Watch What Crappens - RHOA: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

Episode Date: January 23, 2018

A charitable trip to Houston turns sour when a hangry Kenya feels disrespected. Check out our take on this diva behavior and weigh in on whether or not you think Ms. Daly is headed off the show... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And Lizzie Drucker, a fine about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from beside blog.com and the Banta Blenda podcast and joining me after a long and wonderful weekend in Boston. That was both of us. We're both there. It's Ronnie Karam from trash talk tv.com and the Rosebrook Spatial podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Whoa, hello, bin. We've done it. We made it back. We've done it, girl. We got back home.

I went straight to Whole Foods last night down the street for me and got it was funny to see L.A. people after seeing Boston people. The dough, I was like, oh my God, these faces. How great. It's like I was gone five days. How could I forget how crazy the faces were here? I know.

I was saying the same thing. It's like, you know, when you're gone, when you're in Cambridge for five days and you're seeing people dressed normally, you know, wearing Columbia sportswear, outerwear jackets, and you know, writing term papers or talking about academic things, just at the local restaurant, and then you come back here, and it's like, oh my God, people with crazy hair and lips and eyes.

There was a crazy dude, a crazy face dude. No fancy feel listen to this, because he probably goes, I mean, we've never done, he was not there anybody we've seen his crazy face so far, but right when we got off the plane, there was the craziest plastic face of a man He's probably in his like I mean who knows like 70s. I think his face I think this face was in like the 20th year, but god damn it was tight. I was like girl It's like welcome back home a big rubber face. Yeah. I don't think those exist in Boston. It's kind of amazing Yeah, they just why bother those exist in Boston. It's kind of amazing. Yeah, they just, why bother? Like the filler probably gets cold. Your face is already numb from

walking around the back guy damn freezing cold all day. Yeah, exactly. It's like, yeah, why bother? Um, so anyway, we had an amazing time in Boston and I'm, I'm still barely awake. I mean, I, I sort of emerged from Boston a little worse from where my ear clogged up on the plane and I was like, oh, I had an echo going on inside my own head for like 12 hours. I've only just come out of that. I'm just barely standing, barely functioning.

So, but that's all a product of so much fun meeting all these different listeners who are all great. And some of them give us amazing donuts. Some of them gave us Harvard shirts and things like that. So you guys just don't know. Is this a bonus or the regular? No, this is the regular. I'm just I just want to give some love to people on the regular episode.

I'm really just trying to get my notes together. No, you're not together. What are we doing right now? But that's a good way to mention the fact that we did record a bonus episode in Logan Airport at our gate So that'll be up either today or tomorrow Which I think you guys will enjoy will we share stories of our time in Boston and some random stuff that happened all while being interrupted multiple times by a P.A. announcing various passengers

related to their gates, et cetera. This was McGillicutty, this is all Patrick. O'Connor Party, the O'Sanland. Yeah. So yeah, and simultaneously a Pat's game is happening. So it's a lot of stuff happening in that bonus episode. I think you guys are going to enjoy it. We had fun recording that one.

But the show must go on, Ronnie. And that means. I think you guys are going to enjoy it. We had fun recording that one. But, uh, you know, the show must go on, Ronnie. And that means I dare you, I dare you to make the show go on being the show will go on. Um, and actually it's going to go on in many ways for us. It goes on because we still have many more shows to go this year. So if you go to watch a crap and calm, you can buy your tickets to that Houston show that that Detroit show, both are in March. So go buy tickets to that. I think if you speak to anyone at Boston this past weekend, they would tell you, wholeheartedly, you got to come see us live because we have so much fun. We actually have too much fun. We almost had too many zoos.

We had that much fun because we couldn't, we actually didn't finish our Jersey recap because we had so much fun on stage there, which is our fault. But come forward. Argers, you recap because we had so much fun on stage there, which is our fault. But, um, come on, guys, could you imagine if someone was really standing at this podcast with the goddamn timer? I mean, we would never finish any episode of anything ever. They were like, really, you'd have to go now. Well, we really seriously, you'd have to go. No, really.

We weren't like minute three, I think, of the recap. Like, we'll have to buy, buy, yeah. We learned a valuable lesson, which is don't have another band play after you. Because we were all of a sudden, this band called Too Many Zews had to come out. And we're like, OK, well, I guess we're going to end our recap here. So sorry about that.

That's some sloppy recapping on our part. Hopefully you guys enjoyed what we did do. And for today, why don't we move on to some real houses of Atlanta? We real houses of Atlanta? Real housewives of Atlanta. How's Aya cares? Yeah, this is sort of like a serious episode. It was like a super charity episode. These episodes are, it's real housewives of Atlanta. So everybody's saying this, not just you, by the way, I was reading it online, but everyone's saying this is a serious episode. No it's not. It's Porsche and Kenya and Cynthia all trying to prove who can be the

best when they all have like three hours of private makeup. I was like Cynthia you're really going to have like three people from Priiv come to you makeup before you go give out things to people who just lost everything. Yeah. Now it's time for a ponytail and you know a non-beat face. Yeah well well, I agree. And Kenya was trying to act like that's what she was doing too, but she wasn't doing that either. She was also getting the full priv. Yeah, that's where she passed just

didn't want to spend any money. She was like, I'll kick in a couple of walls. Yeah, I liked also that in this episode that Bravo finally stops trying to pretend that, like, oh, look, we hired Priv. They just fully advertised for them this time. Sorry, we had a little technical glitch there. So I don't even know what we're talking about.

Probably Priv. As soon as we mentioned Priv, Skype is like, you all have to stop on, guys. Janky asked Priv. So Priv. So his commercial comes on and I'm like, oh my God, it's Priv. And you know, have this girl lifting up her fingers and they're not painted.

And then it goes one finger painted, two finger painted, three. And like all the fingers become painted. One is so like out of the lines and terrible. I was like, this is so prith. It's like, that's so prith. Yeah, you have these people come over. Everything looks janky, your nails ain't right.

No offense, Prius. Get it serious, live, Prius. Get it together. So anyway, for humanity. Hey, it's just there kicking the nail polish off your fingers. By the way, Prius, if you would like to advertise on watch or crap and skin dodge, we'll change our tune real quick, real quick, real quick. Yeah, yeah, that's we love our privilege now So yeah, basically this episode opens up with Porsche is like she's organizing boxes and things because She is gonna be doing some hurricane Harvey relief in Houston

case you guys forgot there was a terrible hurricane back in August and so she's gonna help out with her Jose What's the majority Jose feeds the helpless or something? Yeah, Josea's home or like Josea, Josea loves you. Like I don't know, but it was a something very nice. Yeah, it's very nice. Yeah, but I've heard it's a bad sign because Josea's from Top Chef too. Yeah, I know that there was like one Josea

who did a lot for the world, but of course I think of Top Chef and I'm like, oh Hosea, it's like he's everywhere. Every time they're like, oh hey, it's a group scene with old chefs. Hosea is like, I'm coming. Like shut up with your bacon tattoo. So I was already mad at more portions dead grandfather, you know. It's like, yeah, which wasn't fair. And then I was like running stop thinking about baking tattoos and start thinking about you know This sadness that is supposed to be this episode. So yeah, okay, I'm back Yeah, so we learn that that that Porsche is gonna be going down to Houston to be doing some fun razors slash You know feeding people you know like you like a big like charitable thing and we see that last week

She she invited all the women when they were at Nbele's, Energy Den. She invited them all to come down to Houston. And she's like, So I'm gonna be doing something for Houston to help out people, you guys wanna come? And then they're like, they just look at her, like she just invited them to the DMV.

She's like, But I'm gonna give everybody some hair clip lines. Yeah, and Cynthia goes, well, chopped. I definitely want to look into going. I'm like, okay, you want to look into possibly going great. Well, yeah, now the competition starts. Because Cynthia's like, well, I look into going girl,

but I was already planning on doing some kind of fundraiser myself. I'm like, you were not set up. What are you going to give away $5 sunglasses from Chevron? You're stupid. Thank you, you got a Porsche giving out like terrible weaves. Cynthia giving out terrible glasses. And can you just giving out bottles of water that are supposed to be shampoo? Cynthia's going to be doing kitchen island for humanity.

They just go in and they restore your kitchen island. Cynthia is just going to go around leaf blowing all of the houses in Houston. She's like, I heard these hurricanes were tough on the islands. Like, oh yeah, Puerto Rico's in trouble. No, the kitchen islands. She's like, now every house is a Cynthia Bailey leg house. It's kidding, you guys. All these Houston jokes, this is terrible, so do not get mad at us. Okay, it's like pain, pain through pain. I do have a charity thing that I want to say. Back in November, we told everyone, remember we gave,

we remember made this big announcement, we were like, we're giving $500 to this, to like relief in the, the Bay Area, like the Napa region, et cetera. Well, we've been trying to donate this money to this one company and they're, they're like, they seem unable to take our money. Like, they have some issue with their portal, and they're being kind of annoying. So, honestly, but we still have to donate it because otherwise that's like fraud. So, if someone has a good... I thought we did, I thought we found it in the police.

No, no, we didn't. So, I just wanna say, I mean, we could find one, but I figure as long as you got listeners, if someone from up there has a charitable fund or something that cause up there or a local red cross that they want us to donate to, just get in contact because we haven't actually donated the money yet because this one charity that we tried, it's we had an issue with them and can you know, crying out loud. Just a heads up because I want to be upfront and transparent when we donate to stuff like

that, you know. Well, so where is on it as these girls are? So someone's like, well, we need to get toys and and clothes together for his to import. She goes, yeah, we definitely need toys. That's where porcise hard is at. It's like, forget the hoodies, get the, get the toys, get the toys. Let's make sure everyone has an intent though. So they are all doing a nice thing through this whole episode. It's just funny watching them fight in the middle of all of this good stuff they're doing. Well, they, yeah.

Let's try and wind up each other and fight over who's a better friend as we try and see who's most charitable. Yeah, there's like some quiet posturing happening all all episode long until finally it explodes mainly because Kenny got angry. But anyway, so Shemia calls up and she wants to help, which is like, you know, it's a big deal because Portia and Shemia have been on the house to spiking best friends for years. So we're gonna talk about doing some charity for somebody. Let's do some for Shemia, okay. Shemia was like, I'm gonna switch sides, go against Portia at my shower and embarrass the shit out of her,

whether or not she deserved it. I think she probably did. I don't remember what my opinion was back then. But Shemia realized what happened. She realized what happened. Because she just, yeah, Candy was being a mean girl. They even cut to it, and she was still being an A-hole. But yeah, so do some charity for Shemia,

because she was like, wait a minute, I'm getting cut off of this entire show. Please, let me pass out whatever you need me to pass out, okay? I will clean down a house, I will hose down the outside, whatever you need. Just let me know. Let me be on this show, please. So then we then go to a restaurant and Cynthia Bailey shows up in this big ol' hat, like this one of those like a fishing hat or something, like she's going under cover.

She has glasses and a big hat. She's about to go snooping around to find out who's been stealing money out of like the church, the church bank vault, you know? Yeah, it's like in Carmen Santiago, crawled out of a swamp. The North Avenue Arregular, starring Cynthia as the reboot. I'm gonna choose wearing some Cynthia Bailey glasses,

which are pretty useless as you would think they're clear. They're shaped like big aviators, but they're clear. And Candy's meeting her and she goes, I can't scream at all today. I was just like, Oh, look at her! You changed your hair! You changed your hair! They're wigs! Of course you's saying.

She changed the wig. She keeps saying it's her hair. It was blonde. Didn't block her hair. I blocked the wig. I blocked it again. I was like, I feel like she's always sort of blonde-ish. I don't know.

But either way, I just was really enjoying Cynthia's whole look. I felt like she was going to bust out a magnifying glass or something or tell us to you know to not talk to strangers. I was getting some definite McGruff meets Carmen Sandiego meets you know old lady investigator going on with her. I wanted to get some geographical clues from Cynthia Carmen Sandiego. I wanted her to like poke her head out from the side of my TV like shake her head and then receive back away Or maybe see her footsteps scatter across my TV screen Where Cynthia oh the Bailey agency okay, I found her we're in the world is Cynthia San Diego

She's like Houston child like the end of the game It's like Cynthia you're supposed to be more elusive. Cha. I don't have time. I'm at the Bailey Lake House. You just, ah, that was level two. Oh, Cynthia. So, yeah, so they're having lunch and Cynthia or dinner or whatever and Cynthia is like, well, Miss, uh, Kenny Moore, I get that you

have a husband now, Tom, but you just don't ignore your best booth. And then the whole time, she says it like 20 times and then Kenya calls and you know she's a really good friend because she's only looking at herself and FaceTime for the selfie mode, which means the phone is basically over her head. She's not looking at Cynthia at all. She's like, I'm not going to be able to come up. That's okay. I'm married now. Yeah, that's sweet.

Yeah, exactly. Kenya is getting really annoying with this marriage thing. I think, you know, there were rumors before this season that this might, that Kenya might be leaving. And I think we're actually seeing I think we're seeing you know parallels to Kim Zolciac's final season where she just started to check out and started to become up to about any doing anything you could tell she was rolling her eyes any time she had to film with someone throwing diva moments the way she stormed out of that one scene famously her final scene as an official cast member and I feel like we're seeing that from Kenya, and I don't like it. Well, Kim Solseek is a terrorist,

and I don't ever want to stand back for Kim Solseek. But I will say, at least her husband stood outside or stayed in the car outside and waited to drive her away. Remember all those scenes, she's like, I'm out of here. And it's like Croix is just sitting there in the front scene. Yeah, he's always- Yeah, he's always just like lingering around and ever seen, kind of weird. Yeah, so, yeah. So Kenya is not showing up.

And Cynthia's feeling like, you know, Kenya is spending more time being a wife than giving a good read, which I agree with. But meanwhile, they're talking about this Houston thing. Well, first day I talk about the elephant and can he's like, I was like, I'm not trusting you, I'm talking about your boss and I'd like to do it somewhere like, see, no, really, there we go, it's back. Oh, can't these little squeaks were so good. So good. She had like a million of them.

I cut out of it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no. Oh, yeah. Thank you for for for sending me those because I really needed them today. Well, I've never had a candy laugh. I keep writing down practice candy laughs. So I cut it out today, but then I never practiced it. Well, candy has a laugh. Oh, sorry, you're about to debut it. I can't get that high. Well, she also has this specific laugh she does once you say something ridiculous to where she goes, wait, how does she do it? She goes, no, that's not it, that's not it. I'm trying to have him leave. I got to work on it because later on block says something ridiculous ridiculous where she goes I can't do I can't do it today. It's I haven't I it was in my head a second ago

And then like that got in there and now I'm like it's like you know when you're trying to remember a song When another song is playing you like you can't it's like you can't you can't sing we are the world when like a Prayer is on even though we are the world is like the most basic sing We Are the World when like a prayer is on. Even though We Are the World is like the most basic and beautiful melody ever. But if like a prayer is on, you can't sing We Are the World. You just can't come to you. Yeah, if it comes on, you're like, wait. What?

I think, wait. You know what? You know, it's funny. I just got it back and when he went, wait, what? He like knocked it out again. It like fully knocked it out. I was like, wait, it's back. Here, I could do it out again. It's like fully knocked it out. I was like, oh wait, it's back here, I could do it.

No. Oh, anyway. So they're talking about Embella and the elephant room and they showed the clips of Kim being like, I am a horror, I'm a horror, I'm a true. And then Embella was like, well, apparently, Dixie Kup's gonna help us out. So I looked up Dixie Kup,

because I thought maybe that's something like an Urban Dixie diary that my pasty ass has never heard before. No, guess what a Dixie Cup is. A Dixie Cup. It's even in Urban Dixie diary. It's like a Dixie Cup is a small paper cup that you put stuff in. Sometimes pudding. Well, that's kind of like a Zolciac.

Have you seen it, Troy? There's a fine line between Troy Bierman and banana pudding So banana pudding both kind of delicious So very tasty And both probably go over nila wafers. So So girl, I've been thinking of hurricane harpy. That's a little bit more about the candy laugh, the incredulous candy when she's

skeptical about something. I think I know I'm not make real or fast in my lunch right now. It just went like this Okay, but I got to work on that everyone. We're just making noises It's like I imagine like the number of goats that are flocking to everyone's iPods right now It's like when is good come from all the driverless cars are just running right into each other I don't understand why. Alexis, all the Alexa just pulled out a gun and shot themselves. They have like an emergency, like the Alexis Sinai pill just happened. They love it.

So it's over. So anyway, as the children are holding... Basically, no one is going to any of these things in Harvey. Cynthia's gonna get her own. She's gonna partner in Harvey. Cynthia's gonna go to her own. She's gonna partner with somebody. We're gonna partner with another event. And Porti's doing her own event and then Kenya's not even gonna go because she's got a husband to whatever that means. And so, Kante is not gonna go either because she's like, I have to do stuff with Riley.

Did we go? I had to initially brought it up. everyone would be more old than I did. Rally, no, but really the important takeaway, even though we've spent now 15 minutes on nothing seen, literally making noises and making Carmen Tendiaco jokes, there is something that's important here, which is that Cynthia, as you alluded to, she's just like,

John, I'm gonna have an event on Friday night, and if Porsche sports me, then I'm gonna support Porsche, which is an important point to make for later on. Yes, and it was also very important that Candy was like, I may not be going, but I already gave $25,000. And I like that she chose that number, because Candy does give a lot, but she also has very Candy per string.

I just wanna bet she's not gonna give more than Candy and Dini gave to that school when they filed a three union member. Yeah, I just want to mention my printer has sprung to life. It's not actually printing anything. Sometimes it likes to sort of just stretch its bones a little bit. It's like, ah, so if you hear any like a sound of a light fan and some clicking, that's the printer wanting to join in on this conversation. Oh my God. I've heard it. You're making that printer sound where it's like, Oh, anybody here? Anybody need me?

Just wanted to check in. It's like, hey, remember when I printed something for you like about five minutes ago, you need, you go, you good? Can I like, can I go hang out with my friends now? You want something? Oh, no. Yeah. Do you want me to stay late tonight?

Yeah. I can if you need me to, but don't want to. I just, Do you want me to stay late tonight? Yeah. I can if you need me to, but don't want to. I just, I was planning to go see this movie tonight. It's, can't you just turn it off? Why is it, why is it doing that? No, no, it just, it just, it just, it just wants to wall. It just is like, oh, anyway, it's back, it's back to sleep now. Hello, this is Countess Luand in a sense.

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And he's like, hey, baby, that's my baby there. Hey, baby, how you doing, baby? It's around lunchtime. You know, you know, she's like, oh, Lord, you ain't better than me, everything. And he's like, now I don't want you going on hunker strike, baby. Did you think I said, he think, don't want to eat? He got a mask. He got a fat girl fetish or something. And she's like, I'm like, Of course Tyrone, Tyrone, she's paying for this, baby, not good. And he's like breakfast is on me when I'm out. I'm like, of course, Tyrone. Tyrone, she's paying for this phone call from Jail.

It's probably $20 a minute. And you're offering to buy her like a 10 cent egg. To be fair, he will. He will be working at Denny's, so he has an employee discount. So I'm gonna grant slam that as my back in 10, baby. So yeah, she's under doctor's order.'s orders not to travel because of her back under Array get a job chunky's hurt so So then they start talking about the elephant room and how nini has an elephant issue with charay

And it has something to do with tyrone, but nini won't really say what the elephant is etc So that's when tyrone starts bringing up all sorts of shady It's I don't want to talk about elephants, baby He's like how long has she been married? She don't want to go down that road and she's like now I don't know if she was married or not at this time, but she was trying to give a time wrong She was inviting him to the set of the apprentice to Pittsburgh, etc. to try and pursue this man like a cop with It's like trying to pursue a real common San Diego not a San Diego You know really top-of-sooch

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but in this, I'm just like, oh, yeah, he's a con artist. I was like, well, that's weird. So yeah, when we thought that was weird. And now I guess we're seeing why it was weird. She's sort of, so maybe you had feelings or something. Yeah. So now we're in Houston. Cynthia Portia and their team. We're both on the mall and I'm here. Cynthia's like, I'm here with my team, child. And she's like, I'm the team. Yeah, I'm all.

I'm Lauren. It's like, great. This is exciting. We got our two favorite on exciting sisters. So, basically, they're driving by the devastation, which is all very sad, et cetera. It's terrible. I mean, you know, and they wind up going to a community center. And they are basically, they're sort of, I look like they're not like feeding people, they're organizing supplies and people are coming by to get supplies that they needed.

And I don't know if you noticed this, but Cynthia Bailey was totally wearing a Bailey book bag unnecessarily. Yes, and glasses. She was like, she was like, well, you may not have Scotch Tate, but you might want to buy my book bag or glasses. She's like, I'm handing out coupons. Yeah, she did.

Cynthia Bailey, I wear. I sound like I have a die. I sound like basically my lungs are a yachtsy cup, and they're just like moving die around. That's what I'm sorry for. I feel like you guys are just hearing me inhale a lot. I'm like, so you can Boston does a number on you.

You know, you can only have so many bowls of chowder and bagel sauce visits before you start to realize Half your blood has turned to cream cheese and caffeine. I Know I went straight to the whole foods and got a salad my body. I felt myself coming back to life I don't even care about vegetables who knew yeah, I so For like do the unfortunate circumstances my mom and I were unfortunately Lemony sninkered one time. Not even the Jim Carrey version. The guy from that bank your mom videos.

Wait, well, it was like I from how I met your mother. Oh, yeah, I was going to say the big and answering. Very bad. It was from yeah, the Netflix version. Yeah. So like, we used to have to take in the couch, and my name's not like been there. They're like last week. I like also how Portia during all this is in full drag

queen, you know, regalia. She is where she has sort of like carrot colored weave going on. Her she's wearing mylar, I think. I mean, she is ready to go onto RuPaul. She's like just in case it rains again. I'll keep everybody covered with my eyelashes. I was like, how big are the eyelashes gonna get on this show? They're basically like two hands coming out of her eyes at this point. She's like a Gail Morditch horror movie. It's like a Pewis playhouse.

You know, she has, she basically she's like, my fashion icon is Cherry. So, um, Cherry's out on the street, y'all. Yeah, actually at one point point she was like, uh, Do I look okay? Do I look good? I'm like, porse, we're going to help people who to floss everything. She's like, But I look good, right?

No, I know. It's just why I can, uh, I can never just like, porse, I don't care what anybody says to be. Yeah, I know. Well, porse, I have this thing the same thing that I just really, really enjoy Portia. I really do. Even though she's can be kind of thickheaded and not so bright and self-interested, I just like her, you know? Yeah, she's a housewife. You can't just like people for those reasons alone.

Yeah. We'll never be able to watch you shows again. So Shamia shows up and you know, they're like, oh, hey, Shamia and Portia's like, it's a little weird that this is a sort is a weird way to make amends. And I'm like, actually, I think it's a great way to make amends, to be like, I'm going to come support you and show through my actions that I'm supporting you and I want to be in your life, et cetera. Plus, you're the one who said to Nini that the reason that you flew up and you saw her

shows, you supported her in Cinderella and tweeted out. So she me as just doing what you did. So, you know, I like that everybody had to hug Somiya with their blue plastic or their blue rubber love. I couldn't touch her like, you're in touch with them. You're not supposed to shoot with you. You're a friend of, I'm sorry, you cannot touch, we cannot make contact with your sleep. We don't want to turn to friends of,

so we will not be touching you. So Cynthia's like, this is only on this show. But Cynthia's like, whoa, last time I saw you girl, was it the domestic violence BSA? And she's like, yes! I'm like, this fucking show. Right, I know. So, yeah, so it was from your columns.

They're giving out stuff. They're talking with people who are affected. It's all nice. It's nice, it's nice. What can you say? Oh my god, let's make fun of the woman who lost her house. So it's only funny when they lose their house to foreclosure and they're a real housewife.

The only time. So candy, this is where we go to Riley's house and we hear. Riley! Riley! Riley! Riley! No! Riley!

No! Riley! Riley! So we get another housewife teaching their child to drive scene. Rally, rally, rally. So we get another housewife teaching their child to drive scene. So I was like, I don't need to pay attention for this part, but then it turned so funny because Candy's like, oh, now see, you're supposed to be driving on the roadside of the street.

And Riley goes, sweetie, this is a neighborhood. And he's like, you still have to drive on the right side Riley goes, sweetie, this is a neighborhood. And he's like, you still have to drive on the right side of the street. And Riley goes, I never heard that rule. And then you could tell that candy got mapped because she's like, see, that rally, we're not in Europe, get on the right side of the street. I was like, what, when candy like when she articulates that last tea, she's like, get on the right side of the street. You know, when that last tee gets articulated,

you know you're in trouble, because she was so pretty calm. She's like, don't make me do a big, tch. Tch. Tch. See? Now, don't want no less out of the street.

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So he's having a new baby yet another baby you go block He's like do you shit points for this? This is a game. Yeah, you're doing great over there. So candy's like score You'd add just scored another one. Yeah, and he's like well, sorry. I have to cancel on you But you know now now King's birthday King I'm like I think that's the name of Kenya's dog Do you even watch this, sir? You tried very hard to get on to it.

He's like, I just gave birth, my baby just gave birth to a little dog named Kiri. Like, you just stole Kenya's dog, didn't you? Didn't you? It's a little tough from taking it out of the broken garage door window. But God, I'm sorry. So, you know, can you tell us that ever since last year, things have gotten a little bit better

with Block and he's been better, et cetera. And he says he wants to take Riley out for her birthday. She's like, okay. And so he's like, okay, well, I'll get back to my new son, whatever. So he gets off the phone and can he looks to Riley after the call and say, I just have to act that way. And she's like, she's like, don't give me no attitude. Street, you know, so it seems like she's going, uh-huh.

Yeah. And I was like, I didn't give you attitude. And he came to say, so it just seems like typical. It's just like standard, you know, Riley. They're like, uh-huh. But then they go inside the house and close the door and Riley just starts to sob. And he was like, really?

Oh, and then I started sobbing. And then I started sobbing. She was like a real sob. And then Todd was like, oh, I hate what I feel see. And even little Aces like, Riley, but, but you know what's funny? So I actually watched this episode twice. Once on the airplane coming back last night,

but I wasn't really taking notes. I just sort of had it on. I was like, I might as well watch it. And I was like, half paying attention. And I saw, I was like, right, I started to cry. I was like, oh, this is sad. But then this time watching it the second time, knowing that she would be sobbing in the house,

I was like, I got way more emotional because I was watching the scene knowing what must have been going on in her mind that she was keeping her contain. I was like this poor little girl, I mean she's not, she's 15, but this poor girl and Candy's so, I said, Candy is such a good mom to her. candy is so great, you know Because I like the way that candy was like don't give me an attitude, but then you know she's she's her daughter to her She's like Riley I was like I love candy birds like I just love candy birds. I she can do no wrong for me Well, she's she's done wrong for me, but I still really love her. Yeah, and when she's like oh pick this my coffee

Please her. Yeah. And when she's like, Oh, I'll pick this my call for me, please. Wow. They take the leg off of her and everything. She knows this is not so sad. You know, I thought myself on the hand because I actually cried, which is disgusting. And then I was like, you know, who also sadless family poor Georgia, the dog, okay? Georgia, at first, they're like, how about Georgia? And then they still don't say how to Georgia when they come back. And then when Riley goes inside the cry, they close the door on George's. George is like, what the hell?

Yeah, can I get a break in this family? It's like crying for everybody in this family today. It's kind of funny because when they first are due when they when Riley went to hit the hit the streets to go driving on the wrong side of the street. Candy was like, I think that George is ready for it. I was like, oh, that was interesting. That's kind of like a funny way to say that the state of Georgia is ready for Riley to be a driver. And then they cut to Georgia, they cut the dog.

Like, George was like, no, it's me. And I want to come along. The state of Georgia is not ready for anybody to be a driver. They didn't even teach people to drive on the right side of the street. I mean, if you love your children, do not let them get their driver's license in Georgia. Okay. Pick another state. So then after this very sweet and lovely scene with Riley and that pork girl, I just

want to give her a hug all the time. So then we see Portia on the radio in Houston, promoting her event, which was Shemia and Lauren. Yeah, I have nothing else to say about that. It was like, I was leaning back, like looking around the kitchen office. Yeah, Mallory, I think speaks for all of us when she goes, heartbreaking. So then Portia goes to do this radio show

and the DJ is so awkward. He's like, hey, I'm G-man at the box. Hey, how about this hurricane, huh, poor chef? Well, why are you laughing through this whole thing? And poor chef's like, I cannot imagine waking up and having nothing. And he's like, Yes, I got to the roof. Am I right? You guys are not being very sensitive to that for it. So then there's a good scene where basically Cynthia's getting her makeup All right. You guys are not being very sensitive. It's fast forward. So then there's a good scene where basically Cynthia's getting her makeup put on and Porsche calls.

She's like, I still have you listed as Porsche Stewart. And she's like, shade. You know, I was like, oh, oh, oh. I thought she said, your store. I have you locked in this Porsche store. And I was like, did she have a store in the clothes? It makes sense. This is a Porsche store. That's funny. That's a sporsh store.

That's funny. I'm trying to find a costume. Cynthia's like, now don't be late to my event now. You better take a bird bath and glue. You wig down, Chatham. It's the event. And I was like, I'm just getting here and makeup done by three and people to go help the poor.

So that's so a housewife thing to do. Exactly. So we get to the benefit concert and Cynthia and Mallor there and she's like, well, Mallorin, I wanted to help in a way that made sense. So we decided to host a benefit concert, well, co-host, what kind of, we're here. We're here, we have a table.

So. Yeah, that's basically it. It was just a bunch of speeches and garage band loops. And then like, look, there's Lila James or whatever. Well, Porsche did dress like a Christmas ham. She was like one of those hamps that you buy in the foil at the grocery store that's out there already cooked. I think they are.

She was wearing like a tin foil skirt. And I was like, you cannot wear a Christmas ham around people that are hungry. Like it's supposed to be feeling them. You can lose your ass in here, Porosha. So, Cynthia and Porosha are sort of, they've been appreciating each other now, right? Because Porosha is saying that this experience has brought her and Cynthia closer and Cynthia is saying that she's always had a little sort of a weird up and down relationship with Porosha and that Porosha has always come off as a taker more than a giver but now she's seen a different side of her so things seem to be pretty good so far in Cynthia and Porosha land. And then who was the one that got kicked in the stomach Cynthia right?

No that was Porosha. Cynthia. Porosha got kicked in the start yet yet yet but then poor show was like going through some sort of crazy rapture and a p.a. had to pin her down on to a shes lounge yeah i was like that it's over is it she was like she was like one of the ones who is trying to leave for the left over she's like let me out let me out so can you uh... of course shows up because can you i think is just like no sorry i'm not coming to your event Because she's done this multiple times and then she's like Now I have a suspicion of I have some theories about Kenya these days

I think a well she's gotten merit and she's become really annoying about that Second of all, I think she's really pissed that Nini is back because I think she sees herself as the queen and she does not like that Nini is now back. And so I think she is now a little checked out and being like, well, I'm not going to do this now. Fine. If you want your big star, send Nini. I'm not going to go do that.

And then I think that they find out like, Kenya, you've got to play ball. So she comes down to Houston like,, you know. So here she is. But I'm going to do my own event. Like I'm not going to do their thing. I'm going to do my own thing. Yeah. So she shows up and she's like, well, you know, I believe in actually helping people, not just putting on a pretty dress and going and, you know, standing in a Costco or whatever. Like she's so rude. She's such an asshole through the wow my bro, I was about to cry again for Riley. Sorry. I was like what's that? Riley member. She's such an asshole. Yeah, she's like something asshole. I had to move mountains to get

here. I'm like those are your boobs. Okay, you walk around with those things. Okay, don't brag. Just because you just did something new. There's a difference between driving up your steep ass driveway versus moving a mountain. Okay, it's not the same. So, and don't you dare quote, Selene Dionne, all right? So, Kenia's there. I'd be like, yay, Ken, yeah.

She's like, people forget that I'm from Houston and I'm family in Houston, et cetera, et cetera. Oh, we didn't forget. Yeah, we didn't. Remember, you went there last season or two seasons. You tried to break down your mom's door. We remember that was into the season Michigan never mind. I don't remember. Would it be fun? She was right. It's right. I totally don't remember it all. Good call, Kenya. Would it be funny if Kenya's mom came to our Detroit. That would be so awkward. She'll show for us, but not for Kenya. So meanwhile, so afterwards at night, Shameen Porcia get together in their hotel room and they sort of, they reconnect and Shamee apologizes for being unsyphothetic to Porcia's condition. I feel like Shamee has actually a pretty good apologizer. I feelizer. I feel like she's sincere and she says, I feel like she says things that I want to hear from an apology.

Well, she certainly knows what Portia wants to hear because Portia's like, well, I'm not sure we could just be right back in the best friendships, but you know, it's good that she came. And she goes, you know, Portia, I feel like we're back to the same place. And Porsche goes, yeah, I feel like it's been a good week. And she goes, you're full of shit. That does not mean anything. I feel like it's a good week. Like who says that to respond? And Porsche's like, I don't want to talk about it over and over. And she goes, okay. But remember at the shower, I'm sad you, I made you feel like I was unsympathetic to your big disease that you came up with to you you didn't have to pay $10,000 because you can afford a first class flight to Africa. Okay.

And she's like, Oh, she understands. We're friends again. That's a good apology. Yes. That's a good apology. A good apology. You know, people say like, Oh, she just said what they wanted here. Like, well, that's what apology kind of is.

You know, someone's people need to hear certain things to feel like they can move on, you know, and that's, that's what that was for Shamiya. Of course, maybe dumb is a box of chocolates, okay. But still, I love that she's like, she's now that she lets work. And then she's going to be like, what is with that clip in here? And she goes, I put it forward to making ads. I will say maybe dumb, but she probably a good fun friend to have yeah, oh, I think so too But to be fair, I actually really don't think that Shamiya was saying the things that Porsche wanted to hear because I think the things that Porsche wanted to hear were like

Those are the genius wants to hear I got Shrimiya said hey Toyota potato Limea bean peacock Shrimiya, push me like I wanted to hear those words That was right, I'm a SEO key way Christmas ham She said it Be me me again

Yeah, because Porta is what Porta was mad about. We don't have to like rehash the whole thing, but I was actually on Porta's side for that one. I mean, shocker. I'm a Porta opologist. I know it makes people crazy. I'm so sorry, but I'm not gonna decide. Well, it's a charitable episode.

What can you say? So I was with her on that because I think that Shania, I think doing shit like that in public and trying to cross someone out in the in front of a bunch of people. She knows eight or shot is not cool for her to do. How short is your memory that you forget that when someone, I think it was maybe Fadre was talking shit about Shemia and saying that Shemia was a slut and slept around and then also like, so is her with candy that poor should just sat there was like, Oh, okay, and did not defend her best friend. So don't forget the origins of their rift, Saur.

Well, not defending is different. If Portia had come to that lunch and been like, Shamia for slight and she did this and this and this. It would be more the same. No, no, but here's what happened. So Portia did not defend Shamia. A rift grew and Shamia invited her to her wedding and Port Porsche was like, oh, I'm not going to come because I have like, I have wrestlers like syndrome or whatever it was. This was Shemia's wedding and Porsche is something I'm not going to come. For a second one, she already got married at City Hall. Doesn't matter.

It's your best friend. Say that to your best friend. You're seeing? Say that to your best friend. Oh, sorry, it's your second wedding. And if you get married in Africa, I'm gonna be like Ben, I will take you to dinner with your husband here in America

because Africa is a long way. That's not just a normal destination wedding. Like, yeah, that's a big destination. And to be, okay, so now I'm gonna, I'm going to now go against myself here. I think that from what I've heard from anyone who plans a wedding that is so stressful and there's so many issues with the guest list

that you're usually pretty happy with. Someone says they can't come, but it's still your best friend, I'm sorry. I think that, I don't know any. I don't know any. I don't know any destination wedding. Look at your friend, I mean, look at us. When we went to Mexico, we were like,

how do we get here, where do we get a cab? Where are we, where's the soap? Where's the air conditioning? It's like, like a crying. We've been alone. Yes. Like people just texting you non-stop all day. I still can't believe Ronnie that you and I were like, that we did that. I cannot believe we went to Mexico together and that we were in that like,

that was very rundown section of Mexico and that we were navigating to that. Like, that's it's so long. So I will never forget that. And if anybody wants to hear about Like, that's, it's so long. So I will never forget that. And if anybody wants to hear about it, it's on a bonus episode somewhere to go find it. Yeah, it's actually, it's a hilarious bonus episode. It's worth listening to. You know, by the way, if you sign up for the bonus episodes,

you get to listen to all of them. So, so anyway, so back to this. The next morning, Cynthia Mal are ready to go. And guess what? Cynthia's going to go support Kenia's habitat for humanity thing. So, which is questionable because Porsche is having an event on Saturday which is kind of the most important thing. I'm Porsche's like, I feel like a side chick right now.

Because of course, Kenia shows up and Cynthia's like, never mind, Chad, I'm going to go help with that. I'm gonna have a lot for humanity. And can you just such an asshole about it? She's like, I'm not just here to look pretty. I'm here to actually help. I was like, does that mean not give money? Because I'm sure there, it's like a property brother scene where they're like, oh, you're gonna help us to save some money.

Here's a big sledgehammer. Go knock down a wall. Yeah. It's like, yeah, great help. I'm sure they needed you guys to fly and bring production and do all this shit to knock down a few walls Can you where is your damn money? I also get your damn pocketbook out if you want to help I also hate people those bullshit people who feel like if you're gonna do work You're gonna roll up your season do work. You can't have fun. You can't make jokes

You can't do anything. You just have to be like tough like I don't have time for this You know those people because it's it's almost a way to compensate for not doing work. You like, if I act like where it's time to do work, I'm like, that's serious, we gotta do this, we gotta get down to work. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, she's an asshole, and then the people, the people who are there,

like, okay, well here's what we need. She's like, oh, not bad, some walls. Like, yes, okay. Well, then do this, yes. Then do it with the screw gun. Yes, like you know everything, because you've had a few of your garage door windows Knocked out shut up pinya asshole, and then she's rude to everybody who's there helping her then Shamiya

Porsche told Shamiya to go help she's like just be there in my place Because I have my own event because Kenya's getting different when I went before my what a shocker and Porsche I think is taking it pretty well Yeah, so Shamiya false Kenyans. He's like hey girl When I went out of the floor my what a shocker and Porsche I think is taking it pretty well. Yeah She's a mehawk all Kenyan. She's like hey girl I'm trying to find you but where am I supposed to go? And she's like call production Co-production to me. We're busy helping people rebuild. Ah, not your assistant to me As the volunteers go to gotta go. It's like you can answer it. You can answer it, you know So anyway, so candy, meanwhile, meanwhile, before we get into the heavy volunteering, candy goes to visit block.

And she's like, see, no, sorry to stop. And I was like, well, I use so much. And she's like, I don't know. And I was like, I'm gonna go visit block and be like, see, not block, have a baby boy. He's like, I can't want it. It's like no,'s like no no from real house size of New Jersey

it's a Jurassic Park but you're actually so he is so funny there he goes now I do have to say I'll get lucky with great moms you know I've been that's what you don't laugh that's what you go that shit was hilarious and then he looks right into the camera so funny yeah so basically she's you, they they both agree that they have to they have to improve their communication with each other. Somebody rally stops feelings like she's torn right now. She doesn't know whether or not to trust her dad, et cetera, and they really have to, you know, improve it, you know, improve this situation. And Candy wants to go to counseling and block is like sure so you know

good progress on the candy block royally formed and then we go over it then we get the dueling events dueling of horses right her car gets to the to her event the GPS goes GPS goes arrived and she goes we know girl What they didn't show it's for should be like we know girl. Hey, where are we gonna get there? Seriously like I just told you bitch. That's why I said it So we know care are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet? So yeah, so she's going up. It's a big big big food drive that they're doing there. So they're setting up their Meanwhile they have a tap for humanity thing

Kenya arrives and Kenya's like my husband is so proud of me like what is this version of Kenya? Where did this come from? I hate this Kenya. Oh, it's so desperate for a fucking man She can't see straight now that she has one she can't talk about anything, but that's been the same, can you? She just hasn't handled it. You're right. We just haven't gotten to see this side. Because she has, oh, you're right. So she's saying that stuff.

400 people show up to Porsche's event. They start to run out of food. Porsche starts to cry. I feel like I shouldn't make fun of it when she's crying. Be like, we're running out of food. I'm like, you know, I'd like that she was so impassioned in everything, but like when Porsche cries, sometimes it makes me laugh and I feel bad.

But it's so awkward, they're like doing a raffle and someone's like, you get a $500 gift certificate. I'm like, I don't think that's very nice. I don't know, get a bunch of lowered denomination ones or something. She ended up getting more food, and then they keep cutting back and forth between these two things. And Kenya is a habitat for humanity. And she's like, it's an actual person who lost everything.

Tamika, tell us what you feel. She's like crying, you know, because it's so fucking sad to look around this neighborhood. Yeah, she said, this woman said that she bought her own house. She spent two years getting the house, everything, and because it's so fucking sad to look around this neighborhood. Yeah, she said this woman said that she's like, she bought her own house. She spent two years getting the house, everything. And now it's like, God, and now no one knows what to do. Yeah. And Kenya is like, I am floored by the devastation. I'm like, I don't know that that's the right word when you're about to

redo somebody's house. Just get to work, Kenya. Okay. How about you? She's like, why? She's like, no time for photos. Let's just get to work. That's right here for it.

I'd be working, working hard, working. I'm Kenya more. I'm working hard. Look at me. I'm being angry, which shows I'm just like no time for photos. Let's just get to work. That's where I'm here for it. I'd be working, working hard, working. I'm Kenya Moore. I'm working hard. Look at me. I'm being angry with shows. I'm working. Doesn't this make you want to do half that for humanity? It's a really unfun job, everyone. Do you need any garage windows glued back in? I know how to do that. It's somebody sitting on the back garage windows. Hey, I'm at a back. I know, like, finally we get, we have the opportunity to break something down and Matt's not there with a sledgehammer. I saw a commercial on the plane for a new movie based on the video game rampage, you know, where it's like, you know, it's basically, you know, remember that video game rampage? Where it's like all the famous movie monsters like Godzilla and King Kong, they go and they

like, climb, you, you play them you you destroy skyscrapers and stuff so there's a new version with the rock and like you see these giant like you know you see a gorilla you see a Godzilla you see just monsters destroying skyscrapers and you just know that Matt had a boner he's like oh I only got to do a garage window I wish I could do a whole skyscraper. Kenya's in the game. She's like, I would beat you up, but I can't, because right now I'm working, working very hard. So Godzilla has to wait on the side.

I can't just try to do half a tap for humanity on all the skyscrapers that I can just try it. There's no time right now to weigh in Johnson the Rock. I have to defix this skyscraper. So anyway, I cannot with Kenya through this whole thing. She knows she was there like a total of an hour and a half. And so yeah, and so they're doing all this stuff, which is, you know, hey, at the end of the day, who cares who's doing it and who cares what their ad fit was, it's getting done and that's what's

most important. But Shemia, you know, as we mentioned before, Shemia called up and was like, hey, I'm pulling up, well, which house are you at? I don't know, Shemia. So Shemia shows up anyway, still, in like, smiling and being nice. And Keny was like, okay, so let's get Shemia on the trash bags. Which I love because as much as Keny can be so annoying, her shade can be so amazing. It's so funny. And then she goes, well, okay. Also, I wanted to tell you that Porsche sent me on her behalf.

And she goes, well, she has her own stuff going on, with makeup, looking good, pretty dress, et cetera. And she's like, well, but she also wanted to know that she's making her own donation to your cause too. And Kenny's like, well, we're here to work. Okay, so let's not talk about this because we're working. Oh, shut up. Just go just leave. You can volunteer with a smile. Okay. Get out of here. Yeah, I'm sure habitat for humanity really appreciated

that two hours of work you did with a ton of production crew eating all the food that was donated. Because you know the cameraman we're eating all the freedom on my craft tray. Well the good news is that house has now been insulated with Kenny more haircare whatever she just takes that shampoo I could just water she ruined her own house so and meanwhile at the Portes of Ant the food did a rod and she said that in the end they actually fed nearly 2,000 people, which is actually really crazy because they were expecting only 400. So either way, you know, the job, I'm going to throw it on the bottom. She also guess what?

She also worked. She also sat there and served the damn food. So set up Kenya. Okay. I'm really too angry at Kenya. I don't know why. I know it seems totally inappropriate, but I just, she's making my fucking blood boil. Good. So now all the girls are celebrating it dinner.

Yeah, fun part. Now for the next hour, it's gonna be a five hour show. Yeah. So now that they're all having to they're eating dinner together, but Kenya is not there. Yeah. And they're teasing Porsche for being a baby vegan. And since he's like, girl, you mean test to not as vegan, which she was. I mean, those were just mounds of meat on top of chips. You could tell that portion was like, what? I didn't even bring my calculator. I don't think I'm ready for the test. No, no, it's expression. So, so then, everything's fine. And Lauren tells Cynthia that basically

they were super disappointed because they had worked two weeks on this event. And Cynthia didn't even show up. And was you know the whole thing. I'm so it's like Child She's not in so child. Get your nines. What should I say? What should I say? Child, yeah, so like there's only so many leaf blowers I'm a down woman's cold. I just try to come in good grace and be the best that I can do and learn like yeah But don't you all support the people who support you and since she feels like Child I came to that little thing on Friday afternoon afternoon wasn't that what it was supposed to be

i don't even know there was something on saturday child i don't know to do a flashback i said to you saying so i heard you're doing your thing on saturday yes you came to mind and i'll come to yours but i did like that poor shit kept nice her sister i mean just be quiet over there yeah as far as I'm concerned shut up yeah it's not your fight and or just like well it's about because Cynthia goes well I didn't even know that habitat for humanity so right before I had to go to it because Kenny made me whatever yeah and Porsche is like it's about friendship you test the canyon you're like what a big head. No Kenya, she's like, Kenya test the ground, I was like,

hey, what's up big head? And why aren't you just like jump? And Cynthia's like, excuse me, Cha. Excuse me. But a big head to be able to fit in this common San Diego hat. Ooh. So Cynthia throws her own stage, she says,

at this point portion lucky to have anyone from the group anywhere at any time you need not just a crash from okay what she did yeah

uh... okay you have a point but so then she may have seen how she's like you know i kind of felt a little dismissed today i don't like doing dismissed i felt dismissed by Kenya whatever and now it's like yeah she was little mean no no and it's like i think the other. I thought she was super funny. Child. I was like, what said the egg come on now? I know you had like a whole like hazmat suit on,

but even even through that plastic, you could have heard how like nasty Kenya was being to everyone. Of course. Then Kenya has some kind of hold on. Sancia just let that bitch drown. So Kenya comes in. She doesn't say hi to anybody. She goes straight to the order Kenya has some kind of hold on Sancia just let that bitch drown. So Kenya comes in. She doesn't say hi to anybody. She goes straight to the order captain. She goes, do you have a small portion of chicken?

They're like, the kitchen's closed. I was like, oh, shit. Kenya's hangry. Now we know the dangers of being hangry. And I feel like we've never really, I guess there probably have been a lot of times when she's been hangry, but this has been the first time where we've actually known she's hangry. And I was like, oh, this is going to get bad real quickly. Well, I think it's obvious that she's doing what you said,

whether making her come to shoot, she doesn't want to come, she shows up late. Yeah. She and I pick something without beer with only beer and wine for her. And she's like, what kind of place do you have to be eating in? You forced me to go to this place. There's not even food for me. I don't want to shoot with these bitches. I already came down here. I'm tired.

And staring at her phone. I want to be talking immediately. Sits down on her phone. And Cynthia, by the way, and Cynthia is sort of hilarious because Cynthia's like, child, oh, what are you gonna eat? I feel bad because I sat here and I stuffed myself child. You must be so hungry, I'm so full, I feel bad for you. I was like, so now it's like,

Did your family have fun, can you? Did your family have fun and have a fun time? Did your family have fun, can you? And she's like, well, they had fun planting things, but you know, working the house is too much for kids. And she made us, well, they had fun planting things, but you know, working the house is too much for kids. And she made it go, well, you made it look easy, but it felt hard. Can I have some water, please? Just shout out to get across the restaurant.

Like, she's at the foreflip for the basil. I don't know. Just yeah. She told me, you were there five minutes. Give me a break. I was like, so were you. Get out of here. Your hair was still done at the end.

So Shamiya starts to explain her feelings being like, I just felt like, and doing it in a very nice way. She was like, I just, you know, like you were really harsh and she's like, well, don't take it personally. She's like, well, I kind of did because, you know, you were a positive reader. I'm on more eyes. She didn't know how to defend herself

so she just kept screaming for eyes. So I don't even know if they had already brought her some. She answered me because why don't you just bring her two pictures and I'll wait so I'm not interrupted again. So Kenya is just like giving her this big old stink face because she's me saying I just felt pretty dismissed, you know, because I came there to help. And you're being really nasty and then just hmm. I was there to work.

I was there to work, you know, doing all that shit, you know. Yeah, she's like ring, ring, schools out. Wait, are you dismissing me? Your parents are late to pick you up. Wait, have I been dismissed? It's now Saturday, your still at school. Okay, I'm officially dismissed. Summer, go on vacation.

Okay, I get it dismissed. Okay. Summer come on vacation. Okay, I get it. Definitely your backpack. Okay, I've been dismissed. Clean out your locker. Alright, I've been dismissed. I can't, yeah. Asshole. Wasn't there a dating show on MTV called dismissed? It's not there should have been. I think there was. Wasn't there where they're all running a bus? And it's like, uh-huh, your dismissed. Go back on the bus. It's Kenya. She's like, um, I would date you, but I'm here to work, dis-miss. Yeah, so Kenya's just being, like, Shamiya's just trying

to explain herself, and Kenya's just being obnoxious, not hearing it, and it's like a simple thing where Kenya's been like, oh, I'm sorry. Well, I just, I was stressed, or I was busy, or, you know, I just, I was just in a zone and I'm sorry, I'm really thankful that you came to my thing. And since then, Kenny is like, let it go. That's a better look.

You know, and it's just like, then she's saying, she's saying, I just wanna talk about it another time and Porsche is saying, I think that was a good time though. And Kenny is like, well, I think it's not. She's gonna get over it. And then to me, it tries to just give Kenny her way. And she goes, you know what?

I don't want to be competitive. And she gets, well, you see him upset. She goes, I'm not upset. Like, that's the point. I'm actually not really upset. And since he goes, yes, you were, talk about it. All you talked about is how upset you were. So go ahead.

Tell her how upset you were, John. And she goes, well, if you're dismissive or room to someone and then can you get up and she's like excuse me yeah now the thing is this is that Shania her quote I wrote this down because I was like I want to make a point child I want to make a point about this she goes and I'm sorry if I came across that what they talk about the combative things she's like and I'm sorry if I came across that way I'm not trying to be combative that is such a mature thing to say that's like oh listen I I'm sorry I'm not trying to come across that way I'm sorry if I came across that way, I'm not trying to be combative. That is such a mature thing to say. I'm not trying to come across that way, I'm just trying to share something, whatever.

The fact that Kenya was not having it was obnoxious, I thought, although to be fair, I thought Shania was like when they were like, well, Shania, you're upset. And she's like, I'm not upset. Well, now Shania, you've undermined yourself, because obviously you're upset. That's what Cynthia's saying. We've been talking about it. You're upset. Yeah're a lot of people said. Yeah, but Kenya's doing that thing where she's like, Oh, you seem upset. She's like, well, I'm trying to have a normal conversation with you. Not a big stupid fight for TV. Like you're trying to insinuate that I'm at

doing, you know, and Kenya in full narcissism mode as, you know, she says in the interview being like, I'm just I'm sick. I'm like sick of Shamiya trying to overshadow all the good I came to do. I'm not trying to undermine you or take away from all the good. She's just saying, listen, you're mean to me. I didn't like it because you're not doing that. She even said at one point, so that way next time this won't happen. Or I think even Shamiya took it on herself saying, I just want to know what I can do so that way next time, like, you know, you won't be annoyed.

I don't know, but either way, can he get up? And she goes off the bathroom and she's like, there would have been a time when I would have read Shemia to death, but I'm in a new place now. I'm a married woman. She's so stupid. So yeah, now you get up and you go scream it, producers in the bathroom when you think nobody can hear you. Yeah. Yeah. You're a much better person now, Ken.

Yeah. Now you're just screaming at the people who make like a tenth of what you make and work their asses off for hours at a time. So they have to listen to you like show up to pretend you're a good person and then just read them to filth. Yeah. You're such an asshole woman. You are really the worst. Yeah. So she's I don probably want to come here to get dragged in the mud, which again supports our theory, which is that like she's like, I'm going to come here, but I am like, you know, she basically wants to look like an angel. And in fact, in fact, new thing on the theory, I'm going to add, she's probably angriest of all because she wants to be the one to spearhead the Houston charity episode, like her Detroit camp.

She probably wants to be the one. And the fact that Porsche got to spearhead it, she was probably pissed, which is why she probably boycotted in the first place, and why she probably had a stang-ass attitude the entire time, because she wanted to be the one that looked like the big savior. And now she comes here and she's like, well, I'm only going to go, but not if I get turned into the villain, you know, because she wants to be the charity one of the episode Oh my god. I was trying to write down all the horrible things she said, but if there were so many She's like, I think I'm here to be drugged through the mud every time I try and do something positive Those motherfucking hose that's full whole shalt whole table is full of shit. They're all idiots

That's why Mark doesn't want me to be part of this because every time I turn around, you trash his wife. I don't have to do shit no more. Take my mother fucking mic off. And keep calling everyone at the table and like, idiot and a moron, including Cynthia who's supposed to be her friend. So, Portia's like, I'm gonna go see if she's okay. I was like, girl, you better hide behind some drywall.

If they have any drywall left over and Kenya's trunk, you better get behind it. And Kenya's like, this is not a moment. See you later. Bye. Like, you can't say nothing to me. This is not a moment. And I like everybody's just trying

to have a scene with Kenya. Oh, yeah. Exactly. So then, so then they are like, like Portia who's like I don't understand why it's like Kenya is acting so crazy. I mean you know like she's certainly like asked you're cheating ask questions before she could deal with it. She's like you certainly sat there and said some dumb shit or whatever. Yeah so Kenya's like if Mark can see how these ladies were attacking me,

he'd make me be before I left myself probably. He wouldn't stand for, I'm like the husband who won't even move into this same town as you or come on camera. Please give me a motherfucking break lady. Oh, Mark, oh, dearest Mark, have you learned nothing from Stasi, Kenya? Have you learned nothing?

You were a sacrifice of your reality career for some douchebag in New York. It doesn't work out. If we find out, Mark has a man bun. I'm throwing something at the TV. He doesn't have a man bun, but Candy Burst did post a photo on Instagram with her and Todd and Kenya and Mark. Mark is at least from that angle.

He actually was smoking hot. But his hair, he did that thing. I want to say flat iron, but I don't know if it's necessary flat iron and when it's like when it's like black hair, but it's like straight and straightened. Straightened works. Straightened works, why not? It's sort of as one of the someone one of our listeners said it was sort of like cat Williams' ask.

And I was like, so he doesn't have a man bun, but what he does have, I'm not feeling it personally. So I don't know why. I need to see more angles on Mark before I wait. I didn't see it, so I haven't really seen him yet because I'm living here enough to people. He's hot. He's hot. He's hot.

I can't believe he's even real. I mean, I honestly can't believe it's real. That seems like a complete bullshit to me. So, so the guy goes to the car. I can't just try to believe. Yeah. But of course, the car won't leave because they're trying to shoot a fucking TV show, Kenya, which you're getting a ton of money for. You stupid A-hole. So, Kenya's like, um, sorry, Cynthia, I'm going to the hotel. So, she's trying to talk nice thing nicely, because she, I guess she doesn't realize that she's just been caught being fucking to see which, to see origin, Ursula, the sea witch on on Mike. So she's like, I'll see you later. And Cynthia's like, well, I just wanted to talk to you before you go and make sure that you don't have me leaves it need clean I said this isn't a moment. This isn't a moment. Send by sand

And then she rolls her window up on her you know remember last time you did you tried doing that to someone and your driver got punched in the face Yeah, you're the worst well. I'm sure Cynthia was sort of happy she was a At least half of my new nickname has caught on 50 synth half of my new nickname has caught on 50 synth. Huh? So that's pretty much, that's pretty much where it ended. You know, there is a mid-season trailer that came out. And I noticed in the mid-season trailer for Atlanta, there's not a lot of Kenya.

In fact, the only Kenya that we see is from this scene where she freaks out. And later on where she goes, ladies and gentlemen, my husband Mark, that's the only parts we see is from this scene where she freaks out and later on where she goes, ladies and gentlemen, my husband, Mark. That's the only parts we see of it. And I'm like a little afraid that Cynthia is going to be sort of phased out of the rest of the season. I'm getting that vibe, especially because we are being introduced to Eva Marcel for the, Marcel whatever Eva Pigford for those of us who are and GM you know archivists So Eva is coming in as a sort of new cast member for the second half. It makes me kind of feel like We could be at the end of the Kenyumore

Line here. God. I hope so. I mean, I've never been a humongous. I'd loved her her first year But I've never been a huge strand of Kenya. I think she's a complete jerk, but at least she was making an effort to bring something good to the show. I've always been glad she's on the show. She's really good on it. She is really. She's hilarious on it.

Even when she makes me crazy, she's hilarious on it. I'm even on her side this year versus Kim Zolciac because Kim Zolciac is managed to out-master Kenya, which to me is amazing. And last year she Zolciac is managed to out monster Kenya, which to me is amazing. And last year she was fairly nice and still managed to be entertaining. Like, yeah, I'm even though I'm never really on her side. I've always been, I was really used to be there. Kenya is actually, Kenya, you know what, she picked up the slack for the second half. If you're looking at Atlanta as overall for the past nine or ten years, however long it's been on,

she has picked up the slack for the second half of its run. She really has. She came in, she re-energized the show, she's galvanized every season that she's been on, and you know what, I mean, we're sitting here, you know, mad at Kenya, but you know what, maybe she has a right to be a little checked out, you know, she is a star, they bring back Neenie. They bring back Kim Zolciak. Neenie and Kim have both gotten spinoffs. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Kenyans tried to get a few spinoffs and nothing has happened.

She hasn't gotten anything. And she, who knows how much she's getting paid, but I wouldn't be surprised. Neenie and Kim are getting paid more. She may just be like, you know, fuck this shit. Fuck it. Well, she's a fucking monster of a human being and she doesn't have a right. And when people are paying your ass to show up to work, you better show your ass.

That's too. I'm just saying I can, I can understand a little bit why she might be a little exhausted, but, um, but it is still your job. So do it. Yeah, or don't. Or don't you get fired so bad. I hope she doesn't. No, I don't want to be fired at all I want her out of there. I mean if they can give some of these ladies a second You bring Fadra on I want to see Fadra going down to city hall stopping people from getting I actually don't want I mean I miss Fadra. I think Fadra will operate well as a friend of But the problem with Fadra is that she is off. She's not upfront with her life,

you know. I mean, not too many of them are, but she, Fadre is always full of bullshit. I think we need to get Kenya more back to where she should be in terms of like as a character on this show. We need to reinvigorate her whatever, get, I don't know, we got to fix the more situation, and I don't think firing her is the way to go I think somehow she needs to get her her spark back I don't know But you know if you have thoughts on it just weigh in everyone come to our Facebook page Facebook dot com slash watch for crap ins or Instagram wherever you want to weigh in Twitter at what crap ends Go to watch crap ins dot com to buy tickets to our

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and uh... we'll be back tomorrow to discuss some Vanderpump rules. We'll be back on Wednesday to talk some real house with the Beverly Hills. And we'll be back on Thursday to talk this season premiere of Summer House. Summer House on Thursday. That's the new thing for us. Jda.

Anything else to add to that, Ronnie? I'm, I'm so- I got all my anger out on Kenya. I feel like I can just go roll around and feel the flowers now. Don't get any ticks. I don't want you to get the limes. Bye everyone. See you tomorrow. Bye everybody. Bye.

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