Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Shootout at the OKoi Corral

Episode Date: April 16, 2019

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talk she just lies and says, I don't say that. I don't say that what I said was. And then she repeats just what they accused her of saying. Like a little like a little baby. But let's start at the beginning. Shall we? Yes. Let's please start. So the episode begins with candy and the candy and Porsche segment, which was like this time a year ago Candy and Porsche had a truce, but it seems like that truce is more like a spruce tree Which is a tree that's a friend you'll unlike this truce Evergreen Some people playing seeds some some people grow weeds. Meanie, Borsha, candy,

and we're going to add the air. You just exhausted. Just take a break. Okay, everything doesn't have to be a fucking poem. Yeah, exactly. He's like, so clean slate until tap twos and Rolex is killed. So then we see this, uh,

Borsha and candy segment. And honestly, this up this season seems like it's been going on for 37 years and it seems like season one that we're looking back at. I'm like, where is Kim Solziak and her terrible old face? I know. I was surprised to ask like, oh my god, I forgot about all these scenes and these things that happened. Yeah, so Andy's like is the truth from Tokyo still going and for sure It's like we have to readjust it Yeah One of like that one of the big bones a contention had to do with Todd's birthday party and

And well as Todd's birthday party, but then there's also issues with the fact that candy was talking to Dennis's X Who I think is Jamie is Jamie the ex I keep by the way I keep looking over here at TV party but I'm realizing you're probably looking me over here. Jamie's the girl who is Jamie's the girl who was on camera that came to the candy factory. Right, but she came to the factory like I wasn't because there did she come to the candy factory to talk about Portia at the party or or because of the fact the fact the the the Dennis. I think she got. Oh, yeah, I think both.

She just is ready. So Porsche was really mad that candy was talking to Jamie of like all the people, you know, and you know, and you know, it can just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, talking, not just Jamie. She's like, yeah, but you brought Jamie, you know, and were a lot of people talking about him, not just Jamie. She's like, yeah, but you brought Jamie, you know, and Jamie set this whole thing up. And Katie goes, say what? Yeah, candy's all noises this entire, this entire episode. She's just like a little noise machine over there on the side.

Yeah, she just fully committed to being R2D too. Yeah. So, of course, it's mad at her for bringing this girl on camera, the trash talk, which she should be. That was shitty. Candy was shitty about that, I thought, at the time. And she's like, set, what up? That's the part we disagree on.

And Andy's like, Candy, how can you be positive that Portia was at fault at the party? Because you're the one who keeps saying that Portia was in one starting trouble. Andy's like kind of a Ramona today in my head. Yeah, whoa candy. Well, you said that okay Candy name is like a pool He's like how can you be sure this Portia's fault? And she's like, uh look Tons of people said that you walked up and we're saying what's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up over and over to this girl. And I'm sure that you weren't going up like, hello, how are you?

You know, you're going to get in the mean what's up way? Yeah, and for sure, she was like, ah, ah, and then he's like, well, other people were there. Who else on even like I was there. I saw nothing. Okay, then shut up, Eva. Okay, you know, see anything. Stop talking. And then she's like I was there I saw nothing. Okay, then shut up, Eva. Okay, you know, see anything. Stop talking. And then it was so insignificant that I had to be told it happened because I didn't actually see with my own eyes. Yeah. And I was like, I was there and Andy's like, whatever. Okay. Next question. I was like, well, why aren't you questioning some more? Yeah. Andy is paying some more in no mind.

He just confused why there's been a friend of sitting on the couch that's in top I ever union like isn't it weird? What is she doing here? Are we done with her yet? Like no, she's a real full time cast member Andy. Oh, so then they get into, then they get into the drinking allegations, which I don't remember hearing this was this part of the season or was this. Yeah, so Shama Dia brought up.

No, it was part of the season because Todd this yeah yeah sashama dia brought up no it was part of the season because uh... taht and candy were we're saying like well you know portion she's probably drunk and you know she always acts up when she's drunk and so then someone asked like so candy how did you and taht feel when um... you were basically accusing Porsche of being drunk and causing a scene and now knowing that she was pregnant and candy would instead of being like oh yeah no, no, that's, yeah, instead of just like taking it back, like yeah, no, we were wrong. She's like, well, see, we're ready.

Well, you know, Porsche first like, only been pregnant a little bit. Porsche was like, she's like, a little bit, hour six months pregnant. She's like, no, you got pregnant at the end of June and Todd's party was on August 4th. She's like, two months. She's like, no, that's basic. Five months. Yeah, of course, she has a fatra math. You know, that's the problem. You need to find a better mentor because you learn who you're with, you know, and just, I guess you learned math from Fadra, who had like a full grown baby at like what,

two weeks. Yeah, she had like an instant grow baby according to her pregnancy math. And insta grow. So then they start candy's like, well, okay, look, I know you for sure had a glass of wine. And Porsche's like, maybe it was a mocktail.

And like she doesn't remember, you know. So, Porsche is not gonna totally deny this, I guess, because there's a whole room of people. So, Eva comes to her defense and she's like, a glass of wine is fine when you're pregnant, which is it? I mean, you actually, allegedly, it's probably is that you're allowed to have like

one glass or something like that. And then people always say, oh, well, you know the French. The French have been drinking wine all this time for years and years and years. Yeah. So, Candy's like, I have a picture, do you want to see it? Which apparently she gave the producers, because they put it on the screen.

And Porsche's like dancing like down with her, you know, her wine glass dancing with her wine glass. Yeah, exactly. And then it just like cuts to Neenie. And she Neenie's just giving her like, I'm tolerating this moment smile. Like the entire time, she's just like rotating her head left to right

with just this stupid fake ass smile on her face. Like, she's so above all this, like she just can't be, can't wait to be released from shooting this episode. Yeah. And then Candy is like, well, my thing is, you know,

if you're pregnant, I forget the drinking, okay. She's like, if you're pregnant, why are you walking up on a girl saying what's up? What's up? Yeah? What's up? What's up? And then Portia's like yeah, I mean you can you can say that without saying that if you're buck and then Angie's like what? See people what was that? What can you back? It's like what?

Yeah, not in your back and even it's... it means like you can get it if you want it can get it and he's like uh... i thought it was just a sort of like thing i learned about grinder i mean i learned a lot of things from the show to i think i'd be spoke for a lot of us he's like what

thanks for like she's i took you back to the cater. So now there's this like, there's a question about when they're talking about the party, I had to only forgotten that this had happened. But why was Neenie mad at Porsche for Porsche say, OK, let me set it up. Basically, OK, there was this whole

thing with the party and then Candy was saying was saying some stuff and so then Neenie told Porsche what Candy was saying and then Porsche on TV was like well Neenie told me that Candy was like blah blah blah blah blah so Neenini got mad at Porsche for saying that she told Porsche about what Candy was saying. And she puts this whole thing on Instagram saying like, oh, real loyalty, real loyalty. So much for being like a little sis, little sis, like, I'm out, whatever. And so the question is, Nini, why are you so mad that Porsche said that you said something when you're the one who originally went behind Candy's back to tell Porsche? Yeah.

Yeah. Really, really convoluted set up for like a really simple talk. It's only going to take so much time to explain such a stupid thing, you know, like, oh, it's fucking so. So, Nini's like, I was pissed. Okay. I was pissed. We are sisters.

We have a sister. We have a pact. Like, you've been nothing but nasty. What are you talking about? So for some think Andy says oh no, Neenie said we were right or die and porch is like well I was just writing sorry I swear to God I've it hurts me that I've said you like that which at least she apologizes, you know Yeah, exactly meanwhile Neenini still did not take any accountability for the fact that she and Cynthia both told Candy,

no, no, don't tell Portia, don't tell Portia, and then Nini went and told Portia. And I guess maybe I guess her way of addressing it is by saying that she was having Portia's back. Like, oh, someone was talking to you about you and I'm gonna tell you about it. But the thing is that Candy was thinking about just telling it to Portia.

So it's like, she's, Nini has, Porsche is back in a situation that she created. I don't know. I don't think we'd be ever, have we even really seen Nini have someone's back on the show? Has she really gone to bat for someone? Never. Never. Never.

Uh, so Andy's like, you know, we all know that you thought the Tetsis were hot at first, but isn't weird now that you're gonna marry a guy with other women's names tattooed all over his body permanently. And she's like, I like him just the same and they taste good. Laquisha, Chavon, Melissa, she starts like singing mom number five over there. A little bit of Erica on his neck. I like them just the same and they still won't come off. I like to think of them as brand names. So, Antis, why don't you just admit you were pregnant before you were monogamous? And she says, Sally from, you know, wherever wants to know.

I like you. You're monogamous and she says, okay, Sally from vagina. I was pregnant when I was monogamous. Okay, Sally from vagina. I was pregnant when I was monogamous. Okay. Now she's trying to have an answer like a Neenie, you know, just to see her guns and say it with a lot of attitude and they'll back off. I didn't even know that was like an issue that she was having about like admitting when she got pregnant.

I didn't see that as being a thing. So now we move on to the Neenie Greg Cancer segment. Wow, wow, wow, oh, my God. This was so, I feel so bad for Greg. Anybody going to that, of course, you feel for it. Neenie's such a dick about every single little thing. It's like she can't even pretend to be nice. And now she's showing this thing where she's doing the victim thing where she's like, what was it, Greg? Like Greg's abusing her on the stage. I'm like, he's an old man with cancer sitting there about to cry.

And also I have to say there was a blind item a few months ago, after a couple months ago, after they filmed this reunion that Greg was sobbing, like, please don't leave me and stuff on the stage. And a bunch of stuff that they apparently cut out. And it's like, this woman. And I don't know if that's true. I just read it in the blind eye of Amazon.

So I mean, I can believe it. I mean, so basically she said that they're in counseling now and that they're actually seeing Dr. Jeff, even though Neenie can't stand him. I'm like, well, that's gonna be productive. And we've got to see a flashback of Dr. Jeff being like, Neenie, Neenie, when have I taken size Neenie? Neenie, Neenie, Neenie, Neenie, Neenie. When have I taken size, Neenie, Neenie? I'm not back, Neenie. Neenie, Neenie, Neenie.

Neenie. Neenie. But you know, it's free. Yeah. It's like a Bravo person. So she's getting her free therapy. And also she probably likes it because she can storm out of every session and say, you were taking his side, which she doesn't every, every situation. So Greg comes out on stage and we find out that they're not even sleeping in the same

room anymore. Initially it's because of his Colossami bag but now post-Closami bag. I guess they're just not in the same room. Now I don't really know how that necessarily works in terms of sleeping arrangements and a Colossami bag but I kind of feel like you could probably still share the same bed. And I don't know, I just feel like what a way to make like your husband who is battling cancer, what a way to make him just feel so should be about himself.

I'm not gonna sleep in the same bed with you because you got a colotomy bag. Yeah, I'm not even sure how all of that works. Yeah, but I could be speaking totally out of turn because maybe it's like realistically, it's like it's too much of a process, but I just think in the context of Neenie it just felt like another selfish thing. Well, and then this other little little microargument that you can tell that they've been having forever. He's like, so you know, why wouldn't you go get

chemo and he said, God, let him do holistic or whatever. And then he's like, well, what advice do you give? And he's like, well, if you have a loving wife that has been telling you for years to go get a test and you go get a test. And he's like, I told you, I told you. And he's like, well, I was ignorant about it. And I didn't know I needed. She goes, yes, you did because I told you.

I told you. So now you know that that's a fight where she's like, I told you, yeah, I told you, if you listen to me, you would have cancer. I thought it was kind of funny when he was like he was like he was like he's like every time I had a I would go get a Physical when the doctor was said okay, it's time to check her cool, and I said that's not necessary Believe it or not it was ignorance. I was like you don't say Greg you don't say yeah, so Andy's like well What do you think of how do you feel Greg about Neenie calling you grouchy all the time and Greg's like well we don't use that word anymore and he's like yeah we I can't use it now okay calling grouchy now it's because you know it's like

dealing with Neenie is like you have to take it down to every single detail and that's probably one thing that he won was she can't say the word grouchy anymore because he shouldn't win anything else because she's still on there dishing him all the time. So yeah, because Andy's saying how Greg always seems just so calm all the time. So it's funny to hear that he's like a big grouch at like high maintenance. And he's like, well, the issue is that I just have such a much bigger personality. So like I catch the blame for situations more than he does. And then he's like, well, but you also, you know, you do do some things. And she's like, really, really? Like, what? I'm like, oh my god. All Greg's. Oh, nobody's perfect. Oh, yeah, nobody's perfect. Nobody's perfect. Listen, Greg, nobody's perfect. God, you can't even pretend to be a decent human being

because you can tell that she's pretending. She's like taking on this victim role like she's so put upon and she's trying to like, get some, you know, I don't know, view her love back because she's just been dragged across the quals this whole season and rightfully so, but she can't even pretend to be a decent person man. God.

Yeah, exactly. And then Andy's like, do you wish that she had not revealed that you had cheated once? No, Andy. No, he's totally happy about that. We had to bring that back into it. I totally forgot about that. Jeez. Like, they're not dealing with God.

Yeah, with his folk concerned. And so then Greg is like, well, the hurt from that got removed From me a long time ago and he's like sounds like it didn't get removed from you Neenie. She's maybe Baby So then it's Are they separated because Neenie was trying to make it sound like Greg was the one talking about separation at the wedding or whatever And he's like what ended up happening and she's like well I went to that wedding alone and Greg's like well I didn't know I wasn't going I was getting dressed she just left me there to yeah well he

couldn't go fighting with me like that. Can you believe it this guy is finally getting dressed to go to a wedding like he's like mastering all his energy go to wedding and then she just leaves him. Yeah one of the quay fish jumps out and tries to like bite her face, you know. Yeah, the Quayfish has the right idea. The Quayfish is like enough with these two. I don't want to hear it anymore. Yeah, so then Andy's like, well, someone from somewhere wants to know, why have you

traveled so much when Greg is sick? And she's like, if I didn't travel, Greg would not eat. Okay, Greg would be dead in the river somewhere. Oh my God. It's just one of those monsters. It's like, I don't even know what to say anymore. You know, now let's emasculate the guy, okay? Yeah.

So then, hey, Greg, did you feel Cynthia's support? And he's like, absolutely. Cynthia's like a sister to me, which I thought was hilarious because Nini keeps saying, she's not my friend. We've never actually been friends. We've never ever been friends. And he's like yeah, no, she's basically a sister I just loved how angry that must have gotten Neenie You see that right then and there like flaring and so Neenie's like Listen, it is what it is. I've reacted how I reacted and I'm not gonna tell you. I'm gonna act differently

Okay, he's no walk in the park and even if he didn't have cancer. He not a walk in the park okay and I have had some of the most hardest times and I would go and he said I couldn't visit I'm like really will gee I can't imagine he's like well yeah because it's hurtful I'm going through things too you know I didn't know what cancer was gonna be like either and what a shocker it affected me as well as me he's not crazy yeah actually yeah yeah cancer affected me as much as the person I'm married to. And so Greg apparently wouldn't let her in. Could you imagine what a fucking night Mary needy would be in the hospital? Oh my god. Oh my god. She'd be terrible.

She'd be absolutely terrible. She'd demand like her own bed. And her on the TV. She's like, could you put some vitamins in that IV? Please. Thanks. So then there's just more discussion about like what's going to go on with the marriage and Greg saying how like he's saying like things that don't totally make sense he's like the reward would be that if we don't have this marriage that we still would wind up being best friends and he wants to save the marriage and he's like I like she's not really saying that she wants to save the marriage etc and it's just like's just like sad. But at the same time, I actually don't really care, because I've actually never found them to be like a terribly compelling couple together.

So I was just like, can we just move on from this? And so thankfully Andy goes, we'll be right back. And then Nini goes, we'll be right back. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, Nini, Nini, you don't get to say that. You don't get to send us something. You're also like going in Andy through this whole reunion, by the way. I don't know if we've even mentioned mentioned that because she's so horrible to everybody But she's like she's snapping back at Andy the whole time like why would you even ask that?

Yeah So then as we pull back Meenie's like good job and he goes yeah you two good job She goes what were you worried yet? No, Neenie like he's been slandered by you all fucking season Okay, of course you he wasn't worried and he's like my stomach was nervous and she goes oh Jesus I think it was supposed to be oddly endearing to show that like don't worry everyone. They're gonna get through this I was just like can you be just like quiet these two people up. Yeah

Yeah, so when we come back depressing this was really fucking dark and Yeah, so when we come back depressing this was really fucking dark and I'm really getting sick. I can't watch an e-ne much longer like I can't she's got to get the fuck off my screen I watch this shit for fun and I don't blame anybody for getting cancer. It's not that it's just her She's just such a dark forest. She's a star is a cancer on the show honestly. She's terrible. She's taking out So when we come back though things lighten up because then Marlow and Tanya are Tanya are on stage now and of course Tanya is like so excited. Hi Andy, oh my goodness, it feels great. You look wonderful. You look great and all you Lisa created, decai de girls am I right? I'm not even from decai de or right? Just want to be like decai de girl. One of one of the girls, my girls. So they have a segment of like how glamorous Andy tried to make

this sound. He's like, ladies, this year you traveled the world from destined to Tokyo. That's the saddest thing. Yes, in Florida, home of house hunters episodes 105 209 331 and 412. Well, they were showing their fashion, I'm sorry to interrupt you, but they were showing their fashion walkoff or whatever. And who's more fashionable? Tonya or Neenie. And Neenie goes, well, you need to come into my class and I will put you to shame, which

I thought that was funny. Yeah, I wrote that down too. I was like, no, they put that in there for a reason for a reason stupid nini so So there's a question that was like so Tania Your title change midway through the season from nini's friend Eva's friend. What do you think about that? She's like, oh, I'm just glad I have a title. It's so wonderful It's so great to be here. What a lovely couch. Oh, this isn't a couch. It's just it's not even a stool

Oh, it's just a box. Well, I love it. Can I just say whoever times out those titles? What is the island? Oh, wow that choice of font perfect the kerning never seen such a good kerning. I mean here this whole time I've been to Helvetica in my head Helvetica Sorry, I get to mix up sometimes. Oh, it's so fun in here. I can't help but mess it in my fuck, memes. Comic-Sunes?

Comic-Sunes? Cowie or new? Cowie or new? Cowie or new? Um. Um. Cowie. So, uh, so Tanya is still mad. to carry your food. Kali. So, Tanya is still mad.

Tanya's big thing that she's going to try to fight about, that she gets all of about 30 seconds of screen time to fight about, is the thing that Nini said when they were in Tokyo, and they were looking at the fortunes that were like, you're going to get married, and they say, it was willing to be Paul or someone else, which, believe not is one of the few times I will say I don't think that Neenie was trying to be shady or bitchie and tanya still is like all right well I gotta have a fight so I'm gonna's like I have a very big hand on why she's sitting on that couch over there and for her to even try it and Martha goes just shut up. Just say you're sorry. Okay. You're sorry and the end, okay? And so Neenie goes I totally understand I totally understand like really bitch so obnoxious when Marla is your coach

Yeah, Marlow is hilarious to me because she like she basically is just gonna try to throw shade Wherever she can and then when someone pushes back she just smiles like yeah, yeah, no, you're right. You got me So that Cynthia keeps jumping in. This is this also really bothers me perhaps is for union. Cynthia is being totally dragged by Neenie and she keeps jumping into the fencer and then Neenie who's been nothing but a shithead to Cynthia keeps jumping in going well, I said the ass out one over there. It's like, oh, now you're calling her as a witness. Like, you can't have it both ways. Yeah, no. So Neenie Cynthia is like, well, I know. I know when Neenie is trying to be shaping and what she's trying to be clean and that was not shade. And even it's like, well, clearly,

it clearly that energy held over because you used to kiki. And then you're like, yeah, we haven't been kiki. Yeah, we haven't had a kiki. And what I don't even know what a kiki is, but we haven't done it. And Neenie's like, she's like those fish over there up and down and up and down and everyone looks at her like God Have you lost it that much? This is this is your shade now. This is what you've been reduced to you and Tom you just goes Are you calling me a fish? Thank you. I love fish. That is so sweet of you. She called me a fish Guess what found Nemo? It's me!

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So Tonya is basically saying, what she tries to say is, you know what, as I started to become friends with people in the group and started to make my own relationships, you got mad. But she goes, well, as I rose up in the group, and he says, I never said you rose up, which was, you know, like, it's like the insecurity that's present in Nene Leaks is just like off the charts, you know. Yeah, whenever Nene is resorting to being pedantic, you know, you know, we're in trouble and she does that.

That's her defense and everything. She's just, you know, working with semantics. Exactly. And to get back to what you were saying at the top, is that like people would accuse knee knee of doing things and then she just do them. So Cynthia's like, you know what? Neenie, the problem is that when you have issues with someone, you don't like call them up and like talk it out

You just disconnect you just totally just drop them and then Neenie just turns tomorrow and goes meet her own even friends I mean what is she talking about? I'm like see you just get it right there Don't you realize your reaction is evidence of what she's saying and Marlow's like shut up Neenie. Just don't answer Marlow, you know, it's hard for me to forgive Marlo for like her past because it's nasty and I don't like it. And I don't like her coming on and making knife jokes after she slashed someone in her face that later killed themselves. Okay. So Marlo, I've always got kind of a problem with, but man, she's funny in this one. She's funny dealing with me, and he just telling her, shut up, Neenie. It's like the hand of the king or the, you know, the advisor to the president.

So Portia's like, the way you roll, people feel indispensable. And Neenie's like, everyone's like, uh, Portia. And she's like, I think you mean dispensable. Yeah. So Neenie goes, well, I don't have an interest in being friends with these girls anyway. So I don't care what they think.

Well, you know, this is a show about friends, right? So are you quitting or are you thinking you're going to get to recast the whole thing with a bunch of sick of fats? What are you thinking, stupid? Exactly. And Nini is just like, Nini is like now really mad at Tondya because she feels like Tondya is trying to use her to have like a big reunion fight, you know, like pick on the like the Queen Bee, etc. So she's like, she's like, I'm that girl that you really don't want to have an argument with. But you're gonna, you're not, or she's a bitch like, you're gonna try to start an argument with me and you just don't want to bark up that tree. That's basically what she says. And time it just looks at her and goes, I don't understand the words coming out of your mouth,

which I thought was so hilarious. Like, you're speaking gobbledigoop right now. Yes, I mean, he's like, you, you're gonna beg for that peach. You don't have to stick that peach up your pussy. You will never get it from me, honey. I'm like, what? She's I'm so basically, um, there's a question of like, hey, why does Nini think that she can control all the new people that she brings in? And then there's like, whoa, like I'm not controlling and even goes, okay, here's what I'm gonna say about Nini. Okay, pass of aggressive, yes, but not controlling

as if that's somehow better. And he's like, I am not passive aggressive. It's like, don't you remember, like two seconds ago, you're just like said, like, I'm very sorry, I'm very sorry that I hurt you. That was passive aggressive, Nini. That was passive aggressive. Yeah, it's because you wonder when I'm aggressive and Eva goes, very sorry that I hurt you that was passive aggressive meany that was possible person Yeah, it's because you wonder when I'm aggressive and even goes well. I feel that you are she goes oh am I

Am I it's just that's literally it's on you. It's like that's literally passive aggressive Right now and you're so good at it good job. You're so good at being Wow, you know, it's amazing that you could be so good at something while you're being so passive. And Mimi's like, oh god, look at those girls on the end. They have to work for these fights. They try and they try. Like no one's even trying. You're the one fighting about every little thing. No one has even said anything to Mimi fight wise. Yeah, all they've done is to a clip. And Mimi's freaking out. Yeah. And so then Eva says she makes some comment about how She and Neenie weren't friends and he is like oh really? Oh really? I had your back and even like well

This is what I'm learning from the show because I'm saying this is what you've been saying I love Neenie spends the entire like first hour and a half saying like these girls aren't my friends They never were my friends and he was like well, I guess we weren't friends. I was your friend, how dare you. Shut up, Dini. And when she starts saying, oh, how I had your back. Oh, really, Mimi, how you had her back? When you went on camera with Marlow, knowing what Marlow's gonna do,

calling her bridesmaid accusing Marlow of all this shit, then waiting until Marlow could, or waiting until even could be ambushed at a public event, candy party, and showing up late so that you can be the one to confront her. Then getting mad that your ambush didn't work out right. So you promised her you would meet alone in the parking lot and still wear a fucking microphone. What the fuck are you even talking about? You're so fucking foolish shit. You're the worst person ever. Yeah, and also you left her wedding early like after like after like

after like talk to her. Yeah, that's not called having someone's back. I'm sorry. She's the worst. So Eva's like, have my back. And Marlow's like, oh, Eva, you're the worst luck with friends. I mean, Neenie, three of your bridesmaids. Yeah. That was pretty funny. Yeah, I totally missed that, but that is funny. Yeah, so then there's like a there's discussion about Marlow and Eva, et cetera. And Marlow's like, well, I think this is this is the best Eva's looked all season long, which is like her like little shady dig, et cetera. And there was questions about Marlo, like, like, why is Marlo fixated on the fact that Eva has two different kids from

two different parents. And Eva's basically like, I guarantee that probably not all of your siblings come from the same parents. And Marlowe's like, you know, after some like resistance, she's basically like, well, yes, no, my mother did have kids with two different fathers. And suddenly like, well, why bring it up in the first place? And she goes, well, you know,

I just appreciate talking. You know how I'm patty and low. I just feel like it's know how I'm petty and low Because I'm even cuz I'll bet my bottom dollar Marlow siblings aren't for the same parents And she cuz don't bet your bottom one You're pretty poor already Yeah, I just like that Marlow is like yeah, she got me. I was just being petty. It's just what I do I was just being petty. It's just what I do. Yeah, so they can't be out of that. I read that the read session on the bus

or Eva finally let Marlowe have it, went on a lot longer. And everyone's like, oh my god, Bruce goes, it went on 45 minutes. Marlowe's like, they cut out all my good lines and everybody went, uh, mmm, thanks so. Mmm. So they all agree Marlowe wins

and the, or the, uh, Eva win. Yeah. So then Andy's like, um, so they all agree Marlow wins and the, or that, uh, Eva won. So then Andy's like, okay, so why didn't anyone stand up to Neenie about how she was bullying Tanya, uh, on that trip? That's a wrap party. Yeah. And being just an attitude. Yeah. Yeah. And Neenie's like, like, she's on that. She's going to kill Andy, by the way. I'm surprised Andy made it out of here alive because she kept looking at him like she was gonna murder him and Eva of course is like I didn't even notice a thing which is gonna be her answer for everything now yeah exactly um and so uh Nini is like she's

sitting on the couch like now she's actually like proud of herself she's like they are so desperate over there I'm a real G I can have the whole couch over there talking about me I'm like you are so pathetic if this is like, they are so desperate over there, I'm a real G. I can have the whole couch over there talking about me. I'm like, you are so pathetic. If this is like a feather in your cap, that you're being such an obnoxious fool on national television to the point where everyone is just like trying to talk some sense into you, and you take that as an accomplishment. No. Yeah, there's your knee knee for you. So, Samari, segment, open marriage. I'm like, oh, good. Everyone cares. We have to have cancer and Samari's open marriage in I'm like, oh, good one cares. We have to have cancer and Samari's open marriage in the same episode. Why don't you just pull up a giant bus, you

can literally drive your viewers away. Yeah, exactly. So, so Marlo is Marlo really likes to push the narrative that Samari has a massive drinking problem, which is something that Shamari is like not too fond of hearing and she's like, listen, I'm not gonna listen to you about that, okay? Like tell me something about gold digging or shopping and then I'll listen. And Marla goes, you need Betty Ford and she's, I don't even know what that is. But she sounds hot and I'd like to make out with her. She goes Google it and Kim pops up from behind the cash did someone call Google me. Google me. Yeah. So yeah, Porsche's like, she doesn't have a drinking problem. She just has a

problem drinking and everyone like cracks up. She doesn't know her levels. So then Andy's like, so've seen Shemari getting drunk Marlow but is there times outside the show that you're talking about and she's like oh the streets talk I have dooms I have a pit I have pictures as a matter of fact and she's like what are those streets say about you nobody even knows who you are even on this show six years. My still don't even know what you do. Yeah. Martha, because you're dressed in a dress made by Claire's and it'll even make clothes and portion. Yes.

No, not Claire's. They're closed. I know. She's like, they close. And tomorrow he goes, this is House of Falenciago. It's not a not a house. Yeah, they have a bear sigil. What was she trying to say balance,

Yaga? I'm assuming balance, Yaga. I don't know, but Valentino, she's just mixing up some things together. So Marlowe's like, I'm not going to argue with an alcoholic. I pray for you. I pray for you. And then Andy's like I'm not gonna argue with an alcoholic. I pray for you And then Andy's like so

Peter from the poke nose wants to know what's the difference between You being wasted on the floor in Tokyo not being able to get in your room and Samari being wasted and Marlowe goes Because that's a girls party and he and that's not vomiting. Okay. That's not vomiting on someone she's They even put a little subtitle out this is vomiting When I vomit on my Valenciaga Yeah, I'm gonna go So tomorrow is like yeah, well if I could do some cute cheese You'll probably let me touch your poop too, and she goes she knows my favorite girl. You're so thirsty. You keep living through your husband and

You don't have one okay Marla. You're living off like fucking pips and daddies So please put it back inside so some are like I don't trust a conflict with a list. Thank you. I'm quite kind of the understand that. Yeah, I don't quite understand that, but it felt fun. It felt like a good comeback, even though I didn't understand it. She had me at combat or at convict, but she lost me at list. I'm like, hello? Some of us can't help it, okay? We're born with the contests. you don't have a list though did you when you were younger ah

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s is like us like us like us I will not think about my s is you will not think about me What is the depth? It's a weird S. Damn, now I'm going to say it now. I like an S like an A. It's like S is all A. No, I will not think about my S's. You will not think about it. You will not think about it. You will not think about it. You will not think about it. You will not think about it.

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it's like you speak like this a little bit, like that sort of list. Yeah, he's really... It's not really a list, it's like a speaking pet of me. I'm turning into Duran Dup. It's like that thing where you like, where you like girdled the back of your tongue. I have almost no teeth. It's too big for my teeth. tongue. I have almost hung it too big for my. Anyway, that's what I have.

I have a milk tongue. I have like a big steak as a tongue, okay? I have a porter house as a tongue. I feel like my tongue is very average sized. So there's like, meanie. Oh, well, he asked, who cares? Can we skip most of Chamari?

I really don't. Is there, well, there was one funny. Well we skip most of Shamari? I really don't. Is there when he was talking about Shamari? Well, there was one funny thing, which is that. Shamari was saying that she did feel bad about puking on EVA's shoes. And she was like, he was like, yeah, I was really upset about that. And so Shamari was going to get the shoes cleaned, but she

found out the price for cleaning the shoes and restoring them was more than what they were actually worth. So she got a gift card instead. And he was like, yeah, but I got those shoes in Morocco. And she was like, but you got them in, you got them in a Zara in Morocco. She's like, still here, I got you a Zara gift card for $70. Which Porsche then tries to steal. Yeah, that was so funny though.

She's like, that was a Zara in Morocco. So then, uh, the questions about her bisexuality and she's like, that is behind me. Which, I mean, I don't know if anybody studies sexuality as deep these we have here on this show, but you don't just put sexuality behind you, okay? You're that forever. Why don't you just say yes? I still have feelings for care. That's part of the talk. You're that forever. Why don't you just say yes? I still have feelings for care. It was a big deal everybody get the fuck over and I'm talking like the Gasteman on television on the Gast Channel on television and why are you trying to shame me about liking girls sometimes? How about that? Yeah, yeah, so

Hey has Shamari's fashion game improved and Shamari's like, you know, I will say this I Do think that over the course of the season, my fashion has improved. Marlowe goes, except for today. It looks like my nephew got glitter and just glinted all over something and somewhere, it's like, you look lopsided. You're, you're, you're, I can see him as even going up the right way. So you don't understand, you just don't understand fashion.

Okay. Yeah. You, one person's vomit is another person's high fashion. Okay. So, um, and he goes, well, I don't know why everybody is always giving her shit about fashion. Neenie wears a white t shirt and a calf tan 90% of the time. And Neenie just looked like she was about to pull out a baseball bat and beat the shit out of him. I know. It was amazing because it's something I never thought about. And it's so true. And they even show all these different looks.

It's the same thing. And she didn't even laugh. She wasn't even like, yeah, that's my luck. She was furious. Like they all ganged up to tell Andy to ask that question. Yeah, here they are coming for me again. So Marla's like, look, I know you're all going to say that I'm just taking up for Neenie, but she can wear whatever she wants. Just take a look at her closet. And Tony goes, we tried! We were loaded! It was great. We had a great time outside the closet. It was so fun. And Andy's like, Marlo, why are you maybe you're qualified to give fashion advice, but why are you

criticizing people's mothers, their family, their looks? And even it's like, but why are you criticizing people's mothers their family their looks and even It's like yeah, all you do is say we all have stink breath and Marlowe's like sometimes your breath will stink It's like I just get rid of my this is why Marlowe could never be a house like gate So then Andy's like Neenie hosted one of the most outrageous events and housewives histories like one of the most outrageous events in housewives' history. It's like, all right, just keep trying to credit Neenie with something. What we're here, okay? Yeah.

And it was the Bywig party. Oh my God, these clips. I know. Yeah, so we got to relive the Bywig party. And so we come out and talking about the hair. And I was like, yeah, it felt great, et cetera, et cetera. And I was like very upset that no one asked like, hey, but do we all acknowledge that Neenie was still in a wig because she was clearly still in a wig during that party, right?

Like, I don't know. That wasn't a very good wig if that was a wig. So it looked weird to me, but you know what? Maybe it wasn't a wig. Okay, you know what? I don't know. It looked like it was spray painted on. I mean, there was something to me, but you know what, maybe it wasn't a wig. Okay, you know what? I don't know. It looked like it was spray painted on. I mean, there was something, it didn't look good. That's for sure, but I don't know. Maybe it's definitely not like you're used to seeing someone with a wig every day, but then her hair is still so treated that it's all dry and weird and probably lifts kind

of off her head anyway, so I don't know. Yeah, maybe. So, so now, Nini has to start, it start defending her comment that she made about like, that they're women in the hood who've got a baby in the belly, one in the shoulder, one their arms getting on the city bus, et cetera. And like, that basically no one has an excuse to run late just because they're pregnant, et cetera. And like, yeah, but Nini, you've been late, including to this reunion where you showed up at 9.45 and no one else got there at 5.30. You've been laid, including to this reunion where you showed up at 9.45,

and everyone else got there at 5.30, which is like, well, running late and being extremely late are two different things. It just comes off like you just don't give a damn. It's like, yeah, like it's for sure is worse than before, it's late than 10 minutes late, but both cases, it's just wildly and considerate to the other person.

So, like, just don't start with me, Neenie. I'm just not in the mood. Yeah, and then just turns into a argument of noises because Porsche is like, well, I didn't think that you made a very nice comment about me if I'm supposed to be your little sister. And I think maybe you owe an apology to Eva about being there in Tokyo. And they mean he's like oh you do oh you do oh do you do you Do you I do I do I do oh oh I do oh my god make it stop please And I know to point out that mean he's argument here and he's like so you said that it's not an excuse to be late when They're poor women in the ghetto or in the hood holding a baby and she goes I did not say that what I said was It's not fair to be late when there are women in the hood holding a baby. And she goes, I did not say that. What I said was, it's not fair to be late

when there are women in the hood holding a baby in the stomach and on the arm. I was like, you just repeated what he said. Yeah, yeah, she's just infuriating. So Neenie starts talking about how, like, you know, like, I guess Andy or someone says, I think it was Andy how, like, you know, like, I guess Andy or someone says, I think it was Andy saying that like, is there maybe like a gap in understanding that like what you

consider support is different than what other people consider support, like for instance, Marlow left the beauty shop immediately to come find you and that was her version of supporting. And he's like, look, look, I'm just a sort of person just wants to be left alone. And I just don't like company to show up out of the blue and she's like, doesn't like any of that. And Tony is like, well, Mini, we wanna be a resource for you. I mean, everyone knows that human resources is the most exciting department in any corporation

and that's what we wanna be for you. Right now, you're shutting me out. You won't come to the human resources meaning in a very evidence. And Mimi's like she just looks away. Yeah. Mimi, you do yourself a disservice. I see you roll your eyes as you go, I'm not rolling my eyes.

I'm rolling my eyes. I'm rolling my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll my eyes. I roll. So he's like, you do yourself a disservice. What's how you deal with friends, Travis? And she's like, I don't have any friends on that couch.

And she's like, well, when everyone heard Greg had cancer, we tried to say, no one did anything. No one's that anything. No one tried that. She's like, oh my God. She's like, okay, do you remember your comedy event that we all took a trip to to come to in Miami? She's like, whatever.

She's like, we went to an event at Swagalicious. Okay, I'm a super model and I went to a store called Swagalicious. Do you know what sort of sacrifice that was for me? Okay. Do you know? Yeah, not only that, they spent money there, okay? So Neenie is like, whatever.

And Andy's like, so Neenie, are you just not gonna even have a conversation today? Or are you gonna make any kind of effort at all to be in this reunion and she's like well I'm not gonna have a conversation with anyone who's not genuine and Porsche just goes on a read okay Porsche's already got her church fan where she's like fanning herself the whole time and then she's like I would love to be a snots and not give a fuck is Neenie is right now but we were there and you don't know how to accept support from your friends and right now you just acting like you don't give a fuck about anyone it's her fault and she just goes

she just reads and it's the most lovely kind of kind read I thought she knows it's a mean meaner to mean me well because she's also one of the things that has set her off with this read is the fact that like You know she now feels like her entire friendship with Nini has been fake that she always thought it was a friendship And it's not and like she's like, you know It's like hurtful for you to sit there and then just like be proud of the fact that you didn't send a gift to for my baby And he goes, uh-uh, I never said I didn't send a gift. I was like bitch. That was last week You literally were like I did not send a gift and you were happy about it. And you just and you didn't send a gift. So, and you didn't send a gift. By the way, where's the gift?

What was the gift? Where's the receipt? Okay. And of course it's like, can you sit in there and not give it a fuck as hurtful? Because me and my fiance and even my mother prayed for you. Yeah, and so Neenie's like, and so like, and he's like so, um, anything to say that's, and he's like, no response. And he goes, no response. And he goes, he goes, see, you're just gonna shut down your dime. He literally, no, he literally stares at her and he goes,

what's wrong? Just like what, what's wrong with you, you know? And Marlowe's like, don't forget guys, she's wrong? Just like what? What's wrong with you? You know, and Marlow's like, don't forget guys. She's hurting. And for me, she's like, you can't just keep saying that. Marlow's like, Neenie, you do have to let people in sometimes. And Neenie goes, so what do you want?

What do you want from me? And he's like, she just poured out her art to you. What do you have to say? It's just, what do you want me to say? It's like something like if someone just poured their heart out to me, I would say something. And then she just sits there all quiet. So then Marla goes, so come on, do you think a couple of them are telling the truth? Like, poor, I believe you. And now Cynthia has me all confused. Like, since what does fucking Marla take

score? And I'm really glad Cynthia was too nice here, because she's like, well, believe it, because I was a very good friend to Neenie any more ammunition. And like, the worst thing that you can do with Neenie is like, try to fight back and beat her out her own game. You just have to like laugh at her and just dismiss her and be like, whatever, you don't get, like, you don't get to sit here anymore. Yeah, she's like, well, I was a good friend to her, so whatever. And Marlowe's like, stop coming from anger, Neenie, and Neenie goes, she's not even my friend! Yeah. So, Steve bad. So then we start talking about the closet and now Neenie has been saying that this is

all a big lie and that Porsche had, she had recorded a voiceover later in the studio to make it look like Neenie had tried to grab her belt or something, whatever this is, we still don't really know what this is. So she knows she's about to get caught in about 30 different lies that she's actually printed online and that people can look up and read. And he's like, I want to talk to the closet. Does something happen with your belt, Porsche? And she's like, oh, well.

And Mimi tries to stop it with a model log. She's like, no, I'm not going to beat this. I had a breakdown. You all saw me have a breakdown. I don't need to sit here this. I had a breakdown. You all saw me have a breakdown. I don't need to sit here and say I had a breakdown. I had a very natural breakdown. I'm a natural breakdown.

So I can, don't keep bad drink back and forth. Do not keep pushing me over it, okay? Okay, do not keep pushing me. If she starts like telling Andy off and I was like, bye, can someone just say escort her off? We've had a lot of walk us. We've had a lot of things happen in housewife history. We need the first escort off, okay?

Escort her away, get her out of my face. Sick of her. You're guilty. Yeah, I feel like Adrian Maloof got fired for less. Well, did Adrian Maloof get fired or quit? Oh, she got fired because she didn't want to show but the reunion, they're like, okay, fine. Then you're fired, because Andy, remember Andy Cohn

was like, he was like, you may know it is that age of Maloof isn't here. She decides you didn't want to come to the reunion and that was her final act as a housewife of Beverly Hills. Oh, damn, I forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, it was, it was Ellis Kendallito, which might not even be Spanish. You guys, that's it for Atlanta today.

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