Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Sip n’ Flee

Episode Date: August 21, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Sheree’s Glamma status and Drew does a sex scene in Kandi’s bed so Todd ca...n compare himself to Tyler Perry (?). This week's bonus is a recap of Welcome to Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I've been so much more crap than crap in this world. Hello, welcome to Watch What Happens, the podcast for all that crap we love to talk about on Yeo Bravs. I'm Ronnie, guess who I'm with. His name is Ben, hi Ben. Hi Ronnie, how's it going? Good, how are you doing today my little Benoony Bonituni? How's that tsunami that's on its way to Los Angeles?
Starting point is 00:00:41 Let's do a check in. You know what, it's great. There's a hurricane that's brewing. That's outside my window right there. Actually, I just saw a rain drop on camera. So there's another one. I saw a ranger one. It's here. Yeah, the hurricane is here. We're recording this on Sunday actually, because we fear that I won't have power on Monday, because LA can't deal with things like rain and it's just rain. So the moment it starts to rain heavily, the entire city just goes to shit.
Starting point is 00:01:13 And I know that's the old cliche, people in LA, the moment of rains, everyone goes crazy. But it's true, we all go crazy, including me, I'm a native East Coaster, but I spent an hour last night like doing all sorts of things here in this house, getting it ready in case there was like flooding. I had to like put like tape on. There's like one area, I've got this like door frame, that's like rotting and it's like letting,
Starting point is 00:01:36 you know, I had to put like special tape on it. So I, what I wouldn't get through it. And so whole thing, like I'm really acting like it's end of days over here. And so far it's just kind of like a nice, nice rain. But also it could be end of days. Like we just don't know. You know, so that's what we're gonna hope to find out
Starting point is 00:01:51 by the end of this recap. Ben could not be here anymore. We have no idea. I really thought that the lights just went out because one of my lights here just went out and I was like, oh my god, it's happening a blackout. But then I realized I was still connected. It was just, like I said, I was like,
Starting point is 00:02:03 oh wow, he's really trying to make this storm work He's like turning it into Blair witch over there. He's like facing a corner with one time you little light No, I forgot to plug my lights into a power source so they were on their battery and so one just died I was like it's happening the powers going away. He's do they take your brain So everybody welcome to the show today is real housewives of Atlanta already this week We did a nice long Real Housewives of Atlanta. Already this week, we did a nice long, Real Housewives of New York. So go check that out if you haven't yet.
Starting point is 00:02:28 Also tonight, Monday night is take a seat. It is crappy hour. Our new Instagram live. So where we talk to you, you talk to us, we talk about topics. I have a feeling this week we're gonna be doing a little talking about this Bethany, Frankl, Thes,
Starting point is 00:02:44 podcast, she this part podcast, she biggest podcast in the world, biggest fucking podcast in the world. Worldwide. Number one worldwide. Number one, number one, most people want to hear about me.
Starting point is 00:02:54 Huh, huh, huh. So there's a three in the part. Yeah, she's just three part. Are you listening to the whole thing? Did you listen to the whole thing? No, I'm not listening to that. I can't. No, I'm not listening to it.
Starting point is 00:03:03 It's full of lies and it's full of just Bethany's agenda. You know, Bethany's a giant part of her agenda. I'm tired of her. She used to shut up and I can't wait to make fun of it. Now here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go take screenshots from Reddit because Reddit, he's gonna be there.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Yeah, send those to me. They listen so you don't have to. You know, those kind of recaps. One is called Vanderpump.ods, I think, sir. Vanderpump. Either way, I listen to the first, I listen to the first like 35 to 45 minutes of it. I don't remember how long. And it's just, it's really one of the most ridiculous, moronic things I've ever listened
Starting point is 00:03:39 to. I can't wait to talk about it. Okay, so I'll listen to some too, but we'll probably spend most of our time talking about that. So that is Monday night, 5.30 PM Pacific, 8.30 Eastern. We'll see you there on Instagram. We're at Watch What Crappens. Also follows individually, Ronnie Kerr, Ben Madelker. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:03:56 And also Salt Lake City trailer breakdown was a free bonus last week. Check that out. And our welcome to crappy lake was our Patreon bonus. So if you want these videos, bonus episodes, sign up at Patreon, thanks for the support over there, and high to YouTube, because all of these are video recaps now.
Starting point is 00:04:14 So let's get to it, shall we? Real housewives of Atlanta, season 15, episode 15, and the episode is the penultimate. Yes, the season finale is approaching. And so this one starts off with Cynthia saying, guess who's officially single? And Kenyah's like, oh, is your divorce final? And then they hug.
Starting point is 00:04:41 And Cynthia's like, Cynthia's pretty much saying what all of America's saying, which is, come on Keny you have to step it up. She goes, I've been married in divorce while you're still getting divorced. So I basically have three seasons worth of content during your divorce. So let's hurry up.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Yeah, she really has. And then we go to Sheree's place and she's with her little grandbaby Mecca. And she's talking about how to decorate the nursery and she's like, anything? A clown. Well, because Alina, her Cairo's wife or girlfriend or whatever, she says, what about clouds?
Starting point is 00:05:17 Because clouds? She says no clouds. Oh, I thought you said clouds. I love the idea for a moment. Jaree thought Alina was like, how about we just cover this entire nursery with clowns everywhere. People do. They still, people will still do that for kids.
Starting point is 00:05:35 It's terrifying. You'll be like, oh my god, kids love clowns. Kids do not love clowns. And any clown out there, by the way, is like, I'm so offended. I went to clown college. You know kids don't like you and you terrify them, and that's part of what you're getting off on, and don't lie about it, that you didn't know
Starting point is 00:05:49 and purposely chose to be a fucking, you purposely chose to be a clown, because you knew it would trigger at least 60% of children, and you get excited by that sort of thing. You're a psychopath, just think deep down inside of yourself while you're doing what you're doing, realize that you're wrong, and repent for, fuck, sicks. I don't want to hear it from you anymore.
Starting point is 00:06:09 I'm sick of the clown association bitching to me about their issues and their trauma. Okay. You brought this on yourself. I don't know a single person who likes clowns. I'm not scared of clowns. I just don't like them. I don't see their value. I don't see why they're funny. I don't think that they're interesting. I don't see what they contribute. I think that they I don't like them, I don't see their value, I don't see why they're funny, I don't think that they're interesting, I don't see what they contribute, I think that they, I don't think we need clowns. Other than being able to fit a lot of people in a tiny car, which I do appreciate, I feel like that's both good for the earth
Starting point is 00:06:35 and also just like, you know, general gas spending, like gas is so expensive, it would be nice if everybody could just jump in one car, you know? Otherwise, don't really love it. Don't love as a Lebanese person, do not love honking noses. I feel like that's generally offensive. Also like Ronald McDonald,
Starting point is 00:06:55 like you're probably one of the least offensive clowns, but even I think it's time for Ronald McDonald just to be Ronald. I don't think we need to see a clown version. Although I do feel like if you take Ronald McDonald's face makeup off, it'll look like Timothy Hutton or something and it'll be like, I feel like I want classic Ronald McDonald back.
Starting point is 00:07:13 You know, I think he's like the one clown who's allowed to stay. Only because he has hamburgers though. Only because he serves like quintessential American crap food to us. That's not my reason. And because he has like the cancer center and stuff, like Ronald McNeil, like he does good.
Starting point is 00:07:27 See, that's a clowns, that's what you need to do. Okay, stop terrifying children. Stop giving them early onset obesity and diabetes too. And you know, make an effort towards the cancer, the race to cure cancer. That's what I need from clowns. I need less of this, like, honk your, honk your no,
Starting point is 00:07:44 they're depressed middle-aged people Who don't even try to look happy? They literally paint on a smile and just walk around and are mean to people But they're wearing bright colors and wigs and so people are okay with it. I will not have it anymore. I'm I've had it I think like that podcast that's it. We're gonna compete with those two ladies. Our new podcast is called I'm through with it. Happens his hat. But I think that Ronald McDonald, I think that he gets a pass also because he looks bigly unclowny. Like he basically just has clon make a bomb. But his hair, I mean his hair is definitely like a bright shock of red, but it's not like a rainbow hue.
Starting point is 00:08:26 It's like you can imagine someone dying their hair that color and like his outfit is clowny, but like you could go to Silver Lake and someone's probably wearing that to the farmer's market. So like he just kind of is a guy who just has crazy makeup on and then you're like, is it makeup or maybe he was like born like that and then I should be passing judgment and that's just like his face and we should just treat Ronald like any normal person, you know? No, I don't, I would trip him if I saw him at school.
Starting point is 00:08:52 I would trip him. Okay, so until I found out he would give me french fries and toys, then I would take him back on carrying him on my shoulders. In five strength, it's a doubt, because I'll eat with McDonald's. So it's a vicious circle. Okay, so Sharon is talking to Sharon. The therapist is talking to Marlow. And she's like, so your sons are meeting new people.
Starting point is 00:09:15 And you know, they're definitely going to be territorial when they meet Scott Lee. So just be prepared. And Marlow's like, but when do you know it's okay to introduce the kids to Scott Lee? I think therapists like, honestly, I don't know, I'm just a life coach. This is beyond my pay grade.
Starting point is 00:09:32 So, yeah, she's a life coach, right? Why does it say Sharon Therapeutist? Or maybe did I just make that up and give her that title? No, it said Therapeutist and I thought the same thing. Maybe she finally got her degree. Who knows? I think psychiatrist you have to have a degree, but therapist you don't. Is that right? I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:09:48 I'm not sure. Therapist. It's not a therapist. Let's see. I'm not sure, but I think if you want to be a life coach, you literally just have to like wake up and decide it. Like your qualifications are like filling out a form. So let me see. Mental health counts linked 60 credit program. No GRE required.
Starting point is 00:10:10 What's a GRE? Wait, GRE is the exam you take after college to go to grad school. GED is what you take for high school, right? Like to finish your diploma at high school is GED, I believe. So GRE, like if you want to go to business school, I believe you take the GREs or, you know, it's like the thing that gets you into graduate school.
Starting point is 00:10:36 So you need to be, you need a degree to be a therapist, but do you have to have to be a counselor? I don't know, who knows? Okay, so no one cares. So the past shoot day one Dun dun dun the past so Candies and Heron makeup and Drew comes in to say hi She's about to get dressed and Todd's like wow Drew Everyone saying that you're killing it and he tells us I'm doing this movie in 12 days and I can do that because Drew is a real actress.
Starting point is 00:11:08 You know, like, I don't have to do everything with 14 takes. She gets it. She gets it. She's a real marital street over there. Yeah, real perfectionist. Really helpful. She's a real bird.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Yeah, I know. And then he goes, he tells her, okay, I'm gonna tell you what I see because I have the vision for it. Okay, you're lying on your back. She's topless. The G string is like, oh, we see the G string and then we like to a top hand down. And then you're making the faces and then you're grabbing the she's, da da da da da da
Starting point is 00:11:37 orgasm, yada yada yada, you know, boobs to the left, boobs to the right, lesbian, bot eating the box, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and then we get down there and she comes back up, she looks at you, and then we're out and seen. I'm like, wow, great work there, Hitchcock. That's literally the only directing we see fully need to do this entire episode is the lesbian sex part. And what was I going to say?
Starting point is 00:12:04 Oh, and he's also making her shoot this the first day. Well, like, why are you doing the huge sexy and the first thing? Like, can you give the woman a minute? I have heard actually that directors do that. So that way, like, you just get out of the way and it's not this thing that's like looming on the schedule. So that's what I've heard and you know Todd is anything It's not professional. If Todd's anything it's one of the directors you've heard multiple things about Because lots of stories coming out of there.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Todd was so good. Okay, so Ralph and Ralph. The Ross and Sonia are going to the doctor with these, one of the OBGYN and if you're in Atlanta with these, or the OBGYN, and if you're in Atlanta and you're going to the OBGYN, there's only one person you're really seeing. It's Dr. Jackie. Dr. Jackie.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Yeah, so they go see Dr. Jackie and Sonia saying that like, she, you know, a lot of people said, like don't tell your kid that you're pregnant until you're further along, but she's kind of like, she's like, I don't want to give him in the loop, he is the loop. He is the loop. I have to tell him he is the loop. So Dr. Jackie comes out,
Starting point is 00:13:10 and it's like a very standard Dr. Jackie, you're pregnant scene, you know, which talks about tests and frequency. And she tells them that they're a geriatric pregnancy, and they're like, don't say that. Which I love being, people being told that. I just think it's the funniest they're like, don't say that. Which I love being people being told that. I just think it's the funniest term.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Like, you have a geriatric pregnancy. You know, I'm just like your pregnant with Jessica Fletcher. You know, she's just your babies in your womb, just writing a bicycle around Caputco trying to solve murders that her neighbors were blamed for. Yeah. So Sonia's like, um, she's excited. She gets to find out if she has a boy or a girl in 10 weeks, which makes me wonder, are we going to have a gender reveal in the season finale? Because I really did not look forward to that, but I think probably not. And then she says
Starting point is 00:13:59 that Sonia grows, she's like, you know, my dream is that doose and a sister can have a relationship like Sherry and I. I'm like, well, that's, you do know your entire season has been about how terrible your relationship with you and Sherry has been, right? You're like, I hope that this baby hates my son as much as Sherry hates me. It's gonna be amazing. So then we go over to the past shoot day four. And let's see, Drew is talking to, I don't know who cares. So Candy's there and Todd's like,
Starting point is 00:14:29 Todd's a Leo, Candy's saying Todd's a Leo and he likes to control everything, but she's a team player, so she's learned to let Todd have his way unless she has very strong feelings. And he's like, yeah, and you know the key to this whole thing, it's like my man Tyler Perry does. We're using a lot of things that we already own.
Starting point is 00:14:47 We're shooting it at my house and we're saving a lot on location fees. You won't even shoot real housewives of Atlanta in your own home, barely. I cannot believe you're letting your crew in here and comparing yourself to Tyler Perry. I'm like, congratulations. You're doing what every single film student in the history of film students has ever done. Filming in the hallways of their dorms and their bedrooms. It's like, you know what, it reminds me of when I was in ninth grade, I had a camcorder. I was like, I always wanted like a video camera and I like my parents gave it to me and
Starting point is 00:15:20 I would make these stupid little videos and it was always like, in scene one, scene one, we're at this person's house. I was like filming the living room from this angle. And then, okay, now scene two, we're at the post office, you turn around. And it's just the same room, but just from the other angle, and you're just like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:15:38 we're in a totally different location right now. And there is a piano in the post office, but that's okay, it's a fancy post office. It's like porn. Basically. They're like, welcome to the doctor's office. It's like, oh, why are there barcle loungers? It's always like that. So, um, let's see. So Todd's like, yeah, I'm Tyler Perry. So he's like, okay, so now let's get to the sex scene. And Candy's like, yeah, I'm Tyler Perry. So he's like, okay, so now let's get to the sex scene. And Candy's like, well, I wouldn't be surprised if you wanted to start acting now. And so, man, yet it comes dressed as her character,
Starting point is 00:16:12 because of course, you know, it's cost $20. And there's no wardrobe department apparently, so she has to come arrive in costume from her own wardrobe. So she shows up and then Drew is asking for guidance for the sex scene or whatever. And by the way, Drew is sitting under a nest thermostat and it's 79 degrees in there. I was like, of course, Todd won't even put on the air conditioning. I mean, I know like when you're filming, you don't want the air conditioning on, but like, come on,
Starting point is 00:16:39 in between shots, you can do it. You don't want it to be 79 degrees either with all those people in your house. Oh my God. So Drew's like, wow, it's crazy. Like I came to my trailer and I was like, wow, this is a real movie. This is, I mean, I have a trailer in a house, in a house. And Candy's like, it's real. Just yeah, but when we need to get to that sexy
Starting point is 00:17:00 and I might need some support because I'm a little nervous about the sexy. And Candy's like, we have one of one of those intimacy counselors coming for you, so you don't have to worry about that. Drew's like, oh my god, you guys thought of everything. It's like, oh, that's a pretty standard practice on a movie set. I mean, I just need to make sure she really gets me. Does she know I'm from Chicago? I think that's pretty important, peridot. Does she know that my sister wrote for A-Man?
Starting point is 00:17:26 I think that'll be very important for the intimacy. So she's telling us what was on paper. There's a simulated sex scene with a woman. And she's like, I mean, I've had to make out scenes and intimate scenes with a man, but this is my first sex scene. And it's my first sex scene with a woman. So it's a lot of firsts.
Starting point is 00:17:45 I'm just got to really dig deep to find those moments of like being in love with the swim in to find those connections. Drew is in like her actor lane right now and it is hilarious. When every time they cut to her this episode, she is literally acting like she's inside the actor studio. She's like, hmm.
Starting point is 00:18:04 So for this lesbian scene that I'm shooting in this $5 movie, I really had to dig deep and find out what does a lesbian think about when they get into a bed? It's really challenging. There are candies like, so how does Ralph feel about this sexy? And she's like, well, I mean, I gave him an overview. I just told him what he needed to know. I mean, he doesn't tell me everything about his job. So, I know, I don't, nobody knows what Roth does still. I don't think. No one knows.
Starting point is 00:18:32 We still don't know. And they even had a fight about his job a couple of weeks ago with Marlow. Yes, still. There was actually confrontation about his job and we still don't know. All I know is that he has a giant poster of himself about a book that's just five pages of the same thing over and over printed on Amazon and never fixed.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Exactly. So now it's time to shoot another scene and Candy Tells Todd. So by the way, when we went to that supposedly peaceful mindful event that Drew did. What happened was that Courtney called Drew a bitch. And so Drew comes in, she joins in in a robe, and they basically start talking about Courtney and everything. And can't just like, yeah, by the way, we're just laughing about your cousin. And she was like, oh, you mean Courtney? She's just Courtney now, she's not my cousin anymore.
Starting point is 00:19:24 And she's like, well, I haven't seen this tape that everybody's been talking about. And when you guys are like, I have it, let's watch it. So they turn it on. And they showed the clip again of Courtney pointing at Sonya and going, this bitch even questioned me. I mean, this bitch even questioned me and pointing at Sonya saying it. So it looks like to me that she's talking about Sonya casually. Clearly. Right. It's clearly not about Drew. And even Candy looks at and goes,
Starting point is 00:19:51 oh, well, was she talking about Drew? Or was she talking about Sonya? And money has like, oh, well, she's, well, she's, what, you think she's going to call Sonya bitch to her face? And she's like, but she's pointed at her. But why would anyone not mean? I mean, yeah. And why is Monietta shocked that anyone on this cast would say bitch to be anyone's face? I love housewife, I love on housewife shows. So when they're like,
Starting point is 00:20:15 ah, bitch, how dare you call a woman a bitch? Whenever it's still like, bitch please. Oh, you said bitch about a woman out there. You're on housewives. Are you kidding? This is the house that bitch was built on. Come on. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:20:32 But now Drew is committed to being angry at Courtney, disowning her as a cousin, which is hilarious, because she was barely a cousin in the first place. They only became cousins at the beginning of the season. So Drew is like, I definitely have to have a conversation with her because she went hard. Okay. And if I'm the topic of conversation and then the next word that comes out is this bitch, then you're definitely talking about me. No. That logic to stand.
Starting point is 00:20:55 You can't be. You can't be. You can't be. You can't be. You can't be. You can't be. You can't be. You can't be.
Starting point is 00:21:03 You can't be. You can't be. You can't be. You can't be footage is there, bitch. You know, yeah, it's a lie. Bitch. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapance commercial. So Saray's house, this guy, Lance, is the party planner. And he comes like he has seen season one Atlanta. He looks appropriately terrified of charay. Okay, he's got hair like a tsunami coming in on a tiny village. It's like just surrounding, it's like a football, it's like a football wall, football shaped wall
Starting point is 00:21:41 going above his head. And he's like, hi, we're going to do a great job. I just want to assure you I brought the balloon king himself, balloon king, shake your hands. You're embarrassing me, blue. We're here for you, Shirei. Balloon king is wearing a mask, but I don't think it's a COVID precaution. I think that he just needs to keep his anonymity. Otherwise, he'd be just, you know, they just be attacked in the streets with all his adoring fans. So don't let us show balloon king's face.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Don't look balloon king in the eyes. So he's like, okay, so I wanna hear what you have envisioned for this. Now I know that we want it to be fabulous. They're right, everybody, right? And she's like, okay, well I want over the top and beautiful because most of my friends haven't seen the baby.
Starting point is 00:22:29 So like a sippincy, you know? And I want my friends to dress nude. He's like, a nude party for a baby. You okay? No, no, they won't be nude, but I want them to be dressed in the color nude. He's like, okay, he goes, okay, that's appropriate. Is it?
Starting point is 00:22:47 Oh, I guess maybe it's like your natural self, it's a baby. And so then she goes, you know, they're about to old people, okay? I don't want, I do not like when everybody, I don't like the idea of everybody dressed nude and then every time you look around, I'm like, they're naked.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Oh, God, they're not naked. God, why don't I always fall for that? They're naked. Oh, God, they're not naked. God, why don't I always fall for that? They're naked. Oh, God, they're not naked. I fall for that every single time. You know, it's hard. Well, that's why you have the balloon king there to provide distraction.
Starting point is 00:23:13 So Shreys, I just wish we could have things floating from the ceiling, like bears or pictures of mecha, a shrine to mecha, but also bears. Can we have bears hanging from the ceiling? And I know she meant teddy bears, but I also just thought, like, the idea of like just giant dangling bear carcasses would be funny too. And when you said that this guy was like scared of Shirei, or was like, you said he was like season one when scared of Shirei.
Starting point is 00:23:42 It's true because also in season one was when they, people believe that Shirei would pay for things because he is putting together a big list of things for this party. And I'm like, you know, she's never gonna pay you for any of this. Anyway, he's also very like, non-committal on what he's gonna give. He's very smart.
Starting point is 00:23:59 He goes, okay, so what I'm hearing, Bojo Glam bears balloon's fabulousness. So he's already got his own thing Boho, which means kind of casual Hollywood, right bohemian Hollywood So he can get away with some casual sit there and a lot of creams and bears which are easy and balloons obviously He's got balloon king don't show us face. Come look at him and then just general fabulous name Yes And so I'm like well good luck to you Lance because I don't see the track record for party planners on real house just come look at him. And then just general fabulous in his name. Yes. And so I'm like, well, good luck to you, Lance,
Starting point is 00:24:26 because I don't see the track record for party planners on Real Housewives of Atlanta has not been great. So now we go to the pass, shoot day five. And it's time for the sex scene. And we're watching Drew on the monitors. And she's really in it. She's like, she's like really like, she's in character and she tells us she goes back into her, you know, behind the scenes, you know, DVD extra moment where she's like,
Starting point is 00:24:53 you know, it's not come easy, you have to connect to a woman on screen and I'm not naturally attracted to women. So I have to rely on the senses, you know, the Uda Hagen senses, the smell, the scene, the hearing, the tasting, you know, Uda Uda actually called me up. I don't know if she's better alive, but she called me. She said Drew, this is the challenging scene, but you have to do it. So this is really me channeling Uda through this scene. Thank you. Thank you so much. She said Drew, please don't refer to me as Uda for this scene. Refer to me as Ida. Cut to Drew just like getting eaten out like hardcore. She's like, ah! Just the inner cuts between...
Starting point is 00:25:31 God, what Uda hug and top. Yeah, fuck me. Uda teaching me to just listen. Yeah, give it to me up there. Listen and really be in the scene. I'm like, oh, the fuck my ear off. You're fucking my goddamn ear off. Thank you, Uda. Oh my God, fuck my ear off. You're fucking my God damn ear off. Thank you, Uda.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Thank you for everything you've given me. Signed the artist. Signed your vessel. So, yeah, there were a lot of technical, oh, and of Todd, that fucking purve. So they're looking through the monitor. They're watching this really intense sex scene, okay? I mean, look, I'm not even approved about sex scenes.
Starting point is 00:26:07 I love a movie with the sex scene, okay? I'm not saying keep sex scenes out of movie. I think for $5, when a movie is like $5, I don't need to be doing a sex scene in your bed for free. You know what I mean? I feel like you're not paying it. You're just, you're getting off on it. No, we're Todd's creeping.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Yeah, Todd's a fucking freak. That's the thing. You feel like you're living, you're getting off on it. No, we're Todd's creepy. Yeah, Todd's a fatter. That's the thing. You feel like you're living out Todd's fantasy in his bed, and that's strange. It's just fucking creepy. It's gross. And then Todd's like, oh no, she just lit out of the frame. Oh jeez, Kestrick, I'm going to have to do another take, Todd. Like the only thing that you're going to require another take for you, fucking perv.
Starting point is 00:26:42 Right. So now we pivot entirely over to foster care fraudos because Marlow is having an event she walks in with like a huge amount of fringe. Like she's just big, big fringe energy. And it's a function to honor foster children, or people who were stars who came out of the foster system, people who found success success I should say.
Starting point is 00:27:05 And so she's talked, Marlowe's talk about how she wants to give hope to foster children and show them that foster care won't stop them from getting what they want in life that the world is still there. So it's actually a very nice event. So then Scotley comes and let's see, so Sonia comes. A bunch of people are coming to support and Sheree finally shows up because they were worried she wasn't going to come, but she does and she's like, I just have so many people at my house working, but I made it girls since they take a picture. And Sonia's like, I was going to be your house bitch. So then everybody starts getting ready for the party.
Starting point is 00:27:42 Can he's getting her makeup done and calling Candid to see what to wear? And then we go to the party, set up and see the balloon masters work. Pretty good. I have to say he was master. He lived up to it. I have to say honestly, like balloon king and Lance, they kind of pulled it off. This is probably one of the very best parties I feel like I've ever seen on this show. It was very good. And it's hard to do a party in a place with such high ceilings like that. And balloon king really went to the top. I mean, that was a lot of balloons balloon king.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Okay. You really create a lot of verticality with those balloons. I mean, it was honestly, like, really amazing. I mean, we've just seen some really crappy parties on the show where someone just hangs a bunch of kind of like white, gauzy fabric around the sides of a room, Cindy Bailey's wedding, and then calls it a day. But this one was just like there was flowers, there were balloons, there was everything, it was gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:28:38 So the producer Ashleray, is this your party for you or your party for Mech guy? And she's like, oh, I'm sorry. It's for both of us because I'm a glamour. And then Marlow can't make it. So Marlow was just making a big deal at her scene. She's like, Shred doesn't make it. It's really good to hurt my feelings.
Starting point is 00:28:56 I can't believe Shred is not gonna come here. That is really gonna hurt me. And Shred comes and then the very next scene is like, oh Marlow couldn't make it. Yeah, but she had a good reason. Cause she had a funeral. She had a funeral to go to, so she went there. So then Lance goes checking on Sheree while she was in Glam.
Starting point is 00:29:12 I forgot that part. I was about to get so mad at Marla. I'm like, what a hit, but great. Oh, her, well, her friends grandmother died. You know what, let's say she needed to be there for so much. She needed to be there for so much funeral. I'm okay with it. So Lance goes checking on Sheree while she's in Glam and he goes,
Starting point is 00:29:27 okay, so 10 minutes to actual champagne service and the Harpest has landed. The Harpest has landed, which I just love the gravitas that he brings. Like there was not an ounce of irony or humor in that. Like this is, you know that this was all week long. He's like, we just have to make sure we got to get that Harpest in. We got to get that harvest has a, has a small entry.
Starting point is 00:29:47 We need to make sure the harvest lands without a problem. Harp is landed. Also because it's kind of our reference back to season one because she wanted to be flown in on a helicopter, right? Like a bullet with like also like a giant portrait and a poet. So the cake is there. And Sherry's like, oh, how much is this 200 a plate now? 200?
Starting point is 00:30:09 Where it's 200 a plate? Every man you for. Good luck, Lance. Good luck. Landing. Harpest has landed. I don't know if your paycheck will. Well, earlier, she kind of tricked him because he goes,
Starting point is 00:30:23 so what's our budget for this? And she's like, well, there's a budget. But there's not a budget. Do you know what I mean? There's no budget here. There's no budget. And so he's like, great thing. And he goes, I'm gonna give you everything. I'm like, no, she's gonna say later,
Starting point is 00:30:37 I told you I had no budget. So, no money. No budget means no money. I said there's no budget. I didn't say no limit. Yep. So now we go back to the past shoot day six. And so Drew is sitting in a trailer with her onset assistant. And she's talking about how she has 10 scenes to shoot today, which is honestly crazy. And Drew is saying, you know, I'm siding this whole situation because it's a little odd. I mean,
Starting point is 00:31:02 I'm in candy house. I'm in her bed and her bathroom and her personal space. It's just kind of weird. And then she's saying how she now has to do 10 scenes. And she's like, I've never done anything like this. Like next time, if it's not lifetime and above, I'm not interested. I thought that was so funny. Drew, like she's trying to be such a bad-ass.
Starting point is 00:31:18 She's like, listen, if it's not lifetime or above, I'm out. Is this union? I'm confused about this whole. I would not imagine that this is you, I cannot imagine. How could she do it, Ben? I guess you can get like a waiver or something.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Because it maybe if it's an independent film, I'm not sure. I honestly, I have no idea how that works, but this does not feel union whatsoever. This is, I don't know. So her assistant's just giving her a look and Drew's like, well, you know, I'm just feel a little uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:31:51 I mean, doing this all like 10 days in her bed and I'm uncomfortable, but I'll take the check. I'll play the role because I can be a professional and Ralph comes in and she's like, oh my God, Ralph, you're here. Yeah, and so Ralph, Ralph looks at the assistant who's like a heavier guy and goes, hey, you're gonna be able to squeeze out of there
Starting point is 00:32:13 because he's like sitting under a desk and it's like so rude because he's saying like get out of here. And second of all, he's saying in a way that's kind of like very body shaming. Yeah, he's a asshole and the that's kind of like very body shaming. Yeah, he's a mess hole. And the guy's laughing and then they hug. And Drew's like, can you run minds with me? I just haven't seen you.
Starting point is 00:32:31 And then like last night when I got home and then I got up and you were gone. And he goes, you know, one of the three AM but the street walkers, right? Yeah. So Drew says, she's been loving this character. She goes, you know, I've been finding moments of truth inside me to connect with Nina.
Starting point is 00:32:48 And like, sometimes I'm like, this is really close to who I am. I mean, she's like a wife, she's submissive, she's insanely talented, she's lost 30 pounds by using drop it with Drew. I really connect with her now. She's lost 18 pounds in two hours. I mean, really amazing stuff. She took before and after pictures for the site.
Starting point is 00:33:08 And Ralph's like, and Elizabeth, and Elizabeth, and she's like, what the hell? I was like, that's what she is though. And he tells us, I respect my wife as a lesbian. But I have to pick up the slack at the house. Oh, fucking God forbid, Ralph. You walk around the giant poster of yourself
Starting point is 00:33:26 to give your kid a juice box. I mean, fucking crazy. Seriously. So Drew says, well, I mean, she's a lesbian, but that's the backdrop for her character. You know, and that's all you care about. You're like, oh, you care about us. Oh, did you kiss her yet?
Starting point is 00:33:38 Did you kiss her? You know, and Ralph goes, yeah, well, people got questions and greeting myself. Did you kiss her? She goes, I mean, yeah, so you gave her some tongue? Yeah, I did. You gave her tongue. And she's like, how would you feel if I said I did?
Starting point is 00:33:51 I mean, this is work, Ralph. This is work. And it's like, oh, she seduced you. She had bad happen. Had bad happen, huh? She's like, well, her character is supposed to seduce me. So she was a little more aggressive.
Starting point is 00:34:02 And he's like, oh, what? And you're like, dance a little in distress. Like, what? Can't make like dancing on distress like, what? I can't make lunch for the kids. Yeah. And she's like, I'm like, I haven't done it before. Oh, my God, look at you smiling. I've never seen all your teeth before.
Starting point is 00:34:15 Gross. He's just latching out and being disgusting, which, it's not surprising at all, but he just gets grosser. The previews made it look like he was actually upset that she was having shooting lesbian sex scenes, but action reality, he was purfing out on it and that was turning her off. So Ralph's like, well, I just wanna see it.
Starting point is 00:34:37 I just really wanna watch. And so Drew says, I'm really creeped out because it was girl on girl and he's being extra Ralph. And he thinks it's all fun and games. He's ready to kick it up. Turned up, he makes jokes, and I just really wish he would respect and take seriously what I do as an actress who will settle for nothing less than lifetime. So she was much more on your chau-tay.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Was she much more on your chau-t? She's like, could she be the Ralph? Did you have an orgasm? Did you have an orgasm? And she's like, I's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, she's like, did you have an orgasm? Did you have an orgasm? And she's like, I really don't like this. And it's like,
Starting point is 00:35:10 come on, and movie, I mean, just in the movie. And she's like, this is the first time you've ever asked me about anything since I started shooting this. I'm really happy you weren't on the set.
Starting point is 00:35:20 Don't, don't, don't, Ralph doesn't respect Drew. What a shock. I know absolutely shocked So glad she's out of there. What a dick. So Sheree's party. So Sonja and Candy come in Basically party gathering right and Sonja's like, oh, I didn't see you yesterday at Marlowe's foster party thing candy And Candy's like I was shooting a movie and Sonny's I don't want to hear it. Are you in the movie? She's like, yeah, actually. But she's like, oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:35:51 So then Cynthia arrives, Bob Whitfield arrives, and Candy's telling Cynthia and Sonny that you had to do sex scenes in her own bed. And Candy's base is saying, like, you know, I understand that Todd wants to keep the budget down, but like, in her own bed, you know, I understand that Todd wants to keep the budget down, but like, you know, I'm on bed. I don't know about that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Um, so then Candy says to somebody, she's like, oh yeah, this thing started at 4, but I'm not gonna come then, because I know no one would be here, because everybody's like coming two hours later, whatever. Yeah, so then, so then, Courney comes in. Courney comes in and Candy's like,
Starting point is 00:36:22 oh my God, it's so weird to see you without a hat. I was like, is something wrong with her hair? And they show that Courtney actually, Oh, he shows up in a hat. And then everyone's just like waiting for Shiree to make her appearance. And so Shemia arrives, Manietta arrives. I mean, what's, you know, it's cool that Atlanta has actually
Starting point is 00:36:39 this like very deep roster of friends of that they've accumulated over the years, but what happens is that we now sit through 10 minutes of people walking into parties now. Yeah. So then Kenya arrives and the minute she opens the door goes, it's because it's the season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, that's all they got. So they're like, hey, we'll just put in that so people think something happened. So they give her that and then the lady with the name list is like, so what's your name? She says, can you more and you should know who I am. And then Courtney is like talking to Shamiya and Shamiya is like, oh, how old's your daughter?
Starting point is 00:37:17 How's your daughter doing? Whatever. And and Candy's like finally, someone knows Courtney because no one else knows her. And she'll be interested in Courtney, how it's been hanging out with the girls, AKA being on the show. And Courtney's like, it's been interesting. Here we go, here we go, here we go. And then, you know who I feel bad for?
Starting point is 00:37:37 Kenya's friend that she's been trying to make happen this season. I forgot her name. She had a few scenes earlier on this season, and now she just doesn't even get a chiropran anymore. She just walks in with Kenya, she's there. They even talk to her a little bit, and they just don't even say what her name is. I forgot her name.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Yeah, she's a dud, that lady. So, Candy is like, so you gave me a whole speech about wearing nude, and then your friend comes in baby blue, what the hell? Oh, it's Kenya's friend. So then Shere finally comes down, and she doesn't comes in baby blue. What the hell? The kineas friend. So then Sherei finally comes down and she doesn't say hi to anybody. She just starts taking, gets pictures taken
Starting point is 00:38:12 in front of all the balloons. And then so she sees Bob and she's like, Bob Whitfield, why are you trying to match me? Because they're wearing the same color. Exactly. And she talks about how she felt like a single mom, even though she was married to Bob at the time, because he was always playing football
Starting point is 00:38:28 slash cheating on her. And, but Bob has been very involved in Mecha's life, and it's his first grandbaby, so he's really happy about it. And then here comes Martell. Martell is arriving now. And Martell walks up to Shiree, and they take a photo together, and she's smiling. And like, through her gritted teeth smile,
Starting point is 00:38:44 she's like, what took you so long? And he goes, and he's also gritted teeth smiling. He's like five kids. So they already are fighting basically. He's like, I got five kids. So then Drew drives up and she makes a call to Candy. And she's like, I'm outside and I'm not gonna come in. There's a man here that literally
Starting point is 00:39:07 Assaulted me candy's like what oh shit and then She's like oh that assistant. I forgot cuz then it's commercial I think right? So we're like oh my god Who assaulted Drew so then we get to 545 and candy's like oh the, I forgot about that whole thing. She goes, yeah, when I pulled up, I saw Anthony walk in the door. God is watching over me. And because if I had been a second later, I would have walked into this trap. And then they got to footage of Anthony just like minsing around the party.
Starting point is 00:39:37 He's just like in a t-shirt and shorts, like a bag around him. And he's like ready to have his like come back scene. So he's like, he's just going around the party and hoping someone recognizes him, although he now has a different hairstyle and everything. So he looks totally different and Drew's like, yeah, he threw a shoe at me. All the all the low-rent scandals around Drew, like she's being seen for $1,000, someone threw a shoe at her. I mean, it's kind of amazing. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial. So Candy comes outside and Drew's like, I'm just so tired. I'm trying to build a friendship with Shirey, but this is hurtful that you would do it.
Starting point is 00:40:18 And so she tells us the story. She's like, I was at a lounge asking for Camomile T with a bit of honey to rest my voice as Ura suggested. And as I drank the honey, I realized Nina loves honey. And I just felt so compatible with Nina at that moment, like we were one with the things. And then walks Anthony. And I had my shoes on a little VIP couch. Or should I say, Nina had her shoes, a little VIP couch or should I say Nina had her shoes? A little VIP couch and he literally took Nina's shoe and threw it at me. I didn't even know who he was. It wasn't until I came back to myself. I wrote a letter to Nina and said, Nina, when you come back, please tell me who that gay was who threw your shoe at my face.
Starting point is 00:41:03 who that gay was who threw your shoe in my face. So Drew is like, she's like, I'm just confused, why would Shiree have him here? And the producer says, was it one or two of your shoes that he threw in? It goes, one. And what type of shoes were you wearing? It's just, probably Luba Tans. I mean, I could have had,
Starting point is 00:41:20 I could have lost an eye with all those spikes. So now Drew doesn't feel safe. You can't pay for the lady to nanny your kids for two days. You were not wearing Luba Tans. I mean, I could have had, I could have lost an eye with all those spikes. So now Drew doesn't feel safe. You can't pay for the lady to nanny your kids for two days. You were not wearing Luba town. Okay. Yeah. Luba tall. So Drew's like, I just don't feel safe.
Starting point is 00:41:33 And Candy's like, well, it's a big house. I mean, it's going to, he's going to have to have a really good throw to get a shoe all the way to you. The way out of your face in this giant house, Andrew is like, do I want to have to be looking over my shoulder to see if there's an adita coming at Nina's face? Nina still has a film to finish. She has a story to complete. So she leaves. She literally leaves the party because of this. So I didn't have one like, okay, so I'm looking back I'm gonna go back and talk. Because fuck this guy.
Starting point is 00:42:06 This guy is so ready. This guy is so ready to start a big fight with Drew. He's so disgusting. We'll get to him. We'll get to him. But first, we see other people at the party, quad is there. I was actually a little surprised that Kim wasn't there
Starting point is 00:42:20 given the recent reunion and everything. And Kim and Shere have always been friends. And now, by the way, it's also been like two hours, two and a half hours from this party and still no one's seen Shere. So, Song is like, I mean, can we come to the sippin' sea and see something, please? What's going on here?
Starting point is 00:42:37 So, Shere comes downstairs and I was like, ah, everyone's like, oh my God. And Kenya's like, this reveal, I just ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,'s like, Miss reveal, I just ha ha. And lots of like, lots of squealing and happiness. So Anthony comes over and hugs Shere and does the double kiss. And the producer's like, why did you invite Anthony? And she's like, well, Anthony made the connection between me and Martaaland, me and Anthony are friends. I just happened to be out one night and he was in town.
Starting point is 00:43:06 And so Anthony called and said, Martell wanted to meet me and we've been hanging out ever since. And so that's why she is still tight with Anthony because Anthony brought her the love of her life. Yeah. And so at least we was there too. And then Candy goes up to Shreya and says, by the way, Drew just left because, you know,
Starting point is 00:43:27 because of issues with Anthony. And like, are you still cool with Anthony? I didn't think you're still cool. And Shre is like, yeah, I'm still cool with him. I mean, I said that at the reunion. And Anthony is like right behind Shre. And of course, listening in. So he just like basically butts in and goes,
Starting point is 00:43:39 I'm not worried about Drew's wide ass. And so now of course, he's gotten his moment. He's gotten his wish. Yes. So, Ken, he's like, come on. And Shira is like, you said you were cool with her. And he goes, the only issue I have with that bitch is that her marriage is unsuccessful
Starting point is 00:43:54 and her acting career is down the drain. It's like, oh God, can we just get rid of him please? I know. And you're not gonna win this by saying her acting career is down the drain. And you're gonna say that's the producer of the movie that she's currently acting in that's not gonna work out well for you All right The assistant
Starting point is 00:44:11 You're in this you're literally an assistant criticizing a real housewife who's on a national Televism so right now, sorry exactly so candy's like well you had a physical altercation with her and he goes no She got her reading because she owes me a coin, honey. And she owes her husband and apology, honey. Like, why are you taking it for a ralph of all people? This is not gonna help your case. So, Candy's like, well, did she throw a shoe at her?
Starting point is 00:44:34 And he says, I threw my shoes at her because she threw her cheap ass bag at me. I was like, okay, have you looked at your waist? You got some leather there, sir. So Kenny goes, you didn't try to hit her first because I don't try to hit women. Honey, I live for women. So Ken, he's like, hmm, I'm going to be on the side of the person who's not trying to be bullshit. And Anthony is clearly trying
Starting point is 00:44:59 to start bullshit. So yeah, this is sad. This is like sad that it's a penultimate episode. It's a huge cast party, and the only big fight you guys have is between Drew's old assistant and Drew. Come on. I know. I know. And what's also sad is anyone who shows up to any event,
Starting point is 00:45:16 because you know that Anthony is probably gonna have be at an event. There'll be some bar that's like come tonight for drinks specials and featuring Anthony as you know, on real housewives of Atlanta and they'll be like a poster of him trying to like like all fabulous and there'll be people who will actually show up to that. Yes, don't give him anything. So then Martel shakes hands with he's nice he says hi to Kenya and Ken is like can we have a little conversation? He's like oh
Starting point is 00:45:40 God, she's just tiny one and she's, I don't want to beat you up, but I wanted to explain. I'm always gonna have Shreys back. And when things went left that night, I didn't have anyone on my side that could match your energy. So I had to. It's like, but you also kind of started.
Starting point is 00:45:56 You also started. I mean, look, first of all, you started it, but also Martell was disgusting. And I can't believe Shreys is shitting and dating this guy. Let's be honest. So team Kenny on this one. So Shiretel's asked,
Starting point is 00:46:08 he was like, oh, I didn't have a man with me, but you never have a man with you. You didn't bring one. So Kenny goes, so when you curse and when you raise your voice, I felt insulted when you said, oh, I bet you check all your DMs
Starting point is 00:46:19 and he goes, regardless, I apologize. And she's like, okay, I appreciate that. Now I can stop tearing you apart. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And he goes, but can I ask you a question? Do you feel that you were in the wrong even a little bit? She goes, well, I feel like I was defending myself,
Starting point is 00:46:35 but if I offended you at all, I apologize, but I never cursed at you. And we get, flashback of Martel saying, you said six months ago and Kenny going, once a cheater, always a cheater, you fucking piece of shit, mother fucker ass, all see your bitch. Martell's like, well, you were about to punch me because you know, and he goes, well, I can take some, so they hug and everything is squashed.
Starting point is 00:47:01 And then we see Apollo, no Apollo's taking photos. We're releasing a lot of greatest hits here. And then Shere gets Mecha. And they put Mecha in this big, beautiful carriage with tons of flowers. There's most over the top presentation of a child. And she just walks Mecha through the party. And Mecha's just falling asleep
Starting point is 00:47:17 because Mecha doesn't care. And she looks strong. Because she's doing that baby thing, which is like, wow, I ha, I ha, I ha. It's like Kim Richards is a child. I was like, hey, what are you saying? I'm a little witch mountain. So they're all cracking up that this cute little baby
Starting point is 00:47:33 is falling asleep in this giant bed of roses that she's being brought out on. And then they do a family photo. And so Sheree is up there, the whole family is there and Bob is there and there there's a girl with Bob, like when you're watching, like, oh, this is obviously his girlfriend. And Candy gets like,
Starting point is 00:47:50 Candy's like, who is this girl? Like, does Bob have another daughter we don't know about? And then everyone's like, is this Bob's new girlfriend? Is this a daughter? And then we go to commercial, and I was like, wow, this is really sad that the show has to kind of like create some drama over the fact that Bob has a girlfriend and trying to make us think that he actually has like a new daughter like this is ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:48:11 And then we come back and um and basically turns out Bob is a new daughter. Yeah so basically the girls all confront Bob. Can he's like so you don't know who that is, Sheree. And she's like, no, I don't know. And she, but why'd you let her get into the picture? And she goes, I don't know. Bob introduced us to Candace. And so he's like, this is Candace, my daughter. I'm sure he goes, oh, nice to meet you, daughter. Wow. We were married and everything. I didn't even know about that. That it, such a dick move, honestly, and Shreya handled it really well, because Shreya just sort of smiled,
Starting point is 00:48:48 and you know Shreya was inside like, this fucking asshole has a whole to daughter never told me once, and now he brings it at like, at our grand, he tries to ambush me with her, at our grand daughter, Sip and C, but she just smiles, and says, oh, hi, nice to meet you. Wow, this is wonderful,
Starting point is 00:49:03 because of course she's not to get mad at Candace. Candace did nothing wrong. She was like, so before we were married, Bob said he had two kids, and then we had two kids. And then 26 years later, come to find out he has another kid. And Candace is like, yeah, I actually met Bob when he was cheating on Saray before I knew Saray if you really want to know the truth.
Starting point is 00:49:24 Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow, I knew Shere if you really want to know the truth. Ha ha ha ha. Wow, I never would have thought Bob was a cheater until Kenya told us that anecdote. Now I really see him that way. So Canvas is like, oh well, I've had a chance to be at some family events with Callie and Cairo and they've been really good to me. So that's good.
Starting point is 00:49:41 And Shere is like, oh, awesome. Okay, so my kids didn't even tell me. That's great, my just true. Cairo is this giant party. First baby, so great. Yeah, Bob, you're gonna tell me the story. And Bob goes, Candice, me, mommy, Shiree. Yeah, she's like nice to finally meet you.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Shira's like, yes, it's nice to meet you too. That's great, great twists. Love it. Yeah, Bob's like take a picture of cheese. So then let's see. So now Candie's telling the girls that that's Bob's daughter and Sonny's like, damn, wow. It's my second time meeting Bob and I think I've had enough time meeting Bob That was enough So Bob comes ambling over and candy is like yeah, we're talking about you Bob because Bob I've known you forever and I didn't know you had another daughter and he starts doing he's like And he's like doing math and he's like yeah three years younger than the oldest and they're like which oldest?
Starting point is 00:50:42 It's like my oldest than the oldest and they're like, which oldest? It's like, my oldest. And Kenya's like, well, why didn't Shiree know? And he goes, because we want a need to know basis back then. She goes, need to know, you were married. He's such garbage. He's such garbage. So, so, Ken, he's like, so at the baby reveal, you decided to reveal another baby.
Starting point is 00:51:03 He's like, well, I thought it was apropos. Like what? So weird. So Candy is like, so did you know her back then? And did you know you had a kid this whole time? And he's like, well, she's started coming around later in life. And Candy says, but she didn't know. He's like, okay, I didn't know this was going to be the Bob in acquisition. Wait a minute, bring the twins in. And they're like, yeah, that's not funny. He's like, later. Just kidding. So then they take a group photo with Shire and Candy is telling,
Starting point is 00:51:34 she's Candy tell Shire about the conversation. And Shire is like, yeah, well, he's been a piece of shit. And he's still a piece of shit. Cheese. And then they take a photo. And then we get the preview for next week in the season finale. And then like get the preview for next week in the season finale. And then like at the end of the preview, though Georgia Peach sort of gets like all fuzzy. And then did you see this part or did you cut it off? I don't know, remind me. So the Georgia Peach gets all fuzzy
Starting point is 00:51:57 and then like Drew sits down. It's sort of like wet, like you see. I got the cameras are gonna do it on every show this year where they repick up the cameras to get You ready to talk about Ralph you ready to talk about Ralph. Yeah. Yes. Yes. I could talk about Ralph God yeah, they're gonna pick up the cameras again to get because this looked like the season finale, right? It is the season finale. They said it's the season finale Well, but but party looked like the season finale party because everybody was there. It was like the big shabang at the end. Right. So I think they picked up cameras to get the
Starting point is 00:52:30 drew and Ralph affair, the Ralph affair on camera, which are also going to do on Beverly Hills this year, which they just stood on Vanderpump rules this year. So bravo. Like the Denise Richards thing. Also remember when you were ready to talk to Nisi, you ready to talk about what happened. Yeah, but I don't think they actually went back to shoot more of the season, right? No, because this stuff all happened after the cameras went down so they're like, we have to bring production back and get another two weeks of shooting to get all the drama in. I know.
Starting point is 00:53:04 Yeah, this is sort of bottom of the barrel. Drew and Ralph. Well, you know, making it to the finish line. Yeah, there we go. Limp into the finish. Everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will talk to you next time. Have a great one. Bye everyone. Watch what crap ends with like to think it's premium sponsors. Ain't no thing like Allison King. Ashley Saboney, she don't take no baloney.
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