Watch What Crappens - RHOA & Project Runway: Teeny Weenie, Meanie Nene, Kenya Moore & Peach Bellini

Episode Date: April 2, 2019

Kenya Moore returns to infuriate Nene at Cynthia's finale bellini party. Also, Porsha finds out she's pregnant with a hot dog and the Project Runway gang has to dive into the world of pattern...s. To hear this week's bonus episode breaking down the Southern Charm trailer and to find Crappens on Demand video recaps, become a Patreon member at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! GOODBYE KYLE available through March at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Portland, Phoenix, Boston, Irvine, Milwaukee, and Minneapolis. Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:02:02 Hello, Bane. Hi, how's it going? Good. Happy Monday, Succa. Happy Monday to you too. Do you feel guilty for all the terrible things you've done to Neemee Leaks today? Oh, I feel so bad. I can't believe I forgot to tell her that I was ordering breakfast and, you know, I odored to her. You know, she's my sister, you know, I odored to her to give her a call. I'm so sorry. Yeah, and then you probably asked for more too. I did, I asked for more,
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Starting point is 00:03:19 from Milwaukee. Irvine. Irvine. And and Minneapolis and Pittsburgh Pittsburgh. Whoa, yeah, just go to watch it crap and it's calm. That's also where you'll find links to good boy car. Apparel bags, teachers, books, all sorts of things. Just go over there to get that. Yeah, and I just want to say also that like in terms of like our shows, you know, one thing is that like what's great about them is that when you come, it's like you're just in a room with your people, okay, fellow people who love Bravo. So if you don't watch Real House, US New York, or Summer House, or one
Starting point is 00:03:53 of these shows are, you're still going to have an amazing time. So like, don't fixate on that. Like, just come and be with your people and have an amazing, amazing time. Because we're going to have a great time. Okay, let's do Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale. This season on the Real Housewives of Atlanta hot dogs. And they had a whole montage of Samari just being wasted, which other. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:16 I mean, that's pretty much like the the most exciting thing that's happened all season. And Samari getting drunk. Yeah, they're like, Bors is having a little hot dog. Schmory gets drunk and Eva has bad credit. There you go. That's been the season pretty much.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Yeah, exactly. And of course, the M.E. has to oversell. And she said on Instagram yesterday, she's like, tune into the most epic finale of all time and watch how I get screwed on there. The sisterhood was real to me. I was like, what happened to Mimi? You know, someone finally got sick of Mimi
Starting point is 00:04:50 and like smacked her or something, but no. No, it's just up to her old tricks. Her old like super narcissistic, ridiculous tricks. There was a moment this season where I think I even declared on this show, I was like, oh, the old Mimi's back. Like, it feels so good, the oldenys back. And I should have known better because she's just become that awful diva, nurses, true that she's turned into over the
Starting point is 00:05:14 past 10 years. And it's a shame. Sure, she like brings the drama. But honestly, like watching Kenya walk into the party later in the episode, it was like a breath of fresh air, especially people like me, who have been waiting for her to come back who feel like the show has been sorely like it has been that's fauna part since she's left I mean really the show has gone downhill ever since they brought Neenie back let's be honest because Neenie brings bullshit to the show she she brings fake shit that that serves only herself and she's ruined Atlanta if you ask me
Starting point is 00:05:46 well she built it and then she broke it down you know that's just how it goes i guess she feels that's her right yeah i mean you know the house he can burn the house down when you need left the show the show still went on was great was fabulous when kinsol cacluff the show the show went on and was fabulous can you more love the show and it's the worst season that they've ever had I cannot believe you're blaming I cannot believe you're giving credit can you more credit for shit can you more is still an awful person just one person Being almost not sure if you do it. I mean it Kenya is any better Kenya is horrible. He knows that she knows
Starting point is 00:06:17 She's no fucking terrible and I don't think you should have to have an anchor of somebody that's fucking horrible to make a show work You know that's so sad of course. I don't know if I need to see Shemari doing that much either, although she's making me laugh in these later. Who knows? Who knows what works and what doesn't work. He just never knows. It just depends on how the season goes, you know. Well, I think that Kenya, yeah, she's obviously, she's a terrible person. As probably an argument could be made for most of the people on Bravo. But you know what, she really knows how to her style of starting shit is just, I feel like just so much more entertaining than Nini's style or really any of the other women aren't really starting shit.
Starting point is 00:07:01 They're not like doing anything interesting. I mean, Kenya, she just has like a finesse. She has over the years really polished her skill of shade. And I don't know. I think the show sorely misses it. You're insane. Keep her out of here. No way. Bring her back. Okay. So we open a mini store with her assistant, Kio, which is also a discount car. I'm just pointing that out. I don't want to name shame anybody, but it's like having an assistant named Ross when you're trying to have an upscale store. Also, the store is called Swag with 2G's, so there's that problem going for the branding too. And the sequel is called Swaglicious, so, you know. Yeah, we've had a lot of people on Facebook report that they try and go to this store and it's never open.
Starting point is 00:07:41 So I don't know if it's only open for drama or what, but seeing her pretend she's working is really hilarious because it's very like ab-fabricile of working. She's just like, okay, tell people in the store we need things when inventory inventory numbers, numbers, boxes, boxes, key of boxes. I'm like, oh, okay. She wants to move her vacation corner of clothing down to Miami so that we should have a high-end corner. I kind of feel like just having, like I feel like the terms high-end and corner just don't even match.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Like you're either, like, if you were putting high-end stuff next to like, I don't know, things that are like on the way to Ross, then you know, it sort of doesn't make it that high-end if you ask me. Well, she's wearing a very high-end corner thing, which is a gold velvet robe with fur on it. And I don't think she ever takes a tag off, which I really love about Meanie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:37 And then Marlo comes in. Meanie can make me crazy, but I love that she'll open a store, wear the shit, and then just put it right back on the rack, because that's so her. I know. So then Marlo walks in, and she's truly wearing the technical dream coat, but this time made out of silly string. She just is like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:54 She's just something has exploded all over her back. And she's here just to talk with Nini to get the update on Greg, and Nini can talk about how Greg is not. He's finally doing chemo after much thinking and much thought and things like that. Well Marla is Joseph an amazing technical dream coach if you're rooting for the lion. Like rooting for the lion to eat it. And also that tacky ass jacket comes from Swagga just does it. Yeah, she's I mean it looks like a good Yeah, it probably costs like two thousand dollars and to me it just looks like an arts and craft project on wrong at summer camp
Starting point is 00:09:35 Yeah, so Mimi's like well Greg's tried everything holistic. So moving on Yeah, just like the thought of Greg doing everything holistic. He's like, well, nothing elastic worked. Let's try something else. Yeah, I do it. Do anything elastic. I don't know. They had a vegan come over. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I mean, I think that Neenie was right ultimately. That basically Greg was just, I think he was just scared of chemo and then finally was like, okay, I probably should follow science. Yeah. So then Cynthia is going to lunch with Kanti. Okay, now this is where everything starts to get shady because we have Cynthia and Kandi over here having lunch and then Marlo and Nini over here deciding how they can inflict more bad fashion on to the world and then they
Starting point is 00:10:17 just start cutting back and forth. So, Kandi comes in a glitter mumu which I don't know what I'm commenting on everyone's fashion today Maybe because it's fashion day out. Maybe it's project runway. This project runways inspired you. It's like gotten you Fashion forward think about her passions Cynthia is so she's excited because she's like she's like hey, Candy check it out Here's the packaging. She literally has an empty cardboard like a bottle Caddy like when you get a six pack of bottles of beer or something like that, a little cardboard, she has one of those things. Where she's just sort of inherently sad and perfectly
Starting point is 00:10:52 Cynthia. And she announces that Seagrims has approached her. Seagrims, which bought out a skinny girl, has approached Cynthia Bailey to have a Cynthia Bailey seniors drink. And I'm like, oh, so it's like the final episode. So we're just gonna just introduce the storyline right now. Like introduce an entire arc and like just,
Starting point is 00:11:10 and she's gonna have a party for it. Like that's just what we're gonna do now. Okay, fine. Works for me. I don't know why they're calling it a peach, believe me though, because believe me's a peach. So even though I know that. But I love that.
Starting point is 00:11:20 So whatever packaging is in the shape of a happy meal, it even has a golden artist to hold on to. It did. I felt like there should have been a panel I could have like cut out and like push down and driven like a hot wheels car through, you know. Yeah. So you just need to have a product line of happy meal toys like of all her stupid businesses. Like one will be like a little booklet on how to model.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Yeah. And what are what are her other businesses? You can fold the flaps to make it look like a kitchen island. Just put it in the top of your, on your table, be like, yeah, it's happening. You'll just do a kitchen island. You can build your own McDonald's dream home, but everything is a kitchen island.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Yeah. I mean, what happened to her wine storyline? Remember, different like two episodes, she was developing like the Bailey wine, something and other, I think they did mention at the end of the episode, but like, I'll read just, they just dropped that storyline.
Starting point is 00:12:07 They're like, this is even too boring, just even for Cynthia, this is a boring storyline. Yeah, well, can't you kind of be recaptured? She's like, okay, so you have a peach bulini thing and a wine thing. You go girl. Can't you just like, can't you just like, I came here to eat, okay?
Starting point is 00:12:22 Can we not talk about your 10 businesses for five minutes? Because I got like 10 real businesses to go to after this and let's not forget also the last time we saw Abelini attempt on Bravo. I believe that was to recent you guys didn't she try to didn't she and Joe try to have like the What was it called Fabelini or something like that? Oh the Fabelini. Yeah, that's right That was like what it drew a blank until I heard that one. And then of course, and of course, then if the original beliney, Jim and Alexis, yeah, yeah, the belineo. You drank.
Starting point is 00:12:55 I'm gonna have myself back for a little Jim and Alexis Belino. Beliney, Todd, don't say anything about general or Alexis Belino. You'll get sued. Okay. Oh, yeah, lesson right now. No no they're wonderful people wonderful wonderful people they're doing a good job for the world good for you guys keep it up yeah yeah they're they're they're they're trampoline parks are saving lives yeah so then um Cynthia starts talking about her party that she's gonna have and she's like
Starting point is 00:13:23 matter factor who I need to contact about putting my peach bulini in old lady gang and candy's like Todd dumbass she's like the music is like bum bum bum bum bum bum bum they literally turn the music down like it were I know and that's like the saddest restaurant to
Starting point is 00:13:44 my my bulini is available at the old lady gang Yeah, the bad old lady gang is too classy to have her nationally branded bellinis is sad It's like Seagrams. It's like a real company So candy tells her she's not going to porcise baby party but gender reveal party because tells her she's not going to Porsche's baby party but gender reveal party because the Porsche never goes to any of her things and she's like you know she just doesn't fight with my friends I'm like yeah cuz they chase her around to try and start fist fights with her while she's pregnant okay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so but then that's important to say because Nini tries to use that
Starting point is 00:14:21 shit later which doesn't really work the same for Nini. Yeah, exactly. So now they start talking about Eva, because last time we saw these ladies, they were shaming Eva on not living where she said she's living, etc. And so we're coming back and forth between Nini and Marlow and then also Candy and Cynthia talking about it. And pretty much everyone agrees, like something is off and something sounds weird,
Starting point is 00:14:43 you know, and like, Nini is like, I think something's just like, something is off and something sounds weird, you know And like he's like I think something's just like something's off Something sounds funny and Marl is like it's bullshit. Say it with me. It's bullshit Don't try to be nice about it. It's all bullshit. Yeah, you know what else smells fishy Marlowe When you come in and say oh, I've just been working. You know how it is just working Marlowe You don't work and everybody knows you're not working what the fuck you even trying to talk about calling someone else a compulsive liar with your yarn jacket you got for free from Mimi Soar yeah I don't think we've ever seen Marlow work ever they
Starting point is 00:15:14 can't show that on TV yeah no they can't I think the only thing we've ever seen of Marlow's like interior life is her collection of was a guns and knives that you had like an evolved somewhere from like six seasons ago. Yeah, you can't try and show Marlow at work because you can't show that stuff on TV and then the audience is just gonna be left wondering where those ping pong balls shooting out of. So yeah, she's trying to get her to shit talk Eva and Nini's like whatever. Look, maybe she's just embarrassed. I totally understand now let's talk about something else Some more looks like I can start to go fun me
Starting point is 00:15:49 I mean I would be more than willing to go fun made that was so great. That was so great So now you need drops her oh go ahead. Oh, no, it's fine. You do it. I was just gonna say Nini Drops the plot of the thing. She's like now. I got to take I really need your advice about this So Cynthia she's my friend and she has this other friend You're backing up is that can you more you're back here bonding can you more she's like Since he keeps talking to can you more like yes, oh god, yeah, it Yeah, I know that friend the one who needs to visit the dermatologist like So Nini goes Nini goes this person has started a lot of drama in the press and we cut to Kenya more's Instagram. It's one of her Instagram stories where there's a little question. You know what it's like
Starting point is 00:16:44 You know ask me anything so someone asks Kenya Who do you call text or delete and? The options were Andy Cohen Porsche and Nene so Kenya said call Porsche text Andy delete Nene Yeah, that was the that's it. That's the fight that this is what Nene is like Furious about it's one of those stupid ass Instagram story question things That's it, that's the fight. That this is what Mimi is like furious about. It's one of those stupid ass Instagram story question things. Yeah, I can't, I can't. Yeah, and she's like, well, we were, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:14 we're fine when I see her, but then on social, she's pretending we're not friends. And she unfollowed me on social media. Knowing the press will see that as a red flag. She's being strategic. So what does that mean? What is she? What is she strategizing to win like a part back on the show? I don't think she really has to like fight with you in the media to get a part back on the show.
Starting point is 00:17:32 She probably is like I'm not on this show anymore and Nini is a toxic bitch. So I'm not gonna follow her because I don't have to. Yeah, this is a weird episode for me because I'm not gonna like be on Kenya side. Do you know what I mean? It's very rough. It's very rough for me. It'll be very easy for me. Like you see I'm very I'm very calm right now mainly because I have a little bit of a cold So I'm just I'm just like low-key, but I guarantee by the end of this episode Ronnie I'm gonna be just like screaming. I'm gonna be screaming right at this TV party app because I just feel this rage bubbling up inside me already Like when Enoch goes, this is a fake beef all for attention. I'm like, you are the queen of the
Starting point is 00:18:10 fake beef. You're the one who went, who like started, we had to sit through a stupid beef last season between you and Portia because you're upset that Portia made an op-hand comment on dish nation for crying out loud. you were the queen of the fake beef the queen like you could become vegan at this point because you have so much fake beef yeah get that vegan chef back yeah so she's like well my issue is with Cynthia's that she won't say anything to Kenya but then she won't let us talk bad about Kenya we see clips of Cynthia being like I will not talk about cannibal right now Which was kind of ridiculous, but that's very last season. Well, but but well, everything is a new story now
Starting point is 00:18:52 But but the thing is also that like I Know the thing is that Cynthia is inherently weak, which is one of her biggest flaws Unfortunately because she has these two alpha female friends and she's caught in between them and she knows that if she doesn't say something like that Neenie is gonna start railing on Kenya and then Cynthia will have to be in a position where she's gonna have to defend Kenya the Neenie's gonna get mad so she's just like you know what let's not talk about this that's what she's doing there but the Neenie's like oh she's taking her taking her side. I'm not allowed to talk shit about Kenya. So she's taking her side. I'm like, actually,
Starting point is 00:19:28 she's asking you not to put her in that position and not to be a shitty person right now. Yeah, I'm mad. So then back over with Cynthia, Candy's like, well, I don't know, but... Meenie was old and stuff online. So, Matthew starts talking about Meenie getting all mean online. Yeah. And apparently, Kenya had her baby shower and she didn't invite Meenie. And Meenie got really mad, so she went on Instagram and started leaving comments. Like, oh, congratulations on your baby. And then Neenie got really mad so she went on Instagram and started leaving comments like oh
Starting point is 00:20:10 Congratulations on your baby wish I could have been there when that had been nice had I been invited So Neenie if this is a fake beef why are you participating in it? You know like what's you know like you're the one who's actually making it beefy Yeah, and since he's like I don't even know, was that sarcastic? And then it comes to Neenie being like, I was being sarcastic as fuck, okay, saying I support you. And then she's like, I'm really dealing with a lot right now. Okay, you know what, shut up, okay, shut up with that, I'm dealing with a lot right now. You don't get to use that every time you're an asshole. Yeah, I'm dealing with a lot right now, I'm going to restaurants and sitting alone because my husband is too sick from cancer
Starting point is 00:20:46 to join me, which is so obnoxious of him. Like that's what she's dealing with. That's in her mind. She is dealing with a lot, but it's like every time she does something bad, she's like, you know what I'm going through. Like at some point, you know, I'm getting mad at Greg for having cancer.
Starting point is 00:21:00 And that's just not right. It shouldn't work that way, you know? I think the issue is like, you know, I do have patients and empathy for people who are going through a lot uh... but in her case her behavior is not any different than if she weren't going through a lot but just now she has an excuse for it yeah pretty much
Starting point is 00:21:16 yeah so then uh... sentia explaining why that there why there's a beef well she doesn't know that there is one, but she said if there is one, it's because, can you reach out about Greg, but not right away? And then she didn't invite Neenie to the party. Yeah. And she's like, I just want to put the BS to the side. Can't we just lift me up into a place of glory, Belini glory? It's like, all right. I'm like, you are, you're not receiving a Nobel Prize. Okay. You're launching a Balini, like a novelty Balini brand that's going to live on in like, as like, strange House of Memorabilia in someone's like, homemade museum in Ramot, Nebraska.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Okay. Yeah. Maybe look, if that makes it into the clubhouse. Yeah. Like, I can't, I need all the village to lift me up in a blaze of glory. That's her direct word, about a sea, sea grims. Like Cynthia, you don't only get, listen,
Starting point is 00:22:12 the village is not coming together anymore for you, okay? Cause you had the sunglasses and the backpacks and the bar one and the modeling agency. The village right now is gonna send like a few representatives and like a few coupons, okay, but you're not getting a lit You're not getting no one's coming together and lifting you up, okay? Yeah, so then Mimi's like well Here's what I'm thinking Cynthia's having this event and I'm not gonna support her event because she needs to know what no support feels like like you're an asshole She's yeah, it's like Cynthia has actually been aggressively supporting you
Starting point is 00:22:45 through this entire experience. She's the one who's sitting on her vacation and listening to you cry, okay? She's the one who's been supporting you and Greg, and... She, like, deans to be nice to someone else and not give all the attention to you, does not mean that she's not supporting you. Okay, then Pravada did something really mean to me.
Starting point is 00:23:10 What? Which is they put on this commercial that made me like Neenie because they made me. They during one of those stupid movie tie-ins that they are with you, but this one's for that movie Little, which is like big. It's like a big remake where a little girl is playing Neenie, did you see it? I saw, I did not watch the commercial. I mean, is the new Issa Re, Issa Re, Issa, Issa,
Starting point is 00:23:36 Issa, I think it's Issa, Issa Re, movie, right? The little girl from Blackhash. So Cynthia is sitting there waiting to go into a meeting and this little girl comes out in the Neenie wig. She's like, she's like, she's like, she pushes people out of the way. The little girl deserves an Emmy. She was fantastic.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Well, so that's what she's like. Well, so that's what she's like. Baba, baba, you know, like, being a little boss. And she's like, come on, Cynthia. And Cynthia's like, who are you? And she's like, I'm Neenie. And she shows her a picture on her phone she's like this is Neemie Lee since she's like hi wig the little girl she's like that's awesome it was so cute but then we come back and Neemie still a
Starting point is 00:24:16 horrid human being I'm like put the little girl on this show I want the little girl pretending to be the best plans everything maybe the Neemie we've been watching is just like a little girl who's been like transmuted into like an adult's body, which would explain her rampant immaturity. But it would make her past a lot more depressing, that's for sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Yeah. No. So, speaking of depressing, Eve is at her new rental and she's celebrating by going full-proof face for the big season finale. Perhaps her last full-time episode, as I guess, member, fingers crossed. So she has full-on yellow face and it's just only funny because her husband has nothing on his face. So they're just sitting there and she's just sitting there and it's just so funny that her face
Starting point is 00:25:02 is so beat and he doesn't even care. He's just like, whatever, the fluorescent lights just like being down on him. So anyway, I don't know why I'm like fixated on this point. So they're just like making jokes like, oh, I guess we're broke, isn't that? I guess that's what people are saying now. We're so broke right now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Starting point is 00:25:23 I know, I was like your kitchen wall is built out of paper towels. Ha ha ha ha ha. You're at an extended day, okay? We know this isn't your house. You're in a tent in somebody's front yard, okay? You're literally on like a universal studio's back lot set, okay? But Tram just went by. Yeah, this is Eva just trying to she's just rehashing everything that's happened with her
Starting point is 00:25:45 and it's kind of sad to watch, but damn, her kids are cute. That was all I wrote, yeah. That's a damn bored. Good genes, yeah, well, I mean, she's now doing that thing where like, okay, when they confronted me about this yesterday, I was caught off guard and I flipped out because it was too true. But now that I have a handle on it,
Starting point is 00:26:04 I'm gonna try to get ahead of it and try to shape the narrative. So she's just laughing about like, ha ha ha, people don't realize. Like it's security reasons. And then we stick a whole montage of her giving different reasons why they move so much. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:17 She's like, you know, it's so funny that people call me poor. And she's like taping together two little pieces of used bath soap. I'm gonna make a bigger. She's like taping together two little pieces of used bath soap. Trying to make a bigger. She's like trying to smush them together. She's got like five ketchup bottles on her on her head that she's like ready to like transfer all into one.
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Starting point is 00:27:31 You can listen ad free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then we go over to Portia and her agenda reveal party. Oh, so sad. It's just like cardboard things that say carnival like falling over in the wind well you know what guess what those parties are sad no matter what you do to them because they're stupid I'm sorry no gender reveal parties although actually technically it should be it's supposed to be sex reveal not gender reveal but that's a whole other that's a whole other
Starting point is 00:28:01 conversation why was the diff well I think the gen sex is what you are assigned and gender is, what you would have, you know, all that stuff. All that stuff. All that stuff. Oh, so, so anyway, so. I don't understand. When a party's that confusing, just don't have it. That's what I say.
Starting point is 00:28:19 I just feel like we don't do party for this. I don't need a party to know. It's just just have the baby and then like post something. Yeah, I don't need a party to know it. Just have the baby and then post something. Yeah, I don't need to know what kind of hot dog you're pregnant with, okay? I'm sending you something hot dog. What is this? We need a schnitzel.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I don't need to sit here and watch you order your fucking hot dog. Just let's see. Exactly, I'm sending you something yellow and gray anyway. Okay, so I don't care what the color. Okay. I'm sending you a season pass to Netflix anyway. So let's stop the diving.
Starting point is 00:28:44 I'm sending you an Amazon gift card So you decide how you what what sort of toys you want them to be and what what genders slash sex you don't where you want that to go, okay? So Cynthia's like I'm always on time however child. It's the first time. I was on time Set up was not ready. Yeah, mean, things are just like flopping over. I think there's like, you know what it looked like? It looked like a normal person's party. You know, that was not started on time. Yeah, Cynthia, I saw your wedding.
Starting point is 00:29:14 So let's not retending that you set everything up because you went to a fucking dinosaur museum, okay? It was already set up. Don't tell other people when you have zero set up, Cynthia. Yeah, yes, Cynthia, you're lack of setup. This means your your Seagrams party better be excellent. And guess what? I'm sure Seagrams is going to do it all for you. So they shouldn't have to do anything. She just walked in there with like, well, there's better people in each other. It's like, oh, good one boss.
Starting point is 00:29:40 That being said, I mean, this is what you get when you hire Papa Johns to do the event planning. That being said, I mean, this is what you get when you hire Papa John's to do the event planning. When we saw those event planners last week, we're like, what are these pizza delivery people doing? You know, it was the biggest con. It was their version of a film war. Two pizza delivery people show up, but instead of being accidentally mistaken for killers, they're mistaken for party planners.
Starting point is 00:30:01 We'll take that money. So these two people set up this gender reveal party and hilarity ensues yeah I was like what are the cashiers from Stucky's doing here planning a party so weird why why is the staff from Sonic here are they parties too oh so Dennis is like uh Porsche by the way Porsche is wearing red or pink and blue hair yeah for sure looks crazy so for sure he's like come here i think i should explain you what's going on
Starting point is 00:30:34 say what he's like uh... i don't know so for sure tells us i was expecting uh... lian's tigers fire still walkers, people laughing. I think it was a sad, sad machine. And the still girl is just sitting on a trampoline texting her friends. Yeah, the still girl's like not even.
Starting point is 00:31:00 She's not even on her stills. She's not even, but she's not even vertical. She just Texting on the trampoline. I have to say though, you know one person who's always reliable to find the upside Tanya who when she shows she's like hot dogs. All right And Portia's crying it's like where are you crying? and uh, Portia's crying and it's like Where are you crying? Portia's amazing!
Starting point is 00:31:25 Did you see the stilt rubber? There's a person on stilt! She's on stilt! And guess what? She was sitting on a trampoline? People on stilt's consent! Yeah! You know what they say about stilt people from Decatur? They stick together till the end.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Look at that bitch from stills. So Dennis is like, where's my mother fucking fire breather? I just think that's such a funny way to such a funny thing to say in a party. Yeah, where's the mother fucking fire breather? I'm just like, where the fuck is the tent? And they're like, oh, they couldn't get it up. The tent is like, they dragged it up behind the bushes. Like it's a dead body. They're like, like, eight, 10, know what? You know, could you job? All right, come over here. I want to talk to you for a second.
Starting point is 00:32:17 Mm-hmm. Give it, so what? Who cares? Give it to me. So what? Um, so then we're just like... I cherish the extra Shannon Bedouard today. I'm trying to fix it. So people are not listening to this podcast in the background. So what? Um, so then, of course, the extra Shannon Bdord today, I'm trying to fix it. So people are not listening to his podcast in the background. Ha!
Starting point is 00:32:28 David! David! David! Okay. So Portia is crying in the bathroom and, um, whatever. They all have to comfort Portia. It's like the only thing that's going to make Portia feel better is if she gets to litter on a massive scale.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Yeah. Which she gets to eat. Portia's like, I wanted a cannibal and Tony's like, it is a carnival. I mean in Canada when we have carnivals, it's just like a snow cone and some twizzlers. So you already got us meat. So Cynthia's like, well, I don't know why I mean he's not here about it. She considers Portia as like a little sister, I just don't know. And then she's talking to Hill, she's talking to Chahill.
Starting point is 00:33:08 And I guess he's fucked up or something, because she tells him he needs to stop drinking, because he's like, babe, can we get married next year? I'm not even playing, like, am I sprung? If we're alone right now, we could be having a baby in six to seven months. I'm like, ah. Well, there's some scientific issues with that
Starting point is 00:33:27 Fortunately, I hate to I hate to break it to although these days you never know but You can decide to have a baby late, but that doesn't mean it's gonna come early, you know Well, and then yeah, he's like pull out game is strong, but I haven't been implementing it She's like no, you haven't. Well I mean this show we have the Miracles of Science. We did see a phasor park. We have birthed a baby after only five months. A full grown baby. That's true. Also I want to point out at this point Cynthia and one of our listeners I mentioned this before we started recording. One of our listeners also point this out on our Facebook group, Watch Your Crappens Live and Loving it, join it. Cynthia's wearing a little like door knocker necklace and I couldn't help but wonder
Starting point is 00:34:12 if that was one of Reagan's pendants from Southern Charm New Orleans and if anyone could find confirmation about that, I would love that Regan's door knocker on your toes? So she's like, you're cut off, you're drunk. And he's like, so I go sit in the corner with Samari, which I love, Sadie Till, OK? I'm following him now. Yeah, even he's being shaded to Samari. Poor Samari.
Starting point is 00:34:41 She's just, well, she gets some licks in, though. Because even comes in, and she comes in with flowers. And Samari's like, if I was broke, I would not be walking up in here with some expensive flowers. Yeah, she gives that lick to the camera. I like Samari, and I like Tanya. I think they just need more time to warm up. Yeah, well, I think, I mean, Tanya's like a, you know,
Starting point is 00:35:02 she is a good friend of because she's just a happy and sweet and just so excited to be there. And Shamari, I hope that she gets another season because I've just grown to enjoy her as this little drunk in the corner having fun at everyone else's not not everyone else's expense, but when everyone else is fighting she's just eating, you know, you know, food and getting drunk. And honestly, that's like I said before that's been the most entertaining thing. getting drunk. And honestly, that's like I said before, that's been the most entertaining thing. So finally, it's time to reveal the baby gender. And Dennis, I like how I'm like, it's sex not gender, then I can say gender. So Dennis is making a speech, like, which is a really charismatic speech is like, just want to say, ah, thanks for coming hot dogs in the corner and get whatever else you want. Thanks everyone.
Starting point is 00:35:45 So now it's like, they all get these like confetti guns and the confetti's gonna show like, the text of the baby. So they find it's like this three, two, one. And they all pop their confetti guns and there's this like pink purple confetti everywhere. I guess Portia's was blue because she's not going, it's blue, I think.
Starting point is 00:36:04 It's blue. She's like having an existential crisis. But then she finds out she's having a corn dog and she's super excited. Yeah. So surprise a whole bunch of hot dogs. I'm just going to see out of here. Yeah, her mom gets it. She's like, oh, with the corn dog. She's like, oh, poor Slug. It's like going dog, I win. So let's see. So then it's, uh, synth is okay. So it's just more Neemie. I guess Neemie says that later. So I'll wait till then. So three hours until synth is party. So Cynthia goes in to check on this party. She's worked really hard for her, which means she didn't have she just showed up, secrets did everything and they've got trees, she's like, look there's trees and Mike is like, there's water on the floor baby. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Well, what are on the floor? It's still fancier than anything that Peter put together, water on the floor, you know if it was Peter it'd be some sort of sticky ass shit. So, uh, yeah, Sussindia is like, she's like, there's a launchmire, first signature flavor, and I don't want it to be in my last. I want to see peach bellinis all over the United States. No kitchen island should be without a peach bellini. I think it will be.
Starting point is 00:37:23 So, the party starts getting together and stuff and Yovanna, that bitch from Clark is there. And guess what Tawny does when she comes in. She's having the best time ever. Always everywhere. And so Cynthia and Mike show up and Mike is wearing khakis in a polo, like tucked in. I was like, mm, okay. Yeah, it's like beef. You are at a party, right?
Starting point is 00:37:53 Well, it's a beachwear theme. So they're all dressed crazy and Cynthia is wearing one of those Madonna straw hat things for back in the day. And Eva comes in and some cut off jean shorts, some little short shorts. And Mike goes in a suit. day and Eva comes in and some cut off gene shorts and little short shorts. And Michael's in a suit. Yeah. This party was so together very last second. They're like, if Neenie's not going to show up at the gender reveal, where is she going
Starting point is 00:38:14 to be mad at somebody for no reason? They're like, I'll just get, make Cynthia think she has a drink. Yeah, exactly. So then Mike's, Mike's mom, Mike basically like all of his family. So a bunch of his cousins and his parents or his mom, I don't know all these relatives and Cindy's like, Ciao Mark invited a lot of his family a lot. And then it's like, okay, that's funny And then we like sit and watch her say hi to all the wrong. Do we really have to watch her say hello to every single person? Yeah, it was pretty funny because first it's like, first the mom, then the brother, then
Starting point is 00:38:49 the grandma, then Cornell, the cousin, then Viola, the cousin. She's like, jail. So, yeah. So Cynthia and Greg come in next. And of course, I'm not sorry, not Cynthia. I mean, Nini and Greg walk in and Nini, of course I'm not sorry not Cynthia I mean Neenie and Greg walk in and Neenie of course congratulations herself just for showing up to her friends party she's like being what if Cynthia's closest friends I don't
Starting point is 00:39:13 feel good not showing up for her I just want to support her like a sister would like yeah by making it all about you is that is that how a sister supports because every single event this year Neenie's been like I'm not gonna go I'm not gonna go I can't bad I go no one's a boy to me no okay I'll come like she's not that thing every single time she comes the last second like everybody's supposed to throw you a fucking party just for getting out of bed yeah exactly and guess I have tags on a robe Mimi yeah, so yeah, so Neenie is like being such a martyr, you know showing up to support Even though she does not want to be there like whatever. What else would you be doing? So Yeah, she's kind of like the chick from all in the family
Starting point is 00:40:03 Yeah, she's kind of like the chick from all in the family. Oh, yeah, oh, Tonya. Oh, Tonya, I just I just I just I just created her to suck Sally Struthers immediately. I just assumed she's Gloria. Where is Sally Struthers? By the way, what does she have to? Um, I don't know. I think we need to unearth her.
Starting point is 00:40:21 I don't have I don't have real TV anymore. So I can't watch the late night things where she's crying and stuff. I don't think she even does that anymore. Let's see I will know What is Sally's draw there's up to me check her IMDbf see if she's had any recent Credits because I think I think we need to get her in like a novelty role that would make me really happy Oh, she was in a she's in a new TV series. Great. So look, she's working, you know, right? When you think you can do somebody for not working anymore, there they are. A new television series. Yeah. The whole Mark channel called Will Christmas ever come again.
Starting point is 00:40:57 It's called the show is called In Security with a dash between the end of security and her episode is called what's it like in there oh god i'd be a security uh... what's it like in there to like okay that's the entire episode people just really wanted to see Sally's brothers again yeah exactly okay so shamiya comes in wearing a bikini uh... she's with Dennis in Porsche and
Starting point is 00:41:26 Everyone's super nice to Greg because he hasn't been out, you know, so everyone's being super nice to him and Neenie's just ordering Greg around like a dog. She's like here. Yeah, eat this sit down Greg sit down Greg Neenie's a fucking monster and it cracks me up that Neenie left this episode acting like the Victor I mean it wasn't surprising, but hilarious to the degree that she did. And she has this new thing on YouTube. It's like inside Neenie's closet. And she just sits in her closet and like doesn't after-show by herself. She's trying to like own that closet situation now. Trying to be like, so you can come in here. Yeah, when I say you can.
Starting point is 00:42:06 Yeah, so portions Shamiya and Dennis walk and portions Shamiya are like, they're like, the full on like double pregnancy coming, coming down the aisle. This is a big, big night for pregnant ladies. So, Neenie tells us that she didn't go to Portia's event because she's support, because Neenie says she's supportive and Portia is always the one that's not supportive of the other girl So she wasn't gonna support Portia, which is her way of saying Portia get doesn't have to go to she doesn't have to shoot things So I'm not gonna shoot at her shit. Yeah, I would just like to point out the Portia is the one who organized a trip to see Nini show in Miami Yeah, organized like a trip did Portia go to her store thing she did right also
Starting point is 00:42:43 uh... organize like a trip to did poor should go to her store thing she did right also yeah so yeah meaning lies this is been in his whole issue which is that like uh... you know what they're women at the bus stop who have like a key a baby and they are m in one of the belly and they're still getting a done and poor society like she can't do anything which i actually think
Starting point is 00:43:02 as a fair point but at the same time i don't, what I have to do everybody, I mean, the bus stop does to be a good person, fuck that. No, meaning that like, you know, there are definitely, like, you know, like, you know, I can definitely see Porsche, like, everything is like, oh, I'm praying and I can't, I'm praying and I can't.
Starting point is 00:43:18 But at the same time, it's like, would you wanna go shoot a reality show if you were praying and would you wanna be lying in bed? I think that she was lying in bed. Yeah, but she was also at the by-way party granted 18 hours late or whatever it was But she still went. Neenie's full of shit. Portia's been to all of her stuff. That's true. So then She's like Neenie's like, well, I didn't go to your event. I mean Portia knows, okay? And she's still gonna sit there and be nice and not be a dick like you So she's like, I didn't go to your not be a dick like you so she's like I didn't go to your event portion like oh that's okay wait you didn't feel good she just no I just
Starting point is 00:43:50 wasn't gonna go and portion like ha ha she doesn't care she's not gonna let her get to it she goes can I have some of this drink what how much alcohol is in here free percent that's like juice so now now everybody starts talking about how Cynthia's drink has no alcohol in it. Yeah, it's basically the equivalent of Kenya's hair care. It's water. It's at least not flavoring. She's still above Kenya. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:44:19 So, Greg is now eating solid food. He just started eating solid food again. So all the men are like standing around Greg and graduating him and stuff and he's like eating this food and he goes This tastes better than my wife used to taste. It's like real classy Greg Real classy can someone do a wellness check on Greg because you know he got killed after that, right? Me and he finally just Mark took a hammer to him. I'm not sure you tasted so great Greg honestly So then candy comes in with Kenya and
Starting point is 00:44:47 Kenya, of course is so that laugh It's like on drag race whenever it cuts a commercial and you hear RuPaul to that Whatever it's like that's like the Kenya does the Kenya more version like a spectral laugh like that's like the Kenya, does the Kenya more a version? Like a spectral laugh. Ahahahahaha. Oh, fucking Kenya. And she comes in so Kenya, you know.
Starting point is 00:45:11 She like, go straight up to crack. Crack! Because he knows it's gonna piss off Mimi. Mm-hmm. Mimi says, oh, I think I'm monsters here. Which you know, this just, I know this is just a big long episode hating on me But I really do like I always expect me to have better one liner since she has me too
Starting point is 00:45:30 I think like her one-liners are like not that good She's like good and in like the in the diary room or whatever But like her one-liners are just they're not strong Not strong be and this is coming from someone like, and I'm not a good one-liners. So I get it. But like you're a comedian. You're doing stand up.
Starting point is 00:45:51 You should have good one-liners. Yeah, Neenie. So then we had to commercial and we come back. And it's like a horror movie replay of the Kenya laugh. Did you notice that? Yeah. Pure silence. Pure silence.
Starting point is 00:46:02 Can you just hear? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. That's adjacent to what he's. It's like, what was Jason Voorhees like pure silence for pure silence to you just here Like a Jason Like what was Jason for his noise that he made outside like a cab's like Something like that like you'll be in a cab here So Ha ha ha ha. So uh, uh, Kenya, blah blah. She's just saying hi to everybody and makes kisses all around and candy. Can't shady ass candy. It's like, now Cynthia, you said you wanted Kenya here and here she is.
Starting point is 00:46:37 I brought her to you. Making it impossible for Cynthia to back out of this later because she knows Cynthia is going to try to back out of this later, you know. Right. impossible for Cynthia to back out of this later because she knows Cynthia is going to try to back out of this later, you know, right? And so, but of course, Neenie is like Neenie, Neenie, of course, though, is in full victim mode now. She's like, this is a bunch of bullshit that Cynthia's do what Cynthia is doing. Concentration, she had every opportunity to tell me, and she did not tell me because she did not want me to know about Kenya being there. I'm like, yeah, I kind of get that in a weird way, but at the same time, didn't you surprise the whole group like three years ago in like Bahamas or whatever when they were having that group dinner and you showed up and Cynthia arranged
Starting point is 00:47:15 that. And you were the one who was just a probably weeks ago. And these baby shower, wouldn't you threw this party with other housewives and only current housewives were invited, yet you brought Fadra and didn't tell anybody when you know she's got like major issues with people yeah just that like Neenie seems to be okay with it if she's the one who is being like the surprise thing because you know why cuz I'm fighting Yvonne to your fucking party after she got just gotten a fight with Eva come on Neenie how many examples do we need to give you you fucking hypocrite well because the issue is that basically Kenyaya is having a star moment and
Starting point is 00:47:48 nene wants to be the star and that's what the issue is that's what boils down to also the full shit the whole episode started with her saying she's mad at kenya cuz kenya's or she's mad at Cynthia cuz Cynthia's too close with kenya and blah blah blah why are you talking about it so much and why are you threatening not to go to her party in the first place? Yeah, so So Neenie's just sitting there that Mrs. Like so middle school, okay, and Marlow like Marlow comes and sits down next to Neenie and like Neenie says something
Starting point is 00:48:18 Like Cynthia was sitting here before her friend got here, you know so stupid and Marlow's like Oh, I didn't even see Kenya, and then she said, ooh, she was like a vomit face, which is, again, like Marlow, you're better than that. Like, one thing that Marlow could pour the shady line, no, she's good, no meaning that she could be funnier. Oh, yeah. She could pour the shady line.
Starting point is 00:48:38 My fact is all my face in the camera was like, I'm gonna be a baby dragon. No, I mean that she's morally better. I just meant that like she can do better than an environment face. Yeah, but then she does it. She's like, oh, Kenya, they notice you look beautiful. And Kenya's like, how can you not notice this?
Starting point is 00:48:57 Yeah. So then for us, it's like, Kenya, I didn't expect you to wear that dress at nine months. Because it's like the skin type dress and me neither honey and Avant Ivana Yvana looks at them like you people are disgusting and I'm Yvana that bitch from Clark Okay, I'm that bitch from Clark and even I'm disgusted by you So Cynthia goes and gives a speech She needs to thank the village for lifting her up into a blaze of glory over
Starting point is 00:49:26 Baleini. So she's giving us speech and she's giving a shout out to like everyone. She's like, she's like, gotta give a shout out to Candy, Yovanna, the person sitting next to Nini, the person sitting behind Nini, the person sitting in front of Nini, the caterer over there. Am I missing anyone? Oh, still lady a porcelain party wherever you are. You did a great job Yeah, this don't lady was great. Hey, that those two those two people from Papa John's who put this together great work We love this party to the water on the floor. I'd like to think the water on the floor. J. Hill J. Hill I want to thank Peter. Why not? I'll thank Leon. I'll thank him.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Yeah, this was unfair because Kenya is so Kenya. She comes here. Of course, she knows she's going to infuriate Neenie, so she just does it more and more which, and this example, I really like it. You see, and this is why this just... This excuses me. Does it look like I have a dent in my face? Look here.
Starting point is 00:50:19 No, actually, the lighting is really wonderful on you right now. But I'm going to... I have this dent in my face. It's weird. Sorry, everybody, I saw this. Your body is probably reacting to all this, Neenie talk. No, but this is what you're sort of, what you're sort of like sliding into say there a little bit
Starting point is 00:50:33 was what I was trying to say at the beginning of the episode is that like Kenya sort of knows how to do that. Like, annoying evil,, obnoxious, irritating thing to piss someone off. She's like, ha ha, with her smile and she just takes the microphone because she knows it's going to piss off me. And it's one of the things that we hate her and yet the way she just effortlessly and just does it without even caring compared to Neenie with all the bluster and I'm a victim I'm a victim.
Starting point is 00:51:09 It's just like I mean it's more fun. Yeah, so she's like well thank you. I just want to say thank you for coming to support my friend. She's a boss. I'm mo I'm Kenya Moore. Thank you for coming. And then they just cut to Neenie and Marlow just sipping their drinks all bitterly like Marjimson sisters. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:29 About a smoking section in a restaurant. And you need like, it's weird that Cynthia would be allowing Kenya to speak. It's just another way to be a fucked up friend as far as I'm concerned. I'm like, can you walked up to the mic? It's not like Cynthia said, I now I would like Kenya to say something. Can you walk up? Okay. you could have walked up too. Okay. Yeah, I just dropped out.
Starting point is 00:51:48 So stupid. So then Cynthia's like, and then my friend Greg is here. Greg, Greg, where's Greg? Where's Greg? Greg starts to go up. And he's like, that's nice. So he starts to go up and he's like, no, stop, sit, no, and around, fuck yourself in.
Starting point is 00:52:04 It's like, geez around, fuck yourself in. It's like, geez. Greg is right here. So then Cynthia was like, she felt embarrassed. That's just kind of Greg. And Greg was there when he'd come up on stage. And Cynthia goes, I guess Nini just didn't want him to have that moment, which is true.
Starting point is 00:52:17 It's like that would have been, whatever Nini was feeling, that would have been a nice moment for Greg. And Nini made it about herself herself which is so obnoxious. Here's a guy who's been battling cancer and who truly does need a village to lift him up into a blaze of glory and Nini wouldn't allow him to have that because she was mad at Cynthia for letting Ken, letting Kenya speak. It's just, it's so awful. So Nini, okay, so Nini's having a fit. She's like, I am done. I am done. I am leaving I told you this girl was a bitch and you know Neenie does that thing where she's like, I'm leaving
Starting point is 00:52:50 And she makes her she has like Greg fanning her so that her robe will fly all over the place And then she doesn't leave it's like a standard typical Neenie She says she's not gonna come then she comes and she says she's gonna leave and she's not gonna leave Yeah, exactly so that So then it gets really shady. So she starts in a way that I support by the way. I'm just saying this right now, Ronnie, I support this and I'll explain why after you explain what happens. Well, I'm confused about it, which it seems pretty self-explanatory and I'm dumb for
Starting point is 00:53:17 being confused, but I still am. Because Nene's having a fit and saying trying to storm out, which means she's walking to the hallway and standing there until somebody beg and trying to storm out, which means she's walking the hallway and standing there until somebody begs her to come back, right? So then we see Cynthia whispering to chill and she's like, oh, I'm supposed to act like, I didn't know she was coming. Well, say, but also, what do you mean you're supposed to act
Starting point is 00:53:38 like she's not coming? Who told you that? With that production? I was gonna say, I would not be surprised if production said she's coming, but we want to act like you don't know. Like it could be as something as simple as that. And then they make it seem like she and Candy planned this whole thing. But like, in my mind, even, even at it's, if you take it in its worst form that she and Candy planned this and that she planned to have Candy come, but didn't want to let but she's acting
Starting point is 00:54:04 like, like she's surprised by it. Like that's for sure that's bad and like that's where I said before like Cynthia is a weak person and that's her biggest flaw because she puts herself in a situation like this but at the same time she's I I also feel like she's in this situation because of Nini because Nini is so unreasonable that if she told Nini guess hey I just, I just want to give you a heads up, Ken is gonna come. The Nini is not gonna come to the party and she wants her friend to be at the party and she doesn't want to have to choose, so she's just gonna like, sort of like do a little white lie to be like, oh, I didn't know she was coming, so that way she can have both her friends there. And it's ridiculous that one friend would put her in that position over something so petty as a stupid thing on Instagram. Yeah, I mean I get I guess I guess I get why Neemie would be mad
Starting point is 00:54:49 But fuck Neemie you don't get to control every situation and I'm sick. It's like it's a head bitch in charge She's like posting on it. She's just obnoxious. Whatever. You don't get to choose everything You don't get to cast everything all the time lady. Yeah They do learn about it. You know what it's like? Sorry, sorry, but another thing that it's like, it's like, yeah, so again, if we were to take this on face value, like Cynthia is being a shady dishonest friend in that moment, but I almost, I feel like Nini is like an abusive person. I feel like Nini is emotionally abusive to Cynthia, and as a result, like, you know, like, Cynthia, like, has to like, her survival mechanism is that she's
Starting point is 00:55:31 sort of has to sneak around and like, to do what she wants to do, she has to sneak around and do it behind Nini's back. Uh, yeah, you know, and just to, just on that point, to that point, uh, wasn't this the season that Nini brought on Peter or her house to talk shit about Cynthia, so fuck off Neenie, okay? You just did that this season. Wow wow Ronnie You just I mean like it just gets worse and worse It gets worse and worse and telling you the way my memory works is not well So when it comes to Neenie. Yeah, it's just like they keep coming. It's like every five minutes like oh Here's another thing you did this season like you don't even have to reach back far to find them, you know Yeah, so then they're all doing limbo is kind of the end of the
Starting point is 00:56:13 Like the end of the episode where everybody's like here's what I learned this season Yeah, the best one to me was when they got to Samari and she's like in the last couple of months the biggest less than I've learned and she's like, in the last couple of months, the biggest less than I've learned. Maybe I should sober up before I answer this. Just get out there, put yourself out there. I was like, that's what you've learned to put yourself out there. How about?
Starting point is 00:56:40 It's okay to come out. I learned not to talk about like being a lesbian while I'm still married to someone with babies at home. How about that's okay to talk about not to talk about like being a lesbian while I'm still married to someone with babies at home How about that? Yeah, so yeah the The the little little you know when they put her head in a box. I say Put her head in the box What's in the box, but they put tomorrow they said this the update on her life is Shamari and Ronnie are hosting a married for life walk in Atlanta in April
Starting point is 00:57:05 and her three drink minimum remains in effect. So she's still drunk and she's married for life walk. That's just what you want when you're thinking about committing to someone for life. Swamp ass. Thanks a lot. It also sounds like what sort of charity is that? Like what is what sort of foundation? Support married for life. Why don't you just support like, like little, like suffering animals or children who aren't in homes or people who have diseases, not like a walk for like long maritalized?
Starting point is 00:57:35 It sounds like a swingers walk anyway. Well, maybe it's like a, maybe it's like a per life thing, who knows, maybe it's like some weird abortion thing. Oh God. Okay, so we don't need that today. Okay. So then Porsche, welcome to hot dog princess. Candy's, I've just this, I'm trying to find the good stuff here. Okay. So basically, it's just all. So Neenie, of course, goes outside and she's trying to
Starting point is 00:58:00 pretend she's sobbing, which is like we see you Neenie. Okay. She's trying really She's trying. She's trying. Really hard. Okay. But she's doing it on the step and repeat. I did not notice that but I noticed that she was really, really trying to squeeze out those tears like really hard and they were not coming and so.
Starting point is 00:58:21 So can you can you walk on the stuff at her feet? Attempting so Kenya walks by and she gets candy a kiss on the cheeks like bye big like she does that like big like that that wave thing where you close up your hand like a Like a scallop shell, you know, yeah, and so she's like she's doing the big Thing like one hand clap thing and then kisses can you and she can totally ignores Neenie, you know, which is actually a very Neenie leaks move, but it's also classic can you move and everything. And so it can just like, no, Robbie, can you, you didn't say goodbye to everybody. And so can you say, no, I, I said goodbye to everybody, speedy recovery Greg, you're always in my prayers prayers and then just like walks away again I'm totally not acknowledging Neenie good Neenie was just a total asshole to her in public again
Starting point is 00:59:12 Which I can't believe I'm sticking up for Neenie. That's what you've done to me. I mean and then he goes What you've done to me Neenie and then he goes she's gonna have a water buffalo It's like she's gonna have a buffalo isn't she and it's like oh Well, it's like a it's not have a buffalo, isn't she? And it's like, oh, well, it's like, a, it's not like a really clever or funny remark. And b, it's like, you're gonna make fun of her for being pregnant. I mean, I know a lot of times people, when we're pregnant, it's like, you'll say, like, oh my god, there's like, there's something in this huge thing in there, you know, whatever you'll make, whatever joke you will. But it's not like a mean spirited thing.
Starting point is 00:59:44 It's like a joke that you and the mom there, you know, whatever you'll make whatever joke you will, but it's not like a mean spirited thing It's like a joke that you and the mom have, you know, but like Neenie was trying to like read her She's like fat shaming pregnant people Neenie's such a dick and we'll get to these Instagram Messages in a second. Yeah, because she does it again. She's just a she's just an ass Okay, especially when she asked some of the biggest children I've ever seen in my life, by the way. That's true. So she's like, well, Candy's like,
Starting point is 01:00:12 I want you guys to be in a better place. And you know, you still have your friends in common and Neenie's trying to cry. And she's like, don't let this dress get, Candy's being really nice. But of course, we find out that. Candy, Shady S, Candy helps set this up. Yeah. Can't these being really nice, but of course we find out that Shady S can't be helps at this up
Starting point is 01:00:32 Yeah, so now I mean there's some other updates that are like just as boring as you imagine Yeah, it's like it got some chewing gum. So the next day Cynthia so we see this really weird thing Which is funny because the episode aired on the 20 year anniversary of the matrix coming out and it was like a very Matrix moment like a call from like Trinity or something like that or like Some like Morpheus, but it's actually Cynthia calling candy because we just see like we just see sound waves, you know, it's like Matrix sound waves and it's just like Cynthia being like, like, Ciao, I'm on the phone and he's like,
Starting point is 01:01:07 S***, no, I got a mic, I've got a mic. And he's like, I know, I just want to make sure we're on the same page. Just, I want to set up, how can you got there? And just like, you just see just like vocal waves. And I'm like, I was expecting the vocal waves like, like, like, like explode over it and then suddenly we're in the matrix. And to me it was like a Netflix murder documentary, you know? Yeah, it's like where they're framing somebody.
Starting point is 01:01:31 You just see this like, I'm Mike, I'm Mike. I also want to point out that this fun little like tidbit here of them talking in the phone. It's like not, that's it. There's no follow through. We doesn't come back again. Maybe they put it in there for the reunion,
Starting point is 01:01:52 but I didn't really understand why it was in there. Yeah, well, Nini said on her, which I did not get a screenshot of this, but on Instagram last night, as I mentioned earlier, she was like, oh, the most epic finale ever Wait until you see what they've done to me and thank God the producers at least gave me a little rope Meaning they showed some of her side of it, but you know what that saying is like give them enough rope to hang themselves stupid Yeah, so anyway this also by the way all that conversation proved is that they're like okay
Starting point is 01:02:24 We're gonna go film with Neenie now She's gonna try to get she get mad at Kenny was there so can we just be on the same page of why she's there because it's like If we're not on the same page then it's gonna be a whole thing, you know, yes, so Tanya Neenie who's done nothing but take a wrecking ball to Tanya. It's so nasty to this one, man She's been a fucking monster to her, but really who else does she have to call? She just ditched Porsche's thing who was like her little sister, so she can't call her. She has no other friends in the cast. She's totally screwed. She can't call Marlo because she knows that Marlo is gonna make it all about herself. Yeah, so she asked to call the person she's been mean to.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Well, also it's like she has to invite Tanya to this sit down because Tania is like the nice one and so it makes Neenie look nice Yeah, she's trying to spread some of her niceness for herself. Yeah, so Cynthia can't be show up like it's just gonna be a really fun lunch. You know, Cynthia's like what you order Neenie I mean he goes a caprice say Like all that I'm gonna order a Caprazi every time like that now like a really busy mispronunciation and by the way before Cynthia and Candy's show up Nini is again she's like just so she's nervous she's nervous the fronchapal and and she's just like like Pornini that this
Starting point is 01:03:44 friendship is gonna to end because she's been in immature troll for so many years, poor Neney. Yes. And Neney does her thing again, where she walks off and tries to get someone to follow her and nobody follows her. Like, order. Everyone knows your fucking tricks, Neney. You've already used that like three times in this one episode, okay?
Starting point is 01:04:01 Yes. There are also like some fast food, looks like a fast food restaurant where you normally have to order at the counter and then sit there with a member on the table. They were at a fast casual restaurant. I also noticed that. I was like, where are you at a fast casual restaurant right now? What are you doing?
Starting point is 01:04:16 Why are you at the veggie grill for this conversation? Why? Oh, so they're trying to butter knee knee up and be nice. And be like, oh, we love your robe And she's like swag You know, it's them like a horrible look and then it turns into Kenya, right? So neat Cynthia's like what's wrong Neenie? Okay, you you've stormed off like 10 times So Neenie's like well, I know that These girls are here, but I want a conversation with you, because lately something
Starting point is 01:04:45 has happened in our friendship. You haven't been the same friend of me as you have. Your other friends! Yeah, and your other friend has started a lot of stuff. It's like, once again, let's just reiterate, Kenya posted one stupid thing on Instagram for crying out loud. So Cynthia's like, listen, I don't want to be in the middle. I don't want to be in the middle. I don't want to be
Starting point is 01:05:05 in the middle. And then he goes, yes, but you have to be neutral. And you know, and you know, Cindy is like, I have been neutral. And so, Neenie goes, well, you stand up for her. And, you know, like, for instance, at the Bailey Q, which by the way, cracking up that they still refer to as the Bailey Q, which is like, no one can make fun of, no one can make fun of kind of the Valley Cube, you know, you never sit up for me, you never sit up for me, and Cindy's like, Neenie, this is all from that stupid little question thing. Like Neenie, Cindy's like, are you serious right now?
Starting point is 01:05:35 That stupid little Instagram question, this is what you're mad about. Yep, pretty much. So then she's like, well, I really wanna understand, you know, I don't wanna argue with you, but when you did your winery thing, you knew Kenya, uh, she says something like, you knew Kenya was coming or whatever.
Starting point is 01:05:49 She's like, I did not know. Oh, this is the, the, the, the, the Balini thing. I'm sorry. So she's like, well, you knew that Kenya was going to come and Kenya is like, she did not know. She's like, no, I had no idea. Uh, so then she kind of changes it. And she's like, well, I invited her, but I didn't know that she was gonna come. Yeah See, and this is where this is where Cynthia her weakness also works against her because she really lets
Starting point is 01:06:14 Neenie control the story like Neenie makes these accusations and then Cynthia is always responding to them and then changing her story instead of Cynthia should just be like Neie, get over yourself. You're being so immature right now. She needs to put Neenie on the defensive, but Neenie is really good at being on the offensive and Cynthia's really bad about getting out of the defensive. Yeah, well, Cynthia did better than she normally does, because at least this time she's like,
Starting point is 01:06:39 listen, I have the right to invite people to my party and Neenie won't let her get away with that. She's like, well, I should have the privilege of knowing what y'all talking about. Oh, God. No, you don't. You've never given anybody that privilege at burr. Yeah. So then, since he's like, well, let me speak, it's like, I am letting you speak.
Starting point is 01:06:57 Like typical fucking Needy, just talking over you the whole time. Exactly. And also, so Candy basically said, Candy tell, weighs in with her story, which is she's like, you know, Cynthia didn't know Kenya was going to be there. And then Candy talked to Kenya into coming to the party, but Kenya made Candy promise not to tell anyone. We're seeing the little little action. Yeah, production. So basically, what we find out is that Cynthia, Cynthia says that Nini has been has been acting just into her ever since Cynthia went to Kenya's baby shower.
Starting point is 01:07:29 So I mean, can you imagine Nini, this monster who would be mad at you for going to someone's baby shower? Okay, now listen, I would be mad that I was invited to a baby shower. Baby showers are like, really like, they are like the seventh circle of hell to me. But you know, they're so important things for people and it's like it's for a baby. So like, would you ever be mad at someone for going to someone's baby shower? That is just the height of readiness. Yeah. It's your meanie. That's your meanie. You see like parents when somebody must behave as it's yours. That is your Neenie Ben. You did this, man.
Starting point is 01:08:05 Yeah. So, yeah. So, this is Neenie just screaming and yelling and acting like an asshole. And Cynthia's like, why are you acting like I'm doing all of this just to make you mad? Like, I have better things to do in my life than give you a reason to scream at me in a restaurant, you know?
Starting point is 01:08:19 And she goes, I'm sorry for not giving you a heads up. And Neenie goes, as you shit, she goes, and I am, I'm apologizing. I love you, Neenie, because now she does follow her out. And then he storms out again. And then he goes, also mentioned that while they were screwed, we got everything, Neenie's big point of contention was like, like, who did you call when you needed a flyer?
Starting point is 01:08:39 You called me, did you call your other friend? Did you come to get a flyer? I'm like, this is really over a flyer. Like you put her in touch with someone who knows Photoshoper I'm like this is really over a flyer like she like you put her in touch with someone who knows Photoshop I thought she was saying a flight like maybe Neenie got her uh Oh I thought she meant like a flyer like she needed a flyer I mean you never know like flyer better and Cynthia's just looking her like she's not so she follows her and she's apologizes. She goes I love you Neenie I'm your friend. She goes well you should apologize uh because
Starting point is 01:09:09 When you did that it was wrong and that's the first wrong thing you did and the second wrong thing you did is you had her on a Microphone and your things I mean I didn't know she was coming up and taking the microphone Yeah, and she just like oh my god, Neenie and she's like a smile on her face because she's looking at, she's looking around the table like, oh my god, this is crazy. Like I didn't know she's gay on the microphone. And he goes, I don't think he's doing that funny. I'm like, what are you, so, like, how is it not funny? How are you like so dead serious about this right now?
Starting point is 01:09:40 You're never gonna believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You gotta believe me. You're never gonna believe that I'm gonna be says right now. It is shocking what mean he says I am dealing with so much No one has any I get the fuck out of you realize that I didn't really she was dealing with a lot I'm glad she finally said it. I'm glad you finally let it out
Starting point is 01:09:55 Good lord so then she leaves and Cynthia follows her out and She's like I love you, maybe can you just forgive me please and I'll be more neutral. She's like, I love you, Neenie. Can you just forgive me please? And I'll be more neutral. She's like, I don't want to feel like this. And you've made me feel like this. Look, we in the eye, Neenie. He's like, I can't look you in the eye.
Starting point is 01:10:16 It's like get a fucking finger. And she's like, I'm done with Neenie. I've had it enough. Clear her ass. Get her out there. Yeah. Cynthia, you don't it enough. Clear her ass, get her out there. Yeah. Cynthia, you don't need this. You have better friends.
Starting point is 01:10:27 You've got like, you got a cute guy who hasn't, he seems like as a decent smart dude with a decent career. And you're doing, more importantly, you're doing good things and you've got better friends. You don't need Neenie, okay? Neenie needs you more than you need Neenie. Yeah, well, you've got a signature drink, okay? Okay, now as promised, now this is for all of you people
Starting point is 01:10:52 fighting for Neenie, okay. Now I don't know what order these go, it's gonna be a little choppy as I look at the order. I can, I think I will be able to help because I've actually read these before. So the first one, so Portia and Nini had some issue. I don't know what caused this, but Nini sent Portia a whole bunch of text messages. And Nini starts off by saying, you lied.
Starting point is 01:11:18 I know what caused it. I'm sorry to interrupt you, but I know what caused it. It's because the closet scene where Neenie goes into the, where Neenie rips the guy shirt off because the crew was going into her closet. And then, poor show, you know, was in there. And Neenie said on her closet show, she said that, she didn't attack anybody in there
Starting point is 01:11:39 and that it was all a big lie and that poor show recorded herself saying, I'm scared or whatever poor show said in the closet. Like, I want to get out of here, I'm scared that she recorded that in the studio and then they spliced that over the footage. And Porsche was like, that is not true. I actually, that actually happened. I said that. What are you talking about? So then Neenie came for her on Instagram. Yeah. So the first text was from Neen Nini you lying ass big fat hungry bitch You know I never put my hands on you Marlos, Cynthia nor Candy can ever say that
Starting point is 01:12:11 You want an excuse for going in my closet without my permission so you can talk yo fake shit on IG all you want But remember my house is lit with cameras. Oh, and don't forget who was by your side and saved your wack ass cameras. Oh, and don't forget who was by your side and saved your whack ass when you pulled Kenya off the sofa. Don't forget nobody fucked with you in San Fran or in Spain, but me if you got something to say, say the truth because if I put my hands on you, you will know it 100%. So then can we just can we just point out that San Francisco is a trip that Neenie screamed to yelled at Portia So bad that her wig fell off her head. Okay, exactly Exactly, so then and then Neenie falls up with oh and remember you had your hair flipped over you know thin bald spot I have hair, but if I don't I have enough money to buy all the wigs and extensions. I want And then of course it goes. I'm not eating all that bullshit. You know damn well. I am recorded. I am Well, you know damn well. I am recorded that I'm no studio to set you up
Starting point is 01:13:13 Kiss my ass. How dare you make that claim? I would not conspire no shit like that. I'm not reading all that bullshit Yeah, and then she and then she sort of sends the same text again by accident. And then she adds with an asterisk, that one was better. You're lying made me type too fast. So then Nini goes, Nini goes, you so full of shit. Go enjoy your one time three episode commercial, referring to a Porsche's new spin off about having the baby. And then Porsche says, I thought you're going to read Porsche's new spin-off about having the baby. And then Porsche says,
Starting point is 01:13:47 Oh, I thought you were gonna read Porsche's part. Porsche goes, I can't find it, I'm all out of order. Oh yeah, no, these are out of order, but so then Porsche goes, Ha, you enjoy it too. And then Nina goes, I had 12 episodes and trust.
Starting point is 01:13:58 I won't watch not one of yours, two busy securing the bags. Which one? So then, and then she says, two busy securing the bags. Um, which is like, so then, um, and then she says, and you know you recorded that, but that's okay, yours is coming,
Starting point is 01:14:11 and Portia says, no, I did not, you are sick to believe that, that, that, that, but I really don't give a damn. Bye, girl! And then Nini goes, you did,
Starting point is 01:14:20 but it's okay. Oh, your day is coming, just like it has in the past. I'm a lot of things what I don't do, it's fuck over people in life for no reason. Just like it has in the past. I'm a lot of things what I don't do is fuck over people in life for no reason. That's just a makeup you wear. Remember I'm the HBIC that you want to be. Bye, bitch. And for us, it says, I'm happy and blessed. Good night, bitches.
Starting point is 01:14:36 Which is like... So good. And then there's like some more. There's like some some more like a little bit more back and forth because that Oh, knee goes good night big piggy with the busted shape, which is like oh It's like going back to that like oh like me. You should have better one-liners like yeah, so then Portia goes Do you see it? Yeah, she goes girl. I know you and them granddaddy long-lets and box body not coming from my body Box body And box body like Porsche like that made my night and then it's like lappy faces in a heart Yeah, and then he goes long pretty legs and been fine
Starting point is 01:15:21 You worry about them extra small baby ankles you rock and hopefully they hold up that giant body. Try Diving. That's something you have never been good at. God fat shaming someone who had a baby six days ago. Fuckin' needy-what an awful, awful person. But this also solidified my love for Portia. Yeah. I do not feel bad for sticking up for Porsche all these years because look at this font of beauty she gave. Porsche really destroyed Nini in these texts. And also I have to say, we didn't mention this, but when Nini said, I had 12 episodes and
Starting point is 01:15:56 trust I won't watch not one of yours too busy securing the bags. Porsche responded with that with like a little smile emoji that was going like, like tongue out, eyes screwed up. Like I love that Porsche, that with a little smile. I know you guys were going, like, tongue out, I screwed up. Like, I love that Porsche, that's how Porsche responds. Like, that is, like, Neenie does not know. Like, Neenie does not know how to handle this right now. Calling her a, like, a pig, like, no. Like, that's not really like, like,
Starting point is 01:16:20 but it's just like not as, she's just not, she just, she's not, she's bad. She's bad at it. She's trying to come for sure But you know once you stop letting the bully bully you and you just start hitting them back Look they just start sobbing. So then D.D. posted her shit yesterday like how could they they did all this to me And then she was doing that thing where you tie it out on your iPhone and take a screenshot and then post that you know So people are reading the picture and she she had two of them And she's just going on about what a victim she is and how the everyone screwed her over and blah blah blah
Starting point is 01:16:49 The comments ripped Mimi to shreds. I was don't really a couple who were like, oh, you're right You that show is yours you started it and you're so how could they do that? Cynthia Shady, but most of them were like no one cares about your 50-year-old ass drama when Nipsey just died. You know, they're going off on her because yesterday was a really bad day. And she's like making it all about this stuff. And they just ripped her to shreds so bad that she deleted it because it's not there anymore. So, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:17 Classic Neenie. So, that's the story. That's the story with Neenie and Atlanta. So, I guess we now have like about 10 reunion episodes to watch. Yeah, no kidding. So we're not gonna do a full project runway this week because you know this needed our time and attention but basically project runway did a Adder challenge and A couple weird things in this episode for me one One, I started to like Hester, which really is confusing.
Starting point is 01:17:47 I don't like that they flip the script like that. One minute has to be the most annoying thing in the world. And then she solidifies it by telling us her backstory where she went to fashion school. And she was so weird and wacky. And she just wasn't being given the attention or the time that she needed, because she was apparently having breakdowns in class
Starting point is 01:18:07 and was being a snowflake. And so I was like, fuck this girl, but then of course by the end, I'm like, oh, I like her, she's mine, she's not so bad. Yeah, I know she was telling her story about that her style of sewing, bother her professor so much, the professor had her expelled from fashion school,
Starting point is 01:18:23 and then it caused her to have a lot of like insecurities, etc. I was like, shut up, Hester. And then when she started putting like when her thing came down the runway, I was like, I like that. I think that one's actually really good. And I was actually happy for her because it was like the first, you know, the past two weeks we've been, we've been making fun of her for having this like wacky, whimsical, aesthetic, and then everything she puts out has been dreary or normal.
Starting point is 01:18:46 And so it was like, oh, okay, finally. So I was happy that she finally put out something that was her style, so I was happy for that. She looked like a tablecloth at Rudy's barbeque to me, her model. I thought her outfit was great, but just as a personality, she wasn't bad. Carly Claus is also, she is now starting to be be more comfortable and so she's getting sort of goofier So she keeps coming whatever she like walks out on the runway. She's like hi Designer Are you she's like turning into Tonya basically?
Starting point is 01:19:16 Yeah, I don't have any hatred for her But I'm still not totally on her side just because she walks too hard and I don't like it I don't like when people walk like did them boom did them boom did them boom did them boom did them boom did them boom it's like okay. Yeah exactly. We also got a new a new mentor on the show her name is Marny uh Senofante who is like she styles uh like Beyonce and important people so she's like now gonna be like they're styling consultant and everything so people were very excited about this, etc. So she'll be someone we'll have. Well she's just for today, right? Is she forever? They said she'll be around for the for the full competition, which I assumed was for the whole, like I'm not necessarily
Starting point is 01:20:01 every episode, but she'd be popping in Your friend Laura get some some high profile work Wasn't that Laura's show on all It did look a lot like sexy unique podcast. I was like oh my god this girl Maybe it's like her cool factor too cuz Laura has a really high cool factor where I'm like am I under the rest? Yeah, but I was like you go Laura Yeah, so So yes, they had do this like head to toe, like single print look, which is hard because it's like very easy to look like an old lady, old lady fashion when doing it.
Starting point is 01:20:45 So one of the people, a rock and rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, He was like, he picked out the most boring sad pattern. Like a very standard pattern that you've seen like a million places. To me, it looked like the pattern that someone, like a lady at my synagogue would wear as she's like assembling people for like a Tuesday night meeting to discuss, like, you know, someone's event that they're gonna be having at the shul
Starting point is 01:21:02 over the weekend. Like it was like, it's like definitely like, like business, like bit, like old lady business suit pattern. And he took it and not only was it a bad pattern, it was barely even a pattern by the way, barely even a print. And then he like draped it on his model in his weird bunched up ways. It was just like hideous. I thought he should have gone home.
Starting point is 01:21:22 I didn't think his was that bad. I know that he didn't have his crazy patterns, but I don't, maybe I just like him because he reminds me of me. He's just like really big. He doesn't want to go outside ever. And when Christians like, um, that looks like a grandma outfit. He's like, but I love my grandma.
Starting point is 01:21:35 I think he's cute. And when they were ripping it apart, she's like, Nina's like, the back is gorgeous, but the pants are unexplainable. And then Carly's like, yeah, it's monotone, which is kind of ironic. It's like, no, it's not, that's not ironic, okay? Carly's just going to be that kind of host. Yeah, she's just going to say things.
Starting point is 01:22:00 So, let's see. Okay, so Nadine, this was a bad episode for Nadine. What an asshole. Yeah. It's Nadine. It's not for Nadine being all pissed off because no one does it dishes but her. And then I had a feel, I thought it was going to be Garo because you know how they have tricky editing on these shows.
Starting point is 01:22:17 They made it look like it was going to be Garo Sparrow who went home last week in the previous. And then it opened with Nadine going, I'm just, I just don't even want to be here because You know I miss my children and I'm like oh no when they say they miss their children their apps Yeah, after like three days come on and then she fat shamed her model She got really upset because she got the big model She's like I love my design but not my model and like she was being mean to the model about it
Starting point is 01:22:42 She's so mean and like she was being mean to the model about it. She's so mean. She was being so mean. She's like, uh, walk. You're supposed to be told you can't walk. Practice at home. Yeah. I see this.
Starting point is 01:22:52 It's terrible. Nina was like, she's like, it feels like, it feels almost as if you improvise here. She's like, no, I did not improvise. No, no, no, I have sketches in everything. Nina goes, oh, well, then for me, it's just an issue of taste. Yeah. Of what you have, non. Yeah, she's like, well, I have sketches and everything and he goes oh well then for me it's just an issue of taste Yeah, what you have none. Yeah, she's like well I sketched it this way but then I got this model. She's all nasty and Brandon's like um Hi, you can't make people feel like that when you're dressing them so
Starting point is 01:23:16 And then during the runway show or before I should say in the runway show she was sitting next to Renee and she's like Oh my god look at that What did she say is she's she she can't even walk. She said something like that. Look at that walk. Look, she can't even walk. And the Renee was like, yeah, because it's not even a walk. It's a gallop. I was like, oh my god, you two. Yeah, they were pretty harsh to her. Yeah, exactly. And but Yannating was just so, she was so obnoxious because she was like, well, you know, like, you know, I couldn't, I couldn't do what I wanted to do because I had a larger model and I didn't want to do a print that was too bold to make her look even larger than she already was. I mean, like, who wants to see a big fat woman coming down? I run away. Am I right, everyone? Am I right? I'm getting. Yeah, so by the way, Garos Barrow also annoyed me because he's like, yeah, I come like night. I come like rape culture
Starting point is 01:24:11 Which in the show, he's like put us of him like they were so 90s like so 90s Rafe I was like, oh and so he used this like hideous Like pink and purple wide stripe thing that was like inherently ugly and then he was like mad That like no one else did stripes and that he had set himself up for a challenge. I thought we're supposed to be challenging ourselves here and I'm the only one who's trying to challenge themselves. I'm like, you have made the Cheshire Cat.
Starting point is 01:24:36 Okay, please, don't make us feel like you've accomplished something here. Yeah, I was kind of a jackass. He's like, well, I'm the New York designer and I'm the one who's had the most success here. So I feel it's my responsibility. I was like, okay, I can't wait to see you in the bottom and Brandon told me to look jazz or size. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, so he was, I mean, he was in the bottom, but it was, you know, but ultimately was Nadine who got basically Nina's wrath who was like if you are designing for woman with curves
Starting point is 01:25:08 Why would you do these Baloney pants? I don't like the pants. It's not flattering Looking back at my notes. I seldom give a one, but guess what? Medine God That was so good so Medine usually I don't like I don't love watching people go home on this show because it's a show that requires talent You know and so when they leave it's like, oh, they worked really hard and that and I'm not saying Nadine doesn't work really hard but gosh, she turned out to be a major bitch and then when she was leaving, she's like, I don't even care. Don't even give me any any hoobly, doobly hugs or whatever. She's like, I don't want any of your pity blah blah. I was like, just go then you fucking
Starting point is 01:25:58 monster. Yeah, well, because Nadine, because Nadine was like, they after that, they're like, you're after she got La Bomba, it was told she's out. And Nadine was like, Nadine, we had a problem with Yosu Loat, we had a problem with the fit, we had a problem with the overall aesthetic, and Nadine's like, thank you, stomp stomp stomp, and cause like, wait, wait, oh, Nadine, wait, okay. gonna ask her how she felt but that pretty much sums that up. And I was rooting for Nadine last week because I felt like she was stuck on this crazy team with a tester, you know, and I was just like, oh, this bull won. And COVID ended up doing really well. He almost won. He came in second this week. And he was like, who? Dancy, Dancy, I see no reason not to be positive. Yeah, I think COVID was on Frankie's team last week, but either way I remember nay like having deal with Hester and actually was it was Renee and
Starting point is 01:26:52 It was Garrow yeah, Renee and Garrow were on the same team as Hester because Hester used up all their fabric. I think I Think last week was oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, either way. Yeah I think last week was oh yeah yeah yeah yeah Neither way yeah So anyway, it was a fun episode we'll be back to recap more full episodes of that soon Well probably just do updates because you know this Atlanta reunion is gonna be insanity. It looks so good Well, I can see week by week, I everybody. Thanks so much for being here Wish your love. Yeah, we'll be back tomorrow with pump rules. We'll be on TV Party again tomorrow, which we are on right now. If you guys want to come on TV
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