Watch What Crappens - RHOA & Married2Med: You Can't Handle The Toothbrush

Episode Date: November 13, 2018

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So let's see here. This is a very Porsche heavy episode. Yeah. Now, you know I love my Porsche. Okay, Porsche is one of my all-time faves. I think she's hilarious, but I don't need this much Porsche. Okay, this is still an ensemble show. So what is everybody else doing?

I know, this actually this whole episode was a little weird feeling to me. It felt kind of... I dare I say scripted. It felt very producer. It felt very produced. It felt very much like we were seeing scenes that the producers were like, hey Marla, why don't you go upstairs and take Portia's room?

Or, hey Portia, why don't you get mad at Dennis about him going out and drinking? Like, things did not really feel organic to me. It felt like people were performing for the cameras, which this show does have a tendency to do. That definitely happens on Atlanta, but it was felt strong. It was a real strong sense of that this episode was weird.

I don't know. I feel like they're getting their sea legs still. They're sort of recalibrating now that Shireen, Kenya, or God, and I don't, I really don't know what's going on with this cast right now. I don't think they do either because they're like, maybe we should just all be friends. I'm like, let's just all, let's just do a hard reset. Okay. Hold down your power button and your volume for 10 seconds

until the shit just starts over. Yeah. Because I think that they're kind of freaked out about it. But I mean, I laughed the whole time. This show is the one of the best at making me laugh. I was cracking up the entire time, but also with Porsche, this relationship she's in is such a fucking train wreck.

Yeah. There's nothing about it that looks okay. It just looks like danger. Yeah. Like this guy looks more fucked up than C-Lo. I mean, he looks like C-Lo, but he's like always completely fucked up, you know, like on some kind of meds, like.

I don't know. He looks like he's like a mini cross. He looks like a mini cross. Gifts and like, it's just everything about it says watch out danger. Okay. Oh man. Like how many hot dogs could demand possibly sell out of those little tracks. I know. Like I I agree red flags all over this guy. This guy is like the beach on a windy day. Nothing but red flags. I don't know why I said that in Ramona voice. But yeah, I agree. Like this is this guy. First of all, the biggest red flag is that he has no personality. And the only time that he was able to express at like a modicum of personality is when she cues him of like going out and being shady out in the

club or whatever. And then he like smiled. And for the first time ever he smiled and then like what me no but yeah I say uh-uh hard pass hard pass on Dennis yeah and where's his that friend we all have he's like oh we're in love he said what it's gonna work no you're just so why are you so desperate to be with somebody cut it out yeah you deserve better what happened to hot Todd What happened to hot Todd? What happened to hot Todd? Yeah, well, he was poor, you know, and which is why she wouldn't even be with him. But don't you want someone who's poor and hot?

And this has just loaded, which is... Well, but here's the thing. I think I prefer someone who's poor and hot over someone who is like fake rich and not hot. Well, that's the thing. With people like this, you can't just say, okay, let's show each other our bank accounts. Which I'm sure at some point they're going to have to do. But yeah, I think that she is nervous around him, actually.

I don't think that she's herself. I think that he really likes her. He's successful enough. And I think that she just sees someone that she wants to lock down and she doesn't want to mess it up. So basically the episode opens up with last week's cliffhanger. Was he gonna get her a ring? Of course not. The box was too big. Instead it was a Rolex. She's like, I'm part of the Rolly crew. So whatever, big letdown, I guess for her, not for us. But so after that, she's still got a Rolex and private chefs and staff and so the private chef brings them some

some fried shrimp and then She's like porn eating her Fried shrimp which you know some food is very sexy and I get when you're trying to be sexy with your feet Fried shrimp is not one of those foods. No, okay. That's not sexy. She's been like swallowing bread. You're swallowing crunchy bread in one swallow. You're gonna choke to that. Well, she also is wearing this strange dress that's like C3PO on top and then like cocktail dress on the bottom. And she's like, she's clearly never worn a pevork. She's

like, it's like choking her on everything. And she like has like, yeah, I've been choking over here for the last 20 minutes. Yeah, she calls over the waitress. She's like Excuse me. Can you pull down? Can you go and sit me a little bit? I'm like what of all the things that Portia does That's the moment that she wants to be modest She's like afraid to say that out loud that she needs zip. I'm also also I also appreciate it when she goes, well, it's safe to say I'm no longer a baby vegan. That's like, that's a shocker. That was not the last terribly long. But I was impressed that she knew that shrimp isn't vegan, you know, so it's like Bay, but Porsche takes baby steps, you know, baby steps, not baby vegan.

And now, why did the chefs serve the steak and then say okay this is on the boat apatite what does that mean did he maybe mean okay this is on Bonapetit I don't know I don't know I read about it I was like why am I why am I paying so much attention to this. So then yeah, um, she, uh, horses, horses sitting there are in dress. Porsher sitting there. So she finally gets like, unzipped a little bit. She's free from her dress. And then she's like laughing about how she was talking to Nini and she's like, oh my god, Nini is so crazy. Nini was like, what's school did he go to?

Where's he from? What does he do? And I'm like, oh my god, like, I don't know, because I haven't asked those questions because I just want to like, enjoy my man, you know, like blank stare blank stare. That's like, I was like, sir, that was her way of asking you all three of those questions. You should answer them now, because she's too afraid to ask them herself. No, because then she just excuses him for not answering them. She's like, I know that the girl who would answer those questions is probably sitting alone somewhere right now without a private chef But that's like bullshit like oh someone who's gonna like ask him some basics about his background is like Not gonna continue further on this journey with Dennis like that's bullshit like you should be able to ask those questions and not pretend

Like like you're not asking them when you're really asking them through But Neenie, you know? Yeah, um and then Forza, this is so Forza, the lady comes to clear plates and Forza is like, Oh honey, we're saying in this room, just wrap those up. Like you want these both wrapped up? Yeah, wrapping both up. Well, then she has this one, they're like eating like that steak and then she's like, Hey baby, can you come feed me this last piece of steak? Which is like so bizarre, he like gets up and like feeds her a piece of steak.

I was like, is this supposed to be romantic or just like extreme laziness? Yeah, it's gross. Like I wanted to poop after watching this scene. It was like 20 courses. I know. And then after all that, he wants to go out to the club. I'm like wait, she's dressed to she's dressed to undress You're gonna you're gonna go to the club now Yeah, she's like I want to turn up this your diamond in the bedroom and plus the rink is still be here, okay? So she just lays on the bed and I guess they bone yeah post-stake bone. I don't know sounds gross to me exactly So then we go over to Nini and she's at her I guess they bone. Yeah. Post-Stake bone. I don't know, that sounds gross to me. Exactly. So then we go over to Nini and she's at her,

she's at Swagalicious for the soft launch. And Nini is like, I'm like a serial entrepreneur. I star stuff and never even tell people because I think that's very important to move in silence. Yes, no better way to launch a business than by not telling anyone about it. That's really, that's really like marketing 101. Make sure no one knows.

Yeah. And she's like, you know, it's very stressful to open the business, take a break, you know, I still got sons who have no jobs. You know, I'm just trying to keep my wig above the water, honey. Which I like that, Neenie is like, okay, my season is going to be wig jokes and I'm cancer sadness. Okay, I'm committing to this. Well, they balance each other out nicely, you know. Yeah. Oh, so portion Dennis back to portion Dennis again. I have a question. What are Nene's other businesses? I guess we just don't I guess I guess

I shouldn't even ask because she already explained her business model to us being silent. Yeah, she's like she's like my business model is a fart silent but deadly. So portion Dennis back to them. Portia's like what you got on what you got on, what you got on today, sweater, you look basic today. What do you think we're doing today, babe? Babe, babe, what's that babe? Babe, another kid, a bracelet, babe, it's a babe bracelet. Like, oh my god, you can say babe over and over if you want to,

but that doesn't make this relationship okay? Okay. I know. I think it's actually that there's like a a second piece of jewelry like the next day. I don't know. I don't think he's paid for either of these things. I think they're loners and I wore their fake or they're stolen. I don't know. Like this guy, total con artists. Yeah, because now it's like a diamond necklace, right? I just wrote, look, if she was actually wearing the hot dogs that had to be sold to buy these things, I mean, she'd be like under a hill of hot dogs right now.

I just thought that's a lot of hot dogs. A lot of hot dogs. And then she's like, oh, this is beautiful. Oh, and I asked you a toothbrush and an underarm shave, please. Thank you. You imagine it just like shows up in like a Tiffany's box. It's like a little degree, degree stick. But he does. He goes down to the ghost store and brings her stuff back and she's like

shaving her pits over the sink. And then she's like, I just want your toothbrush. Mine is too soft. I have a big mouth. Look at these teeth. I need a hard toothbrush. Bring me yours. And he's like, uh, that's gross. Yeah. Also, soft toothbrush is the way to go. Hello, you're going to ruin your enamel. Oh, no, that's gross. Yeah. Also, soft toothbrushes, the way to go. Hello, you're going to ruin your enamel. Oh, no, that's a lie. Hard toothbrush. No. My teeth are so white and pearly and gold.

Just not have no gums left. You need to, my teeth are white. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Either way, we're really behering the lead, which is that. Yes. As you mentioned, she uses Dennis's toothbrush toothbrush every time she goes over to his house, which is vile. That's like horrifying, horrifying.

Yeah, that's really, really gross. So in the van, all the girls are coming to see her and it's a secret to see Nina. Yeah. And Marlos, like, how are we even here? How did you get invited? What would you be invited, Eva? And even it's like, well, I got invited for the diagnosis, you know? So, you know, I got invited because she was telling me about Greg's diagnosis.

I'm just like, well, I'm shocked. I got an invite. We that's crazy. The Porsche would invite me. And Porsche goes, I'm not a petty person and definitely not want to hold on to things. Like a toothbrush. I do not. I don't hold on toothbrushes. That's why I always use dances. So and by the way, Porti, yes, you're extremely petty. You can't be on this show without being petty. It's the real housewives of Atlanta. Okay, petty, petty, petty, petty. So meanwhile, we then go back to Portion Dennis

and Portion's decided for some reason, she's gonna start a fight. And like, it's edited in a very strange way, where she's like, so where were you last night? What were you doing? And he's like, oh, I just went down, I was kicking it with my friend.

Oh yeah, well you came back, you were drunk. She's like, I wasn't drunk, that's crazy. Where were you? Oh, I was like, what is this fight about? OK, this fight was because he wouldn't let her use the toothbrush. And she said, oh, really, you want to have a fight right now over a toothbrush?

Because we're going to do it. And he's like, whatever. He's like lifeless over there. He's just like a lump of hot dog. So she's like, OK, fine. Then where were you? If you don't let me use your toothbrush, I'm going to ask you where you were.

And start asking you all these questions. So you're real, she actually said she goes, you literally want to do this over to your toothbrush. So then she tells us I was supposed to keep the crazy. And then now I'm being crazy. It's not crazy to be with your boyfriend on the trip. And he just disappears for hours and hours at a time. And says he's gonna be back in an hour.

That's, and I like that like the, using his toothbrush is not part of the letting the crazy out. Like, she's so concerned that she's asking him where, like, that it's crazy to ask where he is. And yet, she's not concerned at all about using his toothbrush. I know, no kidding. And she even says she says she's like you know I just don't ask him questions because ignorance is bliss I'm happy where we are. Mclist Rolex and Sardara Sardara shrimp. I'm deep-throated of a fried shrimp I'm not gonna ask shit. And then so then she decides to sit and have breakfast she's like baby I'm sorry, I mean, uh, and the other jewelry coming, anything? No? Okay. Yeah. But like, he's like, we good. I don't know. I would

not be surprised that this was the same pattern in the courtship of Cordell, because that's weird. Like that being afraid to ask questions, like, that's not, that's not right. You should be, if you're with someone you love, someone you really like, or you're going to be in a relationship that's going to be functional, you can't be afraid to say what's on your mind. Right. We only saw that relationship once she was already married, but she just seems like the type who's going for somebody really rich. And I think when you go for somebody really rich and you find them, then you feel like they're

doing you a favor because they're the really rich ones. So you just have to please him in order to get the ring so you can be really rich. So it is kind of like a job interview you know so she does have to behave so she doesn't get kicked to the curb and that's why it's bad to date people just because they're rich guys. Come on. Do I have to be everybody's mother here or hot or hot probably goes the same way with hotness. Hotness is even worse because what do they have to offer? It's temporary. I know. I know. So the other, so the ladies, meanwhile arrive at their hotel, the hotel's called Betsy, the hotel Betsy, and I started to laugh because there's this crazy girl I know named Betsy and like she has this tendency to like, like over text or just even like

even in person, she just proclaims things with an exclamation point. Like when she wakes up, she's like, awake, you know, and she's like, she just proclaims things with an exclamation point like when she wakes up She's like awake, you know, and she's like well text like awake with an exclamation point and so I'm just imagining a Hotel a whole hotel that was like in Betsy's form would be like hotel Like made me laugh it doesn't have to be a I might a story now. I was like a boy shot an entire Betsy hotel. It's like a nightmare. I got a necklace necklace. Mm-hmm. Broly club, really club, really gang, really gang. Yeah. So the girls arrive and Ava saunters. I mean, Ava's a piece of work.

Eva. We're gonna see a lot of Eva, I think, this season. Because she, the way she walks in is hilarious. She's like an 80 year old ex model. She's like, oh, like, trying, just trying so hard. She's like, I'm a model. Get it, boy. Yeah. She's a lot. Hello, this is Lisa Vanderpum. We are taking a commercial break now, but if you don't hear one, don't worry. You're very lucky. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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Charlie, Nanny will be very happy to see his girl, and then she's going to beat me for lying about the conference car, but I did, and I'm here. So guess who can hold water? I'm like, oh, you sure showed us, Cynthia, with that conference call, Riz. That's good. You're really standing up for yourself now,. Yeah, I'm doing everything to please me

Me but just lying about it and saying you had another call. Whoa Cynthia has made it you guys Yeah, someone re up that friendship contract because it's a long term lease So Porsche chose the rooms for everyone and everything and the women it's like the standard looking at this room and looking at that room and this one thinks this room is too small and that room is too small and they like this one you know the usual hotel scramble. Yeah and she's like well this is why you see their eagles. Mike you just, you just gave yourself like a two bedroom room. Okay.

And then she says, I'm just gonna write everybody a note. So Candy gets her note and she's like, dear, can't be your path the second largest room. So you can continue your streak of having the nicest room. Which is passive aggressive. Yeah, classic Porsche. And then Marlow is like in a little cubby hole. And so she's clearly not happy.

So she calls the front desk and like requests a larger room, et cetera. And Eva, here comes a real while Marlow's on the phone, getting another room. Eva's like, I was wondering what while Marlowe's on the phone, getting another room. Eva's like, I was wondering what was in Marlowe's bag, but I figured it out. Her sense of entitlement is packed in one of her bags. I was like, ooh, good one, Eva. Burn.

Eva came to play. Yeah. She has a way of words with words. Yeah, she's kind of warming up, you know, because Marlo is even trying to give shade to the cards Because then she reads her her card and she's like, what is this room? This is the second smallest room or what and then she reads it and it says enjoy the room and she's like What does this say enjoy the room too? Maybe her vocabulary just isn't that big? I think it's okay. I think it's okay that it says enjoy the room on multiple notes. I think that's a fairly like I don't

think that's necessarily like I don't think that's really a Commentary on her vocabulary although at the same time Marlo is kind of right. So I guess it's a draw. It's a draw It's a draw. Yeah, so Nini gets a call from Porsche and now that every Neenie sees Porsche or here is from Porsche she always starts like this. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I know and while she's talking on the phone with Portia I don't know if you noticed this but it was cracking me up. There was like a little mannequin by her that didn't have a head There's one of those mannequins that's just like a neck and he needs like trying to put a big sun hat on it And she like couldn't get it right? It was totally perplexing Neenie So she's like talking but like trying to adjust his big floppy hat and she's like taking it on taking it off and she just like She was just like you could tell this was like her moby dick moment She was like I'll never be able to get

this hat on the mannequin. I'm going to get that head. I'm going to get that head. So Portia is telling her maybe she'll surprise her and bring Dennis and be like, I hate surprises, Portia. Oh, boys. Dennis and he's like, I hate surprises, Porsche. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, And then we see the clips of better times when Marlo and Portia fought over that fan. Yeah. And that's what the producers do to spice things up. Like, well, nothing's really happening this episode.

So we'll just show clips from other seasons that were far more entertaining. So here we go. Like Vicki Gumbelsen getting her finger stuck in the fan door opener thing. Door handle. We just see the man and Bethany just screaming at each other and in the Berkshires. Lisa van der Pumpe the DMV in season one of Beverly Hills. Lisa Rina just throws a glass. Lisa Rina was in my dream last night.

Not that I say that. You know, when you say something that sparks, I'm remembering now. Lisa Rina was in my dream. She was, she showed up at a party and I was like, oh my god. You guys is at least a rennet. She's like Hi, hello. Hi Ben I have a very simple dreams and all celebrities like there's no I'm waiting. I'm waiting the end I'm waiting for the end. No, that's like all it happens. You're like no Lisa Rina said hi to me That was it like she showed up and said hi and I was like really lovely and You're like, no, Lisa Rina said hi to me. That was it. Like she showed up and said hi

And it was like really lovely and I was like, I love that Lisa Rina. I do love that Lisa Rina by the way I do I do so let's see here Marla is calling to see if she can get a bigger room And they're like, what are you complaining about you have your own private elevator? And she's like, I didn't see that. Let's see where it goes So they go down. Yeah. So they go down to the other room and it's Porsche's room. And it's obviously Porsche's room. It's like, there's a sign that says Porsche.

There's a letter that says Porsche Williams. And all our luggage is in there and it has Porsche name tags on it. And she's like, maybe this is my room. Yeah. She just decides it's gonna be hers, even though it's like obviously not hers. Again, this felt, it was like funny,

but it felt a little bit like producer antics. So she like starts moving all her stuff into Porsche's room. So we know this is gonna be a thing, it's gonna be a clash, et cetera. So then we go, Will it? Oh, will they flip the screen?

So then we go over to Nini. She's in her condo with Greg and They're like getting ready for the big show because Nini is good doing she's doing her comedy show I thought it's gonna be at a club. I didn't know it was gonna be at like a full-on like a Reenus sort of place. That's pretty cool and So she could be hosting the all female show with Lonnie Love and some other women, etc. And I got like a very painful flashback to about I don't know like seven or eight years ago when I there was this show that was on logo for like I don't know a few weeks. Our friend Michelle was on it was one of the co-hosts

of it and Lonnie Love was a co-host too. And I got to go on as a guest to talk about pop culture. So the first time I went on, I was really good. I was like, funny. And like, they really enjoyed me. And the executive producer was Byron Allen. And he came up to me and he was like, you did a great job.

I'm Byron Allen. You're welcome to come back anytime. I was like, oh my God, this is amazing. I'm on TV and I was funny on TV. And then they had me back like two weeks later. And so I was like, well, I was so good last time this time, I'm gonna be even funny. And I started to like sort of think of like

some funny things to say. And they wanted me to talk about at the time, JLo and JLo and what's his face from Arrow Smith being announced as judges on American Idol. And when they announced that there was this photo and J.Lo was in this very shiny, like, onesy, like a jumpsuit sort of thing. So I was like, oh, I'm gonna say something really funny. And so then Lonnie Love was like, well, what did you think about J.Lo? And I was like, J.Lo, she looked crazy. She looked like a tranny utility worker from Mars. Of course, this was back a few years ago when I didn't realize how problematic it was for me

to say that and the crowd basically booed me and I never went back on. So that's like what I think of Lana love. I think of like, I think of like supreme, I'm sure Reina was there. She was like, not funny. Not funny. Not funny. Not funny.

Byron Allen did not walk up to me and I never was asked back. It was, you haven't lived until you've had a live television audience boo at you. When you appropriately, you made me... Oh my God, I never heard that story. That's great. It was mortifying. And I'm mortified too that like I went on TV and said that too. And I'm just I was just trying to be funny and sassy. I thought it'd be I thought it'd play well and instead I now have a scar that resurfaces when I see Lonnie love.

A tranny utility worker scar from from Mars. Yeah, from Mars. I thought it was funny at the time, but it's not nice. It's not a nice thing to say. Oh, Ben. Yeah, but that was a different time like words change language changes Yeah, I mean, yeah, just listen to this show everybody. Yeah, we are comparatively seriously. Okay, storage time is over So back to people growing up Marlo fighting over a room. Yeah growing up, Marlo fighting over a room. Yeah. So Eva is like, oh, yeah, this is Eva's entitlement joke, Mimi and her condo. So Greg's like, now, Mimi, I will still be your assistant on this show, but I'm not going to be hopping around from room to room, helping everybody. Mimi. She's like, Greg has been managing this show for two years.

And he would render the girl's dreams, but he can't now. It's our new normal. And I was like, oh no, that was canceled. Come on. Move forward, Neemie. Yeah, exactly. Poor Neemie. You know, she must have been a Ryan, what's his face?

Likes to use his stars in all sorts of things. And the fact that he has not asked Neenie back Means that she must have been a monster on that set I think I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, did she ever do anything else for him trying to think if she was ever in it Well she's in it She's a coach on D&D and then the new normal So I don't know. Well, no.

So now it's one hour till the show. The ladies are in the van, which basically means they're taking a bunch of selfies and stuff. Yeah. And Marla is in this positive space right now because she hasn't decided to attack anybody for no reason yet. So she's like, well, moments like this. I love and I treasure. Like, oh, okay. Let's see who you try and like Ram Road next. Yeah, let's see who's up. Who's like a welcome mat. You decided to bash. Yeah. So

then he needs to tell us that this is her first time being on stage since her uber joke last year. And she's like, I've learned how to take care of a heckler now. Kick one, kick the bitch out. I've learned how to take care of a heckler now. Kick one, kick the bitch out. Two, let the audience do it. Three, you can't talk to me if I don't talk to you. Like, since when? What show have you been on for the past 12 years or 11 years?

Exactly. So she's in her dressing room and all the girls arrive outside and Porsche goes in first and they're like, hey, what's going on? How's it going? And then the rest of the girls come in, and it's like, you know, surprise.

Everyone's happy. I'm as hogs and, you know, cheer. Goodwill all around. When Mimi sees Portia, she's like, ah! Boy, it's not! It's Portia looking for Greg looking for Portia. Portia can always make me laugh.

I know. And they're like, look at Greg. Look at me doing so well. And Greg's like, look at Greg. Look, isn't he doing so well? And Greg's like, this is the first time I've been able to eat all week. And it's like, ooh. Poor Greg. I know.

He needs me to see Greg like that. I hate seeing Greg like that. I love Greg. Well, I mean, regardless, I mean, I don't love Greg, but I would never want to see someone. He looks unwell. And that's very sad saying that someone go through that Yeah, so then they pray

And Porsche's like let's have a prayer father God in the name of Jesus help Greg get better help me me do a good show Rolling gang give me some rollie So I want a Rolex ring for my finger the end I man hashtag hot dog So The nini goes on stage and she's like she's like walking around like an a robe You know and she's like people said I wasn't a comedian and they're right. I'm a hustler It's like everyone's like woo. I'm like you're right. You are not a comedian And everyone's like, Woo! I'm like, you're right, you are not a comedian.

You're neither of mine. So what can I say? There was only a half a crowd in there. There was a lot of empty seats. I felt bad. So then she makes kind of candy for her. Settle shade. Being a... I mean, there were a lot of seats there. But that's a huge house. That's like us being like, hey, let's try and fill a football stadium.

I keep this huge. house. Yeah, that's like us being like, hey, let's try and fill a football stadium. Yeah, I can't miss you. Mungus. Huge. So then we don't see too much of the comics. We only see we see Lonnie love and then another lady. And then like Lonnie comes backstage and is talking to Nini about Greg and they're getting all emotional about Greg going through cancer, you know, that sort of stuff. Yeah, and it's sad. And, um, Neenie tells us, I'll tell you this, Greg Leaks is loved. They may not love his wife, but they sure love him. Dang. Yeah, like, oh, Neenie.

So, um, so then anyway, after all this comedy stuff, they, uh, they all retire back to the, uh, Betsy Hotel, Betsy, and,, and they go to the rooftop for some cocktails and food. There's like two tacos on the table for them. It's kind of like hilariously sad. And, you know, they're all like happy and they're singing like couches and Nini is like joking about how crazy it is that Marlowe and Portia are getting along and things like that. And Portia starts talking about her night with Dennis and their burgeoning romance, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah. And then Mene starts subtly trying to get people fighting. She's like, wait a minute.

How are Marlo and Portia talking? Like, we don't know. I don't know. But it's nice to know it's taken off each other's buns. Yeah, and then we get a clip of me these bun falling off Oh, she's only a Porsche also on a rooftop last year on a vacation So then Porsche goes all right. I got a question for the group Have you ever used your boyfriend or husband's toothbrush and like without even missing a bee everyone's like no toothbrush and like without even missing a beat everyone's like no it wasn't like it wasn't like I'm not really it was just like I mean like are you crazy this disgusting it is disgusting and even

it's like the point of a toothbrush is to remove tartar okay which is true And then we have clips of them all saying how nasty that is. Yeah. And Porsche candy tries to warn Porsche because Porsche said they say candy says so house this new boyfriend of yours and she's like, oh he's great. I got him. I got a necklace. I bracelet. A watch. Two for one hot dogs. Anywhere in Atlanta. And they're like, well, that's fast portion. She's like, well, I don't care if it's a dairy. Yeah, I'll do it if it's right, honey. And Candy says, but he's talking beverage. I know we haven't always been that tired,

but don't play that out there. You want to get married to him. And then Candy tells us, before she even told me about her, I've heard about him. Okay. I know who this guy is. I've heard all about this guy. Yeah.

And she should watch out. Mm-hmm. And I mean, me personally, I've heard nothing about this guy. And I still say she should watch out because it does not take anyone with, you know, more than two brain cells to see that this guy and I still say she should watch out because it does not take anyone with you know more than two brain cells to see that this guy is trouble TRO you be Ellie as Liam would say they're just hand bracelets but they shine quite well they're just toothbrushes but they work quite well so she tells them you know how they say you should find a man who loves you more than you love him

I think I have that like no you don't What in the world are you saying and also don't say that on TV this somebody you're trying to get to marry you You literally have a man who spends half his time wondering whether or not he wiped off the dinkleberry from his ass, okay? So then Marla's like well, thank you so much, Portia, because I really love my room. And Candy's like, Since when? Oh no. Yeah, so yeah, so now it's back to the room.

Room shenanigans. Oh, so then they go, do they go back to the hotel? Well, I mean, they're on top. They're on the rooftop. I don't remember if they know about it. Yeah, I mean, I don't remember if they were just talking about it or they go down to the rooms. I think they did go down either way, like, you know, Porsche finds that. And Marlo is like, yeah, Marlo is trying to play dumb. She's like, well, I didn't realize you were staying here. I thought you were staying here. So I thought I could take it over. And Eva says, Marlowe is surprisingly extra like the news lately. Okay, extra extra read all about it.

Trump just did something crazy. Okay, that's what she's like. Classic Eva. So now it's the next morning. And like now everyone's like making phone calls. Eva's talking to her got what's her What's her her boyfriends name again or husband or I don't know I didn't write it down will let's call him will for the moment A will with Cynthia's last guy. Let's call him. Let's call him Mike Mike except that's Cynthia's new guy

Well Cynthia's talking to Mike also Yeah, everybody just basically call sound Yeah, I can't use song to Todd and you know, they're talking about Cynthia and this might guy. I'm not trusting this either. This guy seems like he's totally playing too. I'm okay with it. He's always blah, blah, blah, lying about something. Like, uh, trying to reel a rim. I don't know. I'm not buying him either. I don't know. I buy it because he's already on TV and so like, he... Like, I don't know. Like like someone like Will from last season,

he's definitely Shadier or Dennis from this season. It's like, hmm, they seem like upwardly mobile. But I don't know, I think Mike is, is established in his sports casting world. I don't know, I buy it more. Okay. So time will tell, time will tell what, who's writing this riffed? Yes. So Marla is in forces's room she comes down and she

starts she starts telling her makeup people to set up thinking that Porsche is left to her other hotel room but Porsche is there and Porsche is wearing her Versace outfit Marlory is a Versace outfit and at first you think okay now they're just like fucking with each other but well we it's hilarious because Porsche is like walking around all crazy and like, you know, fully stretching that Versace outfit in the Nether regions. Um, too much to do. I'm just like, you're gonna stretch it. Yeah.

You're gonna stretch it. But what we find out, but then, you know, what we find out is that this is actually just like friendly, friendly joshing around, you know, because the two of them went out to the club last night, surprisingly, because that's Portia, but she's like, well, it has to get by here to get out of the stupid hotel because they elevated. So basically, Portia went out to club with Dennis and Marlo came along and they had an amazing, amazing time. And shockingly, Marlo is now the first person to have met Dennis and Marlow loves him. Yeah, and they're like besties now. And she's like, I just don't understand why we got

off on the wrong foot. Poor she's like, I forgot too. Let's be best friends. They're okay. Oh, I remember why we got off on the wrong foot because one of my feet was on your tiny welcome mat. And one was on the bricks and I fell over. Maybe if you had a bigger welcome matter could have been better. I did forget why they were fighting and then with Cynthia said that later I started cracking up. She's like, these girls fought over a welcome at. Yeah. So, but the

thing is this though, hadn't portion been around Marla before the welcome matter. I mean, they act like they just be they just met each other last season. Yeah, but Marla does that thing where she seems like she's so fun and she's so nice and she's really cool and everybody loves her. And then she just loses it on she picks somebody and she loses it on them and just says really mean things. And then you know, she gets a portion of reaction. That's true. That's true. I mean Marlo is just thirsty. Marlo just wants that peach so badly.

She is basically the Kim D of this cast and she'll never get it. I don't know, I kind of feel like Kim D is better at what she does than Marlo is. I feel like Marlo is just, I mean, Marlo is special. She's oddly iconic in her own weird friend of iconic way, but she's thirsty. I mean, she really, like, she has,

she's, everything she does is so blatantly for camera time. You know, at least Kim D, some, I kind of feel like Kim D does that too, but at least Kim D also is like, certifiably crazy. Like, I feel like, I mean, I think, like, clink, clink, okay, Theresa. So over at the store, the store opening,

mainly he's like, I've got something for everybody. I've got booty shorts. If you want to go party, you a fat girl. I got that girl things too. I'm like, hmm, I got stuff for thoughts. I'm like, this is not, this is not sound like a focused booty cure. I mean, this is basically like Kmart. Okay, you got something for everyone. It doesn't really work that way. Also, I don't know if you noticed this, but all the people that were there for this opening day, I was just laughing because it took me back to when Candy had some event and there all these people came and he was like it's Twitter people. These are just Twitter people. I'm like, who do you think is that your swag-alicious opening day, man?

Oh, yeah, and we see especially you can really tell when they all walk in later. Yeah. But the ladies are all walking over because it's only a block and a half and Marla is like, Oh hell no. I need a Uber which guess who else is like that? Me? Like I'm totally Marla in this scene and forced to say, I'm sweating. I'm about to melt. This ain't working out. I'm gonna wait for a new bird too. And Ken is having a like, think you'd show issues like, see now, think you'd show me and this think you'd show,

we're not gonna be getting along if we're doing more seconds. Something's like, God, these girls can't make it around the block. It's a swing. It's not like these girls haven't been around the block a couple of times girl. Now, who's holding water child?

Who's holding water? Cynthia. Killing it, Cynthia. Killing it. And Eva is hating. Eva is still hating Marlow. She's like, um, Miami means heat, okay? Bathing suit and flip flops. But no, Marlow has a winter wool hat. I said it. There, I said it. The truth comes out. Eva exposes Marlo for the fabric she uses at long last. So now they get to they get the boutique and they're all like weird people. Did you see that lady who is standing in the background and her eyes were just popping out of her head and she had this like tight spits. By all she's freaking out when she saw them all coming in. 100%. Like this was this was full on Twitter people here. So yeah so everyone's like in the clothes

and then pork rag he starts to overheat so he goes outside which in Miami might not actually be helpful. So he's sitting out there and it was sweet because all the ladies really did come together. They like fanned him. They gave him you know they gave him cold water they told him to sit Marlowe tried to distract him with like a joke and she's like okay I'm gonna tell a joke once upon a time and Craig goes joke that sounds like a story a bad wine all bad stories start like that that. Little red riding hood. That's the way. Sudd. Cinderella. Who wears glass shoes? Stupid. Of course, it's a hate story to start with with

what the bonnetired that crack. The likes fact based fact based the fairy tales. So then Greg starts telling them jokes. He's like, what's one thing you never say to a person that meets a ride? And Marlago's person. Oh, rag. Oh, yeah. Oh, when like a person that needs a ride and Marlago's, oh, rag. He goes, wanna hop in. and he goes, wanna hop in? And they're like, uh-huh. Uh-huh.

He's like, what is your nose run and your, I don't know, why forget the other thing? And it's like, why? It's me, I thought you'd know. And he's like, oh, Greg. So, and Mimi has cut, Mimi's attitude is kind of weird, you know? I'm not sure what to think of Mimi,

because she keeps saying things that make me just kind of cringe. She's like, well, our fowset sickness and health and I guess I would want my partner to stay with me if I was going through this. So I'm gonna stay with him too. Yeah. Well, she, you know, I felt bad for Mimi because you could really see I should was looking at Greg. You could really see like that concern in her eyes. This was not like, I'm gonna be extra for the cameras right now. Like the camera caught some angles of her where it was just sort of like, it was like real Neenie,

like real concerned Neenie, and I was like, oh, that's sad. I feel like I feel real good for her. Oh, Craig. Yeah. All right, well let's skip over to Mary Dominguez. Speak out, medical situations. barbecue biscuits and birth control. That's the title of this episode.

This is a great episode. I was cracking up. I mean, Mary Damedisyn has really, so far, it's been out shining Atlanta. I mean, there's no reason why they have to be compared. It's not like, you know, but if we're talking about, you're on the same night. Yeah, exactly.

So, I mean, you know, they're just just considering that they're the other Atlanta show right now, and they've often been considered to be like, like, Atlanta's like Redhead is Step Child. You know, they're kind of showing up Atlanta at the moment. And this week's episode, it opens up with Quad holding a tissue up to her eyes, which is just sort of like quad the entire season. You know, like, I have to hold this tissue up to my eye to show that I'm in pain from pregnant. They got a club with a nod, a war bun.

They were showing the clips from last week, and then you know when it just comes up, instead of playing the whole opening, it just goes, this is like aiss yeah and just shows married to medicine and so right when they showed that they go I'll peek at a guy on that hoe yeah just cracks me up line is so classic and quad goes if I had known it was going to resort into this I would have refrained the defense rests. So they're all still at this fight dinner where everybody's spot in heavenly and Mariah,

especially you're going on it. And heavenly is true in a chair. Mariah is broken a glass and is ready to stab heavenly. Yeah. And Toya's like, they what's that? It's extremely ridiculous. And of course Mariah is the biggest victim of all. She's like, she went to my mom.

Because you know, last week, heavily, like Mariah said something and heavily said, yo mama, and then through a chair. So Mariah was like, she went to my mom and nobody felt the need to say, heavenly, you're taking it to another place. I'm like, please stop taking these mama jokes so literally. Like, you have to stop. You have to like, understand the idea of a yo mama joke, okay? Just relax.

Okay, when people say yo mama's so fat that she doesn't, I don't know, like whatever it is, it's not really your mama. It's not like your mother, okay? Well, that's the Mariah. Mariah is the most evil person. I think she's one of the most horrible people. Bravo. She's evil.

She's a disgusting human being. Not granted. She's also hysterical. So she gets a pass and a raise, but she's like an awful human being. And then the second anybody says anything back to her, she's like, that is it. I mean, we are leaving.

Yeah. Exactly. So this is what happens here. So they walk off because I haven't said your mama. So they walk off and Simone follows them. And she's like, we have talked about this over and over again. And she is doing this to you as a hot button issue. It's like, okay, so much. You're always running for mayor and how you speak. But now you as a hot button issue. It's like, okay, so much.

You're always running for mayor and how you speak, but now you're talking hot button issues. Yeah. What are you trying to say, Simone? You're saying I have buttons? You think I'm like a typewriter, Simone? See, this is not what a real friend does. You do not compare me to an outdated piece of technology.

Oh, and then Aiden kind of yells at Simone. He's like, you got to address this in front of everyone, or it won't be resolved. And this is ridiculous. You don't just come address it to us. Which Aiden's so gross too. Like he's always like willing to get new screaming maps of the woman gross. Yeah, he's he's whatever. So now it's the next morning and Curtis and Jack, you're lying in bed. And Jack, he's like, it seems like the men are causing the trouble and he's like, absolutely not. It was the woman, women who kicked it off. And Jack is like, well, we wouldn't have been talking about this stuff of Greth and gone and done what he did. And

Curtis is like, what? Like Curtis, you better stop. You better stop right now. Well, Jackie will bring any fight back to Curtis cheating on her. Like she's gonna do it for the rest of their lives. Well, that's what happened when you cheat. Did you notice the end of that dinner scene quad just is leaning on a chair. She's standing up and just leaning on the back of a chair and she's got no makeup left.

She's like crying and wife bob all of her makeup. It was so funny. I don't think I've ever seen quad without makeup. She's like, for second, my face. This is what we have resorted in too. So then we get Quadcam. Yeah. Because Quad is there without anybody. So she's like just talking into her phone by herself. She's like, this is beautiful. I've resorted into resort. Well, This is beautiful as I've resorted into resort well. I will make the best of this trip So Eugene is making breakfast and

Contessa is still in her room all pissed off that Toya probably did this hit her in the boo-bond purpose and still hasn't even called to say are you okay? Yeah, and I'm officially over fucking Contessa.'m a little over her too. Like I was actually- It was not some emergency surgery that you went in for. This was an elective surgery that you chose to get while you were shooting. You're only shooting a couple of months and I'm not saying I don't feel for her for her surgery. I'm just saying, come on. I'm over contested too.

I'm actually, you know, I've actually been very pro contested and I don't even care about the surgery. I actually don't believe it or not. I actually don't think that she's been ramming it down people's mouths. I think she had surgery, and so it's like, oh well, she had surgery. But this whole victim thing, like, where she thinks that Toya intentionally like slapped her boob, okay, and now she's like upset that no one texted her to see how she's doing, how she feels. Like contestant, that's where you lose me. That's where I'm like not into this. like upset the no one texted her to see how she's doing how she feels like contest that that's where you lose me that's that's where I'm like not into this

yeah there's been some drama online about people talking about is she you know are they all terrible people for suggesting that they're over it to her talking about and it's not the surgery it's like it's not that she shouldn't have had it or that it was a bad decision or that she's milking it i don't think any of that stuff and i think it's her right she should have done it but the fact is it was a chosen surgery during shooting it was not like some emergency surgery that she had to get that moment i don't that doesn't bother me i mean i feel like she you know her dad just came down with the cancer prognosis she lost her

mom and then opening because she even said it was supposed to be like several weeks out, and then the doctor was like, oh by the way, I have an opening now, so she just jumped on it. I don't, I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I don't care if it's elected or not, like it was like a very important, you know, procedure for her. I just think the, uh, this like, uh, woe is me, me. Toya got startled by our crap, which is still my favorite thing that ever happened on this show.

And like, oh, she did it on purpose. I mean, everyone is like, come on now. Toya, Toya is ridiculous and she rarely makes sense and doesn't understand the world around her. But I don't think she's the type that's gonna punch you in your recently misectomy the boob. Okay, so like you need to settle down, you didn't get a text message, which is fine, but it's also because you know what? You know, you could have texted people and say, hey, I'm not feeling well because my boob is swollen, but you sent your husband

and what's happened now is that heavenly made it sound like you were attacking Toia about it all and so everyone's like you know what fuck contest so just relax contest that's why you didn't get a text message. Yeah so then Cecil the guy start gathering in the kitchen Cecil a new genie in the kitchen while he's cooking and he decides to make Toia's baked beans without her which doesn't work very well. And everybody's talking about this honey, this honey with testosterone in it. Yeah, it was like one of the gifts as part of the ritual gift giving ceremony that happened last night.

So apparently it gave some of the boners or whatever. Yeah, so it's awkward with the guys, because obviously there was a big guy fight last night. So the girls are at the pool, the guys are barbecuing. And Toya comes down and Toya sees Dr. Jack and she says, Ooh, Jackie, I almost bought that bathing suit. Oh my God. Oh my God, Jackie, that's crazy. We got the same swimsuit all balls.

Whoa. With this, like, we all, I almost got that bathing suit. Even if she, it's not even that, oh, I have that bathing suit even if it's not even that oh I have that bathing suit and I didn't bring it or I have that bathing suit and I'm not wearing it it's that I saw it but didn't buy it. Oh, I observed something once. Oh, so Jackie they're sitting around by the pool and Jackie is like well where do we put these glasses in Marais says I don't want to talk about glasses. I'm not doing well with glasses these days. And quad comes

downstairs with Kim Tessa and Kim Tessa is like, hello beautiful people. I mean, I don't even know what time it is this morning, it's an afternoon. It's so good to see. Like she's squeaking in this really high like, look, I'm bringing my everybody look. Yeah, she goes up to Toya, she's like, hey how are you? And Toya just doesn't say anything. Oh okay, we could do that, we could do that too. Okay, anyway, I hope there are no crabs around. Don't want to lose my other boob, Toya. And Toya's like what she said about me was very cool.

It's extremely disappointing. Like she's got a, yeah, and Simone's mad too. Simone's gotten really mad at contest She's like even the insinuation that Toya would do that on purpose is character assassination I'm like You know what everyone here assassinated each other on a daily basis on this show. Okay. This is like Not the worst thing in the world. I mean, obviously we're not. Well, you know what Simone hates most out of anybody. Simone hates when people don't come to work.

Okay. She, this is her problem with quad this year as well. And I think she's like, listen, you know, you haven't showed up for work all season long. Granted, you have a doctor's note, but you haven't showed up. You show up on the vacation, and still don't come to work, and then blame, then you're making all this shit about Toya,

and you're not even showing up to fight about it. Like, what the hell, Lately? She probably had a friend she wants to get in the cast, and like, no, we don't have room for her, because contest is coming back full-time, and Simone's probably pissed. That's probably what it was. That's my conspiracy theory.

So, Damien, meanwhile, Damien's like with the guys. He's like, oh, I didn't sleep well because of all the drama last night. My feelings were hurt. I feel like what have I done? Ooh, daddy's sad. Yeah, and he's telling Aiden. You know, just because our wives are crazy,

doesn't mean we have to be like this. And Aiden's like, well, you were going to throw down. and aiden's like well you were gonna throw down and Cecil's like well, you know the way you reacted last night daddy I thought that aiden must have said some really bad shit But when I heard that you just kept you know all he said was keep the moms out of it and daddy's like But it was heated and if I didn't say something clearly if if I didn't say anything early, it would have escalated, but my feelings were her. I thought, what have I done?

Your wife said I cheated on my husband. I haven't cheated on my wife. I haven't cheated on my wife. And he's like, your wife is always attacking my wife. My mother-in-law and even me. I was like, oh, God, I eat it. Calm yourself. Meanwhile, over by the pool someone's like contest. Ah

How do you feel and contest as like I feel much better? Thank you very much You know I spent the night in the soup high in position and you can just tell Toia you can just almost hear the sound of toys eyeballs going left and right like Is that like is that like one of those animals that has like the needles on it like a little super she made soup I have to cook on this trip wait she made that was my soup recipe I need a soup what that's disgusting dude did disgusting so someone's like you miss dinner the first part was beautiful and amazing what the ending was ugly the ending was ugly, the ending was ugly, and heavenly's like, um, well, I think for me, I could have handled it differently. I said something, I said

something, I said daddy, daddy, I'm not bad because I've been working on my English using, and I really let it go. I feel bad about that, but daddy this right I'm low down little her with her little baby Mariah then decides that she's gonna be the martyr and she's like actually It was my fault because I Commented out of the goodness of my heart because I just want to be such a good friend I commented on Quads marriage and I triggered everything and it's my fault and I'll never speak of the marriage again. I will take all my best friendship instincts and keep them on the inside because that's what I'm going to do. It's like shut up Mariah. Stop it.

Quiet Mariah. And then Quad was like I receive it Just don't speak about it And then we should never let resources into that level again She won't speak about my marriage. I believe it when I see it All these ladies talk about us miss quad miss quad. It's their second language about it's miss quad, miss quad, miss quad, it's their second language. QSL, quad is the second language. You're ass. I'll believe it when the visuals of it are transpired in front of my visage.

You were fined out the supine position I have resorted myself to in my quad camcistosirco. By the way, I apologize, Ronnie. I laughed so hard. I swung my chair and hit the table. And I know you hate it when I hit the desk. Did you hear that? No, I didn't even hear it. It's when you do this.

Do you hear me? Like this? Yes. It's bad. It's like, you do things where you like, you do this to the table. And it like hits my ear. It's like you're hitting my ear.

Sorry. I'm sorry, because I know it's probably even like 10 times more annoying for everyone at home, but I can't help it. So I can't help it. Sometimes I just have to have a quiet room. We're watching Mary Dmitrison. I'm not apologizing. They're apologizing enough right now. I am sorry that I commented on this issue. And I will never comment on it on comments.

on this issue and I will never comment on it on it. Can't receive that. Why? So, I was like, well, another thing, I, oh, she tells us, she says, I shouldn't have to tell a bunch of grown women not to make your mama jokes because I have to answer to my mama, okay? And after explain why I put myself in positions with someone who constantly says your mama, your mama. I hear that.

And heavenly is like, mm-hmm, well I'll stay with you on this. And then you broke a glass and she's like accidentally, she's like, oh, accidentally. And she like starts getting so mad. She's like, I gotta leave, I gotta leave. Well, because she was, because Ryan was accidentally just the way Daddy accidentally broke a glass last year. And remember, we see that scene where Daddy

like clutches a glass so hard it breaks. The difference is that was an accident and what you did last night was that you took a glass and you banged it on the leg of your chair. And that's not an accidental action. Yeah, to use as a weapon Okay, and then you wouldn't let go of it Yeah, and heaven is like you're not comparing my husband anything about you I'm good and she leaves and then Mariah knocks over a glass again and it breaks

I'm sorry, there we go with glasses again. I'm sorry Jackie. I'm just bad with glasses y'all I'm just bad with glasses y'all. I'm just bad with glasses y'all So then after then it we transition. It's true. She is bad with glassware. I mean don't take her to Corning So then she Jackie then it's like all right Jackie time so Kinesa I would like to Welcome you back to the girlfriend circle and Kinesa, I would like to welcome you back to the girlfriend circle.

And Kinesa's like, well, just so everyone knows, Toya, you haven't called me or texted me after you were startled by that crab, and I know that both me and the crab deserve an apology. And Toya's like, uh, excuse me, but like, when it happened, I apologized and asked if you were okay right then and there. And's like no no no you're just like oh Sorry my bad are you okay and guess what I wasn't okay. I never said I was oh God and then quads like you are Miss reading each other

And Toyas like don't sit here make it seem like someone's attack you like someone's out to get you and then someone's like Toyya He had make it seem like someone's attack you like someone's out to get you and then someone's like toy Yeah Toy yeah, the guys like the guys over like the big bitch. Yeah, I'm the guys are over like oh geez here we go again Yeah, so yeah, so like you were saying I interrupt it, but toy toy and Basically they start fighting and contest is like listen to yeah I don't want to fight with you anymore.

It's still frankly like I'm sick of the same old fight. I'm like, uh, you just reignited it literally yesterday. Okay. Yeah. Uh, but she's like, it's still I'm sick of it. And then Toria suddenly comes down to and she's like, she's right. With your charge, you have to make sure everyone's happy. You know how restaurants work.

Okay. My beads are almost ready. And so she tells her realistically, it's a due day. Let's start over. Well, let's have a good day today. So now that's like suddenly they're all made up again. Yeah, but we know Toyo's not gonna have a good day because Eugene put garlic in the beans and she's furious.

And Eugene's like, no, it's not the garlic. Just the turkey meat tastes different in Antigua. I'm like I just love that that was probably the that was probably the longest fight you know we know that the camera stopped and they probably been fighting about those beans for the past six months. I'm telling you look at all again the beans. Then we get another quad cam. She's like, I'm making sure my waves are all okay. This girl is confident. This girl has been cheated on in a cloud by a husband. This girl loves craft macaroni and cheese. This one stuck took all her husband's furniture and is gonna burn it up. This one put it bad in the corner of the room

in a strange angle. So everyone just kind of messes around and starts getting ready to go out and contestants got her getting dressed and he's like, do I look okay? And she's like, oh my god, your Gucci shoes are pretty and he's like, don't ever say what a guy wears. It's pretty because they will take it off immediately.

Oh my god. Okay, and severe masculinity. So now it's dinner time. They're going to a place for dinner and I was happy to see Portia's tree stump chargers on the table, which by the way, is different than the actual tree stump that she tries to charge her phone in. These are actual like table chargers.

So those were like fresh from Marshalls, as we know, because didn't Porsche return them to Marshalls after her dinner party last year. Am I being making this a totally obscure reference reference? I don't even know what you mean, tree stump chargers. You know like chargers on a table, they're like the big plates, they put the other plates on top of Oh, remember what you had to do the party cell phone chargers made out of tree stamps. So it's like what are you talking about what's going on. We talked about the San Diego charges. No, the no, remember last year, Porsche had at the welcome mat party where everyone shaded her for her tiny welcome mat. Porsche had a dinner party and they put out all the she bought a bunch of tree stumps that were the char the plate chargers and they're like where did you get these

tree stumps she's like Marshalls and I'm bringing them back tomorrow. She left all the price tags on. Oh yeah. Clearly this is something that was way more important in my life than yours because I was like look at that party was totally taken over by the welcome mat is I recall. So sorry trees. Sorry dischargers. So The dinner begins in the way that we want all our dinners to begin Toyo standing up and saying tonight is about giving and receiving in a sexual way Bon appetit And heavenly it's like and heavenly like

Sister wits cackle Heavenly what is your best sex night? She's like Daddy likes me to put it in his me my mouth Lovely daddy's like oh no Don't want everybody to know blow chomps are totally totally crazy in rebellious Daddy bar is now So then heavenly it's like now run about to use some moments So what's a key to you standing here? Like all their friends showing up at the reunion and enforcing them to not go through with their divorce.

I'm here. It helps. So this is, and then here, this launches one of the more ridiculous fights we've seen on this show. Someone's like, sexually, I'm a real basic girl. So, though, did you say basic? Did you say basic, though. So, you say basic though. No, don't say basic though.

Energy is like, babe, just let her talk. And some of us listen to her. I made it 22 years. Maybe basic cuts some shit. Okay. And then. Basic, basic. Don't say basic. Maybe basic cut some shit, okay? Basic basic don't say basic no, but you said basic right now and she goes okay you gene you were masturbating So please whatever she was doing it wasn't working

No, no, if you don't have this biscuit then you can't Okay, biscuit holder. Okay. I got the biscuit. I got the biscuit I was like we've come a long way since the conscious so she's basically like okay Here's what the biscuit holder has to say Basic is the world it has five letters in it starts with a beat on two syllables. Thank you. This has been toya Oh the biscuit stock it it literally wants to butter the bit of just literally The biscuits socket it literally wants to butter. Yeah, the bitter just literally Bitterly talk butter for the biscuit everyone want the biscuit. Okay, I just want everyone to know that this is a biscuit and not a Biscuit. It's very two very different things. Okay, thanks. This is So Eugene's like he's like, uh, Toya if she wants to use the word basic, it's okay. That's a word she can use and she's like, no! No!

No, biscuit. Yeah, I just want to hold on. Please get that, Bu, no, biscuit. Yeah, hold on. Please get up, OJ. Let's go talk OG. Please get out. Oh, G. So she drags him off to fight. And I'm going to get each other over her calling someone basic and him not wanting her to. I mean, it's the dumbest thing. No, and then you need to who saw right now. Okay. And she's like, uh, I was trying to get the open up. You still talking to jean. You still talking. You literally still talking to jean and Quad over the table goes, uh, that there's a matter of situation. I don't need to impede on that because what has transpired here for this that your gene has gone here for to the henceforth of the And we will just sit here and transpire in silence. Please stop talking, Uji. Please stop talking. And he's like, where the truth is, you can't run everything.

You can't run. You can't run the man. And you can't run the women. You just can't run everything all the time. Biscuit. Biscuit. You know, that's a bit, Uji. Did you eat the biscuit, Uji?

That was a talking biscuit, Uji. like, have you felt my tits lately? They are made of biscuits. I win. That's not fair because Eugene ate the biscuit, which means he gets to always talk from that one. And then where I go, I knew this would happen. You should know better than to give your woman a cuba's zaconium. So, Toya comes back to the table and she's full on sobbing over what we're

still not sure. She didn't like that Simone said, said basic and then took over, then she held up a biscuit and Eugene told her to let her say basic and now she's sobbing, okay. Yeah, because this is Toya's trip. So she was going to be the boss and lead everything and boss everybody around and tell people off for not being like in a good as marriage As her and that she had a fight about her marriage in front of everybody. So now she's so now she's trying to compose herself And she's like solving she's like I'm so I'm a Simone. What were you saying? It was basically what continue please you can continue without the biscuit Please please please

And Simone let let's go to the bathroom. Come on, let's go to the bathroom. She tells us God bless Eugene for dealing with this crazy shit. Cause she's nuts. Yeah. Now they go. I just want to say this is a much better example of like a real fight about nothing that then has to be dialed back as opposed to Portia with Dennis at the top of our recap and Atlanta just want to say just want to say yeah well give them time you know this is how they're starting you were at the club and you think it was only an hour but it was five so yeah

Satoya's sob against Simone's arms and Simone's like Eugene is the last person you should be yelling at You should be yelling at quad or contest uh or quad Or contest again just go back between those two look there's a crap. Oh Just kidding that was fun for me. So the Tory punches are in the boob on purchase. So so they come back to the table and toys like let me be clear. I started taking both controls to change my area and it is maybe crazy. They all start making fun of

that to us and where I say, all right, well, if I hit heavenly in the throat, you will know it's because of the birth control. And then I thought the one that was most awkward was Curtis, he goes, I mean, if this is the result of birth control I'm glad we're beyond that huh and like that's because your wife had cancer twice and can know how to have a whole I know he's such an asshole dream God he's such a dick this guy every time he's in that interview room it's like run Jackie run Jackie anyway this birth control is crazy I've been taking it for like three months and I still haven't been able to control anyone's birth is yet Mm-hmm But by the way, I think birth control does affect all of your you know

Your Or bones and all that stuff, so I don't know why everybody's acting like that. So great Yeah, I thought it was pretty standard But I guess if you say that and you have two obstetricians at the table and they're like, mm-hmm. Then I'm gonna believe Simone and Jack in this one. Oh, okay, okay. Well, I have no vagina, so.

That's true too. I have no viscose. I'll just leave it after people with vaginas. How about that? So, Toya is like, Well, I guess it's just hard to do it because it's like a couple of strip and I thought it'll be easy And I was like I could do this, but then also there were crabs and I'm like oh crabs

And then I got scared and then like I don't know if I would be a contestant But you know some numstick rabs around and it gets scary you sometimes and I get when I get scared I hit things and I got a biscuit and I want to give you a biscuit and we can touch fingers and make up and so they do that I'm in everybody claps. And then it seems everything is good. And Toya goes, Toya is like, and heavenly. I pray for your relationship with Mariah, because it is disrespectful of both ends. That shit is petty.

It's in a place your husbands are ready. Chothers faces and Mariah goes, any chothers faces, that's tired. And I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do it I'm not gonna do this with y'all saying it is both of us okay it was not both of our husbands no No, I'm not gonna share the blame on that bullshit And then Simone it's gotten to this this point where someone goes All right, can you guys truly just have a silent relationship

And you guys truly just have a silent relationship where you guys just don't talk to each other. No biscuits for either of you. Well, moving forward, I won't take a biscuit to talk to heavenly orquod. How about that? Orquod. And quads like, I think that is a good, resortent to decisions. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You're for what signed. Some rios like one last biscuit comment. I should not have to ask my closest friends to stand up and say, moms are off limits. I'm like, oh my god. Please. You see, I can't be with the group that won't stand for basic morals. And I'm so upset that Martin Lawrence made a movie about my mother's house and didn't

ask for permission. It's like, no big mom's house was not about your mom, okay? So Quad is like, yes, Mariah, but family is family. Just like you see, mama, heavenly has to see daddy. Daddy has to see mama, mama has to see, heavenly, family, period. Well, then how do you explain the fact that no one has yelled at Barbara Streisand for singing about my papa?

He can't hear you. Okay. So then Mariah and Aiden are whispering to each other, but not whispering. They're like talking about it, just talking to each other. Yeah, passing. As you as these people are not my friends. And he goes, the only true friends you have is me. And she's like, yeah, you some dark, cold people to people at this table. And Eugene's like, um, guys, if you're gonna have a private conversation To the point where I can hear it Then you might as well hold the biscuit

Yes, would you like a fuss and biscuit because you're both fussing. Okay, these are fussing Biss. Oh, I love when Eugene talks about fussing you guys just fussing you guys are fussing too much too much fussing at the table I'm right. It's like this guess what time it is time for us to go Time for us to go like oh what a shocker there she goes again So Mariah and Aiden leave until it goes after them and Mariah is like I just don't feel like I fitting anymore Papa pop my face pop up, you know, she's doing that. Yeah, I think where she's like a invisible pipe blowing the bubbles I just feel like I don't fit in anymore. And, and also, Aiden doesn't feel well. And they have this whole cock-a-mamey thing. And Ryan's like,

you know when you're not accepted, it's just not right for us. We don't fit in with the group anymore. It's like, okay, fine. So, I mean, that's, Ujina's concern in now. So please go. It's like Aiden, please just just stop talking okay. Can I have a silent relationship with Eden? That would be great, so So so toi goes back to the group and she's like well Mariah doesn't feel like she's part of this group And cross like you extended yourself some own extended herself That hotel extended its stain. It's pretty reasonable if you look at the prices Now everyone I'm gonna pretend to be an employer from spectrum cable and you're all applied for a job and seeing

I'm going to cry for a job and sing. I bring that one back on top. But the question is, why does this girl feel so excluded by garlic being put in her famous beef? That's the question. And the question. Yeah. O'Jean's like, look, that's their thing in the end. You know what I mean?

Like, if they want to have that feeling, then that's their thing for having that feeling. Like with me, like if I can, like, ice can still like quad, and I can still like Greg, and that's okay. And I was like, whoa, wait a sec, that in there, that is not the same thing, buddy. Quite gives him a look like, I'll give that one a pass, sir.

I'm still thinking about other things to extend. So I will let that pass. Block a lounge of chairs. So, um, yeah, so now as an ex- Ex-dead line. You would know about that one. Extension chords. It's right there in the name. How stupid of me. And Toya's like, but what do we do? And Eugene's like, Toya, it's like you're trying to fit a square inside of a circle.

Okay. Oh, you're not supposed to do that. You just see Toria like staring off at us. They say, oh, shoot. I've been working on that fish of props, but for years. So now it's the next day. And Simone is mad at sea soul for leaving the toilet seat up So that's probably a daily occurrence in their household And Aiden and Mariah are just overwhelmed from last night from all the Negativity that they brought into the dinner But my eyes are gonna be group she to regroup. She feels better now because she's going to dig deep and learn how to have a good time because also she has commissioned

a boat. And basically, she doesn't want to look like an idiot or maybe like the boat has a if you spend like a thousand dollars on this boat, then you don't you're not going to be stuck with the bill. So now she's happy and she wants the group to come together on a boat Yes, and so they all gather together and heavenly and Toy are wearing the same outfit, which is hilarious. Yes, and then they're making fun of each other and having like Too much air! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH on Bravo gets a yacht with the exception of Beverly Hills that got like a junk boat, but that was like a temporary situation. Yeah, but it's like this one in Potomac. Potomac gets like a canoe at best. So they go on this boat and, um, Torias, like, I'm excited.

They want to try to be positive and look, I've all about sped it. Other people's biscuits, okay? Yes, so Seasol's annoyed that the crew is all men because like last year or two years ago The there was like a lady on the crew and and have only got so mad because the lady talked to daddy But anyway the women all gather and Simone goes Contessa I want to rewelcome you to the group, which I don't know personally, regardless of my feelings of Contessa,

I actually thought that was like a kind of obnoxious thing, that that was passive aggressive to me to say that, it was like, oh, you've been re-welcome, like you're re-welcome Dan, you're allowed back. And so Contessa's like, well, I had surgery and she's like, you sound like a victim! I, in this case, I had surgery and she's like, you sound like a victim. I, in this case, I was on contested side because it's like, when, when Simone says I want

to be welcome you to the group, it, like, implies like, oh, she took herself away because she didn't want to be with the group or the group had kicked her out. And she's like, no, like, I never left the group. I just had surgery and was recovering. Like, why are you making it sound like I left the group, you know? Well, look, there's two sides to this. group, I just had surgery and was recovering. Like, why are you making it sound like I left the group, you know? Well, look, there's two sides to this. First, they start shooting a season. They've only shooting this what a couple of months. This one, I think, yeah. She shows up to the first party, has a fight with Toya, then goes in for surgery and never

comes back. Yeah. Okay. And let's they go to shoot at her house. Like, never comes back until the vacation. Mrs. The first Night, they're almost unshooting. So I think she was, I don't think she meant anything to me. Of course, Simone coming and starting a conversation like this does mean she's about to yell at you. We see it every time. Yes. So contestant could have said anything, but it's coming from Simone.

Simone's about to unload on you. But then that is, it is actually what Simone says to us. She's like, there is no need for her to say surgery over and over again. None of us have dementia. And it bothers me if she uses the surgery as an excuse if it's just a reason not to hang around with Toya. So she does think that she's using it. But it's not an excuse. But the thing is this which which I sort of get I think it's sort of like a weird thing for Simone to be upset about, but group for like, like was like being a loop or something like that. She had surgery, okay? Like that's why I actually really understood why Contessa was a little bit like, I had surgery. It's not like

I left the group and then I know the counter argument is like, well it was a likeative surgery or whatever, but I kind of feel like this wasn't like a face lift or whatever. I know I know know I know you're saying to you Like the other layer of it, which is like we're all shooting a TV show now and you're not participating and you're like not Confronting Toya and giving us a good like moment for a show. So I get that But I kind of feel like on a face value for what we're seeing on screen I kind of thought like Simone was actually a little out of line especially when Simone was like You are shoving and that surgery down our throats. I'm like you guys are doctors. This is sort of like

If anyone should be empathetic to it. It should be you guys Yeah, and she's like I only said surgery once and Simone's like well I'm just trying to welcome you back and she oh and that's my friend and then Simone goes fuck you can just you back and she oh and that's my friend and then smoke this fuck you can just fuck you and just walks off and I was like whoa this episode was great and then on the TV it's like now this is a prepaid program and none of the views are views of Bravo or NBC it's you box by the you haul and I was like this is so sad why did they do that to this show this shows really good? That it was followed up by an infomercial

Yeah, it's like you haul infomercial. Oh So sad I don't know why it's on Saturday's this show kick-kicked real house was of Atlanta's ass We should have done Atlanta at the end. It's a shorter episode and done that why me we did We actually didn't both 45 minutes we switched over to 45 minute mark We should have done Atlanta at the end. It's a shorter episode and done that. Well, I mean, we did four years ago. We actually did. We actually did both 45 minutes. We switched over to 45 minute mark. We were pretty equal to both. Yeah, Marit, because you know me, you know that I can be very down on marriage medicine, but I thought I've been this is this season has really been like pretty excellent season. I think this is the best season since season one.

Pretty excellent season. I think this is the best season since season one Yeah, that's a good one. I love this show Um, and I don't like that it's getting treated like this. Oh I don't think it's right It's getting treated better than marriage medicine Houston. That's for sure Well, that's true, but they never they never had a great season Thank you. They had a good season. That was better than for them We were rooting for them, but that was not a very good show This show has been good from the from the get go. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Okay. Well everyone, we are gonna be back

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