Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Red Read Regiftion

Episode Date: December 3, 2019

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Listening to all of that. It was a great holiday, happy Monday, everybody. Welcome back to post-Turkey work. I mean, what a life. What a life. Before we get into Real Housewives of Atlanta today, let's talk about our live shows coming up. This week we're going to St. Louis

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I don't know the episode number, do you? It's season two episode, I wanna say episode 14, of course, it's called Malibu Party from Hell, I'm gonna pull it up right now, far be it for me to actually be prepared for our podcasts Well meet you know there Jesus It's hard. I'm I'm in like a Thanksgiving hangover plus I got a Thanksgiving cold and I've just been like out of it It's it's season two episode 14 Malibu Beach Party from hell

It's the episode as Ronnie said that Later led like ten years later to Taylor Armstrong being the darling of the internet. So I mean we all have to recreate that in Philadelphia. Yes, that's going to be a pretty amazing episode and all of those are going to be great. And then after those live shows we still got more in December. We're going to the follow-go-y fucking god bless it. The follow-go week. We're going to Denver, Colorado. And then we're going to Seattle, Washington the next night. And then that'll be it for this year. Then in the new year, we're going to start it off on January 17th, doing the 2020

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Yeah, seriously. Today, we have the real housewives up at Lanter. Yes, I was very happy with this episode. At first, I was nervous. I was like, oh God, are we gonna have more endless scenes of babies and sniffling, like, cry sniffling, not like me with a cold sniffling. I was really nervous, but it really came together in a very fun way. And I think the reason why is because I feel like

the first few episodes of this season, all the women weren't really shooting with each other yet. Maybe they had locked down Kenya's contract or they had locked down Nini's contract or whatever But they all it seems like they're now we're finally able to get them all in one place Which is great also further proof that we don't need Nini. Okay. We do not need Nini on this show Okay, but all what the fuck does she even do today fill a cheese plate barely and then barely even needed Greg's help doing that So I don't really need you, get out. Get around the show.

Get on the other. Done. And can you just pushing, you know, can you back out, I'm trying to start over and start fresh with Kenya. But you know, these ladies are struggling. Kenya and Neenie are both struggling really hard to have fights with people for no reason.

And Kenya is exhausting. I'm already exhausted. On the end of the episode, I was like, can you just enough already front something real to fight about? She's fighting about every, she's like Riley from below deck, just fighting about every little thing. Well, no, except I believe that Riley was fighting about something like Riley is often like, like the bears the bronze of obnoxious men.

And then she speaks up, I feel like Kenya would just fight the fight because she knows that's her role. And you know, maybe she is a little rusty, but I was really happy for it. I enjoyed her shading-ness, I enjoyed her messiness. I mean, you can't act like the second half of this episode where she was really on a tear

wasn't more entertaining than everything we've seen in the season already. That's true. But you know, one line from the previous season, don't worry, I just wrote down one, actually I wrote down two. You're saying them, say the truth. She brought a gift, which I will be returning. That is very like Lisa Rinne Kim Richards many seasons ago. And I just feel like she's like struggling in the way back machine. That's okay. I still appreciated the drama that the minor

dramatic blip it caused. Yeah. Okay, I enjoyed it to you. And another thing I enjoyed just as a macro is that the babies are becoming such funny characters. Porses baby is hilarious. It does not ever change its face. It's like a little tiny cute little blob of board with life. It's like really this is my life. I don't know how you can be bored with porcises or mother, but there you have it. I'm gonna let you have that one, because I just, I'm just not reached that point

in my life where I ever think babies are that funny. I just, I do. Unfortunately, I know you think babies are hilarious at all times, I love it. I know, and I just don't. I'm like, I'm really, my lane is cats. You know, it give me a cat. I think everything they do is hilarious.

Dogs, dogs, like some things they do are hilarious. A lot of things I don't think are that funny. And then babies really not registering on my comedy radar. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And I'm blaming my colds on a baby. Well, I will blame your cold on a baby as well, just because babies can't argue back. So I feel like we should blame everything on babies.

I'm a baby's. Wars. You know, that's babies. No, because you know my whole thing, which is probably a very insensitive point of you to take, but I feel like I'm entitled to it. Okay, even if it's irrational, every single parent is always like, oh my God, like be sure to put on a hazmat suit because I have a baby, I have a baby. Guess who always gets sick?

Not the baby, it's the adult every single time, okay? I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it. How about next time we put a mask on the baby? Well, who does the baby get the sickness from? The baby just carries it, the baby just takes it from the- It's a carrier. Ben, children are a future, okay? Listen to Whitney.

I listen, I just can't be sympathetic to babies until all this cold lifts, and then I'll be sympathetic again. But right now, this cold ruined my Thanksgiving weekend. I spent the entire time having to lie down and stuff, gonna play my board games or hang out with friends, we're in from out of town. And so I'm just like, I'm just in a place

where I'm just blaming baby's hardcore today. All right, I'm just not, I'm not pro baby today. Okay, that's okay. Thank you. So we start with a tricky monical of Atlanta who has been going to therapy because the song today is way different because I behave different.

Way different because I behave. way different because I behaved. I don't know what kind of fucking therapy song this is, but nobody needs to hear that music, okay? No. My therapist is great. I don't need that in a song. Yeah. So it'll be an ambient prescription

and like, you know, some pats on the back and some help blaming everybody else for my problem, like babies. Yeah. That's what I need for my therapist. You need to be treated like a baby. So Portia dresses a little hot dog and her new obsession is Bose. She's just putting Bose all over the little hot dog and it's very cute.

Yeah, yeah, that's her thing. So she's doding it on her baby. And then we see Eva driving around with her baby and her daughter and then making fascinating content that, did you poop, who did you poop, who did you poop, you poop,

you poop, you poop, you poop, yeah, well, I mean, I don't know why we're criticizing that baby. We've had this conversation nine thousand times. I know, as like the owner of a Toshii and a Squatty potty, I mean, who am I to be shading Eva? I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, and I was talking about I have two Toshis actually, because my work husband and my boyfriend both got me Toshis last year for my 40th birthday, because they know me so well. They know Ben, let's see, it's a big, it's a landmark birthday for Ben. Let's guess something's that way he shits better. I just know you love talking about poop. Well, I talk about it in, like I feel like an average amount, but I know for you an average amount is just like the excess of a amount.

This is how I combat baby talk, poop talk. But I don't know, for some reason I don't know if I, I enjoy talking about poop, but I don't enjoy, I don't enjoy when like, Eva driving in a car asking her baby if the baby pooped if that's like that does to me this that's not the same that's not the same kind of there's nothing you can relate to with that that's just like I guess if your mom you can relate that I'm not a mom so I'm just I'm

in a place today guys I'm really in a place well it's okay don't worry we'll have plenty more time to talk about baby spooping. Okay, good. So then candy and Riley are shopping for new clothes for Riley because Riley's gonna be doing an internship at a law from a New York and I was like damn Riley really you know Like she is so smart. I'm so proud of Riley for getting an internship. And later we find out that Candy just got it from her entertainment lawyer, which damn it, I should have figured that.

But still good for Riley. Good for Riley. I'm especially at 16 doing an internship at a law firm. Like that is so ahead of schedule. Like although I think my brother interned at a law firm when he was around that age, but I still think that like, I still think that's like very, very ahead schedule, considering she hasn't even hit college yet.

She, I mean, she might not even want to be a lawyer and she's wasting a perfectly good teenage summer in a law firm. Why? Well, because you don't get penises in you from Randas. I mean, at least if you're going to get a penis in you at a law firm in New York, you're probably getting it from some law-affiliated person, a lawyer, a paralegal, you know, someone with a job, it's not like just being a regular summer, I'm fucking losers like the rest of us did when we were teenagers.

Good for you. Well, my brother, my brother, I think he was an intern. He did something. It was, he, it was very similar. My brother's basically Riley and he, he, he, my dad is a lawyer and so he interned at my dad's firm, but he worked for the entertainment lawyer. And so that guy, this is like 1989 or so. And so my brother, like that, it's all coming back to me, which is that that entertainment lawyer represented DJ Jazzy Jeff in the Fresh Prince. And so

my brother got to like have many like, hey, what's up moments with Will Smith And it was like pretty much the coolest thing of all time That is pretty cool and he's brought up a lot in this week's married medicine Which we'll be recapping later this week. We'll Smith. He's just all over the place this week on Will Smith. He's even under lips and I don't think you've watched married to medicine yet I haven't I haven't but um, you know The truth is this and I don't think you've watched Mary to medicine yet. I haven't. I haven't. But, um, you know, the truth is this, parents just don't understand, which is what this episode could be called, right? Am I right?

Everyone? I have Mara Smith, like, have gray hair now. How's that even possible? Just yesterday, parents just don't understand. Okay. That is like a Rmonist, singer, song. Pretty much if you look at the entire DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince,

the DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, like, discography, those are all songs that Ramona could have written. Whoa, parents just don't understand, okay? It's a nightmare on my street. You know, parents are the same. And the matter at the time or place, okay? They don't understand that us kids gonna make some mistakes.

So you, all the kids across the land, there's no need to argue. Parents just don't understand, okay? Summer, summer, summer time. I'm trying to sit back and rewind, okay? I remember one year, my mom took me school shopping. It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pot, my little sister. We all hopped in the car. We had a downtown gallery mall, and my mom started bugging with the clothes she chose,

and I didn't see nothing at first. I just turned up and noticed, and she said, what's wrong? It's shut costs twenty dollars. I said, mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar and the next half hour was the same old thing. My mother bought me clothes from 1963. I mean it was 1963 but still. Well, now this is the story about all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air, okay? Wow. Okay. Do we have a lot of recaps to do today? We have a lot of we have a really exploring this, exploring this theory about Ramona's singer really being the second coming of DJ Jazz Jeff and the Fresh Prince. But it is hilarious that the lyrics are, I remember what year?

They're really, I'm looking at the lyrics of, like the full lyrics of Fresh Prince, like the Fresh Prince, like the theme song, and it really is Ramona. Well, the clean band did landed when I came out, it was dude, who looked like a cop standing there with my name out. I ain't trying to get arrested yet. I just got here, okay, and I sprang with the quickness, like lighting and desert pierced, okay?

Okay. Okay. Ugh. Hmm. But wait. Anyway, I hear the Chrissy, which wall of that? Is this the type of place that they just sent this cool cat? I don't think so.

See when I get there. I hope they're prepared for the Prince Bell in. That's it! That's it! That's it! I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had Joyce in the mirror. And if anything I could say that this camp was rare,

but I thought, nah, forget it. Yo Holmes, it's a bell air, okay? Oh, good. So I'm not sick anymore, by the way, which no one cares, but I'm still, I still have trailer park, well, I guess I always have trailer park life, but today my laugh has some extra.

Oh, as I laugh, you know what your voice has that like second Yoda in the back. I guess I always have trailer for a class, but today my laugh has an extra As I laugh, you know what your voice has that like second Yoda in the back It's like Lisa Vanderpump like picking up a napkin off the floor Okay, so Cynthia's being sexy on the bed and her room is a damn mess with racks everywhere full of dresses She got for free from somebody. Yeah, seriously. She is doing she's like she's calling up Porsche and is like hey, I'm doing the Second I'm doing the annual Bailey queue. I'm like annual you only started last year. She's acting as a Hello tradition. It's not a Toyota pond. Okay. It's just started. Although it is red. So this year's theme is where red or get red. Yes.

Last year, some people got grilled child and some people got grilled. Some people grilled and some people got grilled. Kai? Sorry. It's a promoter just comes into pulling. Shall we add it? Kai? Sorry. It's a reminder just comes into pulling so we had a Kai.

Slash here. Some people showed up and some people were showed up. Yeah. Yeah. So she's talking to Porsche on the phone to invite her and she's like, now listen, you cannot bring your baby to this party, okay? Like I know you're a new mother, we get it.

But please, whatever you do, don't wear a skin tight, a skin tight silk dress with your poop pushed up here, your chin with your baby, okay? Please, only do two out of three of what I just said. And poor, she's like, I don't have a nanny. It's your mother busy, because she's been in every other scene.

Yeah, what exactly is your mother doing? Your mom can do this. Okay, this is your paycheck. Okay. So, uh, and Porsche is like, well, we know that Eva's not going to bring her kid because she's still trying to get to know you, which was a funny, funny shade, funny or when she said it, then when I said it in a very monotone way. By the way, sorry to all the grandmas out there taking care of their kids who just got

like, his stomachs just clashed when we were saying that. I'm just saying like, how come Porsche's mother can babysit her every other second of the day, unless it's in Kavini's seeing someone else, you know? Yeah. I don't know why I mad at her, but Bailey, you know, this to Bailey. I'm mad, you know why? Because the whole nanny storyline has been done to death on Bravo. And I know this is her life. And you you know, it's not sometimes it's not about a storyline But at the same time like oh god if I have to see another thing about oh my god What do we do with my what my baby like who's gonna take care of my baby? It's just you know what like Taskrabbit. I don't know

Yeah, taskrab it. I don't know. Yeah, task grab it, your baby out. Yeah. So now we're going to go to the jitterbug performing arts center. Yeah, it's the jitterbug performing arts center, which is where Paddy LePone will be performing next Tuesday. Yeah. Paddy LePone's like, all right, baby. baby so lift your arms up ah don't cry for me swaddle i know that you always had nap time

people of Argentina listen here little hot dog i need your hand to be straight and your leg to be bent. So we're at the jitterbug performing art center where I guess moms are going for exercise class and Porsche shows up with her baby in a turban. You've not lived until you've seen hot dog in a turban that is a Buddhist and baby and it's still bored. It's like, what do we have to do? Okay? You're on Broadway baby. Could you look last bored? It's like, what do we have to do? You're on Broadway, baby. Could you look last, Bord?

I really, this was hilarious because Porsche comes in, all camera ready, et cetera. And she enters this little class where there's like three women who are clearly the regulars. And this is perhaps the highlight of the week is Jitterbug class. And one of the women looks like she's been listening to jewel for like 20 years. Like she like that album came out in 97 and she just never stopped putting it on repeat, you know, and she is like happy. It is time for Jitterbug class. And then Porsche walks in. You could tell she's just like, what's happening? What's happening? Jitterbug class. This camera's here.

What's happening? Finally, there's cameras here and they're not on me. I have tat dance to jewel in my house all week for this. So I just keep writing that baby's face never changes because I keep waiting for this baby's face to change. And also, who called her Dennis in a wig, Marla, right? So rude. I think so. It's so true.

It's so true. It's so true. I was thinking about that. Like, that was my takeaway. I was like, it really is. It's like Dennis and a little turban. It's so true. I was thinking about that. Like, that was my take while. It's like, it really is. It's like Dennis and a little turban. It's like Dennis have Dennis were in soap dish. I'm not the best baby in the world. Give me a little credit.

Really? Credit for drawing the best that I can. I did a bunk class. I've heard that somewhere. Oh, soap dish. So Kenya comes in with, you know, giant shoes and... Yeah, wedges. Yeah.

And the instructor is like, well, we are doing, we're here at the Jitterbug Center for the Performing Arts. We will be dancing. So, if you'd like to remove your shoes and do a barefoot and Kenya is like, no, thanks. I can dance in my shoes. And Poshna is like, really? You got a slay at Jitterbug class? Yeah. Can you just one of those assholes who won't take off

their shoes at the bowling alley? Like they won't wear the bowling alley shoes. I hate it though, sure. Good. And their shoes were always like payless shitty ass shoes anyway, you know? It's like taking shoes, okay? I work here.

Do you think I want to be asking you for your fucking dirty ass shoes? Take off your shoes Some women are like a really They have like a complex about being short and so they will not Take off their shoes. I'm just saying some. I'm not saying all women okay But and I base this off of Kenya and Ashley from princesses like I'll and thank you very much That's those are women. Is that what I learned about women? Yes

Yikes. So then Portia is twerking with her baby and little hot dog gets a hurt neck. So they basically go over so can you can have another excuse to cry for the camera. I just tell someone else how mean her husband is, which he is a dick. I'll give her that. Yeah. What a dick that you chose. So she's over there crying about her husband and she's basically gonna do this in every scene. It's getting on my nerves

I want to see hot dog torque more. Yeah, I want to see hot dog torque. I don't know if I like I feel bad for Kenya that you know Everything has gone downhill for them but at the same time Like there's they give it when you have a story arc It's supposed to arc and not just like be the same, like flat lining beat over and over again. So until something new happens, I'm not ready to hear another,

like have another scene where we hear about how Mark doesn't touch her anymore. Yeah, how your husband's mean. And then can you basically cry? And then she's like, okay, bye, thanks. I was a victim for 10 minutes. Oh no. Yeah, I can go how I go. Yeah. So then we go over to Riley and Canty on their family trip to New York to drop off Riley and her banging

apartment. Yes, of course, and true Yolanda Foster style, Candy got Riley a sweet ass apartment in New York City. Although it makes more sense, like I actually am more, I'm okay with it in this case because Riley is like 16 and living in the city and I understand if she wants to give her daughter like a comfortable space. I thought it was like, I didn't like when Yolanda gave Gigi her own apartment, which went to NYU, because I feel like that's not part of the student experience, you know, like, like, you're a college student, you should be in the dorms, getting to know the other college students, not in some lux apartment, somewhere in the city, you know, being pretty. Yeah, I think it's a lot of bothered me in general way more than Kathy Yeah, I don't know if you long to bother me in general way more than candy.

So I don't know. Yeah, also I like Riley. Oh, yeah, exactly. I feel like Riley. It's funny. It's funny to say this, but I feel like Riley has a lot more upside than Gigi, which is funny because Gigi is like the world's top supermodel. But I still think it's a marathon, not a sprint, okay?

I know that's weird, right? Gigi became this huge supermod because usually people say, ah, you spoil your kids. think it's a marathon, not a sprint, okay? I know that's weird, right? GG became this huge supermod because usually people say, ah, you spoil your kids, they're never going to do anything. And then it worked for GG. I mean, Jesus Christ, give that girl a penthouse in an Alma today and look at her, look at her go. And also the other one.

Yeah, the other one. You know, I take it back, you know, because I just realized I was projecting my issues with Yolanda on to GG. I have no issue with GG. God bless. Yeah, GG was totally nice. Yeah, I'm no issues with GG and you know, I have no issues with the other one. I actually have some issues with the other one. I don't know what they are. I feel like that's the sun everybody and why you know what? I'm realizing my yeah, my my issues are just more projected the along the issues, so never mind.

Yeah, you can't be mad at the kids because of you-alonded. That's like walking to a pet store in a mall and getting mad at the innocent little puppies. Get mad at the puppy mill, not the puppies. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I said it, you-alonded a foster puppy. You did it. You-alonded.

So, yeah, bottle mill. So anyway, so candy-todd. I know, she's an other mill yeah, bottle mill. So, so anyway, so Candy Todd. She's an other the other. So, so Candy Todd, Kayla and Riley are like touring around the department. And Candy, Candy is a good mom. I'm sorry, she's a good mom. You know, she's been sending Riley on summer programs to like Stanford and London, which I think is excellent. I think it's great that, you know, Candy has the means and therefore she is like, I'm going to invest in my daughter's future.

I think that is so great. She's like, basically, she wants her daughter to be like intellectually curious. I think that's fantastic. So I'm like super, super up on Candy. I've always been up on Candy, but like after hearing that, I just was really like, that's, I think that's great. I think it's so great.

Yeah, whatever I'm jealous. So Todd was like, Oh, look at you, 16. You're already driving a Porsche. You have a high rise apartment in the city. Wow. Okay, Todd, you know what? I would get this from someone who like came to this

relationship, not as like a production assistant. How about that? Yeah, quite down. Yeah, so basically Riley wants to be a lawyer, all that stuff. And so Riley is also, Ken is also found someone named Jasmine who's a friend of the family who's gonna be staying with Riley, the sword of the babysitter, like Shaperone,

ask, and Riley of course is now like learning the hard way that some things in life don't come easy like ice. Fuckin' ice. But this is a New York City thing too. Cause you remember on Real Housewives of New York when Bethany got her like $90 zillion apartment. And Tyran is like, and she's like,

she can't get a you're a nice machine. You can't make it. You can't even have to make a real nice. And we're like, what the hell kind of refrigerator doesn't have an ice maker? The kind of New York, what is with you, New Yorkers? You just don't like ice? What the hell?

Well, sometimes you have, it has the ability, but it doesn't have the hookup or something like that. It's like a whole thing. The department that I've been in for the past two years, it has like, it came with a fridge that has like a little ice thing and like a thing you put your cup in the fridge door. And so it's like, you know, it could be ice or it could be water. And the water, it pours so slowly, because it's got like a filter in there. So it's like a little trickle. It takes like about 30 seconds to fill up a cup But I'm so excited by the functionality of it because I've never had that before ever in my life that I don't even use my Britta I'm like I I pour very slow cups of water because I'm so excited about that feature

Yeah, the ice in or the water in the refrigerator door. Yeah, like sometimes like I I don't know if this really has any bearing of the first world cup of water. Yeah, first world cup. I'm like, I want to have like a really good first world cup of water right now for my fridge door. Yeah, and like, why do we trust a fridge door more than we trust a breda, you know?

God knows what that fucking fridge door. It's like gone. No, there's a filter. There's a filter. I got to put a filter in every like two months because I got a thing that pops up that's like filter time. It's like on. Oh, there's a filter. There's a filter. I gotta put a filter in every like two months because I got a thing that pops up that's like filter time. It's like, yeah, lock in. It's like filter stupid.

Change your filter stupid. Yeah, and you have to do a whole thing, you have to push this thing in. You don't know what this refrigerator nor did it made. Not a filter. So Riley, yes, there's like a door man and Riley is also learning that she has to tip door man and she's like, can I go to tipping allowance?

And Kayla, poor Kayla, she really is sort of the run to this family. She's not even miked for the scene. For four people, like Ace is miked practically, but Kayla is't she's like, Good luck you got an allowance. I never got an allowance in my life. And Riley goes, Then where do you get your money from? And Kayla's like, I work every day of my life. And Candy's like, you know that you have to spray down the shower right when you're

dead with it. And Riley's like, Well, the hell, well, I don't have to be this in my life. Candy's like, I'm gonna do the shower. And the Riley's like, I know it's mumble Olympics. She's like, Kayla's like, I wash my room every single day and you guys still won't give me a mic to speak on the show. So then they go up to the roof and I mean, there's like the dumbest girl on the roof sunbathing and just Moving her long hair. Okay, she's face down on the sunbathing chair thing and she's face down on it

She has long hair. So of course it's gonna like put it in a bud. I mean, I don't know why this really but this really bothered me Because her hair is hanging down into the gravel and then she's swinging her hair back and forth over like the gravelly covering of the roof. Like what the hell idiot? Come on. Yeah, it's like, uh, sorry, I know that you've been in the cold all year up at Syracuse, but now that you're down here in the summer with New York City for the summer, you have to like learn how to hold your hair on a rooftop deck, okay? Yeah. Um, that's really all I had to say about this scene. This girl made me so mad that that's all I could think about. I was like, why is she doing that to her hair on the rooftop? What's that girl doing?

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which is someone who just got Thanksgiving at cold time. You know, it's nice to see people using rubber gloves, but not when you take the rubber glove and you put it in your hand to blow it up and you go, I know, you just got your spit everywhere, Greg. Okay. Also, also spit everywhere, Greg. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It's like it's also is this the first time Greg has seen a rubber glove like like like inflating the rubber glove into like a little ham turkey. That's like

as cake, chest and would say that's basic. Yeah. I don um, I couldn't even think of a Kate Chastain thing to say. I think it was just so, I think Kate Chastain in my head was so mortified watching Greg blow up a glove that she can't even say anything. Even my imaginary Kate is stunned. And also why are they putting on these like surgical gloves to put out pre sliced like a Colby cheese things from the supermarket. Okay, just like, you know, it's just. Because you need to probably doesn't tip.

And like Candy says, if you don't tip people, then it's gonna be hard to find people to help you. You know, we're filmed with you because at this point, she just has to rely on Marlo and Yovanna to do her scenes with because no one wants to film with her, which I think is great. That is just sad, but Yovanna, you are lucky. That is a lucky girl.

Well, we knew Yovanna was going to be back because she was like the breakout star from last year. Like, everyone wanted more Yovanna. I mean, last year, man, remember, Shamari, I had almost forgotten about Shamari. Poor Shamari. I hope she's not bitter at home. She's probably, I feel like she's not bitter at home, but she might not better at home. She's probably, I feel like she's not better at home, but she might be drunk at home.

Just puking. So, so Nini is once again being the victim and saying how Cynthia's interviews were so hurtful. As if Nini does not have the sharpest tongue on this cast, it goes to every single media outlet, whatever she can to talk about, whatever. Yeah, and last week, Nini in New York City walked away from Marlow because Marlow, we get a big clip of Marlow trying to get Neenie to apologize to Cynthia.

Do you think you have anything to do with this relationship? Come on, Neenie. Don't you think you have anything to do with this problem? Neenie just finally gets gets up and walks away. And she said, I walked away from her because she was bgering me. Okay. She was badgering me after the year I've been through West and the. It was not a badger. It was just Marlow asking questions like normal people do. Okay. So that's what Neenie does. She's like, you're a bad friend. You're a bad friend for being nice to this person who's hurt me so much. And now both of these girls go out as Neenie's,

you know, army or whatever. Yeah. Well, these girls go out as Nini's, you know, army or whatever. Yeah. Well, Nini is like, she's like, well, you know, Cynthia has a side to her that you guys don't know about. And she doesn't want anyone to know about it. I'm like, what, a side where she like, defends herself. That's like really, that's not a side that's called like, defending yourself, getting self-worth. Yeah, that's not a side. A side would be if Cynthia was just like going around, creating lies and I don't know, shooting heroin. Those are, those are sides. Those are his sides.

A side is generally made of potatoes in my preference sheet. Yeah, speaking of Hestane. So Yovanas comes over and and Dean is going off about Cynthia. And Yovanna's like, well, this is why I struggle to tell you because I know you're going to spiritual advisor, but I'm struggling with this. But I went to the Cynthia Bailey wine cellar and she was going in on you. And Marla goes, do you have receipts? And then Yovanna says, oh, I have receipts. Where are your receipts?

I don't see any receipts. Are you going to whip out a text? Are you going to pull anything out? No, you have no receipts. You have word of mouth. You have what? No, you had this. It looked like she was reaching for something.

It looked like she was reaching for something on her phone, which made me believe that she wrote it down after Cynthia said it. I don't know. I wrote it in my notes on my phone. That is what I was saying. She's like, actually, I do have a receipt. She charged me $48 and I was wondering if anyone can reimburse me because I went there solely

to collect loans for you guys. No, okay, all right, I'll absorb the cost. Yeah, Cynthia must have sent her a bill for those glasses of wine because she is pissed for no reason. Yeah, well, here Cynthia went in on any and this is what she said. She said being friends with NeNe is toxic and a burden. Whoa! Wow! Wow! That was, wow! She really went in, she went in and NeNe is like, so there's Cynthia and there's Sintzent. Okay, and Sintzent is a

hood rat. I'm like, she said you were being friends with you is toxic in your opponent. That's not like representative of some trashy aspect of a personality to say that. She is expressing how she felt about your friendship. And from what we can tell here at home, it looks like she was absolutely right. Yeah, it's like a Diet Coke getting mad at you

for saying it has aspartane in it. Yeah, it's like a diet coat getting mad at you for saying it has as per tape in it. Like some arguing with me, stupid can. So then Marla's like, well, we'll see what happens at the Bayley queue. Are you going to go? So we've gotten these army marching off to the annual Toyota Thon Bayley queue. So then we go to Portia, who comes into our house, like a baby birch, because maa, maa, maa. And then her mother comes down like she's dressed for the Oscars. She's

like, hello Portia, I was just casually babysitting your baby. Like that mom is always dressed to the minds and ready to rumble. Yeaha! Yeah, actually, Miss Diane looked amazing. I actually thought she was, I was like, this woman is gorgeous. She is a gorgeous woman and I love her hair all up. And it's sort of like, you know, it's natural, it's like just white, it's like a shock of white hair. She looks like, is it storm from the X-Men? I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, I'm very, for Miss Diane.

Ma! Ma! And then Miss Diane comes down and opens her mouth and there's a bunch of chewed food and Porsche has her after work snack. Ha, ha, ha. So she's like, well, little baby hot dog is still asleep and you need to get a nanny because I have things to do basically. But I'll still take care of your baby.

Don't worry. And so Porsche gets to take an app. And you know, that is a mother who's spoiling the kid too much because Porsche's like, why would I get an ant? You've been here every day. Yeah, exactly. What else is, honestly, what else is Diane doing? As you said earlier, what else is she doing?

She's like a business. Hello, Porsche just told us. She running what business is that I don't know no idea well what well why doesn't Diane just I mean I guess they talk about nanny's but Diane should be like listen I raised you two snots okay get a nanny so okay well be all right she does say she wants to be a part of the process because Porsche is too busy and she just needs to pick somebody and Porsche is like excuse you but I'm not going to have my baby. I'll scratch step again. Oh, did you say that? She got I don't remember. I heard the word

nanny and I just stopped listening, honestly. I don't know what they talked about. Yeah. So her baby got a scratch from the last Annie. And so, um, Porsche is not going to just trust anybody. So then it's the thing. Porsche needs to get pregnant again, because from what I hear from parents, right, is that, and it's even in a commercial now for like huggies or for some diaper that's basically the first baby the parents like put on a pistol like no one touched my baby, you know, and the second baby, you're like, ah, whatever you like, leave it a year's dovetop, you know, next to like a boiling thing. So she just needs to fast forward to that phase of her life so she can just start moving forward.

Yeah, the second baby, you're like a scratch, that's it. It didn't break its arm. Okay, come back tomorrow. Here's, you know, here's the schedule for the week. So now it's the day of Cynthia's Bay Lequeux. And while the producers were really mean to Eva, they put like a camera in her fridge, and they shot her from this crazy low angle that was like her stomach, her pre-priced stomach, like first and foremost, like right there, and then like under chin. I was like, listen, I mean, this is, this is just

rude at this point. Really, I thought it was very nice to Eve. I mean, they put a camera in the biggest room in her house. I was like, that's, that's sweet. So there the music's like to the flow, flow, flow, to the flow, flow, flow, I went to the flow, to the flow. And it's like, uh, Eve's like Eva taking out groceries. I know Pretty good. Yeah guys. So then we see Neenie checking her mail in a power suit PJ And she's like, yeah, she's wearing like Stephanie Holman's wig her new Stephanie Holman's new wig that she's been sporting on Dallas Neenie is wearing it now. Yeah, it's a very odd Checking the mail outfit, but glad Neenie's contributing You've contributed a cheese plate and a mail check to this episode. Thanks for stopping by for $20 million that you're going to get this year.

Thanks for supporting the USPS. They need your, they need, they need the, the advertising. Yeah, especially since they only get their mail right, like 30% of the year. What is it? Yeah, they, they lose like 30% of their, they lose 30% of the mail apparently. According to the law, you're in lock and, their 30% of the mail apparently. According to the hand lock and you lock a mail stance. So then can you just pretending that she knows how to cook and she's kind of a lobster tail? Yeah, she's like, she's like, um, I thought I bring lobster, even though some people might be more familiar with crabs. At least they're getting some.

So then Porsche is talking to Lauren on the phone and they did Lauren the favor of not putting Porsche's assistant Lauren on the bottom of the iron. That was nice. Yeah. So basically she's telling her sister that she's taking the baby. It's great. Yeah. Yeah.

Great. That's what I love. I'm not even going to go. I'm not even going to do it. I'm not going to go into it But um candy uh she arrives she goes to Kenya's first Kenya's house first to pick her up to go to this bailiq So she shows up as like girl I don't even know why she said girl that might be just how she enters the house. I just wrote down Kenya says girl

So Kenya's telling her that she has this shady gift for somebody? Because Eva told Portia that she was afraid to bring your kids around me. And then she brought me a doll. And now I'm going to give it back to somebody else. Yeah. I was excited for it. I was excited for it. I was like, Oh, I love how messy this is getting. Yeah, she's so lame. She's like going after the little fish, you know. Yeah, you know, some fish. At least someone's going after a fish. That's true.

Okay. I'm all for fishing. So then Eva brings a guy over. So let's go to the BBQ. So she's bringing a guy over. And Eva's wearing this pair of shorts. Okay, you know how when I wear shorts, I have big thighs, so my shorts, it's like my thighs are eating my shorts and then my shorts go up in the middle and it looks like an upward

V. Her thighs are doing the opposite. And so she just has like a big white tail coming from between her legs and I don't know, but come on, Eva, make an effort. We started this with the fridge cam and now this is how you're following it up. So what you're saying is that her thighs are rejecting the cloth. Yes, well it's maybe I'm projecting my own jealousy on the eve of that. You guys spirituality and energy. That's what this episode is about. Yeah.

So there's a little bit of a drama because, of course, Cynthia told everyone no babies allowed because since everyone has about 10 babies at this point, she didn't want her to, this to be a baby party, right? And understandably so, because then it's like, they can't really do the show the way they're supposed to do the show, because then it's like a lot of doting, a lot of distractions, et cetera.

But then of course, Porsche had to bring PJ, because you couldn't find anyone to take care of PJ, and Cynthia already told Kenya Kenya she couldn't bring Brooklyn So now Kenya's mad at Cynthia because then Cynthia calls back Kenya would be like you know how you can bring Brooklyn and now Kenya's like it's okay. I got it worked out already. Thank you. Bye. Yeah, she's all mad So then if I is just spouting a lot of, you know, nonsense it can, yeah. She's like, well, welcome to Motherhood, late in life over the hill. This is what happens, old person. That's it, senior. There you go, baby, with the baby, old lady with the baby.

So jeez. Yeah. Well, she was like, I mean, well, it's funny because last time I heard everybody had something to say about where I do and don't bring my babies, meaning that like they don't seem to wanna also have it come their way. So then, one of the most exciting members of the extended cast arrives. Mal. Hi, I'm Mal. Hi, it's me, Mal.

I'm from the same voice family. It's Kayla and Robyn. And I'm gonna get angry. I'm gonna get angry. I turned to Kristen seriously, seriously. So I'm gonna want to hold you accountable. I turn into Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy. So then Tonya arrives and she's like, Happy Belly, cute. Happy Belly, cute. Tonya, my note for Tony was for tawny with tanya enters his tanya she really entered like this she's been waiting 364 days for this moment oh i can't wait for the next year's bailiq we're gonna make it an annual tradition yes

oh tanya so um kenya is reminding us why she's mad at Eva because, you know, Kenya got a bone. Kenya's got a bone. So she's like, at this point, I only know Eva to be a shady person. If someone tells him to other person, they don't want their kids around me as a mother. That's a serious blow. Okay. Can you just going to say that for everything she's mad at now? As a mother.

As a mother, I resent that you are out of cold brew Starbucks as a mother. She's like, I'm not the guy in a creepy van with no windows as a mother. I'm like, no, but you're the creepy lady who lives in the ditch. Okay, this is not much better. We are the annoying mother who's saying, as a mother, as a mother, as a mother, then Yovanna shows up. She looks like she's in a girl group. Okay. She's wearing like this red like suit, you know, like blaze her in pants, but then she's wearing a crop top also. Like I was expecting her to like bust out into like a dance move and start seeing like a

song, you know, I was expecting her boobs to write a complaint letter saying out you're hurting me in every outfit that you wear. She strapped her boobs down so hard they just look like they hurt. Leave your boobs alone. Let your boobs live. Let them live you, Ivana. You're that bitch. Let them be that breasts. So Cynthia is greeting her a Yovon outside and she's basically like, you know what? Look, I invited Yovon because it's my job, but also, you know, despite Neenie and not

to spite her, but I invited her to spite her. And she's like, she's been super cool to me. I'm very supportive of my wine, Sallie. The wine seller, which like I like, I like that Cynthia has some sort of like subterranean space that's like full of like mold and dust at this point that's gonna pass us her like entrepreneurial endeavor like the super wine cellar. It's really just now working there. It's like, well, it's just a hole in the ground.

It's like those whole on the ground. It's like those tunnels in Vietnam. It's just a place to keep mal. So then we get a clip of Yovanna saying she has receipts, but never producing receipts. So here we go. So all the ladies come together and then bang boom bang Let's start fighting everybody Yeah, let's start fighting You started off running cuz I don't know where you are

I lost my name on here because I was like I was already I was like oh my god. I was typing so fast and I was like what am I even typing right now? So you're just oh go ahead. I got myself Basically, Yovanna is she started saying that, you know, that Nini is mad that Cynthia showed more loyalty to Kenya than to Nini in that whole stupid situation last year with that party, whatever that that like random Seagrams party where Kenya for like one second had like a peach drink. So, you know, so they're like, no, no, I didn't have more loyalty and it's like, you know, I'm like,, no, no, I didn't have more loyalty and like, you know, like, what are we? Are we children? We're adults. A-da-da-da-da. And Yovanna's like, listen,

we, I, like, listen, you know, we all get it. Like, when you're pissed off at your BFF, you talk shit and then all the people are like, never, I never talked shit about my BFF when I'm mad at them. I'm like, you all do. That's why you've been here for like 12 seasons. And she's like, well, but you gave all those interviews. And it's the same. It's like, when we went to dinner and you talked about Nini. And she's like, um, I didn't talk about her. I told you how I bowed. And if you want to go back to her and tell her, you can't tell her because I did not give you some tea. And so don't act like I found you want to wear a rock, because that's not the case. you some tea and so don't act like I found you order a rock because that's not the case. Yeah. Which by the way also, if when Yovanna says, listen, we all talk shit about our

friends when we're mad, like why does that, like why is that applied to Cynthia where Cynthia has to be understanding yet it doesn't apply for Neenie where Neenie has to be understanding. Oh yeah. Unless she was saying, maybe she wasn't saying it that way, maybe she was saying that you guys have to get together because like you guys are both mad at each other when like you're just venting Because you care about each other. Maybe that's what I know Cynthia was saying You know, we saw it was awkward because they saw each other on the pride flow and it's still awkward And he just said yeah because we had just seen that interview

Where Neenie was saying that Cynthia's weak and all that stuff and so so then Yavanna's like, well, you gave all those interviews, you know, and when we went to dinner, you were talking about Mimi. So it's not like you're so innocent. And that's the sense is like, nah. So then Portia rise in like a crazy, crazy gown with her baby. And people taking care of the baby, right? There was some of their hair right? Lauren. It's like Lauren And I'm Lauren and somebody else too, I think and so they bring in like a whole pack and play Yeah, so this is a whole thing. Yeah, so they come in and then porches it's down and then seems like a tray of hot dogs because oh

I know you did not not today not today I thought I didn't even want hot dogs here today. It's better not be hot dog factory Yeah, so then Kenya goes back to her stupid jet since car For the gift which apparently she's learned how to work the the door now So then everybody's just saying hi to Porsche being nice and can you bring in the gift? Because oh my god, it's. Let me see. And she reads the card. I hope the energy of this gift makes your daughter smile. And Kenya says, well, she had another home first and part of us. She lived with.

And so can you three times? Who's she live with? So can you Kenya explains what the origin story. And of course she's like, you're gonna put my baby in the shade. She doesn't need any more shade. She's already a shady baby. So, she's like, you gotta fix this, Kenya. You are gonna fix it. We're about to fix it right now.

So, she marches outside. And she's like, she regifted this to me, Eva. And so, everybody starts getting on Kenya and Ken he's like well She question my energy and any and and and yeah, I mean you have this no one question your energy if you were just missing the K Okay, what if Kenya just did do that? She's like I'm in that what if I was just there I was like come in. What if Eddie was just there? Eddie was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, can you even find a way to fight with fucking India? Well, she put up her hand up and be like, sell away, sell away, sell away. Uh-huh.

Sell away, sell away, sell away. Oh, she would, I would win every argument because you just make that noise that like to put it there would just be so compounded they just believe. I love that song now stuck in my head. What an orchestra. Oh, I have any of this greatest hits. Well, that's it. It's one song. Sing away, sing away, sing away.

He also has Book of Days, which was featured on the Far and Away soundtrack. He goes, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, Book of Days. Ah. And then she also has that song that's like like like if we were just sound like me like going to check the mail like so far

She also has sweet she has that song that was like really popular after 9-11 that was like That was like, how that song go again. It was like a hit on the radio because it was like, I don't remember how it went. It was like something about trees. And he has bigger sets. I'm looking it up. That's ornog of the only time. Well, this she has the lower the ring song.

time. Only time. Well, there's just that lower the ring song. Maybe they're best y'all the same. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Kenya is trying to fight with Eva, but Eva's like, what did my what did this baby do? Jesus Christ. And Kenya's like, you question my energy. It's like, Oh God, that is not what I even said. She's like, that's what Porsche said you said. And Eva says, well, she's wrong to you then, because I didn't say anything negative about you. And then we see what she said at the baby party.

And she was just saying, look, I know these group events can get crazy. And I don't want to bring my kid into it. Yeah. And Cynthia is the one who says, yeah, you want to make sure the energy's right. So Cynthia, who said it? Yes.

Cynthia is guilty of a lot of stuff. And I think they really get Cynthia in a good, but I think they make the point to Cynthia later. So anyway, Kenya's like, well, you said the reason you didn't want to bring your kids is you're unclear about my energy and you're making a problem with me and you do not want a problem with me.

Yeah. And then even slide, well, if I got your feelings hurt, oh, I didn't get my feelings hurt because I would have to care about you to get my feelings hurt. Well, you're stomping your feet and having a fit and like taking the effort to regift something. I, it looks like you're putting in the effort, you know?

So even did a good job here. She was just like, appreciate. Also, I have to say the music is amazing. This is like this is like peak desperate housewives Danny Elfman music I've seen it was really really good. I didn't notice. Yeah, it was really is the old school like orchestral housewives fight Terry how Terry Hatcher might have murdered someone, but she's riding a bike through the neighborhood right now it's like so Kenya's like I'm so getting to know you and I'm not clear it's like how much clarity do you need already Jesus and even never stops fanning herself she's also wearing with a big turban and she's just fanning herself. She's also wearing a big turban. And she's just fanning herself,

so you can hear like you're fucking moron. Exactly. And Kenya's then tries to draw up issues with Cynthia and Eva and starts like trying to remind Cynthia, I forget what even what it was, but like whatever Eva said that, since she heard that Cynthia was paying that dude to date her last year.

Yeah. So Cynthia, we moved past to date her last year. Yeah, so Cynthia, as a real-time-ass child, and Kenya is like, why are you interrupting me? I'm talking, I'm talking, and Cynthia's like, you made that point already. You need to stop Cynthia. You need to stop.

She was just trying to find a fight with anyone. And then, you just like, it had nothing to do with pointing at fingers at Kenya because she's talking about this whole thing she's like basically saying, uh, end of story about this whole issue with the baby. You got nothing and nothing to do with pointing fingers at Kenya. I said it for the 15th time, you can receive it, you can leave it. I care not, you can enjoy your noodles.

I'm going to portion this. I didn't see noodles. Meanwhile, there was like prominent noodles on everyone's plate. The proportion just cares about the noodles. They did look good. So, um, Marlo has come in and everyone's like shushing her so the fight can continue and she's like, oh, it'll just sit here and watch. So she's been sitting there and Candy's like, well, anyway, I love your new wig, Marlo.

And she's like, thank you, darling. Yeah. So then Cynthia's like, yeah, I was just saying, Marlo, you know, we had dinner and you're like a beacon of light I mean your past activity except when we talk about Eva Cynthia's trying to pass the baton and This is Cynthia totally doing what they accused her of doing which is like you fight people, you know Right, I won't have to do anything you fight them. You fight them. So Marlow's like, you know what? I'm past energy and I'm just looking at actions now, Han Teddy. Yeah. Even it's like, well,

I was looking at your actions in the past, which were shitty. So there, she's like, well, I'm just saying what you guys are thinking. And she goes, no, you say mean check because you're mean. And she's like, you don't say a lot of things. You want to say because you're phased. Right. And then Marlow then just starts like leading into her, her like favorite favorite thing, which is to say, I just hope you're not living above your means. Sit there with your baby and relax. Don't love above your means.

Don't live above your means. I'm like Marlow, why are you so concerned about even living above her means? Okay. We don't even know where you're going to go. You're looking like an igloo. Yeah. We've seen her, We've seen her house

like seven years ago seven years ago, which she had like evolved with three guns in it before we were like like I was like an obviously rented place like we don't even see where Marlowe lives. We don't even see We don't even see the casket she emerges from every night So she is going loud and saying, you're living above your means and then Eva's going low and saying, well, me and my husband and my child are fine. Okay, because you can have a

baby. You don't have any baby. So you don't know what it's like. You've never been pregnant. So you don't know what that life is. I'm going to go. I have an Annie. And Ken, you're like, well, that's not fair. I haven't any to relieve to. We all have kids. It's like, God, Kenya. Can you. I haven't any to relieve to we all have kids. It's like God, Kenya. Can you say why does she get to leave work early? Yeah, I'm trying to make a fight with someone who is like slaying me.

And I have to stay here. Exactly. Marlowe is still like calling after Eva. You're still a liar though. You're still a fraud. Stop living above your means, darling. Stop living above your means, darling. Yeah.

Marlowe, I think you need to get like a more cutting line. I feel like saying stop living above your means. It just doesn't have like the real, the impact that she wants it to have. This is America. We're all living above our means. It's called credit and keeping the economy going. Yeah. Probably two years.

Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. And we're in a bright light. So whatever. So then they started talking about Cynthia and her friends and Candy is like, because Candy is doing a lot of her laugh or she goes, so she's, she's basically saying that Cynthia has a lot of aggressive friends and they say a lot of like aggressive things and Cynthia lets them get away with it. And Mal is like, yeah, like Kenya, like she talks to you in a negative way.

And Kenya is like, um, listen, uh, snuffle up again. Um, I am not at all. I am not negative at all. She was saying I couldn't bring my baby because I, and as a mother, I was offended, but she's very strong and opinionated. So it's not me being the aggressive one, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. So then Marla jumps in and she keeps on Cynthia about how she's just she acts like she's

got this passive personality, but she has another side to her. You know, she's just basically repeating everything. Meanie told her to and she's like, and you have to admit, you do get close to strong peep strong personalities like me knee like Ken. everything Neenie told her to. And she's like, and you have to admit, you do get close to strong personality. It's like Neenie, like Kenya, and Ken, he's like, yeah, you do have friends that are more aggressive. So they say things that you might not want to say, which I think is a perfect way to nail it.

And Cynthia totally does do that. She's totally guilty of it. But so what? Good for her. You know, a guy in your hamster, she'd win big brother Yeah, it's like okay, so maybe she gets she's with people who will say the things that she says she doesn't have to That means she figured it out Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's called welcome to PNG, okay

So Kenya's like well You should have had that conversation on the phone. This one, I don't know what that meant, but she said this one would just tell me I can bring my baby. I was like, oh, Jesus. Shut up already. You are struggling so hard. Meanwhile, the new cast, remember, is like, yes, she just left, but she just seems so

unbothered. She found herself she ate and she was like, let this hack do whatever the fuck she wants. I'm not going to be part of this. Yeah. So then they all go inside and there's like, basically, Portia's baby has taken over the living room and he's like, um, can you get out of here? Thanks. So then it's, uh, they're going to do like a game time, time, because as we all know, this is one of the hallowed traditions of this one year traditional event. And so this time they're gonna be awarding medals to everyone. So the first medal is for best twerker,

which leads to Shamiya and Porcia sort of like dueling it out, and then Cynthia trying to twerk, and then they're basically like, she looks like she's getting electrocuted. Yeah, so yeah, Kenya, it's like, it looks like she's just, you know, on an electric chair. Yeah. And then, um, then we get to Shadier award, Shomeya wins that award. So then the next award is the Shadiest. Who's the Shadiest? And, uh, can you say? Yeah. Go ahead. No, Kenya is like, Yeah, can't you say yeah, good. No, can he was like, ah, even one that last year and Marlow goes, no, even one living above her means living above her means God or again, living above her means. So Cynthia's like, okay, Marlow's obviously going to win this right. So they give it to Marlow.

And then the next award is best read and everyone votes for Eva for how she took care of Marla last year. And it's between Eva and Kenya. And Kenya's like, she's no match for me. And Cynthia immediately goes over and just gives you a word to Kenya. Yeah. Cheating. Cheating. Well, they said because Eva wasn't there, it has to go to Kenya.

And then Thereseus person, someone who tries the hardest does the most. And then someone just yells out, Tonya, which I'm assuming was Yovanna, who was Marlo. I wrote down Marlo, but I don't know. Porta, you leave Tonya alone. She has a Habatchi girl and she will use it. That is literally the Thereseus. So they can get a Habatchi drill in your basements. That. And she's so thirsty. But she stood up to Neenie and she actually went against Neenie for no reason. Oh, no, Neenie went for her. Never mind.

After that. Actually, Tonya probably is like quite literally the thirstiest because you know how much sodium is in that Hibachi food. That's like a lot. She's probably like really needing a glass of water at all times. I think Tonya should have went for most employed because Tony is like the only one of them, like with a real runs. Yeah, she like runs a tech company or something except can't, except can be. Yeah. So then, um, oh, God, the Alexa just turned on. What does she want?

What did I just say that would turn her on? She's like, the red and green light like, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. This is probably Tania. It's probably Tania's company. Well, imagine, like, it was like, all right, this is Tania speaking to you through your Alexa. I just want to say that we're all employed. We're all happy. Great.

Thanks for having me on your show. Hey, Tania, would you turn on the lights? Oh, which one upstairs? Downstairs? We can do the ball. We can have a whole thing. We have a while to try out different looks. we can do the ball we can have a whole thing we have a while try out different looks we can do it all She's like a very aggressive a digital assistant

By the way, can you tell him back in Texas? I sound like I'm on a boat like Here you hear that oh Yeah, I do hear that now. I didn't hear it the entire time I'm wondering if I'm making people crazy if I am. I couldn't hear it. And I'll get a new chair. Okay. I like this one. It's from an antique store. Okay. So anyway, antique chairs make the best podcasting chairs. Yeah. So for us, it's like, the third-seventh is right next to me. And she just puts the award on Yovanna and mouth like yes Bravo so then

So then the next one is for most insecure which is supposed to like Inspire a lot of catty-ness like you're insecure you're an insecure bitch But Marlow kind of hijacks it and tries to make it empowering. She's like I have insecurities And I think so do you all I have big feet and my edges are really thin and then everyone starts like sharing and she's like, I have insecurities, and I think so do you all. I have big feet, and my edges are really thin. And then everyone starts like sharing, and she's like, well, I had a C section that left me with a scar, and I'm like really insecure about that. And Ken just like, I see, no, really.

I have dark circles, and then Ken just like, I guess my insecurity is never finding the love that is unconditional, because my mother abandoned me, and I've got a husband who doesn't want to touch me and Flowers wilt when I walk by them. I guess that's my insecurity And then sad music and porcise like why do you feel like that? Why do you feel like that now and where are the noodles? And porcise tells us it's heartbreaking because she mentioned to me in private that they're not having sex or she's mentioned it to everybody Yeah, yeah

So Marlowe's like ooh, I'm gonna I'm gonna take advantage of this to like rebrand myself And she's like I want you all to know that you're beautiful and you're everything and even if you don't like me And even if you have door-math that are too small for your doors, you're all beautiful. And candy goes, why do I feel like I'm in the... Oh, but no. You are smart, you are kind, you are so important. And then they all start to laugh and that's where the episode ends. Oh man, yeah, that was a pretty fun episode.

Yeah, the first half was a little trying, but then once they all got together, it was like I was laughing out loud. And, you know, actually, I have to say a lot of the things that Eva said really made me laugh out loud. So that made me happy. Yeah, I think Eva's doing a really good job. Yeah, she's really all-arbit. Man, the older ones need to like get with it.

I hate seeing older ones because they're not age-shaming. I just mean the ones who have been around forever. Kenya, Mimi, Marlo. Come on, just like... not Marlo. I think I read a script. Marlo did try something new by doing the Mean Girls ending for this. I think my only issues with Neenie. I think everyone else is doing exactly what they should be doing. Well there you go everybody. Um, have a great day. Yeah. Yeah.

Sorry I just murped into the mic everyone. Gross. I had a teabur. I had a green teabur. Gross. Well at least it was anti-oxidant burnt. Yeah everybody we sure love you. We will talk to you later.

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