Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Phone a Frenzy

Episode Date: September 20, 2022

On part two of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion, Sheree calls her assistant/friend/assistant-friend Anthony to get to the bottom of... something? Andy is not happy.See Privacy Policy at... https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:58 I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today on this beautiful Monday is the one and only the lovable and wonderful Mr. Ronnie caram hi Ronnie How are you? Oh hello bean Hi Ronnie how is your weekend? Good good great times great time So I finished sack boy with my niece and my sister so yeah Everybody just feel uncool over there because I'm a master. I'm a sack boy master! Wow, that's that's what can- Well, congratulations, sack boy master. You did it. I'm finishing the child's game on the PlayStation. Thank you. Um, I did not play sack boy, but I did see jagged little pill, the musical, the Alannas more set musical. How was that well how
Starting point is 00:01:47 do you think it was listen I am here for my Alanis songs I will just say that I will never forget it and I've got one hand in my pocket I've got it and in the back giving a stop sign Yeah, there was you know, I loved the I was I was fascinated by some of the cast members. They're singing choices of not necessarily following the notes. I thought that was bold. And... Um...
Starting point is 00:02:35 Would be mean they weren't singing the notes. There are some curious harmonies. Some that sounded like I was like okay. I was like God bless God bless I'm just but you know what it was it was it was a show a show, but I love Alannis. It was live. It was live. My capsule review is if you ever wanted to see a show with music by Alannis Morse and pieces of furniture that were spinning in circles, see it, because that was like the main gimmick. Someone would be sitting, someone would be lying on a bed, and then like people would come out like dancers or techies would ever, and they would spin the bed around in circles to be like, wow, I don't
Starting point is 00:03:40 know what it was. It was like every single, anytime someone sat down on something, people would come out and spin it in like 360 over like every single, anytime someone sat down and something, people would come out and spin it in like 360 over and over and over again. And you're like, these poor actors must be so dizzy, you know. And at one point, oh gosh, like, something broke and like they were playing the notes to thank you. It was like, and like a set was supposed to roll in, but it just like then the music just sort of stopped. And then there was like darkness and silence.
Starting point is 00:04:09 And then you're like a- Uhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhh! Uhhhhhh! And then you're- Uhhhhhh! And then the door's open. And like a suburban set rolls forward and I was like oh good
Starting point is 00:04:27 but But that being said it was really entertaining seeing the way they integrated the songs which actually worked pretty well for jukebox musical but um you know as the as the final song of the show goes You live you learn As the final song of the show goes, you'll live, you'll learn, you'll learn. You'll learn. It was a show about everything, everything. I actually was, I'm not gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I imagined also Ronnie E. bringing your parents to it. And I just was a, my mind I was imagining your parents' reaction. And I just would love just, I would love you to bring your parents to it Just just just to witness that just to hear my mom about it Huckle from the audience
Starting point is 00:05:13 Well, this has nothing to do with Bravo or anything going on I've always been wondering about that musical because those some of those jukebox musicals. It's like let's just get 12 white ladies out here and see how they handle this, you know. Well, I mean, look, I mean, I actually did, I felt like all the songs when they popped up made sense. Like when I saw Tina the musical, I really enjoyed it, but when they played, we don't need another hero during Tina Turner's mother's funeral.
Starting point is 00:05:43 I thought that was a strange choice to put like put a post-apocalyptic song from Mad Max. It's like, it's like funeral. So I was like, that felt strange. But also that's kind of when you literally need another hero, right? You do. Like your mom passes away and you're like, I need another hero. You know? Change it up.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Yeah. And they had people coming through the aisles with like the little candles singing, we don't need another hero because it was like a funeral scene. And I was like, does everyone here realize this is about Mad Max? That's the word Thunderdome is in the lyrics, and this is supposed to be a funeral.
Starting point is 00:06:18 So at least they're more authentic to that, but anyway. But you know, fun times. So we're speaking of jacket little pills. Marla has a lot of monologues tonight. I know. She's the elanus Mara set of real housewives of Atlanta. Before we dive into it, if you're still even listening, um, tonight, we do have take a seat.
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Starting point is 00:07:55 Hi, Anthony. I was like, oh no, Andy's gonna be pissed. They're gonna finally work Anthony. Anthony is just sitting there waiting for his moment to be on this yeah and he is trying everything he can to not let it happen he's got like a fucking 5G blocker in there okay he is trying to block this shit from happening he really is and he's just sitting there next to a ring light and like
Starting point is 00:08:18 reapplying lip gloss for five hours waiting for this moment. So Marlo is still telling her story about being a foster child and Kenya is like, can I just say one thing Andy? And Marlo is like, well, I say whatever's on my mind because not true. And Marlo is like, and I say thank you. Thank you to both of you, Sonia and Drew for like being friends to me
Starting point is 00:08:46 during this time, whatever, you know? And she says that she likes that Sonia calls her and like checks and checks in and also says things like, you're wrong to say that to Kenya. Like she's like a real friend, it keeps it honest with her. Yeah, and she says that people just don't like her because she speaks her mind. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:09:05 Well, maybe it's what's on your mind. Is hideous and horrible? My God. So Kenya, and he's like, Kenya, okay, violin, stop for a second, because Kenya is going to start speaking. So we're going to have to stop the Marlow violin's first, okay, candy, go ahead. And she's like, well, what I find hard is that things she said do not match up to the truth Like she talks about men and not being sexual, but then in the next second she says can't you can't keep a man because her pussy wasn't good
Starting point is 00:09:35 Candy's like geez And Marla goes I said that and I just got so clip of mall going that pussy isn't good And that's why you got a data news. We text bracket Did I say that? Did I do that? Well, what she would like us to believe is not what the truth is, it's a contradiction of hypocrisy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:56 So Sang is like, I want to balance the conversation. Okay, because Mike Smith Marlow so far has been really good and she's been really good. I'm like, well, congratulations, Sonia, next season she turns on you. I don't know what I'm gonna tell you. This argument makes me crazy. I mean, I know you guys have your experiences, but she's good to me. Okay, well, I don't have a big weener, so they must not exist. What the fuck kind of thing is that to say? You know? Look at porn out of. So Marlow's like, thank you so much. I appreciate that.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Thank you so much. Thank you, India. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So just like. Can I say something? I really want to like Marlow.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I do. I want to like Marlow. I do. I want to like her. It's kind of like all of the celery that Crystal cuts for me. Slips into my dinner parties. I really want to. I want to like it. Well, Drew, you've already won me over. In spite of me.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Well, this one's already called me crying from the very beginning didn't you true, and I was like, maybe you got it. And you know, like when you're upset with Ralph, possibly cheating on you and tam, but I'm like, God, can the woman, like she didn't even make that a full criticism and you're still immediately coming for her. Do you see that this is the problem? But at the same time, like, this is why I think Marlow is actually secretly a great housewife because I was thinking about this a lot this weekend.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I don't know why, but it just this is what happens. And I was thinking that to me, I really tune in for delusion. I tune in for assholes and delusion. And I know a lot of people these days are like, we can't give people who are assholes and who are diluted a platform. And I agree in most spaces, but I feel like on real housewives I'm actually thinking like I kind of love the really diluted assholes because I think they're hilarious to laugh at. And so you know we need we need some Marlow on this show a little bit. We need that dilution because we're not getting it in too many places. Really honestly, like Drew and Shire are the only other really deluded people. And then you got, the others are more just like shady or like, you know, and like, I'm like, I need this, I need, I need Marlow being like this, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:12:19 The others, the others are the brand people, you know? Like, you've got your delusional real housewives and then you've got your brand, your trademark. Like, Kenya, TM. Candy, TM. Sonia, TM. So you've got them protecting brands and then you've got the other ones just trying to housewife. Yeah, and that's why some of the assault like city
Starting point is 00:12:42 has been really good because they're not really trying to protect brands. I mean, okay, Beauty Lab and Laser, that's not, you know, that doesn't need to be protected. Right, you can still be an asshole and people don't want their faces to fall. Yeah, Candice got brands. So like, I mean, can you, you know, can you has a great role?
Starting point is 00:12:58 She is like the instigator villain, so it works. But I'm just saying, you know, like, Marlow being a monster and diluted and ridiculous and melodramatic, I'm kind of here for it. Um, well, you know, enjoy that island. So then Drew is, no, I mean, I see what you're saying. I get it. I'm not ready to make a sweeping statement on Marlow's island.
Starting point is 00:13:21 It's fine. It's fine. Well, I can't wait to see the mind. My jury is still out okay. But congratulations, you did get a delivery of delusant from the show. I did. I got a great, it was the combination of delusion and melodramatic martyrdom. Like that, I just love that in a housewife and it always comes back to bite me because
Starting point is 00:13:38 then they wind up doing something really terrible and then I'm like on record standing for them and then people are like, how could you use the unforgivable person? You know? Yeah, I do. I know when those better than me. We because it happens to me all the time. I love the terrible ones. So it's just like in real life really.
Starting point is 00:13:58 If I'm at a party and I'm like, wow, everyone's like being mean to that one person, I'm going to go hang out with them. Not considering there might be a reason. Yeah. So Andy's like, oh Marlon, okay, get the Marlon's back. Get the Marlon, can you, you're done, right? Okay, get the Marlon's, it's like, D-D-D.
Starting point is 00:14:15 He's like, okay, let's talk about your break in. I saw it on social media. And she's like, oh yeah, that was bad, it was bad. And I just hear a scream from William. He said, and I don't know if it was the mother instinct in me. I was like, today might not be the best day to break up. Probably not the mother instinct. But basically she says, I said some things that I don't think that those
Starting point is 00:14:42 burglars wanted to hear. And turned around and let I was like, your mouth is so full, did you scare it away burglars? I'm like, well, this is where I want to get out. This is where your mother doesn't watch you right here. Well, wasn't it when we first met Marlo, didn't she have like a closet of guns or something? Didn't she have a gun collection? Wasn't that one of her things? She had weapons. I seem to remember that or I could be misremembering, but I seem to remember that she
Starting point is 00:15:10 was well armed, so I wouldn't be surprised if she was like, if you fuckers come up here, I'm gonna shoot your fucking balls off. I've got six AK-47s up here and also your mother never loved you. I'm gonna kill you. Also your fat knock need. Get out. You get the run away. We see the ring footage of them just running away with tears in their eyes. She's like, oh, good.
Starting point is 00:15:33 She's like, you, you're uninvited. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, um. So um and he's like wow can you you left a super sensitive tweet about the robber Let's put it up on the screen. It says happy no one was hurt but she took the time to withhold information. Oh, I'm so hard. Did I inhale the spit, okay? And then I was like, you know what? It's okay. I'm gonna just go through, I'm just gonna get through this. I proved that my throat is strong enough to handle it. Guess what? My throat is not strong enough to handle it.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Yeah, that tweet was like, the happy no one was heard, but she took time to withhold information from the cast that could possibly keep us safe. But was happy to release details and interviews. Hashtag wrote real housewives of Orange. I mean, of Atlanta, hashtag fake. I'm like, Kenya. Like, what information did she withhold? I don't understand that. She's making it sound like some deep lock your doors, get it an alarm system. I mean, you guys are all famous. I know.
Starting point is 00:16:56 It just, uh, to me, it was just like a hilarious attempt to try to, like, like, Kenya was not comfortable expressing just plain sympathy for Marlow. She had to find some way to like also make Marlow the bad guy. Yeah, Marlos the villain. Well, I'm glad Marlow's safe. Unfortunately, we all could have died as a result of her not. No, time does more quickly in the group text. And she good. And so Kenya is like, well, again, I'm going to say this because that's really scary. A lot of details we didn't know about and we want the boys and Marlo to be safe mainly just the boys. We are a team here and we are part of the same platform. So when Marlo shared the info via text by first response was that we're horrified that it happened
Starting point is 00:17:43 to the nephews. But Candy had already had a scare, and shortly after Drew had a scare, and that's some, like I think someone came by asking about crab rangoon, it was very scary. And my response is, can we all jump on a conference call to talk to make fun of people? Yeah, can we jump on a conference call about keeping us all safe?
Starting point is 00:18:04 I mean, can you as one of those people in school that's excited, you know, to gather in the cafeteria to talk about fire safety? Like you know about your 50, okay? Is Kenya Tracy Flake? Is she Tracy Flake? So Andy's like, and you felt, did you all feel they marlowe without information? And Sheree is like, uh, nope, I didn't. Because she came to my house and she told me about it. And then oddly enough, I was missing some Marvel coasters in the basement coffee table, which was odd.
Starting point is 00:18:36 So maybe they got me to, because she didn't tell you anything about it, you couldn't keep your coasters safe. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Marla is just setting an icy big gulp down on a beautiful coaster next to her. So by the way, did Kenya alert everyone in the cast about what protocols they should take after Matt came to her house and like busted in all the windows of her garage? Oh my God. I forgot about that for a second.
Starting point is 00:19:01 That guy was scary. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, the thing about a big I'm big brother this year was just, this is not about big brother, but we haven't talked about it. The Zingbot was just mean. The Zingbot came in this year.
Starting point is 00:19:13 It's like, Hello, it's me, the Zingbot. Bridding, you're ugly. Taylor, you're fat. I know, there was like, the Zingbot was just like Marlow actually. Like why did Marlow take over Zing-Bot? Thank you, it be up. So it's like green on your wedding day. So now we move on to So now we move on to Marlowe's decision to send the boys away. And of course, Andy, this is Andy's chance in the reunion.
Starting point is 00:19:52 He takes one every reunion. You know, I got a lot of negative feedback and I understand the impulse. But, you know, I'm a father now. Yep. I'm a father. I got it. I'm a fine so hard doing this as a father now. Yep. I'm a father. I got it. Gah, I'm a father. It's so hard doing this as a father.
Starting point is 00:20:09 We knew that was going to happen. And some Marla was like, well, you know, I think the problem is that when I said I kicked them out, I think that's what was awful. I mean, like, you know, me and the way I say things, like sometimes I say bummers or ironic, and they're just bummers, you know? And like, you know, I just deliver messages wrong. And what I wanted to say was I needed to hit the reset button.
Starting point is 00:20:31 You know, I'm used to being a fabulous Monty and, you know, you know, like you call me, you get spoiled, you get pizza, you get everything, but, you know, I just, I'm not saying that I wanted to kick them out. I just needed to not be around them so that way I could be happy. Yeah, Marlo, Marlo's problem wasn't that she kicked them out. It was, she worded it and it led to bad what everybody? Optics. Okay, she wasn't happy with the optics. Okay, she wasn't happy with the optics. Mushrooms, here comes one right now.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder East New Podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It's snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud.
Starting point is 00:21:47 But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondering Out. So Andy's like, yeah, but that's not how it works. He can't just take him bad.
Starting point is 00:22:14 You just threaten him and say, listen, the rumor is that you guys came from Hether 2 bro. And if you misbehaved one more time, I'm gonna make you stay with her for two weeks. And she's like, um, well listen. It also doesn't work if I just beat the crap out of them or lose my mind. He's like, okay, good point. On the other hand, hearing the backstory on the hurt, can we get some violence? I am moved, moved, and you know what?
Starting point is 00:22:40 Now I'm a parent. So it really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, I'm a dad. So it really really really really really really really real god my dad. It's a dad move. You know I rewatch Star Wars and as a father god that moved me more. So yeah he's basically like you know it doesn't land to me that you you're doing to the boy is what you went through, which I know would be the last thing that you want. I'm like, at some point, I just want someone to show up
Starting point is 00:23:12 and be like, you guys all realize it's like cycles. This is sort of the unfortunate cycle of like, this is what happens to people. It's like people who are abused and go off and abuse people. Like at some point, can we just get some basic therapy happening for these people? So a lot of cycles here, it's like a spin room. A lot of cycles going on.
Starting point is 00:23:31 So he's like, you know, oh, candy says, you know, the problem with it is like, you just gave an example of you being at a foster home where you just loved it and had a circular driveway and you thought it was the perfect place. And then you were sent away from it and it traumatized you. And that's, you know, how can you not see that that's the same as what you did to your kids, you know? And she's like, well, I feel candy. A lot of people feel that way.
Starting point is 00:23:59 And when you become a foster parent, they take classes on how to do that. I didn't take a class, you know, and it's just reminds me of what my mom always said. Like there isn't a class for this. And I was always like, you have a wrist. There's not a book on this. Yeah, there's a lot of them actually. Well, you know, sometimes you only learn through living. It's almost like, you live, you learn.
Starting point is 00:24:24 It's almost like you live you learn you So Marla Marla the couch starts spinning around Five dancers appeared behind her like So Marla's saying how she came from the streets and abused and and all this shit and she just needed a reset. So she went, now her spin is, she sent them away so that way she could get a reset and a therapist and a life coach and she goes, now I talk to them and I say, hey, how are you feeling? I used to not do that before. I feel like that's the sort of improvement you could have gotten just from like that's the sort of improvement you could have gotten just from like a fortune cookie. Like remember to ask your kids how they're doing. You know, you
Starting point is 00:25:08 know. So Andy's like, you know, and then the call to your sister. I mean, wow, I was touched by that call as a father. I actually thought that was a brilliant technique to say, all right, everybody, we're going to cry for 15 minutes. And then we carry on. She goes, yeah, that's what I say. 15 minutes of crying and then we move on. And he's like, wow, that is so brilliant. Who taught you that? She's like, me, Andy.
Starting point is 00:25:35 I taught that to me. I then, Kenny goes, can I have a tissue, please? She's like not willing to let Marlowe have like a redemption moment. She's getting interrupted it and he goes, oh, are you moved and want to wipe away a tear? She goes, no, my nose is cold. Ha, ha, ha. Marlo gets so pissed off.
Starting point is 00:25:56 I mean, can you really is being an asshole? But at the same time, how many hours is this Marlo segment? You know what I mean? Can we get back to the part where Marlo was just being a complete asshole. Yeah, seriously. That led to this. So, and he's like, wow Marlo, thank you for sharing all that.
Starting point is 00:26:11 And Kenya, mothers, it's damage control. It's just, it's going to be an evil little bitch. Bitch. You know, hearing your backstory makes people understand. And she's like, well, hurt people, hurt people, and Ken and I are both hurt and our family history are both alike. That's why she can never uplift me.
Starting point is 00:26:31 But I love it. I'm used to it. I love that. She can't unlift me in that way. And Ken is like, ow, stop. She actually says, once you've been through abuse, you're used to being abused. It's like, okay. Okay, fitting Kenya and your abuser role now.
Starting point is 00:26:48 Come on. This is why it's hard with Marlow. You know what I mean? Because she makes you feel something and then she's like, Kenya, just like my abusers. I know. Exactly. I mean, they treat, they so blatantly trigger each other. It's actually, it's hilarious even though it comes from very, very, very, very sad place.
Starting point is 00:27:08 So then we get to gaslighting. We have a gaslighting said, well, so they show everybody gaslighting each other, which is mostly rough, you know, gaslighting drew, because that's where it came from. And then segment, it was like a weird, it was like the, theadya's housewife of all where the receipts and then they had like a segment of receipts, I guess it was because
Starting point is 00:27:30 it was production receipts and but like a sort of the whole montage barely made sense to me. Yeah, you know, I had fast forwarded a little bit passy intro, but I was like, oh, I don't even intro. So we're union. And then I was like, so I guess this was about gas lighting. But also in this segment, there was Marlowe St. Kenya's mom doesn't want her and that Kenya's lying about being pregnant. And then it went back to Ralph. Gaslight. It was all non-secrets.
Starting point is 00:27:57 It was all, I guess what I mean, what it was, ostensibly was that they would say one thing and then production would correct them. But for some reason, as a montage, it like I found it hard to follow. Okay, so, and yeah, receipts, I guess. I'll go with that one. So, Andy's like, everyone,
Starting point is 00:28:14 were you shocked that production was being so up your ass this season? Gosh, it sure is important to check receipts and those editors did it. And can you say, well, some people don't care about receipts Andy. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:28:32 And Andy was like, Drew, you and Ralph got roasted quite a bit. How did you, how did it feel to watch that? And she's like, well, it's always hard, but honestly for us, it was just showing who we are and how much we've grown. Okay, sure. Yeah, sure.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Sounds like it. Yeah, and you didn't even know what gaslighting was. That was hilarious. Just, well, I mean, I knew what it was, just not in regards to Ralph really. I mean, because you know, I mean, gaslighting, what does that have to do with Ralph? But then when I saw it, I was like, then when I read the definition of it, I thought, oh, well, that does sound kind of like us, but we just keep pushing through.
Starting point is 00:29:10 And that's why we're so happy Andy. That doesn't, that's not like a, like, that's not a response to being gaslit, I think. Like, like, he's gaslighting you and then you say, but we push through together and we were okay. I'm like, so you're, I don't understand how it's like, if one of you is gaslighting the other, how are you pushing through together? Well, we just realized that, you know, gaslight is a gas light, but at least we have light. You know, Andy? Well, hey, speaking of trying to push through,
Starting point is 00:29:46 Marlow, how are your edges doing? She's like, oh, well, they're doing really well, and I've got sideburns, and it's been growing really, really well, and then Kenya, Andy is like, should she be using like some Kenya more haircare, or Kenya says that, or whatever, and Marlow's like, oh yeah, but some Kenya more haircare or Kenya says that or whatever. And I was like, oh yeah, but using Kenya more haircare, I think that's what's filling the man.
Starting point is 00:30:09 And he's like, really? And she's like, yeah, I went and I got it from CVS. It does work. It's definitely amazing. And I think we're all like waiting for like the other shoe to drop like where the shade is gonna come. But it never really comes, which made me feel like she was banking some goodwill to then leave the Kenya savagely.
Starting point is 00:30:27 I thought she was just like, okay, well it didn't work with Kenya. The whole, you know, hour and a half long segment of everything I've been through didn't work with Kenya. So now I'm just gonna kiss Kenya's ass. And it doesn't really work, as Kenya's like, yeah, it does work.
Starting point is 00:30:40 I stand by my products. Mm-hmm. So then Andy, Drew did Ralph play football? I was confused by the football. And she's like, I mean, Andy, of course he's played football. Look at his body, hello. And someone's like, can you look at it? She's like, ah-ha-ha!
Starting point is 00:31:01 Why is everyone looking at me? Yeah, because I think that Sheree rolled her eyes or something and Drew was like, well, he was honest. Well, you know, when he said he was on the Rutgers team, he was, he was redshirted and he played in practice. So, you know, that's everyone's like, okay, whatever. And then Andy's like, Sheree, were you tired
Starting point is 00:31:19 of being clown for spring, summer, and September all those times? And she's like, yeah, I got to be a little bit much, but at the end of the day, I got t-shirt saying, you know, spring summer and September and I got jogger saying it and you know, about three years, we can put them on sale. Well, candy, you put out bitch, I'm worldwide, merch. How do you feel about that? She's like, yep, everybody loves an ant. Kikai, I love candy. Candy will always find something from a season to make her extra money every single time.
Starting point is 00:31:51 Good for her. Yeah, seriously. So then Andy's like, all right, well, this segment was dumb. So let's move on, Kenya. This year, you returned to Atlanta full of good vibes and fresh energy. Was the new and improved Miss Moore here for just a moment or what? She the moment.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Ah! Yeah, she's the moment, honey. I cannot act scorn. So it's like, oh, Kenya is happy now. That's basically what the vibe of this segment is. Like, Kenya is nice now, probably because she got finally a good edit on a girl's trip, although maybe not that could have been added because she definitely looked evil to Cynthia Bailey, but she had dancing with the stars and and girl's trip to sort of like change her image a little
Starting point is 00:32:38 bit. So now she's like writing that that high a little bit. And she's like, well, and the I had such a love for dancing when I grew up. Violins, I'm waiting for the violin. Oh, okay. Sorry. Do we have another version of the Marlow Violins? No. Okay, can you just going to have to do this dry?
Starting point is 00:32:56 Okay, you want us to spin your couch? Come on, Andy. Can I have my own thing? So she actually tells a really nice story about growing up and her grandmother taking them to dance class at a community center. And so now when she's dancing, she does it for her grandmother. And Drew's like, yeah, sing you on dancing with the stars made me really inspired. So I hope we can have another chance with our friendship because I need whatever email you were using to get in touch with that show. So that's what that was about. That was that was like, oh, she's on a network show. Okay, I need to be friends with her. And can I say thank you so much for that.
Starting point is 00:33:35 And Andy asked about the divorce and they're still not divorced. And she says that Mark isn't asking for anything, but they're just at a standstill. And until they get a trial date where they settle, it's just gonna go on and on and on. So yeah, I don't know why this is not settled yet, basically. Maybe she's asking for something, I don't know. Who knows? So they talk about can you dating? Is she dating?
Starting point is 00:34:00 Oh my God, isn't Drunken? It's so fun. And her answer to the dating thing is like, well, I'm definitely doing some group dating. He's like, are you bother? Oh my god. Yeah, she's like no. It's like going out the group of friends and there's like a guy there. And then someone asks like about the couples trip and someone asks Sonia. She's like, Sonia, did you not understand
Starting point is 00:34:26 why Kenya was upset about the couple's trip comment? Like, you kept them saying couple's trip over and over again. So like, no wonder why she would hang up, you know? Is this Sonia basically? It's like, oh, I, if I didn't really, like, she's like, I just met like plus one, and I shouldn't have said couples, cause I just met plus one,
Starting point is 00:34:40 cause she was upset that she didn't bring, wasn't, didn't know that she could bring a plus one to Candy's trip. So she sort of like like has like a very normal and non-reunion-y and rational answer to that. And it's like, it seems like it's pretty much okay. Like everything's sort of squashed on that front. Yeah, and so,
Starting point is 00:34:57 um, uh, when from Dex says, Kenya, it was rooting up on Sonia. Do you wear granite? And she's like, well, I will say the only time I ever hung up on my grandmother She hung up the phone and came over and beat my ass and Wow, you've got a lot of grandmother comments in this segment. I'm really sure where we're going with that But are you saying that you want Sonia to meet your ass? And she's like, oh my mean, she very clearly said,
Starting point is 00:35:45 if you don't want to go to the shoot, it's not a big deal, there's a boat. So like, I would have picked the boat. I mean, he wants to go watch Sonya, do push up somewhere. Am I right, everyone? High five if you're not Sonya. Okay, high five, he said,
Starting point is 00:35:56 it's Sonya, you say right there. It's stupid fitness shoot. Well, I missed the thing the day before, and so I wanted to go. And then when I couldn't go, I didn't want her to feel like I was letting her down. So then I tried to embarrass her in front of the entire cast and her husband by fighting about it constantly, the rest of the trip, Andy.
Starting point is 00:36:19 And Sonja's like, well, when Marlow shut up, I thought the bus had come for her, so I was just worn out and then I didn't really understand what was going on. So I thought the least you could have done after was say, like, how did it go? But you guys didn't even ask me, like, you were all mad. And so, I can't even just ignore that one.
Starting point is 00:36:37 And Andy's like, Shurei, you once on you, that she had to handle Kenya. What was that about? And Shreys like, well, you know, Kenya could be a little aggressive. And I feel like for Kenya to really respect you, you know, a lot of times you have to stand your ground
Starting point is 00:36:55 with her and, you know, like, let her, let her not send a marching band into your store, et cetera. So Kenia was like, oh, so you were helping her, but you forgot about your friend over here. And Andy's like, so what you're saying is, to handle Ken yet you got to come at her. Like, Pookie, let's roll the clip of Shirei y'all get Pookie season two one more time.
Starting point is 00:37:18 So we do, we're just still the best. It's still good, by the way. Yeah, it's still amazing. It's still amazing We need that party planer back, you know, you brought charay back now. Please bring the party planer back rings that was some important television So then um Let's see they start going on about oh no, then charay gets a call
Starting point is 00:37:40 Which I love that the ladies on this cast just keep their phones on. I know. Yeah, my phone's good. I put it on by great with the problem. So she gets a call from Martell. And can you say, I'm like, okay, can you we're buying it? You're a fun, good, fun loving good person now. Andy, meanwhile, like, Andy's not shooting Martell off the phone like he does later to Anthony. He's like, oh, hey Martell, what's going on? Shrek, you got anything to say to your guy?
Starting point is 00:38:14 Hey Martell, what's going on? It's like Andy, you're knocking over the vase with your erection right now. Wow, good, by my doubt. Wow, let me say this. He's like a 10 out of 10. Can you say, yeah, well, I heard from a friend that his deans in 10 out of 10.
Starting point is 00:38:32 So, Shari is like, I cannot confirm. What did you not know? So, then Andy's like, well, let's talk about John and Jamaica. So he left and he left. And Keny was like, oh, he just went to the bathroom. He's like,, let's talk about John and Jamaica. So he left and he left and Kenny is like Oh, he just went to the bathroom. He's like oh Alright, well that kind of killed that same, and okay. Hey So you run you guys meet up later about that you guys meet up later and she's like Andy What do you think of me? I don't need the D like that, you're the one who said you went on group dance miss polymikho
Starting point is 00:39:09 That's a red poly So sonya accused you of having a sob story every time you're called out on something which ironically is what you just accused Marmo love and she's like, and I was disappointed in Sonia because I have shared things that I have not shared with people ever about how I was getting divorced, about how Marcus mean to me. You know, super top secret stuff, Andy. Have I said the one about the grandmother yet?
Starting point is 00:39:38 Yeah, you used that one. Well, I was disappointed. You know, that was top secret information that Mark and I were getting a divorce. So, I was trying to connect with you just the way that I connected with my grandmother when she brought me to the public center for dance lessons that I eventually, you know,
Starting point is 00:39:58 used to get me onto dancing with the stars. So the fact that you would accuse me of that when my own grandmother didn't even accuse me of that when she would beat me after I hung up the phone, like that's like really rude I'm going through a divorce and I have a grandmother. What did you think of Ross's behavior at dinner, Sonja? Did you think it was? Oh, gross, I'm all gross, I'm all gross.
Starting point is 00:40:21 So she's like, no, actually I felt like that there's no better feeling in the world than your man standing up for you. Wow, would you feel it the other husband spoke to you that way? So like, well, he wasn't speaking to them specifically. He wasn't like cursing anyone out. It was like a generalized announcement. It was an umbrella, umbrella, it was like an umbrella cursing out.
Starting point is 00:40:42 Well, he didn't even curse really. So Andy is, yeah, he said don't fuck with my wife. Oh yeah, he said don't fuck with my wife, but like, I mean, I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man.
Starting point is 00:40:51 I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man.
Starting point is 00:40:59 I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not a real man. I'm not said to her. So to see him in that way, I have to respect that. I'm like, that's not what you were saying on the lazy river on the lazy river. You're like, he was aggressive and that's why he came at me.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Like, that made me scared. Yeah. And how are these all smoothed over? Because this is like the third thing they've smoothed over with these stupid answers. They don't even make any sense. You know, like, I guess she made up with Sonia, So they have a pack not to come at each other at the reunion But what's the point of having the reunion? Okay, just make it two hours It's called it's called a Lions building. Okay, she's a she's at war with Marlow and she needs to take Sonia
Starting point is 00:41:37 Because Sonia is like going over to the Marlow side. So she needs to get Marlow back. I mean Sonia back Well Sonia's in the best position for her because she likes being playing every side, you know? She likes being the one who's like, you're broken, but I still like you. Let's fix you instead of not being friends with you or whatever. Commershues, here comes one right now.
Starting point is 00:42:03 So then they get to Brooklyn's birthday party and why in the world would can you think it's a good idea to play a game like that in the child's birthday party as a father. I don't know that like. And she's like, well, the way that you set it up, I guess you don't approve an MP. Well, well, the lot of other stuff. Well, as we all know, the most appropriate game to play
Starting point is 00:42:28 is pin the tail on the new boobs, okay? He's got new boobs. She's like, well, I thought it would be fun shade. Like, you know, maybe somebody dies their pubes. Ha ha ha. And Andy asked Shiree if candy, they start the thing about like who wrote the question about candy second dick in a locker room. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And because Shere in the interview was like basically saying like yeah, that sounds about right. So yeah, so basically it's like candy. How'd you feel about Shere saying that and Shere is like, well, everybody else said she's like sex. And what's wrong with saying you've sucked it everywhere else? I mean, you've sucked it in a car? You've sucked it in different places? Maybe Applebee's, post office? I mean, there's so many places to suck it.
Starting point is 00:43:11 It's totally normal. Have you been reading my diary? I mean, what the hell? Pretty specific examples. They're on a raw stress for less, and I'm like, you're trouble. So Andy, so like, can you still feel the the energy you felt at the start of the season. Are you able to keep the momentum of pretending you're a good person? What's that about?
Starting point is 00:43:34 And she's like, I'm just doing so great. It's like more of the same thing, you know? Yeah. So then we go to Sonia's first season clip and see all of the Olympics boom, boom, boom, and beef patties. And it has a very, a very strained intro, okay? Sonja, after four Olympic gold medals, you thought you had already run the race of your life, but we came to your future where you and your husband's feet
Starting point is 00:43:58 even on the same track, which sort of doesn't make sense because he plays football and you're a track star, but we'll just pretend you're a track star, but we'll just pretend you're both playing track and you're racing at the same time, even though that's not a sport. Anyway, roll the clip back in. Sonia, you weren't tennis shoes.
Starting point is 00:44:16 All right, roll the pack. Oh, I was gonna work in. Sonia, did you just win, she thought that she was running the family. She's gonna pass the baton Roll the clip, Roll the clips. So Sonja, what's harder real housewives the Olympics or your penis after hearing Ronnie is giving a blowjob and a rouse for us What is it? She's like well,, you know, housewives for sure, because in Trek and Field, I was born to do that, and there was like a road map to doing that.
Starting point is 00:44:51 But this, this is like navigating in the space, and it just came very naturally to me, so. And then Marlow says, why does Marlow say this? Marlow says, Drew, why have you made it so hard, my friend? Yeah, she says, why have you made it so hard, my friend? Yeah, she says, why have you made it so hard on my friend here, Sonja? Oh, good, I didn't put it in my friend's Sonja. Yeah, so they talk about how her parents are doing
Starting point is 00:45:15 and she's like, you know, after hearing stories like Marlowe's, I don't take my parents for granted at all. I told my husband, he had six months to have a baby, but you know what, we don't have to have a baby right now. We can have it later. I didn't really mean six months, but the point is we're going to have a baby. Is she? Did she take some of the fedra before she showed up here today? No, they don't laugh at you on the show anymore. So, Sasani is and he's like, oh, what made you change your mind? She's like, well, the main thing for me because I do want to have kids is like, I felt like he wasn't hearing me.
Starting point is 00:45:46 And like, I was saying, I don't want to have another kid if you're not hearing me and not willing, you know, not listening. And Drew's just like rolling her eyes. And then Ross was like, okay, if you don't want to have a kid, I don't want to have a kid. And then I felt like, oh, he was listening to me. So now I was like, I do want to have a kid.
Starting point is 00:46:00 So now we're getting a good space to try for baby number two. So, it's like very simple reverse psychology. Yeah, that's basically what it was. So Drew's like So Ambi asks about asked Drew about her shitty advice when she was like both your husband wants a baby That's your job. I mean you're just you know, you think of yourself as an Olympic runner, but you're basically a You know, you think of yourself as an Olympic runner, but you're basically a one with sneakers. So You do the really concentrate on what you can do for a man, okay? Yeah, and Drew drew basically double down on that with what I want to happen live and She's basically like they show this clip of her and watch happens live where she's like well I mean if you're building a family and you know
Starting point is 00:46:46 It's your duty as a wife like you like you're the only one who can carry the baby and if you don't I mean guess what someone else will And it might even be an assistant that works for you Yeah, that's the subject Yeah, that's really shitty of her and then she comes on here and tries to lie which makes that's what makes me nuts about this girl She won't just say yeah, I believe that in a marriage, you know, you've agreed to have kids and that's it. Like you have them. Like if that's your opinion, then stick by it, but she tries to reword it all. Like all she's really saying is both people need to be happy in a marriage and you need to make your husband happy and he needs to make you happy too.
Starting point is 00:47:22 That's all I was saying Andy. And that's not all you were saying. So I'm glad they had that watch what happens live clip. So she's like, well, you know, all I was saying in that conversation was like, is it a medical reason that you can't have children? You know, because if you can't have children, then of course you shouldn't. And I mean, how are you going to take that negatively? I mean, God. And it's like, all right, I'm just gonna try to parse this out. You made it seem like you felt like it was a woman's job if a husband wanted a baby, you have to have the baby.
Starting point is 00:47:53 And she's like, no, I'm just saying between a man and a woman, yeah, the man can't have the baby. I mean, even though I thought for the longest time you could after I saw that movie, Jr., but the woman can. And I believe you should talk to your mate and you should come to an understanding because I live it.
Starting point is 00:48:09 What are you talking about? What are you saying, Drew? This makes no sense. Yeah, she's not making any sense. I just wrote lies. So Sonia's like, well, you talk about your marriage but then you can't have compassion for my marriage. Like, you say you owe it to him.
Starting point is 00:48:23 And I just don't get you. And she was like, whatever, everyone's taking my words out of context. No, you're just trying to like roll back. You're trying to roll back, ma'am, okay? Yeah. So then we're back, Marlo and Kenya. Last season, we were relieved to see the fashionista
Starting point is 00:48:40 and the shade assassin call a ceasefire to two. I just had to get faster than there too. So that's the fashionista. So all right, roll the clips, roll the clips. So we see the montage of there being like friends for a hot second at the start of the season and then just developing and Andy's like, if you have the pinpoint the issue between you guys, I know for Kenya,
Starting point is 00:49:06 it all started with Marlow, made the comment about your mom, but Marlow, do you know where it started with you? And she's like, listen, she's always been dismissive and she uses me when she wants me and when she doesn't want me, she dismisses me and I'm used to it, you know? And I'm used to the abuse.
Starting point is 00:49:24 I was like, okay Marlow, Jesus Christ, here's what happened. You were a monster to Kenya for years. She tried giving you a chance, you took it, then you were a monster again. Then she gave you another chance and you were a fucking monster again. And how, I mean, for me to be on Kenya's side
Starting point is 00:49:42 on something like this is insane. You are in the wrong period. Stop calling yourself abused in this situation. She did not abuse you. You went around calling her a liar and saying all this shit about Mark, etc. Come on. Well, that's not true, okay? Because Kenya, I want you to know that I'm happy for you.
Starting point is 00:50:03 I wish nothing but the best for you both. When it comes to Kenya, I keep one hand in my pocket and the other giving a high five, even if there's not a high five to get that and Andy, because what it all comes down to is that everything's going to be fine, fine, fine. down to as that everything's gonna be fine, fine, fine. So then she says like she just uses me like when she wanted to be Porsche's friend or something like that. And Ken is like, oh please, you threw Porsche under the bus. And she's like, I was friends with Porsche,
Starting point is 00:50:36 so I can talk about this because I was friends with Porsche. Yeah, yeah. And so we, what did you say there? I got lost. I think the Atlanta's got me all decided. They started fighting about Porsche basically because. Oh yeah. Throwing under the bus.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Right. Throwing Porsche under the bus. And so, that Kenya was like, you only wanted to be her friend. I'm sorry, you didn't want to be Porsche's friend. You'd already thrown Porsche under the bus. Right, they were over talking each other. So I didn't really, I'm sorry, you didn't want to be Porsche's friend, you'd already thrown Porsche under the bus. Right, they were over talking each other, so I didn't really, I was like, I could rewind this,
Starting point is 00:51:09 but I have a feeling like Porsche is back next season, so I don't need to live in the Porsche past. I'm gonna have a Porsche future, waiting for him. Yeah. So, Andy's like, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm gonna turn this car around That's what I say is a father. Okay, so Edward From Edward Tim says do you think that Kenya will be your friend after you disrespect her over and over again Marlow and Marlow's like
Starting point is 00:51:39 No, it's over and I'm gonna be so stressed out about it. I can't even live not having Kenya the good person No, not the perfect person in my life anymore and Kenya's like, oh, that's the sociopath in her. She just laughs at it Yeah, Marla goes. I mean, she's been an amazing role model in my life She's always going to uplift me. She always will and Kenya's like everything about you as fake Marlow your name is not even your real name Let's all your Hutchins and And it's like what is your name? Latoya and mama goes you saw my arrest record from 20 years ago my best friend is Latoya So weird Marlow's arguments are always so bizarre. So what does that mean? Does that mean your arrest?
Starting point is 00:52:25 Well, it means that her name was on. Her name was on the arrest thing from like 20 years ago. Like she, like, she's been Marlowe. And Kenya's like, show us your birth certificate. Show us your birth certificate. So we see there's a certificate and it says Marlowe Patrice Hampton. She goes, so me your birth certificate. Show me your car facts.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Yeah, car facts. Yes, like,, car facts too. She is, and that's not what Alex said. So now there's someone in Alex in the mix here. And Marlow's like, oh no, no. She's talking about Alan, your friend, the crook. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on here? I'm in, it turns into, well, what do you rich,
Starting point is 00:53:02 can you even pay your taxes? Do you pay your taxes, Kenya? And they just start yelling over each other and and he's like, hey, hey, hey, hey, the sanctioned driveway here. I was like, oh my God, Amy. Crans. Yeah. Crans.
Starting point is 00:53:16 And then he's like, Kenya, why is it okay for you to see hurtful things for years, but you call Marlow hurtful when your words to others have been just disgusting. And Kenya's like, um, I don't think Marlow's words are necessarily hurtful when directed at me because I think she's innocuous, shallow, she's an innocuous, shallow, vapid person. And yes, I did say the word innocuous, it doesn't really work there, but who's complex, she's also completely selfish. And I think really nothing of her. So her words don't hurt me even though I act completely like I'm hurt by them.
Starting point is 00:53:48 It's just when she brings situations up that could hurt people. I know that it's hurtful. Yeah, she's a contradiction of hypocrisy. She is totally innocuous. Okay, she is such an innocuous bitch. She's got some chef going on this episode. Yeah. So Andy, I don't, I, that answers bullshit.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Like she doesn't bother me at all. It's only when she's coming after people I love. So Andy is like, well, deaths from coins says, do you think this relationship is based in childhood, parental abandonment issues? I mean mean what's going on here guys? And she's like no here's a thing I listen to everything that Marlo has to say and I guess some of its new info But a lot of it comes across as disingenuine and I've seen her drag everyone on this show
Starting point is 00:54:40 She's tracked her own nephew's her own mother constantly talking about her being on drugs, throwing her teeth in the trash. Um, calling her sister in jail, by the way, which is another one that Andy's acting like was one of the most touching things in the world. And Marlowe's like, well, it's called having a live story, honey. It's called sharing. And Ken is like, yeah, well, you'll talk about everybody else, but you never talk about your own backstory about being to jail. And it's actually says, you never talked about going to prison. And we're all like, I've never been to prison. I went to county jail. So Ken is like, well, the fact that you,
Starting point is 00:55:16 the fact that the reason why you ended yourself up in jail is because you slash a woman's face. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. And he's like, can we please move? Wait, did you just say she's slashed a woman's face? Wait a second. So that's the thing about Marlo, you know, if you look up Marlo stories, the old Marlo stories, one is that she was in a club and slashed a woman's face, like just figured the woman and the woman killed herself after like, you know, I didn't realize that woman was afterwards. Yeah. So Andy, so, and he's like, can we move on, and Marlissa, I have one
Starting point is 00:55:49 little thing to say, one little thing to say. You are a lying bitch. Okay. Okay. Well, that's not a little thing to say. It's a pretty big thing. You better stop lying about my name or the night, or, or, or, or the night when I post about it about you better apologize I don't ever mess with my character up. You've been arrested. I admit what I do wrong You're a liar you will cheat and steal and kill you are a liar Wow, so now Kenya's a murderer
Starting point is 00:56:18 Can you just go? Didn't you know they're releasing anan Saeed from prison and because they realized that it was Kenya who committed the crime in surreal? She was at Best Buy. All the time that that lawyer was just Kenya and a wig So So now Andy's like all right, okay, Marlowe let's blow I guess let's we'll tell me about being arrested and she's like well I was out in the street. It's while bowling out with the wrong crowd and I got into a fight with a girl that I know and I went to Counterjail for six months, which by the way, I didn't six months. I didn't realize it was that long
Starting point is 00:57:04 And she's like it woke woke me up and made me realize I never to counterjail for six months, which by the way, I didn't, six months, I didn't realize it was that long. And she's like, it woke me up and made me realize, I never, ever want to go back. He's like, okay, and after that, did you get into trouble, the law after that? She's like, well, you know, I was in house arrest. And you know, like, it was, it was how I stuck at home and it was really hard.
Starting point is 00:57:20 And then the guy in the next door, I think he was killing people, and they're all these skeletons in the basement. Okay, you're just talking about the movie disturbing now. So I am. So I was a great movie. I watched that movie when I was under house arrest, too. It was great, great way to pass the time.
Starting point is 00:57:33 So she basically says she was partying so she got in trouble for that. Then another time she wrote a check for under $100. And it was for the university. And it just, it was sent to the wrong address So I got in Trump so what you wrote a check that was sent to the wrong address Well said there was she said there was the wrong address on my check so I don't know what that means Check for me was like bank check fraud or whatever, but she's saying oh, it had the wrong address
Starting point is 00:57:59 So they were just getting me. I mean Marla so full of it. Give me a break Yeah, so can this like yeah, you probably forced your papers to get your colleagues in the first place. I was like, oh, yeah, I was in my twenties. And then her phone starts to ring. And he's like, your phone's ringing. And it goes to commercial. And when it comes back, like the phone call has been resolved.
Starting point is 00:58:16 I was, I thought there could be something big happening on that phone. Yeah. Apparently not. So then Shareree versus Drew, why does a woman who doesn't even have a dog have a blow? Yeah, and they started talking about Anthony and Andy's like, Sheree, if Anthony was never your assistant, why is he labeled as Anthony Assistant in your phone?
Starting point is 00:58:43 Does he work for you or not? And Sheree is like,, well, when I meet people, I put a title next to him so I can remember them. I mean, look at my phone. I probably have 15 painters and 15 assistants and 15 makeup artists. And none of them have been paid, right? This is true.
Starting point is 00:58:58 I said they're in my phone, not my cash app, Ampie. Okay. Well, and something like, he's like, how my, phone, not my cash app, Andy. Okay. Well, and something like, he's like, what about, how my, yeah, how my battery's on. And it's probably rich bitch. Haha. Haha.
Starting point is 00:59:15 My nose is cold. So then, does, hey, does Drew believe what Anthony said about Sheree? And Sheree is like, well, you know, like you spread this rumor, gadiada yada, and Drew was like, when I said, I'm sorry, Shere was the one who said, you spread this rumor, and then Drew was like,
Starting point is 00:59:33 no, I wasn't spreading a rumor. My whole intention of when I was talking about it was like, ooh, I just got this information. What do I do with it? What should I do with this information? I wasn't like gossiping, did J.H.R.D. that's the J.H.R.D. that's the J.H.R.D. this. Yeah, I don't even know Sheree. So I was just asking for advice on how to deal with it.
Starting point is 00:59:52 And Sheree is like, um, yeah, well, I didn't know that you were working with Anthony when I was working with Anthony. And he said that he didn't save me of that stuff. And he's like, but he said it on the show, Sherey. So we saw it, say it. Just, well, he said that Sherey don't pay, which is just a narrative, Andy. And I wouldn't be blessed as I am today if I don't pay, even though I said in the first part of this reunion, I only pay people who deserve it. So just go back on that a little bit.
Starting point is 01:00:20 And so Andy asked Drew, if she pays her assistance, or if this is like a Sonia Morgan type thing where she just you know nicknames them after food in her pantry. And we're like yes of course I do. And she'll guess nope. Anthony told me that she does not pay. And she's like actually yes we do. Anthony recently his car was gonna get reposed and so we basically saved his life by getting back back So we're very good people. Okay, so you pay for emergency situation. Do you pay weekly? Yeah, salary maybe the reason why his car was getting repot was because he wasn't getting a paycheck
Starting point is 01:00:56 I don't know but But Drew why do you act like your your assistant didn't say Ralph was gay and Drew's like, oh, he said he did not say it. And Shreys like, but she believed what he said about me. And so then Drew's like, okay, I'm going to play a recording of Ralph, you know, confronting. So they have this weird recording where we hear Ralph gay, hey, Ralph say, hey, you said, you said I'm gay. And then you hear Anthony saying, well, because the bitch don't like me,
Starting point is 01:01:28 and they're just calling you gay, and I told you, I know they said plenty of men, so when she's doing not even nothing, like fucking new, it's been done like that four or five times. I was like, what are you talking about? I was like, if there was ever a response that was equivalent of hummina, hummina, hummina, that was it.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Yes, that was it. That was it. That was it. Yeah, a lot of nothing. Just a lot of syllables coming out that make no sense. He didn't say, I, I fucking liar. Yeah, he didn't say, I didn't say that.
Starting point is 01:02:02 He didn't say, no, that's crazy. He didn't say that was taken out of context. He was like, I don't like, like, like I told you I know they said plenty of men So when she don't doing anything even nothing fucking new it's been done like four or five times Just lying yeah, he's such a fucking liar. I listened to that three times. I was like is he saying anything? He's literally not saying anything. I know and Drew's holding it up as if it's like just like Perfect like irrefutable evidence. Yeah, and so sure is like well actually I'll call Anthony Drew's bitch. Oh, sorry. That's just out of my phone. Okay. Uh,
Starting point is 01:02:37 Hello, and of course, it's like one ring. Hello Anthony has been sitting there all day long like that kid from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. What's his name? Who cares, don't give him more to check out. Yeah, that guy. But he answers in one ring and Shere is like, Anthony, hello. He's like, um, hello. And she says, were you my assistant?
Starting point is 01:02:57 And he's like, no, as a matter of fact, I was not. She's like, well, how much money do I owe you? And he goes, honestly, you don't owe me money. Okay, Anthony, what's going on with this kid? I know. And Sherry is like, do you just play the tape of you? And Drew goes, well, you were saying that I'm going to start Drew was like, yeah, Anthony, you were saying that Sherry was lying on you. And Andy's like, uh, hey, uh, okay, Anthony, did you say it as a array that Ralph was gay? And Anthony goes, well, maybe at some time I did, but I don't recall doing that.
Starting point is 01:03:29 But for the record, do I think Ralph is gay? No, I do not. But I do think Drew needed a storyline, yes. And to know that to get on the season, absolutely. And for the more, I think I love Renaissance, I think the answer is that's work. And I'm going to have some father swiping left on the call button. Goodbye. And is like, that's it.
Starting point is 01:03:52 I didn't. There's no room for him on this show right now. Oh, good. For Anthony, he tried. He tried it. Bless his heart. He did. Has there ever been, has any, um, as any gay ever been on a reunion?
Starting point is 01:04:09 Like there's always, there's always like a gay sidekick on all the, on almost every single show with the exception of maybe New York, I'll be enough because maybe, you know, real house was New York sort of is just a whole bunch of gay men anyway. But like, have any of the game and ever made it onto the reunion? I don't think so. Huh. Oh, wow. Not that I can remember.
Starting point is 01:04:31 Well, I am going to go on the record. I think that based on watching all these shows, Orange County and Atlanta have the messiest gaze, like just by far, right? I'm going to have to go out. That is my, that is my hot take about the gay Zombravo message ones. Yeah, well everybody, thank you so much for being here with us. I think we would both agree when we say thank you, thank you audience, thank you, Ampere. Thank you, Artis. Thank you. Thank you, Artis!
Starting point is 01:05:08 Thank you, Ampere! Thank you, Andy Cohen. Thank you, Marlowe. Anyway, yeah, thank you, though. And stay tuned for Winter Is Crapin'ing, and come join us for take a seat tonight. And you can sound off on all these things that we've been talking about. Bye everyone!
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