Watch What Crappens - RHOA: My Big Fat Greek Divorce

Episode Date: March 10, 2020

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Ben Ron 2020 Election shirts up so go get those over crap and smurch calm boat hip-a-crack. Yeah, yeah, 2020 And now let's move on to real housewives of Atlanta Real housewives of Atlanta This episode is titled Greece is the word. The word is the word. I see what they did there. See? Yeah. So this is a vacation episode slash divorce episode. Yes. And Trixi Monaco is just opening this episode in robot voice. I don't even know what she's talking about.

It's a very heavily auto tune. Trixi, I skipped right and get down. It's like, what's Trixi? You can get auto tune to make your tune better, but you still need to annunciate Trixi, okay? Yeah. Yeah, you tell her. You tell her.

So everyone's packing. We see Portia. She's packing with Miss Diane, her mom, for going to Greece for the big trip and then all of a sudden her phone, she gets a text and she has some text on that. She's like, oh my gosh, mommy. What happened? And then we go to Eva. And Eva's not even prepared for it. The camera is focused on the microphone up in the ceiling when Eva gets her text, and then they have to tilt down to her face

to get her reaction. Yeah, the biggest shock in this scene was Eva was not laying on the couch. She's actually in her interview chair. And she's like, did you see this? And then we see the tweets that everybody is all the blog posts that people are reading. Can your moors exclusive break up with hubby mark day. Yeah, Kenny has an out. She's getting a divorce.

Yeah, it's all happening. And then we go over to Nini and she's face timing with Marlow. And she's like, I just got all these Texases and looks like they're breaking up or whatever and and Marlow is there. I mean, they're just like ready to pounce on this. Marlow's like, yeah, can you more just had a gorgeous event last night? This is less than 48 hours later. I'm like, uh, that's 24 hours, but it's fine. Yeah, and then they immediately start dissing her dress. Mimi's like, well, I like to address from the party at least.

And Marlow's like, well, it was pretty. I don't know if it was Dolce or inspired by but. And he's like, well, look, I don't even care if they split up or they're together, whatever. But were they ever together? Really together? Yeah. Together together? Yeah, just the reshade anyway. Although there are a lot of people who don't believe that they were ever married. I thought they were married. I thought miserable. the married. I don't believe anything that comes out of Kenya's mouth. Still. Rough episode for her. So, you know, feel for her there. But yeah, I don't know that I believe it or not, but I did Google it after you find the, I find the wedding records. No, uh-uh.

I couldn't find it. Well, no, I couldn't, I couldn't find any stories about it being fake or whatever. I was looking up Sam Marage. And then I, and you know, it just goes to show you. Googling is an art and I don't know it. Very well. Yeah. I think I, I think maybe I had a passing, passing feeling that I wanted to look it up. But then I just thought of Mark Daley just sitting on the couch,

and be like, wow, Kenya, why are you getting dressed before me? Really, Kenya? Really, Ken? And I was like, you know what? Fuck you. I just sat down and talked to him. Yeah. The hatred for that guy overshadows anything

I might feel about this story being true or false. Yeah. So let's go over to Kenya's house. Cynthia comes over and she's talking to Candy in the driveway. And Candy's like, did you talk to her? Because I talked to her the night before all this came out. I mean, I'm surprised it came out. Let's compete to see who can do the goal first.

Cynthia's like, yes, I took a break from reading open mic, failed this fall and decided that I would call Kenya and tell her about this wonderful manuscript I'm reading right now and turns out that she was going through something terrible and I said, well, as my fiance Mike said in his book, open mic, you have to know how to argue with someone. Um, so she's like, yeah, I think that she's just so in love that she's taking a lot of shit. She would normally not take because she has a kid, you know. So they go inside and we see a picture of Mark and making his baby sleeping as armpit.

He's so great. Everything about this guy so gross. He's so gross. It's not cute. The baby's head is nuzzled in his armpit. Gross. Why don't you put that in a frame, and I also got grossed out I went I had dinner with some of our friends like Angie our friend Angie Who who has been on this podcast race on me?

We so we were hanging out over the weekend. We're talking about this whole thing and I was like What is the deal with this marriage? Why did they get together and I you know I settled on this? This thought that I bet Mark, when they were dating, totally sold Kenya bill of goods. And because we've had this argument over and over again, well, she's terrible, like, did she drive into it or no, he's terrible, blah, blah, blah, blah. I believe that he was saying all sorts of bullshit things when they were together, like, listen, you don't have to do anything the rest of your life.

I'm gonna take care of you. The whole rest of your life, I'm gonna take care of you. You don't have to do anything, okay? I'm gonna do it all for you. You know that he said, you know he said all that bullshit and she was like, and she loved the fantasy and then he didn't do shit for her. So guess what Mark, fuck you for not fulfilling your end of the bargain in my head. He doesn't seem like the type to be fake about anything. I think he would have. I think he would because he's I don't know. I'm not sure issues. I think that he I think he was he says that stuff because he wants to believe that he can be that person, but he is not that person. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't think that deeply about it. I just look at them and see look to gross people they found each other Wow, what's probably the healthier way to look at it? I Unfortunately think way too deeply about it. Narcissists find each other, you know And then they make each other crazy for eternity. Yeah, whether they're together or not Yeah, that's true so yeah, so now Candace and Diego into the house and Kenya's in her bedroom crying and She's confused just know what to do with herself Candians and they go into the house and Kenya's in her bedroom crying and

she's confused. She doesn't know what to do with herself, etc. And you know, she's just sort of like in the state of shock. Yeah, and she doesn't know she wants to go on this trip because she knows that these girls are just going to jump all over her. Oh, and she's telling us a story of what happened. So she tells us what happened after the event. She's like, well, Cynthia said, so he made a statement. So that's why you made a statement. She goes, yeah, he forced my hand.

He went to the event and he was irritated. And I just don't know why. Like he wasn't loving. He wasn't being nice. He was muttering things under his breath. Everything I did was a problem. And then we see clips of that of all of that. And she's like, and then we get in a new bur,

which I was mortified by, that they were in a new bur. Come on, production. step it up, production. And we took off and he was livid and he said, I didn't even want you to come. Wow. And to the event that she arranged and leveraged her star power for, and basically, all her friends,

like, wore that old friends, yeah. Asshole. So she's like well somehow I ruined his night and so he gets she said he gets mad and then he just comes to me and he won't stop until I'm completely destroyed and Cynthia's like were you scared and she's like yeah because we fought but never in that close of quarters you know yeah and basically the Uber driver had to kick mark out of the car and Kenya told Mark not to even come back to the house. So it was like that bad that the Uber driver had to kick him out, which is pretty.

That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. So she's like, well, my instincts are telling me that he's doing, he's in something else because she's seen these text messages. And there's this woman who's been begging him to keep their sex life going even though he's married now Mm-hmm And he's still communicating with this chick. Yeah, what the hell? Exactly and so she says so I called her and I said you might want to take me off the speaker phone This is Mrs. Mark Daly. I was like of course she said that of course

She said this is Mrs. Mark Daly and for those of you who wonder why did she go for this guy in the first place it's because she wanted to have moments where she could say this is Mrs. Mark Daley. Like there's a lot of like other fucking Mark Daley. I am all wired. So yeah she basically threatened this woman. It was like don't you dare. I know where you live. Don't call back. Don't try to have sex with my husband. And then they pair, then Kenya and Mark had a big fight about it afterwards.

Yeah, which typical. He's like, what are you going to? So, what are you going to? Yeah, so, Candy's like, yeah, I'd kill him. So, yeah, exactly. So she's basically just, um, came to us and mass, you know, she doesn't want to go on the trip and all of that. And so then we go to the airport and Porsche is like, fuck this. I'm bringing hot dog. Yeah. I'm

bringing her. Yeah, she's bringing HD, baby. She's bringing hot dogs. She's bringing Miss Diane. She's bringing, she's bringing everyone, she's like, whatever, bringing the whole gang. I thought Dennis was going to a certain point. I'm not, maybe he's there, maybe he's just like at a, he's like lost at the Acropolis, but you know, I can only, I can just imagine Dennis on an airplane.

I feel like he'd probably be the number one target to get like deep vein thrombosis, right? I feel like he just sits there and does not move for 18 hours. Like he just is like an airbag. He's like an auto airbag. Just, just already deployed. I feel like when like when the fly attendants come by and offer him a beverage, he just still sits there. Even though he says like, y'all have one, he doesn't move. And then they have to like lower the tray and it like pops him in the head. And they're like, sir, we're going to need you to lay back

for the tray and he just doesn't move, sir. Sir, all right, we're just going to rest this tray on your forehead and put this cup in your hand and maybe you can figure out the rest, sir. No. Mimi shows up in pajamas, glitter pajamas. She goes, she sees the baby and she's like, Hi, Dennis.

Hi, Dennis. To the baby, because she looks just like Dennis, which is so funny. PJ is, by the way, staring at everyone, like, who the fuck are these people? Why is this crazy world? Little hot dog's face is my favorite face on Bravo. I love it.

So Marla comes and she's like, Candy, you're Coltty the other day and you didn't answer. Candy's like, yeah, because you're calling to gossip about whether or not Kenya is really divorced. She's like, will you see? Yeah. I just want to know what's going on. I mean, it's been 200 hours since that event happened.

Like, my life was literally 36 hours ago. That's something I was like, well, maybe you should be censored to this situation or chill. How should I chill? Sure. Mm-hmm. And still maybe it's like, well, she feels like some people would be using it to go in on her. And he needs like, well, she feels like some people would be using it to go in on her.

And he needs like, well, she should have thought about that before she brought a woman in front of Tania. So this is going to be a good wake up call wake up wake up. Which is not the most sensitive, not the most sensitive thought, not necessarily wrong. I mean, he is not one of the one of those moments where he needs not wrong, but not very sensitive. Not and you know, for someone who wants to act like, I know, listen, I'm going to be a mother hand right now. So you're about as Vegas can he is. Okay. Yeah.

So then Tanya and Paul arrive and for us to like, Hey, Paul, we miss at the charity. A man. And he's like, Oh, well, my friend had a foundation dinner. So divide and conquer. Okay. Bye. Yeah. And Tanya is she's like, yeah, he's like, I'm not saying around with you bitches. And Tania is like, wow, we're going to Greece. Oh,

Oh, Oh, It's like, man, we're gonna need to take up your shoes. Oh, And then we go on the plane degrees and guess what can be doing eating. It's the candy eating cam what does candy eating right now well then the camera goes on to Cynthia and she goes hi I'm just reading open mic I was like really you're gonna shill open mic on the to the producer who's holding their iPhone on the on the plane why do you need to chill open mic like this whole book is about how he cheated all the time constantly stop chilling the book.

Well, you know, at least she wasn't watching the stupid dog movie. Although honestly, it was a long flight. She probably did watch it. She's like, child, you ever see the art of driving in the rain? It's not a dog actually. It's not about driving at all.

It's sort of about driving. It's a race car driver. Anyway, the point is this, you have to know how to argue with your dog. That's what you got to do. Oh, and now there's a new dog movie for you to hate. Call of the wild, because that's going to be playing on the main topic. Well, at least that's a new talk movie for you to hate call of the wild because that's going to be playing Well, at least that's based off here at least that has at least that's based off of

like a super famous Story right like at least that's lose that has some literary merit as I mean I know that the art of driving the rain is Or racing in the rain is based off of a book, but I swear to God. It's been months now I've been complaining about this for months. When we, when we flew back from where do we go last? Wherever we were. Nebraska.

Guess what? More people watching the art of racing in the rain and crying. And like, I swear to God, if I have to watch Amanda Westerface in, you know, like having a slow, sick dance with my love and toilia while the dog watches. One more time. It's like that's always the scene I took my eyes up. It's always that scene. Like, let's have one last dance. Spoiler alert, it does not end well. So I'm getting I'm triggering myself. I'm sorry, everyone. I did it to myself. I was

brought up yourself, worked them to a froth of the thing. I brought it up and now I'm angry at Cynthia. And there's no guarantee that she watched it, but let's be honest, she totally watched it and cried on the plane and then asked everyone if they'd seen it. No. The art of open mic in the mail. The art of racing with the chill.

With a dog, stezy dog, but now he's my dog. So it's a different dog. And then is Kenya coming? Is Kenya coming? Is Kenya coming? Well, she's in Greece. She was on your plane the whole time, suckers. Yeah.

How does that, how does that work? I don't know. They might have had a delay over it. Like, luggage? Like, where was Kenya? That was one of, that's gonna be one of the questions that will always hang over this television show. How did Kenya get to Greece faster than them?

So basically, they arrive in Greece and they're all getting on with this little bus and Porsche is like that is of another world her booty. It is unbelievable. Yeah, so Kenya's like, well, I wasn't gonna come. What ever Kenya? That's always Kenya's move. I'm not going to be there. Surprise on here. So she ended up showing up, of course, and the attention spot to get the most attention. And Candy's like, well, she could have given me a heads up, but at least she's here. And I have to do less on this strip now. Yeah. Yeah. And Candy

gets on the bus. She's like, I made a guys. And everyone's like, Woo, cool. I wrote there's one woohoo. It's from the bus driver. So they drive to the Airbnb or wherever it's the villa and there's gonna be a, it's bedroom time. They got to figure out what the bedrooms, et cetera. And so they're talking about what the bedroom situation is gonna be and Nini of course is like not gonna share.

And Cynthia needs her privacy because she basically plans on having phone sex with Jail, which I don't need. Don't need to know about that. And then the question is, Candy's like, you're going to be playing with yourself. And Porsche is like, does he see you when you do it? Yeah, it's kind of how fun sex works guys. Yeah. So, uh, hotel arrivals. The first time that they've arrived at a hotel and they're giving flowers instead of

booze. So that's not a good sign. Yeah. Tanya. Tanya's excited. Oh, guys, this looks beautiful. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and meanly terrified of cats. Imagine how they feel. Yeah. You know, cats can sense Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, just like all around wonderful animals, maybe. I'm not going to disagree with that. I love the kitty cat. I love the cat. I love a cat. I think it's wonderful that you come to this Grecian villa and there's just like cats, although they look a little stray.

I don't, I don't go, I don't hang around with stray cats, especially, you know what's weird? You get so used to cats being spayed and neutered that when you see a stray cat and has like balls, you're like, whoa, that cat has balls. That's weird. Yeah, dog parks, dogs hate the dogs with balls. Like get on me here, dog with balls. They fight with them.

Okay, why did Egyptians worship cats? Google it because cats could protect against the tiny monsters that made Egyptian homes unsafe. Well, they're totally failing in Greece. No kidding. Neenie totally got in. Neenie got in. You need some Egyptian cats. Yeah, wearing your glasses, okay. Yeah, wearing your glasses, okay.

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Later in Egyptian history, the goddess of Baste, sometimes just vast, replaced maf'dit as a feline goddess of choice. This is in the Egypt, right? Yeah. Wow. So there you go everybody. There's your history for the day. So yeah, me and he's like, I'm scared of them, honey. And Porsche is like, who knew if there was so much pussy and grease? Well, the grease knew if you ever look at any of those Greek, those Greek myths, it's like Zeus saw a lady and FUCTER. It's always like, every single myth is like Zeus turned himself into a swan and the lady pet the swan and the swan FUCTER. I was like, damn it Zeus. I read a lot of those Greece fiction, those Greeceian fiction

books, like the Greek gods that they've turned into fiction books. And it's basically like the history of Greece is basically fucking okay if the elements it's all the God of rain fuck the God of the sky and it's he cheated on her with a town's girl who was like just you know covered in dirt and fuck yeah it's like Persephone Persephone was hanging out with her mom to meet her and then Hades was like hey come down to Hades fuck sir and now they got a time share he spends half the year up there, half the year with Hades, fucking, and there's some pomegranate seeds involved. A lot

of fucking a lot of it's all fucking courses like, there's so much pussy increase. Good thing I didn't bring Dennis, which is very, yeah, Dennis, like he has no more room for any long grease shit names, you know, desu just outside the the the Parthenon, like a little, like one of those like street vendor hot dog things like like a bacon wrapped hot dog just laying in them to

tourists. So then we get a tour of the Villas and of course Kenyan Candy are getting the masters. There's double masters. So they get a master each and they have pulled down screens like for a projector in Tania's like, if there there's an Apple TV, you can get off on that.

Oh, my. Cynthia's like definitely considering that. She's definitely saying of Amazon Prime, like prime prime now will deliver an Apple TV to whatever part of Greece they're in Athens. Yeah. So Kenya basically, they all have to sit outside and they've come up with games to decide who's going to get the rooms. Yeah. And of course the way that Kenya announces it is so Kenya. She's like, so ladies, we are so happy to have you. We were so glad that you loved the villa that we selected for you. God, Ken, you're just a real saint.

I know. So I don't even, I don't even know what that the first, the first challenge was even a challenge was it just sort of like you, do you get third choice? Whatever it was, Cynthia got it. And all she had to do is do dishes for her room, something like that, right? Yeah, they didn't tell, they didn't tell them what it would be. They just said who is willing to go first and something's like, I will. They're like, okay, you have to do dishes, but you get first choice, which by the way, dishes have never been done on any housewives show in the history of housewives.

I was like, she totally is. It's like watching Jack Bauer grow the bathroom on 24. It never happens. Do you imagine it's like 30 minutes of the show. That kind of jack has some oatmeal for the first time in months. So he's going to be a while. Quad. Yep, guys. Let's just watch.

Let's see if Nina is still around doing some bullshit. President Palmer. Just just Jackson in the toilet, Chloe's out at the door. Jack, when you're done, there is a baby under my desk still. So then they have to do, they have to eat disgusting things. Well, there's also a wafters, take their may, whoever can take their make-up off

and clean the lashes first wins the next one And then it was the food challenge Neenie one dot that the makeup one And then it was a food challenge Eating sort of yeah an hour exciting times. Yeah, so then someone's like well, okay Whoever jumps in the pool first can take someone else's room and Porsche is like already in the pool She's like yeah, it's like a dust cloud. It's like a dust outline of Portia and the rest of her is in the pool. And Marlowe's like, don't mess up your life. Brian.

Yeah. She's like, I got that good. Go naked here, right? She's like the weather. It is the better. She's talking about my hair. Some of the things like that. It was funny.

That's funny. So Cynthia and Nini are going to share the private villa with two bedrooms. Yeah. And basically everybody goes to settle it and get ready for dinner. And Cynthia comes over to Neney's room and she's like, well, howdy neighbor. Hello. Howdy. Well, howdy neighbor.

Howdy neighbor. It wasn't too long ago when Neney would have rather gone outside and slept next to cats and steaks than sleep next to me But that just goes to show that Helkin frees over honey even grease even grease. That's what happens when you know how to argue with someone Am I right everyone Michelle Obama? So she's like, you know Kenya is going through a hard time and you have been married the longest

I mean if we don't catch your divorce and you're almost divorced and then you're other almost divorced and your current almost divorce where we are with that. But anyway, the point is your old. So it might be a chance for you to have for a golden nugget hashtag golden nugget hashtag. I was like, what's that golden nugget in a enough. Baby wine, so they're chill too. Yeah, so she want, and Neenie just turns around like, what? You want me to do what? And what's this about a golden nugget? What? Yeah, and Neenie's like, well, if I offer advice, please receive it because it's coming

from a good place. Yeah. Because Neenie's in it. Yeah. What are you talking's in it. Yeah. What are you talking about? And then she says, well, I'm talking to her. I've been trying with her. She is the one who doesn't want to talk to me.

I don't even dislike her. OK. My comedy thinks of you said in this episode alone for CrySync. I know. Neenie at first, because she gives this look like you want me to give a golden nugget of whatever that means. But then I think she realizes, oh, wait, no,

this is a chance for me to take the higher ground. And then Kenya can, we'll say some bullshit, and then I can be the victim, or not even the victim, but I can look like I was the bigger person. So she, of course, suddenly, is like, oh, yes, you know, like without a question, you know, if it's, if this is a woman who's breaking up in a relationship and I have some, if I have something good to say I'll say it. But like you said, she adds that extra thing where she's like, but it should be received because coming from a good place. I'm like, she's going through something horrific right now and how she receives something

from someone who is like BFF with her soon to be ex-husband. I don't know if you should be calling the shots and how she should be receiving that. Yeah. So the girls all gather at eight because that's when they're supposed to gather. And Amy is like, where's Kenya? And Candy just goes late because of forest Kenya for the time of the nanny. Yeah. And she wakes up the nanny. And she's like, oh, you guys are already in bed. So like, yeah, we're both asleep actually. Do you want me to wake up the nanny and she's like, Oh, you guys are already in bed. So yeah, we're both asleep actually. Do you want me to wake up the baby? Yeah, she's gonna make me wake up the baby.

Please. The nanny is like, yeah, remember how it's gonna go to the oven busters? And you're like, guess what? You have to fly to Greece right now. Yeah, that's where I'm at right now in my mind. So Marlos is like, is she okay? We just care, we just really care.

Yeah, Marlowe, really a beacon of sincerity, that one. Yeah, she really is. So can you finally comes out and they're all being really nice to her? And he's like, can you still have your doggy squirrel and whatever? Can you? Peanut butter, she's like, me twirl and... Actually, I don't even know what the other name is like me twirl and actually I don't even know the other name is but twirl and friend of twirl yes I do have them yeah and Kenya's like well it is helpful to have the love and support of my circle but it has to be genuine so then she thinks

that they're gonna step her in the back whenever it's convenient for them. I'm like, yeah, you would do the same Kenya. Let's not play games here. Yeah, that's the thing with Kenya being this like big victim of everything. It's like it's Kenya. You know, you still have to remember who you're talking. It's still Kenya. It's still Kenya. So they finally eat and candy tells them, well, I'm on a diet. They're like, what? Who are you? Yeah, I'm doing a nude scene. So yeah, she basically got she got a book on the shy but she's not gonna be the lesbian anymore. She's gonna be a woman who's married to a gangster guy gangster dude and I don't know if she still has to do a

sexie or not but she's just using it as an excuse to go on a diet which we've all been there be like well tomorrow I got to go to staples to get some vanilla folder. So better start a diet. It's like, okay, yeah, whatever it takes. Yeah, I'm on a diet every day. Not every night though. That's the problem. Yeah, because a calendar if I was on a diet for two hours, come on, why haven't I lost

any weight? I rewarded my healthy eating by ordering a chocolate shake from fat cells last night. So that's my diet. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat.

I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm not going to be able to eat. I'm so happy we're all laughing and smiling to our beautiful host who are so happily married. Candy and Kenya, congratulations. Thank you for everything. So now Neenie is like, Kenya, I know that you and I aren't the closest, but obviously we've

all heard what's going on. And, you know, I've gone through divorce and, you know, Cynthia and Porsche have also, it's genuinely the same. And I just really want to know if you're okay. And Marlowe's like, I can, I can, I can second that. Me too. Yeah. I want, what, what she said.

So Kenia is like, um, I really appreciate the fact that Cynthia and Kenia came over and checked on me. And Porsche, I appreciate that you reached out to me and Marlow. And I just wanted to say, the guy who handed us the flowers, that was so nice. And the luggage handlers at Delta, they did a great, am I forgetting anyone? Oh, I forgot somebody. I would like to think that screen for coming down in the bedroom. That's a great feature. And even just like giving out. Even you thanks for being nice to me.

Of course, me. It's all pissed. Yeah. But you're getting pissed. But did you text or anything? So why are you getting pissed? Exactly. And my God, I mean, it is shady. What Kenya is doing. I didn't actually think as far as Kenya's shade goes, this really was not the worst thing in the world. And again, don't forget the context that like Mark is down with Nini and Greg. And Kenan doesn't know really where Nini's loyalties are.

So she's like guarded. I sort of get that. And Tanya's like, well, I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Oh, Bob, but I do hope they can work it out at the same time. A lot of what she did to me makes sense. And I was like, Tania is so nice because anyone else would have been like, oh, well, based on what she did to me, what goes around comes around Karma's bitch. But she's more like, oh, well, based on what she did, that makes sense. And I understand. I was like, she is so nice. She is so nice.

She was too much. I took it as her saying, you know, she's accusing my husband of cheating and being a bad man. And her husband was cheating. Yeah, that's a bad math time or whatever. Right, she is saying that. She is saying like, oh, she was basically projecting,

but she was not like reveling in it. She wasn't being like, ha ha. She was based like, oh, now I see. It was coming from her workplace. I was just like, I love Tania. I do too. And Kenya's like, I want you to have a good time, everybody. I don't want this to overshadow anything, even though I will bring it up every five minutes.

So then Cynthia's like, okay, well, I have to get up and do the dishes in celebration of chill. However, in the spirit of children, I would like to force a tangent candy and Marlowe and everybody to join me. But let's just keep me and candy out here to talk a little longer. Guys, you have the open mic. I think I'm just gonna go to bed and and Nini is like, wow, well, Kenya's snub me at the table twice and now and we see a flashback a few seconds ago when Kenya thanked everyone except Nini. So now Nini is feeling snubbed.

I mean, she was snubbed. She is snubbed. But like, she also, it's like it's not about you, Nini. Like, Kenya is the one who's actively divorcing at this moment. Yeah. And she's like, if she is a sad woman cause it takes nothing to say, thank you for trying.

Okay, here's your fucking award. Yeah, here's your great leaf. Shut up. Yeah, you know what that could, by the way, Nina, what you're saying is not necessarily wrong, but it also applies to you. Like maybe when Kenya showed up at your event that you were already late for and then after seven minutes, she said, what, like what am I doing here? Maybe your response to that should have been, well, I still appreciate that she even came in the first place, but no, it wasn't.

It wasn't. Yeah. So Marlowe's like, well, Neenie was trying to fellowship, but that's wrong, Cynthia, that is wrong. And Neenie goes, actually, and she also didn't say my name in that part where she was saying people's name. I was like, oh, good. So then Kenyan, can you and Candy your talking?

Well, well, Nini goes, well, I was just gonna say that, Nini goes, you know, I put all of our drama side and as a married woman and as a woman who's been through a lot of real things, fuck, Kenyan. Let's be real clear, fuck, Kenyan, her bad skin. Holy shh. Which was funny and also totally ridiculous. Oh, shh.

So Kenyan is talking to Candy inside and Candy's like, well, why would you be like that? She was trying to make an effort. Yeah. Can't you just reciprocate? And she's like, I'm going through stuff. Just let it be. Just let it be, Candy.

And Tammy's like, well, I think you should tell her that because she's going to take into something else. It's going to be a big deal. And then we're going to be be Apple which is the opposite of all We're gonna be putting together plays no it's not the same. I want to break plates Apple no no it's taking over and Kenya's like okay fine I'll take her a piece of dessert. Yeah, which by the way, but Kenya is not totally wrong to be like, there's just so much going on. The last thing I want to do is then have this like other, add this other layer.

I just, I'll talk with her. I just don't want to talk with her right now. But then again, Kenya could have also avoided this if she just said, thank you to Neenie. So I'm glad swirl swirl of emotions. Yeah. And so I don't know what those two I don't even get too deep about it. It's like Kenya Neenie, they're both fucking terrible. It's like which child is worse for hitting each other, you know, for hitting the other child or whatever. You both suck, you're both

you're both being sent to the farm. Yeah, so Kenya brings the, she brings the uh the dessert over to Neenie and Cynthia I think it was Cynthia or someone says like we were just saying that maybe Kenya that like Neenie was was trying to reach out to you and you know maybe you want to talk to Neenie and Kenya this is a chance where Kenya in the spirit of Baklava peace offering she said you know what do appreciate that. And here I brought you some Baclava, but she goes, no, no, no, I mean, I'm just, I'm bringing dessert out for everyone. So like, then Neenie's like, fuck this, she leaves. So it's like, Kenya, don't act like you're gonna bring out

a Baclava Peace Offering. And then sort of act like the Baclava's for everyone. So it sort of plays down the meaningfulness of that Baclava. Also, I really would like some Baklava right now. And Candy and Tanya are like, yep, it's too late. All right. Well, we tried to save that one. Yeah. Just like your family kitchen. So Candy goes up to Meanie and she's like, well, she said that it's not that she didn't want to talk to you. It's just, I mean, he's like, didn't that. Let her say that. Let her say it. Yeah. And then so needy starts getting mad at candy. And candy's like, look, it's just like it seems like

maybe you're in a bad mood. It's like, I'm not in a bad mood. I've already tried eight times with her, eight times. And candy's like, but she's just trying to need me to listen here, candy, okay? I don't just get ready whenever she's ready. I'm done. Goodbye.

Yeah. Yeah, she's like, she's like, my door is closed and candy is like, whatever. And she's like, okay like my doors closed and Kenya's like whatever and she's like okay You know what she's right. I'm wrong. I fucked her man stole her baby so good night honey, and she just like walks out so you know It just goes to show that For as far as civilization has come since the ancient Greeks. We really haven't come that far at all Yes, and then next weekya goes for Cynthia for no reason. So that should be fun.

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