Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Small Claims Court-jugal

Episode Date: July 18, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta travel to Portugal, where Sheree confronts Drew about the lawsuit against her and Courtney gets touchy with Kenya. Anyone hilled yet? This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hello and welcome to Watch For Crappins. A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is Mr. Ronik Herm. Hi, Ronnie. How's it going? Well, hello. How are you? I am good. Thank you. How are you doing? I'm doing so good. What a week. My God.

Bravo's really given it to us on Sunday nights. Jesus. I'm giving it. They're giving us Atlanta, New York, God, Brava's really given it to us on Sunday nights. Jesus. Why? Giving us, they're giving us Atlanta, New York, which of course we talked about for over two hours. That's two episodes if you guys have not heard of I could listen to it. We had a great time talking about that. Plus crappy lake.

Plus crappy lake. It's crazy. So, just a programming note, also in addition to everything else, Lassouk, we did episode one of crappy lake. It's crazy. So just a programming note also in addition to everything else. Lastly, we did episode one of crappy lake and then this week we're recapping episodes two and three. So just keep an eye out for those recaps on your feed. It's by the way, we since there is so much content coming down the pike yet again. It's a really good idea to subscribe if you don't subscribe to us. This would be a good time to subscribe so that we don't get lost because it's really easy with all the stuff. If you subscribe, you'll get all the stuff in your podcast app. So do that on Apple Podcast, do it on Wondry, do it on Amazon, do it wherever you get your

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come to Patreon, hanging, okay, it's business. Okay, let's go over to Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yeah, it's Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving in Atlanta and people are doing go over to Real Housewives of Atlanta. Yeah, it's Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving in Atlanta and people are doing the things Candy's doing a gift drive. Marlow is sneaking a lamb chop. Sonia is putting out a spread. Kenya's daughter is meeting her dad for the first time.

Her grandma. So not her dad. Well, I met Kenya's dad. Not far. What? Oh, excuse me. Yeah, it was around. I don't know why you even took it that way.

Like it made total sense how you said it. Listen, Ampigh language is important. And I did give them an ambiguous, and literally, we just finished the New York recap of my brain is fried. But this really struck me. She didn't introduce her daughter to her dad yet. That's fucking weird.

What's going on with that? Maybe it was like a COVID thing. She said she didn't see her dad for a while, so maybe I don't know. I don't understand, but I think Kenya's family dynamics are one of the mysteries of the universe. But I thought she was super close with her dad. I don't know. I don't feel good about this. I guess it was COVID, you know, maybe he's older and he can't be around too many germs.

And you know what kids are? They're germs with legs, okay? Yes. Fend Great. Fend Great. Okay, so Ken's, Ken is like, yeah, when Brooklyn was born, she wasn't even seeing her father let alone my father.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. But she finally got to meet him and they're kissing and hugging. And then we go to a big brunch at Drew's house. One of these, like, look how rich I am. Scenes that Drew has, which aren't really gonna look so great next season for Drew. Yeah.

So there's a whole bunch of shrimp and salmon that's out and is Ralph gonna cook, it looks like he's gonna cook, because guess what? The men are gonna do everything today, men are gonna cook for all the women today. I'm gonna have to laugh the red carpet for you baby. All the men, we get along really, really well and the ladies, you guys always got drama. So we're gonna give off that good energy, that good male energy, and make sure you have that before you go on this trip, so you're gonna have a good time instead of drama. They are going to Portugal. In case they don't forgot, Shreya wants to do a healing

trip in Portugal, which by the way, well done Atlanta. You guys are having a shitty ass season. Like third shitty ass season in a row, but you still manage to eat out like an amazing destination for your cast drip. So bravo, well done. Yeah. So Drew's telling us, well, it's a little out of the blue that Ralph is putting on this brunch, but it's nice.

I just, I never really seem the kitchen. I mean, like, he doesn't even know what a spatula is. We are such a funny couple, aren't we? I got the Ralph playing a spatula like a banjo. Is that used right? Wow. It's almost a little table. Me and you spatula. Wow, like Ralph, what is it called? Tiny desk. Tiny desk of NPR. Ralph is acting like, wow, Ralph, like you're making me, making me brunch. It's almost like you're about to go off to the city of Sin and have an affair on me. Gosh,

while I'm out of town. I love that. This is a Ralph's Making brunch storyline when we see three chefs standing there. I know. Personal chef standing I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know So now people are arriving, Candie and Todd show up and then Sonia and Ross and then Courtney with her man raise. That's her baby daddy, Bryce. So Bryce and Candy see each other and Candy's like, wow. And she's like, I haven't even seen you in 20. Yes. I almost didn't recognize you.

And she tells us, wow, well Courtney's full of surprises. I mean, he's a father of her child. Like, he's so nice. How does he put up with Courtney? I love it. That's how much candy is around the season. She doesn't even know this, this cousin storyline yet. Seriously. So the men are like helping to cook, like passing spatulas to the chefs. And, um, Drew performed on Thanksgiving guys

which was meant that she was like singing for her mom's friends in the living room. And then Allison joins the group. I agree that I wrote that church. Yeah, she's like saying, I had to perform on Thanksgiving when me and Molly can't do doing full on concerts. So Allison, the sister joins, she's like, hi, I'm Allison.

I'm Allison. Oh, you want me to cook as well? Okay, I thought I was supposed to be a sensor to you right now. Okay. But I can't do this. But I can't do this. Marriage was going to completely fail and break apart right in front of our eyes.

The second we saw the clock art, okay? And listen, anybody who takes a big wall in their house and puts the biggest clock you can see from home goods on there, your marriage is doomed to fail. Get it off your wall immediately. We've seen it a million times on Bravo. Get rid of the clock art. Look what he did to this couple.

Nothing says times up like a giant clock. So Candy is like, oh, well, this is my first time seeing your sister in person. And she was like, oh, yeah, because she was at the video shoot. They didn't show up, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Candy doesn't take the bait. She's just like, whatever. I don't care. I don't care up too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Candy doesn't take the base. She's just like, whatever. I don't care. I don't care. I was not your music. I'm just stupid music video. I was shooting a feature film, ma'am. So Candy is

like, um, this is Brian's. Oh my god. Brian's how many years has it been? And, uh, you know, look at us in the industry, industry people. And then, man, yeah, then he'd show up and Shere is there with no Martell. I feel like the Martell story line has been a huge bus.

I feel like you can't have a season premiere like the one that they had. And then there just be no Martell for the rest of the season. I felt like this was gonna be the season of Shere and Martell and like what's going on in this relationship. It seemed like it was going to be really promising through line. But instead, there's just no Martell. Like what sort of reality star horror doesn't show up for the reality

cameras on the bigger show. Like I don't understand this at all. Yeah, I don't either unless do you think they have some kind of deal like Kenya and Roy kale Family crazy. Come me crazy. Not not to be convinced with call me kale, which is what we called it last week Kale She doesn't even make sense really So where she's like you come on my show and then I'll come on your show and then we'll both be on two shows I mean, I don't know so then I'm sure is talking about Thanksgiving and having being a be on two shows. I mean, I don't know. So then, Saray is talking about Thanksgiving

and being a glam on stuff and Kenya's guys and they're either guys. What a shock. I know that we're all shocked to see Kenya without a date again, when she's pretending to have a boyfriend. It was a crazy story line for Kenya, but it happened. It happened.

Yeah, it happened and Shreys cheating him. And so Marlow and Scott Lee shows up. Scott Lee's there and Kenya's like, what the fuck is he wearing? Look eBay was close today, I guess. And Marlow's tag match is really enjoying spending some time with Scott Lee and everything. And Candy actually knows Scott Lee. She's met him before. And she says,

I mean, I didn't really see him as being Marlow's type. I mean, Marlow's always saying that she doesn't have sex and that the guy's gotta be spending before she ever does anything, you know, horror behavior. So, okay. Yeah, because he's a chef. Like, he doesn't own that restaurant. She says he's the head chef at the continent,

which I think is new information because they've let us to believe that's his restaurant, you know. So she's like, he does not own that. He's a chef. So he's not rich enough for not buying it, which none of us are. I think everyone's just faking it at this point. Yeah. Everyone's fake. I mean, really. We're just faking it. We'll explain to friends. Yeah. Yeah. Dream role for faking it. I don't think Candy and Todd are faking it necessarily. Maybe going through the motions, but not faking it. I don't think Candy and Todd are faking it necessarily. Maybe going through the motions, but not faking it.

Candy is definitely faking it. Shere is definitely faking it. So a lot of fake stuff. Wow. Can't believe the audience is not reacting well to it. So Candy has started asking Candy about her movie. And Candy is in the process of casting it right now with the pass by Todd Tucker.

And Candy has like, I didn't see an offer I'd like to have an offer on my table I'm way past auditioning now and She's like so who's the leading lady in candy says Drew and Kenya's like you Drew This one She gets to be in this movie, Drew over here. Kenya, you're very good at what you do, which is this.

Literally sitting here being an asshole when you have no right to be. But Drew has a real recipe. I mean, what the fuck are you talking about? You can't even say you're lying right at the beginning of this show. What's her tag line at the beginning of this show? She's like, I don't, something, I don't do culture. I am the culture, the moment she's saying. No, I don't need the moment.

I am the moment. I don't. And yeah, tagline. I know people are going crazy and beating their steering wheels. I don't just do it for the culture. I am. I am the culture. So, all right, every time I hear it, I'm like, oh, God, could someone have let you do that

again? There is a pint of yogurt somewhere saying, she stole my line. So, candy is like... It's like a sourdough Brad like guys I think I mean get oh she took my line okay I thought I was gonna get it this year I can make it on the show it's like handy it's so wrong. Candice like um she's like she says that the role of the sweet young naive woman that gets turned out that's who Drew is and she's saying now I'm not saying that Drew is young and naive but she knows how to pretend to be

And Candie is like well come on now you know I put three sums on the map and then we see the Toa movie poster Yeah, can you a real pioneer in Manaja toa's. And Drew's like, Oh, really, Kenya, have you been in a movie since twa? Because I think that came out 20 years ago. So it might be time to let the acting career go and just move. Okay, say step up again. That's true. It's not up again. I mean, that was a much bigger deal than toa. I will give her that, but that wasn't yesterday.

So the guys cook and basically what that means is the chefs say, okay, put it in the oven out and they put it in the oven and they say, okay, set your iPhones to go off in 20 minutes and it'll be ready and then they do. Yeah, I think Kenny gets a call from Roy and Ron's like, oh Roy, I don't know, I went on a date with him before and Drew was like,

I did not with you Marlowe. So Kenny was like, I can not with you, Marlowe. So Kenia's like, excuse me, I have to take this in a quieter place, ideally next to a piano, excuse me, I gotta step away from my camera. I'm sorry, I can't hear anything. All I hear is a four-tax, dragging us all down the hell. Poor hell. Poor Horses though.

Kenia's like, I will not let this, I will not let Marlowe have this moment. So Marlowe's like, oh, let me see if I will not let Marlow have this moment. So Marlow's like, oh, let me see if I still have his number, if his number is still the same. Yep, still got it. But I listen to him as Roy wants to use me to get on TV, Cal person. I want one day into Calming Crazy. I mean, it was just one little date. Like so, did you go on a date or did you just go into Calming Crazy one day?

Did you just see his picture on the wall? Marla's slippery. You don't really know what she's saying, you know? Cause that sentence, I went into Calming Crazy. It was just one little date. Okay. So now I'm not sure what you're saying. So then Roy and Ken you're talking.

And this is obviously fucking fake. He's calling right when the cameras are there, whatever. And he's going to Miami and Ken is just so jealous. So Marlowe's like, so we just chitchat it. You know what it is? He was just, he was chitchatting on my DM one day. I don't know how, how do you even do DMs? You know me, just innocent, non-hor Marlowe.

What, what are DMs even do? I mean, you can't use Venmo on a DM, can you? Come on. DM'd if you do. DM'd if you don't. So I'm opening a restaurant called DM'd if you do, DM'd if you don't. We're serving kale.

We're called, the restaurant's called TGI DM Fridays. So Roy, a messenger about it, like, like, like, like, Marlow was gonna be in like a movie or something. I was like, should I wear a body suit or a trial wear a hat or something like that. And Roy, a messenger being like, do the body suit girl? That was the DM. So, uh, sure, it's like, so you didn't know him before then? She goes, no, I didn't know him before.

So then, uh, brunch is ready. So they all get some food. And Sonya tries to get this going again, right? didn't know him before then? She goes, no, I didn't know him before then. So then brunch is ready. So they all get some food. And Sonia tries to get this going again, right? Because they've been interrupted by food service. So now they're all sitting back down. And Sonia's like, so I almost passed out when she said that she also dated the guy

that you're dating Kenya. What do you think about that Kenya? Isn't that something? What about that? Did anybody hear that the more, what do you think about that Kenya? Isn't that something? What about that? Did anybody hear that Marlo said about that? Crazy. Right. Marlo's like, I did not say we dated and Kenne goes,

well, I'm glad he realized she wasn't the one so he could date me, baby. Thank you for showing him what not to do. And so Sonja, right, correctly, says, if that had been anybody on a date with Roy, but Marlo, because Kenya is such a hypocrite. Like she went after Martel so hard, but now we find out Roy is kind of in the same boat. Yep.

So Marlo is like, yeah, enjoy the leftovers, bitch. And Candy's just giggling and she said, thank God it's just not me today. So now the guys are like talking the backyard. I don't even remember what they were talking about. There's like talking like women, aren't they crazy? They're doing that thing where they're laughing really hard about nothing. Todd's like, wow, you're a long way from New Jersey.

Ha, ha, ha, whoa, look at this house. Did you've got so much stuff here? This is crazy, Ralph. Such a long way from Jersey. Ha ha ha. Whoa. Look at this house. Did you've got so much stuff here? This is crazy, Ralph. Such a long way from Jersey. And they're like, Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, But yeah, they're just like this being extremely awkward to watch and cringy to watch because he's that really super pale white guy who gets around Any black guy and starts really laying on thick black sense his black sense without of control

And I was so offensive. He's like no like I don't even want to do it because it would be so offensive But it's offensive stop it. I can't believe I can't believe well I was like I was like well it doesn't seem like anyone was having a problem with it. So I'm like, to me, I was like, is anyone else noticing this? This is crazy, but no one on screen seemed to be having an issue, so I was like, well, I'll just like, I'll just have to quiet outrage then.

So then, or awkwardness. So then we go back inside and I was like, huh, this is crazy times, crazy this? Is this? It's pretty times, quite pretty times. Is this, is this okay? So Shreys, so true, the chef back there, is he gonna get paid? It's because you know, there's some stuff on the internet saying that you didn't pay him.

And like that chef, you know that chef right over there. Like there's some stuff, they're saying, you saw you brought in this chef and they're doing all this other stuff. So is he gonna get paid? And then we see the tweet. Allegedly, it drew out here not paying her people too. Her nanny slash chef hasn't received payment for her work.

Hashtag Sip's T. Is that charity or chastity? What's her name? That's always over there. I was wondering if it was chastity, you know? Chastity? And Drew was like, well, it's a lawsuit, so it's being handled by my attorney,

but there's a lot of false information on the internet. And basically, this woman came in and she wants to cook food for my family. And like, there was a trial phase and I found a hair in my food. And it was very trash. She was very trash. Yeah, so she didn't pay. You didn't

pay the person. You at least paid them back for the ingredients they spent on your dinner. This isn't just like a paid week long, free for your family weirdo. Yeah. So Drew tells us, she is not a chef. She is a girl who wanted to cook some food. And I was not interested. She did not get the job, but she's running out to the media and they're trying to make me look like Shiree, but she pays her bills. So we're like, oh wow, what's this mess? And then we find out that this girl is suing Drew for $1,000.

And now laugh and make fun of it, like that so pathetic. That so pathetic of Drew, I'm totally team chef. You can't pay this lady $1,000. This is obviously someone who needs the money and was trying so hard she went out and spent a thousand dollars to make you dinner and you fired her before she even started because of a hair

which everybody fucking has. How dare you. Team Chef drew sucks. Cheap. But also, this is clearly not someone who's trying to extort true. Like if someone were trying to extort true, it would be like for $50,000 or $100,000.

This is someone who's saying like you owe me $1,000. I spent this many hours. This is how much I, this is my rate. You did not pay me. I need my $1,000. Yeah, and you guys sitting around here all making fun of this lady suing for $1,000 and thinking it's hilarious. I hope you think it's as hilarious next year when Drew's in her studio apartment.

I was to see you laughing then. I couldn't tell if they were laughing at the women or like, there's part of me that felt like the women were laughing that Drew was like, guys, I'm being sued. I'm being sued right now. What's in the courts is being handed by my lawyers. And it's like only for like a thousand dollars. Which a thousand dollars is not nothing,

but if you're a celebrity and living a nice lifestyle, you can. Small claims. It's not. You, you can pay. You can pay the Chinese going. She's literally acting like she is Eric Ajan in the Tom D'Aurie. That's true. You don't have attorneys working on that. You show up to court and Doug Luelland stands out there, you know, and waits, waits for the verdict. Is settle and you move on with your life, okay? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's settled and you move on with your life okay. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial.

Okay so then we start talking about that but I'm still mad at Drew. Pay your chef. Like that's so shitty. Okay so then we go back to Saree and Saree is talking about oh that's why we're going to go on this hit the strip. She drinks it all. Saree is so bad at that too, tying two things in together. Oh, the lawsuit.

That's why we're going on this trip to mend things. I was like, really? Is someone in Portugal gonna pay this poor lady a thousand dollars? Yeah, seriously. So, Insanius, is everyone open to mending all the relationships that have been a little met? Has everyone open to that? Like Kenyan, Marlow.

Because I don't know if you just heard what Marlow said about dating because Marlow dated to everybody here, that. They're like, okay, ham, hands. We heard it. Does whoever came in silver, silver at the Olympics want to mend their relationship with me and how they were frustrated by me beating them?

Anyone? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Lower tables. their relationship with me and how they were frustrated by me beating them. Anyone? Lower tables. I know they hold lower tables, taking grievances from lower tables. Do any sisters who have been so lucky to be employed by a gold winning athlete? Do they have anything that they want to heal any sisters? No. So Surrey tells us that she's excited for her healing journey. And after having her dinner with the OGs in Kim,

you know, they can get over their drama, and now these girls can, you got over your drama because you all were, half of you were fired and the rest of you were fired summarily after that, okay? Your drama was not important in that. That's why you got over your drama. I'm still a, that was a terrible scene. And also, also like they have not, it was 15 years ago.

So it's not like you guys were like, you know what? I have decided to reach deep down into my soul and move on. It's been 15 years. It just sort of happens naturally. Yeah. So, Shere starts making a joke about how they're going to need like crisis management. Maybe Courtney's crisis management,

because Courtney does crisis management in case you forgot, like I did. And Kenny is like, I don't know. I mean, it didn't work out too well ha ha. And so then this starts getting ugly, is can you get to very defensive whenever somebody like not on her level starts talking back when you're trying to, you have pushing back.

And so Sonia, she's like, oh, I'm serious. I don't need crisis management. I'm in crisis management all the time. And Courtney's like, we know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm like, oh, I'm the music. Yeah, I'm gonna need you to keep your hands to yourself. I mean, I know you're a touchy, but we're not there yet. So Keny is, Courtney is like, I didn't touch you.

And then Keny is like, three times. And I'm just saying I would like you to not do that. That's all. She's like, she's letting you know her boundaries, which is that she's famous and you're not famous and you touched her skin. Yeah, she's not paid well enough to be touched by the likes of you, ma'am.

So Kenny is like, okay, it's been about 43 minutes and we're at 44 as I'm contractly obligated and goodbye everyone. I'm going. Kenny just takes her napkin and puts it through the punch machine. It's like boom, I'm out. She literally slides down the back of a dinosaur. Please, fuck them out.

She's like the Abba-dabba-doo. So Todd's still out there just like talking. He's like, yeah, well, anyway, Pons, Pons are cool. I like the more than lakes and Candy's like out there. She's like, come on, well anyway, palms, palms are cool. I like them more than lakes and Kenny's like out there. She's like, come on, we're going. She's like, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep giving him the face like the hell out of her Todd. Heart up.

So then we everybody's packing and we see Sheree Carlsonia and Drew is talking to somebody talking about the cuisine and Portugal. Who's she talking to? She's talking to Allison. She goes, hey, what's the cuisine like in Portugal? And Allison goes Mediterranean to like butter, rich food. I was like, Allison doesn't know. Allison just like, I'm just going to spitball this because my sister is too dumb to do it herself. And she's like,

I gotta keep my figure. Do I look like a cannabis gets now? It's like, okay, you need to learn to let things go. That was seed since a go, okay? We need to have many things. So now they're at the airport and then we see arrivals and stuff and there's drama. Candy's not feeling well.

She has food poisoning. And then we just cut to three hours later, landing in Lisbon, or eight hours later, poor candy. Like this is why you don't. Yeah, I actually thought, wow, three hours. Why aren't we all in Portugal all the time? How do you over here? I put like, I went to Portugal for the weekend. Oh my God, I would love that. Can we do a show in Portugal?

Can we do a show? Because we did I want to go I want to do it at the better Mediterranean restaurant. So for people who have not been listening to Duel Hello on Wondry Plus, we did a recap of House Hunters International a few weeks ago that took place in the Algarve of Portugal, which is where they go. And I tell you, after that House Hunters episode, I was kind of like, I kind of have the Algarve in my eyeballs, and then they went there today,

and I'm like, I think it's a sign. I think it's a sign that we have to somehow go to the Algarve. Let's do it. I need somewhere to move to. I'm getting bored. I mean, going to Portugal. We're going to Portugal. We're going to the Algarve. Let's do it. I need somewhere to move to. I'm getting bored. I mean, go into Portugal. We're going to Portugal. We're going to the Algarve.

We're going to the Algarve. So, I got there. I got there. Portugal. Sla-Tch-Gol. It doesn't work as well. Doesn't work as well. Doesn't work as well.

Porta Sla-Face. No. Porta Williams, a goal. well, parts of slough face, no, partial Williams ago. So then we go to the van and then we get to here. I was going to say something by the way before I actually pontificate about the Algarve. I was going to say, this is why you can't miss too much shit because if you miss too much shit as a cast member, then like you go through all your missing shit capital, and then when you actually really do have to miss something, because you are like literally shitting and vomiting, they're like, sorry, you have to get on the plane,

because this is the moment where it can't. Correct. This is the moment where you have to say, I have to get the next flight, because honestly, I could not imagine more of a nightmare than having like food poisoning on an eight hour flight. Oh, horrible. So then they all just talk about how candy was just sitting for three hours straight

but hold your up there and how disgusting it is. And the producers just keep asking everybody about it. That's so leave the woman alone. And the woman, babe. Could you imagine you're a celebrity? I've told this on the podcast before, but I remember once seeing Ruth Busy and interview with Ruth Busy,

and she said, oh, do you know how many airport, airport airline bathrooms I have cleaned up because I don't wanna go into an airline bathroom. And then I come out and people say, would you believe the state that Ruth Busy left the bathroom? Could you believe how messy Ruth Busy is? And that's like when you're celebrity on a plane, you probably are thinking that and you're going in there and candy is like, Oh my God, I'm a celebrity and everyone's watching me go into this bathroom to shit my ass off for the sixth time on this flight.

So sure as I, well, you look better and I listen. I just wanted us all to come to Algarve to get a moment to take in the country and enjoy each other. And I know some relationships have been rocky. So I'm just like, right, because Marlow dated that guy, the keng is dating with the keng. You guys heard about that, right? Anybody? Anybody? I threw it about that right anybody anybody. I'm surprised that that that business is not called

Kale me Marlow based on their romantic past am I right am I right? So she's like guys, I don't want to draw my only one good vibes And so Kenya turns around and looks out the window and they're Ken. Yeah. Why are you doing that? And so then we see Kenya being like, why can't I look at the window, geez? And she's like, these are all grown ass women who don't know how to act. Now I could have chosen anywhere,

but Al Garve has a garden. And that garden has free bread sticks. What if, is it possible that Shirei brought them, thought she was taking everyone to dinner at the Olive Garden? She's like, don't worry everyone dinners on me. What are you thinking? She's like, how much is that? I don't mind.

Listen, no one can fight over. Oh, you can eat pasta for $5. So, um, yeah, so then they need healing. So then they arrive at the W Hotel of the Algarve and it's like really beautiful. They really got a great vacation out of this and Candy is talking about how she had the worst bubble gut on the plane, she's never been so sick

and she was barfing and doing all the things and it was terrible. And of course, I mean, per Candy's just let her go up to her room and let her go to go to sleep and said that to like, do you want to have champagne? Do you want to have a ginger drink? Do you want to do this? Do you want to do that? I'm like, I can't be good to her bed. And Marla's like, wow, good job, Candy, amazing hotel, the decourse fabulous. I mean, Sharay's Portuguese place compared to Candy's broke down motel six. Sirena has had to treat the girl, but to have to say, you're right.

But Sirega had to bring you to Portugal. And Kenji had to bring you to fucking Alabama. Okay. Yeah. Clearly the vacation budget was mostly put into second trip of the season as opposed to Birmingham. Also, the other thing I was going to say was Bravo to this, you know, this season has taken a lot of shit from us

and from lots of people, lots of viewers, lots of media outlets. But one thing that they've gotten right is that they kept the, hey, just got to the hotel, let's talk to our people at home on FaceTime, they've made that snappy. That was a five second montage this time. So thank you producers for realizing

that none of us care about the FaceTime to home on a trip. Well, I don't think they really had much of a choice. Todd, well, Todd's the only one who will answer his phone. Ralph's probably in Tampa already. Tampa Vegas. The Sonya's guy is in Austin working like no one really has anybody. It's just Todd like, hi, what do you want me to tell the O'Pare? Okay,

I'll tell her. Bye. Good talking. So they're all sitting together at a table and Drew says that Ralph is in Vegas on a work trip and I was like, Ralph is in Vegas, true. And she says, oh yeah, because when I was doing my music video, that candy couldn't come to, I guess. So one of the producers on my video, the one that's not rage, she actually looks over Chocolate City. Like, she's like a producer for Chocolate City, It's like the black magic mic. And they're like so is like Ralph gonna be performing

and and their best and Drew's like no like she wants Ralph to audition again. Yeah, goes she wants Ralph to audition She's like what And Drew's like you know whenever I go out of town, of course, there's something subconsciously wondering what he's doing and vice subconsciously, I mean, I literally say, what do you guys think he's doing? I mean, we wonder what he's doing. And now he's in Vegas. So, it's great. It's going to work out great for you.

I feel like coming. So when you're just like, yeah, that's where I went. I went to that show for my bachelor at party. I mean, that's full on like they put the dick on the table. It's like full boom. And it was like, so wait, so okay, so this is a show that people pay money for to see men so that they get turned on and they're gonna throw dollar bills

at them and they want Ralph for that? They want Ralph to be the person that's gonna do that. Just wanna clarify. Everybody's shocked. Candid's like, Ralph is taking it off for our ones. I don't know. So Marla's like, I think he has a better champ. I'm like,

I'm in the black magic mic, so. Keith is like, thank you so much it's like, thank you so much. Poor hands, thank you so much. So, Sonia's like, all right, let's go. Like, let's go hit these streets and see who gets recognized first. Ha, let's see who's really worldwide. I was like, oh, that's a gross moment for you right there. Not that you just candy, but that you literally are like, guys, I know we're sitting here

talking, but there's a chance that someone could recognize us, so let's get to the streets. So they go to their rooms. Can you, you know, the rooms are really nice. This is a really great hotel. So Sonia and Drew, Sonia and Drew are talking and Sonia goes, so what's south of this? And then I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't. Oh my I can't I can't oh

My god, I think they're they're looking at the water South of this Africa and dream goes yeah, have you ever been to Africa? I? Have never been I've been to South Africa, but not Africa. So I write it wrong stop No, you wrote it correctly, but we have to pause first. So, money out it goes to Drew looking out at the ocean. Hey, you know what's south of this? And Drew goes, Spain. No, like literally, okay, there's no world in which Spain is south of Portugal. It's east and north of it. And also looking at the ocean, there's no ocean between Portugal and Spain. Drew. So they're like, oh my god, Drew is an idiot. And then when Drew ocean, there's no ocean between Portugal and Spain, Drew. So they're like, oh my God, Drew is an idiot.

And then when Drew says, I've never been to Africa, I've never been, I mean, I've been to South Africa, but I've never been to Africa. It's like, oh God. Oh God. He's just never ever talked about geography again. Well, to be honest, only reads my new, it was East, just because they put the map up last week.

And the only reason I knew there was an in-ocean there was because I saw the map last week. Like, I'm not the brightest bulb either. Okay. So I will forgive some things when she said I've never been to Africa, only South Africa. Oh, come on. I'm trying.

I'm trying over here. Come on. So, uh, money. I was like, oh, okay, you poor idiot. Well, guess what? I have an orphanage in Swaziland, so I've been there before and Drew's like, you have a village?

I was like, okay, this person's a real idiot, huh, I never really know if I know this. You have an orphanage, an orphanage is, I know you've heard the term, it takes a village, but an orphanage is not an actual village. So then we go to Marlo and Marlo, it was with Sonia. Sorry, I got Sonia, I got that wrong earlier. So Marlo is with Sonia and they're doing a cheers

and to being really open. And then we go see what Candie's doing. She's talking to Kenya and Candie's like, you know, the first time there hasn't been a lot of negativity and that's good. And then we go to Drew and Drew's like, well, everyone the first time there hasn't been a lot of negativity and that's good. And then we go to Drew and Drew's like, well, everyone's trying to get along and mend things, but then Sheree brought up my whole lawsuit and blogs and I say, come on now. Like, she's trying to joke like, is this chef gonna get paid?

Pay your fucking chef. Okay. I don't feel bad for you. Drew's like, I'm just trying to say neutral in all of it, just sort of like Swaziland. That's Switzerland, Switzerland, not Swaziland. I'm just trying to adopt patients. Like, you know, patients is a part of that orphanage in the village at Mania da Ones in Switzerland. So she's like, I mean, I said, come on, you have multiple people not getting paid. We're talking about one person in my case.

So I would appreciate a call if you're concerned because I only have one person accusing. That is still too many. You don't get to say like she's not paying more people than I'm paying. You don't get to have a mulligan when it comes to not paying people. Like, oh, I had one person I just didn't pay. So Kenya and Candy back to them talking. Kenya's like, well, I, you know, my divorce is coming up soon. My divorce court's coming up and Candy's like, oh my God, this is a three year divorce. She's like, I'm so sick and tired of your three year divorce. Ken Kenya's like, I know, I've been divorcing longer than I've been married at this point.

I'm just excited to date someone, finally a kale person. And Kenya's like, well, were you weirded out when Marla said that Roy dated her? And she's like, no, Roy totally told me. And I guarantee Roy did not. Roy totally did not tell Kenya. You don't think so? No, I think she's just saying it here to be like, Oh, I knew I was prepared. You can't bother me. Yeah. I mean, maybe it looks like I'm a hypocrite, but I know I'm

being a hypocrite. So it's totally different. Then what I was doing it to Shure. She goes, Roy is like fine, handsome and young and eligible and he doesn't have to pay for pussy. So it wasn't a date. Sorry. Mish. So then Sonia and Marlo, Sonia is like, so how come Kale was in your GM's and it's not a big deal, but then Martel was in her GM's, it was a big deal. It was like a whole situation and we see the clips of Martel, you know, screaming and yelling, getting all pissed. And then Marlo's like,

uh, look, I didn't think going on a date with Roy without a big of a deal. I know, screaming in yelling, getting all pissed. And then Marla was like, uh, look, I didn't think going on a date with Roy was up heck of a deal. I mean, if can you can't deal with it, that's her problem. So I went on a date with the guy and it just, I don't know, he's kind of corny for me. And Kayleigh, frankly, a very kale forward person does not into it. God, I wish Scalian were a type of descriptor for someone. A million delicious salad out of this story. But it's great for Kenya. By the way, there's a reason why there's a difference between Roy getting into Marlos DMs versus Martell. It's because Martell, I mean, we don't know really much about Roy, but we do know about

Martell is that he is like a reality show slot. He cheated on his wife, then cheated on his mistress, he had a baby, it's like all these stories, like red flags all over the place. So when he gets into the DMs of like someone on, like, on into Kenya's DMs, there are like, there is a reason for like a red flag. Roy, we don't know enough about like maybe potentially it's a red flag, but it's different. It's a really good situation. Well, I think that in the situation of Martel, he was a reality star, and he was writing Kenya to say thanks for what you said about me. I don't know if he was being sarcastic, like thanks for dissing me, or if she was really standing up for him.

But he was referring to something she actually said about him in an interview. So I think that makes more sense to reach out to her and say something. Then it makes for this rando to first try and date one real housewife. And then that didn't work. So he moves right onto the next real housewife. I mean, I think that's more of a red flag. Also, we both try at least Martel tries. He comes and he makes some drama. He does something. Roy just comes and like, delivered to ourselves. He gets dirty, dirty looks and delivers a fucking kale shake. Get the fuck out of here. So Marlow is like, what did she say when she came back?

That was so mean what she said. And so I was like, oh yeah, she said like, I'm glad he knows like not what to like. And when I was like, baby, listen, I've been around her for 10 years and she's seen one man if that. Like we've seen hundreds of from her and everyone knows like what not to like with her

because nothing lasts for long. And then we do see like all the men that Kenya has date, all the terrible relationships Kenya has been in. Real or otherwise over the past 10 years. Yeah, I love the thing, include Walter and Matt, so funny. Like no, there was one guy. I never gonna let her forget that.

And there was one guy I just totally did not remember. He was in the lower left hand corner. Do you remember that? I got everyone except the guy in the lower left hand corner. No, I saw Walter, Matt, her current guy, Mark. Who was the other guy? Let me think. I don't remember.

I don't care enough. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and it's commercial. Okay, so then nighttime they get in the sprinter van and they're gonna go to a restaurant and they're like, does this have authentic Portuguese food? And they're like, what is authentic Portuguese food? And Marloss says, oh, lots of sardines.

Y'all, you know, I had sardines growing up and little Vienna sausages and crackers Marliss says, oh, lots of sardines. Y'all, you know, I had sardines growing up and little Vienna sausages and crackers because I grew up less fortunate. And my grandma would put hot sauce on a cracker and we'd go fishing with her and then we'd eat the sardines for lunch and it's something I've never outgrown.

I was like, you're very humble. Glad you're going in your fucking GoTier. Well, the funny thing, GoTier that Ted Turner bought you, very, you're very humble. Glad you're going in your fucking GoTi-A. Well, the funny, your GoTi-A that Ted Turner bought you. Very, you know. You've come a long way since Sardines. Now, I will say what's actually kind of funny is that her saying like, oh, I had a humble childhood of having Sardines on crackers with hot sauce.

Meanwhile, that's like the trendiest hipster food right now. And I know that because I just bought a 10, oh, it'sing up in the day where we would have to go pick up an avocado and spread it across toast. I know because I literally just bought a second tuned fish cookbook. So like I'm not acting like I'm above it. But it's just so funny because like now that's like a thing like, hi, come to this restaurant and spend $25 on Sardines, I'm a cracker. It really is. And I'm, I've just started reading the Alice in Roman. I love her. I started watching her on YouTube. You told me about her. She loves all my tries and everything. They're literally in every, she's like, and then put an entire container of anchovy. I'm like, what? Who is this? It's so good. It's so good, though.

Like, I'm as much as much. No, no, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try one? Who eats this? It's so good. It's so good though. Like, I must eat much. I'm gonna try one that I think could have maybe been, okay, if it wasn't eight and chose him. And chose him. Which one? Which one are you gonna try? Do you remember? It's this tomato, it's the schizel.

What does she call them? Schizel, shallots or some schizel, whatever. Is it the frizzled chickpeas? No, no. But it's still frizzled chickpeas? No, no. But it's still frizzled shallots with tomato. So it's basically tomato sauce, like you do. Yeah, shallots, you fry shallots. And then you add a tin of tomato.

Yeah, a tomato paste. Compact. Yeah, that's like her, that's one of her viral recipes. Yeah. She's like, guys, this is like making me cry because I like change the world with this recipe, guys. To like change lives with it. I've seen that video.

Like that is nuts. Like I changed people with this recipe. I was like, okay, I don't need to like eat your narcissism. You know what I mean? Maybe that's what I was tasting. But you put some tomato paste and then you add a whole jar, you add water of course. And then like a whole jar of anchovy, I'm sorry that that just didn't work out for me.

I'm going to try it. You got it now. Oh, you made it and it didn't work out. It was disgusting. It was too much fish. It was too, I was like, and I like anchovies. I mean, I make some real seeds or dressing. I'm not afraid of an anchovy. I think it's just she calls for too much of things Like, she calls for too much, she calls for too much dill. I like dill as well. I think dill's good, but she literally puts so much dill, it ruins things. She, she, okay, gentle ions.

I, I love the dill. I love actually overdoing it with dill. I love it. Never, never too much, never too much, never too much, Jill. Maybe you're gonna be best friends with Allison Romain now. Someone in Sandra thus. She would never. So, um, stayed up for your deal and your end.

You guys, I stood up for your proportions of Dylan Ancho. I don't say it, but I do. I do. I think she has perfect proportions of Dylan Ancho. I add Dill to everything. I like Dylan, I have tons say it, but I do. I do. I think she has perfect proportions of Dylan and she goes, I add Dill to everything. I like Dill too. I have tons of it. I've just learned to not add as much as she's saying, that's what I'm saying.

Like show me around it. It's just, it's just, it's like it's Dill gluttony. You like, you like a measured Dill moment, but I'm like a, I just poured it. I've thrown Dylan everything now. It's crazy, crazy deal person now. Okay, so they go to the restaurant. And so they get a guy who is like me in Mexico, where I'm like, Hola, como estás.

And people are like, oh, he speaks Spanish perfectly. And then they proceed to talk to me, but all I really know how to say is, Hola, como estás. In a good accent. And that's what this guy is doing. He's taking their order and nodding and saying, okay, okay, what would we like? Huh?

No, tequila. It was so clear, he was not, did not know it was going, he could not understand them because Kenya's like, let's get a shot, tequila first, tequila. He's like, okay, tequila. And then they're like, what tequila do you recommend? I'm like, first of all, by the way, at this point, just say what Tequila is that way.

There's too much of a language barrier to do this. So he clears like Tequila, but which one do you recommend? He goes, Tequila. Do you, so is there a type that you like more than others? He goes, Tequila, I'm like, you guys are not gonna get in the shots. He goes, so Tequila, right?

They're like, yeah. So then they order and he has, you could just see he has no idea what they're saying. You know, he's like, I'm just gonna bring them whatever the fuck. So Kenny, they start making weird small talk. Kenny's like, who can't blink when I individually? And then the other eye.

It's like, you guys, come on. It's like life support. It's like support. So then the tequila shots come, except they're not shot, they're just full on like pint glass cocktails. And I was, guys, be careful, there's gonna be a lot of sugar in this.

Ha, ha, ha. Candy's already shit up one bathroom. So, Sheree is like, okay, now that's, have a healing journey. This trip is putting everyone at the table. So anything you have an issue with, anything we've, but anything that's been weighing on you, please bring it up today.

No one's astute me. Can't just still like blinking one eye. I got this, right? Am I doing that? Todd's gonna make a movie about winking us. So Courtney is like, she's like, Whoa, I mean, he's just going to keep re-making other movies and pretending they're his own idea. He's going to remake Blink,

but it'll be called Wink. I'm still a future Madeline, so Courtney's. Great movie, great thriller. People forgot about it. Everyone's talking about sounds of the lambs, but guess what, check out Blink. So Courtney is like, I'm just like, well since we're talking about new things, Candy, Candy and Candy, I wanna bring it up. Like, I didn't know we had a problem until the other day, I mean, nothing about the fact that you guys are super cold to me

for weeks on in, made me think that we had a problem. Oh God, like no one cares Courtney, no one wants to give you the energy of this. And Kenya literally picks up her knife and just stares at her teeth in it. She's like, I don't know what to talk to this person. So Courtney's like, Sherry, you said you felt like I wasn't allowing you to,

oh, Sherry said you felt like I wasn't allowing you to get to know me and I was finally leaving your space. And we do see a clip of Kenya telling Sherei earlier, I just feel like she never opens up when I try to talk to her. And then Sherei running right to court me. Yeah, so Kenya says, well Courtney, like just to be transparent,

the reason why I asked you to stop touching me is because initially I was funny, but then it became condescending. I'm like it became condescending because you started being condescending first. And she goes, and then I was like, I don't like this anymore. I don't like it. I'm like, I became condescending because you started being condescending first. And she goes, and then I was like, I don't like this anymore. I don't like it.

And Courtney goes, Well, I keep on getting me in girl energy from you. Yeah. And I don't think that's like how you met that. You are the rest of it. It makes it for me. It was at first. Everyone has to earn it with Kenya.

She's not just going to naturally be nice to anybody. I think the first person that she tried to pretend to naturally like right off the bat was Kim Field and I went like two minutes. She's not gonna give it to you. She's already coming on here calling people because like she's not, no, no, man, nor do you deserve it.

That said, can you as being an awful monster and you're correct in this? And Kenya's like, well, I appreciate you Drew because you said she's not giving me girl energy. She's saying that's a boundary. Ha ha. And Drew's like, and by the way, just so you know, Candy's face or just Candy's face is,

don't take them to heart. Ha ha ha. Candy's face. Ha ha ha. Yeah, that's the Candy just twisting her face. And Ken, you go, yeah, she has a resting bitch face. It's not literal. Ha ha ha literal. So then Marlow's like, anchovies anyone? I was four months. I love Marlow, like her, you know, I just love how she loves the anchovies in the sardines.

I don't know why I just think it's so funny. So Drew is like, Shiree, as long as we're healing, you and I have come from a mighty, mighty, long way. And when we had the brunch at my house, you mentioned something from a blog about a lady who has a very big and impactful lawsuit against me. And then I found out that you were talking about it behind my back and you brought it up when I wasn't present. And Drew is like, yeah, and you know, we're family.

So of course, Courtney's going to tell Ralph what's going on. And I really want to build with Shere. And I just feel like there should be a level of sense. You went on a radio show and said that she confiscated everything and called her like, she, well, no, candy, I guess, said she and my Shere. Not Drew. But you still went on some talk, so in this tariff, like why are you pretending that, said she and my Sherei, not Drew. But you still went on some talk-zone distra, like, why are you pretending that you're so sensitive with Sherei?

Give me a break, lady. Yes, so Sherei is like, well, you let me down too. Okay. Like, keep going, keep going, keep going. I love this. I love this. Keep doing this. And Drew goes, you know what?

A lawsuit is very, very serious. So don't talk about my business, my, my back, because if we're friends, Tregos, well, we're becoming friends. Okay. Let's be clear. We're becoming friends. And she's like, but if we're friends, triggers, well, we're becoming friends, okay? Let's be clear, we're becoming friends. And she's like, but if we're real friends, she's, okay, well, you started with a lie. You started with a lie.

You started with a lie. You started with a lie. You started with a lie. You started with a lie. You know, Saraje really good at that. She does the Kenya fighting when she gets that. Yeah, the Reptisha. Reptisha.

And so, Jury starts going, oh, what are we in class now? What are we doing? Oh, are we being classy right now? We're being classy I mean who was there with me when I went on dish nation and talked about she by Shire being confiscated after reading and and you said We were cool. Who's who was there with me when I was in dish nation? Did you not lie on me? Did you not lie on me? I just also want to remind people I was on a auditionation. Did you not lie on me? Which admittedly I thought was GBC about serving where? You like that. That's fine. Lire.

I did not lie. I did not lie about that. You like me, right? I'm in the Supreme Court right now. Okay. It's very hard in this climate. So Drew's like, yeah, so who is with me? Like that was fine, right?

And then we see a clip of them working it out with Kenya at the salon where they talk through it and supposedly it's all fine now. And so, Shreya's like, no, we're not cool now. And she's like, okay, well then what's talking? Let's talk about stuff that's happening right now. And Shreya's, it is happening right now. It is, it is happening right now. It is, it is happening right now.

Lies. Well, I think Shirei, you just need to own it. Okay, Shirei needs to own these things that she says. Okay, does she own anything? Does she own anything actually? So Candie's like, well, you know, they're like my Shiba Shirei stuff was taken back. And Shirei's like, well, whoever took a back

has nothing to do with me. Just because they looked like me with a mustache on and thick glasses does not mean it was me. It was just someone who looked a lot like me. Can you just like, we were told we were only allowed to keep hats. Who told you that? A lady named Shiree.

She would look like. She looked at front face, but mostly you, pretty cool close you. Lida, a big detective hat and Groucho Marx glasses and mustache. But she said she wasn't you though. Then we cut to Marlowe in her confessional going, I got four or five pieces of shirt, no hat. She's in there.

Who can he check me, boo? The shirt and her, you know, see by Surrey hat. Cause she clearly like hit her as in a bag. Like, I don't have any she by Surrey no not for me or Surrey said so that you have see by if you're really on my team so that you have see by Surrey here's all the stuff you know so Drew's like but we already talked about that the confiscation conversation conversation already happened we're moving forward by the way that's my new single confiscation confiscation conversation conversation what I'm talking about moving forward by the way, that's my new single conversation conversation conversation. What I'm talking about is something like-

It sounds like an after school special. Confiscation conversation. It's just like a little bill walking up the stairs. Like it's like, let me tell you about repossession conversation conversation. Let me tell you about the small claims court conversation conversation. Let me tell you about the small claims court from this case and conversation It's a big song about small claims

So she's like this is serious. Sure. And she's like, oh, yeah, it doesn't feel good does it And she's like, so you're just trying to tip for tat and so sure is like just girl by so sure I can't even follow her own like let's keep it peaceful and like say sorry to each other so Marla's just dinging her glass point sound bath and sardines can I bring sardines to sound bath when I'm in the mind and she really kind of bath we could afford when I was young I was poor I bathed myself with sound and white rain occasionally. So, Drew, it's like how are you gonna do a trip about healing

when you can't heal your damn self? And Drew goes, well, I actually brought it to you. Drew goes, you are, you're so incapable, you're incapable. It's where you're like, okay, and you're a liar. And Kenny goes, guys, what I see is a big sis, little sis argument here, which by the way, we didn't talk about the fact that,

because the big sis little sis thing reminded me of Candace and Giselle, which by the way, did anyone see, I'm sorry, did anyone, it's just you here. Did anyone hear on this podcast? See that big brawl that happened on Potomac? Of course. So you have to see it if you follow Brabo. It's everywhere.

It's on every freaking feed. And great, we're going to get another fucking season of having to go shot by shot through a fucking fight video on this show. I refused to do it. And this is friends of like, I don't even care. I know, I know, but I felt like I didn't need to be a wrong somewhere. The podcast will be our season. I know that we're going to have to care because it's the whole season.

They're going to show it right in the first episode and be like later this year. They're going to flat. They're going to show it right in the first episode and be like later this year. They're going to flat. They're going to show it the beginning. And then earlier this season, 10 weeks ago, and then we have to wait until the season finale to see who was wrong. TMZ already did the slowdown video and everything. Did you watch that? I watched some of it.

It's dead. I'm up it. Deborah. Yeah. And she's going with another newbie. And there it looks like it looks like the newbie does hit her first or pushes her first. And you see what you're doing to me? Like here we go.

So the Deborah comes in. They start all out brawling. But then I don't know if someone threw a drink at Candace, but Candace picks up a bottle like a bottle. I saw that, but I was actually, believe it or not, I actually, I interpreted that artistic choice as she was getting the bottle out of the way, not so much. I was just going to be like,

oh, maybe she would, I couldn't see that's the thing. This is gonna be the whole season. And I'm already there to get ready. Because I couldn't, I've watched that video maybe 10 times, at least. And I have to read all the tweets and the comments and everything to understand what's happening because it's so fast and it's far away and it's fuzzy. And then everyone falls down at the end. It's a big one and yeah, but I felt like I need

to acknowledge it on one of these episodes. I forgot to mention on New York, so it's mentioned here because we said big sis little sis. So anyway, back to Atlanta. So Kenya says this is like a big sis and little sis. And everyone was like, what? No, June's rare sisters. Their relationship is more like Britney Spears and Jamie Lynn, not Venus and Serena, sound bath, dumb bath, sardines. So she's like, but I'm being vulnerable and I'm bringing my feelings and you don't acknowledge my feelings. And sure, it's like, don't tell me what I need to acknowledge. I would like you to acknowledge lies, lies, lies, lies. And she's like, but you're deflecting.

And they just keep repeating themselves over and over. And Shere is like, but you are saying that it happened, right? And Kenya's like, oh my God, what do you need to forgive her? What do you need? And Shere is like, can I have some French fries? We'll start with French fries. Yes.

Kenya's like, okay, I need you to do better as a host, Sharay and Sharay's like, oh, I'm a work in progress. What can I say? It does that old thing. So Drew, I do feel like Drew actually was, Sharay was being the asshole in the situation. So Drew leaves, now she's gonna cry.

She's like, sorry, I'm practicing my work for the past by Todd Tucker. I'm going to go cry now. So she leaves and she cries. And Marlow's like, she's crying. Come on, go take care of your guests. Her feelings are her. And she's like, my friends are her too, Marlow. I'm hurt. So then they go after Drew and Drew's just like crying outside the restaurant. And for some reason, this was big enough to be a to be continued. Now, we got a TBC from it. So there we go. All you need is a Y at the end. And it would And for some reason, this was big enough to be a toopy continued. Yeah, we got a TBC from it. So there we go.

All you need is a Y at the end and it would have been delicious. Oh, truly. TBC Y. Thanks for being here. That doesn't quite work out. Just don't think about it. Two countries, this country's best. Hey, it's a nice call back to what the yogurt pond from earlier.

Yeah. Has that for culture? Yeah. Done, done. The long order at the end. All right, we're out of here. Bye everybody. We're being great so much for being here. Thanks for being with us on video on demand.

Hi everybody. Thanks for being with this regular YouTube. Thanks for having us in your ear. I just realized this peach picture behind me looks like there's another bald person with my coloring standing right behind me kind of looking over my head, like waiting in line to be on the podcast. Well, I really appreciate your dedication to piles of fruit behind you this week and crap is on demand, because you had a little,

the same picture with apples. Look like I'm wearing a hat made out of a smaller version of my own head. So now you're down. There's teaches and there's Ronnie. There's a different difference. Love you everybody, buddy. Bye!

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