Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Lady Sings the Eff You's

Episode Date: September 12, 2023

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15 concludes with part 2 of the reunion (S15E18).  Sure, there's some stuff about Marlo and Kandi and Sanya, but this episode is really about Drew a...nd Ralph, and Bravo trying to make it into a larger scandal than it is.  The whole thing climaxes with Drew singing in Ralph's face in an iconic reunion moment.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89166180See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Watch what crap is watch what crap is who cares what happens when there's so much that crap is What Kids what happens when they're so wild and rapids? You're not crap. It's for when you don't lose your mind. Kids what happens when they're so much that happens. Hello, and welcome to Watch Our Crappins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today
Starting point is 00:00:42 on this very special Real Housewives of Atlanta recap reunion recap. It's Mr. Ronnie Kerim. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? I loved you once. I loved you. Drew song. I will never be able to let go of Drew singing at this reunion. Straight to Ralph. After all of that, it went down. Amazing. That was great. The show gave me an amazing week already.
Starting point is 00:01:08 So yeah. You know, it's so funny. I mean, I was really entertained by the Drew and Ralph situation on this reunion. Even though we learned nothing, basically, here's what we know about Drew and Ralph. They spent the season pretending like they were having a couple, but they weren't saying what was really going on. And then they went on the reunion and they asked each other lots of questions
Starting point is 00:01:28 back and forth like, Drew, do you really think I would say that and her saying, I can't even look at you right now. So we still don't know anything about their situation. We still don't know anything. It was two people, Bravo really tried to make this a thing. They tried so hard, because we've seen like people have gotten divorced
Starting point is 00:01:44 in these shows many times and they were like, oh no, but this one, America is going to care about. And honestly, we learned nothing, we got nothing, but it was entertaining. It was very entertaining. But yeah, these two are the biggest fakers on TV, right? Yeah, which is saying a lot of players. Off-cars, we watch both players. I hate to say two and I'm frankly at the point where I don't even know that I believe all this divorce stuff
Starting point is 00:02:07 because they seem so in it together and they seem so used to just throwing each other under the bus on TV that it's like, why would you give that up? You guys are so good at it. Yeah. I mean, I don't like to be someone who's like both sides are wrong. Both sides are bad. But I kind of feel like they both are liars. I think Ralph is a liar and a gas lighter.
Starting point is 00:02:25 I think Drew is just a straight up liar. And it was funny watching them trap each other and each other's lies over and over again. And then once someone was trapped, they would just pivot and be like, what about this lie that you told? And I'm like, no, but what about this lie that you told? Yeah, I believe that Ralph is the main piece of shit
Starting point is 00:02:40 and I don't think anyone should ever be in a relationship with him. And even though Drew's a flake, I do like her kind of like there's something about her that I still like and I want her to get away from Ralph. I don't believe there's any comparison as far as like abuse levels go, but that said she is a compulsive liar and that she always has been on this show and that's what makes her so funny on this show. But yeah, it was little awkward and pretty amazing that these two could go this many episodes saying so much without saying anything. Still. Yeah. So anyway, just real quickly, next week, join us at 530 on the West Coast, 830 on the East Coast on IG live for crappy hour. We're going to
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Starting point is 00:03:42 We get access to our videos or bonus episodes. We've done a few really fun trailer, rashes, recently where we break down some trailers of things like Salt Lake City and Southern Charm. So that's fun. Sometimes we just talk, we have a good time on there. So we have a lot of fun things and there's a great discord community. So shout out to you with the Watch for Crappens, Discord community. But for right now, we have a super sized episode of Atlanta to get through, so it's our last one of the season. Let's send it out with a bang. It opens up with Andy. We're back! Courtney, it sounded like you and Ralph talked a lot about Drew's alleged affair before it hit the
Starting point is 00:04:18 blogs. What did he tell you? I already don't care. And why are you dressed like a muppet vagina? Why? I don't understand your outfit. And why are you dressed like a mop of a jyna? Why? I don't understand your outfit. You look like a vagina with a woman squeezing through. What the heck is going on with your dilated? Can we get someone over here? Courtney's dress is 10 centimeters dilated.
Starting point is 00:04:40 Oh, I just know he was really hurt by it. He was hurt by the lying and how she was protecting him exactly what she was doing. Do you believe Drew had had in the fair and she's like, absolutely lying. Will do you believe the Gordney knows anything Drew? And Drew is like, Gordney does not know anything about me or Ralph. She just met Ralph yesterday and Ralph has been coaching her this whole entire season. A lot of the things you said were things he said. I'm not, I'm going to say this one time.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Don't you ever. Ever on your life. Listen, will you, I will speak and you will listen. I will speak and you will listen. Don't you ever speak on my son. One day he will see this. My son will see this. My son will see this. I love that they just keep yelling over each other. The whole
Starting point is 00:05:33 Drew's trying to be a badass, but she can't get one thing out because Courtney's just like, and she goes, I didn't say anything about your son. And then he goes, you did, you did. See, man, even I know that part, and I barely watch this crap anymore. And Drew goes, yeah, you said something when you didn't know that the camera's rolling. And she goes, oh, I knew the cameras were rolling. I said it multiple times. Courtney, no, you're supposed to pretend like you didn't know.
Starting point is 00:05:54 We know that we're new, but you're supposed to pretend like you didn't know, so that way you can be like, oh, I would never have said that if I had realized yada, yada, yada. I mean, she just went from saying, I didn't say anything about your son to saying, I knew what I was saying in front of the cameras. So then we see the clip of her saying,
Starting point is 00:06:12 oh, she's just like adopt this child so I can go be in my gay lover relationship and he can pay the bills. And Drew's like, this is not the one time, but the two times you didn't think the cameras were rolling and I'm from Chicago. And that day you speak of someone from Chicago like that. We believe in deep dish pizza and little green things on our hot dogs and we put sauce
Starting point is 00:06:34 on the outside of our pizzas. So Courtney is like, what? I think it's the truth. Oh damn it. The tray pizza is so good. We like to wear pizzas. I haven't. Sorry. The tree pizza is so good. We like square pizzas. I haven't craving pizza all week. Dude, I know.
Starting point is 00:06:49 And now I need to have some Detroit pizza. I want pizza so bad. All I want is pizza. I want it so bad. I want it so bad. I want for Christmas. I don't like that. I like for pizza.
Starting point is 00:07:00 So Courtney is like, well I meant to say you make the dad seem like he's a nurse is buying into your fake storyline and you have destroyed him single-handed Lee pizza pizza and Kenya's like that is wrong that is so evil that is so wrong I still don't but can I say something I still don't believe Kenya and Drew's relationship whatsoever I always feel like like Drew plays some role in Kenya's game plan but I can't figure it out Drew is the only new one that Kenya will kind of stand Drew is like the bridge to the newbies for Kenya like Kenya doesn't have to speak to any of the new cast
Starting point is 00:07:36 And so she takes a Drew because Drew is like the most palatable and she can still fake, you know, the reason why she still invited the things because she refuses to engage with anybody over there on that side. Except for her. She, because she and Drew had such a rivalry when Drew first came on. Like, Kenya was like so mean to Drew. It was hilarious. But I think it's just like a numbers game against, against Marlow, I think. I think she just says we're crew to Drew because like, if Drew doesn't seem to be happy
Starting point is 00:08:04 with Marlow, then that means that she can be good for Kenya. It doesn't make sense to me. Yeah, that makes sense I mean that actually that's a very good reason sounds like a solid reason to me actually Well, what about that? So um Courtney? Let's see so Kenya's like kids are off limits and Courtney's like she has a He was like kids are off limits. And Courtney's like, she has a normal children. She lied and went to a basketball game. That's what I was saying. And Andy says, did you go to taxes to see Ty?
Starting point is 00:08:33 Andrew's like, yeah, I saw a basketball game so. And guess what? I didn't need Ralph, okay? And I don't know what Ralph's been doing. That's a whole other conversation. And when he had us like, well, you do need to talk about it at some point, right? I mean, are we gonna talk about Drew being in a lesbian relationship or not? No, we're not.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Shockingly, we're not. They have based the entire season around this big bombshell and we still don't know anything. Mm-hmm. I mean, I wouldn't have cared either way, but still, at least like if you're just see it through, so Drew says, at the end of the day, well, I mean, of course we would care,
Starting point is 00:09:09 but not care, but just because it's like some good soap opera turn, you know? Right, we wouldn't be in panic though. So then Drew is like, you know, at the end of the day, Ronnie, at the end of the day, we get nothing but nothing. And the show, you could say for the life of the panicking gaze She and Ralph have gotten together and she has been coached by Ralph
Starting point is 00:09:31 Conjuring up things and regurgitating it. I don't have to answer her and Courtney goes you lie everyone stop it I know you're a couple of liars. It's clear which Courtney is right about that So Andy's like well when did Ralph tell you he was planning a divorcing drill? When he knew for sure about the affair and the evidence of the affair. And he's like, well when was that? She says, I don't remember. And Andy says after Portugal and he's like, yes, he was really hardbroken, very, very devastating. And I I'm getting oil rubbed on him in Las Vegas and giving glad dances for about $20 a pop helped him, Andy. Andy's like, candy, what do you know about the tie rumor?
Starting point is 00:10:14 And she's like, well, all I know is that Drew said that she would be her girl crush. And then my makeup artist said it was set to Erica and Erica brought her to the set the next day and then Ty started coming to the set the pass on peacock. And Andy's like, who cares? But I love that Candy's like obviously listen, Drew told meyada that she liked this girl and then she told my makeup artist she liked this girl. So the makeup artist told the girl and then the girl came to the set every day to hang out with her like Hello, and so
Starting point is 00:10:53 Shere is like oh I thought that she met her on the set. I didn't know that she was Introduced by a makeup person. Oh, this is definitely lesbianic Definitely less. Be honest. Did Was there any contouring going on? Tell me about the contouring. I was recently given some information. It was dropped off at my house and then he goes, Oh, the chateau. Yes, I was given to him in the middle of the night.
Starting point is 00:11:16 It was a man on horseback. He was cloaked in a black cloth and dropped it off and there was a windy and stormy. And I picked it up and it was an envelope. And I think it paints and it was an envelope. And I think it paints a different picture of their relationship. We have a question, Shiree. Has Shaito Shiree had a boob job yet?
Starting point is 00:11:33 No, when your house looked like those are how's that big boob? What does everyone think about Shaito Shiree's boob? So Shiree picks out another envelope and Andy goes, and Candy goes, another magazine She's like no well and he's like is it possible? It was Ralph who gave that information. I don't know all I know is I saw I saw a strange or like feature with a little mustache approaching the door Look sort of like a mango Look sort of like a mango. Oh, so on.
Starting point is 00:12:08 Trues laughing. I'm sorry. Someone on Twitter posted something about Ralph and said, this man and his acorn shaped head, and that's all I can think about. It's not nice. It's so weird to shame somebody for something they can't do anything about. But I do think sometimes when I watch this, like, is this what Mark arrived in? But I know what I'm going to help for that.
Starting point is 00:12:31 We're not shaming. We're just making, we're just helping to create a picture. Okay. Because this is an audio medium and people don't know what Ralph's head looks like. So we're just saying it looks like it looks perhaps like that. It looks perhaps like the shrines from Zelda tears the kingdom or maybe a mango or an acorn. No, acorn is strong. Yeah, so I feel like we should change the rule and we should be able to shame horrible people.
Starting point is 00:12:54 We just shouldn't be able to shame nice people, but like horrible like abusive people, but we're not emotionally abusive people, cheater, chronic cheaters. I think you should be able to shame them, right? There's nothing wrong with having a head that looks like an acorn. The shame, we're just merely stating. We're making comparisons. We're not asserting any sort of judgment to it. There's no shame. If your head looks Like a stone fruit or some of that falls off of a tree, there's nothing wrong with that. It's just a comparison. Listen, my housewives line today is I may not be able to bend, but my morals can.
Starting point is 00:13:27 So, then we, so Kenya's cracking up, she's like, you know where she gets sat laugh? She has that, and then she has like, so she's doing that one. She's reading a loud, Andy, reading a loud, and Andy. Read it aloud. Hey, hey, hey. And Andy's like, Wait a minute, these are private messages that are between Ty and I'm assuming Drew.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Quard me, did you do this? And she's like, I primal faulted mom. And she's like, oh, did Ralph take those to you? You look tired. Tick an app, honey. You look tired. You must not be from Chicago. And Andy's like, well these are real,
Starting point is 00:14:07 which I don't know what they are. They're very incriminating. Wow. So then Drew's like, what they're friendly, we're friends. So Kenya's looking through them now. She's looking for naked pictures and she goes, this is not anything incriminating. And Kenya's like, what, let me see.
Starting point is 00:14:23 And then Kenya's like, and she's like, what, if I were to, she's basically like, if I were texting with you like this, we would never text like this, you know? And she goes all long-winded like that, which I thought was really funny. Also Drew is such a bad liar because Drew has not even seen these. She has not seen the evidence.
Starting point is 00:14:39 And he is looking them over. And Andy is like, this is really incriminating. And she's like, what, we're friendly. What, what's a big deal? Like, she doesn't evenriminating. And she's like, what, we're friendly. What? What's a big deal? Like she doesn't even have to see them to try and minimize them, you know? Anybody else, any honest person would be like, you show me those and prove to me that you're not faking some bullshit.
Starting point is 00:14:55 Yeah. And she's like, first and foremost, if you saw my DMs, my DMs are popping. It's like, okay. And then she starts having a haing. And then she's like, I mean, I mean, I know that I mean, like, listen, I have seen Ralph beat the IRS singlehandedly. However, there's nothing criminating in those. I know there's nothing in criminating. I'm like, you have to look at the text. She's set to dope.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Also, what are you trying to get Ralph in trouble with the IRS? It's like you're getting audited. You're getting audited. You understand that. Right. It's like Ralph gets in trouble with tax fraud, while you were married to Ralph and you signed the tax returns,
Starting point is 00:15:30 you're gonna owe that money and or go to jail. You fucking moron. And the worst defense on Bravo is the reunion defense of like spoof texts. Spoof texts. Sorry, spoof text does not work as a defense. It is the worst defense you could possibly have. All you have to do is look at him and say, yeah, I said this, this is not sort defense. It is the worst defense you could possibly have all you have to do
Starting point is 00:15:45 Look at him and say yeah, I said this. This is not fortacious. This is just texting, you know, yeah, so yeah She's about she's about Lyre. She's well done So then Andy's like well, I mean, I guess I would feel bad and I wouldn't like my private text thrown out there Okay, fun. Okay, before I let you go man. Yeah, I have to let you know It's all good. You have an orphanage in Africa. Do you give boob jobs? Does your organids give boob jobs? Move down to the poor.
Starting point is 00:16:12 Thank you, Andy, so much. Okay, maniana, that's enough. We've acknowledged that you've done something on this season. You started an orphanage sometime in the past. Okay, bye. It's our last life, my right, bye. Here's your bouquet, Courtney, bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Here's your B.M. Courtney. Bye. Bye.
Starting point is 00:16:26 Bye. So now they're going to go on a 45 minute lunch to everyone standing up and backstage. People are changing shoes and stuff and Shireen Marlow are in a room together and Marlow's like, I'm going to go, bitch, clear the floor. Bitch. Bitch, wait, wait, bitch, bitch. Bitch, bitch, you did not. Bitch, bitch. And I was like, I love, it's like thank you for my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, like, Marlos, bitch, clear the floor, bitch, bitch, wait, wait, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, you did not, bitch, bitch. And I was like, I love, it's like, thank you for embracing
Starting point is 00:16:50 the word bitch right now, Marlos, because we've had to deal with like weeks of like, did Courtney say, bitch, did Courtney call Drew a bitch, Marlos, like said, at 12 times in like one breath. So Marlos cracking up because can be is so pissed that Shere did that newspaper thing about her. And she's like, well, I did it because every week she's talking about me. And Marlowe says, yeah, but okay, look, I love this. She in is 9.75, but on Candy Store, it's $75. Marlowe, you're paying, you've got clothes on, God knows who bought these clothes for you,
Starting point is 00:17:26 and you're literally renting them for hundreds of dollars a night. Are you crazy? Yeah, it's called business, markup. There's, that's, you know, the sense. If they're not, if they're not, if they're not,
Starting point is 00:17:39 if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, if they're not, Yeah. So now Ralph is in makeup. Ralph is sitting there like a lump. He's like, that's how he is this entire episode. He's like like a little frog on a rock.
Starting point is 00:17:49 You ever see a frog on a rock that's like, that's how, that's what Ralph is playing with. And then he's like, you know. So Courtney checks in on him and she's like, how are you doing? And he cracks me up that he's sitting there getting his,. He's getting his head shave and trim by a barber. And he's even like doing a promo for the barber because he's wearing a rose hair cover. What do you call a, uh, the cape hair cape or the hair cut.
Starting point is 00:18:17 Like a smoke. Yeah, barber. He's wearing a rose color. Smok and the barber is also wearing rose kind of like wow you're really going for free barber shop visits right now on your reunion visit. I mean this is someone who's really thinking about the commerce of it all and I've got to say congratulations might I suggest bangs pass that on pass it on with bangs, Ralph with like little feathered bangs. So Courtney checks in and then she's like seeing how are you doing and he has eyes sort of looked behind her
Starting point is 00:18:51 and so she goes to close the door. But what we can't see because of Courtney's in the way is that Allison was right there in the hallway so she closes the door and Allison is like, don't close that door on me, don't close that eye road on amen and guess what, I'm not giving an amen to that door being door on me. Don't close that I wrote on Amen. And guess what? I'm not giving an Amen to that door being closed on me. And she smacks the door and comes in all angry.
Starting point is 00:19:10 And she's like, yeah, I'm Allison. And you're gonna pay. I'm calling this a please get this bitch out of here. And she goes, oh, what are you calling me a bitch now? I thought you don't use the word bitch. And she goes, I do now, I do now. And I also go, who are you? And then some random lady just closes the word bitch. She says, I do now, I do now. And Allison's like, who are you? And then some random majors close at the door. God, I love Allison. Like, I think Drew should get another season just so we can have more Allison.
Starting point is 00:19:42 Bring Allison on. I would love to see a great real house. I would love to see Allison. So Courtney's like, I apologize, but Drew has a problem. She's such a compulsive liar, Ralph. And you love her, I get it, but you can't keep showing someone. You can't just keep allowing someone to disrespect you like that. And he's just, he's doing his guy on Bravo face where he's just giving his victim face, like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:20:00 I'm so disrespected. As I sit here earning like 30 punches on my barber shop card, so I can get like six months of free barber shops. Commershoes, here comes one right now. Watch what crapens and winter is crappening of the funniest recap broadcasts. But if you want something more eerie, try the new podcast Ghost Story
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Starting point is 00:21:32 And I don't- again, I'm not offended by it, but I'm just like, the hypocrisy. Lies, lies, lies. So, Andy's like, well, guess what? The Atlanta women are pretty, so expensive, but this group's antics generated quite a bit of peach buzz this season. Ladies, look at some more of your tantalizing moments. I was like, these are the exact, this is like the exact same comedy route.
Starting point is 00:21:56 They always do a comedy bit in the second episode. Whenever you come back from the cliffhanger, they resolve the cliffhanger, and then they do the fun and games segment. And it's on Atlanta, It's always the same things. Bedroom candy, sexy, hot guys, shirtless, below. So Kenny is like, well, I put three thumbs on the map, Andy, in my movie, Twa. And Marlow's like, when was that again? And she says, it's the first time we'd seen a black threesome on the screen. Wow, that is going in this Smithsonian for
Starting point is 00:22:28 sure. For sure. Was it really on screens or was it on TVs? I don't know. So that's the first time we've seen a black three-some on YouTube, Andy. So Andy's like, well, congrats, Candy, on 10 years of bedroom, Candy. I can't wait to see more of bedroom candy on this show for 10 more years, because we know it will never stop happening. Yeah, and Sonja's like, she's responsible for a couple of my regards, I'm so tell you that much. And he's like, all right, well, corn from wholesome, why is everyone acting like Candy is eating ass? It's such a big deal? I mean, come on. It's 2023 and poo-poles are considered delicious and nutritious now.
Starting point is 00:23:11 It's okay. Be nice. Who doesn't do it? And everyone's laughing and then I'm shrae asks, what's the freakiest thing that candy's ever done and can't and and then can you say how many people were involved Can I just say I'm so excited for candy for just being such a good business person also being the first housewife to make sex like a full-on sex toy MLM like Who does that good for you have housewives out there hawking MLM like, like having dildo parties, like they were Tupperware part. I mean, there's so much that I respect about it. Literally do not care to hear anymore about candy fucking, and who she fucks, and how much she likes to fuck.
Starting point is 00:23:53 I don't care. Congratulations on the commerce, okay? That's the most of a boner I've ever gotten. Candy commerce, that's it. But the rest of it, shut up. I don't care. I don't wanna hear about candy eating. I'm not a crude, I'm not a crude, but I feel like But the rest of it, shut up. I don't care. I don't wanna hear about Kenya eating ass. I'm not a prude, I'm not a prude,
Starting point is 00:24:07 but I feel like this is something that like Andy's into, but like I personally don't care, like about Kenya eating ass, and I don't care about the freaky things that Kenya's gotten up to. Like it literally is like not interesting to me. Like I'm interested in like stuff we see on screen and on camera. And it's just not, this is like, I don't care anymore.
Starting point is 00:24:30 I'm just stupid. Also knowing that Bravo's just getting 10% of it and that's why they keep bringing it up, it's like you're trying to titlate me to get a $90 Del No. Like I know where to get cheaper Del Do's. Know what I mean? Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:42 So then he's like, okay, we talked about Kenny Neth and Candy Haffin, everybody jerk off with her MLM. So let's talk about Sonia's miscared. I'm just like, wow. Wow. That's a hairpin turn right there. Good Lord. So we Sonia tells the story very traumatic, very sad.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Obviously has great silver lining in that she's pregnant again and new child, very sad. Obviously has great silver lining and that she's pregnant again and new child, et cetera. And she's saying that she had a lot of support from her friends, but she was disappointed in Kenya because everyone sent flowers or a truck haul to check in, but Kenya didn't. And Kenya's like, no, I called. She's like, believe, I did call on you to answer.
Starting point is 00:25:24 I actually believe Kenya on this one because Kenya does, Kenya's like, no, I called. She's like, believe, I did call and you didn't answer. I actually believe Kenya on this one because Kenya does, Kenya's kind of like, she's like, I called and I'm sorry that we didn't connect. But she didn't, Kenya doesn't turn it into like a moment. She's kind of like, I called. Kenya's way smarter than that. She knows, she sees what Sonya's trying to do and Sonya to use this to use her baby's miscarriage as fodder for a fight against Kenya is
Starting point is 00:25:49 Extremely low. I think I thought that was really gross and I like that Kenya which I'm surprised because I find Sonia to be kind of boring. I don't find her to be Low, I thought this was really gross to use that against somebody. And I thought Kenya was also very smart and being like, you're not gonna use your miscarriage against me at a reunion. I'm very sorry that this happened to you truly and I'm not gonna fight with you about it.
Starting point is 00:26:18 I didn't feel like. I didn't feel like Sanio was like, oh, this is a way for me to have a moment. I felt like she had like, she generally would like, thought that Kenya hadn't reached out and she was like, oh, this is a way for me to have a moment. I felt like she had, like, she generally would, like, thought that Kenya hadn't reached out and she was like, since we're here at the reunion, this is a place to air it out.
Starting point is 00:26:30 But I felt like it was just kind of one of those things, like, yeah, I felt, I felt like, why, like, why don't you, like, text her or call her? Like, isn't the whole issue with Sonia is like, people are having sincerity issues with Sonia. And so so like, why, like you want Kenya to reach out to you off camera and be sincere, so why are you not doing,
Starting point is 00:26:53 why are you not reaching out and being sincere to her off camera? Loof, gross, I was grossed out. So Andy moves to Michael J from Fox, says, Sonya, can you see how terribly you treat your family? You employ them, but you don't own them. What about your family to hire, Sonia? What about you, Meli-Gyna?
Starting point is 00:27:15 And Sonia's like, I don't treat my family poorly. My family is poor and I pay them to be the last poor. Michael J. You know, I bet we'd be together for a million years and I bet them to be less poor. Michael J. You know, I bet we'd be together for a million years and I bet we'll be together for a million more years. So, da da da da. It feels like, okay. What would I do, baby, without sherry?
Starting point is 00:27:37 So, what would I do, baby, without my parents? So Andy's like, you're a grad, how you told your sister, I'm bored already with my parents. So Andy's like, you regret how you told your sister, I'm bored already with my question. So they live five minutes away, everyone. So if anyone who's really panicked, literally nobody cares. Nobody cares. Sorry, son, yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Family wise. Family wise. Why? WHOY. So Andy's like, you're the only housewives who export fertility can you? Are you any closer to getting Brooklyn bunk beds? And she still wants babies, but nobody, she has decided to adopt.
Starting point is 00:28:14 And, um, she's going to adopt a three or four year old who already knows how to walk and talk. Which, hey, listen, sounds good to me. Yeah, it's like a plan, Jan. Well, Poke for months is, Sonja, how could you call yourself a friend to Kenya when in one breath she's helping you raise money for your charity, the next breath, your drag girl, and sheeding your relationship? And Kenya's like, the thing is, Sonja, I like Sonja, but there's so many things that have happened where I question her loyalty to me and her ability to not be biased in a situation between me and Marlow. And Sonia is basically saying that she feels like there's a double standard and talking
Starting point is 00:28:53 about like the DM situation with Martell, like how it was okay for Kenya to call up Martell's DMs, but then when Call Me Kale got into Marlow's DMs, Kenya was silent. And she's also saying, you know, you weren't just helping me. You were helping 18 mothers who didn't have a home. And to, you know, making it sound like, oh, Kenya's so shallow. No, Kenya helped you. OK, there are plenty of people who need help that she could have been going to any charity.
Starting point is 00:29:20 You specifically asked her the favor of being a caller. She got all that money out of people. and you did talk shit about her all season And then immediately turned and faked it when you needed somebody to show up and do you a fucking favor? I mean, there's no getting out of that whether you were doing it for for the betterment of others good for you But Kenya was doing it as your fucking friend and so that wasn't cool to you And Kenya's probably the second largest star on this cast behind Candy. And that's a pretty big deal to it. Kenya, like MCD event last minute. Like I know, she's on a TV show,
Starting point is 00:29:50 and she's your friend, it's not no big deal, but it is, she probably did get you a lot of money for your thing. And then you were like complaining. And let's look, I would have liked if it brought up if someone had called out Sonia for complaining about the fact that Kenya and that seating arrangement, Fiasco, like she the MC to your event, she gets special consideration and I thought that
Starting point is 00:30:09 was like Shady of Sonia to talk to you about that or complain about that off camera when she's done such a big favor for you. The Sonia came off as kind of a dick. This whole season really, if you had it all. I feel like she didn't come off as a dick but I think she came off as like a little spoiled and entitled. And I really, I've said this before, I really, really like Sonia,
Starting point is 00:30:29 and I wanted her to like really pop as the second season housewife because I felt like she had potential, but I think she is too and done. She failed on her sophomore effort if you ask me. Yeah, I agree. So let's see. So Andy's like, can you
Starting point is 00:30:47 tweeted that Marlow never raised her paddle and she had to be shamed into giving to her best see. Marlow was that what happened? And Marlow's like, I'm dude, you know, I was gonna, I was gonna give my best. But my account was called and the money was deposited right away. And I'm not giving shit to Kenya. And sure, Sonya's like, yeah, she said she would give the money was deposited right away and I'm not given shit to Kenya. And sure As Sonya's like yeah, she said she would give the money, but she's not raising her paddle for Kenya, which is so Fucking petty and I actually love that. Yeah, I love that Marlowe did that. I wish you just said that on camera She's like I'm not gonna raise my can I won't do this for Kenya You know like let the penniness fly free on camera. Let's like allow us to have it.
Starting point is 00:31:26 So Kenya's like, well, that's very interesting that you would support her in that because Shira and Marla didn't raise their hands. And so, Sonia's like, well, Kenya, I have like generally tried to be a friend to you on camera. And like sometimes I like to see with the two and I say like, are you being genuine with me? Because it seems like, you know, it seems like sometimes like you're being calculating. I'm like, it's Kenyomore. Sonia. Well, part of Kenyomore
Starting point is 00:31:52 says not calculating. Of course she says, yeah, because like you, like sure, you'll come to the charity thing because it looked good on camera. And it looked good for you to give money. Also, it was a favor that you asked her to do. She didn't want her way in there to look good. This is just my opinion. I don't have time to give you my time or my money girl and sometimes you're like, but you helped 18 homeless women.
Starting point is 00:32:16 And like what I'm saying is like, in that moment I'm like very appreciative and it like means a lot to me. But then where were you? What are the opportunities to be my friend off camera? You know, like we didn't show up for me. Like, you know, like the opportunities to be my friend off camera? You know, like we didn't show up for me. Like, you know, like, because if that were my friend and I told you I almost lost my life,
Starting point is 00:32:30 wouldn't she reach out? And so she again, she's like basically, why didn't she reach out? And it's like dramatic and we go to commercial. And when we come back, they just totally don't care anymore. They just move on to full on their stuff. There's no follow up. They don't even care what Kenya's response is, like okay, so Sanya had her moment and never be on to Candy.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Now she's done. Alright, welcome back, Joe from So What Who Can't Says Candy, if you can't, if you can get so upset when the other ladies shade you, then why is it okay to have your own YouTube channel shading them. And she's like, I'm just giving them back what they give me. So carry on. What's I agree? Like why not? I don't care.
Starting point is 00:33:13 I don't know. Okay. Have you seen the times turn against candy? I think it's been the past couple of years, but I would say this year, it's way more noticeable online than stuff that people have really turned on candy. And I think candy is doing better than she ever has. I mean, candy's been involved in more fights. She's like, even though she doesn't show up a lot,
Starting point is 00:33:34 which we've talked about this season, but when she does, she will try to drag some, she has no problem dragging somebody or getting in the mix. So I kind of feel bad for her. I feel like if anybody else did Spuce or made jokes, it wouldn't be getting in trouble for it. I think it's, I mean, I don't think it's,
Starting point is 00:33:50 honestly, I don't think it's a great look. I think that Candy, like, I know she's giving back what she's gotten, but I just, I don't know. I actually feel like it's Candy kind of like dropping down to like a level, like a, so like a sad level. I think that she doesn't need to do it. She's so successful and she does so well. Like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:08 I think that she all she really is doing is giving them ammo. Like I think she should ask her song, says, as above. So I think she's trying to do like an SNL type thing where she's trying to like get into comedies and stuff. And so she's using her springboard as doing the lip syncing to housewives stuff. And that's why. And she's actually using their own words against them and their own clips just dressing with a wig.
Starting point is 00:34:34 So I don't see why it's such a big deal. But then again, but if that is true, that's exactly the biggest criticism against candy is that it's just like, it's just, it's like all she really cares about are her businesses. So she's like, oh, if it's like, oh, she's just, it's like all she really cares about are her businesses. So she's like, oh, if it's like, oh, she's just using that fodder to get into comedy,
Starting point is 00:34:49 then it's kind of feels like, oh, well, there she is again, just using, like, not the real candy it's just her using it as another platform. I don't personally care. I mean, I do think that like, I'm just, I am sick of the same story lines from candy year after year. So I love, love love love candy
Starting point is 00:35:07 but um I think that she's she is kind of just giving us the kind of the same old stuff so but either way I really am not that invested in it I think it's kind of I don't think it's I don't think she needed to do it personally I understand why I don't think she needed to but guess what wow wow I just got a frog in my throat. Kalamata from Olive says, Candy, you act like you're above everyone and never want to share anything other than your business. Don't you think you should step down or take a break since you're so busy? Hardly ever show up for the girls and you don't want to discuss anything personal. And she's like, her response to this is funny because she goes I've shown plenty of my personal business
Starting point is 00:35:46 I mean cheese the whole candy in the gang shows shows all of our dirty laundry in our restaurant Which again is not your personal business that's your business business? Yeah, right? Well, because they all the question was also like you you're only talking about things unless You won't talk about something unless it shows your businesses in good light And she's like well that shows showed my restaurant in a bad light while simultaneously promoting it on a very large platform. Yeah. So she was like, if I cared so much, sorry, I was biting my lip.
Starting point is 00:36:15 I was like, I think I have debts to get on my lip. I'm gonna buy it while Ben. Wait, I need to, I need to grab, I need to grab, but you keep talking. I'm going to be a bottle of water from across the room because this packs a little bit. I just spat me while I took my last dose of packs a little bit today, but the thing is, it's like drawing packs a little bit. I don't pack a little bit, but it dries me out.
Starting point is 00:36:33 So I just need to grab a bottle of water from across the room. I'll be gone for six seconds. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Can be. Hey, who do you think is drier then or been Ben wins? He's got a drive a join up cuz of packs hey that Okay, so then We
Starting point is 00:36:56 Can't like Great that in say literally anything He's like if I cared so much about looking perfect I never would have let them see that Todd can't pay the electricity bill on that show. By the way, have you heard that that's coming back after all? Is it? I heard that online. I don't know if that's very viable or anything, but I read it online that they ended up giving it another season, which is definitely the best of
Starting point is 00:37:21 the candy spin offs. And I was absolutely very good. That's actually a very good show. I love that show. Yeah. So let's see. So, Sharay is like, oh, so first of all, the real name of this person was like Sharay from Shady Corner. So they're all cracking up that Sharay actually
Starting point is 00:37:39 did that question. And Candy's like, yeah, well, and speaking of taking breaks, I think that you would know the most about taking breaks, Surrey, and shading her for being fired from the show. And Surrey's like, taking breaks. And Candy said, yeah, you said maybe I should take a break. And Surrey's like, well, you guys are lackluster, so they always have to bring me back.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Anyway, I've been asked back more than I've come back. So, I've made history. Candy, she's like, I've been asked back more than I've come back. So, I've made history. She's like, I've made history. I'm like, you've made history for being fired three times and coming back. So Andy is like, well, we are all very invested in your pursuit of an egot and congrats on your Tony nomination and your Emmy nomination.
Starting point is 00:38:22 How does it feel to be at the Tonys? And she says, a dream come true and she's the producer of The Wiz, which is coming out. Also, I was like, I didn't know that Candy had an Emmy nomination, but it was, I've been, listen, I don't have an Emmy nomination. I'm never gonna shade anyone for having an Emmy nomination, but I looked it up and it was like the most specific an Emmy nomination. I'm never going to shade anyone for having an Emmy nomination, but I looked it up and it was like the most specific regional
Starting point is 00:38:46 Emmy nomination. It was like, it was for like storytelling in South, the South, Eastern, regional Emmy's for like Spanish language storytelling. It was so, so, so specific, but you know what though? Do whatever it takes to get that you got. That's what I say. Oh yeah, you know, and then maybe you can work up
Starting point is 00:39:04 to bigger Emmy later, you know, but just get you can work up to bigger Emmy later, you know. But just get them all in there. Get under your bed. Why are we nominated for a fucking Emmy? Where's Miami? Where's there gonna be an audio from regional gay people in Polyester? With short from Costco, there's gotta be
Starting point is 00:39:20 some kind of fucking thing we can get. At least we should be able to get an Emmy. If not a Grammy by the way, hey, any like, we can get. At least we should be able to get an Emmy. If not a Grammy, by the way. Hey, we can just do a spoken word album. If anyone out there can get us a Grammy. Remember when Kathy, this is actually Bravo related because it was on her show on Bravo. Kathy, what's her face?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Griffin, she had a campaign to win herself a Grammy and she did a whole spoken word thing and everything. And I think she actually got it. Well, a lot of people can win with comedy albums and stuff. Can we just release my Octopus teacher recap as an album? Would you guys buy it on iTunes? Just to get us a Grammy nomination. Fuck yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:58 I think we do imagine going to the Grammys, I could wear leather underwear and just like tape on my nipples. I would love that. I'd be like, sorry Ronnie, I'm gonna go hang out with Olivia Rodrigo right now. Okay, so now we see the Mark people think Marlow's an asshole, but she's really a good person, which is not the truth. And I'm sick of people saying that. Marlow is an asshole. And I don't know what kind of editing she's getting on this show that is trying to like, you know, mother marry her, but it's actually working. And you know, Marlow does have good parts.
Starting point is 00:40:35 I'm not saying she's all bad, but the edit she gets on this show is insane. Yeah. Um, I think they're trying to make, for years, Marl was kind of one note. She was just like a one note agitator, and she would come in, and she would always like go after someone, and now that they made a real house, why have they have to flesh her out to be more than that? So they have to give her like a nice edit and everything. So they're asking her, by the way,
Starting point is 00:40:59 this is Candies, Emmy, is Spanish historic cultural politics government societal concerns category wow we couldn't even make that shit up yeah that's a lot commercials here comes one right now so uh... marlowe two years later uh...
Starting point is 00:41:21 why did the shooting of candy's restaurant become an issue? And Marlowe's like, Andy was on the news. I mean, there's a shooting at Candy Burris restaurant. And my nephew just got shot two years ago at Candy Burris' restaurant. How would that not trigger me to remember my nephew? And he's like, but did it bother you two years ago?
Starting point is 00:41:39 And she goes, it did bother me when I left her house. It was like when you left her house and after she was telling you how sorry she was and all that. She was like, well, we can't just like, we're hard, we had an emotional moment. And then like, I don't know how you're trying to act like I disregarded you because I did not.
Starting point is 00:41:54 She's like, I just wanted more. She's like, well, but then the next couple of days you were like, texting me about cameo and like, you're more concerned about, you know, making sure I was getting the bag than you were about like telling me about the funeral or anything like that. And it was specifically to get Marlos bag because she wanted candy to sign up under Marlos name so that candy would get a percentage of all of Marlos.
Starting point is 00:42:14 Uh, Marlos would get a percentage of all of candy signups on cameo. I mean, so fucking tacky. It's like, you, I will never forgive you for how much you hurt me. Can I please get 10% of your cameo for the rest of your life? Some are I was like I mean you didn't send flowers a chicken wing nothing. I mean like It's okay. It's fine. It's fine It's fine, but like you could have called my sister to sing a song and Kenny's like I don't know your sister like that Like she's like what the hell kind of requested that be hi. I'm Kelt candy birds like like
Starting point is 00:42:44 Massily acclaim song writer candy birds. I'm Kelly Burris like like massively acclaimed song writer candy burrs I'm just gonna send you a song like that that's the most ridiculous thing. Yeah and Andy's like so why are you so mad about Drew's word choice that day like when you screamed it uh Drew in front of the hand sanitizer machine at the exit of the wine city winery city winery of Atlanta where you pulled up a fucking in front of the hand sanitizer machine at the exit of the wine. What is that? City wine. City wine. City wine.
Starting point is 00:43:08 City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine.
Starting point is 00:43:16 City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine.
Starting point is 00:43:24 City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. City wine. Candy was like, um, it's fine to say Marlow's flash just faces and candy's like, look, I have to ask and no shade to charade But you guys want to hold me to the fire, but not one person brought up So you're having stuff. You go right. Sure. Yeah, like everybody's on me about my businesses and shootings and stuff like this But no one talked about your website not working and she's like you did Candy's like, yeah, no, that's why I said this wasn't to bustle with you Shady. My point is that stuff wasn't going right for me at the time, but everybody held me to the fire.
Starting point is 00:43:51 But the difference is that I think that no one expects Shreys stuff to go. And that's one of those things where it's like, you don't punch down on Shreys. So Marlow is like, well, what wasn't going right? And can you say, well, the shooting, that wasn't negative for my business. And she goes, but a lot of negative things happened.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Who cares? You're not. You don't care. But you're trying to, right? You're trying to amplify that there's a shooting at her restaurant, like no business owner would want that. And Candy is like, well, she wanted everyone to challenge me on what happened at my business.
Starting point is 00:44:22 And you said, no one says anything to candy, you know? And the only one you insist that people say things to is me. And also I think it's worth pointing out because candy doesn't really rub it in, but it's also worth pointing out that candy is literally the only person that's ever tried to help Marlow. And Marlow is the one who said that on TV. Marlow's like, you're the only one
Starting point is 00:44:42 whoever sends my nephew's birthday money and supports them. You're the only one who ever sends my nephew's birthday money and supports them. You're the only one who calls to see how they're doing. But I want more. I want more. The point is that she was also the one who employed your nephew in the first place. And now you're coming back after trying to get her cameo money and drag her through the
Starting point is 00:44:58 mud for that. It's like, let's say Marlow tried to make a, she tried to make, she saw that the vibe around, she said the vibe on she saw that the vibe around, she saw the vibe on the internet was like, you know, candy never shares anything. There was also this big like very pro-fage remo that was happening a year ago, after Girl's Trip. And, well, just in general, there's been a pro-fage
Starting point is 00:45:16 or thing, people feel like this show has been a little met over the past few years. So people are like, you know, in candy, got rid of fadred, but then candy won't share anything that, I think Marlow saw what the sentiment was that there was some anti-candy fermentation happening, and I think she tried to take a swing. I think she tried and she failed,
Starting point is 00:45:34 and it was like, you really, you did try to bite the hand that fed you, and this was the wrong swing to take. So yeah, and Candy's like, listen, we haven't been friends, you've been against me so many times. You get jealous when everything's go well for me. And Marla's like, you are crazy. I am renting used Versace.
Starting point is 00:45:54 Why would I be jealous? I have the woman who was on the real world. And now on VH1, who's a client of mine. Why would I be jealous? So then, so then Marl, so then Drew tries to chime in on this. She's trying to chime in and Marlaco's Drew be quiet and worried about your marriage.
Starting point is 00:46:17 And Drew goes, that's what we're not gonna do today is talk about my marriage. I'm like, you literally have a whole segment. I know, you have like the whole show is about your marriage. And no one will let Drew talk. They just all talk over her and she's trying to be so big and tough. And Marla's like, we're on TV. We will talk about it.
Starting point is 00:46:36 And Drew goes, you get a husband and then we'll talk about it. You get a wife. I felt guilty laughing at that, but I did anyway. I just, it's just right there. It's so perfect. It goes, Drew goes, which you got as a Birkin and some memories, bitch. I'm like, but literally is there anything more to live for? Like, really when I remember, I'm fine with saying that. Like, listen, all I got from this life
Starting point is 00:47:07 was a Birken and some memories and it was worth every fucking step I took. Yeah, and Marla's like, I got many Birkens and they're worth more than your entire home, which I also believe. So, so that was Sonia, besides the clarify, she's like, you know, you guys are both looking at the wrong way, you know, like, you know,
Starting point is 00:47:26 Candy felt like Mono was trying to attach to shooting to a business and Mono felt like she wanted more of her as a friend and Candy's like, her whole story kept on changing. And when it first heard out, it was like about why? Can't you say shooting? And then all of a sudden, it's like about this thing. And basically, Candy is like,
Starting point is 00:47:38 Sonia, you'd stay out of this. I'm not gonna fight with you about this. Like you should not be, I like you. Because Sonia is wrong. She is wrong. Candy is correct. This whole thing started about we can't say shooting Blah blah blah and then that didn't work so Marlo tried to turn it into oh But it's because my nephew was shot there and that's what it all changed it wasn't always It was like too Tendulses missive It started at one thing.
Starting point is 00:48:05 It didn't work. So Marlow changed it to be even more of a big victim thing to get it to stick. And now Sonia is trying to pretend that that was the history. Sonia is just on the wrong damn side of history here. Yeah. Sonia, I understand Sonia is a compulsion to try to smooth things over, but like, um, yeah, she's not. She's trying to like, anti the other couch. She's doing like a team thing.
Starting point is 00:48:26 What's they do? The side to the couches, you know, it's like we're all on a team. We'll all stick up for each other. It's just she picked the wrong team. Yeah. So Marlos like Andy, all I know is I've come a long way and I think I could have, I think I could have done more. And Andy's like, well, is there a path forward for the two of you? I was like, yes, I think so. And they basically say, even though, like, no, they are just going to be cordial to each other. And basically, they're going to be cordial. And now, at this point, we have wrapped all this sort of, the housekeeping we have to do with this reunion,
Starting point is 00:49:00 so we can finally get to drew and Ralph, because like, the last few seconds, we're like, okay, so Sonia said about her family, okay, Marlowe and Candy will move on. Okay, can we get to Drew and Ralph, and now we are finally gotten there. So then we look at this fake ass marriage season where they tried to pretend everything was going great
Starting point is 00:49:20 and then it slowly started to crack. And Ralph, we see Ralph's victim face watching all of this. Ralph comes out, by the way, Ralph comes out looking like he is on the cover of a book that will teach you how to do tricks at a casino. It's like, hey, if you ever wanted to do at account cards, this is what my message is. The thing is, no more angle.
Starting point is 00:49:44 He's literally like in a tuxedo with like some sort of like shiny paisley on the jacket and everything is like, have you ever wondered how to do the thing where you shuffle really nicely and smoothly? I can teach you in this book. Glittery glittery little beads all over his jacket. So, then we see him saying, who hasn't filed for divorce? And you divorce and drew saying well if we don't work out I'm gonna talk to my crush or whatever So then Drew is like okay, Andy here give him his peach. I've brought an actual peach from the grocery store
Starting point is 00:50:18 I know it's what he came for hand him this prop, please and Wow, Drew stop at produce this morning. She really did. I'm excited. I'm excited to see what else is gonna come out of that still in the first place. Marla Driscoff, what's next up in the house? No.
Starting point is 00:50:37 So they are living under the same roof still. And so Andy's like, wow, you brought two fruit items. By the way, I'm almost done with that plum. It's delicious. So I'm gonna take another bite of it. And Ralph is sitting there like, Ralph looks like he is like mid poop. I know you don't like talking about that, Ronnie,
Starting point is 00:50:59 but he really has this like, like he's just pushing out that last little piece. Um, so they talk about, um, what are your intentions and, um, what are your intentions here today in Ralf's? Like, I just want to answer the questions, you know, and get this log out, you know, that would be nice. It would be nice to finally get past the top of the log. Like, got a little dingleberry I'm working on here.
Starting point is 00:51:25 So, Andrew goes, oh, just take your moment. Just take it, Ralph, I'll give you your moment. You wanna be a housewife? Have I passed the peach? Yeah, also, I have to say, was this right at this moment or was it like when Ralph came out, when they were both like staring off, like they were not talking to each other.
Starting point is 00:51:45 And he's like, so I think you guys wanna say each other? And they just were, Drew was doing her most, like her finest soap opera work, just staring off to the side. Like, I can't even look at his face. Yeah, he's doing that thing where he's looking at the floor, distantly. Like, I'm so depressed, I've been so abused,
Starting point is 00:52:01 I can't even speak. And then she's like, go ahead, say what you're gonna say to me. Well, no matter. They're both ridiculous. And he goes, what are you doing with the page? I don't even know what you're doing right now. And she goes, I don't know why you're here. And then he goes, well, actually, we invited him.
Starting point is 00:52:20 And he goes, and he was ready with me. Was anti-ready. So true. And so Rafa's like, first with me, was and he ready. So true. And so Ralph is like first and foremost, I love my wife, and I'm here today because I've watched my child to have a proper representation of who their father is because there's lots of things that drew us head
Starting point is 00:52:39 that are slanderous. They have a perfectly good representation of who their father is. if they watch this show, sir. You get cameras in your own home, just why on them. Exactly. And then left a bang, somebody in Tampa, and that was just last season. That doesn't even address this season.
Starting point is 00:52:57 This marriage should have been over after this. So then we see headlines, Drew Siddora, Files for Divorce, claiming husband Ralph Pitman is a serial cheater and an abuser and a hat-rooner. So Ralph says, well, I want us all to have opportunity to know what the truth is versus the stories that have actually served us around the internet. And he's like, okay, well, have you told your kids that you're separating?
Starting point is 00:53:18 And Drew's like, no, no, we have not. Like, well. They're all about we're gonna say the truth. And I want my kids to have a pro, no, they don't know we're gonna have a list. They have not. Like, they're all about we're gonna say the truth. And I want my kids to have a pro, they don't know we're gonna have a record. They have a record. I want them to have a proper record of something that we're not gonna tell them about.
Starting point is 00:53:32 We're just lying about, we're lying to our children every day and I want them to have the truth. So Andy's like, Nathan from Zodog says, you guys seem to be happy for most of the season. I was genuinely thrilled with it all upfront. And Drew's like, it wasn't put on.
Starting point is 00:53:50 I just think everyone has gotten a clear view into our marriage. And I believe in secrecy of marriage. Still trying to make that work. Still trying. If you say it enough, it's going to get into the Oxford English dictionary, OED. Still trying, if you say it enough, it's gonna get into the Oxford English Dictionary, OED. And I didn't think a lot of things need to be plastered on TV, so those things I kept
Starting point is 00:54:11 to protect my husband. So in other words, yes, it was put on. So in other words, this whole thing was lie, which we knew we could get through one sentence without being a liar. None of it was a lie. I only lied to protect my, well, then it was a lie, Drew. Okay, you can't lie and tell the truth in the same damn sentence.
Starting point is 00:54:29 I mean, even though it was like the most obvious lie, we all watched the season knowing what bullshit, even if we had not even known the outcome, even if we had never read the headlines, we would know this is bullshit because we've seen two seasons of them being miserable, and we know what couples faking it on Bravo looks like. Okay, we've watched Shannon and David, all right. So Andy is like, so you protect them
Starting point is 00:54:49 from the cameras through infidelity? And Ralph goes, Drew, please talk to you. Please talk to silence. By the way, there's a huge, long silence, but no one will talk about infidelity. I mean, you guys have taken our whole season and just say it. So he's like, go ahead and talk. And Drew's like, there's certain things that don't need to be put out there. Yes. Well, if there's infidelity, then say it. Okay. So say it or not because she is just hinting. She's not saying anything. So Andy says, were you in faithful to her? Were you? And he goes, it would have come out if I was. So now he won out. He's like, that's not the question.
Starting point is 00:55:25 Have you been faithful? And Ralph's like, a gulp, yes I have. And I haven't done anything. I haven't done anything. Everything about Ralph, like they are both the worst liars of all time. And he's like, I haven't done anything. I mean, there would have been everything coming out already.
Starting point is 00:55:44 I haven't done anything. And so Andy turns to drooling, he's like, ha, and a view with faith while you're in dire marriage. And Ralph's like, yeah, so what about Ty? Andrew's like, silence, silence, nice five minute silence. Are you really going to sit in my face and play in my face right now? So that's not an answer either, by the way.
Starting point is 00:56:03 That's a deflection. They won't answer, neither one of them. It's just a huge fucking waste of time. So she won't answer. So he's like, well, I don't want to go back and forth. I think we could be mature. I think we can be mature particularly during this particular time.
Starting point is 00:56:17 And she's like, you just counted me days ago being apologetic, so don't play in my face. You've been playing in my face for three years. Do not play in my face. Do not. I was like, oh my god. Don't send her to wicked. She's gonna be like stop playing in my face. Stop this playing my face. I do want to be popular. So, um, so then she's like, this is an opportunity to show up different. You've always chosen other women over me. You've always put me in precarious situation to be embarrassed time and time again And I have sat here at support at state the course with you and she is right because he has absolutely done that
Starting point is 00:56:51 But also like why why have you said the course of them? True go on get a divorce leave. I mean you are you are retroactively true Thank you for getting a divorce, but like honestly If that happens if that happens part of me feels like this is like a big long play Thank you for getting a divorce, but like, honestly, you should've done this to his bones. If that happens, part of me feels like this is like a big long play that now that I've a storyline for next year, you know, I don't believe either one of these. These are both of these people have proven to be untrustworthy narrators. Right, I mean, it is tricky because, I mean, Ralph, for instance, Ralph had that assistant
Starting point is 00:57:21 issue and it was like clearly like you've had an inappropriate situation with your assistant and then, but then, I don't know, it's if they're both, they really are awful and they deserve each other. And so, although no one deserves to be with a gas light on a busier of course, but like I'm just saying, we're going to be going, yeah, that's an awful repeated again, just so people don't get the wrong idea. Ralph is clearly an emotional abuser.
Starting point is 00:57:41 I would not suggest any more. Because anyone who would be with Drew, I do like Drew and think she should get away with him, or get away from him. However, I don't think that she will. I think there's just a lot going on here that we don't know about. And the, the, the, neither one of these two is ever honest about the status of the relationship. And I have no idea. I would totally believe that they would do this whole thing and accuse each other of terrible things for a storyline. They are both documented grifters.
Starting point is 00:58:05 She literally tried to commit fraud, I believe, with drop it with Drew, with this bullshit, you lose a hundred pounds in two days. And then Ralph, last year, don't forget, had all these aliases that he had all these businesses under. These two are people who are very fishy. Not saying that a fishy person doesn't just, like, therefore, deserves to be gassed at whatever, but I'm saying, like, you just, I just think that it's like hilarious watching them both try it. Like, try to, like, try to come out on top in this reunion. I mean, Drew will automatically always be on top with when it comes to Ralph,
Starting point is 00:58:38 but it still is hilarious. Now we get the who filed first fight. So he's like, um, well, Now we get the who filed first fight. So he's like, well, I'm going to be 100% honest here. You know, and the reality is I asked you for a divorce. And she's like, after you found out I was speaking to a divorce attorney, and Andy says, why does it matter who filed? And she goes, because he wanted to beat me instead of fighting for his marriage and apologizing. But why is it the big deal? But then she beat him first. I don't know. apologizing. But why is it the big deal? She
Starting point is 00:59:05 beat him first. I don't know. And she was saying, well, she was going to file divorce. She talked, she called the lawyer to file divorce. He found out that she called the lawyer. So he ran to the lawyer and got it filed first. Oh, and then she went and filed hers. But then probably called other same fake people outside of the small claims court
Starting point is 00:59:28 That scene I will never forget that scene when they called all those people to pretend like it was like the court case of the year And they're standing in front of the small claims court dress like they're going to the Oscars And they had one little photographer with an iPhone in front going how do you feel now that you've been with an iPhone in front going, how do you feel now that you've been thinking that? So then, but then, so now Drew says, that this is a point in Drew's corner. She's like, you know what, he quit counseling because Dr. Ken was holding his feet to the fire,
Starting point is 00:59:56 holding you accountable for your inappropriate behavior, and you don't want to hear it from him. So you quit and you blocked him, you blocked Dr. Ken and you get involved with Mimi, I don't remember who Mimi is, and try to create this narrative about me because you want to protect the kids. So Ralph blocked the therapist, I mean, I know it's Dr. Ken, but like, God, Ralph, Ralph of course doesn't have any response to that, Ralph doesn't say, I didn't block him or I would
Starting point is 01:00:21 have finished doing the work. He just says, well your assistant is the one who actually told me you had a relationship going on with Ty so there. I don't know who Mimi is do you? I don't know maybe like he bought a Mariah Carey CD or something I don't know. Oh I don't know if anybody knows what you guys okay. If anyone knows on Thai young and Drew Siddores on my my my my my my fast. She came up from where she from? She's a part of the boss up me me fast on Thai young and Drew Siddores alleged much madness.
Starting point is 01:00:57 A bunch of I think she was on the show. She was like at the party. I think the past party. But she was funny. Okay, let me see. Oh, so this is Mimi Fas is Ty's ex, because the other article is Mimi Fas and Ty Young are engaged again. That's right.
Starting point is 01:01:17 That's where we know. So either way, I mean, but Ralph's like, so Ralph left their America. There's a reality television personality who stars on Love and Hip Hop at Atlanta. God, you see it. Right. This is where our knowledge, this is where our cultural knowledge is shameful, honestly. And so is our knowledge beyond broth.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Well, we literally just don't know. Sorry, everybody. I really only know bravo. And when it comes to like, when it comes to TLC, VH1 and E, I'm like, who? So that's okay. I'm okay with that. I'm at peace with it. I'm like, I to like, when it comes to TLC, VH1 and E, I'm like, who? So that's okay. I'm okay with that. I'm at peace with it.
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Starting point is 01:02:12 And we go deep with Bravo. And that's, or at least I do, I can say. That's okay. We know our limits. Sorry, okay. The point is that Ralph is a piece of shit for leaving counseling, but also Drew, like, at a certain point, like your man is refusing to do counseling, you guys have a fucked up relationship.
Starting point is 01:02:32 I can't even, she's doing the right thing, leaving his ass. So then she's like, look, you were working with Mimi to start this narrative about me, and Ralph is like, but Drew, your assistance, the one that told me about you actually having a relationship with Ty. And she goes, nah, ah, good Drew, the woman with the most
Starting point is 01:02:51 trustworthy assistance on Bravo. I mean, has a hiring issue. She has, she has a personal issue, okay? She also needs to get real friends and stop trusting her assistance with literally everything in her life
Starting point is 01:03:04 because she's telling people way too much stuff that they use against her every time. So then we see that they're talking about the assistant who Ralph fat shamed in the trailer when Drew was reading her, when she was memorizing her lines for the movie in the trailer. And then Ralph came in and was like, can you fit in that? Can you squeeze in there? And the other, like Kenya and I think Candy, some other people are like, yeah, your assistant told us this, like they verify it.
Starting point is 01:03:36 But by the way, notice the way that Ralph totally managed to move the conversation away from the therapy thing and onto the gay panic. So Drew was like, Danny did not say anything. That is a lie. Danny would not, Drew, you need to think about your hiring practices and you got to think about your relationship as employer to employee because this has been a problem. You have gone to small clean and scored over this. Like, you have to be more discerning and draw some lines can you go
Starting point is 01:04:05 Danny did say it Sharay's got some documents oh my god that Danny's even got charade and can you cooperating that's crazy so Marlos like but is it true though is it true and Dugu don't lie on Danny's name because rough is in the streets and rough is the one who started all of this and you guys can't talk about things that you don't know about It's like well, but candy just said that you said you had a crush on that girl She started showing up to set every like not everything can be blamed on the same thing So then Drew pulls out her phone and she's like look Andy look at this picture. I got from Ralph's phone That's his number and it's, and it's like,
Starting point is 01:04:45 okay everyone, so this, this piece of evidence is a woman with a big ass saying, are you gonna bring me back that dick? And she was like, it's just one of many things. And it really makes things, it's like us looking up that chick right now. Yeah, are you gonna bring me that big dick? Wow.
Starting point is 01:05:03 And she was like, and it's been like this all over the years. I was hoping you would come out here and stand on your word and apologize, just how you did off camera. And I was hoping you would actually come on here and do right by me, but you choose not to. You want to further embarrass me. I've had three years on this platform of embarrassment. And this is not because of the show, because we've been dealing with this in Chicago,
Starting point is 01:05:26 which is also a show, I guess. Since 2017, and you come and you apologize, and now you wanna play in my face. I can, your honor, I say, innocent, innocent, in this fight with Ralph. Thank you everyone, and good night. Please don't play in my face. My case is rested. So, okay, so Ralph is like, Ralph is like, okay, look, this is a catfish.
Starting point is 01:05:51 Well, he smiles from me. Yeah, he's smiling. He's like, Andy, it's simple. It's a catfish. Yeah, but this is ridiculous. This is fishy. So he says, that's a catfish. There's no response.
Starting point is 01:06:02 And Drew's like, well, I have all these different women texting my phone and his, Andy's like, well, I have all these different women texting my phone. And his auntie's like, wait, texting your phone. And Ralph goes, yes, they text me a photo. And then they text Drew the same photo. They're not showing all, she's not showing you all the information. So they're like, and Ralph's like, the whole thing is fake, you know? It's this, so you can say I'm a serial cheater.
Starting point is 01:06:22 So wait, is that the case? Why are they sending Ralph stuff and then texting the same stuff to Drew's phone? That's weird. I think that you're saying it's like a scam. It's like the time when we did the podcast and I was like, oh my God, this girl just texted me and she thinks I got on her Tinder date
Starting point is 01:06:36 and I read it out loud and then I realized it was a scam. Drew's like, let me tell you something, there's a nice, he is up to funny business with a Nigerian prince. I've got the pictures to prove it. Yeah, but if it's not a scam, which look, my, I'm inclined to not believe Ralph. Of course I think he's a cheating fuck. But why would somebody, if they're cheating with Ralph, continuously send pictures of themselves
Starting point is 01:06:59 to Ralph and then to Drew, but not have any response from Ralph? Like that is fuckery. None of this, none of that makes Ralph. Like, that is fuckery. None of this, none of that makes sense. I want to get to the bottom of this. I know. And so then Andy is like, okay, well, what happened in Vegas? So now Ralph smiles again.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Ralph has to really work on his, like, don't do the used car salesman thing. He goes, handy. That's a great question. I was at a work event, but I think he's smiling because I think he feels like he can exonerate himself. So Andy's like, okay. I think he's also smiling because it's very flattering to think that people want you in the Magic Mic show.
Starting point is 01:07:30 Yes, you know. And that he can show that he actually has a job. So Andy's like, so was it? The woman who was rubbing you down on the set of that thing who was doing a chocolate magic. I love that he called Drew's video that thing. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. And Sonny is like, did you audition? He goes, no, Drew made it up.
Starting point is 01:07:50 And Drew's like, can't eat, did you not call the producer? And can't be goes, I did call. And then we see that can't eat called on camera from her confessional. She's like, hey, Jean-Claude. So I hear that you guys were asking, I love that can just knows every bite. She knows the producers of the chocolate magic mic.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Of course she does. And so the guy's like, yeah, that's right. And she goes, he was. So then we come back and Candy is like, well, if they decide to do the show, you should do it at BravoCon because I'm short we'll sell out. Candy's business mind never ending, you know, never stopping.
Starting point is 01:08:27 And Ralph's like, listen, I was in Vegas for a work trip. You can check on my Instagram and then we see that he was at a cloud strategy conference. Yeah, he had an actual badge that said IT infrastructure operations and cloud strategies conference. So then Ralph is like, okay, Drew already knew I was going to Vegas for this conference, so it wasn't a secret. And that's why they were like, if you're in Vegas, you should come audition for this thing or whatever.
Starting point is 01:08:54 And Drew's like, no, no, no, but you wanted to. And that's the point. You wanted to audition for it. That's a real point. I'm like, no, the point is that you came on and made a storyline about him supposedly going and banging people in Vegas and auditioning for this thing. So did you know that that wasn't real? Like, what's what horse is? I know that whole thing never made sense when it aired in the first place. They had this whole season of a happy marriage and then they went on a date that was like not amazing, but not terrible, but not amazing.
Starting point is 01:09:22 And then she's like, guys, he's auditioning for Magic Mike, and he won't answer his phone. I don't even know what's happening over there. And then all of a sudden, their marriage is over. It's like, that never added up to me in any way, even if he was auditioning, even if it's auditioning on the slide, it never made sense why this was like the cornerstone
Starting point is 01:09:40 of their marriage falling apart on the show. So, okay, so now she seems to be kind of cotton this. So now she changes it to, but you know, all of this is because you've given me reasons to be insecure, which we can see. That's true. We can see clearly that's true. And she's like, because you've put me through all of this stuff and we're married and all of you who haven't been married, don't sit here and act like you know what this feels like to be embarrassed and to have
Starting point is 01:10:08 women approaching you and texting you that he and then leaving counseling and leaving the bedroom and I'm supposed to sit here and now what? Which of course. That's true. Of course all that's fucking terrible and that can we get back to the facts of these other things that have been brought up that you still won't talk about because I still care. I mean the thing is this what she's monologuing about, like that is like, yes, leave this man for sure.
Starting point is 01:10:30 You left counseling, he's not like working on it anymore, he's given up, and like the Tampa thing has still never made any sense, and we've got never got an answer for that. And so she's right, and she's like, then you get, then you send some whack messages to Sharay's front door, and you're sitting there, acting like, then you send some whack messages to Sheree's front door, and you're sitting there acting like, like you don't have anything to do with that either.
Starting point is 01:10:47 And Serell was like, what? What message is, can I see them? Because he's doing a really bad job of acting like, I'm surprised. I'm surprised. She goes, I didn't say it was Ralph. And, and, so Ralph asked to see them, and she goes, don't play dumb.
Starting point is 01:11:04 So Andy's like, so your accusation is that Drew had an affair with a woman, right? And Ralph's like, yes, as a matter of fact, Drew brought Ty to my birthday party and I have numerous accounts of it and the streets have been talking. Okay, but if she's having an affair with her, why would she bring her to your birthday party?
Starting point is 01:11:20 That makes it sound like she's not having an affair with her. Well, I mean, people having a fair as affairs you weird shit like that but also like it's possible Jews just friends with tie and she's like let me bring my friend to the birthday party because I met tie and she's really cool and Jews like you just told me you were getting blow jobs around the world that's what you just told me are you kidding me right now and Ralph and Drew just laughs and he goes Drew look how funny that sounds but that's what you said to me and he goes, Drew, look how funny that sounds. I choose, but that's what you said to me. And he goes, yeah, but that's just sounds so silly
Starting point is 01:11:47 to say, just sounds silly. I haven't even been around the world. Oh, it's a technicality. Ralph is off on technicality. Look, I've never been around the world so I can't get low jobs around the world. So you see, I'm innocent. And Candy's like, did you say that though?
Starting point is 01:12:02 And he's like, it's just silly. It's not even believable, still not saying no. And Andy goes, wait, it is not believable? Well, you know, I've gotten blue jobs around the world. It's pretty good actually. You know, can you love the E-bass? When we talked about that already. And we're all like, I haven't been around the world
Starting point is 01:12:19 the point. And he goes, oh, well, your cousin Cornie made allegations about why Drew wanted you to adopt her child. So Ralph, Ralph, the author of New York Times not seller, the step in parenting says, there's only three reasons to adopt abuse, abandonment, and death. I could not come up with a third A, so we're going abuse abandonment and death. Only reasons you should be adopting. And JoJo's dad wants to be part of his life
Starting point is 01:12:45 And you shows up and you talk to him on a regular basis and Apparently things have gotten better with Jojo's dad and he is more active in the life So Ralph is like I would never adopt him. I didn't have a father in my life Why would I take that away from another man especially a black man? I would never do that. That's just hasty That's hasty So then Drew's kind of like g Gash, the dad is in the life now. So Andy's like, so okay, well, you guys haven't really said anything
Starting point is 01:13:12 and he keeps deflecting a movie on the new topics. Which is also a thing. Drew's like, yeah, the birth father is making an effort now, which is another thing where you're like, yeah, but then why is your story about being so upset? Oh, yes. No, I agree. It's giving me a headache.
Starting point is 01:13:29 It's giving me a headache. It's giving me a guilt headache. There's holes in all their stories, okay? I know, but it's like a guilt headache because you know, like you see everything that Drew's going through and everything Drew has gone through. So to say anything seems shitty, but at the same time, it's like, I think that they're both grifters,
Starting point is 01:13:48 but at the end of the day, what we do know is that Ralph is really shady with certain things. He just moves out of the bedroom. He quits counseling. He disappears to Tampa. And at the end of the day, while there's lots of different holes in all their stories,
Starting point is 01:14:03 you can't take away from the fact that Ralph is, ultimately, he is a gas lighter and like, like, he, she needs to get out of that relationship and I'm glad she has. And that's why when Andy says, do you think that there's any hope for reconciliation? I'm like, why are you asking that? This is such a toxic relationship, okay? Why are you doing that?
Starting point is 01:14:19 And then everyone's like, yeah, I hope so. Hope so. Everyone's like, we're rooting for this marriage. Like, you're rooting for this? What are you talking about? So then she goes on, she's like, yeah, I hope so. Hope so. Everyone's like, we're rooting for this marriage. Like, you're rooting for this? What are you talking about? So then she goes on, she's like, I've given you my entire thirties and you've broken my heart.
Starting point is 01:14:34 And he's like, are you saying I haven't given you a great life, which of course he's bringing it back to money. And she's like, you talk about my mom, you talk about my dad, you banned my sister. And he goes, but everybody's banjo sister I'll send him the back by all the Portuguese plate wall. She's just like She was like you did not claim Jojo on your petition you constantly ice me out You think it's a joke and then you go and coach Courtney
Starting point is 01:15:03 Why would you coach someone that to go against your own wife on the show? Why do you think that's okay? You think I'm supposed to put up with that? You think I'm supposed to be okay with that? And Ralph's like, Drew, you're acting right now, which is a lie because we saw her in the past, and this is much better than her acting.
Starting point is 01:15:18 This is much better than her acting. Good, God, her acting was fucking terrible. Now, granted, I'm sure it didn't help that the founder of OLG Todd was the director of this film. I mean, he's most beautiful. Okay, but God. I have to say it. I've been slowly making my way through the past
Starting point is 01:15:36 and I took a screenshot of just, this wasn't I, I'm gonna put it up on crap. I'm gonna share this on, on crap is on demand because I'm still marveling I know this is sort of old news, but I am still marveling at how bad the direction is on this movie. Okay, like someone is just fully, fully out of the frame. Okay, I'm gonna put it up right now.
Starting point is 01:16:01 I know we have a whole, we still have so much stuff to do, but this is like two amazing for me. I'll get it up, I'll be continued to go into the show. You'll get it up. Wow, now's the segment about Ben's dick. Wow. Okay, so she's like, I'm not gonna sit there because he's calling her an actress
Starting point is 01:16:20 and she's like, I will not sit this and take this. I'm not doing it at home and I'm not doing it here. So she leaves and Marla goes, Drew, you left your purse. It's I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. So then Andy is still obsessed with the other thing. He's like, so were you getting blow-dops around the world? That sounds fun.
Starting point is 01:16:39 And Marla starts cracking up. So now we go to Drew and makeup, crying. And she's like, this is my life. There's no difference between this show and my life. And Allison goes, well, why aren't you telling them about the PI? And Drew's like, I'm not gonna do that. Which I love, the Allison's bringing the PI.
Starting point is 01:16:59 So she had Ralph followed around by a PI. So where's the Ev? You're on television now. I know. I feel like they are just like scandal cock cheeses. They have like all the building blocks, but they're just not willing to dive into it. By the way, I put up the picture of the poorly framed picture from the past.
Starting point is 01:17:18 There is a whole, this person on screen, Erica, she has a whole conversation. She has a whole scene where she's talking to someone on this left side of the screen. What is going on with this movie? Okay, my rant is over. So, so now Andy's like, wow, hey Ralph, how did it feel to see Drew walk off like this?
Starting point is 01:17:38 I'm just trying to throw you a bone that you can improve yourself right now. And he's like, I don't know. I always want my wife to be in a good place And I've supported her for a very long time. I always uplift her sometimes even remotely from Tampa and Candy's and he goes, I don't think that reads on camera and candy is like yeah She said someone called her a bitch and you say but but everyone calls you a bitch. Like, how is that support? And he goes, yeah, like making, I can team the jokes.
Starting point is 01:18:08 I mean, I don't even, yeah, that's pretty bad. And Ken is like, yeah, that's not support. What a wife wants to hear is, I'm sorry those people make you feel that way. What can I do? And, and, and, and Marla, Marla says something about how she's like, yeah, I give you positive words. I hope you guys get back together. So then it cuts to Drew backstage. And she's like, yeah, I give you positive words. I hope you guys get back together.
Starting point is 01:18:25 So then it cuts to Drew backstage. And she's like, he's sitting there acting like I don't know, like, I don't know how Shrek got these texts from you. And like, I know it's from him. I know it. And Sonia's back stage there now. And she's like, but you've spoken your truth. You've made your point now.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Just look pretty. And just finish the show. You've done a great job. And meanwhile, I'm loving that while Drew is crying backstage, the gays are trying to do all her makeup, and they know they only have a certain amount of time before the tears flow, and they are punching her face with all the tools.
Starting point is 01:18:55 They're like, she's like, I just, I feel like Ralph doesn't just appreciate me whatsoever, and just all these things like flying at her face. And then we go back to the stage and Andy and Kenya are still lecturing Ralph. And he's like, so did you have any inclination of following her when she walked off and Ralph goes, I did. Okay. And Keny says, yeah, you know, it's just like my husband did. He said, you're a big girl, you know, you side with her enemies. And Courtney has all this ammo. She could have only gotten this ammo from you, Ralph.
Starting point is 01:19:30 And you're colluding at this point because you know that she doesn't get along with Drew. And Ralph is like, first and foremost, Courtney came in, my cousin, and I'm talking with her, and we're building our own relationship. And Kenny is like, you don't know that girl. Like, give me a fucking break. Like, I've been in this marriage before, and you're just our own relationship. And Kenny is like, you don't know that girl. Like give me a fucking break.
Starting point is 01:19:45 Like I've been in this marriage before and you're just like that fucker, you know? And I'm not trying to beat you up. But and Raf was like, oh really? And how long were you married? And she was, oh two years. So that's not long enough or you're gonna discount my feelings now.
Starting point is 01:19:58 And he's like, it's not discounting things. It's just that. And she's like, you're falling to our sale. So I'm going to buy some. Kenya, because Kenya is being very calm with him and being very reasonable. And then he kind of is like really, how long were you married? And she is not about to take that. She's like, excuse me, I'm like, Ralph, you, if you think you're going to go
Starting point is 01:20:20 up against Kenya more, you are sadly mistaken because you're used to going up against Drew, but you're not used to Kenya more. You better be careful. You don't want to be on the wrong side of Kenya. A surr. No. Same thing. All right, okay, okay, okay, everyone's back.
Starting point is 01:20:35 Drew is back. She has a, Drew, I believe you have a makeup brush and gorgian your eyeball looks like, well, okay, so much to take that out. Okay, all right right before we move on is there anything you interview have to say to each other I'm laughing because none of you've said any of the anything to each other for the past half an hour yeah literally we found nothing out so and so Ralph's like Drew I love you and I've always loved you and ideally I want to see you happy whatever that
Starting point is 01:21:02 means and he's like okay well, you have a new song. Get up on that stool and sing it right now. Do it, do it, do it, do it. Thank you, Drew. Thank you. Yeah, let's see, Amelia, you guys just a little bit more. Okay. So Drew wrote a song that really captures what they've been going through.
Starting point is 01:21:19 It's called Three Us Away. So, my God. She's like, I use music as my own therapy. Be careful, we're off about to block your music. That's laughing at me. So Andy says down on the sofa next to Kenny, I was like, whoa, I don't think I've ever sat on the couch.
Starting point is 01:21:35 I think I like it better than the chair. Just kidding. And she's like, this song, oh my God, they put a stool where Andyi's chair was and she like sits on the stool, you know, like in Singapore's with her dress slit coming up. She looks really beautiful and she's like this is a song I wrote when Ralph and I were going through issues and I used music as my own therapy because it's always been there for me and this song definitely captures what we were going through.
Starting point is 01:22:05 It's called Through Us Away. It's like, well, first of all, at least he's not littering. A, okay. Second, this whole story line is recycled. The songs should just be called recycled. Because we're gonna have to hear this sitting in next year.
Starting point is 01:22:20 And I can't that you're doing this right now. The song should be, I would have liked the song to be renamed, should have done this two years ago. So she starts singing, she starts off with the song. I was like, I can't, I can't, I can't get you out of my head, baby. And everyone's like, she's singing the song, like a little bitchy dog and she's singing it.
Starting point is 01:22:41 Everyone's just watching like like what are we supposed to do right now and just singing right to Ralph and Candy is sort of like swing or head like I guess you could call this a song I mean I don't know if it has a melody but oh this is so awkward I could not what was happening hilarious the funny is like a loading and like moving our arms at him and he's just like staring at the floor, you know Think for a stepucking sit there and she Her voice is she has a nice a nice voice but not nice enough to handle this song
Starting point is 01:23:21 No, on a stool with no edits and no track It's so awkward and then Andy's like loving it to handle this song on a stool with no edits and no track. It's so awkward and then Andy's like loving it. He's loving this humiliation in terms of Ken Yagaz. She's singing this to him. Wow. And it is so enralphous sitting there with that look on his face.
Starting point is 01:23:39 Like the two of them just got played by Bravo just putting this humiliating situation and it was so funny. I love it. Can you go, it's not a light change. I was dying. This is really, and I wrote, that's a little pitchy dog, too.
Starting point is 01:23:54 It's the same thing I wrote. And Ralph's just like, what the fuck? And she's like, what, throw us away, baby. And Andy just gives this look like, wow, even I'm cringing, and I'm a host of this crap And she's like tell me does she do it good like I would and Ralph's looking around and she's like you you're gonna be back But I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna be good And I'm gonna be good my sister wrote on a man and Andy's like wow thanks true
Starting point is 01:24:27 Wow, did you know you married cringe did you know at the time? Well Drew is an incredible talent and I'm happy she's making a song and so it's like okay Ralph You could go now and he's just like turns into a cloud of smoke. It just like disappears. It's got a dust pretty much and Kenny is like It's gonna be awkward at home. Oh Good so then everybody's like that was so fucking awkward. Oh my god They're so they're all saying it out loud and he goes wow. That was really hard. We just did and can't because yeah That was awkward really hard really awkward. Wow. All right, let's pass some one around. Anybody with a pair of ears is gonna need
Starting point is 01:25:09 a couple of bottles of that. All right, I wanna hear from our resident peacemaker and our resident OG, Shiree Whitfield, to end it on a healing note. What can you say? The resident peacemaker, Shiree, who has literally started almost every fight every year she's been on, I'm sure. But okay.A.M.E.K.R. S.A.R.E. Who has literally started almost every fight every year she's been on.
Starting point is 01:25:25 I'm sure. But okay. Yeah. He's like, they ended up healing though. Okay, let's raise our green wine and waters. And Shreys like, well, it's been a great season with you ladies. I love all you guys. I try to get you all together like a sisterhood to go against candy.
Starting point is 01:25:40 And I love when we're together and I think we're able to laugh and have a good time. And I'm not giving up on you guys and it's not over I'm gonna continue to get us back to where we're all loving each other and it's okay great you're all fired new cast next season bye the sisterhood of the traveling camps so lovely to be here green wine Green wine. And then we wanted to serve green wine. Gang green girl, this shit needs to be amputated. I'm Andy Cohen. You're on a cage.
Starting point is 01:26:13 In case you didn't know, we then the screen frees us on Canyon. Says, you can stream candy's movie The Past right now on Peacock. Oh, very subtle guys. Super, super subtle. Oh my God. Well, what an episode. It was ridiculous, but that step moment would drew singing to Ralph. Classic. I was, it was hilarious. I was like, well, so overall, not the best season,
Starting point is 01:26:39 right? Not the worst, not the worst, but not the best either. But I have to say, you know, this show really always pulls through in a reunion. They're going to bring in the show. They always pull through. It shows that these women really do have what it takes as far as like being funny, their charisma, everything else. I'm really interested to see what they do next year. Yeah, they, you know, I'll say Atlanta and OC, they always managed to pull off a good reunion.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Even OC had some rough seasons the past few years and they've always had great, great reunions. So Atlanta, they know how to do good reunion. I'm excited to see what Bravo decides to do going forward with Atlanta. Yeah, I can only go up on my mind. I can only go up. Well, good times and thank you guys going forward with Atlanta. It can only go up, my mind can only go up. Well, good times and thank you guys for being with us. We've had a great time here. I'm just saying it's on our other shows.
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