Watch What Crappens - RHOA: She Did It By Shereé

Episode Date: September 7, 2022

It finally happened: Shereé Whitfield put on a fashion show with fashions, how undreadful! Yes, on the Real Housewives of Atlanta season finale, we at long last get to see Shereé's sartorial vision — and Tyrone too! What a night!Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Watch what crappins. Watch what crappins. Who cares what happens when there's so much that crap ends. Hello and welcome to watch our crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the star of the runway, the one, the only. Ronnie Karam. Hey, Ronnie, what's going on? Well, hello, how are you?

I'm just great. I'm great. How are you doing? Good. I'm just excited. for some Shibai Sherey, full circleness. Yeah, the Shibai Shiree fashion show finally happened. I did not realize that Atlanta this week was the season finale.

I think at the end of the last episode we talked about, like, I predicted that it was going to be the lead up to the season finale because I don't think they said last week that the season finale was upon us unless I missed it. So I was quite surprised that this was like the finale of the season and that we got to see the full fashion show. Oh, yeah. We sure did. And I'm actually glad that we didn't record yesterday.

We took it off because we didn't get all of the social media stuff that happened after this thing. Because Shere did not pay the designer, allegedly. She hired some guy to design all the stuff, didn't pay his ass, so she couldn't use those designs and the stuff that she was selling. Then her website crashed. And then when it came back up, she was selling stuff. from Alibaba and got called out on it and so took the site down and then it came back the next day with like two jogger outfits and a bunch of sweatshirts that had like charade quotes and stuff yeah it's kind of funny because so I actually missed all that I'm glad you told me that because I

missed all that because I was I basically like I was in vacation mode and then like last night spent hours just taking notes so it just wasn't on social media like that and but I did notice at the end this episode, this Atlanta episode, when they showed Shiree showing her fulfillment center that like her she buys Sherey clothing that she was showing off was totally different than what was in the fashion show. And I was like, there's a disconnect there. Like I feel like I just saw a whole bunch of like sheer tops and, you know, straight, you know, chray fashions. And now I'm just seeing sweatshirts with like little quotes. Yeah. So, um, let's see. There was that. There was that.

So we will be imbueing this recap with all that context. But before we get into it, we have Winter's Crappening. It's happening later today. And then we got like, you know, our usual recaps this week. This week we're going to be doing below deck med, which was, I mean, like, I'm like, I can't. I literally cannot. That episode was crazy. We'll be recapping that.

And real girlfriends in Paris. So that's always something to look forward to. And, of course, resuming on Monday, we've got take a seat. So that'll be next Monday. We took this Monday off because it was Labor Day. And also, I was very excited because I got to go to an Emmy ceremony this weekend on Saturday for the Creative Arts Emmys, which was important because it was the night that they gave out the unscripted reality awards, I guess you would say Emmys. perhaps, basically, the long story short, four people from selling sunset were there, and I was very happy.

And I saw Chelsea, I saw Chelsea, the new girl from selling sunset, and she was just absolutely, she was drop-dead gorgeous. And I wanted to talk to her, but like, I just was a, she was so gorgeous that I was afraid that if I talked to her, she'd be like, you're a boss bitch, babe, you're such a boss bitch. I love boss bitches like us. If you come to Manhattan Beach, boss bitch. I was like, I just want to just like enjoy her beauty and not have all the boss bitch talk, you know.

Well, that sounds fun. The pictures looked amazing. Speaking of, are you watching selling OC? Have you seen? Not everyone is talking about it. I think I'm going to try to watch that later this week or this weekend. Have you? No, I haven't, but everybody's been talking about that.

Yeah. Yeah, I really want to catch that. Also, actually, I'm bearing my favorite thing to say. I don't only have any stories, by the way. There's like no stories, you know. It's just like I saw this. I saw like, oh, I will say, Mary, oh, God, God bless Mary. So it was Mary Creschelle, Mary Creschelle, Chelsea, and Emma presented.

And they looked, I mean, they were all gorgeous, so gorgeous. And poor Mary, she kept on messing up her lines. It was like so Mary. She was like, when it comes to costuming, people often say, that it's the look it's the it's the it's the look that is the most important thing i was like oh mary just being so merry up there on stage but well it's hard to read a teleprompter when your head's bouncing around i know exactly but um uh they had like a party afterwards and um you know they had all these like different chef stations and guess what shirley from top chef had a station and i was so excited because

I absolutely love Shirley and I've always wanted to try her food and she was making little wantons and they were honestly the best best best thing that was served in that entire party. So I was really just like my top chefiness like geekiness was really coming out and Padma was nominated and I was really hoping Padma would be there. But I think she's still in London shooting. But it was really funny because when they showed the clips of like, you know, the nominees for best hosts, hers was something I think hers was the one where it was like

Who here has a Michelin Star Raise her hands One two three four five Wow Did the entire audience raise their hands Because they probably all do have one She zoomed in Hi this is Padma Lakshmi

Recording to you live From London I just want to say All of you even though you're at a ceremony Are not famous Good luck, bye By non-famous people That's it

The winner is someone more famous than you At home watching this Anyway those are all my stories Well that looked like an amazing night It was great to see you in the tucks Thank you It was very fun It's very fun

You're pink one suit That you probably got off Ali Baba The way things you're going Right out of this world It was my she by Shre Tuxedo So I ordered it 14 years ago. That guys finally made it here from Alaska. Okay, let's get the show on the road.

Need some badmoclips. Yes. All right. So let's talk about Atlanta. So it opens up we're seeing just, you know, like people doing things all around town. So Blaze is singing in the backseat, like in her kitty seat of Candy's car. And Candy's like singing along with it because Blaze is like, Pa, pop, pop, pop, pop.

And Katie's like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. She's like turning it into a hit song already. And the song they're playing is, Life is fresh, I ride hard. Life is fresh. I ride hard. And it just cuts to Blaze like, pop, pop, pop, pop.

Yeah, Blaze riding hard in that car seat. So then we go over to Drew with Pastor Jeanette. And Drew's like, Mom, the doctor said that I'm just overcompensating for the other Achilles with this Achilles. So now this Achilles hurts. And her mom's like, Jesus Christ. please go home. I know. Her mom's like, why is it that whenever I come in to shoot one scene with you, I'm here for weeks on this show?

Can I go back to Chicago? Kenya's on the phone with her assistant and they're trying to figure out what products she have. And she's like, if we don't have bottles, we don't have a line. Kenya trying to shoehorn her way into Sherey's big, like I don't have the supplies for my company storyline. But she wins because hers is at CVS. So she is going to be on so many long receipts. Kenny wins this one for sure. Receipts are just going to come twirling out of the machine now.

She's like, what I had to do was spend a lot more money to get my packaging in from overseas. Sarah Palin shows up at her door. She's like, hey, had a doodly neighbor. Okay, get some package for you. The back. Thanks for that extra 20 Bristol could have used it That's for sure

Okay Where should I set these bottles down I don't even understand that But I totally love it From Alaska Oh She's getting her stuff delivered from Alaska That's all I know about Alaska

They have a lot of fishermen And the Palin family But you had said overseas So that's why I was confused I thought like did Sarah Palin Recently make some sort of crazy stance About like overseas shipping The shipping crisis

is because of foreigners. I'm still in the lame stream overseas. Yeah. If you put lipstick on a cargo container, it's still a cargo container. No, sorry. It's Tuesday on a Monday. I am so dead.

My brain is so dead. Like, I don't want to use this cliche, but I'm just going to come out and say it. I need a vacation from the vacation. It's one of those. So I'm just like, like, I barely. even strung together my fake Padma moment with her

telecast into the Emmys and so like I can't even follow a Sarah Palin joke now so then Marlowe Marl and kids arrive I wrote Marlowe and kids arrive at Ross I was like finally Marlowe speaking some sense like I'm finally getting

to know Marlowe you know but no should they go to the Ross's house and she's like all right kids act like you have some home training and then she pees on a little tiny tree outside the front door. Yeah, and Sonia's like, oh my God, we were waiting for you all for 10 hours, but it's all love.

It's all love. Sonia is really good for a passive aggressive moment like that. I understand why she and Drew, like, we're originally friends because that's kind of their thing is just you can't simply just say hi. You've got to say hi and give a passive aggressive dig. Well, Marlowe is always late, right? And so, you know, she probably was literally 10 hours late. And Marlowe doesn't say sorry for being late.

She goes, I don't smell food, though. Yeah, that was her response. And Sonia was like, well, we're cooking together. You know, I can't cook. So the whole reason why this is happening is because Marlowe wants her nephews to learn how to change tires and oil. Mainly that way they can have some sort of like guys time with Ross and like let, you know, and Sonia wants Marla to know that there's like a village. It takes a village and, you know, that village does need oil changes.

So let's have some of the villagers take care of it, you know? Yeah. I feel like we've said this before, but I hate that term, it takes a village. Everything, every story I know that takes place in a village, the villagers always suck. I mean, don't they come out with like pitches, torches and pitch forks and shit? Villagers, yeah. Villagers suck, okay? There's the village idiot.

I mean, who wants, if you want your child to be raised by a village, you don't deserve a child. Okay, I'll say that. You know, I think I've never heard, like, that is, that is, that is so true, Ronnie, what you just said. You just spoke so much true. Okay. You try getting anything done. You try getting anything done with an HOA in a village. Okay.

I'm a goddamn meeting about painting a mailbox. Okay. Fuck off, villagers. I'm just trying to think of the children. I'm just thinking about the people who, who, who were on my street growing up and what would happen if they all raised me. And I don't know. I don't think that would be, I don't know if that would, that would have been great. They're all lovely people, but I just feel like there would have been a lot of indecision and I just

wound up just. He lived on a very indecisive street. Well, I think everyone's so nice that no one would have wanted to make it. No one would have really wanted to like really make a decision. Then my dad would probably, my parents would be like, okay, this is what's going to be. And then I'd be raised by my parents all along anyway. Yeah. Your parents are raising the village.

They just turned that saying up on its end. Listen, we can only do so much for the village. Okay. So Marlowe says that they need a really strong role model because the role model needs to feel the void. So she's wearing a stuffed tiger sweater. And so it's like you do need some help. I'll give you. They do need other examples of their life.

Sarah Palin shows up. I'm here to help with a care. Hope you got that stuffed tiger sweater. I sent you in the mail. You did buy American, didn't you? Is this a Chrysler? It better be. Oh, God.

So Marlowe says that her mom's coming and she's going to be staying in a hotel. And Sonny asked why. And Marlowe's like, because of our past. I mean, she came to visit last time when I lived in my last place. And then she got mad and went door to door knocking on every single neighbor's door, calling me a bitch and a hoe. Yeah. So she's like, you can stay at a hotel this time.

That shit's funny because that mom's so old school. That's like a mom before Facebook, you know? That's a mom without a Facebook. Because now mom's just going on Facebook and they're like, you won't believe what my slut son just did. But back then they had to go like door to door, you know. That's what you do in a village. You got to learn all the parents.

It's like if it takes a village, it also takes a lot of door knocking to complain about your child, you know? Yeah. So anyway, the other thing is that now we go and we see the kids, now they're actually like changing the tires and stuff. I would be so pissed if I have those kids, by the way. It's like, hey kids, stop playing video games. You're going to change some oil an hour and a half away. So they are doing it. And Ross is saying how like, you know, like changing a tire and going fishing and putting on a tie.

He never got to experience that until he had a stepfather, which I hate to break it to Ross. I think those experiences are a little overrated, you know, changing a tire, going fishing, putting out a tie. I feel like right now, Ronnie, we are just dispelling all the myths about child rearing, okay? You know, honestly, I never got anything out of it. I went fishing only a few times and I felt it to be a very met experience. if anything, I felt the whole act of like the fish coming out of the water and flopping around and like it going into like a styrofoam cooler. I found that to be aggressive and unpleasant.

Me too. It was horrible. It was the first time I ever committed murder. I've never forgotten the distant look in that fish's eyes. I'll never forget it. So then we go to Marlowe. She's inside. And it's like we cut back and forth between the boys doing boy things like changing the oil.

And the girl's doing girl things like cooking. And I really love when a show can move us forward. Yeah, like this, you know. So Marla's like, my feet, she's basically asking, oh, because the boys finally come back in. So she's like, what do you all do? And they tell her about the tire and oil. And she's like, that is something you're always, always going to remember, boys. You're very, very lucky.

No, you won't. You'll not. You won't. Take it from someone who's changed one tire that is dead. made him you don't need to remember that shit no okay you don't hire is gonna be wobbly okay yeah the tire is all and you know what did he teach you what torque is then he's useless okay just work hard enough so you never have to change a tire so yeah let me tell you something I bought off of amazon a little thing that puts air on my tires because I got sick of my my my my front left tire

and my Subaru is like the julienne more of tires and safe in that like it keeps losing pressure. And every time I take it to like just tires or the Subaru, I'm like, I think there's like a little hole. And they're like, no, everything's fine. We checked it out. It's fine. I'm like, but it's always losing pressure. And like, no, everything's fine with the tire.

So I guess I'm the Julianne Moore, not the tire. But either way. So I was going to say. One of the Subaru is. It sounds like the tire problem is in your head, a la safe. No, the Subaru is the problem because the Subaru, it puts up a little thing. It's like, boo. tie warning.

So that's Julianne. She's going to show up at your house. You have tirehausen? Do you have tire housing? How is it that one day you're in bed sick and the next day your car is driving around in a bikini top? Oh God, tire housing by proxy. So I got a little thing to inflate. I'm going on such a long route to make such a stupid point, which is that I just got a thing to inflate the tire.

and I have to do it once a month. And I still can't remember how to do it. I have to look at the stupid instructions every single time. And all you have to do is attach a thing and press on. And I still have to verify that that's really all I have to do. So the point is this, kids, this lesson will not have long-term impacts. So they are taught. Marlow's like, so you guys are working on a baby.

That's what I want to talk about. That's what I want to talk about. Did you get a UDI, a OTI? I can't remember. What's the dairy-free ice cream? And what's the vagina sickness? Drew's Adora face thumbs in. Was someone talking about Uta as in Uda Hagan?

Because I can talk about her. She's like, I'm getting my IUD out. She's like, you owe me, you owe me. It's like, no, IUD, Marlowe. So Marlowe's like, what does that stand for? I, you dick in me? Ha, ha, ha, ha. So Sonia's like, okay, I'm just going to move forward.

So she's going to, she and Ross have reached a resolution on the situation about whether or not to have another kid. Basically, Ross said to her, look, you know, I don't want to have another kid unless you want to have another kid. You know, like I want to be down in the trenches, but like not if I'm doing it alone. I want to be with you with everything. And then by him saying that, she found it really sexy. And now she's like, guess what? I want to have a kid now. So congratulations on the point for reverse psychology, you know?

Yeah, it's very simple reverse psychology. You see? Sometimes it's the simple things. It's the simple things. Don't need to village, just reverse psychology. Oh, so then we go over to TW events. And it's one week until she by cherey. And one of the places that they saw selling the she by cherey stuff was called shine in.

And so people are saying shining by cherey. Oh, I love the internet. commercials here comes one right now so tony or tori a new girl and rwana are there and troy is the planner and troy's like oh hi shire i'm a huger come on shire i learned this in my village so um basically cherey has contracted 24 pieces currently she only has five and she's like outsourced across the nation because we know there's stuff over with Sarah Palin. They're stuff in L.A. Now there's stuff in New York.

And somehow she's outsourced everywhere, but she has nothing. Yeah. So they're looking around the space and talking about how stressed Shire is because, you know, she's worked so hard on, you know, calling people. She's worked so hard. She's worked so hard over these past 14 years that she never even bothered to learn how to sew. Her scrolling fingers are exhaust. Okay, so she's

Saying that she talked to some guy in New York and they over promised and you know How could she do this when this is such a beautiful space and if it doesn't have if she says if it doesn't happen this time I have to bury this I have to bury this shit Is that it? Is it 14 years? Is that the rule? Like it did I've said it for 14 years and now it's buried Listen, we've waited 14 years I can wait another 14 She'llet, you know, she plays the long game. You know, we waited many years for Chateau Choray. We're accustomed to waiting for her to do things.

We're still waiting for her to truly dump Tyrone. So, you know what? Like, Shiree, if it doesn't work out this show, I'm down to wait some more. I want you to do you and put out your best effort. Yes. So she's basically freaking into where he gives her a helm. I don't know why I said that. A hug.

And she's like, well, I'm having. PTSD for the fashion show of no fashions. And then we see 14 years ago. And they keep putting in a Dwight remix of a fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful. How dreadful. How dreadful.

How dreadful. Yeah. They like play that audio clip so many times with like an echo effect on it. It's like haunting her, you know. So then we go over to Marlowe going to pick up her mom. So her mom, Emma, has. flown in from Arkansas. And now Marlowe's talking about how she wants her mom to be like, she can be like a mom

or a grandma role model for the kids. She's really just, you know, it's just so funny that she like talks to much shit. And then she'll be like, now you can be a role model too, by the way. So her mom comes and comes out of her hotel. And she's like, mom, where's your teeth? She's like, well, they weren't quite ready. She's like, what happened to your teeth now? Yeah, she says, I accidentally.

threw them away. I've been there. I mean, not with my teeth, but literally anything that you can, you know, detach from me has been thrown away on accident. Yeah. So Marlowe brings her mom to the store

in like a mall. And there's this very, very happy and excited salesperson who's like, hi, how are you? Welcome to Pretty Persuations. Like this is definitely the biggest day in Pretty Persuasion's history. You can tell.

I feel like no one even comes to this mall. So they go there's like shopping and Emma's trying on all sorts of like scarves and hats and things like that. You know, it's cute. Yeah. And Marlowe Mouth's to the lady. She's like, wine. Oh, we'll have some water, please. Wine for me.

So the mom's like, well, I've been saying I want to move back home. And she's like, oh, that's my fairy tale dream mom. You know, I just want to make sure you're okay. You know, drugs, drinking. You're going to therapy. and she's like, well, I'm glad God opened your eyes to see that I was hurt too. Yeah. She's like, well, okay, okay, mom, well, I forgive you.

She's like, well, I'm thankful you're forgiving me and I'm forgiving you too because, you know, there are a lot of things that you did to hurt me, like when you put us out. And she's like, oh, really? So the worst thing I did to you was kicking you out of the house I bought you. Well, that hurt me as well, because I said I wanted it to be for the grandkids so they wouldn't be in foster care. And then I get calls from the police because people are fighting, selling drugs, doing drugs. I was like, oh my God. Yeah.

It's a pretty. It has me torn up, you know? Yeah. It was, it's like, I mean, it's interesting with Marlowe, like, I, over the course of the season, the feedback, like, listening to what people are saying, you know, a lot of people, after she sent her nephews to her sister's house, a lot of people were like, I can, I hate Marlowe, like what she did was really unforgivable. She was doing well, but now I hate her, you know. And I feel like watching this, I mean, you really get the sense, especially the way that Marlowe pops off on people and watching her trying to grapple with this and grapple with her mom and knowing what she's been through.

Like, she's just like, I think a pretty fascinating example of like generational trauma, like in dealing with it and trying to like break cycles, et cetera. But you also really see like she had to deal with like a lot of shit in her life. It's like a lot. And, you know, a lot of people have dealt with a lot of shit. But, you know, specifically with Marlowe, you're just like, damn, that is, that is, that's rough. Yeah. And still dealing with it, you know.

I think she has her house. She gets her teeth. The kids were living in the house, you know. The sister was on drugs. And mom is, I mean, it's just not good. And so she's like, well, mom, do you think, she said something like I needed, I needed that or something. And Marlowe's like, well, do you think I needed you at age 10? And she's like, but wherever you were, I came to you.

Don't forget that. I came to you. And she just gets up and starts repeating it, Marlowe. I came to you. And so they hug and basically make up. And Marlowe's like, I just don't want to be hurt anymore. And she's like, you will not be hurt anymore by your mama. It was like a very sweet.

It was like, it was sweet. They were like, you know, crying and hugging. The only thing that took me out of it was that like the lady from pretty persuasions was just like standing right there watching them while they were having this emotion. moment. She was standing right over their shoulder. I'm like, ma'am, I know this is a big day for you, but maybe step to the side. So let's see. Sharray's on the phone, you know, saying, will I have them tonight? Will I have them tonight? Will I have them tonight? Will I have them tonight? And then we go to Kenya more hair care. Hi, CBS. Does that mean cock very soon? The, yeah, the big CVS soon.

To meet the CVS scene. This harkened back to Reza. I think we talked about this. Like Reza launching, Reza be obsessed at Sally Beauty of Outer Las Vegas. I would argue that this is a more prestigious thing. But I just think it was just like very funny because it was like a whole scene, but it was like in a CVS. And I think it's a great. Like to be able to get the CVS is a big deal.

But there's just something. the juxtaposition of like glamorous housewives standing around a display in CBS was like very funny to me I love a real housewife scene with this sound doong dong I know and I love that the gay director guy finally got his moment you know because you know at the CBS headquarters there's some sweet man named Robert who was like I'm doing that scene I am doing it yes paid my dues and I'm doing this same. Okay, Robert, go for it. So she comes in and Robert's there with flowers. And he's like, hi, I'm Robert. I have flowers. My God, congratulations on CVS. You know what's funny? We don't sell flowers here. It's like one of the only things. You are more popular than flowers. Congratulations,

Kenya. Flowers couldn't even make it here. I sat next to Kathy, Frank, and Flowers for three years watching her eat tuna salad at her desk and it was worth it for this moment to have this moment with you. Kenya Moore. So. Yep. I even bought flowers just to make Frankenflowers feel bad. So I've got Frankenflowers.

Isn't it funny that I brought flowers and I have someone I work next to me in Frankenflowers? What is this life? So Candy shows up like she's walking into a CBS. She's like, Hi. The step in receipt, by the way, is just a long receipt.

It's actually the red carpet is the receipt too. everything's the receipt. Yeah, the step and repeat is the receipt. The step and receipt. Yeah. So, yeah, she comes in with that look on her face. Like, oh, my God, am I going to get sick in here? Like, I really want peanut M&Ms.

Am I going to get sick in here? And, you know, they vacuumed the shit out of that CVS carpet, by the way. I've never seen such a sparkling clean CVS before my life. Everything was spotless. They were like, there were like someone like, like, like, Someone, like, get Stanley Steamer in here right now. Okay, like, oh, I'm sorry. They are booked at pretty persuasions today.

Damn it. Hmm. Oh, Robert. You failed, Robert. Um, so Candy is like, wow, I don't even have my products in CVS. So kudos, did they stop selling dildos? That's what I was wondering. Did they stop selling, um, remote control, um, Vigey Vibrators?

Yeah. In the CVS soon. I was wondering what, what product. candy was expecting. She's like, she's like, I don't see either any dildos nor any casingles of no scrubs. So. So Kenya's having an emotional day, you know, and Sonia comes. And she's like, this is no dollar general.

Okay. This is the CVS. So they've set up a little purple ribbon for Kenya to cut for herself. So she cuts it. She's like, yay. I'm surprised Sonia wasn't wearing her gold medals to be like, wow, what a great. great triumph for you. What you really this is a landmark occasion for you. I I say that as someone who also has had some landmark occasions on a world stage, but this is nice to CVS.

Sonia is like, um, Kenya, I would just like to say congratulations and give you the opportunity to hold a gold medalist gold medals. Here you go. It's just like a little sack of those chocolate coins covered in gold foil. Just cabaret cream eggs. So, so Drew comes limping down the aisle. which I think this was good for Drew because I feel like she was also going to probably Actually I feel like everyone you know that candy probably also turned this into a shopping trip She's like I came down here to celebrate Kenya But I also needed to get some toothbrushes

But so Drew comes lumping down And Kenya says that she feels amazing And she feels like her life is turning around now Yes I'm so glad that Your life in that beautiful mansion that you have while you're like famous on TV and on Dancing the Stars is finally turning around for you. And Drew's like, well, let's talk about Shrey now. So I start talking about Shrey and how she's only got five pieces.

And Keny's like, five pieces does not a fashion show make. And Drew's like, well, it's better than nothing. I mean, let's just hope it's not a party because we know she doesn't pay for parties. So she has me money. She still owes me money. Yeah. And Kenya's like, I'm not willing to make this scene about a Drew and Shrey fight. So, Katie just goes, well, I love you guys for supporting me.

And let's just end this with a bang. Can you more hair care? Can you more hair care? She just completely glosses over what Drew was trying to start up. So for those of you forgetting that Joyce is a monster, let's go to Canty and Joyce having lunch. By the way, I just want to say before this lunch scene, I sure as hell hope that there was like a lunch.

scene with these women that was like cut because if they all just had to drive to the CVS just to watch Kenya cut a ribbon and then leave I would be pissed like I would be really angry if I drove across town just to see a ribbon get cut at CVS she's already had the party she's not catering again for this she's like we finally got shampoo in the bottles everybody you can buy your own lunch thank you for stopping bye seriously so candy and Joyce are at lunch and um at our table that was that they're sitting at the table that we sat at at olg. Oh, they are. I hope their food is warmer. So they're talking about Blaze becoming an actor. And Chanty's like, you know, Riley has, basically we're working on our estate, right?

She basically tells her that they're working on her estate. And Joyce tells her, well, Riley should get most of it because the other kids benefited from having a father. And Riley didn't benefit from that, which is like, I'm okay, but no, you can't Todd shame the children. They can't help it that they were created from Todd's sperm, Joyce. Who does that? You don't treat your kids like that. They're all candy's children. Yeah, I feel like that's not a good precedent to set. I feel like

ultimately you want your children to all feel like they're equal in your eyes. It's not like, it's like, so Riley may not have benefited from having a father, but maybe she benefited by having a single mom in different ways. And so, like, you know, maybe Ace and Blaze are not going to benefit in the same way because of that. Maybe Riley learned a certain amount of resilience. Joyce, selfish, money-grubbing monster, okay? You did not make any of this money. Your daughter's already supporting you, gave you a restaurant named after you that you get a paycheck from.

She bought you a house. Shut the fuck up. Get your hands in your pockets, ma'am. Like, who acts like that? And also, what makes you think you're going to live? so long that you're going to get to take all of the money in the end. Just cut the crap, Joyce. Okay. She just hates Todd and she doesn't want, she doesn't want Todd to be controlling that money, I think, ultimately. I think that's what that's really about. I mean, she probably also wants

the money for herself, but I think that basically she does, she, I think that she thinks that Todd will use that money to, like, favor his children rather than Riley. I think she's thinking that Riley will not be protected. You're giving Joyce a lot of credit. So I think she's more worried about Joyce. I mean, because she doesn't hide anything that she's saying because then she says, you know,

like, why would you leave Todd all that money? You're going to set somebody up for a lavish lifestyle? I mean, what about when someone else moves into your house, you know, and what about Riley, who was there before everyone? She should get the most, you know? And then who's going to be the trustee? And Candy's like, uh, Don Juan. And she's like, um, and it needs somebody else like me.

No. Joyce should not be the trustee of Candice money. That I will say, absolutely not. Yeah. So Joyce is full of shit. She's just trying to get her hands on all that money. Candy is a very patient person. I'll give her that.

Yeah. And then Candy says that if tragedy were to strike, she would prefer that Todd would remain single. He can be in a relationship, but he can never re-react. marry because she doesn't want anyone to come in and have legal rights to anything that could possibly go to her kids. So Candy was very sure to get that on the record for a public audio for like a few million people to hear. Well, why doesn't she just give the businesses that she has I don't know. What the fuck do I know about this? I can't. I can't a date plan for Candy. Like I don't even date. But yeah, I mean, you shouldn't marry him if that's what you're worried.

You know what I mean? That's crazy. By the way, it does say something that I, that they both kind of mistrust, no pun intended, Todd on that front, right? Like on a certain level, Candy would fear that Todd would, would remarry someone who would not have the best interest for her kids. Like that's what he would, you know, like I think that says something about Todd. Yeah.

So, let's see. Then we go to Sherey. Now it's one day. And there's some like fans, I guess, waiting outside when she arrives. And they're like, oh, my God, love your font. Love the font. She's like, oh, God, thank you guys. Thank you.

Thank you so much. So she gets there. And there's a woman Lovilla, Levia, who is the head of a modeling agency that I guess they finally decided to hire. And she's been saving the day. But Shire still doesn't have all her samples. She's expecting a package later that day with everything. And Rwana's like, listen, if it's anywhere in the U.S., I will fly. I will fly there today and grab them.

And Sharia's like, so you're going to have them finish baking this stuff? And Rwana's like, oh, wow. Also, thanks for the offer. You needed to offer that like days ago, okay? This shows in a few hours, Rwana. So she's like, well, I mean, listen, Shiree, if it's not at least 15 outfits. it's going to be a party and you're going to have to pay for it. She's like, oh, no.

Yeah. And then she's, and then Shreys like, well, if it's a preview, then we don't even need a runway. How about that? Like, well, you already paid for the runway. Well, it doesn't matter. So things. I'll bet she didn't. That's true, too.

So then Apollo shows up. So like Shreys kind of addressing the group, kind of not, but Apollo shows up. And he's like in the back of the group. So Shre's like, Apollo. Everyone is Apollo. He's a model. And you could see, like, Levia smiling and just, like, smiling and looking at Apollo. But, like, her smile basically said, this man is no longer a model.

I'm sorry to tell you. So then Tyrone. Oh, my God. Tyrone staggers in walking crazy. I don't know why he's walking like that. But he's doing, like, a real stiff, like, soldier. Like, I don't know. Yeah, I guess he's going for swag.

But he looks kind of like a. soldier. I don't know. It's weird. It's a weird walk. Okay. Yeah. I know what you're going for. You're not quite getting there. Okay. But, yeah. Well, Shere goes, why has Tyrone walking here looking like Bromann from the fifth floor, which was totally accurate? And so, like, that was because you, you know, bro man. Oh, it was just a side character on Martin. And like, that's how bro man would walk into places. And basically, Tyran was doing, Tyrone was literally doing. that but like the thing is that bro-man is like a caricature it's like a cartoon almost you know but tyrone was actually doing that so um so he walks in tyron just like walks in and kaley who's charay's daughter is there

and she's looking and she's like who is this who is this guy who's walking like this into this fashion show rehearsal and then a producer is like it's tyrone and she's like oh my god he's short And Sherey's like Well I am close with his cousin Stan And I invited Stan to the show So I guess that that's how we found out about the show Really? You don't think it's your thirsty ass producers Fucking with you

Really? Yes I know for real I mean the guy Tyrone walked in he was miced Commercial Here comes one right now So she's like So you pop

up now, but when I was in your city, you couldn't pop up? And he's like, not when I'm on federal confinement, Shiree. And she's like, but what do you mean? We went to restaurants. There's plenty of apple bees that know us by my name. What are you talking about? And he's like, well, we didn't publicize that. And she's like, well, then you should have communicated that to me. And he's like, well, why would I apologize to you for doing something that would send me back to prison? You don't get it. You could still call. You called and told her you were going to meet her at the restaurant in the first place. you could have called her and told her you weren't going to meet her at the restaurant. Oh, my God, man.

And he's acting like she deceived him, like she was going to ambush him with cameras. Like, how do you date a reality star and then not think cameras are going to be there during a time when she's shooting? It was ridiculous. So she basically tells him that she was humiliated. And, you know, she tells us that, like, you know, if you're a thirsty ass wants to be on camera, then you're not the guy for me at all. Which is why I'm dating a reality star next. Is that who the new guy is? Yeah, he's from some reality show, yeah.

So she's like, yeah, well, I don't want you here without an apology. And he's like, I'm not apologizing. And Kaylee's like, hi, I'm Kaylee. Are you Webster? Hi, nice to meet you. I've heard a lot about you. Kaylee is great. She totally is.

She does a great past aggressive move because she goes, hi I'm Kelly nice to meet you he goes oh hi Kaylee nice to meet you and she goes what's your name which is great because she knows exactly who she is who he is so Shrey walks off all mad and Kaylee leaves him alone and Apollo is like hey listen man is a friend you you just don't leave your queen you just don't leave your queen at a restaurant you get a drill and chase her around the garage that's how you really show love I'm the new romantic Apollo Yeah, I wear scarves now. So Tyrone is like, he's like, you're taking the wrong side.

And I wouldn't get in the middle of you and, you know, whoever. So the producer asked Apollo, you know, the producer says, you know, Tyrone claimed he didn't show up because filming would be a parole violation. And Apollo is like, that's not true. And it says underneath Apollo, not a legal scholar. He goes, I think it's under subsection 32 that everyone has a right to media contract and or presence. So I am not buying that one. So then Tyrone finds Sherey again. He's like, well, it looks really good.

And she's like, you don't know me an apology? And he goes, well, why don't we both apologize? And she goes, you don't need to be here. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. And she tells us, Tyrone can kick motherfucking rocks. And so he leaves and she's like empowered. Yeah.

But, you know. I'm always nervous because I feel like Shire sometimes talks a big talk. but then still winds up slinking back, which is sort of what happened with Tyrone, you know, because she did declare that it was finally over, and then she admitted, I think, last week that she had called him. But, I mean, now that she does have a new man,

it does feel like it is finally over, but, you know, before I knew she had a new man, then I was still, like, nervous. So then Marlowe is getting ready, and she's getting her store ready and cleaning a jewelry case because her mom's going to come see Le Archive. And so the mom comes.

And she's like, welcome to La Archive, Mommy. This is Adrian. He is in charge of getting us wantons, also my hair, and the store. He's in charge of egg rolls and flowers. He's a florist, too. So Marlowe, like two days ago, had called Candy to apologize again for basically being crazy to candy in Jamaica and invite her to meet her mom at La Archive. and Marlowe was like And then Marlost talks about how like

Everyone in her family sees her as a money tree And then the moment she says no she becomes a bad person And so she and her mom are like talking some more And her mom's talking about how she cried Whenever Marlowe like so many years Marlowe wouldn't come in for Christmas And Marl was like yeah but I always sent a gift didn't I And the mom's just like well that didn't mean anything

Because I want to spend time with my child And you never you know I never told you not to come home for Christmas Yeah she says I don't care about the gift So she was oh Okay, I'll stop that then. Okay, okay. Then I'll stop that. She's like, uh, not that fast.

Not that fast. Like, Mom, you have to admit you're the center of our problems. And she goes, now listen, last night I said, Crystal, I wonder if I should ask Marlowe. Should I bring my friend around here? And Marlowe's like, and that upsets me. You don't get it. I love the mom. She's like, Marlowe, I'm always going to be.

Can I bring my scumbag boyfriend to your house? I know. It was definitely giving me flashbacks to that. in Potomac where Ashley was having issues with her mom's boyfriend of like 15 years or whatever. So Marlowe is basically like, no, you can't bring him around. You know, this guy's like on drugs. Okay. And Emma's like, no, no, he's not on drugs anymore.

And basically like what we find out is that a lot of Marlowe's issues with her mom stem from men that her mom has brought into her life and that Marlowe feels like, A, the guys are usually trash, but also they, Marlowe. feels like she's competing for her mother's attention with these guys. So Marlowe's yelling at her. She's like, what does he do for you? Doesn't even have a job? And Candy comes in.

And so Marlowe's like, I'll be right back. I'm getting wanton sauce. It's just wanton sauce. I'll be right back. So she leaves and Candy's like, well, hello, nice to meet you. How are you doing? And she's like, I'm doing good. And Marlowe's upset because she wanted Candy to see her happy, you know,

when she comes into like drama. So she comes back and the mom's like, Now, if I hurt your feelings, I'm sorry. I'll tell him he can't come. Yeah. I'd have her ass on the first train back to wherever she came from. This is some bullshit. I'd be like, bye.

Bye. You can come back when you find your teeth. Bye. Okay. Or pay me back. Bye. Get out. To think that I rejected Sarah Palin's offer for lunch for this.

Your teeth just arrived in Alaska. Should I bring a bye? I got a great trash barge here. Sorry, I thought these were teeth. It's moose antlers. Do you want those instead? Very different size. Mom, take those out.

I can't hear you. I can't understand what you're saying. I don't know what I'm saying today. So Marlowe is so candy. So Marlowe. So Adrian brings in a whole bunch of egg rolls and like wantons and stuff like that, which look delicious. And then they're like sitting down.

and Marla was saying like, you know, this is really Candy, I want to let you learn more about me and my mom. And so then Candy turns to her mom and goes, so how old were the kids when you started using drugs? Jeez, Candy, God. I have to assume that there was more a conversation that was edited out, but that was such a pivot. They're like, nice to meet you.

So how old were you when you started doing drugs? And she said that Marla was seven and she was very traumatized at the time. And that's what she fell back on. And Candy's like, you know, me and my mom have problems. But seeing them try to work it out makes me appreciate my mom even more, you know, even though she's trying to get me to sign everything over to her so she can slip some fucking poison in my drink and go to the Bahamas or whatever the hell she wants to do with all of my buddy. Candy is like, well, maybe you guys should get some counseling together. And she's like, I mean, I tried to do that with my mom, but I just got cussed out.

And Emma's like, oh, no, I would never, I would never cuss, cuss her out. You know, I'm not that person anymore. It's like, no, Emma, it's not you cussing her out that you have to worry about. It goes the other way around. So then Sherey's getting glammed up at home. Now, Sherey's doing something today that's really bizarre. She keeps having people put up a ponytail and then taking down a ponytail and then putting up a ponytail and then taking down a ponytail. She does the switch like three times in the show.

And I'm not really sure whether it does. I guess the ponytail's like her sports look. I just thought it was funny that she had it done in every scene. I did not notice that at all, but that's hilarious. When the ponytail goes up, that means she's ready to work. It's like a traffic crossing. That's her Hogan moment. So then she is, now she's at the venue on the step and repeat.

and there's no CBS on it. It's just embarrassing, awkward. So then she's talking about how everything came in last night, and now she has even more than 25 looks. She has 27 looks. Wow, where's Catherine Heigel when you need her? Am I right, 27 dresses? So then Shrey tells us,

you know, talk about a brand for 14 years that has a household name and has never given you one product. There is no other choice. It has to be done. And I made me think, like, I cannot believe that we've been living with Sheba Shire in our lives for all these years. And not only that there's been no product, truly, like, that she never said to herself, you know what, I have a vision and it's never come together because I've been relying on

these, like, janky seamstresses in other cities. I am going to teach myself. I am going to take lessons and I'm going to learn how to sew. She's like never, in 14 years, thought, yeah, I'm going to do that. Because, you know, honestly, if she had done that, like, eight years ago, she could have been doing a lot of this herself. Um, so you know how they show designers running around like on project runway? They're like, okay designers.

Get to the runway. You have 30 seconds. And they show them with like pins in their hair, you know, pins in their mouth to yeah and all the clothes or whatever. So it's like that. But she's like, what's going on between your legs? He gives you a camel toe like that's her. That's her version of pins in your lips like camel make it work.

Yeah, that's her that's her make it work. You got camel toe. just come around and says that to someone to pep them up. So the models are like practice walking on the runway and one falls down. And Shrey's like, okay, okay, we need to get some baby powder. That'll stop people from slipping. She's like, oh wait, someone fell over. I just want to see people like slipping all over the runway.

Oh, that's not for the model. I just, I heard that some of the ladies were at CVS and I just want to pick up some stuff for me. So, yeah, so now we see everyone getting ready. And Kenya is, you know, Kenya is getting ready. She's having Brooklyn choose out of look. It's really cute. That's the usual thing of like, let me, let me ask my three-year-old child what look I

should wear, which is cute. But I'm getting a little, I'm a little over the scene, to be honest, watching kids pick out their mom's clothes. Like, I think Robin Dixon really killed that for me. So then. Robin Dixon's kid is the best though He's the best child's clothes picker at her Why is that?

Because he's like Ugly ugly hideous gross Disgusting horrible monstrous I like that one Wear that one He's like okay thanks And he picks out good stuff He's a good clothes figure outer

I mean I give him credit Listen it's not his fault The kids are always cute in these scenes I'm just saying like the novelty has worn off And I feel like we saw Robin do that like 12 times last season. So then that was a big moment for Robin. Yeah, as well as many other franchises too. So then now Drew is in glam and everyone's in glam.

Every single person is in glam. The models are getting into their looks. People are arriving on the red carpet. The red carpet was really great on this. It was like a big trip down memory lane. And I like we saw a lot of, a lot of, you know, faces that we'd forgotten about, you know, Deshawn Snow. Deshawn. How was Deshawn not speaking on anything?

I don't know. I mean, you're at least a line from Deshawn. You can't just have Deshawn in the background and not let her say anything. I mean, what the hell? Did she ever raise that money? I need to know what's going on with Deshawn. Yeah, like how is her fundraiser going? I mean, as long as we're doing throwbacks to season one this episode, let's do the throwback to that thing. And there was no Lisa Wu Hartwell, at least that I saw.

Maybe she was there and I missed her. But I was sort of figured if they're going to have Deshawn, they should have Lisa Wu. too, right? She was probably frazzled after that last thing she showed up for. She's like, what I am saying about women supporting women? Fattoon's like, shut up. You want the piece of me? Come on and get it then.

And we did have Fatoum, which made me so happy, although I would have really liked Fatum. You know there was probably a scene of Fatum barking at someone who is sitting in her seat. Like, this is not your seat? You think this is your seat? This is not your seat. Come on. Look at me face to face.

If you want to talk about scenes, look at me face-to-face. You want to do this right now in a fashion show because I don't do it right now. Okay. You want a piece of me. Fatum's working at the bag check, just going through everybody's prices. You know, it dawned on me when I saw Fatoum, who she reminded me of, and I could not put my finger on it before. Adriana from Real House House of Miami's mom, like if we saw her mom on screen,

I think it would be Fatoum. Oh, that's Probably. See if you see it next time you see 15. So then Drew, of course, every time they show Drew, she mentions that she hasn't been paid. Yes. So she comes in wearing like a glitter boot, you know, and she's like, well, I hope my money's been put to good use. She's so upset about that party city bill.

So then Kenya looks amazing. She's like in this like silver, shiny silver sequence. I don't know if they were really sequins. They were just like tiles. I don't know. I don't know what you call that style of dress, but it looked amazing. And then, you know, they're just all like, you know, candy saying that she's just praying that Shrey, you know,

really does have her, her fashions. And we see Bob Whitfield was there, which surprised me. Because I thought, I didn't think they were still in good terms. Bob Woodfield was there with Tammy, no less. Are Bob and Tammy dating? What was the relationship between Bob and Tammy? I don't know. Do you remember?

I don't remember Tammy's relationship. I just remember Tammy because Marlowe talks about her. Like she uses the archive. She brings up Tammy all the time. Oh, does she? Oh, wow. So then, well, she did like twice. Whenever she's listing off the celebrities who use the archive,

she's like, films, television, Tammy, radio. Tammy. I thought that was Tammy. Wait, let me see if I get this. I thought that was Tammy from, what's her face from real world, Los Angeles, who's now like on a million reality shows. Tammy Roman. That's what I thought it was. I didn't think it was this tone that Tammy.

But now I don't remember her saying. Oh, okay. Oh, well, that's hilarious. So Marlowe's like, wow, this is like a wedding. Wow, this is like really, is it really going to be a wedding to Tyrone? Because I know he's coming. I just ran into him outside. I said, Dick in you.

Immediately. He laughed. So, yeah, he's here. He's in a black SUV. He's got flowers. The word on the street is he's been here a couple of nights. Wink, wink, wink. Dick, dick in you.

Dick, Dick in you. I learned that at Passover once. No, that's dying. I knew. But that's fine. So then Mara So then yeah So Tyrone shows up

As you may have just said And he has two bouquets Because he's gonna now try the love bomb approach So he's bringing the bouquets I don't even know why Tyrone has a ticket To this thing let alone A ticket to the front row of this fashion show By the way like Shirey acting like she's surprised

That he showed up when he has a front row ticket To the fashion show It's kind of bullshit Well the producer a shady-ass producer. So he comes in his hounds tooth suit with his cheap flowers. And he comes up to the green room. And Sherey's doing that thing where she's like,

I'm very busy. I'm on the phone. Look at this. Business, business, business. Alaska. Alaska. Oh, get the deal. Get the deal.

Yes, Ms. Palin. I got them. I got them. Thank you. So he's, you know, she's like, gracious. She's like, oh, thank you very much for these very, cheap flowers from Publix.

And then she raised mom, Thelma, walks in. And she goes, this is Tyrone. And her mom is like, huh, who? You heard about Tyrone? Prison Bay. And her mom just has this look like, oh, oh, hi. Okay.

So then she's like, Lyron is in the building. And is this way, his way of apologizing? It looks like he got these flowers at the grocery store. And then we see a 1999 price tag come up on the screen. So Tyrone's like, well, I brought you flowers as well, ma'am. Please to finally meet you. She's like, mm-hmm.

So then we get the Dwight remix again. Fashion show with no fashions. Fashion show with no fashions. While Dwight comes into the green room. I know. And he comes in, he's like, I am so proud of you, Chiray. The crowd is amazing. You look delicious.

Delicious. The crowd is amazing. You look delicious, right? Doesn't he always seem like a villain? Like, I just need him to be sitting on a giant mushroom like that purple cat in Alice in Wonderland. Hello, Alice. You look amazing. It's like a tape being slowed down the way he talks.

I believe it was the caterpillar who was on the mushroom. I see this is someone who recently watched Alice in Wonderland for the first time last month. Well, that was amazing. Amazing, Ben. You are delicious. Now, by the way, I think a more important question is, I think it was great that Dwight was there. I was very happy to see him. But as we all know, Dwight started off as Nini's gay in that season. And really, the question is, where was Shrey's OG gay Miss Lawrence?

Yeah, where is Miss Lawrence? Have we heard what happened to Miss Lawrence? Well, Miss Lawrence showed up last year, right? Well, Miss Lawrence is in that new Billy Eichner movie that's coming out. because I've seen Miss Lawrence there. But in terms of like where is Miss Lawrence in the world of Real House's of Atlanta? I don't know. I feel like Miss Lawrence should have 100% been there for this episode.

Yes. Sorry I was drinking. It's a very heavy. I drink from a very heavy jug. Okay. I know. It's a hydro jug, right? The Hummeter Jug.

Code word crappins. So she's like, if anyone needs to be here, it's Dwight. And she's like, isn't this great Dwight? They're smiling and laughing. But then we find out that Sharray's been traumatized because she got so much shit from Dwight. And she's like, and I will not have this day go by without Dwight Eubanks in this building. We will not have that. Now, Dwight, what's your favorite song?

Alibaba had them 40 thieves. So, Haramoradi had a thousand tales. So also Dr. Jackie's there. Yeah. And she's not talking about her vagina, which is super weird. I didn't even recognize her. No, you missed it. She was giving O shots while people were waiting for the fashion show.

I just watched that episode last night. I was like, let me catch up on marriage of medicine. What have I been missing the past two weeks? It's like, who wants no shot? I was like, oh, okay. Every week. I mean, listen, the vaginas on that show have had more storylines than the women on that show. I mean, they just, it's the storyline that keeps on giving.

And then what's her butt? Anila, Anila's mom comes to live with them, and she takes her mom to the O-Shop party. And then it's like, my mom would never let me get an O-Shop. What are you bringing your mother here for? What's wrong with you? No, it's not the vagina monologues. It's like the vagina, like, six-part, like multi-character play. I don't know.

I don't know what the equivalent is. for monologue. Anyway, so so anyway, Tyrone comes he comes and starts mingling with the women. So Marl's like, Hey, Tyrone! And then everyone else is like eyeing him up. Everyone's just being, has like fake

smiles on their faces like clearly not very impressed with him after everything that he's done to Shire. And Candy's like, well, how do we get the pleasure seeing you? And he's like, oh, they took off the monitor. I don't know why I thought that was so funny. It was just like a, yeah.

It was like he could have come up with some like, you know, little thing like, oh, well, you know, I was in town. He's like, yeah, they got my ankle. She's been working on this forever. I wouldn't miss it. But to be like, oh, they took the monitor off so I could actually come. So, um. He's like, you've ever seen that movie Disturbia? Wow.

So Kenney was like, yeah, I don't like him. He seems sketchy. And Marlowe's like, well, listen, they had a good run. And she got in when he had the coins. And now he doesn't have the coins. So it needs to be over now. Yeah. There's no point.

And Kenya basically tells him, you know, well, we're happy if she's happy. And if we're going to, and if she's not happy, we're going to have to have an edit. So then guess who's here? Peter. And Peter comes up. He's like, hey, it's me, Peter. And Kenya's like, hi, Peter. Peter.

You fly is undone. I'm Peter. You're flying son done, Peter. Hi, Peter. Peter, you're flat. He didn't hear me. He's Isaac. He can't hear a word I said.

Peter is continuing the tradition that Apollo started last week, which is like a huge amount of scarf action. He's like in a t-shirt with like five scarves around his neck. He's like, my question. Peter's broop. Yeah. So, and they do, don't they own restaurants together like bar 12, bar one, bar five? They have all different numbers now.

But I think they own a few clubs together, don't they? I don't know if Apollo was part of that Maybe he is, but there are definitely several bar ones around And I don't know if those are all Peters But I feel like they all have terrible reviews I feel like everyone Because every now and then a story comes up About something that happened at bar one

And it's like, yeah, this is definitely a Peter Peter restaurant here Yeah Bar one's stall So the girls sit down And someone still sonia seat I think Drew And they're like

And now the weight begins. Okay, the show was at 7.30. It's supposed to be a 7.30. It's now 8.30. And still not coming. And so upstairs, Sherey's taking her time. She's praying. Then she's getting makeup put on her boobs. Then she prays again. Then she gets more makeup put on her boobs. She's like, take down my hair. Okay, ponytail. Okay, take it down again. And ponytail. Thank you. Yeah. And then now everyone's sitting about the runway. This is where I noticed that Tyrone had a front row seat, which I have felt like you did not deserve. And then they're all just been like, they're just waiting and waiting.

We see that, uh, Poo Hicks is there, who is a reality star. And more importantly, Quad is there too. There's like a lot of crossover. I was like, for some reason, I was loving all these cameos. I wanted more. I wanted like Claudia Jordan. I wanted Kim Fields. I wanted, I just wanted everyone from the past to be, I would have even taken Kim Zolciak.

The rare time I would have been happy with the Kim Zolciak. Get everyone, Nini. Get them all in there for this fashion show. This is like the moment where we all come together. as the village to raise this fashion show. And so they're all excited for her. And then Drew's like, well, maybe she's not coming because she didn't pay something yet.

Okay, Drew. Okay. So then backstage they're cheering, she by charrette. She by charret. And Sonia's like, where is the fashion? Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, where is it? And we see that Lisa Nicole is sitting with Dwight,

because they actually came in together. Lisa Nicole Cloud, I should say, from marriage to medicine, which made me feel sad for Dwight that that's like where his, that's where his, that's his trajectory. Like he was started off as Nini's gay, then Shiree, and now he's just down to Lisa Nicole Cloud. I was like, that's kind of a sad trajectory. Doesn't it kind of make sense now where all the gay husband rumors came from?

You look wonderful. So now it's 9.30. Shiree, what the fuck? I would have left. I cannot believe people sat there. for two hours in those rented ass seats. I would have joggers. I would have been out of there.

Bye. I went to one fashion show in my life, and that was probably around like 2009 or so in the heyday of Shibai Shre. And it was the exact same thing happened. They got there at like 7.30 and waited there for like two hours. And I was like, why are we waiting here for so long?

I was just like sitting there standing. And I mean, I was in it for like the free booze, you know, but I was like, but it was. It was miserable, and I would never, ever do that again. So, like, watching them all just sit there, like, I had trauma flashbacks, and, like, I get it. It was terrible. Everyone should have left. And Dwight's like, I'm ready to go, mouthing it.

And then we cut to commercial. But the show starts when we come back. And we see, but first we see flashbacks. So it's like, she can't do it. She has no clue. Whatever happened is she by Sherey? And then Sherey, uh, Sherey, uh, size. It's like, here we go. And then a girl comes out and holds her ponytail back. And everyone's

like, yay. And the clothes were pretty cute, I thought. They were, you know, they were clothes. I mean, there was, like, a lot of mesh tops at first. And you hear Ralph saying, so you go, how you work out in that? How are you work out on that? I'm like, listen, sir, I know the creators of Drop it by Drew are not questioning the viability of a athletic endeavor. Okay. I know that. But he's right. Yeah, your business's namesake tripped after running a block. Okay.

He's like, you're going to lose your nipple after the first set. And yeah, some of this stuff, I was like, okay, at the gym and a thong? Okay, what gym is this? But, you know, I thought it was really cute. I liked a lot of the stuff. And I was really happy for her. And then they have this really hot guy

come out and wink at everybody and it just stands up. Yeah. Give me your number. Hey. He had definitely the best look, I think. And like, some things were like a little, like, not my style. But there were some other things that were better.

But overall, I was like just happy for her, honestly. I was like genuinely happy for her because people have dogged her about this for years. And I was like, you know, it's amazing that we've watched this show long enough to see not only Shiree, but Sonia Morgan pull off runway shows. I mean, who would have thought? Who would have thought that these two women could actually get their shows up and up and running? So the stuff that came out is from a designer named Tyre LeWan, and he posted on his Facebook. What kills me is it don't matter how genuine and how honest you try to be with people, they will worry about yourself and play you if they can.

This lady, Shiree Housewives of Atlanta, shit by Shiree, didn't have really no clothes or style for her fashion show. Not only was I on set altering clothes the day of, spent 2,500 of my own dollars to meet the deadline and make it happen. Not only she takes all the credit, never said thank you, and it was on national TV last night, and I made her finally look good out of 14 years of trying. This lady still never at least just reimburse me, let alone pay me, shake my hand. I made her 40 pieces of clothes in less than a week. She's not going to make a dollar off that clothing line, because God don't play about me, and I ain't given her no past. patterns or ideas no more. So that's that. What you all saw last night was echoes of my years in fashion and making people millionaire. If you knew all the companies that come for me designs and ideas and samples, you would hit the floor of disbelief, L-O-L-L-K, because I care less to be famous, but pay me and respect what I do and did for you. It's like, damn. Wow. So there you have it.

So pay your bills, Shiree. So that explains why we didn't see any of these clothes on the actual website. I was like, those are cute. I'm getting that thong number for when I go to the store, but I couldn't get it. Sherey, pay your bills and entrepreneurs do your research before you start working with a reality star. Okay, that's my lesson for the world. Yeah, get your money up front. What the hell? But 40 in a week, that's crazy.

So then let's see. So everybody's, you know, really happy for her and stuff. Did you notice that there was one model who was not willing to have her face shown on camera. I'm like, you know, I hate to break it to you about what your profession is, but, uh, weren't you working for the publicity? I mean, are you, are you trying to tell me that Sherey paid 20 something models of $500 each, because I'm not going to believe that. I just think it's funny that one of the models like her face was blurred out. Like she's just like, I was like, no, I, I prefer not to show off my face as a model.

I'm a model. Please stop giving me attention. Please stop putting me on a national platform. Oh, so let's see. So everyone's cheering for her and stuff. And then Tyrone tries again. He's like, can I talk to you? And she goes, nope.

Yep, I was so proud of her. He's trying to make it a moment for him. He was trying to make that moment about him in that moment. And she was not going to do that, okay? She was not going to have a moment in the woods like that. So everyone is just like really happy for her. And everyone's saying really nice things of the cast except for Drew. She's like, that was definitely worth the weight.

Well, maybe not the whole weight. I'm like, you know what, Drew? Just be happy for her for crying out loud because I think there are probably a lot of people who are still waiting for their meal plan boxes with their three shrimp and asparagus stock. So Shrezek, like, finally I did it. I just want everyone to feel like they can do it too. And she says it's a rap on Prison Bay, which I liked. And then basically everybody like models, like they do walks and like have huggy girl times for the end of the season. And then we see everybody's end of the season cards.

And not much happened this season. So it really doesn't say that much. Candy's working on a trust. Yeah. Sanya removed her IUD. and Drew is continuing to work on her fitness and her marriage. And Ralph's new baby, his book is due any day now. And Drew still hasn't read it, which is pretty funny that Drew hasn't,

they haven't even given an advanced copy or a galley to Drew to read. And I like that over Drew's ending, it's all about Ralph. And then it goes, oh, oh, off, off. Yeah. And you also notice that, like, you know, one of the way, you know, we all know when they do these, like, final cards. They do a freeze frame. And then they, like, reduce the person.

face down into like a little rectangle in the corner. And I felt like the, the, the, the, the shot that they did, they did this to Drew on. It was Ralph and Drew sitting with Josiah in the center. It was mainly a shot of like Ralph and Josiah. And Drew was like half of her, she's half off camera. And they paused it on her being half off camera. And then they just like crop the other two out. And she's barely even in the, the, her own bespoke rectangle.

I was like, damn, that is shady. The red head is stepwife. Just get her off. We don't need Drew on this. Well, that brings us to the end of the Real Housewives of Atlanta season. Yeah, the reunions next week. So that'll be pretty wild. I'm sure Atlanta always does a good reunion. And so we'll have that next Monday. And then in the meantime, just stay tuned. We got winter is crappening. We got Blow Deck Med and much more this week. So thanks everyone for being here. And we'll catch you on the very next episode. Bye. Bye.

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