Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Shifting Loyal-Tea

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

This week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Sheree and Drew clash over at Kenya's tea party, causing a fussy lady to storm out of the room. Plus, rumors of Ralph's sexuality and Kandi's lock...er room activities surface.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, Prime members, you can listen to Watch What Crapins Add Free on Amazon Music. Download the app today. Get ready for a double load of Queen of Hearts. It's me, Jujubee, and I return to guide sexy singles through some ronchy blind dates. Cameras off. Voice only. Launching during pride. Queen of Hearts takes Miami by storm, with Daeders' Cuppe from Tampa Bayes, Just Chas, and Brittany Brave to name a few. Follow Queen of Hearts on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts. Hello and welcome to Watch For Crapins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about I'm Ben Madelker and joining me today is the one the only the hilarious the wonderful the lovable the sweet the kind the cuddly Ronnie caram hi Ronnie how are you?
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Starting point is 00:03:10 Ronnie, what did you think? Fine, love it. Good episode. I was waiting for this one because this is the one we see in the previews of that Karen being like, this is a child's birthday party. Who misses a child's birthday party? It's like taking your kid to be Disneyland and being shocked that there's a mouse with a giant head. Look, what the fuck did you think was gonna happen? It was real housewives of Atlanta, lady. Yeah, you're on a reality show.
Starting point is 00:03:42 Okay, it's real housewives of Atlanta. The show has, I don't know what it's great TV rating is, but you have to imagine it's not like... It's a ma. It's a ma, of course. It's a ma. It's not TV probably. It probably means ma.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Either way, I don't know. I would think it's a TV ma. It's either ma or 14, but the point is this, like, lady, okay, just like use your brain for a second. Okay, don't get mad at everyone at the party because you had bad judgment okay so yeah it was really great to see this it was hilarious this this baby party tea party for Brooklyn it was really funny and we all start off let's just type into it we
Starting point is 00:04:20 start off with various flashes of things going on around Atlanta it's mainly kid-focused so we see Ace and Blaze dancing dancing in the living room We see Drew trying to get her kids on the bus of course her homework's like all over the floor. She's in a robe So she's of course Drew is a disaster getting her kids on the bus and we see Sonja showing her medals her Olympic medals off to her kids You know seriously like do your kids need to see this every day? This is probably something she does every day. Like, mommy won this medal in the Olympics.
Starting point is 00:04:52 Like, we know, mother. Okay, we get it. So then we're going to an art gallery and it's Kenya. She's like, wow, I love this space. I love the high ceilings. This is so perfect for Brooklyn's tea party such an elegant vibe because every fucking three-year-old wants to be in an art gallery for their birthday yeah do you have a checky cheese in it last what are you doing yeah the perfect place to have a whole like gaggle of toddlers in art gallery where nothing can be touched.
Starting point is 00:05:25 Like, everything has to be pristine. Okay. That's a real, really great idea. So her party planner is like, okay, so let's go over this. So we'll do some fake flowers. So check. Fresh flowers and tiny sandwiches and biscuits and cruppets. Can we cut the crust off of the sandwiches?
Starting point is 00:05:45 Also gift bags. So the lady's like, okay, so the budget's probably between 10 and 15 grand and Kenya's like, oh, you may not know this, but I'm going through a divorce. I don't know if my husband's gonna help, lady, keep that shit at home and order some sandwiches with the crust on.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Look who does that? I know. But also the fact that she dropped the divorce thing like twice in one sentence because she goes, well, you know, I'm going through divorce and now you know, my husband that it I was because you know, obviously, I'm going to divorce. You just keep saying it over and over again to this lady. It's like, it can yet. You were just on dancing with the stars.
Starting point is 00:06:23 You cannot, you like, you, you can't act like you don't have 10 to 15,000 dollars if you were just on dancing with the stars. You cannot, you can't act like you don't have 10 to $15,000. If you were just on network TV for a few weeks, okay, your appearance fee for that alone will cover this. Yeah, well I don't know if you know this, but I'm going through and I don't care. Okay, this is the price of shit. You don't just get discounts because you're going through a divorce.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Who does that? So she's a divorce. She gets all on me right now, because I don't know if you've heard discounts because they're going through a divorce. Who does that? So she's a divorce. All on me right now, because I don't know if you've heard, but I'm going through a divorce. So yeah. And so as she talks about how basically she just wants this divorce to be over to move forward. And the custody is all settled. So, you know, great. So then we go over to gravity fitness where Shirei, I hate the name of that gym, gravity fitness, is aren't we going to the gym to avoid gravity? Okay, don't make the gym something I need to avoid
Starting point is 00:07:14 even more by naming it gravity. Also, gravity is one of the least fun words there is. I mean, it's literally in the definition gravity is like serious, you know. It was discovered with something dropping on somebody's head. Okay. It's not a fun thing. It was discovered by assaults, by apple assaults. Gravity. See, stupid.eree comes to work with Clifford, the personal trainer, and she's like, have a girlfriend meeting me here. I think you know
Starting point is 00:07:56 her. You used to work out with Marlowe, right? And she's got on a t-shirt that says joggers, but it's written as Google, like the Google search engine, which I didn't really get, but I think that joggers probably has trended on Google every night since she started talking. I know on Google joggers, ever since Shere started talking about them. Yeah, I was like you, where I saw, I liked that she was wearing a t-shirt that's a joggers. I thought it was funny that it was basically the Google logo, but replaced with joggers, but I didn't get the connection between that, and unless there's something
Starting point is 00:08:36 in the in the, in the joggers discussion where she said, Google it, I just don't remember. If anything, it's a veiled, uh, crazy, ol' ciac reference. Yeah, exactly. So don't remember. If anything, it's a veiled, I can use ol' siak reference. Yeah, exactly. So don't be tardy for the chockers, Google it. So Marlo comes in and she's like, Oh, come on, you're squatting, is that what you do to Tyrone? High clenfered. Yes, with all the muscles clenfered.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Now, I'm not sure I'm gonna work out. I just came to be cute. And Cliff, it's like, that's Marlow, which is very sick on me. I thought like, I thought he would like look at the camera and smile on the audience with clap. Yeah, and they have a Marlow timer, a Marlow workout timer. It's like, she's like, okay, what do I need to do?
Starting point is 00:09:21 Er, okay, I'm done. Thanks. Cliff is like, he's like, okay, I'm to do? Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr So she gives Sheree shit. She's like, okay, so I know you were talking shit about me at my event. And Sheree's like, listen, it was constructive criticism. You have a very good idea, but it's very niche. It's very niche. Unlike joggers, you know. And which actually joggers are for everybody.
Starting point is 00:09:57 So there you go. So Marla's like, oh, our cobs not for everyone. You've got to be able to afford the extra vowel I put in there. You know, not everyone can afford that. There's a lot of poor people that we know. I want to keep it within the industry. You know, I want to get into Tyler Perry and everything. So we find out that actually Cairo, oddly enough, is working in the wardrobe department on a Tyler
Starting point is 00:10:17 Perry show, which I was not expecting. So the Marlow is like, oh, by the way, speaking of Cairo, I was looking at that dick pick that leaked and I wondered, hey, was it like to raise a boy? Cause I've got boys, so, how, children, what do you do with him, am I right, huh? Am I just too rich for children? Am I giving them too much? Am I too good if I'm unkey?
Starting point is 00:10:44 And she's like, well, everyone parents differently, but you're doing a good job. You know, I prefer mattresses on the floor until they've learned something more, but you do it the way you do it. So, um, uh, uh, So then Marlow's like, well, I don't know. Yeah, I know. It's just so difficult, but, you know, my nephew wants to go into acting. So I think I'm gonna take classes with them too. It'll be like, you know, nephew and, nephew and acting thing, whatever. And she tells us that she's actually, she's an actress. She goes, I just don't run my mouth about it,
Starting point is 00:11:15 like the other girls, like, or have an acting career. Right? Like, you also don't run your roles for lines like the other girls. Let me see. Let's see. Marlowe Hampton. And she says, check my IDBMB. Then like, you beat I-M-D-B. That's what I said. IBMDMS is an S.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I have multiple, so there's an S at the end. I I be am computers, right? I'm looking at me. I'm so let's see here. Oh Marlow Hampton The games people play 2019. Oh, it wasn't well otherwise and Sorry, go ahead. Do we have a delay? Are you getting it a late here? I don't know. We might have a delay.
Starting point is 00:12:07 I don't know. I don't know. Three ambitious women navigate the highly competitive world of professional sports. So there you go. She was the mat. Wasn't someone else in the games people play recently? Wasn't that last season?
Starting point is 00:12:20 There was someone who was on games people play. Oh, I do not know. Need to get to the bottom of this? Looks like my type of show though, because the poster says everyone is suspect. John, John, John. So I will, I have a new show to watch. And it's a Tyler Perry show, which means that there's lots of like very hot shirtless guys at all times.
Starting point is 00:12:41 Yes, I mean, so let's see. Um, she's like, shut up haters because she doesn't notice about IMDB. So she's like so true, true, some actress. And she's like, uh, yeah. And guess what, Kady told me that you all have the same assistant. And she's like, oh my god, she's telling Kady to because Kenya was just telling me that she heard this. So Kady's going around telling everybody about this assistant thing. And Marlow's like, yeah, and he's saying that you didn't pay him, and she's, he didn't do anything.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Why would I pay him? Yeah. And Marlow's like, well, why the hell didn't Candi call and tell you? So she's trying to start the pot a little bit. And Shreys's like, well, she shouldn't have, she should have come to me first. I mean, I'm surprised that you're saying any of this, you know?
Starting point is 00:13:23 And then Shreys tells us, no, Cand Candy doesn't like it when the streets talk about her, which then leads, of course, to Flashback of the lies, the lies, the lies. But it's okay to spread lies about other people. Goodbye. So Marlowe's like, so she's not come to you and she goes, no, I mean, Candy told me. And why is she telling everybody, you know, if I started spreading shit, you know, that she spread to me about you and your husband,
Starting point is 00:13:50 you don't want that, you do not want that. Yeah, cause Shreys, yeah, exactly. So then Marlow, by the way, starts working out again, sort of like casually, and the timer goes off again on the screen, and this time she makes it to 18 seconds. So, Stray is like, okay, well we talked about Laugh Archive. Matt, she said she would have done a different, but you know, just the French part. I'm on this like, how are you gonna do a different when you sent out text invitations for your baby's birthday party? Dun, dun, dun, dun.
Starting point is 00:14:24 I know, text invitations. That's not good on the housewives show. I know, but yeah, by the way, in real life, totally appropriate. Like that's actually exactly how you invite someone to like a little kids birthday party, I believe personally. So, so yes, Shereya is like, yeah, well, she talked about you're in by two.
Starting point is 00:14:42 And Marlokas, I mean, at least send a cup of tea in the mail for crying out loud. It's loving all these broken tea cups. Just like the postmaster general's like, why are there so many reports of broken tea cups in the mail today? I know. They set off the bomb squad. There's like leaky boxes everywhere. So she says she's going gonna go to support Brooklyn.
Starting point is 00:15:08 And she's like, well, now I did tell her about the white refrigerator and the hotel, okay? Because she said it was a four star hotel in her defense. And brother's like, four stars if it's 1982. So then we go to commercial. And then have we talked about this commercial? Maybe you brought it up, but this is the first time I saw it. Here it was Shannon Bedouard for a ship station.
Starting point is 00:15:32 Did you see this commercial-bedy chance? Of course, I'm so sorry, I just hiccuped I was having a shit-pele-gremot. Um, come ahead. Well, I guess, I guess we don't really have a delay. I guess we just have you hiccuping in my face. Wow, wow David. Yeah, but basically it's a commercial of Shannon sitting in a chair and she's like, you know, when I started to sell my health product, it was very difficult for me to mail it.
Starting point is 00:16:00 There's a very small window in which you can send raw salmon with cream cheese across the country, but ever since I found ship stage, she and it turns out I can mail it and have it be thrown out in a faster window than before. Wow, salmon, stuffed with cream cheese. So then we go to the candy factory. And I love this. Candy is on FaceTime with her agent, Nick Roses. And he's like, okay, Candy, take it, sales are up with the play.
Starting point is 00:16:30 And she's like, yes, you know, she's like, I still want now, look, I still want to do gift boxes to influencers. And he goes, yeah, and then we'll have boxes going to all 200 Tony voting members. And she's like, yeah, and I invited the girls to come to New York to see the show And he's like okay, we need to talk about all a cart. They're obsessed with you So she is they're obsessed with her on all a cart and Where am I I'm not lost because I started looking up all a cart. Okay, so basically they want her on this show
Starting point is 00:17:00 So then she's saying that she wants an egot this show. So then she's saying that she wants an Egot, which is an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a Tony. So that's why she's doing all these gift-writers. You know, that's why she's working so hard or whatever. And so she's like, you are working me a little hard, Nick. And he's like, but it's because I know what you're going for. Oh, God. And here's what you got. Okay. And Egot is what you're going for, and the TODD is what you've currently got. Hi, Todd. Hi. Yeah, Todd just sort of walks in and everything.
Starting point is 00:17:32 Hi, hi, man. Hi. He's going. And of course, Todd is down for Candy having sexual scenes with a girl, just not a guy. And he's like, I support Candy doing all this stuff, but it's hard on the kids, and it's hard on me on me and I trying to say stuff because I don't want to be another thing pulling at her I'm like you can't say that it's hard on the kids and then you're going away on vacation of Miami once a month
Starting point is 00:17:56 Yeah, I mean he's like can I be honest Nick like when we got together? It was just us, you know the place the productions. But then since Candy started doing something on her own, I just feel a little left out. Yeah, because there's not a place on her coat tails for jobs that she's not doing herself. Get a fucking life you leech. Yeah, so Candy's like, well I'm always trying to include you in what I'm doing, but you were like trying to cut me out of socialite, which we learned is like a pilot that they shot and she goes, you just wanted me to be talent. And so, and she's like, look, she's like, to cut me out of socialite, which we learned is like a pilot that this shot and she goes you just wanted me to be talent. And so and she's like look she's like you told me I can do the theme song and I can be in it but like
Starting point is 00:18:32 you don't want me to be the executive producer on it. But I'm surprised you would feel that way. And she's like listen I'm doing the same thing that you did. And he's like yeah but it's the first time that time that we've done something that's not together. And she's like, yeah, and I thought we were always gonna do stuff together. And then you tried to cut me out, so I'm doing my own thing. Which I kind of like that part of the story
Starting point is 00:18:56 that he started it. You know, because even without that, she should be able to do whatever the hell she wants. She puts you in on everything. Like what have you done without her, nothing? You know? And if you're gonna say like, okay, we're married couple and so we're naturally partners,
Starting point is 00:19:10 I mean, okay, but then why are you trying to cut her out of your thing? And so Todd goes, you know, I just, I create a lot of things that I don't, you know, and I don't care about that. I don't get credit for them, but, you know, and but everything I create, everyone's like, oh, candy, candy, candy.
Starting point is 00:19:24 And I'm like, mm-hmm, exactly, no Todd. If you were doing things that, you know, if you're doing things other than riding on candy's coattails, I think we would see them. But like him, like here's what we've seen of Todd. He bought, did he buy a truck at some point? He bought like a place to open up a Mexican restaurant and let it sit there for a year without doing anything with it. He, we see him
Starting point is 00:19:50 not getting a generator for OLG. That's what we're seeing. Yeah. As she's like, so you're saying you resent me? He goes, I didn't say that. Where are you putting words in my mouth? You know what else she's putting in there? Food and dollar bills. Okay. So quiet down. Yeah. And she's like, but that's the way it feels to me. And she tells us that he's resentful because it feels like people don't recognize his talents. Which, listen, I'll give her that. I don't, but I can't really tell you what they are either.
Starting point is 00:20:20 You know what I mean? I don't know, I have no idea. And he's on the TV show that could showcase those. So what I mean? I don't know, I have no idea. And he's on the TV show that could showcase though, so what are they? Commissions, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife.
Starting point is 00:20:41 And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity view, from the build up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feuds say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok-tock of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows.
Starting point is 00:21:06 It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon. Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is team jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums. Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Yeah. So, he's like, you know, I just want people to know that I did this, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:21:38 And she's like, I mean, okay, well meanwhile Nick is still on FaceTime. I think those, I think maybe we veered off. Can we get off of TODD and back on the EGOT? Thanks. Sometimes it's money people. He's like, I'm sort of enjoying this fight right now, but I am still here. So yeah, and so Todd goes, Nick, he goes, did you understand what I said though?
Starting point is 00:22:04 Did it make sense? He goes, um, you goes, did you understand what I said though? Did it make sense? He goes, um, you have a position and you're very clear on that. So that's all I'm gonna say because Candy's my bread and butter and not you. Candy's my bread and butter and you're just sort of like a sad jam at a diner, okay? But, so let's go to Drew. Oh, she said, hello Rainbow.
Starting point is 00:22:24 A store for kids to shop for a Brooklyn. And of course, here she is with the assistant in question. Anthony and he's like, oh, it really is cute in here. I really like the atmosphere. I'm like, dude, you're in a kid's store. This is not, you didn't just walk into LeBernodan, okay? So she's like, Drew is very happy that she and Ken, you're not you didn't just walk into LeBernadam, okay? So
Starting point is 00:22:48 So she's like drew is very happy that she and Ken you're in a good place She just never thought that that day would come and so she's telling Anthony that that they're in a good place And then she goes oh and did I tell you? Miss Sheree I gave her a hug and hit me with a I've heard so much about y'all So Ralph was like I hope all good things. And then she gave me a, hmm, can you believe that Anthony? And he's like, well, let me say this. I love Sheree deeply. And you know, that's one of my good, good, good, good girlfriends. But I just had to cut off business with her because we all know, you know, it's no shade, but she doesn't like to pay. So I love when assistants say they have to cut off all business ties
Starting point is 00:23:27 I don't know why so you got fired. Okay now I believe sure I mean sure I does have history in not paying people, but I think in this case you got fired Or were you ever really her assistant like is she one of your good good good girlfriends or what's going on? Yeah, I don't I don't understand what's going on here. But I also just think it's funny when assistants say things, like I have to kind of all business ties. It's like an intern being like, you know what, that position,
Starting point is 00:23:53 I had to kind of all business ties. It's like you're not, you were not a co-partner on anything, you were an assistant, you were getting coffee. So like to say, I'm cutting up all business ties as if there was like high level decisions being made It's hilarious to me. Yeah, like I had to go through HR and get the ties and through like um So I thought you meant she didn't pay you enough But you're saying she didn't pay you at all and he goes oh Come on, you know the infamous Shiba Shirei honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey honey
Starting point is 00:24:21 Honey honey honey honey honey I just had one of my really good Vendor friends, really good, good, good Vendor friends, honey. You know, he said he wouldn't work with her unless she paid her debt of $25,000. And Drew goes through tells us, I'm not trying to be messy. I'm like, mm, already you just stop your sentence
Starting point is 00:24:41 because you are being messy. And you knew all this stuff before you dragged Anthony on camera in this deep-it scene here. But how much goes, but you know, Anthony said that she never paid him, and I heard that from multiple people, not trying to be messy, just gonna air all that out right now on this TV show.
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah, everyone knows Sheree likes to barter. That's how she pays for things. She just hustles and barters everything. She, I know that we're not gonna have a Drew as the queen of what's cheap and what's not cheap when she tried what is she trying giving away at the the the fine was it the wig that she tries to give as a gift but also when she brought her her brother lot tape to play for everybody on a boom box give me a break lady and she's like actively trying to scam Sonia into being on her exercise videos.
Starting point is 00:25:28 Like, oh, you gotta come over, be in the video. She's literally trying to get Sonia to do that for free. You can just tell. So Drew's saying, this is literally decades that Shreya hasn't been paying people. And then we do see a million headlines. This carpenter has not been paid. This plumber has headlines. Like this carpenter has not been paid, this plumber has not been paid, this driver has not been paid for Chateau Chiré.
Starting point is 00:25:51 Well, I don't really doubt any of those. I mean, that is kind of chiré's reputation. Here's my problem, Anthony and Drew. I don't need either one of you saying that. Like, you're not allowed. You know what I mean? Who are you? You're not allowed to.
Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah, even if you're reading a headline like, not you. Yeah. So, um, yeah. So Anthony's like, honey, I got bills to pay. And let me tell you something Georgia power and street energy. Like they wait on no one, honey, honey, honey, but a credit card payment, honey, extra honey, double honey, one last honey and and conclusion honey. So Drew gets a phone call from Sonja and Sonja's been in Iraq and dragged down the street by up fucking 18 wheeler or something. So Drew has to go pick her up. So they go to pick
Starting point is 00:26:39 her up and the Amp because, oh my God, no tacos today, honey. No, no tacos. They wanted to get taken to lunch cheap assing Anthony. I know. That's basically what that was. So Drew and Anthony go pick up Sonia and they get her, they just get her basically and then they just take her to go pick up her. It basically wants up actually being nothing,, but it's very scary, but like a nothing.
Starting point is 00:27:06 So now it's the day of Brooklyn's party. And Kenya's in hair and makeup, and then we see Shiree FaceTiming Tyrone. And she's like showing her dog, Gotti, who's like this big ass dog. And she's telling Tyrone that she's going to be going to New York because Kenya's bringing the whole cast in New York to see the play and she's like, hey, can you come to New York also? And he's like, yeah, yeah, we can work that out.
Starting point is 00:27:35 We can work that out. I'm like, Shiree, he doesn't wanna see you. The fantasy is over, he's out of jail, it's over. Yeah, I'm not sure what's going on there, but it's not looking great. So then Sonia and Ross are showing. Do's had a hand, Brooklyn, her gift, and he's messing around. And then they're talking about how Ross just came back from Austin, because when he retired, they opened a chauffeur company in Austin.
Starting point is 00:28:01 So he had to actually go there to kind of rebuild the business after COVID. And he's like, yeah, I've been in there actually like watching the cars. That sounds like hell, weren't you rich? Can't, if you're going to invent a job for yourself, do something inside that's not like outside in Texas, washing cars. He met us. I really like Sonia and I really like her family and I think that we should support her family. So to that end, Ronnie, I request that you book a ride with Ross's company there in Austin. Thank you. Okay. Hell yeah, I will. Take them somewhere.
Starting point is 00:28:34 I will. I'll be like, wow, who watched this? Did Ross watch his car? Can I request a car that Ross watched himself? Thank you. Yeah, maybe he'll be a driver. It looked like he was wearing like the driver outfit. So, you know, he's hot.
Starting point is 00:28:47 Oh my God, he's so cute. He was so cute and that driver's outfit, and they're so furry uniform. Rawr. Rawr. So then we go over to the party. And I also like when Kenya was getting in glam, Kenya's got like a glam squad around her.
Starting point is 00:28:59 She's getting her hair and makeup done and Brooklyn's sitting in her lap and her hair is just like in a little pulled back, little bait, you know, little kid. Jesus, like her hair is pulled back and Ken is like, you are the princess today. No, you were the princess always getting glammed while your poor kid just has a little pig tails. What the hell? Yeah, that's how that's how it goes on these shows.
Starting point is 00:29:19 It's like Taylor Armstrong throwing a $35,000 birthday party for her baby and like she makes the kids play in the dirt while she and the moms all sit at a big, you know, tea party. It was an actual tea party also. So now speaking of which, we're back at the gallery, Kenya's arriving at 1230. She's like, oh my gosh, it's beautiful. I'm getting divorced.
Starting point is 00:29:44 So they've got like specialty cocktails. I'm getting divorced. So they've got specialty cocktails. I think it's so funny when there's specialty cocktails at a three year olds party. But there's specialty cocktails and everything. And Kenya's like, I am going to go all out for her birthday party. She will never forget it. I'm like, she will literally never remember this party ever. I'm telling you this right now. What three year olds remember their birthday parties? I would love to know.
Starting point is 00:30:10 So she's not letting Brooklyn in the party yet. Brooklyn is somewhere else because she wants her to be able to make her grand entrance. But unfortunately everybody's late. And she's like, yeah, it's disappointing people are late. I mean, I get 10 minutes, but an hour. Yeah. Shocked for Brooklyn is sitting in the back of some hot car, you know, they're like,
Starting point is 00:30:35 I got Brooklyn, not yet. Holding for Brooklyn, holding for Brooklyn. So, so that Shere is the first one coming uh, coming, Shere walks in and she's like definitely ready to fight with Drew because she's like, you know, she's like, it's Drew coming. She's like, uh, and she's saying how basically she's just like really pissed off about the, uh, the whole assistant thing, et cetera. And she goes, she tells us, I don't want to start nothing to disrespect you little Brooklyn, but trust me, if you start some shit, I will finish it, which means that yes, there will be a flight.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah, because Drew will start some shit. That's how it goes. So more arrivals, more arrivals, and we meet a new girl, Monietta. Yeah, she's Candy's friend, andos X and baby mama. Yes, and then Kenya okay, so then Drew comes in and she's wearing the identical well It's not identical because it's white instead of pink, but she's wearing the same dress that Kenya wore for Brooklyn's Barbie birthday party And Kenya's like is she stalking my Instagram to get fashion tips now?
Starting point is 00:31:45 Yeah, by the way, I'm getting divorced. So now, Shereya is telling us that she's just going to like at Kenya's request, she's going to just like not, she goes, I'm not gonna go after her lying ass Drew, but I'm watching that bitch. I can't when I open another. Is this I? Wait, that's my bad eye. This eye.
Starting point is 00:32:06 Isn't that good eye? Oh, so then Drew and Sonia are talking about their husbands and how Bramala, what's his bad, Drew's husband just went to LA. She's like, oh, you don't even know what's been going on with us. Yes, we do Drew and it all sex. Do we have to talk about it right now? Like, that must be how everybody feels when Drew's coming at them to talk.
Starting point is 00:32:30 Like, hi, how have you been? My marriage sex. We know Drew. We know girl. We see a flashback of Ralph packing and he's gonna be sleeping in the sun's room and he says, the whole reason for me doing the dinner in the first place is to make sure you felt like a queen. It's like, I felt like you spit in my face.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I'm like, yeah, wow, Ralph, love that queen-like experience of having crab rangoon on the roof of your tailor's shop. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And she's like, yeah, but here's the thing. I didn't know that you went to the lions after and you got two long islands. Just by yourself, you got two long islands.
Starting point is 00:33:12 She's looking at a receipt. So he like went, he probably went and called the assistant and had long island nice to event about this whole thing after. Oh yeah, probably. I want one my boy. I mean, what are you talking about? Who's boy. I mean, what are you talking about? Who's my boy? Okay, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:33:28 Oh, the Asim Stress. So, Sannyos, or Sannyos, you know, you'll pull it together, you guys. And she's like, oh, yeah, you know how we do. Pull it together for the kids. Like, your kids right there. Like, maybe say that not in front of the kids. Yeah. You know how we do. Just fake it for the kids like your kids right there like maybe say that not in front of the kids yeah you know how we do just fake it for the kids like mommy and then we meet
Starting point is 00:33:55 Jamie so she's the caring of the episode Jamie so she's this lady you can just tell how this lady is she's at the bar with Kenya and Can you say I'm getting divorced check. Well you look amazing though. She's well, okay Well, we're gonna have kids over at that table just look honey. I don't give a shit I don't I don't give a shit what this is but you got some verbs so I'm all for it She's acting like she's all down. She's like, I'm a cool mom. You know what that's what they say?
Starting point is 00:34:27 I'm a cool mom. You know how I know I'm a cool mom? Because I watch this is us and I fall asleep 40 minutes on it and 40 minutes in. I'm a cool mom. So then Marlow arrives. She walks in the door, she goes, oh, is there anyone to greet me?
Starting point is 00:34:41 Oh, I guess not. Huh, trashy vent. Trashy. Not lower cause. I expected like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro.
Starting point is 00:34:49 I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro.
Starting point is 00:34:57 I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I was like, I'm not a pro. I're like, here comes Brooklyn, here comes Brooklyn, and then Candy walks in
Starting point is 00:35:05 with her kids, and she's like, hey everyone, why is everyone facing this way? I'm like, this is just looking at everyone, like, what the hell? I was like, why is everybody looking at me? And they're like, cause Brooklyn's about to come and she's like, oh shit. So then Brooklyn comes in, and she was so funny.
Starting point is 00:35:24 She walks in with a little pocket book. Did you notice that? She's so cute. So everybody moves her and, um, it can be says hi to Kenyan. She's like, hi, Miss late. Hi, A's. She's like, oh, sorry, but my assistant told me today I didn't have to be ready till 1245.
Starting point is 00:35:43 And then Blades had to take a nap and she's like, girl, I don't have to be ready till 12.45 and then Blaze had to take a nap and she's like, girl, I don't have time for these excuses. We have games to play. Yeah, so now it's time to dive into the first game and it's the the G party game is what's the best tea you have on someone and Candy's like, at a kids party? What? And then Marla is teaching Brooklyn how to drink tea and she's like, okay, but don't put your pinky up. That's a dead giveaway. Yeah, by the way, just want to just want to remind everyone how Kyle Richards would have ruined this entire episode because she would have been like, guys, I just don't feel like we should be giving tea at a kids party. I just feel like it's mean. I don't know, I just don't get it, I think it's mean. I know, and you know, Cynthia is watching this episode like, wow, so we're having fun shade games. Well, yeah, that's fun.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Oh, I guess we're having a joint. Oh, I seem to remember Kenya telling me you gotta, you know, be mindful of the people who aren't in our cork group when you do these games. I hope she remembered that with her friend Jamie. Cut. Cut. Ugh.
Starting point is 00:36:49 So, came, he was like, okay, we're going to get started, take your seats, but our first game is a Brooklyn tribute. What? What is Brooklyn's middle name? Question number two. What was Brooklyn's first word? Question number three. When did Brooklyn first walk?
Starting point is 00:37:07 Um, subway, help, and as soon as possible, so she could get the fuck away from you too. Yeah, so they, we got through this. It's all nice and fun, you know, we get the answers. And now it's time to get to the shady teach. Cause Kenny goes, now it's time for the shady teach. But fun. And Candy's like, how do you do fun to, how does that work?
Starting point is 00:37:34 Okay. So, so now Candy reads the first bit of tea. Like, cause basically everyone's written things in anonymously and put them in a box. But with the first one, Candyya's seems relatively benign, you know, comparatively. And she's like, Monyetta said she's all natural,
Starting point is 00:37:50 but she's had a few surgeries done. And Monyetta said, I got a guy that goes, yeah, I wrote it in my book, I have titties. Hahaha. My, which was her way of saying that she wrote a book, which also leads me to believe why is, so Monyetta has a book which also leads me to believe why is not some money that it has a book what is that okay so that was so funny to me that's such a house wise answer yeah it's in my book so then candy picks and she's like candy
Starting point is 00:38:17 sucks did it kind of look her own just like I was it just says, that would get a dorthy's born like, whoa. And she's like, that is a lie. I'm not gonna go. Someone was getting sucked in a locker room. And candy's like, who wrote this? And no one will admit to saying anything. Like who thinks they know something about me sucking dick in a locker room of all plenty?
Starting point is 00:38:41 Is that Teresa, Judy, is hanging around the corner there? Is that Teresa? Who? Who do you think wrote that? I don't it sounds like a Marlo it sounds like Marlo it has something like a Marlo thing right. It just sort of has that like the kind of the direct lack of of like you know Marlo she always says she doesn't know how to read people so she just hits below the belt like Marlo doesn't have any word play. She just goes right in for the kill Candy so stick at the gym So funny so then they're like what? So Candy's like who thinks that I suck dick in a locker room of all places and she's like
Starting point is 00:39:20 I have never in my life suck dick in a locker room never ever It's like I have never in my life sucked dick in a locker room. Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever Why would she be so offended? So, Kenya is like, Candy, we have to move on because you were so late. So, Kenya is just like a few shades away from our fake Padma, right? Like, she is like, So, I'm sorry, Candy, we have to move on because you're so late. So, she reads her recent, she's like, Okay, I couldn't order from the archive because the site is empty and there's no content. I was like, well, whoever wrote that, you don't order.
Starting point is 00:40:13 Okay, you email the archive and we write you back if we want to entertain you. We write you back and we send you a questionnaire to find out if you were the specific one size that the archive fits aka my size. So the archive is so funny to me. The archive. Let's look at that. The archive. I'm so looking at it.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I'll a cart. I'll a cart has a very attractive cast. Oh, yeah. There's nothing on here. You just, it says about designers and contact. Yeah, so there's of course, it's not set up like a store. Yeah. Okay, so Kenya is like, okay, sorry, I was at the wrong line.
Starting point is 00:40:55 So Kenya is like, I do want to say Marlowe, I was taken aback because Sherei was saying you were talking about me borrowing the car or something. Lisa Reis Range Rover. Okay, that's what the street said. Yeah, she goes, I don't even know Lisa Ray. That's what the streets say. And she goes, and well, you own a Use Rolls Royce, which by the way, a Use Rolls Royce is still quite expensive.
Starting point is 00:41:18 I would have to imagine like, that's impressive. Okay, that's, you know, that's a very, very impressive thing. So Marlowe goes, that's a lie. I bought it off the lot brand new and you said I bought a used Rolls Royce, they told you wrong. They told you wrong. La Archive. And Ken is like, well, that's what I was told
Starting point is 00:41:35 just how you were told that that car was not mine. Thank you. And it's not La Archive. Okay. This is not La Archive. And Marlowe goes, oh yeah, you're outfit. Yeah, that's inspired by Chanel, right? Yeah, she keeps saying it's Chanel inspired,
Starting point is 00:41:51 implying it's a fake. And Kenya's like, no, it's not bitch. I will give you the receipt. So then, Candy tells us, she's like, you know, aren't people tired of my cat? Aren't they tired of going out each other's neck a week after week? doesn't it get old? I'm like no not really actually it's
Starting point is 00:42:08 It's lovely. I think it's hilarious. Let's have another scene of Todd, you know squelching money off of you. Yeah, exactly So Kenya so now Kenya So Kenya so now Kenya Says does she read this tea or is she really cuz someone doesn't pay their assistant So I guess that was the tea right cuz you know that was the tea but then drew just shrugs and Gus I mean just what I heard She doesn't even try to hide that it was her she's like I mean I was trying to tell you at Marlos event and she's Sure, I love when she reg it so pissed off her her voice goes into that octave. She's like, I mean, I was trying to tell you at Marlos event and Sheree's. Sheree. I love when Sheree gets so pissed off her voice goes into that octave. She's like, um, well, you got my number.
Starting point is 00:42:51 You could have called me because you have my phone number. So I don't know why you didn't just call me. And she starts clenching her teeth too. Like her teeth don't open anymore. She just smiles and she just starts to like, like, she smiles. I was like, whoa, you got my number. You got my number. You could have called me.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Could have called me. So Drew goes, well, Anthony, he said he was like, whoa, you got my number. You got my number. You could have called me. Could have called me. So Drew goes, well, Anthony, he said he was your assistant, but then he said he had to cut ties. And then Drew, he had to cut ties. He was well because you never paid him. That's just like he wasn't my assistant. That's why I didn't pay him. She was, well, that's what I heard.
Starting point is 00:43:21 And I don't know for sure because I don't really know you. I'm sure he's like, well, if you don't know me and you don't know what you heard, the way you're spending what you're doing. It's your race about to lose it. And you're just, it's just an icebreaker. Oh, okay. Slandering me is an icebreaker. Got it. So Sherega's, well, did you not tell Candy? And then Candy told Marlow and Daryl goes, well, I had nothing to do with that. So then Candy then has a little bit of bullshit. She tells us I was literally just trying to give Drew a chance to tell Shereya herself.
Starting point is 00:43:53 And now I'm in trouble. I guess is that what Candyya is saying that the reason why she didn't tell Shereya is because she wanted Drew to tell Shereya first. I don't know, it sounded like. Yes, she's saying that she was giving Drew the chance to go to Sheree and talk to her about it before she got her in trouble.
Starting point is 00:44:09 So Sheree's like, well, Anthony wasn't my assistant. She's, well, he wasn't your assistant because you never paid him. She's like, why would I pay him if he wasn't my assistant? Do you see her fucking logic here, lady? And she's like, well, then why does he have emails? She by Sheree that he was trying to put together the line and you didn't want to pay him. So this was where Sherey just like bites her teeth so hard she's, are you going to shut
Starting point is 00:44:32 the fuck up so in first second so I could talk? And Drew's like, well, why you so turned up? Drew asking why she so turned up when Drew just a cute or not paying her assistant. And then it's like, oh, why you so mad? Why you so mad? And such a rago's, because I'm turned up, because don't play with my finances or my kids, or don't play with me or my finances or my kids.
Starting point is 00:44:53 And I'm just like, girl, she goes, girl, girl. I start like doing my imitation, think of each other. And I'm just like, well, I just feel like it's a conversation to be had. She goes, it's a conversation to be had with me. Not candy. Are you really that desperate? That you need an assistant to talk about all your friends with. And she's like, I'm actually have three assistants. You don't need three assistants. First
Starting point is 00:45:15 of all, okay. And how much are you paying your three assistants? Because I'm not buying that you're like a $20 an hour employee or either. Yeah. And so then there's this lady named Fatem out of nowhere. She goes, oh, is this the same guy who told Usheray that her husband is gay? Yeah. She's like, uh, like it's her doing this like,
Starting point is 00:45:41 hand thing like, like X-Nay. This is not for camera. Nope, nope, nope. And she's like, what happened? What happened? And this lady she goes, oh yeah She told me that this guy has been harassing her trying to be her assistance and she's like harassing you Not harassing just you know trying to get in there and she's like yeah trying to be her assistant But she didn't want to hire him because he's been talking about you and saying that your husband is gay So I'm sure he's been talking about you and saying that your husband is gay. So I'm sure he's like,
Starting point is 00:46:05 shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. Joke. So then Joke gets all feisty, she goes, well what we're not gonna do is bring up my husband's name in that light, because I just met you in, and what you're not gonna do is speak up my husband and what you're not gonna do. And then,
Starting point is 00:46:19 then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, then, well, that's how messy he is. There's a woman what we're not gonna do is, this is not the place to do that. This is not the place. So now suddenly Drew is like concerned about,
Starting point is 00:46:28 where's the right place to talk about the Shady T. Right, and I love this lady, because she's like, don't tell me what to do. I'm just telling you, she's just, stop talking, stop talking, thank you, don't you ever do that. And then, Karen, Jamie Karen gets up she's like kids are here I'm walking okay goodbye this is embarrassing and then she walks off but then she walks back to the other side of the table she's like I am leaving and then she walks away again and then walks
Starting point is 00:46:59 back to the bar walks back and goes there are children they're our children here. I know. You know, I was down with everything, but then once you say the G word gay, there are children here for crying out loud. I know she was fine with dick sucking in the locker room as long as it wasn't a dude doing it. Yeah. So I then Marla was like,
Starting point is 00:47:21 I mean, the kids aren't even over here. She goes, this is a kid's birthday party. Marla goes, well, I don't know why she's complaining. She knows what she got into with his bunch of girls. What, you know, looking go on. Thanks, thanks, Kanye, thanks. And you've got to love that like this lady just keeps walking off and walking back
Starting point is 00:47:38 and walking off and keeps screaming. It's like, just call the fucking manager, Karen. And she doesn't leave until someone who looks like they're managing the party comes up and walks her out. No, can you come with me to customer service? You know, we'll give you a $5 gift certificate for next time. So are you were upset.
Starting point is 00:47:55 Yeah, Marla tells us, can you invite all these bougie white folks? They're like, get my kid, this is unacceptable. So this lady is still ranting. She's like, my child is here, my child is here. I'm like, lady, I think the worst influence on your child right now is probably you. So Marlowe, I was like, I know you're the lady
Starting point is 00:48:12 who started the episode, but going, I don't give a shit what this thing is here. You got some food. Yeah. Marlowe goes, Kenya, don't invite your white friends that don't get it. And then she turns the white lady next to her and goes, see see you're good
Starting point is 00:48:28 That lady's like oh yeah, whatever She's like I'm fine. She's like I've known Kenya a long time like that's what her face is In fact that woman actually has her daughter sitting on her lap during this just like I Think she might as well these people like And Jamie is still screaming, my kid is here. My kid. Get out of here with your terrible clothes and your terrible hair. Just go.
Starting point is 00:48:55 I don't know what you think you're doing here, but it's not working lady. Leave. Someone escort this lady to her escort. Please. So then, um, Shiree and now Andrew, like pick up where they left off and Shiree is like, you know, I thought you were a cool girl when I first met you. But then this stuff comes up and I'm like, OK, this is
Starting point is 00:49:12 a ditty bitch. And Drew's like, did you just call me a ditty bitch? She goes, I did bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Guys, there are kids here. Don't raise your voice, okay? This was supposed to be a fun shady moment.
Starting point is 00:49:29 But, you know, this lady, you didn't hear what this lady said. She was simply telling you that Anthony was the one who started that rumor and told other people, and I think you owe her an apology. And Drew's like, but like, that's my husband. I'm never okay with that. And Ken is like, I'm never, that's my husband. I'm never okay with that. And Ken is like, I'm just trying to help you here. Okay. So then Drew turns to Fatem and goes, yes, okay.
Starting point is 00:49:52 So I took what you said to heart and he is on probation. And Ken he goes, probation. Did you hear what he said about your husband? And then Drew goes, what did he say about my husband? So no, I think Drew is playing stupid here because she realizes that she played this whole thing wrong and that like, so now she's trying to backtrack and Kenny goes, well, she said, what she said
Starting point is 00:50:15 about the gay stuff and Drew goes, oh, I didn't hear Anthony say that. I never heard him say that. She goes, I didn't hear that. Anthony said that. And then she waves, Drew's really not great with this. She's more on. So Candy's like, yes, that's what they've been saying
Starting point is 00:50:28 the whole time. And Drew's like, so you guys feel that Shere should have come to me alone to address me with this, because if you're gonna hold me accountable that I should have told Shere, but then Shere have told me, I mean, come on. She didn't bring that up. And Shere even says later, like,
Starting point is 00:50:44 or no, Marlow says later. In her defense, she didn't bring it up on camera. Somebody else did, come on. She didn't bring that up and Sharay even says later like or no Marlow says later in her defense She didn't bring it up on camera somebody else did, you know, so Sharay is like truly is a ditty bitch So so then yeah, she thinks that she should be mad at Anthony not her, you know, not at fiddham So then Ken it goes well, I think you both got a little out of control and a little emotional. Okay, so let's sing Happy Birthday to Brooklyn, which is what this is all about and I'm getting divorced and Candy was late. Okay, everyone. And they all sing Happy Birthday. Am I am so proud of Marlow for not dissing that tiny cake? Because it's like a little tiny three-tier cake in the back. It's on a really high table so it'll
Starting point is 00:51:25 look better. And Ken was like, well, thank for coming, everyone. So she talks about now that she's getting a divorce, that she wants her child to not feel like she's missing anything and Brooklyn seems happy. And so then Marlow is like, now look, me and Ken, you have our little cat fight. And you can all laugh about my event, Kiki about that, I guess that's okay. And she's like, hey, well, maybe you could have said, you know, your husband's gay to me. And she's like, but she didn't tell anybody that.
Starting point is 00:51:58 Drew. Yeah. I can't, it's like, I'm still kind of mad about this whole locker room thing, by the way, which is like this wild accusation that's thrown a candy and then they just move on from it, which is again, that's hilarious to me, you know, like that, that to me is like that this show is like finally back in like the place that it should be that someone could hurl, like, hurl, a huge accusation and has just like a funny punchline in the middle of a great chaotic episode.
Starting point is 00:52:24 And she's like, but she didn't, she didn't pay Anthony, that's minor. But my husband is gay, that's major. Yeah, but Anthony is the one involved in both of these situations. This is what you're not seeing here. Yeah. So then, she raised like, well, I want to have a conversation with you two candy. And candy was like, wait, you're mad at me now? And Shregg goes, of all the girls, I would to have a conversation with you two candy. And candy's like, wait, you're mad at me now. And Shrekas, of all the girls, I would expect it
Starting point is 00:52:47 for many but it for you. I don't expect it from her, because I don't know her, but I know you, and Drew goes, it's Drew. You don't have to call me her. I'm standing right there and Shrekas, I don't know her, but I know you. He like points at her again, I don't know her. Oh, and Drew goes, oh, she's mad and she gets close stop and mother goes yeah, you're too pretty for this
Starting point is 00:53:10 Yeah, and then she raises one my age says the same my age stays the same and Drew goes I'm telling you woman to woman woman to woman. You should have called me. Okay, and Kenya's like guys guys guys Be quiet come on come on and she's like he never got paid because he wasn't my assistant, so they start getting like, there's starting to like fire up again, you know? Yeah, they're doing the Marlow versus Shere repeating things back in each other's face and funny voices.
Starting point is 00:53:36 And so, Kandie's like, yeah, I'm leaving. Okay, just be ready to go to New York. And then we drew is in Shere's face doing like ham shit and Sharay's face. Oh, ho, ho, ho. She's just doing, she's just saying, it's gonna be fun. It's gonna be fun doing like the story of grabbing the air and then Sharay does it back she goes, it's Sharay's, it's Sharay's, it's gonna be fun.
Starting point is 00:53:56 It's Sharay's, it's gonna be fun, it's Sharay's. And then Sonia tells us, she goes, this is the side of Drew I haven't seen, especially to get in Sharay's face, to get in Shreya's face. I would get into Shreya's face. So what this is to me, what that means right there, this is the start of the storyline. We're in Drew bringing Sonia into the group according to what we've seen.
Starting point is 00:54:16 And now Sonia starts putting the distance between her and Drew's that way by the end of the season. They, she doesn't have to be friends with her anymore. Yes. And Candie's like, Drew, don't you know that she has a strong right hook? And she's like, well, I have a strong everything. Girl, you couldn't even do two pushups we saw.
Starting point is 00:54:33 So please. I know. Don't go up against Sere. Sere, first of all, Sere has the best toned arms on a whole of Bravo. Okay, so she's going, if you draw out a hook from her, you're going to feel it. We just saw Sheré do 200 workouts in one episode.
Starting point is 00:54:53 We saw you not able to complete five minutes, okay, with your fake diet. Get out of here. Yeah, get out of here. Get out of here, Drew. So that was the episode. Fun times, I was really cracking up. That whole baby, the baby shower, not baby shower,
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