Watch What Crappens - RHOA & Married2Med: You've Upset Big Freedia

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

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Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts! It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off! Voice only! Launching during Pride! Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chaz, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I've been so much that I Well hello and welcome to watch what crappings the podcast for all that crap we just love to talk about on you Oh, bruvs. I'm Ronnie Caram and that's been Madelker over there. Hi, Ben. Hey Ronnie, what's up? How you doing today, baby?

I am just great. Thank you for fresh from a lovely weekend of doing nothing. I hope you had a happy Easter Ronnie and everyone else out there who's celebrated. Oh my God, okay, so I went to brunch with my parents and my Mimaw, okay? So we went to take her to like a little Easter brunch because that poor thing, it's like getting out of the old folks home. I mean, I've never seen a woman giggle so much.

Every time she's asked, like, what's that? It's a billboard, Mimaw, okay? They've had them for years. So we take her out and I'm on a group text with my friends and someone said, he is risen. So I opened the text and of course it was a big hard penis painted like an egg. And my grandma's looking. And did she get go? She just looked at it and just kind of looked away.

I mean, I could see her erasing her brain, you know? Like I could see a squeegee going across her brain. More to find. Like send me back, send me back to the home. I remember my dearly departed grandma, Sylvia back in, I don't know, the late 90s. I was watching that movie chasing Amy. Remember that movie with Ben Affleck and Joey, Joey, whatever name was. So there is like a Joey not more. She's like Adam's or something of like Adams or

McAdams. Everybody was like, oh my god, bisexuality. What? Yeah, she was like a pioneer of like She was like a pioneer of like a manic pixie dream girl with like like squinty eyes. I'm like, what? That's crazy. You know, so she, that was like her the entire movie. Like, I feel like fun. I'm like, I'm fun. I do fun things. So but there's like one scene in that movie.

I don't remember the context. I think they're like comparing sexual things they did or whatever. It's like a really vulgar scene in terms of language. Where it's like, yeah, one time I was like, fucking a girl and then I had something going on in my ass and then I came on her face. It was like just like, it was like a really like obscene language scene.

I think it was actually famously obscene at that time. And I was like watching, and my grandma coming up the stairs and was like, so what are you watching? The scene is just like playing out like my pussy and a C word and mebbing it. And she just looks at me and she just like starts chuckling. And I was like, oh God, this is so awkward. Oh times how you've changed members went, remember when picture started moving? So speaking of moving pictures, we have some to discuss today.

We got real housewives of Atlanta and we've got Mary to medicine and I'm just going to say it, I'm going to need more from these shows. I really need more. I mean, we sort of said it last week. You definitely said it last week, but I need more. Atlanta should be done. I'm done. I mean, I enjoy that there was a fight.

That was fun, but it was a fight about Bolo again. And, you know, me, I actually love a storyline that lasts a long time. Most people are like, why are we talking about this again? I'm like, no, let's get into it. But this is going, this is like, it's a fight about nothing, and it's about Marla. I just Atlanta is it's past, it's due date. It needs to be done. And Maritum medicine honestly, I have the same problem with Maritum medicine every year, which is that it comes back and I'm happy and they're so funny on it, like, you know, heavenly with her shade and whatever Toya is doing. Like, I like all of them so much. And I think that there's so much sweetness to, like with Simone and her family. But at the same time, I also feel like every single year, it's like, oh, well, Scott and Contessa aren't really connecting.

And this is their second year of not really connecting, but it feels like these, these storylines of how old needs to go. Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, I can't. I need to go. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. And I think that Contessa has never really fit in with everybody. But she's like kind of a one-season housewife in my mind. And they've just keep her on forever. It's like you guys have the audition. The audition didn't work.

Say goodbye now. Okay. I cannot watch Contessa and Scott hate each other anymore. Like I don't care about either one of them. Okay, get them out, get them off the TV. I'm just kind of like over watching multiple season arcs about strained relationships. I mean, look how long it took for a quad

and Dr. Gregory to finally call it quit. That took like four seasons I felt like. You know, it's just always the same thing. It's always, it's always strained relationship. And what are we gonna do to get you back together? Let's go off to, let. It's always a strange relationship. What are we going to do to get you back together? Let's go off to a beach resort, and we're going to have this weird Dr. Simone group therapy. It's always the same.

I know it's real. I know a lot of people love the show because it actually feels the most real. I'm at a point where I feel like the show is, it's fun to maybe just watch, but to recap it, it's really hard. It's really hard. It's like, oh, here it is. Like, everything, it's just another scene. And on top of that, the show has become this show

where something happens, and then we spend a minute or two minutes with everyone talking about what they were doing that situation. It's like, oh, Damon took out the dishes. And then it's like, let's go see what Simone and Cecil, let's see, there's like, oh, Cecil does the dishes in my household. I was like, oh, I don't, I tried to do the dishes,

but she's always telling me how. And then we go to Jackie and she's like, I don't like to do dishes. I have paper plates. And then we go to Toya and she goes, I just bought 10 dishes. You know, it's like, everyone has to weigh in on every little minute detail. And I think that's like, I'm using to watch,

but man, when you're sitting there, trying to recap, I'm at my wit's end. Yeah, well, married to medicine, I'm not quite there yet, just because I laugh so hard at heavenly, mostly heavenly, honestly. I mean, she cracks me up the whole time. Real housewives of Atlanta, yeah, I'm at that point

with that. Bring back Carlos King. If you're not gonna bring back Carlos King, stop wasting my time, because this is a waste of my time. And this is like a really bad bachelor at party where the only good thing is a stripper. And then what about the food sucks?

Like there's no good food, there's no good music, there's fluorescent lighting everywhere. Like the rest of the party sucks, but they want to sail on because they got a decent stripper, okay? It's gonna take more than a big dick to keep me into this season, okay? Game-bending people.

And I think that what you're saying, I guess maybe to sort of like crystallize my thoughts a little bit more is that Heavenly is super funny, Toya is funny. When Mariah was on, Mariah was awful, but she was also really funny. And a lot of the Simone's, like they love them are really funny,

but as a recapper, it's hard to sit there and be like, and then heavily said this, and that was really funny. Like, it's the reason why we don't recap sitcoms, right? Or comedies, because it's kind of hard to, it's kind of hard to like to find the comedy, if the comedy's already been presented for you and be like,

like, oh, so heavily said that and that was such a funny moment. And we can, like we say it, we have to, we do have to acknowledge when things are funny, right? But like, it's just, it's hard. And but I also think that, I think that these shows are, I think we're not, I think we're not totally alone in being a little bit over these shows. I mean, I, I, I'll'll just say it like our numbers with these shows are definitely lower.

You know, I think that people are just kind of like not interested as interested as they were maybe especially at Lanta earlier in the season, you know? Well, I think at Lanta people weren't interested earlier in the season. It was getting like record low ratings. It's not till the below thing happened. Below thing was huge.

And now they're trying, yeah, and that was a great episode. Great episode. It gave a great energy. And then the next two episodes or so were really fun. And it was like, okay, Atlanta found its life again. Yeah, but you know, that's what I'm saying. You can't just coast on the stripper. And that's kind of what they're doing.

I think it's been, it's been a rough time for Real Housewives of Atlanta because speaking of coasting, they have been able to coast because they've had the highest ratings by far of any show on Bravo for years and years, deservedly so. I mean, it's been a really excellent show from most of that time. And you know, when things went off the rails with it, they just kind of didn't do anything to fix it. They were like, well, the cares were still the highest rated show. And now they're not. And so, yeah. And now you have to do something. We love this like we love these shows. Like it's really

rare that you're going to catch us just sitting here bitching about how much we don't like show some problem. We love here. We say it because we fix it. But yeah, I mean, and on top of that, it's like, yeah, the ratings for Atlanta have are down a lot and And Neenie's out there taking credit for it. It's not because of you Neenie. Oh, no, it's not with you too This is not a new phenomenon for Atlanta. It's like for yeah at least three years and most of it's because of you It's like everyone got so scared to do anything because you were so rude Mm-hmm You were so and you suck so much air out of the room, you know, you were part of the,

part of what needed to be fixed a while back, you know, so don't take any credit. You're not getting any credit for me, lady. You're not. You're not. I don't know what needs to be fixed. I agree. I think showrunner, if it's not Carlos King, that's someone who's like really good because honestly, I look at, um, you know, some of these other shows, some of these other shows are like really entertaining to me and they have no, they have no right to

be as entertaining to me, but I think it's because they've got good show runners. So, I don't know, that was my little great. And I don't want, and by the way, I also, and this is really important to me, and I think it's important to you too. We're not trying to yuck on anyone's yum. We're not trying to be like, uh, because that sucks. Like if you love this show, if it's like so entertaining to you and you're loving both these shows, I think that's great. Like more power to you. I'm not, I've been in that situation

where I love something and everyone hates it, and then I like feel like shit, you know? I'm not really trying to do that. It's more just like venting about like, it's just, it's just hard. It's hard on a weekend though. It just hard. It's hard on a weekend. It's hard. When you have to tune in on when you have to show up on Monday and it's like, oh,

you got to like squeeze water out of this rock, you know, it's hard. It's hard. But I mean, I will say thank God for you, Ronnie, because if it weren't for you, I mean, like at least we, you know, I do have fun squeezing that water out the rock with you, Ronnie, because if it weren't for you, I mean, at least we, I do have fun squeezing out what out of the rock with you. And we, and even a bad day at this job is still a good day. We're really lucky that this is what we get to do. So yeah, I mean, I feel the same way. Like we always still, we always still have fun doing it,

but yeah, I see what you mean. It gets frustrating when it's, you know, it's one episode that literally nothing happens except fighting about Bola some more. And then Mary to medicine is mostly just watching Michael go away and then figuring out why Jacky and Simone are still mad at each other. Which it was a lot of Michael going away. It's a lot of Michael.

Oh, like, hey, it here comes cousin, here comes cousin Verna, who we've never met before, but let's hang out with her for five minutes while she hugs Michael say goodbye Hey, remember that time where Michael was young and That's something at the table. Let's talk about oh, I Wonder if Michael's gonna check sending girls. How's Michael gonna do? I what hey is Michael driving too fast? Yeah, well, I don't want anybody to tell me that God doesn't watch reality TV You know because whenever somebody prays and they're like, dear Jesus, it's like God is not watching survivor. Well, I've never really believed that. I believe that God is watching. Okay.

And I can tell because he sent a tropical storm over to Atlanta. He was like, just not up already. Well, that never was right. I found it. I want to just clean the season to swipe it. Yeah, and he didn't even say here's the thing though. He doesn't even send a cool Cool hurricane. He sends hurricane Zeta, which unless that's like a big reference to Catherine Zeta Jones Which I don't believe it is. It's like wow you had one of the alphabetized ones where they ran out of names They just had to start using like Greek letters. I'd like to believe it was Catherine Sada Jones. I mean, if you want to talk about a lukewarm storm, it's her. Okay. That hurricane just like that hurricane actually went through several lasers to get to New

Orleans. It's a very slinky hurricane. It has arrived that it's seen. It's like, and all that jazz. It's like, does that hurricane have a bob? I wish. Oh my God. Yeah, that Catherine Zeta Jones,

I like the Chicago Catherine Zeta Jones. I mean, I don't like really hate any Catherine Zeta Jones, but I really love any Catherine Zeta Jones either, which I guess is my point now. I agree. Well, that's like a lukewarm storm. Do you do? She needs to,

she should have like, she didn't really do, she hasn't, I feel like Michael Douglas kind of took Catherine Zeta Jones away from us. Like this was, like Chicago was the launch path for her to start really developing as a gay icon. And she did some sort of like forgettable stuff with like George Clooney and things like that. But she's really been MIA. And at this point, I mean, it's Michael Douglas. I blame you you It's like every time she gets a leg up in the world. He's like my throat hurts. It's like okay Michael Douglas okay We know that you have like throat herpes or whatever the hell you got no one cares

Okay, I ain't judging but get a nurse. You're rich enough for a nurse Okay, let Catherine live, but then she does do things. I'm like please shut up Catherine Say they do I still do she did a little night music somewhere. And I was looking for a kind of so gay, really. I'm really gay. So I was looking for a recording of it for whatever reason. Just seeing and crying too. And the only one I could find was her.

Okay, and this is how she does it. She's like, send down the clothes. She shut up Catherine Zay say the Jones, okay? Get off of my little night music. Remember that moment in 2001 where you had to wrap your head around the idea that she was British or as she was Welsh? Because my first exposure to her was in the Zora movie, so I thought she was Latina. And so I really had a hard time.

I was like, wait, she's a Welsh and I really like I It took me like it took me a moment to process that and I think by the time I finally Accepted that um, she was off with Michael Douglas and getting ruined Yeah, ruined um, so tropical storm Catherine Zadob How did you do the job? Norelands and We've got a really fun time and you know that we've got a fun time ahead of us because Drew's just going around going

Is the fun? It's fun right best trip on our way Look at me. I'm in the kitchen. I can't change. Oh my god. I love you so much I was like this is not a good sign that the show opens up with both a hurricane and Drew racing into a fast casual restaurant Yeah, so, um, to the girls, this is so rude, but the girls are all getting into a bus. And of course, candy's like, oh, hey, Marlo, I forgot you weren't at the twerking thing. I was like, yeah, that's part of the problem.

Okay, put that on the season notes. That they forgot, like they even forgot parts from their own story. part of the problem, okay? Put that on the season notes. That they forgot, like they even forgot parts from their own story. Yeah, it was five minutes ago, okay? In Atlanta time. Yeah. Yeah. So they're like talking and into bus and there's a discussion about how Porsche and Marlo have like mended things because they had that that conversation with the bad audio last episode. And so they all arrive at this restaurant and they go into the kitchen and there's going to be a big, there's a big surprise, but of course, we already know from the

previews. It's big free. Uh, big free is there. Yeah, even big free to couldn't deal with them. Big free does seem like very bored. Big free was even bored. They start to see enough like they do in every scene now in Atlanta where it's like, Oh my god, it's candy. Hi, candy.

Hugs to candy. Oh my god. It's Cynthia. Hi, Cynthia. Yeah, we get really later in the episode. We really get, I think probably the, probably the worst example of that since Beverly Hills went to South of France and they all spent

like 15 minutes watching them walk down the staircase of the chateau. Hi! We have that at Blaze Restaurant later. Looking forward to recapping that part. So I think Frida is, Big Frida is gonna be giving a cooking lesson to everybody and they're gonna make booty pop and potatoes. You know, which has to start with the twerking lesson as well.

Did you mean to twerk in your potatoes? Oh, and everyone's super excited to see her and they're basically just cook, yeah? Yeah, they cook. And then Candy and Marlow are talking about the conversation that Marlow had with Porsche and Kenya's there too. And Marlow is saying that how, the outcome of it was that Porsche just wants Marlow to take baby steps with Kenya,

which of course, annoys Kenya as it should honestly, if like that's, I mean, Porsche may not be wrong, but it is still kind of obnoxious to bring that up in front of Kenya. And Marlowe bring that up in front of Kenya. Like she didn't have to bring that up in front of Kenya. And she does it because she knows it's going to cause some issues. Yeah, she's just trying to stir. And so she's like, yeah, you know, she's still upset about South Carolina and so I said we're gonna set the record straight

Did you sleep with Bolo and she said no? So I'm telling you right now she said no and Kenya says well That's a lie like we all know that's a lie and so now Marlo gets herself worked up because she doesn't like being lied to you So well, and that's the whole thing to her. Yes, that the whole reason why she, that's when I realized, oh, the reason why you had that conversation last week, while you asked her that, is so that way you could set it up, so that way now you could position yourself as the victim, because you don't believe Porsche is telling the truth.

And you're gonna, this way it's sort of like on the record, that Porsche directly lied to you when asked Point blank. And now you can play the role of the good friend saying, Oh, well, she told me they didn't. So they didn't, you know, and then she can like pretend to be convinced by Kenya. And now, and now she can be like, Oh, are you loud? Yes. And also Marlo, lying about who you're fucking, like you're still the one who won't tell us who your big papa is. After all of these years, we still don't know who buys you all of that and who buys you your home and all of this stuff. So please, Marlo. Please Marlo. So can't be this way.

We have this in Marlo's house in like six years. We actually did. We saw it last season or at this season. Maybe it was this season. We saw it. saw there was like a real there was that closet. Yeah, that was last year. Anyway, continue. Um, so Kenya says, I'm not going to be made at failing because I spoke the truth. You know, more of the same basically. So Marlo is just determined to be mad now at Porsche for lying to her. So they sit down to dinner. And I was expecting like a really smart-ass blessing because it's like a drag queen cooking class, you know? So I was expecting like a super bitchy prayer, but it was like a really sweet prayer. And by free.

I was expecting more, I thought Frito would be more entertained by what was going on. And I thought Frito was gonna, entertained by what was going on and I thought Frito was going to be a bigger personality at the table. I mean, she's just like a big sweetheart basically. She's like, hi. She's a really sweet good person. Anybody have anything they'd like to talk about? I mean, I feel like any gay at a housewives dinner

would be like, oh my God, hi. Yeah, I mean, I just, I just tell me about the hot dog king. Oh my God, does anybody still speak with Neemie? What about Vagress? She kicked out of everybody's real life or just a TV show, tell me everything. Yeah, I mean, I just sort of assume the rule is that, like if you're at a table and you have a,

if there's like a drag queen at a table and you have a if there's like a drag queen at a table and they're the only drag queen, they're probably just going to be doing whatever to be the center of attention at that moment, right? And so like I just sort of assume it would now be like, okay, big free does holding court and and going to be cracking jokes left and right and they're all going to be just sort of like, you know, laughing and tittering and whatever. But no big fear was like, like very, yeah. And I'm gorgeous and cook well. So what do you like? I don't like confrontation. I was like, oh, okay. Because it's just cricket. They literally play this out of crickets because nobody's speaking for the first five or 10 minutes. And so Marlo decides to, you know, and handing it to Marlo.

At least she's making an effort, right? That's all I was going to say. Let's not, let's not, like, let's not bash the show for having nothing going on and then bash Marlo because Marlo, Marlo, I actually believe Marlo and Kenya are trying their dandas, whether or not they're being effective, you effective, I don't know if they're being good at it, but they are trying. Right. So she tries this thing where she's like,

okay, I have a question for you, Big Frida. I'm asking you this as a friend. Like, okay, Marlow, your friends with someone who you love and admired you've been through a lot. And there have been, then there's this other girl, and there's rocky years you had, and you didn't like things about her, you just wanted through a lot. And there have been, then there's this other girl and there's rocky years you had,

and you didn't like things about her, you just wanted to kill her. But then she comes and tells you something about the other friend. And then you say, is that true to that friend? But then that true friend says it's not true. But then one friend is lying about the other friend, and then another friend is lying about another friend.

So what, what was I talking about? Yeah, Big Freed is like, I don't like confrontation. Just ends it like they were like, I don't know. I'm going back to eating. Big Freed is like. I'm nervous, I'm on camera. Yeah, she's like, I like potatoes. I do not like confrontation.

Any more questions? She's like, I'm only engaging with full on cast members, not friends of of thank you. So basically Marlo tries to keep going, right? But you know, I really like them both and they treat me right. But this person is stuck between two friends, whatever. So Portia's like, okay, well, obviously you're talking about me. So yeah, you have to say something, you know, and she's like, well, I'm not trying to throw you under the bus. She's like, just say it. Just say whatever you want.

Yeah, exactly. And now Marlow is, she's trying to have positioned herself as the victim here saying she just had all these draining conversations, et cetera. And, you know, people keep asking her about Porsche. And then Kenya starts getting on the defenseman. And she, Kenya says, well, I never accused anyone of anything, which is like you literally created a new, like, lawn order division devoted to Bolo. Yes. Um, and she's like, you know what?

If you're gonna tell the truth, tell the whole truth, I mean, why are you dragging big free to into this? You've upset big free to look at her. Look at her. Look at her. She's like, you know what, if you're gonna tell the truth, tell the whole truth, why are you dragging Big Freeda into this? You've upset Big Freeda. Look at her, look at her. She's crying, she's crying, she's coming away. Oh no, Big Freeda. So I'm telling the truth, which by the way,

I mean, can you hear her noises? She, okay. I believe that Porsche had sex with Bolo. I do believe it. I think it's within her right. I say more power to you. I'm proud of her. I want her to have more sex with Bolo.

I think that Kenya made, she came downstairs and she heard sound. She probably heard Porsche. I do believe that too. And I believe Kenya heard something. I'm not even a bother sitting who cares because that's the obvious. But the point is this, I may believe this, and Kenya may have heard things,

but Kenya, when she says she knows the truth, she actually doesn't know the truth, because she only heard things, and that's actually not enough. That's not enough. So she has to just kind of like, like, girl, we know, like, listen, Kenya, we're all kind of agreeing with you in a weird way. Like, we all kind of know you're right. So just like chill out because you're pushing people off. Yeah. Yeah, you're being like some puritanical weirdo. So Portia's like, I have nothing more to say.

And Marlowe's like, well, you motherfuckers talk about each other when I'm out there. And then Portia starts her like side fight of like how you're talking to me. She's like, I am not a motherfucker. How dare you call me a motherfucker. And she's like, you know what? I'm gonna do you then. Good night with your big asses. Good night,

fakies. Bye. And so she gets up and storms out of the room. And then like immediately comes back into the room, storming around the, you know, I was going to. Yeah. No, it's very hard to know the difference between a front, a glassy front door and a kitchen door, you know, it's very difficult I'm I'm not just gonna exit through the kitchen it reminded me when I remember one time when I was a kid I got so mad at my brother We're having a fight and I was in his room and I was like why you and I like I'm rather like went out of the room And I went to slam the door, but I did it wrong and the door closed very very softly

And so then I like went back and I said I mean and then I did it again and the door closed very, very softly. And so then I went back and I said, I mean, and then I did it again. But so it would be a little harder than everyone laughed at me. It was like that. It was like me doing a retake. Like, let me do that again.

Take two from the top, Ben having a tantrum. So Marla comes on the right door to find the right door. And she's like, oh, I'm going out another door then. You did not back with me. Ah! You don't fuck with yourself then. And Big Freed has just's like, oh, I'm going out another door then. You did not back with me. Ah, you don't fuck with yourself then. And big free does just like, I'm very, very lost. It's like, what show did you think you were coming on big free?

Yeah. I know big free does like, let me show you how to make a proper exit. You go into the kitchen and if you go into the kitchen, you just stay in the kitchen until everyone goes away. And Cynthia's like, what happened? What happened? I love how Cynthia has no idea what's going on this entire time. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial.

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So then they, so outside, Drew goes up to Marlow and is just trying to explain how Porsche feels hurt and inside Porsche is telling Cynthia that, you know, which is true, that Marlow's goal was just to get like a little nugget of information so that way she could place herself in between the two women and use it for attention. Right.

So, Drew's like, come back inside and Marl is like, no, you are not the winner. Someone is a liar at that table. It's like the last supper. What's that that was cute for Easter? Oh. And then basically, that's it, right? So, Drew's apologizing to Big Freeda and Big Freeda really does seem upset, which is hilarious.

Like, again. At first I was like, you're being way, like I'm, at first I was like, you guys, like, Big Freeda probably loves this. She's probably gonna tell all her friends, but then when Drew went back there, Big Freeda did, it was like wiping things down, like, I tried my best.

Like, you get to, like, she just sort of had this look like, this is what happens when you make yourself vulnerable like mom after a family fight Like I'll just be in here cleaning up after the dinner. I Know big freedom was really up to I know I had and rightfully so I mean I wonder if that rest of big freedom owned that restaurant and maybe big freedom was upset because it was A botched branding opportunity, you know like I noticed that on Atlanta, there's a lot of, or action all the housewives, there's always a lot of discussion about this was my brand, this was supposed to be

like not in my restaurant. So, it just- Well, she kind of shuts had everywhere, which says like cooking with Diva. So, or cooking with the queen or something. So, I think it's like her cooking class or whatever. So then, Kenya, back at the table, Kenya's like, well, Marlow is upset because she feels that portion,

her were real friends and portion's like, do not say my name, do not say my name, do not say my name, don't say my name. Then it's just a typical fight where portion just keeps screaming, don't say my name and Kenya's screaming. I can say your name, I can say your name. I can say your name. Yeah, and then and then Porsche's like keep my name out of your life. Keep my name out of my name.

Porsche Porsche Porsche. So they they do this for a very long time and then So they they do this for a very long time and then candy Candy's basically like listen I'm gonna keep it out of hundred at the end of the day What difference does it make if somebody decided to fuck a stripper? Even if they did like she's like and then and then candy's like well even if they did, like, she's like, and then Kenya's like, well, even if they did, let's not lie. She's like, no, like what difference would it make? And then Kenya starts doing this thing, like it's not gonna make any difference to my life.

It's like, Kenya, you can. I think that what happened was that Kenya, Kenya thought this was like a funny thing that they were all gonna pile onto at the house and be joking about, and no one co-signed her And she didn't want to back off of it And now she has been pulled into this stupid ass Controversy that she cannot get out of and she's just looking for a way to get out of it now

So she's like you fucked Bolo and Portia goes oh, yeah, I did I thought Bolo and the man who made the pig I just fuck everybody. I guess you do and she says yeah, and it was so good Yeah, I heard it sounded good. You got it wide open. That's how about your pussy is God, okay, so then they keep doing this back and forth and Portia's like Portia goes for what now what bitch and she's like yeah, call me that name bitch bitch bitch, oh you're definitely bitch bitch bitch bitch She's like, yeah, call me that name. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. Oh, you're definitely a bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. I'm talking about you can't hurt me because I'd have to have respect for me. You have no power over me, David Bowie. I was like, okay, let's come out of Laverna.

We're back in Laverna again. Right. But then confronting it and Porsche just being like, okay, so what if I did? Who cares? Like everybody just saying Kenya who cares? So then Kenya turns it and she's like, well, it's not a matter if you fucked him or not which they did, but you know, it's now how everybody else has to deal with it in our own interpersonal relationships.

What the fuck does that even mean? Okay, literally no one has to deal with it. Ah, so frustrating. So then later on, Candy and Marlo have a one-on-one. And Marlo's like, I can't be friends with the liar. Yeah. And yeah, because Candy is like, I can't be friends with the liar. Yeah. And yeah, because Candy is like, I don't want to have, I don't want to react. I just want to like, she, she senses that something deeper is, is going on. So Candy is like, she's like, well, listen,

she gave you an answer, but it was not the answer that you wanted to hear, you know? And then Marlowe's like, no, they gave me different liars. So like, where do I go from here? Like, what do I do? You know, um, and Candy is like, well, they gave me different liars. So like, where do I go from here? Like, what do I do, you know? And Candy is like, well, it's not your business. It wasn't your pussy. Yeah. So more weatherman. The weatherman really gets a lot of screen time today

because of Hurricane still. Hurricane Catherine said it Jones. So then Latoya goes to Kenya's room and Kenya is steaming a shirt while she's wearing it with an iron, which is terrifying. And I have no silicone on me. But I still wouldn't do that. That is scary.

Protect your investment. Yeah. I was like, this is, I was like, wait a second. It was so quick. And I was like, wait a second. Is Kenya doing what I think she's, is she ironing her chest right now. Wow. So and there's more ala rooker talking about Catherine Zeta Jones coming to Nola and and Latoya is in Kenya's room and she's like, you all drain me. I'm like, no Latoya, you drain us. You drain America. Please stop,

stop. I can't deal with Latoya. I'm top of everything else. So basically the big news is that Portia laughed. She laughed and Drew comes to Cynthia's room to tell her that Portia... And by the way, let me tell you something. Portia leaving, this is a prime example of why this show is not working because why did it, yes, she may be annoyed by what's going on and maybe what she left because of a hurricane, maybe.

But to me, that is an example of someone who's like, I don't, they are saying shit I don't wanna deal with. I'm just gonna leave, I'm gonna leave in the middle of the night, and cause I can do that, cause I'm a star of the show, and what are they gonna do? Fire me. And that's actually like, that contributes to when I feel like a show is not working is when a star can just call the shots like that.

And you know, like she should have been there and like mix it up. Like she should have just been had to do scenes, you know, like everyone else. You look again, you look at some other shows and they are just like, they are just forced to do scenes with each other. You got to work. You got to show up, you know. I mean, listen, if my job was to just walk in a room and say, can't just an asshole, I'd be thrilled.

And guess what, I am. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you look at New Jersey, you look at New York, you look at Potomac, you look at Even Dallas. They're pretty good at just being there. Even when they fake try to leave, like, the win. The win just goes like nearby and then she comes back. She goes to a hotel room, you know?

New Jersey, you know, Jackie did not go on some trips, you know? But admittedly, she was also happy to get emotional breakdown, probably. And also not invited, right? Because wasn't one of them where she couldn't come because it was a couples trip or something. Oh, no, no, no I'm thinking Mary to medicine and she did go on that trip. Oh, you're talking about Jackie from New Jersey. Yeah Yeah, I'm just saying I think that like when when when you see these things happening that someone just is like gonna up and leave

That's like fun for a trailer But it actually indicates that I think a deeper issue going on with the cast and it to me it says that people are deciding what they want to show and what they don't want to show. And when that starts to happen, we don't really get like the same authentic shit. Like when they were all in South Carolina together and they were all partying, they were being really real at that moment and they were having fun. And that's why it was so compelling because we were all watching, and we're watching just like this amazing crazy best threat night and we all loved it because it was like a bunch of women being

themselves having fun and it reminds us all of times when we've done things like that, you know, like fucking Bolo in the middle of the night, right? Hell yeah, never forget. So, uh, right? Hell yeah, never forget. So basically what happens next is the electricity goes out because the storm is going crazy and you think oh my god it's going to be this wacky real house lives of Atlanta in the dark. Put us out, they just go home. I'm like well this trip sucks. But it is actually more in the dark than you'd expect. I was like, oh, we're just like watching darkness right now and subtitles of people being like, ah, I can't find my thing. And no one puts on their flashlight on their cell phone. They're just like stumbling around in the dark. It's like, this is what a blackout is like. It's like, we're just watching the darkness

hotel. So we go back to the drama and we get a nice scene with Drew and Ralph and their terrible scary marriage. Ralph just being like, I like the hot tub. Yeah, he's still on his, like I'm the world's best husband. I just want to say also, I want to give a shout out to Morgan Chesky, who is a reporter from the NBC Universal World of News. And he just is a really hot guy who came on to be like, oh, this is the worst hurricane, this late in the season. And I'm hot.

Thank you, everyone. So I just want to just like, he is hot. He's like legit hot and not just news hot. Because you know how there's news hot. Yes. You're kind of like a menswear house kind of hot, but just news hot because you know how there's news hot. Yes. You're kind of like a menswear house kind of hot but not real hot. This guy is like legit real hot. Although he does have news teeth which make me crazy, which is where they're so bleached that they're like Ross from friends where they're just like fluorescent teeth. But yeah, he's hot. I would love I would love it if

he I would love if some of his backstory was that he worked at Channel 4 in New York and had to work with Sue Simmons back in the day and that she like Really tried to seduce him and and that's like part of his story. I just who Simmons I don't know to those who know who Sue Simmons his You'll understand everyone else it doesn't make sense But for those who want to know about Su Simmons is, you'll understand. Everyone else, it doesn't make sense. But for those who want to know about Su Simmons, she was on NBC4 for a really long time. And famously, during one of like the the teases about like coming up at 11, you know, this story, this story, something happened

and live on the air. You just hear her go, what the fuck is this about? And that's you Simmons, icon. So then we go over to the envy movie set with Candy getting advice on acting from Clifton Powell. And he's like, know your lines. And remember where you're supposed to be standing because they do move the cameras. And she's like, oh. Yeah. where you're supposed to be standing because they do move the cameras. And she's like, oh. Yeah, he acts as if they are rebooting Howard's end.

He's like, you know, it's all about focus and study and discipline and consistency. And you have to get your lines right. You know, these are those moments. I'm like, okay, Anthony Hopkins relax. So then we go over to Kenya. So now Biden is winning, right? See election.

Yeah, because all of a sudden they decided to like, like address the election on their show. Yeah, I don't know where. So now everybody's cheering that Biden won. And Kenya is super excited. And then Portia goes over to Cynthia's house to do some Instagram ads for Black owned businesses, which is just funny because A, they can't

seem to do it, which is hilarious. And B, because they played. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, which I, I am going to put in a request that, that song plays during Gen Shaws trial. Like, anytime someone walks in, you know, to the courtroom. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just hope the entire SLC score plays because they have some real, they have some real winners on that show and they mostly sound like this. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, which is very LA, but also very Todd, very

Todd. I don't think we really talked about the fact that when we went to OLG, that restaurant is on a road that you can't stop on that road. It's not a highway, but it is not a highway. It's the frontage road of a highway, right? Isn't it like the highway? And then there's an exit and you come off the exit and then it's right there. So you have to kind of keep going around the block. It's like when you get out of your Uber,

you feel like you have 10 seconds before you get right over. You push the bend out of the car. Yeah, he's like, it's driving up and you open the door and you just take Ben's seat belt off and just push his ass out onto the side one. So this one blaze this steakhouse. There's a big old Mustang out front and I believe that Todd rented it and had it put out front to make it seem cool. Like please tell me I'm wrong because you know that that's like a top thing. He's like, here's what we got to do, babe.

Oh, yeah, we got to get a, we got a Mustang. We put it out front because this is that sort of place. It's cool like that, you know, yeah. And then we get the parade of very slow arrivals. Okay. Drew and her guy come in and he's like, I'm the best houseman in the world. And then Cynthia arrives and she's just in like a, you know, simple, pretty black dress just coming into the restaurant, but it's like Walk

And everyone's admiring this restaurant and you know, it's so the place is kind of cheesy at one point I also want to mention that there's sort of it's it's not like an restaurant opening It's just a tasting so there's still some things being set up and we see there's this one guy who works there who's like gingerly lighting the outdoor fireplace says because they're like truly like the namesake, they are ablaze. So he's like underneath it and he's like being very careful and then all of a sudden Todd takes the lighter

and he's like, he's like, hey babe, we're gonna like this on fire. He just like puts his entire hand into this thing. He likes it. It's like it blows up. He's like, oh my knuckle hair. I'm like Todd, this is what you get for trying to be like the cool guy, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was no need for him to like that, that fire. But he decided that he wanted to do it because he wanted a basically floss for the cameras and for everyone there. He'd be like, look at me, look at all the stuff I do.

I know how to live fire. I'm like, do you not see the guy who is treating this fire pit with utmost respect? It's just such a top thing. And it's probably going through all the fire training. You know, they're like, this is a special fire guy. So I was like, the cameras are here, I'll do it. Oh!

Yeah. Because he's that kind of boss who does that shit. Because we all have had a boss where it's like, you he's that kind of boss who does that shit, because we all have had a boss, where it's like, you have something that you do, and you have a way of doing it, and it's very careful and thought out, and it's like, and it's had to be that way, because you've been told to be that way,

but then the moment there's someone of prestige coming by, the boss comes in and tries to do it themselves, and they fuck it up. We've all had a boss like that. Yeah, so then everybody enters one by one to this. We get that whole 10 minutes, the 10 minute, hello of the cast. Truly. For 10 minutes. Yes. And basically Marlow and Kenya come in. And Marlow is just being nice to everybody. She's like, Oh, you can hate me.

Oh, you want to me about. She's like, oh, you can hate me all you want to me about, oh, hi, hi, anyway, she's me. And then Portia ends the episode by saying, you want to act like you didn't call me a Samuel L. Jackson motherfucker? Get out of the face. Yeah, and then it goes to be continued. I'm like, I don't think this is a cliffhanger.

Like, this to be continued. This is not like, ooh, what are they gonna say to each other? And I was like sitting there with fingers crossed, like he say next week on the season finale, but it was like no, next week, I don't even remember. But I was like, this is this is the reunion, right? Because I've seen everybody's reunion looks are never being posted all over. So that usually means six weeks left. And I'm worried about the good news. We have too many shows to be watching right now on Bravo. We are over our limit. So that's a good news.

Yeah. You know, I have to say also like, I'm worried about this reunion that they're going to be scraping for content because, um, like, I love Shamiya. I think Shamiya is wonderful and she's like a ray of sunlight. And she's at the reunion. And I'm like, why is Shemia at the reunion? Is it because I'm assuming that Tania is not going to be there so maybe they're going to try to get some scoop from Shemia, but this doesn't make sense unless there's like a

major Shemia incident in the next few episodes, but like the fact that they have Shemia there makes me feel like they're going to be trying to like really draw out this reunion to like it'll definitely be three episodes and God help us if they try to bring it to four. Yeah. All right. Well, let's move over to Mary to medicine, shall we? Let's do that. And you know, before we do, I forgot to announce something.

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cause there's like 500 people on there with the hashtag now It's so cool. So crazy. Isn't that crazy? It's so fun like you go on and it'll be like people from watch like with watch or crap And tag or are exercising right now and it's just like really cool It's it's cooler than I would have thought. It's like a nice sense of community so on a bike So join for that Peloton ride. And you can see me like have terrible numbers on the leaderboard. All right. So marriage and medicine, Michael is still going to college. Basic Michael is going to college. You still going to fucking college. And it's amazing how fast they grow up because we see clips of him

when he was just a little kid, which we've been watching on this show, you know, but that he's stayed going to college for 20 years. Yeah. He grew up so fast, but he's been going to college for 20 years. So yeah, they did it. Good job. He is like, he represents a warping of the space time continuum. I wish Einstein were still alive to study him. So, we have Simone. It's Simone's on the phone talking to Toya. I'm talking about how Toya stormed off from Heavenly's, like, tennis thing and Toya's just talking about how she's just like, she just doesn't want to be around fake friends.

And so, you know, and since Ujinn's going to be off this weekend, she's inviting everyone that she knows I would want to turn up to come to a replace. And that includes both Kari from season one and... They still together, by the way. Do we know? Did they... I assume so. Just because I haven't read a lot of terrible things on the internet about it.

But yeah, I think Toya's basically trying to do her own recast, which happens sometimes. It just, I'm at least the cast I want. It's not a bad recast. It's not a bad idea. I'm like, I'm not opposed. Like I was actually kind of disturbed that I was not upset at seeing Lisa Nicole

come back onto the show. I know I love me, Carrie. I love Carrie because she's so ridiculous. And Lisa Nicole still mad too, which I love, you know, I love when people just never let things go. I love a grudge holder. Yeah, she's so awful. So then we see Anila with her mom because her mom's finally leaving and she's talking

the mom goodbye and Anila's husband Cure and is like, okay, let's go, let's go, let's go, bye, bye, bye, goodbye. Then we get Toya and her house while Ujina's cooking and, you know, Durya has to remind us that she's super rich by having to call her children in their own house because her house is so big. She says rash. So she does that. And then Simone Cecil arrives. So we start this, get this pool party going.

They arrive with the pizza and she's like, why did you bring food? He's grilling and he's like, Eugene told me to bring the pizza. She's like, he's not eating pizza. She not letting me pizza. Yeah, I'm surprised with Toyo would say this, given that they're like famously had like a giant candy bowl on their counter for like five seasons. So, Kerry shows up and she is wearing a British flag,

a union Jack bikini. She's like, hello, I'm Kerry, I'm back here. I have struggled with my bikini for 20 years and it was only because of Duncan. We helped me get this. Don't understand unless you are the wife of a doctor. If you're not the wife of a doctor, you can't go around and looking at text messages

and saying that someone is so unclassy. You don't understand that. And Lisa Nicole really hasn't missed a beat. Tori is like, wow, look at you. You're showing up without a cover up, even. She's, don't forget, I have to go to the charity fundraiser that I was hosting for. Dot, dot, dot. It's like, okay, at least in a, at least in a cool still playing the same game, you know, not that charity is a game, but the way at least in a cool plays it.

Yeah, and you can tell she's wearing, you can tell she's wearing an original lease in a cool creation because it just sort of looked like she went running through someone's backyard and just got caught up in like laundry and clotheslines, you know? Just like lots of flappy things. So yeah, so they're walking around and carries like toyah. This is stunning and lease like.

I just heard flashbacks of dot, da, da, da. She's like the queen of da, da, da, da, ding, you know. And so we get to see that famous fight from season one, uh, which, it's been a while since we went to that fight and it's always, I'm always happy to see it. Yeah, they've missed the best part though because this is the part where, uh, joya and Mariah are beating each other with purses. I'm following each other's hair by the pool. The best part was when they cut to Miss Lucy

and she's like, good, get her. Yeah. Oh, wow. Miss Lucy, you're still in our hearts, okay? And so then we see them hanging out basically and Anila meets Lisa Nicole and Simone's like, Lisa used to hang out with us, but she left us. And Torey's like she didn't leave us.

Some people chased her out and then we see clips of everybody being so mean to poor Lisa Nicole. Who never did anything to anybody. Oh gosh. Remember, Lisa Nicole's first season. I was like, why is this woman on the show? She does nothing. And then the next season, I was like, why is this woman on the show? She does nothing and then the next season I was like, why is this woman on the show? She's awful. So now they're all in the pool and they're hang out and Lisa's like, every time I see Toya, she's finishing her tennis class.

And then Toya's like, yeah, why don't we do that in luck at and and cares like because I suck at tennis or I have struggled with tennis balls for the past 20 years of my life And if it weren't for Duncan showing me that tennis balls are not bullets I Probably still be afraid to play tennis. I Only like the slutty skirt part of tennis and Torey's like well some girls don't even wear panties under there. And some ones like wear panties under your tennis skirts. So so now Simone is trying to get her groove back. We're trying to be more sexual with you. So now that Michael is heading off to college. Um, so you know, getting your groove back, which is also an ongoing thing. It's like every season, someone's

got to get their groove back. We always have to watch the grooves getting back. Oh my God, I was so glad when my groove laughed, honestly. I just sat down like, can I? Don't we want to buff out grooves? Isn't that like the whole point? Like, don't we like smooth surfaces? My groove went down when Netflix started showing way, like over the limit of original programming.

So it's really, it was perfect timing, guess what I'm saying. So thanks Netflix. So Simone is, you know, Simone's very sexual. I mean, not Simone. Toya. She's like, I've literally had a dream about beads to bowed. I have it at three so guys. She had her legs in the air.

And she was being flipped locked around. And she's back, it just keeps cutting to see soul hanging out with Eugene while he grills. And they're like, wow, you're really grilling a sure am. Yeah, there's a lot of attention given to the grilled oysters. And Eugene spends all his time making these grilled oysters and then the women only allow them each to have one grilled oyster. I was like, I felt bad for the guys. Also, it made me really want to try one of those oysters. I feel like Eugene really throws down on the barbecue, you know? Yeah, he knows how to cook, that's for sure. So they're talking about this wacky imagine, threesome and some of them saying she needs to get her groove back. And Toya's like, well, you know, I would do a, to Vegas, it took a whole class.

I'd had a cheer dance. Why does it, my man do that for me. I want my man to do a pole dance for me like that. Really? You want Eugene to do a pole dance? Why do I feel like, like, why do I feel like if we saw footage of Toya and her, and her chair dancing class, it would just be her with a chair trying to dance like you do the beast in the ballroom like you can take my hand take my hand No, I'm gonna be in the lead just like we just like just wall sing with a chair

I'm just a match for Eugene trying to hold on to a poll with his butt cheeks I don't need this in my mind. I don't need this in my mind My groove is now never coming back. So thanks. Well, you can insult me on Salt Lake. They all get one oyster, like you said. And let's see. Troy is like, isn't this fun? This is so much more fun than having the other girls around. Sorry, Troy. You're not casting. Okay. So then Simone falls off the floaty and loses her weight. Which was a nice moment.

I like that. So then now so far actually the episode is like, you know, it's sort of moving along nicely. We got some old faces. We got a wig fall off. And then we go to Scott and Contessa's office where Scott's there with Daddy and Eugene and Scott's showing off the new medical offices

and talking about like, you know, it's like, and then they're like, oh, so you're gonna be working with Contessa. And now if you're here we go, everyone chime in on what would be like to work with your spouse. It's like the newlywed game. You just sit there and you watch them like crack their jokes. You know, it's like pleasant, it's cute,

but I'm kind of like, oh my God, like how many like round robins we have to do with the cast over every small thing about like, oh, what would it be like if your husband brought you a latte every day? Like, oh my God, I can't. And then Eugene has to hang the TV because he's the only one who really knows how to. What do the wives think about it? That's even more of them. Hey, what could Cecil hang a TV?

Oh man. And then I don't know if he, this is the most interesting part of the scene for me, because I really didn't care about, you know, what they had to say about anything. The most interesting part of the scene for me was the fact that Scott got a gaming chair for his office. Did you see that?

He had a big box. The big box that his chair is a gaming chair, which actually makes sense, because you could be sitting down for a long time, but I box that his chair is a gaming chair, which actually makes sense because you could be sitting down for a long time. But I just imagine like going to see a doctor and like sitting down and the doctor is in some like PS4 branded chair or PS5. That's just like, he has some sort of like Wi-Fi or headset built into it and he's like giving you like the worst news of your life.

Yeah. He's like, you're, hold on a second. I'm gonna get you. You just hear Call of Duty coming through. I need you to, yeah, we're over watching you. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm playing Overwatch, sorry. So then Overwatch, Contessa, Contessa is being a rude-ass to her niece-ish, like her, to Scott Sne niece. Yeah. And the lady is literally in rose colored glasses

Which cracks me up. So she's talking to Contessa and she squirts some positive juice in the kid's face or whatever and then Contessa is like, okay, you know what my marriage sucks. So why don't you do some of this whatever you do burning or positive Whatever the bullshit you do is with your life You know do some of that stupid stuff for me Yeah, wait I just also want to point out that that like the kids She like has the kids like stepping in sand or whatever and there's like a lemon and she's like is this your lemon take this Lemon side. I'm like what's what sort of play time is happening in that backyard?

There's like like what what sort of toys are just contested getting our kids? Okay, kids. I know you want some toy, but instead, here's a lemon. Go play. That's like, not me. That idea. Yeah. Yeah. I get my dog little water bottles. He doesn't even like fancy toys. He's like, what would I do with this stuffed cat? Get this out of my face and get me a damn empty water bottle. Thank you, sir. Yeah, I mean, give kids a cardboard box. They're going to have fun with it than you know any sort of furry thing from a tell So love you Mattel feel free to sponsor our podcast so So anyway, so contest is talking to this woman and like talking about

Scott Scott hasn't really let her dream and yada yada. It's like the same stuff from last season and I'm also like You realize this is this lady's on Scott's side of the family. Like, what, like, why, this is not like an awkward thing to put someone, the position to put someone in, like, this is her uncle. And you're just like shit talking him. And you're also saying your husband doesn't support your dream when he's opening an office with you for you to like live out your dream. What the hell do you want from him, lady? So then we go back to the office and Scott's like, I just want a peaceful journey and he's talking

to daddy now and daddy's like, well, you know what? Sometimes you just have to like let people live, you know, because if you don't let a woman live her dream, then she doesn't like you. I mean, now look, I don't have to have heavenly do whatever she wants. And heavenly lets me do it. I forgot what I was going to say there, but I'm sure it was helpful. Can we go drink now? Yeah. Also, yeah, because I guess I forgot that we cut back and forth between the scenes,

but we also have a moment where Scott talks about how he quit counseling and then Damon talks about how he doesn't like counseling. And you know, he's like, oh, well, he doesn't like it because he's the worst. He's a physician and physicians make the worst patients because they're the doctor. They think that they know everything is right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Damon starts talking about why it didn't work for him. And yeah, anything that she said, the doctor would say that if I was she saying, and I

like, because he was right He's like yeah, he was wrong that that one particular doctor was wrong I feel like this is actually not a great look for for Damon or for Scott because I think you know Mental health is a really important thing and it's something that I feel like it's something that people have been talking about A lot more over the past 10 years and like the importance of mental health, the importance of seeking out things like therapy if you need it and destigmatizing it. And I just felt like as members of the medical community, it felt to me like not really very cool that they were treating it like it was some weird voodoo boogie wogie, you know thing, you know who needs therapy when you can have a game chair and a flat screen in your office and just never have to go home, you know, that therapy isn't that therapy?

Yeah, so then we cut back to Contessa saying she wants got to go back to therapy and never notice that she's never saying we we need it. She also quit therapy. So let's not forget the contest. I also quit therapy. And she keeps saying she just wants Scott to go to therapy. And she's like, well, we're all stubborn in my family, you know, are you sure you're not putting up a wall? And she's like, our relationship is stuck for 10 years. Basically, who cares? Contessa. I don't care. I'm bored. Like literally no one cares. Like you're just not interesting enough for me right now. So Scott wants to buy a boat and that's what that's where it is Scott wants to buy a boat and contest wants to invest in herself and guess what? You're never gonna get your money back from either of those things so good luck

so then we go to Dr. Jackie's office and Heavenly is You know she meets up with Dr. Jackie for lunch outside and Jack is like I feel like I'm She meets up with Dr. Jackie for lunch outside and Jackie's like I feel like I'm I'm cheating by having lunch with you and not Simone. Should we have a flashback now? Let's have a flashback. Yes, and so we get wacky lunches at that picnic bench with Simone and Jackie and I'm like oh, well, me and Simone had a talk and she came to my house. I'm sure that the best she could Yeah Simone had a talk and she came to my house and she did the best she could. Yeah. That was so pretty.

She tried. I love what happened. It was so bitchy and the highest voice she can possibly must muster. And she's like, look, you know, she made an effort and so I made an effort. That's just what you do, you know, so you have to make an effort now. And Jackie's like, I don't know. you know, so you have to make it effort now. And Jack is like, I don't know. It's, I'm just not sure. I mean, I like the idea of making effort. That's sort of in the world of fit as the new it, but I just don't know. So I have a

lean like, you know, you just got to let it go. Okay. Like, when it's been 20 years, we can't let this happen. And remember, remember when that we went to Miami and they called us the Golden Girls, even y'all are way older than I am remember that You guys called you the Golden Girls, okay? Yeah, who's they? Yeah, I do want to know who is they you did that so Basically she makes Jackie call Simone so Simone calls her and she's like I'm calling to see when we can get together I'm calling my friend to see when I can see my friend at a friendly lunch of friends having friend friend time over lunch of sandwiches made out of friends and we've read only please. And Simone's like, um, like, of course, Simone is going to be an asshole about it, you know, total asshole. Yeah. So Jackie's like, well, you make it sound like you're not my friend.

And she's like, well, I'm willing to sit down and talk, but I don't want to put you in a situation and get your hopes up when you're looking for one outcome. And I'm not able to provide you with that outcome. And Jackie, honestly, I feel like I see her heartbreaking on TV. I know like there are people who are still like, oh, she was so mean, she's such a scold. But like, I feel like she smiles and she's like,

well, nothing beats a failure but a try. But I feel like on the inside, well, she probably kind of pissed. But she's also like, God, that's like that is, I did not like that response from Simone. I thought it was actually pretty obnoxious. Just say, sure. And if it's not the outcome that Jackie wants and it's just knocked the that Jackie wants, and it's

just not the outcome, but like, it's just, you know, she's making it hard for me to, yeah, she's making it hard for me to like see her side of the situation anymore. And it was, I never saw her side of the situation because her, her side of the situation is that she's mad that Jackie became friends with heavenly. Well, sorry. Like you guys are all on a show together. You're all working together. You can't get mad that Jackie became friends with Heavenly. Well, sorry. Like you guys are all on a show together, you're all working together. You can't get mad that people make friends at work. I mean, that's ridiculous.

And your fight with Heavenly was so silly and your husband started it with Heavenly too. Well, we're at it, ma'am. Yeah, I think that Simone is totally in the wrong here. I think Jackie, we said this before, Jackie was, Jackie was like off last season in terms of what she did with B Jackie, we said this before, Jackie was, Jackie was like off-flassies in terms of what she did with Buffy, but it is not, but this is, I think Simone is being a really, I don't know what's going on with it. I don't know what psychologically drives

her to do these sort of things, but it's happening. So then we go over to Anila and she's at her new McMansion and she's with Victor, the cabinet maker, and Melissa, the designer, so Curen comes over and he just looks like, he's just like perpetually annoyed, right? But he's like that, he's that person who's always annoyed but can't help but do exactly what is like,

is obligated of him, right? So he's like, oh, I have to shoot this show. So I'm gonna show up. He's like, okay. And he's had 11 surgeries that day. So, you know, he's, he's just, he just come in after 11 surgeries and Melissa the designer's like,

well, lots of money to be spending. Here we go. You get to make some choice today. Spend that 11 surgery money, huh? He's just like, I fucking hate this. I hate all of this. Yeah, and, you know, she is being completely unreasonable. Like she's walking into things that are already done. She's walking into rooms that are done. Like she walks into a room that she

picked the tile for the room. And she's like, this tile is too slippery. And then she walks into the bedroom. And she's like, um, I really hate that there's not windows on that wall. Well, the house is built. So. Yeah. And she goes, she goes, wow. And the budget, the house is built. So yeah. And she goes, she goes, and the budget, the budget is up to $3 million now. She says it as if like, due to things that happened in nature because of volcano erupted in Sicily, well, no, our budget is three million. It's like that's three million because you pushed a three million. You could have just said, no, I'm not going to do that. Like don't act like you're just innocent bystanders

and these numbers are going up because that's just what happens in life. You created that. Yeah, and we get the basic, I wanna build a dream house and then his, exactly, and the dream house is becoming a nightmare. So then we go to Eugene and Toya in the bathroom. He needs her to give him a shot of testosterone in his butt,

because he can't reach back to his butt or to the part to plunge it in or whatever. And so she's like really scared of needles or whatever. And so he talks about how most guys would be ashamed of admitting that they need testosterone, but he's not. He's mad enough to admit he needs some testosterone. Right. I don't know why he needs a test. I mean, he says his test, I guess his testosterone is, is depleting. It's because he's hips. Why? Oh, it's his hips. His hips hurt or his legs hurt or something.

No, I thought that's why he was giving. No, I thought he was, he had been giving himself testosterone in his legs. It was giving his legs the day off. But I don't know why. Like, I guess it's just verse X drive. I don't know. Well, you said that he's been sluggish and his sex life hasn't been very good. So he's, well, the sluggish, okay, well, I'm not going to get into some things there,

but, you know, I'm not going to get, you're not going to pull a doctor Jackie. So I'm not going to pull a doctor Jackie. I'm not going to pull a doctor Jackie. I'm not gonna pull a Dr. Jackie. I'm just gonna say God bless You know men go women go through menopause and men have andropause and Tury is like What does everything have to say so great for you guys andropause? How does andropause sound great? It's yeah, it sounds like androids like yeah, you know, we just become androids

And then and then toy and to go you know you know in my house that my kids think that I'm the doctor So they always come to me when anything is wrong. I'm like no that's I guarantee you None of your kids think you're the doctor now So that's pretty much that and then we get a trixi song. Oh, sorry. Oh, yeah. No, no, please, please. That there's a trixi song.

This was a new one. It was really good. It goes like this. Breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in, breathe in. So now is the part where Michael's going to go away to college again. And that's 20 minutes.

Did I remember the very final shot of good will hunting? Imagine that but for 20 minutes and about my constant. And there's some on family. So then we go to heavenly's office and her son is now going to be working for her. Damon Jr. is going to be working for her. And I was cracking up just how she walks him around the office because she just speaks in that really high, squealy voice. Like, I'm so glad to hear, baby.

Don't touch that. And so then they, we have an update on Miracle, the girl who got her Tee Punch out by a police officer. And basically Heavenly is kind of matchmaking a little bit, but not because she's like, I couldn't tell if she was saying, don't look at myself in that way, or if she was saying, no, this is the sort of woman that you want. I'm a shallow bomb inside.

You should get a Michelle Obama like this. Don't look at him. Don't look at him. I'm just talking about you. I know. Yeah, don't look at my son. Um, so then, um, a hurt T, I have to say,'all review of those amazing. They looked great. Yeah, they looked yeah, they liked fantastic So now

Meanwhile Michael still going to college Michael's literally still going to college you guys He's now at college what we what we I Did think it was cute, but there was that scene where there were the parents were in one car and Michael and Miles were in another car and Simone's calling Michael and be like, you're going too fast, you're going too fast, which that was, that was like such a mom thing right there. I really enjoyed that. But anyway, so now he's being moved into his dorm room. I am concerned about what his mental health will be like after being in that dorm room. It is just like It is about as as institutional of a dorm room as one could imagine just

Flaun cement blocks Lee college, come on put some effort into your housing there a little bit. Come on now So yeah, he goes to college and that's pretty much the college and yeah, and there's it was sad I will say this that it was sad when they have to give their like you know final goodbye to Michael and we get the flashbacks and I was like I'm just I'm just I'm just not buying it I think next week is still going to be like Michael went to college and then it's going to be 20 minutes of clips of Michael still going to college. We're like, we were in the car last week,

taking Michael to college and then it's going to be a 20 minute clip of them in the car, taking Michael to college. I know, I'm a little concerned about miles by the way. I'm a little concerned about like, not that like, okay, he dropped out of school, that's fine, but like he's kind of just becoming a mouth breather, like a, like, can we get a wellness check on Miles?

Can we make sure he's going in the right direction in life? I'm getting a little worried about him. Michael, I have all the, I have all the, Michael's doing great. He's just, Yeah, at one point they were like, so Miles, do you have any advice to give Michael about college, you know, like maybe why I didn't work out for you.

And he's like, well, you know, you really have to have like goals. You can't just say like, I'm gonna go to college. You have to have goals like, I'm gonna have A's. I'm like, he's like, yeah, people told me just to be successful. And that was too big. And I wish Thomas had like, you have to, you know, go to class. Yeah, you have to get A's or go good class. I'm like, you have to wake up for the

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