Watch What Crappens - RHOA: She's Embedded in Your Brain!

Episode Date: May 20, 2020

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Oh God, I love chocolate. Yes, well, I would love to eat some, but I'm finished with all of my chocolate. I know I already had a tates chocolate chip cookie earlier today, so I I have to be good because I'm trying to like ration those out So because you know pandemic times, but man, I keep ordering stuff But then I just I'm ordering like weird stuff. Some okay. It's a different time in life And I should try different chocolates and it's not like I'm ordering like weird stuff, because I'm okay. It's a different time in life, and I should try different chocolates. And it's not like I've never had this stuff, but I would never order like a box of milk duds,

but I did. And I was like, why? This just kind of hurts my teeth. I'm not really getting it. Used to like these as a kid. You know, I'm gonna stick with my good old standbyes, the Snickers, the Milky Way, the milk duds of the world.

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go to patreon.com slash watch or crap ends. I don't know when, I think it's going up on Wednesday, so you will get all that goodness then, but we'll be talking food and recipes and all that fun stuff. Okay, so here we are for the Zoom reunion. So when we left off, all the ladies are just screaming at each other over Zoom, and Andy had to pick up his little desk microphone. Can I jump in here? Guys, guys, can I get in here? So he's just had to mute everybody, basically. And when we come

back, he's like, so, Portia, you said you were going for Cynthia, and I'm reading them here, and basically, complaining that Cynthia didn't have Kenya's back, she doesn't stand that for, these are really long texts with a lot of emojis, could we just get to the point? Yeah, all right. So Porsche explains the context, because I guess Kenya said that Cynthia is hypnotized by Yva.

So Porosha is like, well, we just seen the scene of Cynthia and Bottom Bitch, which is what she's called Yva. And I was texting with Yva, like, hey, did you see the show? And this is what she says. She says, she says, she says, she says, she, and then she forgets it. So I guess they were texting about like, what's the use to what's happening? And then now Kenya's acting like she didn't even text with her.

Basically, this is like trying to return something at big lots. Okay, it's a sad receipt. It's a sad, sad receipt. Okay, it's not a good receipt, Porsche. Okay, I have to wait a whole week for this receipt. And Porsche goes, Yeah, but then you said on the phone that you were going to get her ass.

It's like, um, sorry, I've never talked to you on the phone, Portia. I've never spoken with you. Yeah, I mean, based on what this receipt mounted to is Kenya being like, I wish Cynthia had taken up for me a little bit like that. That's it. Bad receipt. Yeah. And then so Cynthia was like, okay, someone in here speaking from Porter Ranch. Okay. I'm friends with Kenya. I'm friends with Eva

They weren't feeling each other then and you know Cynthia. You know like here's the thing You know, I don't give a shit if they like each other not because I'm not gonna get involved Okay, I've been in the circle for 10 years and everyone's talked behind each other's backs One one season cool this one next season that might not be and this is the way the circle works Yeah, and for us to go to your sisterhood and the prince her drink up to the camera and Andy's like okay, but what about you? Grinch and with me and she's like well, you know when me and I've had I just thought that she wouldn't take responsibility and he's like not true not true responsibility Andy and he's like not true not true

You know we heard each other Andy. I can take responsibility that we heard each other not true Yeah, Nini once again Not true Yeah, Mimi's just tackling from her little square. Yeah, seriously Nini also she's singing like her blankets I don't know if I mentioned this last week, but the way her like the color of her blankets The way they were positioned it looked like Neenie was sitting in front of like a little like train set Where like it was painted to look like a fog was rolling into the train set town. Did you notice that? It was like very adorable back there

Neenie is the mist. Yeah so Neenie he says where is your relationship with sythia and you need and she's like we're not where we used to be and each year's a clean my part of my house in a long time and my dry cleaning hasn't been picked up for years so i guess no one's gonna pick it up now second sythia she's like andy i don't even know i'm here i don't really give a shit so

until somebody can get me back to my kitchen counter in Atlanta the only person on the show that cares about me, I'm just gonna sit here and drink, thank you. Yeah, seriously. Well, the baby boom on Atlanta had the housewives popping a different kind of bottle and I can sort of empathize with this segment a little bit more than the normal person because I have a son! Anyway, baby! I have to explain to you everybody, I have a son. Anyway, baby. I have a son. I have a son.

I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son.

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I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. I have a son. Did you notice that Portia has a bloody pig behind her? What is that? I did know it was weird. It was like a pig. It was like blood coming out of his eyes, right? It's like a pig that looks like it's been slammed

on the head with a hammer. I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like we're sitting here watching Earthlings. I don't need a guilt. I don't need Netflix veganism guilt while I'm trying to go through the housewives, okay? That pig, that poor pig was like the one in Toy Story that got stuck there when the adult walked in and had to freeze.

Like all the like little figurines were like, come on, get the shadows, get the shadows, like I'm coming, I'm coming. Like she's gonna be in here for several hours, I'm coming, I'm trying to get the shadows. And then Porsche walks in so it has to freeze right there and it's just like, oh God, and just like slowly cracking and bleeding over time. Yeah, or maybe she just bought stock in Vicky's vodka company, Bloody Pig time. Yeah, or maybe she just bought stock in Vicki's vodka company, Bloody Piggy. Yeah, or that too.

Yeah. So Andy's like, Cynthia, Litty Batcher, you know, what about you having kids? People were going crazy on the internet. She's like, I was kidding, Abby. I was not really thinking of having the kid, which, okay, but I don't think you were kidding. But I'll take that. Well, I was thinking about having a kid, but then as, but I don't think you were kidding. But I'll take that.

Well, I was thinking about having a kid, but then as I was reading in a wonderful book called Open Mike, I don't think it's really a possibility anymore. Open Mike, available now on Kindle Land. And Andy, when I realized that, chill probably had about 20 kids running around that we don't know about yet, I thought, I'll just wait, I'll just wait and see Andy.

He's had a lot of sex. A lot of sex. He's so funny. I just got distracted because there was a bird flying outside. It was like sort of like, it was sort of gliding. And then it kept on sort of doing a barrel roll. And it was almost like it was rolling over. And I was like, wow, even that bird over there

hears us talking about Cynthia. And it was just trying to die in the middle of the air. It's just starting slamming into trees all around. The birds like, what if I flip onto my back while I'm flying? Damn it, I'm still airborne. So he asked Cynthia about quarantining with her new family and she's like, it's been good. I'm bad at it. I'm also very bad at it. But Noel's got a girlfriend and she's super happy and cute. And Andy gives her, you know, some props for being a good accepting parent and stuff. And he's like, so let's

talk about this awkward sex conversation that you guys had in front of Mike's kid. And she's like, oh yeah, well, watching that bad, we were cringing because we never want to come off saying crazy things about sex in front of the kids but we don't want to shelter her either and you know Andy she was fine with it. She was not fine with it. She went to bed fucking crying. She was bawling. It was heartbreaking to watch. Are you crazy? Heartbreaking because that girl probably she probably knew the pandemic was coming. She's like oh pandemics coming. I'm stuck with this crazy mom now. Do you think that, I mean,

she couldn't have known before this that she was getting the boot, right? Cos Cynthia seems to know that this is it. Which is very resigned. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, but she seems like she's, she's been fired already because she's very like, uh, whatever, Andy,

I don't give a shit. I think she's been stuck up in Porter Ranch for like many weeks now and it's like, I miss Lake Bailey a shit. I think she's been stuck up in Porter Ranch for like many weeks now and it's like, I miss Lake Bailey. Give me back to Lake Bailey. Yeah. So those who are wondering,

Porter Ranch is just like a suburban neighborhood in LA, but it's like right up against the mountains, so it's always catching on fire. No, is that really where she's living? Did we find that out? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I think she's in Porter Ranch, which the reason I'm mentioning it is because I was watching Maritum Medicine Los Angeles and Dr. Britain.

You know, her whole thing last season was like, I want to live in the city, but my husband doesn't want to, so they now live in Port-A-Ranche. And so it's just very top of mind that I felt like just giving some geographical context. You're sure dropping Port-s a lot to it. It's also very far away. It's also something that Katie would try to drink. So Andy talks to Marlo about her nephews and Mimi tells us a Marlo's change because she's not even shopping as much now because she's keeping all that sweet, sweet prostitute

money for the boys. That sweet sweet prostitute money for the boys that sweet billionaire prostitute money while i was like and another thing all right let's move on to canya so how does it feel to finally be a mom canya wait i already know the answer because i'm finally a dad canya how does it feel to be a mom when you're as old as the lady who narrates Titanic. How's that feeling for you? Can you ever get onto a ship and throw a jewel off the front of it? That's fun. We talked about stupid Titanic in Top Chef. I'm not, it's never gonna go away.

Sorry, every bit. I know, can you, it's not really as old as the lady in the... Near far, wherever you are. My boob job questions will go on. Gotta love that singer Selena have a baby. Hey remember when Celine Dion had a baby and took a picture of it in a lettuce cup. Wow I'm gonna do that too. It's like well it's amazing Andy to have a baby you know the things like birthdays or Christmas, things like that. They're milestones, Andy. Ha ha ha ha ha!

He's like, alright, well, you know, being a parent really does make you more into milestone things, I guess. So, uh, good talk. My son actually just asked me if I'd ever had a boob job and I was like, what a milestone. So he tells Porsche, you're so funny, are you surprised that you have a baby that has one of the most no nonsense faces on earth? Yeah, I still thought that was pretty funny. That was funny.

And basically, Portion can ya bond it over having babies, but then as the season went along, they just like the, the, they didn't get as close as as Portia thought they would. Because Portia says that every turn she was observing, um, Kenya being the same old Kenya being hurtful people. I'm like, yeah, that's because Kenya is still Kenya. Yeah. That's why she's back on the show. Yes. And then we see clips of Porsche being shady and Andy's like, Daniel, what bothered you about Porsche? She's like, Andy, it was just every episode. She just kept saying things and then when Neenie came back and Neenie goes, come back! Yeah, which was funny because, you know, Neenie is like, I'm, the implication is I was always here, but it was kind of like an acknowledgement that Nini was either holding out or was refusing to come back or the producers were begging her back, right? Because at the beginning of the season, it was all strange

because she wasn't shooting with anyone. Yeah, and Nini is like, well, it was shady, Andy. And so, of course, she's like, what can is a queen of shade? And, you know, she made made a comment the peak of us being friends she made a comment about docky style so why am I supposed to let that go but you can't let stuff go and you're always a victim and all I could think during this was how do I keep how do I keep forgetting that one of the storylines on this with Dennis is into dogs yeah like I by like all Kenya did was she made a joke and she said maybe Porsche needs to find out what he meant by doggy style and now she's like you came from my family It's like it was like a throwaway shade like you're making you making a big thing as reminding all of us that there's rumors that Dennis is into

Beastie reality, which is bizarre. I know and it's so funny that when Porsche tries to pull the victim card because she just never does it right like later She goes oh you're calling a woman a bitch. That's a worse than you could call a woman And then they're like coming up next bitch bitch bitch everybody just calling each other bitch I thought that she was saying that facetiously meaning that like Kenya is called Tania the seaworth. Oh like Kenya is called Tanya the Seaward. Oh she said that too but she's trying to make like a quick point later and she's like oh and you're calling the woman a bitch that's really nice Kenya. So then so then Andy asked if Kenya fabricated her whole story about Shemia, when Shemia called and said the water was breaking, Kenya is like no I didn't. But she was actually oddly like sane in her response

because she's like, well she posted some sort of receipts but she goes, I think the whole thing was a big misunderstanding, which is what like 95% of all these fights are about, but this is the first time that someone did not like dig in and was like, no I was with her and the emergency room. She was like, no I think it was a big misunderstanding. No, she totally lied, though. That's the thing. Whenever Kenya acts, contract is because something else is going on.

Oh, fully. Yeah. So she was totally lying. So she says, well, I posted the receipts and if you want to talk about those, she was saying that she had to go to the hospital and there was pregnancy discharge. And I'd love to have play dates with Shemia. But I guess we'll see. And for us, she goes, uh, yeah, I spoke to

Shemia. And she said, you guys aren't even speaking. So you could just keep making stuff up. And Kenny's like, you're the makeup queen. Nothing makeup on your face either. Yeah. And poor. Yeah, we're the reunion bitch glam. And she brought my name up. So anyway, this whole thing Borsha says were texts from like a month before she gave birth You had to go to the hospital for this. So yes, Kenya's a big idea. I mean Kenya did yeah I mean, I always thought when it happened I just assumed that Kenya is the sort of person who just like mixes facts all up and then regurgitate them as Truth even though she messes up all her timelines,

because I know many people who do that. But she is pretty much caught here, yeah. So Andy's like, so are you okay? Are you and are you guys okay now? I can't tell. And Ken is like, well, I've been called bitch several times by Porsche today. And Porsche's like, I called you at once and I apologize.

The same way you call Tanya a cut fitness. And it's like, okay girl, she goes, okay, you call a girl a bitch and oh, okay. Yeah, so it's the part where you're talking about. Yeah, she's like, okay, so you're all offended out of your basically called the bitch, but you're calling people a cut face. Okay, guys, see, thank you.

It's very important that I get this. I know really impacts it really colors the whole viewing experience so after they have this who can call each other a bitch that's when we get coming up candy and nini you're like bitch bitch bitch bitch so then we have like a segment on uh like oh well Kenia's back let's watch a video segment about how our love sucks.

So we see this whole video segment, and it has the usual generic music playing in the background, like, tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch tch and then at the very end of it, you just hear this weird robot voice go, you know she's a manacious animal. I was like, wait, what was that?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Can was like, wait, what was that? Can you say, I like the soundtrack. Like who would post added that? Oh, I promise, promise editors are really, uh, they're really rebelling these days, huh? So, and he's like, well, you're always hilarious with shade, but why are you surprised when garment comes back to get you Kenya and she's like I just met other people's energy and the that's what I do I'm just an energy matter and Cynthia's like well my question is Andy is it fun shade or is it mean shade and and Carlos like oh please is it fun shade when she rules my business, okay? My hot elegant wig launch

Or hot elegant which the launch and can it is like well was it fun shade when Portia Show me a drink out of my bottles and make fun of my launch line I didn't think you'd see your water that was to me And is I drink your water? Okay fellow parents raise your hand if you thought it was fun shade and like Cynthia sort of gives like this half like her hand goes up meekly like this hand I'm raising my hand for this but it's also me asking a question. Can I go back to Atlanta now?

To have to stay here. Yeah. And Kenya's like oh they all laughed. Portia fell on the floor laughing and Tony goes, no one was laughing. And then we see the clip of Porsche on the floor cracking up. Literally cracking up. And Candy says it was for me, but I don't know if it was fun.

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Incredible edible Matthew sisters and she ain't no shrinking violet koo char. We love you guys So um why did why did Marlo expect respect from Kenya when Marlo said that Kenya's mom didn't even want her How would Marlo feel if someone told her nephew's the same thing and so Marlo's like oh well that was four or five years ago Minutes ago, I don't remember minutes years something like that. Oh seriously minutes ago, I don't remember minutes years, something like that. Oh, seriously. And it's like, no, you said it at your wig launch. And then we see a clip of Marlow at that wig launch saying that Kenya doesn't have unconditional love. And that's why Mr. Daily hates her sea bass or whatever. Yeah. Like then she and she wonders why she doesn't have unconditional love, which is a little ambiguous doesn't necessarily have to be doesn't doesn't

it's not totally clear if that's directed about her mother, but I was like you was talking about Mark. Yeah, I sounded like Mark, but that's why I thought and Kenny is like not Ah, you said it she goes, well you did the same shit on me and Kenny is like when it when have you ever even had a man to make fun of on this show other than the one you and Neenie We're fucking at the same time And he was like, oh, oh, and then they show a flashback which I can't even believe is already eight years ago. Neenie had lunch with that crazy dude like in New York City.

I think that was like right after she was on the apprentice and so she was like, I'm making moves. I got Trump, I got Trump money, you know. You gotta got Trump checks. So she's like, I wasn't fucking anybody. So don't throw me in your shit bitch. That's what you're not gonna do. And Kenny is like, you're pussy can't even keep a man.

So he's like, oh my god. Or Marla said about Kenny. And he's like, all the men want a social distance from your dumb ass. And Kenny is like, why is it that the ugliest bitches want to come for the prettiest girl? You're the ugliest bitch on this show. And Andy's covering his face with the card laughing.

Yeah. And he needs just starts going, five inch, five inch. And says it 20 times because that's how Nini fights. Just repeat something really loudly. And Kenyans going, you're fake, by fake chin, by fake cheeks, by fake nose. And he goes, he goes goes your skin is fucked up I know I was like oh the read we've been waiting for your skin is fucked up and then he kind of

goes oh here's the ghost writer read which was also hilarious and Andy's like oh well Kenya you feel strongly that people shouldn't go after each other's businesses, but then you went after Marlow's and then Tanya is just pantomiming like cheering in a crowd, but she's not allowed to really say anything. Did you notice? This whole reunion, she's like, just like, air clapping at things and like cheering about like without a voice. Yeah, so Kenya's like, well, at the Bayley Q, Marlow was itching to start a fight with me. So I was already mad that Kenya was referring to it as the baliq like baliq is not a thing. Okay, just say at the at Cynthia's barbecue like please don't say baliq. Yeah, and Marlow's like you showed that you're a clone with that band. Kenya's like you're a you're a clown. Yeah. So yeah,

by the way, when Kenya said that Marlow was trying to, Marlow was trying to start a fight. We see a flashback and you see Kenia playing some game. And it's like say three things about Marlow or something. And she goes, okay, Marlow's constantly looking for attention. Cosy saying something that's not true. She's a stupid skank, her breath smells, her feet are different sizes. Yeah, she was totally trying to start a fight.

Yeah, and so Andy, Andy's like, okay, so basically you can fuck with businesses, but no one else can. And Porto goes, oh, Andy! And Tania's like pantomiming cheering, you know. Yeah. So, so Keny was like, no, she fuck with my business when she talks about at the barely cute. Oh my god, okay So and then she goes now what's the next question, please? Yeah so then Hey, Kenya why'd you call tan you cut Fidner? Fidness and she's like well, I was I was angry and as angry as I was no woman deserves to be called that almost as much as no woman deserves to be

angered to the point where she would say that and Andy's like to accept Tanya and she's like well you know she's defended everything and she just I think she just realized she had to say it so pulling her up pulling her up Andy can you see it Can you see it? Can you see it? Yeah. So, uh, Nea pulling your rope. Leigh-Neigh said that Kenya deserved what was it got what happened to her in her marriage because she brought the cookie lady to Tania. Neigh-Neigh-dee still feel that way. I mean like why is he even have to ask that? Neigh-neigh-neigh is just doing these huge nods. Like, Andy, the bog is coming in behind me. He's just doing these huge nods. Like Andy, the bog is coming in behind me.

You better hurry up these questions. Yeah, Mimi's just sitting there like with her frozen upper lip, like giving a dirty look. And Kenya, so there's a long pause. And Kenya's like, well, I have a question. If that's deserved it, Mimi deserves Greg having a relationship with the hell.

And Mimi just sits there stone face because of course she knows this is coming yeah And he goes I guess I do deserve it then I do deserve it Yeah, she goes I do deserve it. Who's your man messing around with it ain't you and Kenya's like we are separated It could be anyone if he's out on a date. He's out on a date. He's not calling my house keeper and he's like Well, he's calling everyone around you. You got bad skin. You got your bad skin. Bad skin.

And Kenny is like, you're boring me. Oh, really? You're a big house bitch. Boring. Bad skin. And then Andy is like, well, in Toronto, you hinted that a woman's man was cheating. Why did you not just tell Tanya or Tanya

that you were talking about her? And she's like, I wasn't addressing anyone specifically, Andy. I just directed at Tanya when she were talking about her and she's like, I wasn't addressing anyone specifically Andy. I just directed it at Tanya when she asked questions about it. Mm-hmm. So Tanya's like, um, uh, hello Tanya on top here to speak. Her plan was intentional for the beginning. She thought she had a little gun, but she had a blank. It was actually a flower that came out of the gun.

It was actually a flower that came out of the gun. It was actually really quite hilarious. And Kenya just blabblies some bullshit as she does. Because Kenya is, Kenya and Meanie, this is why it's exhausting having them both on. Neither one of them admits anything. And they just shout lies loudly. I mean, ignore it, you know. So, Kenya, blahblies. By the way, I feel kind of bad because the internet's sort of making fun of Tanya so much about her bad reads because she was like, okay, well here's what I've got to say, zip your lips so someone else can say something, ooh, and everyone's like, oh nice try Tanya,

which is true, but they should also be like, I mean, Neenies were not much better, right? Like you got- Neenies were terrible at Tanya's were bad too. They're both just like, you're ugly. Oh, yeah, bad skin. I don't need somebody to constantly be reading. Like, why is that what it is?

You know, can you has a right to stick up for herself? Yeah, she doesn't have to be funny about it. She can just say, zip your lips. I thought it was funny. But I know it's not like an epic read, but can you just like, you just got here half an hour ago, but you go ahead, you're doing great, go ahead. Yeah, she's so mean to her, poor Tanya.

Yeah, that's not a read, it's just mean. Can you just mean, you know, so at least Tanya's nice, so I say that she's winning. So Cynthia Basley says that, Kenya had been sitting on this information for months and months, and if she wanted to use it as a silver bullet or as a bullet against Tania, she could have. And the only reason why she did use it was because she got upset at Tania in Toronto or after Toronto. Right. Because Porsche basically calls her out, right?

She's like, well, how did you know she was talking about you? And so Cynthia has to admit that she told Tania about it. And everyone's like, oh, yeah. And then Porsche think she figured something out. She's like, so by the time we went to the spa, Tanya was on game and that is why she had the wig ready. And also the booster said something the producers were probably like bring the wig Yeah, horses always at the end of a mat lock episodes like we already knew all those for so So ten years yeah, ten years basically like I just don't understand why Kenya can't be honest about wearing a wig and Kenya's like I wear wigs occasionally to protect my 24 inches of real hair. I don't hide it Uh, yeah, you do you said for years that you don't have wigs you don't hide it. Yeah, you do. You said for years that you don't have ways.

You don't touch wigs, Kenya. So yes, you did hide it. And my about it constantly. And what are you hair-shaming people? You're follicle-shaming people now. I mean, Jesus Christ. She's like, well, you thought I came for Paul so you came for me. Now, how do I know? And you have these insecurities about your relationship.

I wouldn't have asked about it. Mm-hmm. And so Tania's like, she's ready with her big read. She's like, you're asking about my cookie lady, the mark has a whole restaurant and dessert bar in New York that you're trying to pretend we're not talking about. You're in the sunken place, and you wanted to pull other people down. Sunkin, sunken place Kenya.

The man's fucking an entire keyboard tree in Brooklyn, okay. And she's like, nice, three, ten, yeah. Sunkin plays. Great job. You're so corny, Tanya. And Andy's like, um, she's not corny. She's Canadian. I have a baby. So, um, Porosha then picks up like a new-cargo's. Um, we have a question from Porsche, isn't Leanta? Tanya, do you think that Kenya acted alone and bring the cookie-lated lights to shame you? Um, so Tanya's basically like, you know, Kenya's the one who shot the gun and committed

the crime, but there may have been a getaway car and I do give Cynthia credit because Cynthia, when you roll around with pigs are gonna get dirty and at least you knew you were doing the wrong thing and then Eva tries to jump in and be like and when the cookie lady showed up I swapped out I swapped you out of there and it's like even don't talk cuz you ate those cookies 10 different times and Eva's like well they were good to shit delicious cookies like can I say and Kenya's like well let me just say that Cynthia had nothing to do with anything. And poor she's like, well, she said on the after show that she was going to try and get

cookie lady to come to the party for that even. And Kenyah is like, these cookies are still I'm bored. They're like, yeah, you're bored because you're totally at fault here. Yeah, and life. And we also saw that footage from the after show. It didn't even make sense. Cynthia was like, well, the cookie lady, she wasn't really, like, it wasn't even sure if Tanya's

gonna be on the show. So I said, oh, so then I was like, okay, well, then while we invite the cookie lady to Kenya's party, I didn't understand any of it. But all it's, but I did get out of it was it did sound a little shady Well, shoot they found they talked to the cookie lady and then Kenya was having I guess for baby shower and She was saying well, I was gonna invite the cookie lady to that baby shower

But then that ended up not happening and then she kept it You know she knew Kenya was just keeping it until the right moment to use it later basically which is why I can. Okay. So then Andy we move on to candy you got mad at Porsche a tweet that Porsche made saying that you not having an opinion was all the opinion she needed or something and candy's like look everybody wanted me to have an opinion about something but I wasn't there and Tanya has to stand up for herself, you know? Like Cynthia brought a woman to a winery saying Todd likes to serve.

And I had to stand up for myself and I can't just rescue people every time. And if I was actually there, maybe I would have said something, but. Yeah. And I think it's no worthy that Portia wrote on Candy's Instagram that like no opinion says a lot because She then mentions a few other times throughout the rest of the episode like well

I didn't say something because I don't want to get involved She does it like five different times and now she wants candy to like speak up and she's gonna try to like poke candy No, yeah, Portia's such a huge hypocrite. But she's so funny that I don't care. Like it never bothers me. Same. Can't just basically like, I'm not going to get into this mess. And if I've been there, I might have had something to say, which is funny because they're all mad at candy for being the bone collector last episode. And now they're like, well, candy, you didn't really have anything to say. Yeah. So then they move on to kids and his cat does candy feel as close to her new kid as as she does her other kids because

she didn't give actual birth to this one. And candy's like, yes, because you know, still my kid and we forget, you know, you'd love your kid and your kids your kid and come on, Andy, you know what it's like. And he's like, Oh's like oh yeah no it's an unusual situation but it's the greatest gift to give or to get you know speaking of giving I'm carrying Bethany Frankles child right now can't wait to give that to her it's just that's amazing I'm going amazing gift to give hey candy what's going on with Kayla did you you get a personality yet? She's like, well, you know, Kayla's in New York, she went back for fashion and Todd and Kayla.

I'm sleeping, I'm officially sleeping. Even then I have to be dramatic. So then, yes, about how Mama Joyce is, and Mama Joyce and Todd are really good. And then at this point, I had this weird feeling that Candy was talking directly to you, Ronnie. I this candy listen to our podcast and she mad at Ronnie. Why? Because she's like well mama Joyce just gets mad because people on the internet are saying

oh your mama just wants your money and she's just. I was like just looking at the podcast. I know like good for you for respecting your mother, you know, you should stand up for your mother, but your mother is a horrible, awful troll of a woman and she's mad to you buried somebody because she's taking her money. She literally had a lunch box scene to talk about how taught was stealing your money. Give me a break. And she's like, well, my mom was doing just fine.

You know, she had a great life before me and she showed me a good life and she does not need my money. I'm like, oh, so she bought that house then. And I say take care of your mom, but your mom's doing me, Mom, I'm sorry. Funny evil. She's a funny, ass evil woman, but damn, mama Joyce. Either way, candy is listening to you right now and I think you just better be careful. Could you imagine? oh my god, I would love that. That would be terrifying. Oh god, well yeah, I would, to imagine right now, can you just like sitting by a little radio, like an old-timey radio listening to us and me doing her laugh at that.

Just like, say no. Rattie, go time to gather around the photo podcast. Boom. It's doing her laugh. No, Rady, don't try to gather around the photo podcast Swing your laugh. Well fortunately for me I think probably 80% of the internet was calling mama Joyce a greedy ass during all of this so Candy's like I'm poor. Are you impressed that I have that? That's good. I love it. I love it. You know, I still vape, but quitting cigarettes is slowly giving me back some of that. So you're welcome, everybody. One day you're just going to have an entire hour squeaking again.

Oh, the days! Hey! We've been having a lot of fun with this reunion. Let's make Eva cry by making her relive her worst nightmare. So, first let's talk about your daughter and your terrible relationship that you had. Yeah, this was super sad, not super entertaining. Super sad, Eva talks about her relationship with the donor as they call him.

And basically says that after the name change, he took her to court to reverse the name change and to get child support and to get alimony or whatever. But I don't know if he could get alimony, they weren't married, right? But to sewer from money and get the name changed back. But then in court, through a fit and started acting like such a jackass that he got thrown in jail. So not sure how that turned out. And then she tells us, oh, go ahead. I read it. I read about it. I was like, what did this guy do? So I looked it up and he was streaming on like Facebook live or IG live and the guard that I said the courtroom was like, you can't record in this court, and he started fighting with the guard,

and some of them both fell down a escalator. So a lot of brains over there, a lot of brains. Oh my God. So then she tells, basically the story of this guy that she met him, she was, they were just kind of having sex or whatever, it was nothing serious, but she got pregnant. And then, you know, she saw abusive patterns in him,

but didn't really think that it could be her, you know, as often happens in abusive stories like that. And she was ashamed of it and felt terror, you know, because you feel like that when you're being abused. And it's so sad, it's really sad. And like that when you're being abused. And it's so sad, truly sad. And she didn't tell anybody until she got beat up so bad that the cops were like, uh, you're filing charges late. Yeah. And we come on. This is this is a guy who works with Chris Brown for quite a while. So there you go. Oh geez. But they had a phone. Yeah.

So this is super sad. And she starts crying. And she walks off. Well, she basically, she walks off. And she's just like, I hate talking about him. And she just walks up to cry. It almost sounds like she's going to talk to Michael whatever, but she walks off. And he's just like, wow. Like Andy, you knew all this stuff.

You knew this is like, you put her in this position where, yes, she's going to do it. she knows the deal, but don't be like, wow. He totally exploits it and goes as hard as he can. And then it's just like, it's close up on him and his webcam just kind of looking down because he's watching it. His eyes are like crossed and his tongue's kind of over his teeth. He's like, wow, wow, a lot to unpack there. So then when we come back from break, can you say, can I pop up and call her Andy? Cause I'm a good person. And he's like, okay. So you guys deal with that. We'll move on to Porsche, right? So let's talk about the hot ducking. Yeah. So they're quarantined together. They're in a good place. And, um,

uh, so, uh, she said he starts asking her about like the rumors they came up a, like a few months ago, that Dennis was seen with other women cheating. And so Porsche goes, you know what? I was upset, but I didn't feel that they need to comment or take up for him, which, which I think is kind of funny in the context of her getting mad at candy for not commenting. Yeah. And so she's saying that he went to a friends birthday party

and was hanging out with all these girls. They all went to dinner after, which was what really bothered her was the eating part. It wasn't like the parting in love with all these hot girls. It was the eating part. She's like, but what I didn't know was he was going to eat after and then sing how that looked in the picture. I didn't like it. Now, even though it's going to eat with fans, I know, but he's

out at a certain time eating. She's really mad about whatever waffle he had. Yeah, she's just like super jealous because one of those nice where she's like, man, I'm really hungry and all I have is the sad salad from Top Chef in the fridge. Like, do I have this? Or should I wait for Dennis to come home and maple order instantly and I have food? And then she's like waiting and waiting and then goes to sleep.

And then she finds out that he went and got food late at night instead. Oh, man. He's like, so when about Dennis fucking a dog? Did you get mad at people making jokes about that? Because I have a baby. Well, I was just already not Mandy, but you know, thinking back on what they said, yeah, I was disgusting, but I wouldn't expect anything less from these girls. And yeah. And so then then he like she admits that she moved too fast with Dennis and blah blah blah blah blah and then Eva comes back so

Sonadarol another roll back. I don't know Because this is so boring like this part of it was like the show This was the most boring part on the show. I don't mean the abuse. Yeah, well Eva storyline in general and then porcia's Dennis story of mine So this is a part of the reunion. I'm like, this is definitely part two, and I need something better to happen. Okay. So Andy's like, candy, you made it your business not to be in Portia's affairs where you

try to protect your growing friendship or do you feel she's in a bad relationship? And she's like, well, I'm trying to get back to a better place with Portia. So that's why I didn't really want to have a public opinion on their relationship so kind of funny that she didn't seem to mind that I didn't have an opinion in that case so yeah I need to go oh so then you understand why I didn't want to have a public comment on why I didn't want to comment on my relationship with Wendy right so you understand that, right? I can't even guess what? She was like, what is she talking about? And then Kenny just starts laughing,

which is the best part, but you realize is what Nini just said. She's like, did she just try to relate her relationship with Wendy Williams to Porsche and Dennis? She just starts cracking up. And it's also two different things, right? Cause, because Kenny is saying that she was in a bad place with Portia, so she didn't wanna step back by commenting publicly.

But note like is, oh, I guess Nini is saying that she was in a bad place with a Wendy, which is why she didn't wanna say something earlier. Either way, ridiculous. And so Mimi goes, no, that's not what I'm saying. That's not what I'm saying. And just repeats it a hundred times. So Andy's like, okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So Nini and Candy, you guys have been feuding. And Nini was on Instagram alluding to Candy's spin up. I was like, she wasn't alluding. She was going straight for her. And Nini's just screaming, no, I was not, I was not Annie. I was not, I was on my YouTube channel, which is my own personal channel. She acts like she got one of the five

Personal channels that YouTube gives out once a decade like Oh Contract, I'm glad we clarified that I was on your own personal YouTube channel and not IG live I'm so glad to hear that that about that So I'm so glad to hear that, that, about that. Oh. So, we see a clip of it, and he news like, to me, it looks really shady for one person, season after season to get a show. Well, not the other girls, they get to do anything.

I'm like, maybe that's because the audience really likes candy. And the audience is really over you. Maybe that's why that happened. And also, you know, candy and totter out there hustling for those shows. Like, okay, what if we do a show at us, you know, will we take the family on a ski trip? Well, what if we do a show about our wedding? Well, what if you know they're always Yeah, I'm also knee-to-toe had your shows and they suck okay because you're avoid

No one needs to get sucked into another knee-toe Yeah, so basically yeah, that's I So yeah, so basically yeah, that's I I think we both watched that the wedding special that she did right was like Neenie and Greg getting married Which is like the least appealing premise for any sort of spin-off that some for some reason we watched it and it wasn't good It was not good. Okay, and it probably did not do well, which is why but also like Neenie if you give the if you give Bravo so much trouble with just coming back for a regular season of Atlanta, why would they ever be incentivized to do a show that revolves solely around you? Yeah, and how many times are you going to walk off a Zoom call? You know,

like she can't even stay put for one freaking Zoom day. Yeah. So anyway, she sets that and then it cuts to Candy going, well then if you weren't talking about me, who were you talking about? She goes, I don't have to answer you. I don't have to answer you. It's like, obviously, she's talking about her. And Candy's like, oh, really? Miss, keep it real. She goes, yes, I am real at land to get your smoke somewhere else.

And first of all, if I have something to say, I will say it to your face. And who are you to run from? Who are you to run from? Who are you to run from? Yeah, once she finds a line that has some sort of rhythm to it, she'll just say it. Who are you to run from? Who are you to run from?

Do you like chewing gum? Do you like chewing gum? Learn from the lunch box. Learn from the lunch box. And can't box and can't just like I will say at your face all The time all that answered the question answer the question and she's like learn from the lunch box learn from the lunch box You know, it's bitch go hide in the lunch box. How about that? Yeah, and Meanie just keeps saying different things over and over

She's like you were never trying to be cool. You were never trying to be cool. You were never trying to be cool. Learn from the lunch box. Learn from the lunch box. Never trying to be cool. Never. She's sampling her stuff. Door opens in words.

Up meaning is like remixing her stuff. Kiss. She's just narrating how she gets into the room. Go through the front door. Go through the front door. Into the foyer. Into the foyer. The candy and the eating are just screaming at each other, right? And then he's like, please come on, let me

hang guys loving in and he meets them. And Keny is like, you're muted now. They don't even realize that they're muted. They just keep on screaming at each other, which is great. Because Keny's bit, Keny's basically like, I was the one who was cool with you, who was trying to help you get back and everyone's good graces, and that's where Nini was like, we're never cool, we were never cool.

So, Andy like basically unused them, and he's like, I say, hey, I want to know how this all started. So, Nini is like, well, you know what? They can do all sorts of shit to each other, and it's okay, but the moment anything is done over here, okay, anytime I do something, it's elevated to a whole new level. I'm like, okay, Jack's calm down. There's this, there is this like narcissistic personality on Bravo that, you know, makes all our bloods boil, all our blood boil, and it's here, it's Nini and Jack.

They are like the same person because Jack's was just a week or two ago complaining about how like oh Everyone everyone does everyone talk shit on everyone talk shit in this server everyone does this everyone Ridge text but the moment I do it it's always a whole big thing it's like why don't you people ever just stop and think about Why when you with an issue and no it's not because of jealousy. Yeah, and she's she won't admit anything, you know, she's like, well, whenever I do something, well, first of all, it was an innocent question. You went on YouTube, you said something publicly, they're asking you about it now. And instead of just saying, instead of giving an answer,

you're screaming and yelling and making it a huge deal. No one else is. And she's like, and I texted Candy after that and I let her know that it wasn't her I was talking about. And she still took it to the next level. Well, obviously it's her you're talking about there's no one else on the show with spin-offs. Yes, or Kim. As Andy said, it's either Candy or Kim, right? And he needs like, if I want to talk about Miss Boring, okay, Candy, if I want to talk about Miss boring a candy if I want to talk about Miss boring

I would have talked about her Miss unforgettable and he was like unforgettable or forgettable He's like girl you're not in it Yeah, she goes go back to LA and lick bottoms to stay on top lick bottoms to stay on top Look bottoms to stay on top and Andy's like candy you can respond Lick some bottom, go lick some more bottom. I have unackled. That's the best.

He just keeps screaming. And Candy's like, okay, well on that, she said they keep giving the same person a show. And then at the time, you said they started production on this new show. Bitch. You have the only one with the new show that started production.

It's the Nini is like, so it's you. Girl, buy, buy, forgettable. She's saying forgettable as if she'd always had forgettable. Like, you know, you said unforgettable. We know it. Oh, and candy, you know, candy is just screaming right back at her. She's like, you're gonna continue to see me.

You knew me before I was on here, bitch. You've been singing my songs. So stop singing my songs then. Yeah, at this point, you know, continue to see me. You knew me before I was on here bitch. You've been singing my songs. So stop singing my songs then. Yeah, at this point, you know, people forget the candy. Like if you, if you basically summon candy, she's like very chill, but if you really come for her, she will usually just demolish anyone who comes for her. And she just goes right at needy.

She's like, I got you here singing my songs. I'm, you're singing my songs. And he needs like, they will forget you're seeing my songs and he's like they will forget you tomorrow and your outfits which is like what and your outfits and candy is like I'm a bed in your brain bitch I'm a bed in your mother fucking brain bitch. Meaning it has been a complete fail this entire reunion and she was last reunion too uh and I don't mean last week although she failed failed to not one too. But last year, I mean, she's just failing. She's just over to get rid of her. She sucks. Take her out to the junk pile. She's done. Let her fork it out. Yeah. So then Neenie knows that

she's lost, right? So now she's going to do her walkoff. We just know this is coming because we know we've watched Neenie for years now. Neenie's like, I'm over at such haters, it's just such haters. So Annie moves into a different clip about what an asshole Kenya is basically and how mean Kenya was to Cynthia. And instead of just letting Kenya take a huge fall, which is about to happen, Neenie tries to take the whole thing over by yelling through the whole clip. Yeah, she starts muttering about like, what would they do if I wasn't even here? Who the fuck they're gonna talk to?

So then she like, she starts muttering about haters and how like, she's basically implying like, I'm the stalks. If it weren't for me, they'd have no one to complain about. There'd be no show. That's what she's sort of saying. So she gets up and she wants to get in close with her laptop on her pre-written reads, which are not very good. Yeah. Yeah, basically. Um, so, um, Andy called, Andy says you've called Neenie toxic. I mean, Cynthia, if Neenie's toxic, then what is Kenya? And, um,

Cynthia's like, well, I didn't consider, uh, Neenie toxic friend. I was just saying the relationship was toxic, which is bullshit. You were saying Nini is a toxic friend. And she is a toxic friend. At which point Andy realizes that Nini's gone. So we know he knows. We know I feel like see the real Andy that you see in production meetings. He just starts to whine.

He goes, what are you kidding me? Oh, I've got to get home to my baby. Yeah. And he was like, well, when he gets hot, Andy, you get out of the kitchen. Yeah, and Porsche is going, Mimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimimim Portia has been quietly drinking out of her glass of who knows what and just just like Having a great time. Yeah Well that brings us to the end of part two of real house ones of Atlanta reunion

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