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Episode Date: January 15, 2019

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Real House has been land to N Merit medicine today. So let's start with Atlanta, which basically, I was like, oh that's right, we're in the middle of a huge fight. So we started off basically at Tania's house. Oh my God, come in, have a great time. What got some handy? I got appetizers, Tom, sit down. We got the botchy downstairs, it'll be great time.

The botchy room, the botchy room. Oh my God, I'm so excited for dinner guys. It's different all of a sudden. What are you guys fighting about? What are you guys fighting about? Oh my god I'm so excited for dinner guys. Is there anyone else excited for dinner? Everybody you guys find them out. What do you guys find them out? So we're in the middle of the candy Porsche factory smack down. Yeah.

And candy's like, you don't know how to control yourself. That's the problem. Fuck you. And Porsche's like, fuck you too. And candy's like, well I was trying to be nice, but I'm fighting you to my party. She's like, don't do me no favors. Don't do me no favors. That's actually my nursing robber.

I'm gonna teach my child, don't do me no favors. And then Mimi's like, I'm watching Portia and I'm just thinking bitch you are pregnant. Meenie sound effects crossing her eyes and yelling. I think Meenie took like a hosting class because she's been doing so much comedy hosting and they're like just say everything like this. Why are you talking like that? Like everything's a monster truck so mad at me. Yeah, there's this entire cast Just slowly turning into an orchestra. Everyone just has their different sounds like you know, so poor shows like Give me some water because my math is parched Which I thought was funny. I don't know like in the middle of it that

She was parched and then I've had your feet or thirsty. or thirsty like she specifies her mouth Supporters so specific it's hilarious. Supporters like her the factory and the high horse you wrote in on oh the donkey I'm I'm like oh that I like laugh and then I was like why am I laughing at that? There's like nothing inherently funny about makes it swapping a high horse with a donkey. I'm like, I guess that's an insult. She took a much worse version of a high horse and that's like, we're going to shame her for a theoretical livestock transportation. Yeah, it's 2019. We're already shaming her with horse. Okay, she didn't

ride a car in. I feel like I would say fuck her in the high horse you wrote in on oh wait the high horse that wrote her on her cuz she's you know like something like that you know no something with you really hard to force you that one. Yeah, something like like fuck her in the high whores shoes. She's wearing on her feet because that's what her shoes look like. You know something like really that would be just like bam just like nail. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck her in the high horse that donkey rode in on. I don't know something. Well, you know it's portion English, so you got to forgive. And then, Candy's like, you know what? It is going to go down in here.

She keeps talking to me crazy out my name. It's like, please speed up, Porsche. Because that's what the show needs. It needs some balance. Candy has to do something as bad as everybody else has. Yeah. Because she does have the advantage of the high horse at this point. So I say bring her down.

Yeah. Oh, and by the way, this would be a good time to mention that our bonus episode this week amongst other things we will be discussing the cast of Slumdy Big Brother, which includes say no, Candy Burrs herself. So keep that in mind. So anyway, Candy is like, say no, I'm going to leave. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no Ah, yeah, I'm gonna leave Don't need no drama and tiny says like no Don't leave don't leave is my first ever party and not even a cast member don't leave

We're about to turn up. Don't leave me. We're gonna have food. We're gonna have food We have food downstairs. There's food. Okay ladies. Here's what we're gonna do We're gonna eat some food, and we're gonna drink. Boom out, go! There's food upstairs, there's food downstairs, there's food in every room, everything you could want is here in. Tonya's house of food.

I'm like, what is going on with Tonya? Yeah, Tonya's just crazy right now. Then Eva has decided to dress like whatever happened to baby chain I don't know what her her lower eyelashes are doing, but it's sad. It looks like she's been crying Betty Davis tears She's got Betty Davis tears It's like Carol Radswell singing.

I'll move you. I'll move you. I'll move you. I'll move you. I'll move you. I'll move you. I'll move you. I'll move you.

I'll move you. I'll move you. I'll move you. His cat. Do do do. His cat tinsley mortar my legs. Talk about parts. I'm parched by intention. Dry legs. Get those eggs some water. Okay. Batchy.

Carol's just like quietly join the cast but no one's paying attention to her on the side. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy.

That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy.

That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. That's a bad guy. with swag boutique. So candy's like candy goes inside and she's really mad, but no, no one wants her to leave and she's talking to Cynthia and Marlowe. And then she's like, you know what, let me go and follow her ass too then. So she, yeah, she whips out her phone and goes to force this Instagram

and she goes delete bitch And since he's like don't plug a child just some follow. Yeah, she might follow you again one day You never know what's gonna happen on this road of following unfollowed Data dream data dream I like candy was like fully ready to leave the party and just like march out and time I was like but we have more fruit downstairs at which point candy's like say no Never to not free food. Oh, so she basically sticks around. Yeah, so funny.

So then, Shemari's like, can we eat? Like, Shemari's like, I eat one hour a day. Okay, and it's starting now. She's on like the one hour a day diet or whatever. Yeah, I want to eat right now. Yeah, so they go from being outside on this deck, they go down to the basement, and there's like a cocktail set up

in that weird Ikea, you know, Rumpus room. And so they're having cocktails, and Antonio shows up in a kimono, and even buss out of fan, and Antonio's like, hello everyone, I'm gonna come on out. Oh, we're gonna have a bbachi in Kaitaels, and Tipin' Yaki, that's Japanese for tip and yaki Kim oh no don't fight this fool whatever enjoyed me in my just like, yeah, yeah, Sami Kabici Ma. So they go to the,

the, what am I trying to say? The Kabachi room, the Habbachi room in the basement. It's like so. It's so random. Like I said last week, it's people without kids, we can just have random rooms for things.

But it's like, you know what bothers me about it is like, I hate that it's in the basement too. Like, I feel like the Habatchi rooms should be on the main floor by the kitchen. Like, it should be like an adjunct. Like, you know, like why who talked away in this like basement area? Like, I'm like, I'm surprised there wasn't like

a washer or a dryer next to like this, this big flat grill, you know. Yeah, it's all funny games until you're being investigated for something, you know, like we went to that house and there was a hobotchy room in the basement. They're like, Oh, get her book or Dano. Yeah, enjoy reselling that house, you know, like what exactly? I mean, you know, also the idea of a hobotchy room, like profoundly annoys me

because it's, it's such a beyond single use room and you have to actually hire someone to come in to make use of your room bothers me. Unless you're not going to be throwing egg at your own face. Yeah, you're going to be throwing it into Shmarie's wig instead because that's what happens. The chef, you know, they know that this the Hibachi thing where they like throw the food. So it gets into Cynthia's mouth easily. She's like, chill. And then they try to just marry it just like gets into her hair. Yeah, that's such a marry though, isn't it? Yeah. Like of course,

Jamari gets in her hair. And then it just hits portion in the face. And I was like, wait a minute, I'm rethinking this whole Hibachi room thing because if this means I have a room to just throw food at housewise faces I'm in like you saw fucking Hobachi room. You sold me also. I really enjoyed the confusion in Cynthia's eyes She's like child. I mean it it looks like a kitchen island But you can't actually enough against it without getting burned like what's the kitchen island is this? Yes, Cynthia's cooking she's like wait a minute something with this island. The island is actually cooking food for me. I can't tell this is the best island. The worst island. So then outside

because Tony is like, okay, well, this we're gonna cook downstairs and then we're gonna go upstairs because upstairs there's food and I was like, how many locations in this house are they gonna go to? It's like a progressive dinner party all in one house. Like progressive insurance. Yeah, it was. It's just like kind of sad. It's like not flow.

I mean, it's flow sister who's on that little exercise bike in the new commercials. So it was getting egg thrown in her face. So porcesters also, by the way, before they went upstairs, she got lightheaded. So she and Nini went upstairs about like how she was like she wanted to announce her pregnancy but not with all this craziness. She's like, she's like, it ain't gotta be all happy Puffy. Which I thought was funny because I feel like coffee Puffy is gonna be the name of the child.

Yeah, they're twins. Coffee Puffy is down here. Also, Huffy Puffy is her new thing because she says it like five times in this episode. It's gonna be her new single. It's gonna be her new single. Happy puppy! Happy puppy! Happy puppy!

I don't give a fuck what the factory is saying! So anyway, yes. Now they move upstairs and when Tony is like, let all go upstairs back to the deck where this all started good no there's a table up there candy's like see now really I already started eating you can see candy was like this fucking bitch makes me not only stay but now I finally put I finally get the start eating and she's gonna make me move no I heard that Andy made candy Jack Hole of the day on what it happens live for wearing a referee shirt during a fight. That's

so random. Why are you being mean to candy? I was like, because we already did that last week, Andy. So yeah, so we already observed that last week, Andy. So yeah, get with that. Get with it. Get with that. Okay. What's your show? Listen to where it's so on time. How about that?

Yeah. Yeah. Andy's listening to us a week later. He's like, damn it. Just kidding. He's in a lane now. He's not listening to this. Andy is in LA for the next month.

Um, so that way you can prepare, like prepare for his baby, his baby. You know, it's so amazing because most people get the fuck out of LA before they have a baby. Yeah. Like this is a place you run from to have a baby. Okay. No one actually wants to have a baby here on purpose. Yeah. I'm confused about how this is all operating and I don't know, but yeah, so he's here for

a month. So maybe we'll see him around. Hmm. God help. Okay. So, Shemari is like refusing to move. She's like, uh, I'm help. Dear. Okay. So Shamari is like refusing to move. She's like, uh, I'm eating my rice. Okay. And then she gets her little top six.

And she's like, I can't even get this. So she just puts her face in the food like a dog. Yeah. She's basically like holding her chopsticks like knitting needles. And she's like, this isn't working for me. So she just, she just goes full on double dare family challenge and just sticks her head right in the back that rice.

You know, it's amazing how quickly I can come to like somebody, you know what I mean? Because I totally get it. So, Maureen, I'm like, what a dud, what a casting dud, and then after this episode, I was like, okay, she's perfect, she's perfect. But I get her house. Yeah, I have been in that position. Like, I am often the person who is at a party. I am gravitating towards the food and I'm eating the food while everyone else doing cool things. I specifically remember years ago that I went to a very, very fancy party and I spent the

entire time sitting by the free food. There was one other girl that was there and we bonded because instead of going around and looking at celebrities, we were just like, oh look, there's one other girl that was there and we bonded because like Instead of like going around and like like looking at celebrities, we were just like oh look There's crab legs, you know, so I get it Yeah, that's what you should do. That's how you meet so when you meet somebody That's how you know that they have values, you know, you have to have shared values Yeah, plus also they were like naked women at the party and I'm like I'm This is not this doesn't really work with my orientation. So I mean compared to the crab legs

This is not, this doesn't really work with my orientation. So I'm gonna go back to the grab legs. I identify more with the grab legs. The grab legs are a little bit more of a turn on than this naked woman talking to me right now. I'm like, this is, I'm there already hard. You see, yeah. Funny story. I got wedged in between Steven Dorf and Tiffany at that party.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow, that's quite a party. Now what do you say? What was Tiffany doing at a party with strippers? Well, can I tell you that, Gloria Alred and Jesse Jackson were there too. And Anacleus Smith sends Jesse Jackson to get some Gloria Alred to defend some. It was the craziest party I ever went to. I have to say.

I feel like Tiffany should have more class. Come on Tiffany, you are Tiffany! I like the question, like, what's Tiffany doing at a party with strippers? I think the answer is she got an invitation. It's true. I know we're so jetty. We would totally leave that party right with you. Like, yeah, what's Tiffany doing?

I wish you had been there with me. Like, oh my God. That would have been great. We would have just had an amazing time if we only knew each other. Rusting Tiffany by the crab like station. Lance Bass is there too. There you go.

I'm gonna get you. Well, that answered that question. What's Tiffany doing there? Lance Bass is there. Oh, okay, the total sense. Yeah, see it all makes sense. Frankie Grande was like, you know, I'm seeing it. Oh, God, why do you have to ruin my party memories? See what's there? I don't think. Oh, you would know. Yeah. So outside, Marlo is like, Neenie said here, Neenie. Neenie said here. Like, why aren't you bossing her around and she's like I don't like to share

I'm not into open relationships Speak of which where's Samari and then everyone's like that's the first time someone's ever asked that question She was actually missing as a child for three years and never even made it onto a milk carton like literally no one is asked where she's Sorry, it turns out she found some fried rice in the basement. And she was just in her home. But people are too lazy to actually do a comprehensive search. She's doing a leave-and-conditioner with the rice upstairs.

Or downstairs. So Samar is like, I'm over this argument. Okay, a girl's got to eat. I'm so sick of listening to these bitches argue about stupid things. I'm eating. Yeah, I get it. I totally get it. Because there probably was a whole thing where like you don't just go upstairs. There probably was a whole thing where the producers were like, okay everyone stop.

You have to reload the cameras. You sit here. You sit here. It probably isn't like not as simple as a relocation. It was probably like a 15 minute wait, you know. Yeah, Tanya, the new girl's like, now let's shoot over here. It's like, damn it. Tanya the new girl's like now that shoot over here. It's like Damn it. Oh, no. Like now guys great news. We have or derves on the rooftop like fucking Tanya The bread basket isn't the backyard Almost poured water onto a closed lid

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon music or wonder ya. Um, so yeah, so she comes out, she's like, I'm sorry but I ate. Okay, a bitch was hungry and poor she's like, out of all the ladies they should be eating it should have been me because I'm pregnant Okay, listen lady We get it enough Okay, enough yeah, my wife you poor sir, but that's enough. Yeah, you

We like we get it and on top of that like For all we know you had like five hot dogs before you showed up So actually maybe you shouldn't have been eating the most because maybe you already ate beforehand Which is what I would suspect you would have done. So yeah, I think Ronnie I think I just read her to fill if you yeah, you probably got hot dogs in your purse, okay? Like who are you kidding? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah How did you two get into this love fast of hosting a night together? Hmm, and

And Tony is like, well, I just wanted you guys to know how much fun I had and the destined driver was so much fun But If I brought to my attention, maybe there were some shade. So I wanted to make you dinner. My about you grow. Yeah. And so she apologized to Neenie about like about shading her sunglasses from swag with you.

And he's like, no, she basically tells us like, listen, I know I'm not high. You know, I know the difference between high and low. But you know what? She was in my store. So clearly she had a low budget. It's like, so, I know I'm not high. You know, I know the difference between high and low, but you know what? She was in my store, so clearly she had a low budget. It's like, so now you're shading yourself. I know, it's like she's shading herself just so she can get in a poor dig at Tanya. So then, Porosha is like, now Eva, you caught Tanya's shape, but you always forget your own sheet.

And Eva's like, me? No, let me tell you something. There is not a shady bun in my body. I'm like, yeah. She does exactly what Porsche is accusing her of. Yeah, Porsche's like, you always go, what? Me? And she goes, what? Me?

And she's like, never. And Porsche, like you never said anything shady about Cynthia. He was like, no, never. And Porsche's like, you never said anything shady about Cynthia. He was like, no, never. And Porsche was like, you never said she was like the mother of the den. Which you know, probably really upset Cynthia, not because she was saying like,

she was like a den mother, but like being like, child, child, we know I'm the mother of the Kishnallen, not the den. Get the wrong room. I mean, if you're gonna call me lazy, call me lazy Susan.

Tell my own island. That makes more sense. And then Porsche is like, don't worry about it. Shady is fun. And if somebody doesn't like it, just say I was being fun, Shady, and apologize. And candy is like, is this bitch kidding? Yeah. Talking about accountability. And then candy gives us one of our favorite candy things ever this week

She's like is this girl really sitting here saying you should own something and then she goes Yeah, the classic candy laugh Like five pigeons come flying right into the side of the house. So then Cynthia is like, Chav, why the mother not at the other day? I did win the walkoff. They show like a flashback to that like, you know, star search episode they had. I'm like, they have put so much value into that talent show in Destin Florida.

It's actually shocking how much they refer to it and how much they like really take it as like an important victory. Because even though Cynthia's like joking, she's really not. Yeah, of course not. She's like, I walk better than you. Yeah, which cracks me up because whenever, and that whole show, America's next top model,

I was like, it's like babies. You know, like look, my baby walks better than your baby. Like congratulations, you walked. Mm- your baby. I'm like congratulations you walked Mm-hmm. So Eva's like, you know, I do want to bring up something You know, so talking about a man's I feel really badly that I didn't invite Neenie and and all of you and all of you Of course To my past red party so to make it up for you. I want to take you all to Tokyo So it's the Tokyo trip introduction, which is funny because like clearly even is not taking them to Tokyo.

Clearly, you know, it's like you're not paying for them to go to Tokyo and you're not even inviting them. The producers are like, you're just the one that gets to break the news. Yeah, you have a hundred and fifty dollar limit at your wedding, okay? Your mom can't invite her friends to your wedding. So I'm just going to take a stab in the dark and guess that you're not paying for this trip to Tokyo. Yeah, support is like I'm really excited to go to Tokyo with these ladies but I'm not exactly thrilled to go as me mugging Godzilla over there. They just cut to candy being like and yeah so everybody apologizes and Mimi's like, then this time I mean I get the best wham, don't don't don't don't do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Yes, and Greg is like no no carrots. That's a hybrid. I'm like, oh gosh

Yeah, he's basically Bueller Bueller want Bueller does Bueller agrees with Greg and does not want to be had an alcohol It doesn't want to be on a carrot diet God Bueller's like a hybrid. How dare you have Yeah, Greg suddenly is like talking about like his diet and how he wants to be on an alkaline diet. And like, so she comes over and Greg is like in a really bitchy mood because he went to the doctor and he thought it was just gonna be a checkup but they had to like draw blood and he's like,

then maybe do a stress test. I didn't even have sneakers, you know, he's just like complaining and Neenie's, even Neenie's being like, he is fussing too much. Yeah, Neenie's over it. Yeah, and if even Neenie's over,, he is fusing too much. Yeah, Neenie's over it. Yeah, and if even Neenie's over, then that's pretty bad. So, yeah, Neenie's like, I'm about to pull your plug and you're not even plugged in yet, okay?

That's where we're at, sir. Yeah, so this, this, like, perfectly lovely plant-based chef comes over and I don't know, they're like planning the menu and Greg starts like getting all personiquity about her and he's like, you said she's a vegan chef and she's a notch. She can do vegan food and he's like, oh my God, I'm this mother Greg with a pillar right now.

You don't even know what veganism is Greg. Yeah, you may be doing well with your cancer, but you're about to suffer a death from terminal pillow on your face. Okay. Um, so, uh, that's basically that one. I do have to point out that Neenini has a ton of candy on her table. Probably the alcohol and the item. Sure. Yeah, peppermint.

But the dealer don't you start a sort of guy. Get under here and be quiet. The dealer. Get under there. Like when he gets in trouble, he has to come under the desk and sit there like it's his house. So he, he, stop it. Stay there.

So he comes under, but then he's like, oh, he's talking now, he's not paying attention and he tries to sneak out. So I'm over here like blocking my legs, blocking the, sorry everybody, so unpro. Oh wait, is his punishment that he has to go under the desk? It's not really a punishment, it's just like get back to home base right now,

sit by your father, sit at this behavior. Yes. And so he does that, but then he tries to sneak right out. It's so funny. Bueller, you must sit here and listen to this entire recap. OK. Yes, this is your punishment. If that's not punishment, I don't know what is.

Yeah. Here's punishment watching Cynthia and Mike drive around. So they're driving to a restaurant because it's going to be like the roundtable moment when everyone's going to get to ask Mike Hill questions about who he is and how many SDGs he's had. So they're all arriving at this restaurant and like really the highlight of the episode was this moment was Marlow getting out of her car and her like crazy ruffle just like blew right into her face. It was like fashion finally had its moment like you know what we're not taking this anymore Marlow Hamilton we are not. It's not funny how blue into her face. It was like fashion finally had its moment. Like, you know what, we're not taking this anymore, Mar-a-Low-Hamilton. We are not.

It's not funny how blue in her face and then she like grabs the dress and pulls it down over her body and I was like, oh, that's a dress. It really looks like just a flying tumbleweed hit her in the face and she magically turns into a dress. It was like the collar was like talking with all the other parts of the shirt or the outfit and being like, listen guys, we can't be subjected to this. I'm doing it. I'm going to kill the bitch. Like, no, you can't do it. You're just a collar.

No, I'm doing it. I'm doing it. No collar. Don't do it. Caller. And collar. I'm doing it. Guys, I'm doing it.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. the theater version of Transformers. It's like there's a big, a big bald-up sock is coming. No, it's just Marlow. Transformers, Transformer, more than meets the eye. So they go in basically to meet Mike, Mike Hill and Candy and Marlow were

there first. So they start gossiping about the other Hill and Candy and Marlowe were there first. So they start gossiping about the other night and Candy's like, I don't want to get caught up in your boyfriend and his ex girlfriend. I'm not taking time out of my busy schedule to fix everything. It's like, okay, okay. Then maybe have your employees stop starting shit at parties and stop egging them on on camera and giving them camera time solely to go after people you don't like, Candy.

Yeah, exactly. So, uh, good point. So they, they start talking to Mike and being like so Mike if we, because he's, I figured with the ass, but basically like, you're not gonna be crazy like Will was. He was like, Hey, this is who? Not Will. Oh, God, he is perfect for Cynthia coming up with sings. She does love a rhyme, I just feel that. Yeah, yeah. She's very much like, this is not heal, this is jaheo. Jaheo. That's probably why things didn't work out between her and Peter.

She's like, Peter's proof, that doesn't really rhyme. Bar one. Maybe if he had said, I loved you and Peter's proof bro. She's been like, oh perfect. Yes, that's what I was missing. There's no rhyme. So Cynthia's like, okay, I have guess what? This is the Cynthia scene. I've got a prop. I'm gonna prop. She went sound like a little kitchen timer. From the Cynthia Bailey Kitchen Time collection. I tried getting a leaf blower in here, but they wouldn't allow it. So, yeah, everyone has three minutes to drill a mic about whatever they want to.

So basically, you either asked some like dumb questions. I don't even remember what they were They were just like totally nothing, but then candy gets up there and she's like Don't do that you like to do that's gonna turn on He's like what aren't you going to move? Yeah. Um, he's like, she's got a lot of cushion for the push. So I'd like to use that cushion. And I'm like, whoa, you better never date a white lady. Cause you say that one time and you're going to get your head knocked off. Okay. They're, yeah, they're probably also. If anybody ever told me, Ronnie, you've got some cushion for the push in

I'd be like in your murder now, okay? Thanks for walking the earth for as long as you did sorry, I had to end that and candy is like now Will you be licking it or fucking it like what are you gonna do with that cushion? He's like I guess it depends on how much time so I guess there's not a lot of time I'm just gonna be getting into it or something like that and he's like that works for me Yeah, cuz he goes, I don't fuck. I make love. And she goes, okay, you've only got 10 minutes.

And he's like, then I'll tear that shit up. Now Marlow, by far, had the best questions. Yeah. Marlow was like, what's your credit score? One more thing you got an STD. An STD screening. How many toes do you have? Have you been paid to date Cynthia? Where are questions really worth the best?

You know, pretty good. So Cynthia's like, you know, how they're going to have today. So he's like, okay guys, phenomenal questions. A couple of even stumped me. And I'm happy to get to meet you. And if you need to, if you need to pull me aside in the future to ask me things personally instead of letting them get out control,

please feel free to just come up to me and pull me aside. I'm like, oh my God, this guy, this guy is prepared for the worst. Let's all start acting like Will was just a problem because everyone else made him a problem, okay? Will was a problem because will was a problem. Yeah, yeah. It's not the girls ball.

No, will's a will. Will's not a hill. Yeah. I'm not gonna die on that hill. So then he comes back and he says it again. She's like, oh, so I'm like will, he's like again. I'm not a will, I'm a hill. I'm a hill.

He's like, I spent about 15 minutes coming up with that last night, so I'm just going to try to like get into the scene as many times I can. He's like, is this a meme yet? Does anybody turn this into a meme yet? Since he's like, on it. So now we go to a boutique, like a sexy lady's boutique where Shamar and Candy are looking at various items of Neglige, etc. because Candy is going to be doing basically a burlesque show called Welcome to the Dungeon. She's going to be turning the dungeon from a negative

into a positive, which is why you should never try to start some shit with Candy because she's just going to capitalize off of it. Okay, the next stop lemonade stand. So basically they there so she's asked Shamar to be part of the show and she wants to know what sort of outfit Shamar would be comfortable with and Shamar's like, you know, I like something that showed off my legs and my cleavage. Yeah, so they just basically hoe up together and um, uh, next step is Porsche to doctor. Touchstone services.

Yeah. Dr. Sherry back in action. We got a little montage of Dr. Sherry's greatest hits. And basically Porsche talks about her fight with candy and how basically she discovered that Dennis had been texting with with his ex, even though they said they were going to be quitting their exes called Turkey. And then this caused like trust issues. And this sort of like gave way to a discussion about how Porsche has really enjoyed being

single and being Porsche and being herself. But you know, she was worried that in her last relationship, she sort of put on a mask and was being, was became like submissive and wifey and all that So I actually thought it was a pretty interesting scene. I actually enjoyed the self-awareness that Porsche showed because we've given her a lot of Flack this season for being like something like We're married. Whatever like like jumping the gun and being crazy and it was cool to see that like while she's acting like that She's actually a curve of where that she's acting like this and no and she almost can't control it and doesn't like it, which I like hearing that from her. Yeah, but she's also still kind of doing what she's not wanting to do, which I guess is

why you go to therapy, which is just making things okay. Like she's changed her story already. She's like, I do have a glow. Well, we've been together on an offer six months and we've been serious to past couple of months. And I'm like, okay, she's kind of just changing the story as she goes. Yeah. But, you know, at least she's trying to fix it or whatever. I never know what to believe with Portia,

because Portia's one of my favorite people, but I'm like, what happened that she's in therapy? You know what I mean? I mean, I guess it could have been this yelling as somebody at a party thing. Yeah. But we didn't see it, so I don't know how bad that was. Well, what happened was that the producers were probably like, you should probably talk to a therapist and we'll film it.

She's like, okay. Yeah, they're like, we're sick of watching you eat pickles. She's like, but can I eat a pickle after? They're like, okay, if you see the therapist, you can eat a pickle after. She probably spent three hours in the toilet and was like, I'm eating too many hot dogs and I'm okay with that Which means I probably should go see a therapist She's like I don't want to lose pressure again and she's like okay. Well guess what? I'm gonna give you some revolutionary advice here. Talk to him. She's like, uh-oh

She's like, you know what, I'm all for moving fast, but I'm also all for pumping the brakes. Why don't you try pumping the brakes a little bit? Why don't you do that, huh? Too late, okay. You know, pump the brakes that hard when there's a baby on board. Well, Portia probably thought that was like a like a song. Pump the brakes. No, no, no, you actually have to pump the brakes on the car. That is your relationship. Yeah, I think it's too late to tell someone to pump the brakes I'm a pregnant okay, do you lay cars in full emotion? Okay, like a baby, just jump on the bus and help Sandra Bullock figure everything out Yeah

So now we go over to Greg's birthday All his kids are there and Greg is showing off his heart finger because he tried to all his kids are there and Greg is showing off his heart finger because he tried to do the gardening and nearly cut his finger off, which I am also like, how did that happen? Like there's a specific place where you hold the clippers, like the specific handles, how did your fingers go from the handles to being inside the clipper thing? What happened, Greg? No, no. When it's your first time doing anything, it's like, look, when you're

over 55, just stop, when you're over 40, okay, just stop trying new things. That's what I say. That's my advice to keep you happy for the rest of your life. Don't do new things past 40. You'll only lose a finger. Yeah, exactly. So he was giving, he gives like a whole like old man Greg speech, which I don't even remember what he said. It was the usual stuff like I must love my life, etc. You got to know you got to appreciate your day, etc. Neenie was crying. I was like focused on the fact that there was a top chef cookbook in the background.

Yeah, me too. I feel like Neenie just makes a poop cheeto over and over again. It probably makes something from Brian Malarkey. Yeah. Yeah, this was like a scene of Neenie talking to Greg Sister and just being like, this is hard. Yeah. Um, and everyone trying out the vegan food and, uh, and Brent going to McDonald's after

it. I was like, I'm happy here in the winter McDonald's. But I actually also like this scene because Neenie was being very, I felt proud I was like, I'm happy you're in the Winter McDonald's. But I actually also like this scene because Nini was being very, I felt like being very emotionally open to us. And it felt sincere to me. She's talking about how it's all just been wearing down her. Like, he's basically Greg is just annoying as fuck and cranky and it's just driving her crazy. And she doesn't really know what to do anymore. And I felt like this was the first time in really like, well really this whole season in

general, but this, I feel like we're like, she has been, she's been giving us some substance actually. I think actually for the past several seasons, it hasn't been substantive, it's she's been sort of reacting to things and like babbling about what Porsche said on Watch for Happens Live. But she hasn't been like, like now seeing her be a little bit more emotionally raw or open or honest and like letting us into that a little bit more has made her more interesting to me for the first time in several seasons.

Yeah, I'm not sure where I'm standing with Nini in this whole thing because I understand you know, the caretaker point of view, but part of me is like, are you really bitching about your husband while he's going through? Like, capture treatments. Like there's part of me that's like, come on, Nini, come on. But that is, that is a role that you play when you're, spouses sick, going through it, you know?

Well, that's probably what she's going through, which is that she's probably like, oh my god, he's being so annoying, but how can I be complaining when I should be so happy that he's alive? But I'm annoyed, but, but like I shouldn't be annoyed, and that's probably that conflict is actually what's why she's probably breaking down. It's exactly what you just said. Yeah, that's what she's saying, you know, just being on, I don't know. I don't know. I'm always on the fence with Neenie because I find when I totally go on team Neenie She just explodes in my face, you know, I know I've been very pro Neenie lately It's kind of strange after many years of having you know, I loved her at first

And I started then she started to like really like started to fall out of favor than me to the point where then I thought she was really awful and we've been on record many times saying how terrible she was no bad She's been for the show. And then, but now she's warming her way back into my heart. Then they pull you back in. Always. So next up, Portia is in bed. And this bugs me like crazy.

She's in this beautiful bed with beautiful sheets. And Dennis comes home and he's like, I brought you a pickle. Yeah. She opens the pickle and starts eating it on the bed. Gross. I want your vinegar smell on the bed. Get out of the bed. I also don't know how I feel about single wrapped pickles. I feel like I'm sure they're fine,

but I feel like I've never really seen that before, and I know I probably just have a blind eye to it. I'm sure they're everywhere, but I don't know. I don't know how I feel about single served pickles. I think it should be an enjoyer. Yeah. It is, it's like a piece of candy. And she just how she sucks on the sheet.

Yeah, it's weird. She's, so she's an odd pickle. It's an odd pickle characteristic. Okay. We don't approve of this pickle behavior. So she tells Dan that she's like, take care of the we don't approve of this pick up behavior so she tells Dan and she's like your glasses are your eyeballs are hot she takes his glasses off

and starts glating them off so she starts telling him about dinner but then she doesn't go to into it she just says it's rocky and he's like what what was Rocky? She's like, well, soon as I get there, Candy's happy and puffy, or if she's Candy's all happy puffy.

And. And. She's like, she's just basically saying it's fight after fight after fight. And it's it's haunting her. And she's like, it's like a zombie. It won't die. So she finally went back to the therapist

and talked to him. And she's like, so we're supposed to talk about why we agreed to cut off our exes, but then you didn't. Mm-hmm. And he's like, no, my attack messages were totally innocent. She's like, so you didn't do anything wrong. He's like, uh, I didn't do anything wrong. It's like a way to go, Dennis. So wait a way to really sound like you didn't do anything wrong. It's like a way to go, Dennis, so wait a really sound like you didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, and then later he does explain why he's wrong, pretty well, which is like, okay,

so you're not dumb enough to know what you did was wrong. You just didn't want to admit it, which worries me. I mean, I guess the whole thing worries me, but I want to like him. Cause I like Porsche. Well, Porsche is like, listen, you make it sound like it's everyone else's fault, but yours, which is him. Cause I like Porsche. Well, Porsche is like, listen, you make it sound like it's everyone else's fault, but yours, which is a problem.

And the fact that you can't be like, that you were not really honest about, like how you dealt with your ex, makes me feel a certain sort of way. And then she goes into this whole thing about how she puts on that mask. And when he, when he starts like being dishonest with her, her instinct is to sort of gloss over it and start to be like everything's fine

Everything's fine and she's like I don't want to do that this time So I want to address this and if you don't take accountability for what you did Like you are going to send me into that place, which I was like I really actually really really liked that Porsche said that I thought it was like a really You know it was like a Again like a very self-aware moment for her, which is, those are rare. Yeah. And so he finally cops to it.

He's like, I'm sorry. And he's like, what? And he's like, well, I probably should have realized that she was trying to be messy because of a third party that you had issues with. And it's like, oh, so you know exactly what the problem is, sir. Yeah, exactly. But you want to piss me off Portia's like did I go to a third party that night? I can't remember

There's only one party. I've been kicked out of so many parties like can't be per remember how many were in one night She's like, I mean I went to three locations in Tania's house, but those are each parties So then Portia's like well, I still feel like you're not taking it seriously, but Those are each parties. So then Porsche is like, well, I still feel like you're not taking it seriously, but Like that's not how to lead a meeting Yeah, so that was basically Atlanta And now shall we go over to the third and final installment on marriage and medicine? Let's do her Now of course it should be noted that this will not be the last we see of the marriage

and medicine ladies for the year because apparently there's going to be a very special marriage and medicine episode in March where the ladies all go to Los Angeles to help kick off marriage medicine Los Angeles. Oh lord. Did you see that promo during this? No I didn't. I heard them talk about it, obviously, but I didn't see the commercial.

There was a commercial that's like, before you say goodbye to your marriage and medicine, ladies, they're gonna be back and they're going to Los Angeles and like the cast goes to LA. It's kind of like when the facts of life, I think went to LA and so they're going to LA and then they're gonna meet these other doctors

and then it's gonna spin off the doctors from there. So that's gonna happen in March Okay, I'm looking them up right now. I'm just casting characters K. Well, San, cast characters K. Ramon is single Whoa, I'm married to medicine medicine. I mean my career. I Got married to a man named Nyquil Married to man. His first name is Ty, his last name is Lanol. So, okay, we can talk, I'm going to just be searching links. I'll do that later. So, this is finally the big showdown

that really no one was waiting for, Quad and Dr. Gregory. So they sit down, face to face, well the rest of the cast is like crammed onto a couch in a ratty green room with like paint peeling off the walls and like a tube DV tied up to the closed circuit tell you know broadcast so and then heavily like daddy get your woman green get your woman I'm like I can't it drives me nuts it's like it's first of all being, get your woman, like, no, these two are terrible

for each other. They do not, quad does not need to be gotten and on top of that, like, like, what, like, it makes quad be this like damsel and distress, you know, it just bothers me. I was like, no, quad isn't at, like, she is a grown woman and she's not just someone there who just needs to be one back, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, it really bothers me that Heavenly does that because it's... The whole idea that you have to have your husband and that's the only thing that matters. No, the guy was fucking cheating. I'm sick of all these women being like, Oh, my husband cheated, but now he's sorry. Yeah. You know, it's like it's all fine. It's like, no, no, no. So, Dr. Gregory climbs up his step ladder and gets into the chair and is like

Hi, Cwap, it's good to see you. You look wonderful. She's like, thank you for the compliment you look nice too. It's good to hear the pleasantries. Because it hasn't been like that Andy. He did a radio interview. I could not believe you would go say something like that in the radio What's up you what has transpired is that he went and how conversated over air wave from the radio and he said these horrible things and I okay yeah anymore it was nasty it was nasty so he basically said on the radio that they hadn't had sex since 2014 and at that time she moved out of the bedroom And he has a fear withdrawal from the marriage I like that our doctor Gregory and our Porsche voices are basically the same. So he's like

He's like I mean we try to have sex one other time and quad goes oh Was that when I went running down the stairs with my head and my hands crying? I can't believe this is my life. I'm gonna say, yeah. That's always a great moment to have during sex. And apparently she did that because he couldn't get an erection and she's like, that's how I knew you were cheating on me. I mean, look at me. It's not like I'm not hot. And he's like, but there was stress. And she's like, there were other women.

Gregory! I'm like, with the truth. You know, here's the thing, like clearly Gregory cheated on her in the latter part of the marriage. I don't even know him in the mid part or whatever, but like, I will say, I'm not gonna supportad saying this, that just because a man doesn't get an erection that he's there for cheating on you, like that's actually kind of narcissistic, okay? And this one leads men to not have erections too, by the way.

And you got good old stress. Like, if you don't have an erection, you're immediately unfaithful, whatever, that's, that's a lot. Yeah, I'm, I mean, obviously we have no idea whether he cheated or not I'm assuming that he did because he's Greg and I feel like if he didn't cheat he wouldn't say where's the proof Oh, that's okay. Yeah, I think to say like where's the proof? Yeah, okay, so you're right because you know it you're right because if he didn't cheat He probably upset exactly what I just said which is like just because you don't get a boner

Yeah, you know and it only counts if they get caught, you know, because he he denied it, denied it, denied it until all the blogs were out. He had to finally admit it. Yeah. So they go down this scene totally denied it, denied it, denied it until there were pictures of him, you know, he's like, it was a one time thing. But no, then there's pictures of him holding hands with some the that girl in the airport and all this time yeah they come on guys get it together so then we go down the same path here a quad spas he says that Gregory never took their matter seriously and he's like did I take it seriously when you want to go to the townhouse and I got your house when I got you these gifts when I got you microwave

when I got you a hideous backsplash did I got you microwave, I got you a hideous back splash. Did I take it seriously then? I'm like, this is the, I mean, this is always the same thing, which is that like, she has emotional needs, and you were answering them by just throwing items at her. I mean, granted she probably did ask for those things, but like as a therapist, shouldn't he realize that like, you can't just like throw material objects at like,

an emotional. Yeah, that's what he always does. He's like, but I bought you things. And then he's like, I took you on vacation. What about that gift? And she's like, how was that a gift? You were on the vacation too, Gregory. It's a hilarious response. And then Andy, Andy is trying his best earn like an Emmy or something or at least least his own special on oxygen. He did have some very moments in this, and I was like, who are you?

Your eyes are bloodshot from being so stoned, right? Like, give me a break, Barbara. He was so proud of himself for bringing back Simone and Cecil last reunion. So he was just trying to do it again and just be like, earn another chapter in his book where he would say something the most important thing that ever happened to me was when I brought this marriage

back together again, because I'm so good. So he's like, so do you guys think though that throughout all this, there is a possibility that you could possibly reconcile. I'm like, did you hear what they've just been saying? Like, they were having sex and she ran down this staircase with her head on her hand saying, this can't be my life.

What part of reconciliation is that? And then it gets worse and worse and worse. And then he's like, but you still want to be together, right? It's like, no, Andy. Okay, so she's like, well, he's the one who's dating. I'm not even dating. He's the one he's dating again. And he's like, uh, my friends told me at that club when you walked in that year with another guy, she's like, I was with a lot of people. And she goes, you're with the one dancing with the woman. And he goes, she was dancing with me. And then we cut to backstage.

And Troy is like, just old it, just say we were separated. I mean, she's not wrong. She could have just said that. But it just cracks me up to keep cutting to backstage and everybody's like, Boo, yay! Boo, yay! It's like one of those movies where someone's having a very public romantic moment on TV and you cut to people at the bars, cheering on the TV.

So, like, yeah, I mean, the toy is right. He should've just been like, listen, we were separated. It's no big deal. But instead he's like fighting over semantics, ever shoes dancing with me, it's just ridiculous. So then he tries to do this very much like a Peter Bailey move, which he's trying to be, like, sound like the bigger person, make himself sound like a victim.

He's like, the big picture is, and you know, for me, everything's a pretty big picture. But the big picture is and you know from me everything's a pretty big picture, but the big picture is I Love you. I always have and he's never been enough. I'm the martyr here. I'm the mother Yeah, and she's like well no one wants to argue with someone who's physically abusive and I was like oh gosh Yeah, Andy was like trying to cut in and then she says physical abusive and he's like Yeah, I'll wait this one out. So she's like, you tore the TV off the wall,

you dragged me around the house, I still have pain in my knee from that. You tried to suffocate me, you got in the car and said you don't care if you kill both of us and slammed on the gas and I was like, what, what, what, what, what, what, and so, and Andy's like, uh, am I two still in right now or am I, is this what she actually said? What? So then you would think that Dr. Granger being so mean to me. You would think that Dr. Granger would

then say you are categorically lying and you're trying to slander my reputation on national TV, but instead he goes, we both know who the violin person is. I was like, oh, so you're not denying any of this, are you? Yeah, again, he's saying that whatever he did was in response to what he did. And then he goes, and this was actually shocking that he said this, and it's sort of like it sort of like skitted by. He goes, there were times when we got too physical, but I never, ever felt good about it.

It hurt me to my heart. It hurt me to my soul. I'm like, yeah. So you're, we're supposed to like applaud you for actually feeling bad about like dragon quad across the floor. I mean, what else are you gonna, do you expect us to sit here and expect you,

and hear you say, there were times when I got physical, and honestly, it was pretty fun. Like, of course, you're going to say you didn't like it. It's only abusive if you don't feel bad about it after. Yeah. So then he's like, she has always been very, very violent. And he says that basically quad pulled a knife on him and she's like, yeah, because

you threw me on the ground and held me there. And he goes, this was a lot. I wasn't expecting what happened. I was like, what? Yeah, it was crazy. And he's like, no, I didn't want to get stabbed. And she's like, no, I pulled the knife out after you pinned me down.

And so Andy's like, so I would say that this is a toxic relationship. It's like, no shit. He's like jack hole of the day. Knives. Okay. Jack hole of the day is the guy who sold me this neck tie. It feels weird and I can't even concentrate

on what these two are saying. Am I right, everyone? He's like, several. You guys want a bone right now. Do you want to get back together? Are you gonna get back together? Just like, no. And he's like, okay, so what do you do? What do you want from each other? Now to peacefully forward. And he does the whole I love you. I always want you to be happy.

And she's like I agree. I want you to win big Gregory. I do. Winning. I'm like you two are fucking crazy. You just tried to ruin it. Like you just tried to ruin each other's lives. Okay. And then she's like she's choking you up and she's like and I can't believe I'm gonna say this I can't believe I'm gonna say this but and he's like you have love for him is that what you're going to say she's like no I was gonna say please turn into sister circle loved mom 4 p.m I Haven't Lee is still backstage going big sick

These people are like They're like assaulting each other and it's such a terrible relationship How are you possibly rooting for this heavenly? This is like I know you love the idea of people being married But if you're hearing stories about like one person dragging one person across the floor And one person's rang it playing out a knife and you're like get back together. You can make it work. It's like no No, that's just terrible. That's terrible advice and that's not being a good friend and then So Andy is like not one to ever end a segment, you know It's like let's make this a 10 hour reunion. Why not? He's like, so guys anything else you want to talk about? And Quas like, hmm

How you doing great. I'm like what? Okay, now we're just going back. Let's just like turn this into an Ingmar Bergman film now I'm like, I'm alright. I'm working. She's like, have you? I heard you been running around the neighborhood. You look good. You look good. He's like, yeah, I've been doing it a couple times. That's good around the neighborhood. You look good. You look good. He's like, yeah, I've been doing it a couple times. That's good. You're working out. She's like, yes, of course. I'm like, uh, why are we doing this? And then Andy just like picks up his phone to start texting or walks off. He's like, thanks guys. And he just walks away. And then Greg, it was like so, the whole thing felt so melodramatic. It literally felt like one of those plays, you know, like where it's like

ooh it's a scene where two people are talking about nothing and yet saying everything all at once because they're like, hey you look good, I see you've got a new watch. Yeah, I got a new watch. It ticks well, I can tell, it tastes time well. Well yeah, now I know what time it is. Yes you do. I'm like what? It's awkward as hell.

It's like you get in a screaming match and then you're stuck waiting for the elevator together to get out of the divorce office, you do. I'm like what it's awkward as hell. It's like you get in a screaming match and then you're stuck waiting for the elevator together to give out of a divorce office You know exactly they didn't know what to do and so then they hug and then after they're done hugging they just sort of stand there like I'll just walk this like I like this. Oh no, we bumped into each other What is transpired is that I walked the left and you walked the right we had a collision of physicality And that was the meat of this. So then what just happened in that scene where it just stops and go like completely deflates and then sits there is what the reunion does from now on. I'm like, why was this three hours?

I love Mary to medicine. Okay. I love the, I thought they had a great season. I thought they had a great reunion, but this is not need to be three hours. They didn't have anything to fill it with. I mean, when we go back and we're talking about, what was he asking Jackie? He was, I mean, he just started asking a little questions like, who likes knitting? What?

That was what it was. Back to that. It was like, my problem with marriage medicine every single season is that it overstays its welcome. I think if they put in too many episode orders or the reunions last too long, I think it does well in the ratings and that's why they do it. But every single season it lasts too long and it leaves me with a bad taste in my mouth. And I think it wouldn't normally bother me but because we have to recap it, it sometimes

really wears on me. But there were still some like gems, like when the whole group got back together on stage and they were talking about the quad and Gregory thing. And Contessa was like, you know, I had no idea that there was abuse. I never would have told them to get back together if I had known that.

And I was like, well, we don't really know what happened. So let's be guy we can't have them both. Oh, it's such a dick man. I was like, it's such a dick. It's such a dick man. I was like, such a dick. Such a dick and could just like, they both said it and even Andy's like they both admitted it. They see a flashback within both

somebody yet and then man, I was like, she gives us face like, I'm not so sure. I'm not so sure. Yeah, Mariah still won't back down because Andy's like, uh, they copped to abusing each other basically. Yeah. And heaven, he's like, in a time of man, he's a woman.

That's wrong. And Mariah goes, well, he didn't say that. That's not what he said. And Toy is like, oh, and then of course, for you, she's on the wrong side as well as usual. Yeah, she's like, let's be clear. Let's be clear. He didn't say hit.

I'm like, okay. So, uh, it was like all this this about dragging her across the floor is okay. Yeah, fucking Toria. Toria disgusted me by the end of this, by the way. I'm completely done with her. Like, what a shallow, shallow idiot this woman is. I can't with her. But that's kind of the joy of Toria.

And a terrible friend. It usually is, but she's a terrible person. Someone just admitted to dragging his wife across the floor and all the other shit that he she accused him of and to where it's like well It wasn't hitting fuck you dude. Do you ever stand for anything or anybody besides yourself? Yeah, exactly So then we we had like an extended Quattro podjust everyone for shutting everyone out and which was nice. And then there was, there's also this extended scene where, um, Eugene gave Andy some of that like erectile function, honey,

which maybe Greg could have used a few years ago. So it wouldn't be a key to cheating, even though he probably did. Um, I know. Like Andy doesn't already have crushed up Viagra started to his core. Yeah, Andy was like, um, I'm already super horny all the time. What's this going to do for me? What would? Like I want to fuck that house plan right now. Yeah. Um, and then what else do you want me to see? So there was a big Toya segment. That was the big thing. Well, the stuff that you

said that you got so mad, which is that like it was basically Toya contestified. They had a huge fight. But Toya, Toya was talking about how like she didn't give up her wine seller. Like, why does she need a wine seller for? She doesn't have like a Michelin star restaurant up there. Like, you can go to the fridge. I'm out for a frillsaw, because she knows like two bucks stuck from Trader Joe's. Yeah, I get just like a wine fridge, that's fine. So then, so then Contesto is saying that she's genuinely happy for,

she's genuinely happy for Toya, because they finally found their forever home, because they've been living like refugees for years. For years. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, obvious sarcasm, right? Right. So Toya doesn't get it.

So she's like, what? Oh, oh, oh years calling up for a few geez only God, Toria. You are literally the dumbest person on TV right now. And then she's racking that she's keep. She's like, oh, we're doing so well because of course Andy shows his yearly look how Toria spends all of her jeans money. Let's do a shit. And so she's like, oh, no, I've totally learned.

You know, I had a budget of two million and it's really, it's only going to be at 1.8. It's like, oh, congratulations, Toria. Yeah, you're saying I had a budget of two million and it's really, it's only going to be at 1.8. It's like, oh, congratulations, Joey. Yeah, you saved two fucking gold medal, you idiot. Yeah, so she, I mean, so basically there's like a whole fight about, um, Toya putting Contessa on speakerphone at her party and there was talk, like screaming about the finances. I still, they always refer to the scene from last season where Contesta showed up at their,

we're out of debt party when Contesta said, so we're just gonna like celebrate you paying your bills and you're out of debt so you're gonna spend all this money, like this is what we're gonna do. Like I support that statement. I thought it was hilarious. I thought it was true. And I think we all thought that.

And the fact that like, that was not, that all seed that was shade. It was really not nasty. It was just kind of like, um, this is kind of hilarious because ridiculous. That's basically what you was saying. Yeah, I agree. I was totally with kids. I mean, she is supposed to be Toy's best friend or whatever we're supposed to believe at that time. But still, yeah, Toy needs to get over and the Toy just lies because he's like, so why would you do? Why would you embarrass her like that on speaker phone on the mic at your party? And she goes, they put her on speaker, not me. That was heavenly's messy ass. And heavenly's like, I

didn't call her. Yeah, it's then we see the clip in Heavenly House of Phone. And she answered every Victoria and toy a totally shades her in front of everybody to get laughs. Yeah. And then to a while, I was, her in front of everybody to get laughs. Yeah. And then toys like, well, I was, yeah, poor defense. This toy let's doesn't know how to turn it off this. Yeah, they. Yeah, she's like, I was about to go, oh my god, your dad is sick.

Oh, and then she goes, then do it now. Why don't you do it now? You still haven't said anything like that. And then he's like, you guys, okay? And that said, well, why don't you? And then they start yelling. And he's just like, oh, geez, he just like slumps in his chair. Like I cannot take any more.

Yeah, exactly. And then it gets to the boob fight about the crab that's our whole toy and punch the turntable. Which I do think Kitesa was being ridiculous about it. And Kitesa's being so dramatic, she's like, toy will do anything because her soul is dirty and her heart is invisible. And they're like, so that Kitesa and they just are screaming and could just say that she never apologize and Toya's like

what I did I apologize for your thumbs I've been wiped out here I'm wiped out here and we see like a flashback to that and Toya's just like out of her mind giving these nasty looks and screaming and he's like Toya Toya bringa, bring it down, bring it down. Which always cracks me up because he incites all this and then gets mad at them for actually reacting to what he does. Totally. So let's see here.

Toya petting her pony. Oh, I like when Toya gets stressed out, she just starts pulling her ponytail. Yeah. She was so mad, she was petting that plastic hair, like crazy. Yeah, she was, I mean, she gave, at one point, she gave a look to Contessa. That was so withering and angry. It was amazing. And it cracked me up that Contessa never let Toy off the hook. Because Andy's like, so look, after all this and all this has been discussed multiple times, do you really think that Toya purposely

hit you in the boob and she goes, I don't even care at this point. I don't even care anymore. Okay. I just don't care. Which means, yes, of course, I think she did it on purpose. And she's trying to look like a victim now with, I mean, I don't agree with, but LOL. Yeah. I think this is contest as a kill is hill. This season was this crab fight because I don't think anyone really like. I just really don't think Contest, Toyo is like, I'm going to punch you in the boob right now. You're you're freshly mesectomy to boob. I'm going to punch you in it right now.

Even even I don't think Toya does a lot of crazy things, but I don't think she I don't think Toyo is going I don't think I don't think toya is gonna do that I think her level of violence is throwing a biscuit at Eugene Yeah, so then yeah if we get a toyer you done with throwing biscuits at your husband which is funny and then we get The it's almost over and so Andy's like wow Dr. Jackie you're the glue of this friend this friend circle So how can you can't turn on an oven? I was like, you're really going backwards with this. Still, you know?

I like, learn to peek and end it. Yeah. And also, there was a discussion a little bit earlier about Dr. Jackie when she said that when she asked Curtis, like, how his day, what do you do for what do you do today? And if he answers, um, she, like, makes her feel nervous or whatever anxiety etc. And he's like so Curtis what do you think about that he's like well obviously I don't like it

I'm like well you shouldn't have cheated shouldn't she did he told Jackie so this makes it sound like you still have doubts and she goes I do. And then basically he does kind of roast thorn thing where he's like, okay, everybody What have you learned from this season? Yeah, and contestants like well, everyone is a fountain of wisdom And you just need to take your solo cup over there get a cup of it learn something Andy I'm like, okay, and then Toria said it's very important for me to choose by Fred wisely and make sure I communicate well with the friends I have I like you, Cole. Okay, boy. Can't grow up for one sentence at the end. Yeah, and that was basically it. More or less,

I'm just sort of like, it should have been two 90 minute episodes, not, not, or like, a 90 minute, yeah, no, 60, yeah, two 60s. 90 minutes episodes of the same life. I'm so stupid. Well, your son of a little bit was out of three hours. You're just about two by the name of episodes. But it was a fun season. And also, I think it felt extra long because they really fucked it over. They kept moving it around night to night. Yeah. Nice. Nobody's on on TV at all, like watching TV at all. And then they held this reunion. I mean, it was not for what, two weeks? Yeah, that's yeah, yeah.

And I just sort of felt like the season, like it felt like Bravo had shifted over to a new program. And I was like, oh, we're still doing this reunion. And yeah, I agree. Because they had a great cast trip. I mean, it was really hilarious. Like that shit that happened on that trip was great. It was a good season, but it just, it went on a little too long.

Yeah, it kind of feel defeated at the end. It's like, man, you've really dicked this so over. Well, I'm sure it'll be back in June because they had like basically two seasons in 2018. So they're really, they're left for you. They'll be back that quickly. No, I'm just joking, but their last reunion was in March of 2018. And so they basically had two reunions in 2018. They had one in March and one in December.

That's a pretty quick turnaround. Yeah. I think they just probably rushed it a little bit so that way they could capitalize off the Cecil Sonoma and drama and then on top of that, get it ready to probably promote marriage medicine Los Angeles and March. Well, I'm excited for Los Angeles.

I love a new married medicine season. Sorry, but sorry about Houston Houston. I like Houston, actually. I did. Yeah. Well, but we'll definitely be around to check out the Los Angeles cast. But until then, go get tickets for our live shows coming up. We are going to be in Dallas February 8th recapping below deck.

So go get tickets for that. Then Irvine Cincinnati, Boston and there's the other one Phoenix. Yeah. Oh, and Vancouver, the comedy everywhere. Sorry, everybody. More to come. We sure love you. We'll talk to you later.

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