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Episode Date: November 18, 2019

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everybody's third fucking chances in life. Everybody's having their redemption story, let's count who's had a man. Ben, we had Jacks. Yeah. Which contributed to one of the worst seasons ever, Vanderpump rules. So thanks for that non-redemptive story. Lines still a prick. Carl. Carl, Tamika. I don't know. Was there, like, did a cigarette?

Did they have a redemptive story this year? The cigarette actually did have a redemptive story. A redemptive story. Because vaping became worse in cigarettes. And now people are quitting vaping to go back to cigarettes. Wow. Oh, me, wow. Wow, yeah, cigarettes 2.0.

Yeah. This, you know, it's hard like, it's hard to tell who has had the redemptive thing. I do know that Nini Leaks was nowhere to be found Bravo Con weekend. All the biggest Bravo stars were there, but not Nini Leaks was nowhere to be found Bravo Con weekend. All the biggest Bravo stars were there, but not Nini Leaks. Yeah, we'll actually be covering

the Bravo Con watch what happens live, because off we weren't there either. But we watched it watch what happens live, that'll be on our bonus. But yeah, Nini wasn't there, Sony wasn't there, I heard she wasn't allowed to come because of insurance, I don't know if that's true. But we'll talk about more of that later,

but yeah, Nini, if Nini's such a div, she probably wouldn't share the stage. Yeah, I would imagine that's not enough, that's true. But we'll talk about more of that later, but yeah, I mean, I mean, he's such a div. She probably wouldn't share the stage. Yeah, I would imagine that's what it was. Like if Kenya's gonna be there, she's not a lot to be, she's not gonna go there as if anyone cares. So this week, the episode opens up with Cynthia and Eva driving along, talking about houses and stuff. They're going house hunting because Eva

needs a new house again because they're like in a condo because they had to move again because Eva's ex has found them or something like that. Yeah, he's like a stalker or something. So he keeps finding them and people keep blowing up her spots so she has to move to a new place. And they're driving around. And Eva's we talked about this last week, her opening line is basically like, bragging about being poor, you know, like, money's not important to me. Parking spaces are, whatever the hell she said. So she's like poor bragging, but now she's kind of trying to rich brag again,

every time that she could afford anything she wants. Yeah, but she's just, she just needs a good yard or something, you know, she's doing of trying to rich brag again, every time that she could afford anything she wants. Yeah, but she's just, she just needs a good yard. Or something, you know, she's doing that thing. It was like, I would move into the White House, but you know what, I just need a big yard. Yeah. She's basically on like the most boring episode ever of House Hunters, you know.

And so she and Cynthia are talking about Neenie and even saying that she has not talked to Neenie at all. And things are very, have like, I stover between the two of them. And she's like, you know what, the reason why I'm cool on Neenie and the wig and the glue that keeps her family together is because, you know, you know, because she's basically a bitch, you know. Yeah. She was, she knows about my ex like trying to come for me and she brought that up in public and basically you know blew me up. And so Cynthia's like, well, Chad, that glue-making per family together, but not a friend.

Yeah. Well, Cynthia's just whipping a mouth this year. Exactly. So they go check out this house. I feel like I'm not buying a house from a lady in a name tag. Very sudden. I don't know how to move out.

That's just how it works, but no. Yeah. You want her a reputation to proceed her. You want her name to be like a known fact. Yeah, well, I just don't want someone who looks like they're about to take my return at Ross. You know what I mean? I don't want a name tag.

I want you to say hi, my name is so, because this is like the CarMax of House of God. And you know what I mean. I want to go to a fucking my name is so, because this is like the carmax of house bond, you know what I mean? I wanna go to a fucking BMW, not a carmax, you know, like let's face it, where am I really gonna be? Carmax!

Hey, you can get a BMW at Carmax, you know? That's true, but then you have to get goop off to get the carmax sticker off the back of the end or everyone's like, oh my god, he's in a carmax gamer. And then you actually have to start subscribing to goop to figure out like, what's the best way to make your BMW smell like lovely. I'm the inside. Yeah, some things are so sticky that only when it's Paltrow's personality can like repel them off of metal. Have a conscious uncoupling of the due and the glass. So,

so they walk around this house. It looks really nice. It's like five bedrooms or something. I think it's five bedrooms. It's, it's, how many is it's 3700 square feet. And it's only $775,000. I say only because in LA, it's like to get something that is literally a quarter of the size, but cost two million dollars. It's, they say it's 3700 square feet. They did. 3700 square feet. And even it's 3,700 square feet. They did. 37,000 square feet. And even it's like, I don't know if that's enough room. Yeah, you've all pleased.

I think that's the big upgrade. Like, she's like, I'm afraid I'm going to outgrow it. It's called get a bunk bed, you know? You have a bunk bed. You're renting your flip flops. No one is buying that you need a more room than 37. I don't act like this is going to be your forever home. OK, this is your next three months home until

the chemical finds you again. I know. How can you, how can you try and hide in a like 5,000 square foot house? Well, my, my favorite thing that they do on Bravo is pretend to look at houses and then decide that, you know what, they're just going to be, they're going to just be, they're going to like save their money. It's like, where do they do that recently? Where they looked at a house? And it was just like clearly beyond their means like you will know. Oh, it was a house size of Potomac. Yes, that's right.

Candace and Chris, they look at like a two million dollar house, you know, when they're still like, sucking up on like lean cuisines from Costco and they're acting like, oh, you know, I like this, but it's just not quite the right fit. So we'll just have to keep looking. Yeah, it's not quite the right fit because it doesn't cost $35. Yeah, it's very to read, you know, like we own the house Jennifer Lopez. You know, you don't to read. So Cynthia's that kind of friend who's supportive and she is being supportive, like listen, anyone in the house hunts with you a supportive.

Especially when I know there's no chance in hell you're buying that house. Yeah, exactly. But she's that kind of friend who's supportive, but she can't really fake it that well. And she's like, oh my God, I love this. It's a bathtub. I love the bath. I love a shower.

Oh, a shower reminds me of my boot. Okay, you stand here. This is not about you. And then she's like, I love a fireplace. Cynthia, everybody loves a fireplace. Like literally no one has ever gone into a house and been like, I don't want to fire. It's gross. Fat people come down that in the middle of the night and meet my cookie.

Cynthia would like every single future in a house on this episode. Oh, wow. Oh, these these these cabinets from 1977. I love them. I love them. This door jam. That's also like falling apart and it's got mold in it. I don't know. I kind of love them. This door jam, that's also like Bollyham Pardis got mold in it. I don't know, I kind of love it. I love wallpaper and popcorn ceilings and flat walls. Close layouts. I like it. I wanna be in the center of town and on the beach. I like that this is not close to the road and then it's up 45 steps.

Yeah. So Cynthia's like, can you can afford this, right? And she's like, well, yeah, despite me being completely broke apparently, according to Neenie and Marlowe. And then even though you're also house shopping with someone with a name tag. So you're not helping yourself. Yeah, exactly.

And then she's like, you know, she goes, you know, I mean, it's a little small, you know, she's, I'm not mad at this little house though. Like she's just acting like it's just like a tiny little something like a cottage. Like she's a freaking like Vanderbilt. Like no, you take that house. Take the house. Take the house.

Take the car max house and shut it. So they start talking about work and Eva's basically like, I need Borscht to come back to work because I'm like exhausted. And you know, they're just like chatting and basically Eva is saying that she really regrets not bonding with Cynthia Sooner because they're having so much fun, you know, and, you know, let me see like flashbacks of her last year being really shady to Cynthia Mubba.

And Cynthia at first was mad because Eva was caught saying that Cynthia hired her boyfriends and Cynthia realized they have more common because she found her boyfriends. And Cynthia realized they have more in common, because like she finds her boyfriends from people wearing name tags too. So they have a lot in comments. That's cute. Yeah. The Carm Max of Boyfriends. So then they're talking about Nini

because they're going to world pride. And she's like, is that going to be okay? World's Pride girl going to world pride? Nini is a last of your problems. Every step you take at anything, any kind of gay gathering, you could be cut at any moment. That is the last of your worries. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

So they're basically, they basically are talking about how Nini has no accountability for anything she says. And that Cynthia's not too worried about seeing Nini because they were both at thick and tucky Derby. So there was gonna be like a, there were like, Cynthia was like bracing for a low moment. I was like practicing her like high and by, which would probably go like, hi, bye, you know, hi, bye, how about how about you? But then like ultimately Cynthia, if I'm not

mistaken, Cynthia winds up being like you know I we've been friends for a long time and like we can we can get past this did she say that we can get past this Which is the opposite no she was just basic. Yeah, she did say she feel it She feels like I put a question mark at the end. So I was confused. I feel like we can't get past it Yeah, cuz I was like wait, I thought you guys were like never gonna be friends again But we know that's not really gonna happen cuz it's Cynthia and she's like desperate approval I feel like we can't get past it. Yeah, because I was like, wait, I thought you guys were like, never gonna be friends again. But we know that's not really gonna happen, because it's Cynthia, and she's like desperate for approval. Yeah, Cynthia's easily swayed.

So then we go over to... Tanya! Oh, that's right. I'm like, that's right. This is the first night, the first true night of Real Housewives of Atlanta. Tanya's back. Yeah, it's because Mimi had a tweet earlier saying, like, welcome back to the real premiere of real house was because these bitches tried that they just couldn't handle it.

But yeah, this the real beginning is the lady with the Habachi Grill in her, or Habachi Room in her house. Yeah. So there were Tonya's house and so Portia comes over and is like, and Tonya's like, Ha! And so Portia comes over and is like, and Tony is like, Tonya is one of my all-time phase because only Tonya could have this opening line in her first line of his season. Oh, she eats cheese.

That's like so, Tonya. That's like that, that, that's too good song. It's all I forgot anyway. I won't even I hope she eats What are my favorites? Who sings doesn't mean something? Liam on the We have a lot of new single. Oh Man will Mac So so porches like I can't even like literally this is like the day after

our like two Shrugger shows and me trying to do a falsetto, like to enforce her supposed to bring, well, well, well, she was Minnie's friend and then she was Eva's good friend and now she's my, I'm like, I'm doing like, Kinsey Mortimer, I have to stop, I'm just gonna stop. And now she's my friend. And they're showing the kairans under each of her name because when Ta-ni came on, and they had the car on the Sidney's friend, and then she was in another scene with Eva. And they had a car on the Sidney, Eva's good friend.

And then under Portia says, Portia's friend friend. Yeah, some friend friend. So basically Portia and Dennis became really close to Ta-ni and Paul because they just like, Tanya and Portia were friends and Paul and Dennis were friends and they were friends together as a couple. So they were like, each other's like,

they're like the couple friends that would always do things with, you know? Like, how bout you and the basement? Do you know whose friends, husbands who cheat on their wives? That's whose friends, birds of a feather. Okay, and warning you right now, Tanya, I know nothing about your husband,

but I know he likes hanging out with Dennis, the hot dog king. So watch your man. Yeah. Because guys don't just go out and cheat on their own. Okay, they usually go in packs. Yeah. Yeah. I don't even know that's true, really. But why? Why? Why buy the cat when you can get the hot dog for free? Good point. I hope she likes cheese. Good point. I hope she likes cheese. So basically, Tanya hasn't spoken to any either. Big shocker. And so they just start talking, and then they just start talking about Portia and Dennis.

Yeah, I'm done talking about Portia and Dennis. Okay, you're married to fucking guy. It makes me crazier every episode because Portia, and I love Portia, obviously. But, you know, we only, this wasn't gonna last. And she keeps saying things like, he cheated on me while I was pregnant. He cheated on you before you were pregnant. He's gonna cheat on you while you're pregnant. And he's gonna cheat on you after you're pregnant.

He cheats. That's a badder. He makes hot dogs and cheats. That's what he done. Yes, during a hot dog, it's shut up already. Yeah. And then, uh, well, this time we did learn that he kind of was blaming it on Porsche saying that she was emotionally unavailable to him Which is bullshit and she's like look I even have the photos like here's me taking a selfie with you in the corner Here's another picture of me taking a selfie with you in the corner of baseball stadium And here's another picture of me taking selfie myself with you in the corner

Yeah, only so only Porsche would use selfies as Evidence that she's paying attention to you. Yeah, emotional abilities. But then, you know, it's so funny, this is the smallest thing, but for some reason, I love it. It's like not even a funny thing, but, you know, Tanya was basically saying that Dennis has to do the work. And Portia says, Portia goes, yeah, but like, I have to be ready to accept it. And Tanya was eating and she just, her mouth is full and she goes, and I was like, I love that Tanya gave like a really strong like mouthful. Cause I got love a friend that does that.

That's like, this is so important. And that's so they actually eat like Tanya said, what are you doing? What are you going to do about dance? I mean, what are you going to do? And that was kind of like Lee a black waking up in the middle of the night. Um but um yeah she said uh what are you gonna do? And of course she's like hold on. Okay hold on hold on I'm a swallowing and swallow it okay I'll let you your question. They actually eat yeah but Tony was like mm- some reasons, it's like my favorite thing. So now we go over to Kenya, at home with Brooklyn. Just in case you forgot, Kenya has a baby,

and you know, because she keeps going, are you hungry, baby? Do you want to eat, baby? Hi, it's a baby. Hi, baby. I have a cookie for you, baby. Don't eat this cookie all at once. Baby. Yeah. So Kenya's cousin, Shay comes over and like I've always liked Shay. But you know what I, you know what? One of my pet peeves is of people coming into rooms and saying, Oh, La Chica. And Shay does that.

And I was like, Shay, I was rooting for you. Why don't you like that? Are you just opposed to other languages? Well, I would like authentic versions. I was like a little basic to me. Ola Chica. Ola Chica. Hey girl.

Hey, I don't know. I like Ola Chica. I feel like it's embracing. It's like a very world. It's world pride. Ola Chica, come with us. To me, it's easy. Come with us. To me, it's the winning of Hello.

It's like, everyone is welcome to a room. First of all, just say, hello, I have arrived. Hello, I have arrived. There's a counter speaking. So, so basically, Shay comes over to Brooklyn and try to take Brooklyn out of like the little like like high chair high chair without taking the tray out and Kenya has a coneption fit. Yeah. It's like that's not how you do it. So can you're talking about how she does in a helicopter? Helicopter mode? Not holocaught. Oh my god. What is a holocaught? I thought you were about to

say holocaught mode. I was like, oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, my goodness. Now, that would be a really offensive way to say hello. Hello, holocaust. No, holocafter, mom. So last year, when Kenya was talking about getting pregnant and stuff, and I was talking about how

she's going to buy her baby at a dollar. Like, I didn't believe that she's actually going to have a baby, which I think. I admit, when I'm wrong. Okay? Yeah, it's wrong. You're very young. But I also remember us talking about, I think you were the one who was like, okay, she's gonna be jealous of that baby in five, four. And sure enough, it's episode two with this fucking baby.

She's already telling us that she's already feeding it at a chocolate chip cookie. She's feeding it. She's like a feeder, you know? You know, puppies are allergic to chocolate. You know it's a baby, right? My baby is my dog, so that's how I think of that. I'm like, Do not feed that chocolate chip cookie to a baby dog. So Kenya is-

That baby is fucking beautiful, by the way. I want to have a baby so bad. Yeah, I don't want to have a baby so bad at all, but it is a cute baby. I mean, I do, if you'll hold it, miss at the way. I want to have a baby so bad. Yeah. I don't want to have a baby so bad at all But it is a cute baby. I mean I do if you'll hold it this at the time or if you could just leave it like in a eye Chair until you're ready to like going hi You know what I would actually love would be a board game About babies it could if it's a good game. It's I will accept it if it's about babies It could be if it's a good game. It's I will accept it if it's about babies, but

So Kenya's basically saying it's been difficult with Mark because he's only in Atlanta every seven to ten days Which to me I think is actually pretty good. Oh, I'll just say that's bullshit That's pretty good. No, I don't I don't well, I mean listen I don't think it's good if one of your spouses unhappy with it. I think that there's a way to do it that like you do like four or five days in New York and like one or two days in Atlanta. It's not a cross country flight. It's what, two and a half hour flight.

But he works at restaurants. He works like, I mean, listen, Kenya, you marry a guy with restaurants in fucking Brooklyn. You know he's not gonna move. He told you right away he wasn't gonna move. Like, hello. But also Mark, you marry a guy who, a married girl named, you know,

like, marry someone who's on the real house as of Atlanta, like her city is in her job description, you know? Kind of, but then she left her job, she wasn't doing that, so maybe she was like, I just think that like, I think, that like, there, I think there's a way to do it. Like, that's, that's seven to ten days especially if a new a new kid I don't know I think I was complaining if he was the one that was

complaining and he's like well I don't see her enough then I would say the same thing why would you marry someone who doesn't live in the same place but he doesn't care she's someone complaining so why don't you say why doesn't he hire an assistant? He irons assistant or or or a or a met like someone under under him to delegate some work a little bit and then he like come I don't know I just kind of feel like I'm not like anybody's gonna be able to take Kenya every day okay the first thing that that baby is gonna learn to do is to pack. I can tell you that right now. I just think that like he can do four days on two days off you know I'm telling you that right now. I just think that like he can do four days on two days off. You know what I'm saying?

Like he can do four days in New York, come down, whatever. You could like honestly, you could do it. You could make a word. But Ken you would be like, four days, you're only here four days, well that's fair, that's fair, that's fair, that's fair. It's really not, but I'm not really fair with Ken here

because she just makes me fucking crazy. Like I can't with you complaining that your man who lives in Brooklyn, like your baby's name to Brooklyn. Okay. He's literally choosing two Brooklyn's over you. That's a bad bad. I mean, the truth is that this was doomed from the beginning and there were a lot of bad decisions that were made along the way. Yeah, putting it simply. So, uh, Shay has heard this every day of her life, you know, so she's like, I am so sad for you. I guess he has to work. And Kenyans like, um, but then when he's home, then he wants the baby in bed with us right in between us. So we can't even have sex. I'm like, I mean, uh, hold on, let me put her in the, let me put her in her little car. Baby, do you want to go to your car?

It's for babies, baby! This is what he's got to change. Unless she starts crying, I stop. I'm trying to feel things, but... I felt nothing. Well, she bases like, I don't know if I'm jealous that he gives so much more attention to Brooklyn, but I think I'm jealous. Yeah. At least she knows.

Yeah. So now, we had a really good run there, no Neenie. Yeah, life was good. It was good. It felt like everything was great. I feel like a puppy who's just been fed a chocolate chip cookie, basically. Basically. Okay, so they open this Neenie scene.

It's the weirdest elf ending. It's this weird like it's like in New York for those of you who live in New York. I don't know if this is still on, but on public access they used to have the rock rock and bird show and it was like some old stripper yeah you know and she'd have like strippers come on and it was always like the skin-and-max music that was playing like old porn music but it's's Neenie, it's Neenie's house and then it shots of Neenie getting her makeup done and Greg just like wandering around the house like he's confused like he doesn't know where he is. It's just like walking down a staircase. It's like playing music in a retire room home.

And then there's like a whole like TV set up in the living room. So what we found out is that Neenie is gonna be an ambassador for the American Cancer Society, like strange choice, I think. And it's also like an annoying choice because it's like that thing where you like, she just starts the season in a space

that you can't like make fun of it or whatever because like no one's gonna make fun of the American Cancer Society and no one should. And it's like, she's almost like starting with this shield that I'm like, no, no, that's not fair, you know? I don't like that. Hey, it's not fair, your husband had cancer. Well, no fair, unfair advantage.

So, but I know what you mean, yeah, she's got this like, you have to be to be nice like you can't say anything about that I will say it's weird they're playing porn music while your confused husband is walking around and I will also say that it's weird That we're going into a cancer society scene and the music is saying How so yeah, I'm not sure about that. Exactly. Greg is, like Nini Basley says, that relationship with Greg is so healing. And Greg checks in on her while she's getting her makeup done because they're going to be

talking into, like, infomercial, for the American Cancer Society. And he's sort of just saying, like, I don't want to cry because then I cry if I cry, I was going to start saying that I'm making it about myself and Greg's like, but it is about you. It is. I'm like, okay, so she's basically beating him back into submission. Yes, well, here's always a submission even last year.

And then this year, she's like, they're gonna say I'm making it about me. You're using your first scene in the house so I was to do that. And then cry to Greg that people are being mean to you. When he was the one who had cancer, it's like the same problem, Neenie. Like, you still don't see the fucking problem.

And he's standing there like, you were, he's like, you were the best to me, Neenie. You did everything for me. She's like, I just can't forgive you. It's like, shut up, Neenie. Jesus Christ. And then she has the, then she has the audacity to say, I am not the same, Neenie.

I was last year. I'm like, Neenie, you filmed the reunion, what? In April, May, it start filming this and when, or Dacity to say, I am not the same Nini I was last year. I'm like, Nini, you filmed the reunion, what? In April, May, and start filming this and when? Like, July? Like, what happened in six weeks? Yeah. So I'm just looking through my notes here

because this is like so much sadness notes. But she's basically saying like, she's not she's got a spiritual advisor now yeah, which is hilarious. I'm glad that glad that snakes are wandering around the garden. She's like selling apples. Yeah, so yeah, she's got a spiritual advisor and they're not only helping her forgive Greg for all of his horrible stuff. She's also helping me, me, me forgive her friends. Good look at that. Neenie is like, no one did anything to you.

You fucking idiot. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I feel like I was really judged a lot. Like I was really judged a lot. I'm like, yeah, you were judged a lot because you act like an asshole. That's what happens. When you act like an asshole, you get judged. Everything gets judged, okay? How do you think pies feel?

Yeah. How do you think you, wow, wow, wow, wow. I'm turning into a wild wild gutter. It's your bread, I think I just confused you by looking about pies. No, I would say pie is best if you don't judge it, you know? Listen, Nini, you can't be shady to people without passing judgments.

Hello. Yeah. So we wouldn't have a legal system. There wasn't judgment. Okay. So basically, Nini who has changed so much, she's, you know, she's gonna be seeing Ascentea. And she had texted Ascentea recently. And what she had texted Ascentea was,

you're so sad, the things that you're saying, you were never truly a friend, trying to clear your name, hashtag sad. And the things that you're saying, you were never truly a friend trying to clear your name, hashtag sad. And the way that they presented this, she's like, you know, Greg, I've reached out to Cynthia. I've reached out to Cynthia. And they get to Cynthia going, well,

basically, to Texas negative, and then she reads that horrible text, and then tries to clear your name, hashtag sad, snaps that, and then it goes back to Cynthia going, hashtag, sad, snap, snap. And then it goes back to the subject going, so I thought, yeah, good for you, Cindy. I mean, he goes, I know what a block looks like.

Yeah. And then just keep snapping like she wants something. It's like, yeah, exactly. So then, then he starts, like, starts for interview and starts talking about like the challenging stuff or whatever, you know, so Yeah, that was the thing. Yeah, so then and she actually comes off Do you know this what kills me isn't she comes off that need she comes off really well?

She's cuz she couldn't she knows also out of my So charming in this interview. Yeah, and it makes you like that Neenie again exactly that's that you know We love even real or there anymore You know, that's what we've learned because she turns it on so quickly, like the charm and the likeability. But it's what I think what we're learning is that it's just it's an illusion. It's an illusion. Okay, so next up, you said let me love you. Where the restaurant called Bula was, Campion Todd having to date because their baby is coming. with Kante and Todd having to date because their baby is coming and okay their baby is coming so they face time the mom, Shadina, yeah,

Sara scrolling through to her name Shadina and Kante is like, I can't do any killing, there's no, this is the day after our Chicago show. She's like, so I see you got braids too like oh jeez So I just thought that was the funny thing because it's like she's talking about how It's hard not carrying her baby and this other woman has her baby and then they face timer And she's like oh great now you have my braids would you like my husband? Would you like my fucking chuffed it couch I've seen enough I've seen enough lifetime movies to know when that when the surrogate gets your hairstyle

you better that is better for something out real quickly you better change the locks yes you better keep an eye on Todd yes except Todd's just too lazy to chase anyone through the house with a knife you know it's like just like a lifetime no except if we're like if it's real lifetime movie like the surrogate would like basically lock candy up in the basement and then be like, now we can be together. Oh, damn, oh, I chose Todd. Yeah, actually, could you go to the base and I'm bringing you back.

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The surrogate was there, I believe, at the baby shower. Yes. And it was important to them that she was there. But Todd is saying, um, Todd is saying there should be a baby there. I mean, though, I can't remember who was saying that she should be there. Yeah, he was like, she's like, I don't know about that. And he's like so what you're just gonna have a baby shower stand there like normal Yeah, cuz he's like so like are people gonna touch Shadina's bail belly and can he's like no? Definitely not and Can be saying well, I haven't even shared on social

Anything about this baby. I'm a candy. You're on the like a top rated television show and you've been talking about this baby for a long time. And you started less on pretending like you're a blushing new mother here. And you had like a full episode about it with Dr. Jackie last season. Yeah. So, yeah. So I can't just basically like, you know, Todd's always something to do with the mother about like, like, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do as a daddy Todd? And he's like, uh, get the paper towels.

Yeah, if that. And she's like, well, you know, what are we gonna do with the baby? He's like, yeah, well, we've got to set up the baby's room. I mean, I don't want, and then Candy's like, well, I don't want, I don't want Caleb to feel like we're putting her out of a room But she's a little girl which is what I said last week I said Time to pack your bags Kayla. You're an adult time to move on out. Yes, and Candy totally agreed with you this year Okay, everyone there's gonna be the sound of wrestling. Yeah, Ronnie's just

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Yes. In a hi-hat. In a hi-hat. A hi-hat plays duvet. Yes. So, yes. So, anyway. Ronnie is so reclined right now. It is like hilarious. He's on the side.

He's talking to his pillow. He is actually very comfortable. I'm trying to stay still then because every time I move the blanket wrestles, I know it's making people laugh and crazy. So Candy is like, yeah, Kayla is a little grown and talks like, well, we set her up with this fashion thing and she wants to go to New York to follow her dreams. And I said, maybe you should stack some money. And she's like, well, I tried to give her money for a birthday,

but you said she couldn't do it. Mr. I'm up in a strip club with my daughter. And then we see all these news stories flashing across the screen, Tucker under fire for taking 23-year-old daughter to the strip club. I know. I don't actually have any problem with that because like he said, she's an adult.

But I also think that there was like more productive ways to spend time with your daughter. Like, he's like, well, nowadays your kids are on the phone. So how do you get through to them? I'm like, uh, you're a huge,. Huge, huge titties. Go to a museum. Walkin' apart, nope. You mean titties in the face. Titties, titties, titties, titties. Actually, I actually really have no problem with it.

I just, I think that like, I just, I don't know, Todd really annoys me. He really bothers me. I don't know why. I used to really like him. I think that Mama Joyce got on my head. He's a strip club and he's throwing candy as dollars on this.

I think that's what he does. Not what he doesn't work. I mean, he does work. He works, but I do feel like he uses, spend a lot of candy's money. But then again, they're married, okay? And that's what happened. That's their own money. You know, not to sound like a prude, but I would like my dad to teach my sister to like respect women maybe a little more, you know? Yeah. I think that's a strong case. I think that there's like, I don't think there's

any shame in sex work or anything. And if it's a woman, I think if it was candy taking her dark with the strip club, that would be different. But your dad, I don't like that. I just think it's weird. Do you want to see your dad get a lap dance? I don't think I want to see that.

He'll know, oh my God. Poor Kayla, she's been through a lot. All right. You know, he's been like, no, my dad has a lap. I would be fine if my dad was just cats and a chest and a head Like mr. Potato head You want your dad to be mr. Potato head You took away

You want to you want to like give him like some like, like, like, I have it at torso, give him a full torso. Yeah. Yeah. But the good news is that Kayla wants to do fashion now. So she wants to move to New York. Well, you guess you said that. But, yeah, I'm done with this thing. But I'm like, okay.

Clear. Clear. Clear. Let's go to something more exciting. Like Cynthia Packings at base timing with Mike Hill, almost as compelling as like the Vaz in the background. But yeah. So she's face time with Mike and talking about going up to Pride. Yeah, and he's like, wow, pay Pride is so important. And she's like, it is.

And he's like, so what about that bitch, Neenie? You're gonna talk to her? I'm gonna talk to her. I'm gonna talk to her. Pretty much. So then we go over to Porsche changing her baby. Which is, it's just, I don't know. Can anybody just have a baby to be happy this season?

Like everybody's dropping babies. No, you can have a baby and be happy. Because babies, I don't inherently bring happiness. They do. They bring annoyance. Yeah. They bring the hope of the future. Lots of food.

And food. Lobs and lots of food. So yeah. So basically, yeah, she's doing that in Tad, Ace and Candy are playing Chibal. And then Kenya, we land on Kenya. And she's at home, and Mark is finally back. And so what a dick.

What a dick. Oh my God, this guy is like a bag of dick. He's like a bag. He's like an extra large laundry bag full of dicks. Yeah, a big old bag of dicks, okay? So basically Mark is like walking into the kitchen, holding Brooklyn and like already looking for breakfast. And of course, Kenya's past the first two holding Brooklyn and like, already looking for breakfast. And of course, Kenya's past aggressive too.

Kenya's jealous, you really comes out in the scene and she's like, oh, look at you. You're always holding her. Ah, look at you with that baby. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And it's like, she's acting like she just has some had time to do anything this morning. She's in like full hair and makeup.

Yeah. Exactly. So the big thing is that she's gonna make breakfast from her, but she doesn't have eggs. And she's like, I feel so silly. I thought I had eggs. I'm like, are we bringing this storyline back in the past five years?

Yeah. And why would he expect eggs? Like do you even know who you married? Yeah, well he's like a two playing at. He's like, oh, it's college dorm refrigerator. I'm like, you know what? How about you put the baby down and go to the store and get some eggs, sir?

Or both of you call fucking Instacard. Like what's wrong with these people? Yeah, but he's just, I mean, talk about like a baby holding a baby, just like act like, oh, if you know what, if I just come home and she says, he's an alpha male. Ha, ha, ha, ha. He's like, well, he's not gonna last long around these parts. I don't know what the hell he was thinking.

So Ken does like, he doesn't care if I'm running a million dollar company. I'm like, name one what? Speeding into an Alexa everyday does not make you the owner of Amazon. Yeah, I'm running on a treadmill. does not mean you own a treadmill company, and you're there for running it. A hundred. Yeah, per se. So she goes, so she's like,

so she's like trying to get this breakfast situation fixed now that there's this like dark egg cloud. And she's like, she's like, I know everyone's asking you to bring Soko here. Your restaurant, like clearly she like, like promised that she wouldn't like plug his restaurant on National TV. He's only better promote his restaurant. Oh, yeah.

And he's also happy about it. And he's like, so, what do you make pancakes out of? Don't you need eggs to make pancakes? Well, I think she is the mix because- Oh, I've never done that. What's in the mix? Just makes in water? Yeah, just you know what? I think it's just water. The future is now. I'm telling you. Yeah, and if you are going to use a mix, I highly recommend

crusties because my friend Nikki, I always thought it was like this quick. I mean, I like to make it from scratch personally because I think it's fun and it's like not that much harder. But if you are going to do it from a mix, my friend Nikki was like, you have to use crusties, which is spelled K-R-U-S-T-E-A-Z kind of really annoying, but it's delicious. Totally kicks this quicks ass. All right. Yeah.

So it's the tip, but I have eggs. So yeah. So it's a way, so here she is trying to promote his restaurant for her on-naffron TV, and he's just ignoring her. Yeah, and he just says her her. And he distance her pancakes. I mean, this guy can't handle fuck out of your house. Yeah, he's like, she's like, I like when you're here and you can relax with your family because I have breakfast with no eggs.

I'm like, sir, the car's right over here. Yeah, like, the car is there. They're called you 10 ubers. Yeah, get that. Go to the store. Go to 7-Eleven. You can get eggs anywhere. This guy's such a prick.

I don't even, I'm not even gonna feel for Kenya. Even though I am feeling for Kenya, I hate this person. All you're doing by even giving this person a chance in your life is enabling this kind of fucking thickish behavior. I hate even seeing it on my team. And I want to say something else. Okay, we've had this happen a few times on Bravo,

where someone never, ever, ever wants to come on camera because they're afraid that they are afraid of being judged poorly by the audience, the audience is going to hate them. And then they do come on camera and they act like a dick and then the audience hates them and then they're like, see, I knew that would happen. You know, the people who are afraid to come on camera, the reason why is because they know their dicks. They're dicks and they know their dicks,

and they don't want to be held accountable. And this is what happens. Well, Kenya is also doing that thing where she's like, what are you talking about? It won't be bad. You know that she's like, it's not going to be bad if you come on TV. And then the second the camera's around, she's like, oh, why aren't you ever here? You know, that's fucking candy.

It's just how she is. So Kenya, she's like, let us pray. And he's like, are we gonna hold hands? Like he's even judging how she prays, okay? So they all hold hands. Oh, by the way, he calls her. He disresurbed pancakes. And she's like, don't they look good?

And he goes, God, grow up, hub champion over there. Yeah, well then, we were, we were your fingers on your cell phone, sir? We're put those fingers on the cell phone and call something, okay? So, anyway, they pray, and this is such a Kenya prayer. Thank you, Father God, for this meal. We ask you, Jehovah, to repair any broken hearts

in our family. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that their newborn daughter, who she earlier said, I've waited long enough for you. I'm not gonna let you get out of a high chair with your aunt. Yeah, but now suddenly the daughter can't go on the first day trip. You know, like I love this robbery. And so basically, it's one of those people who's gonna leave her baby on the top of the car. I'm more, I'm telling you, it's like when you go to the gas station and you leave the pump into your, you leave the hose nozzle saying in your car and then drive off and it rips.

She's gonna do that. So Ken, you was like, you know, I just miss being a girlfriend. You know, I'm a good mother, I'm a good wife, but I don't know if the girlfriend is there. I'm like, maybe the problem is that there is a girlfriend in the picture. Oh, yeah, good point.

Also, I'm a good wife. I've seen no evidence of that. This guy's a prick, but he's showing me no testimony to that. Brooklyn can't talk yet, so I can't ask her. So I don't know, Jury's out. So then here's where you can really see trouble, because this baby is like nine months old. And I don't even want to see's out. So then here's where you can really see trouble because this baby is like nine months old and I don't even want to see where this, you know what this is good turning into? This is turning into like Mama D and D Android. This is how Mama D and D Android started.

Totally. Because Kenya, you know what she has to mark? She goes, because he's like, he's saying like, so she just asks, like, who's number one, me or Brooklyn? So she's already pitting herself against her daughter. Yeah. Shocking.

Well, because he starts it, because she goes, but if she comes on the trip and we go to dinner and want a low time, what do we do with that? You know, what do we do with her? And he goes, alone time, without her, you're number one to me, baby. And it's like, don't, don't, don't, she goes, but I'm supposed to be number one. Who's number one? Meer Brooklyn. I was like, he just said it.

And so he goes, do you mean the burrow? I was like, oh geez. And he won't even look at her by the way. The only one that they'll not. He will not. And he's like, the wife Kenya versus the daughter Brooklyn. I was like, oh my God. Just please, let's just hope that in like,

in like 30 years, Kenya has a blonde square wig and is running a company that's on Christian television because that's where this is going. Oh god. So then silent sad weather. I was like oh geez another sad who else had a baby? Look at the fuck else. So that is not it's New York Pride. It's world pride parade, neighborhoods getting dressed. So Mimi, who has gotten a lot of trouble in the past for semi-homophobic remarks, or let's just say ignorant remarks, is with like getting her hair done. She's like, I wanna get a hairstyle.

And that means over the top, they want you to have four weeks, honey. And she's like looking in the mirror, and he's made her look absolutely insane. And I was like, this guy obviously watches the show. Yeah nice work sir. Yeah exactly. So Marlow joins while Neenie's getting slammed up into this like over the top thing whatever because she's saying like how like Gaze will like cut you whatever that she's like nothing compared to these Gaze. But Marlow comes in and she's like dressed like a dominat, but wearing also a captain's hat. She's like

Yeah, very confused. Yeah, it's like one of those it's like it's like she just went to a photo booth And they had a bunch of props and she like put them all on Yeah, like my wedding. Yeah, it's like one of those wedding photo booths Things like she's like gonna take a little a little A little sash and go put some jelly beans in it, like a candy mixture. She's, I'm surprised you didn't have a little mustache on a pole. She's just throwing change with Mimi's head,

like a wedding dance. So she's like, it's kind of too moral, oh. So you can tell these two have seen each other since they shot either right, because it's still really awkward. So Mimi, Mimi's doing that tamer thing where she tamer was so hated that she's like, two don't seem each other since they shot either right because it's still really awkward. So Neemie, Neemie's doing that tamer thing where Tamer was so hated that she's like, I'm really Christian now, but Tamer really committed to it and wore big crosses and like, yeah,

she really faked it. Well, but Neemie's not even trying. She's being such a smart ass. She's like, my spirit was a advisor said, let it go. And so now I'm moving in the hands of the Lord And she's just really smart. I see about it. I'm like wow. I've I've seen a lot of people use God for bad reasons on these shows But I've never seen people actually just smart off to God like yeah, like she is in the show and then he is thinking that is like acting as if

just like And Nini is thinking that it is like acting as if she has become like a born again or something or something on this path to spiritual awakening. And then she's like, I will say hello. I'm like, just saying hello does not mean that you have earned redemption. Okay. What Jesus do, he would say hello. Yeah. Because Marlow is basically like, no, say hi. I'm not just, I'm not

gonna say anything else other than hi and bye. But also Marlow, who the fuck are you to tell anybody how to get along with anybody? I know. You'd be quiet too. And so she's a captain Marlow speaking and she goes, what boat are you on? I'm not on that boat. My love's like the circle line. Yeah, Barlow is. Poor brother. Yeah. So then, Cynthia, Eva's hanging out in her room and Cynthia checks Eva.

And so Eva like grabs her phone off the bed, very hostily also by was like, I got to close up. So she grabs it and there's an interview with Nini on social media and Nini is telling a lady That when she sees Cynthia on this on the Bravo float. She's gonna. She'll say hello But Nini says you know, I was a friend to her. She knows that and I know that and she was a friend to me And I was a friend to her and he was like so what's the problem? Yeah, then I figured it's like so what's the problem? She goes they're not really, it's like, so what's the problem? She goes, want the kind of girl, like, for a downward down, but nobody's gonna tell me,

you know, what to do. And she's heard, she believes me, you know, people have told her to turn on me. You know, people don't tell me to turn on Cynthia. I'll do what I want to, but she's heard from everybody and she believes it, because she's weaker than me. She's really weak, she just follows along. She's desperate. She's really sad.

Like she just goes in. She just goes in like in a very spiritual way. I mean, I think that's really what she's a super spiritual. Yeah. Jesus would go on Instagram and just say, yeah, like Judas is weak. Yeah. That Thomas, what a fucker.

Oh my God. So then Thomas the disciple Don Thomas daddy Thomas daddy Thomas father of my love I do yeah, it all comes full circle. I'm sorry everyone. I got so excited by it like the I'm really bad not to bake the bed literally I'm late across the bed. I touched the June day for one second because I got excited that there was like a Marlow Thomas and Marlow Hampton like crossover moment in my brain. I like touched the due date, and I was like, Ben,

trying to be a professional here. Anyway, so, yeah, so Marlow, Marlow, that's the funniest thing to me. She's like, come on, Neenie, you gotta try. I mean, everyone's gonna see you coming, and they're gonna think you're giving them a mochi face. She's like, what does that mean? She's like, I'll give them these beautiful teeth.

And she's like, what would God do? He'd forgive and move on. And then he goes, for cares. Well, thank you for not going to Tamer Barney rap, that's all I'll say. Basically, yeah, basically Neenie's like, listen, I'm at the spread for the gays, I'm here for the gays, okay?

And like, I'm not gonna forgive him forget, because you know what? Cynthia has gone and done seven interviews, and then we see this montage of Cynthia going to every outlet, she's like talking with the penny saver, and she's like, this is not a healthy person for me to be around. I deserve better.

You know, our friendship wasn't real. They're like, um, man, this is Motor Trend Magazine. Do you want to try the Acura? No, John, no. She's like, you know, and she starts just, she's going on and on. And for a moment, for a brief moment, I was like, you know, that's kind of true.

I mean, Cynthia has gone everywhere. And I was like, no, no, Ben. Well, they're acting here. Don't fall for Nini's bullshit. You know why? Because this is like one of the most classic things that happens. Someone acts like an asshole. They're an asshole.

They're an asshole. They're an asshole. In this case, Nini. And then finally, someone stands up to that person, has enough of it after taking it for so long. And they react to that person being an asshole, and this is simply his reaction to Neenie, and then Neenie gets mad at the way Cynthia

reacted to her own asshole read to begin with. It's like, it doesn't really, it's like, that's not effective. Yeah, it doesn't, and if you don't pay attention, you believe Neenie, because you're like, that's not right, but you have to know, it's like if you look at the full context, if you act a certain way, you are going to get a reaction

and you can't be upset that, actually you can be upset because technically that's the way someone happens something happens and then you're reacting to that. But you can't be surprised, don't make it seem like Cynthia started it. Well, exactly. And the whole reason that she was doing these interviews, they were press interviews and it was after Nene

just like, doctor as a friend and like totally ragged her out on camera and then people were saying so what is it like to for Nini to dump you on TV again? And she's like well you know I'm sick of letting her make everything about herself you know or whatever I mean but she wasn't saying something that did get caught in a huge lie at the end there yeah but you know like Nini's not anything care. But you know, the thing is this though, Cynthia, at least from these clips, because that's all I base it off of, you know, Cynthia wasn't saying, oh, Neenie is weak, Neenie is this or that she's busy saying, the friendship is over, you know, I deserve better. I should

be treated. This is how I feel. This is what I think it's just talking about the friendship. But Neenie is like, she's weak, she's weak and she's sad that on the day that she knows that she's going to see Cynthia or like a day before. Yeah. So Eva comes up and they talk about, you know, how meanie meanie is. I'm like, why don't you do that? And Cynthia said, because she can, that's what she does. Which at least she knows.

But then Cynthia's like, you know, she's calling me desperate. I'm desperate not to be your friend anymore. You're wig is desperate. Right. Cynthia. You right, Cynthia. You know, I'll take victories where I can get them. Cynthia is feeling empowered right now and wants to make a wig joke.

I'm gonna support it. I want Cynthia to stay in her nice, Cynthia, even though I've complained about Cynthia's nice lame for years. You know, I like Cynthia speaking of lanes. I like this when Cynthia said, you know, andini throws everyone under the bus. She is the bus. Nini is the bus. Mimi is the bus.

Yeah, that she's in the bus lane. Actually, that would be great if Cynthia, my sassy Cynthia impersonation. That was so... I like Eva. I also like Eva when she said, listen, but Nini, I don't trust her as far as I can... I don't trust her as far as I can throw her and she looks very dense and heavy. I need that Eva. I need that Eva all the time. I don't need Eva looking at houses, complaining about like rooms. I need Eva being shady at all times because Eva, we were just talking. So we had some friends backstage at the Chicago show. Um, Michael and Stefan, I hate what you can see in my face. And that's okay.

I always know when you're yawning anyway. Just kidding. No, but um, no, but we had, so Michael and Stefan were backstage in the Chicago shows. And we're talking about like, you know, Claudia Jordan It's been to this day the only person who has ever been able to read Neenie for a film like just just destroy her and of course She was gone and Eva has the ability she's like some sort of like star wars thing like like Luke Skywalker or something like before No, you're as a pussy. Okay, Yoda. Sure what you mean. Meaning that like he has it in it before. She's like Neo or she's like Neo, you know,

and she needs to learn to confuse. Like she's Neo on the off. She can do it. She has the potential, but she won't. She's well, I hope she does. I want to believe in you. I want to use that role. She was ready to go this year.

She'll do a pregnant. She'll do it with a baby arms coming right out. Like she'll do it in the crowning. She'll do a pregnant. I'll do it with a baby arms coming right out. She'll do it in the brownings. This is where you go. Well, you know, this dense and heavier mark, you know, Andy Cohen's gonna bring it up at the reunion and Nini's gonna be like, act all offended that she's called dense and heavy, you know, she's gonna be so mad. How dare you? I'm just working on the pride of my body. All right, everybody, that's just take a break. And then the scene, so now, like, they're pretty much done talking about this stuff. And then the scene randomly keeps going, because then, like, no, well calls. And it's like, hey, mom, hey, no, well, um, is Gary the makeup guy still there? Yeah, oh, yeah, he's still here.

You need some help? Yeah, I need help with my lashes. Okay, just come on down stairs. Okay, bye. I can't get my eyelashes on like, oh, glad you woke up for this. Like, okay. And then the scene just ends. I was like, Oh, was that essential information? No, this is weird. So we are on the we're breaking the fourth law, right? Because it's a pride brain. And it's all these different housewives on the same flood that says Bravo really big. So this is very entertaining. This is something else. Yeah, it's meta. But it is really weird to watch it all unfold because they're like the star. And I'm wondering how it's going to work on every different season because every person from those seasons is going to be the star of that scene on their season. But they were filming. Right. Right. But don't you think they'll use that footage in every season?

Well, I guess I think it all depends on if Andy Cohen's gonna be featured also if he is then yes. So everybody's there and Durinda just looks so desperate. She looks like a weird fan chasing everybody around. Like she's basically me on that flow. That's like, is that Ben Mandelgur dressers to rent a big house? That would be me. I mean, yeah, I just find it like corner every single person. Kelly Dodge just dancing liams out there, like flopping around. Sonia too. Captain Sandy. Classic Marge. Tinsley and this like really strange get up. So then Andy's there too, which is really, that's a really weird break in the wall moment because he hosts the reunion, and like the whole thing is like theoretically these shows exist in a different space,

like worse, but like the whole concept at least in the beginning, the way back when, is that we're just like flies on the wall watching these people live their lives. And this is like definitely an acknowledgement that they are like their lives. Yeah, I know. So, and we know that, but it's just like it was just very strange, especially when Andy started talking to Nini. Yeah, he said, don't be a match. Like, why would I be a man? He's like, because we're playing a song and it's set, we're playing don't be a party for the party.

It's on the playlist. She goes, what playlist? It's a meaning. Like, make some effort. Neenie probably signed her contract literally five minutes before this walking up the stairs. Yeah, and Andy's just like smiling like so happy to see like like see if Neenie's very incredible. I'm an actual house on show.

Oh my god. So some guy, some reporter or something is asking Cynthia's, meaning he's gonna get on the float, then Cynthia's like, well, Neenie is definitely a supporter of the LG. He's like, be sweet. Q-L-G-B-T-Q-Chill community. So hopefully she shows up. So then, So hopefully she shows up. So then, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Nini comes up and reporters like, how does it feel to be here today?

And you see just through the behind Nini going, hey, hey, hey, Nini, can be baby. Yeah. So then, so then Nini is like walking and she's going about to just get like walk up the stairs to Cynthia and she goes, and she goes, who? I'm gonna go and make sure to say hi to her and she walks up to and looks like she's approaching Cynthia and it's like don't don't to be continued my money is she's gonna walk right by Cynthia and give a hug to Kelly Don't you that's what you said last week and I was excited to see if that was actually gonna happen this week and I bet it just next week. I mean, well, who can even get through this week, but we'll wait and find out.

I guess we'll have to wait to see what happens at this pivotal, prod flow moment. I think we'll somehow survive. Well, everybody, thank you so much for joining us and sticking with us. Hope this audio wasn't too terrible. Sure fun to recap with you, Ben. Really fun to recap with you, man. Really fun to recap with you too. Love you guys. We'll talk to you tomorrow with BoloDick.

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