Watch What Crappens - RHOA & Married2Med: The Big Chill

Episode Date: March 16, 2021

On Real Housewives of Atlanta, the moment no one's been waiting for is finally here: Cynthia Bailey's wedding to Mike Hill. It's a star-studded affair with Eva the Diva, Shereé, Karen Huger, Claudia Jordan, and... Dennis. Meanwhile, over on Married to Medicine, Jackie and Simone still aren't friends again, and it's taking an emotional toll on us. Fix it, guys! Married To Medicine starts at 00:52:19Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm doing great. We're going to be on watch well, crap. Watch what happens tomorrow. So I'm super excited for that. So I'm just walking on sunshine bin. Okay. Yeah, we actually pre-tapped it. And it was so much fun.

So that's going to be Tuesday night. It's going to be our watch what happens. Return appearance with also our friends, Ira Madison the third and Sasha Morfa of the Bravo Breakdown and Ira's from Keep It. So definitely go watch it. And there's also an after show that's gonna be posted online where we got to ask Andy some cool questions.

And we got to do more impersonations. So it's so fun and it's so cool that they had us back. And it's like, it's cool, it's so cool. So check that out. It's really, I'm like, this is so cool. Yeah, so we're still geeking out over here basically. Yeah, so that was super fun. And both Atlanta and Mary to Medicine were super fun this week.

So last week on this show, we mentioned that we were going to be doing a full Mary to Medicine recap. The next day, well, we did record that episode. We loved it. We thought it was very funny. That's great. It's great content. We were really glad to have Mary to Medicine back in our lives and then guess what?

We fucked up the recording. So after almost 10 years together, we can still completely fuck up a whole day. That's just welcome to our show. Welcome to our show. So this is a double recap episode of Atlanta and Maritime Medicine. So let's start with Atlanta because it is the wedding of the century and it's about time. We've finally arrived at the big Jihil wedding and I thought about it today. I don't know why I don't know if we ever thought about this before but why are they called Jihil? Like that's a real sloppy portmanteau, right? Like that's like Cynthia and Mike Hill. Like a first name and the last name. Are you allowed to do that? Are are you allowed to do that? Are you really allowed to do that?

Jihil shouldn't it be like if you take Bailey and Hill and you put those together you get bail Yeah, could be in the future Hill Bailey The Hill Baleys Well, Cynthia is you know, I really like Cynthia, but Cynthia is all about herself. You know, she's a model, she's got her ego going. And as we see later in the episode when she gets to her wedding vows, her, she's pretty much about herself.

And so it's funny that her couple name tag is just her initials. It's like Seahill, you know? Yeah. So I thought that was pretty fitting. And it's also very fitting. I wonder if they held this episode because it came out the 10-10-20 episode came out on 13-13. Oh, wow. Double prime.

Well, it didn't come out then, but it was episode 13 of season 13. Oh, wow. Obviously, because there's no 13th month. I can't wait to see if we can see the fourth. You don't know that. You don't know what, because there's no 13th month. Okay, let's go back to the topic. You don't know that, you don't know what calendar we're using. You don't know. She's looking for numerology wherever she can find it. So I think she was probably very happy with that.

I actually think like, we spent a lot of time shading Cynthia and we'll continue to probably in this very episode for holding this giant wedding in the middle of a pandemic. But really the upside to it was that basically we like the Bravo camera crews couldn't go in which meant we didn't have a full episode dedicated to this wedding. It was just kind of like a few segments towards the end. And I think that was actually a blessing for us because I don't know if I could have done a full show inside Cynthia's wedding. I don't think I can do that. I think it was a blessing. I felt kind of bad for Cynthia because it's your wedding day. You've got Wendy coming for you,

you know, which can't feel good. And then it rains. So they had to do this all inside. And then what was the other thing that happened to her? Her once in a lifetime pandemic. They couldn't shoot it. Oh, and then she didn't even get to end the episode with her wedding. It wasn't like the whole wedding. It was like, you know, okay, the wedding's done. And now Porsche is going to talk to the hot dog king.

Yeah, seriously, how sad is that? That she didn't even get to close out her own wedding episode. You're right. Oh, you didn't even get to close out her own wedding episode. You're right. Even Of course, I did. Luhan gets to close out her episode. Her's was also not filmed by Bravo cameras. Not sure. Yeah, there were and that was before COVID was I think that was just like general terms. That was just like so many so many of Tom's exes were there that it was just like a general germ warning. It was a global Tom Demick that's what that was. Tom 19.

19. Dacastino virus. So, okay. I had it. I had it. I'm a survivor. I'm a Dacastino 19. I'll never wear a mask again. So here we are.

It is. We are at Lake Bailey. Everybody is getting ready. It's one day before the wedding. And, you know, of course, she's getting besages with Noelle and they're worried. She's very concerned about the wedding. Yeah. very concerned because there's a hurricane coming through. This reminds me of that old, I wanna say it's an old Jewish joke. It may actually not be reserved just for the Jewish religion.

It may just be for all of us, but the thing where like there's a guy and he's in a house and a house is like, it's raining or something like that and everyone has to evacuate and he's like, no, I'm going to pray. I'm going to pray that God will save me. And then the waters are rising. It's got the second floor. And everyone's like, you got to leave.

And he's like, no, I'm going to pray. And then like they send like a boat. They send like a car or something like that. And then he's on his roof and they send to helicopter. And like, you got, come on, you got to jump in. You're about to get, you know, you're about to get swept away. He's like, no, I'm praying for God to save me. And then like, he winds up drowning.

And then he sees God and he's like, WTF, like I was, I was praying, why don't you save me? He's like, I sent you a boat. I sent you a helicopter. I sent you an ambulance. Like, what do you want? To me, this was like, this is a long way of saying, this is what this wedding reminds me of.

How many signs I have to show you, Cynthia? I gave you a pandemic. I gave you a pandemic. I gave you a hurricane. During the divorce, during the divorce season, that's what God's going to be doing on his park announcer in heaven. He's going to be like, what part of the signs that I sent you did you not read about my kill, okay? You know, just because a date is 10, 10, 20,

and it looks cool, doesn't mean that it's good luck. It does not mean that. It could be the opposite. I don't think so either. I mean, 10, 10, 20 equals 40. And whenever you have your 40th birthday, people give you black balloons and more than you. Okay, so I don't know that that's the best choice. But you know what, who am I? We can all agree. This is 40 was the moment for me when Judd Apatos stopped making good comedies. So if 40 is a bad number for me.

Oh, plain Catherine Higel. No, I don't. No, no. Catherine Higel was in knocked up, which I love. But I guess, I guess if anyone you're going to blame is Leslie Man, although I don't blame her. I don't blame her. No, I love her. I just played Catherine Heigel for everything still, you know? We could blame her for any way. Catherine Heigel, like anything Catherine Heigel's good for. So, anyway, Catherine Heigel is rooting the sweating and Cynthia is like, God, like Wendy is coming for me, Catherine Heigel just burned down my venue.

Her came Heigel's coming. Hurricane Heiggels coming. Herkin Hygels coming. So she is having her, you know, night before dinner. What do you call your rehearsal dinner or whatever. She's having that over at her place because I don't know. I don't know if the Chuck E. Cheese was burned down. I don't know what the reason. Oh, because they were going to have it outside, right? Yeah. But then they had to have it inside. So I don't know if they were going to have catering outside that couldn't come. But for whatever reason know if they were going to have catering outside that couldn't come, but for whatever reason,

now they have pizza. High-glend company was going to be catering and you know, as we see what happened. So, Chuckie Heigel's pizza. Chuckie Heigel. Chuckie Heigel. Oh, Charles, we're getting Chuckie Heigel tonight. What do you want?

So meanwhile, Porsche is having mixed feelings about seeing Dennis at the wedding, but she's like, whatever, I'm gonna be the best dress one there, you know? And then we see Drew and Ralph still pretending to be in a happy marriage. And then it's the car, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was how they started this one.

I think it was just maybe there was something with like the kids, like they want, they're like, like, she was like, come hug me. She wanted like the son to hug her and then the little girl wanted to hug. It was, it was just like a, it was a high call moment. It was very much, you know, we're discussing WandaVision in the bonus episode this week and it was a little bit like that. It was like DrewVision. So then, so then, a much worse version of WandaVision.

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She is. And you know, they finally get a season without Eva being pregnant and now she's not on the show. I mean, could you give the girl one season to strut her stuff because Eva gave the most, you know, shit out of everybody in this episode on her mic. I would like Eva back. I would like Eva back.

I feel like we never really got the Eva that we deserved. And I'm not going to be like, oh, because she was pregnant because that's not fair, right? But she was, like, I think she was pretty tired for two seasons. And I want her to be in like, no, I want her to have a season where her feet don't hurt the whole time. Yeah, she's got to deal with, she has to do her body,

and there's nothing wrong with that. But now that that is done, like let's have, because we know Eva can be, she can read people up and down, and I want that. That's what I want. We deserve it, bravo. We deserve it. Eva the diva. So, um, so then, yes, anyway, they're all walking around, and at one point, Mal goes up to Cynthia's like, hey, can we talk about stuff? And Cynthia just rolls her eyes. We don't even know why Cynthia's upset at her sister, which is like, uh, we just hope we already know we get it because anytime Mal says, can

we talk about stuff? You just know it's going to be like a big downer moment in the middle of like a very fun Chuckie Hikels pizza party. Yeah, well Mal's upset because she got screwed out of everything. It's her sister's wedding and she didn't get to go on the bridesmaid's trip. Yeah. She gets nothing, you know? So she's like, you made me work during your bachelor at party. Thanks a lot. Yeah.

So Cynthia's telling us about like, you know, the rain and everything that this is a COVID-19 wedding. And you know, they're moved like everything. They can move it inside, but she would just feel more comfortable for outside and I'm like or you could have just had a small thing and a bigger thing after the pandemic but you know yeah but I really like that even her diva wedding is being ruined by a diva hurricane because of her campaign is Delta okay and there is no bigger diviva than Delta Burke From Atlanta

Okay, come so way luck It's appropriate. I mean Delta. I mean it is they are they are located in Atlanta Delta Airlines So it's like the hurricane's like oh come on back mother It's a D. Andrew hurricane actually Hurricane Sandra, but you mother So um so anyway Cynthia's like, well, they say that what doesn't kill you makes you stronger. We'll have had some doubts, Kelly Clarkson, and then we see a headline of Wendy Williams Lamb selfish Cynthia Bailey for her big wedding amid the pandemic.

As did everyone else, not just one of those. Yeah, Wendy and everyone. And I also felt like that was kind of Nini getting a last laugh, right? I know that she didn't end on great terms with Wendy last season, but maybe she's on better terms now. But either way, I feel like Nini's like, aha, my friend.

Yeah. John, you're wedding day. Yeah, I think so. I mean, I think so. I mean, I think so. She's telling us that they've made sure to make sure that this wedding is going to be safe. Okay, they're going to have sanitizer, they're going to have temperature checks, and they encourage all the guests to get tested.

Which is basically like saying, you know what we're going to do a free Broadway show, we just encourage donations. Do you know how much shows show's make? Five dollars. And that's like the example dollar that they throw in the hat to pass around. Someone probably take that five dollars out of the hat. Okay. Anytime the public has been encouraged to do something, they never do it.

That's just, that's the law of encouragement. I am the public. Okay. And I will not be encouraged. So keep it to yourself, guidelines. So can you show us up? and there's like a bench outside. So Kenya walks up and she sees Eva. And then Kenya just starts to like ramble about the,

really randomly, she's like, I didn't know what to wear. I was gonna wear a dress too. And then she said we'd be outside in the grass. So I was like, have to have boots on. And now I'm wearing this. I'm like, Kenya, what is wrong with you? What is this?

It's like dancing because she's kind of, I feel like she's kind of dissing Cynthia for Kenya not knowing what to wear. I think so. Yeah. That's what it sounds like. So Cynthia comes back out. Now Cynthia is a word art lady.

She's got a lot of word art out there. She's got one that says home and she's got one that says like comfort Like you're encouraged to sit on this bench. Look out. There's a lot of words out there in anchor There's an anchor from a boat. Yeah. Well, it's in case a toddler comes over and needs to point out words to learn, you know Just in case so they're all sitting on this bench outside and Cynthia is saying how she's been in a war dealing with PR stuff. And they're talking about Wendy Williams. I mean, Cynthia should not have had this wedding in my mind.

I think it was pretty dangerous. But given that she was having it, I do kind of feel bad because it is her wedding at the end of the day. It was a dumb choice, but it does suck that she has to feel that way. Of course, again, she just didn't have to have it during a pandemic and could have avoided all that, you know, but I guess whatever. Yeah. So Candy comes over and Mal comes out and she's like, you know what? I need you guys to make me feel special because you really haven't made me feel special. Mal is so mal in the scene and I just love.

I love the way Kenya also addresses her. She, when Mal walks out, Kenya goes, Hey, you got your head on. It's like, it's like she's like a little kid like, Oh, cheer up, little one. You got your cute. You got that you You miss Bolo, but you got a hat on you mouth And Eva's saying well listen those blogs are talking so what happened? I said well stuff definitely happened and everyone here is a witness to something And she's like was it Tanya and she's like, was it Tanya? And she's like, well, you know,

Shamia was having fun and kissing her friends as well. And poor Shah, well, I don't know if Shamia was part of that mistress. Would God, Kenya, you're such a drag. She's so boring. I mean, at least she used to be fun and bitchy. Now you're just horrible, you know, at least bring the fun back, Kenya. True, although honestly, if we didn't have Kenya doing this really craven investigation, we really wouldn't have anything to talk about, to be honest.

So at least she's given us something, even if it's like she's being a terrible friend everyone at that party. So Candy's basically like, well, there were multiple people having fun in the room where other people could see. And then he was like, well, when did you guys like not to talk about stuff? Because, you know, people made up a whole bunch of lies about me. Candy's like, well, people made up lies about me too. And they yeah, they sure. Oh, wait, say it again. Nothing,

it wasn't. I just was like, they just, just like this, something that they said to each other, didn't really have any bearing on anything. That's kind of how a lot of this episode is. It's just like, yeah, that happened one time. Oh yeah, then that happened one time. Can you just rehashing the same old tabletale bullshit? So they're talking about like, what happened on the coffee table? And even it's like, I want to know what that coffee table did.

Yeah, coffee table. What a joke. Yeah, Ken, he's like, well, there were lips, on lips, and she's like, unless it was my lips or my lips, like, live your life, what the fuck do I care? And Kenya says, if I'm the only one with the guts to say what happened, so Portia will try to discredit me and lie.

Are you guys running for mayor? Yeah. By the way, the only one with a balls to say what happened. You're now trying to make yourself some sort of hero of the gossip that you put out there. It does not take balls to promote the story that you've decided to put out in front of the cameras. I said that someone was having sex, and now I'm the only one having saying someone had sex, and that takes a lot of balls to verify my own story. Yeah, true. So she's left alone with candy. Everyone else goes inside and she's like, Well, I do want to say candy. I have seen your support for me and you have not left me on the line with this. You just haven't left me out hanging with this whole party fiasco. So I would like to thank you and offer your community

better after school program. We're, fucking constituents for their support, can you? Go away. Yeah, and Candy's basically is like, well, a person said that they were in there and it's basically Tanya, you know, and she's like, but I don't want to ruin

that person's relationship. Can you basically like, okay, so we're gonna ruin her relationship, got it, got it. Okay, I'm glad you said that. We're on the same page. We're going to ruin Tanya's relationship. She's like, no. Yeah, and the producer asked, can you why it's so important

to her and Kenya is saying? Well, if you do something with all these eyes around you, you can't expect it not to be talked about. And if it were me, it would be a parade. So let's just level the playing field. Okay, so you're just like getting random revenge on people because your life is fucking terrible. Glad you can see that, please. So instead of leading by example, by showing people, you know, how not to behave in a situation,

I'm going to say how to behave, you're instead just going to be like, well, you would, since you would theoretically take me down, I'm going to take you down to. So yeah. since you would theoretically take me down, I'm gonna take you down to. So... Commissions, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions.

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How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So Kenya basically says to Candy, like, I'm not asking you to lie, I'm just saying, don't leave you with my panties down because they already had their panties down. And Candy is like, I just don't feel like people should be shamed for whatever they want to do sexually.

And you know, Kenya is like, got it. So we're going to shame people for what they do sexually, right? That's the plan. Thank you for your support. So party party on that long party party on that long. Shemia is having a full on Mises party party. And welcome to Mises party. And ma'am, she's really gone crazy at the kinkos.

Where is it? Where is it? It's just said plastered everywhere. This has like, Hatch tag. Hatch tag. Hatch tag. My mother's sister's daughter. Look okay.

She is bored. I don't know if this is the first time we've filmed in Shamiya's house. Maybe, maybe not. I don't know if this is the first time we've filmed in Shamiya's house. Maybe, maybe not. I'm not sure. But she basically has, like, my dream suburban basement. Like it was such a basement. I was like, did I hang out here in high school?

I feel like I hung out here and I hung out in Shamiya's basement in high school, right? Because this is clearly some place I hung out with. It's so like the basement that you go hang out in and have popcorn and watch like dirty dancing or something on the edges. Yes, it was. So, oh, I'm still on candy. I was like, why is Kenya still complaining about the parties? Sorry, I need to scroll down a little bit over here.

Leo Black, Chimes in with her, he's like, oh, tear it down. Oh, my back. So there's balloons and don't judge, hashtag don't judge me science everywhere. And Drew comes over and twerks again. And you know, the below episode was fun guys. I'm going to need something more from you. Yeah. So Porosha shows up by the producers like so Porosha, do you know any French words? She's like, friends.

And they're like, okay, we, we, niece, niece. Like, could use some work. Like, I don't know, super soft at least. And then Marlo, Marlo comes in, she's like, cocktails, this is a real party. Party for the nieces. And Parshis says, oh look at that.

There's a hashtag on the wall. Girls, one and a half, girls just want to have fun. I use the same hashtag today, and I didn't even know you were going to use that hashtag. Now come on, God, we're so on the same page. We are really sisters. We are sisters in hashtags. This really does prove that girls do just want to have fun

And if there's no better way to have fun than doing a hashtag girls just want to have fun And then going to kinkos to print it up So and then they start playing fake material girl music Which I guess is a nod to the 80s, but I'm like, but this is material girl not girls just want to have fun I hope someone noticed that in the production So you know, Cindy Laufer did she's at home, you know getting ready to do a psoriasis spot like how could yeah I have to treat me like that Hello, why is this in the law, but I'd like to speak to whoever the music supervisor is that would be Catherine Hyggell

I'm get you bitch I'll get you Catherineggell. Yeah, oh. I'm getting you, bitch. I'm getting you, Captain Hyggell. Captain Hyggell is just sitting at a sound board just smirking like half. Play it an incorrect song from the era. An incorrect illusion to a song from the era. Is it what you dreamy that bitch? I'm knocked up with evil plans. Yeah, Forza is talking about being anxious to see Dennis at the wedding and she's anxious because he put up, wait, is this where he put up something on Instagram that said, single

AF and she's like, how could he do that? Right when everybody was saying that somebody had sex with Bolo because now it looks like he's single because he's mad that I was the one who had sex with Bolo. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah, actually you know what? I think that comes up slightly later,

but either way the point still stands that Dennis does do that and she's really pissed because she feels like, yeah, it made it look like he dumped her because of the Bolo stuff, which is so classic Dennis. He's a piece of shit. I'm sick of him and I will tear into him later this episode. So Kenya, yeah. So the thing is that Kenya posted on Instagram.

There's a story of her writing a bowl and she goes, hashtag it wasn't me. And then Marlo also used the hashtag. And so she's like, why did you do that? So Porsche thinks that Marlo and Kenya are kind of in cahoots about this whole thing and it hurts, it hurts Porsche. And Marlo's like, no, no, no, there's a very logical explanation.

So my nephew came up to me and said, auntie, auntie, what did you do? Catherine Haigel said you slept with a stripper. And I was like, no, that's a lie. It's a vicious Higle lie. So I had to nip it in the bud and say, hashtag, it wasn't me, hashtag, Kenya Nio Bestie's, hashtag, she gave me this idea.

Totally my own idea. Yeah, you're a lie. Okay, you're a lie. So, Portia's like, well, you know, where are the same leaf me and Shemiya? And you're the same leaf, you're a lie. So Porsche's like well, you know, where are the same leaf me and Shamia and you're the same leaf you and Kenya And so Porsche's like yeah, you know obviously can use using Marlo and it's kind of super calculated because she has this big Campaign which is hilarious because that is what they make it sound this whole episode like they're running for they're running against each other in politics You know, yes, it this big campaign and what better way

than to get somebody gullible who needs you to fight for you and be on your side. Right. I, you know, the thing is that, you know, I think where Portia is sort of like losing this whole thing, well, she's not losing it because who cares if she's up in Bolo? And she has, and if she did sleep with Bolo,

she doesn't, she doesn't owe it to any of us to say if she did or not. But I think where, in terms of just like, with getting her friends off of her back, if she had taken a tone of like, listen, I wish I had slept with him. That thing was huge. I would have loved that, but I didn't. I wish I regret.

It's like, you know, the best I have was Dennis. But she's just like, nope, nope, nope. And I think that's making them think more and more that she totally did it. KSN was wondering my thoughts on how she could have handled it with her friends. Yeah, that does protest too much. Yeah, if you were.

So Marlo is basically like, listen, I didn't do that, but you're still not going to regulate who I'm friends with, Porsche, okay, because no matter what, I will still be friends with you, no matter who you're falling out with. Which is, you know, Marla really is full of shit, but she says everything in such a convincing way. Yeah, yeah.

It almost makes me forget that she got into a fight with Porsche over her doormat once. So then... Because Mimi didn't like her at the time. Yeah. Exactly. So Marla shaded her for the size of her door mat. And the fact that they got so mad about it

in the middle of Spain is really, but didn't that teach everybody something? I mean, doesn't everybody shopping for a door mat now really think about the scale? Proportion matters. So Latoya shows up. And one, Shamiya gave, made everyone's shirt. So Latoya takes off her shirt to like put on the, it's like, ooh, Latoya shirt lists, which is so Latoya shows up and, one, Shamiya made everyone's shirt, so Latoya takes off her shirt to,

like put on the, it's like, ooh, Latoya shirt lists, which is so Latoya. And then Drew was like in the bathroom. And so she tworks on toya and Drew's like, you know what, I reciprocate vibes, you know? I reciprocate the vibes I get, you know? And so if toya walks in with good vibes, then I'm here for it.

I'm gonna do my awkward twerk that I learned from Bolo, and she saved my marriage because of it. Thank you, Bolo. Yeah, so they play some Truth or Dare Jenga, and Latoya is like, if you could smash somebody in this room, so it's like another like faux lesbianism. Aren't we wacky? We're like, kind of lesbian for a minute.

Ha ha! And they basically play some Truth or Dare before we get to some good old-fashioned arguing. Yeah, we did get to see Marlo run around the basement with her boobs hanging out for a few laps, which was fun. So yeah, they so they're talking about Latoya brings up the fact that B Scott, she goes, oh B Scott posted about Tanya and Portia being in the room with Bolo and then she says, oh and also Bolo posted a video saying he did fuck y'all. And then Portia's like, you're not.

And then she's like, yeah, I wasn't joking, I wasn't joking. And she's like, well, Kenya said she heard fuck me harder coming from that room and that really only points to you in Tanya. So, and Portia's like, that is not true. And she says, okay, then, you know, who cares? And Shamiya says, well, I mean, did you tell, did Kenya tell you to leak it? Is that what's going on here or you the leaker for Kenya? And she's like, no, I think that meant that Kenya did it. And so they're basically accusing Latoya of being Kenya's, you know, henchmen or whatever.

And Latoya says, well, why would I do it? And Porsche is like, well, you come in here asking me questions to perpetuate a lie. And what you're not going to do is come in with weird energy because you're being two people. So now they're mad because Latoya was jumping on Kenya's hashtag as well. It's like a hashtag. It's a big hashtag fight. And Porsche goes, yeah, she's part of the campaign. Yeah, exactly, which I don't know why this is like a bombshell to any of them. Latoya's been Kenya's henchmen all season long. And now she's just doing, like, she's just kind of like hedging her bets with the other

women. Just in case her gamble with Ken who doesn't pay off. She has other people she can latch onto. You know? She learned from Marlow. So now Drew is like, they just start bickering and everything. And basically Toya, you know, Toya and Drew get into it.

Because Toya is acting like she doesn't care about any of this. And then Drew's like, well, no, you do care because at dinner, you said Drew was being inappropriate with a stripper. And Latoi is like, you know, well, you said, I don't honor marriage. And it's like, do you honor marriage being bumping and grinding on Bolo?

You know? And Drew tells her, oh, well, you know what, that mouth. That's why your husband canceled your ass. And she's like, your marriage is struggling. Your husband canceled your ass and she's like your marriage is struggling Your marriage is struggling and she's like I have a perfect marriage a perfect house and three perfect children all right Like true, okay, I like you true. I like you Drew. You do not have a perfect marriage your marriage is actually as far as we can tell Probably the most dysfunctional one outside of Kenyan Mark who are barely even married So just putting that one out there. Yeah

So Latoya's like well just know that I was the one who filed for divorce in my marriage and she's like, you know what? Don't don't ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever bitch Say my name in regard to things that you don't know for a fact. And she's like, you're just mad because you were up on Bolo. And then Drew's like, you didn't mention yourself or what you were doing. And then Porsche's like, I just can't keep up with these girls. Like, when did she's twirking on the toy's ass? And you know, come on.

Yeah, Drew's like, yeah, I was on Bolo. Bolo flipped me on a coffee table and I was making my ass clap and look at it, you know, look at it right, and look at it right now. Okay, thank you very much, and my husband loved it. I'm like, um, I think we all saw that scene. I don't think Ralph loved it. I don't think the Ralph loved having his wife on the coffee table.

Yeah. So. Anyway, and Drew says, you know what, do your makeup and dress up on YouTube. Okay, but do not come from my marriage. So, um, so that I like people, I like when people with the same job shape each other. Yeah. You're both, you're both literal tryouts right now.

I'm real housewives of Atlanta calm down. Yeah, so they just are kind of get slightly getting into that each other's face is and Drew is like, you know, you don't have to speak to me as long as you receive it. Then we're good. Are we good? Are we good? And Toya just sort of like makes this fart face. Like, I'm too drunk now to talk about this.

So they kind of like, they kind of sort of cool down. And Toya, basically again, says that she thinks that Kenya leaked the story. And I know we do get a flashback to last week when Kenya is like, you know, saying that she doesn't leak things to page six, but she does to be Scott and to TMZ. Yeah. If it was B Scott or TMZ, maybe if it was B Scott or TMZ, maybe if it was B Scott or TMZ, maybe if it was B Scott or TMZ, maybe. Yes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha divorce and her husband is asking for alimony and he wants a check and And then Drew is like well watch what you say about her business and Toya's like well divorce is isn't easy and you know

As you know you've been through one and she said that to Portia and that like pisses off Portia because Portia Has been through a divorce, but I guess she doesn't really like the toy I kind of just like throwing it in her face like that. I don't understand that I mean I didn't think like the toy, I kind of just like throwing it in her face like that. I don't understand that. I mean, I didn't think that Torya was being mean. She was just like, well, you've been through a divorce, you know what sucks? And she's like, what, you don't ever go to church with me,

honey, because when you get in front to tell your own damn testimony, you'll be telling my business. Poor shit, you got divorced on the show. Yeah, it was like, it's televised. Knowledge, ma'am, okay. Yeah, but you know, there's a way, sometimes people say something like that, and it's kind of like, man. Okay. Yeah, but you know, there's a way,

sometimes people say something like that, and it's kind of like, I'm saying this in a way that bonds us, and some people say it in a way that's like, and I'm saying this to remind you that you're a diva-say, you know, as if it's a bad thing. And I think that Porsche took it in the latter way. Yeah, I don't know. So then Porsche's like, well, okay, then,

you know, she better be glad that I'm nice, because if I don't know. So then Porsche is like, well, okay, then, you know, she, she better be glad that I'm nice because if I wasn't, she's just giving me plenty ammo to ruin her, you know, plenty of ammo to ruin her. And Latoya says, well, I'm trying to be friends with you guys, but also have a friendship with Kenya. And Porsche is like, well, Kenya is the one painting me in the middle. And then you keep coming around me to be to be friends and like do you even see what your friend is doing? Right and Latoya responds by just playing with the bag. There's like a plastic bag that she just like puts on her head or something. Yeah she's like a composer. Yeah. So then Portia just gives her a side eye and shoemey a nox over the Django table and 30 minutes later we're done with the scene. It's like a very, very long scene that Bravo tried to make

look like it was gonna be a brawl and it was just like them repeatedly talking about Kenya and whether or not she leaked anything. So then we go to Lake Bailey, sue a super awkward scene where Barbara, Cynthia's mom, is super mad at Cynthia. And Cynthia's trying to, we don't know why. And Cynthia is trying to lighten up the mood by saying,

look, I got Playboy, many years, for later, you know, after the way, okay, well, I guess I won't get into all that. And the mom's like, oh, I was like, when? She's like, I am an at-risk group, so I have a lot of my mind right now. Yeah. So, Mal's coming over.

Oh, and why Cynthia is so careful with masks right now? Like, suddenly Cynthia cares about masks in her home. I don't. Nothing makes sense. It is so cringe. Her COVID protocols are, they are a challenge. So, I mean, I know, they're all getting tested by Bravo a lot, you know, so I get that. That's still, it's not a lot. She's like, it's an app home and now she's like, I need a mask.

It's like, okay, Cynthia. So then, Barbara says, well, you know, you've been stressed getting into it with me and everything else, but We're friends again. She's like, okay, thank you, mom. Like I could have used that this episode could have used the fight with Cynthia and her mom I agree I agree and I also would have liked to have known if when Mal showed up was she wearing her hat because that's kind of her thing Oh, Mal you're wearing the hat. Oh, Mau. So everybody's getting ready for the wedding now. Yes. And Candy's getting her makeup by Derek J. And then Candy is getting her makeup and then Porsche is getting her hair and makeup. And so this is where this all comes out. So she told Dennis, she didn't want him to be at the wedding and he thought that Portia was bringing a date to the wedding.

So he went online and wrote single as fuck as an Instagram story, which is so passive aggressive and like so Dennis, he's just such a manipulative fucker, you know? I don't care. I don't care if this means I will never get a free hot dog from his hot dog shack. I'm gonna say it. He's a manipulative fucker

and I can't deal with it anymore. I cannot deal with it. Yeah. So then we go to the wedding and we find out that the crew was unable to attend the wedding due to COVID restrictions. Yeah. So now we get home video footage.

And so we see Cynthia walking around this venue and then Drew calls. So Drew was supposed to be singing Angel of Mine by Monica. And conveniently, she's like, my voice is out. I can't say it because I suddenly realized I will probably get mocked ruthlessly by your entire audience. So, no, I said, yeah, totally. Yeah, maybe you should stop warming up before your appetizers, okay? If no voice is that weak. So Cynthia's like, of course she loses her voice.

Let me add it to the laundry list of shit that's gone wrong and I'll add it to this sign that says laundry list that I found up the bridal suite. So she's like, you know what, it's been rough, but today I feel at peace, 10, 10, 20s in God's hands. And what God has chosen for 10, 10, 20 years, a hurricane and a global pandemic and what do you want to do? Yeah, you're a regular Noah and the arch of the bear, okay? So her wedding dress we see on the forum,

and it's very mini reunion dress. It's that guy. It's like, I don't know, I don't think it was by him, but it looks very much like, what's his name, Pedram? He does like a lot of the Bravo dresses. It's very bejeweled and has, I don't speak fashion, so it just has shapes and... It has that skin tones mesh stuff under it.

Like figure skater, figure skater, bride, you know. But you know what Cynthia, so she, you know, she makes it work, obviously, because she's beautiful. And she's really a stunner, my God. And honestly, I have to say, for as much shit, as much as I roll my eyes about Chihil or Hail Bailey, so is I like to call them now, when Cynthia was talking about how much she liked Mike, and she said, you know, I like everything about him. I like this. I like that. I even, I like the little

spot on top of his head was hairs receding. I just like to kiss him. I was like, you know what? That was actually very sweet. And I was, I was, I was, she didn't say one single thing about him, like his personality. She says, I like everything about him. His lips, how his skin feels, the spot where his hair is receding, I like to kiss him. That's his personality. His spot where his hair is receding is Mike's personality. Haven't you watched a long time? Not one single thing about his personality or the actual hymns.

You know what? I like to kiss him. Objectify him. Objectify him. It's about time. Let her, let her objectify her man. I am for it. Good. I was like, this is not romantic.

So everybody is getting dressed and you know Kenya is there because you just hear, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yeah, she says, this is 2020 chill day at which point you downs comes out and just like today we are talking to So many little you little 2020 humor for those of you guys who were around And we're at the wedding. So candy walks I wrote candy walks down the aisle. I'm bored. Eve is gorgeous. Drew is dressed like a crow I haven't even taken what Drew is dressed as but that's hilarious. Yeah, big black feathers

She also she's like looking around and she's like oh these are actually the colors. I wanted for a wedding and You know, which is a reminder that she did not have a whole big wedding. Oh god This is now this is her season two is gonna She's gonna have a wedding now because she said I definitely feel we deserve a wedding because we just got married on the beach I'm like, oh great. So now we get a vow renewal like we need any other Costume science that your marriage is doomed. Please spare us. Okay. Just a boris him. I know can you spare us the episode where we go to Destin, Florida and you renew your vows with Ralph, please so I hope they do it in Tampa It's probably gonna be like

It's probably to be something like Merdle Beach. I'm gonna say Merdle Beach something like that. So So now Cynthia comes down the aisle and we get like all these flashbacks and I can Cynthia through the years and hugging Noah at the altar and then there's like vows which are just like pretty standard. Yeah, you know, his or like, you know, you're the most... Well, hers are basically like, I like your eyes and your suit. Your suit is very nice. So that's gonna be fun. And his are like, well, you know, people ask me how I know that you're the one and I just tell them she's the 1,000th. Please read my book. Yeah, I thought it was so strange

that they had a giant poster of his book cover right behind the altar. I was like, really? When are you gonna stop promoting this? And then I found that their wedding plan was Catherine Hyggell, so it all made sense. She's raining down and she's also promoting his buck. Yeah.

So we start to see, so they kiss, they're married, they're married, and then we start to see people around the wedding. We saw Claudia, Claudia Jordan, with a super hot guy. You know, I always get happy when I see Claudia Jordan. So we saw her around. And then we see Todd walking around the reception. And I had this realization about Todd.

And I hope you're able to join me on this realization. Seeing Todd at the wedding made me realize that Todd is so the person who comes and joins your high top table during cocktail hour and you're kind of like not really in the mood. Like, you know when like you're at a wedding with some friends and then you go, you get your drink and some snacks or dervs and you find a high top

and you stand around the high top and you're all talking and then like snacks or dervs, and you find a high top, and you stand around the high top, and you're all talking, and then someone comes over and says, hey, mind if we stand here too? And you're like, sure, but now the band was totally killed. That is so Todd. You know that that's so me, right? You've seen me at a wedding. Like, hi, I'm Mommy.

No, everyone loves me. No, no, you're joined a hot top and everyone's happy. Everyone's happy when you join the hot top. But when Todd joins, he sort of shows up and goes, cool wedding, huh? And they're like, oh, I don't want to shoot you away because it's mean and they're not a lot of tables and you have a full plate, you know?

But like, God, you're killing our high top by banter right now. Did that guy just say drag or high goal? Can we get rid of him? Get rid of this guy. So they're very happy. Everybody's very happy. But then we see everybody dancing and it says,

Eva's Mike. So one of the guests who I can only assume is Lisa Barlow from Salt Lake City. It's like, I love that. I love that. It's like the gay guy version of it. He's like, I thought everything about that's what I Yeah, he was happy. He was definitely having a good time because her vows got me through it like I loved that

Can we talk about the carpet munching going on though? Can we? Srepper and carpet munching bands tell me everything So Eva says well before the cameras went up there was some licking and then they made him pull his dick out and that's when it got nuts. And she doesn't realize that she's being recorded over. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe she does realize.

Well, yeah, well, he's like, he goes, but that strippers hot, big old dick. And she goes, yeah, they're like, yeah, that's what made everyone get fucked, you know? So that was pretty good. You know, I think that's enough to have Eva come back, you know, on the show. Also, I want to point out that during this reception, we saw a bunch of people who, you know, from the Bravo universe. So we saw Claudage, or as I mentioned, we see someone named Princess

Love, who I actually am not familiar with who that is and I could Google her, but I wasn't really in the mood. There, we also, this was really shady, so we see Jazelle at one point, and every time we see someone they get a credit on the screen, right? And there's at one point, there is a group photo, and we get a chiroren that says Karen Huger, and Tamika from Southern Charm New Orleans was right in the middle of that group, unmask, totally visible, and they didn't even say Tamika or anything. Like we saw Shirei, we saw everyone and everyone under the sun got a chiron except for Tamika. Oh man.

That was, you know, lines were drawn in the sand. Yeah, that's low. Bravo. Real low. There was something else I was going to say about this, but I forgot what it was. So then I think we're going to go to more of the reception because we see Porsche all dressed up and looking great and sitting down for dinner. But no, Porsche gets the last scene of the episode. Oh, there was a shot of Dennis at the wedding. That was so funny because at one point, they mentioned, oh, Dennis was there. And there's this shot of Dennis,

of course, sitting all the way the edge of a pew and just like looking around like, does anyone see me? Does anyone see me like so, Dennis? Like, of course, that's how Dennis is at a wedding. No one's saying that they see me and I just posted single AFs. Yeah, exactly.

So we go to Dennis and Porsche having dinner, which, look, he's dressed like despicable me. I mean, it's ridiculous. Put some effort into it. So we, she wants to have a conversation and they want to have dinner. So he's like, okay, let's do this. And so she's like you dropped this single AF at the same time as a blog came out, which means you're sending crazy signals and He's like he just looks so bored because it's Dennis. I mean, I'm glad that he didn't wear his jumpsuit his like purple white and

Green his kupa jupa jumpsuit, his purple white hand cream, his Coupa Trooper jumpsuit. This was like Coupa Trooper goes out to dinner and so yeah he's just like slouched over the table, waiting for the food to arrive and he's like we're too old for this and she's like I don't need you to tell me how old I am and he goes you're 40. She's like I'm not 40, stop it, stop it. And she's like well you're telling the world, you're a single AF and I haven't told the world yet. Portia, you're on a television show.

And he's like, listen, we're either in a relationship or we're not. And she goes, yeah, but then, but how when people are on and off, then you text me late at night and you're asking me if I have a guy over. And he's like, well, I'm not dating. She's, oh, please, you're fucking. Yeah. Give me a break, you know? Yeah, exactly. And so, um, you just like sort of saying all sorts of

bullshit. He's like, well, you know, you have good times and you have bad times and you're supposed to put, you know, put your feet on, on the concrete to work things out, things out, but you go to extremes. And then he goes, I don't even remember why we broke up. I'm like, remember when you cheated on her? And remember last year when you had to apologize like 80 times and now you don't remember? That makes that really, really, really touching from last season, you know?

Yeah. And so she's crying, which I can't, because I really like Porsche. And I'm sick of her choosing a shitty man and then trying to make it work with a shitty man over and over again. But she's not trying to make it work. He's the one who's trying to make it work

because Porsche is the best thing that ever happened to him. And so she's trying to be like, I'm not into you anymore. Like go away. And he's like, you know what, when something happens, you have to solve the problem. And I'm like, she is solving the problem. She is breaking up with you. That is solving the problem. So she's like, okay, let's restart, okay.

Let me start the conversation. So the breakup, I felt like little issues started to get bigger and bigger and bigger for me. And I kept telling everyone that we were fine But even though as I was saying it it was starting it was like not sitting well with me And he's like well, you know, there's a lot of reasons for us to not live in the house together And then she's like why and he goes well you kicked me out of the house three times I'm like Dennis do you hear what you're saying? This is not a good relationship if you've been kicked out of the house three times. I'm like, Dennis, do you hear what you're saying? This is not a good relationship.

If you've been kicked out of the house three times, I know. But he does have a point there when he's like, why would we live together when you just keep kicking me out? Like, wouldn't it be wise for me to have an apartment to go to? And she's like, that's not the point. And he's like, yes, it is.

And then your mother gets mad at me. And then she's got the baby and she won't answer the phone because she's mad at you because of something you told her. And he's like, I'm not going to allow myself to be vulnerable anymore. I'm exhausted. Oh my goodness. Oh, poor, poor, poor genus being so, so vulnerable. He keeps trying to paint himself as this chivalrous, vulnerable, tenderhearted man.

I'm like, you are not. You are not. You are manipulative and you have attached yourself to the Porsche train and she doesn't want you anymore and she's trying to get rid of your caboose. Sorry. Let go of the caboose. Highgold unlatched the caboose. Highgold railroads no longer need you. So that said, it pretty much ends with Porsche crying and, you know, like a typical scene with Porsche and Dennis, it ends with them saying how they're going to learn to communicate better. Which, yeah, maybe I'm breaking up with the both of you. Okay, I'm breaking up with you as a couple. I'm done with you.

I have no more to give. Dennis, I just, you know, I don't think better communication is in Dennis's future I mean just like the way he just sort of sits there like a lump. Okay, you don't expect good communication from a lump He's just like What you cook me out of the house Dennis? Stop it. Well, Portia's communication isn't great either. Okay, she ordered short rib. Okay, what is that communicating? All you talk about is how you're a vegan, and then you go on TV and order short ribs.

So, it was two weeks ago that you couldn't eat any of the barbecue. Okay. That's actually true. She did have, that she did have a hypocritical short rib.

But, the short rib of hypocrisy. Let's go for the married medicine. Speaking of communication issues, marriage of medicine. So the big thing in summary from last week is that Jackie and Simone are still, they are not friends. They are things have really fallen apart. Since the reunion and the pandemic, and then there's also still issues

with Simone and Heavenly sort of. And so, Heavenly had a big party for Damon. Daddy is turning 50, and so she had a big party, and everyone came to it, and there was crabs in a bucket. And Toya got wasted on Tequila, and then started yelling at everyone, demanding that they become better friends. And just she felt like Simone and Heavenly when they were rolling around on the floor at the reunion, it was fake. And she just wants them to, that she just wants them to be better friends.

Yada yada yada. And it's on that note that we come storming back into the episode at the party. And then the first thing we hear is toy going, can I have a cupcake? And then, then, Contestus, like, well, eat a cupcake,

but if you're so offended, maybe just like, not bring it up. And then we see Toyo walk away with what looks like a gigantic burrito. And I'm not sure what's going on at this part. Is it a cupcake? Is it a burrito cupcake? I'm not really sure, but.

Maybe she thinks burritos are cupcakes. You know, Toya has, you know, sometimes she proceeds to reality in a different way. She's like, I love the cupcakes I talk about. So she leaves her friend Anila, Anila's a new cast member. So she just leaves Anila with the group and they have this shot where they just do a close up of Anila's slurping a margarita

and they put the volume up on her slurps so loudly it's like Wow you're really doing a nila dirty with her slurping and in nila has this just kind of like slow way about her where she's like she slurps and her eyes are kind of crossed and she's there just standing up for toy and no matter what she's like you guys she's right The picture of it was so funny and so meanwhile the guys are all talking and they're like what's going on over there And they're like well see you's tired of shit. And then your wife is tired of her shit. Yeah, she's like, I just wanna go home. And then Curtis is like, well,

if you're frustrated about something else and you're bringing it over here to the men, that's not fair. I'm like, you know what, let's not forget what you brought over to your wife, Curtis, okay, you will take Toya's drunk and crab leg cupcake behavior. Yeah, Curtis is in a whole new mood this season.

He's in like, howdy-duty outfits, like very like, like plaid suits and like, he's got a whole new vibe this season. And you know what, last week what I said on our audio glitched episode, I did say that Curtis is actually a little bit out of the doghouse with me because I really enjoyed on the premiere how he was shading all the people at the supermarket who weren't wearing masks and he's like,

do they think this is fake, that this is over? I was like, you know what Curtis? Yeah, I know. Team Curtis all the way, huh? Well, a little bit. I just feel like he's allowed to have a paw, a little paw can come out of the doghouse. Oh, so yeah, Toy is over there like, I'm tired of that.

Hersh, and your wife is making up fake shit. I'm tired of you're a wife not making up with her. And Simone is cracking up back with the girls. She's like, did Toya just leave Um, Neela here by herself. And Neela is just trying to slurp up crap at this point. She just has a straw in a crap like Okay, so then back with Heavenly and Simone. Heavenly's like, we were good.

She's like, I'm not saying sorry again. And Simone is like, well, look, I should have picked up the phone and that you know I am not harboring ill feelings towards you, which is why I am saying this in sort of a yell. I know. And heavenly is like, okay, well now that we decide we can speak, there's an elephant in the room, okay. And you and Jack, you have not been communicating like you always have. And Simone goes, we have not.

And when we were in New York, for you to tell me that your relationship, she's talking to Jackie. Your relationship with Heavenly and your relationship with me are equally important to me that hurt my feelings. And then we see a flashback, a Jackie saying, I can't say that Heavenly is not a good friend to me either, which is not the same of equating it. And also, even if she did equate it, like you need to like deal with whatever issues that

you have that you feel insecure by someone having a very good friendship with someone else. It could be a totally different friendship and it might not be as it might not be have 20 years of history in it, but you're totally allowed to be very close with someone that you've only known for five years is a long time. It's okay. Yeah, I think she's just mad because on the show they're like, you know, partners in crime or whatever, you know, they're like besties on the show. And then now she's, now she's filming with Heavenly all the time and they've got like their hilarious hygiene going on. And I think Simone's like, what the hell, you know, that's all complicated by the fact that Simone and Heavenly were really, you know, in a bad place.

Yeah, but I mean, Heavenly's always in a bad place. Heavenly's always doing something to piss somebody off. And I think Simone is always forgiving it. But now she's just going to hold on to this tweet thing. Like, Heavenly tweeted bad things about her husband as saying he needed to get a job and all of this. Like she's still going to

bring that into this season. I mean, wasn't that from the prior season already? Yeah. So at first, I think we're maybe going to start solving this because Jackie is like, you're exactly right. We've been through some stuff, our dads, our marriages. And we've been able to get through a lot of shiggy together. And I hurt you too.

She did say shiggy, right? Or that just made it. OK. Well, please tell me I did not make that up. Shiggy. It's just Jackie's way of avoiding cussing is so funny. We've been through Shiggy. Shiggy is new-ish.

It's been through so much Shiggy together. And I heard as well. And let me make my hurt face. Okay, that's the same as my happy face, but it's hurt. It's happy hurt. And just in case you thought this was me coming to you and working to help us build beyond the past,

I do want to mention that you didn't correct Buffy at the reunion. I was like, oh, okay. And now we see flashback to last season where Buffy is like, she says, you know, I didn't like the comment about me being infertile. And then Jackie was like, I'm sorry. And it's done, right? And then at the reunion, Andy is like, did you think that was a good apology? And Buffy's like, no. And then they asked some moan, someones like, no, it was not a good apology. And so Jackie still mad about that, which is Jackie's wrong too, because it was a shitty ass apology and she should know better.

Yeah, but Jackie, you know, Jackie was totally wrong in that situation. I think by bringing up the bringing up a fee being infertile. Okay, there's no argument. That was terrible, but she apologized so many times. And then she gave a really good apology, I thought, at one point. And then it's like it keeps being brought up again, you know? Yeah, but like it was brought up like I'm not saying it again. Okay. Yeah, but no, when she said like done and over,

it was, she needed to, it was not heartfelt. It was her, it was like the second time, the problem was the first time she did it, it really was not, it did not feel like it was coming from the heart and then the second time it did not feel that way. And then you're right, she did give a really good one at one point. I think it was at the reunion itself, but the second time it did not feel that way. And then you're right, she did give a really good one at one point. I think it was at the reunion itself.

But the point is this, I would have thought by now she would have had because she had that really good apology at the reunion, she finally had that realization like, oh, you know, like I really needed to be more tender to this woman. And so I don't know why she's holding Simone accountable for like co-signing with Buffy about the previous Lesson Zero apologies. Yeah, they're both ridiculous. They just need to make up. Nobody wants to watch us show with Jackie and Simone not being friends. Okay. It's actually for me. It needs you to be friends. Like you're not fun fighting. This isn't fun fighting.

It's a sad fight. This is like I'm really hurt fighting. Like I'm hurt. I'm hurt. I don't like it. Yeah, I don't like it. It hurts, okay. Oh my god. So then Simone is crying and Cecil's just standing there smiling huge. She's like, you crying? I'm like, yes. Are you still crying?

Yes, I'm crying. Are you still crying? Yes, God. And then Contessa has a bombshell. She goes, I think the screaming and getting loud is a protective mechanism. Oh really you think I hope that's not what you got your degree in. Wow, come on. You went to Nashville for that or what? And then she goes, Jack is trying to play tough. Like she doesn't care. But she cares. Wow. Another bombshell from Contessa. She really really wow. What would we do without her? So Simone is like well, I will say bye now so she goes back and she's like we're going but look

Heavenly I'm not blaming you for what's going on here, right? And heavenly goes well at least we had a start and someone goes It did not go well Start did not go well definitely it's like I think it did for you and I. And by what we should also mention that when Simone had walked away, Anila went running after her and gave her like a hug. And I'm like, what, you guys like just met in the bus. What is happening here?

What is happening? Yeah, so then it turns really quickly, right? So someone goes, well, you know what, Heavenly, I'm just her and disappointed that you went to the gutter with me. And Heavenly's like, when your husband says something negative about me, don't I have a right? No, Heavenly just gets up and starts crouching in her face and pointing in her face, screaming.

And Man does the gutter with the woman. And that's how I feel about it, and said, oh, now she's up and just Squealing and yelling and now they're yelling in each other's face and Jackie's like this is old news It's the same Shiggy thing Over and over again. I'm like you're the one who's mad at Simone about the buffy thing talk about shiggy old news And heavenly and then heavily she goes don't fuck with me because I'm trying to get along

with your dirty ass. I'm trying to get along with you. I love that yelling at someone that you're trying to get along with them. Yeah, finger in her face. And Contessa's like, why can't I just be the pretty girl at the party? Why am I always having to be the bouncer?

And so we get clips of Contessa always having to break up fights. And then Heavenly's still yelling, and then Daddy comes up to her, and Heavenly's like, she's going off. And Daddy's like, stop talking. Just stop talking. It doesn't have to be like this. Stop.

It's OK. It's OK, baby. It doesn't have to be like this. So then Samoan is now bitching to Anila, and she's like, heavenly, it makes up so many lies. It's not even funny. And then Damian is like, you can forgive or you keep on moving,

or you can break a glass in your hands when you get nervous, whatever you wanna do. Black people are under attack and we don't need to attack each other. So then Simone so Simone and C. So go back to the bus and she opens up the bus and Toya's just in there. She's just like standing and in there and she's like, what happened? Why are you crying? What are you doing in there Toya? She's like, do I need to fight the bitch because she said she had a blow with half a million and she's like, do I need to fight the bitch? Because she said she had a blow up with half of me. And she's like, I told you guys we had to go.

Why are we still here? Did you hear me just in Neal, I just know? I am Neal, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. My eyes are coughing. I didn't mean to, sorry everyone. It was a real slurp. So Cecil is basically like, listen,

COVID's happening, BLM is happening. Can we squash this and just be friends? And the answer is, unfortunately, you're on a Bravo show. So the answer is no Cecil. Work is back in season, sir. So, Heavenly, did you notice when people are leaving Heavenly's house, she has a sign that the exit that says, stay out.

Yeah, I did notice that. So now it's like the next day and we're seeing life around the world. We have Dr. Jackie's with a patient and some mones with a patient. Most disconcertingly, we see Heavenly with Alora who's like, I don't know, probably like 14 or 15 at this point and she's like a young woman. I had a hard enough time last season went to Laura, kind of went from little girl to tween and now she's like, I can't, I honestly, I can't and I won't and I refuse.

I know, I love a lore on. She's so cute, she's just giggling at heavenly. Heavenly is like, so what are you doing in that room? Cause I hear a lot of noise. Who is that calling you? She's like, would you tell me if you had a boyfriend? She's like, no, mom, no. Let me see that point in your phone. No, mom, no.

She's so cute. I need a Laura to be all gorgeous and mature like she is, but also still tell her, mom off. Can we get that back? Yeah, I would like that as well. And then we go over to Toya's house where she's parked her golf cart, and her kids are doing math, because they love school,

and Toya's kids are so cute. I would say that in general, the children on merit to medicine are kind of the best kids on Bravo, like without a doubt. Like I feel like every season, I'm always like, oh, what a cute kid. Like they're always like,

they're so nice, they're well behaved. They seem to understand that their parents are ridiculous. It's just, they, yeah, great child. It's like the, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, No, they're just like great kids all around like all these all these families have just these lovely children So then Toria walks over as if she helps them with her home with their homework I am so sure that Toria is a I'm story. You know what you have your strengths. Okay. You have a two story closet There's one. Yeah, that's not pretend you're helping your kids with fractions. Okay. No, she's like oh So you're writing each ratio as a fraction.

I love spelling, so move over. I'll help you. Yeah, so she's helping. And then she tells us actually that the kids are going to a new school because the previous school was mostly white kids and they didn't really seem to care about BLM. And so she's putting them in another school

that really is all about it. And it's all about lots of multicultural experiences. So good for you, Toya. I totally think that's awesome. And then we go over to contest a jogging, which, finally, she gets a good storyline, jogging to the office. So she and Scott get to this new office where they're opening up a new practice and there's

basically a young no-no is there namely an auto who is building the space. He's like, ah coming coming. So they're gonna have a joint office and she says that Scott with, she's like, you know, we've had so many ups and downs. You know, Scott wasn't supportive of my dream and wanted me to quit school. Like, okay. Okay, so these two still haven't worked it out.

That's a very one way, that's a very one way way of one sided way of looking at it. But okay, contest. We're starting to do this season. So okay, I'll go with that. But then she says that she went to school for addiction medicine. Isn't that, wasn't she would to school for addiction medicine. Isn't that, was she going to school

for public health or something? They, well, it's possible that they're one in the same or one that like that might be a more successful. Yeah, I guess. I just never heard it. We're doing addiction medicine. Call me girl. She's addicted to compelling storylines.

So either way, it does not sound like they've had ups and downs. It sounds like they've just had downs and downs. It's down. They hate each other. They hate each other's guts. OK, they don't even bother to hide hating each other's guts. She's like, well, here we are starting a practice. We're going to work together. And he's like, well, we worked together before.

It's just like, yeah, a member, we sketched with each other on different days, so we didn't have to see each other. And he's like, are we going to do that now? Yeah. He basically doesn't have to see each other. And he's like, are we gonna do that now? Yeah. He basically doesn't want to do any more counseling. It sort of sounds like they stopped counseling and because he says, you know, we're adult enough to figure it out ourselves.

I'm like, adults are the people who need the most counseling. You have too many years of dysfunction under your belt. Like why? Why are you saying that like, if adults could figure it out without counseling, don't you think we would have like a great world? Don't you think things would be like functional and wonderful? Yeah, no one needs more counseling than us for sure.

And you're on a show about medicine and you're kind of like, you're kind of disavowing an entire field. That's actually very important. Mental health. Well, I think he was saying that they're going to go back to counseling. He didn't say that, but he was saying, you know, I know that I said that we shouldn't have more counseling because we're mature enough to do it ourselves, but We're still fighting about the same shit, you know, and she's like, well, I thought communication would help. Okay, everyone just needs to stop with this communication is key. Okay? Communication is not key because you know it's communication. Sank fuck fuck you I don't like you and I'm working on different days in you. That's a form of communication

So it's like a blanket statement that everyone throws out like we just need to communicate better Yeah, if you're on a reality show you're automatically not communicating better. Okay, you're letting other people Literally edit and mince up your communication. So Think about that next time. So then we go over to have- So they just say we're gonna work on us, right? Oh yeah, we're gonna work on us. Communication. Communication.

There we go again. Thank God that Leonardo is also our therapist. So now we go over to Heavenly's office and she's sort of showing us the things that she has to do in a dental office to make it healthy and clean and careful in these times, which was pretty cool. us the things that she has to do in a dental office to make it healthy and clean and, you know, careful in these times, which was pretty cool. I went to the dentist back in November and it was like a little harrowing, you know, nothing

like just being unmasked and having your mouth just open, just collecting air during a pandemic to sort of rattle you a little bit. So, you know, it's- I'll tell you, next time- I haven't been to the dentist in so long. Next time I go to the dentist, it's gonna be harrowing for the dentist, okay? They're gonna be terrified.

They're gonna need a jackhammer. But, you know, with my dentist, did all the things that Heavenly did also. And I think that's really great. I mean, I feel like I'm just, I'm being so condescending. I'm like, you know what, that dentist is just great. I'm so glad they do that.

I'm like, everyone I'm giving awards to on this episode. But it was cool to see what she did. You're COVID awards. The Ben COVID awards. Ben COVID awards, I'm married to medicine. So she gets, this is a very meta moment. So her, she has a patient in funky, Deneva, who is like a big time, like gossip blogger.

Huge, she's been around for like 10 years or so or more. So she has him in as a patient. And then we see, we cut away to him, some of his hot takes on his YouTube show where he's recapping Maritum Medicine, which I thought was so, that was very fourth wall. Having a marriage medicine recap by the person who's on marriage medicine Who's guessing on marriage medicine in this moment? It was very strange and she's like, you know

Funky has some teeth and we need to remove those and put in some implants She's he got a happy grill right she's like you can't talk about people with your teeth missing on the side Okay, you can't but then she keeps like talking about how funny he is and how hilarious, which is true. But I was like, did NBC Universal buy out funky Geneva? This is kind of funny. They're like, and here's another thing that's great about his YouTube channel. This is odd.

And I support it if it happened, by the way. I don't think it really helped. I hope funky got a partnership. That would be amazing. Yeah, by the way, I'm not trying to do helped. Funky got a partnership. That would be amazing. Yeah, by the way, I'm not trying to talk to all of us. That's trying to start shit. I don't think he really got bought out. It's just that was funny that Heavenly was going on about it.

So Ben, you're saying that you're coming for Funky right now? I'm totally coming for Funky. So then we go to Amila's house for the first time. Well, that's like her first family shot scene. And her nannies there, Ms. Gomez, and she's making them kale. So they eat very healthy in that family. Like, yeah.

And she has two kids, Ariana and a viewer. And so her husband, Dr. Kieran, he comes back and he does a whole thing where he gets undressed out of his scrubs and everything. And he is such a dad. Like, he just gets into the most dad clothes a dad could ever have. He's like, hey, guess who's back? The biggest dad of all dad time.

It's me, Dr. Keren. You're a sped. Dr. Keren. And he's got that surprise dad look on his face all the time. Like, when your dad's trying to make you go down the slide for the first time, and he's like, it's gonna be fun. You know that, like.

I'm surprised and already laughing at the high jinks. Face. Yeah. Like he's the one at the party who says, you ever watch Big Bang Theory? Gosh, it is so funny. I love it. If I can stay away for it, you know, I fall asleep so early.

So how do you think he did meet your mother? So are we ever going to find out? CBS has just great content. So she tells us being married to a doctor in COVID is tough. Karen and I met seven years ago. He's an ocular plastic eye surgeon, lift surgeon, and search and search and whatever. And she's like, but I'm not just a doctor's wife. I used to be like an analyst. Have you watched Devil Wars Prada? That was my job.

Was it? Was that girl like, what was that? Did you shade the color of Cerulean? She was basically, yeah, she goes, I was a global forecasting analyst for a fragrance company. It was my dream job. I'm like, that doesn't sound like anything.

I was like, that doesn't sound like anything, anything like Devil Wars Prada. That's not, but maybe I need to watch that again. A global forecasting. Oh, you know, when Anne Hathaway gets a job as an assistant to a global forecasting analyst for a fragrance company and then moves to Atlanta. So, so she basically gave up her job after they got married and she started blogging from home for gave her something to do.

And then we see footage of her like walking down a staircase and Mrs. Gomez, Mrs. Gomez, the nanny taking photos of her and she goes snap snap snap away, snap away, snap snap away and this is Gomez, it's just like taking photos. And then she goes, and then she goes, I'm Indian, I'm a mom and I enjoy fashion. That's what makes me unique. Like so you can be Indian and a mom, but you can't enjoy fashion. Or you can be a mom and enjoy fashion, but then you're probably not Indian. Or you're an Indian and you enjoy fashion, but means you're not a mom. But she is the one who's all three.

This girl's a triple threat. Get her on Instagram. That's right, everyone. The first ever Indian mom who likes fashion. First time. First time. So they're talking about how he's trying to make more money because they had to everybody basically had to take two months off due to COVID. And she's like, uh, do you think you can make that money really quick?

Because this is the worst year we could have built my house, my dream house. And I was like, Oh God. So we get Toyas dream house. But now again, yeah, lady. Yeah, she she became she flew too close to the sun. And by the sun, I mean, Toya, she like, I think that like, Toya was able to like pass along her curses onto Anila now because basically they started building her house and then COVID hit. And they got really screwed. And Anila talks about how Toya was really lucky because Toya, she was able to finish her

house right before the pandemic, et cetera. And they actually met through the guy who built Toya's house and now he built their house. And we find out why Nila is following her around and being her, you know, like partner or whatever, like standing up for her or whatever and doing whatever she wants because Basically toyed it everything, okay? She got her on the tennis team in this neighborhood. She introduced her to all the girls She got her on TV. Yeah, it's like instinct connection I'm not fucking with this lady, okay. I love suburban toy at her fascination with tennis like last last week She was talking about how like she's like being on the tennis team

And she's like trying to get Eugene to play tennis with her. She's like all about this suburban tennis situation She's basically slowly turning into Jill Zaron Season one to Jill Zaron And that golf cart. Oh my god. I love how to wear it loves that golf cart every time we see toy As she's on that fucking golf car. She really is like I like on the highway She's just not she's just in it in the golf cart in the highway So her little kid Amir starts coughing and she's like do not cough Everyone is scared of coughing right now. Please don't do that. So he's like, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

And that's just a COVID comedy. So then we go over. So then we go over to the day of Michael's graduation bash. Yeah, so Michael graduated. I wonder if you went to the same school as Riley because it was looked like sort of the same football field and they were in red robes, but then again that could be a pretty generic thing. So they're having like a barbecue, like an parking lot. The food looked amazing, I saw some amazing, looks like some links going on there that I really

wanted to have. And people come over and Eugene comes over and's like, he's saying how proud he is of Michael. And you know, it's like, it's like a, it's like a nice, it's a nice graduation party. I felt like I was actually at a graduation party. I felt like I was at one, which I don't know what that says about it for television content, but the most important thing here is that Jackie was not invited. Jackie wasn't invited and someone walks by and it's, oh no, no, that's really scary. No, no, it's not.

Unless you want to stop and talk about, no, no, no, we don't need to do that. So I just read that now. I about no, no, no, we don't need to do that. So toy I just read that now. I was like no on board. So then Toyy is there and she's like, oh my god. Look, it's Jackie Just some random tall woman that's been passes by yeah, and so Simone looks really scared and she's like, oh my god, that lady can't be more than 50 pounds and she says that Jackie, this girl is a mess. Hmm. So then Simone thanks the group and says

how proud she is of Michael. And then we see Michael went like seven years ago. He's so adorable. And then now we go to Jackie's house and Curtis is cooking chicken in the air fryer. And Jackie says, my favorite sound, the air fryer. And Jackie says, my favorite sound, the air fryer. Okay, I don't know how many of you have an air fryer, but this is how it sounds.

Broom. Broom. Like who loves that sound? Oh my fucking Jackie, you're breaking that. Broom. Broom. Oh. We had a very, very vibrant discussion about air fryer's on the clubhouse last week.

I just want to say so. I kind of, I might get one. I might get one. I'm just putting it out there into the universe. I, well, I have a convection oven. Same deal. You just put it in there and turn on the convection. It blows the air around so an air fryer is.

I know you always say that. You always say that, but I'm wondering if there's something more to it. I mean, we had some very staunch air-friared, you know, proponents. Really? Were they saying it's not just like a convection of it? You know what, I forgot to ask them. But one of them works with, on the Rachel Ray Show,

and I really felt like she had a lot of authority on this subject. So, you know. I'm in Rachel Ray. I felt like Rachel Ray was talking to me directly. I felt like I can't say no to Rachel Ray. She was talking to me. I'm a little how much trust I have in Rachel Ray.

She's like, you can have cereal, but then if you have cereal, but you cut up your own blueberries, it's your own version of cereal. Okay, Rachel Ray. That's a little bit sure about that. I feel like that's a little bit more pioneer woman to be honest. Oh no, I love pioneer woman.

She's like, put mayonnaise on it. You know what, put some mayonnaise. My family loves this. And mayonnaise just, you know, mayonnaise and bread. Yeah, she made Pioneer Woman the other day I was watching. She was making some sort of breakfast French toast. And she's like, this breakfast French toast, it's actually more of a dessert.

It's so rich. I love it. You put a lot of cream on the French toast. You put it in the oven. It's basically like a dessert. Don't tell my family, it's basically a dessert. It's not breakfast, it's a dessert. Don't tell them, this is basically,

I'm like, okay, we get it redraw. It's a dessert, it's fine. We're like, please stop like going through this crisis on the air, okay? It's a dessert, like she clearly hadn't already been produced. Should I put this in a cone? It's a dessert.

I mean, it might as well just be a dessert. Anybody got some birthday candles? Cause this might as well be a dessert. She, she, the, the, actually the last thing I saw, she was like, coming up next, I'm making amazing Greek grilled chicken. I'm gonna show you how to do it. I was like, oh, okay, I'm in for that. And so then she comes back and she's like, okay,

here I got some chicken and I just marinated overnight in a pre-made store bought Greek marinade. And here's how you cook it. You put it on the grill and you put some peppers on it and there you have it. I was like, you're gonna just skip over the marinade. Make sure, make sure you make it with love. My family loves it.

Okay, so her favorite sound is the air fryer. So then Jackie's like, wow, you really turned me on in the kitchen when you cook like this with that air fryer. And then they start playing like porn music. And it's just Jackie totally looking bored in the kitchen. And then it shows Curtis looking totally bored and then back to Jackie looking bored. Music's just like, I know. I was like, stop trying to make sexy happen producers. We're not feeling it. Like they clearly are so bored and tired.

Meanwhile, without the music and the editing, it's just two people in a kitchen with this in the background. It's two people who have nothing left to say to each other in their marriage, filling the void with a sound of an air fryer. That's why I just... If we talked about the class it yet, okay. Well, let's just sit here in the air fryer silence. So, um, yeah, so they're talking about the graduation party and, you know,

Jackie's like, you know, you, you know, you expect your girlfriend, you expect to put aside differences when it comes to children because Jackie delivered Michael, she was the first person to touch him as she's happy to mention it. And you see again, more footage of Jackie with the kids, which is really cute. And yeah, I thought this was really shitty to not invite her to the graduation. I agree. It's super shitty. Don't like it. Not to him, Simone, even though I really like Simone in general, but not to him, Simone. No, I agree. I think that's the, I think the problem with Simone is that she tends to dwell on the petty a little bit more than she probably wants to admit. So yeah, so Jackie is just left at home with the air fryer, which is a child in her own way.

I actually think that, you know, in all seriousness, I think what was also really shitty first to know is that we have seen over the years how Jackie has a very complicated relationship in terms of children, how she has a very complicated relationship in terms of children, how she doesn't have children, she wants children, she wants to adopt and what's his face, Curtis was not for it. And it wasn't really explicitly stated, but it sort of sounds like in some way Simone's kids, she has a very maternal relationship to them. And I think that by Simone not inviting Jackie, I think it hurts in levels that are way deeper than we're seeing.

Yeah, good point. Now I'm starting to hate Simone. Oh my God. I didn't even think about it like that. But yeah, Simone, you're an asshole. Okay. Stop. Just stop. Jackie's being an asshole too to some degree, but Simone I think is one of them will just be the one to call and say Hey, you want to go to lunch? Hey, you know, like we have to start somewhere. Let's start You know, they're both being stubborn over some of this is this is extremely shitty. This is extremely shitty I I really agree about that and you know, I don't I I love Simone. I really do. I think that she's great, but I think that this was I

Think this was a very regrettable decision on her part. Not cool. So then back at the party, Simone is like, okay, so let's talk about what went wrong the other night at the party. And Simone's like, well, you missed a lot, you know? I took the ego out of it and I laid my heart out and I said, why it hurt me?

And I put my ego to the side and I was honest. Like you walked away. You said that shirt and then you walked away. There could have, there was no way for there to be resolution because you walked away, you know? Yeah, and then Toria's like, oh, okay, because she's not buying it either. Yeah.

So I'm like, don't look up at my weave when you say, oh, I'm the old star cracking up. Yeah. And then, so then Simone goes over to Heatherley's house after this party and she's like, well, I brought a bottle of water to either slap you upside the head or drink from. So she basically is like, before I can fix Jackie,

I've got to deal with one thing at a time. I'm going to deal with Heavenly first. I'm going to take care of this, right? So she sits down with, well, it's odd as she says that she can, she's fixing you with heavenly first because she can actually see a future where her and heavenly can get along, but Jackie, she's not so convinced. So how is that any better than Jackie saying that she at least gets along as well with heavenly ison Lee is you, you know, like you're now you're putting Heavon Lee before you put Jackie That's true, which is either just petty revenge of you or

Hopacracy Yeah, I mean, it's just it's also silly. It's she's gonna look back on this and she's really gonna regret it, you know So and it also shows that without Jackie there, these two really don't care. Like they don't have any beef with each other because they have the same old fight again. You know, it's like, well, I think the tweet started and it just went downhill from there. And Heavenly's like, well, I'm going to go backwards for one second and then I don't ever want to go backwards again. Okay.

So Mariah said she has receipts on my husband cheating and then you jumped to her side and kind of took joy on it and so maybe Joy in it and so maybe I was feeling some kind of way before that and I thought some of those tweets for years some own Which not a terrible point they probably were yeah, I mean these are basically women who are not Communicating like Scott and Kitasah, but they aren't and they're sort of channeling their rage through these things and doing very destructive things to each other, which then has like just, you know, I don't think that Simone and Jackie would have fallen out if there were,

if this situation with Heavenly hadn't happened, you know? Yeah. So, so yeah, so she, but I thought Heavenly was really good. She was very honest about where she was coming from and Simone sees it and appreciates it. And they sort of talk about how they have negative feelings that they well up and they come out and ways that are hurtful.

I'm like, yes. So maybe apply that to Jackie, your relationship with Jackie, please. Yeah, so they basically get over in two seconds and don't fight at all, you know? Because Jackie's not there. So they're not. Not that Jackie actually does anything, but just to get them inflamed about it.

So um, heavenly's like, well, we need to talk about you guys because she wants to get the golden girls back. And I'm like, girl, I would take the golden girls back, even if it was just Betty White. I don't even care. Just put that white on there and just let her walk around the kitchen with her own cheesecake. Like, I agree. Yeah, and you know, Heavenly's like, look, you know, Simone's not only a friend, but she's a black woman and a very successful and educated black woman and it's important for us to uplift each other. So Simone is like, yeah, my relationship with Jackie's at rock bottom and I

have zero to lose by being honest with her right now. And then the dog starts barking and keeps barking and they're like, what's going on with this dog? And happens like, he's better not be pissing on my stuff. And they go over to look at the dog and they're just like, I guess a dead squirrel carcass or body part on the mat. And they're like, ah! And they have to let me tell it.

Bitch, baa! She goes, tell you, bitch, baa! She goes, I forget you bitch, baa! To the bird. Oh, welcome home, marriage of medicine. Welcome him. Thank you all for listening to this episode. We're back tomorrow with some below deck sailing yacht, which we can tell you is going to be a good one.

And don't forget, set your DVRs for Watcher Happens live tomorrow night. And if you're listening to this, it's Tuesday March 16th is when we're going to be on with Ira and Sasha. And it's we had so much fun. So go check that out and support Ira and Sasha to give them a follow on whatever platform you want. And we'll be back on the next one. Thanks everyone for listening. Bye!

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