Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Lip Stink Battle

Episode Date: April 17, 2018

The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrated their second reunion this week and it was a full on Lip Sink. This week's bonus is a chat about RHOP! For all of our bonus episodes and other goodies..., become a premium subscriber at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens ***Crappens Live is coming to Chicago, San Francisco, Phoenix, Irvine, DC, and Atlanta! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:40 Hello and welcome to Watcher Crappens, the podcast about all that crap we just left to talk about on HEOBROVS! I'm Ronnie Karem from The Rosepricks Bachelor Podcast, and here I am with the gorgeous and talented Ben Mandelgurve the B-side blog and the Banta Blenda Holobin! Hi Ronnie, how are you? Good, it's Monday back home after our Irvine show. What? Yeah. Or what? A road trip. A road trip. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:05 Our little road, our first ever like road trip show. That was fun. Yeah, we had so much fun. Thanks to my friend Rebecca who drove us and did merch. Yeah, she has. She has. And thank you to everybody who came out to Irvine. We were shocked that so many people were there. It was so amazing seeing so many people there. Yeah, you guys did a big push at the end. Oh, sorry everyone
Starting point is 00:02:27 That's my phone. I hate when that happens because then everyone checks their phones when they're listening but Honestly, like so so like flattered that everyone came out because Honestly, when we put the show on we're like, I don't know is Irvine like is this gonna be a place? Whatever and you guys rallied and and we sold just a whole shit ton of tickets And it was just the room was full and it was big and you guys were such a loud hilarious crowd laughing at everything Growning at the sad shit like we It was great. Yeah, it was really a fun fun And sorry to everybody who went to look at Facebook live
Starting point is 00:03:07 We have a deal now that if something messes up at the very beginning We just don't mess with it because like it's not fair to sit up there in a page show like Messing with the internet and of course I think our sound guy who was so great But when he went to move our camera he unplugged my computer and that MacBook arrow died in two seconds Okay, it just died. So sorry everybody, we tried. But we, but the good news is that Sound Guy, who is really cool, he videotaped the entire show and we put it up on YouTube. So if you want to see the show, which we really recommend you look at the YouTube video because it's just,
Starting point is 00:03:44 they're at our live shows, there's just a lot more visual stuff that happens. Like Ronnie, you had several different stand-up and dance moments. So the YouTube video, if it's in our group, WatcherCrapins live and loving it, we also have a YouTube channel. We don't post much on it,
Starting point is 00:04:02 but it's like WatcherCrapins on YouTube. So go check that out, because that's super fun. Also, we had this costume contest. And the first place winner, Anina, she made this three-dimensional t-shirt that had, it was like, she made like, hedges on our t-shirt and then had like, legs sticking out like, Luann. So we put up a picture of it on our Instagram and we said, congratulations to Anina, et cetera. And none other than Countess Luan herself liked it. So Anina just know you have been seen by the Countess. And thank you to our cookies from Mandy's baked goods. And thank you to Taco Bell for coming out and giving everybody prizes and gift cards. And I mean, it was really fun.
Starting point is 00:04:48 I wish every show was like that. It was like, it was really like a party. And it was like, we like, it was awesome. Like, then I'll see that Taco Bell really saved my life because I was very hungry. And I was like, I was like, I don't know what this is. And it's a burrito. I was like, I'm eating it right now.
Starting point is 00:05:05 It was so good. Yeah, I, um, is that fan too loud? Sorry, that's fine. I'm not talking all this taco bell. Yeah, I put Taco Bell in the back seats with the, like, the merch box and stuff. So when I was getting my stuff out of the car at like 12, 30 or whatever, I was like,
Starting point is 00:05:21 oh my god, hidden Taco Bell. It was like the, it was like the, it's like that finding that one M&M in the couch when you clean once a year, you know? So thank you, I mean, you know, sorry to compare Taco Bell to an old crusty M&M, but damn, both are delicious. Damn, if you're not just both delicious. It was a super fun show and our next two shows are in Chicago, those have sold out.
Starting point is 00:05:43 We had some people who were like, can you find some tickets for us please? Your best bet is just to look on the Facebook groups. You can look at watch or crap ins live in love and you can look at. It's all happening. There's just various different groups. But it's also like a reminder that if you were thinking
Starting point is 00:06:00 about going to a show, like get those tickets because once they're sold out, they're sold out and there's nothing that we can do, unfortunately. Yeah, get your tickets and we're about to announce two more dates, but we can't announce them yet. We have to sign the contract. Yeah, you go. I don't think we're now, actually, for a little while.
Starting point is 00:06:15 Never mind, but we know that we're going to keep going. Yeah, we're going to keep going is the point. We love doing that. So thank you, everybody. So our next show, Chicago. Then we've got San Francisco over gay pride. We can see. And Phoenix. So they're the same weekend. Phoenix is on, well, Phoenix is on Thursday and then two days later San Francisco. So buy tickets to that. Because. Go get Joe tickets. These shows are awesome and fun. And we want good, strong
Starting point is 00:06:40 representation from the locals in Phoenix and San Francisco. Oh my God, at least SUV just pulled up. Who is it? All right, lover. This lover. All right, lover. It's Croy and Kim. He just arrived at the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. Apart to. Yeah, it's the Croy Express. Kim has arrived via Croy. Now, before we even get into this, well, we're gonna get into it,
Starting point is 00:07:06 but I wanna talk about some of the social media surrounding this reunion of Atlanta. I was reading this to you last night, Ronnie in the car, but in case you forgot or in case anyone didn't see this, Kim puts up some bullshit on her Instagram. It's a photo of her and you need fighting at the reunion, and she, I'm gonna just paraphrase, I'm not gonna put up the exact quote, but the caption is like all right, nanny. This has to stop
Starting point is 00:07:29 You know what like I could sit here. I could get my lawyers on you for Things that you're saying about saying I'm a racist and saying I put like I was lying about the about the Cockroaches and saying them bad person saying that was never sick yada yada I could put the lawyers on that but I'm not going to because we're grown women and we should have risen above it And I say from this point on we will I'm never gonna engage with you ever again in social media And I want you to do the same and if you do then I'll know that you're just simply thirsty to get a spot on the next season of real Housewives of Atlanta and I'm like shut the fuck up Kim. Okay. You cannot post something on there and basically say, you did X, Y, and Z, you called me a racist, you're a whore, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:08:13 But from this point on, we are not allowed to talk to each other. And if you do, that just shows that you're desperate. It's like, no, you don't get to like throw bombs and say, okay, silent treatment. No. Yeah, the person who's been knocked out on the boxing ring floor, it doesn't get to make the rules. Okay. Yeah. Like you've already done the boxing match and you lost. So and you lost really big because this is also the week. Somebody least leaked one of her texts to her producers. And she's like, I can't even do with that black bitch. And so now everyone's like, oh, you don't see color.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah. I'll try to ask him trashy ask him. do with that black bitch. And so now everyone's like, oh, you don't see color? Yeah. I'll try to ask Kim. Trashy, ask Kim. Cot. Yeah, no. And don't talk about that. Nini is thirsty to come back when you're the one who's
Starting point is 00:08:53 making the guest appearances on Real Housewives of Atlanta. OK. And by the way, say what you will about Nini or anyone else, I am not mad if someone on this show is doing something to earn a spot on the show. That's what we want. We want people to be active. Yeah, it's called Maritocracy, okay. Thank you. What's that? Maritocracy. I like to marry highway and Connecticut. I'm from Connecticut. Marits. I used to smoke those when I was a kid. Marit I love staying at the merit.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Listen merit courtyard. I like that's fancy. It's got a courtyard. What is the Marriott courtyard you had to actually like make an effort to get in there. They're like, okay, here's some things to jump over. Here's some hoops to jump through. I'm a reward member at the merit courtyard. Yeah, I got exclusive. I get the presidential suite at the merit courtyard. Holy merit, Jesus. You ever say that the JW merit stands for just waiting for the merit to be open.
Starting point is 00:09:56 Oh my God. So we get the open with Kim coming out of her stupid SUV. And she's like, thanks, lover. And he's like, wow, you're acting so angelic today. Which is funny, because really all she was was like slightly nice to him, which leads me to believe that I'm right. And that she's just abusive to Kroy and just like hits him on the head with things. Like I imagine Kroy walking by and her being like,
Starting point is 00:10:19 hey, stupid, just throwing a clean ox, clean Xbox at his head, you know? She probably throws a clean Xbox. You know, you know, she probably throws a clean ox box You know she doesn't cry she she totally buys off brand Kleenex Clean ox like take this clumps Cry the thing with Kroy is that he's so magic spelly like he's so someone Who was put under a spell to love the evil witch, right? Like we've seen this in so many Disney movies. You know when that happens?
Starting point is 00:10:47 And he just like, he's under a spell. It's like in Little Mermaid. I know we make a lot of Little Mermaid references, but this one I feel like is really important. It's like when Ursula turns into that brunette for like a second in the movie, and then the prince falls in love with her and then goes on to the boat and is going to get married to her.
Starting point is 00:11:05 You know, that's what's happening with Kroy. Like, Kroy is so under a magic spell, who did that to him? Well, I think as any girl in junior high knows, the first person who teaches you how to do your makeup right, you'll never with it. Maybe I got fake lips, fake chin, fake cheek implants, fake eyes. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's moblin. Moblin. Moblin. I don't know about that night, but I'm mobile. The door opens and they're walking in and they're playing
Starting point is 00:11:46 like Tara music. It's as many spike as this horror music and it's just can't walk with this solo cup. Yeah. It's like. Kim is a latte. She just foamy and white.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I was born like this. What if the latte was like, I was just born like this. So that's the kind of place we're in today, by the way. Yeah. No, now in minute. Now we know. But I was like, Roddy, maybe this will be a short one because I didn't take too many notes.
Starting point is 00:12:27 And here we are, like, Kim's a latte. Makes sense. She always needs her own cup. A boom. Lotte, latte is slam. So there's like terror music going on. And she's like, well, I guess it's okay. You drove me today because today's a different day.
Starting point is 00:12:42 I wonder if the girls are going to make fun of me today for you driving me today. Oh, the bug day. I wonder if the girls are gonna make fun of me today for you drive me today Bug girl. Yes, probably yes So stupid so then inside there's still fighting and Cynthia is doing that like I'm mad suddenly, but I don't know why Thing that we ended with last time and she's telling Sire Child if you're gonna be the bone collector child you need to be the bone collector which you know shut up Cynthia and Syracuse You don't tell me my top description Meanwhile Shreys quietly updating her LinkedIn like
Starting point is 00:13:16 She's like skills being the bone collector. Yes people who are vatch for me Cynthia people who have asked me Cynthia. Meanwhile, we have Eva, Eva's hanging around, uh, and she's lying on the couch backstage, just dying. Well, because she's, she's basically in labor. We don't really have this until a little bit later, but she's having contractions every 10 minutes. So she's just like, oh my god. Now that's someone who is eager to be on a show. She's giving birth and she's still like, no, I'm showing up for the reunion. I'm getting my face on this show. Yeah, and she's still boring. She's still boring even giving birth.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I like that she gave birth the other day and her guy, he's not her husband right there and get married. No shade, by the way, I just don't know. But he's like, I would like to thank the city of Atlanta for this beautiful baby who's only planning on being on this earth to lower taxes, go door to door and help old people and You know make sure that sprinklers are only on during certain times today so we can avoid the drought. I'm like Jesus
Starting point is 00:14:13 Kind of baby announcement is this I totally missed that. I didn't see it. You know about him We should also also point out that Eva's obstetrician is Dr. Jackie Curtis is like can we please spend some time together? She's like I am helping a friend at the reunion I am delivering America's next top baby So yeah, Evie calls Jackie and she's like, I don't want a reunion baby. So then we get more horror music and Kim's like, Cruey, run honey, run!
Starting point is 00:14:55 Where the fuck is she right? Kim is so helpless in life. She really is another thing that she put up on her Instagram. This is the last Instagram thing I'll say about Kim. She put up a photo of Priel, you know, Priel looking like, I don't know what it like a like a jackal And then you collect candy and you like a water balloon about to be thrown off ability Like something from the nature channel. So that's not even a real thing. But, not anymore. Like the nature channel canceled its damn self. It's like,
Starting point is 00:15:29 forget it. I'm not even going to try anymore. Nature channel is like going to do a whole special on Komodo drag. Because then they realize all their footage was a brieel. They're like, oh, well, let's just cancel ourselves. So, um, no, it's brieel just sitting there. Um, And Kim is like, hey, sweet P, time to fly home to Mama. We miss you here. We need you back. And it's like code, code, no, cello. And basically, it was that Briel went to Coachella.
Starting point is 00:15:58 And Kim is like, I miss you, honey. I need you to come home. And I was like, hey, this does not have to be on a public forum. B, this is just an excuse for you to come home. And I was like, hey, this does not have to be on a public forum, be, this is just an excuse for you to put up a photo of Brielle. And see, you're so codependent. I mean, you're making Yolanda look like
Starting point is 00:16:12 the most independent lady we've ever seen. You're beyond codependent right now. And this, I'm poor Brielle. You know, Brielle is just a product of her mom's neuroses. You know, as much as we sit here and make fun of her face and what she's done
Starting point is 00:16:25 to herself and how vapid she is and how clueless she is and how she has really no, like, exciting future, it's all because of her mom and that's actually very sad. Well, hey, you know, I'm someone who's a huge fan of blaming my mom for everything, so I'm all for it. I just wish my mom was more into, like, good hair and, like, fluffed up lips. Who knows where I'd be by now? Yeah. You could be somewhere very exciting. Abuse me harder, mother. So Andy is asking Marlow. He's like, so Marlow, remember when you tried to talk to Portia, how can you chase her down as BAPS? Yeah, and Portia goes,
Starting point is 00:16:59 I've been to the gym and she can't keep up. And Marlow's like, it doesn't look like you've been to the gym. Now Andy, that whole fight was justla's like, it doesn't look like you've been to the gym. Now Andy, that whole fight was just about us both being petty. Like you just said that she can't, she doesn't look like she's been to the gym. Come on Marla. Exactly. And so they're talking about this fight, et cetera. And at one point, Andy's, Andy's reference is how how poor Shope took out her fan and during the this is the the greeting the greeting mat fight welcome mat and and he's like well, so why was it okay for you Porsche to stick something in Marlos face When it was the same thing that Kenya did to you and cause that whole beef, you know back and see what your whatever season that was and Porsche just goes
Starting point is 00:17:44 Oh, I don't know whole beef, you know, back and see what your whatever season that was. And Portia just goes, Oh, I don't know. Just some founders. What's the difference? And she goes, well, this time I ran away, which, you know, was actually very good, you know, but also she's doing exactly what Kenya did, which is bring a prop put it in someone's face, and then when they react, it's a serifal for being abusive. You know, you can say a lot about Portia, but at least she learns. Yeah, exactly. And finally eventually she just brushes off. She just doesn't, even though, yes, she's being a total hypocrite, she does the best thing, which is say, okay, I don't care. She's like, it's similar and I could care less. So what? She smashed it. I, you know, like, she's like it's similar and I could care less so what she's not shit. I you know like She's like I'm I couldn't care less, okay, and she's like you're right
Starting point is 00:18:30 I changed and so then the next question is to Marla and he's like Marla Why is it okay for you to come for people with a criminal background and she's like we all have a past okay You know and can he goes? I've never slid anybody in their face and then they all start laughing You got a lot of this show there it this shows just like well, I never slid anybody's face It's just like lighthearted laughter. I know I thought Kenya was being so funny this episode Because then again Marlowe's like no well what happened was I was on house arrest and I was young and I thought I could just you know Rule the world so I'd leave the house and be like I hate her like Kenya see me at the club. She's at the club So all my councils were violations. They were violations. They can just like where those violations part of slitting someone's face
Starting point is 00:19:16 And she's like yeah, why was on house arrest because of violations and there's people like Kenya who would see you leave the house and be like So basically Kenya's fault. Yeah. So then let's see. Question, Portia, was it something, seeing things that love in light party or something? Yeah, there's just something about Cynthia and Portia. Oh, because Nini was nice to Portia or whatever, which I'm not falling for. So I don't need to sit here through Portia's fake tears.
Starting point is 00:19:44 But I do give her credit for trying to have some, you know. Yeah. So he's like, when Mimi said to say, sorry to everybody, why didn't you do it? And she's like, well, there was two things going on. I said things and the girl came after me. And it's a self-repoled because then it keeps going on to other stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:02 And Cynthia's like, it was not a civil bullet child. It's like Cynthia, why are you even arguing? Be quiet. Especially when she's like, people would say, would you pass the silverware? Oh, you said candy's the rapist. Oh, you're going to the bathroom? Oh, you said candy was the racist.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Which is so true. Everything she did, people were like, maybe in that time you call candy a rapist. Wait, wait. It is kind of true, Everything she did, people were like, maybe in that time you call Candy and Waste, wait. Wait, wait. It is kind of true, but she did do it. So she has to face the music. So sorry.
Starting point is 00:20:32 And then she goes, Potato tomato. Yeah, because she's starting up with, she and Cynthia have, I sort of got lost in this a little bit, but she and Cynthia are talking about, like Porisha says that she approached Cynthia in San Francisco about something and she's like,
Starting point is 00:20:46 ah, I pushed you and she goes, tomato, tomato. And then Cynthia goes, well, ciao, potato potato. And she's like, ha, ha. She got, she's like, whoa, she had like a Keanu Reeves Matrix moment. Whoa, it goes beyond tomato tomato.
Starting point is 00:21:01 There's a whole world beyond tomato tomato. Well, she said she took the tomato. She looked at it and Cynthia was like, it's tomato tomato. There's a whole world beyond tomato tomato. Well, she said tomato tomato. And Cynthia was like, it's tomato tomato. And she's like, oh, baby, Jason, baby, Jason. Wait, wait, wait, she said tomato patato. Is that what? She said patato tomato.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Oh, she did? Cynthia said is tomato tomato. I thought Cynthia said potato patato. This entire discussion that we're having is truly potato patato. Yeah, we're having a truly potato potato. We're either way, we're having a total portion of moment right now. Either way, watching her,
Starting point is 00:21:29 like her eyes glaze over for a moment and as she saw the matrix, the numbers coming down and the spelling out potato potato. She was like, you know, she was suddenly killing agent number one, whatever's in slow learning potato potato potato Hoting on
Starting point is 00:21:51 Next is we'll see you apologize Pardon me. We'll see you apologize to candy again, and can't it's like candy will you ever have a change of heart? And she's like now And she's like, now. It's the second apology. Candie's getting so sick of it. She's just like, say, now, Raleigh even asked me this question the other day. And I'm just like, once again, I never, see, never, but she's done. Bye. And she does, no, I was and it, and she didn't even check with me.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And so that's when force is like, okay. You do force a voice, my voice is like, I can't, I say something to her. And Cynthia goes, hello, Georgia, yeah. It ain't gonna be long. And Kitty goes, can we get cocktails? And Mimi says, girls, you pregnant, ain't you?
Starting point is 00:22:42 I wish I had that old exchange cracked me up. So force is like, candy, girl, you pregnant, ain't you? That old exchange cracked me up. So, it's just like, candy, I hear you. I apologize. Plain is a tomato eating a potato. I would like to be done. And candy's like me too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:02 And candy basically says something very sensible. She's like, let's end this here. So it doesn't flare up again. So this way, we don't talk about, let's pledge, not talk about it again. So that way, like next season, you start talking about it and start coming back again. And then we come back to this place, let's stop. And so, Portia's like,
Starting point is 00:23:17 do that shake on it. And so Candy's like, okay. And so he's like, Chad, how about Hulk on it? And Candy's like, shake on it. Baby steps. Baby steps. Not gonna hug, not gonna.
Starting point is 00:23:29 And by the way, obviously Porsche is gonna bring it up again next year and it's gonna fall. I'll come back. One of the other girls will bring it up the first day they see you something. Oh my God, it's so much to see you two hugging even after you accused Candy. Candy says, it's been of almost raping you.
Starting point is 00:23:43 Remember that? Yeah, that was fun. welcome to the hula hoop party or whatever old other bullshit they open with so porcia yeah so that's done so then Kim comes in and she hugs Saray in the dressing room and she does her like white trash Lisa anything where she's like well you look gorgeous. Look at you. You sure look gorgeous. Wow. Wow. Meanwhile, Shrez dressed like a scarlet men and night. I mean, she's just like, like every, she's just fully covered. You know, I'm assuming that's what men and
Starting point is 00:24:15 night stress like I'm being ignorant. A scarlet. You know, you know, I mean, it's interesting. The Shrez having a conversation with some friends over the weekend about Shereya. And she has been pretty subdued this season, and she's been dressing in her joggers, her September spring summer joggers. But like they said last week in sweats, and here she's fully covered up. And I'm not saying that she has to be uncovered
Starting point is 00:24:42 or has to show cleavage or whatever, to be like happy, et cetera. I'm not saying that she has to be uncovered or has to show cleavage or whatever to be happy, et cetera, I'm not saying that at all. But I do feel like she has kind of receded somehow a little bit. And I almost feel like when everything came out with Bob, I feel like she was holding that, I almost feel like that thing, that secret
Starting point is 00:25:02 that she had been holding on to for all these years. When it came out, it kind of like, somehow like crushed her a little bit, not crushed her it. It sort of took out some of her, like a little bit of her spark. And I'm saying this not in any shady way or to be funny. It's, I think that somehow she had an idea of who she was. She had an image of who she was. And when that came out, it kind of shattered it a little bit.
Starting point is 00:25:27 And I feel like the shire that we've seen this year is someone really kind of subtly spiraling from all of that. And she's all of a sudden dating this guy in jail, which I think most people would feel like, you know, that's a relationship, that's not really gonna go anywhere. And that's like a very safe place to retreat to after you've gone through something dramatic. Do you get that vibe at all?
Starting point is 00:25:50 I mean, I don't know that I don't look that deeply into it. I mean, she is selling joggers. So some of me just think she wants, you know, like, readable, comfortable clothes or just print right at some cell later. No, I don't know. But Saray is definitely keeping the fights going with everybody but herself. So she goes back and she's reminding,
Starting point is 00:26:10 she's reminding Kim what to concentrate on. Kim's like, you look gorgeous and she's like, well, they're all pissed off. They want to hold you accountable. And Kory goes, accountable for what? It's like Kory, listen, Jesus Christ. Oh my dear own man. Okay. Where are you about your eyelashes, Croyd?
Starting point is 00:26:30 That shady-ass voice. You just gave Croyd that shady voice. So he talks like that. He's wearing a full face of makeup and he's like, Her, I can't believe what does she do. Oh my god. Croyd. So now it's time to go back onto the set.
Starting point is 00:26:45 And I love this like very brief montage of the ladies walking with their gowns and all their gay lackeys holding up the trains. Again, it was very Disney. It was very, very Disney like all the ladies going to the ball. And Kim's like a floating bouncy face and she's carrying her phone and a silo cup and what else?
Starting point is 00:27:04 So low cup.? Solo cup. Her solo cup. I know, I don't know why, I won't learn. It's in my head now. I'm gonna correct you every single time. Please do because hopefully it'll train me. I even wrote down solo cup in my notes and I still say silo. I don't know.
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Starting point is 00:28:23 You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or Wondery app. So now, um, so now we're back out on set and it's the time for the Nini segment, time to talk about Nini. And we see just a whole montage of Nini's season and Andy wants to dive in about the Oakland situation. He's like How did you get to a place where you wished rape on someone? Like I didn't wish rape on someone. I only hoped rape on someone One minute she's having a seafood party and the next minute rape. I was like, God, didn't even arrive that one. Andy come on
Starting point is 00:29:03 Andy didn't ask the most important question of all, which is, why did you name your party? The gays and girls never forget white party seafood suoray. With fish or whatever. And then it was funny how I entered this because he was passing Cynthia and he's like, Oh, God, they're Cynthia Bailey, the only one ever on time. And she's like leaf blowing stuff off the stage. He's like, thank you, Andy. Thank you for noticing cross She's like building a IKEA Poin chair. Yeah, he's like so
Starting point is 00:29:33 Neenie had one of the worst years of her existence and then it closes up on my calf make it strippers at her party It's like to show is a hilarious And so Andy of course is trying to tear everyone apart. He's like this show is hilarious. And so Andy, of course, is trying to tear everyone apart. He's like, so Neenie, do you think that candy should have fought harder for you to stand the tour? And Neenie doesn't fall for it at all. And she's like, no, she's a businesswoman, just like I am, because Neenie has finally come to respect the fact that candy is like the most powerful person on this show. Yeah, candy will rip your ass right down. When he said, let's talk right, how did it escalate to the point
Starting point is 00:30:07 to where you were wishing rape on someone? And then he goes, I did not wish rape. Like there she goes with her words. He's like turning her into the genie from Aladdin. She's like, you know, there's just, you know, I was making jokes and it was a very Uber heavy audience. I thought it would be more of a lift representation. And so just my Uber rape jokes just did not, they just did not play well with us.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah, what can I say? Uber, you know, Uber controls San Francisco and that's that. And Andy's like, you know, it's funny that after all these years, you and Candy seem to have developed a genuine friendship. And Candy's like, we made a contract not to go after each other
Starting point is 00:30:45 okay yeah and that's about as real of a friendship as you're gonna get on one of these shows and that I say hats off yeah yeah I do say hats off it's kind of it was kind of funny because when she said we made a pact to not shade each other that was kind of like a breaking of the fourth wall moment I mean the whole reunion is but it was was basically we're saying, okay, before the season started, we chart out our plan for the season, you know, which is, it's kind of funny that they kept that in there. Yeah, so Housewives, and you have to do that, you know, it makes me crazy when people break that rule and turn on each other. It makes me crazy. So even though it's a Neenie, I'm glad you guys stay true. Yeah, so Andy is like, since he's not getting anything
Starting point is 00:31:21 out of Neenie and Candy, he just goes back to the same old punching bag Marlow and he's like He's like hey Ken yeah, are you surprised that Nenian Marlow are still friends and Ken is like from what I've heard Yes implying that ridiculous pizza man black black man situation. Yes, and then Marloka's okay, you know, you know, you think you're so great because you speak well Which is the biggest diss ever and Ken's like I'm impervious to you It's like okay now you're just fucking with Well that mean you're not perverted like me now impervious never mind Marlowe Well it hurts when you say I'm a poor and I'm a poor or I mean where's the receipts?
Starting point is 00:32:00 Where's the receipts? I was like for being poor. I don't think you have receipts She well, she knows you said she said she, um, she, no matter what you say, I hear, I thought Marla was saying at the end of the day, she still has some sort of respect for Kenya because she winds up in that way. She's like, you know what, no matter all the stuff that we talk back and forth, no matter what we say, and I thought she was going to say, I still have a love for you or something like that. But she's like, it really hurts me deeply. When you call me a prostitute or? I was like, you did not just deal to Reese's line.
Starting point is 00:32:29 You just did that. You called yourself a prostitute or? Well, you know, Bravo brought it into existence. Did you know, don't from the Simpsons is now the dictionary? That's just how English works. Okay. So if you say it's on TV. It's like real English.
Starting point is 00:32:45 So Kenya was like, well, for you two years, you said I was a prostitute and Portia goes, I said that. Yeah. And Andy makes fun of her and he goes, I said that and then Portia goes, yeah, but that was true. Yeah. So then they're like, Andy's like, so Marla, what are your businesses? And she's like, well, I dated a billionaire.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Um, I invested money at, he's like, but what are your businesses? She goes, um, simply Marlow, LLC. And then she goes, she goes to Kenya. Wanna Google that on your next break? And Keny goes, yeah, when I'm looking for porn. Like that is not fast shit. So fat like, I like, let's make a truth.
Starting point is 00:33:30 Three seasons 11 and 20. You guys won't refer to each other as prostitutes unless you're actually prostitutes. And for us to think, yeah, but she was. It was so funny. And they showed that clip of, oh no, that was later on when they showed Porosha's clip. And when she said that Peter was paying his waitresses in penis, he's like, look at their tipjacks,
Starting point is 00:33:52 it's full of penis or their paychecks. I feel like Porosha is actually a little, a little undervalued as a housewife. I feel like everyone, when people look at the major housewives, they look to Nini, they look to Kenya, they look to Candy. To some extent, they may even look to Kim Zolciak, but I feel like Porsche is actually, you know, she kind of brings it in a major way every season, and I think she's a little undervalued. Yeah, they definitely showcase it to three unions.
Starting point is 00:34:22 Yeah, I mean, it's just... But ascare has been how he's paying his waitresses. Penises. Yeah. She's really great. So let's see. Um, okay.
Starting point is 00:34:33 So we, we're going to commercial and we're still talking about prostitution. And portion is like, yeah, Ken, but you were with that one, I'd African. Yeah. Because you admitted to new him. And Kenya's like, you see, this is why you always get in trouble for repeating stupid things. You're like, you knew him. She's like, I don't know one-eyed African. She's like, first of all, he had two eyes and second of all, I wasn't dating him.
Starting point is 00:34:58 That was so funny that year where there were both dating African billionaires, accusing each other of being horrors, but they were also driving new families. So it's like you're both right? I feel like Kenya has really come up in the world because there are first season, she was trying to con us with a fake relationship with a tow truck driver. And now she's like moved up, she's like,
Starting point is 00:35:17 you know what, I mean, it's now a restaurant tour. I was like, good job, Ken, that's what we need. That's what we need, move up. Like don't, if you're gonna have a fake relationship, don't be with a tow truck driver, you know, yeah, wasn't he a garbage man or something? No, he had a toy company, Walter. Okay. So now, Ava's coming out and there's dramatic music. Eva and I bought it. Um, yeah, she comes out, she's engaged And Andy's like, so was your fiance concerned about you joining Real Housewives of Atlanta while he's running for the Mayor of Atlanta?
Starting point is 00:35:52 And I kind of was like, no, of course he wasn't concerned because he knew he had no shot. Yeah, and also he needs a publicity that's so a mayor of Atlanta, you know? Yeah, yeah, she's like, he supports me in what I do. I'm like, yeah, I don't think anyone who's a serious candidate is going to be happy with their wife joins a show on Bravo. And he supports what I do. And he's confident in which way I hold myself. I was like, you're about to have a birth on a reunion stage. I wonder how well he did. I'm going to look it up right now. Eva's fiance mayor. What was his name? See, that's the thing. Michael Sterling, I want to see how he did. Michael Sterling, Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:36:34 mayor race, mayor old race. He dropped out. He dropped out. Let's see. He dropped, okay, I'll find the, yeah, I'm finding an article. This is in October 24th. He dropped out, which was a while ago, obviously. So he- I wonder what that means. That just means he wasn't doing well. I don't think there's any scandal behind it. I mean, a lot of candidates drop out when there's like, just no future for them.
Starting point is 00:37:03 Oh, darn it. I was hoping there was something terrible to happen. I watch Housewives. Give me more than that. Yeah, you said, my message just hasn't resonated the way I thought it would. So I want to put my support behind somebody who still shares the values, who's still going to address the challenges that Atlanta faces. And that's Council President Mitchell. Oh, good. So now let's talk about Dick Rhymes. Yeah. Let's do it. So what was cut out of 50 synth is trip is all these wraps that Candy wrote for how badly everybody wants to. Yeah, there's a big thing on the internet. But here's the thing, this is this is a prime example of Bravo stretching a reunion way too long because this I kind of get the thing, this is a prime example of Bravo stretching a reunion way too long
Starting point is 00:37:47 because this, I kind of get the feeling like this a reunion could have been probably two episodes, not three, or maybe like one super sized and then one normal because in case I really want to get into the details of how long these episodes should be. Because this, first of of all this montage of Kenya doing her I did it for the D stuff went on a long time and I'm like is this really you're showing like secrets revealed content on the reunion right now this is this is not this is not premium reunion content I'm sorry yeah so let's fast forward through it well although the one thing I'm going to say is that candy then when they come out of that montage, candy does one for Andy, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:38:26 Oh my God, that is so, oh my God, I'm so surprised that you did that even though it's in the rundown for the episode, oh my God, what, oh my God, that's so funny, what? Oh my God, okay, relax Andy. Yeah, he was very excited in this reunion. Yeah, so the Cynthia and Will segment. Okay, so Cynthia and Will, so Eva's like, well, I'm sorry, but that's just what I heard and I wasn't really
Starting point is 00:38:54 coming for him. I just, I met him and he said he had a girlfriend. What do you want me to say? And then Cynthia's like, well, I can't that that girl was not his girlfriend at that time. And Andy's like, OK, so when was the 50th birthday party? And she's like, which one? And he's like, the one we filmed. And she's like, which one? He's like, the one that he became to. He's like, June.
Starting point is 00:39:21 And he's like, and when did you meet Will? And he just goes, June. And then just flutters her eyes. Like, 60 flutters per second, like very fast. Like, I am going to blow you away. And I think it's like, huh. Yeah. The thing that the thing that bothered me and the segment was that Andy first goes,
Starting point is 00:39:41 so are you and Will together? Or did you guys actually date? She's like, yeah, we actually saw each other off screen and he goes, did you guys sleep together? I'm like, I don't know why I just like, oh God, I'm just really, I know we, a lot of people were probably thinking that, but I also feel like, doesn't really need to be asked.
Starting point is 00:39:59 It just felt, I just feel like questions like that make me uncomfortable in terms of like that, that Andy is kind of their boss and asking a question And you could see that Cynthia was was Uncomfortable with that. I just think it's not cool Well also, I think he was asking because it's like it's obviously her hired boyfriend You know, so of course they embone in they never even had sex. All she does is take him to the airport Like no one's buying this, but no one bought it with Kenya either, you know, it's a copy copy about a person well but it's also like I think he you know he's asking I
Starting point is 00:40:29 think he's asking like like gal to gal right like there's like a little bit of like hey let we're just gabbying like so did you like sleep with him which I get but he's doing it on camera and it's like it's like it's it's what's annoying is that he's saying like hey like you know friend to friend did you guys sleep but you're not really friend to friend it's like, it's like, it's, what's annoying is that he's saying like, hey, like, you know, friend to friend, did you guys sleep? But you're not really friend to friend. It's like boss to employee and you're being sneaky trying to elicit this personal information out on TV. Yeah, but to be fair, it's part of the job. Yeah, that's how I guess that.
Starting point is 00:40:59 I don't know, like over at the factory, you know, like, did you get laid, honey? Yeah, but it's still, I still think it's weird because you could see how uncomfortable she was. And I just, uh, it just it rubbed me the wrong way. I'm saying is it rubbed me the wrong way. Well, it's more than will rubbed her. I would like to share it more than will. And then he kept on coming back to it again. It just, I don't know, you know, I just thought it was a rubbed me the wrong way.
Starting point is 00:41:21 That's all I'm gonna say. I can only speak to my experience. Okay. I can only speak my truth okay yeah sorry he's like I've warned that lot girl okay be quiet so let's see texting okay yeah so Cynthia's like well off camera you know was a good guy and blah blah blah and we have a history me and Portia you know and we have a history of me in Portia, you know, and we have a history with her saying things about my ex-trapped. And then that's one that's like,
Starting point is 00:41:50 you better take the chip, one of that. Shipped the jaw. Shipped the chip, John, it's full of penises. Or whatever. And then she goes, well, Portia goes, I apologize, I sent a text. And she goes, yes, we texted.
Starting point is 00:42:06 She goes, he didn't text back. And she's like, I thought I did. Shut up. Shut up, Portia. Very important stuff. That's being covered on this reunion. So, but then the thing is that Portia is having an issue with Cynthia because she feels like, even though they've
Starting point is 00:42:23 had their moments, AKA a boat ride, where she got kicked. You know, they've been doing really well and their friendship has been growing and she was really taken aback by the fact that Cynthia in Barcelona said that she didn't know Borsha very well. I was just getting to know her. So Cynthia's like, child, child. I mean, I don't know Andy very well. I don't know him very well.
Starting point is 00:42:44 And Andy's like, me? What? I'm like, listen, you guys see each other two times a year. Yeah, he's like that hurt my feelings. But since he is like that, she's your best friend until there's someone better around. Yeah, she's a great person to know you. And she's classic.
Starting point is 00:42:58 Right. She's a fake ass. She is. I don't know if she's a fake ass, but she does do that. She does seem to do that a lot. She does seem to hop from I guess that is fake to go. Yeah, one season that X. She's like, we're best friends.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Neenie's back by apparently no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she really she that was she was nasty. Or when she did it to Kenya because she was buddy buddy with Kenya. And then Neenie showed up for one day and was like, well, you know, can you and I are just starting to become friends and can you? It was like, um, hello. So then, you know, we're trying I are just starting to become friends and can you I was like, um, hello. So then, you know, we're trying to keep this interesting with Cynthia, which is virtually impossible. And Andy's like, are you dating anyone?
Starting point is 00:43:32 No? And she's like, well, I'm dating one person that I like dating more than anyone else I'm paying. So can you saw my face time? I'm like, oh, God, it's like getting the most getting the biggest liar to be your witness, you know? I'm like, Cynthia, it, it's like getting the most getting the biggest liar to be your witness, you know? I'm like, Cynthia doesn't count as dating if you're asking the guy at IKEA for help to find your your box in the warehouse. It's the little gray head when someone doesn't have a video camera on. It's so it's so specific and hilarious. Chad, I'm face-time and with the great headman again.
Starting point is 00:44:07 It's got like, what's that? Peter Hi, Peter. Peter's mic on. So, yeah, so now, now let's talk about Eva and, um, and lesbian rumors, uh, because, oh, I guess I'll talk about the and lesbian rumors. Because, oh, I guess I'll talk about the will thing. Like the question was something like, Hey, Eva, why was it okay for you to spread rumors about Will, but then you were so mad at Shemilla
Starting point is 00:44:34 for spreading rumors about you and Eva's like, Well, what happened with Will, was in a rumor. I saw that, I actually saw it with my eyes, but with Shemilla, she was just saying something and she was, oh, actually no, that was a different part. The questionya, she was just saying something and she was oh actually No, that was a different part the question was have you ever done girl on girl? It's pretty much the same question Actually, well, she's like what yeah, no, it's the same cuz he's like why are you mad at Shamiya? He's like why are you mad at Shamiya? And she's like because you can't just go accusing superstars like that of things and Kenya's like
Starting point is 00:45:00 Oh, please we've all been in blogs. I'm like, I love that Kenya compares herself to being in blogs to being Missy Elliott. It's Elliott. Yeah, exactly. So anyway, so Eva basically is like, you know, I'm not gonna talk about it because it's Missy Elliott and she's super famous. Yeah. So now the moment we've been waiting
Starting point is 00:45:22 literally all of our union long for it, they may have seen like she's gonna be coming out in the beginning of this episode and that they teased us all hour long. Finally Kim Zolseyak comes out on stage and as she's walking on stage, Kroy is like, she's hot, right? She's hot. We're getting married on the boat next. Like you're all right. Poor Kroy. I didn't have like a ton of respect for Kroy in the beginning just because I didn't know him, but really he's like the he makes me kind of brushed out to see him
Starting point is 00:45:50 out. So just sit down Kroy. Okay, please. I know. I know. Well, actually, I will say I am going to be fascinated to see how their relationship, how it progresses now that his his football career seems to be winding down, because now the money is really going to dry up. And even though, yes, Tarty for the party, somehow got renewed, there's not much more life. I cannot imagine there's much more life in that show. So well, Kim will just start hoaring him out.
Starting point is 00:46:20 She's already paid her rounds. She'll just maybe she's just keeping him pretty to be like some bottom bitch that she can rent out. You know, she's already paid her rounds. She'll just maybe she's just keeping him pretty to be like some bottom bitch she can rent out. Well, next up, once, once Tarty for the party is over, next you go on to the, onto the, onto the reality show tour, like the lesser reality show tour, you know, where you wind up doing some TLC show about couples therapy or you want to be one or then you wind up on we TV. That's, that's, that's the end of the line when you wind up on we TV. You TV. They've still got time. Yeah, they still got some time. So Andy introduces her like, she asked, she believed and she received its Kim Zolce Admirmin or whatever and she comes out with her silo cup and chords going so right, so look up and Portia goes, should we be clapping?
Starting point is 00:47:04 going so right so look up and Porti guess should we be clapping? Cause the way he introduced her is like and here's Kim. Should we be clapping? Well, because Kim, yeah, yeah, exactly. Cause he gives her such a wind up and Kim walks on doesn't look at anyone. They're all glaring at her. They just all hate her. She doesn't look at anyone. She's acting like she is the main event.
Starting point is 00:47:22 She is the star. I mean, in a way, she is the main event. But she's acting like she is a main event she is the star I mean in a way she is the main event but she's acting like She is a superstar who's accomplished something in life and she sits down only addresses Andy She's got her cup. This is like her gimmick which you know no one really no one really I hate when people give themselves their own gimmicks That's just doesn't work And then she's like well, I got it. I got to change out my shoes here and get into my slippers She just came from your dressing room
Starting point is 00:47:47 Yeah, I think you just put your slippers on there. She's a waste Yeah, well she's trying it like it's still like she's trying to do some sort of relatability stick like oh, yeah, you know I'm just like you you know I hate these tall shoes. I'm just a regular gal just a regular gal who looks like I got those Halloween lips on my face just a regular gal, just a regular gal who looks like I got those Halloween lips on my face. Regular camp. And then Andy's like, uh, it's Kroy and the parking lot with the engine running, which is hilarious, but you can see, you know, Kroy waving its arms like, I'm still here, honey. I love you. He's like,
Starting point is 00:48:18 she's like, no, he is not in the parking lot with the engine running. He is in the parking lot with the engine off, because we care about this earth. Unlike some people, Neenie, Neenie is like, what? So Andy goes, wow Kim, you look younger today than you did 10 years ago, which was very hilariously shady. And she's like, yes, the makeup. I'm like, the makeup. So he didn't want quit with her.
Starting point is 00:48:41 I think he's just decided fuck her. I'm not on her side. So he's like, yes. Well, your lips are considerably bigger. What's your end game on those lips? She's like, oh, oh, oh, it depends on how I feel. Oh, at the moment, which is the opposite of an end game. But the other thing is now, you know, me, I'm always there to, to, to, to ding Andy for making inappropriate questions about women's their their body parts, but I give them a pass on this one It's the question we've all been wanting to know and
Starting point is 00:49:10 I should do it to herself. So and he's just immediately attacking her over and over again, which is hilarious So he's like let's talk about elephants in the room and they're like I finally get the table It's got elephants on it. It's like congratulations for sure Get the table. It's got everything on it. It's like congratulations for sure. You did it. Yeah, finally we get an Embella moment. I'm sad the Embella was not actually at the reunion because I could have just sat there and watched her shake her finger at all these women for like 30 minutes straight. I forgot how funny that episode was and told me it was funny. Embella is like, if I was to present you with the bath, could I clean you? And Kim's like, she makes that lid face.
Starting point is 00:49:45 And she goes, you can't talk to me, cause I am a horror power. And Kim clarifies you, I just met I'm on a different frequency from her for sure. Like you don't even know what frequency means. And then the employee, and the employee just got pissed off and walked away. She's like, I can't put them.
Starting point is 00:50:03 So the employee is just like, she is a recent graduate of like SUNY purchases acting program and she is hired for this gig and she's like, you know what? Fuck this. I'm going back to Shakespeare. SUNY purchase. So, um, Nini is like the goal was to move forward because up till then it was just about Nini and Portia, Nini and Portia, but there were other issues. In other words, you were deflecting. Yeah. You just asked because the deflecting elephant party. You wanted everyone to be dragged into the mix. Was that before after talking about how when Kim walks into the room, she just ruins the vibe and then Andy I think asks Kenya,
Starting point is 00:50:42 like did she do that now? When she walked in, and Kenan's like, yeah, when she walked in, I was looking up and looking for clouds. I mean, Shreya didn't have her storm wig, so it couldn't have been her. Shreya goes, what? She has stormed from the movies. And she's like, oh, trademark, no, talking.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Yeah, Shreya's like, oh, I concede. Shreya's like to storm John to storm John You got some you're like son you're like son. I don't got a Johnny. Storm cut. I'll try X. I was my ex-man So came it's like can you scary and Porsche's like Somebody you got sometime you got a reach out and touch somebody girl and then Andy's like Why did you tell Cynthia to shut up and be quiet and just stay pretty? And Kim's like, what? I said she was pretty, okay? What's wrong with that?
Starting point is 00:51:29 Stupid Kim. She's really the worst. Yeah. She used to be like, so terrible that she was fun, but she's just terrible now. And then he's like, yeah, but you said she's just pretty and she'd be nowhere without being pretty. And she goes, when did I say that? And then they show, they show,
Starting point is 00:51:45 Saray and Kim on some internet talk show. And Kim's like, well, thank God she's pretty. And Shrey says, what's it? She goes, she wouldn't be anywhere without it. And then she's like, oh, yeah. Kim's like, I never said that. I was just complimenting her.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah, I'm talking about it. Someone's pretty. Yeah. So yeah, and then on top of that, Kim starts saying that, she's like, no, I mean, the truth is that she has no backbone, just goes to the flow, which isn't necessarily wrong. And Cynthia is like, well, I don't really think you have any class, but that's
Starting point is 00:52:16 the interherener there. Kim's like, wait a second. Well, that's not something to say. And Cynthia is like, well, it was nice to be to say I don't have a backbone. Huh, what? I'm saying you're pretty. You're pretty. Yeah, it was a compliment. What? And Andy goes, you know, you're a little Sarah Huckabee Sanders and she goes, who the fuck is that? Sarah Huckabee Sanders is like, you know what? I retire now. I'm taking a lot of shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:40 I dealt with that photo of me reading to the children. Oh my God. She's just throwing her shoes at the press court and leaving. No, I would like him to also act to take over that job. Because that would be, she's her and every question into her, about her. So what are your thoughts about the feds reading Michael Cohen's office? I don't care about Michael Cohen. Who cares about my Michael Cohen?
Starting point is 00:53:02 I don't care about Kroha. Maybe she starts asking about me and croix How do I feel about croix? How about that? Do you think we're gonna bomb Syria? I do not have fake lips get out Get out Well, I don't know who Syria is, but if she's a bitch then sure bomb her away Is she friends with Kenya sounds fishy? What do you think you have to call me interview? I mean, I don't know. I have wigs. I don't have to comb my wigs.
Starting point is 00:53:26 I got people do that for me. I got money, okay. I don't need cones. So stupid. So the question is, why didn't Nini want to engage with Kim at the elephant, whatever? These questions, I just have elephant written 30 times. I don't even know what's happening anymore. And such race, I didn't even know we had an issue.
Starting point is 00:53:43 And Nini goes, we didn't. And he's like, but you said, and she's, we don't. And he's like, okay. Yeah, if as best as I could parse it out, because I didn't I didn't rewind it to really get into it, because I was running behind. But basically, Neenie's like, you know what, before the show began, I went to the mall, I saw him there and she had her head up and she was acting like she didn't see anyone, like she was the queen or whatever.
Starting point is 00:54:10 And then she comes to my party and I was like, oh, didn't I see what the mall? And I think that means issue is that, don't act like you saw me at the mall and that I was giving you the cold shoulder when you were the one giving me the cold shoulder. So already it's, right? She said, she acted like she couldn't see me
Starting point is 00:54:25 And then she waited for me to leave then she waited for me to go inside and then she left and came back and took a video of my car And then Kim's like oh, yeah, fuck you. I don't give a fuck you And she said I didn't even see me any there and then they show her showing a picture to Saray of the car in handy cat And she said I said I didn't take that. And they're like, well, then where'd you get it? She's like, someone else sent me that picture. Kim is so op. I mean, she literally is like, I didn't see Nini at the mall.
Starting point is 00:54:53 And then flashback. I saw Nini at the mall. I didn't have a picture of her. I have a picture of her like of the car. You know, it's like, it's... So Nini finds like, you're a hater, you're jealous, and you're fucking trash. I'm like, well, it's, well said. like, you're a hater, you're jealous, and you're fucking trash. I'm like, well, well said.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Yes, you're a hater, you jealous trash. And she goes, you don't got nothing I want. She says, I got a lot you want. And I'll say, oh my god, these two fighting. It's like Neenie in the beginning of this episode when Andy's like, you wish drape on somebody. And she's like, I did not wish. Yeah. They're going to get all semantic about it.
Starting point is 00:55:24 Well, I'm always going to take Neenie's side over Kim's. There's a time when it may have been closer to her draw, but these days, I'm always going to take Neenie over Kim. Yeah, Kim's really jumped the elephant at this point. She's jumped and then co-opted the elephant's face. And that brings us to the end of the real housewives of Atlanta, part two. We will be talking about Potomac on our bonus episode this week. So go check that out. We'll be putting Potomac back with the regular episodes once Real Housewives of Atlanta
Starting point is 00:55:55 is over next week. Yeah, just we have too much and it's just too much y'all, but don't worry, we are still covering Potomac and it's going get the full crap and treatment just like Just be patient with us And and go listen to our bonus episodes on patreon because we are still watching it and I personally am really enjoying Potomac the season I'm finding it to be very funny. Yes, they're having a really good season over there And if you're hearing this today when we're recording Monday, don't forget to vote for read tonight on the voice We're hearing this today when we're recording Monday. Don't forget to vote.
Starting point is 00:56:23 Vote for Reed tonight on the voice. Yes. First time to fly a voting. Go vote for Reed, everybody. Vote for Reed. That's Ronnie's cousin-in-law. I guess you could say. Here's my hot cousin, Emma. Okay, everybody. Thanks so much. We'll talk to you next time.
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