Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Legends Only (and Drew)

Episode Date: May 3, 2022

We were thrilled with the season premiere of Real Housewivs of Atlanta. The entire vibe is perfect — from Sanya's debut to Drew's shabby get-rich-quick schemes. Plus, how great was it to see Marlo finally holding a peach? We're more excited than Anna Wintour getting a free pass to Le Archive.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yeah, I'm feeling really good. I was so, so happy with the premiere of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We were texting each other while we were watching it last night and we were like, oddly proud. I mean, it's weird. We have nothing to do with it. I was like, I'm happy for them. Like, I know them, you know, which of course I don't, but I was so proud that they had such a good first episode because it's been a rough road, okay? It's been rough. And they came back like brand new. I mean, it was like a brand new show.

It felt fresh, it felt amazing. I felt like this was the best Atlanta premiere in years. And I was, because I was starting to be like, I was like, I really have not been enjoying Atlanta the past few seasons and I was sort of being, I was wondering if there's something wrong with me. I was like, maybe I have not been enjoying it land at the past few seasons, and I was sort of being, I was wondering if there's something wrong with me. I was like, maybe I just have to change my mindset. But seeing this episode, I was, first of all, cracking up.

I was cracking up in a way that like Real House House of New York would crack me up. And it's, you know, like in its peak, which was pretty much like its entire run. And then I was just like, I just, the energy was there, that X Factor was there. It reminded me of when Real Housewives of New Jersey pulled itself out of its muck

and just like got itself together. And to me, like the X Factor was there, the chemistry was there, everything was just so, so good. Yeah, and it's been rough, I think because they couldn't just lose Neenie. It was like Neenie leaves, then Neenie comes back. Then Neenie leaves, then Neenie kind of comes back. And then they couldn't really just create the new show with Neenie. It's like last year she wasn't back at all, right? Was last year her first year where she wasn't back at all right was last year her first year where she wasn't back at all. Was it last year or it's sort of everything blends, but I think

it's not just Neenie. I think it was the first full year I believe without Neenie and it was rough because it's always rough the first season. It's like any house wash show is usually rough the first season right. It's very rare that they're not. And it's like having a first see, like a startover and it's like they could never really just do it. And they finally got that out of the way with last season. And the season, they're firing, you know, they're going. I don't think it's just, it's any, I don't think it's just an anything.

I think that they had, I think that like, honestly, I think it was good to move on from Portia. I thought Portia was so great for so long, honestly, I think it was good to move on from Portia. I thought Portia was so great for so long, but I got the sense last season that she was doing her own thing. And if she wanted to drop by, she was gonna drop by, which is, that's something that plagues a lot of reality stars. And they become really, when they become really big, and people really love them,

I sort of got that vibe from Portia. And honestly, you honestly, Cynthia, I would sort of be like, oh, I like Cynthia. She's nice. I mean, we go, we dog on her, but I like her. But now that she's gone, I was like, oh, shit. We needed to get rid of Cynthia a long time ago because there was no like Downer person on the cast just everyone was there ready just to have fun and like mix it up and Sant Sonja Was such like she was just like perfect like she just felt like she'd been there for 10 years already. She was great And I have to say even Drew

I was so surprised that my reaction was like oh my god, I'm glad they didn't get rid of Drew. Yeah. When I heard the cast announcement, I was like, Drew, you're keeping Drew. Same Drew. Why would you keep Drew? She was a disaster. But then after this one, I'm like, oh, now it's like the disaster works, you know? Yeah. It works perfectly. They just have like some like someone who's just like at the bottom of the totem pole, who is just like, you know? Yeah. It works perfectly. They just have like some like someone who's just like at the bottom of the Totem pole who is just like, you know, like a like a clear obvious grifter with her husband and like just

just such a try hard and they just all shit on her. It's like, oh, yes, she does have a role. She has a role of being the one they just all all just are like, like quiet, rads of L, you know? Yes. Yeah, I agree, because her first season was like, I'm a TV star, you know? And I'm not everybody. No, I'm a celebrity.

I'm huge. And this year, everybody's like, you're a loser. Shut up. I know. And I think quiet over there. And I think like I was curious to see, Marlo ascending to full-time cast member after like doing 10 years of hard work as a friend of,

I was like, is this gonna really work? Does she have enough of a storyline? We never get to see it for her life. I thought she was great as a full-time housewife. I thought that she fit it perfectly because she had that mix of full delusion and also hilarity that we just love to see. Yes.

And another thing that worried us is how this just starts because it was the preview for the show. It was like the coming this season on Real Housewives of Atlanta. And they're showing all these tweets, like they're showing the ladies read all the tweets and being like, Oh my God, real housewives of Atlanta is coming back. Oh, it's everything so tight lived on real housewives of Atlanta. What's going on? But it's the same three people that they showed tweets from over and over again, like they didn't even bother photoshop that shit. I mean, it's like, Oh, no, what's going to happen? Yeah. And also, there was, I feel like there's been a lot of talk

about how, you know, Candy, if Porsher, a Fajora came back, Candy would leave. And I feel like there's been a vibe going on about like, you know, Candy's gotta go, she's controlling the filming, da da da da da. So I think I sort of came into it being like, you know, I love Candy, but maybe it is time for her to go. And I was like, no, like it was great. Like she doesn't have to go anywhere, you know, I love Candy, but maybe it is time for her to go. And I was like, no, like it was great.

Like she doesn't have to go anywhere, you know? I feel like even Candy came out to play more than normal. You know, there was something more like group energy about this, which I really liked. Yeah. Um, so, um, so let's see, because they're all such huge divas. You know what I mean? Like Candy is a diva in her own right. I don't mean like how she acts

I just mean like an actual like she's huge. Yeah, and Kenya is such a diva and Marlow is such a diva like they're all so and Sonia is such a diva like are you coming like they're all total divas and I like it like I like them all working together as a group even though they're divas, you know, yeah And you know speaking of real house was in New York, it's nice that there finally is someone named Sonja in the Bravo universe because that's the only way that Countess the Land pronounces Sonja's name on New York. Sonja. Sonja. Sonja. So now we actually have a sonja. So it opens up with Kenya. She is, she's practicing her ballroom dancing for Dan Scuila Stars with her dance partner Brandon and her her soul space and she's dancing around and everything.

And you know, Kenya is like very excited to be on the show and that she's actually made it past like a week without getting voted off. So she's just like thrilled and living her life. She's also completely in love with this dance instructor, which is hilarious to me. She's like, oh, Brandon, Brandon Armstrong is my dancing partner. And I love everything about him. He's giving, he's kind, he's very handsome. And he definitely knows how to move his hips, Mike Babe, he's like 20 years old. And then Brandon has to read this like ballroom move

where he's in between our legs and he says, I'm praying for no fires. I was like, ow, what a way to end up, Kim is flirting scene. And they're like show them like dancing and like rehearsing and it goes like black and white to make it seem like there's some sort of sexual chemistry. I'm like, I think he's just ready to collect his paycheck

and move on. Yes, and beyond real housewives of Atlanta, and about that too. And so Marlow comes in in a short little wig and she's like, Where's it was in the building, honey? Yeah, and Candy's there too. And Marlow's like,

I am Marlow Patrice Hampton from St. Petersburg, Florida. And producer's like there's no need to act brand new Marlow people already know who you are And then we see like a flashback of her greatest hits. It's like I thought your door mat should have been larger you're miserable your earrings are disaster. I wear a designer every day My toothbrush is a sign our candy are you a lesbian? your disaster. I wear a designer every day. My toothbrush is a designer. Candy, are you a lesbian? And then it cuts back to her and she's like, I'm a legend. So then, uh, Candy is like, well, I know the brand-in wants to talk to us ladies all day, but I'm not sharing him with you. Leave child. Yes. So then, um, Marlos, like, so love his hair beautiful hair. She's like, I guess it's better than my edges and Kenny goes, how are your edges by the way?

Yeah, because Marlow, she got like hair transplants and she and Drew both went to the doctor and got hair transplants for their edges. And so then Marlow starts showing off her edges and they play like some song that's like, when your edges won't grow, and you can't have them no more. That's like what this is. They are just starting the season off and like, they're just going for it. They're just like, let's just have fun.

Yeah, get your edges back today. Up, boom, boom, edges back today. So Kenya is, she's like, wow, you know, Brandon, he's my dance instructor. And like sometimes we'll just talk for like hours. Like he's just such a good person. And Candy's like, uh, you're crushing, going to sky then. And she's like, uh, you're crushing, go on the sky, then. And she's like, ah, come on. Meanwhile, he's like married.

So Candy is like, hey, where's the guy that you're dating Marlow? And Marlow's like, oh yeah, well, I was talking to a guy in the film, but like, it's not love, I mean, I don't even know what he does for a living, but it's fine, it's fine. And Candy's like, well, people don't know what you do.

Which is true. And I was like, oh, people don't know what you do. Which is true. And I was like, oh, yeah. Well, you guys have to come by La Archive, at which point I like properly lost my mind. I want to thank our very supportive Facebook group WatchfulCrap is live and loving it, because there was a thread there. And I believe it was Jillian who was like Ben as a former French club president. It must have been dying at it being called La Archive instead of La Archive.

And I was, and I was, I was like, I kept on stopping it and turning to Dom and be like, it's ridiculous. It's supposed to be La Archive, not La Archive. And so when it was actually finally addressed later in the show, I had such a sense of relief. I was like, oh my God, this really is an amazing season premiere that even calling out the La Archive thing.

And we see Marlowe. They show us a clip of Marlowe planning her le archive event. And she's like, I want a medic in like this. And she just like squats and spreads her legs. And she's like, with her legs out. And then I want one like this. And it's like arms in different directions

with like an ankle behind her head. So like, unlike that, go, oh my god. my God, this guy's got a lot of work to do with these mannequins. And he's like, yeah, we're gonna hire a string quartet. She's like, love that. I know, cause she's gonna have a gala to celebrate La Archive, which is kind of funny, cause I'm like, does she know what a gala is really?

Cause it's basically a cocktail party that she has so Yes, she's like the archive Rinse out exclusively to movies television productions and celebrity clients And then we see it's like her with like Tammy Roman from like the real world and like a billion other like reality Be shows like renting out stuff to her and everything And I'm like I'm'm like, I don't know if Marlow is really going to be able to compete with like rent the runway, et cetera. But I appreciate her trying.

Yeah. I saw Tammy and I was like, there's no way Tammy's paying $2,500 to wear this dress for a pain. Sorry. I'm sorry. But you know, Tammy would be like, I'm not paying that. Okay. And not not because she's cheap because she's smart. Yeah. Tammy's not paying that. So Marlo tells us her dream is for the archive to be in the credits of movies. And they're like, Marlo, please give us a, like no one even knows where you get your damn money. Marlo, which I loved that I just love that it's like, okay, Marlo's's gonna be full-time.

She's finally gonna admit to being a whore. That's it. Like she's gonna admit to being a prostitute or she can't come, right? So they're all instantly on her ass about it. And she's like, come on, guys, you know that I dated a billionaire, so like I have investments, I have properties. I'm like, oh, can't I out now? Nobody saves the money, like, you're still driving phantoms.

So where's that money coming from? Yeah, that's basically the like, yeah, you're wearing like a walk around like at least $10,000 for the clothes on. Like, you're really finding a way to make that money last, you know? So they're just like joking about like, money doesn't last forever.

And then we cut to outside this rehearsal space and it's this It's the shot that's supposed to be like who's walking in but it's this really weird angle of like it's basically Shirei From the neck down to her thigh. It's like this weird torso just a torso in Athlete just walking to the camera Right never pans up. It was so weird. Is that is this shot for her Fanny pack around her like her chest? Like what is this? Yeah, like normally you just do it. Like you take the shot from behind.

You're like, oh, here comes someone. We don't see their face. But like, no, we're just going to focus sort of on her chests and vagina. And so, and then we hear in the background, like Sheree's greatest hits. We hear like You're on YouTube talking about my week

Goods that was so fucking funny you're on YouTube talking about my wig and they're all cut together really fast and Kenya Back you know inside can you say money didn't last forever? I mean you dated a billionaire 20 years ago Marlowe and Sherea's like This is my condo conversation So everybody's like hugging and laughing. Yeah, and Sherea goes and back back back again Yeah, and Kenya's like Sherea where have you been girl? Where is Tyrone? And Sherea's like turns at home She's at home and everyone's like clapping for her and everything. And she basically says like, you know, she's like, no, Tyrone's been around for a while.

You know, I put in so much time with the sky and gave them all of me and all of my heart. And I said, I love her many, many years for Tyrone. And I owe it to myself to see where it goes and how it goes. And if love conquers all, I'm like, he's still not with you though. He's still up, he's paroled in Philadelphia, but like, what are you doing down there at Lanta? I go up to Philadelphia then. She's on a TV show. What do you mean?

What are you doing here? And I just thought the choice of words was so weird. Like, I put in some time with this guy. Yeah, he put in some time too. Yeah, he put in some time too. So then we see a FaceTime clip of Siree, FaceTiming him. a FaceTime clip of Saray, FaceTiming him, or we see a clip of Saray FaceTiming him. And they're like being sexy on FaceTime.

And I think it is hard once you start a relationship like that. I don't even necessarily mean with somebody in prison. I just mean like a phone conversation. It is hard to get used to like seeing that person. Like part of the fun, part of the fun of it is not having to actually see you. Yeah, yeah, is knowing that this is basically something that lives in the phone and then you just it's not like real and now it's actually becoming real for sure.

Yeah, so let's see. Can you say, oh my god, what was this sex like? Kenya's like, oh my god, what was this sex like? And she's like, well, I'll just say it was quick. It was quick. It was very quick sex. And they all crack up. And she tells us, the Kenya more I met years ago, she was a mean girl. However, when she had Brooklyn, she became a better person in a good way. Because that bitch was E. Bull.

So Shere is saying that she and Tyrone are practicing abstinence right now. I'm like, yeah, well, you're also in different cities. But, um, and the girls are like, what? They're all in shock. And Shere is like, I just want to make sure he's the same person out of prison than he has in prison. Um, like, well, that will be a chat. I mean, that's going to, you know, when you date someone in prison, that will be something

you have to think about amongst many other things. So then... So then... So then... So then... So then... So then... So then...

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So I want to make sure that he hasn't changed too much. So um, there is like, well, I feel like I'm on the hot seat. So Kenya, what about you? Do you have any love connections? And guess what? Kenya is not fully divorced yet. I'm like, oh, please tell me this is not going to, this storyline is not going to continue for another season because I really can't deal with it. And she says that that she and Mark and Brooklyn went on a family vacation in June. I'm like, this will, this will never end for us. vacation in June, I'm like, this will, this will never end for us. I know. And she's like, and Hanson seemed Brooklyn since. And we could be divorced, but he's just not going away. He is going away on vacation with you. Okay. Stop, stop doing that.

Yeah. And so she's like, well, I'm done done. I'm done with, I'm completely done with him, which, you know, I mean, well, I'm vacation. So Marlos, like, well, you look happy, you seem happy. I mean, you're jumping up and down when you see Shire. I mean, keep doing what you're doing. So, okay, let's ask Candice some questions. What's up with you and Todd? Are you really happy with him?

And Candice, like, well, we don't really fuck that much. She's like, I mean, I have a dildo line, so. It's awesome, really. Yeah, she's basically like, well, we get into bad and try on the TV. And then you know, some numbslee takes over. I just love, by the way, the scene is so hilarious because it's just like, these are the storylines for the season. Enjoy. It's like, what about you? What's going on in your life? I'm not having sex. What about you? I am dating someone who's out of

jail. And what about you? I'm not divorced yet. I'm like, okay, here we go. I like it. And I also like it because they're not pretending that they're real friends. Yeah. They're just like, hey, we work together. It's good to see you. We're finally doing another season. You know, they're not doing this nonsense of like, oh my god, we actually see each other five times a week, you know? Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife and I'm Sydney Battle and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us?

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crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondria. So then we hear very fancy music because we go to like an estate and then all of a sudden it's interrupted with alarm clocks and it's more Marlow's house and she's waking up her nephews and it was very exciting to see Marlow with like a title card. It was like Marlow. I was like, oh my god, like our sweet little Marlo has finally made it.

She's like, she graduated. Yeah, Violins, Fendi, Statues, Diamond Antlers. And she's like, get out of bed! I don't scream, you get the kids to get out. And so she, the producer was like, well, what is a Monty? And she's like, a Monty is like an auntie, but like a mom, but only funner. Okay.

Yeah. By the way, this scene is also like, we could also just say it's a scene where Marlo like asks the nephews if they brush their teeth 20 times. Have you brush your teeth yet? Have you brush your teeth? Do you brush your teeth? Have you brush your, hey, time to brush your teeth.

Do you brush your teeth? Brush your teeth. I'm making eggs, it on your teeth, yeah. Have you brush your teeth? Do you brush your teeth? Have you brush, hey, time to brush your teeth. Do you brush your teeth? Brush your teeth. I'm making eggs, you brush your teeth. She's like, my sister's incarcerated, so I've got my nephews. It's a lot on me. It means a lot of making sure people have brush your teeth. Ha, ha, ha.

So she thought it was gonna be like a week that they would stay with her, but it's been years. And she's like, you know, and now it's like, get up at six in the morning, take your vitamins, put some oil on those dreds. She's like, you know, and now it's like, get up at six in the morning, take your vitamins, put some oil on those dreads. She's like, my life has changed overnight. Yeah. She's still struggling with the eggs though.

We see her like making some eggs and trying to flip them and like her, I'm like, it's all, like it's broken up and everything. And she's like, well, you know, did you brush your teeth? She brush your teeth before the summer. No. Okay. She's like, cash out me, cash out me 1099 for breakfast. And he's like by the way, can I have so money? So she goes do you want some fruit and the kids like no, she's okay. Just have an apple then. He's like that's a fruit

God my life has changed so much learning so many things with these kids Having to share a garage door open here's for the kids. Yeah, so then Drew drives around with her terrible husband. Okay, Terrible. Okay, Drew drives around with her terrible husband Ralph. Wow, and they're really gonna try. You think, well, look at them trying with this like one new couple energy for their first episode.

And that lasts for about one second. Okay, these are the, are the jankiest con artist. I mean, we see a lot of con artists on the Real Housewives and these two are so bad at it. I mean, Drew is a professional actress. She has to be a better con artist, okay? Cause they are, first they're trying to convince us that everything is happy and wonderful.

Ralph has that big fake smile on his face and Drew's like laughing. And the whole episode, they are like pushing like, like, cleat. I want to say pyramid schemes, but they are not as advanced to build like a structure like a pyramid. They're just like Lego, Lego tower schemes or something. Like these two are so ridiculous, but like you said, like hilarious. I'm like cracking up at them thinking that they're gonna pull a fast one on everyone

that's cast and the audience. So they're gonna go workout, right, with Sonja, who's the new lady. So they're on their way to the gym. And she's like, we're gonna be a dynamic, oh no, he's like, we're gonna be a dynamic duo today, babe, because you know, I'm an athlete. And she's like, well, I mean, I was an athlete

too in high school. And he's like, well, I mean, I played an athlete too in high school. And he's like, well, I mean, I played, I played football at Rutgers. So, you know, yeah. And so then we cut to the producers asking her, so wait, he played for Rutgers. And she's like, oh, yeah, I'll call him. So babe, what was your position at Rutgers? And he's like, oh, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll, I didn't play. I was just, you know, I was on the team, but I never played.

And she's like, uh, you never played. He's like, yeah know, I was on the team, but I never played. She's like, you never played. She's like, yeah, but I was on the team for two years and she goes, okay, you're on camera, so you need to say less. She's like, remember, we are going to be doing a scene later when we talk about how you had endorsements in college and had like game winning touchdowns. So just stop.

I also like, also Drew was like, when they asked her about the position, she's like, I just don't know. I'm a girl, I don't know. I'm like, okay, Drew. All right, this is not how you start your season off. So they get to the gym and they're hugging Sonia and her husband's name is Aaron. His name is Aaron Ross, but they all call him Ross.

So they're hugging them, which is funny to know that Drew and Ralph are coming to this gym trying to act like they are athletes when you have an Olympian and a Super Bowl winning wide receiver, you know, that they're about to work out with. So, Drew is like, you know, I really want to, I want, she said that she wants Sonia and Aaron to train for drop it with Drew, which is a new program to help people lose hundreds of pounds. I'm like, where does Drew Siddora have any qualifications?

I would choose all in with Teddy before Drew Siddora doing, to help people lose hundreds of pounds. Like this isn't even like, oh you lose 20 pounds, this is like a, you have, you know, like you are, you have an obesity issue and you're, you lose 20 pounds. This is like a, you have, you know, like, you are, you have an obesity issue and you're gonna lose hundreds of pounds. What?

Just like, she is already just so like, she is just gonna get it. You can't just do that. You can't. And it's her second season. So that's a season where people come out with their business, right? Yeah, it's like what are what are you gonna sell because you have to sell something if you're a housewife, right? And this is her plan. Okay, so she's like, well, we provide workouts and the whole point of it is that I'm not perfect, you know, I'm a woman who's trying to lose weight, you know, and it's in Florida. It's here. It's there. It's literally nationwide. Well, let me guess you have an office in Tampa. Yeah, okay

It's in one. Yes. She looks she goes she's like it's in Atlanta Chicago Florida, I'm like that's three locations. That's not nationwide Those are like you your from Chicago. You live in Atlanta like just because you have a box at the UPS store To not be a nation and your life's always going to Florida with that. At Tampa. So they do the workout thing, you know, and Drew's like, well, I could have gone to the Olympics. You know, I was a track star in high school.

Broom. God, she is such an asshole. I love that she didn't try and be better this year. She's just like, no, this is, I'm an asshole. Yeah, she took the energy from that like white elephant party that she like fucked up and she's like, no, I'm just gonna live in that energy and make that my second season vibe.

So yeah, so yeah, she runs against Sonia who like, you can just see that Sonia is basically just like, it's like a stroll for her and she still just like zooms right past. Drew, Drew's hopping and popping and trying so hard. And Sonia just like casually just zips across the room and back. And at Sonia's like, I'm the fastest American woman to ever win the 400 meters. I'm a four time Olympic gold medalist. And the person's like, well, I thought you won three gold in a branch. She's like, no, four gold. And we don't talk about the

bronze. Okay. gold in a branch, it's like no, foregold, and we don't talk about the bronze, okay? Yeah, she's like, I don't talk about the bronze. So then there's like wacky working out staff and Drew tries to do some squats. And so he was like, yeah, I was expecting them to kill it in the gym, but how can we drop it through if Drew can't drop into a squat? I was like, okay, you fit in. You fit in. And then at one point, there's like that exercise when there's like a rope ladder on the floor and you have to sort of do like fast toe movements through it, you know? And like Drew's sort of doing it so slowly.

She finally goes through the ladder and sign it goes, you did something Drew, you did something. Yeah, yeah. So Drew and Ralph are that couple that it's like they're the, they're the, Amanda and Kyle of this show and that they're the couple who's always tracking everybody into their relationship. Every time you're around them, it's about their relationship drama, right? So she is immediately like, well, I'm so glad to meet you because you're

about to be our village. Cause you know, I just didn't know marriage was going to be so much work. I mean, we almost divorced last year. Andrew, you son, you're just not like, oh, Jesus Christ. Really? Oh, the back of it. Yeah. Drew's like, yeah, son, he was like, okay, great.

And meanwhile, Aaron and Ralph are like, being like, I'm growing out and they're like throwing a football back and forth. They're like standing two feet away from each other throwing a football I'm like you guys you guys can talk you don't have to throw a football the 18 inches it takes to get from one hand to the next hand Okay, and so they're talking to and and and Drew by the way tells us she says you know Ralph and I are still working through Tampa And then there's new problems and as long as he continues to shop in marriage counseling and want to make it better I'm willing to through Tampa. And then there's new problems. And as long as he continues to show up in marriage counseling and want to make it better, I'm willing to stay committed. I'm like, if there are new problems,

does he really want to make it better? I'm not so sure about that. Right. So then Ralph is telling the other husband, he's like, so, you know, I'm writing this book about how to be a stepfather. And, you know, of course, I mean, if I'm going to write a book, I need an assistant to help me write the book.

So I brought in this woman and it's like, Oh no, of course, you brought in a hot woman as your assistant. Like, really? Why don't you bring a fucking editor in? You need an editor or a ghost writer. You don't need an assistant to type, okay? And maybe don't.

You don't need an assistant to type. You also, like, does America need to hear Ralph Pitman's views Okay, and maybe don't you don't you don't need an assistant to type you also like Doesn't does America need to hear Ralph Pittman's views on how to be a better stepfather I mean, there was a nice scenes last season with the kid, but like honestly these two just trying to position themselves as Authorities in these areas is it's like so awful and hilarious So he's complaining about his wife, right? And he's like, so I get this assisted and of course Drew goes off of course. So then back to Drew, Drew's like, well, you know, I see these messages on his phone.

Like if you want, I can give you a massage. Like how is that business? And Sonia's like, um, no, bro. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So Drew says she packed up her kids and went just went back to Chicago. And then on top of that, Ralph told Drew that if she ever comes between him and his dreams, he would pick his dreams. I'm like, is writing this book about being a better stepfather your dream?

Cause I don't know if you saw this, but your stepchild went to another city. I know you're gonna choose your dream about writing a book about being a stepfather that you won't have. If she, like, you won't be that if she sees you, you fucking idiot. And your stepson. She's laughing. She's laughing. She's like, ha ha ha, isn't that hilarious? And Sonia's like, he said that. Wow. Sonia is like mortified. She's mortified for Drew's sake.

And she's mortified. Like, I can't believe this is the vessel that have to come onto the housewives with. Like, this is the path and is the Drew'sadora. Right. So then back to Ralph. He's like, and I said, you know, she said, you know, you don't have to worry you're a system, but if you don't, it's going to your life. It's going to be a living hell.

And Drew's like, are you took her? Are you guys talking about me? He goes, just about how happy we are. And she's like, Oh, are we're happy, right? We're happy. Sonia and Aaron are like miserable. It's miserable. They're so terrible. Oh Oh God. So then we go over to Kenya's house where her kid is there, Brooklyn, and it's like they're hanging out in the kitchen and stuff. And Ken is just like talking about Brooklyn and saying like she is like charming and direct. And then a lady in this like red, sort of like sheer, this big red dress shows up at Kenya's door. And she actually, I thought was funny

is that this woman looked remarkably like Cynthia. So I thought that was kind of a funny gag. Like Cynthia's gone, so we're gonna get a Cynthia S.C. person to come to show up and with an invitation for Marlo. This beautiful model and this big poofy dress and then she's like, hello. And then she opens a backpack and she's like, please watch this invitation from Marlow. I'm like Marlow.

You're doing a Karen huger first of all. You're pulling a Karen huger and you're having this poor lady open a fucking MacBook, huh? Larius. And so, and also Marlo taped herself during this invitation with the computer on a table, like a low table. So it's like looking up at her. It's like a terrible, you don't even have a ring cam for your phone. No, come on, Mar-Low. Because if you're going to do a video invitation, but you want to also show off how wealthy you are and money is no object, I think you just

give every woman an iPad, right? And it comes loaded with a video. But she's like, no, here is this. This is on loan from the Apple Store. Here we're going to press play. So she's like, hello, this is Marlow Hampton, your favorite fashion maven. And I'm fortunately inviting you out

to my fashion exhibit at my showroom, La Archive. La Archive has had a lot of amazing garments that I've collected over 20 years. And you guys are from all over the world. So please come dress in your best black tie attire. I look forward to seeing you there Lord Cove

So it shows all the ladies getting them and reacting to it and can you can you tell the model? Okay, so I need you to tell Marlowe this when you go back to her tell her to spend a little more money Plan a little ahead and do it a little more grand. I need more I love I love can you giving notes to the model as if the model is ever going to see Marlow Hampton ever again. And she goes, it missed the mark. I mean, that's a very decent criticism. Right. And the model's like, I do not need to be shed on. Okay. This is my degree is out here. And I've already got to five homes dress like

this. Okay, lady. You know how long it took me to learn command option escape or whatever. So then now we go over to Sonia's house. It's like our first at home scene and she's talking about how she's been in Atlanta for a year because she was there commentating for the Olympics and then they decided to move there permanently and her mom and dad moved in with them and they're doing like a whole kitchen renovation and her her her parents are from Jamaican and her dad has a very very thick accent which I I really loved

but it was and it was so so I was like trying to follow along. I was like I cannot understand this. It was so funny because the Captions were all off like they they just put gibberish as the captions because you can't understand them. He'll be like Yeah, but then to put the food mine or whatever and they're just putting kind of gibberish in the caption That's why yeah So funny and in true real housewise fashion They're remodeling their kitchen and do not have countertops. So I can't wait to see that story. We love a good countertop story on this show.

We really do. So they have their storyline is basically they have a daughter and he wants a daughter. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, they have a son and he wants a daughter. He wants another child and she, she's open to it, but not sorry, I'm sorry, they have a son and he wants a daughter. He wants another child and she she's open to it, but not really because the first kid she felt like he really checked out and she's afraid that he's going to check out again. And the son's name is Duce. And I love that now on the show, we have an ace and a Duce. Okay. I know. Is there will there be a tray? Will there be a tray? know, is there will there be a tray? Will there be a tray?

Trey is next. Trey and Quatt to next kids. So then, um, it basically, they're telling the kid, they're doing it through the kid, which also I love some passive aggression through you, a children. She's like, wow, are you glad to be alone as a child? You want a sister? And he's like, no, I want a dog. And the husband's like, well, but wouldn't you be happy if you had a sister?

I mean, your mom is happy. She has a sister. And she's like, I don't want this to break us, honey. And he's like, but not having one could also break us. Have you thought of that? It's like easy to. You're going deep for your first scene. So then we go over to Drew's house and Drew is like they're like getting ready for something. Drew and Ralph are there with their assistance Anthony and Shantae I think it was. And so

doing some stuff for they're doing they're, they're making, they're tasting. They're making juice shots, right? Because they're gonna be doing a tasting for this healthy plan that they're doing. So Drew's like, oh, do you want a shot? This is cucumber, this one's really good. And Ralph's like, yeah, you have to shake it before you drink it.

God, just don't even know how to fake taking your shot. I'm like, I just don't even know how to fake. Like she takes this stuff every day. And Drew's like, well, we're doing this guys because we want opinions on the food because Sonia's no Olympian and Candy has restaurants. So I just want to make sure that, you know, this gives the taste. This really needs to bring the taste. I can't wait for them to taste this.

Cue Cumber Juice. Tasty Cue Cumber Juice, taste your skew Cumber Juice. So Sanya shows up and Drew is like, welcome to the Pitman Palace. I was like, no, you do not get to coin your house that. Like she's trying so hard to like, like enter themselves into Housewives' lore, but like Pitman Palace and into like your generic

McMansion is just not gonna fly. Yeah, you were in no Shatto-Saree, maybe. You're in no Shatto-Sareeire. You're no more manner or Lake Bailey. You're just like, a house right next to another house, like two feet away from another house. No, you're not going to look at that. So then Candy comes over and they're all doing these shots and Candy's face that she has to be here, and that she has to do these vegetable shots is

hilarious because candy does not fake it, you know, she's just like giving the she's giving the shots to look like oh, well, I mean, no, because they give like a real, but they're giving them real shots when they walk in because Drew's like, I have a little shot for you. I know you don't drink, but get into it and candy gives to these eyes like, what the fuck, I don't drink. Why are you giving me this shot right now? And she's like, are you serious right now? And then this assistant Anthony, who is like,

I'm on TV and I'm gonna make a splash. This is my moment. He goes, honey, it's good to be, it's a good healthy life. I can't even so fast. He goes, honey, it's a good, you know, okay, you read it all down to, I have to read my three times to get it.

I got like myself, like, I got myself whipped up in a frenzy. Okay, I, he you know, okay, you read it all down to I did I just got I got like myself like I got myself whipped up in a Frenzy, okay, I think it's like honey. It's a good healthy libation honey to keep your taste buds moving and your hips grooving Miss legendary burst and Kenny's like Yes Yes And it's like this is Anthony my try to real housewives of Atlanta gay. Because we were just saying, like, we really missed the gaze of Atlanta, you know. And here comes Drew trying to have her own. And it's like, no.

No, this guy, no, no to the thirst, no to the thirst. And on top of that, yeah, Candy toly smells the thirst. Because when he's like, misledgendary, yes, honey, because he calls her honey like five times And she's like, okay, honey because you know she's thinking you don't know me like that. You don't get to call me honey You can't do you're like you can't do like the whole gay thing. I think I'm just gonna be one over by you I see right through your kiss ass and So Drew goes this is Anthony and he goes it's a pleasure to meet you too honey And so Drew goes, this is Anthony and he goes, it's a pleasure to meet you too, honey. I think, oh God, you're insufferable, okay.

You're already insufferable. And then we see later that he becomes a storyline in the show, which is hilarious. Yes. So then Candy is like, well, you know, Sonja's cool. We share the same hair style. So we've had some good times together, Candy. Not even willing to fake it. She's like, yeah, I mean, I guess I've seen her.

Like, I don't know. Come on, shoes. Here comes one right now. So Drew tells them, so as you know, Candy, I was working through stuff last year and I was body shamed. Don't, don't, don't. And then it's a flashback of the reunion of Candy Us saying, three stuff last year and I was body shamed. And then it's a flashback of the reunion of Kenya saying,

well, I know you were having some body issues and I said, listen, if you want to bring spanks, you can bring spanks. She's like, I have a diagnosis called W endomaiosis, where tissue is growing at my abdomen. So then Drew talks about she had a hysterectomy. And since she was having a hysterectomy, she got the mommy makeover too And she goes, you know, and to maintain my health I did drop it with Drew and I lost 25 pounds in three weeks I'm like, oh god Like you're already such a bad liar and now you're just making it you're just doing just big bull like I'm almost like you know

It God bless. I love that you're just going for it which is wild wild lies. Yes you're such a fucking liar Camille okay. Three weeks your four feet tall okay first of all that just did not happen. So then they put on the screen before and after pictures she looks exactly the same in these pictures okay and then on the bottom it says 10 pounds and three weeks. Oh, okay. So now it's 25 pounds and three weeks. And Candy goes, I mean, she got the mommy mega over, but you're still thick, honey. And so, and Sonia's like, I feel like she's not keeping you up 100% with us. Like there's, you sort of get the feeling like Sonya and Candy knows sort of like real success and they just see, you can just sort of see them looking at Drew as this

this try hard and you just can see them just like barely masking their contempt. It's so, I love that kind of dynamic on the housewives. Well, I loved it because it was, Drew is shrouding everything in victimhood. Because when you shroud something in victimhood, no one can question it, right? Like, I have a disease. I had the mommy makeover because of the hysterectomy. So I lost 25 pounds and three weeks. So she's just made herself bulletproof,

like socially bulletproof. You can't tell somebody they haven't lost 25 pounds and three weeks when they've just used just used all of those terms and body shaming. And what, like you're not supposed to say anything, you know, it's like let people have their conclusions and Sonia and Campea are like, no, she's fucking lying. There's no way. So they serve up the, they're now tasting the meal plan.

And it's in like a, it's in one of those meal plan like Tupperware things, where it's like sectioned. And so in one section is shrimp. And the other is like, some green. And that's it was like, it was like, there's three plain shrimp sitting in this big empty. Empty empty. Like, not even like a leaf of lettuce as a garnish. It's just like a sad three shrimp. And then like three, I don't remember what the vegetable even was, but I was just like,

this is the saddest meal plan I have ever seen. It's pathetic. And she's saying, and this stuff comes already done, everything's already made, then why do you have a chef in the kitchen cooking it? Like you're not doing that. This is, this is your full of it lady.

So candy goes. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's good. She's like, it's, I mean, that's good. Did you notice there were also drinking some sort of protein shake out of champagne flutes? I was like, this is, I can't. So, Somi is like, okay, well, she dropped a bomb on me

in the gym, so I've got to follow, we're glad to talk about this, right? Because you told me about Ralph's assistant and she wasn't respecting the queen and Candy's like, what? Candy's face is like, whew. And so Drew tells Candy the whole story

and Candy's like, bitch, please, Andrew's like, yeah, and he said he fired her or whatever and the Candy's like, you know, sometimes you can be like, am I tripping? Is this like me? Is it me who's overreacting? but no, no, ma'am, this is, no, this was not you tripping. Yeah.

Oh, so then Ralph wants it. Drew's like, Drew's like, well, and I said, you can keep her if you want to. And then we hear Garage Door. And Ralph comes in through the Garage Door, you know, you know, those alarms that they mouse every door that's opening. So he's like, hey, so I guess I can understand

what you're talking about. And Candy's like, were you even dropping or something? Hello, the man has cameras in the house. You guys know this from last season. He's been sitting in the garage watching his creepy sliver wall of all of you guys talking. That's exactly what I was gonna say. That's exactly what I was like.

This guy has like, his personality is surveillance. Okay, like, of course it was even dropping. So he's like, what's the story of your baby? What version are you giving, huh? He's like trying to do like a fake smile but also like nervous and everything. And so I was like, well, with the assistant, I mean, if she's making your wife uncomfortable,

that's the problem, right? And Ralph goes, okay, well guess what? We have two counselors and they can understand the situation. Like, oh, so two counselors understand the situation, but you're probably also feeding the counselors your bullshit side of it. Like, who cares? The counselors are doing it.

If you're going to counselors who are saying, wow, you got a thought from Instagram to come, quote unquote, edit your book, and that's totally acceptable. Bullshit. Who are these counselors? I don't even believe that you're going to therapy. I don't even believe that this is not bullshit. And it's such a weird storyline that they're doing this. It's like, wow, our marriage goddess another, our shitty marriage goddess another season on the show. Let's just make it shitier. Because they don't even, this even seems to be a lie to me.

Because Candy is like, well, what's the situation? So she wants to give you a massage. And he goes, I mean, come on. I mean, she just, my back was hurting. Candy goes, I don't care if your back was hurting. It's like, yeah. Yeah, but my, she knew my back was bad. So she offered to hire me a massage therapist

Yeah, and and then he goes I mean if she really wanted to shoot her shot She could have basically and can you say well, what was your reply? And he goes well, I didn't I didn't pick up the phone. I mean it was like a it was like a throwaway My reply was like I mean look my back was really hurting and she was like get a massage I mean I I mean like this guy could not have sounded more guilty if he tried. Like at least come up with a story, sir. And Drew goes, well, tell the truth because she said, um, she told you, you should let me come give you a massage. And Drew's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, Ralph said, I said, I'm a guy.

And, you know, we don't listen to advice. We don't listen to that stuff. And so Drew starts cracking up. She's like, I'm a guy and we don't listen to advice. We don't listen to that stuff. And so Drew starts cracking up. She's like, I'm a guy. And then she said, well, now you know for next time. And Candy's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, basically, right. And so Candy goes, what was her name again? And he goes, assistant. And then Drew says, I don't even know her name to be honest. This is where I'm like, okay, this is bullshit. You don't know her name. You didn't go to this girl's Instagram.

Why is this even sounding like a lie from you? It does sound like a lie because if something happens where she will be so angry enough that she's gonna drive off to Chicago, like how could she get angry enough to drive off to Chicago, but not angry enough to be like, who is this person? You know, like not to look up the name,

but then he has Drew, she's like not very smart. So then, I mean, the whole thing is like, like I just, I'm like I'm shocked that that Ralph is so bad at covering up his tracks and that he's so clunky that he doesn't know how to like diffuse the situation like what sort of cheater are you? You don't even know how to say oh it's a mistake and I would never do it again. I mean even Jacks can do that on Vanderpump rules. Oh God yeah this, this couple is a disaster. So your fake book, your fake diet program,

your fake weight loss, your fake affair, like what's going on? So, and you're still watching people from your garage. I mean, so then we go to Sheree, who's getting ready for Marlos thing, and they're like giving each other shit on the phone, you know, Marlos like bring your sex, yes, but don't wear shimmy shiree. All right, none of that. This is fancy.

Yeah, Marlos like, she's like, I'm setting my thing up real nice. Okay, it's could be like New York Paris style, whatever that means. And so then Marlos shows up at the venue for like her glam squad. She's just in a big fur hat. It's just an event. And she tells her staff that she wants to do two looks for this gala. And she's like, you know, me doing this event

is to get the fashion industry talking. Okay, I'm like, yes, I'm sure everyone in Milan and you know, Tokyo and New York and Paris, they're all gonna stop what they're doing and be like, wait, something's happening in the ballroom in Atlanta now everybody gives Marlowe shit in this episode for this event I thought it was very well done. I mean you walk in it's all these gorgeous clothes She did have all the mannequins posed in crazy ways and they were all like kind of in a straight line all the way to the back of the room

I thought it looked really cool, and then there's like a string quartet playing. And so everybody starts arriving. No, I did not. Wait, no, I did not. To me, it looked like this was like an event where Marlowe was like, Oh, I've seen something like this on TV. So I'm going to try to do it. I'm going to try to do it in that style. It was weird. It was like the mannequins. I didn't have a problem with the mannequins being lined up, although the J-Lo dress, which is one of the most famous ones, she had that one like crouched down on the floor, which was weird. But like, there was, it was like, it was bright in there, and I know it's a reality show taping, so I need lighting, but it still was bright in there.

There was no decor, it was like, it was very, it looked like the old hotel that it was. It didn't feel like a fashion event. And there was a gala, but there was no tables or meals. It was just classic Marlowe. So, you know, Candy is like, how did she get J-Lo's dress? You know, and she's like, she spent money. I mean, this space is not cheap

But like what are we going for what is this? Like what is this exactly? So Marlowe comes in and hugs everybody and then Shiree meets Ralph Andrew and it's hilarious So she goes so hello sure he's talking about high voice where she hates you and she has no problem showing you that she hates you So she's like oh hello, well, I've heard so much about you guys And I was like well, I hope only good things and she's like yes, of course Yeah, and meanwhile Marlow is still up and and she's 90 minutes late to the event at this point and She's still in here and makeup and she's like, can we take a little break guys? They're like, no!

Because they're like, oh my god, we're so late. So then they're talking about Kenya and they're like, yeah, Kenya, did you hear about Kenya? She was cut from dancing with the stars last night. I cut to Kenya in the plane. I'd be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, can you report to herself on her phone just sobbing the fiend? And then Drew is so shady. Drew goes, wow, I mean, she showed up and to get on there every week and always being in the bottom too. Wow, she really got far.

Well, the rumors were at the time that this was filming was that they made her leave dancing with the stars because she had to do this show. Like she can't do both things at one time. So that's that was interesting. So then sure. So candy's like, well, you'll like her, Sonia. Like, well, at least I think she's cool. Other people might be able to tell you

different right Drew. And she's like, but she came for me, you know? I'm just here for love. I'm here for peace. Mm-hmm. I don't want any drama whatsoever. Right. So then, yeah, Keria comes in looking amazing.

Amazing. And but there's this guy, there's this guy lurking around in the party. And he, like some of these people are like trying so hard to be very fashionable and they're just like, it's like they just found whatever they could in thrift store and just piled it on top. He was wearing these like 3D glasses but his head was like an abala clava and then he had like this big jack up and had fur trim but like a man purse in the front and he's

like walking in behind Kenya and I was like oh my god This is like a plant events can be so hilarious. I forget Well, it's also like a project run waste. He's in starting with it like I'm in fashion. So I'm wearing a glove on my head Okay It's so true It's so true. Let's see here. So Drew is like, well, last year, I mean, Kenya didn't really hit it off, but I'm not going to say she's the enemy.

I'm just going to keep a close watch because I'm mature. Hi, bro. Yeah, you're going to get eaten alive, but have fun. It's going to be fun watching this. So Kenya comes in and she meets Sanya and Kenya's like, is it Sanya or Sanya? And she's like, oh, I was looking for food, oh, I thought there'd be some dinner in here, I guess not.

She's like, where's the food? Where's the decor? Honey, you rent out a ballroom with no ball. He he he. Can't do this. There's some derives and sure it goes. I haven't seen more derrs. I'm just gonna say that right now.

Hehehe. And then, and then of course you know my favorite moment, as I mentioned earlier, was Kenya's, there, Kenya's like, I mean, she spends all this money because it's a Paris thing, but like the archive, it's not even spelled correctly. And so I knew it's like, I know it should be El Apachefi, I was like, tears were coming down my eyes Sonya's like, I know it should be El Apachefi-E.

I was like, tears were coming down my eyes. I was like, I feel so hurt right now. Sonya's like, you can't just switch the name, honey. You've got to, you can't just do whatever you want. Okay, just rules. There's word rules. Okay. So then Drew and Kenya,

so Kenya goes to the bar to get a drink and Drew comes up and she's like, how are you? Oh, I know, Kenya. I know you got kicked off, but Ken is like, yeah, I'm just beating down a bit. She goes, I know. So look, I just wanted to talk to you because it really bothers me that we didn't connect

for whatever reason. And Ken is like, um, I just take the drink and looks at her like, is there an apologymmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so much better. I'm not going to bother with this here. You know, like my brand is better than that. So Kenya's like, you know, I'm here at Marlow's event. I didn't bring, I didn't even bring my drum line this time. And if I can make amends with Marlow, I can definitely make nice with Drew because honestly, it wasn't that deep. So Drew's like, you didn't delete my number, did you? And Keny goes, I don't think I ever saved it. Yeah. I miss that. So it's mind PM and then 930 and Marlo finally comes in.

You know, she's wearing these pink feathers, this pink feather outfit. And so they start immediately questioning her. They're like, so are these pieces yours? Yeah, Beyonce had that back in 2006. Okay. Yeah. That's Fox Brown's belt and Candy's like, um, Marlow is renting out her clothes. I'm five, three and Marlow was six foot 10. So if I try to wear one of her dresses, I would think they blaze trying to wear one of mine. Well, this was my first guy on a mountain, Paris. My card was at his limit so I said, can I pay for half

today and for half tomorrow? Like I love that Marlowe is talking about her glamorous life when she like introduced installment plans in Paris. And she's like, and then she like tells us, you know what I, you know what it is when you think of the archive? It's like borrowing from your best friends closet, but like bitch, you're not getting it for free. You have to pay daily. I'm like, what, what sort of business is this? We're like, you're, you're going to rent out clothes, but basically there's only one size.

Right. It's so funny. And she's like, it's only for the industry. Century says, well, how does this work? I mean, like, could I rent that? And she goes, when was your last gig? Are you still in the industry? And it was like, oh.

Who's going, oh, I'm just joking. She's like, check the resume, honey. I'm like, yes, I think we all have Drew. I am, I am doing it right now. IMDB, Drew Siddora, because she's like, yeah, you better check the IMDB. I'm current. Let's see, Filmography TV movie 2022. Line Sisters is called. And then before that, her last credit was 2020 influence white people money and just a friend from 2019. So she works like once a year. Yeah.

She's in more movies than I am. That's for sure. That's for damn sure, me too. Yeah. So then Marla just says, she was just joking. And so Sonia's like, so there was just like no more

fashion. I thought this would be like a fashion show. And Candy goes, that's what you get for thinking. So let's see. So then Marla goes to change into a different outfit. Yeah. Right.

And being able to that first outfit for like all of like two minutes at her party. Yeah. She goes to change. So she tells us she spent 40 grand, but she's going to make it back on this party. I mean listen There's a listers here. Did she see the guy wearing a blue doll on his head? Okay, there's She's like I'm making at least 120,000 off of this look Kim D from the posh boutique. She's here I mean this is a who's who a fashion movers and jakers and Kim is like, I mean this is the mark

I have vision. Okay. The mannequins don't even have wings. Yeah. And so then Drew's like just talking with Sheree. Oh, and then so then anyway, Marlowe comes down with her second look. And it's like this reddish thing with like dots on it. It looks like she is, she looks like she's peeking over the top of a shower stall. Is someone there? It looks crazy. I'm sure he's like,

Chad, what does she have on? She looks like the candy. My grandma used to give me to stick my in church. The door's side by side. A Marla with those like strawberry candy wrappers. It was so true So Marla was like thank you at Lando for coming out so I can tell you about the archive Growing up with little girls in Pierceburg, Florida. I never thought I'd go to Paris and pay with installment plans

But I did and when I went I was able to purchase fashions at the end of the day I'm known for making money somehow, not specifically how. And dressing, my girls will tell you that I like old money. Ha! Can you guess? Nope, we can't tell you that. And my note is that story is missing a few old mandates, okay? Yeah.

Like you can't you can't have an autobiography. Just like, yes, everybody knows me from being a little girl from St. Petersburg who suddenly was buying ballgats in Paris. Yeah. So then, Kenya is like, yeah, I don't think that we'll ever know how Marlo makes her money, but she might go on some dates, and maybe you know there's like some money exchanged for those days I didn't say sex, but perhaps money is exchange work. And now it's just like Marla's a whore. Like that's it. Yeah We're going with it and that's it. She's just yeah, they're like she drives a poor escort. Okay girl

No, didn't candy say she's still driving phantoms instead. No, I'm making a joke with the word escort. Oh, so yeah, I'm still on this whole model. You're not like down with some good for Marlow. You're not down with some good Ford escort humor. Wow. Yeah, so go ahead. So Marlow is basically, she's like very excited. She's like the number one block blog in the world is here.

And so then Shiree and Sanya decided to go over to talk to Marlow and basically just like, just whip shit up. So Candy is looking at, as they go over there, Candy is looking at Marlow's dress and she's like, well, I do like that dress though. And Candy goes, I just think the dress should never wear you. So then Shiree and Sonia go to Marlowe and Sonia is like so listen the girls are like we're

succeeding where the fashion people walking like why aren't there models and Marlowe's like listen it's Paris it's supposed to be quiet there's a violin I mean don't be shocked that they don't know about it They wouldn't and she's like well, can you say it? Where's the money coming from and she's like well, where's your money from Kenya? You were in a hotel with the white refrigerator and now look at you like But doesn't that show that Kenya's like legitimately works like a boss Simple beginning. I mean Again, not a good Marlo

boss since the beginning. I mean, again, not a good Marlow reason, you know, also funny that that Sonia is being like, wow, people are saying like, where's the fashion? Like, where's the food? Where's this? I'm like, Sonia, you're one of those people. She's, I think as if she didn't say any of those things also. Yes, because Sonia is like, hi, I'm on this show. I've decided to team up with Shere and just, just, Tatl-Till on everybody and bring them down and then laugh my ass off about it. So she's like, well, you'd better ask her. When she was driving her Ease-A-Ray Range Rover, okay? Yeah. And then Marlow's like, she's like, her Ease-A-Ray.

Ease-A-Ray. Sorry, Ease-A-Ray edition. So, talk about it in secure. So Marlow is like, she's like, I was like, I'm so stupid. Just because it's not worth it. But it was all just. It's spelled it. But now it's like, wait, Easter is a Range Rover. That's actually pretty cool.

She's driving me. So raise range. So Marla is like, she's like, you know, can you will never support me or compliment me? Like, no matter what she says, bad about me, she has been like the worst. Like, she's always like, you're new money. Well, how about this? You get your house pressure washed, okay?

My money is archive money. These girls aren't used to cook, mature, they're big girls. Oh my God. So then Candy is talking with Drew and Kenya, and she's like, okay, well, I wanna talk about, I can tell Kenya about your husband cheating on you blatantly, right? We're gonna, so her husband got a new assistant and Ken is like, is he attractive? Or is she attractive? I'm just like, yeah, she has a really nice ass.

So Candy went on Instagram and she's like, how did you find her on Instagram? She's, well, I went to his tags and he had tagged a picture of her. So I found the picture and then I went to her. I mean, this guy, he's tagging her and shit on Instagram too. He's the worst. Truly. And so the assistant had posted on Instagram to whom it may concern if I want to, I will, sincerely a bitch that will, if she wants to.

I'm like, wow, that was a great burn. Assistant, it's too bad you're not writing that novel anymore with Ralph. Love the gun modes. Completely natural choice to help write a novel, right? Yeah, and so it turns out that when this woman wrote that, it was right at the same time that they were talking about at a true's house.

And so Candy is like, well, how would you know that we're having this conversation? So it's like clear that Ralph went and like talked to her and that they're still in communication. And Drew's like, he said he fired her, but he's actually telling her our business. It is a complete betrayal. So you didn't even know this girl's name, you idiot. Like keep tabs. Keep some tabs. I know. Dumb dumb. You idiot like keep tabs keep some tabs. I know dumb dumb

Samarillo comes over and she's like I am so disappointed for you to come over and to say that I like this was supposed to be fabulous I thought it could be Paris. I mean I copied this from Paris from London pressure washers So I can it's like are you addressing this to me? Are you addressing this to me? She's like, if you fucking said it, I am. She's like, why are you cursing at me, Marla? That's my favorite, can you move? To just insult somebody, drag them through the mud, and then say, please don't curs at me. Curcing is really the lowest of the low.

Please don't curse. Why are you so angry? So Marla's like, well, I'm pissed, and I'm disappointed and heard, and every time I've had an event, you were the one to talk about it. And she's like, well I'm pissed and I'm disappointed and heard and every time I've had an event, you were the one to talk about it. And she's like, well we all talk about this stuff. And came to me, and I believe I did say everyone said a little something, you know?

You know, and Drew's like, yeah, we're all asking each other like what's going on. So Marlowe, because Drew, listen, I wouldn't expect you to understand this. I'm appalled at the money girls. The girls are well traveled Like go back to you, because wow she goes wow and Some you're like well, I said we have questions and then Marla turns to tree and she goes I mean you have a French roll

Drew a friend girl and she goes, I mean, you have a French roll, Drew, a French roll. It shows, Drew's here, do you, like side by side with a croissant or something. And she's like, I mean, I haven't seen a French roll in 20 years, Drew. He's like, you know what, take, everyone take a number and tell everybody what it is. So I can, I can read everybody one by one by one. And Mariah, Kenya's like,

well, you gotta learn how to read first. And she goes, well, you're the reader. I just go below the belt. Yeah, she's like, okay, you're the reader, bitch. She goes, please don't curse at me, Marla. So Kenya's like, yeah, she needs to save her money for a new label to ship your FedEx close from eBay. Libay by Marla.

They do, they do like a Libet commercial for Marlowe. I'm here for you to ship all of your clothing needs. I wrote a lot of dicks for these pieces. So, Marlowe's like, Miss Burris, what do you have to say to this black sister you love so much? And Candy's like, well, first of all, I said I love the fashion and I'm telling you what I was curious about like how does it work, how do you make money off of it? And she's like, well, it's 25% of the retail per day, max seven days.

And she's like, you know, it's no big deal. I mean, just cost me like a burger and back to put it all on. Yeah. So she's doing the math and then like putting all these members on the screen. She's like, it's 25% of retail per day, max of seven days. So if it's 10,000, I need $2,500 for a per day. Candy's like, hey, day. You know, like, her voice is like squeaking.

I'm like, well, it's like, come on, you've got it. You're not gonna live forever. And she's like, okay, you're not gonna make me feel crazy because I'm wondering where all this money comes from to do any of this. Like, come on now. And so she's like, she claims to save money from a billionaire that she dated a decade ago.

Like she must be better with money than me because this sounds crazy. Yeah, so then Kenya's like, so Marlo, how are your boys? Are they in private school? And so Marlo says, did you go to private school? Oh, you're so smart. Hey, hey, how about you, Candi? Did you go to private school? She's like, no, I went to public. And how about you, did you go to private school? Oh, you're so smart. Hey, hey, how about you, Candy, did you go to private school?

She's like, no, I went to public. And how about you, did you go to private school? No, I went to public and she cast a church because what about you Drew? And Drew's like, well, I went to public and private and Trey just goes, oh, Lord. And Marla goes, yeah, look, you're not as successful and relax and hate and do what you do ladies. And then she walks off and then Shiree of course is like, wait, what just happened?

You just happened. So good. Wow, I was cracking up. I'm so happy. I hope this is a sign of what's to come this season because the energy was really great, I was cracking up. I'm so happy. I hope this is a sign of what's to come this season because the energy was really great, I thought. Yeah, fun show, glad it's back. And we're also getting the return of Beverly Hills next week.

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