Watch What Crappens - RHOA & Married to Medicine: Hope Your Weenie Wears a Condiment!

Episode Date: December 4, 2018

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The podcast about all that crap we just love to talk about on Yeo Bros. I'm Ronny Caros. I'm Ronnie Karam. I'm also on the Roseprick's bachelor wrist podcast, which comes back next month. And here I am with the gorgeous almost 40 years old. Mr. Ben Madelker. Hello, Ben. Oh, hi, Ronnie. Here we are. Ben is also from the real housewares of kitchen island, which you can find on YouTube. So go over there and watch it. That's Chitseleris.

Thank you. Yeah. I just put up the second episode over the weekend, which I know is not social media savvy, but I don't care. So I won't go check that out. I am doing my, this is my victory lap. This is the last day of my 30s right now. And I'm already being so obnoxious about it.

I was working out and I was like, these are my last mountain climbers of my 30s. This is my last rowing machine of my 30s. I'm being overly sentimental, but it also gives me a sense of accomplishment. Yeah, mountain climbers, I don't have to do you anymore because I'm not glib in my 30s anymore. I'm going to switch my exercises as to a 40 year old exercise, like sitting down and reading magazines on paper. Yeah. So, um, but anyway, um, you know, one of my favorite traditions on

this podcast is to shill something endlessly. And I was getting sad that we wouldn't have something really cool to chill before I turned 40, but sneaking in under the, whatever it is, whatever it's sneaking in under, I can't think of the rest of the phrase. Under the gun, the last minute, say by the bell. You guys, we have new shows to chill. We are doing new shows, live shows that That is we have added a second Dallas show due to

overwhelming demand by our listeners. So that's going to be on February 8th. Okay, so our the show that we previously sold out is on February 9th. This one's on February 8th at the Texas theater tickets are going on sale Thursday, December 6th at 10am Central, Texas time, Dallas time, I guess, Dallas Central, right? 10am Central, okay. Get your tickets. We had said that there'd be a Patreon pre-sale. That is wrong.

There is none. But we do have those going on sale on Thursday. So come to that. Obviously it's gonna be amazing. If anyone saw our Instagram over this weekend, you know that we were hanging out with people like Leon, Lockon and Carrie Doober. So I'm sure we can wrangle them in.

So you guys gotta come. But that's, but wait, there's more. On May 16th, we are doing a show in Irvine, California. We are going back to Irvine Improv. This time it's on a Thursday night, not a Sunday night. So it'll be even better. And that's going to be on May 16th in Irvine, California. Irvine Improv, we do have a Patreon pre-sale. We are going to let our Patreon members have first dibs at tickets. Those are going to go on sale tomorrow at 10 a.m. Pacific via Patreon.

If you're a Patreon sponsor, we will put up a ticketing or promo code thing, whatever. Just keep dry out on it. Okay, people. And then the main public sale is going to be Thursday at 10 a.m. Pacific. So at 10 a.m. Central on Thursday, we got Dallas tickets, at 10 a.m. Pacific, we got Irvine tickets. Okay, we're going from Dallas to Orange County, okay?

So this is like major Bravo territory, you gotta get the tickets, and especially because I will just turn 40, I'll be massively depressed, and the only thing that will cheer me up is if you buy tickets to our shows, okay? Okay? Yeah, goes my plea.

Come see those shows, especially Dallas, cause that's the soonest one. We're so excited to go, that theater is huge. So just make a weekend out of it. It's gonna be a Friday and Saturday night. So get your Friday night tickets and come to that. And if you're on the fence, by the way, just know that our last hour show sold out in like 48 hours.

So like if you're on the fence, like figure out your fence situation. Okay. Because you may not have a lot. Yeah, you may get kicked off that fence on the side that you don't want to be on. Okay. Okay. So everybody, thank you so much for supporting those shows. We'll be in Nashville this week.

So we're so excited. And that's the other announcement for those of you waiting for pump rules. It will not be out tomorrow. Sorry about that. We will normally have next day recaps of that Sucka, but for now, it is going to be on Friday because we're gonna do our live show of Vanderpump Rules in Asheville this Thursday night.

Yeah, because again, I'm being a birthday diva and I'm demanding Vanderpump Rules for my birthday. Yeah, I have a lot of shows. And it's gonna be amazing to start this season off with a good strong lab show. Yeah, I can think of no better way. So that's all the shit we have to show. So thank you for being patient during that.

But we feel like it was important. So, you know. So thanks for being here. Yeah, got it. Okay. So now we are going to go into the real housewives of Atlanta. Yes, with some merit of medicine afterwards. Yes, we'll have some merit of medicine following up.

But let's start with this, okay? Yeah, okay everybody. Let's do it. Let's transition. Let's like, I'm wearing new headphones right now or different headphones I should say, and I'm like very discombobulated. I don't know to do it myself. I'm like shifting and strange. I feel like Shamari looking at Vogue. What are these fashions? I don't get

it. Yes, and it is our first podcast of the week. So it's also like the, like, trying to focus my eyes from this weekend. Good Lord. I'm still wearing this in close. I was wearing not the other day. Oh my God. I start it all over again, Ben. I have to say going to the Abbey Saturday night really kind of killed me. Like I was, I was a disaster. I was a disaster for the rest of the weekend up until this point and I continued to be a disaster. I know. I need like two days of recovery these days after drinking like that. Good Lord. Good Lord. Good Lord board.

Okay, so we open this real housewives of Atlanta, Sesh. Over at Kuru, Lisa Van Dupam's new restaurant serving hot dog entrepreneurs. anything made of not dogs. You so silly. Yeah, crew. Yeah, so we have Dennis and Borcia come to crew, which is Dennis's hookah bar. And like this place, it looked, I don't even know what it looked like. Everything was sort of bathed in like Alien Green. I felt like they took design inspiration from Event Horizon. I don't know. And like, there was this, there was this hum of like overhead

fluorescent lighting the entire time. I was like, listen, it's one thing of we have bad audio, okay? Because we're a rink eating podcast, but you're on TV. You gotta fix that audio. Yeah, there was just a light, but I think it's just how he tries to keep Porsche quiet for five minutes, you know? He tries to get inside her brain. Yeah.

Nothing hurts. So yeah, they do have a weird decor in there. They're doing this green, like the logo is green algae. I mean, it's everything to look like a pot shop. I guess he's waiting. Is pop legal in Atlanta? It's not right, in Georgia. I mean, it's everything to look like a pot shop. I guess he's waiting. Is pop legal in Atlanta? It's not right in Georgia. I would guess. I mean, I'm not sure if it's legal, but I feel like it's probably heavily consumed. Yeah, so they're trying to make it look like a pot shop, but it's not. It's just a regular hukashop. And Porsche has decided to bring her mother here to

meet Dennis. Look, could you have chosen a hot dog place? I mean, I know your mother loves hot dogs. I know that she's not going to love a waitress with the thong and then a see-through outfit. Like, maybe find a more appropriate place to take your mom for Christ's sake. Yeah, also, what sort of lazy-ass businessman had, like, here we are, like, in the fifth episode or something like that,

and we still haven't even seen this famous hot dog place. How are you gonna push crew before the hot dog factory? Well, we did see the hot dog truck last week when he catered. So I think that she's just trying to get all the businesses in there. I feel like we didn't even see the hot dogs last week. I feel like we only saw big trays, but no one even ate the hot dogs, right?

Or is that just a lie? I don't know, these people got to stay TV right? Well, it's Atlanta, who am I kidding? So, Porsche is trying to prove that she's gonna be a good business wife and she does that by moving stools around. She's like, I'm LCD. I gotta have the stools in an even space.

Oh my God, thank God, let's get married. How would I do this without you? Yeah, you gotta make sure those stools look really good for all those Yelp photos are gonna be coming out about crew. Gotta make sure those those stools look really good for all those Yelp photos are going to be coming out about crew. I got to make sure those target stools are an even amount of space for me to other. Just in case Top Chef Atlanta decides to do a challenge in crew, we got to make sure the stools are in line. And then her out she you know she's doing her advertising and stuff.

She's like, crew is thinnest is hook alarm, and it's the place to be if you're in Atlanta. My college is. So everywhere, everyone, everywhere else is so disappointed right now. Yeah, trying to find crew.

I'm glad you said if you're in Atlanta, you know. Like, why do I get the feeling like there used to be a D at the end of that name? I don't know. So she's like, between hookah hair and hot dogs, there's only one other word that can describe my dentist. Does anyone know the word? Ha sla! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Driving range. That's too words, Portia. Top, go! Window you and it. Oh, damn it. He's like, keep trying, baby.

I'm going back to the studio. I'm going, I'm going. Supercatch a phalladistic. Echo's pedallidosh to this. What is aerosol? She's not too much of a question. She has to answer too many questions. She just transitions into jeopardy mode.

She's sitting in this booth and she's like, hey, why are you sitting like you're sitting in a business meeting? And then they cut to Dennis. And he's just leaning over in the booth like on one of his boobs. And as a man who is chunky himself, that's how I know that move. And I just think that that's hilarious

that he's going into business meetings laying down on a booth with one of his boobs as pillow. Yeah, well, I also like the idea that Portia knows like what it's like to be on a business meeting. Although I guess she was on the apprentice, I take it back. Oh my God, Stools. Yeah, Stools.

Stools? What we can do with these tools today, just you wait and see, Stools. They're not even the apart, Stools. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. So, uh, Portia's mom Diane, Diane, Diane, is it Diana Diana? She arrives and, uh, he denises like, how are you? Oh, so beautiful. I'm like, shut up. You're being, you're, you're being insincere. She is beautiful, but like you're being slick and I don't like it.

Yeah. Um, and the mom's like, being slick. And I don't like it. Yeah. And the mall's like, thanks for bringing me to a hookup place. Yeah. And thank you for not dressing in a thong, like all of your staff. OK? It's so nice. It's so nice that you brought his mother to a steakhouse for a lovely meal.

And I get to sit here and hope that they have some combos behind the bar or just snack on. Thanks for that wallet you got, the other mother. Yeah. By the way, I'll just assume the piece of gum I sat on right now as a gift in its own way. Yeah, thanks for that, that lung full of car freshener that I just inhaled to come meet you, you cheap ass.

Yeah, I didn't really want to have shrimp cocktail. I think this whiffs of hookah smoke will be just fine. I will take my cream sickle plupa with an extra side of, I was gonna say Alzheimer's but I met the lung disease. I met the respiratory disease, okay? You know, it's what I said, like I have, and I'm, when I'm, I'll say do you? It's the fluorescent lights overhead. No, it's a metaphor, poor chef.

I'm being electrocuted. So, um, uh, yeah, so, so Dennis is like basically like laying it on really there. He's like, you know, with your daughter, I only want to get married one time. I want to, you know, all that stuff. And then I was like, woo! Oh, you know, she's totally falling hook, line and sinker for all this bullshit. Yeah, she really is.

But she still has a tough question. She's like, now how do you feel? You're older and she's older. And basically, she's like one of those restaurants with robot cooks. The eggs are cooking themselves. Okay. So what are we going to do about that?

Okay. You got an egg muffin to put that egg on because it's about to go to waste. And he's like silent. Yeah. She's basically Denny's and you're basically caros and you're basically about to like lose market share. So I'm glad you found each other and are going to merge. So which specials are you going to keep? Oh, Vors is like I can hear the wedding bells ringing. Ding, eggs ready. Ding, eggs ready.

So she does it cheers and the moms you know trying to be positive as positive as she can possibly be. And Porsche is like I'm'm not used to testing with water. Could you give me a hand? Which is also a brand of hooker that they have there. Oh, this is smoky. I don't know what I'm talking about. So, uh, so Portia, um, uh, announces that she got a tattoo to match Dennis's tattoo. Dennis has a tattoo behind his ear. So she got one to match it. And it's a, it's a cross a heart and a dollar sign.

So it's, it's basically like, it's basically. It says, I mean, like, that's a church we'd all go to. Jesus loves money. I'm back in church. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'd like to say it

starts like a janky Louis Vuitton pattern and she explains it she tells us the story of how she got the tattoo she's like I was born in over with love like a hot dog if you will and I thought how can I prove how much I love you so I said I'm going to the store and then I came back with their tattoo Okay tattoos don't take 10 minutes Yeah, even a little tattoo like that You went to the store and came back five hours later Yeah, that's true. I wanted to get a tattoo of relish, but they couldn't do that

That way I look like I'm always ready to be eating One bag of buns that has one less bun than the package of hot dogs So next up we've got a canty and Cynthia meeting for lunch and Cynthia does what Cynthia does at the beginning of every lunch. She takes a selfie. Yeah. She just sits down and takes a selfie from a high up.

She does the running hair and method. Yeah, the space selfie. And considering Cynthia's basically dating a phone, this is like masturbating in public. You know what I mean? It was a little odd. Yeah. So Nini shows up and then Marlow. And Marlow's whole thing. I mean, she is trying

so hard to get on this show that she's like, you could tell in her mind, she's like, it might just like not being picked up on camera. Like, should I just be shinier and sparklier? Because I'll do whatever it takes. So like, now she's committed fully to sequins in every scene. And she's in this just like giant, super shiny sequin thing. I mean, they're like us, like a Indian restaurant or something. And she's like a casual Indian lunch

and she comes in ready to go off to do like a Liza Manali Cabaret performance. Yeah, she's like if Liza had a commemorative coin. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha had a commemorative coin. So Neenie's like, what are we drinking, Marla? And she's like, just water. I'm on a diet. She'll have some red wine. Thank you. And the women are there also.

There are some press that Cynthia is not wearing sneakers and jeans. They're like, oh, it's nice to be to dress feminine for once. Well, Marla says it's good to see you looking femaline. Yeah. I like Marlaowe says it's good to see you looking femeline. Yeah. I like Marlowe's English. It's more fun than real English. Yeah, it is. So then they talk about how Cynthia is trying to get her freak number up. And they're just basically making fun of

Cynthia, which I feel like is what we do when we go to lunch too. So, you know, I shouldn't say it's her show. Yeah, exactly. We make fun of Cynthia all the time. Yeah, it actually makes more sense on their show than ours. And it's like, hey, you want to get a bunch. What an asshole Cynthia is, right? I know. We're flover. The waiters are like, why are they so preoccupied with Cynthia Bailey? So strange.

So Candy is saying, what are we gonna tell a portion of our new food? Like, how are we gonna do this? Are you gonna give her advice? And Neenie's like, well, I'm surprised I haven't met him. So Neenie's already boiling over because Marlow met him first. Right, right, exactly. And so, Candy's trying to figure out the situation because she has T to share, T to spill, but she doesn't want to come off as being super shady

because she and Porsche have just, you know, amended fences or getting back to a good place, but she really wants to share it. So, she, you know, she starts to and she's basically like, say no, really, I heard that. Dennis has been on dates with a few women. I don't want no drama. Don't eat no drama. But I like a hot dog. Now, is that a couple or a few drafts because a couple is two and a few is many more than two could be four, could be seven. What kind of coffee do they order in the under the bridge coffee shop

that Peter opened? Fortunately, it seems like still traumatized. Yeah. So basically, Kandy is talking about how like, like all these women that he's dated in the past 18 months Dennis has gotten tattoos of their names on him and he's been giving Rolexes and they're like, oh, he just gave You know poor show Rolex, so they're all you know everyone sort of like really amused by all this Yeah, and Mimi says pretty much what everybody's thinking which this today real if he's giving them all Rolexes, okay? A Rolex is like a one-time gift. It's not like in every every girl gift Well, didn't one of them say that the Rolex was fake anyway. Was that like Marlo? Yeah, I think that was Nini You're saying it must be fake. Oh, yeah, I was needing it. Yeah, and candy's like

Contrary to what people think You want to leave her best life Which I mentioned only because I thought it was funny to hear her say, contrary, which is not. Um, also, candy, you're such a mess, pretending that you don't want to talk about this. And here we are. Finally, you're doing it. Well, I didn't mean to say anything.

Oh, really? You're telling me, Marlo and Cynthia and you, you're exactly none of them to say anything. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you know, because that's the you you're exactly none of them to say anything. Yeah, exactly. I mean, you know it, because that's the thing, when it all, like at the end of the lunch, they're all like, so what do we do? Do we tell her?

Do we not tell her? And it was like, we can't tell her. You can't tell her. OK, so we all agree. We're not going to tell Porsche, which basically, it's like, that's like putting in big bold letters to Marlow, because I think Marlow's behind this to say go tell Porsche. Oh, Neenie is so behind this. Do you think Marlow is?

I think it was so obvious that it was Neenie because even when they found out when Porsche finds out later and she goes, I didn't say who it was that she kind of gives Neenie a little playful look like. Oh, I don't know. I think that I think that Nini is too obvious, but then he get a more little. Shoot that on camera. They got in a Instagram war last night over it and it looks like it was Nini. Oh, Nini said on her Nini said on Instagram. She said, and this is just paraphrasing because I don't have it in front of me, but she said something like, oh, you say you're like my

little sister. I'm gonna protect you forever. And the little sister says, okay, and then the little sister throws you under the bus. I'm done with this bitch. Hashtag done bitch. Hashtag overdone done bitch bitch. And then Porsche is like, whatever, Mimi, you texted me and then I asked a question. Now you say, what bitch please?

And she's like, you better watch you call bitch bitch. Oh that's a traditional meany and porcified. That's pretty compelling and plus my Marlow theory has huge holes in it which is basically that Marlow would never do this off camera and she would also brag to someone as soon as she did it. Well what makes sense that it would have you told in it being a Marla theory and all. Yeah. So, all you told jokes. So, um, next up is shopping, Eva shopping for a wedding dress. Guess what? I don't care, Eva. Okay. I just want just some real housewives of New York. And it was way funnier and more compelling. And that's something, considering that that was a tensile scene. Okay, man. Yeah, basically her mom is picky and like hates everything.

And before like Eva can even open her eyes, look at address the moms like, well, I hate this. And she's like, mom, she's like, no, I'm talking about tool in general. That's all. Yeah, then she starts crying. And she's the girl that cries and brings the producers into it because every time she goes off and cries, they're like, and then the producer says, maybe your mom just doesn't understand where you're coming from. She's like, yeah, my mom doesn't understand where

I'm coming from. Which, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, FF. I was gonna say, how many times have we seen this this year? We've seen it. Shazza sunset. We saw it on Potomac. We saw Undalus. We've seen it. Shazza sunset. We saw it on Potomac. We saw it on Dallas. We've now seen it on Atlanta. I'm sure there have been a few other wedding dress scenes across the past few months. Like, this is getting tired, Bravo. It's tired. Sick of it. Okay. So, FF, because we've done...

Yeah, like, Tinsley. I mean, you just said it. Tinsley did it. It's just not even... You should not even engage. Yeah. Yeah. And we've been talking about it for a long time. Yeah. like you see I mean you just said it tinsley did it and she's not even she's not even engaged

Yeah, yeah, and we've been talking about we mentioned eggs to you today So um, Shemari is next and they we got her house and she they show us a close-up of the painting that she and Ronnie have My god, it's so creepy It was like commissioned from like task rabbit. Like they hired someone to paint the walls of the house like and you know what? Since you seem to understand paint, could you like paint a portrait of us? Wow. So, um, it was terrible. Yeah, they're basically just planning their party for their twins. They're birthday party for the twins. And Shemari, you know, every other line is like, we're rich, we're basically just planning their party for their twins. They're birthday party for the twins. And Shamari, you know, every other line is like, We're rich, we're rich, $900 cakes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a small foyer. You basically live in a toyahouse. You're in a toyah transition house. This is a house

that Toyahouse has to move into in between times when she gets into debt from getting into giant McMansions. And this is also where she's getting into a little trouble now with her husband because she's doing that. She's pulling the new housewives thing where it's like too much information to try and get screen time. And he's like, wait a second. Okay. You can't do that. You know, because she's in damage. She's like, well, oh, yeah, I had a fun time with the girls. By the way, play the game and I told everybody we had an open relationship and he's like, really?

He's like, I'm in Belb. He's like, I'm, I actually am famous and like, I can't have you just saying stuff like this. I'm in Belbiv Devo, okay? I'm the Devo. I in Belbiv Devo, okay? I'm the Devo. I'll be able to vote and then he gets he seems really sad about it and the first time she explained it I figured oh he was probably the baller because she said he had like 10 and she only had two Or something like that and their open relationship. So he had 10 girls and she had two But now it's sounding like he's really depressed because she was really with a girl

Like she was really dating a girl and actually left him for a time And so he's depressed, you know, and she's like, well, you know, it turns out my open relationship was a little deeper than his He I mean I could see the attraction that if she if she does like I can see the attraction that if she does like Bat for the other team swim in the lady pond as they were saying that one season on Atlanta, I mean, I can see why she'd be attracted to him because he sort of does look like a He does kind of a lesbian like a lady like yeah the lesbian look. Yeah. He sort of has like a Butch lesbian look to him, but yeah, I give him a ventana and a pool cue

Yeah, yeah, I give him a bentana and a pool queue. I can see that. Yeah, give him like a, yeah. I'm just like, you're trying to come up with other lesbian things. No, no, no, no, I have many. I have many. I'm just like, how far do I want to push it before we just become problematic? Like, is it worth it? It's a late honey. It's a waste. It's a waste. It's a waste. It's worth it? It's a late honey is so it's a was late. It's a 70 years late for worrying about that

Is this really how I want to close out my 30s by making problematic lesbian jokes that Ronnie DeVoe? Because I can go there, but is it smart? You know what? I'm sure on your own time okay, age on your own damn time all I gotta say is if you had a calendar like a Robin Roberts calendar That would really complete the picture Well done well done. That was a nice my bow. You just tie that up in I had to drag Robin Roberts into it to soften it so you know Yeah, he yeah, you know, so Shemara keeps alluding to the backstory of this open relationship period in their lives. Like every episode, a little bit more, comes out a little bit more.

And it's like the least interesting saga. Like I have, like I really don't care. I don't care about like the sorted backstory of Ronnie and Shamari, honestly. I just want to- I don't care either, but I think that the producer, I think her producer is really egging her on with this story And having her talk about it over and over again because we know what the producers on this show are like They are some of the shadiest in the business and if they'll drag canty through a surprise block appearance and then bring Bring

Apollo's new wife from prison into a party to surprise. Yeah, everybody. I have no doubt that we will be meeting the girlfriend at some point. Yeah, I think that they're trying to provide some sort of stakes to this situation and it's like I'm not feeling it. Of course, mom's Sheila's like, uh, stakes would be nice. Thank you. That would be great. Is there mom Sheila or Diane? I don't know her mom. I think it's Sheila. Is that on my hand? She's the least projecting Sheila. I'll give you that. She's pretty. Even if her name is Diane, she definitely is like giving us Sheila. Sheila smurf. Definitely. Sheila is the name of my foot massage machine. You know, oh her name is Diane Diane T. Williams. Sorry. Sorry. I called you a Sheila.

I you know, it's funny her name Diane T Williams. I almost feel like her name could possibly be Diane T like it's like the T is not a moment. Diane T. Diane T. Williams. I mean, anti Williams. Okay. Let's just neighbor anything but Diane. But anyway, the point is this. What was the point? What were we talking about? You know what the issue with this season of Atlanta is? And I start to realize that because I was thinking about below deck and how excited I am for this week when Ash and goes overboard.

I've been waiting for days and days. I'm so, so, so excited. And I realize why below deck is so good, and I guess you could probably say for other things, it goes back to something that really one of the most annoying notes that you always get in Hollywood. Anytime you do any sort of creative thing here in Hollywood and you like turn it in, the notes that you always get back are,

but what are the stakes? But what are the stakes? And the truth is Atlanta has no stakes right now. There's like, I mean, Porsche and Dennis, to some degree, but there's no stakes. That's why it's sort of like, I mean, Porsche and Dennis, to some degree, but there's no stakes. That's why they're just like talking and hanging out. And it's like, we need to build some stakes

into the show people. Yeah, well, thank God Candace bringing some stakes with the Porsche thing. She's gonna light a fire under that. Yeah, it seems like. Yeah, the rest of it. It's also really hard when there's always so many new people.

I think people just get sick of new people. And then they keep handing the new people the crutches to lean on like the you know the the strina wedding dress my mom has a problem with my wedding like they do with every new person and it just gets like tiresome. So thankfully with that said we can fast forward through a lot of this because we also have married a medicine today. So oh yes. All All right. Except we get enough, no, not you, I mean these scenes. I was saying speaking of the mom and Eva are at lunch. This time at a Turkish restaurant. And the mom wants to have a lot more for friends because Eva only gets to invite 40 people

out of 150. And the mom's like, well, I want to invite people who, maybe they didn't support you so much, but they supported me and your dad and she's like, no. Yeah, and so then and then even it's like, I just I feel bad. It's just, oh, it's okay for you to feel bad, but I can't feel bad. And then the mom just gets her the silent treatment, which was hilarious. The mom's like, fine. I'm just gonna sit here and eat my various vegetables and I'm just a stare at the plate and I don't care what you say because you may be Eva the diva Yeah, me too. I thought it was great. I like it cuz she was doing the original yeah I'm the original Eva the diva be out. She came out of this diva and she's chewing very aggressively at Eva Yeah, which I just I that's what I do, you know, I mean I do

Yeah, no, especially when I'm mad I'm like It was a great power move. It was like, I'm your mother still, and I don't care. I have worked in medical sales, and I'm gonna eat this carrot like someone who has been rejected in various hospitals, but keeps on going to sell various things. You are gonna pay for the food that I'm aggressively eating, so thanks.

Mm-hmm. So, yeah. So, um, me and you. Well, but then this is, and that's when it even goes and cries in the bathroom to the producer and it's like, I just feel like, and like, no one cares. Like, can you just go finish your meal? Yeah, so like, I'm the same producer who had to deal with Kenya in the bathroom last year

and she was way more interesting, okay? So unless you're going to top that, you need to make me laugh. And then they apologize to each other and then more hookas show up. I was like, really, like like it's a very hookah Heavy episode because you know how I feel about hookah. You know that. Well, I don't like I mean, I don't like it either and I'll smoke anything I mean, I literally smoke a banana peel. I don't care But yeah hookah. It's like why why would I suck a glade plug in like I don't get it. Yeah, I can't I can't I especially wouldn't go to a bar to do it.

You know, it just seems like an odd thing. It's just too, it's like it's too much, too much. Yeah, I think I'm sensitive to sense. You think you're very sensitive to sense. I think I might be just a little bit. I plan my vape purchases around your sensitivity. Oh yeah, I forgot. I forgot you, you endured.

You got to witness me firsthand, reacting to vape stores. I'm like, well, we'll make then the least amount of crazy when I still look in front of him. It was like negative 10 degrees in Boston. It was freezing out and we want, it reminds me, oh, I just want to go into the vape store. I was like, sure, I'll come in and we walked in and I was like and I like stepped out

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This show does have sticks. Smoothies. Are they going to turn out well? Are they not? But then like so they're making this smoothie that'll be helpful because Greg is trying to go and go, he doesn't want to do chemo, he wants to do like natural remedies, but then he gets a call 20 minutes later and they're like unfortunately there are still tumor cells and your bloods are going to have to do chemo and you know, Greg was sad. Yeah, so sad.

So, well, we're framed for making fun of him for the time being and move on to Shemari's party for the twins. For the time being. You have the time being. All right, not for ever. Okay, this is an episode by episode sensitivity. Yeah, so this party I have a lot of issues with. So Shemari has a party for her twins.

She's like, you know, all these people are there. She's invited 150 people. There's balloons and cakes and mimosas and like inflatable things and whatever. And on the one hand, I really appreciated that this was significantly better than that weird party that Fadre had where she got nine cakes and then like had like with Dwight and they held these cakes, they like held the cakes for, I don't remember for which son it was, I don't know if it was for Aiden or for Mr. President, but they went to like a community, like a decaying community pool and still with all those cakes

and I was like, okay, so at least it's better than that, but I'm sorry, you cannot invite 150 people and expect them all to cram into your living room around fold up tables when it's hot outside. And you've got a toyahouse. That does not work. I would never go. It's too small, too cramped. And I think the new girls are like, let's get free parties while we're on camera.

You know, who knows how long this can last because it's weird that both of their guest lists are exactly 150 people. I'm wondering if that's just Brava saying you can bring 150 people. That's the limit, you know? So that's like, okay, it's like that's the limit for our free parties. Yeah, that's true. So Marlo shows up. She's wearing like prison jumpsuit orange, but again,

sequins with her nephew, which was kind of funny because it's like, where did he come from? Um, I mean, like that is. Like that is your stem cell rental, okay? I don't believe that you have any family members. Like I refuse to believe it. That just looks like some kid she rented to produce stem cells for her to inject into her face. Yeah, I'm fairly certain that Mar-A-L-O was actually created in the lab.

Like she's from like that movie species. She's like species. She's like the real species. Like she was created. Yeah, she was like raised in like a scientific lab behind glass and she broke out through the through the through the the windows and she like fulfilled her lifelong dream, which was to come to planet earth and be on the real housewives of Atlanta. And the picture dish was being kept in an even markets or something. So when she came out, she only saw brands. It's like what's imprinted on her for life. Yeah, it was a really very narrow experiment. I was like, how it was alien life react

to brand name, design or clothing. So outside, Candy and Todd drive up and Todd's wearing a socks which are hilarious. Yeah, he's like, so are you gonna sign this car and candy? She's like, you got cash. Let's put cash. He's like, how much? He's like, 100 at least. Who puts a hundred dollars in baby's cards?

Can we please invite candy to our birthdays? Yeah, seriously. You know what it's called? It's called like you get a stuffed animal. Like at most, get a rattle. Get like a thing. Like a hundred dollars. I mean, it's nice. It's actually very nice to give a hundred dollars, but I mean, I'm a guest. I'm a guest today. I don't even give much of money. I'm like, hell no. I'm not sure. Oh, this is too much. Here, I'll give give you a tip get a job. How about that? Also these kids are one years old like this was too much for that like go to bowling alley Yeah, you know, yeah

So that's where I went as a kid the bowling alley skylands so ponder that everybody so Inside Marlowe has nobody to complain to yet because no one's there so So she turns to her in that view and she's like, you hot. Me too, girl. Me too. Sparing herself. Yeah, poor Marlo spent the entire time fanning herself. And again, that's what got me. You're so mad.

I was like, it is, it is cramped and it is hot. This place is not, this is not a place to have 150 people. Like go to a park and set up a barbecue or something like that You can do that you can scale that but this is too much. It's too much Well, I have a couple predictions in the show the first I already said which is they'll bring Shemari's girlfriend on at some point And the second is that Marlo will start a season long fight about air conditioning in Shemari's house Yeah, I like that on record. I hope so I actually would automatically be on Marlowe's side. Because I like I I really just like being in a hot party. I mean, I don't think anyone likes a hot party. No one likes a

hot party. Yeah. You know what I really dislike being burned alive. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. That's not nice. I don't want to burn. Ronnie comes over to candy and he knows that he's offended her because I'm sure Shemari, Shemari the mouth has told him and so he's like, oh it's candy. Hey, candy. Oh, how's it going? She's like, you're gonna school me again. Yeah. And he's like, no, no. He's like, oh, I am trying to teach you. I've seen you career go up and up and up. And she just rolled her eyes to the camera. And she's like, don't come for me now. Yeah. He's like, I just, I wanted to invite you to a WNBA game. That's all.

NBA game, that's all. So it's like get out of my open relationship. So Jamari now starts talking about how she got weird vibes from Portia recently because she invited Portia to the birthday party and she's like, oh, you can bring bring your niece or nephew or whatever. And Portia's like, well, like she or he, because I did not room. Sorry, I don't know the gender. Nice. Okay. Well, the niece will be with the dad. So she's like, I'm not going to come, I'm not going to bring a child. I'm not going to come in my own. And I fully respect that because I would never go to a one year old's birthday party,

unless I really, really had to. Unless it's related to me. Yeah. It does not like this girl. No, she doesn't She's like, uh, she's like, yeah, it's at the father. And to me, it's like, we went to kindergarten, first grade, middle school, after middle school, junior high, high, we did all that together. We're supposed to be top dogs. Are you even from Decatur? Or are you even from the ATL? I'm like, oh, oh, Samari, don't bark of the porcetry. Okay. Yeah, that's a bad tree. That's a bad tree. It's got a lot of sap.

Gotta be careful. Sap and needles. And then it's a conifer. And then she brings up the makeover thing at the peach party. And candy's like, well, even the one who implied it, she's just didn't say it. She said she was the one who implied that you needed the makeover. And she's going to be like, even implied, implied. Yeah, she goes, she's the most plain Jane out here.

And then like, I'm the one who needs the makeover. I'm like, well, she is kind of a model and like an active model so I don't know if you can really call her plain Jane. So then we get a clip of Eva saying passing the pizza and the rules are if the question is about the person you pass the pizza the person or whatever. So she passes it and Shamiya is just getting that she was coming first and now she's mad. What am I saying? What am I saying? Shamia. God damn it everybody. She's a totally different person in your name. I know, but I'm not writing out everybody's full name for these notes. Damn it. Well, that's that's fine. I'll just

start writing. Well, then you guys start calling your marry and. Go. Shumari. I'll be quietly saying Shumari in the background Just write Shumari Wait, why don't you why don't you cut off the S and cut off the I And you can she can just be Hummer how much color ham ham ham okay, ham Cuz I feel like that's all the appropriate with the ham okay, ham. Okay. I'm gonna be putting in half So she's ready to like go into her first fight. She's like looking for this fight, you know, so she's super Ham is ready. Yeah, the ham is ready. Ham is ham is ready. Go ham So then what a pleasure. Eva comes in. Yeah.

And Eva's like, you know, she sits down and ham starts trying to like confront her about it and everything. And Eva's like, no, no, I mean, like, no, no, no, I didn't mean like that. Like what I, what I, what I mean, I like like she, like I, I,, can you say no, Eva. She's like DJ Eva, like, I, I, was actually making a little turntable gestures my hands as if anyone puts you that. That's called commitment. Okay, Ben was raising the stakes over there if you will. While this podcast is so good with those high stakes. So we got a hand to the new say try and start a fight and even you know, even is backpedaling like crazy and then Samari forgives her very easily. And so that's it.

And I'm like, well, what a waste of a twin's birthday party. Yeah, what a waste. What a waste. So so now we go over to the candy factory. We're Don Juan is sitting on his his laptop doing all the work while Canyon Todd just stared at him at like trying to like a distraction with mindless gossip about Portia and Dennis. Yeah. And she's like, well, you know, I don't know how we got on this subject of Portia's because you brought it up like you bring it up every two seconds, okay? Yeah.

So Don wants like do not tell Porsche. This is not going to end well. You're not going to win. Even if you say it's the most sincere effort, you are still candy and that is still Porsche. Do not do it. Yeah. She only you only just figured out the concept of triangles. Okay. She will not understand the complexity of the situation Well, see that was you heard about hot dogs. She thought that they were selling like Chihuahua's in steam rooms Okay, like don't the please just leave it alone She thought it was a reference to poodles at Shamari's house get it because her house is hot So Todd's like let let me guess, you told her already. She's like, oh, someone has told her.

Yeah, so basically, someone told Porcia about, like, Candy been saying about Dennis and her friends. Porcia told Dennis, Dennis got mad, started calling all his exes to find out what they'd been saying to Candy. And that's where it is. And I like Don Juan. He's like, what's sort of like, isn't that sort of like a bitch ass move?

Like, why would you ever call your exes to point, you know? Like, why would you do that? I was like, point for Don Juan, as always. And he tells Todd, did you call all of your exes and tell us like, no, I'd say, yo, that happened before you don't trip. So now they're like, who told, who told?

I mean, Shocker, do you think, of course, Nini told, Nini is on redemption season where she's going to be as nice as possible for as long as possible and make everyone else do her dirty work. Have you people watched this, chef? Yeah, exactly. So now we go over to a restaurant. It's like a one bar girl and Portia's there for, and then candy. So there's just a two of them.

So there's lots of awkwardness because there's like unspoken drama that's happened regarding what we just talked about regarding Dennis. So Portia is basically like, candy's a mess, a little heifer. Uh, heifer. Oh, that's the other age word. Heifer. Heifers. Hooker in heifers. And she makes a good point. She says, you didn't like when people were talking about little Todd. It's true. Yeah. I will say this though. Candy wasn't as gossiping goes. Candy wasn't being, she wasn't doing like what, free drug was doing where she's like, hard they were, scissors. You know, she was just like,

you know, squealing just like, I heard. Yeah, she just went on national TV 10 times and don't everybody that Dennis is a manhorn You know, which is obviously very obvious obviously obvious obviously obvious, okay You know what my brain isn't working today people. I'm sorry. I'm trying to slip this coffee to get it going like come on Come on, Brian. Come on. You can do this So you know when someone's got toothpaste on their shirt and you're like, whoa, nice shirt, because you don't know what to say. I think that's what people are doing with Cynthia's wig,

because it is glued on like two inches further down her forehead than it usually is, and it looks crazy. I was like, what? I just kept writing what is happening to Cynthia's head. I got scared, because like when you're talking about a Porsche scene with toothpaste, I'm like, uh-oh, where's this gonna go?

Like whose toothbrush did you get into this time? So, so Porsche is like, I like your hair! And she's like, thank you. And then, Porsche is like, I have so many different color hair because Dennis likes color hair. And he's like, who am I dating today? Like, how many different women am I dating? And that's when Candy, you know, releases one of her panted lips. Last.

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Everyone's fax machines just turn on. Everyone's garage door starts out something. We're back. We're back. There was a Commodore 64 who was accessing a motor at the moment. So, I said Cynthia's like, Ciao, I've got some great news.

I'm here, I've called you all here to make an announcement. I'm open up a one bar, the Bailey one seller. I was like, okay, so that means her tagline now has two meetings, like a fine one, I'm like ready, I'm like a fine one, I'm now ready to chill. So they got the chill for will and the wine for her wine bar, I'm like, you are sneaky little devil. Yeah, and that's it. That's that's that's her season tied up right there in the opening line. Yeah. And of course, in true Cynthia fashion, she's

like, now, I don't know a lot about one job. I do enjoy glass. Well, guess what? You know, I love an engine man's, but I'm not going to open an engine man's factory. Okay. It's just crazy. Yeah. I would like I'm like, you I'm not going to open an intonement factory. Okay, it's just crazy. Yeah, I'd be like, I'm like, you should really put that on your menu. I don't know a lot about why, but I do enjoy glass. That's really going to inspire some confidence. Yeah, because wine smobbs aren't snobby at all about wine. They're called wine smobbs for a reason, Cynthia.

It's a very democratic beverage. People are like, it's known for really well. It's like, there's always more room under the tent and when it comes to wine, you know. I'm just happy to see that. She's taken some lessons from Peter, which is that she's going to open up a bar with something that she does very little about

and probably under a highway. Yes, and she's just to cut out the big picture that Peter had painted of her in the in his coffee shops and just move it to the wine bar. Yeah, exactly. So it's much about wine as I do coffee. So there's that. Cynthia's wine. So yeah, so now they start tasting wine. She's like, oh, this one's made in California. Where my boo is. I'm like Cynthia, okay, everyone's like, okay, shut up. Second of all, there's not a lot of novelty in California wine.

It's a pretty huge sector in the wine space. And even I know that I'm not on a pile. Oh, but it's so embarrassing. That's all I have to say. No, it's just so embarrassing for everyone. That's all I have to say. Well, what do you have to say? You can't say more.

It's Cynthia's wine store. Well, you know, what was rules of three, and I had no third. I was like, I'm really happy with my first two. I don't care about the rule of three. And it's appropriate not to do the rule of three with Cynthia, because that would be, that's like so Cynthia to not do the three to make the joke. Yeah, she's like, well, I tried the three,

but I didn't like it. So I'm going to try and profit off the first two. So she orders everybody a glass of wine and they're like, this is nasty. And Neney's like, what is this? And they said, Mascotto, she's like, that is a dessert wine. Okay, when Neney's wine knowledge is above yours, it's time to rethink, okay?

Yeah, maybe if I will. I think I will try this out like a nice, you know, Wendy's. Everyone's like, yeah, you think I will size out like a nice You know Wendy's Everyone's like yeah, you should do your man. I was a man of shavits I wouldn't be surprised if she does like a man of shavits tasting at her wine bar All right, we call this man of shavits is from the Jewish region of Judaism and you'll see there's lots of Complex one note flavors Jesus left it. They're like wait a minute Happy onica everyone by the way, I am actually Rodney one note flavors. Jesus left it. Wait a minute. Happy Hanukkah, everyone.

By the way, I am actually, Rodney, I'm wearing my happy Ramona Kashort right now in honor of Hanukkah. Oh, happy Hanukkah, everybody. Yeah, so candy, finally. So there's all this powder about wine. And now they're like, okay, now let's talk about Dennis. So candy is like, I said no.

Oh, shit. I'm'm gonna be from you. What I heard about Dennis. Like Dennis in you like is being with a lot of my friends. So. She goes and someone said something. And he's like, why are you singing it me? How am I involved in this? And Porsche's like, I said that she didn't say anything to me. And then she gives Neenie this like winky look.

And Neenie's like, no, I did not say I do not get into people's relationships. And then they said, are you sure you didn't tell, oh, the producer says, did you tell Portia? And she goes, no, I didn't even know anything other than what Candy said. And then Portia's like, maybe told me. And so then Portia, like they're like, okay, so like isn't it crazy that he's putting all these tattoos of girls he slept with over the past year and a half and she's like, Well, I mean how many people have you had slept with like people can sleep with other people like over, you know,

people it's not committed whatever but like, yeah, but he got tattoos and she's like, he got my tattoo I'm like, and was like, no, but don't you see that that's kind of weird and she like just hasn't excused for everything. Yeah, don't you think it's sad that he has everyone's tattoos all over him and he only has space for you behind his ear? Like that's really bad. Like he's that filled up and he's not like a thin man, you know? And then yeah, and then she's even like, she seems to even enjoy it.

She's like, oh, I like it every time I look at him in a second different name. Why, look, Margaret Thatcher. President Clinton. Yeah, he has a pension for putting like historical buildings. Madeline, right? Weird. Like random. He's just doing that because once, once a month, he picks a name out and they get a free hot dog. Yeah, Dennis is trying to lure these famous people to the hot dog factory. That's like drop your business.

This goes out the Madeline Albright. We love you so much here at the hot dog factory that we've put a tattoo on me. So now it's up to you to fulfill your part of the bargain that you were never part of, which is you got to come to hot dog factory. Barbara Walters by some relish get some relish for your friend for free. Diane Sawyer, I'm looking at you. I'm getting this tattoo right now to show how much we at the Hot Dog Factory love you. So my vision is 2020 and I want you to come. It's like no, she wasn't on 2020. Mindy Cohen. I've got some extra onions for your hot dog. Joys to it. All I've got to say is three companies nice before

companies even better care to join. So Dennis, she's like, you know, this feels negative because you know, Dennis doesn't even know you even though He named dropped you five times in the first two episodes So it feels negative and I'm supposed to take this as positive wrong well wrong well wrong well wrong Yeah, wrong How am I supposed to take something that's negative and make it into a positive? I tried that with batteries and I almost exploded my car. So Nina is like now I'm just playing devil's advocate but could this be like when people were talking about Cynthia and Will's fake relationship and Cynthia is like yes, yes it

is because we've been in the same boat with people talking about our relationships being fake and I pay my team mobile bill and know that this relationship is solid. Thank you. The difference is that we'll never said let's go out to the movies, let's go out to the movies, let's go out to the movies and have ourselves some fun. Was Will best friends with popcorn? No. Wrong row. Wrong row. Maybe if Will were higher up in the popcorn higher, I could be more to discuss. And Caddy's just scrunching her face and then Porsche goes, we're in a committed relationship and that's all you need to know. And then Candy just pulls her face. She's like, yeah. And that's how we leave the episode.

In much. So should we segue over, Mozion over to Married to Medicine, which also was on this weekend, and it seems to be moving to Fridays now. Yes. They're really respecting this show. Just knowing this show is much possible respect as they can. Um, wow.

Yeah, I don't, yeah, this, I mean, whatever happened to, I mean, didn't they, were they just doing home by Bravo on Fridays and other throwing in marriage medicine? So I'm not really sure. I'm not really sure the fair share to be honest. And they do. Yeah, I use YouTube TV and I was on there looking for this because I forgot to put dirty. John is a recorded show.

I forgot to add it to my cloud DVR or whatever. Oh, you didn't. You didn't hear that it was on TV. I had no idea that there was a show called dirty. John coming out. I'm probably. It was. They really need to up their awareness.

I'm sorry. Geez. So I had to go on where it says Bravo and then you look for all the shows and they don't even have, they have dirty John on there, but what was the other show was looking for? Oh, Unanchored, which is starting I think today, which they must really love this Unanchored show if they're giving it the Vanderpump rules treatment, because that's crazy. It's cheering and I have Vanderpump rules. Wait, wait, I don't even know what you're talking about right now. Can you please explain? Yeah.

Is this the vote? Is this the vote? Yes. Is that a mirror tonight? Yeah, they give up everything that they give up all of their life savings to travel together on a shitty, rinky dink boat with a bunch of other like mediocrely handsome people. I haven't even seen their life savings to travel around with like non-gorgeous people. What are your nets? I know, exactly. Well, that's kind of crazy. The reason why it's crazy to me is

because I knew that there was going to be like a sailboat show coming up, but I didn't, I haven't seen one commercial, one ad, and I go on to the Bravo website all the time. Like, a lot of times when I'm like, like pulling images or using stuff whatever, like I'll go check something out on the Bravo website. I'm on that site, like four to five times a week, and I didn't even see anything about this. So I'm mad. Yeah, they didn't even, they don't even have it listed on their list of shows. So that's, that's kind of where Bravo is at right now, guys. It's called unanchored. Wow even even frickin welcome to Whatever that place was got got like a little thing at the bottom of the screen. Wow. Yeah, I'm like

But they did with Vanderpump rules, which is showing some kind of voter confidence, I guess well, they also did that for rules, which is showing some kind of vote of confidence, I guess. Well, they also did that for, uh, apres case. So, yeah, so I guess there you got. There's your answer. I'm worried that this might be a new, uh, our latest, like, the, reincarnation of tour group. Uh, well, we don't have to cover this one. Thank God.

I know. Well, we can't, we don't have time. We bet you about Bravo, but you know, but thank you bravo because you've got so many good shows on right now that we can actually avoid shows like this. Remember back in the day, we were like, okay, well, it's on. So we have to watch it. Well, I'm looking at the cast right now and none of them are attractive. So it's even less, even less. That's what I'm saying. And it's so rude to say that, but I'm like, why would you spend your life saving on homely people?

Like who does that? Yeah, I'm like really, I'm really not sold on this. Yeah, so we'll see. Of course we hate everything at first, it'll maybe it'll prove to be a classic. Don't forget that we'll see. You guys let us know. You guys let us know if it's good and then maybe we'll circle back to it, but for right now we got so many shows, including marriage and medicine. Maybe we'll circle back to it, but for right now we got so many shows, including marriage amendments.

Maybe we'll circle back to it. Circle, girl, girl. Circle, girl. All right, so let's just do a little quickie update on Mary Demedison, shall we? Yeah, so I guess let's talk about the main things that happen with every lady. So first we have Dr. Jackie,

who somehow took 10 years off of her, like she looks like she went back in time 10 years. Did she look so much younger this episode? How'd that happen? I think she's generally... I mean, I know that that's terrible to say, but it works for boys and for girls. You start getting some after a long drought. She does have a glow about her. So Dr. Ken, great Dr. Ken, you know, the therapist on marriage medicine are really, I think they're doing great work considering that they're just

but they're time working at like Domino's pizza. So, you know, Dr. Ken basically told Jackie, hey, you got, you guys, like here's what you have to do. You have to treat Curtis like a king for a day and cook for him naked and do everything he wants. I was like, whoo. Yeah, that's how you punish a husband who cheated on you in public.

Treat him like a king for a day. I think he's already been treating himself like a king plenty, okay? Yeah, last time I checked, she was watching his, you know, midlife crisis car. Yeah, while he was getting his knob polished. Yeah, so yeah, she, and did you notice that Dr. Ken went this internet therapy, which just kills me that people do this

Yes, but it's internet therapy and he's got like some kind of green screen on his Yeah, I noticed that and it's a brick wall behind him like he's a comic I'm like, what are you giving therapy at your imagined set at the laugh factory? What is happening? I totally noticed that like if you're gonna Green screen yourself a boy, make it look like you're at like the Taj Mahal. Like, oh, I'm sorry. Let, excuse me, let me take some time out of my Taj Mahal trip to give you some therapy.

Like why like a random brick wall with like a shitty fern? Yeah, he's like men and women are different. Am I right, guys? Just like fake laughs coming through the computer. Oh my God. So Dr. Jackie says she's gonna treat Curtis like a king, but of course she just knows how to cook. She doesn't even know how to change her oven setting.

So she has like Jackie and Quad and Heavenly come over. And Quad comes up, comes in like some strange like Western salute. Well, I'm sorry. She Quad is like, she has like, but it's just Quad come over. No, I'm sorry. She, Quad is like, she has like, wait, does Quad come over? No, I think Quad's just so much. No, I think Quad's just so much. Yeah, you're right. So yes, they go over and they help her,

and they help her cook some food, and then they leave, and then Curtis comes over, and Dr. Jack, he gives them like a cape, and like a scepter, and a crown, and everything, and then like, she's like, I'm gonna treat you like a king. I don't need to do a meal.

That only a king would want don't give you a meal that only a king would want some overboiled green beans and dry salmon. He's like this is good, thanks. Yeah. I'm gonna have a piece of rice. Oh, sorry, go ahead. I'm gonna say he's on such good behavior that he takes his first bite and he puts it in his mouth and before it's even like cross the threshold of his lips he goes this is good this is good Yeah, he's just so psyched to get laid and heavenly heavenly's advice was no you got a feature man I don't even have my terrible heavenly voice Stop feeding your husband heavenly, okay, and I got a fucking I'm like you know what stop feeding your husband

heavenly okay and I'm not even I'm a fat person I'm not here to fat shame but the man can only wear scrubs okay like I'm only an old lady working for how much I've loved myself okay and I got it like stop loving myself so much so I can you know shop at dillars again and I would give you the same advice stop that's too much loving your man. Yeah, I think he's getting too much milk for free. Like, let's get him into like, just a solid, like just some jeans, jeans and like a polo. Like, old Navy jeans and polo to follow Ronnie's lead.

Okay, let's just like, you know, he needs to start like acting like he needs to start, you know, impressing you a little bit, you know, because's just like, you know, he needs to start like acting like he needs to start, you know, impressing you a little bit, you know, because she's like, oh, Danny, daddy, it's day can cure you every night. Gross. This is one time where you could follow advice, heavenly. Watch what Jackie's doing, okay? Yeah. Look, look how steam can cook a fish. Yeah. Exactly. So, Yeah, exactly. So, yeah, so that's happening with Jackie. Then, we also have in Toyo land, there's like huge drama.

Huge. Because huge. Because they drive their crazy car. They're a car that they drive. It reminds me of the remote control cars. I would see when I, like, watching afternoon cartoons after school, there always be commercials for cars. And. I would see when I, like, watching afternoon car tunes after school, there would always be commercials for cars. And there was this one car that, like, would always say,

when the going gets tough, the tough gets going. And it was this car that had, like, claws and its wheels, and it would be, like, normal wheels, but then the claws would come out, and it'd show it going over, like, rocks and stuff, like, whoa, look at that cool car. And I basically, like, Eugene, like Eugene found that car on life size. And now it's like driving it over rocks

to get to, you know, Con-Artist houses. Yeah. That commercial, I used to watch that and think, who the fuck wants that, you know? You remember that toy? It's Eugene, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I totally, I wanted it so badly. I was like, wait a second, those wheels have claws

that come out when the going gets tough. Girl, that's tough, wait a second. Those wheels have claws that come out when the going gets tough. Girl, that's tough, that I get. Go it. Girl. I was like a little carry-duber. Girl. So he's like, well, I've got to show you

what I'm doing. Let's look at the progress of the house. So they're going to the house, they go downstairs. And he's like, I want to show you what's downstairs. She's like, like, louse it. And he's like, well, kind of. We have to take some of this room because, you know, houses need things like electricity, water, like, what?

And he's like, yeah, that's, you know, there has to be a utility room. So it might cause it. He's like, well, he's like, would you rather get rid of the butler's pantry? She's like, we don't even have a butler. Yeah. What do you people doing, a wine seller? She knows about as much wine as Cynthia. Come on. Yeah, exactly.

Like that's literally where Cynthia's wine seller is going to be. Like, it's like, oh well, I have to tell Cynthia a baler shot to find the location. I did see a really cool underpass though. Wine. Cynthia Bailey's a wine, Treyas L.A. We have a lot of heaters.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so basically, I guess they need more space for the boiler room or the utility room or whatever, than they were expecting, which is surprising because I thought an architect would have that sort of figured out beforehand. So I like the toy. I was like, well, he already does on it. We got through it. Yeah. And then she said, well, can I have it later? And he's like, okay, toy. So I've got to have a white cell of wood. Yeah, because that's going to be a lot cheaper after our house has already finished to redig and then add a wine cellar in the already made basement you people come on toy What I should the dig was a wine cellar did somebody fuck up because I don't think I fucked up

Okay, I don't think I fucked up. I don't think I fucked up. She is so I you just knocked over a supporting wall. Oh Sorry You took a load bearing wall. You took a load bearing beam down, okay? Toia, you just crashed Eugene's life size remote control car into the side of the framing. Alright, so who else do we have here? We have Moria who I'm impressed that Aiden wasn't wearing his ear things. What do you call a stethoscope? He's like, I'm a doctor. I'm a doctor. Someone pointed on my Facebook that every scene he's in even when he's just at home He's wearing his stethoscope and that is so true. That's so funny Yeah, but Mariah really did not have a presence in this episode

We had heavenly heavenly went to visit her her doctor So she shows up and there's like this hot dude Random hot dude who's there and she's like Oh, you're today, and he's like I'll go grab the mind doctor. I'm like Who is this like man servant and why is he calling doctor K the mind doctor like what is this like Strange house of horrors that they're in yeah, doctor K is still working on his brand Yeah, so this was like a really it was like an intriguing scene because on the one hand, you know, obviously, happenedly was having a big emotional breakthrough during the scene,

but on the other hand, there was something so ridiculous about how she was having her breakthrough that I couldn't help but like just like quietly snicker as I watched. Yeah. She's like, well, there's one bitch. And he's like, okay, now close your eyes. Anama. Anama. Now what was Little Kim saying? That's just like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

She's like, no Kim, she's cursing and jibrating on daddy. No, not Lil Kim. Little Kim, what is she saying? She's like, oh, ma. And then she starts doing that crying right down the center of her eyes thing, which my mom told me is fake lifetime crying. If ever it's down the center, it's fake.

Oh yeah, that's right, you told me that, because I mean, because normal crying comes down the sides. Yeah. Yeah, you're right, yeah, because she's sitting there, because she's being like faux hypnotized, because he's like, listen to the sound of my boss. You're following it to a deep mama, ma, ma,

by ma. I'm now speaking to Lil Kim. Lil Kim, are you there? Daddy. Yes, well, sort of. I'll take it. Do you wanna eat my Gucci? Oh, mama, ma, let's go deeper, deeper.

Uh-uh. You, you, Gucci? Oh, Malama. Let's go deeper deeper You you you no, Danny Emergency my mama emergency my mama little Kim as a face the producers are playing like audio flashbacks We hear quads saying things like absolutely not or whatever I have like Keep walking down the stairs. you're taking step one. Step two, you see that Toyet does not have a closet in the basement. What does Little Kim say about that? Maaah! What have he done in the closet?

What is Little Kim doing now? Well, she's what she really wants to be doing is being better at the better person, but she sees his holds all around her. She's angry. So she comes back, he's like, okay, now. Lil Kim, stop grinding against Daddy's flaccid penis and come back into the present. She's like, I think I finally figured out did me my runny dog. Also, Dr. I have to report that it'll just

have her breast funded by Diana Ross. Is that playing anything with my forgiveness journey? Mama, I think we're getting our lines crossed here. He's like, he doesn't need to put more money in the meter. We'll get the fuck out of my mama house. I feel like I forgive him, Mariah, but I also feel like I want to touch a magic stick. What happened when I was under? I'm out. Those are all my little camera references. I'm done. So Simone is having me, Kasa Sucasa party to welcome back her husband into her

home and um yes. So everybody calls over and they're like so confounded by the Spanish that cracks me out. They're all making like Mariah's like, well Mikasa is Mikasa because he still don't live there. Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t pie like it's it's for dessert But why key line pie key line pie is the worst I just like I love his like indignant reaction to key line pie like and Keyline pie is like amazing so Michael like you really got to learn And speaking of food they're talking about K so and she's like you're gonna do the case of right See so and he's like you know, I want to kill you. He says something K so and she's like you're gonna do the case of right C so and he's like You know, I want to kill you. He said something like that. And she's like after the OJ trial You should watch saying I want to kill you. Why are we bringing up the OJ trial?

It seems like such a random old thing to bring up, you know, aren't there more recent wife-killing up bring up I old thing to bring up, you know, aren't there more recent wife killing us with bring up? I mean, based off of Simone's strange, paisley, floral, whereas Waldo roughly nect, roughly shoulder top, like maybe she's just still kind of stuck in the 90s. Yeah. She's like, would you like to take your white bronca around the block? See so? See so. So people start to show up and everything and heavily enter, she's like, well, praise the Lord.

I don't wish I was thought was funny, because like- That's how she enters every room. She's like, praise Jesus. Like okay. I made it to the door frame. I, praise the Lord, I made it

without wanting to go down on daddy, Kuchi. I have a late, we just had a lot of sex on the way over here. I couldn't even see the road. Daddy was just eating me out the entire time. Oh, God. It's like, okay, having a little. So gross. So, um, yeah.

So everybody starts to come, everybody basically comes over. Uh, Contessa looks like she's entering a beauty contest. Just some kind. She's in like a blue skin type ball gown. Yeah She's showing up like like her her her boobs are ready her boobs are ready for action Then everyone's shaming her boobs because they're only well, especially heavenly like that. They're only like be cups Versus everyone else is like deep deep cups Which I think is really hilarious because she just had a double nasectomy and yet they still have a good shame.

Are you putting better boobs in the sky? Yes, okay. Oh my god. So yeah, they're going after her and calling her tiny titties and stuff. I'm like, put the mosquito back to trust her. Welcome back, Oleg! Yeah. So Cecil and Simone, they addressed the group. I was like, we invited you all here tonight our friends because Cecil and I are back on track. We are living

under the same roof and can you believe that about OJ Simpson? Um and everyone cries and heavenly's like yeah you're the best couple if you can't make it how's that gonna eat me out after steak And Ades just the background you just kept on saying over and over again. Can we toast the family? Can we toast the family? Can we toast the family? Can we toast the family? Can we toast the family? It's like shut up Aiden. We're gonna just the family to hold on Aiden's just trying to get someone to make a yo mama joke So he can have something to do Yeah, so then the guys go downstairs because like the ladies with their lady business They always want to get to troubles. They always want to fight. So let's go down and be man in the in the boom boom rooms

They go downstairs and there's like these two random bartenders lady bartenders and the guys like oh We get trouble you get trouble? Where you get trouble? Okay, how many of you have cheated on your wife in this room? Could you please raise your hand? Yeah, and then Aiden, like he got,

everyone's like, oh, is Aiden here because he's gonna get text Mariah, which I like that they all just like trash on Aiden. And then Aiden like comes out of the bath, and he's like, I just have to say, I didn't put the toilet seat down. And that's all I got to say. OK, I'm a man. I'm a man.

It's like, OK, Eden. But I'm telling Mariah that one of you did it. Yeah. So Simone knows what's going on. So she decides to stir up some trouble. She's like, have you noticed that the men have become very quiet? It's almost as if they're gang-banging a girl down there, but I'm sure they are. Because there are no girls other than these girls in this house. Heavenly, why don't you go look?

We need to send ambassadors. So she sends Heavenly and Jackie down there. Yeah, it happens like Yeah, why you gotta sit by the whole daddy and he's like I didn't even notice that it was a whole right here I was just sitting here. She didn't even see her until you came down the stairs. I was even paying attention. I was reading my latest copy of ScrubSquatterly. So, Heavenly goes back upstairs. She's like, you know there's some hose down there? I'm like, yes, all those men, yes correct. Yeah, no kidding. Why are you saving the ladies, okay? They've kept it in their pants so far. Yeah, so down, meanwhile downstairs, poor Eugene, you know, that boom, boom, boom, room is not set up for shooting basic cable.

So he's already sweating and he's like, you know, I really miss Greg. I miss that little guy. Don't you miss him? He sort of reminds me of a weird, rapid parakeet. You know what I'm saying? God, Eugene, such a shister. Can't you hang out with him? If it's so important for you to hang out with him,

can't you just like hang out with him when it's not on camera? Like why do you have to be a dissing your friend? It's not like they just had some divorce where she left because they weren't getting along. He cheated, he got you humiliated or publicly. Like Jesus, guys. Yeah, he's a dick.

And even Cecil, like in the confessional He's also sweating in the confessional and he's like we're gonna be friends with quad and with Greg and like I'm like you guys You're you guys are talking about Greg and you guys are all sweating right now, okay? That shows that there's some something shift you're going on all right, so you guys have to figure that out. Yeah so There's something shifty going on, all right? So you guys have to figure that out. Yeah. So quad, okay. So then upstairs, the girls are talking. And Toy is like, I told Uji that we don't, we're not gonna do another, fat,

another couple strip with people who aren't couples. So if you're not the couple, you can't come on the next trip. And quad's like, excuse me. Like, Toya, you're not the producer of this show. And quote, quads like excuse me, like to, to ya, you're not the producer of this show. You don't get to just cast whoever you want to. I know that you still don't understand that,

but you don't get to just kick people out of group trits. I'd much rather watch quad there alone crying over her little diamond bracelet. Then watching you talk about fucking Eugene, okay? Anything else? I don't, Bruce. That bracelet has gone through so much. When the DVR isn't working, I look else that bracelet is got me through so much when the DVR is working I look at that bracelet not say bracelet wow the DVR whoa so

see yeah she's starting it up with quad and I thought it was so funny because I wrote down a note and then Quad said it immediately which is like you know you spent the entire season being like Guadal's nine out Guadal's nine out and now you're disinviting her from all future trips and then Quad's Quad literally says the same thing. Yeah and then Quad's like well I may be a single Quad right now but eventually I would be a Quad Caw firing on all of my chips in my What? Firing on all of my chips in my... What?

All the cores in my chips? What I've strapped spot is that I'm gonna be around. I'll travel a couple trips whether I'm with someone or not. Absolutely not. And yes, I will. And there's such and may I please the court. That one I've strapped spot is I look for Spectrum cable now. Mm-hmm.

They're like, okay, okay. Heavenly's like, well, he's gotta go through a school. And so they're talking about how they're gonna get a man through this group of women who overquad dates. Yeah. And then Tori is like, well, the vet process will be hot. First of all, he should have kids, cause quad will make it wear a long time.

Like, okay, let's see who gets it first. Quad, a kid, or you, a wine cellar. Yeah, this is a race I can get behind. Yes, so then the episode is sort of like settles in on at Top Golf, which is like where they go like every other episode on the show. So they're at Top Golf and like Cecil's there and Eugene's there. It's like, oh, the guys and Aiden's not feeling well. So we miss it, which I guess is probably setting up like,

because next week it looks like Aiden has a hospital situation. So, Eugene's there and I like that Eugene is wearing a t-shirt that just has a big image of like a shoe store. It's like, Did you notice that? No. It was probably like a Nike thing or whatever, but it was like the aisle, it's like when you go to an outlet, a shoe store outlet, and you go through and you see racks of shoes that are half in the box or whatever, it was like you put that on his t-shirt.

I was like, oh, of course, Eugene would do that. I first thought it was Costco, which I was like, oh, of course, Eugene would have a Costco t-shirt. Like, this is what life was like when I went to Costco this weekend. Costco shoes. It's true. Some Kirkland shoes.

So they bring, they bring, what's his buttons? Dr. G. And he's so little. I wrote down. I forget how little he is until I see him again. It's just just talk so loudly, you know, but he comes in and he's like, I

may be late, but I'd never behind. Which yes, that is my portion of voice everybody back off. Yeah. There's a there's a fine line between Dr. Gregory and Porti. I know I was also doing my Portiuk voice, but he's but it's same and and Damon's like in a manly way I miss you like shut up with your

what you're your your bailed homophobia you like what like like a like a like a female way like you like shut up. You were a better way to say hobo noia, like paranoia. Like paranoia. Exactly. Nobody to think I'm gay right now. No, when it wants you to be gay, okay, back off. You're scary enough to straight people. Daddy.

Yeah, thanks for sparing us the indignity of you saying no homo, okay, because that's basically what you're saying right there. Oh god, look, we suggested Daddy's a homo. Now there's a helicopter landing on my roof. Oh my God. It's daddy coming to set the record straight. That really hurt when you said that, Baba. Why would you say that? I'm not a homosexual. Yeah. So they're like, so Greg, like, what happened with your furniture? And he's like, so I went, I left to go to work because I work hard to earn money to pay for whatever quad ones

because that's what I am. I myself was good doctor and I came home to an empty house. And my god damn sleep number was missing. Can you believe it? Yeah, my sleep number. And that's the thing they're most defended about because she also left the divorce papers in the mailbox for him, which I don't think is that me

and you know she doesn't need to go to dinner with that but the sleep number and he's like and it was one of those remote control ones. I'm sorry you're like basically you're glorified air mattress is missing but like maybe you can use or get a Casper and use the crap and scot crap and crap is a check out and Daddy's like, well, I really believe in love not homosexual love But you know the kind God intended between a man and a woman So I hope that you guys could get back together. He's like

He said a rat's ass chance in hell Rat or rat shit a rat shit a rat's ass chance in hell. Oh, a rat shit. I'm sorry. A rat shit. A rat shit. OK, I was like, why, what am I missing here? Like, why are they bleeping out a rat shit? Yeah. A rat shit.

Yeah. How funny. I also like that. I liked when Curtis was like, if it were me, I would have just shaken my head and said, baby, why you take the bed? And Dr. Jack is like, and if that's all you had to say on your Greg, you get everything you deserve.

I was like, standing over you, son. Yeah, you're so strong when it's someone else's. Daddy's like, oh, I'm an optimist and also someone who hates homosexuals. Is there maybe a sliver of hope left? Maybe for a good, good old traditional marriage? Just a little bit? I'm an optimist.

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