Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Marlo in the Middle

Episode Date: December 5, 2017

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Oh, well, there you go. I'll be joining you soon. Well, yeah, it's been an awesome birthday so far. I talked about it on the bonus episode that we just recorded. But there's been a bagel involved and a chocolate croissant. So and sprouts. So, you know, it's just going in the right direction. Yes, pardon the cough. Yes, the bonus episode is half kind of birthday

and a Palm Springs trip, combo. And then we do like half an hour about the latest married to medicine. Yeah, so if you're looking for your married to medicine fix, it's there on the bonus episode. We have to talk about our live shows. So people are like, so what's going on with that New York show

because we announced it on Monday, and then the tickets were supposed to go on sale on Friday, and then they didn't. And people are like, what the hell? Well, guess what? This is what's for crap ins. And, you know, this is just how we roll. Make sure that we, like, we at least stumble out of the gate on things.

There were just some like administrative things that we thought were going to be done by Friday, and they just weren't. So, but they're still going on sale, but this time they're going on sale this Friday, they're going on sale at 11 a.m. Eastern on Friday. Leave it to 11 a.m. check at 10 a.m. Just in case I get that wrong. But basically Friday they're going on sale. We're getting our ticket link. So sorry to everyone that we like basically hyped up and then like didn't come through for. That's Subs embarrassing, but you know whatever they'll still go on sale. We'll still do our show. It's gonna be a super, super, super fun time, Barry Ballroom. Um, on top of that, uh, on this past Friday,

what did go on sale was our DC show and our Boston show. And those shows both sold out in less than three hours, which is absurd. That's bonkers. We were so excited. But I was like, is there a mistake? Did we buy all the tickets? Yeah. So, um, so I was working. A lot of DC people missed the chance because we announced it. We announced it Thursday afternoon and then it was sold out by like like 12 hours later.

It was like within the span of 12 hours it was announced and sold out and a lot of people were like, wait, I didn't even listen to the episode. They didn't even know. So we've actually added a second show. The second show is going to be on April 3rd, which is a Tuesday in DC. Also the DC improv tickets for that show. That those tickets go on sale this Friday. And those are at 10 a.m. this Friday.

Okay. So if you missed it the first show or if you just want to go back to see a you on see a second show We have two shows in DC now. Hey, yeah, so what are both the show dates? April 3rd April 4th at the DC improv April 4th is completely sold out But we're doing a whole second show and the good part is it's a it's a different night. So we'll be able to cover two different, well we would have covered two different things anyway, but it's like different energy, you know. So yeah. So that's really awesome. Boston people, if you would like a second show, let us know. If we get a good outcry, we'll add a second show to Boston

too. We do have that option. So if you missed your chance in Boston, if we get a sense, there's like a lot of people who are looking for another show or you just want to see us twice, make your voice heard, because we will add a second show. We've already been speaking with the theater there. And then the last thing I'm going to mention,

because I'm sure I've bored half the people here already. I'm sorry. We have an opportunity for a show in Detroit. And we don't really know what have an opportunity for showing Detroit. And we don't really know what our audience is like in Detroit. And we don't want to have a show and then, you know, 70 people show up. So if you would be interested in coming to see us in Detroit, if you would bring friends or whatever, let us know,

because if so, we are going to, we'll go forward and we will book that show in Detroit. Josh, so just to be clear DC goes on sale for April 3rd this Friday at 10am and also what's the other thing that goes on sale? New York goes on sale. New York goes on sale this February. Yes, one yes. Yes, so come to those and then Houston is on sale right now for March. Yeah, so yeah Houston, that's's still several months away. We've sold out half that theater. So Houston people, come on. Come on, people. I boy up. Come on. And then the other announcement is we have coffee mugs now available in the crappin store. So to find that just for all of these ticket links, all that information, just go to watch it crappin's.com.com and in the meantime guess what we've got real housewives of

Atlanta yes what what an episode guys what joy that we have now I don't know if you remember how this ended last week so let me tell you. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. And that's where we come back in today. Well, we, you know, that was Kenya and Kim Zolciak, Björnman. We probably should give it a shout out to one of our listeners, I believe her name is Roberta, whoarthed two photos of Kim from from high school and we posted one on the mon our Instagram. It is amazing Kim's old face for big hair. Wow, what a sight. Everyone was a sight in the A-bees.

Okay. Yes. Exactly. But you know what? Thanks for not suing us, Kim Solsiak. Possible future legend. There's nothing to sue for. We just, you know, someone gave us a photo. Wasn't it was like a it was like a yearbook photo. The cease and desist it did. He is. For is Kroik going to appear from out of nowhere to like be this up because that's what he does apparently. Kroik just sits out in the car.

Don't you remember last season or Kim's last season? Yeah. She's like, I'm leaving. And he's like sitting in the car across the street waiting for her. I guess that's what they do. She wakes up in the morning, puts his makeup on, separates his eye lashes and puts him in the driver's seat. It's so weird. It's like he just materializes, you know. Talk about Beetlejuice. And that's not like that guy wouldn't be like a Jerry Springer bodyguard. You know what I mean? He's just like little pipsqueak with some with some eye makeup on Like I wouldn't say he's breaking anybody up. Well, he is a defensive player in the NFL

I wouldn't call him a little pipsqueak in this crowd he is he's against meany leaks It's like he's against the all-star boost team, okay? Okay, all star like there's Marlow meany Ken is not a blushing flower either. I mean, geez. Shrinking violet if you will. So Kenya and Kim are fighting and the best part is in this episode we watched some of the same words back and forth. And this time they cut to Nini's face reacting. And the first time her face is like, blah, and the next time it's like, blah.

Nini's really been working on her shades of emotion. Yeah. So of course, Kenya says like, Why don't you go pimp out your daughter for John Legend take it see his dick. She'll sub bitch. Yeah, and Kim's like my daughter That's where you crossed a lot, bitch. You don't talk about my fucking daughter I was like we need Kelly daughter. You're like the daughter Not without my daughter. That's a Sally Field movie.

Okay. It's just like trying to do Sally Field lines to look like a better actor. Like, he knows that your daughter is not just quoting John Mayer, which is actually really unsettling. I'm so mad. So mad. I need to hit someone. Yeah, hit Weezer.

Still magnolias. Kim shut up, Kim's old, Ciac. Yeah, she's trying to pretend that she's crying. Yeah. No one can tell if she's really crying or not, because she's just got that big blow up doll face. And it's like that clown you keep punching down and it pops back up. You know, those things kids had in the 70s. Kids named Brondle. Yes, yes. Yes, quite aware.

Yeah, Kim is like now on the couch, and she's squirming, she's having her own exorcist moment. And then she like throws something and like a wine glass gets knocked over, and was like, Kim. And then Cynthia is, of course, the best friend at her side. She's like, well, Kim might as well suggest child that you get a leg house and leaf blower.

Takes a lot of time way, makes you think a different thing. She's like, no, without the daughter, bitch. Dipping daughters. And then the, the different daughters. Then Greg comes out, the rhumba, the slowest rhumba of all time, you know, floor recont of the wet, sweet rhumba. And he's just like looking at the glass on the floor, kind of kind of like he cleans everything like he cleaned that

windowsill last week is like, there's one piece of glass here, man, possibly another one over here. Like Greg, it's one glass, okay? Yeah, just just clean it up. Give it a dust pan. Yeah. And Kim is like in her interview, she's like, you don't know my relationship with the Chris, you can't say that, Paul. You don't know my relationship with Chrissy. It's not for your eyes, you dumb bitch.

I'm like, you put it on Twitter. If it's not for her eyes, don't send it on Twitter. Okay, it's called 10th Christmas. I didn't send that bird to your house. I sent it to Chrissy's house. It's like, remain with it's not Chrissy, okay? It's Chrissy. Chrissy Teaklin. Who is currently posing on a countertop

with her pregnant belly in front of a slab of meat. Why? I don't know. But it's another bad back splash to piss off bed. I'll tell you that much. Thank you, thank you. I, you know, for those, well, I'm not gonna say it. So,

Sony, he needs like talking to Kim, try to get her calm down. And she's like, um, so Neenie's like talking to Kim to try to get her calm down and she's like, Kim, Kim, what is wrong? And Neenie's like, now kids are off limits, but you can't be posting about your daughter's second dick on Twitter. I'm like, thank you, Neenie. Voice of reason finally. Neenie, she's like, I mean, the music ain't even that good. I listened to it on the iPod

Which is Graham way to slam John Legend and Kim at the same time and the The like advances in Apple's technology iPod, what's that? I've listened to it on the eight track That's the big trodda and Kenny is like I cannot believe you went through a glass in this lovely ladies home. It's the nicest Kenya's ever been to Neenie just so she can get one on. I can't believe she would ruin the Neenie leaks girls and gays. Never forget seafood suarez sponsored by photocam. Well, there's another piece of glass right over here. Look how clean it up, Greg.

Never forget, Greg. So Shere is like, well, she got 17 kids, and they need their mom at home. Me and he goes, I don't know what happened. Can you get me a Moscow view? I disagree with the survey. I actually feel like those kids would be better served if Kim weren't there. No kidding. Kim, just don't go home ever.

I think I think Kim's version of going home is going to Taco Bell. Dang, dang. I'm home. I'm home. Take, take me home to Taco Bell. Not my Taco Bell bitch. So porcise like I would rather be a home play with my wigs instead of that party. Which is sad. I think she was like she's laughing.

She's like, Ha ha ha ha. So it's like ding dong. And she's like, is that the male PS man? And Lauren's like, well, I got my Uber Eats already. Lauren, what do you eat off Uber Eats? That girl is too thin to be eating off Uber Eats. I don't believe it.

Maybe she just does it for the companionship. She's gonna, she's probably tried to get her code out there to get a little extra money for when Porsche dumps her and they cut it out. That's like me when I put my Postmates code out there. And like little extra money for one portion dumpster and they cut it out. That's like me when I put my postmates code out there and like everyone signed up for postmates and I kept on getting these emails being like guess what you have another free $10. Another free $10. I was like sweet. I'm gonna get delivery for free for the next year and then I tried to use it and basically what it means is that like the charge that's on top like the extra dollar or three dollar charge they put on

It's like wave so I'm like oh, so I have literally a hundred twenty dollars worth of two of like two dollar charges So basically it's like nothing mad That's lame they shouldn't know I'm saying that's like yes, that's not fair It's like nice. It's nice. I don't have to pay an extra two dollars on the already like overpriced postmates experience Well, you know what it is Sad, it's sad, sad, sad So it's Kim Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, you say, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's Kim and Kroy, of course, answer Ray. Yeah.

Kim really, I mean, that is some thirst. She won't stay at the party. She's going to have her husband, Jerry Springer, her out of that party, and then stop at the closest house to finish shooting her scene. Yeah, exactly. So they go over there to be like, guess what just happened. And meanwhile, over at Nini's white party, never forget

seafood suare, et cetera. Marlow, Marlow is there congratulating herself for being a positive person, which is, I don't know why. She's like, I was, I was positive here. I don't even know what my Marlow voice is today. She knew what I wrote down. I wrote, man. No, I want everybody to know this. I was on my best behavior. I wrote, man,, I didn't remember her name. And Kenny was, she's like, Kenny Bass was saying, you know, like, Breel was talking to you about me on Instagram.

And Breel was saying, I think she was saying something about like, Kenny is a new man, et cetera. And I just like a reminder of like, like, just, this is what happens when Kim Zollsiaq is in charge of asshole. You can't blame me. Yeah. And the thing is this, honestly, Like, just this is what happens when Kim Zollsiaq is in charge of our soul. You can play back.

And the thing is this, honestly, Briel is not a minor. She's now become a fair game. So, like, sorry, if you don't want Briel to get the brunt of a Kenya More attack, have I tell Briel to stop tweeting shit out at Kenya and like, and don't tweet that shit out also, Kim? Yeah. Well, Cynthia's like, well, everybody, the one who really behaved was Kenya,

because she got pushed, and it took a long time for her to get pushed. And he's like, girl, you need to tell your wig that she starts like telling her whatever. And then Kenya's like, I did not address that tweet because of her daughter. And I said they, you know, another thing I said is that they didn't cut off her dick

without reassignment. Does she have a dick or not? This is great. Is like trying to, yeah, sorry. No, well now she's got the entire transgender gay lesbian community after her ass. They're like now two weeks in a row. Technically it's one week caught up in the two,

but she's also like really trying to push this line. She's like, I feel like maybe you guys didn't hear this like really great burn last week. So in case you didn't, why does Kim have such a hard on for me? Did they cut your, didn't they cut your dick off when you had that reassignment surgery dick? See what I'm trying to do. I'm basically saying she looks like a man. I'm saying she's like a tram, like You see what I'm like, yes, Ken, yeah.

Like you think you're burning her, but you're actually giving her a very sympathetic storyline. Like now everybody's rooting for Kim. We support you. Semimal over at Portia's house. Kim is now of course being classic Kim. And she's like, yeah, Kenya said, hey, you pimped out your daughter to get tickets

for your injured son. And we're like, yeah, Kenya said, hey, you pimped out your daughter to get tickets for your injured son. And we're like, where did that come from? The injured son. Where did that come from? You said that John Legend will try to rape my son when Brioff innocently wanted to hug him for a ticket to see a child to see a Taylor Toby. But this doesn't even make sense, kid. Come on, man. She's like, well, I heard that word, injured son. I heard those words, and I was just like,

I will destroy you bitch. I'm like, maybe someone said the word son at one point during the party, and someone said like in at another part, and someone mentioned jury duty at another part, but like, I don't think anyone ever said injured son. Also, guess who injured the son? You're fucking dog that you keep locked up in a cage and then horse around with him. It was injured by one

of your it was injured by you basically and your crazy ass animal so stop trying to come out here with your little tin can okay and she's like well I didn't hear about son but maybe it happened because I'm very upset you know and maybe that just happened I don't know and Porsche, but maybe it happened because I'm very upset, you know, and maybe that just happened I don't know and Porsche is like you need to stay away from that. I should try and make you look crazy and hostile I can't believe she said that about your whole daughter and your left footed son It's like the worst game of telephone I've ever heard my life I can't believe that she wants to sell Buellin to female slavery just so that way she could hurt your injured sense and more.

Man, trafficking is really bad on the way out to Disney, but hood. No, it's traffic. There are two different things. I went to the bookstore and they have a traficional section. I was like, what? Oh, so she's just playing, she's playing telephone with herself. It's like when you're a kid, you try to call your own number and you get like a busy tone, you're like, whoa. You're like star 69. What's me still?

So, of course, it's like, what was the star. I'm the star bitch. I'm friends with a Christy. And can you want to injure my phone. So basically, porcise like, well, why, Jack, she's gonna try and make it look like you're crazy and violent. I was like, you dragged her across the floor by her hair. Like that wasn't someone trying to make you look crazy and violent. Okay. You kicked someone into stomach. Okay. You played your own assistant in an alley behind a party.

Okay. I also loved when they talked about Cynthia wearing a poncho and Borsha's like, well, you know how she loves to wear a beachwear during the daytime. And I just was like, it was so like quiet in subtle, but I thought that was the funniest. Her beachwear during the daytime. Cut to like Cynthia wearing like a little inner tube with like, like a ducky inner tube.

She's like wearing those arms that those floaties on your arms like, baby, and big like flippers on her feet. Ciao. I'm ready. I brought my gaze. My floaties are my seafood time. Age is just a number but these floaties are timeless. I would like to take a moment to say thank you for Vaseline for making rosy rosy lips lip therapy taste delicious Okay Okay, so I'm in a very grateful place after Palm Desert okay, I'm coming from a grateful place So then we were back at Nini's house and just as Porsche predicted Kenya's like I just want to know why Kim is so angry She's so angry all the time like what's going on want to know why Kim is so angry.

She's so angry all the time. Like what's going on in her life that she's so angry. It's like, yep, there it is. Trying to know now it comes a crazy one. Yep. Um, that's a meanie. It's like you and your wig. And Cynthia's like, at the end of the day,

say nothing. I'm like, you have nothing to say. She's like the worst advice giver ever. She just copies whatever means she's hurt. She's like, you have nothing to say. She's like the worst advice giver ever. She just copies whatever meme she's heard. She's like, my home is your home. And rest not, rest not, you weary eyes. Waste not, want not, Chad. Thank you.

Well, thanks for talking, Cynthia. Yeah. Yeah. So the Nini is now Nini is starting to get a feeling a certain way. She's like, hmm, she's like, I started talking about how basically Cynthia's defending Kenya, but she's not sure that Kenya would do the same for Cynthia.

That's what you need. So clearly, Nini, there's going to be some weird Nini Kenyashia coming down the, coming down the pike. Well, Nini is just sticking up for everybody all the time mindlessly. Just so people will invite her places again. Yeah, exactly. Uh, so Candy is unloading the baby at the baby factory. Yeah, she's like walking around with a stuffed M&M,

which I thought was funny for some reason. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no one to make your horny. Hey tell that to my friend Christie. So you know that candy called it like on her way there she's like don't want see now. Work on Riley song. When we walk into the like you're still working on Riley song. Yeah because the better here is better than ever. Better than ever. And Don Juan's like moving faders up and down. And then the computer screen is right. He's like glamour shots face. It's like, okay, it can't be. It's the DJ muscle remix.

Yeah, you can't blame Candy for not trying, you know? Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So she's in there at the Candy Factory. And Sherej shows up. And Sherej just starts telling Candy about everything that happened at the candy factory and Shirae shows up and Shirae just starts telling candy about everything that happened at the party about everything with the party and everything and she's saying how the theme is girls and gays and so because it was girls to bring

gays she's like so I brought Kim and candy goes Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, chase the bone, bury the bone. What are they going to mean again? What am I? I don't know the wrong thing on a shirt. You get a bone, you get a bone. It dawned on, why it's like, well, if Sharay's coming by, you need a second opinion, because her story can differ. Oh, yeah, and then I totally forgotten that they caught to that flashback of Shere saying that

candy said that something about, I just remember when they went to Africa, there was some stupid controversy about like babies and a charity. And I remember. And so I did get it like asked backwards wrong, but this time it seems like she's trying to make an effort to kind of get it right. Yeah, well, well, she's not really because she was like, well, see, what happened was basically, can you say you're horning up for your injured son and then take him off in a UFO. I'm like, wait, what's wrong?

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So, okay. I like the Don Wonsey expert. He's like, she wouldn't say injured son. She would not say injured son. By the way, just like he hasn't had a call from production to get this exactly right Like how the fuck would Don Juan know he's like the medium, you know, he's like yeah, I had a dream She would never say injured son But I have to say for those people wondering where this is coming from when Kim tweeted that people immediately jumped on Kim like

Oh my god, you're offering blowjob that is disgusting and Kim's response was calm down everyone the reason I did it is because I wanted tickets from a injured son who sick so she tweeted that way back in the day whenever this shit started so she's putting her tweets together to make Kenya look worse or maybe she's just not a holic and doesn't remember. But that is where that entered Sun thing is coming from. I just think it's a weird thing to tweet in the first place as did everyone else. And yes, maybe that is her humor that she has with Chrissy, but bitch, you got to know

your audience. You got to know that like, no, no, she doesn't. You see us are audience and they're ballester. Because she's called. She's like, real. She's like, real. You all know your audience, right? She's like, real. Put your tits on the snapchat.

Whoops. Mistake. Oh, yeah, there's all those rumors. There's like, there are the rumors out that, um, Kim is going to be some sort of sex. Yeah, and she's not a child. So, yeah, you're right. It's not a child ballester.

20 year old ballester. Either way, we're going out of bad path. Yeah, she's not a child. So yeah, you're right. It's not a child. I'm a minister. 20 year old Malista. Either way, we're going out of bad path. Yeah, either way gross. She's going down a bad path in a very large car. And you know what, she's been, you know what, honestly, we've seen this path going for a while. This has been a very obvious path. And I don't know why none of us did anything to stop it. Why did social services never get a call? Why? Why? They're busy. But they're very busy, okay? They're like you got your dogs in a cage. If your kids miss a behavior, you could put them in a cage. You're a good parent, you know? The bar is lowered these days. So anyway, before we get ourselves into too much trouble, we then have, is there more?

It's the final episode of watch a crab in so Shereyes decided that she's gonna put together a girl strip for San Francisco It has if there's a very tenuous reason behind it's basically because her life coach said do something nice for yourself And so she's like but she's got the same as this good trip. Whoop. I'm like what I was like, okay All right, so this is I think he meant like take a bath Yeah, I think he meant like go to Carvelle or like Friendlies or Like buy yourself a Nintendo switch

Well, it's gonna be healing this trip because abuse belongs among friends So yeah, so she raised invited everyone and she's and she's invited came she invited Kenya and And she wants candy to come and candy doesn't really want to go but Obviously she knows she has to go so she pulls this random thing like see now Be so good. How could I not watch this unfold? I feel Kinti my being a working mom, but I gotta see this fight. I'm like, okay, you just cried for five minutes about how hard it is to be away from your

son. You just planned another week long trip. So then Cynthia, no, I'll go off to get cupcakes. Yeah, they go to decorate cupcakes. And this just goes to show you how different Cynthia is to Yolanda Foster. I mean, we all remember Yolanda Foster not even letting to other one eat half an almond. And if you're Cynthia, it's like, you're going to be a model. Let's deck rate cupcakes. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, definitely a different trajectory. Also, don't forget that you'll want to, like, you know, put Bella under the knife, et cetera.

Yeah. So, so, no, well, basically it's not she's not gonna go to Charlotte anymore. And I think she probably realized that A, why would you leave Charlotte? Why would you leave Atlanta when you could like be, like, awesome in Atlanta and it's, Atlanta and it's cool.

And you're with your mom who's awesome versus going to Charlotte where you're with Peter This is bar one. Yeah, I Basically checked out for this all seen. I was like, uh, I know well. I'm gonna go to the bathroom Bye. This is where I actually fell asleep and then I had to resume it the next morning because when I and when I fall asleep I sort of like everything gets erased all I know is that basically no well has to tell Peter that That she's not coming to charlotte, and that Noel is breaking up with her man, and Cynthia still likes Will.

She's like, Chal, where there's a will? There's a way, this way. This way will, this way, to the lake. It's not on the lake, it's a good night. I think they put on this wacky clown music as Cynthia pretends to eat a cupcake. We're like, oh my god, she's so down to earth.

Okay, well thank god they followed this lame ass cupcake scene up with my favorite thing on the real house. So I said, Atlanta, Greg pretending to clean something very slowly. I'm dusting a chair, have sat on the patio, because Nini won't let the crew shoot in the house. Which I guess is the new rule, because they're always shooting out on the patio, because Nini won't let the crew shoot in the house. Which I guess is the new rule because they're always shooting out on the patio now. Unless there's going to be a girls and gays, never forget, not the Holocaust, but don't forget that this is my house, seafood, suarez, the future in clams.

Well, even that was when room on the end close to the sliding doors. Well, that Nini had like portapoddies outside of that party like, no, you are not going to go into the bathrooms of my home. Yeah, so Greg is cleaning patio chairs and basically the good news is the doctor say he's okay. It was it was It was a close call, but everything was fine. She's scary, but everything's good and Nini's like, but I don't know. Greia, if I want to leave you to go to San Francisco, I'm afraid he's like, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Yeah, look at this dot on this chair. He's like using two fingers and going like, Pish.

Pish. It's my favorite thing over. So, you can tell it's the highlight of his day. Yeah. Yeah. Kenya, there's sad music and she's has pictures spread out over the bed because her grandmother's died and her grandmother's the one who raised her.

And that's really sad. She's like, it's the only mother I've ever known. Yeah, which is sad. Since it comes over in Beachwear, I know it's like, you ready to go to the beach now? She's like, no, my grandma dies. She's like, oh, ciao. But it was actually sad and-

Girl, that brought some kids. I'm gonna go to the beach now. He's like, no, my grandma dies. He's like, oh, chop. But it was actually sad and- Girl, I brought some kids. I brought some kids. I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids.

Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids.

Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. Girl, I brought some kids. seems to every episode she seems to be putting out different picture frames to cry about something else. I know. I have your pictures of my old garage window. Yeah, I know. I am happy that this time at least she had Cynthia, so she wasn't like, King, look at these pictures. I have to pick out. Poor dogs can only do so much. Yeah, poor Kenya. She deserves better. She needs more like, I kind of feel bad. You can see that they're like, Neenie's back

and they're already putting Kenya to the side a little bit. Which is not fair, because Kenya did a lot of the heavy lifting when Neenie was gone. Kenya's putting herself to the side, though. That's true, Neenie. I think. Kenya's putting herself to the side, and she's also doing that thing that I hate

that all my strong girlfriends eventually do, not all, but a nice Large percentage where they're like I'm this strong woman and then they find a man and suddenly it's like Well, I don't know if I can go on the trip. I don't know how I feel You know, I'm not sure if Mark's gonna want me to go. Yeah, well to be he's not even in the same city as you He can't boss you around yet, okay? Call his voice mail and tell them how badly you want to go yeah I mean I would

understand if she said listen my grandma just died I need to process I'm not going to show but don't say anything about mark okay this is this is mark if you're not going on trip because of mark guess what mark married you and this is who you are Kenya you are a reality star and you part of your job as you go on the trips and if you can't deal with that then he has to go hang out with Michael Campanella somewhere and look a trash canless So where it's charades ass. He's like

Kind of what you got what you got you got play car you got play you got play car God what you got what you got you got play car you got play you got play car Surrey is just basically one long sound effect. Yeah God what you got I'm going out of town now you better not throw any parties in here. We on the hot car Roas he'll take pictures of the house so he knows where everything goes and There are only parties in here. We all know how Ka-ro is. He'll take pictures of the house so he knows where everything goes.

And Ka-ro's doing this weird thing where he's like sucking in his lips. He's like, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like I think someone told Ka-ro, like basically your piece of ass, please move your face at some point. He's like, okay.

Mm-hmm. And then Cynthia, I mean, while it's face timing with Will, and he's like, so what are you up to next weekend because I've access to a rather sizable vote. It's called a canoe you've ever seen one before? Yeah. It's about for three different people to paddle in. Yeah. Someone put on Facebook.

Get a real man. Get a man with a boat, not one who has access to a boat. Yeah. It's like me. I know what the latter is to the roof of the impasse. Date them. Okay. Could you pay for the entrance fee and then we could just actually go up there.

You cheat bastard. He's like, I have access to a rather sizeable boat and it will take us from Manhattan to stand on the island. It's like, that's a stand on ferry. Okay. It's public. It's like, I have access to a sizable boat. It's called the Love Boat, and it's on my Hulu Plus, which my brother pays for.

I have access to a boat. It's just going down the street right now, and some clown houses in the gutter up in the back. See you soon. She's like, this feels like a date. And he's like, well, it's not a date without a leaf blower. And I will be bringing one. She's like, yes, wet. Next scene, Borsher is at the store with Laura. There's a grocery store. And Borsher's like, I don't know if I should be taking this trip when I'm a baby vegan, I'm a baby vegan now which means I

hangry. It's cracked me out because that's a been term. And Lauren's like okay well if you're gonna eat vegetables here maybe you should get this and she's what is that? She goes beats. She goes I don't like how food. That looks stupid. Well, enjoy your cashew cheese. It's the prettiest thing you've ever seen. Yeah, that bloody beef. Now that's something beautiful. You can always go back to. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Enjoy your bowl of grains. Enjoy your bowl of grains Meenie's backing with Brent and just opening and closing doors. Yeah, this is that's a lot of her episode It's opening and closing doors. That's like Meenie's journey on the real housewives of Atlanta opening and closing drawers

By the way, I just want to say I'm very excited because I just got an email and Now we are officially on the Barry ballroomsroom's website and so now it's a fish We now have an a fish ticket link everyone. We're not full of bullshit Okay, so we can open and close this scarf drawer on this situation. It is now up and running. Oh, thank God But the tickets won't be on sale till Friday look this drawer is for pink feathered What's you say like pink feather boas and Barbaray Ballroom tickets. That's where Nini keeps her Barbaray Ballroom tickets. Marlow's like, I love it. Yeah, Marlow comes, well, actually,

what I loved, I don't know if you noticed this, but when Marlow like rang the doorbell, she's like, Nini was like, brand, go get the door and Brent does this thing, where he just like sort of spun around in a circle as he exited. I was like, you know what? That kid knows how to make an exit good for you, Brandon. You know what?

I support your your future in comedy. Yeah Sorry, I was closing the screen door smoking at the screen door. Oh, I thought you were showing I thought you were trying to show off your Your closet you're like and here's where I carry my shoes. I keep my feather thongs the same place I keep my my LL socks Okay, everybody there's a wind. It's not even a drawer It's one of those locker cup. He's high bought from Target Well, he twerles. No, that's funny to me. I don't know why that's funny It's like so it's such a teenager thing to do and I'm like 42 like get a drawer really Um, but yeah Brent is twirling out like Kenya. Don't raise your children on these shows.

This is what happens. It's like ding dong twirl. Twirl out the door. So, Marl, she's talking about Marlowe and she's saying, now Marlowe, we all know Marlowe. And we know that we've had problems. But you know what, at the end of the day, Cynthia's like, that was my line.

She's like, that was my line. She's like, Marlow was like that old girl down the street that we all know. Which is so rude. And so presumptuous, I never knew a girl down the street. Unless Martha Thompson counts that old girl down the street. It's like Marlow's basically Jessica Fletcher riding a bicycle, solving mysteries. They were alone, Mimi. So the Mimi's like Marlow's basically Jessica Fletcher riding Rado her bicycle, solving mysteries. Leave her alone, Neenie. So then Neenie's like, oh, Marlow's like, whoa, it's the whole way. Wow, are these closets? Whoa.

And she's like, oh, you want credit for teaching me, bitch? That's right, I learn from the best, bitch. Look at these drawers, bitch. And just says bitch a lot while she opens and closes doors. Yeah, but importantly, Neenie invites Marlow to San Francisco and get a four-tours, okay? So it's like, I wanted it in Baze. I wanted it in the proper state of Baze. Yeah. So Nini is, Nini starts complaining about that Cynthia is defending Kenya too much.

So she's, again, starting to, you know, started to put it out there, that Cynthia might be compromised by Kenya, she's clearly setting something up. She's like, I'm not jealous. I just think it's weird. I think she said that around now. Well, because Marla is calling her on it. She's like, oh, you're being jealous now.

Now, am I allowed to speak to Ken yet? And she's like, yeah, of course she can. She goes, but can I say hi to her? Can I speak to her? Can I pass through the butter? Yeah. And then Nini says about Porsche. She told me the door is closed. The door is closed. The door is closed. The door is closed. The door is closed. The door is closed.

Wasn't it Nini who was screaming the door is closed? Cause I thought Portia said, I thought Portia said, when was the door closed? And she was like, the door is closed. What's that thing? They showed a flashback. They showed a flashback of Porsche saying I don't remember I didn't write down the exact wording They should have like Nini's set Nini makes it sound like Porsche was screaming the doors closed The door is closed and then they cut to Porsche the flashback of her being like well after you close the door Nini It was like it was one of the few things Porsche actually said calmly. Yeah, that was weird I thought Nini was the one screaming the doors closed. I should have looked at that I said Nini because Nini is crazy. She is deranged and so now she's just

Nini is basically showing us what she's gonna do all season Which is the UR defense anything somebody else said anything that she says she's gonna accuse the other person And then when you confront her on anything she's just gonna say you are and that's all she does this entire episode. Exactly. She's just gonna scream louder, you know. Yeah, which is why I was like sort of excited when Neenie was off the show because I felt like she just became like repetitive and kind of annoying when she thought like it wasn't the old Neenie who was just like super funny and shady. I mean, Neenie's still funny. Don't get me wrong. But like

when she fights, she's like a little annoying, I think. Yeah. I mean, I wish Neenie would just keep the credit for close the door because we could have started calling her Clodo like on Game of Thrones when he's like, hold the door, hold the door. And it turns out his name is Hodor because he ended up dying at I'm sorry. That's the spoiler right. Sorry Carry on that I wanted Neenie's name to I want to Neemee's name to be. I want to Neemee's name to be Clido. And she just ruined it for me by not taking credit. Well, we then go to the airport where Shere is waiting for everyone. And Porsche shows up with like 10 giant bags, even though they're only going away for the weekend.

And she's basically like listen, when you go on a trip with a bunch of people who hate you, you gotta make sure you look great at every moment, which I actually support. If you're with a bunch of people who hate you, the way to make them like you is not to take all of the bellboys for your suitcases. Or not to go on the trip in the first place,

but she has to go on the trip. And Candy shows up and totally gives poor Porsche a cold shoulder, which is great. You know what she just, like that, you know, the Candy Burris cold shoulder is a cold, cold shoulder. Yeah, no matter what the wig is, because it's a warm wig, but a very cold shoulder. Yeah. My wig may be cool, maybe covered in my shoulder, but it's still cold. Candy got a little bit of shade in because they were, you know, they're waiting for

everyone. Turns out Kim is not going to come. Kenya, they're like, where's Kenya? Where's Neenie? They're like, well, we can't wait around for everyone. Let's go inside. And someone was like, you know, there's too many people that are missing. And I don't know if you heard it, but Candy goes, see, yeah, not enough people are missing one more and we could go. Which is a reference to Portia, which is really funny. But they like, it was like, this, this throwaway line off to the side.

Then we go to commercial and he's like, Hey guys, she's on Real Housewives of Atlanta. And she's a fan, Ted. And it cuts off. It's like, I love that he still can't get those in. It makes me laugh out loud every single time. It's like, okay, Andy, you got five seconds. And he's like, and then I went around the corner and I'm not gonna get it. Take a pezzus pencil. So funny. So they get to San Francisco and they're in this bus.

And for us to go for a minute, it looked like Minnie and Kenya missed the bus. It was a good minute. And they get into the party bus and twirl and kinger in there and candy's like See, don't have the dog take no feet no shit in the deck on call now See, right? No, she sees don't need no feedies I'm sorry, it's like you guys excited for bonding? You said it for bonding?

If they squashed our petty drama, we'd have a good time. I'm determined. So she we'd have a good time up to term it So she's like wait Who oh she's going she goes life coach. Give me the assignment to do something for myself And then he's like now I should be a life coach. I will give good Excellent advice. I was like that's a bad sense. You're already failing See I feel like is like one of those kids, those insecure kids, where if you say, you know, I'm really good at, I'm really going to jump. Well, I'm going to jump in too. Yeah. You know, my, my life coach gives me good advice. Well, I give good advice too.

Like, okay, NeNe. Yeah, NeNe. Rent your own city bank office for people to come, come to get their life coaching. When NeNe talks about being a life coach, I just think back of her in that crazy, brighter, frankenstein wig. And I think, I don think back of her in that crazy bride of Frankenstein wig. And I think I don't know if I could ever take life coach advice from someone who wears a wig like that. I couldn't take life head coach, it life coach advice from someone who's lost every friend that they've ever had and every TV job they've ever had at some point. I'm not really sure. And someone who owes two million dollars to the IRS. Okay, not really sure that that's a good advice coach.

But she's like, don't ask me for advice if you don't wanna hear it. I'm like, that's why no one ever does and no one ever has. That's why you're not a like, she's just no one wants to hear your advice. Yes. Listen, when you are the one who is in a petty ass argument

with someone and you're just like saying, you are, you are, you are, I'm just not gonna go to you for advice. Yeah, no, you're a life-chotch, okay? You're just a chotch in life. Let's shut up, meaning. So Kenya's like they start playing with each other in the car and asking who had sex last and Kenya's like, hey, Porsche, when was the last time for you to have sex? And can you only ask questions like this if she's got some kind of evidence in her purse? Right.

So I'm waiting for her to whip it at. And can you guys, it's been about five months for me. And there's a really long pause and candy goes, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a

I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a I'm not gonna be a Just heard of these strange noises. It's like one of those days where like a thousand birds fall from the sky but nobody knows why. Oh candy bursts in town, she's laughing and scrambled her brains. So then they ask her a and she's like, where's the last time you had sex? And Nini is like, ooh, Shirazan, love with someone and it turns out that Shirazan love

with someone in prison and his name is Tyrone. Now and apparently Tyrone we've met before because we see a flashback to that famous, that famous fight where Nini is like, I got a Donald Trump check which is of course hilarious now in retrospect. Fixed it. And they were talking about Tyrone at that time I don't I don't have any recollection of Tyrone for a moment I thought it was that shady that shady guy that that Sherea went on a few dates with the I don't think it's him Well, it's very confusing because Shere is not gonna Sherea never owns up to shit that she doesn't have to but yeah She's like well, it's different because we were dating

before he went in. So it's not like I'm dating him. Neither he's in. We were dating before then. And then he went in. And then we got married and stayed dating. So what was that whole storyline with Bob? Like now people are online are like, oh, so it's a fake storyline because she, yeah, he was in prison before the whatever. So who knows? Right. She's like, I had no idea. I mean, I just thought he was a man of few words which is why our conversations were only a minute long before somebody would come on and disconnect us I thought that was his daughter when someone says would you accept this collect all I figured that's a man trying to collect me When they say correctional facilities, I thought he's somewhere correcting something like maybe his posture. He got his voice. He's working on himself. He's called a correctional

facility where he's correcting the things in his past. I don't think that's the way it works, Shirei. Black is the new black So Surrey this guy is really cute by the way I looked him up online Tyrone yes, and I'm here for this relationship I say start with a man while he's already been to prison and disturbing his time and then he'll be more appreciative when he comes back You know he can make money. I mean it might be in fraudulent securities But still that's a man who makes an effort Any man who goes to white collar prison has made an effort to provide for his family, okay?

That's the man you marry you go straight hotter when you said he's cute. Where does he rank like on the hot Todd scale? Well Todd's pretty hot. I mean we're hot. Yeah hot Todd not not Yeah hot Todd not not yeah hot Todd not just regular Todd not not just like standard Todd hot Todd hot Todd if hot Todd is like the top right although I mean we all have different fantasies I guess Cairo I I mean, I mean, on the hot Todd scale, Cairo still probably are rings hot Todd, but um, oh no, hot Todd is way hotter than Cairo. I think hot Todd's hotter than Cairo. Yeah. I think I was got that like young thing. So he's

like, I'm just young. You got cheekbones too. Well, I need to see when he's like 30. I think you can't truly just someone's hotness until they get kind of older. Okay, young people are just naturally hot. Okay, young people, you're welcome. Okay, so we're going, okay, we're going to, let's limit this to people who are dating, real housewives of Atlanta. And we have hot Todd, we have New Will, Peter,

we have classic Todd, and well, we don't know what Mark looks like yet. And I guess you can mark. So I've seen Mark on the internet. Okay. So Mark and Kroy and who else is there? I don't know. I don't particularly find that many of these guys had.

I find hot, Todd, hot. And I think Kroy's hot. I could do without his like full face of makeup Like he's about to be on top of those since he RS, but in general, I think he's hot. Corey is moving more towards a lesbian look for sure. I think that I think hot Todd so hot Todd's on top And then I would say will next and then Croy and then um, I guess maybe classic Todd and then then I started to go then you get into a weird area where you got like a bob, Peter, who is the other one? There's a Bob and Peter and there's someone else.

This should have ended before we got to Bob. Yeah, we probably yeah, Bob is at the bottom. Pillar Pillar wants to be in Do you disapprove? Pillar is upset with all this discussion. Pillar doesn't think Bob's hot either. Thank you for agreeing, Pillar. Go under here. You can stop Mark. Peter O'Greg, Peter and Greg. I'll click Greg above Peter.

I think Peter's pretty low there also. Um, okay. All right, I'm glad we solved that. I'm glad I took notes on that. I've got a chart going right now. The point is hot, hot is hot. We want to back. So we get to dinner and Shiree. First of all, Shiree, when they show up, Shiree is wearing a jumpsuit. Now, it's not like one of those really cute jumpsuits. It's like a cheap ass Walmart grade. It's the same one she wore the shoe, it's the one that she flew with

and then she's put on a jacket because they're in San Francisco and they're all surprised that it's cold. They're like, it's cold. It's cold. It's like, yeah, San Francisco as they say on 30 Rock, as what's her face said on 30 Rock,

like I'm moving to San Francisco and I'm bringing, well, always be able to wear a light sweater. It's cool. That's so bad for Marlow, because Marlow was basically wearing Nyclashay. I mean, she was wearing like a slip, right? It was like, she was wearing a slip with panties under and then bunny ears.

Yeah, and he's like, she's like, aren't you getting dressed? And she's like, I am dressed. This is what I'm wearing to dinner. So also Kenya, when she's getting ready, she's on her bed with tinkly piano music, looking at pictures that are spread out over. Look, Kenya, if you're gonna come, let me just stop, okay.

Like, Kenya can take even a real thing and make me not feel anything for her by the end of the episode. She literally framed the room service menus and put them out on the bed just so she can have a picture frame on bed scene. I don't know twirl. Should I get French fries twirl?

I don't know if I have time to concentrate because I have to edit together all of the donkey booty footage. It's like, oh, she's she probably would to you. She's like, her grandma's funeral. She's like, and this is when I went Miss America or Miss Universe. And this is what or Miss USA, whatever. And this is when Fatress stole Donkey Booty. And then I like when Candy shows up at the dinner and sees Sheree and her basically in her sweats and a jacket. And she's like, see? Now, we're damn. Why did I? Why do we have to wait two hours if you go where to switch to? Yeah, I'll see. Care is about as eating candy.

So you may be eating. I would maybe wait to eat. I'm forcing Kenya. Let's see. So, Nenian, so Nenian Marlowe show up at dinner. I know anyone even bats knives. So this big surprise was for nothing. You're once like, oh look, it's Marlowe. And Kenya is really not batting so well this season so far. She started this episode with another transgender joke and this time she's like, I'm not surprised Marlow is here. She would come to the opening of an envelope. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's true. Don't get us wrong. Like go to stationery stores.

She'll be there. But yeah, and Saraje is like There's not a fit in the room and Marla's like yes, and thank you for inviting me No, no, no, there's not a new no, so yeah yeah, Shariz, like, so let's get this dinner started. Mimi, why don't you invite Portia to the party? So Nini is still mad, obviously, that. So Nini and Portia start to fight, because Portia's like, I just want to know why you're angry with me. And Nini is like, oh, it's me who's angry at you.

Huh, I'm like, well, do you hear the way you're talking right now? She's like you were the one who was saying cloud Oh And yeah, this is the you are fight. I couldn't even write it all down I mean, I tried to write like the broad strokes best certain point. I gave up a Porsche was like No, hello I was upset with what you said. And he goes, and I shouldn't be upset with what you said on your show.

And she's like, so you are upset. No, she's like, I'm not upset. You're upset. I'm like, what, wait, wait, what is happening here? I would like to present my notes. Because this is how it went in my head. Someone's calling me on my computer who does that decline. I'm reading my notes, ma'am.

Yeah. Okay. Nini, here's my thing. You're calling me on your computer. No, you, my computer rang. That means that you called me. You're calling me on your computer. So she goes, I'm not doing that at your moment. Don't be calling Nini because last time Portia said to me, Claudar, and she's like, I felt like you were angry. Oh, I was angry with you. You were angry with me.

You are, you're angry. You are. You don't want an anger management. No, well, maybe I'm managing my anger. But you're not managing it. You're not managing yours. Oh, my God. Yeah, but she goes, she goes,

you're the one an anger management. And she goes, you need to be. And he goes, no, you need to be. And she goes, no, you need to one in anger management. Of course, you go, you need to be. Neenie goes, no, you need to be. And for sure she goes, no, you need to be. No, you need to be. No, you need to be. I was like, what? Well, force is like, if you're going to start a U or I talk like a 10-year-old,

you think I can't do the U or fight? I can. Yes. Exactly. And Neenie is again denying that she said that force needs to be fired. Because Neenie's playing, now it's Neenie's playing the semantics game, which is her favorite thing, which is I never said they needs to be fired. Because Neenie's playing, now it's Neenie's playing the semantics game, which is her favorite thing, which is I never said that you need to be fired.

I said that frickin' frack need to be off the show because they're declassing. I'm like Neenie, it's the same thing. You're saying that she should be off the show. No, she's saying. She said that I called the producers and told them to fire her. And I never called them and said to fire her.

I never called anybody to say to fire her. I never called anybody to say to fire her. No, you said it on fucking national TV. What's the difference? You said it. And then he's like, well, what you're trying to say is that I took food off your plates. Well, you took food off, Fadre's plate. I'm like, okay. So now you're standing up for Fadre.

And then Porsche goes, she took food off her own plate. We should be responsible for our own actions. And candy is like, nobody better take took food off her own plate. We should be responsible for our own actions in candy. Porti shouldn't nobody better take any food off my goddamn plate. I had to wait two hours to get this. And Porti didn't take food off of of Fadre's plate. I mean, unless you want to say, oh, well, and I think that Porti realized that she was about to lose the food off of her plate too.

So she just sort of like hunker down and took her plate and went to a different corner and let Fadre as little lunch table descend into the abyss that was opening up underneath it. You see what this show does to us? That's what we're fighting about. We're fighting. We're having plates.

It's like Zorba the Greek in here, okay? Yeah, we're throwing plates around the restaurant. You know, even Marlo can deal Marlo start hiding in her veil. And he was getting so mad that her buns started to unravel. It's like, and it looked like when you get like a cinnamon bun, and you know like when a cinnamon bun starts unraveling, it feels weird.

You're like, this should just be one cohesive mass, but it says it's an uncoil. You're like, wait a second. Uh-uh-uh. This means there's not enough frosting. Yeah, that's like Neenie's bun. So it was like a $5 piece. Yeah, Neenie's like yelling and Marlow's behind

like rewinding up the bun, which is, which is great too. I feel like that was like her battery, you know, like once that, once that bun was totally unwound, Nini was just gonna be like, shh, dude, dude, dude, dude. So Nini totally ran out of stuff to me, so she just started going, okay, okay, okay, okay. Over and over just yelling it. And she goes, I I didn't want to I didn't want to bring your ass here I was trying to keep you here. It's not that I'm taking credit for bringing you here I'm taking credit for trying to keep you on the show by standing up for you when you made a mistake And she's like oh you want to build me up and tear me down and

You know Kenny is like I did that to my house, which is now on sale for anybody who's interested and he's like Oh, you want to build me up and tear me down? She's like no you no you know you oh And then and then Neemie starts screaming like about how Porsche talk shit on her job every single day I'm like Neemie that's what you do too. You're on fashion police. You guys are both in like a on like a snarky TV show although fashion police is now done You know the only the only difference is is that Porsche is on a very highly rated everyday kind of show that she makes a lot more money for.

Exactly. It's been on a lot longer than yours ever. So then they start getting onto another like, you know, infinite loop of nonsense. We're in the, Nini is saying, oh, we talk shit. So then Porsche is, I want it, I say, I want it, I say, I want it, I say. And then Nini says, we're going, rollin' back, rollin' back, rollin' back, rollin' back, I wanted I say I want I say I want it I say I want it I say and then you need so I'm going roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back roll them back

roll your yeah I was like roll you every time you do an interview you got my name in your mouth every time you do an interview you got my name in your mouth I'm like why are you guys are they start they start repeating themselves so much that at one point and this is what I think you put on to Instagram They both say at the exact same time you talk shit about me and they say it in unison Well, Nanny looks like she's an improv class You're trying to like just mirror the other person whatever they do, you know And she's just trying to see whatever she says. I mean me has nothing nothing to bring to this. She has nothing to say. She has nothing to defend herself with because she won't even admit what she did. And I'm proud of

Porsche for a not hitting somebody, be not stabbing them, see not kicking them in the stomach. Yeah, for not even being afraid of meaning. And his mean is terrifying. And I'm proud of candy for once again Providing the low key shade because Neenie was saying it's talking about like I had your back I was doing all this for you and then candy the background's like eating her food Me like I did have a back also the whatever And her too and then Cynthia the the voice of reason is like what's happening here? Neenie's button was on her head and then it was unravelled.

It's like thanks Cynthia. Thanks. Like a burden hand is more worth more than bushes with birds. Okay Cynthia, thanks. Can we resolve this? I'm going to be going on a date with the man who has access to a rather large boat. And Marlo moves in between them and then she's just sitting there as they scream at each other like I wore my veil.

Tomorrow, on the next episode, they go to the Fisherman's War where Cynthia realizes there are lots of people there who have access to large size boats. As you will not believe it, I'm not a man who has access to a boat that can take us on an exclusive trip to Alcatraz. It's like, yeah, it's called the tour boat Alcatraz. And the Mimi and Porster also are saying the same things in their talking heads, because Mimi's like, well, I stood up for her when she dragged Kenya

by the hair and then Porster's like, well, at least she didn't try to choke me out like she did Kim. It's like, okay. You're both violent assholes, okay? Yeah, you know, here's the thing. I love a petty fight. Like, I love when there's like a fight about salt shakers or something and then it turns into a huge argument.

I mean, Shannon Bedore and Heather DeBro fighting over a chair, you know, that is like hilarious. I love a fight about something petty. But I don't like is some bullshit that's like manufactured. That's like, that's like, that's not that the fight is about something, Petty, it's just that it's like someone's being Petty in an attempt to try to like create. I don't like a fight to create drama where there is none. There's just, there's not, there could be drama

if she even phrased it right. She's just yelling nonsense like she did for her last year season. So it was fucking tiring. Yeah, and this was always my problem. Neenie, I feel like Neenie's, I think Neenie, she's like, listen, I have a job to do. I have to start a fight, but she doesn't, she just doesn't do it gracefully. She doesn't do it with any sort of like finesse. She just like, I'm just gonna start yelling and I'm gonna start having a grudge.

And I'm gonna do that because that's gonna be my storyline. And as opposed to something that's, like the chair fight, what was great about the chair fight was that those two women could not help themselves in that moment. They were both arguing over that chair. It exposed their egotism, their insecurity, their, their, like, how ordinary they were.

It just, it said so much more than it was. Well, it was about something. I mean, it was. Well, it was about something. I mean, it was stupid, but it was about the chair. Someone stole a chair. This is about nothing. One minute, Neenie standing up for a fadre and saying, you took food off aadres play, then she's saying, oh, well, you deserve what you got

for what you did to candy, which was aadres fault. So it's like, who are you, you don't even know who you're standing up for. You're pissed off because someone called you out and said, I'm just saying, yeah, I said you should've gotten fired because what you did was re-evil and backhanded and you deserve to not be spoken to you a little bit. Yeah.

And on top of that, it's also so, it's not really relatable, you know, if you think about it, this is a fight about being on TV show. They are fighting about Nini going on to one TV show on the network saying that Porsche should be kicked off the current show that she is filming and we are now watching.

And that's like, it's not as relatable as someone stealing your chair because we've actually all been there where someone's taking a chair and you're like, you wanted to sit there. And it's like a, you know, like a fight like last season even the sex dungeon thing was relatable because we've all had situations where we've last season, even the sex dungeon thing was relatable because

we've all had situations where we've been accused of having a sex dungeon. Or, no, I'm just, but we've had moments where someone's talking to you about you, you know? Yeah. I'm just saying, like, it doesn't, like, or even earlier this season, the portion not going to Shemia's wedding, that's a more interesting fight because we've had situations where like, there's been a friendship falling out and someone does some bullshit where they come up Where they come up with an excuse why they can't do something and you're like, why don't you come to my thing? But this well again, it's hard to even compare any of those because those are actual fights

This is just Neenie screaming you are at somebody and having nothing to say and Portia doesn't even know what she's mad So she's just screaming because Neenie is it just makes no sense. Like, this isn't even, like, this isn't even one of the worst fights. It's not even a fight. It's just too idiot screaming. Yeah. Rand of syllables to each other. Agreed. Agreed. And then it ends with Nini screaming, fuck you, fuck you. 20 times in a row. Like, okay, well, thanks. Yeah, I think Nini needs to do better. I think Neenie This is I a lot of people would say this is Neenie's best quality I think that if Neenie could fight could you better fights should be an all-star again, but she she can't

She's a typical fucking bully She can be the one that yells, but if she's the one that's called out she cries and runs every time Just like Zolciak, you know, and that's why those two are done. Like they may have been some of the OGs of the housewives, but they were also ready to retire, okay? You've taught a younger and better generation to do it way better than you could get the fuck out of here if you're going to make no effort. Yeah. Well, they also think that they're more important than they are, you know, because just because they were really popular at a time. And they're, I mean, they're still

really popular, but they, they're popular. They've had spin-offs. They get a lot of money from Bravo. People love them. They think they're more important than they are, but you know what, you're still a reality star. Okay. You know, you're not, you are not like the second coming of Shelley Long. Oh my God.

That's something that's something to aim for. Honestly, I mean, that's, that's the thing. They're not even Shelley long. They're not even Shelley long. Yes, agreed. Well, that brings us to the end of this one. Everybody, thanks so much for listening. Tickets go on sale for Friday or tickets go on sale Friday for New York,

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