Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Righteous, Gemstones

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

Marlo's trip to the mountains goes haywire on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta, but even though it was cut short, at least we got more FATUM!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to WaterCrapins! A podcast about all that crap on Brava that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one and only Rhonda Kerram. Hey, Rhonda, how's it going? Well, hello, you little bit Neemie tunes. How you doing? Jeff, good to get in good. I did have a good

weekend. I was like, you're not going to play video games. All you can do is read or learn piano. So I had a really weird weekend of basically sleeping, let's face it. I played my piano lessons like 10 minutes and then tried reading a book that was really lame and then slept a lot. So I'm an alluding movement. That's great.

You know, I've been puddling around a little bit more, I've been doing some cooking. It's been great. I feel like I'm almost back to life. I'm almost back to normal. Almost, I mean, I'm essentially normal now, but I still have every no in that. I have nowhere like a monkey cough to sense,

and I'm like, but you know, life is good. Well, good. I'm glad that you're much better from the vid and everything's going well. Now we can all worry about monkeypox. Just gather together and rub our peepies together and just hope we don't get it. I'm not touching anyone anytime soon.

That's for sure. Yeah, it's my starting off with some positivity. Monkeypox, yay, welcome. But yeah, it was fun. I'm really glad to be back home at Watchwood Crappens. Yeah, so today we're recapping Real Housewives of Atlanta. Tonight, though, we have on Spotify Live, we have Take a seat. And we're going to be, it's our live show that we do every single week. It's on at 10 o'clock on the East Coast, 7 o'clock on the west coast and we just talk bravo for an hour

We'll talk you guys talk you guys can ask us questions. We'll ask you guys questions all that fun stuff. It's really fun to do If you miss it like no sweat it is stay it is saved On Spotify, but it's always great if you are there because there's just always you know It's fun to like be part of the whole chat and the chatter. And it's just really cool. So come join us. It's free Spotify live. It's the Spotify live app. You can also listen just on Spotify. So it's really easy. And that's our big thing for tonight. Yeah. Live is important because the best part of that show is the discussion room. Where are you guys talk? Yeah. We read it through trying to keep up, we can't keep up with it throughout the show.

Obviously, the whole thing because it goes by so fast, but God, it's funny. So that's one thing you're missing live. So go check it out. Thanks for everybody who joins. We're super excited to do it. And today is a very big day because today, Marlo tries to take over Atlanta and be the diva in charge. Yeah. And boss everybody around and say who can do this and who can't do this. She tries to pull an iny. Marlo, ma'am, no, sorry, fail. huge, huge

fail, but it was very, very funny to watch. It was a hilarious episode. It was just such a silly fight that went on forever in this driveway. And basically the women are all up in Blue Ridge, Georgia. And they're still there. And they're right now we're seeing them. They're driving back from the restaurant that they were just at. And they've got like a nice little tower of take home boxes, which I think is so great. I love the cabin that they're just at and they've got like a nice little tower of take home boxes, which I think is so great I love that they're but the cabin that they're staying at is stocked with food like they come back

There's like trays out. There's all these platters and they're still like oh, we're taking this food home You know like that was such a relatable thing that little stack of to-go boxes I like that they would they should you know as they're driving they show a shot out the van window and it was of a rig It was of a big rig my wow they're on a big rig now. You never know where this show is I would love that Well guys, we're gonna come home. It's gonna be a great day. We're gonna have a cater dinner We're gonna play some games. We're gonna make some s'mores. This is S'mores is this I didn't even hear her say that,

that's hilarious. So they get back to the house and we sort of see, it's like producer cam, it's like cell phone footage of, you know, Shere is like, we gotta keep the doors closed, we might get bears. And Candy's like, you're lying. She's like, no, they're bears out there. I'm just imagining like the,

what, what, what like, gay bears are out there, just wanted to come in and get like selfies with the real housewives of Atlanta. It's us. It's just us by the trash cans like girl, Marlow's gonna try it. Watch. Yeah. Exactly. So Marlow gives a PSA announcement at 1115.

She's like, this is a PSA announcement at 1115. She's like, this is a PSA announcement. If Kenya doesn't come tonight or by tomorrow morning by breakfast, yes, I change rules. I don't want her here because that's not cool. Smoothness is. Yeah. So now it's the morning. And it's the, it's the typical morning on a housewives trip stuff that we're seeing people face timing their kids, people, you know, face timing their husbands, et cetera, et cetera. Ralph is getting credit for doing very basic things. Basic, like, Drew's like, oh my God, I saw that video

of you doing the kids hair, Ralph, I'm so proud of you. Yeah, because Ralph, there's like a video of you doing the kids hair Ralph. I'm so proud of you Yeah, cuz Ralph there's like a video of Ralph being like whoa my kid the hair is done. They're ready good at school I did that as I could congratulations you combed your child's hair and put like a little twisty tie in there So you're supposed to be doing So Drew is just hoping that Fatumem is incoming, which, you know, of course, I'm hoping that Fatoum bust down the door any moment now. I love Fatoum. I love Fatoum too, because she's like an old character in like a 1920s movie. You know, you want to be something bring it again. You want to

be something. Yeah, I feel like she works on a doc, you know, like, yeah, I know what happened. Yeah, the night I'm not going to tell you what's to you. Okay, $50 all the time. I see him. He went over there. Yeah, another weekend she has like a sequined headband that she wears around her forehead. You know, it's like a glitter flapper dress.

That's how I see her with a cigarette on a big lung cigarette holder. Yeah. You want to keep selling me, bringing one there. a cigarette on a big long cigarette holder. Yeah. She sells cigarettes out of a little like a tray around her waist at nightclubs. Yeah, you want some sickies? Come on, it's 35 cents a sig. Peamhouse popcorn crack a jet's bitch. She's basically an all purpose vendor.

Just anywhere, baseball game nightclub doc wherever you need a vendor, she's there. So Drew is like, I just don't know why they would put me at the mercy of someone who's only giving me drama. Oh, be quiet. So then Kenya is running down the hill to be on time. So she doesn't get kicked out of the day. And she makes it into the house. And that's really all I had to say.

I don't know why I had to keep speaking like I had in actual sense. I didn't. Well, no, because she goes in the house and she's, you know, Kenya's doing the Kenya thing where she is now being super friendly. So I was like, oh my God, Kenya's like, hi. And she wants them to beg for her to stay.

And, but like, she's just playing her thing, her gaming, right? So, everyone's hugging her. And Kayne goes into Drew's room first, which is surprising. And then she's like checking out Drew's boobs. And, you know, they're just like, it's like a lot of like, she's so rude. She's like, let me see your boobs.

Let me see him. So she's like, oh my god Okay, and so she looks down our shirt. Oh, yeah, there's a scar. Yeah, you have that like mine. Yeah, like that line going down That could just lift right? You're pretty messy. It's like wow Way to just violate drill. I mean, I don't love Drew But it's not like she's putting her boobs out there to be called scarred. Like, what the hell? Who does that? Yeah. So then Marlo, uh, Marlo comes over and tries to hug Kenya, but Kenya won't hug her. Because Kenya is like, I just don't play those phony games.

So no, I won't go in for your fake hug when you're when you see that I'm here an early. Like, Kenya, you are like the queen of the fake game. Let's be honest, right? This entire scene is the fake game. Let's be honest, right? This entire scene is the fake game. Right, it said look what a good person I am just to show what a shitty person Marlo is. So she's, you know, dancing around and twirling around trying way too hard. And Marlo's like, can you it's not going to kill my vibe? We're going gem mining. We're going gem mining. I think this is like the worst activity that's been on a Bravo roster since, since Kristen What's her face took everyone GP geo caching in Montana.

Well, that was amazing. What are you talking about? Well, no, meaning like on paper, worst on paper. I mean, the geocaching was whole areas. I mean, the geocaching was the birth of like, Jojen Possens. Yeah, I was gonna say, especially for us. So this one, I pictured like a mine,

where they go down to the mine, and they have like some pickaxes, and they're clink, clink, clink. Oh, I thought something was shiny. Not just sifting sand in a bucket. Yeah. or found something in shiny, not just sifting sand in a bucket. Yeah. Like, like, did anyone else have this idea

that maybe that guy just like bought sand and got some cheap ass rocks and put them in the sand and put them in each bucket? Like, like, we don't believe those are like, naturally discovered gems. No, it's like a kitty place. No, it's a kitty place where they put a bunch of gems. I think that you can skip the line

and just buy a bag of them if I remember correctly. They're just all the cheap little barbell gems that they throw in the dirt. And kids are like, wow! And then you go home, you know? So anyway, any way. Penny and the machine and it comes out as an oval and as a kid, you're like,

that was the coolest thing ever. And like as an adult, you're like, well, no, I'm at one cent poorer. Everyone's so excited to hear about the scene. I know, I know. We're going to get to Gemmine. Guys, it was a gemmine of happening. By the way, in time, episode, but by the way, if you want to, if you want to solve inflation, have everyone go to one of those penny things that you have less money in the population Boom, solved, you're welcome everyone. Price is good down again So Kenya is dancing around really trying and Marla's like well, Kenya when you have time come holler at me in my room

Did you hear me Kenya? Can you did you hear me? I would like to have a discussion. Can you say? I didn't hear you. So Marlos approaching this all wrong too. Like are you really expecting Kenya of all people to come gravel to you? This is a cast trip on a television show that can just bend the star of for a very long time. You don't get to just come in and act like you have a bathroom key on a very long wooden log, okay? That you have all the power of the bathroom key. You do not get that, okay?

You're a substitute teacher. Yeah, it's not gonna work. I mean, Kenya and Marlo have truly the worst personalities for each other because as the women say later, when Marlo feels like she's being dismissed, she just lashes out and when Kenya and when someone lashes out of Kenya, Kenya just dismisses them. So they're in a vicious cycle

and it's just never going to get better. But Marlow is, and Marlow is, I guess she thinks that she is gonna somehow be able to fix it, even though she's just a super active contributor to it. So, we know it's not gonna get fixed anytime soon. You're so sweet how much thought you put into it. These are two assholes, okay. These are two selfish assholes. And that's all they care

about is themselves. So, how fun. How fun with this guy. How fun everybody else on the trip. So, Sonia goes to Kenya and she's like, so you are staying tonight, right? And she's like, well, I mean, my clothes are always in the car. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, which is kind of a sad statement, but she says that if she can't get a charge

on her car, then she'll stay. Mm-hmm. So she's already kind of like building in the excuses of why she would stay even, you know, it's that way she just seemed like someone who caved into it. But then, so now Marlow's like bitching to her manager, Ty and you know, about Kenya and Ty's saying that like,

she goes, you know, Marlow, you know, I love that you are being the bigger person here because that's who you are. I mean, your hosting a fabulous trip for the weekend, she can be a therapist or she can jump on the train If she doesn't know how to act she can go. I'm like wait, since since when does Marlow the bigger person? I've literally never seen Marlow be the bigger person ever. She literally threw her nephews out. Okay. I don't see how Marlow is the bigger person I

Mean the only time that it matters is like on the teacups ride. I think that's the only time that that holds any weight. And you're like, I'm sorry, you're the bigger person. You're gonna have to not be on the teacups. Okay. You're crossing the teacups to fly off of the rail. Okay. But yeah, she's, I mean, you know,

it's a fight between who's the bigger person between Marlow and Kenya. So yeah. it's a fight between who's the bigger person between Marlo and Kenya, so yeah So Sonya is telling Kenya, you know, come on like when you came in Marlo said she had something for you And then you didn't go to get it, which that wasn't very nice and Kenya's like why would I hurry to get it? I didn't bring my sage with me. I don't know what kind of demons are in those kids I don't bring my sage with me. I don't know what kind. Is it pain of kicking out her nephew's like

as the pain of traumatizing her nephews is that what she is that what she's going through? Well, here's the thing. I mean, not only look that, you know, that whole situation. Okay. But then you go out of town on a luxury vacation. Like, what the hell? Who does that? So yeah, I just very traumatized. That's what it was because she was like, I need this vacation to recharge that way. I can bring the boys back and be a better mom to them, or Monty. So in some ways, she's gonna somehow,

I imagine she's gonna blame Kenya for the indirect trauma that the kids will have to endure because she's not recharged enough the way that she wants to be for her nephews Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, that's what she does pretty much Yeah, pretty good guess So Son is like, you know like she's sensitive and she's like well, but you know She's not just like that with me it's with everybody because she even does it to her own nephews She kicked them out because she had a hard time.

And, yesh. Somi is like, well, yeah, but she didn't think she'd ever have children. So, you know, you have to feel for her because she's taking on something and Kenya's just doing the little fingers. She has to spend the world's time used by alloons. She has, yes. And then Kenya goes into her trauma monologue. Yeah, she's like, you can't give a child back.

I ran away when that happened to me, because she started talking about how her grandma, like she was sent to live with her grandma, and then her grandma couldn't deal with her. So her grandma sent her back to wherever she was and Kenya jumped out of a moving band and rolled out of the van and then hid with her ex-boyfriend for weeks they couldn't find her, etc. There may have been a coyote, a dead coyote, I'm not sure.

But then it's basically, everything that Marlow is doing is ultimately triggering all of Kenya's childhood trauma that she endured. Yeah. So she's like, I'm offended as a mom, which we know is the worst way to be offended, because regular people being offended is one thing. But if you add as a mom to the end of anything,

I will be the other person is fucked in the argument. That offends me. As a mom, I was like, ooh, okay, okay, you win. That's the finishing move, because if I say that offends me as someone who owns an air fryer, people are like, hmm, that'll work. Yeah, the mom. If they don't want to take your return at Ross,

you have to be like, listen, I don't have the receipt, but I just got it here two weeks ago As a mom Yeah, it's actually probably one of the best motivations to have Children is that way you can start saying the as a mom thing because right now I can't really wholeheartedly say that But sure you can. Like, what are they gonna do? Fucking Google you at the customer service line? Just say, as a mom, like, prove me wrong, fuck her.

And they say, well, sir, you'd be a father because you're a man, I'd be like, oh, you don't know. You know, I would. Well, I'm living my neighborhoods. Everybody's like married with kids, you know? And so I'm like the weirdo on the block Just hey is that guy still wearing the same Holy shorts that he wore last week to put his trash out. Has anybody seen him leave?

That's me on the street. So when I talk to people I say so when did y'all move in? Because that's like everybody's tricky way, I guess. And so I say, oh, we've been there about two and a half years now, we love it. And it just keeps them confused because it's like my power. I'm like, oh, you think you're gonna one up me with your family? Well, we love our house as well.

Yeah, Bueller gets, you know, you and Bueller, our own weed together. Yes, and I will pull out the as a mom. What do you mean no lake parking? Well, as a mom, that's very difficult. Okay, sir, you can park right by the lake. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm a mother of dabby.

So, okay, so yeah, so Ken is like, yeah, you know, she doesn't care about me if she can treat her own nephews like that. And she's basically like, listen, fuck Marlo, but I'm still coming on this trip. And if she can pass through me over, just go away, just leave me alone, you know. So, the way I do immediately runs up to Tadalty. Yeah. And I just also want to point out that the reason why we know that Kenya, like, citing her childhood trauma and how it's been triggered, why we know that this, sort of feels a little bullshitty is because she was mad at Marlo before she had found out about the nephews also.

So like you were already like, it's not like, oh, I was down in Marlow, and then I found out what you did, and it offends me so much as a mother that therefore I have a hard time staying in your house. Like you already actually just really didn't like Marlow. So her bringing up that story is more, I think, just a way to be like, here's my story, you know?

Yeah. And have some gravitas behind it. Yes, exactly. Trying to get some sort of like sanctimonious, like higher ground for why she doesn't like Marlo. But the thing is it's Marlo, you don't need sanctimonious higher ground. It's really easy.

You're already on the higher ground. Yeah, you're talking to Marlo. She tried to ride the T-cups, and she sits for five. So yeah, yeah. Razing kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable. I love my kid, but is a new parenting podcast from Wondry that shares a refreshingly honest

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I don't know about anybody else. I can share a room with the twin bed with somebody I barely know. No. Great. Get the bell off. No, you share a room with an Olympian. That's what you get. All the even worse. Four-time winner.

Fucking worse. So, um, uh, what you actually said. I mean, I, I would show up to the room every day out of breath. Like, did you just exercise? No, I've just walked down the hall from the bathroom. It was exhausting. You want to talk about your fucking medals again? Go ahead.

That offense me as an Olympian. As an Olympian mother. Mom, Olympics. So anyway, so then, Sanya, yeah, Sanya's like trying to get her to come to a room. And meanwhile, she goes up to Shirei and Shirei's in the kitchen. And I don't know if you noticed this, but goes up to Shere and Shere is in the kitchen. And

I don't know if you noticed this, but they cut to what Shere was eating eggs in a waffle. It's a waffle. It's close. I could get to a waffle. I mean, a wamlet without a without it actually being a wamlet. I hope someone starts a fight just so you can hear as a wamlet. You just look down at your problem. Wamlet. You just look down. That's your problem. Womlet? Well, unfortunately, there's no Womlet. There's no waffle iron here. So in order to recreate the Womlet experience, I just had to make a waffle and some eggs

and put them very close to each other. So Sonia's like, oh my god, you know, Kenya's here, but she really dropped a lot on me. She goes, what? And she's like, let's go talk to Marlota Gaffer. So Sonia, I mean, I get like you're trying to earn your check, but she's like, let's go talk to Marlowe together. So, Sonia, I mean, I get like you're trying to earn your check, but she's... No, it's her, it's first season optimism where you think you can... Like, you're gonna be the sensible one.

You've been to the Olympics. You're from, you know, like, you've, you understand the world. You've been around literally every nation in the world in one place. So you've like learned things and you think, I will be the one that can fix this. This is what the show has been waiting for. And we've seen people do this. We saw Lin Kurn try to do this with Tamra and Gretchen years ago. That didn't work out. Okay.

And I don't think, I don't know why Sonia thinks that she's above Lin Kurn. Well, she ruined the whole episode. So thanks, Sonia, anyone who is in order with this episode can blame Sonia. This should have happened over gem mining. Okay. But we had to watch this in a driveway is Sonia's fault. Yeah. So the producers like, can you explain the difference between bone collecting and peacemaking and Sonia's like, well, with bone collecting, you know, you're just going to go back with the tea and you have no intention of making things better.

And then she basically is like, you know, a peacemaker wants things to get better. But the thing is that every bone collector always claims they want to make things better. So not sure there's a big difference. Yeah. So she's like, Marla, we have to talk. Let's move to this room. Let's just have a talk. She's like, oh my god This looks serious. So she's like, you know, I really like you and Kenya, but you know, this trip is all about you

Marlo because we're here to pour into you. Okay, also stop saying things like pour into you. Fuck off with that Don't fucking pour into me. How about that? I'm pouring into enough things by myself, pouring seats. I pour onto the couch. I'm pouring enough myself, okay? Keep your pours to yourself. We are pouring. We are pouring. That's what you said to your people on the street.

We're pouring right now. That's a mother. As a mother, I am pouring myself into this child. Okay, I am offended. Oh, so she's like, yeah, we're here to pour ourselves into you, Marlowe, but Kenya, Kenya's just here to hang out with us, not even you, she said. Like she said, she's just here to hang out with us.

So, oh my God, Marlowe's tomorrow is like, oh, really? And she's, yeah, and she even has opinions about the boys. And she's like, well, that's going to be a problem. Yeah. So like, of course, they probably should not have, like, I think there probably was a way to, to do that without triggering Marlow in that way.

But it would have been very difficult. And of course, now Marlow is closing off. And she's like, first of all, let that bitch know, I'm not not parenting. And my house is like, I came and I did this trip for peace, which is why I said, if you don't do exactly what I say, you've got to be kicked out. This is for peace, okay? So I don't want bad energy. Well, Sonia knows what she's doing. She's doing it on purpose because you don't go up to any housewife and say they're criticizing

your parenting because that's like the number one thing where people have any excuse in the world to lose their marbles and start screaming and yelling and going, how dare you bring my children into this. You know, it's like classic housewives. So she knows what she's doing. It's like she's not getting enough of a reaction out of Marlow. So she's like, also, she said you're not pointing yourself into parenting. So go get a girl. Yeah. I also have to imagine that there, I imagine when you're a new reality show cast

member, if you're, it's your first reality show, you probably are also susceptible to all the producer tricks, because the producers probably told Sonia, you know, I think what would probably make it better is if they just could communicate, like maybe you could be that person who could like get Marlott to understand what Kenya is saying. And Sonia's like, yes, I could be that person. And then probably by season two, they're like, I'm not following with that again, producer. I'm not doing your dirty work. Well, yeah, they have to get the newbies to do it because the people who have been here for 10 years aren't doing shit. I'll tell you that much. It's like, let's cut to Kanti very slowly eating the crust off of bread while she

steers out a window. Let's cut to Shiree, you know, picking her toe while she tries to figure out how to make a womelite. They're not doing shit. So yeah, exactly. So then Marlow is like, Marlow basically says she's not gonna allow Kenya onto the bus to go gem mining unless they have a 101.

And then she's like, okay, Sonia, Sonia Shirei, okay, let's pray, pray with me, okay. I want her to leave my nephews out of this. I don't want her to mention them anymore. Lord, please let Kenya leave Michael and William out of her mouth. And whatever she's going through, helper. So she can be a grown mature 60-year-old woman. Thank you, Lord amen. So then we're back in the kitchen and it's Kenya, candy, and manyatta. And Kenya's like,

are we going hiking or something? What are we doing today? And they're like, Jenn Mining. And she's like, is that what people do up here in the mountains? Shrez, I can be, who asked me? I would have stayed home and mastered my wallet, but that's okay.

Well, Jenn Mining instead. So Kenya has set up a meeting for Sharay and her business person of some kind. So she's like, are you ready, Sharay? Do you have a notebook to take your notes? This is a very important meeting, Sharay. Sharay is like, well, I will have a notebook ready. I think right now I'm putting 1,000% into Sharay.

She's like, um, stop talking and just see what Shira, where's your notebook? Yeah, by the way, we'd ever come back to this. I thought what was going to happen was because the gem mining was delayed so intensely from the fight that Shira was going to miss the call or like Kenya was going to stay behind and Shira was going to be at gem mining. I thought this was going to become an issue, but we actually

never went up seeing this phone call. It's probably just, meany, meany, come back, meany, meany. Yeah, it's our doctor, Jeff. Dr. Jeff is giving advice on how to run, she buys Shre, it might not be a bad idea. Well, the problem is the supply lines, meany, meany, supply supply lines. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, Drew's like, oh my God, so amazing. This is amazing, this is great.

So I'm thrilled, I love, I love fo' tom's, like, like, hot head energy, but it's kind of like, it's like not like big hot head, it's just sort of like, just very like friend of hot head in a way that works for me, I'm excited. Well, this, this becomes housewives auditions, right? It becomes like open calls seeking Housewives.

Okay, you've got an episode go. And I feel like Drew is still doing that. Drew is still very like Housewives Auditions. Fattume is doing it. Sonya is running around Taddle tailing. That's her little audition. Marlow is auditioning to be the new head bitch in charge or whatever. And it just becomes like a big community theater mess.

But Fattoum is hilarious because she comes in like a big Pia Zodora for, she's like, Give me Fattoum! Anybody got a problem with that? I'm a client for Tim. Fattoum, where are you hitting the banister? Ah, I've had the fuck with me. God, you wanna piece up me?

You wanna piece? And Berluso said your husband's gay. Not me, I didn't say it. Your balance just said it. So Marlo is like, hey, Kanye, can you stay back or say I coulda wanna speak to you before we go on the sprinter? So Kanye ignores her.

So then Marlo has to say it again. Oh, Kanye, can you say back or say I coulda wanna speak to you? And basically, Kanye is like, let me figure it it out she's basically just giving her a total cold shoulder well Kenya yeah ignore sir but then Marla keeps going we're not leaving it to you we can't even go and Kenya's like and then we get this weird horror movie thing where Kenya starts walking fast through or quickly through the house and Marlos following her, but Kenya keeps going through doorways

and then disappearing and then you just hear, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the point where all the cameraman or chasing Kenya and now everything's in disarray and they end up upstairs and you see all the camera man exhausted around the room. Just on like a loop through the basement backup stairs again. And the thing is that like when so Kenny ignored Marlow the first time and then Marlow was like when she asked again she was you know when Kenny was like let me figure it out Marlow was like well you don't have to figure it. You can figure out how to get in your car and go, which is really not the tone you're going to have if you're going to have, you should have if you're going to try to have some, you know, like, if you're going to mend things, right? So now Marlowe is like insulting Kenya during this entire march through the house.

And so the more Marlowe insults Kenya, the more Marlowe is like, I won't speak to you not with that tone. I told you, don't speak to me like Marlow is like I won't speak to you not with that tone I told you don't speak to me like that I told you don't speak to me like that which of course makes Marlow go out or even harder right so we hit this horror movie segment and then Marlow finally they're all upstairs right all the ladies are there they're getting ready to leave and so Kenya kind of gets in the middle of all the ladies and Marlo's like, Kenya, we are gonna talk. Kinda stops up and Ken is like, oh my God, get off of me, get off of me.

Do not get physical with me. And acting like Marlo is gonna beat her up. So Marlo's like, come on, stop trying to play like I'm violent because it makes you look bad. That's a black queen. And Kenya's doing the thing where she's just talking random things over Marla.

Every time Marla tries to talk. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, these two should just not be on the same. It's exhausting. It's exhausting. It is exhausting. I mean, I was cracking up. I can hand these, excuse me.

Candy is like, Candy was like, listen, Kenya, at this point she's not insulting you. It's getting to the point because you're making it extra difficult. And Candy is like, I can stand. I, I, she said she can stand here and say what she has to say with everyone present. That's what it was.

So she's like, I don't wanna have a one-on-one. I wanted to say it in front of everyone. It's just so funny on these shows, because you can't win. It's either like, I can't believe you would say that to me in front of everyone and then someone now being like, let's talk privately. No, if you've got to say something to me, you say it in front of everyone.

Right? So Candy's like, yeah, but you're the one who said, you don't like people agitating you on purpose. And now that's what you're doing. And she's like, well, I you're the one who said you don't like people agitating you on purpose and now that's what you're doing And she's like, well, I don't like when people insult me. And Marlow's like, oh, come on. You spoke about my nephews Can you have a safe trip back have a safe trip back have a safe trip back? So she just keeps repeating that while Kenya's you know repeating herself, and they're just doing the like repeating sentences you know, repeating herself and they're just doing the like repeating sentences over each other, squawking basically. And then Marlow is like, you better not in your life ever put Michael and William's names in your mouth again. Can you know what in this group will take me away from Michael and William?

I'm like, just a reminder, you were the one who actually sent them away. It's not so much what they take you away. It's more like will you take them back? Right so Can you say well, yeah, you gave them away. Yeah, she's like well, you know what leave them out of it You're supposed to be so classy, but you're just trash and then you have that awful booty inflated I'm gonna post that today. I'll offer your booty is And a man yeaha who is there, manieta is like, I have never been around women

acting like this. Candy, where did you bring me? Can we just be adults and get to our destination? Please, no manieta, you're on the real house when I was a bit land to, okay? This is not Antique's Roadshow, okay? You signed up for this, this is part of the deal. This is Antique's Roadshow, okay? Yeah, not Antique's Roadshow, okay, you signed up for this. This is part of the deal. This is Antique's Roadshow, okay?

Yeah, not Antique's Roadshow. Also, you're fired and you're cut from this audition. Ma'am, okay? That's the one thing I don't wanna hear in the audition line up. It's like, I cannot be around women with no manners. Okay, bye, bye now. Yeah, like if you're gonna do, if you're gonna do that vibe, then you have to do that vibe with like a funny,

dirty vibe, like you have to be like Kim Fields, okay, you can't be like, oh, I'm just like fun, Monietta. And you know that like Monietta's in trouble because I don't believe that Fatume was supposed to be a friend of. I think that, you know, Fatume popped off on Drew that one episode and actually didn't even really pop off

on Drew, she just said the thing't even really pop off on Drew. She just said the thing about the gay thing with Ralph. And then the producers were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who is this? Who is Fattume? And I feel like Fattume is stealing way more of the show than Monietta is. Yes, she's good.

She's a good auditioner. You know, she's a person. They're like, okay, now's the tap dance segment. They're like, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, okay, now's the tap dance segment. Like click a click a click a click Like ma'am. This is not the singing section of the show, but she's just up there doing wings and singing a solo anyway And they're like, you know what that girl's got gum She's the actor who shows up dressed in costume for the audition, you know, like that's what she is She's the actor who shows up dressed in costume for the audition, you know, like that's what she is Like it's a number to I had shot I could be secretary. I could be president

Yeah, she has the four she has the quad. Yeah, the four the four images So So then anyway So Marlo that Marlo is now they're going out to the cars. Okay, so Marlo is like, why are we waiting on this bitch? Let's go, come on, do not let the immature five-year-old in the white jacket ride in here, she's not wanted. Okay, so that's what she's telling drivers, whatever. But Kenya gets into the car and Marlo is like this,

because Marlo does not want Kenya. Now Kenya is, Kenya who like claims she didn't even want to come on this trip and Ken Kenya who begrudgingly joined up with the women today is now adamant that she must go gemmiding because it's just annoying Marla so much. Yes, so Kenya sits in the car, but Marla won't let any of the car leave,

won't let any of the cars leave if Kenya's coming because she's saying, Kenya can't come. So now everybody's just stuck in the driveway. It's like a driveway quagmire. Nobody's gonna go anywhere. And they both stand their ground. I mean, it becomes forever.

So Marlowe's like, wait, I'm not going anywhere with her. And Ken is like, you're nothing but a loser. I'm an icon. You're an X-con bitch bye. I was like, wow, Brandon did a good job on that one. I like it. I'm an icon you're an ex-con bitch Wow Branted to the good job on that one. I like it. Yeah, I like I'm a race. Yeah, yeah Thank you to the gaze who wrote that line for her. I appreciated it So then yeah, 30 minutes later in the driveway

Yeah, 30 minutes late. They've got like a TikTok voice going. And they're still fighting. And Shira is like, you got the shade assassin and the fashionista and these bitches are taking it to the driveway. I like that shade assassin in fashion. Like normally you would say like, ooh, shade assassin and like, I don't know,

like word ninja or something like that. But Fashionista is not like a, if someone said you got a shade assassin and a fashionista, unless I heard it wrong, Brody. But I feel like, oh, there's a shade assassin and a fashionista going out. I'd be like, oh, the shade assassin's gonna win, right? Fashionista, that's not a fashionista battle.

Yeah, you need to make it fair. He need to be like, well, you've got hot and you've got hot. Now, is it a fashionista or a Maxineista? Yeah, let's see. Let's watch. That's a battle of fashionista versus a Maxineista, but she had assassin versus fashionista. I'm like, right.

I'm just like, so they're still are, oh my God. No, just go say it. It just means like I just, I feel bad for Marlowe that she doesn't have a nickname that that that works for this Hot or hot. I still love those commercials. I will not give it that and it is hoat By the way to everybody is like oh wait is it hot or is it out? It's hot Oh, so just don't add the tea after that So just don't add the tea after they're all good. So, um, uh, so Sherea's like, Kenya, she felt like this is her trip and you came into the house and didn't even acknowledge her.

And Kenya's like, I said hello. Oh, is he a flashback of Kenya just being like, huh? She like walks into the house. Yeah, but why does somebody have to, you know, Kenya is always an asshole, you know, and I'm always anti-Kenia. I think Kenya is to, you know, Kenya is always an asshole, you know, and I'm always anti-Kenia. I think Kenya is to jackass, but Kenya is doing a lot better this season. I think in balancing everything, I think she's doing a good, I'm enjoying her this season. And I don't, I think she's acting like an asshole today, but why is it a rule that you have

to go somewhere and kiss Marlow's ass? I mean, Marlow's always telling her, oh yeah, you're a band and just like your baby's daddy doesn't want you in this Marlowe's Vile she's disgusted the words that come out of her mouth are fucking disgusting like your mom does me even like you at Whatever no one needs to come kiss your ass if anything you need to be kissing their asses you're on their show, ma'am Yeah, exactly and especially because it's just funny because these trips Yeah, exactly. And especially because it's funny because these trips, it's funny when the hosts get all into a tosy about being a host for the trip.

When it's like, this is just built in by production. Production decided they're going to go someplace and they said, okay, you're going to be the host of it. This is not like Marlow was like, I really want to arrange a girl's trip and I'm going to invite all these people. You know, so she is on a real power trip. She's like, the producers's me to host this trip and she's on this power trip and she is being a little bit

of a girls' trip Nazi to be honest. She's being the worst. You started it, this whole fight you started, and now you're trying to block Kenya, the star of the show, from being on a cast trip. I'm like, you don't have that power, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. So Kenya is not listening. She's not budging. So now it's like an hour in one hour in the driveway,

one hour, 13 minutes in the driveway. And Candy can these like can we just call an Uber and leave their asses? Okay, I really want a jump mine. Yeah, everybody's like I want a jump mine. It's like an activity I actually want to do we're gonna go gem mining. They're all really excited about gem mining. They're excited so They're just like drew as like begging like can we please go? gem mining. I want real jewelry for once and She just is like so then So then she's like saying it seems like there may be movie towards a resolution like cannibal ride in this car but Barlow will ride in this car, but then Drew's like well, I don't want to ride I don't ride it

She what this bissy's like I'm not gonna ride with the tune But I think she says something like I'm not going to ride with this one or this thing. She say yeah because they're like okay well let's go. She goes okay but then who's going to go in this car and who's going to go in that car because I want to go gemmining but I'm not going to get in the car with this bitch. Yeah. Talking about Fattoum. So then Fattoum hears that and then her big fur coat goes flying you know as her arms start waving and production has to come a hold Fattoum back. She's doing that thing and you just hear for tunes squealing What the fuck is wrong with you? Bobcaw be my treasured chance bitch!

Hattas, I got hattas! So now they're like, oh jeez, and they're just like lightly holding her back. You know when they barely are touching her, but she's acting like it's taking 10 men to hold her back. Yeah, and then Drew's and then Drew starts calling for tunes to raise lap dogs. She's like, go pee in a bush. She's barking. She's barking.

Should you lap dogs to raise? I don't have dogs. I have friends. I just like for a tune to be like, come at me, come at me. What the fuck is wrong with you? I scream, who wants ice cream? Got melon jerrys, got Frosty, who wants some?

And we just keep, you know? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. And for the team, it's like, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t- and Candy and Manny had to decide that they're gonna go around back to the house to just take pictures. You want to go take pictures? So they just go to the back. So then Fadou was still being held back and waving her arms around and Drew is still barking and Shurega's,

I did not call your husband gay and I did not make your husband use multiple identities. Check your own house. So then Marlow is crying in bed and she's like, I just wanted to get away. I didn't want all this drama. So Sonia and Shreya come and they're like, come on. Let's just go put your crown back on. And she's like, she came at my kids.

She came as a mother. They're like, okay, take another few minutes. You as a mother, yes. Okay. Yeah. And then meanwhile, Candyman, yet I have found a trampoline that's like in the ground. They start bouncing on that.

And then Fattum, Fattum who was just being held back by security and screaming at Drew, is now bouncing on the trampoline also like smiling having the best time. She just pivoted into joy. And so, and now Kenya joins them too. So they're like, that'll have the cast to just bouncing on the trampoline.

I'm surprised none of them got twisted ankle. Yes, and so then Marlow comes out and decides she's gonna try. She's like Marlow says thing. I don't know what Marlow comes out and decides she's gonna try she's like Marlow says the I don't know what Marlow says a lot of the time she goes weren't we good yesterday girls and then She comes around here with bad dick and lands in bed with the devil What is that? I didn't really understand. I probably wrote it down wrong, but at the time I was like, oh, so Yeah, yeah, oh you got it said. Yeah. Yeah, oh, you got it too. It's like, what does that mean?

Like, she's like sleeping with the devil. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, there's a lot of like, all of a sudden, there's a lot of sort of like biblical kind of pseudo-Christian, you know, references that were happening. I mean, there were Christian. There weren't pseudo-Christian.

It was meaning that like the, the, it felt like all of a sudden there was a lot of talk about the devil and heaven and the Bible that, I was like, I don't see that. I'm like, I don't see it. I'm like, I don't see it. I'm like, you know Jesus and his kryptonite. It's like a minute, that's mixing.

It was just like, let's just use some like, let's just, let's just, let use some big concepts from Christianity and kind of like, you know, like apply them use some big concepts from Christianity and kind of like, you know, like apply them here in a way that doesn't totally make sense, but we're just by, by merely, you know, invoking these references, we therefore are like. I'm correct, because I'm more religious. God, I'm saying Jesus a lot, so I'm correct.

Yeah. So Ken just jumping on the trampoline and having fake fun you know and you can tell because she's going like her stupid fake laugh and then Marlow comes out and she gets off the tramp Marlow's like oh I'll jump with Kenya because then you know we can work it out if we just jump it out together and then can you get off the trampoline just like like, no, I'm not gonna do that. So then can you tell us, Marlowe's behavior towards me reminds me of my marriage. I don't like when someone shows you

that they care about you by hurting Kenya. Stop acting like you or just some 16 year old who fell in love with the man. You fully knew who that man was. You cannot carry this around like a victim cross for the next 10 years of your life, okay? You spent like a total of 10 minutes in real life together with the guy. Well, actually, how about this?

How about like that's fine if like that's how she feel like if Marla reminds her of like a marriage where someone shows their like that they care for you by an inflicting emotional harm. But how about like something energy you're bringing tomorrow? How about you bring that to Mark also? How about that? Then I'll be fine. So, what I guess is easy to say,

because you know when there's a kid, you can't, there's the fourth proceedings, you can't be the same. But Mark's a mother fucker. Like don't get me wrong. And I'm totally team Kenya when it comes to all of that. But I mean, every time something happens, she's like, my marriage to Mark every time something happens, she's like,

my marriage to Mark, like, come on, it's like you're a 50-something-year-old woman. Stop acting like you just fell into a hole. Well, I just think that she is so much more obnoxious to Marlow. And she says, she has no time for Marlowe because, you know, like, she would Marlowe reminds her of her marriage, but like, she's like, so then be as obnoxious to Mark too. I think you should be as, I'm like, I want her to be obnoxious to Mark.

I am not saying don't be obnoxious to Marlowe too because Marlowe is terrible to Kenny. I'm saying, let's, like, build on that and apply it towards Mark, because he deserves it. I'm sorry, do you not think Ken is being obnoxious to Mark? Because you know she is.

Not the same way she is to... The way she could, the way that she would, goes after Marlo is not the same as, at least on camera is not the way she was after Mark. On camera, yeah, yeah. So, okay, I see. So then, like, see. I'm just saying, be obnoxious.

See, everyone equally. I don't know, this is one of those things where it's a house-wise fight So then let's just say be up knock just see everyone equally. I don't know. This is one of those things where it's a housewise fight. We're supposed to take a side, but I'm like, you both kind of suck. So you're putting it to quandary. Yeah, it's a quandary. I mean, the truth is this Kenya, let's, let's be honest. Kenya is also doing what she can.

She's working over time to assign lots of emotional heft to her thing. Oh, I'm angry at Mar-a-Lo because it reminds me of when I jumped out of a moving vehicle because my grandma sent me back to my mom. And she also reminds me of my husband to, and she reminds me of the time I went to learning annex and spilled my orange juice on my favorite cheese. She's using traumatized, she's weaponizing trauma. Yeah. But then again, Marlon's. Over and over.

It's like a machine gun. It's a trauma machine gun. Okay. It's like, oh, that trauma's not good enough. Well, I've got another magazine. A trauma. But this is also why Kenya is the best of what she does because like that's what we look for in our villains to weaponize their own trauma. Well, I don't know what Marlo thinks. She's obviously going up against Kenya and Candy on purpose. You know, that's like her plan for the season and just watching it backfiring is hilarious because say what you want about Kenya. She's a pro.

Yeah, she knows what she's doing. So Marlo is like, okay, like let's go everybody. Let's just finally go. And Candy's like, these women are like children. They need to jump it out. But Kenya won't jump with Marlo. So then Marlo's like, come on. Someone jump with me, it's gonna be fun.

Meanwhile, Kenya's on her phone. Well, if it's Mount the Samden, you can just refund it. So I don't know if she's talking about her Airbnb. I don't know why care. I have no idea. And then Marlow starts her preaching again. She's like, I said, Jesus, help me with the devil. And he said, let me deal with the devil.

Yeah, she's like, I jumped on that trampoline and I jumped right up into heaven. So now she's going to do this thing of like, we're going to go, I'm going to put it to the side because I'm going to be the bigger person. I'm like, the bigger person, you're going to be the bigger person like regarding the ridiculous, you know, stipulations you added to this trip in the first place. You're being the bigger person by getting over the drama that you started. So driving, they're finally driving. It's like two hours, two and a half hours later or whatever. So Drew, Sonia, Sonia and Shere and Marlo are in one car and they're just all staring at their phones and in the other car Fatume and Manieta are in back and you know, Manieta's just got her arm over and Fatume's waving her arms like

So they get to this gem mining place and the guy behind the counter is not happy because he clearly was like Been waiting for two and a half hours for everyone to arrive, probably, you know, like he closed his gem shack and was supposed to be shooting this a while ago. So he's all pissy and so so they come in and they're walking around this little shop and there's a sign that says Trump 2024 LOL and I can't like takes it and she like brings it up to them and she's like, oh, here, you left this. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm just cleaning up the place a little bit, like little dirty, like glad to place,

little angry. I actually wanted them to get into a fight over it just because this would have been a chance where Kenya could have literally been like, I have met Donald Trump, I was on the apprentice. She could have pulled the apprentice card. I just would have been fun to watch. This was so great.

And this Charlie guy, you know, you know, he's just cleans his gun all day. He just has that look about him. And he's just like not into it at all. He's just looking at him like, ugh, I'm sick. Sorry. Ruffled your Trump sign.

Here you go. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I'm like sorry ruffled your Trump sign here you go Dive so then he's showing them his fucking con of a business Where they stand at a trough of sand and then watch it off to find rocks. I mean fucking Charlie Charlie did he say that they he the sand was like imported from like West Virginia or something like that? I mean, they were just like, yeah, washing it off sand. It's like, um, I think is this a gem or this says it looks like it's actually a ticket stub American Airlines Atlanta to DC January 6th. I don't know. Is that a gem? Why was this gem in the seaboarding class? Did this gem not pay to get early a seeding on Southwest?

So this turns out to be super lame and everyone is unimpressed, right? And so then they're sitting down looking at their gems and Drew's sitting at this picnic table so Fatume just comes and sits across from her and Drew immediately bolts up and walks off and Fatume's like oh yeah why are you running home are you running where you going you gotta problem come on come on she starts yelling at her like a daughter just sit down sit down like you scared you scared like Sit down, I can scare, I can scare. Like... And, sorry Charlie, sorry that the ladies came to your establishment and acted a fool. He's like, you all have a wonderful day now, you hear.

He puts his Nancy Pelosi dartboard back up on the wall. He's like, Thanks for visiting. Thanks Obama, the gym. So then they're not I drive back and Marlow's like, I don't know how to keep my energy positive anymore. I'm just drained and my nephew's birthday. So she's now she's decided that she wants to pivot into, you know, nothing works. So now she's just going to straight up be a victim. You know, here's how to make the energy better. Go up to Kenya and you say, Kenya, I was an asshole to you for screen time. Sorry, I was being a city friend and talking behind your back. Sorry. That's how I mean, I know it's too easy for these

shows, but Marlo acting like, Oh, I can't believe this is happening to me. I just wanted a break after kicking the children out. And my sister is already taking care of four toddlers. Do you know how hard it is to be in a giant house alone with just the memories of kids that you don't have to take care of anymore, knowing that they're in a two bedroom apartment with your sister. It's so, so hard for me. Oh, but then of course, Kenya sucks to you, because she's in her car like,

whether she's a the plan was tomorrow, I can't imagine it's any good. Okay. So then Marla, then back to Marla, she's like, I'm drained, I'm stressed, I can't anymore. My nephew has a birthday tomorrow, I can't take this.

I'm like, how are you stressed that your nephew has a birthday? When you ditched him on his birthday? You keep compounding on how terrible you keep compounding how terrible this is. Yeah, it's like it's so bad Then you go on a vacation that makes it more terrible and it's those birthday. I mean for Christ's sake, lady Yeah, it's so so bad. So um Said yes, and now Marlo is like it was so fun before Kenya got here I made the worst decision inviting her here and we see flashbacks to last episode where they were having so much fun without her and

Sherea is basically like Marlo you're starting to crack Can you should not have shown up and Marlo should have. Basically, Chetre is kind of like, Milo, she's telling us this, but she's like, Milo, if you want to be a real housewife, you can't crack up to these situations, you've got to put through. Right, like we've got a show to shoot here. Production paid for this giant ass house, okay? They want to use it every single day that they have it. The best part of this to me was they go home and they show Fattume trying to get in the door.

She's like, Addedore like, yeah, you got a problem. She raised like, Fattume, what are you doing? She's like, Kim, get on here. She's like, don't let them take your energy. Fattume, come on. And Fattume's like, I don't have no energy. It's too late. It's gone.

Fattume trying to get into Trues Room. What is going on? Yeah, seriously. So now Marlo has a group meeting in the living room. It's like the real world. She's like, all right, well thanks for coming down, ladies. The reason for this trip is for me to relax and to recharge and to bond with you all enough, done everything but recharge.

And I feel worse than when I left and it hurts. So freaking bad and I just want us to all respect each other and have a good time and so for team is like, Mallow, can I say something to you? I apologized to you, I should have been the bigger person but I was attacked so I could not ignore it. I should have a lot of state angry but I couldn't help it. Some people just do that to me I'm so sorry I did not take the higher road over this piece of shit over here

She's like I'm right here. You can see it to me She's like You want to be something like waving her arms on the couch? No, it's even holding you back now for two Stop waving your arms around she's starting to shoot pistols into the air out of each hand. She's like a 70-sam. So she's like, get your peppy charade. Okay Drew, you know what? It wasn't even amusing the first time. But seriously, you need to brand it. Okay. I know. I got. And then she goes here here, get it fetched. And she takes a bone, a dog bone out of her bag and throws it on the ground. And everyone's like,

Drew bringing props. And candy's like, so she brought a doggy bone from her house. And she's like, you can't heavily dog with anything but tricks. So I was like, she's got a husband kids and 15 assistants, but she just might have a dog So the producers like do you own a dog Drew and she goes I used to own a dog It's like oh wow Drew that's so sad. You had to like really like plan out that that moment So then for two of them is like that get it, that's what you have,

bone, that's all you can do. You know what I got? Peel up, stop, come check, stop, stop. Can you buy me, who wants some, come, can we? So then Marla continues after this little drama.

She's like, oh my head. Okay. I know we've all got things going on But this is about Marlo right now. I just want to be happy and I'm not happy So I've called for cars and I want everyone to leave Thanks, but no thanks for making me feel better. So Kenny just stands up. She's like, this is such bullshit. So she stands up to go to get out of here. And then everyone else is sort of trying to be like, but really? And I was like, I just, I wanted this trip to be uplifting.

And I didn't have a support system like I wanted. And Monietta is like, but I think as like, you know, like we're all black women and we shall all come together and get along. Like this is what we should be doing and we're like, no, no, I can't. I wanted to be uplifted from the drama that I myself started and used to ruin this entire trip. You're yelling at everyone else.

You are the problem. You and Kenya are the fucking problem. My God, I thought you were gonna pull everybody together and apologize for being such an asshole on this trip. But nope. So basically, Ken, you got what she wants, right? It's like Marlow Felt. Marlow Felt and she failed a group trip badly.

So this was pathetic. So then Marlow's in her room with her stylist and she's like, I just can't do it I came here to heal myself and what's up with Sharay's friend anyway? What's going on with her and you just hear for two? I'm like Come on, you want to be in some It's like letter have her time. Just please letter have her time Just sort of yell out that. Then she'll be talking out. And that was the episode.

Oh my God, the silliness. It was very, very silly. Like 90 minute fight in the driveway. God, production must have been going mad. Or the action production was probably fine with it. Because they're like, oh, this is good content. It's probably just the drivers. It's just sitting there waiting, waiting, and waiting.

Nothing that I can do. Oh, fun times. Well, thanks everybody for being here today. We'll be over at Take a Seat tonight on Spotify Live at every Monday night, September PM. Tha-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-tt-ttt-tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt And the rest of the week with Beverly Hills, we're gonna take on Dubai again this week, uh, since the schedule has opened up. And then Southern Charms, so come on back there here. Bye everyone. Byeee!

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