Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Mbele-ishing The Truth

Episode Date: January 16, 2018

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Hey everyone, welcome to watch what crap ends, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSIBLOG.com and the Bantra Blender podcast. And joining me today, as usual, is a man who he doesn't shake. He only hugs, except for when he shakes. It's Ronnie Caron from TrashTalkTV.com and the Rosepricks Bachelor podcast. What's up Ronnie? Hi, I'm Ronnie Shake, if you're ugly. I insist on hugging people that smell good

and are very well put together. Okay. I'm bella, I'm bella. Time to cut the embellical cord. Fresh prints of embella air. Embella is the baby that comes out and cuts her own damn cord. She's like, I'm not feeling this today.

Your baby just walks away. Wait a minute, embella. Okay, doctors'm not feeling this today. Your baby just wants away. Like wait a minute, I'm about to. Okay, doctors, a few ground rules. Um, you have to leave me alone. I need a bottle and I would like a blanket, please. And I'll be smoking a blunt when I come out. I'm reading your energy doctor. I'm not liking it.

Okay, like you feel happier. I just, I just arrived. Okay, I need some happiness. Bless this show Like, just feel a little happier. I just arrived. Okay. I need some happiness. Less this show for us being the psychic game. Because the psychic game is a hard one to be on housewives. And this one, I mean, it really made a running effort. This is, I mean, I think we can just say it.

Probably the best psychics in Salas and Dubois. Am I right? Yeah, I think so. I mean, she didn't tell us when Maurizio would die and his children, but, you know, I guess we never got that answer from Alas and Dubois. Either, that's true. Yeah, she kept that to herself.

We are talking about real housewives of Atlanta today, in case you couldn't tell. Before we get into that, watch whatcraftens.com to buy a concert. I keep saying concert. We're not a freaking concert. We're a live show. We are playing for kids. Yeah, we'll put on a concert because we're going to Boston this week. It's now just like a few days away. That's on Thursday. Tickets are still available. We will be talking

about Vanderpump rules. So tomorrow, when you into our podcast to listen to our recap of Vanderpump rules it will not be there. Instead, marry Timo Desin to make a balance off of the bonus episode onto the main show to fill the void of Vanderpump rules that should keep you company while you wait for that recap. So anyway, watch your crappies.com to get to do to get those tickets. Should be fun. Also, I also, before we jump into the show, it's sort of a sad note, but I feel like a note that has to be said, condolences to Jill Zaron and the whole family because poor Bobby Zaron, he lost his struggle with cancer.

Very, very sad. Poor guy. Yeah, really, really, really sad. And so, really are thoughts and prayers to Jill's Aaron. You know, regardless of all the shady things we say over the years, I don't think anyone wishes that on anyone. So, yeah, nothing shady is, I don't think was ever said about. Bobbi!

We love Bobbi. Bobbi is Aaron. We love Bobbi. Rest in peace. And by the way, um, Ronnie E. wrote a really nice thing on Twitter. And it was kind of nice to see all the lots of random, rovo people liked it. Like Monique Samuels. It just shows that people, you know, people knew who Bobby was and people cared.

And, you know, it was very sad. But, hoping he's in a better place and, you know, happy that he's no longer in pain. Yes, heaven will never have better curtains. It's true. That guy, that's like when you get an angel that knows their shit, you know, he's like, all right, he is what we're gonna do.

Yeah. You know what this room needs, God of the Lance. So anyway, so that's that. Now let's move on to something much more trivial. God of the Lance. So anyway, so that's that. Now let's move on to something much more trivial. Let's talk some real housewives of Atlanta. Yeah, so let's talk about a bunch of people who will probably not make it happen. Let's be honest. Probably not. I'm no Gabriel, but as the hostess of heaven, I would be like a blow to the side please. Buh-hah. Buh-hah. Buh-hah.

I've seen that show. Gabriel, the struggle of Gabriel, the horn player. Buh-hah. Buh-hah. Not you, sorry. Buh-hah. He only speaks to horn. He's like, please take this little square and it will play a fantastic corn piece when your table is ready. Okay.

I don't even know what we're talking about anymore, but I like it. I'm gonna lean into it, but I need a moment to get my bearings. It's almost like starting off an episode of a show with yelling at someone that you don't even know what the context of the fight is. Sort of like on real houses of Atlanta, which opened Porsche, being like, well you a fucking human, my back, what's going on here? Five years I put into you, five years I put into you. I'm like, what is this, kindergarten? I'm like, I thought he was gay. I don't know what's happening.

So that was a portion. I have to take kindergarten like five times. They're like, still can't color within the lines. You're going to have to take Kendra Garden like five times. They're like, uh, still can't color within the lines. Uh, you're gonna have to retake. Five times I did this coloring book five times! I was excited, because I thought it was gonna be one of those episodes where I would say 48 hours earlier. I was like, ooh, this is gonna be good. But nope, after, after Portia was screaming at her workers talking about,

you've been fucking her, you've been fucking him behind my back that turns out she was just practicing her lines for the upcoming stage play adaptation of to can play that game yes as she says I have been casting the stage play to can play that game it was a moving babe popular in the early 2000s acting has always been a passion of mine. I've been in small movies, Sharknado, hilarious. A stage stage plays. Candy's mamas like Candy's mommy issues.

So and hair pieces. What a resume. You're like a living LinkedIn. Exactly. You can also see me in my film future debut. Call me by your name. I was like, Whoa. She's like, I have a procedure piece in there. No, just. I have produced my own film called What is the shape of water?

It's a shampoo bottle. Can you? So I like that her clip from Sharknado 5 global swarming was a shark being flung from the sharknado and just destroying it I mean Sharknado has really stopped even making any kind of effort yeah it didn't even like grab her like the one that got Kim Richards I think splattered her all over the sidewalk which was hilarious yeah this one it's just like you're right like they threw a pillow water. It was just like a full-on tackle, just a basic, you know, offensive line tackle.

You know, I lost, I lost Bart Rivia. When we were in Chicago for our Chicago show, I went to Bart Rivia the night before. And we came in, I I think second or third and the question that we lost was What was the name of the most recent Sharknado movie and I did not know Shockingly that it was called Sharknado 5 global swarming. So when I saw that Porsche was in Sharknado 5 global swarming. I was like damn you Porsche. You're in front of me. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. Ruby. the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the It's an opportunity to be next to Vidica a Fox. I was like, oh no, she you know she's still mad that Kenya stole her phone during the celebrity apprentice and tweeted about her going through. What is that? Not menstruation. What is it when you're older?

Miniposmidstration good lures. Yeah Do you remember that menstruation as we all know is when you get a pimple on your elbow? We don't understand the email Stating is when you demonstrate something for somebody on their period. Yeah, it's like mansplaining But it's like when men demonstrate something menstruating So I like that Porsche is saying you know She's taking acting classes because she's like I don't want to look like an amateur on the state I'm like your Porsche you will always look like an amateur, I don't want to look like an amateur on the state. I'm like, you're a poor shot. You will always look like an amateur. Pretty much anything you do. You look like an amateur on a reality show and you're like a star.

Even the shark was like, whoa, I have to work with this. The shark was like, I will not bite her. The shark's like, Romeo, I am the star of this franchise. We are in the fifth one. I am not working with her. I demand a Thessian. So for show's manager calls and she's like, um, just want to make sure that you're really into this because remember how you said acting was the road that you wanted to head in. I mean, that's the direct should write. She's like, yes, Siri. She's like, okay, you're gonna to need to make a left at the actor studio go two miles and then make a right on prayer avenue.

Okay. Prayer avenue. She's like, I just want to be taken seriously and being known for being a tea actress. I'm like, oh girl. Well, she's confused because when she talks about being taken seriously, she means that she wants to be viewed in the same light as Siri

Seriously Or she wants to be in the next taken seriously That doesn't even sell like her. I don't know what I'm talking about. Oh, it's like I share you acting It's my passion. Now, do you need to get any weave work done? Because hair is also my passion. Yeah. So there's like gold finger, pop, pop, pop. Speaking of horn music, there's like some weird James Bond horn music.

Where Surrey entered gigantic breast, so up. Surrey, yeah, Surrey steps out of her car at some restaurant and she is, her face is fully made up. She's wearing this strapless black thing, her boots showing off her boobs, but she's dressed to go out to a club or a nice restaurant and she's at the neighborhood grill. This is basically a non-franchised version of Applebees

and she shows up and everyone there is wearing you know short sleeve button-down shirts and what not t-shirts and stuff and she's all dressed up and I'm like what what is happening with Saray and there's only one person who could make Saray look demure and that of course is Kim Zolciak who walks in with her right boob about to fall right out of what looked like an anthropology pillowcase. Yeah, I've put that she's wearing a very large napkin. She's wearing like a large napkin shirt and that she's got a purse that has LED lights in it that are like waving over the purse.

Did you notice that? Oh, I certainly did. I wrote down that it looked like what happens when Pac-Man eats the vitamin thing and all the ghosts turn to eyeballs and scurry around. But they're about to turn back. It's like when they start blinking and they're about to kill you. Exactly. And it makes sense because I feel like when I see Kim Zolce, the only sound I hear is, I just see Pac-Man melting, you know how? Pac-Man actually has a really horrific demise. He turns on, he like turns on his back and his mouth just opens so wide, it just collapses and crumbles and he melts into the ground. That is a horrific lead to going outside and then melted.

Yeah, it's like, he doesn't like at least Mario, when Mario dies, he like scrunches up and like pops up and it goes down. It's like, I die, but with Pac-Man, it's like, oh, I was like, imagine like, Mario does not get like his inner, it's pulled from inside his intestine through his mouth and collapsed onto like disintegrated onto the bricks, you know? Yes, agreed.

Yeah, Mario dies a torturous death and it's even worse when it misses Pac-Man or miss Pac-Man. Yeah, Mario dies a torturous death and it's even worse when it's Yeah, Mrs. Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man. Yeah, because that's my favorite. I like sped up Ms. Pac-Man Yeah, you have to get dressed as shit. I'm just like you've just taken everything from her Yeah, you know, I always feel terrible, which is why I do better because I'm like, please don't make me watch her I think the best that the best death is probably Mega Man because it's just quick and over. You know when he dies, he just explodes into a million circles. It's like, boom!

Like it's just like it's painless. He doesn't even know how to handle. Who's Mega Man? What game does that come from? What? What? You don't know Mega Man? I'm so sorry. I'm speechless. Who said that? It's me.

Mega Man is basically like the predecessor to the real housewives, okay? So he's this like robot boy and he has to go beat all these robots that have been created by Dr. Wiley and all the robots are kind of like the real housewives, you know, because there's like, they all are the menacing and they're in a box. Like they would, you choose which robot you want to go after first. And so there's like air man and leaf man. And I feel like there'd be like Zolciac man and Shirei man, you know? And they're like.

Protector of the original. Bosses man. You know, like I can imagine like the real housewives of Mega Man. So anyway, you should really, you should really bone up on your Mega Man knowledge. Like you have to. It's a classic, classic. My true loves are Mispack Man, Super Mario, Lara Croft, and anybody who stars in Grand Dev.O Games.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, especially what's his face? From the latest Grand Dev.O. One of the guys was actually like, hot. I was like, I can't even make a hot guy for Grand guy for grand always hot like the least hot was big gay Tony I was like why would you make this why would you make the gay one the least hot you know I have this game for my ps3 called mass effect and you can create your own avatar so I made this guy and he looked so hot. I was like, God, I just made a super hot guy for my PS3

But then once I started playing with him, he looked it was it was such a parable of like or not a parable But it was exactly like the West Hollywood experience because once he was actually in the game He looked crazy. He looked like a man who'd had plastic surgery and I was like this is what happens You go when you get your plastic surgery and I was like this is what happens you go when you get your plastic surgery like yes I'm hop you go into the real world and you know your lips are too wide and too big and you're everything's wrong I was like I have made an aging wheel queen for my video game it's like what well that would be a good game actually just trying to it's like aging rapidly but still trying trying to catch a yellow piece of ass. While fighting aliens.

So it makes sense. Oh lord. So real housewives of Atlanta seem to. Yes. So these two ladies are addressed, yeah, like they're going to go to the Ho Oscars or whatever they're called. What are those called, the Ho Oscars? The Grabbies maybe.

Um, the Grabbies. I don't know. Yeah. A VN Awards. Yeah. the grabbies maybe um the grabbies I don't know uh avianne awards yeah um but I like charades look like the middle braid down the back um it's just Kim's purse I think Kim's purse really cheap and it's the whole thing and also you know it also shows cheapens it Kim she's like yummy yummy hey let me sit down across from you. So our boobs can stare each other down. Yeah, yikes.

So they can get like booster seats for their boobs. I mean, back issues, people, back issues, okay? Look pretty, do whatever you want to do to yourself. But why would you give yourself scoliosis on purpose? Why? I don't get it. I know. It's what you do.

It's what you do to be on TV. So Kim starts talking about how she didn't go to San Francisco because she just could not be around Kenya. She's can't deal with Kenya. But Kim does like Porsche. So she's clearly taking a side in this scenario here. Yeah, she's like, I just could not after Neenies. I was like after Neenies, you were the one who started that.

Like yeah. Let's not pretend that you weren't the one who started that whole thing at Neenies has be arch Yeah, and then they show us the clip of why don't you go pinch your daughter out or Kenya saying why don't you go pinch your daughter out bitch And she's like how dare she by the way if you see this video of my daughter squatting in a mirror on Snapchat and then happening to find Roaches. It's like, well, you just gave an alternate theory of where those Roaches came from. Okay. Right here on National Televetson. You know what? Kim is messy. And she, her problem is that she thinks she is more important to all of our

lives than she really is. Okay, Kim, you were on Real House House of Atlanta. And you are so lucky that you are getting a shot to come back. Okay, Don't act like you are a celebrity. You're not Meryl Streep. Okay, like dating to slum on Atlanta You have a shitty spinoff that some people watch. They think it's funny. I think it's terrible I think you're not God's gift to Bravo. Okay? So like fall in line, enough with the diva attitude, you're still a reality star. At least Bethany Frankel has like millions and millions of dollars to show for her departure from Real House Hats.

And she came back to Real House Hats in New York, and yeah, she has a little bit of an attitude, but she plays ball. You know, Kim, like this attitude, this is the same attitude that she started to show in her final season or two on the show and it got really tiresome and annoying. If you bring back season one, season two, Kim, where you're trashy but kind of fun, I'm down with that. But this attitude, like I'm not going to do this. I don't want to see you not want to do things and talking just being an obnoxious prick.

Yeah, and she's also trying to pull out her old thing of, Well, Crois here to get me, I guess Crois here, and then she walks out of any fight because Crois waiting in the car like a little was. Yeah. And she tries that later, and you can tell that the producers were like, we're texting, too. And you're not leaving, bitch. Yeah.

Like if you leave, you're not coming back. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, I'm bellow. But Crois texted me. Yeah, it's like, no, Kim, stop with that. So anyway, Kim is ready to touch it. Yeah. Yeah, last season obviously was the dungeon and the drug you'd rape you story line sister is like Oh, yeah, I like pushed it to but you know none of the girls are messing with her You know after that drugs and raping stuff. It's like now it's just been kind of sideline tough

You know the drugs and raping stuff the drugs and rape stuff and yeah, it's like now it's just been kind of side line tough, you know, the drugs and rape and stuff, the drugs and rape stuff. And it's like, yeah, that was kind of the harsh, but I also know about candy in three soons. Okay, with the hubby. Look, the elevator ain't going to the top floor. If you're willing to share your man, I swear my children, struck my children dead with lightning herpes, gunnarea and war. Okay. Shane, lick in my box. And she's like, whoa, don't tell me she's trying to lick me. Well, at least candy has an elevator going up to a top floor as opposed to a cam, which is like a rickety old staircase made of rotten wood. Yeah, it's like an apple box on a rope. She's like, whoa, I pull that. And then charade does her favorite thing of mine which is to growls she's like oh Oh

Yeah, cuz Kim says it's just sort of a user of you said it but just in case anyone missed it Kim declares they candy Offer to lick Kim's box, which is pretty much what she said in the in those terms, which is like I don't know. I just feel like candy has better options out there. Yeah, she has better box options Okay, yeah, also could you be more specific? You've had so much plastic surgery. You've got so many boxes on you I'm not even sure which one to check No matter what you get put inside of you, you insist that it's square. Nobody knows. It's probably just like a series of boxes. It's like when you open up a box from Amazon, it's like, oh, there's another box inside.

It's like, it's just probably a lot of styrofoam peanuts in that box. Yeah, whatever it is, you know, it's bad for the environment. Yeah. So then definitely smells like cardboard. So then yeah. So then do you basically saying that that couple is huge and Horish and is always banging chicks and loaded minute? Yeah. And the thing is this though, I don't think that Candy is in denial about what to do freaky things.

And she say that she's done a threesome or she would want to do. She's never been in denial. She has a show about sex. She's very open about her sexuality. So don't try to slut Shane Candy or Minaja Twashem her. You know, it's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna work. It's not gonna be a sticky Minaja Twashem me, ma'am. And this might be a good time to mention that Candy and Kim had a full on Instagram. I'm not, I mean, a Twitter fight last night where Candy was like, SING! Now, Kim's old-seag, I never want to lick your box, you know, and um...

I'm trying to pull it up right after that Facebook, because it's so good. Because Kim was like, don't forget that I built your house. I'm like, what are you talking about you built your house are you referring to tardy for part of this? Here's Kim's and I'll read caddies when I find it but Kim's tweet back to candy was if anybody's lying it's you add candy you and your husband are full on swingers fucking all kinds of girls and can never admit it and bitch if it weren't for me there wouldn't be no house remember I built I built this house. One quotation mark for no reason. And then Lisa Rinaly's. Well, where's the other one? Well, so candy was started was that candy. Candy

action only just said one thing. She went apes it though, candy. I mean, maybe only the replies. I'm only on the tweets, not tweets and replies. So candy says, I'm sick of his bitches. I'm on me. Kimsek, I have never wanted you or your box and stop swearing on your kids. Buh, you are lying, telling lies. Lying ass bitch. Someone's really cert reaching for a permanent beach here. This is my house. You're just a visitor.

Oh, so I guess maybe she's saying the house. Oh, yeah. We're being too literal. Look at us being too literal with the same name. I'm not a Maxwell house. She's saying, this is my show, bitch. I was like, look at my open line, okay. Yeah.

Look at Fadre. Call Fadre. Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were saying something else. I misinterpreted what you were saying. Well, it's rare that I'm not saying something else. So misinterpreted what you were saying. Well, it's rare that I'm not saying something else, so I don't blame him. But you know, okay, so fine, Kim was one of the founding members of Real House of Atlanta. Where's Vicki Gumbelson to weigh in and be like, actually, this is my

house and I have the insurance on it, okay, because if you really want to be talking about houses, this is the house of Vicki Gumbelson, really. And that's what you know. Well, I'm not, I haven't dug into Vicky's, but I'm sure she probably is in this fight somewhere. And then Gretchen's probably posting on everybody's Instagram. Hi everybody, I love your house. Hi everyone, I'm Gretchen House,

whatever, however, whoever. I just wanna take a moment to mention that the acclaimed CBS procedural NCIS Los Angeles is filming right outside my window while we record this. Oh my God, I would like to make an announcement that NCIS Los Angeles is still on the air. I had no idea. Yeah, for them. But, um, LL Cool J is not out there.

I was very upset and not even Chris Adonal. It's the third guy who's shooting a scene. I'm like, can we at least get LL? I mean the other guys are like we're close enough to best by do it with the third guy We're out here. I went out to my car this morning to go get my starbees. Yeah, I'm drinking starbees everyone I know if one wants to know I went to get my starbees and They had set up their craft Services in the garage and it was basically like a little like you know those like carts like I was like a tiny cart that had a bunch

of um deli sandwiches on it and I was like oh man they do not have it. Hi. Is this your craft service? I'd like to introduce myself I'm the fourth guy. Take the sandwiches. Do you want me to not hunk through your takes right now? Okay, I'll take a sandwich please. Hello, this is Countess New End of the Seps. I'm going to kill you all, but not before

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Oh, oh, I have to mention, so while they're going on about how candies basically trying to get inside Kim which is Disgusting Kim puts her head down and I paused there for some reason and just stared at her like wig scalp I mean it looks like a quilt from the cracker barrel. There's so many so lines. I'm like, listen, Frank and hell. Cold from the crack. You're talking. Did it come with apple butter? She's like, wait a minute, she tried to get my box on a rocking chair, upfront. So she raised like, so, I'm into this guy, Ty Bro. And, you know, four or five years later, I could have called. He's in prison.

And she's like, I gotta get more drunk from this. But you know what? I believe it because I'm about to cry. Mm. I've known Tyrone for years. He used to book events for me and Shirei and Neemee. So now this is interesting to know. So apparently Tyrone was a promoter.

And I'm like, I feel like this is important, an important detail because being a promoter is much worse than being a convict. This is, this person is way shadier than we ever realized. It's like the ultimate con artist. Yeah, being a promoter. Yeah, it's the kind, especially if a reality star, because it's a promoter who makes up things like Q rating.

Yeah. Well, you know, meany's Q rating is in the up or hundreds. It's like, give out of here, Connie Conn. Well, you know, Nini's curating is from the up or hundreds. It's like, oh, give out of here Connie Conn. And this is a guy who booked them back like when there weren't even as famous as they are now. So, wow. So then after they were talking about Tyrone

and Kim's like, you gotta follow your heart, love, love, did it, then they're like, you deserve some good dick girl. You need a card line. How have you not started a card line? So they're like, where's Nini? So they call up Nini because apparently Nini was supposed deserve some good dick girl. You need a card line. How have you not started a card line? So they're like, where's Neenie? So they call up Neenie because apparently Neenie was supposed to be there at lunch.

And Neenie's like, oh, you didn't get the memo. You didn't get the memo. And they're like, you got a memo? You got a memo? I don't get a memo. You got a memo? I don't get a memo. So Neenie says, well, I'm not coming to lunch

because there needs to be a bigger conversation because they're elephants in the room, which is the beginning of a very big elephant in the room situation. I mean, every scene for now on, even in married medicine, it's about elephants in rooms. And wasn't there recently an elephant in the room situation on one of these shows? Didn't we have it? Yeah, so we've recently had a dumbocover. Which one was a dumboc?

I think it was said. Did it? I think so, because it's all elephants in the room this year. Yeah, very good. Because someone said there's an elephant room around Nini, and she takes everything personally. So she's saying, why am I always the elephant? That's like her argument that people are calling her an elephant, you know?

I know. Also, Neenie, how about you don't be obnoxious and just, you know, like say you're not coming to dinner. Don't wait for them to call. Like that is so obnoxious. Also, we need to have a conversation before we have dinner. I'm like, well, why don't you come to dinner and have the conversation? You stupid elephant in the room.

Yeah, I have a lot of agreed to a conversation and then not show up and then say it's because you need a conversation. It's just so stupid. And she's a whus and this is typical scared ass Nene because she knows that she'll be yelled at to one one when she tries to confront people. And she's not going to do it. Like whenever Nene gets called on something, she starts jibbering out bullshit and she won't, she leaves and she won't show up.

This is why Nene and Cam will not work on this show ever again because they leave and they lie. They lie. They don't adopt anything and then they just leave. Well, they leave and they lie mainly because they think they're bigger than the show and they think that they can do that. And someone has to tell them you are not bigger than the show. There is no life for you outside of this show. Yeah. Well, last time I've been with you charade there've been elephants in the damn room and now camp that's too many elephants I'm like okay what do you the circus what do you the circus like what am I trying to say like inspection worker

you don't get a circus you're not yes I think that's exactly what you're supposed to do the CI the CI W the circus gets a scene. There are too many damn elephants in this circus. She's like, I was watching Aladdin, and I'm telling you, during that King Ali scene, too many elephants. Well, when she says, she brought Kim to my house,

and Kim broke glasses, and then three things in a white room, and then broke more glasses. You don't come to my house to break glasses. Okay, that's totally reasonable I agree. I think that's actually a very reasonable thing to say but come to the dinner and tell her You don't need to have a conversation before the dinner before you have about the like you don't need to have a bigger Conversation about it other than like came when you came to my place you were crazy and you can't do that again Yes, and also it's not even really why she's mad and she follows this up with, and then you waltz in and give me shit about it.

Damn, handicap sticker. Well, that's what she's talking about. That is. Because you got caught riding a car not being handicapped. And she's such an asshole and nobody is going to stand up for her for that. You don't get to just use your husband's handicap sticker to get a better parking space sams. Okay. to just use your husband's handicap sticker to get a better parking space Sam's okay so I so my feeling about that is I don't know whether or not

Neem was abusing the handicap thing or not because if the if the main witnesses comes all Ciac you know this is like an episode of like serial like a very terrible season which I would actually totally watch but that being said that being said it's either one of two things I agree the the core of it is the handicapping either she's upset because she was caught and she's embarrassed and she wants to turn all on Kim or she's like or she was legitimately with the handicapped thing and she's like fuck you bitch my husband just had a like a mini stroke or whatever it was and you're coming for me I'm pissed at you so either way way, it wasn't. It wasn't.

It wasn't have a mini stroke. He wasn't with her. That was her. Oh, he wasn't with her. Yeah, she admitted it. And now her argument is, oh, well, my husband just had a heart attack and I think you'd be more sensitive to that because you had a heart thing.

But you didn't, do you understand? You didn't have a heart thing. Like the handicap sticker is for the handicap person. Not for you, Neenie. It's true. It's true, either way. That's all. But it all could have been discussed

at this neighborhood bar on Grille. And instead of talking about it, it's chileys. Where can you talk about? Yeah, well, like house of embele, I guess. So then she gets off the phone and tries like, where are these elephants? You got elephants? You got elephants?

Literally. Yeah. She's like, where are these elephants you got elephants you get elephants literally yeah she's like where these elephant and then Kim's like well it's a renter Royce it's not even a real one she's like oh so then we get to the other reason he needs really mad. She just got called out on national TV for using handicap sticker when she wasn't supposed to. And now Kim's daughter, Brio was at that party and went into the bathroom, squatted in front of the mirror on Snapchat. And was like, hey guys, it's me and my vagina here on Snapchat. Oh my God, there's, there's roaches everywhere. Yeah. And she's like, so she posted them and she's like, oh I'm dead You know, yeah, so this is I guess the origins of cockroach gate because for a second It looked like Kim and Amy were gonna be good again, but this cockroach thing it went out of control on social media We we talked about action on Brandy Glenville

show, right? We didn't really talk about it that much here, but earlier in the fall of last year, this cockroach situation just exploded everywhere. Like they were fighting and getting so nasty on social media. Yeah, really, really, really nasty. And Sarayah's like, whoa, I'm the official bone carrier, which you might have seen from that pin-on thing that I put on my shirt at the party. But even I'm not touched now. And Kim's like, look, girl, I don't got roaches.

I mean, if you don't want roaches, call me. I got my guy Kyle from Orkin, girl. And then Kim starts the, I think Neenie's on drugs. Okay. She's on something, okay? Well, yeah, I'm sort of interested. This was kind of funny because, you know, it felt like a low blow by Kim and yet at the same time, it's something that we've said before, you know, there have definitely been

times where it's like, is NeNeOn something, especially that pajama party, she just seems like a little geeked out right now. Yes. I don't know, like a lowest blow. It's like, here we go. It's like the low blow of just saying, oh, they're on drugs because if somebody has a substance abuse issue on these shows, they can't be insured. That's why when you come out for being an alcoholic, you're immediately relegated to friends out.

People can't ensure you if you run into round-on drugs. So this is the lowest way, by the way, she's probably right. But you don't say that. It's the lowest way of getting someone to fight. Because it's like that real house has a New York City reunion from two seasons ago where there was talk about cocaine. Someone was denied. I think Sonya was denying doing Coke, right? And then, and Dorenda was like, just be quiet, Sonya, not just don't talk about it.

We don't talk about these things. No, Dorenda isn't Dorenda the one who told Sonya to be quiet, right? Like just, I'm sure they both been called back because I remember one year Dorenda was like, eh, like, just, they were like, just don't say it. Don't say anything. Cause they're like, what were you doing? What were you guys doing in the bathroom? Blown rails. Yeah, everyone say, you blown rails, you want to blow rails? You want to

blow, she's like, you know what I like blowing up balloons. Although to be there, sorry, Richard. Sorry, go ahead. No, I interrupted you. I was a being a bad pot pot pot pot pot. I had no direction. I was just going to start. There was Bethany. Bethany did accuse sort of accused Luanne of being on something that time when they met up in the when I was like, Hi, I'm getting married. I'm so happy going to the Regency after this.

And then seeing Tommy tune anyway, how are you? Great. See you later. Bye. It's like, what do you want? Crystal Math right now. Seriously? What are you? I think Bethany is the only one who's like, what do you want? Crystal Math right now? Seriously? What do you do?

I think Bethany is the only one who's allowed to say those things because she just can get away with it. Anyway, we've only spent 45 minutes on this one little scene. So we then go to the Bailey Agency, which apparently still exists, where Cynthia is doing it back to school, book drive, which is really nice, because a lot of kids don't have books when they go back to school, etc. So it's like a back to school thing, and Kenya more shows up, and Cynthia is like, Chao, Kenya more, we're gonna have to change your name to Kenya less, because we're Kenya less. See what I did there, Chao? There. Just just just when you think it can't be lame or high. Mallory comes in. Hi guys. Hi guys.

This is me Mallory. Bye. I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I, you do it. No, I was gonna say that Malovie was all dressed up and I was like, why is Mal so dressed up? Normally she dressed sort of like she just was auditioning for the stage adaptation of the ring and sure enough, Will shows up and I was like,

oh, now I get it. I was like, she's like, everybody's auditioning for the, everybody is auditioning. Will's a scene. Mal is auditioning. She's like, unnoticed horrible as you thought. Please give me a pinch.

And Will's like, oh, just showing up because you're shooting and I'm giving you five minutes. Or I go back and call Steve Harvey for another chance at a pilot. So Nini Face Times in and she's like, I want to get all the girls together because there are a lot of elephants all between them. Just a lot of elephants.

I'm like, okay. And she's like, well, let's not have this party. My agency girl. We don't accept elephants here. Oh, we're talking about trunks, because I agree. Will has quite the trunk. I was like, oh no. Yes.

And Cynthia's auditioning for like, look, I'm still wanting to really be in love sexually active with this guy. Nobody believes you, Cynthia. This is, you're coming from the Kenya School of Fake Boy friends. And I totally think that. I don't buy a bill.

No, I buy it. I buy that Cynthia's. First of all, Cynthia likes shady guys. We know that. She was with Peter for a long time. I mean, Peter's bro. This is, you know, this is a guy. Peter is someone who basically used her money

and would buy warehouses without telling her literal warehouses or decrepit hovels next to the highway, you know, underneath the buy-house. Yeah, but he was just real with his personality and be like, Fuck you. This is Peter's bro. I'm not saying he was a kid. I think Peter was also a smooth-smart guy.

He just was older, So we just were like, woo, but I think that I think that in this case, at least Cynthia, listen, to quote, to paraphrase Karen Huger, if Cynthia is going to be with some shady mofo, at least have some eye candy to go with it, I am in support of Cynthia and Will. Yes. And he's like, well, we got to get together if we don't want to get bigger than Porsche's big ass or CUMES duck lips. Like, you don't even make any sense anymore to me. Like, why are you even here? Okay, FaceTime doesn't count.

Clay. Just only talks in animal metaphors now. Elephant sucks. If we don't want these elephants growing bigger than a building, oh my god, somebody's feeding the elephant. Okay, my FaceTime work is done. It's like no. Well, zebra can't change its stripes. Amarita was at a leopard with its spots. Either way, animals by. Has anybody seen the zebra front? They are over

feeling the zebra I'm having a party. Good luck getting pencils to children. Doris is like, are we talking about the zoo here? Because I've been to this part of the zoo before anyone? Like get back to Jersey So Will comes in and he's like hello, it's me Will I just wanted to come in to tell you that I'm leaving to Brazil for a reason I'm not gonna tell you and you know you're You're still in in my head even if I you you know, actually putting my penis into something else.

She's like, oh my god, I love you. He's like, so here are my arms. Here's my smile. Here's my perfect facial hair, my twinkling eyes, my arms again. Goodbye, everyone. And Ken, you're like, don't trust him. You're moving too fast. I was like, you got married after like three days.

How about you stop trying to give advice. And this is a good line that Cynthia gave, which is very rare for Cynthia. So we have to highlight it because she's like, look, I'll listen to Kenyutown. I mean, she's married. Now, I may have had ketchup bottles longer than her relationship.

But highest 57 is not proposed. I bad down girl. You know, simply is pretty funny. You know, we give her a lot of shit for being boring and just only having scenes that revolve around the kitchen island in her home. But she sort of always has low key chuckle-worthy jokes throughout the whole episode. Yes. So Kenya's like, you're moving too fast. And he's going to Brazil. And then Kenya's like, you know, that's where prostitution is legal, right? And the women are gorgeous,

but don't worry, Cynthia. No one's more gorgeous than you. Even perfect looking hookers that cost $5 an hour. Right? Right. Kenya. Good old friend, Kenya. Yeah Yeah nice undermining. So what she's always good for. So then we go over to Shiree's house and she's sort of sitting at a table and she hears noise she goes, who goes there? And it's Cairo. He shows up with groceries and a bag of charcoal and he can make dinner for his mom and it's really sweet. I never thought I'd see the day. She's all over it this episode. So then she gets a phone call while Kyra's making, and you can tell they've never used this girl because she's like, here is a spatula and here is the gas.

Here's a lighter. Then she goes away. So it's like you have the correction facility has called from an inmate and it's like don't but the then by the way another way you can tell they haven't used it is be cut oh wait I never mind. I was almost gonna like shame him for the charcoal but I take it back I unshamed the charcoal.

I support the charcoal. I was gonna say that like it's a gas grill so why is it need to be charcoal but I remember that. You know, I guess those take charcoal anyway, right? I'm not gonna get into it. I'm not gonna get into it. I don't want to shame. I don't want to shame Akira and his grill in his charcoal. In my family and when we grill or smoke, we do it the same way.

All of us in the family do it the same way. Dad! Eddie isn't sure how to do that shit, okay? I have no idea how any of it works. Now just my experience with gas grills that they have like decorative charcoals in them, but it's really just like a whole bunch of flames coming out of a metallic thing, right?

So that's why I was like, you don't need charcoal. And then part of me is like, but I don't really know how his grill works And also am I really gonna shame Cairo forgetting charcoal briquettes at a grill like what what what has this podcast become? Am I really gonna be that petty? I don't know but I'm living for it. I'm just in a mood. What can I say I'm in a mood you know what? There's an elephant in the room. I think you have to discuss it. There is an elephant from Gilliam's Institute of Prisonery, and his name is Tyrone at Federal Prison. And she's like, my kid have never seen me with another man.

Thankfully, this one's invisible too. Then we'll got FaceTime at you. So she gets on the phone with him and they start playing like 70s porn music, and then they do a shot behind like a crystal liquor bottle. Yeah, it's the most romantic thing ever. and then they do a shot but behind like a crystal liquor bottle. Yeah, it's the most romantic thing ever. So, it's kinda like an inner cut. It's so good.

Inner cut with Caro putting bacon down on a sheet pan. And I will shame him for this, he did not use foil. I'm like, you got to clean that pan now, sir. You could have just used foil. Anyway. So, Sirea is talking about how her back is still hurting from that car accident. and Tyrone's like I got something for that pain. Don't worry about that

I'm like, what is that? Is it like a prison meal? Is that gonna sell the pain? I don't know what else you can be giving her right now because you're behind bars Or is that a kiss from spiritual penis for you? He's like now I've got lawyers and people with inquiring minds Will want to see that the government set me up. Okay Tyrone, okay. Okay, but wait a shout out, you know, the inquirer too. And she's like, I'm not just going by his words. I've seen documents.

Like, uh-huh. Oh my god, there's just so many reds to go down here. Where is Sarah Coney when you need her? Moths, right? Blink, blink, blink, blink. I walked to the prison. It took turns out it took me 35 minutes to walk there. But on the day of Tyrone's arrest, it only took him 15 minutes to get there. Was he traveling by car? Hey, baby. It's your one sexy woman.

Okay, well Tyrone, I just wanted to know if I had a Q rating, what would it be? How much could I bring in for an appearance at the Marriott? Have you ever called Shirei at the Best Buy phone booth? No. So Shirei, this guy sounds like he's totally full of it. And of course, it's no one else's, I mean, he's totally full of it. And of course, it's no one else's, I mean, it's everybody else's fault, but he is. And she's like, well, I don't want, I don't want, I don't want my Sunday here.

So, this hang up. So she goes over to the grill and she goes, mmm, those burgers look good. By the way, before she hangs up though, she tells Tyrone that Nini called him a con man, and then Tyrone's responses, Baby, if the world only knew about the love we got, I'm like, okay, that you're talking like a con man. Like that's the worst defense of being called a con man is to say a total con man line.

Yes, and many threatens Nini kinda, because he's like, no, she don't want to say about me because Neenie knows what I know about Neenie. What Neenie don't know is that I have a very successful elephant smuggling business. We can hide them into any room. Any room, normal no. So next up, Mimi and Embella. So this is basically the rest of the episode, right? So Mimi goes over to Embella, the energy reader. And Mimi's like, hey, what's going on? She's like, that's what I want to ask you, Miss Lady. Yeah.

Oh, no, this is going to be good. Now at first, Embella seems fine. She seems just like any other Bravo psychic, right? So, you know, Nini is, Embella is an energy reader. Well, her title changes. Sometimes she's an energy reader. Sometimes she's a medium. Sometimes she's a psychic.

But she wants to, Nini wants to clear the bad energy out of the room. AKA, she wants a march of the elephants out the door, okay? But I'm like, if Dr. Jeff couldn't help you, I don't think Embella is gonna be the one to save the day. Yeah, Embella is not really a life raft, you know? Embella is that one, like if you're dying, she's like, you deserved it, and I could have told you it was gonna happen. Yeah, so Nini starts telling him, Bella, that there's an elephant in the room again and how Nini hates that she's always being referred to as the elephant in the room. And she's like, why don't they talk about their elephants?

Like everyone has like, that the elephants are like Tomogotchi's or something that you like carry around. She's like, you know who I wanna hear from? Babar. That motherfucker. Why have we ever had to apologize? Babar is the new housewife. Babar is like, wait, I just got my peach.

Why do we have to talk about me so much? Babar is basically Mal. Like, hmm. Hi. Hi. I'm a minute-to-elephant. Yeah, I'm a minute-to-elephant. Hey, congrats on buying all those legal notebooks.

So, uh, now Mimi couldn't take it last time she tried this shit because remember when she had the group therapy with Dr. Jeff Mimi, Mimi, don't want Mimi, come back Mimi. Because he of course said maybe part of this is your fault too, Mimi. And she's like, bye. Yeah, so, in fact, sorry to interrupt, but one problem with Neenie is that she always is trying to put these like group therapy sessions together. So that way, other people can take on the blame. But Neenie refuses to admit that she is the source

of a lot of these problems. And so, inevitably, any person, even Embele, can see that, well, actually, maybe not Embele, but most people can be like, well, actually the real problem here is Nini. And Nini gets so frustrated that her plan to make other people look shady and shitty never seems to work. Yes, yeah, because she's, everyone else can see. It's she can't even pretend for five minutes to be a mature human being. Yeah, you know. And of course, people are going to call you out on that. If you want them to be honest, but this time she tries going, she gets it, she organizes it again. And then she's like,

now here's a problem. It's these girls. Yeah. And the lady's like, well, you know, even Embella has to be honest, okay? I'm going to let a big blunt turn off your phone. And he's like, even you knew it's surprisingly okay with that. She's like, okay. So then Cynthia comes in and Bella gives Cynthia such an nasty look. Just like stares her down, hates her and she's like, this is a no-phone zone. And she's like, oh, all right. Is there a kitchen island somewhere where I can put it?

Is there, is there somewhere I can put down my leaf blower town? That's what I say about Lake Bay Lake. It's more like a no phone service zone. And when Candy comes in, she's like, Oh, hello, Candy. I don't shake. I don't shake only hugs. And then they show up the clips of her shaking everyone else's hands, which is hilarious. It's so hilarious that the producers will like, okay, we have receipts on Delay. Okay, and here they are, you know.

And Candy's like, mmm, I don't mind putting down my phone. Occasionally, but who this woman? Ah! Candy, Candy's like, can you give me something to eat? See? No. Rale.

So I'm a dinner, so I'm hungry right now. Mugh. I don't know why I'm I'm hungry right now. I'm sorry. I would serve it. So many of these like so how was the boat ride and candy's like, what's that face? And Cynthia said, you know what that face is? I'm mentioning Steve Harvey on the boat.

On the borrowed boat. How could you? Yeah. So Candy basically tells Cynthia that she had basically has reservations about Will still. She thinks he's shy. See, et cetera. And Em embellis just watching like hmm Would I shake his hand or hug his hand?

And Candy doesn't back down which I'd like because Cynthia gets defensive and she's Candy says this to me all signs point to this guy just wants to be attached to someone with the public eye Basically, he wants press and Cynthia goes, well, I think I'm very datable. You said you weren't Cynthia. She's saying you're on TV and Candy goes, yeah, gorgeous. I'd bone you with Todd. And then he's like, Candy is the gatekeeper, honey. You ain't coming up in here unless you have your social security number honey. Yep and that's why see I believe that and I think candy is on top of her shit which is why stupid people like Johnny who try to come at candy and say that she was taking advantage of him.

I don't think candy plays like that. I think candy runs a tight ship at least with her in terms of what she personally does. I don't know if Todd runs a tight ship but I think candy does and I think she dots her eyes and crosses her teeth because she doesn't She doesn't want to lose it. She knows what's at what's at stake, you know, and she I think it's all and also she went through the Painful process of figuring out if her man was there for the right reasons remember all that shit Dr. Joyce put him through Dr. Joyce I mean Wait, what is that what I said? Mama Joyce mama Joyce sorry Dr. Joyce oh my god remember when Dr. Joyce

brothers came on and really grilled Todd nah you been smoking candy Dr. Joyce butters is like eight no mountain high enough eight no ain't no river deep enough To keep me from you. This is wrong chocolate So me and Porsche Wait, I'm so sure Porsche goes to his house over to Sharaz. Yes, Porsche and Kim. I'll meet over there Yeah, they all show up sort of like a pre-embele moment Where we hear that Sharaz is still on pain and she's been given muscle relaxers but she is not on them right now because she basically doesn't want to be high on TV.

Yes, and then Porsis starts cheering and jumping and like, yes girl muscle relaxes. Like Shreys won something. She thinks she got like a Shia Tsumisaju or something like that. Ooh, relax those muscles. It is hard this day and age to get some opiates, okay? They had to put like a limit on those. So when your doctor actually gives them to you, that is reason to celebrate.

Porsche knows the struggle. Yeah, you have to be careful with those. So Kim is like, so how is him, just go by the way and Porsche's like, at the end of the day. So I was like, well, you tell a you side. so then we get to hear it from Porsche's side or whatever. And so then they decide to go over to this elephant thing and the kairan says, Nini's elephants in the room party.

Yeah, elephants in the room event. I'm loving these like subtle post-production things that they're doing. Like Nini's, what was it? Gays, gals and gays, white party, seafood swat, right? Save the night, remember the day, something party. With the gay. Remember the gays with your white on the elephant being squashed in the room party.

With seafood swat, right? With seafood. Where were the crab like that? And that was. See where? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Should I listen crab? I've got to talk to you about your attitude. I was trying to pinch at people.

Living under the sea. Under the sea, that's where you'll be. How do you know that's where you'll be? You might want to be part of our mermaid. To me, you are little. Okay, you're just a little mermaid. Oh, so... It's like, she's just totally on the nose, Embella.

So Kenya arrives, and I wrote, Kenya arrives elephants. I don't know why, but then... Yes, me. When she gets a hug, she gets up, she... Well, what was great is Kenya arrives, Embella is like, I hug, I only hug. And then as soon as she's done hugging,

she thinks her to get tense immediately. Because Kenny starts, she goes over to put her bag down and Bella is like, okay, some ground rules. One, don't walk away when people are talking to you. And Kenny is like, oh, okay, well, I was just putting my bag down. Okay, well, I'm just trying to tell you some things, okay. And I got excited. I thought Kenny was about to unleash her like nasty Kenya more on Embele. But it never really happened. Well, normally she would have, but she's here for Embele to tell off the people that keep yelling at her to lovely to tell off herself. So she's like, well, she's kind of mean, but as long as she else it came for me, then I'm totally fine with

this. Yeah, the enemy of my enemy is my friend. So she was team in ballet. So Kim's like, huh? Kim, what the hell? Can I bow a vowel? Can you say the whole room darkened when Kim arrived? Which is funny, because Kim has bags that light up like a Vegas billboard So you know embelly gives the whole spiel to Kim and to Porsche. I was like this is a no phone zone

And Porsche is like what? Like the everyone had actually been okay with a no phone thing even Kenya, but Porsche and Kim not having it Yeah, Kim's like I got six babies at home and she's like who doesn't who doesn't know and she goes look I'm very spiritual honey okay I'm keeping my phone. Yeah I didn't understand Kim's excuse for saying no that's not gonna work I got six babies at home and my husband's bringing me pizza The baby's thing is ridiculous because don't they have an Annie and be the the husband's bringing me pizza like This is like I have to have my phone on me because I'm getting a pizza delivery in the middle of this experience and candy is the best Because she's like stop with the six babies at home

Especially when the oldest is 20 and could be watching the rest of them It's true and then I liked when she's like, I don't shake. I didn't say don't touch me Kim's like, well, I don't know what you want. Here's a shake and she shakes her boobs at her Yeah, and embellis like I hate you. Yeah But also when she when Kim was like, I got six babies at home and Bella's like oh you almost got as many a babies as me Like sit down and shut up Yeah, don't give a psychic your phone. You know they've got somebody behind the door going through those phones to get information Okay, yeah, I watched the left of us

So um can you say well everybody else gave up their phones so Shut up Kenya. This isn't your also seafood event. Just be quiet up in there. So Nini addresses the group and she's like, guys, there are a lot of elephants that need to be discussed. And then the lights go off. So on top of everything else, there's an elephant

in the circuit box. Yes. She's like, every time we get together, it was Nini Importion,, Nini Imporsha, but there are elephants amongst us. It's like, what is this? It's like a new movie. Elephants amongst us.

And what are those elephants amongst us? I think actually everyone's in a pretty good place, except for you, or someone else. I feel like only Kevin Costner knows. Like he's the star amongst us. Elephants amongst us. The sequel to Gorillas in the mix. Starting Sigourney Revas. Elephants amongst us the sequel to grillers in the mix the story we was elephants amongst us

the granny we were the granny we were is trying to communicate and sign language with people with elephants so out yeah she's like welcome to the elephant room and then the lights go out and and bell is like I knew that would happen I haven't paid for my electric videos so I timed my non-payment just right. It's like if there's a bad spirit it's there's a bad elephant spirit it's the elephant with a bad wig dressed like peto bism, oh that's Kenya why am I talking like Kim?

I don't know I've been taken over by the spirits. It's okay and you're giving her Lee Unlocking voice. Bum, my hands work just fine. I know, I couldn't have told you that. I would love Lee Unlocking to go after Kim Zolciac. I don't think Kim Zolciac could be Lee Unlocking. Lee Unlocking would actually, I think Lee Unlocking may be the one person who's qualified to take down Kim Zolciac.

Oh yeah, you know, because Neenie can't do it. Neenie's trying, but she can't, but Lee Unlock and could do it. Yeah, she could do it. So she's like, I am Embele, a medium, an elephant medium. And if there's secrets to be shared, I'm gonna shout them out through my trunk. And Cynthia's like, say what now? Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! And then she goes, Sharay. And then she does this thing with her finger

where she just makes her finger go on circles. She's like, I don't know. And then she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah to do a headstand. You're a clappy, you're a clappy. And everyone's laughing, cause it's such a ridiculous display, that's like up and down thing, you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh the most, we've seen a lot of generic psychic advice on Bravo, but this has got to be the most generic of all time. Yeah, this is total fortune cookie crap.

It's like you turn Emble A over and she's got a lot of rememberers on. You know. Eat more Chinese food. Yeah, so then, Cam is playing with porc pork just hair like we're better than this right we're better right. And Emble A is like you want to fix my hair too. Do you have any because that's still not even preven?

Mind your business Emble A. Yeah, so Emble A says she's like candy's candy your secret is you hide things like deja vu. You see things and you hide them like deja vu and can he's like No, Rally if I could tap into that I'd be making moves right now Think it is just happening in my box She can't use this happy that she got a snack. She's like she has fun She said that some other psychic told her that. Was it on the show? Oh no.

I think it was. I think Ambole is full of shit. So then she does this evil head turn snaps to Neenie. And she's like, Neenie, you are not a little girl. You haven't been a little girl for a long time. What people say doesn't matter. And you're a good girl. A good heart. You really, really care. And you're a good girl. A good heart.

You really, really care. And Porsche is saying, if that's what you see a needy, skip over me girl. Yeah, yeah. I mean, obviously, Embole is like, okay, so you're the one who brought all these women and cameras and money to my shop. So yes, you have a heart of gold.

Yes, thank you. Yes. So, oh yeah. And then came's like, you know what? I never heard shit like this before. Um, so oh yeah, and then came like, uh, you know what? I never heard shit like this before. This is so stupid. Yeah, blah blah blah. An Emble- an Emble- an Emble A tells Cynthia that can't use right about will. She's like, you know, you may not like what you hear, but I may have listened in and she's right. You have to listen.

And she's like, chat. These these are arms. Even Miss Cleo's calling him an opportunist. Shit, if that was Miss Cleo, if that was the real Miss Cleo, Will would have his ass here so we can be in the same shot as her. Yeah, all right. I agree with her. All right, P Miss Cleo.

So now Kim and Embley start to pick her. And Embley, what does she say? She says something about it. She's like, what you're saying? What you're saying? And Kim's like, I'm saying that I would believe this shit and she shouldn't be listening to it. And I don't mind saying it right to your face. And she's like, oh, the Dixie Cup is gonna help us out, I guess.

Kim, don't call me a Dixie Cup. I'm like, first of all, this doesn't even make sense. Dixie Cup. I'm carrying a solo cup. How dare you. I am carrying a solo cup. How dare you. I'm pepped abitable and I'm not a dixie cup. There's a dixie cup on top of the pepped abit small. So anyway, so, so, so Kim's, Kim starts saying this thing like,

well, I don't understand your shade because you know, it doesn't make sense. When you're, you say you're from a higher power, like if you're from a higher power, you don't do that shade and I know this because I am from a higher power I can promise you I'm like I can't imagine what sort of higher power Kim is from I don't know like dude Cheetos count as a higher power because I don't I don't remember seeing that in my life. She's like literally got D batteries in here. This is like big batteries.

Yeah. So um and and Bella like, you'll get what you give. Oh, really? Is that a spiritual thing? Because I think I learned that in Sunday school, and you're also getting back what you give you asshole. And she's like, Ken, yeah, you're not going to be here long anyway. And she's like, whoa, wait a minute. I'm not going to die, am I? And she's like, no, but you won't be here. Which I think Kenya does quit and or get fired. So that might be the one thing she got, right?

It is weird. I mean, there has just, Kenya has really been playing a, she's not been absent this season, but she has not really been the center role and she hasn't had that fight in her this season. So it is weird. I probably does wonder what's going on with Kenya, but you know, we have thought that there been times in the past where we've thought about Luan and it's all been false.

Like Luan, not really. Luan did get fired, brought back his friend up and then she learned to bring it again. You know, I'm saying that I remember, but after she was fired, I remember she came back and then was like, oh, is she gonna be fired again? And it's like, oh, no, no, no. There was, I think it was two seasons ago where for the first half, it just seemed like Luhan

wasn't really as much in the mix and then all of a sudden she was like, boom. Yeah. So I have hope for Kenya, but either way. Well, Kenya's just not, her husband won't come on. So she's trying to hide that and not talk about that. So they're already pissed about that. And it looks like next week she really goes off

and says, fuck you to the camera people. So yeah. Can you just got to learn from Stasi that, like, don't sacrifice your reality career for a man. Okay, who doesn't want to be on TV? He knew what he was signing up for. You do you, Kenya, you stay on TV and you keep making fights

because that's what you're here for. Meanwhile, Kim, she starts talking about Embele and she's saying, you know, I've been read you do you can you you stay on TV and you keep making fights because that's what you're here for. Meanwhile Kim She starts talking about Embele and she's saying, you know, I've been read by the long on medium. I've been read by a Tyler This is a bullshit. I'm like I like that you're like she's pulling the Hollywood card on on her mediums Like she's been read by the best of the best of the mediums. Please. Yeah. She's like the Atlanta daily news I mean the back of that the back of those go. So let me tell you something else. Now that is truth. They have truth.

The only medium is worth anything is the lady from New York who, uh, the Turkish lady who made all those women drink those that strong coffee and then read the cups. That's the only one I liked. That's only when he's come up with a lot of real stuff. Oh, who is that? Another lady recently, um, who was it? Was it the New Jersey one?

Yeah, who talked to treerey and Joe Judice. He was like, okay, I'm just a housewife who speaks to dead people. Your mom says hi. He has some rigatoni. Boy. Your mom says she loves you so much. Bye. See you later.

Um, so, Embella is getting mad because Kim will not stop talking during her thing. And Kenia's like, I am sick of this talking. You either pay attention or you leave. Ask for a bathroom key. Like shut up, Kenia. And Neenie's like, um, Kenia rarely gets one from me, but this one. She just doesn't supply. Yeah.

That's a cup of down. And, uh, Embella changes positions and she's she's like, she's like, we need to change, oh no, she's saying we need to change positions on this couch because the connections with the heads and the asses and everything else are bad. Let's move. Now Kim and Kim's like, this is stupid. I'm not moving. And so she's like, Kim, if I were to present you with a bath right now

Would you be willing to allow me to clean you off? She's like literally And then bell is like I want to go outside get some leaves from bushes come outside and scrub you with the leaves and Clean you off and it's like It's like no, I don't feel connected to you. You're connected. Yeah And then we see embelllla, she's pissed, and she starts ashing her blunt. And I know it's not a blunt, it's like sage or something, but she's like ashing it in the capital, like,

threateningly. Listen, Embella is, she works at Starbucks, okay? Let's just be honest, she works at Starbucks. The producers were like, hey, can you do a scene for us? She's like, okay, sure, what do you want me to do? Just be a psychic, you can make it up. She's like, okay, sure, what do you want me to do? Just be a psychic, you can make it up. She's like, okay, okay, as a psychic, you guys all need to change seats.

Okay, I'm gonna wash you with leaves. Does that sound right to everyone? They're like, no. Like, wait, I'm going back Starbucks. He's like, this negative energy broke, Bella. Yeah, so Candy takes over as her own embella. Yeah, Candy't take so far is her own embella yeah candy really does take over as as the as the main embella of the scene and so nini starts she's like say now rally what's going on here why it's everyone man we're the other fans are I need one don't want no don't want

elephants don't eat no elephants and so um it's like, so what's going on? What's the problem here? And Nini is saying she's mad because Porsche is talking about Nini again. It's like, it's like, they're here to talk about the other elephants and not the Nini Porsche elephants. I'm like, what other elephants are there? Stop talking about the other elephants. There are none.

There are none. Nini is delusional, okay. And she's still gonna refuse to fight. And so Porsche is like, now you see, they say don't give it down face is the same don't give it down face you gave me at the party and then they show the face is side by side and it's that same look it's so funny it is and she's like yep those productions really coming for Nini right they do like they call her out for her look

they give her like the ridiculous kairons on the bottom for her events Clearly Nini has made enemies of these people And as Nini does whenever she's called out on something she can't explain or apologize for she's like Again, we're supposed to talk about the other other elephants trucks and asses and legs My go-kate there you go not making any damn kind of sense okay She's like you all have your own elephant. And Gandy goes, ooh! Ooh!

And she goes, you enforce that. And she goes, well, you know the elephants live long. Yeah, elephants never forget. But the thing is this though, candy and porcelain have an elephant, but it's not an elephant that's really in the way. It's not even an elephant in the room. It's more like the elephant went outside to the backyard because they there, you know, Candy doesn't like Porsche, but they are civil to each other. They're fine. They're not fighting every two seconds.

And they already fought about their elephant. And Porsche also, Porsche understands the situation and she's like, you know what, I get it. She's gonna need time. I'm just gonna let it work. And Candy's still not really letting her come back. They don't have an elephant. There's no, there actually like, you know what? I get it. She's gonna need time I'm just gonna let it work and candy's still not really letting her come back. They don't have an L There's no L there actually isn't you know what? There's no elephant. They just have They have some ginger not ginger tender wounds Some still some wounds that are still to that have not healed over have not scabbed over yet Nini's the only one with an elf not even enough I can't and me is Niniini's elephant isn't even about Porsche.

Nini's elephant is candy's elephant with Porsche. Like Nini is just trying to hold onto that elephant so no one has to resurrect that elephant. She's basically like opening up the door and it's like elephant. I put some peanuts on the floor, come back in here and they're like no, the door's too small. We don't have room for an elephant. We're're like, we're fine. We're fine. We don't really like each other. But there's no elephant. There's no awkwardness.

Yeah. The elephant is Lazarus. And it's like, I do not want to be brought back to life again. OK? I just want to die. Just please let me die. So then Shere is like, yeah, but you said, we had elephants.

Where's all the elephant? Where's our elephant? And he's like, I do not have anything to talk to you about. Do you understand me? I do not have anything to talk to you about. Do you understand me? I do not have an F the Fet to talk about with you. And she's like, yeah, but you don't have to say with attitude. And she's like, I was just talking about Kim and her elephant ass. And then it shows the call where she's like,

Sheré, you and I have elephants too. It's like she can't even remember what she's fucking doing. Get rid of the meaning, get rid of her. And how do you have an elephant party that, first of all, does not involve giving gifts and then taking away from people, how do you have an elephant party and then say you don't wanna talk about your elephant with Shirei?

You cannot have the grand elephant summit and then just not participate in elephant spotting and ushering out of the room. No, you didn't even bring peanuts. room. You didn't even bring peanuts. Yeah. You didn't even bring Trump's children to slay the elephant for its ivory, okay? What kind of elephant party is this?

So she's like, well, I know about an elephant, Tyrone. So let's be clear, Neenie. You got mug shots? I got mug shots. You got mug shots? I got mug shots. And Neenie's like, well, like I got a much that is the same as going to prison and being locked up in now being locked up in Bundy isn't the same as getting 20 years yeah which is

true by the way yes I'm sorry I was I was I was gonna say more about that yeah I was like I have nothing else to say except that was true. No elephants there. Well, Candy told me that you had something to say about it and Candy's like, rawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So then Kim starts winds up starting up with Kenya by saying, you know, she starts muttering things that Kenya just is jealous of Shirei Because Shirei is in love, you know, and so then it's like oh well cuz Kenya but and she's like well to be fair That is true. He is in jail right. He is in prison and Shirei goes nope. I don't know that that's the truth because he's appealing He's still in prison. Yeah, right So then Kim and then Kim then accuses Ken, you're just trying to get a rise out of her.

Kim's like, you know, Ken, you're just trying to get a rise out of me. I'm like, Kim, you're, you're specifically to get a rise out of everyone. Juicy and Bella left, she left her psychic den. She left the elephants because you got a rise out of her. That's all you do. You come in, you say and send air and send airy things. You are the riser. You're the chief riser. You're like a big bowl of yeast with your riser. And so as Kim does, she whips out her phone. She's like, let me see what Krois saying here. Yeah. You know, Krois saying something. And then Kenya's like, the other

the other elephant is camping rude. I all wait for you to put your phone down like you're not a known phone zone in case you didn't hear from him valet she hugged me so yeah can you basically like not gonna happen bridge and synthy says here's what I want to know why don't you guys like it to the child and can you say well i don't have a problem with anybody until they have a problem. And you know, it started last year at Sharay's party and I was throwing Sharay that Sharay and Kim came for me.

Now in that, and they even show the clip, Kim was not really coming that hard. Kenya was being fucking rude and loud and Kim told Stuck Up for her friend. I thought at the time. But then this time, Kim really came too hard for Kenya. Like they're both assholes and they're both terrible. The first time Kenya's fault, this time Kim's fault. No, this was 100% Kim's fault. Even Ensen Diaz is like,

it's like, it's true, you came for Kenya. She wasn't starting up with you. And so Kim, of course, is rolling her eyes at that. And they all decided to stand up and to go and Kim tells him he's like, why you got to butt in? Just stand there and be gorgeous, which is such an obnoxious. She is pretty face.

And Cynthia is like, why you tell me to be that? Why don't you be quiet and be a pretty face? Oh, that's right, because you're not a supermodel. You're just like a pair of wax lips on a wig. Yes, because Kim's like, well, it's when you came after my kids. And she's like, oh, I did not come for your kids. I'm Cynthia. It's like, you have a pretty face too. And also, I don't think that kids should be on social media talking, but thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Bye. So Neenie tells us like, Elephants, we need a therapist, and elephant therapist. Did you hear that?

I thought we were gonna scat. No, that's Ella Fitzgerald. So, so Neenie tells Kim to hold back. So they all leave, so Kim and Neenie have a conversation. And Neenie is trying to get through to Kim. And be like, you know, I thought we were cool, but the energy always seems to be off. And I thought this was interesting because the way that Nini talked to Kim,

and was trying to reconcile with Kim, it's very different than anything with Portia. I actually felt like Nini was being kind of real when she was talking to Kim, and Kim was just being obnoxious. And the thing is, when you see what I believe was Nini being real, you realize how when she talks with Port believe was Neenie being real, you realize how when she talks with Portia, she's not being real and she's just making up a big fight because

she thinks it's for good television. And that's what's frustrating because you're being a diva with Portia because I mean, I do feel like her ego was bruised, but you're being ridiculous with her probably because you think it's good for TV, but it's inauthentic and that's why that stupid feud is so stupid and doesn't really resonate very well. Yeah, and this is when she's like, well, you said you mentioned that handicap space and you know, Greg had only been, Greg had only been out of the house for two days

and you had a heart issue, I would think you'd understand, which bitch, that is not your handicap sticker, okay? And Kim's like, well it's not about Greg because he's one of the finest men on the planet. I love him and Look here's the thing you're not yourself like at your party. You weren't in your body I was like are you on drugs? Are you on drugs? That's what I was thinking are you on drugs? And he was like, um, no No, just like no, I wouldn't be on drugs. I'm so happy.

It was leaning the door. Yeah, that was a weird denial from Nini Nini. When she gets accused of something that is not true, she spazes out. And this was not, this was, she was like, this was, yeah, this one she's like, that's silly Kim. Look how we can kill them. Yeah, she's like, that's silly.

Now, let's talk about something else. Like, why is our relationship always been surface? You know, honest feelings, you've never been supportive of me, Kim, because Mimi is from that housewife school of if you don't retweet everything and send her money when her house is about to be repossessed or whatever.

She has a very selfish idea of what being supportive means. Right, exactly, which is why it's funny that when Porsche said that she retweeted all of Neenie's stuff about being in Cinderella or whatever, and Neenie was like, oh, that's what our friendship is, a tweet that does not count as friendship, and then here she is complaining to Kim's ulceriac about that.

That's exactly how she marks friendship. She's not the only one. It's like a Theresa Jude guy. She's like, man, you need some point. Which means fighting for you, even when you're completely back afterwards wrong. Yeah. So Neenie, it Kim's like, what did not support you in?

She's like, anything. And she goes, you don't even believe this horse shit, Mimi, come on. She's like, it's elephant shit. Have you not been paying attention? So Mimi is like, we're not on the same page is what this is. So bye.

Bye. It's like these two. It's frustrating. Get rid of them. This show was doing fine. Yeah, that's fine. I don't understand why the producers felt the need to bring back Nini and Kim. I mean, I can sort of see Kim because she is sort of a hilarious guest to come back on. But the show was doing great.

Last season was really amazing. And they got rid of Fadre. Why don't you bring on someone new? Why are they not cultivating new people for this show? Maybe it's hard to bring on a new person. Maybe their ego's have all gotten so big. But bringing Nini and Kim back, it was unnecessary. And I feel like the chemistry is a little strange

this season overall. Yeah, because they won't even talk about anything. And they've relegated everybody else to supporting characters. When everybody else carried the show just fine without these two jokers, it's not bad. It's not bad, it's not bad. Yeah, yeah, I would say I would I agree they won't do it, but they they should because I don't know I honestly don't know what Neenie's bringing the table.

She brings funny quips in her interviews. That's you can't deny that. She's hilarious in her interviews, but like the storylines that she's driving feel contrived. If you're only fighting for the whole season is candy's fight that candy doesn't even care about. And then she won't even, you know, this, it's a waste of my time, meaning. Yeah, I mean, maybe they brought her in

because Kenya wasn't doing what she normally does because she's in marital bliss or whatever. So, but why not, why not bring in some new blood? Let's get some new faces of Washington new faces because we have that for sure But like bring in some new new cast members Well, I think it was like it's the 10-year anniversary So let's bring back some originals which the idea is good But these originals are just spoiled. They're terrible get rid of them I mean so Ray came back and so Ray plays hard and she's funny

She doesn't know and she's funny. She does a great job. And she's just honest with whatever's going on. However crazy it seems. You know, these two ridiculous. Yeah, clear them. I don't think Kim is honest with what goes on. I think, Kim is, she is just a diva for no reason. And Nini is a diva.

She, Nini has potential. There's always a glimmer in the season where you say, oh, old Neenie is back and then it goes away. It's been happening for years now. It's very frustrating. Yeah. All right. Well, let's wrap this up because this is an hour and 20 minutes long and we're still talking about these idiots.

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