Watch What Crappens - RHOA & Married2Med: Hot Dog Tea

Episode Date: November 20, 2018

Shamari gets her peach on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kandi decides whether or not to spill tea on Porsha's hot dog man. Over on Married to Medicine, it's another pontoon ride from hell until everyone puts their problems into a seashell and pretends all is forgiven. This week's bonus episode is a recap of the Shahs of Sunset Reunion Part One! To hear it, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New Ramona Christmas and Hanukkah tees avail until Nov at www.CrappensMerch.com. Free Shipping on orders over $45 until Nov 26 with code FREESHIP11d3fb97 You can also find store links and ticket links at http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Should we just dive into this madness? Yeah, let's get a little bit lantern in our lives. So it opens up, um, porches at the gym and Eva comes and joins her there. Um, uh, so Eva walks in. She just like, hmm, this gym smells like all rubber.

I'm like, I'm pretty sure that's way much of a smell. I can't just, she's like, this gym smells like all rubber. I'm like, I'm pretty sure that's way more gym smell. I can't just, she's like, my gym smells like eagletics. I'm like, well, I don't like your gym's a real gym, then. Yeah, I think that's a steam room. Yeah. Eva has been starting to show all sorts of signs of shade. She had all sorts of shady comments this entire episode, which makes me happy. I've been like wanting that from her.

I want more shade and little nasty comments because eventually it's going to catch up to her and someone's going to get mad at her. And that's what that's all I want. I want people to get mad at each other on this show. It kind of bugs me when people just come in trying to cause problems just because they were called boring lassies and you know because I think that's what's happening here. People were like, she's boring. She didn't do shit which is true. And I think that quote was for me directly. And so this year she's born, she didn't do shit. Which is true and I think that quote was for me directly. And so this year she's like, I'm gonna fight with everybody. Well, I mean, again, as a student of Eva Pigford

from the America's next top model days, this is more true to her personality. So I think it's more like last season. She was on Best Behavior because she was new on the show and her husband was running for mayor. And now she's like, okay, cool. I can be shady again. Yeah, I'm back to being married to a loser.

And now I can be a biot. So yeah, and then the shade just continues and she starts, so she's working out. She's like, I'm a model. When was the last time you saw a model with a big booty? I mean, the only one I could think of is Cynthia. I don't know. I can't with her. And I'm not really a huge fan of Cynthia either. But like, who comes after the most boring person, you know, it's like coming

after it's like coming after like a dish, you know, like just a plain white dish rag, you know, it doesn't want to do anything but leave the counter well for you. Why would you come after it like this? Well, I think it's like, it's like wheels. You have to see what you can poke at. She's also going after Shemia, don't forget. So she's going after Shemia. I'm not even ever there. And then she later, she calls her Marlo a little bit, which, you know, it's more of an effort. Yeah, you know, like I play a lot of board games. And one thing that happens in a lot of board games is

Like you to do an action you put a piece in a certain area You'd be like, okay, I'm gonna put my little guy over in this part of the board Which means I get to like gather three pieces of stone or I go here I get to collect some money or I go here. I get to do this action and then there's always you know those spots fill up That's the fun of the board game and then there's always one spot Where everyone can go to like if all the spots run out there's always that spot that everyone can go to and you don't get a big reward for it But at least you get like a you get like one buck you don't waste a turn and that's what Marlow is she's just sort of like the You know what? No one else has anyone to fight with okay. Let's just go after Marlow get just get like a little pittance for it, you know?

Yeah, she's like your free role yeah um so portion think huh it's just happening poppin I can 10 to 5 pounds baby and then they talk about how hard it is getting baby weight off but Portia has an how to baby which I love she's like yeah I don't got a baby I got hot dogs yeah I like watching Portia what I always call it pork I like watching Portia show workout because like they started doing like knee up to something she does like through just That's me walking the dog okay my dog is getting like a quarter of a block these days

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Oh, Eva Eva is like well look don't feel bad because I knew Michael was the one after four months You know you got me who's married for a million years and then you've got Marlow who's 42 years since never been married Like what is this? What is this random shit coming out of your mouth? You are gonna get cut. Like literally cut, Marla will cut you. And then she decides to go back to the Cynthia well. She's like, you know what, I've actually been really vibing with Cynthia, you know?

It is what it is. I'm 33 and she's 51. Oh my god, all right. Well, I don't think that vibing is gonna last much longer. Keep saying things like that. Yeah. And then she's bitching about Marla some more about the rooms and Portia tells us I didn't realize she had issue with Marla Maybe she's another flip flop or hey Cynthia number two. I was like they're about they're about as entertaining

Yeah speaking flip flops. I dropped a hot dog on the floor last night bounced around it was flip flopping everywhere I dropped a hot dog on the floor last night and bounced around it was flip-popping everywhere Ha having love. Hey, look I caught between my toes in the flip-flop. It was still good He oh So next up Greg and Neenie, okay, I'm gonna say this. This is the saddest shit I've ever seen, okay? I watch I'm not saying that anybody's faking their illness for a scene, okay? I know this is real and that's what makes it even sadder and I don't want to watch seen, okay? I watch, I'm not saying that anybody's faking their illness for a scene, okay? I know this is real, and that's what makes it even sadder, and I don't wanna watch it, okay? I watch this show to see Porsche talk about hot dogs.

It's really sad, and like, it gives me like very vivid flashbacks to sweet daisy on blood-swedded heels, and we watch this all happen with daisy, and it just makes me very, very, very sad, very, very sad. Yeah. So let's just agree. We love Greg. Everybody loves Greg. Let's give this a skip, shall we? Yeah. And like if something notable happens, then we'll report on it. But honestly, really all that happened was like sadness and peach tea.

So I think we can just like move forward to candy and be like, no, rally. I'm going gonna watch down my dry erase board. Cause I'm working. Don't want no dry, respond, don't need no dry, respond. She's going to open the door of candy coated factory, candy, candy factory for Samari, the newbie. Da da da da da.

New lady alert. Yeah, Samari is here Her big thing is that she's married to Ronnie DeVoe of Bellbib DeVoe and new edition And that Shamari was in the girl group black Which was discovered by Lisa Lathai Lopez and basically Shamari wants to reunite black I guess she just wants to fall in the footsteps of escape. But I don't feel like, I mean, Black had its moment,

but I don't think its moment was quite as big as escapes. So we'll see how that goes. Yeah, and she, everything she says is like, I'm famous or my husband is famous. Like it's something to do with that. And she's very excellent is gonna try and start fighting with people right away. So, yeah, she's very excellent. It's gonna try and start fighting with people right away. So, yeah.

She has a good effort. Yeah. But I also am wary of people who just come on and talk about how famous their husband is. Yeah, because the thing is this, like, Belbiv Devo and New Edition are iconic groups from the 80s and early 90s. But like every time she mentions her husband, she's like,

the legend, Ronnie DeVo, legend. Okay, let's settle down just a little bit. All right, calm down over there Mrs. Newton. Just what? I'm an old guy like Wayne Newton's only legend. I can't. I of course like Isaac Newton. Why are we referring to Isaac Newton? I can't wait. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm Black to the public. And she's like, I'd love it if you come and can he's like,

I can't. And she's like, yeah, we're girl groups and we're both in girl groups and we're both in the industry. So anytime we see each other, we're like, hey, go, hey, hey, go, hey. Like me, but like, candy doesn't even follow her on Instagram. She follows Porsche and not Samari. Oh, she doesn't follow her. I thought she did No, she was like following either the kids or something cuz candy like see now rally

Let me give you a follow some are and she's like, oh, okay, well Oh, I was following you. I guess you weren't following me. Okay, it's like Yeah, she's like well, I see ACE is learning Mandarin. My babies have a Spanish made. So they're only going to speak Spanish. So now we get to see a little bit of Shamari's life. So she has two young twins. She has Ronnie or husband. Hey, that's you Ronnie. And then they live in. I used to sing a Ronnie on TV. They're always serial killers and rapists from law and order or you know, or public and president. Otherwise, there's not that many Ronnie's around. Well, guess what? Because this Ronnie is

legend. So they have like modest house, etc. And basically Ronnie is in a new cold. House, etc. Well, I noticed that they didn't love your skip overshade. Basically Ronnie is in a new poll of all the house to setter. Well, I noticed that they didn't love your skip over shade. They have a modest house, etc. They did. It was it was small for Bravo standards. From what we could see. I mean, we didn't see much, but all I could see was that the kitchen seemed a little small and was very close to the front door

So okay, no, I'm with you. I just thought it was funny. It was just you know For for a legend I expected something a little bit more palatial She's like ladies ladies ladies. I don't know about you, but I'm married to Ronnie Blah blah the blah blah His music stands a test of time. He is everything to the world. Yeah. Yeah. I'm. Yeah. So the legend. So we find out that that she that she and Ronnie are shorting up their own group together called me and

Mari like Shamari me and Mari so first of all bad grammar called Mari and I well the stage is Mari the Mari poetry Mari with children Mari poppins so they're in the studio and we see we see Shamaris singing and she's like in the booth and I forgot what the song was but it was something like, you're touched, you feel I'm waking up with you. It's like it sounded like it was a jingle for like Folgers or like, well or I don't know like So she's like me and my husband met at the Janet Jackson icon concert in 2002 Then we had sex and a lot of times people say you have sex the first night and it doesn't work But 17 years later and then a bug flies on her. I was like I love when this happens in so much first episode

I think the frava is now actively Just releasing insects into their interviews. Like, I think I think there's someone there with a jar like like they have a fly in a jar that just like why are they opening the corner? Because this is happening a lot lately. Yeah, they're like she said I come throw a bug at her. So I'm so lucky because I got speaking of bugs I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so girl. I remember that. So he's start he has to go into the studio for his turn And he's like all right. He's like trying to get into it and it's really off key and stuff and I was like oh my god You guys are so well-rounded. I think she said that I know and she said

Um think about me Ronnie think about me and he goes okay. She'll be those breast dishes And that but too. I was like oh my God, I hope he writes the lyrics. I'm just hoping that Kim Zoologyx vocal trainer is still on town. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Now, I know. I'm running to vote.

I mean, Belba DeVoe is for real. But I would say musically, it was a little pitchy dog. It was a little pitchy dog. It was a little pitchy dog. Yeah. Well, we're just going to be like, JZMP on say. It's like, oh, God. And then they listen back to their track. And I just have to say thank you to the robot industry.

He was taking over, OK? All of our jobs are going to be replaced. But hey, you're going to be. All of you are going to be fucking robots within a year, OK? I saw the news that robot Sex dolls are like gonna be $10 in China. Yeah, so everyone we're all gonna be fucking robot dolls and thank God because at least we get them Where they matter the most and that is terrible terrible music because he's he sounded great. They sounded like very on key robots Yeah, which is how robots should be by the way if you're're a robot in your off key, then why even be a robot?

Yeah, don't be like one of those McDonald's robots that squirts your ketchup on crookedly. Oh, that's like a really, that's. That's bad. That's an indictment. Yeah, so what I'm saying, like thank you song robots because you really did this couple of favor. So now we see Cynthia, she goes over to Nene's place

and Nene's like, oh wow, you look like you've been to the islands. I just started to laugh. I'm just a mad. Cynthia's just like, Ciao, thank you. Thank you for, thank you for knowing about my kitchen island. I have been, I just put some new, you tense chance to carry on the islands Yeah, it's a really fascinating scene with Cynthia talking about counter tops and slate, you know Yeah, basically Tony Braxton gave Nini recommended a holistic person to Nini and now Nini has bought a tree So she's like I'll buy the whole damn forest I'm just trying to keep my wig above water, which is Nini's new thing to say wig over and over again I mean yeah, I'm not against it. I'm not against it. It's tough to point out that every scene she talks about her wig.

Yeah. So yeah, so that that's all to, you know, it's like a holistic stuff to help Greg, etc. So why don't we move over to candy unless you have any pressing thoughts about right? No, we got a tree, okay. So Kandy's calling all the girls to invite them to ATLI for Samari. And she can't keep it together with Borscht because Borscht is probably on T-Mobile like me. And you can set the Dict T-Mobile. Thanks for the nothing you'd give me in my life.

Yeah. So it just keeps hanging up. And Kandy's like, are you hanging up on me? I thought we were in a good place. Yeah. And then she, I mean, apparently, apparently, I guess Porsche probably has a whole bunch of numbers because candy winds up FaceTiming some random dude in his car. And I was just like, could you imagine driving down the street and you get a FaceTime and it's Candy Burris and like, see?

Now Porsche and you're like, whoa, what is Candy Burris doing? Like that guy like that guy? That kind of so lucky he lived candy burrs Face time to buy accidents. I know, but then you're also the guy that got hung up on by candy burrs You know it's like it's like so much good and so much bad happening at one time I would be like did that happen did candy burrs just call me and then hang up on me like I would not know what to do with myself So she's being read. Oh, go ahead. I was just going to say, I noticed that when she was calling Porsche, it was still listed as Porsche Williams Stewart in her contact. I was like, that's

shady. Yeah, I never changed it. You're still beside in my phone. That's remind you're logging days like 2006 or something. But like, you know, I would hope that like if I had some sort of like asshole Like like if if you had me in there like I don't know I would want I would hope that like if I had gotten married to someone and that person wound up being a huge dick that you still wouldn't have His last name on my contact. Well a long time ago my phone synced the pictures I guess from Facebook and so my friend Trisha is still the picture for once you was dating this, a long time ago, my phone synced the pictures, I guess, from Facebook. And so my friend Trisha is still the picture for when she was dating this dick a long time ago.

And she's like, please, time's up. I'm like, that's how I'm off. She got really mad at me, but then I couldn't. Like, I kept re-sinking, and it's always with that guy. And I said, you're going to have to delete him off all of your socialaries going to keep appearing. That's amazing. So, Candy and Portia are apparently friends again,

because Candy's cracking up and she's like, what you doing? Besides, bustin' up Instagram with Bikini Fighters. And Portia's like, oh, I'm back on your timeline, R&D, which I thought was funny. So then she tells us, Candy, with this tea, she's totally keeping to herself. Candy's pulling out the old Candy special where she's like, I know something. I'm not gonna see nothing unless somebody else.

Yeah. And the Candy starts busting out her laugh too, because you know she has got that the only thing harder to Harder than doing candy's voice is doing her laugh because she's like she goes She's basically like what's going on behind you and where she's like well, I'm not gonna show you this is you're looking for hotdog man He's not here and candy goes I'm being nosy Oh, I'm being nosy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha comment or comment. So, Carmen, don't be talking about what she did. What is she brought in comment? Yeah, he would do it. He's doing everything.

He's in a fucking IBM commercial. He's like, synergy. What is synergy? This is what synergy can do for classrooms. I'm like, oh my God, Carmen, please, just take a seat. I'm sick of... No, Carmen. I would love it if he came in.

He's so handsome. He really is. So, yeah, I just put, I put, uh, Q Carmen or Mama Joyce because you know, she's gonna have them come try and do her dirty work and try and pretend she's innocent, which is one of my favorite candy moves by now. Well, it's a Lisa van der Paz darling.

I would say now that Lisa van der Paz out, candy has to take over the controls as the queen, sniper from this side. I wish they could trade places and least a van der Prum could be like, oh speaking of hot dogs. Oh what are you doing to those hot dogs? Those are not, no that's no. I stand for hot dogs. I'm going to China to stand stand for hot dogs. I'm going to China to stand up for hot dogs. I have a cold, cold words for hot dogs.

So anyway, yeah. So now we go to ATL Live, which is basically it looks like going to the farmers market here in Los Angeles. It was like a tent and so It's like the whole cast is there. It's like candy and portions Cynthia and Eva and Neenie like they all came out for it You know, that's a pretty big deal for any cast member. Yeah, everyone went to the tent. So so they

that they go and they're like sitting at the table and then black comes out and they start singing their big song and Cynthia is like, child, does that fit in here and make up a little dated? It's almost like they're in a kitchen without a kitchen island. What's the kitchen is that? It's almost like they're a kitchen before they discovered Why are mesh fruit baskets It's like a kitchen that a black and white teapot So she says listen lady

I just Totally sneeze can you hear me now? Yeah, I can hear what but the thing what I liked is on on my end It sounded like Cynthia gaff, because you said, she was like, ah! She was looking at the outdated assholes. Every single mute button right in time. There was, but you cut it off, so it sounded like you were impersonating Cynthia Gaff spin, like Cynthia Taurified.

Because no sound here. Guess what I'm gonna have, a baby cue. And Candy's like, ah, baby cue have a baby cue and candy's like oh And for us is like I got a name it after yourself So basically she's like it looks like everyone's gonna bring food. It's basically potluck style and Porsche goes Well, I don't cook right now That's like what it's like what and turns out that you know her man cooks oh He's a chef. Oh, she's like my man is a chef, so I don't cook

Yeah, I'm like he has hot dogs Like what are you doing like you're ever a hot dog stand-ass you don't cook what kind of hot dogs all those And then she goes girl he is a dog all right. I just like, what is Porti eating all day? Okay, she went from veganism to just like a steady hot dog diet. I don't cook because my man has a restaurant hot dogs. It's a hot dog stand. Yeah. Well, Porti loves free shit, man.

So you could bring her a bag of hot dogs and she'll still squeal and jump up and down. I mean, I'm surprised like you know she's, I'm surprised she hasn't converted to Judaism. She's like, keep her nationals. And then for some, I don't even know where this comes from but even as you know like we said before, ready to play. So she's like girl, I'm not even messing with your friends. And she's talking about Shamia. She's being a shady bug, a shady shady bug. And then Eva says umbrella recognize umbrella. And it mainly just rolls her eyes like really. I'm trying to be nice, you know.

Of course, she was very puzzled by that. She's like, hasn't umbrellas see another umbrella? I'm bellows have eyes. Do they like hot dogs too? So then what's your buns comes over? Neubi, Chamari comes over and Porsche is like, Are you a frozen? You look like back in the day.

Which is so rude, you know? It's like everything Cynthia was saying, but out loud. And Neenie is just like not impressed. She just goes, I think she should mind. Yeah, I didn't really get that. She just starts clocking and clocking or whatever. I didn't really get what that was about. I was like, the girl didn't even do anything yet.

And trust me, this girl will do some terrible things. You can just ask she's awful. Well, Nini can tell. Nini can tell, not only can Nini tell, she's probably heard something. She, Nini, also, you know there's probably some backstory where Neenie wants to get a certain friend on the show and then instead Candy got her friend on so Neenie's probably already a little hostile. Oh girl Neenie probably auditioned for black in the day. Yeah.

She probably did. Could you imagine? Yes, I've heard her sing. I mean I've heard this one sing. I can imagine it was you know not that tough of a competition. So, this still leaves it. So, Neenie's still better. Let's just say that. Let's just spread it around. Neenie auditioned for Black in the day. She didn't get it. Yeah. We're starting the rumor. Neenie... Neenie could not get into Black. Yeah. Neenie's job. Black Qua. So, Candy... So, then, so Ronnie DeVoe comes up to legend. He's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody. So Candy, so then so Ronnie DeVo comes up the legend

Oh my god, it's a male Porsche and no one cares by the way everyone's just saying they're like oh cool Like no one's like oh my god, it's Ronnie DeVo Belvedevil I step across Everyone's just like oh Cool We were just doing shows together this past weekend and he's like oh yes escape tour with bellbim tomorrow and Samari says you got pointers for candy oh whoa I can't really I can't I wouldn't believe that I'm the only person in America who literally backed up the couch. I was like, I know. I think I like, I did that thing where when you're in a car and you stop short and you're

like fling your arm out to the right to protect the passenger. I like that to a pillow. I was like, no, pillow. I did that pillow. I did that thing where you offer a hot guy a ride, but then he gets in your car and he smells like butt and then like tries to go through your glove compartment. I opened the door and just kicked him out onto the street while the car was moving. I just kicked over my coffee jable. I was like no, no, no, no, stop it. He's like well you guys sounded great. You have hits but here's

what I would say placement, placement. So the show takes the people on a journey and candy just goes me She does the laugh again Like is this fucker kidding me Ronnie Devo She's like you opened for me you asshole give your wife advice Well, she does and she says something that's so shady, but she says that in the interview She's like, um, you opened for me, you asshole. Give your wife advice. Well, she does, and she says something that's so shady,

but she says that in the interview, but to him, she goes, she goes, oh, I need to come see your show. I, I need to come in early as in like, you're the open air. It was so quick and so good. I was like, listen, velvet to vote. They were influential in the early 90s.

They found, I think they're the ones who brought along, no boys to men. So I get it, but like honestly, not candy burst. It's candy burst here. Okay. Did you write those those bills? No.

You're up there. So that's some where it's like, well, I want to thank everybody for coming. Goodbye. And I was like, oh my God, this lady, and she's giving them the toadle fingers. And I was like, they're going to eat her alive, this lady. Yeah, she's going to be, hopefully,

she's going to be just like the craziness that this show will be. And in fact, going back to that modest house situation, like, I think this means that she's probably, probably going to be very crazy because otherwise, if you have a house like that, you're probably just going to be a friend of, you know? Yeah, but they already made her a main, so. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah.

She's probably a main because she's probably crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, she has to be, she has to out crazy Marlow because Marlow's like the, Marlow was like, talking about this one or her. Yeah, she's like trying, she's like throwing like fire rods, Yeah, she's like throwing fire rods, doing this towards wall and just trying to get attention.

Candy just goes, she just, Candy is still in no mood for those Ronnie divo, unsolicited advice. And she's like, put new addition back together. Do something. Don't critique me. Yeah, give your wife advice. So then Eva says something that I didn't understand. Did you understand this? Well, they start talking about Shamia again and

Porsches, I think, talking about how Eva and Shamia are both like black and cute, something like that. And then Eva's like, she ain't black with a cue, which I didn't really understand. I thought she was just doing wordplay about black, the musical group, but I didn't really understand what the other meaning was. And I was also really tired. And so then there were like upset about it, because then there was like, was there like a suggestion of color? What did that mean black, but not black with the cue? I hope it's not because she's dark skinned. I like you, but I don't like that. That's what she told us, but I don't know what that means. I didn't know. But then again, I don't know what it means. I didn't, I didn't know. But then again, I don't know when this show is so funny watching the show as just like

two shlobby white guys, we'd learn so many things. We're like, what is that mean, black, what's it? Thank you. And then two years later, we're like, I'm such an idiot. I remember one time on projects run away when someone said, that is just janky. And I was like, that's not even a word. And people were like, you're an idiot. That's been slaying for like four years. Yeah, janky's been around a while. Well, this was like, that's not even a word. And people were like, you're an idiot. That's been slang for like four years.

Yeah, Janky's been around a while. Well, this was like years ago, like seven years ago, you know? I just liked that when we watched the episode where Claudia Jordan read Nini Leaks to fill and said that she had no edges, I was like, yeah, she's saying that she's like lost her edge. She's releasing her edge. It's so much.

It was so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much.

It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much.

It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. It's so much. She like part of this musical group that I think that like, like I kind of feel like they were sort of watching black with like, it was like tongue and cheek. I mean, they're basically like the county fair. The two of them were up there at this like, you know,

say in there once, they're, they had a few songs, but this is like their big, big song. I thought like, Eva was just throwing some shade towards the group, but then, you know, candy, candy got a vibe of colorism. So, listen, I don't know, like, so of course it always gets up and just starts shaking her ass and everybody and Candy goes,

I feel sorry for that zipper. Honey. It's not a zipper, it's called casing. I just stitched two buttons together. It's time for commercial. It's time for commercial. It's time for... Celebrity Beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder e's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity view, from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What deserves session with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud.

But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lover's quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder-y-a. So over at the new O-L-G, I can't even tell. I'm able to expand because they've made so much money. But you know, good for them. They're going to need three more old ladies, though, so those old ladies are already asking for enough money, you know? Yeah, so then Carmen comes in and I was like here she comes

D I wonder if Carmen's just here to talk about insurance Yeah, so she comes in and they start talking and then candy starts talking about Miami and about Dennis the hot dog guy, etc. And then while they're talking, we go over to Porsche who's like twerking on her mom and then they go to the couch and flop over. Porsche has like big old Titi sweat underneath. She said that too a couple weeks ago. She's like, I got these new Titi sweat.

And that's a lot of boom sweat sweat, she wouldn't kiddin'. She was not kidding. So, Portia's happy because, you know, Dennis got her Rolex and all that stuff. And meanwhile, Carmen is talking to Candy and saying about how Hachtog bought a Rolex for another girl too, you know? And so, and they're like, mm, mm,

and then this girl, Jamie comes in and Jamie was Porsche's ex-friend, but Jamie is also the one that Porsche went running, chasing down Malli years ago. I beat the shit out of it. Wasn't it the season finale? They're like, what happened? I think it was like footage that was not included

on the main show and they played it in secrets, revealed or on the reunion, but it was like a whole thing that she chased down this girl on an alley. So Jamie is there and Jamie also knows Hot Dog because her friend dated Hot Dog. So for two years and was dating Jamie's friend for two years, and then I think Hot Dog's are dating Portia while still dating the other friend, right? Yeah, well, everything that Portia thinks is cutting back between Portia and her mom the other friend, right? Yeah, well, they, everything that Portia thinks, so it's cutting back between Portia and her mom

and then these girls. And so Portia's mom is like, Portia's not even seen yet. So, oh, she's like, looks, you're aiding on the couch. Like, Portia's mom is in her own romance novel, you know? She really is. She's like, she needs to be in like a silky robe

with like furry fringe and like a divon. she needs to be in like a silky robe with like, like furry fringe and like a divan. She needs to be reclining on a divan. Yes, and like, stiletto heels that are made of like, see-through plastic with fur glued to the ends of them. It's just like the little dove candies. Yeah, I'm fortunate that he took me the dinner in Miami. He's like, oh, bulls. That's beautiful. They keep cutting back and every time she's like, my mom, you got me a watch. And they cut to the other friend like, yeah, he buys girl Rolexes.

Yeah, they start going through every single thing that Hot Dog always does. And like everything he does is stuff that Porsche is like saying, yeah, and then the next thing he does is he gets a tattoo of their name. He's like, he's getting a tattoo of my name. And like, and then the next thing he does is he gets a tattoo of their name. She's like, he's getting a tattoo of my name and like and if you're lucky, he'll even put your face on him and he wants to put my face on his back.

Like Porsche. It's all happening. It's all crying so funny. And she goes, he's getting my face on his back. That means he's not going anywhere. Oh, I know. I know. And then he's like, he said that you're the first person who has brought this type of, he's, he said that you're the first person's brought this happiness into my life.

And then, and then he starts cooking for me and all this stuff. And again, Jamie is like, yeah, he, he acts like they're the only ones he cooks for them. And he's not even cooking for them. He goes and gets us someone else to buy the food from the restaurant. Yeah, he says she other girls cooking. He needs to check the receipts Purplore show And black on it was something but now I know it's everything. I'm so happy for you Save your child lady God Well, she doesn't know better like Porsche just making it sound like

You know better Porsche shows up after one day of dating anybody. It's like he's the one bomb Lincoln my god. It's been five weeks Porsche Porsche Porsche Porsche last Porsche's little horse a heart. I love Porsche. Porsche, Porsche, Porsche. Last Porsche's little Porsche heart. I love Porsche and I love them. I love the mistakes that she makes along the way. They're fun. Yeah. Okay, so that's the end of Atlanta, right?

Yeah, let's go to marriage and medicine. Married to medicine last day of vacation. To boat ride from hell. Catamaran. Catamaran. What? Cat ride from hell. Catamaran. Catamaran? Catamaran? Or like dogamaran? Am I right? Everyone get it? Because I only like dogs and not cats. OPS, I left my iPad pencil on the couch. Now I have to ride on paper. Oh! Oh

And pencils forever and pencils forever Only use a pencil if it's cost you a hundred and thirty dollars You can tell Beverly Hills is coming back soon because we're just like randomly inserting Lisa Vanderpump into Like our Atlanta With version of her ever. Well, actually Vanderpump rules is coming up. I'm so excited for that. I'm so excited for it. Even though the season I am nervous that it's going to be dull.

I'm just excited to. Yeah, I'm feeling trepidation. But I am too. I'm excited that we get the excitingation. I'm like super excited that we're going to talk about. We're going to recap it on my 40th birthday. I'm on the actual 40th birthday, like that is a gift. And it's like, what better way to enter middle age

than by reflecting on people who stubbornly refuse to leave early age? You're like, this is my section. I'm like, okay, waiter Ben, you're 40, give up your tables. I'm my midlife crisis is that I'm going to give up podcasting and just wait tables at Sir. Go back and throw a sad ponytail. I mean, I'll be marriage app if that doesn't mean I won't marry catch ups.

I'm just going to twirl in slow motion with trays until I get my marching into slosh. Just right. I need the glass to stay still, but the slosh to go out of it. Okay so here we are with Mary to medicine. Mary to medicine. Dr. Simone. So we're back in the fight we ended with last time where Simone you know someone is being shady just because she starts talking like she's yelling at somebody when she's saying something nice. Yeah. Contessa, I want to re-welcome you to the group. Yeah. Tessa's like, um, yeah, even though it was for surgery.

She's, I want you to stop saying surgery because it makes you sound like a victim. Yeah. But I mean, again, I said this last week, I actually feel like Simone was out of line with this. I think that like when she says, I want to rewelcome you to the group, that's actually like very condescending. Um, and so yeah. So then it's this whole thing and just and, you know, it's like, stop saying what? Stop saying what? I don't even know why she's saying that. She just starts saying yelling stop saying what don't say that Don't say that that's what I wrote over in our ex I think it test was like but I did have surgery

She's like stop it stop it So they they pull Simone away Cecil basically pulls her away and Simone's like she hasn't been around She's on edge not my fucking problem. I'm like well You're the one who's actually really mad at your problems, Simone. Yeah, you're screaming at somebody for literally no reason right now. And all the guys are like, uh-oh, she's pointing her finger.

And Scott goes, don't you talk to her like that? She has a reason to be on edge. And she's like, do not touch to me, Scott. Do not touch to me. Like someone who is off the edge over there. And then it and then it could just is like don't tell him to fuck Oh, don't tell him to get the fuck away from you don't ever talk to my husband like that and someone's like Oh, I guess you're not paying now because someone was like holding her back across the chest. Oh shit

God a lot happens on this show. This is all like the first three seconds. I was like, what? I was like, I'm just a little adjusting to the catamaran. And Eugene says, obviously he's new to the group. And Curtis goes, yeah, stay away from women when they're mad. These women are crazy. So, Heavenly goes up to Cadetscus. Right, right, Cadets, I have a little bit of advice for you that I didn't even get from Daddy. Okay, just stop talking, just stop.

You know? You just have to stop talking right now, you know? And then she's like, what's up with Simone in boats? She just starts calling them and she's on a boat? And then we just see like this extended montage of Simone being on boats and just like screaming. Like, I'm just imagining her like a sushi restaurant, like at a group dinner and like the sushi boat arrived. What is this boat?

What is this? Why are we here? I would like to welcome back the waiter to our table with his boat. I would like this sushi to stop telling me how raw it feels. You come to our dinner and you don't even cook the fish. And then Jackie is so Jackie too. She's like, Contessa, let us pray. Dear Heavenly Father. It's like what are you talking about?

And then Simone comes up and says, Can I talk to you? Contessa, I cannot fight. I cannot fight. Oh, I thought she says,. I can't fight. Oh, I thought she says. Oh, I thought she says. Am I gonna get beat up because I can't fight. I can't fight. Wait, what, what do you say you can't fight?

That's not what you're made to do. Yeah, you started it. And then contest is like, I'm the one who can't fight. I can't. She goes, you called me a bitch and a victim. I have no victim. I have surgery and I have no victim. Mom, I'm a quick way to get surgery, American. Well, I love that one, Cadet. I said, you

call me a bitch and Smuggles, that's one of my words. It's one of my words. Bitch. And then she goes, and then she's like, and then, and then, yeah, so then contest like I'm a victim. And she says, that's one of my words. Victim is one of my words also. How many words is that like, and is that like how you versus that? Is that like, okay, like, you know what, you were really nasty to me. You said I was just like one, the augulant's person that you've ever met. Sorry, but that's just my words. That's all heavenly goes who said the word bitch. That's my favorite word and

Marais is not on Heavenly's favorite word is yo mama bitch So the guys are just like whoa those ladies are sure lady like aren't they just nuts women are crazy right guys? Yeah, but then then they bust out of buffet and that's and then we we find that everyone's just really angry Yeah, and because Jackie teaches what that means she goes we're angry right now. That is angry and hunger case you couldn't figure that out. So Mariah, now they're all like now that they've had the buffet, everyone's calmer. And Mariah is like, I'd like to address the group. I want to talk about ownership, both vehicle and emotional. So I have a new

So I have a new Sion and also I want to own what I did to Damon I want to apologize to daddy because what I said was out of line and I would never want to I think I must respect you I became that is disappointing to me Disappointing and he's like well, I would like to forgive you and I appreciate that more than you can imagine and Heavenly goes wait wait wow, I would like to forgive you. And I appreciate that more than you can imagine. And Heavenly goes, wait, wait, wait, I want to say something. I'm grateful for you extending the apology, Danny. And it's like, wait, she didn't apologize to you. Yeah. And I was actually, I was, I was expecting fully from, from Mariah to say,

and now that I have taken ownership, do you have anything that you want to take ownership of? Because that's classic Mariah to say, and now that I have taken ownership, do you have anything that you wanna take ownership of? Cause that's classic Mariah, you know? She does like the fake olive branch, but she actually didn't do that. Instead, daddy just got up and did a little dance party. Yeah, awkward dance off. Wow. I was like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do So then later at the hotel, they're just all getting ready to go out again.

Because that's what you do on vacation. You take a van somewhere, you come back change, take a van somewhere, come back change, take a van somewhere, come back change. Yeah, that's all they've been doing. So tonight, it's marriage therapy night. So they drive off in their van to wherever they're going. There's some steel drums playing no bebidler It's very upset. It's a buffet and

Toya has a plan up her sleeve. She wants to redo couples therapy with heavenly. Oh Some people don't deserve second chances. Okay. It's just terrifying So then they're getting dinner and Toy goes you did get the risotto's and Eugene goes I didn't know what that was Which cracked me up. He's like I'm not touching that The risotto's yeah, and then Torrey's like I want heavily to do it again Who would fuck up the couple therapy twice? Have anybody can do it? Have them we can it would certainly be heavily. Yeah So yeah, I have a lease leaks off into the bushes to prepare for her like

couples therapy redo, which is also funny to me. And so after everyone's having dinner, by the way, there was a discussion about a rum punch at some point, but like at this point, I was dosing off and I was like, because Simone was like me at a bar. Okay. If I order a martini, I'll say with an extra shot on top, you know, that's like just how I order and that's how she orders to she goes, I would like a cocktail, but

last night I had some rum punch and there was no rum. That was empty calories. I want rum. I want rum. I want rum and jingas. You don't have to repeat that so many times if you want rum, they'll bring you rum That sounds like me going on a rant like I ordered a rum punch. I think I'm a rum. So I To me So let's see here So toya I'm just toya bring past heavenly. I don't know why I need a paragraph about how heavenly snuck off into the bushes. Okay. I'm scrolling past. You're all welcome. I mean, I mean if there's something funny in there by all means, there's like literally not. Yeah, so let's just pass. So toya brings the whole group to the beach and everyone's like, where's where's heavenly?

Where's heavenly? And then she's standing there waiting to receive them. She's kind of like in Game of Thrones, she's like that red witch, you know, who's like, the Lord of Light is ready to receive you, but it's Heavenly, so she's like, Daddy is ready to receive you, the Lord of Daddy. She's like, I just came broke the resounder bowl. I came broke the resounder daddy, and Mount Daddy's all over your mama.

So everybody's terrified when they find out that it's heavenly doing therapy again, right? Yeah, and Curtis is like we're gonna get thrown in the pit tonight and the heavenly's like On our microphone I just want to say thank you to Toya for believing me and after giving me a second chance Now I know that some of you are excited about this and everyone's like Who's that was excited about this? Last year it went to the left and my husband said the worst mistake was not letting other people ask us questions. So now therapy is you asking us questions. I'm like, that's not really therapy but I'm in. Yeah, I was like, this is not couples therapy at all. This was basically like heavenly hosting a press conference. Yeah, it's both. So it's heavenly making things

about herself, which is like my favorite part of this show. So yeah. So then it's just like everyone asking her questions. Jackie is like, Heavenly, do you really submit to your husband or do you just want to name it a few? Like you submit to him. I respect for Donald and he leads, but with compassion. And we're like, uh, okay, because she's just foolish, right? And then she tells, then Jackie tells in their group interview, or in their couples interview, Jackie's like, there are certain times that I submit to Curtis, and there are times that I make him think I'm submitting. For example, when we go to dinner and I remind him of the affair that he had, and how badly it embarrassed me.

Right, Curtis. He's like, hmmm. Sometimes I make him think I submit to him. Like, when I wash all his vintage cars that he bought through his third midlife crisis, yes, I showed him by washing all his cars and making think of him submitting to him. So, then Mariah is like, I'll go! And she runs to the mic and she's like, I'm just joking.

I'm just joking. She's going to stay out of it. So then Contessa asks a very Contessa question, like, what's your favorite color? And she's like, what are your favorite things? What are your things that make your marriage happy and successful? I was like, Contessa, why are you even here? Yeah, I know, seriously. And Simone's question was like, contest that. Why are you even here? Yeah, I know seriously and Simone's question was like Now heavenly when you have a disagreement with daddy like in terms of disciplining the kids

How do you handle it because C-so is like friends with the kids and I'm like the father and I get in that ass. I'm like what? That is getting into the ass of his kids. That's weird, weird analogy. Creepy slaying, creepy. So then, Heavenly's like have to make a proclamation Oh, the proclamation the proclamation comes after Quattro quadro quadro Walters is like Heavenly how old is your son? She's like Heavenly, how old is your oldest son? She's like,

Errr, 20 years old, 20 years old. And she's like, And how long have you been married? Errr, 20 years? Ha, let the defense rest and know that the jury is the verdict in the objection confession. Did you trap David? I'm just gonna say,

I did. Thank you for your question So that's when daddy's like I have to say something oh no, I have a lease like I was five months pregnant when I got married Yes, yes, if that's where you were going. And Jackie's like, look at Daddy's face. I've never said I was the best mother in the world. Give me a little credit from trying, will you? So Daddy takes some eye, can he? He's like, don't go sane, darling, don't go sane. Thank you for all the joy and pain.

He's like, I have to make a connection. I have to make a correction. There's no way you tried me. I knew from the start, this would be my wife. Because she told me, listen, stupid, you're gonna be my husband. And I want my boy to be close to crystal clear that he's my son. And everyone's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, therapy. I was like, oh, I'm glad that everyone got to not discuss their issues with their spouses. So it's the next morning and now it's like Dr. Clinic time. So they all head off to wherever to like stuff their little tent and everything,

which I actually believe they're not actually really like these scenes because I enjoy watching the doctors being doctors. So they are driving over there and into bus. They're joking at a Toyota, like making sure that she goes off her birth control. And Toyota's like, oh, well, you know what I should have did was I should have done the polar methods of the birth control because like, birth control might speak crazy, you know, you know, Eugene, right? Thanks for the image of Eugene splurging okay nobody needed that I feel like it's like watching not a lot of life. I'm like oh look at Eugene spending all that extra money I can ask go on a TV.

Joyous splurges Eugene splutes is okay get it straight dictionary. I'm just like having images of like, be square. I love it. Yeah. Gross. Sorry, that's kind of their thing. We love to keep it a fashion though. The best of them. So they go and help people.

And then the big test here is when Eugene has to get his blood pressure taken. Because last year Eugene got his blood pressure taken. And it was like, 9,090 over 10. And I'm like, you're going to die. Eugene got his blood pressure taken and it was like 9,090 over 10 So they're talking to this lady named hiassin and she well by the way his blood pressure is better now but Her blood pressure is really high. It's like 175 over 110 and she had chest pains yesterday It's like okay, well we need to like we need to do an EKG and she had chest pans yesterday. So like, okay, well, we need to like,

we need to do an EKG and she's like, well, I gotta walk this lady home and her's like, I'll walk her home. I'll walk her home. I'm like, you dirty bastard. You are not walking the lady home. And Quab was like, oh, look at him. I was like, good for you, Quab, because I don't trust

Curtis run any lady. Because I'm like a 90 year old woman. All right, listen, I don't know what Curtis is into. Curtis will be like, now, watch this van. Yeah, do it. Do it. So basically, yeah, he tells the woman to take medicine. And she's like, okay, yeah.

And he's like, I don't like taking medicine either. Watch his clip from last year. And Jackie's like, you don't like taking medicine either. Watch his clip from last year. And Jackie's like, you don't take your medicine. And we all learned to lesson, a very important lesson. Yeah. So then they're getting ready to go out again. And try to get back in the back. And my lashes are followed off.

And I know you hate help, but with lashes who jeezed, stick it off the line. And he's like, I can do my lashes. I can also do weaves. Eugene is so cute. I love Eugene. He's so adorable. I just love him.

So they're going out again and they're in a van again. It's like the time today they've been in the time. One of them. They've gone. There's so many things in that van in this episode alone. I know. I'm just like band band band band. Yeah, so they go to a place called Jackios and this night is going to be hosted by Simone and Cecil because everyone's sort of hosting a different night of this vacation.

And at first everyone's just hanging around and Heavenly offers Toya a carrot and Toy eats like a horse. She basically just like takes a bite from Heavenly's hand and just lets the carrot drop onto the couch. So this bone is sitting over there with Kurt or Cecil. And she's like, Qua, I would love for you to come sit here with us if that is okay with you.

Qua's like, oh Oh, Jesus married Josephine! Now what's gonna happen in the full look of Quadadra? So she sits down and she goes, How do you feel? I don't want you to think that everyone expects you to be okay. And Quad says, well I will say, I have a sense of dreadfulness. When it comes to how the divorce proceedings is gonna go. At which point a little cockroach climbs up on the chair right by their hands like oh and then Quad goes oh wouldn't you believe it when the cockroach popped

up loo in the hole we're all talking about dogs and she and see in the club and they cut to the carc road it's just like on the back like oh I was like that is so dr. G it is he's like what I do what I do I was just trying to go up and be give some love to my wife and she shoved me aside. And I'm here and I'm here in the sand. It's like, she's like, my legs, you won't even help me. And then quad sings God is trying to tell you something. That's like, well, someone's not going to be in the color purple musical. But I applaud the effort.

What are my favorite scenes of all time? I still haven't seen it. So I didn't get to go. And then you're gonna start singing. God is trying to tell you something along with me every time we're in a van. Okay, I'm down for that. Prove it.

So they're eating and some onus like, this is our last night. This has been an amazing trip. The music just stops because it's their turn to do an exercise Everyone's like oh another exercise. Why can we just go on vacation? She's like this Don't worry. It's not a talking biscuit. Now it is a shell We are going to put our negative thoughts into a shell and then we're going to throw the shell into the ocean.

Oh God. I mean, come on. By way, Simone, she's wearing some sort of blouse that is so distractively awful. It's like, it looks like it was like supposed to like snow or something. It was like, do you see it all across? I have like eight more crosses on it. And all fluttery, it was just like, it was like dandruff, the blouse. Yeah, and Cecil's looking all hot and everyone was saying, well, he got the fashion in the family because he ate Simone. Yeah.

So, Simone is like her negativity is first and she's like, I still have some resentment about Tammy, but I'm gonna put Tammy and everything she represents into this shell. Let's see, so just speeds, speed dials Tammy. He's like, we're back. We're back, baby. She put you in the shell. Everything's okay. And then it's like now heavenly. Why want you to put something negative about your marriage into a conch shell? And she's like, ah, well daddy hasn't been leaving the toilet seat down so. We're flushing. Like what the hell daddy? Jesus Christ, what do you monster?

Yeah, that should go in the shell. He's gonna look like bad. So I was like, well if you're not going to take it seriously, I'm like, listen, do you want to see Daddy's dookies? I don't want to. That goes in the shell. Put that Daddy dookie in the shell.

Yeah, and how are you criticizing someone when you're bringing up Tammy? Okay, that's so old. And you're bringing up Tammy and putting your resentment in a vagina-shaped shell, by the way. Yeah. And everyone's like,

this is my shell. I can say what I want. And everybody's marriage isn't torn up. It just ain the way. I don't know. I mean it's like, this is my show. I can see what I want. And everybody's marriage isn't torn up. It just ain't. Which I kind of get. She's probably like, I don't know. I can't think of anything.

So here's something petty, because it still annoys me. Yeah, and she goes, okay. My negative thing is being too controlling. I tell him what to do, what to watch on TV. And to where's that girl? You want us to think you got control of a day Ben okay girl So toilet is like I'm gonna put it in the shell. I'm gonna say that Some of my attitude like a pants is off me and I'm too Jean and I'm like oh no

Jean I'm rubber your glue and like whatever you say Bounces off me and six to you and I'm like oh my god. It's like to Eugene. How do we get it off? Oh, Jean and I want to like take things off of Jean and put in the shell But I can because it's like lose so it's like hot so like how do you get glue off someone? Okay? What I should have did was like not bounce okay? Okay, okay, then classy Adan's like maybe you have common menstrual cycles Shut up. You've had one line today and you're dick in it. Okay. Just speak right over there. Yeah Contest is generic. Oh, sometimes I can overreact with Scott and you know, Mara's just not a fairytale. Okay, put that in the show. The conch. What are the

conscious like falling asleep inside? He's poor conscious. They're like, we're just trying to like live our lives. You're putting negativity into our houses. I know suddenly the conscience community starts killing each other. Tori is like, I told you that they get a bad it too bad for person to burst it. Like those conscience are so angry now. It wasn't Jackie so mad. Yeah, so then Jackie's like, what I'd like to release into this jail is holding on to the hurt and pain

and disappointment. I felt before I learned how to wash cars. Now I'm over and they're like, oh, shut up, Jackie G. Do you think this conge can hold a sham wow? I don't really know where to put it right now. So more and more amazing. I think she's a terrible human being, but she does bring something to the show. And I have to admit it every time there's an episode because give credit where it's due. Because she goes, well, I wanted to get mad about a pair of shoes that Aiden lost on this trip, but some of them would think that's petty.

And then the customer, I was telling us, I'm not sure if he lost my Chanel shoes or if there's someone near and dear with sticky fingers. And then it cuts to heavenly space. I'm like, okay, so now we're accusing heavenly of stealing your Chanel shoes. Yeah, there probably happened. And she probably did it.

Yeah. So, a quad meanwhile, she's like, I'm gonna release all of her and feelings at the trail that has transpired. I'm a doctor, Gregory. Into this couch, because this couch was up in the club Dancing with another car. Just can't do it Way to be neat

Is this my own chair? Mama needs her own chair. I'm like, yes, it's a fresh. Yeah, so then she continues So it's a conch circle. Yeah, so It's part of the conch circle. So anyway, they all grab their conch shells, they go down to the beach and they fling them over their heads into the ocean. And like, how many beach side rituals do these dodoes need? Every single year, they fling something into the ocean. I mean, can we like think about the four things in the ocean? They don't want all your bullshit. bullshit Like how many like reeds they have to send off into the water and conscious filled with Tammy And we have to send down to Ariel. Okay, none. Yeah, I haven't we done enough to the ocean

I agree. We're trying to save the whales not make the whales whale get it And that brings us to another end of another episode of Mary to Medicine by... Ooooooo! So you guys, thanks for listening to this and double whammy episode. There's no Mary to Medicine on this coming weekend because of Thanksgiving, but there will be a new Atlanta, so we'll be back on Monday to discuss Atlanta, and all the Atlanta episode. Of course, we're back tomorrow to discuss the season finale of Orange County, which should be ridiculous and fun.

Ronny is doing his after party. Maybe I'll try to stop in on that, because I can join in with my account. Maybe I'll try to join in your after party thing tonight as well a little bit. And... What you feel... Oh, it depends on whether or not I've watched on it. Count yet! So, you guys will be back tomorrow and talk to you later.

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