Watch What Crappens - RHOA Married2Med: NOLA & Basketball

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, the women head to NOLA for a girls trip. They eat alligator, they ride bikes, and they even try to do some zydeco dancing. Then over on Married to Medicine, the women gather for a kids vs. adults basketball game, which leads to Toya and Heavenly fighting over debts. Married to Medicine begins at 43:54Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So that being said, let's just dive into some, today we're talking Atlanta and Marietta medicine. Shall we dive into it, Rondle? Dive on, Bane, dive on, okay. So Atlanta is the Nola Trip, the long-awaited trip to New Orleans. Yeah. Basically, this is an episode where every scene is... Hi, you look so pretty. Hi, welcome.

You look so pretty. You look so pretty too. Oh my God, welcome, you look so pretty, you look so pretty too. Oh my God, welcome, you look so pretty, you look so pretty too, welcome, you look so, it's just people coming and being told they're pretty and then celebrating the new person who enters the room, they're really pretty. It's very Beverly Hills, very Beverly Hills. A lot of idle chatter in this episode, you there was a few moments of where things happened. Most of it's just kind of like chit chat,

just talking about things. So we open up with Drew is packing for the big trip, and she's telling Ralph who is still doing his live world's best husband routine, like just like, hey, I'm just here to help you out. I'm just gonna smile. I'm definitely not going to Tampa. Well, you go to New Orleans and she just talking about how she wants to have like a good trip and she wants to be

could host all that stuff. Yes. And Candy and Latoya are hanging out at the recording studio for some reason. And Latoya is just excited to be on another private jet. So I got love having rich friends. And Candy's like, well, I have to do my acting gig. But I just hope that Drew does a better job than you and Ken, you did a posting this trip. Okay. Because you guys suck. Yeah. And the toys like that shade. And she's like, okay, well, then how about I just hope the food is better. How about that? So then Candy could just have a warm crab cake salad or crab cake sandwich for lunch ready for

her. And it will already win. If you told candy the cast trip is literally just a Costco and they're going to just go to different sample stations. It should be like, great. I'm ready. Yeah. And then we get a private Drew cam on this private plane. I don't know why at where they not allowed to film on a private plane. Maybe it was a cam. Yeah Yeah, Drew cam or it was just like Ralph security camera footage. Like, Hey, Ralph, can we use your footage? We weren't allowed to film on the plane. So can we use your secret camera footage? Thanks so much. Yeah, it's Ralph's console footage. But you know, sometimes you think, Oh, wow, flying on a pride, frying on a private plane. Now that would be what that would be. That was going to fly your on a private plane. Very, very handy. We'll make that trip. But flying on a private plane, like it could

be Air Force One, or it could be like Daddy Warbucks is playing, you know, or it could be this, which is basically a bicycle in the sky. Like I was waiting to see the pilot just peddling. It did. It reminded me of being a youngster and going to the Carnival. Carnival and there was like this ride where you'd get into a spaceship and it was like, it would simulate you going to the moon and it would like rise up and there was like a little movie that played at the front and it was like, we're going to space and this plane sort of looked like, like a very cramped carnival, carnival level quality machinery in the sky. Yeah, imagine that you're just like hanging out in a carnival with your friends. And then

you all get kidnapped and shoved into one giant trunk. Okay, that's what this, that's what this was like. And through is doing that thing where she's hosting the trip. And so she's really trying to overse sell it like everything that happened. She's like, we are living it up y'all. Look at this. We're in a private plane. What luxury look at that? It's like, we having fun.

We having fun. You having fun back over you sure are an amazing trip. Don't sell it to me. Okay. Stop selling. Just like feed me and like take me to nice places. Please stop selling your own trip. They're sitting in each other's laps.

So then Kenya has brought her baby because Drew said, if you want to bring your babies, you can bring your babies. And Kenya's like, everyone made such a fuss about me bringing Brooklyn on the last trip. And yet here we are. Drew told everyone that their children are welcome. And I'm the only one with a child again,

which is kind of funny. That after all that, no one brought their kids. Yeah, I'm sure she says, well, she is extended to invite, but I never said I was gonna bring her. I just wanted her invited. This is a girl's trip. Yeah.

So then now they've arrived in New Orleans, and they're on like a they're they're on the most popular setpiece for the Real House was of Atlanta a bus because they are constantly on buses on this show like party buses at all times. I mean a lot of shows they're on party buses but this this cast of this show they seem to spend a lot of time on buses. So yeah, I'm the big plot starts to unfurl of Lottoia's not drinking. Oh, no, Bravo, make up your fucking mind. You know, bravo's like favorite storylines is someone quit drinking

or they an alcoholic or someone's drinking too much. Oh, they an alcoholic, like, just can't fucking win all these shows. You can't, you really can't. It's like you get shamed for getting too drunk and then you don't drink and it's like, maybe they're not garlic. So then the producer asked Portia, like, so what's your initial impression of Latoya not drinking?

And she goes, she pregnant. And Drew's like, well, I was especially disappointed at her behavior at Fallon's because I saw her at church. And I support the movement of literary not drinking and the puffiness in her face will probably reduce too. So I love when someone adds church into like just a totally wrong un-Christian thing. Yeah, I like when someone claims that they they are like in support of someone bettering themselves, especially through the church. And then they also quietly jab,

make a jab at their physical appearance. That's a nice combo. That I truly do mean that. That's what I look for in a real housewife. I want that sort of like that low simmer of nastiness to me hasn't. So they took around on the bus that Marlo is new best friends with Kenya with the side of Porsche

I'm sure that you will never have me on the side And I always say if they straight go away Yeah, and then they arrive at the hotel and then Kenya's not getting out of the bus because she doesn't wear her nanny is Doesn't really lead to anything so I don't know why we had to see that. But in case everyone was wondering, why did Kenya trail a little bit and not leave the bus when everyone else left the bus? That's why. It also means they didn't have a lot of footage to show for the set, but they're not a lot of content. They're like, well, we do have 30 seconds to fill. So why don't we keep in that footage of Kenya saying she's going to hold on a little bit to her nanny shows up because that's really vital vital information for the audience.

Uh, so Marla, you know, the glamour shots of them arriving places, which is the whole episode. Marla comes down and her DG glasses, her Dolce and Gabbana glasses. Um, I know you guys fight to look as cool as you can in shit like this, but you all look like ridiculous idiots. She looks like she's in Times Square at New Years with just like different lettering, you know. Yeah, all those glasses say to me is you fucked 10 Turner for that. Yeah. Really, come on! So there's like a little band there that's like you know playing

New World on style music and stuff. And they're all arriving. They're all sitting outside this hotel and they're eating sandwiches and stuff. And you know, it's the typical thing where it's like, oh, we got to choose rooms. We're going to do something silly. So Drew wants to give the best room to Cynthia because she had promised to sing Monica at her wedding and unfortunately wasn't able to do so. So to make up for withholding such a glamorous gift, this is how she's going to pay her back.

You're going to get the best suite in all of New Orleans. And she's like, okay, now we're going to make it really fun. Whoever does the best booty dance with dancing, with dancing, we're having fun, right girls? Best dancing thing ever, right dancing, we dance and we're having fun right girls. Best dancing thing ever right dancing right girls. Oh Jesus Christ, true. Call me. Yeah.

So Kenya says, I'm not going to degrade myself for room. Give me my key. You'll just degrade yourself for reality TV instead. I mean, like it's too late. You're unbrawvo. You already degrade yourself a long time ago. But I think that she has, I think she acts like this whenever the babies around because I think that she is afraid of this

being used against her in court by Mark. Oh, please. I'm not even going to get her that. Okay. Then don't have the baby. Leave the baby at home. Or she also just doesn't like Drew and just is going to like piss on whatever like silly activity Drew is gonna have. Yeah, I would say that I would agree with you except for the fact that they keep cutting to that clip on their last chip trip of Kenya just lying on the ground and spwriting her legs. Yeah, well, there's that too. So Kenya's like, can I have my room key? Can I have my room key? Can I have my key please? Can I have to ask for a fourth time? Can I my room key please? Yeah, she gets really bitchy. I'm asking for that part. Like

she's yelling over the second line, you know. She's busy being a room key Karen, essentially. Yeah. Can I speak to the manager of Drew, please? Can I buy key? And then Drew tells us, wow, I mean, girl, you already paid for that booty. You might as well bounce it, which is, you know, shitty, but also like fun. Kenya ass shades. So I'm always there for it. But then Kenya came out on Twitter and she put a picture of Drew from later on the episode when she was doing the weather for whatever reason. And she said, she should pay to get our tummy tucks.

And people are like, Kenya, you monster Jesus, who says that to a woman who just had a baby, which are exactly right. But I guess that that's why Kenya put out that tweet because she said that you paid for that booty. So she's like, well, she should pay for it tummy tuck. Kenya also sent, put out a tweet and a thing on social media,

apologizing for wearing Native American head dress for Halloween. And she basically was like, I didn't know and I'm so sorry. That, that, you know, it's kind of like, yeah, but it's 2000. It's like 2020. Like it's literally what everyone was like was talking about in terms of like, you know, not doing that kind of stuff anymore. That came after her saying, oh, whatever, it's my hair to you. That was her original like non-police.

So then she put out this Instagram apology and branded it. It says like, can you boy enterprises from the desk? Like, can you more a branded apology? You got to love Kim yet. So can you drew, like, well, I guess we'll just dismiss that energy because Kenny goes inside and she gets her own room. She's like, are there any other sweets available? I'll pay for it. Yeah. So Portia wins this thing or whatever. So then they go up to Cynthia's suite and just like, you know, like, oh my God, I just, for some reason,

it still cracks me up when wealthy people who have like big houses and they're like relatively nice houses, even if some of the Marmic mansions when they go to a hotel and then they have like a big hotel room, but that's like not as big as their house. It always still cracks me up, but that they always get so excited, you know? Yeah. I think that the day is still a shitty pillow that you have to so excited. You know? Yeah. I think it's the day it's still a shitty pillow that you have to sleep on. You know, because no hotel is going to give you a pillow

like you have at home. No, they're like, hey, it's like sleeping on paper. It's like on the real world, you know, like they live it. In the real world, they live in like some crazy, giant real world house or suite. And then they go on vacation. And they're in like another, probably not even as big or as nice suite on vacation, but they're always like,

oh my God! I'm like, you know where you guys live, fakely, right? So Cynthia goes to her room and does one of her, you know, trademarked scenes of trying to convince us that her sex life is really amazing with Chihil. She's like, oh, I just, I pretty much just got married. So I might need a virtual honeymoon. Yeah. And then Kenya is having Robert, who is the concierge. She's having Robert bring keys to

a to her room for a better suite. It's just like, that's the nerve of them to give me a regular room. And he's obviously a fan, you know, this guy's like, oh my god, whatever you need, Ms. Mora, should I say here, anything to iron? You want me to paint the walls? I will do anything you need, ma'am. I mean, that's honestly how I would be as a concierge. I'm not gonna lie. Just like anyone, like park overall, welcome to the hotel in the go, anything, anything

you need. So Drew and Portia and Cynthia are in one room and then they're talking, they're basically talking about can you being an asshole, right? And then we go to Portia's room and it cares. Literally go on and start walking the hotel rooms and going, wow, wow, my God, is this your room? You look so pretty. Is that your hotel room? You look so pretty. Wait, maybe Marla will come in. Wait for it. She's coming. Marla, you look so pretty, is that your hotel room? You look so pretty. Wait, maybe Marla will come in, wait for it. She's coming, Marla, you look so pretty. So now they get dressed, because they're

going to be going on a bike ride. And so Drew changes into basically a cabaret outfit for biking, it's just like all sequins and sparkling. And then they're just, they're talking about how Kenya got the worst room. And Porsche is like, well, Drew's just playing by Kenya's rules, right? Based on what Kenya says, if you don't like someone, you can give them the worst room. And we see a flashback of Kenya giving Marlow the worst room in South Carolina because Marlow has

just said so many things over the years. Yeah. And then Cynthia calls Kenya and she's like, we're on the lobby waiting for you. Are you gonna come down? So it's like, is Kenya even gonna come down or is she mad about a room? I guess what? She comes down, guys. Yeah, she comes down. By the way, it gets anyone's wondering

it's now been like 25 minutes of watching people check into a hotel, change, and come back down to lobby. It's a whole episode. It's people walking in and out of rooms and complimenting each other. So they get on the bus again. And Cynthia's like, so can you do you like your room? She's like, I do, I upgraded and just stays on her phone, swiping the whole time, not even looking at anybody.

Which she does this whole episode. And Cynthia's like, well, you didn't like the other room. She goes, no, darling, I didn't. So she's been friends with Marlo for five minutes in this now, darling. Everything. Yeah. And I'm like, I don't think like, are people supposed to be upset? Are we supposed to be upset? Are the cast members supposed to be upset that she upgraded her room? It's like, okay, cool. She upgraded her room. Okay. Cool. So we got a great room. You know, not a great room. That's the thing about the's like, okay, cool, she created her room. Okay, cool. So, you got a great room. You know, not a great room. That's the thing about the, it's like, how can you even

fight over these rooms? They're all the same. It looks like a holiday in with a blue headboard. Okay. That's it. Yeah. I also like that they were calling Marlow to see if she's going to come and they're like, hey, like, she's not

answering her phone. And Drew goes, well, she did say her back hurts. And we just have to see a flashback of Marla going, my back hurts. And they go, why does it hurt? She says, my nephew stepped on it, which is, you know, I feel bad. I feel bad. Yeah.

So now Kenya is complaining. She's like, you know, I came here to wipe a clean slate with me and Drew, and but Drew set me up in the small room. And she knew I had Brooklyn. So like, I just, I love the idea of Kenya, I just playing the victim about, you know, like you chose, you chose to bring your child on, on the trip. And you weren't, like, you upgraded your sweet. So like, I don't understand what the big issue is. I don't. So then let's see here. Drew's like, well, Drew's trying to get some drama with Kenya,

but it's just not working because before she'd called her in the lobby, but Kenya didn't answer, she only answered Cynthia's call. So Drew's like trying to start drama with that. And now she's like, well, it would have been nice to tell me if you changed rooms. And she's like, well, it would have been nice to tell me if you changed rooms and she's like, oh, send you the room number. And Drew's just like cool beans, I guess.

And you know, you've just lost a fight when you're resorting to cool beans. Yeah, just stop trying. Fight with somebody else. Can this not even entertaining enough? Yeah, at this point, this is basically like an episode of kindling sticks. And we're just someone's just like hitting that flint and trying to spark anything. And Jeff Prope is watching you and just like, why can't you light a fire? Like you knew you were coming on the survivor. Why can't you? Right. Like this show has been on for years and years and years and years and you guys still don't know how to make a fire.

Yeah. And then I can and then, I can't even properly like do a proper rant about this because I'm sitting there being like, and Kenya, she brought a baby and she, they're, I mean, she put her room in, like I can't, if you don't start your fire, I can't start my fire, okay?

Yeah, exactly. We need to start each other's fire. Come on, baby. Yeah. Let me fire. So let's see, they go on bike, they go on a bike trip and it's wacky. And then they go to get some grilled oysters or some char grilled oysters. Yeah. And they're still wondering like, who's coming? Is Marlo going to come? We should call Marlo. I wonder, you know, what? I wonder if candy is going to come. We should call Candy.

Let's call Marlow and then, no, let's call Candy and then Marlow. Who are we gonna call first? I know, it really was that. So then they order a bunch of food, like alligator and stuff, and Latoya steps away to go to the bathroom, and then she comes back.

And so at this point, I'm thinking, oh, they're going to insinuate that she was taking a pregnancy test, or oh,'re going to insinuate that she was taking a pregnancy test. Or, oh, they're going to insinuate that she was crying. Or maybe she was doing drugs. I thought there was going to be something significant to it, but she just like goes and then comes back and the camera just keeps lingering on her and you're like, what is going

on? But nothing really ever comes out. And then Kati says, what's wrong? Are you okay? And she's like, no, I don't want to talk about it. I was like, what is going on? But nothing really ever comes out. And then Kitsa says, what's wrong? Are you okay? And she's like, no, I don't want to talk about it. I was like, okay, this show is ending soon. You guys need to do something. We got this.

I don't know. We love this show, okay? We, I love this show. This, this is killing me. Yeah, I think this season, I'm sensing that this season should have ended with Cynthia's wedding. I feel like we had momentum. Bolo gave us momentum. We were the South Carolina We got to Cynthia's wedding and ever since then this is like what happened last season when they went to Spain

We're now just kind of like Going through some you know perfunctory storylines last year It was about candy on Todd and candy not spending time with Todd and we're like, why is this season still going? Yeah, I'm starting to feel that way right now. And you know what, what I think makes it even more glaringly obvious this weekend was the birthday of one of our Facebook, our Facebook readers, what do you call it?

But one of our listeners on Facebook, Guncle. Guncle. He loves Fadra. He loves Fadra. So we were all posting Fadra stuff. So I went on YouTube and looked at some Fadre clips. I sat there for 45 minutes watching the hilarity. Now I know Fadre did some bad stuff, everybody's like still so, just so mad at Fadre, I get it. But just how different the show

there, the show was then, you know, I mean, just so good. It was so good. And then I watched this and I was like, yeah, I should have done this in the opposite order. Yeah, I think the show has Sparks of life where we're like, okay, it's in the pocket. And then it just kind of falls apart again. And I don't know, I don't know what's going on. This has been a problem for like a few seasons now. And I don't know. Maybe they just need you to show runners or something. I always show runner. Yeah, I've been show runner. I always blow him. Look, it's always, yeah, it's always. It's always. When this happens, bring him back, just do it.

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you can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So Latoya basically, oh, so Latoya, on top of everything else, I mean, all our drama in the past few episodes has entered around Latoya. And that's a bad sign, because Latoya is terrible. Like there's no reason why she should be on Bravo. She's just like, she's just not there yet. And it's just, we're really leaning hard on someone who can't give us what we need.

And then to see her sitting like a child be like, I don't wanna talk about it. I don't wanna talk about it. It's just, it's like, it's petulant, but not in a way that's fun, that we see other Bravo Stars be petulant. Like, there's a certain type of petulance that is like the best, but Latoya doesn't give us that way.

No. Yeah. So Latoya is like, well, not, oh my god, it's another failing party because it's so boring basically. Yeah. And Kenyans like, well, why do you keep saying that that party was boring? Because it was, okay, we all know it. And so Latoya's like, well,

it was boring till I hit the scene. And Cynthia says, well, you can't go into someone's home and insult their husband. Well, I did. And so now they're gonna try and make something happen here. So it's like, why are you not drinking? It's like, yes. Yes. Which was, I was like, telling her off for not drinking.

Yeah. And Latoya was like, I just don't feel like I need it. And then, but she's like, Drew is like pushing her on it. And then Latoya starts being like, I just don't feel like I need, I don't feel like I need it. Bitch. I don't feel like, I need it. Bitch. I was like, I was like, please don't make me take Latoya's side on this one. If she doesn't want to drink, she doesn't have to drink. Why? Why are you calling drew a bit? Like they're trying so hard to find a fight, but it just never happens.

So Drew's like, oh, God, she's fake, you know? And then, no, Drew says, God, I'm just unbothered by you. You know, you're fake. You told me at church you were going to stop drinking. And the toy goes, yes, yes, we did go to the same church. So then Drew tells us that her driver took her home after a foulance party because the toy was just so embarrassingly drunk. And she started crying to the driver and telling him that her life is a mess and she really

wants to change. And she really wanted to fast and make a serious change in her life is a mess and she really wants to change and she really wanted to fast and make a serious change in her life. She's sobbing, okay? So true. Just outs this in front of everybody, which is shitty. Where are you doing that? That's not cool.

Well, it's shitty, but on top of that, like, she is, she's just expecting Latoya to go stone cold sober. It doesn't really work that way. I don't know if Latoya has a problem or not. I don't actually care too much if she does have one or not. I'm not, I'm not wanting to be healthy. But the point is this, that like if she did have like a serious problem and she was struggling with it and she said,

I want to, you know, I want to stop drinking and better my life in that way. And then she didn't quite do it the first time you see her again. I don't know if I would be like, like, angry in that same way and then decide to like publicly shame her in front of the group. But just such a strange thing to do. That's not cool to do. It's like, Ronnie, I thought you wanted to die and you're eating a butter finger. Yes, I get it. Okay, fuck off. Like I didn't.

It just was not compassionate. It was not compassionate, which I don't think that Latoya necessarily deserves compassion in general. But if you're going to play the game of, like I brought her to my church, and I want, or my driver brought her to my church, which is sort of weird.

And then if you're gonna act like you care about her health, but then do this, it's like, you're either gonna be compassionate or you're going to act like you care about her health, but then do this, it's like you're either going to be compassionate or you're not, but this was, yeah, I'm not saying she had to a name. And let me be clear, we didn't go to church together. Okay. Danny invited her to a revival and he introduced her to prophet lot. Okay. Great. Yeah. And I thought maybe we could be friends, you know, because we're both in the profit lot club now, you know, I mean I want to help if I can. I was like, well, you're not you're not being very helpful, ma'am. So Kenya's true Kenya, I mean, Drew seems more

I'm going to say Drew seems more upset that like that Latoya seems to have like let down the driver, Danny, then Then she is upset that that Latoya fell off some sort of wagon. Yeah, like Danny took her to profit lot. Okay, how can she do this? So I'm kind of with Kenya, because she's like, yeah,

if you're gonna encourage somebody to be better, you shouldn't be shaming them, right? So Drew's like, oh, I'm not shaming her. And Latoya goes, yeah, you guys think I'm a drunk, but I'm just trying to keep up with you, and I can't, because I don't even go out that much. You know, I don't have a problem. Okay, Latoya, I'm not saying you're a drunk,

but now you're also being ridiculous. Latoya's gonna now blame it on them. That's why she drinks, which is... It's not a group that drinks a whole lot. If you compare it to real housewives of New York where they are disasters, the women of Atlanta they drink, but we don't have endless highlight reels of them falling on their faces, falling in a bush, tearing apart, stomping on mirrors and things like that. So like, you know, I don't think, I think this like keeping up business is a little bit bullshit. Maybe the Bolo Knight, the Bolo Knight is the most we've seen them get like really turned up, but like,

I'm like, okay, Latoya, we are defending you. So you just have to like settle down and now you should be playing the role of the victim. Okay, do that. Okay, that's how you get us really on your side. Yeah. So Drew's like, so you'll apologize to Fallon then? She. Okay, do that. Okay, that's how you get us really on your side. Yeah, so Drew's like, so you'll apologize to Falun then. She goes, no, because I meant what I said. So, you know what, just go on Sparkles and Drew's keeps trying and trying with her like to make a fight.

So the toy is like, I'm leaving. You know, I'll go check into A, A, B. So she leaves and can you follow her? And she's like, look, I'm sorry. She made you feel bad, but be careful who you tell your business to. Of course, that's that's her big agenda. She's, I mean, Kenya is doing such a mind game with Latoya. It's, I really enjoy it. Actually, I love the manipulations of how she's basically, I mean, it's, it's terrible. It's craving. It's like not,

not a good characteristic in a human, but it's a great characteristic in a villain. So I like that. So then we get the biggest plot point of the episode. Candy calls and she's in the gas station everybody. And Cindy is, Cynthia is like, well, can you enjoy your left? And guess what? She's not drinking. But we'll talk about that all later. Like I'm sure Candy's super excited. Yeah, Candy can't wait to hear about that. It's like I'll stay at the gas station, okay. One thing I do want to mention before we move out of this restaurant is that so they did order a fried alligator and Porsche eats some of it. And she's like, she's like,

Okay, first of all, first of all, I'm a baby vegan, okay. So when it comes to delicacies, I will try them. So I won't be like, ooh, I'm not gonna try it. But you know what? Like, babies make mistakes and they make a mess. Okay, I need to clean up later. I'm like, oh, so you're taking the vegan baby part, the baby part very literally.

I'm like, yeah. Really enjoy that. Yeah, so then we go back to the hotel and Drew takes some more of some food because Marla was pretending to be, you know, have a hurt back and stuff. And then Kenya goes to Cynthia's room and she's like, I brought some bait, my milk and cookies. And Cynthia just looks at her boots and she goes, I see the milk, but where are the cookies? Maybe I'll call up jail. It doesn't make sense, but it's

like a sort of sexy. So now Drew and Porsche are talking in one room, so we cut back and forth to them. And Kenya's like, you know, Drew comes across as a bully to me. You of all people. I know, Kenya. For crying out loud, Kenya. Kenia.

Kenia. So Cynthia's like, you know, I really just don't like when that word is misused. And she's like, yeah, I hate that that word too and I hate people who are that word Oh gosh, yeah, and so I then me on the other room drew is going on about how you know She's like you know her driver invited her to the church and is it this crime against humanity? How could you let down Danny the driver? I mean how could you? this crime against humanity. How could you let down Danny the driver? I mean, how could you?

And then Cynthia's like, well, I don't think the alcohol necessarily brings out the best in her. And she's, yeah, so let's not call her an alcoholic. And she's like, yeah, you know, she was being a dog with a bone, you know, like she's just not even going to let that go. And she said, and she's like, well, you need to leave now because basically you just came here to talk shit about somebody. So just get out of my room. And Ken is like, it was lovely darling. Yeah. So her second Marlow is of the day. Yes, exactly. So then in the other room, Shamiya joins up with Portion Drew.

And Portion's still eating oysters. She still just has fried oysters that she's eating. And so then they just, they're just talking, Drew just saying she just wants to have a good time on this trip. And and Porsche is like, yeah, but you guys say you want to have a good time, but then you also want to address everything like you can't do that. So they bring up Marlo and they're like,

just be friends with Marlo, come on. This is, and she's like, listen, Marlo became friends with Kenya, the night that Kenya dropped her bomb about me and Tonya. It can be a bird. Tania, give me a break with this, you know, and then Porsche starts crying. Yeah. And they're like, just have a conversation. This is going to go great.

Yeah. So now the next day, Drew is in hair make up because she's going to I heart radio for an interview, which is is exciting and then we had this random shot It's very quick and we get no follow-up of Kenya's room where Brooklyn has like covered everything in cram Like everything. There's just like marks everywhere. I was like You got cram on everything. Oh, no I didn't even notice that. I was very concerned. I was like, how are you going to clean it?

How is she going to get billed? Like was this intentional? Like why? Was she paying attention to her daughter with a cram? Who was paying attention to the daughter? What's happening here? I was like, I had like a list of questions that I was ready for a follow up on and we never got any of it.

Well she doesn't have the twerk video to use against her in court, but now she has this. Mark could just be like, look at what she'd less my daughter do. It's crazy on everything. She's a terrible mother. Next thing you know, she's gonna be dressing her in stripes.

I mean, what's crazy? You ever see the stripes tie? She gave me, whoa, crazy women. So some of the lady, Drew's gonna go do her eye heart radio thing and she's gonna take Cynthia with her and the other girls are gonna go do Zydeco classes, you know, which is like line dancing kind of ish. And so they're showing the video to everybody to show them what Zydeco is and candy's

face. She's like, she gives a full face. She's giving that long candy face. She's like, oh hell no, why do they try to make me dance every single season? Every single time, right? So they are also like out, they're outside on like a poor, champion brunch and Latoya walks out because there's like bottles of champagne and everything and she walks out and she goes, oh, and they call me and alcohol. Like Latoya just settle down, settle down Latoya.

So the bus, let's go back on the bus everybody. So Marlow is like, you wanna know what I really did last night. I had someone come unpacked me and decorate and that sounds like wow, she's so fancy. She actually hired somebody. Nope, she got Robert to do a fan at the front desk. Robert totally did it. I love Robert. I love Robert because I feel like he's so happy. Like, I feel like Robert is like, oh my god, the real house of Atlanta are saying in a hotel and I even agreed to unpack Marlos suitcase just because I just wanted to hear what you would say about it. And I totally subplicated myself

and I don't care. It was worth it for the story. Yeah. And Ken is like, Robert, I know him because he upgraded my room. And she's like, he's mine. Let's call him. They're all laughing and falling over. And it just shows Porsche trying to laugh, he's mine. Let's call him. And they're all laughing and falling over and it

just shows Porsche trying to laugh but hating this. So mad that she didn't ask Robert to do something clearly. She has Robert Fomo. So then we get to the dance, the Zydeco dance play. So we meet Mojo and she's talking about her brand of Zydeco is going to be like Zydeco with some twerking or shaking and then we see them all like dancing and trying to make their booty shake and again it's just candy going. Yeah. So then we go to I Heart Media to see this big interview with up 10 Angela and Of course she's like let's go back to that scene in the game you cheated And she's like listen, I did my job. Okay, isn't this the best radio interview ever have you ever had a better interview on the radio? By the way Ronnie not just occurred to me me. So when we went to New Orleans back last year, we actually did a TV. We were very Jewish adora. We did a TV interview.

Did it ever air? Did anyone ever see us on TV down there? Yeah. It's an air. I never saw it. Aaron. Oh my God. You don't remember the pounds and packages came in overflowing. The fan mail was overflowing. I had no like two people on Facebook were like, oh my God, running a banner just on the news. Oh, okay, cool. Because the coach was like, wait, did that ever air? Can we just like do a random interview? Feel so posh.

But like guys, we're on TV. And then like, the station was like, I'm just playing. I just air do a random interview feel so posh. But like guys, we're on TV and then like, the station was like, I'm just playing, I just airplay to the TV still every day. I love by the way, the guy who interviewed us, I'm blanking us. I think it's Malik. Malik on TV. Yeah. He was the best. Everyone watched Malik on TV. Love them. So then we go to Tvert class and it's basically a bunch of ass shaking. Everybody's like, Wacky, this is hilarious. We're all twerking. And so then after that

Marsha pulls Marla aside to have their talk and she's like, you know, look, I feel like your movement has changed. And Marla's like, well, everything's different now because of Kenya. And she said, yeah, but, everything's different now because of Kenya. And she said, yeah, but you said you have the showroom that Kenya went to support.

I didn't even know this was open. How come I didn't get to go support you at your showroom? How come you only invited Kenya? And Marlow, by the way, Marlow's audio is all messed up. I think her mic is off for something. So she's really echoey. So she's like, well, I didn't invite Kenya. She just called me up. You know what, I wouldn't have had anyone come over. I'm like, wait, what did she say? What like, well, I didn't invite Kenya. She just called me up.

You know what, I wouldn't have anyone come over. I'm like, wait, what did she say? What did she say? I can't hear it. I really struggled through this scene understanding what was being said. Well, basically, it's just like, you haven't even called me. You're ignoring me.

Like now you're just friends with Kenya and not me. And Marlow says, well, listen, you know, when Kenya and I hated each other, you guys were going on play dates and you were saying how sweet she is. And I had to get my stuff in check because I was getting so mad about that. And I just had to say listen, their friendship is their friendship. And you have to do the same thing. You know what? I think that's true. And I think actually Marlow has a point on this one, because I, I actually, I think in this debate over, like, who changed, right? Because they basically just have this big fight, right?

Or not fight, but like, you know, a tense heart to heart about this. I kind of feel like, I mean, maybe it's safe to say they both kind of changed as what happened with humans, human nature. But I feel like- I think that both Forsyth and Kenya were correct when they got mad at Marlowe because, you know, it's like, one minute you hate somebody and then you're best friends with that person. And now I can't be best friends with you because it's not- you're not just like a normal

person that I can still be the same kind of friends with. Everything I say, you're gonna go repeat to Kenya. And everything that Kenya says, you're gonna go repeat, you know, it's gonna be a big fucking mess because that's just how Marlow is. Like Marlow's always just been a cheerleader for one person, she stands up for it all time. She can't be cheerleaders for both people

and be equal, like it just wouldn't work, you know? Yeah, I mean, I guess, because Marlow's whole thing is that like the moment I became friends with Kenya, you started acting weird towards me. And Porsche's whole thing is you started becoming friends with Kenya, and then all of a sudden you started to change. And you know, the question is,

I guess they're trying to get to the bottom of like, who caused these changes? Well, she's saying you became friends with Kenya on the night that she started all this shit about me and Tanya and you're like laughing about it and making all the Instagram jokes that go against me in Tanya. So I think that Marlowe's the one who's changed. Marlowe, I mean, I think they both have, I think that Marlowe should have been more respectful to her best friend in that situation.

I think she's allowed to be friends with Kenya, but you know, she definitely hurt her friend by, you know, on that same night, et cetera, et cetera. But I think that also Portia did start to act differently towards Marlow based on like Portia's feelings towards Kenya. And I sort of get the sense that Portia isn't quite owning up as much to like her role in it. I mean, I think they both just changed that like they both changed their attitude towards each other. And it seems like they're both kind of putting it on each other and not acknowledging that it was both of them. Yeah, well, they make up basically. They make up. I'm like, okay, well, you know, watch your ass, but let's still be friends. So then back on the bus, Shamiya is like, well, you know, because Kenya is like,

why are they still in there? My daughter has crayons to use. They think it back to the room. And Shamiya says, well, she's been upset because Marlow has been moving differently. And Kenya is like, you know, why is Shamiya so ferociously loyal to someone who's never even been loyal to her?

She's a lap dog. Um, she's their like best friends, actually. They've like been nice friends for years and years and years, you know? Yeah. And Portia has been loyal to her. I think the only fight they ever got in was when Portia felt like she wasn't being loyal to her. Right.

Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think that like, it's been, I think that's a pretty like rock solid friendship, right? Like I think it's I don't think it's I don't know. I I can you grasping. Okay. That's what's happening. It's some Kenya grasps. Yeah. Exactly. And now she's trying to turn it onto Shamia and she's like, she's like every time I turn around you're defending her. I mean, I know you know her a lot more about I know you know a lot more about what happened in Charleston, but like, or South Carolina, but you're just being quiet, you know, and then Latoya is like, yeah, you're a lap dog, which Latoya is saying

that is inherently showing that Latoya is Kenya's lap dog, which is hilarious. And Shemia just like pops up, like, just because they're all in the bus again, and she just pops up and it's just like, nobody's talking to you, okay? So be quiet. No one's talking to you. Yeah. I like that Shemia will stand up to Lat Toria so easily but Mati Kenya, like she does something. Yeah, she should like, Kenya have it, but she's like has some kind of respect for Kenya, but then the second La Toria says something, she's like, I'm not talking to you. It really feels like they're, they're really leaning on the friends of's to for the drama, you know, they're kind of like

really pressing them. They're like, it's like, like, what was Latoya doing? Is Shemia a lap dog? Is who's friend is Marlo? You know, which is not inherently a bad thing, but it also makes me wonder about like, you know, outside of like... It's under recast, just what I say. Yeah, I mean, outside of the team. I never say that.

It's very rare that I ever say that on these shows, but I don't think that they're like, oh, they're boring now, because they're older. It's nothing like that. It's very rare that I ever say that on these shows, but I don't think that they're like, oh, they're boring now because they're older. It's nothing like that. I just think that they're, they know the ins and outs of it. They know how to avoid the fights. They don't care about fighting with each other because they actually all really like each other. I think it's just time to get a new cast. Yeah, I mean, I think you have Kenny and Portia who are happy to go after each other, but you know, Cynthia, they have their perks. I mean, Cynthia has her assets, but she doesn't really do anything except talk about Mike.

And so I think Cynthia is done. I love Candy. I mean, Candy is an interesting one because Candy for me, even if she does have shady impulse, is there a lot of talk online about Candy like, candy is the shadiest one? Well, so be it, that's great. But candy brings sort of like the mother-hand, like, heart energy to the show, I think. So I think you gotta keep candy, I really do.

And I think Kenya is our villain, and Porsche is great. But I think maybe the rest, it's like... Can you just feels like she's not showing up to work I feel like Kenya is just barely there um she's a little up and down it's not you know not she's like too mature to get to the kind of arguing the show really needs yeah and Cynthia's boring her story lines boring so I like Cynthia in general but she's boring and which has always been the case that's always been her yes her. Candy is above it. I just think it's just time to change.

You know, I like them all, but change it. I agree. I mean, I actually think you do keep Kenya, because I think she is a villain, and I think that she has actually tried to get stuff going. I think she really has. And it's only catching on with the friends of, because the friends of are like trying to do something. You know, actually, I think Drew is fine too, but I just think that I'm with you like,

Drew is, it's, they, they, they gotta like do some wholesale stuff. Like we see, this is an issue that we're seeing on Orange County. It's an issue that honestly, we're seeing on Beverly Hills. I mean, who knows, maybe Beverly Hills will have a really good season, but, but, yeah, something is up with this show. There needs to be like major changes to it Yeah, change it up people. Okay, so now is some married medicine Yeah, Mariton medicine so So this episode begins. Oh, I should write down what time are we at? Okay, I see it, I see it. Okay, so this episode opens up with these little stuff,

Dr. Jackie checking in on a patient, shaming them for not working out. You know, the classics, things that you all love. So good, Dr. Jackie helps shaming. And then let's see, over at at contest this house, she's talking to her cousin Nanny ladies. And she's like, are you guys sick of us yet? And she goes, well, if long because you're not sick of us and her kid, because maybe we're not and maybe we are. I like that answer. And then Simone is with Michael, her son, and they're driving around.

And she's like, you know, saying that, you know, like yesterday, a mind seesol to give her lots of hugs and kisses. And I love you. Now that he'll be gone to college and they're wide up going to bedbath and beyond to buy stuff for his dorm and stuff. And Simone is basically shaming him about being really, really messy and saying that he's probably going to have issues with his roommate because he is such a slob. Yeah.

And then she's going to have a family basketball day, like kids versus adults, like they did a long time ago. And they're going to do it at Heavenley's house. And so she's like, well, you know, I mean, Heavenley are cool now. So we're going to do it at her house. And he's like, well, what about Jackie? Like, I love Jackie. She's my favorite one.

And she delivered you. So now she's going to have to invite Jackie. She's like, this is going to be awkward. Yeah, and it is awkward. And it's also, again, I think it's kind of insulting that you don't invite Jackie to the graduation party, but you do to like a basketball game. Like, that's, I just feel like it's kind of insulting that you don't invite Jackie to the graduation party, but you do to like a basketball game Like that's I just feel like it's a bad look. I did like that when when she talked about hosting this at heavenly's place

We see a flashback of her proposing the idea to heavenly and heavenly's like oh well, you know, thank you for inviting me to my own house I appreciate that I appreciate that. So then we go to Anila's new house in Alphoretta. It's being built and so she takes the parents on a tour of the new place. And she's like, Mom, we are going to have three chandeliers in this entryway. Three mom. And you know, it's a grand house. You know, it's huge.

It's like this huge walk in fireplace, which you know Just in case you have a witch anywhere near Listen on the pizza oven so By the way last week we were joking about how Anilla's mom Manjula is just like oh she's so on and ready for the cameras We got a message and I'm sorry, I do this all the time. I'm always like, we got a message, but I never remember to write down people's names.

So I really sincerely apologize. But we got a message from someone who said that she was raised in Savannah and was front, like, new Aniella and her family. And she's like, I assure you, this is a 100% authentic manjula, this is not the cameras. This is who she is. This is who she is. So there you go. I mean, oh, yeah, she's a pill. That's for sure. So the dad, um, uh, Karen's telling us, oh, yeah, that we know it's just gets bigger and bigger because now the kids need a playroom on every floor. None. Like, I know I'm not supposed to hate you guys, but you're not helping me.

Okay. Okay. Fuck your kids. Tell them to go downstairs. I know you're not getting a play room on. You know what you're raising monsters. That's what you're raising. Dr. Curin looks like he's at his wit's end.

He is like every single time he talks, he's like, well, I mean, I guess we have to have a play room on every single floor because God forbid we tell the kids to go downstairs for one fucking moment. Oh my god. He's about his eyes are always about to pop out and I can't tell if that's really his face or if he's just that exasperated at all time. I know I really like it. I like it. I like his simmering rage. So, um, say they're going from room to room and of course, Manjula is just super, super critical. And it's amazing. She's like, no, this is not big enough.

They go to the guest room. She's, this is not big enough. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, well, how about it should be whatever we pick? Just nope, change it. No, change it. I'm a bit don't know ceiling. And then they're in the master bedroom and a nail. I was like, yeah, it's a real, actually, I'm going to have like, kind of like a swing over here. No swings, but then it's so fun to see ting out. No swings.

And she goes, you know what you need? You need to put more tall ceilings. And he goes, oh, is this not a tall ceiling for you? It's like 30 feet up. Yeah. And he goes, oh, is this not a tall ceiling for you? It's like 30 feet up. Yeah. And she says, oh, she goes, this is nothing. Come to India. We have a mansion and, you know, there's a mansion, house in India, and we have it.

Yeah. And so then Anila is talking about how her grandfather, I mean, her father comes from like a lot of wealth. And her grandma would wear likes or lashes or something to match the drapes of the day or something. I don't know, just crazy excessive stuff which I love. And then she's saying she and Kirin are sitting in an interview together and Anila is like, you know, I just think that my mom thinks that having a grand home is like and he goes show off. She's like, stop! He's just so mad.

She's like, please stop disrespecting my parents, okay? So they're starting to get at each other's throats and she's like, mom, I just don't understand why you need an opinion on everything and she goes, I'm an opinion girl. If something is wrong, I say it. And the dad's like, you know what, I'm gonna talk to Anila. I'm gonna talk to her love. Can I come? No, you can.

Okay. Because we are living in an opinionated world and I am an opinion girl. I'm a mom. I'm a mom. So the dad takes a meal outside and I think he's going to say, you know, I'm sorry for your mom, but she's, you know, she's excited for you. She just doesn't, but he does because you need to calm down. Okay. She's just going to say what's on her mind no matter what. So just calm down. She's like, Dad, I'm actually upset.

And he's like, but one day one of us has to go. And if I go first, she has to live somewhere. Oh my God. This is my worst nightmare. I'm not saying, I'm not saying that I want to guilt you into being quiet and letting your mother have her way. But if you don't let her do that, we're probably going to die and then she'll be left alone.

So just think about that. And she's like, well, I am closer to my mom. So I guess I am going to have to take care of her. Oh, I think I was, I hate to make a spreadsheet, but every family has a plan. We need a plan soon. She's like, oh, God. Listen, I'm 76. Oh, sorry.

This is the word. This is terrifying to me. This conversation over here. Where's your mom's room going to be? Listen, all I'm saying is that I'm 76, and if you don't get taller ceilings in your master bedroom, then your mother will live out the rest of her life in sadness. So think about that. Yeah, this isn't just your mother walking through your new house.

This is your mother walking through the home she's possibly gonna die in. So you better make it good, okay? Or she will never let you forget it. this is your mother walking through the home, she's possibly gonna die in. So you better make it good, okay? Or she will never let you forget it. Oh, so then we go over to Dr. Jackie with another patient and this thing was like a little uncomfortable for me because she's like, oh yeah. Come on, it's called a vagina, man.

Okay, yeah. It wasn't for, it was more about the stitches and stuff. So like this lady was like, oh yeah, so last week, I just like masturbated and it was so good. And the next day I like had my baby. And I don't, basically she induced pregnancy through her masturbation. And then Dr. Jackie's like, well,

so you didn't masturbate, you didn't put your hands back in there afterwards. She's like, no, no, I didn't put my hands back in there. So you didn't masturbate well And it hurt she goes and it hurt. I was like oh I was cracking up because Jackie says see into slaper with minage a moa and then later she's like because And then later she's like, because she's into slavery with menage a moa. And when the lady leaves, she's like, no more menage a moa. I'm not sure that's usually working out that material. Curtis, I'm coming home, can you turn on that air fryer?

Because you know, that air fryer to me is kind of like a menage a moa. Jackie, you can stop saying that. Yeah, a fire. That's an air fr. I'm wow. So she's like, so it hurts. At the lady goes, yeah, it hurts. I mean, the meat hurts. And she goes, we don't call it meat.

It's okay. Well, the clitorians are the uterus, whatever they are. It's like, okay. I was just like, just to talk about the vaginal tears. And she's like, and she's like, because she's like, it really hurt. Were there stitches up in there and I was like, oh, god, she tore out her stitches with my master bathing with a cucumber or something.

But she tells her, bring it down here. You've been misusing and abusing. Bring it to me. And she tells us, it's recommended to wait six weeks until we manage them. Wow. But I can truly say the vagina is like Jesus. It's very, very forgiving. Forgive me for that, Lord.

Let's be here for giving. Would the vagina Lord please forgive me? I don't know why. I came out of my mouth. It's probably heavenly is in this room. Oh, it's funny. So then we go to Toyas for the dreaded Bravo bathtub scene. Oh, God.

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Yeah, let's take a bath. Come on, let's take a bath together. So they get into the bath and he's like, so listen, you know, we should probably talk because I feel like we've been, and when I say we, I mean you, have been a little snappy. And we just get a clip of Toyar being like, shut up! Wow. Fuck you, shut up, you stupid! Don't say that in front of the child.

And he's like, I don't want to be the kind of man whose wife just breaks him, you know, and he just sits there and takes it because that's a beast to Toya. And she just looks at him. Like she's going to murder him. I mean, she's going to like, cause they're doing the diary room session thing together side by side. And she just keeps staring straight ahead and like biting her bottom lip. Like she is going to lose it on him. She is gonna smash that rosé glass against the side of the bath and just like attack Eugene with it, you know? Yes. By the way, I also loved Eugene's modest placement of soap studs, the suds. That was really that was that was adorable and also exactly what I would do.

Basically like you show like a little bit of skin, but then big old sud sides over the manboobies, which is what I have as well. So he's like, you know, like she says, well, Eugene always said that he wants a whoobit with a backbone and he goes, okay, okay, I love that you have an opinion, but I would prefer that if you have an issue with me that you could deliver that a little more softly. And she just stare straight ahead. And he's like, you know, I wanted to fuse situations, but you need to choose your battles. Okay. And she's like, uh-huh. Respecting each other.

Mm-hmm. Just like, stare us and down. Yeah. Just ready to talk so much should about a Matt tennis club So now over at Heavenly's house She's at home and her super cute son Zachary comes comes over and He has been worked on getting his I guess he got his real estate license. So He is like talking real estate with heavenly because they're thinking about getting another place or something. So he's just, he's talking about it and she's like really proud. You know, he's a pre-med major in school and she's really proud about his like initiative and being very intelligent.

And she starts talking to him about real estate and she's like, she's like, you know, real estate is a great way to increase your wealth because real estate never goes down to zero and you just spread to him about real estate and she's like, she's like, you know, real estate, it's a great way to increase your wealth because real estate never goes down to zero and you just spread to your kids. I'm like, well, I mean, except for like the financial crisis of 2008. And also bad. Yeah, I can't go over for it.

I'm also like the great depression. There was some speculation. So like, let's, we, we will have like revised that just a little bit. Mm-hmm. And she wants to find a property to flip, right? So she gave him a budget of 150 grand. And he goes, well, because he is a child on Bravo. So he will talk like this. He's like, well, mom, I did find a place, but it's for 425,000 and she is boom. This is such a heavenly episode. She's so heavenly in this whole episode. And he goes, well, come on, mom, I mean,

if you want a hundred and fifty thousand dollar house on the lake and she's like, ah, ah, ah, she makes the highest squeal. She's like, where, she goes, I didn't say, like, where did you even get that from? Okay. Yeah. So then she's wearing a t-shirt that says, Black Lives Matter.

Black Lives Matter. And so she starts asking him about it, what it means to him, and he's talking about it and stuff. And then she says how she was talking about it with Anila, and how she said that she's the same. And we see a flashback at Heavenly's party. Anila was saying, you know, like, we think we're, you know, we're, we're, we're people of color and we've experienced racism as well.

And, you know, and Heavenly is just sort of like she's perturbed because she understands that Anila has gone through racism, but it's also a different, still a different experience, et cetera. And then heavily says something super profound, which I, I was like, wow. Have a look. Oh, let me guess what you're gonna say. She goes.

No, she goes. It's Black Lives Matter, bitch. Black. Yes. I mean, that's, and it's some, and it's implicitly some and it's implicitly It's implicit Black But in addition she follows that up with something slightly less profile

No, I'm just kidding, but she goes she goes you know I'm a dentist and there are 32 feet teeth in the mouth almost feet in the mouth There's 32 teeth in the mouth and if one tooth. There's 32 teeth in the mouth. And if one tooth is hurting, you don't talk about the other teeth You fix that you know you fix the tooth, you know, like we're not talking about those other teeth, right? You got to take care of it Right the other teeth are okay, so we don't have to worry about them And I thought right that was such when they get a cavity or something and yeah, that is That I was impressed that she I put up first I put of, she's relating this to teeth because it's heavenly. Yes. But she actually was like, wow, that's a great explanation. Thank you.

Yeah. And as someone who currently has a little bit of a toothache, I was like, this definitely resonates with me. But no, I thought that was great. I was like, what a great way to put that, you know? And it shouldn't have, and she shouldn't even have to put it that way, right? Like, it should just be like common knowledge. It should just be something that we all understand and get. But you know, people don't, which is too bad. But you know, if you don't get it, listen to Heavenly's tooth analogy

because I thought that was a really good one. As you go, well, thank you for being here, baby. Now get me a drink. Put some crown in it. Yeah, because he's so good at it. Which is a no-go taking a look. She's like, put an actual crown in there like, I don't care what anybody says. I love her. Yeah, she's like with not a crown,

but some crown. Yeah. So then Anila is calling Contessa because she wants to make things right after Rocky Knight. And so she's like, meet me in the park in, you know, five minutes or whatever. So they meet up. And when she gets like, meet me in the park in, you know, five minutes or whatever. So they meet up. And when she gets there, Contessa is like petting these cute little pit bull puppies out of the trunk of a car that it got like a stranger.

Can you guys do that? I'm like, what are you doing? And I'm pretty much playing in Atlanta because I don't think that that's legal. Yeah, I wasn't playing. And she just just doing it. Just right there. Like you know, wasn't the most on's legal. Yeah, I wasn't planning. She just just just just right there. The guy like you know, wasn't the most on board thing because the guy was like, I'm not putting my face on camera. I'm saying blurred out, okay. Yeah. He's like, want to buy one?

And she's like, no. But so they have this talk and I'm gonna see here. And he all basically says that she feels, she felt like she's like, I think things got side-tracked the other night and I felt really disrespected at the end of the night and Contessa's like, well, you did that, okay?

You have to let me and Toya deal with me and Toya, you know? And like, don't try to be the middle person when you don't even really know me and so you can't even advocate for me, right? So don't try to be the middle person, you know? And Nila's like, you know, I honestly middle person. And I was like, you know, I don't see thought I could make peace, but you know, I'm, you know, now I know I'm not getting involved in that, okay? But my issue is that you, you, you threatened my mom a little bit,

which by the way is kind of crazy because Contessa did not threaten Manjula at all. Like, she was getting cursed and she was getting annoyed, but she literally did not threaten as far as we can see. Yeah, that's bullshit to say she threatened her. Now, was she rude as fuck to your mom? Yes. Yes, she was. She was. So, Contest is like, your mother, well, she tells us. Your mother accosted me, okay. And so, Neel is saying, well, she was just trying to make you sit down and work things out

and Indian culture and Contest stops her and says, well says well in our culture you keep your hands to yourself. Okay. And it was like but if you'd walk out and don't get dinner in my culture that's considered disrespectful. I'm like well you know this is a disaster so they basically also consider that in every culture. And there's that too. When you're at a family party and you get pissed off, yell, and then leave, that is also considered disrespectful. Just so you know. So contest is like, listen, we're all different. There's stuff you think it sounds like she's going to say, there's stuff you think that's important. And it's not, but then she changes. And she's like, and I should be willing to want to see that

as being important as well because I am becoming friends with you. So I am sorry that I offended your mom. And I was like, wow, that was like a mid-sentence pivot. Yeah, and then they hug, so everything's okay. So then, now, Heavenly's house, and Cecil and Simone are driving to the basketball day.

And Simone keeps calling Dr. Curran, Dr. Karen, which is funny and also kind of disrespectful. And then we know that Jackie is not coming because she's on call. So I guess fit is not quite the new it because this is this is sports Jackie. But of course they get to come. Yeah, they get there and heaven like goes, I told you about those shorts. Didn't I? Didn't I? Simone? And she tells us, listen, I'm really glad I fixed things with Simone, but that does not mean I want to see Simone's ass. Okay.

Yeah. Like something on your ass. Okay. And then Alora comes down the path to the basketball court and Michael's just sort of like staring at her like, oh, heaven is like, don't look at my child. So let's see, everybody starts arriving, basically. Big basketball day.

My favorite part of the entire episode is a Nila shows up and the little dog, was that like a Yorkie whatever Teddy is like the Yorkie starts like chasing a nila's son around because it just wants to play and the sun is terrified and just cry and they're just running in circles little dog is like like the time you full dog ever yeah it was my truly my favorite part of this season perhaps. So to his family arrives and she's brought a friend with her and I don't know why to bring some straight bitch into my house. Especially during a pandemic.

Yeah. And so then Simone give Simone has t-shirts for everyone. Like the kids are going to be wearing red t-shirts and the adults are wearing black t-shirts. But there's like nothing personalized about them. They're just truly just like blank t-shirts. And so like everyone's upset. Like heaven lays upset about like the lack of effort she put in. And Simone's like, well, I was lazy because I work past to daddy. And Troy is like, black tees in food boxes with no forks. Maybe the last party just took her out.

Maybe she was just like, I can't afford forks no more. And she also was like, this shirt kind of ruins my outfit. I'm like, Troy, you're wearing like a, you were not dressed in Dionne Von first and then you're wearing like a, you're wearing like a, you were not dressed in Diane Van Firstenberg right now. Yeah. It's okay. So contestants got calm and contestants like, listen,

Toya is invisible today. Okay, we do not see her. So everybody's basically just saying hi and stuff. And Anila goes over to Toria and she's like, listen, you know, I got together with the contestant, we made up. And Toria is pretending that she doesn't care, but she obviously cares. Also, Toria has the box of food and she's holding the entire thing and just eating right out of the box, which is so to yeah.

And only the fork was really an issue. I don't think the fork was going to get used no matter what. And then we see Anila almost slip into her, like, lap dog stuff because she's like, you know, she gave me a very sincere apology. I mean, she tried to talk about you, but I was like, I don't want to hear it. Now, now come on. No, no. That is not what happened.

Yeah. Yeah, she didn't. And then she kind of walks it back. She says well I mean she didn't really see anything bad. She just said that she's over it and Toya's like well If she's over it then why should keep bringing it up? Why is it always an issue? I'm like be because Because you guys had a fight and Anila was addressing the fight and so it came up and she was talking about the fight You were in to yeah, do you remember remember which by the way not only the fight and she was talking about the fight you were in to yeah. Yeah. Do you remember remember which by the way Not only the fight that she was in but the one that toy actually kind of initiated

Yes So then Simone gives another speech for Michael and I'm officially done with speeches for Michael get rid of the kids I'm the goddamn college, okay. Goodbye. Bye. I'm I'm a little you know when Simone goes into camp counselor mode, I'm, I just get like, oh man, like, it's like, it happens with the kids and it happens on the group therapy vacations. And I'm just like, yeah, that's usually means that I can tune out for about 20 minutes. Yeah. Because it's going to like a four-h, you know, club meeting or something. Yeah, well, we couldn't this episode because then they play basketball for 20 minutes. Because it's going to like a 4-H club meeting or something. Yeah, well, we couldn't this episode because then they play basketball for 20 minutes.

So that's nice. Yeah, there's a lot of basketball. Yeah, and Heavenly Cheats and changes the score and stuff. So then the guys separate and go inside and Anila's like, hey, could you take the kids in and he's like, sure? And Heavenly goes, um, that's your job. And she tells her, don't expect him to be a doctor and a babysitter, get your own damn kids.

Yeah. Oh, Heavenly. Here we go with Heavenly. So then, Aneela's like, well, you know, when both men and women are working, it's 50-50. And Heavenly goes, you work. She goes, yeah, I'm a blocker. Now, listen, Ryan and I were both bloggers. I guess you could say, once a blog blocker. Now listen, Ryan and I, we're both blockers.

I guess you could say once a blocker, always a blocker, we're audio blockers now. But even as a blocker, I'm like, you know, your husband's like a doctor during a global pandemic. I don't know if it's really gonna be 50-50. I don't know. I say this as someone who's blocked.

Yeah, but it's still so rude to tell somebody. Oh my God. 100%. Oh my God. 100%. And she's like, yeah, I didn't know. I say that's as someone who's blogged. Yeah, but still so rude to tell somebody. Oh my God. 100%. Oh my God. 100%. And she's like, yeah, I didn't know that was a job. And Tories says she gets a paycheck, so that makes it a job.

And Contest is like, yeah, I'm gonna go inside. Bye. Yeah. And by the way, even if, I mean, that being said, I think that like, there's nothing wrong with telling your husband, can you take the kids upstairs? Because actually at this moment, Anila is at work at her job, which is being on a TV show and, you know, fighting with other women.

Yes. And also in general, why shouldn't you, who cares if your husband's a doctor? He's also a bother. He can watch children as well. This isn't 1950. Okay. Thank you. Thank you.

Yes. So, um, having the guest, oh, really? Toya? Why don't you block? And toya goes, I don't need to block. And having the guest, I don't need to block either. I like that. I like that. Like, well, they start going in on each other for every little thing that they say.

So I love this. I love this about this show. So, so Mungo's, yeah, Heavenly does not do well with new people. And Torrey is like, stop hating on people. And Heavenly is like, oh no, Torrey says, stop hating on people. She goes, you hate on people. I don't hate on people. You do.

And she's like, yeah, you know what? People like you want to do what I do. You know, like why'd you get a three story closet and then a fireplace with a 90 degree angle on it? Yeah. And then Heavenly is like, bitch, that was over here. She's like, I've been here for 20 years. Oh. And then they just start fighting. Like, and they're fighting. And like, there's like, just talking over each other, just fighting about this whole thing. Yeah. So, Tori is like, she copied by fireplace. I need an FDA every time she comes over and heavenly is just going, so squealing. So then she immediately, we

see why heavenly has been so saucy because she's just been trying to start this fight so she could say, um, now what about your house? I know how you got the down payment. Do we need to bring out receipts? Because Quatt has the receipt. Quatt has them. Yeah. And Toy has like, Toy has basically like, like, I have no clue what Quatt is talking about with my loan, unless she actually works at the bank, which is quite possible since she doesn't work at Sister Circle in America. And that really goes, you broke. And she goes, so broke, I got a $350 workout outfit. Girl, bye. Yeah.

Definitely. It's like, I like how she thinks that $350 is a lot of money. When we're talking about a $450,000 house, I'm like, wait a second, you're the one who didn't want the $450,000 house. You want to $150,000 house. I also like that. Toya's like, she's like, at the end of the day,

why are they talking about our finances again? I'm like, that's because you like announce all your spending to everyone all the time. So eventually people talk, that's why. Yeah, because your plot last season or the season before was not paying your taxes and being serious, that's why. You had a party for getting out of debt.

And then when Contessa said, wow, she had a party for getting out of debt, you actually started a season's long food with her because you got so upset of like one shady comment. And then you're surprised that people talk about your finances. I mean, maybe they're talking about your finances because they want to have another party. You know, they're excited for you to get into debt so that way you can get out of it. Yeah. So, Neela, it's like, wait a minute, I'm supposed to have a fight. Can we talk about blogging and have a link?

I don't give a shit about your blogging. She says, yes, she do, because you're putting it down. She says, I'm just saying I didn't know what to job. Yeah. Now, let's talk about Black Lives Matter. And Anila's like, oh, because you know, she's going to totally get sort of trapped on that one. So then Toyo jumps in and she's like, hey, hey, pick on someone your own size,

which I thought was hilarious. Like, pick up, like she just knows that Aneela is weak and we'll get destroyed on this topic. So she just like, she's like, listen, listen, I need to have my doubles partner, although actually they're not doubles partners because she doesn't like to play tennis with her. So, the other way.

My future doubles partner. So it starts thundering and raining. And Simone says, God has spoken. And she's trying to hold Toria back or whatever. She's like, Toria, you are in her home. And she's like, I don't care. She's not fully. And so Anila is saying, listen, all I was saying

is that I'm a person of color. That's all, you know, I wasn't trying to take away from what she experienced because I have not experienced that. But growing up in Savannah, you know, we were called names, we were called the sand and word name and we couldn't get weighted on. And it's not the same journey, but, you know, I've gone through some of it. And so, heavenly saying, well, let me educate you. And Anita goes, I get it. You paved the road for us. And Trey goes, girl, she didn't pave the road for us. She's like, she goes, that's been saying paved no road for anybody but her goddamn self.

Oh, so there you have it. Yeah. Heavenly and Heavenly and Trey are going at it. That's really all I need. Yeah, it's classic. So everyone, thank you so much for listening. No, I'm sorry. Heavenly goes, I got a portfolio bitch. She says your portfolio sucks. I don't know why I found that. No, yeah, I forgot about that.

Like I love that. Like ending on a portfolio zinger. So, um, oh, there's more. Okay, Now I'm so sorry. I can't believe I have more dough. So I'm so sorry. But, um, someone goes, okay, heavenly. They're gone now. Let's just clean up your party. And she goes, Oh, no, I'm not cleaning anything. I hired somebody for that. Look, you know, maybe we should have toilet and a needle, a toilet and a needle, a doing it. They don't work. Like, damn, thank you. Thank you for being on my television, Ms. Kimes. They don't work. Like, damn, thank you. Thank you for being on my television, Ms. Kimes.

I know, Heavenly is so shady and hilarious and often so irrational, but in the best way. So we are back tomorrow with some below deck sailing yacht, which should be interesting. And then we've got our full week ahead of us. We got Dallas, we got Jersey, we got Summer House is really blowing up, very divided internet right now, so divided. We got Dallas, we got Jersey, we got Summer House is Really blowing up very divided internet right now so divided so we'll have all that plus top chef later this week and our bony

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