Watch What Crappens - RHOA & Shahs: When Hello Freezes Over

Episode Date: April 21, 2020

On this episode, we're recapping the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the latest installment of Shahs of Sunset. First up, it's Kandi's baby shower! When Todd snubs Mama Joyce, there will be hell to pay. Sort of. Then on Shahs, Reza and MJ take baby steps towards rebuilding their friendship, one forehead at a time. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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and if you can and all that good stuff. And today to die, we are going to be recapping two shows. We have the season finale of Real Housewives of Atlanta and the most recent Shaw's episode. So we're just going to dive into it. Atlanta, you know, it seemed like it was going to be a really good episode because the previews showed lots of fighting and Todd going, security, security, but it actually was not so great

if you ask me, unfortunately. I feel like- No, it was pretty lame. It was pretty dead ending to a pretty dead season. And you knew it was gonna be a dead because there previously the season on Real Housewives of Atlanta was really long. Yeah. I mean, it was a good seven minutes long.

It was long. Reminding us of better times because there were better times. I mean, this season did start on some good stuff. I thought it was a good season. The whole season wasn't terrible. Till it's just, it just really fell down towards the end. Yeah, it was, I thought it was actually a good season and then Greece. And then after Greece, it just should have ended

and we just had to sit through just drawn out footage. And it became kind of really hard to watch. We were just kind of had to sit through like boring scenes of Dennis being cranky and candy and Todd bickering. And then this controversy at the end, that Kenya called Nini a bully. And it's like, it's such a small potato. It is a bully.

The bully. Yeah, it's stupid. Yeah, it was stupid. And these housewives shows, I stick by my just general thought, housewives shows should only be 16 episodes tops. They should be 13. I don't think they should be any longer.

No, no housewives should be longer than that. I think it's a perfect amount. It's like three months plus reunion. So it's like four months total. It's in and out. It's perfect. Every time Jersey has done a really, I think they've been really successful with that because it's just not overloading you, you know? Yeah. And people are still enjoying it by the end. But Atlanta is their biggest show. This is also where Beverly Hills falls down every year. Every single year now, because they do, I think they're like number three on Bravo. And they're the number two housewives. And so they do the same shit, you know, they make it 24 episodes. And it's just way too much. Yeah, it's, it falls on. Yeah, it falls on a space. And this season really did that a lot.

So basically, things open up with everyone doing all sorts of stuff. Kenyam Moore's having a launch at Sally Beauty. Sally Beauty is really having a big moment with some very small launches on Bravo. We had Resa in the suburban Vegas like 15 people who showed up at that Sally Beauty. And now we have Kenya who shows up at hers with like five people also. Oh, Sally. Yeah, I guess that's just a thing. I guess Sally Beauty is now just connected with Bravo.

Yeah, I guess so. I don't know. Yeah, she had a lot of Twitter people waiting waiting for her there. So this is going to be a quick recap. We're she had a lot of Twitter people waiting for her there. So this is gonna be a quick recap. We're just gonna kind of go through this so we can get over the shots. Cynthia calls Noel. Noel is blonde now and loving California and going to auditions and she's already very LA.

Yeah, she's going to be terrible at it. It's okay, yeah. She's already very LA. She's like, yeah, we're gonna be a couple of acting coaches already up for a couple of things. So, you know what? Gotta be at a meeting, Mom. See you later.

Yeah, and Cynthia's big news that she and Mike have a wedding date. She's like, okay, think about it. Perfect vision is what? And she's like, oh, 2020, I get it. And she's like, no, no, yeah, yeah the year's 2020 but what's 10 plus 10? 20 and if you take each of those 10s and make them a day and a month. I show over 10th therefore that becomes. Mom I'm bored.

I already figured this out five minutes ago. I have a meeting. Very witty mom. Good luck with hashtagging that on purses. Okay. Yeah, Exactly. So so then candy goes up to see Mama Joyce who you know Mama Joyce is really just a monster from hell and goddamn my buffer. Mama Joyce with her tight little

smile and her reviews and to open her mouth all the way once it talks to candy. Candida got some chicken salad for you and I'm gonna serve it in a lunch box, because why not? That's like, what? A lunch box? And she's like, you know, I was traumatized as a little girl and seeing this lunch box that I just bought reminded me of it. So, but I'm gonna, you talk first,

and I'll get back to my trauma. So in my mind, I was like, uh-oh. I thought it was gonna be a story, like a terrible story of racism in the South, and who knows what, I just thought it was gonna go to that dark place, and I was bracing myself for a very emotional scene. Mm-hmm.

So she's like, first you talk, canny. So canny's like, well, we're setting up this baby shower. Shadina's gonna come, and okay, just go ahead, go ahead mom. Okay you called me over here for fucking chicken salad and crackers. First of all thanks for like making an effort. So just get to it. So she's like, now some athletic store I can do. When I was a little girl I never had a lunch box. She's like so then why are lunch boxes traumatic mom would you? One day I went to school and this girl came up to me and said you look so cute how come you how come you don't have a lunch box and I

said it's because my mom gave me money to buy my lunch and she said can I see the money and I showed her and she said can I see the money and I showed her and she said, can I hold the money and I gave it to her to hold it and she went off with my money. And that's when I'll start trusting people can do. And she's like, so you stop trusting people in the first grade. I can't even just like a rolls her eyes. Other people, they'll take your money. You just have to watch people.

It's like, you just made that up this morning, didn't you, mom? No, no, I didn't. Yeah, she's like calling Candy over so she can get one, at least one full scene of dissing the hell out of Todd. And no one is stealing Candy's money more than you, Mama Joyce. And I know that you feel like you're so entitled to it because you raise candy Well, guess what you've got enough, okay? And you're already trying to hoard candy's money in case she dies before you and you're paying a gross fucking human being your daughters married now let it go I

Don't know but then Todd's not great either. I think that I don't know if Joyce is necessarily trying to hoard candy's money She's definitely living off of it for sure, but at the same time Todd is actually actively trying to squander that money like Todd's not just living off it. He's spending it on bull shit Like at least Mama Joyce is spending it on her house Todd spending it on all sorts of bullshit So I actually am on Mama Joyce's side with this Well business is I mean, you know, business is that they profit off of. Yeah. I'm not on Mama Joyce's side.

And I can't believe I would be on Todd's side over hers, but I am. It's like it's not your fucking marriage. Get out of it. And they already had this scene earlier this year when Mama Joyce was saying, oh, yeah, well, I'm worried that you're gonna die and that Todd's not gonna give me anything basically, right? Yeah, she's just being gross. It's just gross. You know get a fucking job lady. I just think I'm assuming that the way she sees it is that like I work so hard to get candy in a position where as you could then go off and be successful, right and and in a certain way like candy successes, they are success. That's I I think, how she sees it. And then Todd comes in and then he just starts, like, you're spending all this money on things like trucks and

OLG brunch and OLG Mexican food and OLG, this and that, and just spending it and going strip clubs and, like, not speaking to his own daughter. And I think that she's like, fuck this guy. And he probably won't even give it to me when the time comes. So, you know, I've just, I think that's hard. I think it's hard. I'm trying to make money and Mama Joyce trying to take money.

And Mama Joyce may have worked hard so that Candy could, you know, do whatever, but hi, welcome to being a fucking parent, okay? You don't get, you don't get some, you don't get some gold medal, okay? You, you, you raised your child. Thank you. Congratulations.

But Mama Joyce has still a pretty modest house, you know? And I think that like Todd, yeah, he's trying to make money, but he is, I feel like he's trying to make money to try to prove something, like some insecurity that he has. And I think that he's an asshole, as we'll see later in this episode, and I'm very fired up about it. Yeah, but Kant, he's not only taking care of Mama Joyce,

she's also taking care of her sisters, you know? It's like she's taking care of her whole family. Mama Joyce just, in my, and I know we don't agree on this, but I think Mama Joyce just needs to back the fuck down. Okay. It's not your money and you should just be fucking grateful and stop trying to ruin your daughter's marriage. Okay. She does need to back down and she should stop meddling in this in the marriage. But because Candy is supporting so many people, that's why I'm actually not on Todd's side,

because he is very unreasonable with all their fighting in the past two episodes about like, oh, you know, you're not spending enough time with me when then he is like, you know, he's spending, she's doing all this stuff to earn this money so she can support all these people and help all these people out. And he's just spending it on this or that because he had a whim, you know,

and then he gets mad that like, you know, that he's being seen as just someone who's irresponsible with money when that's sort of what he is. Yeah, well Mama Joy sucks. And you know what, I think that it proves both of our points this episode actually. Really? Yeah, I mean, I think it proves that Mama Joy sucks and that Todd sucks. Well, definitely Todd sucks. Yes, I'm like very far to the top and I'm like very excited for the scenes where I can really go. So Wendy Williams calls Neemee and Neemee is of

course a monster. Wendy's got huge news for Kenya's talk to TMZ. Yeah, because Kenya was approached by TMZ outside of her sad little tiny struggle launch. Yeah, and basically Kenya said that Nini has very few real friends and she's a bully. That's basically the, the, the just of it. And now Nini is furious. Even though let's not forget that Nini was the one who called her a buffalo and she's pregnant and Nini was the one who had a tantrum that Kenya was at, Cynthia's event and that Cynthia, like Nini is so obnoxious and toxic that Cynthia had to plot and scheme to have her own friend at her own thing so that way Nini wouldn't get mad at her. Okay, so let's not ever forget that context.

Yeah, so Wendy's like, you know, I like Kenya, but she's gonna just stir that part all the way up, Neenie. And I just want you to stay calm. Well, if you wanted to stay calm, then why are you calling her in telling you about it? Yeah, I'm thinking about it. And so Neenie's Wendy tells her, so he is saying, honey, a dog housed at the moon, but the real story is when the moon house back at the dog All right, and you've grown leaps and bounce honey, okay? You're not gonna fall down that hole honey

Yeah, exactly and he's like yeah, I'm gonna just sit in my ass right here and just be like my life coach said I'm gonna say and my pajamas and be quiet I mean I could say a lot of things. I could say that Kenya's marriage license has never been found I mean she and J. Lose, she ain't beyond saying. They found their marriage license, but like, and they're not legally married. So there's nothing to divorce. So, you know, I heard it was just a handshake

and an agreement that that Kenya mark out together and had a baby and she paid for him. But I'm not anywhere talking about it because it's her business. I'm like, you're on TV and you're talking to your old woman who is like professionally a gossip headler. I know. She's like, how about that?

And when he goes, how about that? Because when he's getting everything she wants, you know? And he's like, yeah, well, I also hear there's just a handshake and that there's a divorce. And they agreed to have a baby that she paid for. And you know, you don't see me talking about it. And she tells us, she's like, well, you won, honey, because I'm not saying anything. Drink from her solo cut. Yeah. And then she

keeps going. She's just going and going. She's like, well, I didn't ask her where her eggs were found. You know, I mean, like that's Mark Spurman, those eggs were found somewhere out of the country. And that's why that baby looks like him, but you don't hear me saying that. That's my favorite on people's head, but I don't say it. I don't say even The mean of the trail from the living color you didn't hear from me because I went to gossip and she just hangs out the window like That pitch been pregnant by five men, but you didn't hear from me because I want to gossip. I Love that So then Todd is now overseeing this baby shower.

He's at this movie studio and Candy is talking about how Todd knows how to throw the best events with her money. I'm just laughing because last week Todd was complaining that Candy doesn't spend time with the family. I'm like, you know, you're saying Candy doesn't spend time with the family. She goes'm like, you know, you're saying, candy doesn't spend time with the family, she goes up and does these stupid things, whatever. And here you are, this baby shower could have been in like the back room

of like a bowling alley or something like that, right? Like it could have been your, it could have been in one of your houses that you have that are connected to each other. But instead, you are now out there busy putting together this over the top crazy baby shower with candy's money. This is a very expensive thing he's putting on and it totally unnecessary. It's the third baby, okay.

It's totally unnecessary and he's putting it on and now he's spending all this time overseeing it, producing it, yada, yada, yada. You know, if you care so much about the family, why aren't you at home with the family laying down? Why don't you do all this? I just think he's so full of it. Yeah, well, Candy calls him and she's like, well, great, my mom's not coming now to the baby shower because how you treated her earlier.

And he's like, oh, I treated her early, what? She's like, well, you purposely don't speak to either one of us at the restaurant and they show the scene of Candy and Mama Joyce going to shoot at the restaurant and then they get a far away shot of Todd just all mopey faced at the bar refusing to talk to them. Could you even imagine? I can't even imagine if if Dom and his mom were in a restaurant and I went to that restaurant and I sat like a few tables over and didn't even go over to

say hi to either one of them. I think she said he came and said hi. No. And then he said he'll be back. No. Because she said, um, I thought you said you would be back. He said he was coming. He said he was coming to the restaurant to say hi, but then he sat at the bar and never

came over to say hello. He did not even go over, which is actually so beyond rude like it is beyond rude. I can't even imagine Well, yes, that's true, but He saw what was going on. I mean candy brings mama Joyce there to just be right Tom She's already or Tom Todd She's already had this scene with candy where she's saying Todd's trying to steal all her money and this and that and then she shows up at the restaurant for a shooting day Where she's supposed to sit down with Todd and he's like I'm not gonna sit there and get be rated by your mother on national TV again And he should know her and been like fuck that. Why would you try to set me up to get be rated on TV by your mom again?

You know what though? You know he's he's not defenseless here. He could not you could could have just not gone. Or we could have gone over and said, hello, and if they sort up with him saying, like, listen, let's talk about this after the shower, buy. You know, like, there's so many ways to avoid that situation, especially he's been on TV long enough, but for him to go and then to sit nearby and then mope is I think regardless of what other factors are involved

regarding production, I think it's just beyond root and it's immature and I think it's like it's reprehensible and he's stupid. Yeah well I mean I kind of see where he's coming from. I'm like fuck that. I'm not shooting a scene so your mom can make me look like shit and then get yelled at for it. Like I get that you're supposed to treat the person's mom with respect, but by not going over there and arguing with her, he is showing a little respect and can he owe some respect to her husband too where she puts her foot down and doesn't just let her mom

run all over him every single time, like every single season, you know? I would get sick of that too. And I cannot believe I'm standing up for Todd. But your choice is just so gross. I don't think this is, I don't think Todd is indefensible on this situation. He knew that she was there, he knew it,

and he just didn't have to even go. If he didn't want to have an altercation, he didn't have to go, but to go and to sit a little, a ways is obnoxious. And I also think that like, I don't know, I just think that there's like, she's a crazy old bat. Everyone, she's a crazy old bat. Everyone knows she's a crazy old bat.

You know, this is the thing when I get it, but it comes to like older people. They just are who they are. You can't change them. And you're the one who's able to adjust and change and adjust your actions and deal with the situation. And he's just being stubborn too. And he should know better.

She doesn't know better and she never will know better, but he should know better. She doesn't know better and she never will know better, but he should know better. She doesn't know better. She's 70. That's something. She's 70 something. Yeah, that's the point where you reach the point where you say you just, they just don't know better anymore.

Yeah, I don't know. You're at 70. You're still acting that way. That means you don't know better. Well, you can act like an asshole if you want, but I am not required to take it. And I'm like that with every age. I'm like that with the two-year-olds.

If your two-year-olds are dick to me, then fuck your two-year-olds. I'm not going to talk to your two-year-olds, okay? So you would like go to the restaurant, and then knowing that someone who is being addicted to you, you go to the restaurant that your loved one is at, and then you just sit there and don't over and go and say hi. It's like, no, I would say hi.

I would go over and say, that's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. That's all candy was asking for. And that's all I'm saying he had to do. Just say hello. And the fact he doesn't even say hello in this like a sulky, like a greater kid. I guess I took it with what he said,

but he did. He said like, I'll be back or something. And didn't like ended up just not sitting with him or whatever. Maybe that's what it was. I don't know. But she said, can you get saying a hello costume, nothing, which makes me think that he didn't actually say hello. I think that he, oh, that's true.

I thought that he had said he was going to come say hi, but then never did, I don't know. I just think he was rude and it's like petty and immature. And I think that I, I, I, I just, I feel like he does. I think he was too. I mean, I think he was really petty and immature and I think that I I'm just I feel like he does. I think he was too. I mean, I think he was really petty and immature too. And especially later in the episode, he gets really bad later where I mean, I can't defend him. But at this point, I was like, you know, fuck candy for bringing Mama Joyce around him when she knows what Mama Joyce is armed with. Like she knows that Mama Joyce is about to come for Todd. And

so she she brings him around for the season it's like you're trying to mine some drama against your husband for the I don't know to me. I was kind of anti-candy with the whole thing I was like gross. I don't think she was trying to win. I don't think she was trying to mine drama with her mom and Todd. I actually really don't. I don't think that she wanted that for her baby shower. I think that, I think, Todd. Well, she knew her mom just came out with a lunchbox monologue. So she knew where that was going. I mean, we're also going to be going. But Todd has like a proven track record

of being a really petty and immature, like exhibit A, his daughter. Like he would not speak to his daughter for weeks on end. Like this guy has like a lot of growing up to do. And he also, and I think that he thinks that everything he does is correct and is amazing and it's not. Come here, shoes.

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Nini visits Portia and PJ, which is really, they just talk about, they just complain about Kenya. And basically, the just of it is that last week when Kenya went to that event and then said that Shemia called her up and was like, like, my water just broke and Shemia called me and I guess, Porosha, you were busy at work or something, it turns out that was all a lie and that Shemia only like texted Kenya after she gave birth or something like that. Yeah, she texted her and was saying, oh my god, it's crazy. Yesterday I was out in my water broke and Kenya turned

that into. Remember you called me the day that your water broke? Yeah. God, so Kenya. It's so Kenya. Of course, it's like fuck that girl. You know, still trying, still trying with me. Although I actually, again, and this will again probably cause us to have an argument, but I don't think, believe it or not, I do, I do think Kenya is always gonna like, there isn't, there's for sure shade and that she's always going to put forward, like her role and

her relationship with Shamiya at that moment. But I also can see that Kenya is clearly one of those people who just confabulates like the truth, like just everything gets mixed together. Like I've got a friend who's always like, oh my god, Remember when we moved to like I remember when I first moved to LA and man I remember those early days and we would always be going to Barney's Beenerie and I'm like I didn't meet you like you know 10 years later you know but like some people just like mix up their facts and then they just create a new reality and I think that's what Kenya does which would explain a lot of her fights. Well, that's crazy. And Kenya just, yeah, I don't mean care enough about Kenya, but it's just gross.

It's like here we are at this empowering women event. Kenya has to try and take the spotlight just to show that she's a better friend with Shamia. It's like, yeah, she's just gross. And she's coming for people for no reason. It's like now she's mad at Porsche because Porsche made up with Nini. So now she's gonna try and she's coming for people for no reason. It's like now she's mad at Porsche because Porsche made up with Neenie So now she's gonna try and come for Porsche. It's just it's exhausting. Yeah

So then we have like now everyone's getting ready for the party We have this like one tiny scene where Cynthia's getting her makeup done by her makeup artist and she goes my girlfriend's having a baby shower Hollywood glam black party. So yeah. I was like, wow, great scene Cynthia because it cuts away. I was like, thanks. She has no one to shoot with. It's like just highlighting on how Cynthia's all alone at like Bailey.

Yeah. So everybody's basically getting ready to go to this event and Candy's yelling at Don Juan because they, Shadina shows up for this event and they're like go park in the guest parking lot Ma'am a mile away and take the take the shuttle up. She's like, uh, that's my baby. So if you work on that and and Kayla is there and So Kayla's like ready to come back to Atlanta because it turns out that in New York you don't get to live in a huge mansion So she's ready to come back to Atlanta and then then we see like, if there's like a flashback of Kayla and Todd talking to each other, and it's just like the battle of slow talking. I was like, yeah,

I just, I like Atlanta. You like Atlanta? Well, you know, if you made some effort here. Maybe go to a job or something. I can make a job. I can get a job. Yeah. Sincelating. Yeah. So then we go to the party and everybody shows up and there's a pink carpet. So everybody's taking their picture.

And Eva has baby milk on her boobs. She was really keen. Yeah. And basically just hugging kissing. Like, oh my god, I hope there's no drama tonight. Keep that in your hope there is. Yeah, and Tania's like, I went with a bold shoulder pad. You never know when you have to check someone.

Oh my god, what a great party. Tania, too. And then she's like, can I look at your baby, Eva? Oh! She falls down on the ground. And she's like, can I look at your baby, even. Oh! She falls down on the ground. And she's like, my overuse. And then they're talking about the Kenya interview.

And there's also a lot of discussion because Kenya is basically crowdsourcing the baby name because it's between Blaze and Banks. I'm not sure if I really like either name, but so everyone has to vote on the name. I was like, that's kind of odd. Like, having the guests at a giant party. Having a vote on the big.

That's something we would do. Yeah, but for like, like merch. You know, not for like, not for like a child. It actually sounds like a recipe for a bank robbery. It's like blaze banks. Okay, Minga happened just give me that money. Oh Man, so So so Candy's still upset that Todd and Joyce are like fighting and Todd basically called Joyce six hours ago And she didn't take the call and he's like no wasn't personal. It wasn't towards you, your mom or you, I just, I had a lot,

I had a lot going on and stuff and came to me. Oh, well, here's where Todd is killing me. Okay, so he knows he's gonna be in trouble for this, okay? All you have to do is say, I'm sorry, okay? He doesn't. He said he smacks a gum, it won't look at her, looking off in the distance, fucking smacking gum in his face.

That's when he would get poked in both of his eyes at the same time. It won't look at her, looking off in the distance, fucking smacking gum in his face. That's when he would get poked in both of his eyes at the same time. Yeah, exactly. And because she's still like, you just couldn't, you couldn't come out from the front of the restaurant to say hi. He's saying he's got a lot going on.

He's a lot going on. You know what he's got going on is planning this party. So he filled his day up with all sorts of bullshit. And this is the guy, by the way, who just for two episodes says you don't spend enough time with your family and now he won't even come back to say hi to his own wife that he complain he doesn't see enough of. And he's like, well you want to argue? You want to argue with this event right now? Go ahead then, it's all on you. It's all on you. It's all on you. Oh, then I wrote, okay, I hate him. And then it's my next night.

And then we went to commercial and we see like a promo for, uh, Hey, it's Watcher Happens Live at home. And I'm like, when are they going to give Andy Cohen a proper camera? I mean, it looks like you're watching. I was like, this, I mean, I think that's his cell phone because every time he, he records us, he's like, look, I have a disco ball in my home office. Like, he's got to show that disco ball every single time. I know.

He keeps doing that and maybe he's doing it intentionally for like the charm of it. But like at this point, like the view is recorded like with everyone at home every single day and everyone has broadcast quality cameras and like a proper microphone and anticorps is still there on some sort of you know, pom-pilot like recording himself. I'm like, please someone get him. Come on, bravo. Get him a proper camera, a webcam. Yeah.

So back on the show, can't he's, you know, can't he's pissed, Todd will not apologize. He's like, you aggravating me. It's like you're aggravating me. But here's the other thing, you know, Candy's pissed, Todd will not apologize. He's like, you aggravating me. It's like you're aggravating me. But here's the other thing, you know, Todd's an asshole. I'm not gonna argue about that. I think he's a total prick right now. But Mama's Joyce is really an asshole. So she's not gonna come to the baby shower.

She should have come. Like you, that is so fucking low down. That is so gross. She's so gross. Mama Joyce is so gross. There I said it, okay. I don't have to respect your mother. Your mother's a dick. Okay?

She should have come because it's about the baby, and it's about your daughter, and you can visit Nortah. Fucking disgusting. She's a gross person too. Can't he's such a nice person? She's surrounded by gross people.

Yeah, she really is. And notice, by the way, all the ants and all the family was just like sitting off to the side because they're like, this is too much, right? Because it is too much. This isn't over the top thing. It's ridiculous. So we see Dr. Jackie and Dr. Heavenly there, they show up and then Cynthia, by the way, she's looking at all these babies and she's like, wow, all these babies, I'm kind of getting a little baby chill

in the air. I'm like, nope. We'll not accept this. Nope. Nope. I rejected. Yeah, I know Cynthia. Sorry, okay? Cynthia 51, please just stop. Yeah. So then, um, Shadina is just like, no, I was talking to Shadina, you know, she's just kind of a prop to be wheeled out at the right time. Yeah. Just like kind of sitting on the couch with her kid. And, uh, Candy just keeps telling us how weird this all is. She's like, well, I get that it's my baby, but it's in that lady. And then they show an arrow going into Sadina's stomach. Look, this is what she means. Yeah, exactly. So, you know, so, so, and then there's like, we're just going back and forth. And Tanya is hugging

you at one point and saying like, I don't even What it says you are a true friend a true friend who Treated me like shit and then This sort just for baby. It's tolerated me to get back on the show. That's a true friend And he's like oh, yeah, Wendy called me and told me about that Wendy, you know Williams on television She called me. So then Shemia leads some bachelor party game or some baby show games, which basically resulted in a lot of the husband's going up there wearing pregnancy bellies and Dennis trying to do the limbo, which is that's just a cruel thing to do to something to someone who's basically, you know, one of those

those little yellow guys from that movie. Oh yeah. What was this guy's called again? From Dispickled Me. That I don't know, those little fuckers everywhere. Little fuckers are everywhere. I've ever go with their call, but he that's basically what he is. It's like, imagine one of those little yellow guys with a pregnancy belly trying to do

the limbo. Yeah, a super low energy version. Yeah. So then Dini and Kenya are in the same space because all the girls are gathered together. And both giving each other dirty looks and stuff. And Dini's like, Kenya's the piece of work, but I will not let her do braille me off my spiritual journey.

We're still sticking to that. Like, two weeks after you were trying to spit at somebody. Yeah. By the minions, they're called minions. Minions, yes. Yeah. So, yeah, so Marlow tries to stir things up. She's like, hey, can you read that? To Google alert, was it say, and can you say, well, it says, can you more, Neemie is a bully with no friends. Let the shade throw him begin. Yeah. She's like, yep, I said it. Yeah. And Marlowe's like, well, that's being fake, right? What? Oh, no, she goes, that's fake, right? That story. She goes, no, she's, she's always been a bully. She's still a bully. She just tried to spit on me. And Neenie's like, no, no. She says the people in the circle, the people says the people in the circle, the people,

the people in the circle, the people. This goes gibberish. She goes, let's be very clear. She goes, let's be very clear bully. You bully plenty of people in this circle. Oh, okay. I guess she said people's and so can he's like, people's just, yes, plenty of people, plenty of people.

So can't he's like, fuck this shit. I'm going back up on stage because I need to introduce Shadina to the crowd. Yeah, which was also, they get mad that everybody's like, fuck this shit, I'm going back up on stage because I need to introduce Shadina to the crowd. Yeah, which was also, they get mad that everybody's fighting, but they didn't start fighting during your speech. You started the speech in the middle of a fight. Yeah. Like, what are you doing? So then Marlow goes, how do you try to spit on somebody?

If you spit on somebody, you spit on a number you don't, which is kind of is kind of a weak defense but you know she's no lawyer yeah they start squabbling and screaming during this whole like she deen is so important to me speech yeah exactly and like they're they're making a whole scene and and need to keep saying stuff like if I wanted to spit on you you will know you've been spit on you know all this stuff that somehow I don't know what's ridiculous. So then, so they're fighting and fighting and accusing each other of being bullies. And then, like, they settle down for like a second. And so Kenya walks over to Shamia,

who's standing near Nini. So then, it's like very close to Nini. So then it's like a, things like flare up again because it's like it's Kenya trying to like, get a Nini's face or not. And basically, you can see in the background, a producer just like pushes the security guard right into the women, you just see this hand come

and just be like, get in there, get in there quickly. You know? Yeah, cause Neenys hands up and she's like, do not touch me, do not touch me. Which no one's touching her, right? No, no one is. All right. And so Toss just at the mic going,

excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, this is a celebration of life. And they're just screaming and yelling and yelling that they're low class. And yeah. Oh God. So then we've got two camps of girls. Portia is telling me, oh, that was just to provoke you. She went close to you because she wanted you to hit her. You know, she's just trying to provoke you. Yeah. And, you know, because Nini is like, yeah, Nini is like, she wants me to punch her. I'm like, well, you're the one who fell for it. You're the one who got out of your chair, you know.

So Nini is also the one that's had to be held back by security what two or three times just this season from getting violent. So shut up. Yeah, exactly. And then Cynthia and Kenya and Eva are talking and Cynthia is basically saying that Neenie talking about trying to drag a girl in the streets when she's 55 is not really good look. It's not as good of a look as when you're just 52 and saying I want a little

baby chill in the air yeah. Baby chill. So then Kenya you know then we get the speech of like Shandina so great and everything and I was like I would like to take this moment to apologize to my wife. I wasn't a good husband earlier and I'm sorry to mama Joyce. Everyone's like oh you know I hated that. You know why I hated that right? Well it's just like a public display. It's like of course you can't be sorry in private but you're gonna get all the public points for it now. Yeah exactly it's like you know I do do appreciate this a grand gesture, and he was trying to like, like,

trying to like, sort of create like this embarrassing moment for himself by doing this in public, and everyone's like, oh, poor Todd, but like, yeah, he's doing this thing to get all this credit. Meanwhile, Candy's probably just spent the past two hours of this party fuming, not really being able to, being able to enjoy herself, because Todd

was like, I rather than me apologize to her, I'm going to now, so she can enjoy herself. I'll wait till I'm up on stage and I can be this big thing where I look like just the biggest gentleman. It's like to me was totally disgusting. Yeah, but I liked it because I knew that Mama Joyce would see this and just be fuming that she looks worse. That's probably true too. So then it's time to vote for the baby name.

And so they vote and then Riley reads the results and Riley reads it in the most Riley way. She goes, and the winner is, please. Please. Every kid on this show, like, Noel, Riley, Kayla, they are, I think it's just because their moms have so much personality that they have just like gone in the opposite direction of just like trying hard to not really register any sort of emotion in anything that they ever say. I would have done a write-in vote and just voted for French fry because why should

Porsche be the only one with the big products, you know? Yeah. You're going to have hot dog in French fry because why should poor should be the only one with the food products, you know? You can have hot dog and French fry. Yeah. So then we get the ending the ending cards or whatever. And I'm like, wow, this is going to be more exciting than the whole season, but no, it wasn't. Yeah. They're actually a little shady. It's like, Candy has finally figured out the secret to her work luck balance. She's spending more time with her family thanks to the national shelter and place order. It took a pandemic for candy to finally spend some time with her family.

Yeah, and then, can you fake marriage is still not fakely over, fake, fake, fake, fake. And in 2020, even Mike are trying not to have a baby and her custody woes are over, and she plans to be baby-free at least until Cynthia's wedding. Yeah, and then Porsche is spending time at tennis, but there's no wedding date. Her cookie jar is still closed sometimes. And then Nini has moved on from trying to spit on her foes. She's now spitting

bars on her new single honey popcorn sold separately, bloop. And then Cynthia's gone to LA and she's practicing for honey man That's exciting. Oh God, thank God that season's over. Seriously, I don't even know how the reunion will be like considering how choppy and awkward the watch happens live at home's have been. But now let's move on to Shaw's, which also had a lot of stuff happening this week. Yes, so Shaw's is a big vacation episode Yeah, so it starts off with my Chit chat Chit chat help you I was like you I don't know what this is I already just like it a coffee shop called chit chat

So Mike and Paulina they go to this place and they're just talking about how there's like all this drama and everything and Mike's like, so I've planned this amazing trip for Paulina's birthday and let me tell you where we were going. How are you, you know? And I thought it'd be really fun for your birthday if I invited the whole crew out to join. So what do you think?

She's like, wow, so basically a free vacation. Thanks. So, and did you notice, did you notice they get the coffee and she pays with a black amix? And he's like, thanks babe. She's like, you're welcome, my love. I did not notice that. That's amazing.

It's a girl mama. It's a girl mama being a chit chat with her black amix. And he's like, oh, you look hot today, baby. You look so hot. I think. I'm fine, love you. So yeah, she's like super psyched to be stuck on this trip with his jackass friends. And she's like, you guys are like 40, so come on. I was like, wow, she talks like me.

And he's like, yeah, that's what I'm saying, you know, like we're using an excuse to regroup. Yeah, that's not what you're saying at all. No, it's not at all. He goes, common sense tells me it's your girlfriend's not what you're saying at all. No, it's not at all. He goes, comment sends, tells me, it's your girlfriend's birthday and you should take her away for romantic chip just for you and her. And then the other side of me says,

free chip from Bravo, if I invite everyone to come along. So I'm like, I like what he talks about, comment sends because I don't think we've ever actually seen him listen to comment sends ever. Yeah, no. So then we go over to Nima and Mona. They're hanging out with her mom. And Nima is really upset still about his,

you know, how he was raised. The mom took Mona, the dad took him and moved to California. And he's still really, you know, all fucked up about it. And the mom's like, oh, when you're gonna have babies and this and that, he's like, well, because of when you're gonna have babies and this and that he's like well Because of the way you raised me. I will never have babies. Yeah, he's like I'm gonna say something And I don't want to I don't want it to make you upset But our childhood was so traumatic that I strengthened my resolve to never have kids and you were a terrible mom and dad was terrible to and

Honestly, I kind of wish I just been born to different people, but I don't want to make you upset Yeah, no shit and the mom's like, uh, okay look I get of wish I just been born to different people, but I don't want to make you upset. Yeah, no shit. And the mom's like, okay, look, I get it, and I'm sorry, but you can't use your past to sabotage your whole life, you know. And he's like, well, that's really hard for me to hear you just say, like, get over it, dude. Like, what am I? Just just get over it.

You know, I really don't like that. Neema, get over it, dude. She's like, you know what? Two years ago, I wrote you a whole letter about what happened. It was really emotional, it was really hard for me. And it's been two years since I wrote that. And, you know, and he's like, apparently Neema never read this letter.

Because he's scared to, he's scared that there's something's gonna happen that's going to dredge up feelings or make him feel a certain sort of way to his dad. And she's like, you'll listen, you want to know what happened? Read that six-page letter. And in my mind, I'm thinking six pages. I was like, that's kind of short for like the traumatic backstory of your child's life, right?

I kind of feel like at least get into double digits, right? No. I mean, I think that's pretty long, a handwritten letter, you know? I mean, I think, first of all, he asked her for a letter, then didn't read it and is still giving her shit about it. Yeah, that's not good. And I'm not going to say, I have all people I'm not going to say, like, oh think first of all, he asked her for a letter, then didn't read it and is still giving her shit about it. And I'm not gonna say, I have all people, I'm not gonna say, like, oh, you're child, you don't get to just be traumatized your whole life.

Because Lord knows, I've worked out a lot of stuff on this show. But at the same time, you really, you look stupid when you just blame your life, you know, your past for every single thing. Like, you're not single because your mom sucks. You're single because you treated your, you know, because you treated that girl you were dating like shit and made her look stupid on national TV. That's why. So if you're going to blame your mom for that, you know, I'm sorry, that it doesn't work like that. You were

a fucking asshole. Okay. And so stop blaming your parents for every goddamn thing, dude. Yeah. So let me take a watch it. Hey, maybe it's because we're doing Atlanta and this in the same day, but shut up, Neema. Well, so then we go to a coffee shop where Destiny and MJ meet up. And they're like, it's obviously things are very frosty between them because they have that fake, the sort of like the fake compliments

to open up a conversation a tough conversation where MJ is like just seems like you look cute and MJ goes I like your jacket. It's like this very like reluctant compliments. Destiny is just sitting there literally pounding like yes. So so MJ is like, you know what? I'm just here to apologize and to be transparent. And so this way we can air all the things that you did wrong in this situation. Great.

Yeah, she's like, I hope you can keep this energy because the crying and the confrontation and your terrible wig at the last party when you were like a janitor from the Muppets on crack Like coming at me for no reason like let's try not to do that today. Okay, and does me's like You realize that tears are from her right? I mean I really thought Maris and I were sisters She but she heard me and she's betrayed me and she doesn't even see it. I just don't trust her How did Maris betray you you still haven't explained one single thing that she's done to you.

I guess the betrayal is that Destiny claims that Maris told them like go do this on camera and then Maris is acting like she didn't do anything. Maybe that's the betrayal. You're still the one who went on camera and did it. Yeah. And Destiny's like I thought you had my back and then alley walks in perfectly timed Hi guys And she's like whatever these two have cooked up. I want no part of it So Destiny won't even look at him and he's like hi you and she's like uh I've a headache so

so then um MJ sits some down for for this full transparency talk. And she's like, listen, I knew that Allie had a problem with Reza, I knew he wanted to talk to you about it. I said, go for it. So there's me being accountable. Now, how about you go? And then Destiny's like, well, I know for a fact that I regret how I've come off,

for sure. Okay, so you still did nothing wrong. Great talk. Yeah. And Ali is saying how there's closest friends. And then MJ was basically like, but then you said to Reza that I, that you know, basically that I was talking about his marriage.

And Ali goes, that was the part that I had to improvise. I was like, wait, what? What has that been? Yeah, he goes, that's the part where I had to improvise because she said, wanna get destiny, and MJ's like, wait, wait, improvise, don't drag my name into this,

you know, MJ's concerned for Reza's marriage bullshit, you know? Yeah, and he's like, that was my mistake. Yeah, this guy's such. I think MJ had it right when she just called him a weasel. The last time this guy's just such a fucking weasel. You mean MJ MJ called Ali a weasel? Yeah, she said, why are you listening to this weasel? Yeah. So now, Destiny thinks it's like, don't come here weasel. Whatever, I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, Destiny thinks it's all fake and that basically Ali is falling on a sword to protect MJ

Because Ali said that destiny Ali was saying that destiny had Telling destiny that MJ had put him up to all of it and now he's not saying that anymore now He's like kissing your ass and be like I improvise it, et cetera, et cetera. Well, he said they both put him up to it. Right? I mean, at different times, he said he said at different times, different things, which is why are we even talking to this guy? What are you trying to prove? Still a weasel?

Still as much of a weasel as he was. Yeah. So either way, MJ Force is destiny to hug her. And it's like very very lackluster Unenthusiastic hug because normally destiny loves a hug I mean she practically hugged that possum she found on the street But I'm just like can we have like can I get a hug and and Destiny is just so reluctant but does it anyway? Yeah, she's like you don't I don't want to get yelled at Resa again. Okay. I need this job

So so then resa and Adam are at home, like, you know, Reza's doing his fake. Like, my marriage is so happy thing. He's like, how is my husband? Oh, I was really focused on the cat that was eating the roses. I was like, this is, that this is a scene. This is a scene. Cat eating roses. I got everything I need out of it. Honey, it is so late. I was going to wait to eat but it is almost 9 o'clock. So basically Adam comes in and Ressa makes a jenga joke. He's like, I'm gone next week so no naked jenga.

Adam's like, I actually want to have a conversation. It's not as serious as it sounds, but I want to explain the whole jenga thing. I went through my text messages and Ellie was right. I did mention something naked, whatever, and I told him immediately that night that I was joking. And in my mind, I'm thinking, why did it take you weeks and weeks and weeks

to like sit down and resa and clarify this? Something is so fishy about this. And he says, you know, later on, he says, well, you know, it's like the reason why I haven't been able to say it's because I try to say things and you talk over me and tell me to be quiet. And I'm like, if you're, if you're being falsely accused of infidelity, you're not going to let someone like talk over you in that moment to, to exonerate yourself. So this whole like weeks and weeks and weeks and like, by the way, I have something to share. I did finally look up what I texted him. That's so.

Yeah, I've been so busy. It means that something else was found. Somebody else has got some more ammo against Adam for him to be like, Oh, yeah, it wasn't there. For him to suddenly look at my text messages with Ali. I think that's like the first, if you don't, if you didn't do a naked jenga thing, the first thing that you do is you say, what did I text him? What is he saying about me? What is he, or what is he gonna show,

or he showed text messages to Resa? What did he send? You're just not gonna sit and look back at your text history with Ali? And what's also weird about it is Resa was already showing all those texts because Ali, sure he brought that huge stack of shit. Remember?

So, I'm confused. Like, yeah. Was this just shot last week? Do we forget where we are? Like, what's going on? Because this is a weird, this whole episode is a weird pivot. Where Reza is suddenly totally innocent. And it's a bizarre episode.

So yeah, I'm Adam doing the every guy who cheats does that. Well, it's just because you went there for me. I fuck you. Okay, so then Mike and me might go to the doctor to get Botox. And the doctor was a fohawk. Hottest doctor on Bravo ever. I'm sorry, he was so cute, even with the stupid fohawk. I loved him.

Yeah, I love it. By the way, you forgot to mention them, the most important part of that scene with Adam, He was so cute, even with the stupid foe hawk. I loved him. Yeah. I love him. By the way, you forgot to mention the most important part of that scene with Adam, which is he goes, I'm going to make a big statement. I'd never want MJ here. I don't ever want to be around here again, and even a hello.

Oh no, no, I have to respect my husband's wishes. This is so difficult. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry MJ. You are no longer going to be able to have that trip all the way to Glendale or the Valley wherever they are. I think they're actually in LA, right? I mean, Glendale is in LA, but I think that they're in East Hollywood or something. I think so, because their house is so little. I assume they were like in that water village or just some far-flung part of Glendale

Oh, I'm not sure I can't tell with the streets, but it's so little I assumed that it was like prime Property it's just so easy to like go in and grab some terracotta Pots and throw them around it just has to be central LA, right? Yeah, well, it's hard to tell when there's just sever on everywhere You know it's like wow there's a lot of cheffrons here must be the valley hard to tell when there's just Sephiron everywhere, you know. It's like, wow, there's a lot of Sephirons here. Must be the valley. Hard to get your bearings. So anyway, like you said, so we're at the doctor's office at this very neon filled doctor's office.

And Mike and Neema are there to get some Botox. And Mona is mad at Neema now. He tells us because he basically sent an, he read the letter and then he sent an angry text message to his parents basically saying, you guys fucked up my life. You guys are ruined my life. I, as I sit here, my very wealthy club, very like in my nice house with designer clothing and brand new teeth. My life has been totally fucked up. Yeah. And I'm actually kind of with Mike on this,

which makes me really uncomfortable, because Mike's like, yeah, like he doesn't understand his parents had to flee their country and start over with nothing. And like, he's just acting like, oh, my parents divorced. It's like no, dude. They ran from a warring country

like to save your ass, you know, you could be a little more grateful. Exactly. And Nima reads the letter to the producer and he's basically, excuse me, his mom said that in the letters like watching you leave was the hardest thing I've had to do in my life and it's haunted me for 25 years.

And I've taken, you know, I had to take extra shifts to earn the money so I could fly to California because your dad didn't support me. So I didn't have the money, yada, yada, yada. And but Neema's basically pissed because she talks about how she feels but it never addresses why the parents ever split up the family the way they did. Yeah. And Mike is like, life is short, dude. I hope you get some forgiveness in your heart. Yeah, so then they get both talks. Yeah, it's all over again.

Exactly. So now all the girls meet up for girls night out in downtown LA and so they all go to like the top of a skyscraper to like have drinks outside, but it's like freezing cold. So they go inside. This is pretty much all that the scene is. I'm going outside inside.

And then Gigi talks about her surgery, her traumatic surgery, and having to have her phlobe intubes removed, et cetera. And MJ is very empathetic and gives her a hug and stuff like that. And Gigi's like, fuck her, I still hate her. and stuff like that. And Gigi's like, fuck her, I still hate her. Hahaha. So then Nima said, another doctor's office, like Nima, get somebody in your life

so you can just stop going to doctor's offices. So I've gotta shoot something. It's either boots and bruises or a doctor. Okay, I've run out of clients, so let's go to the doctor, a different doctor now. Yeah, he's with his therapist. So he's talking about the letter and he's He's just so angry that he can't even talk with his parents right now

And now he's even more angry at his dad than ever before Well a big mystery was solved for me a big unimportant mystery was solved at the boots and Bruce thing I was like, why does he have chew in his pocket? Why would you get new teeth and then chew on chew? And it wasn't chew everybody, it's ice breakers, little round container. There you go. The top on the couch.

Yeah. So there's my formal correction. Yeah, well, you know, the thing is this, I realized that in my job, it's really important for me to have ice breaking moments. So then what better way to do that? There was an actual circle of ice breakers. Ugh. So he says, well, in the letter, moments so then what better way to do that than actual circle of icebreakers

So he says well in in the letter she said that my dad reached out to my grandfather and said that uh, you know that dad the grandfather said that the dad should take me to Iran for or take the kids to Iran for a month because they Were having problems and they didn't want to see us fighting. I mean, in what world is it better to take us to a place where they're carrying AK-47s in the street? I mean, you'd rather me do that than see you fight. I mean, come on. It's like, well, to them, that wasn't so abnormal, you know? Yeah. And if you had been there to see them fight, you probably would be in the same therapist's

office complaining about growing up in a household where your parents were fighting all the time. I mean, the point is, sadly, there was just no way to escape the trauma of that situation. And I guess I'm assuming by extension that after his dad took him to Iran, that then his dad took him to California, is that how that all happened? I'm not sure. Yeah, I think that they were having problems and fighting all the time. So they said, go to your grandparents house Which is kind of normal, right? But of course the grandparents lived in Iran

Wasn't as normal. So they shipped them over there decided to get divorced and they were like, okay Well instead of fighting about the kids, I guess you take one kid and I'll take the other kid and then the dad moved to California with him. Yeah Some weird King Solomon shit that that went awry, right? Like, was the King Solomon the one who said, like, split the child in half. Oh, God. Anyway, and again, nothing that I'm saying like a last no big deal, I wouldn't have any trauma about it, but...

No, for sure, trauma. Like, I would totally imagine trauma from that situation. But it sounds like also, you know, it's hard to say. We were only getting glimpses of it, but like when his mom's like, I gave you that letter two years ago, and you haven't read it. So part of it is like, you guys, at certain point, you gotta start like moving on with your life if you're in your, you know, 30s or 40s. So then we then go, now it's time to start packing for Hawaii, which is basically just Mike putting clothes in his bag going. Here's one outfit, boom, boom, boom. Here's another outfit, boom, boom.

Here's another outfit, boom, boom, boom. Black t-shirt, boom, boom. Black t-shirt, boom, boom. You know, people always say, we're a black shirt, you know? And I'm like it's easy, and probably he goes, yeah, I'm telling you name. Thanks, babe. I love you. Love you, babe. God, I love'm like it's easy. And probably he goes, yeah, I'm talking your name. Thanks babe. I love you.

Love you babe. God, I love you so much babe. Love you babe. I love you. So a lot of repetition of sounds right between love you and boom, boom. And then we go to Resa going, shoes, shoes, shoes, shoes,

jenga block, shoes. And then MJ talking to her assistant about like, oh gosh, here, I don't want to leave the baby, but this is my other family. Good luck with that. So then they fly to Hawaii. And Ressa is now doing this whole thing. I'm like, my plan is to be very cultural and easy to all my MJ conversations and interactions because I bitch lost 40 pounds and you got to be more careful with a new body. Am I right

everyone? Bitch lot 40 pounds. That's super. Well then of course the second they get there the homeowner or one of the ladies who's for the scene for this her job. Let me look here. Cultural attaché. The cultural attaché is like, okay, is everyone here? I need us all to circle up and then put your foreheads against each other and then inhale and exhale and inhale and exhale. It's like, that is a lot of halitosis, okay? Could we have some, could we have some teeth brushing in a circle before we do this? Because this is disgusting. Seriously, I love that lady

because when Gigi walked in and she had a lay from the airport, so this lady had a lay for her and Gigi's like, wow, and the lady goes, and this one's real. It's like, well, I love that. Layshade. You have some layshade. Well, it's easy to be shady when you're dressed in Kyle by Shaheeda. But you know, the the other thing is with Raza saying this whole thing of like, I'm just trying to take baby steps is that what he's really doing is painting a picture of himself as this wounded animal that's just trying trying to like against his emotionally he doesn't want to do this but he's going to try his best because that's the sort of hero that he is he's going to reconcile with MJ even though it's painful to him. I'm like, I'm not gonna just, it's not that hard to put your forehead onto her forehead. Okay. He's like, whoa, this is like a lot. I'm like, no, rub your forehead on her forehead. You guys have done much worse. Yeah, the best part was when they

put their foreheads and then they immediately turn away from each other. Yeah. So now we're trying to make this NEMA and GG thing happen again. I'm not really sure where this is coming from, but there is no chemistry there. Please stop. We're trying to make us think that this is actually a thing. We know it's not, okay, find something else to do, kids. Seriously. And then everyone sits down for lunch and res has like, I want to have a crunup conversation with two people that are really special to me. So why, MJ and Destiny are the two of you still engaging conversations with someone that didn't have my best interest at heart. Reson.

Reson. Regarding Ali. This vacation is not about you and your stupid feelings your husband cheated on you okay, get over it, talk to your husband. Get out of here. And you're not fooling anyone with your hashtag bamboozled shirt either buddy. So basically MJ is like, you know what, over the past four years, Ali has, you know, he showed up for my father's deathbed. He showed up in ways. Others haven't. And you know, Reza, you've done things to me in the past. And, you know, and I went went you've done things to me when I have literally done nothing nothing and then I cast her at the boots and beer thing going my hands are not clean

I'll admit that. Well she was saying you've done all this shit into the past and I've never retaliated against you and if I was going to retaliate it would have been one of those times you know. Yeah so she just gets up and walks off and I say, oh my gosh, you guys are killing me. I really wanted to talk about my black shirts in this scene. And everyone gets up and walks away annoyed. It's like, okay, great. Resa's gonna make this whole vacation

about what a victim he is, you know? And so I was like, can we enjoy our day? It's only a short time that we're here. Hey, Sarah, do something, okay? Yeah, exactly. It's only a short time that we're here. Hey Sarah do something. Okay. Yeah Exactly So Reza goes I'm like little bit scratching my back my back. So I'm just great. So badly I'm like I'm like yeah, what's happening in a show? Yeah, yeah, okay Well, they're picking rooms and Reza goes into MJ's room and she's like oh my god

You are literally the worst Literally the worst I'm owning everything She's basically wears the call that I deserve you know, and he's like well, why didn't you hit me up to say your bitch I'm feeling five kinds of ways right now like because she was giving birth and going through a dramatic physical surgery So they have you know, she's like that I wanted to be in the hospital But I wasn't in a good place. You don't have to be in a good place to go

help your best friend of 30 years, deliver a baby. Yeah, so they, she's like so basically what we're saying is we both lacked empathy for what the other person was going through. And he's like, where, you know, my best friend on earth, it's like for her to sit there and entertain someone who would do something that wasn't positive to me. It's like, oh my god. So everyone has to always do something positive to you.

Okay. And he goes, yes. So she's like, okay, so I didn't think what you were going through and you didn't think what I was going through. And he goes, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You know, I forgive everyone. And what I did to Ali was the same thing that Tommy did for me So I was standing up for my husband the way Tommy's to up for you So therefore I'm the bigger person and I can't wait to hug and go back to thrashing you on Instagram

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