Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Let's Get Together and Feel Alright

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta head to Jamaica for their cast trip, and love is in the air for Kenya! Sort of. Not really. Meanwhile, Marlo challenges Ralph's parenting choices, which doesn't sit too well with Kandi.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch Our Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today with hair that has got to be at least three feet high. It's Mr. Ronnie Carram in a $10,000 hair piece. Hi Ronnie, how are you? It sure is. I've got Danny DeVita squatting on top of my head covered in a bush of hair. This is being tricky. Your wedding look is amazing today.

I have to say it's just all the internet can talk about. Thank you, but I did it. I would like to thank my chosen family for being my wedding's is this. It was Teresa, Judy, I says wedding and wow. It's even tackier than you thought. Yeah, I think this has been the tackier than the weddings is this it was Teresa, Judy is sweating and wow. It's even tackier than you thought. Yeah, I think this has been tackier than a bowling alley at midnight bowl. Okay, it's tacky.

It is, this is like, I think the, the bravo, I think this has been the bravo's biggest bravo social social media moment since Andy Cohen's wedding shower. I mean,'s wedding shower. I mean, not baby shower. Okay, this has been huge. We're gonna be talking about it tonight in depth on take a seat. That's on Spotify live. It's gonna be at seven o'clock on the West Coast,

10 o'clock on the East Coast. We're gonna talk about that hair. We're gonna talk about all the crazy gossip that is surrounding the whole thing. We're gonna just break it all down as well as some other things. And so come join us. It's, we're gonna talk about it. You guys can weigh in about it.

You guys can weigh in with your theories. You can weigh in with team tree, team Melissa, team wallpaper, whichever team you wanna be on, weigh in on it. We're gonna have a lot of fun tonight on take a seat. I think this is gonna be one that no one's gonna want to miss. So again, that's on Spotify live. It's on 10 o'clock on the East Coast, 7 o'clock on the West Coast. It's free.

If you have a Spotify account, it's even easier. So definitely come join us for that one. It's gonna be a good one. Yes, but today we're here for Real Housewives of Atlanta. Wait, wait, I want to make one more thing before we start Atlanta. This is something that surprised us, but it's true. In one week from today, winter is crappin' is back. Okay, the new House of the Dragon actually starts in two weeks, but next week we are going

to be doing a trailer breakdown of House of the Dragon to get ourselves excited and ready for the new Game of Thrones prequel. So if you are a Game of Thrones loving person or you're in a Game of Thrones loving household or you just know people who love Game of Thrones, everyone get ready. Winter is crappin'ing, the episodes are gonna drop here in the crappin''s feed, but there's also a Winter is crappin'ing podcast feed that like is its own thing. Same content, but it all depends on how you want your content delivered to you or how your friends or loved ones want it.

So just putting that out there, it's coming back next week. It is, and you can tell it's coming back and the Bravo supports it because Drew is wearing a house of the dragon wig today. So, I mean, here we are. It turns out the first marriage isn't this show is going to be terrible. Okay, it's fine. Because in the previous leagues, it's all Drew and Ralph pretty much like previously. And real housewives of Atlanta.

And it's Ralph and Drew. Wow, what a shitty marriage. You know, it's shitty when you watch it week to week, but it's so much shittier when they just clip it all together like this. Yeah, it's truly, and like, it was funny. I noticed that too. I was like, wow, a lot of Ralph and Drew in the previous leaves, because we sort of got away from them in the mid season. You know, in the beginning of the season, there's a lot of them,

and they're like blatant pyramid scheme, and then we got away from them, so we sort of forgotten about it. But now it's like, oh yeah, so we sort of forgotten about it. But now it's like, oh yeah, these two, these two crooks. And they're back. Yes, and they showed like 20 years of clips. It was weird.

It's like, you know, 2010 or whatever, which is 12 years, okay. I don't math, I don't math too good. But it seems like they were showing a ship from 2010, they spent only their second year on the show. Like that's how many different very declips they have of your marriage sucking. I know, I was surprised that it didn't bring in profit lot.

I mean, they seem like they're just getting everything in there, you know? So yeah, so we know it's gonna be like a good, like, Drew and Ralph episode. And we open up with like, like oh what people are doing around town So Todd's with candy and Todd's like you know, I'm an old man now and candy is like well Just because you stop drinking doesn't mean you're an old man. He's like I'm an old man now. I'm like great Todd bringing the exciting content every single week

Wow Todd's decided to be even more boring. Congratulations. Now, I'm not buying this whole Todd just wants to cleanse bullshit. Nobody stops drinking because they've decided they want to have a cleanse. And I already know you guys are out there arguing about to send me a tweet saying, I did, I did just that's a bullshit. You got caught with your dick and something. And we all know it. Stop your bullshit. You ran over a cat outside and couldn't remember if it was a cat or a trash can lid. We all know you did some shit to quit drinking. So stop. Todd making this this whole story line. I'm like, I'm just going to say no because I just want to cleanse. You're not cleansing. You're not even taking

the shower. You haven't even shaved. I'll tell you what he got his dick caught in a docu sign. Okay, he got drunk and signed the the deed for that Jersey condo. And Candy's like, you're stopping drinking because now we own some place in Hoboken. Oh, by the way, just a little update on Candy in real life. Just got off the fountain with our. Candy was talking in the last episode about producing another Broadway show. And she is. She is producing an August Wilson play. Oh, you go, Candy.

Great. But Revival is the piano. Yeah. Oh, fancy. Yeah, good for her. I love that. Also, it's August and also my birthday is in August. Yeah, I've got a 10-mile over here. I'm a 10-mile over here. I'm a 10-mile over here.

I love the brand. I love the brand Wilson. You know what's actually funny? When I went to college, August Wilson was like a professor in residence for like a semester. I used to always see him walking around. You'd just be like walking and like a professor in residence for like a semester. I used to always see him walking around. You'd just be like walking and smoking a cigarette and he looked like, what am I doing here? He was like, why did I come here? That was my brush with literary history. I love your star stories. They're my favorite.

They're my favorite of anyone's star stories because your star stories are like, I saw them one time. You know what? I saw Eminem in an elevator. Actually, my favorite of anyone's star stories because your star stories are like, I saw them one time. You know what? I saw Eminem in an elevator. Actually, that's one of my star stories that competed with your star stories. One time I saw Jamie Lee traffic. I saw Jamie Lee Curtis in traffic.

Most of my star stories have no arc. Like the August Wilson one. The Jamie Lee's, the Jamie Lee's, the August one actually had an arc because she actually actively, you know, sort of visually shut us down. But August Wilson one. The Jamelies, the Jamelie artist one actually had an arc because she actually actively, you know, sort of visually shut us down. But the August Wilson one didn't. But I was like, okay, the one where you saw Cynthia

on an escalator then. Okay, I'll go into that one. Had less arc. Although ironically, it was sort of traveling in an arc on the escalator. But I do always remember the disdain in August Wilson's escalator. No, but you know,ain and all this is a circular escalator No, but you know It's always work to escalator

It's just you know everything and everything always feels kind of like Art and the Beverly's everything's like warped in strange in there You know what I say every time I go to the Beverly Center Just no white meat chicken no bartender And a broken photo booth. Every single time it is. It is kind of like the Beverly Center for people coming to LA who are looking for places to shop, the Beverly Center is like a Sonya party of malls of LA basically. It's always too bright. You know, like why am I here? Why isn't this bait photo booth working?

It's like missing the mark. Yeah. Okay. So, uh, Saray is having a Shiba Shire meeting with, um, two of her people. One is a Muslim lady. And Saray is like, I mean, models with nice titties. And she's like, uh, I'm conservative, but I still get you. I still know what nice titties are. Well's like, I'm conservative, but I still get you. I still know what nice titties

are. Well, look for that, man. Yes. Shreys like she by Shreys is definitely not conservative. She's like, have I showed you my son's dick print? I want that also front and center. So then we go to Marlo. She's like with her assistance and she's talking about how like when she gets back from this trip to Jamaica, her nephews are going to back in the house. It's gonna all be great. I'm sure they're gonna love that while they're stuck in that two-bedroom home, while Auntie is off in the Caribbean having a wonderful time. I'm a second trip in two weeks. So, Kenya is packing and she's like,

Tiger, Cheetah, alligator, brin. It's definitely an animal theme for this trip. I'm gonna give Sangha run for her money literally What's that mean? Are you gonna become the cheetah and the alligator when you put these things on and just chase people around and also If there's anyone that you're going to literally give a run for their money It's it's literally not Sangha who has five gold medals and world records in running for money. We don't need you giving running puns when Sonya's already here. Okay. She's kind of that covered. Can't wait to hear more about Sonya's medals coming up soon. Coming up after this commercial break sponsored by August Wilson. So Kenya is now the running

joke. Did it? Yeah. Somewhere the ghost of August Wilson's ghost is like, please stop looking on your podcast. So, um, so then Kenya starts FaceTime with Drew, which is always hilarious to me because they like their friendship, like, their which is always hilarious to me because they like their friendship like Their friendship is so fake to me. I mean like Kenya's basically just recruiting Drew as a number for whatever war She's about to go in on very very game of thrones. I mean winter's crappeting has been happening all this time, right? so Drew Can you would have had her head on the stick years ago? They're like look it's gonna be the lead. It's gonna be the lead and

impaled. The edit and the build. Well, that was Neenie. Neenie was Ned Stark. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll come with that. No, I mean, spoiler. So Ned Stark best gifts on the internet. The infamous Med Stark bloop. Just what was the red wedding though? Or when Med Stark is turning his head and you just see his hand waving behind his head. Like, do not talk to me. That's dark and I said, what are you said? Is this a white refrigerator in your home?

Okay. So their face timing and Drew's got crazy stuff on her eyes because she's getting her eyelashes filled and they're talking about packing and stuff. And Drew's like, well, I think I'm going to wear braids because there's all these rules. I mean, she said we can't have glue in her hair And she told us all of these things and Ken is like yeah, I'll do whatever I want. I'm not taking her seriously Yeah, Kenia's really become a student of Richard Marx. I'll do whatever I want whenever I want with no expectations with no expectations. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha fails. Leave it to me. So she's not loving all these rules from Sonja and I don't blame her because Sonja's ridiculous, especially her hold you

have to bring someone bullshit. And so can you just like, yeah, well, I was gonna bring my cousin, but she's not feeling very well. So I might just come solo anyway. Yeah, so. Well, I don't know that Kenya just doesn't want to pay somebody to be her friend on this trip. Because Kenya has a lot of friend employees. A lot of the housewives right now do. Actually, it's usually, it used to just be like,

who do we used to say friendploy to all the time? Erica. Yeah, Erica and before her cameo had a bunch of friendploy. Oh, she did. She was like, here's my baby. Yeah. Um, but now a lot of, I mean, Marlowe makes me sad that Marlowe actually brings her florist.

I don't know. You know who you should bring your sister who's taken care of six fucking kids. Okay. If you can pass them off once, you can pass them off twice. Have her, have her get a babysitter and give her a vacation. Or Ted Turner. I think Ted Turner would have a great time on this vacation. So the one week Jane Fonda just happens to be in Jamaica.

Yeah, it's funny because if you tell Kenya that you can't bring anyone, she brings someone, if you tell her that you can bring someone, then she throws a protest and says she doesn't want't bring anyone, she brings someone. If you tell her that you can bring someone, then she throws a protest and says she doesn't wanna bring anyone. So maybe tell her she could bring like half a person and see what happens. It'll be like, everybody, if you're gonna come on this trip, I need your wigs glued to your head

and I don't want you bringing anybody. So anyway, Kenyans wondering if Drew and Sonya are in a good place. And Drew's like, I don't have an issue. I mean, I've done nothing to Sonya. I mean, she does what it is, and you can't make everyone happy. And I can't help it if I trigger them. Yeah. So then Kenya dances around doing like a Jamaican accent as much as she can and laughing

at herself. Kenya's really struggling this year to be like the happy-go-lucky Ken? Yeah, he's like always in a good mood. And it's mostly working. I mean, I'm liking her. I'm still liking Ken, you know, this season, which is weird, and that's why I'm analyzing it so much. Yeah, like what's happening?

I don't really trust it, but it's there. Yeah. Um, so, uh, so now we go to Sonia and Ross's house, and they're like working out with their friend Tyrell from college, but Tyrell is also married to Sonia's sister. It's one of those, it's very like Manzo-esque. And so they love, God, they just, they love fitness. This group of people, they love fitness. And I love Sonia goes, Tyrell is the perfect person to get us back into shape.

I'm like, Sonny, you have a 14 pack of abs. I know. I know. You're talking about, yeah, she's, and they're like really defined abs, you know? They're like little logs under there. Like what the hell, you look like a whole row of logs. Like you like those are

amazing. It's like a frog or frog or screen. Like there should be a little frog jumping from ab to ab to get to the other side. Oh my gosh, she's very, very back to Frogger. My brain will sort out. So let's see, they really love working out. This is a very long workout scene. Yeah. Doesn't end. Here's my suggestion. Please stop working out in front of your blinds.

Okay. I don't need three rows of your fucking blinds. They were bugging me the whole time. I don't know why. I'm like, that's where a little breakfast table goes. And that's where you're doing crunches. Okay. That's why the blinds are angled like that to put a breakfast snack, okay?

And here you are just fucking do it. Oh, you're gonna do some crunches now? Of course. Oh, do your kids wanna work out? Oh, great, but little kids are working out now. Son, yeah, I'm trying not to fast forward your scenes but you're killing me. When you wanna talk about triggered, this whole scene.

It's like, well, let's do push-ups. Let's do pull-ups now. Hey, let's do crunches. Fluck even kids can do them. You know what I call blinds, window abs. That's what I call them. So she, it doesn't matter if vertical or horizontal, they're just window abs, okay,

because those windows are much more defined. So the horizontal, you've got a problem. If you have horizontal blind, no, if you have vertical blind abs, you've got a problem. Well, it just means that you're lying on your side, the windows on its side. It's face, the windows face is on its side. It's just... Anyway, so, did you like that work, that mental work around? I was ready for it like that?

I was like no, no, I'm not traumatized. I'm traumatized by my own vision of like or a vertical blind abs. Like, oh, why? Mommy makeover immediately. So Sonia says that she says that Jamaica's gonna be the perfect place for the for the girl to relax. She goes, I don't smoke weed. Hopefully some of these girls do, because this will be just too much with the drama.

I'm like, you just said last week, they can't smoke weed. What are you talking about? Was either one paying attention to the rules? I think they just can't bring it with them or try and take it home or something. So yeah, blah, blah, blah. So she's saying, yeah, I don't care. Okay, so Ralph, I was looking through those and I was saying, yeah, I don't care. Okay, so Ralph, I was looking through those

and I realized how much I don't care. I'm still traumatized by vertical blind apps. So let's go to Ralph and Drew and their terrible marriage. So he's like, I'm gonna make the air conditioning colder because wow, it's a million degrees. And she's like, no, it's not, it's too cold. Oh my God, I'm already sick of you guys. So I'm too mindful of this episode.

Yeah, they're very rehearsed like wedding, like, or, or, or like, good marriage banter. And he's like, well, I don't wanna, I don't want your head, I don't live long. So, um, they're talking about like hair. And he's like, they're talking about the wig and everything. He's like, where does your wig, where's your blow on there?

I even come from, where's it come from? It's coming in, you just, I forgot. Ugh. Ha. Oh, I just, I forgot. Ha! Oh, I just, I just coughed in Ralph voice. So Drew has this big blonde wig on. Now, I get it, you know, wig, wigs, yay. But the lace front, did you, did you clue that on with like a brown sharpie, like what she outlines the whole front, that's a bad wig.

So that's what Ralph was saying. He was like, my God. He was like, I need to put the AC on because I don't want your wig to out. So, and then they showed it like lifting. So, it's over. Lord, help her. It seems to be the ones who pray the most have hair like that.

Like if you really prayed that much and somebody was listening to you, they would have told you, you know? I mean, I'd like to hear that back. Like Lord, please help me. Figs? Figs, your hair. Figs.

Look, I'm burning a bush right now. That's a side. Figs, your hair. So Drew, she's like, she's like, talk, it's weird when the scene opens up, it sounds like she's being supportive of Ralph, but we should always remember that the moment that Drew sounds like she's being supportive of Ralph, she's doing the exact opposite.

So she's saying how like in Jamaica, Ralph's gonna get an opportunity to talk about his book. So you think like, oh cool, she's totally down for this book, but she's not at all because Ralph still is not told her a single thing that's in the book, even though it's about her and her child. He hasn't written anything. And there's that one.

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You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So he's like, yeah, we can talk about Josiah Moore, you know, once we get there. And she's like, well, you know, he spoke to the biological father and he didn't like the idea. So he's decided not to adopt my son. And we're all like, listen, it's just a piece of paper, it's just a piece of paper. Well, this biological father who, what, repeatedly does not show up for the son, but now all of a sudden the biological father's feelings matter more than Josiah's feelings. Great, love this. Can't wait to read that chapter in the book. Yeah, so he's like, I'll always be here. I as feeling great. Love us. Can't wait to read that chapter in the book. Mm hmm. Yeah.

So he's like, I'll always be here. And Drew's like, I just need to process this information. You've processed it. You've processed it. You've married the guy he's raising your son as his own. Like, what is this? What is this scene?

So she needs to process. And he's like, well, just follow my lead. Listen, we just need to make sure my publisher is good. Ding dong there she is. So he's invited his publisher over and he's like, you know, I'm doing this because I really need to introduce the publisher to Drew the right way. Yeah, this was because I don't want her to freak out. I mean, are you fostering

the publisher? Like, are you introducing, do you need to put the publisher in a bowl of water and like drop her in the house? I'm gonna say acclimate like what the fuck, dude? I know. Do you need to have like separate like two cats in different rooms? Like, I thought it was so condescending. Well, she needs to meet the publisher at the right way because you know women They're so irrational. They don't know things the right way. They're gonna lose their mind I'm like the publisher is a publisher. I think like you know It's far be it for me to come to Drew's defense on many things

But I think Drew would be okay if you said oh, I'm calling my publisher. It's your assistant giving you massages That was the issue sir. It wasn't that Drew is hardwired to be some jealous maniac Yes, so They she comes and Drew brings in coffee. He's like welcome to Big Man Palace Still trying to make that one happen So she brings in some coffee or tea or whatever and she's like well I'm so excited to even be in on this process because I didn't know about the book initially.

And just being about my son, that makes it really hard because I tried as a single mom to not make mistakes. So to hear all the mistakes that we made in one book, that's gonna hit me like a ton of bricks really really is Yeah, and Ralph goes Ralph is like well, I know sometimes a little sensitive talking about juzziah and It's bigger than us. It's bigger than you and I right now what this is like no, it's it's about juzziah actually, it's pretty specific and so Drew's like well well well what will people learn from us and from our misalignment?

So of course, Ralph does not have any answer from that. So he just tries to punt it off to the publisher. He's like, oh, do I answer that? Or should I do that? So this woman, I believe her name is Audrey, or the spelled ARDRI, says, well, as much as it's about blended families, it's really dedicated to fathers. It's a lot of it is lessons learned. Things people can do.

So I love this idea of a book about co-parenting that completely cuts out the wife from the book. Well, also she mentioned that she made mistakes as a single parent and doesn't want people reading about those mistakes, but why would those mistakes be in a book that Ralph is writing? I was just confused. Well, that's because there's an inherent mistake, marrying Ralph. So, you know, do not throw parties on top of the tailor shop. She won't appreciate it.

Am I right, guys? Am I right? So, yeah, so she's like really pissed that she's been, well, it's interesting with Drew because I can't tell if she's pissed that he is not inviting her into the creative process or if she's pissed because he's doing something and she doesn't like, and she's not gonna get like credit for it as well,

which is almost the same thing, but there's a subtle difference. I don't know. It doesn't matter. I don't, I don't, I don't really care. I think it's all bullshit personally. But the lady's like, okay, so let's talk about the cover. Okay, so here's what we've decided.

He's gonna be on the cover. But on the back, on the back of the cover, should be a picture of the family. She goes, oh my God, thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah, and Ralph was like, I know what, at this time, I would be honored if you would write the forward. She's like, oh, the forward.

Okay, well, I'm, okay, well, I'm not gonna lie. I just need to get more behind this. Isn't that funny? You want me to write the forward. Okay, well I'm okay, well I'm not gonna lie. I just need to get more behind this. Isn't that funny? You want me to write the forward but I'm not behind it. Get it? There's spatial jokes there but I just I can't really write it because I haven't read it yet. So I don't know. I need to get behind the project that I'm on the back of the cover of. Okay, so that's gonna take a little time. Hey, hey fellas, so you're a stepdad now. This is for all the gentlemen. How do you deal with a child and a wife, huh? You put them on the back cover.

Look, when they say you can read this book from cover to cover, you literally can. It's just a cover and it tells you everything you need to do. You're in the front, she's in the back, done. Okay, so here's where I completely lose faith in this lady who's the publisher. Well, I lost faith when I found out she was publishing Browse Buck.

Yeah, I'll put it aside, right there. But this, and then, you know, I lost a little more when she was like, well, this is about parenting. She knew that, okay. But now's where I completely lose faith. She goes, okay, guys, teamwork makes the dream work. Okay, just get the fuck out of here. What is, what are you gonna have a hang in there poster? You know, like as your first chapter, get the fuck out of here. We don't need you. Yeah. I agree. Look, there's nothing wrong with a book like written by like a stepdad. That's being like,

hey, I'm a stepdad. This is what I went through to. But like the whole thing about like, saying like, oh, I'm gonna, I'm gonna write a book about co-parenting. But it's only about me. And I'm not gonna love my wife at all during this book is hilariously Ralph. Hey, there's, but maybe he means co-parenting with the bio dad. He's like, just keep the bio dad happy guys. That's all you need. So then she, the lady hands him over some fancy passport covers, which I also thought was kind of a weird thing to be getting from your new book publisher, but I'm not a why now.

It's like, I've read the first chapter that was scrolled on the back of an Amix bill. You might need these soon. Yeah. She's very cover forward. I'm here just to discuss covers and to give you covers. That's really all I can do. I've been on my best cover girl. I'm saying my name is Audrey Audrey but that's just my cover. My only Miss Gina.

I only listen to covers. I have not heard an original song in many years. Did somebody turn down the AC? I need some covers., now it's time to leave on this trip. So it's 5.30 in the morning. Sprinter vans are arriving. Uh, Asania and Ross get into Sprinter vans and they're driving across town to pick up, I think, uh, after we get to Marlowe, but Ross has forgotten his passport, so we have to get out. So it's like some mild drama because Asania had time is perfectly and like will this all work out will the timing be okay.

And someone I'm so sorry. One of our fellow Bravo content creator types on Instagram posted this whole map of Atlanta showing where all the women live and just showing how far away everyone is. And Sonia is really far away. So I don't know how far along she was to get to Marlos house, but I have to imagine that like, you know, that's a long way to go back to the home and then go back to the airport for us. Just want to let everyone know.

Yeah. Well, I know that I'm in the grandfume today. I hurt my back. I'm not it just understanding because I know I'm a super bitchy today It's okay. I have to say Sonia, you know listen I finally realized what's back in me about Sonia too, you know, that's what happens You hurt yourself and then you're like, you know what? I've realized why don't like you anymore Which is beginning to be a spiral, I guess, in this recap. But I finally figured it out.

Sonia is one of those woo people, and I hate woo people. I hate them, they make me fucking crazy. When you go into the store and that person's just like, you know they're manically depressed, but they're just trying to make you feel like they're happy because they're customer service. So they're like, hey, how are you? Like at least they're inna time. Yeah. That's what Sonia does in every single scene.

At the party of Shirei, at the birthday party for Shirei, dancing around. Okay, well, that's a birthday party. But now it's 5.30 in the morning. Could you not come in the fucking room? Like, hey, 5.30 in the morning. Yeah, we're gonna go on a plane. Like, shut up. And she does it the rest of the episode. Every room she walks into, she does that. Yeah. Well, you know, the only is that, well, you know, I'll tell you, I actually really enjoy

Sonya. I don't have this issue with her, but I respect your issue with her because I think it totally makes sense. And so it probably will become my issue soon enough. But I have to imagine that since she is like a world class athlete, she probably wakes up at like 4.30 or 5 anyway, and like runs hills and does ad machines and things like that. So like, she's used to being up early. So for me, the flip side of that is that at like,

8.30 or 9, she's also the one that goes, guys, I'm sorry. I'm turning into a pumpkin. I gotta go upstairs, go to bed. And you're like, we're on vacation, Sonia. Because like, she's the one who wakes up early at 4 and is woo-hooing, but then when everyone else wants to woo-hoo, she's a pumpkin. Yeah.

Because I know I hate that one, but we that one. I'm turning into a pumpkin. Yeah. So, uh, Sonia picks up Marlowe and, um, she has brought her forest. Adrian, that's her plus one, her friend, boy. And she's like, I did it because I want fresh flowers in my room. Hmm. How can I go wrong? It's better than bringing some DICK. I was like, okay, well, is it? I don't know. But I love when Marlow's like, I don't curse.

Okay, glad you spelled that one out Marlow. So then Kenya is in the car with Sharay and I'm talking about how, oh, well, I just got ditched last minute. Guess I'll have to come alone. And Saray is bringing her friend Michelle. Yeah, I'm like, Michelle seems great. Where's Fatume?

Okay, where's Fatume? I think Fatume got fired. Probably. Because she went through a Darius purse or something. Oh, did she? I just, I assumed Fattum got hired because she was so nutty and I can imagine that some of the women made some sort of ultimatum

about her, I could just imagine a soap dish moment of like, it's her or me, David. David? Oh, I have a really, I have something urgent to talk about. Please, we'll Ros make it to the airport. Really, we'll Ross make it. Okay, back to the show. He made it.

He made it. He made it. Wow. Who would have thought he made it, so he made it. So they get to the airport and Sony goes, well, with the airport, yes, the airport. Then they get to the airplane, and say, yeah, we're on the airplane, you're yes the airport. Then they get to the airplane. It's like yeah we're on the airplane, you're on the airplane. And then they get to Jamaica. She's like oh my god, officially

she's really narrating her geographical locations. Lovely, very loudly. Marriott. She's doing like the the Margaret Joseph's. It's like okay well, well, now we're not yet playing. So he'll be out on a plane. So they get to Jamaica. I was also impressed that Jamaica just put them in a proper bus. Like there's no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no tour bus and they get there and oh they're going and Sonia is trying to shade Keny. She's like, well most of us have a guest. Where's yours Miss Moore? And she's like, my guest got sick.

So Sonia tells us like, okay, well first you were sick. Then your guest was sick. I don't know if you ever had a plus one. I don't know. I'm like, you do know that we're still in part of a global pandemic and people are like, people are getting sick. And some people are alone on purpose, okay?

Yeah. So get the fuck over it, lady. So she's like, that's me and everybody's plus one. Yeah, plus one, plus me, um. So we meet Michelle and we meet Adrian plus one. He's a god. The guy who spends all our money. It's Todd.

He's here. I'm here. And then you have Adrian. Marlowe's like, this is my guest, Adrian. He's my floors and he's a good friend. And he's just amazing. And Todd's like, are you all Platonic? Potomac? Potomac? Pomona? Pomona? Paloma? Paloma? Platonic, Todd? Potonic?

And can't be points out that Marla was always wanting to talk about someone else's relationship but never brings a man. And I'd like to say to you, man, I can still talk about your relationship and I never bring a man. So I'm going to stand for Marlow on that one. Yeah, just go in on her florist. I mean, like, just go in on someone. You can do it too. And she's like, yeah, she doesn't want us to see her sponsor and laughs.

And then Manieta has brought her husband, Heath. Hmm, hmm. It's exciting. So then they get to the hotel and Sonia's like, we made it! Oh yeah, I guess I was. She does. That is exactly how she walks in. Like, it's a hot down now. I don't know. You have drinks for us. You got drinks in our town. Bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Well, she does camp counselor. She does the camp counselor. She does like the Ann Borel camp counselor thing,

which is as they pulp the resort, she goes, we made it. Everyone's like, yeah, she's like, no, no, no, no, no. We can't start like that. Let's do this again. We made it. Everyone's like, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap, bap. Oh, also, she's she warned them.

She says, listen, on this trip, I'm going to get more and more Jamaican. I usually come here four or five times a year and I always become more Jamaican when I'm on the trip. And Ross is like, yeah, that we're used to having to have five cops around us every time. She's like, yeah, but that was when I would compete it. I used to just give the metal to my dad because I don't even care about being famous like that, which is why I make sure that everyone knows every time I walk into a room instead of showing off my metal It's like oh look I'm in a room I'm walking into a room So anyway, I just got distracted because someone just texted me that Olivia Newton John just died

Isn't that crazy? What a day. Thanks. Thanks for that one. Thanks for dropping that one, Ben. Geez. Yeah. I can't A.

Oh, well, it's distracting. I had to be transparent with the audience of why I got to a distraction. Put your phone down. Put your phone down in time. I can't, it's a trap. I'm just a man. I'm pure on my laptop.

It was like a big thing. It was like, can you believe that a Olivia Newton John just died? I was like, what? What? It's sad. Anyway. Hey, I'm hoping to see the photo to you.

Hey. Sad. Anyway, so the women are now, they're arriving at this hotel. And it's like the normal thing, you know, we're like, oh you guys off rooms You're off gift bags and she says she's like, oh since Kenya's Birthday is coming up. I did something nice for her. I set up rose petals around the room to celebrate What what sort of like birthday thing is like but like some champagne or a brownie in there. But like, how's some shit going on? I'm telling you, she hates single people.

Like, who does that to somebody? It's like, wow, Kenya's alone. So I made her the most romantic Valentine's Day gesture ever. Who does that? Happy birthday, and now go master bait. Like, what was, like, I didn't understand. I thought it was gonna be a fight. I thought Kenya was gonna be like,

she's doing this to make fun of the fact that I'm single. And I thought it was gonna be a fight. I thought Kenya was gonna be like, she's doing this to make fun of the fact that I'm single. And I thought it would be a whole thing. It seemed pretty fucked up to be, I was fighting with her in my living room. Yeah. That gals for anything. So, um, the lady who works there, you know, they're granted, they're greeted by drinks and dancers and all this stuff. And the lady's like, we got all of your requests on ya. And we noted a request to have amenities set up. And she's like, Oh, yeah, I sent personal gift baskets to people and did that thing for Kenya. And we got Bob Marley.

Okay, I'm gonna stop yelling because even I'm going crazy. Bob Marley drinks. So Todd's like, uh, Bob Marley drink. Oh, no. Oh no. Oh my God. No, I resisted. I was just kidding. It's not that hard.

Because before I stopped drinking, I probably drank three to four times a week. So I thought it was time for a detox. So now I'm going to cleanse myself. And when I'm ready to get back to drinking and Candy takes the GPS off of my card to find out if I'm going to a strip club and weaving all over the road with the inside camera on my car, then maybe I'll start drinking again. That was Todd's redemption song. Get it. Get it.

No, Ronnie, no cry. So, everyone goes to the rims and they're on like golf carts. And fortunately we are spared the standard real housewives golf cart montage, which is let's race. And you see golf carts just driving recklessly through some place where they shouldn't be driving recklessly. But in this case, they're driving along. And Kenya sees a guy who has a heartbeat. So she's like, he's cute.

So they do a U-turns, always she can go talk to him and like flirt. Yeah, and Son, you take so much. She's like, we noticed you're looking, so we wanted to see you were looking at us, right? He's like, yes, I was. I was looking at you. She's like, oh my God, he's English. So she's asking him like, you buy yourself.

And he said, well, my brother's here. And she's like, that's not what I mean. So they're gonna hook him up with Kenya and they invite him to dinner tonight and Kenya's like listen I'm not trying to get my groove back. I'm just trying to get back in the groove. Everyone knows you can't go fool groove. I'm going half groove. And meanwhile the other golf carts carts are like stopped and they're waiting for Kenya and Sonia's golf cart to come back and Candy is getting hungry and hungry. She's like I'm hungry She's like I do just she's like I don't know what like why why we have to stop okay? She's like I need a second to breathe in my room. I am so hungry angry right now

Yeah So let's see Marlo sees this and she's like, oh, she approached him right, exactly. He did not approach her. Well, that would have been weird. Scott chasing down a golf court. Golf cart. Please, please, I've done her with me.

Could I come to your dinner? So they all are in Sonia's big suite and everything. And Drew likes the room. She likes the accommodation. She feels like Sonia has definitely, it's a step up from her sad little house party, she says, which is just funny that I just feel like Drew is just not in a position to say those things,

given the amount of very sad things that she has put out. But they're just, it's nice. It's like a night. It's the standard, like, look at the cool suite at the hotel that the real housewives got. And Sheré is doing the Sheré thing where she's just looking at all the bathrooms. She's like, is this a half bath? Is this a half bath right there?

It's supposed to. It's supposed to. And Marla's like, it's a bath bath. And Marlowe's like, yes, yes to poop. She's like, she's like, no, I only have to pee. But also, by the way, my poo don't think. My poo doesn't think. And then she's like, she's like, I know that after all

that burping Marlowe does. I know she's not talking. And I said, what I said, my shit doesn't think. Period. And Sonia says, oh, to us. She's like oh right your shit doesn't stink like We're gonna have that collection in spring summer September right right Shirey. Okay, you know what who are you to make that joke? You don't you don't get to hound her like that. Okay. We were back Okay, we were back up. We were you to make that choice.

Just help, do you think you are? Shira is also setting herself up for that classic joke that I heard that Midler once say on a talk show where the guy was like, so I was playing tennis all day, everywhere I went. I just had all this flatulence, I would play tennis, there was flatulence,

and I went to the dinner, there was flatulence, and I was making love to my wife, and there was flatulence, and thank God, it was all quiet. So I went to the doctor, I said, doctor, I've been having all this flatulence, and you know, if we hadn't been quiet, I would have been mortified, and the doctor said, okay, the first thing we can check is, yeah, he is. And I think that could be applied to Shirey with her nose,

you know, got it, you could just move the concepts over a little bit. to charade with her nose, you know, get it, you can just move the concepts over a little bit. That middle of the joke, I just want to say that's a bad bit, there's faults. Wow, blaming that on a day like today. Who are you? Who are you? Exactly, but it's still alive.

Okay, she's still with us. Yes, please don't drop that news on me like that in the middle of a recap. If that midler dies, please just put a note in your little mental note, but right now, to not do that to me. You do that to me all the time. You're like, someone so dead and then I get in trouble for not crying about it.

Okay. Just because honestly, every time, it's just so funny how agitated you get at me every time I do make a death announcement in the middle of the party I hate it. It's like we're trying to have a good time and then you're like someone's dead Someone very very important is now dead Well, how fun mopping up that mess

I'm just playing with you. I love your morbid ass I just feel like people want to, but people think themselves, where were Ben and Ronnie when they found out that a living in John died? We're here. We're being transparent with the audience. Like this is our line.

Where were you when you, where were you when you heard us find out that a living in John died? Yeah. So let's see. So Sonia is kind of, you know, doing the, I'm in charge of everything season. And she's like, okay, here's your keys. And maybe now you'll realize it pays to be nice to the host.

And she says that as she hands her key over to Drew. And Drew's like, oh my god, am I getting a bad room? Oh my god, just now I'm going to get a bad room. Yeah. like, oh my god, am I getting a bad room? Oh my god, just now I'm gonna get a bad realm. Yeah, but so then basically everyone goes to their rooms though and their rooms are nice. Yeah, they're actually all nice rooms, etc. So it's for sucker John is already texting Kenya. He's like, hello, shall I pick you up for dintin? About six, six thirty. Sounds wonderful. And she's like, oh yeah, he's working real fast. I don't blame him for working fast. And then he sends a little wink emoji. Yeah, go, John. I did not made for this, John. No, he's not. And then it's like evening. And he shows

up a Kenya's room in like a shiny shirt. And he's like, a red bull, just one red bull. I'm like, this is not quite a bouquet. And I know you're on vacation. You don't have a bouquet ready, although a hello. There is a florist on the premise, but, um, uh, premise is, but he's like, he brings like a red bull and they like split the red bull together, which is very like, uh, unique. And, uh, Ken is like, which is very like unique.

And Kenya's like, I'm poor guy is sweating, probably because there's flower petals all over the ground leading over to the bed. I know, he's like, wow, she's really committed. It's going too fast. So Kenya's like, my overall first impression of John is that he's a really nice guy,

and I'm usually never wrong. And then we get Ken Kenya's greatest romantic hits. Walter the paid YouTube guy, the asshole track guy. Oh my god, I almost forgot about him. Me too. I forgot about Matt. John, I mean, I wrote down John. What's his face? Not John Mark. Yeah, Mark.

And so Ken is like, I think he's a good guy. And then we get to see what Ken you look like flirting. This is it. Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Heeeey! Okay, that's enough of this. Okay. Birds are going to start crashing into the side of the building. Yeah, and you can tell she's horned because I don't think for any other guy should be okay with like, oh, you brought me a red bowl to split with you. It's great.

Love that. Thanks. Thanks for dropping by the vending machine on the way over to this room. So now they all start arriving at dinner at this like steakhouse on the resort and and Drew and Ralph are talking about how they just absolutely love their room. I mean, it's twice the size of their tailor's rooftop. It's huge. Oh, I didn't look. I mean, it's twice the size of their tailor's rooftop. It's huge.

Oh, I didn't look. But they love it. We love it. They love it. They love their room. Let's go have dinner at a steakhouse called steakhouse. Okay. I love and I like to know what I'm getting myself into. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, they're there and Drew's saying how they love their room and signing is like, I'm forgiving. I'm forgiving. And signing says that because they're in a good spot, she's like, not gonna speak everything that's on her mind anymore. She's gonna give, you know, give things time to heal from the last time she just said what was on her mind and destroyed their friendship. Yes. So then Kenya comes in with her date. they're like what the hell and Marlowe says Harpo, who is this man? So they're ordering and Marlowe takes it upon herself to order gumbo for everybody Which I don't like I don't like people bossing me around okay and then

Manieta does a toast for whatever reason and she's like here's to great energy does a toast for whatever reason. And she's like, here's to great energy and to John for being on this trip with Kenya. They're like, oh, John. Yeah. I brought to Red Bull. Is anyone going to mention that? I brought a can of Red Bull today. Waiter, do you have a knife so I can slice this TikTok, TikTok in half for my lovely lady here. Kanye. Thank you. So, um, so then, uh, they're asking John how old he is. They're like guessing candy, thinks that he's only 28 and, uh, Kanye thinks that he's 32, but he's actually 37. And then, um, they're asking him if he wears boxers and briefs and he's actually commando right now. So, you know, John's really, uh, that's exciting. Yeah, John's an exciting guy. And Ken is like,

I was wondering why this table had an extra leg. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's my flirting noises. So then a table of really thirsty guys sends a bottle of wine over, which thanks, thanks guys. You just got off the golf course and are excited because you see cameras, but don't really know why. Yeah. Um, there's like 12 people at this table. So you're going to need to send a few more bottles. Yeah, cheapos. Thanks for sending over the bottle of wine to, uh, candy bursts, who's written huge hit songs. At least we heard in the airport in Atlanta. Yes.

So basically, Sonja starts asking Marlow about how the boys are doing and everything. Marlow doesn't really want to talk about it because it's like, she doesn't want to talk about that stuff. So then Sheree asks Ralph about the book, how the book is going, and he's like, oh, wow, well, the book is going incredibly well, and it's a book about co-parenting, yeah. And everyone knows, I'm like,

the step parent to my son, Juziah, who I claim to be my real son, claim as in the metaphorical sense, not the legal sense, because that would be another obligation for me, a liability for me, if it were, as it were. So there's a real big journey that we're gonna do. So once again, DLDR, co-parenting, but I'm running by myself, not showing my other parent

that I'm co-parenting with, and I'm saying that he's my son, but I'm not doing the actual work to make him my son. Thank you very much. Marlowe's like, well, I congratulate you for adopting him. And he's like, well, I can't do that if his father wants to be a part of his life and he does so want to be part of his life so I'm not going to do that. Marlowe's like, Drew did you know about this? And she's like, well, he had a conversation with the bio dad and that led to him feeling

uncomfortable about moving forward on the current journey we were moving forward on, which is why my head means some time to really understand what moving forward on, which is why my head means some time to really understand what's going on, but it's really hard to see because my face is smashed behind the cover of the book on the back covers. So Marlow's like, Marlow says she doesn't want Josiah to grow up thinking that Ralph loves his other two, his biological children more than Josiah to grow up thinking that Ralph loves his other to his biological children more than Josiah. And it's like, because it's hitting too close to home from Marlow, given what she went through

as a foster child. Marlow's kind of lost, lost that story at this point. You can't be like, well, here's how I feel. There's a foster child. It's like, oh, okay, you're entitled to your feelings, but get your fucking nose in your own business, ma'am. Which, thank God, Candy is here to tell her just that. Yeah, because I don't necessarily disagree

with what she's saying to Ralph, but Marlow, Marlow has some real issues on that front in her own life, as you just said. And so Candy is like, I'm sorry, but it seems weird to me that you're going so hard about it when you yourself are going through your own situation. And Ralph is like, I'm sorry, but it seems weird to me that you're going so hard about it when you yourself are going through your own situation. And Ralph is like, yeah, well, JoJo knows, yes, two fathers, and I wanna help him navigate that.

Ideally, I'll help him navigate while I'm in Tampa watching on a nanny cam. I'm actually navigating the camera movement inside the homes. There's a lot of joysticks, There's a lot of joysticks. It's a lot of joysticks. Yeah. And Marla's like, but I'm surprised you're not hurt. You should be hurt, Drew.

And it's not like, you know, so like you're just doing it. So he's not really your responsibility. And he's not going to be on your taxes. So it's just like, I'm here if you need me sort of a thing. Which is pretty unfair to say. I mean, a lot of kids grow up with a step parent, you know? Like, it's kind of a shitty thing to say. I'm not really liking where this whole thing is going.

It doesn't make them less the child of their step parent. No, it doesn't. I think that, I think it's just this idea of like, oh, I'm gonna adopt you. oh, I'm going to adopt you. No, I'm not going to adopt you. I feel like that. I can imagine that a kid maybe might not be able to understand the nuance of why that decision was reversed.

So either way, Marlow is, she's whipping stuff up. And you know, like, you know, your situation is weird to me. I mean, your situation's weird to me. I mean, your situation is weird there. She's basically, she's saying, it's like, I'm a foster child, so no matter what you say is weird, and it can be weird to you because you have your situation

saying that to now to Candy. She's like, you, I mean, your situation's weird to me. I mean, because you have a situation where, like your mother comes before your man. So now I'm like, uh-oh. You're coming for Candy now. This is not gonna end well for Marlo. And her mom, you're coming for the mom thing. So Marlo is obviously doing this on purpose, right?

But it gets candy. Candy Foss for it. She's like, what do you need to worry about is your own situation? And Marlo's like, worry about your own relationship with your old family done. And she's like, okay, so you don't think it's weird that you sent your nephews back. And she's like, well, you don't think it's weird that you let your man feel be little when it comes to your mother. No, it's called being a fucking spouse with a living parent, okay? Everybody feels, be little by their mother-in-law. That's the point.

That's the joy of being a mother-in-law. I mean, I mean, there's literally a movie called Monster-in-law. That is the point. Have you never watched us become? So, so then Candy's like, my man does not feel belittled. He's sitting right here, okay? That hold on one second.

Todd, open the hanger. Here comes the plane, Todd. Here. Did you much enough for me? God, I'm getting old. So, Candy's like, stop relating to different situations. My nanta's not feel be little. He feels little, okay?

And that's just nature. And Candy's basically like, Marlowe's like, well, every man at this table will say they can never deal with you and your mother. And Candy's like, well, you're out here kicking it. When you sent your kids back, and you can't say anything about what he's doing, like as in Ralph.

And then Marlow goes, why would you bring up a situation that's killing me? Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, the, yeah, the ultimate victim of course. You're on your second vacation in two weeks, Marlow, okay? So she's like, yeah, you know, when you're saying this at a table of people who don't know my situation, kids are off limits, the not mothers, or...

Marlow's full of it. So Candy was... Or, as a matter of fact, Drew's kids, who you're putting, you know, you're bringing up right now, if kids are off the table, then you shouldn't be talking about who should be adopting you.

Yeah. So Candy's getting mad, and we know this because she started to hit some high notes. She's like, you said, to send them to, she's like, you said,

you sent them to their aunt, who also has kids at a, to bedroom apartment. Yes. Marlos. Marlos. Like, but you didn't, well, you took on your nephew and she's like, yes, I had him the whole time.

And he's a grown man now. And I'm still there for him. And so Marlos, like, well, you take care of the man and your family. And he's like, I do not take care of the man. I mean, look at this, look at his beard. You think if I took care of him, do you think his beard would look like this? I would have him with some platform loafers if I took care of him. He would be in a blazer.

And Ken, you said, that's really low Marlowe. And so Marlowe's like, okay, I'm going to let it go now. Oh, okay. So you get to win rage everybody and then say, that's really low Marlow. So Marlow's like, okay, I'm gonna let it go now. Okay, so you get to when rage everybody and then say, what, it's over. I said it was over. Fucking Marlow, man. And Candy's like, so now you're trying to disrespect my husband who's right here.

And I do not take care of Todd. And Marlow goes, well, you spoke your truth. And she goes, I do not take care of my husband. And so Marlow goes, oh, so does that mean your mother's a liar? So your mother's a liar. So Marla was really trying to twist candy into this whole situation.

And it's working. It's totally working. So Marla was like, I mean, come on Todd, she disrespects you and you won't say anything about it. And then we see clips from 10 years ago of Mama Joyce is greatest hits, hating on Todd. And so can you tell Sheree, wow, that's your friend, that your friend, hold on, wait, I'm flirting.

So Sheree is like a neutral. I'm out of it. I'm neutral. So I'm just trying to calm them down. And Candy of course is like, you know, she's fierce. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, hey, nothing wrong with that. So now she's trying to make, can't, can't be something like a bad mom. Well, she does that thing where she turns everything to, it's a compliment, right? Yeah. Like every time she gets confronted and she's using, she's like, why are you mad at me? I'm just saying it's not possible to be superwoman and provide. It's fine.

It's odd. Just takes care of the kids, you know? And so she's like, okay. So can you do you not work? And she's basically like, I'm so Kenya, do you not work? And she's basically like, I'm not the only one who's working here, okay, don't come for me for working. Like Kenya works also, you work, everyone works, you know? And of course Kenya's like, all day, every day I work. I was like, okay, Kenya settle down

and this is not like, it's not an actual job interview. I had that moneyetta. Well, hey, that water doesn't pour itself in a shampoo bottle. So it's like, you know, I just don't think like like you just don't say things like that and hit below the belt with a friend. It's not cool. Like, you know what, man, yeah, man, yeah, it's been trying to pedal this like we've got to take the higher road thing all season. I'm like, this is, that's not, that's not what we do on Bravo, Monietta.

I appreciate, I appreciate what you're saying in real life, but this is Bravo. Okay, you're gonna have to just enjoy the ride. Okay, contribute to the ride or leave the theme park. Yeah, so Candy tells her to mind her own business. And Marla is like, well, you're not me, baby. And I've never disrespected my husband if I had one over my mother. And she's like, well, you don not me, baby, and I've never disrespected my husband if I had one over my mother.

And she's like, well, you don't have one. So get one and you can tell me what to do with one, okay? Yeah, and Marlott's like, I love you, Todd. I fuck with you more than a lot of people at this table. And Todd's like, but you're out repeating some bullshit that you know isn't true. She's, how do you know it's not true? Because you know how I know how you came, because I know, because you know that we know,

that I know you came into a circle, and it was the square, because I know that you know what a shape is. Yeah, it's like, we both know how you got into this circle, and she goes, how, how did I get into this circle? And he's like, you brought your way into this circle. No one was your friend. You didn't have anybody.

Remember the scene of her throwing a red money everybody? Literally. Yeah. And she's like, I came with Fadra. And he's like, he's like, he can't just like, she's, and then she says, yeah, in Africa, Todd, you said that Candy was country and lame. And Todd's like, Candy goes, I Africa, Todd, you said that Candy was country and lame. And Todd's like,

Candy goes, I literally met Todd on the trip to Africa on the last day. I didn't even talk to him until that last day. So like, you're gonna say that Todd was talking all this shit about me when we hadn't even met before. She's like, okay, and even if so, okay, fine. Then he fell in love with and married a country pumpkin then. Oh my gosh.

So then Candy's like, you buying ass bitch. And so now they just scream at each other, basically. And they're like, talking over each other, yelling. And Marla's like, who are you? Who are you? And Candy's like, who are you? Who are you? And Marla goes, you're nobody.

You're only known in Atlanta. I can't say like, did she say I'm only known in Atlanta? Bitch, I'm worldwide. By the way, I think also an important sort of like nuance to this whole fight, which we kind of glazed over slightly. Was the fact that Todd, based on was like, not only was he like, um, like, I know how you got here. He was like, I was working behind the scenes. You'd be like, I was on production. I know literally how you were on here. Like, I know how you were cast onto this show.

So did, was he insinuating that she paid Fadra? Um, on the show because, you know, I could imagine, like in the parking lot of the raw stress for less, you know, two cars pulling up and Marlow steps rolls down her window of one and hands out a leather bag full of money and Fager just counts it right there in the parking lot. I mean, that could have been it. I just assumed it was like Marlow was like, I'm really wealthy. You should have me on your show.

Like that's how I, that's how I interpreted it. Oh, well, they all do that. It's the half swaps. Well, maybe, I don't know. Maybe she paid off a producer. I don't know. I don't know. Now I'm intrigued. A little bit. Yeah. So, um, Candy is pissed now. And she's like, I'm world-boy! Like her voice, like glasses are breaking, okay? So, Sherea's like, everyone's like, yeah, Candy's to world wide, Candy's to world wide,

and then it gets to Sheree and Sheree He's like well, she did Broadway, but that's New York. So it's not the world Not the world yet And Kenny is like oh being flown all over the world to sprinkle baby pattern on old white man Okay, you got your first worldwide Marlow. You're known for being a worldwide. Oh And candy is still still going crazy When you listen Japan. Oh, I don't want to do all burst to my own Ear drowns, but she's saying, well, you guys were in Japan. You could put my song up on the goddamn karaoke bitch. Yeah, not just the songs I sang, but the once I wrote and Marlowe's like, what did you say in New York? Ha ha that Todd that you were going to hit it in New York

because she wasn't even known in Atlanta. Todd, wait, what? No, that's what she said, right? I think, no, I think she said, what did you say in Africa, Todd, that she was country and she's not even known in New York and Todd goes, I don't even talk to you. How did I even talk to you in Africa? You were the one throwing money around. Remember that shit. Remember that shit. Remember that shit. Then it goes to a flashback of everything

money around. And then Sonny's like, wait a minute. Did John leave? John. John. John. John just got right out of there. He's like, I'm too British for this. So then, Sanya is like, can you guys please, please be on your best behavior? And so then they're like, okay, and then Todd tells the table, anyone else to her see? And they're like all laughing and I was like, everyone else broke. Can't just like, by lonely, by lonely lady, by Janiyo, by lonely, by Janiyo. B-I-L-O-N-E-L-E-D B-I-D-I-O-N-E-D B-I-D-I-L-E-D Yeah, Candy was like half in vibrato, half for most that argument. And that was the real housewives of Atlanta.

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