Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Someone's Full of Bolo-ney

Episode Date: March 2, 2021

Kenya's witch hunt on Real Housewives of Atlanta continues to ratchet up, and like any good night with Bolo, it's going to end in a mess.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker, you can also find me on the Game Brain podcast if you're a board game fanatic like I am, and if you you're not then just hang out over here I'd crap ends and you can hang out with not just me but also my work husband. It's Ronnie Karam. What's going on Ronnie? Well, how man? How's it going? Good everything's going great over here Texas is back to normal got to see my Mima She's great. That's great. Yeah, that's great. Oh, myima. She's too great. That's great. That's great.

How's Mima doing? She's great. Well, she's had a bunch of Bipepypes bursts during the ice apocalypse here in Texas and her old folks home. And she got a stalker. She got this lady who won't stop knocking on her door to talk. And so she's like kind of upset about that.

But I think she secretly loves it because, you know, she's like me, she forgets what she says every five seconds, she forgets that she just told you something. And like every five minutes, she's like, have I told you about the woman who keeps knocking at my door? I said be flattered, you know? You've got a stalker.

Listen, Liam Lackin's got to do something. He says, I'm stalking Ron his grandma. So, what if it was Leon? I would see better watch it, bitch. I got hands on, I know how to use him. Finally, she's in a place where no one's above shitting in a basket. Well, as I mentioned to you before we started recording, this is a very special recap to me

because I just got myself a standing desk so I could be more like Kyle from Summer House. So I feel like I'm actually on a business meeting right now about SKUs and Leverboy. Like, we're having a Leverboy short of age at Montalk beer and wine. We gotta get it out there. We gotta get it out there, bro.

That's how I feel. Well, enjoy your bad knees. Actually, I saw one of those, I saw a desk. It wasn't a standing desk, but it was a bicycle desk. I think I said, do a picture. I saw it at a Marshalls and I was like, Hey, I'll try this out. You know, why not?

I could bike ride while we talk about real housewives. And so I got on it. I've gotten so big that thing felt like a butt plug. I was like, what is this thing in my cornhole? And it was the bicycle seat. So tell them make one that's like love seat size. No, we'll do the regular just sitting down. Thank you.

Well, I just warned the audience that I'm at a standing desk really only, so that way if you guys hear me panting and then we threw the podcast, that's why at a standing desk really only. So that way if you guys hear me panting and then wave through the podcast, that's why standing itself. Yeah, you know what's hard? Standing, standing is very hard. The hardest thing to do in yoga is to sit down when you have to like sit there with your back straight

as the hardest thing and also a hard thing standing up. They're actually very difficult. They're actually very difficult. I am doing this to myself because I'm just living such a sedentary lifestyle here and I'm not getting enough exercise, so it's like fine. I will burn, if I can burn 30 extra calories by standing during this podcast, that's what it'll be. But already there are some advantages because as I'm talking, I have my hands on my hip, hips,

which is really fun. Like, I like that I can adopt a pose while I podcast. Like, what I'm angry, I have my hands fully out here, like, which is really fun. I like that I can adopt a pose while I podcast. Like, what I'm angry, I have my hands fully out here. Like, what is going on with these shows on Bravo right now? I feel really in it. Yeah, when we started doing our live shows, you wanted to stand, and I was like,

no, I didn't. I put a big no on that one. I wanted to stand. Well, I thought it would give us flexibility, but it turns out you're right. Sitting during a live show is really a fun thing to do. Yeah, always. Just sitting at a desk.

I feel bad for standups. Like, first of all, it's in their name. I know some standups sit on a stool. I sit down. Yeah, I do it. Really? Do a little stool action? No, I don't even use a stool.

I hate a stool. That's not a comfortable chair. That's a very stool action. I don't even use a stool. I hate a stool. That's not a comfortable chair. That's a very uncomfortable chair. I take an actual chair from the audience and I sit on that. Oh, that's good. I like that. Yeah, I just like that we sit at a table when we do our live shows. That's like a nice feeling.

We can have airs up there. Anyway, okay. So, one house was Atlanta. Real house was Atlanta. Kenya is an asshole. That's the real point, okay? Yeah, can you can you can you is an asshole God bless her so we are still in Hearts of Palm salad South Carolina and they are it's the after the day after Bolo

Does Bolo ever really go away though? That's my question and Probably not no Bolo will leave you a little something. You'll always remember Bolo ever really go away though? That's my question. And... Probably not. No. Bolo will leave you a little something. You'll always remember Bolo. Yeah, beyond the lookout. That's what it means for policemen. Beyond the lookout. That's what Ray told me. I thought it was a reference to Bolo ties.

I did too. You know, I thought that I was just a hick for thinking that. But yeah, I read online. It's beyond the lookout. And this episode last week we were talking about a lot of 80s movies right with this and or 90s movies rather. And this week's episode is called the usual suspects which we actually brought up last week. So you see it's like it's just like a hug for us. It really was a it's like it was like a big Bolo hug. So it's a day after and they are all gathering for Latoya's mushy shrimp crab boil and Portia's pissed because Kenya is taking the Bolo court way too far. So they're all

sitting down and Portia's a noid and they ask her to do grace and she's like, I'm not really in a prayer mode right now. I mean, it's in a prayer mode. You don't just do, you just don't just lead prayer when you're in the mood to lead prayer. Okay. You lead prayer because that's your damn job. You are past your pee. Okay.

I don't wanna hear you complain. You just got some D past your pee, okay? Lead the pee. Yeah, and you know what? I think that like Jesus is probably like, did you not see the gift? I sent to you ladies last night. Where is the thank you?

You don't feel like the mood? You're not in the mood? Okay, well enjoy 30 years of Dennis giving you lap dances instead. Yeah, Jesus' best friend was a hooker. You think Jesus would go out, like have a great fishing night with Mary Magdalene and then come back the next day and be like, I'm not in the mood. No!

The point is this, Bolo comes down from heaven, and there's no appreciation. It's sent his way whatsoever, except from Andy Hohn. So Cynthia gives us the grace. She's like, thank you, Lord, for this amazing feast that's been prepared for us. Continuous sisterhood, love and light, happiness. Thank you for this. Yeah, 50 cents. Thank you for this mushy shrimp and 50 cents.

And Billy I wear and that other business I had where I pretended to teach me about a model, Lord. Yeah, thank you, thank you very much. So now they dig in and Tan is like, Latoya, you've outdone yourself tremendously, you've outdone yourself so much. Can I just have this small crab? It's Kenya, that's how she asked for crab. And so she compliments Latoya for like actually getting food out.

And Marlo's, you know, Marlo pretty much did it, right? Like Marlo took over. But she doesn't want to take credit from the children because she's, she's an auntie now, guys. Yeah. So she's like, it's the right for your first time. Yeah, except that she overcooked the shrimp, you know. By the way, I don't think we really appreciated the implicit comedy of having a night of below

followed by a night of crabs. Yeah, one thing usually leads to another. I like what I catch. I like what I catch. Someone to follow on their knees so they leave to, do some, so they go home with some scabs. Yeah, you caught me looking at the text. No, sorry, the little three I just went off. No, sorry. No, I love that.

No, I love that because I love that because it was like you were looking at a text so you sort of heard it and like, yeah. And then it like hit you and you're like, oh yeah. Well, so I'm not at my front door stealing, oh, they're bringing things, never mind. Is it below? It's my, it's a delivery.

I tried to find your grandma. It's my grandma's stalker Lee Adam's business. So, since he's like, Well, I learned stuff candy with this dungeon I die. I learned I'm a boy here, and I like watching hot ass bitches laugh on each other, so I had to go up to my room and handle my synth. Yeah. Borscht is like, wait a second, did you get busy

thinking about us? She's like, well, you guys are amazing inspiration. Alma says, inspiring as two hoop earrings, let's say 50 synth on them, or I'm sorry, 10, 10, 21, 10, 20. She also took notes in a notebook, which is very synthy, I needed to actually hear those notes, because all she told us that she wrote down was that she learned what a human bladder infection looks like.

I'll see how it told you. Look at my dog. Look how good he is. He's barking now five minutes after I saw someone that did go. Oh, God, he's fired. Well, Cynthia's like, you know, because she makes this comment that like I learned that I get I'm a lawyer and I got turned on by watching two hot ass women, and then she's like, Cindy's like, you know, cause she makes this comment that like, I learned that I get, I'm a lawyer

and I got turned on by watching two hot ass women and slut on each other. And then she's like, and I also learned and she like pulls out like a parchment and can't just like, you run it down. And she's like, I had to write a doubt. I mean, Cynthia likes writing things down. I mean, right from the season,

her first season, the friendship contract. She likes things in writing. Yeah, she's a writer. But a human bladder infection does that do that to a penis because I will get a bladder infection if that's what it'll do to my penis well no I thought that maybe it's that his dick is going up so hard it's causing a bladder infection or something like that I don't know oh oh oh it and Daniel's like, oh, I think it's fake. It's fake. And Kenya says

that. I don't see it at all. Yeah. And Porsche's like, it's not fake. And Kenya says, yeah, well, Porsche definitely knows it's real because it was the same penis that was banging her so hard last night hitting her windpipe until she screamed, daddy. okay, are we still doing movie lines or what? Cause she's talking like she's reading off a teleprompter. I'm like, she needs an editor. She needs to edit that line of shade there. And I say as someone who says very long-winded jokes. Okay, so Drew,

I was so long-winded, shade, fam. I do long-winded shade. My shade is as long as Polo's dong. So it was concise. It was concise. I've learned. You whip out a patch. I know. I'm like, where's my, where's my, where's my like, here you, here you scroll. So everyone knows that Kenya is going to be coming for everybody until she finds out, right? So Drew just kind of gets it out of the way. She's like, well, I got a whole show.

And then, Toya is like, what kind of married woman would be all up on Bolo's Bolo like that? So she's just flip-flopping all over the place this one. Right, which is very Bolo. And so Drew is like, she's like, um, you would have to ask everyone around this table because we all liked below. So why is singleing me at biggest fan? Come on girl, biggest fan, biggest fan,

which is true. And Latoya's like, yeah, you're biggest fan. This is by the way, full revenge because at the top of the season, when Drew was like, oh, you're separated but you're dating other people who would do that if you're married to be married or divorced, right? So that's all Toya was doing.

She was just getting revenge for that point. Be like, oh, really, mismarried woman, but you're getting up on a stripper. That's what that was about. Oh, yeah, good call. So she says, well, I am your number one fan and your only fan. And then Drew's like, oh, give me a break.

That's what fans do. They just watch. So she tells her, why are you so negative? And the toy is like, I'll give you a break. That's what fans do. They just watch. So she tells her, why are you so negative? And the toy is like, well, I'm getting divorced, okay? Did you enjoy Bolo? Was it that you at six in the morning that Kenya was talking about? Yeah.

And Kenya's like, wait, are we saying that it's Drew? And she's like, no, no, no, don't throw my name out there. Don't throw my name out there. So then Drew makes some, she makes some comment about how Kenya, like she's calling her out, but Kenya's the one who was like riding around on her back with her legs open all night. And then we, did you catch this?

We see a flashback of Kenya when she was like lying on that, that ottoman on her back, and she opens her legs slowly. And the shady ass post-production department adds the sound of a creaking door. Did you hear that? Her legs open up and goes, eh.

It was so shady. That was hilarious. Well, they're lucky I'm not an editor because I would have put one of those snakes in a can in there like when you open it and it just pops out in your face. I would have added a boi. Boi. We're just like a in your face. I would have added a boi. Boi. Boi.

Or just like a random thing, dong. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi.

Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi.

Boi. Boi. Boi. Boi. Bo're having an investigation, come on. And she's like, well, we have a party, and you guys have fun. And she goes, yeah, now you're investigating it. What's your deal? Yeah, lady.

And Candy's like, well, one minute, Candy's all confused and she tells us, well, one minute Latoya's going off on Drew for having a good time with Bolo. And then the next minute, she's mad at Kenya for doing an investigation. Like, you're not making sense right now, right? Yeah.

So, yeah. So the toys doing this whole, like we're doing it, we're like, why are we doing an investigation? Why are we doing an investigation? Because I think at this point, she's actually trying to earn some credit with other ladies. Because she realizes, perhaps that Kenya might be a sinking ship.

So now Kenya is like, oh, my sidekick, the one that I brought on this show to be my ally, my sidekick is turning against me. And there's no greater source of tension on a reality show that when a sidekick turns against, it's like superior, right? Like when the sidekick decides it wants to be independent, that's when you get the greatest drama on reality TV.

We saw it with Heidi and LC, we saw it everywhere else. That's my, that's my, that's usually we might go to example with Heidi and LC. We saw it everywhere else. That's my, that's my, that's usually my go to example, Heidi and LC. But anyway. So Kenya is like, because like, why do I do an investigation? Because I want to do it. Do you have a problem with that sidekick? Yeah. And she and me is like, well, look, it was the investigation part was like fun by the pool, but it's getting more and more serious, you know I mean I felt the need to say don't put me in that because I'm a married woman like it's getting serious now And so Cynthia takes over but in a nice Cynthia way where it looks like she's not doing anything wrong She's like well did anyone else hear anything and Marlowe's like well, I heard a party going on

That should totally be her song. I heard a party going on a sex party That should totally be her song. I heard a party going on a sex party They're like it was a sex party. It's like, but I heard a girl say good look at he split I was like well that drew as literally said that 37 times that that is actually a episode Cynthia's like these the following are the things that I heard last night. She just pulls out another scroll. She just has so many scrolls tonight. Yeah. So Kenyans like, well, but it's a party and you hear pants and moans and groans. And like it wasn't moans and groans. Amarlo tries to flip flop too because she senses that she's read the room wrong. She's like, well, maybe it was just someone watching a porn.

I mean, you know, I'll be mowing him, groaning while I'm watching a porn. Yeah. And Portia goes, oh, don't worry, she'll roll it out. This is her plan. Just wait, she's gonna roll it out. She'll tell you, just wait. And sure enough, Kenya's like, well, it seems as though

there are multiple people in a room. And I stood there because I didn't know what I was hearing. And I really am hearing what I'm really saying what I heard okay and can his like well it's probably because you haven't had what had it in a long time whoo time-to-time sing how would you know that I'm not in your bedroom so well I'm just guessing because you're constantly saying you're separated from your husband who lives in another state. Ooh. So then, yes, so then, Portia is like, well, what kind of a person

who has a good time with friends and all of a sudden the next day, you wanna make everyone out to be horrors? Like, girl, just shut up. Well, whose room was it? And so they put up the floor plan again. Yeah. This is like, that architect is going to get a lot of work.

Wow. I mean, that's some serious product placement. Like I know that floor plan now. Like I could actually like load up the sims and just like recreate that house now for my sims if I had the game still. Well, it wasn't Candy's room, but it was coming from that side of the house.

I know it wasn't Candy because I could hear her snoring. And then what it could have just been candy snoring because candy does make a lot of squeaks. You know, she's like a noise maker when she talks but she probably snore. It's probably like. It's like it just sounds like it's me trying to try on.

It does sound like five or people. It just can't be snoring and it sounded like a sex party. Well, candy. So, Porsche is like, oh, so you're talking about me and Kenya's like, I, of course, can't. This is so can, yeah. I didn't point any fingers in anyone. I merely said the noises were coming from your room and sounded exactly like your voice and sort of had the timing of when you were in your room and making noise.

But I didn't actually say your name. Yeah, I didn't say your name. I just circled your room on the floor plans, okay? And Tania's like, well, you know what? I feel the need to say something. And can you won't let her talk? She's like, and if that's what it was, and what it was is what it is,

and then what it is is what it was, is what it is, and how was? I also love the music of Don Was. So then Tania's like, okay, I need to exonerate myself okay All I know is that I spent the night every single minute Verifiably in Portia's room. It's like oh Everyone just looks away like oh no and just looks away like oh no, Tanya.

Tanya. Everyone's like, ooh. What have you wrong? Did I do it wrong? Like, porchus, the prime suspect. Oh. Oh.

And Candy is like, why would this girl put herself at the scene of the crime? So Candy is like, well, I know it was porchus voice. So now I know it was Tanya. Right. So porchus basically, it sounds like a non-issue to me, so now I know it was Tanya. Right, so Portia's basically, it sounds like a non-issue to me, right? And so here's the thing,

so I think that when Kenya's doing this, yes, she of course wants to get Portia in trouble, but I also think that she thinks everyone's gonna sort of be with her on this, be like, oh, you're with a stripper, oh, I think that she thought everyone's gonna be with her on this and said no one's with her, not even Marlow, because Marlow's like, well, if anyone had fun with a stripper,

I mean, who cares? We're all grown women who at least know how to cook shrimp on my right, Latoya. Oh, sorry, sorry. It's Marlow's vagina. Which, I'm sure Marlow has said a lot of times. I can imagine Marlow saying that, like at raw stress for less returning something. I'm like, okay, y like a lot of times, you know. I can imagine Marlo saying that like at raw stress

for less returning something. Like, okay, you all have the receipts. It's my vagina, by the way. Sex, act, act. Thank you. It's a, ha ha. Commissions. Here comes one right now.

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So Latoya is like, why is Moning and growing an issue? So now Kenya's totally, not even her psychic has like abandoned her. So now Kenya has to like come up with a reason. And so rather than saying, I was just being shady and I thought I could get portion in trouble. And I thought you guys are, I thought we were gonna, I thought you guys were gonna join in. I thought this could be a pile on. Instead she has to come up with some bullshit reason on the spot.

And it's like truly the worst, worst reason. And to me it was hilarious watching her flail and trying to come up with some sanctimonious reason why this matters. So she's like, well, you know, it's not a private space. It's a home that all of us are living in. It's like, yeah, I had my personal countdown going for when she's going to say, because I have a daughter. Yes. I just knew you just knew that was coming. I can't believe she hasn't said it yet. But for now, she's like, it's not a private space. And Drew's like, yeah, she's a judgmental anti. That's it, you know?

Her legs just spread at wide open, riding around the floor. And on top of that, her daughter was on the trip. I mean, she's just too much. And I like that Drew used her daughter against her before Kenya could use her daughter in her defense. I thought that was really funny. And so Kenya was like, well, if there was something happening, it's disgusting.

And if those things happen, maybe think about doing it in your own home, hold it. How long do we have on the countdown? Two seconds. I am here with my daughter. One boom. God forbid the two-year-old daughter is like an a vicinity of adults having sex. Do you know how siblings are born or created? It was like the most bullshit thing and no one's buying it whatsoever.

And I have to say it was so ridiculous, but I had to admire it because it was a Ramona singer level of just like delusion. It went in sorrows, not classy, okay. It was my birthday and my 50-my-beth girlfriends. It was not private place, okay. So don't have sex near my 50 closest girlfriends minus 47, okay? My daughter was there. Well, this doesn't take your daughter to work day.

You know, it's like, it's my dad complaining that my head hurts after he took me to work at the bowling alley, okay? It's not how it works. Don't take your goddamn kid to work. And what's funny to me about this is that it's Candy's business. That's the only reason they keep having these dungeon parties is to plug Candy's ass plugs. Like, does he only reason?

They have this. This is like candy's version of, you know, the Vanderpump Rose A tasting, you know. By the way, do we ever talk about at least the Vanderpump's new show that's coming out? It looks awful. Okay, that's all I had to say about that. How dare you, you better rethink and get recalibrated because we are watching Vanderpump dogs.

No, I'm not talking about Vanderpump dogs. I'm talking about the one where she has loved the house. No, I'm not talking about Vanderpump Dogs. I'm talking about the one where she has the most popular doghouse. Oh, I'm interviewing people by my swimming pool. It's on E. That should say enough. Okay, so Portia. Yeah, E. So now everyone, Portia's going to bed,

because she's over it. And now Kenny is saying how Latoya just ruined the whole night and Portia's like, you can't destroy what God build good luck bitch Yeah, so she's not gonna have it and Then Candy's like you know what to mean this comes down to judgment Maybe that is the ante in me and candy's like but I didn't say you know from the start

I said this is a no judgment. She's no, you know what I mean So if you're here to judge, you need to take your ass home. But it's also too late. You can't invite Kenya to a place and not expect her to use every single thing she finds against you. That's right. It's a no judgment zone. And also, it's like going on Bill O'Reilly and trying to do spin guys.

It's a no spin zone. Okay. It's right there. No spin zone guys. Wow, Bill O'Reilly. Also, this is basically because Marlo called you out for having a wig last season. Like calling this, all of this.

That's why you don't call Kenya more out on having a wig. Okay, Tanya, that's what you get. Exactly, but Kandy did say this is a no judgment zone and they all agreed and so Kenya should have just, like, it's fun, it's fun shady gossip, but like, she just did it too hard and now she's, now she's screwed. Could she look like a... Well, no touchment, the zone is never true anyway.

You know that gym in LA, Crunch, it says no judgment zone. My ass, no judgment. No judgment, it's showers, that crunch gym, I love that it says no judgment. That is the judges gym. The showers are adjacent to like the cardio showers, that crunch gym, I love that it says no judgment. That is the judges gym. The showers are adjacent to like the cardio and they are like frosted glass.

So when you're showering, there's a silhouette of you being projected to everyone on doing cardio. So it's supposed to inspire you. But is that, that is to me, the peak judgment zone is like having your body be on display for people and to inspire or like deflate people's egos. That is the judgiest place in the world. I mean, they have their ellipticals facing a McDonald's. Okay, that's like the judgiest fucking place in the world. That's true too. That's true too.

Because you go on the elliptical and you're like, oh, look at those people in McDonald's. Ew. And that's me, unless you're me in which you're like, I'm gonna run after people in McDonald's. Ew! And that's almost your me in which you're like, I'm gonna run after I exercise. Two McDonald's across the street. And there's also like a judgy test because there's escalators going up to the crunch, but I think there's also a staircase.

So like you know if you take the escalator but not the staircase. You're gonna judge by the elliptical approach. Yeah, it's super judgy crunch. So now we're back to Atlanta, which makes me sad because the show really came alive when it was in the palm place and so We're at Drew's new house with Ralph and passage and that and

Drew's mom just comes into the room going hey Hey Like no one's listening to her so she just keeps going hey Like no one's listening to her, so she just keeps going, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I love this. They're in their dream home. The dream home that Drew had never seen before. I didn't know what it was, but it's our dream home, nevertheless. They're there and they're like unpacking and he's like, and Ralph is like, I'm gonna put, I'm gonna put all this stuff right here.

I'm gonna put it all right here. I'll put all the trash right here. And she's like, why is Bade is my process? Is my process Bade? So she starts telling him about the drama on the trip and she's like, I was really happy to come home and help and by help, I mean walking through hallways going, this still needs to be moved. This still needs to be moved.

My process, my process. It's taking to Tampa. So then we start intercutting between the couples. So she tells us, I want to tell him everything because it's a wife, that's what you have to do. And then we go to Cynthia and Mike, Synth, 50 Synth. And she's like, hey, you want some coffee? And he's like, is this a coffee cup or a bowl? Okay, Jennifer Aniston, on Friends in 1995.

So I have to love their sparkling repartee. He's like, whoa, that's why they men who say, what are you, Tina Turner? Oh. So then he's like, oh, the soup guy is coming by. I thought he said the soup guy is the soup guy, but I thought they were saying a soup guy was coming by, which to me really tracked.

Like, of course they have a soup guy, and of course he's coming by right now. Like of course they like did not, could not find a better time for the soup guy to come by except like during production. Yeah, so she's like, well you need to get your soup altered and I need to get fitted for my dress. And he's like, you just keep reminding me, wait, is this a ball or a cot?

You use that one already. Some go over the coffee mugs, aren't they hilarious? They're coming so many different sizes. So Candy and Dawn Warner having lunch and she's telling him about the trip. She's like, it was very, very helpful. And he's like, oh yeah, I can imagine.

Listen, there was some gymnastics to getting that to happen. You know, I had to get him COVID tested. Then I had to get people to haul his stripper crate all the way over there. Yeah, oh, oh, that's what he's, oh, I thought he was talking about Todd. Oh, he's talking to Bolo, that makes much more sense. Yeah, that's probably, okay, that makes a lot more sense

to me. I thought he was just bitching about Todd. Okay, so then, so now Drew is talking to Ralph about the stripper and everything. Well, they're just, it's all cutting back and forth, back and forth. And so Drew's Drew is talking to Ralph about the stripper and everything. Well, they're just it's all cutting back and forth, back and forth. And so Drew's Drew's telling Ralph about the stripper and he's trying to play it cool. Like he sort of has the smile on his face like, I'm the nice Ralph now. I said, I'd be nice. We went to therapy. So I'm going to be nice Ralph. But you can see he's like raging on the inside.

Yeah. And then Candy is talking about how Bolo was in the back in the big glass box and everything. And then Cynthia tells Mike that there was a stripper there and that Bolo was very well in doubt. And it was real. And we all confirmed it. And Mike just looks so shocked and betrayed by it, which I think is hilarious because all these guys go to strip clubs on the regular, you know. Yeah. He literally just released a book where every page he's fucking some new person. You know, he's like, how dare you? So then, Candy, wait, oh yeah, Candy's like, yeah, and Portia looked like she was in heat, and then we got to see all the Portia faces.

And Portia was making behind her mask, which I will never forget as long as I live. And then Cynthia, back to Cynthia and Mike, he's like, so could we get back to how you knew that it was real, really, really like how did you know that? And she's like, well, you know, he was doing this windshield wiper thing with this. You know, like the sound of candy's legs opening. Oh, I thought that was how candy snores So then Drew So then so then Drew is telling Ralph about how Bolo Polt is dick out and everything. And she's like, and it was from here to here. It was huge.

And you just can see Ralph is like, just like, crunk. He's like, he is just, there is like a bar of soap in his hands that has been smushed into like, into just mush, because he's just so angry. I say that to him. Yeah, and he's like, he's just looking at her and he goes, so it got on you. And she's like, well, I mean, you know, look, we just didn't know if it was real.

And then we just see Mike going, so it's going, er, er, er, er, er, er, er, er, er, er, yeah. And then Mike starts doing kind of like a, yeah, he's doing like a little bit of a lap dance. He sort of thinks, so Candy's like, uh, Candy's saying, how, you know, yeah, he's doing like a little bit of a lap dance. He sort of thinks so candy's like, candy's saying how you know how like he's telling Don Juan that, you know, the girls they all got drunk, I know how they all get when they got drunk, you know. And then and Andrew tells Ralph that that follow basically was giving lap dances and flipped some of them over and that she was one of the ones who got slapped, you know, flipped over et cetera.

And, you know, she was making a booty clap and he's like, at this point, he's now just like knocking down walls. Like, oh, he's gonna be cool about this. He's gonna be cool about this. Yeah. So, Candy's like, okay, so then Kenya brings up what happened when she came downstairs and she said that she heard someone having sex and it cuts from my going someone having sex. Was there any? And Cynthia's like, well, apparently, didn't even tell seven in there. And yeah, and then Candy is telling Dunwon about how Kenya was trying to call out Porsche. And then she's like, and I don't know why Tanya even did this to herself saying how, like, Tanya, like, basically implicate herself

being in the room. And then the producer, we cut to the producer asking Candy, basically, like, did something like, did you hear it or who was in there, whatever. And she just, she won't answer, and then she goes, let's just say, I wouldn't say that Kenya is lying. Which is actually like that was pretty, Kenya, can't he have been neutral? Just a total tailing.

Yeah, she'd be neutral until that moment. Yeah, total tail. So then Don Juan is like, oh, so this is leading up to why I get a call at the office. So the driver called and said they had a car in a hotel room, but that Bolo didn't end up leaving till 7 in the morning. So he might have gotten himself some old social justice snatch then, huh? And Kenny goes,

woo! Ha! Ha! Social justice snatch. Ha! Ha! Ha! And then he says,

only fans, social justice edition. edition and candy says we can call it Tonya time and then don't say the dumbass is for real and then candy is like Only below nose for sure for real So then we go back to Ralph and Drew and he's like so What did you do and he's like, so what did you do? And she's like, honey, I've never seen a towel lose air before. Could you stop strangling to towel? So yeah, he's like, well, I didn't realize all the details on the phone when you called me. And she's like, well, you know, I still don't know all the details from Tampa.

So let's not go there. That's right. I was waiting to throw that back in your face for several weeks at a time. And finally, um, Tampa in your face. Tampa in your face. And he's like, but you do know I went to Tampa and she goes, oh, really? Well, where'd you stay? And he goes, oh, hotel.

Oh, really? Well, what's the name of the hotel? And he's like, oh, uh, the details you want are stupid. The details. Yeah. That's a bad sign. Well, uh, the details you want are stupid. The stupid details. Yeah. And that's a bad sign. I know that we're all supposed to just laugh off Tampa,

like, oh my God, that new girl's husband just went to Tampa with that telling her while he had hidden cameras in her home so he could spy on her. I know that we're all supposed to like just think that that's a cute little housewives things now, but that's fucking creepy. And it's a really bad sign if your husband can't even name off a best Western for Christ's sake.

Yeah, for crying out loud and then he says you want stupid details. I think she just wants details in general and stupid or not, you know, so Yeah, Drew is like I don't even know who you were who you went with. He's I didn't go with anyone. Okay. It's just like how do I know and Could you also please get a new faucet because you just destroyed the one right now by your hand. But she's basically like, I'm being honest and forthcoming because there's nothing to hide, but you not telling me makes me think

that you've got something to hide. I'm like, you think you think you think that you might have something to hide? You went to Tampa, didn't tell you for three days. For me, the definition of something to hide. He hit it. He actually hit an entire city from you. Tampus literally hit him.

And then Ralph goes, oh, you're not gonna flip this. Flip it. It was waiting to be flipped. This is not a flipping situation. This is not a flipping it. This, you went to Tampa. You are in a pre-flip situation. You, like, it already was flipped,

it just hadn't been flipped already, if that makes sense. Yeah. So that she's like, listen, I didn't do anything more with this stripper than you did at the strip club every time you go to the strip club. So give me a fucking break and she just walks off and he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'm not knowing how to react at all. Well, don't forget she also did exactly what we predicted. She goes, babe, I was learning how to make it my booty clap. Okay, I thought you'd be proud.

So as break did we knew she was gonna spin this as like, it was an educational thing for their marriage, which is exactly what she did. So then we go to the Alpha magazine cover shoot for Kenya with Luciano. It It's like listen, Kenya, this is about embracing women's empowerment, which is why we're going to interview you by my poor, my poor. Yes, Kenya is there to discuss women empowerment, but first she's going to have to have a discussion with Latoya about how she tried to out who Porsche slept with on TV

just to kind of stick it to her. When previously the best you could do was shame her for protesting on behalf of Breonna Taylor. So anyway, women in paramins. Yeah, exactly. It's a slut-shaming episode mixed with a women in power in an episode, you know? Hugs.

Hugs. So Latoya comes with a giant cake, which I do feel like is women empowerment. That's more women empowerment than Kenya's done. She owns the giant cake and basically Kenya's talking about how she's lost four pounds and then she of course starts digging into the cake, which is exactly what I would do if it weren't a berry cake, because I hate bears. Yeah. So she's mad at Victoria, obviously, for flipping sides. And she's like, I'd like to smash this cake in your face.

First of all, that dinner, you attacking me. You're attacking. That's a bit dramatic, if I do say so myself. And the toy was like, well, I was upset with you. I mean, the way you were trying to investigate, I felt like, what is my girl doing right now? I mean, you were trying to put everyone on blast. Yeah. And can you say, they put themselves on blast. What I just heard you say, you know, I had a divorce. I had fun. But then when you sat at that table, you let yourself be pussywitch by people.

And at the table the night before, making me feel like shit for taking care of my daughter, that was led by Porsche. I guess everyone was making you feel bad for being a good mother, Kenya. That's exactly how it happened. Yeah, yeah, she's like, you know what I'm going through is my husband,

which I have, I have a husband. And you know what I'm going through with my husband, which I have, I have a husband. And you know what I'm going through with Brooklyn, a daughter that I also have, a husband, and a daughter. And you're one of my only friends sitting there watching this girl try to humiliate me. Well, I could have been humiliating her instead and you let that happen. Oh God. And then the next night you're touching Philly with, then you come after me and I have a crush on you. Why are you laughing? I'm serious. I'm gonna wedge my storyline into this. Look at this authentic feelings of crushing towards you. Can't you have me as to decide what she's doing? I mean, is she gonna same, is she gonna like bisexual same people or is she going to pretend she's bisexual?

She's all over the place in these episodes the season. Yeah, and then Latoya's all shocked that Kenny has a crush on her and Kenny is like, you know, I just feel a closeness for you and it made me feel like you're just here for whoever's gonna show you attention. I'm like, yeah, that's Latoya's whole thing. Have you not noticed? You just the thirties person on this season. Look who's talking anyway, Kenya. Jesus Christ, you married the first restaurant manager

who would take you. Give me a break. That's true. Let's just line up all of the people that Kenya's been with on this entire time on the show. Geez. I mean, at least she didn't have to pay that one. Well, not yet.

So then, Latoya's like, well, you know, Kenya doesn't feel like she has to open up to anybody. And I bring out the fun for the tautious real woman side of her, you know, and I guess no one's really ever felt that way before. Yeah, no. You're being used as a fucking minion, period. Pretty much, pretty much.

And she says like, you know, I was just having fun in the dungeon no matter who it was. And I did have fun with your enemy. And she says she's not my enemy. She just wants to be me, but she's not my enemy. So basically, Toria was like, well, you guys have issues. And Kenyans is like, well, look at how, look at how she treated me the entire time.

I'm like, you're the one who literally tried to lead a witch hunt about her sleeping with a stripper when she's single. So I don't know what that's all about. Yeah. So Latoya apologizes and she's like, I appreciate that because people can make mistakes. But, you know, I just want it to be honest and I've heard and seen a lot So basically there was a threesome with you and Tanya and Porsche So there you go. Can you say she forgives you while she throws you into the bus? Yeah, I heard there was kissing and kind of lingas and all of that

It's like even if that were true. So what you know, yeah, so yeah, and Latoya's like well, I can be like I can be freaky But I did not kiss Porsche or whatever and so what? You know, yeah. So yeah, and Latoya's like, well, I can be like, I can be freaky, but I did not kiss Portia or whatever. And so, um, so Latoya is saying that she was, uh, she's like, I was having a good time, but then I puked right after I went to bed. Oh, then we see footage of her puking or here footage of her puking. So yeah. So Kenia's like, so they didn't try to get you in the champagne room. She's like, I was asleep, Kenyah. So then she's like, well, there's Porsche who tries to call people out for their

whole behavior. So I can do it because she's done the same thing. And then they showed really short clips of Porsche calling people out on their whole behavior, but I couldn't connect them. I couldn't remember who she was saying that to. Can you? Maybe that's because that was five and seven years ago. Maybe that's why, okay?

It's a long time ago. It was a stretch, even for Kenya. So basically, Kenya is now saying that Tania, talking about Kenya, placing herself at the scene of the crime. And she's just insinuating that Tanya and Portia are lesbians or something like that. It was, it was just like, what are you doing?

It's like you said, it's like you're talking about how you have a correctional atoya, but then you're trying to, you're trying to whip up some sort of gay panic about Tanya. Yeah. And Portia, like literally no one cares. Yeah, she's trying to be, but she's trying to pretend she's by to like get points, you know, and just to act like she's cool,

but then she's the total homophobic, like literally within the same scene. It should be noted that the rumors are that Tanya stopped filming after all this because of the... Right, Tanya quits. Yeah, she's sad. I need my Tanya.

I need a distraught. I'm like, oh I need a restaurant. We could just we could just we could just do scenes as if Tania were there like if Tania had joined them This is what she would have said right now, which is pretty much it's gonna be like So then we go over to Portia's house and I'm just reminded how alike we are because she's got a spotty banana stand. Like she has like a whole stand to hang bananas from and they're all spotted. It's like your goal bananas.

Like this is my week. This is my healthy week, bananas. And then that shit just turns black every single time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's, that is basically spotty bananas. I'm lucky if I can, I'm lucky if I can really pound on those bananas during that window. I let them go too long, always, every single time. Every single time.

So I started cutting them up and putting them in the freezer for smoothies, but then I'm not having healthy smoothies either. So I've got like bags and bags and bags and bags of frozen bananas. If any of them needs any and bags and bags and bags of frozen bananas. If anything, it needs any. This is what happens to me with bananas. I get the bananas.

I'm like, bananas, healthy snack. Everyone likes bananas. So then I get hungry and I wanna have something non-healthy and I say, no, Ben, you do what? Got bananas, okay? So I'm like, I'll have my healthy banana. But of course I go for the banana when it's really not ripe yet.

And so it's kind of tasteless. It sort of has like a hint of sweetness and it's just kind of mealy. And I'm like, eh. And then when the bananas get to their perfect space, I'm like a little burn still from the mediocre banana experience so I don't really turn to it.

And then I have the shitty snack. And then a few days later, when I'm hungry again for a snack, I said, no, I've had too many shitty snacks. I have to have those bananas. But by then, bananas are like, I was ready for you, but now it's too late. Now, now you've got to make me into a bread, otherwise it's over, you know?

Yeah, it's kind of like that with avocados. Avocados can really make you hate them. If you don't get them right when they're supposed to be eaten They're like no, then we're gonna taste like bleach Portia's ass and Portia loves her orange juice like I feel like this episode We've seen her drink a lot of orange juice She's drinking support orange juice Portia's good on vitamin C, okay? And then the ring door. So, the ring door.

Do do do do do do do do. Like, ah, where's Tony in the world? Don't worry, Buele Lurow bark at that in about five minutes. You're a mother fucker. Wow. Wow. So then, Drew's at the door. So she comes in because she's in the neighborhood. And Portia offers muffins, which sounded delicious. I actually was like, how do I, I need some muffins. I need more muffins in my life. So she offers the muffins and then Drew asks for a margarine. And so Portia goes, she goes, which one, parquet?

I love that she has a variety of bar derings to choose from yeah she goes which one Parkay? She says I've never tried Parkay and she just turns her she goes you are not. Portia has never had such a look of betrayal on her face in 10 years or however long she's been on here the The fact that she is so bold over by the fact that she was never had parquet. This is probably the most offensive thing that Portia has ever heard coming her way. Someone has not tried parquet.

Who knew she was such a big parquet stand? As parquet is such a thing, is it so different from I can't believe it's not butter or country croc? I've never heard anybody ask for Marjorin. I mean, that's great, since the 80s. I just didn't know that that was a thing still, unless you were vegan or something. Because I had that when I was a baby vegan

that didn't last long. And mostly because of the Marjorin, aftersy. And if people ask for Marjorin these days, they don't say Marjorin, they say, can I have some earth balance please, or smart balance, which is Marjorin, but it feels like it's more elevated. Uh-huh. So she tells us that she really loves Drew. She loves how she communicates. And by that, she means she will not take shit from Kenya, okay? She really likes her. So

she's like, I need to stand up in. So they start eating and talking about the girls trip and how Drew was having so much fun and Drew's like, yeah, it was a good time. But man, Kenya was really pressing that investigation. I was like, what's going on with that? She's like, yeah, who needs to be in court after a bachelor at party? Yeah, exactly. So Drew is like, Drew says that she just didn't like how Kenya was pinning it indirectly on Portia. And then they started talking about how it actually actually would have liked it more if she just came out and said,

Oh, it's you Portia, but it said Kenya was like she heard it down the hall down the hall, but there was no one there except Portia down the hall. Like they just didn't like how indirect Kenya was on top of everything else. Yeah, and Portia says that Kenya's on a war path to destroy her. But I think I'm playing it right, and that's to pay her ass dust, like her vagina. So then Ralph calls that, he's like, are you at the store? Are you at the store? And she's like, I went to the store and I'm on my way back.

Oh! So pressed. Yeah, he's creepy. My God, let the woman go to the store. And she's like, no, Mr. Tampa God. And so she hangs up and Porsche is like, yeah, that was a whole lie. And she's like, no, it wasn't because I said I've been there and I'm heading back. But anyway, this can get thing. And Porsche goes, yeah, it's cold.

It's cold. Ron cold, Ron, it's cold. It's cold. Run cold. Run cold. Run cold. So, Porsche is like, so did you tell Ralph everything, like the stripper touched us and stuff? And she's like, well, he seemed kind of angry. So I just said Tampa a bunch of times.

Yeah, at this point Drew is now starting to get so shiny. She's trying to act like, yeah, whatever, everything is cool. I told about Tampa, you know, like you to Tampa, so I could do this, whatever. And she is so shiny. The poor woman is so nervous talking about this right now. So then Portia starts talking about Dennis and how, you know, just, I don't, honestly, if I never have to hear about Portia and Dennis' relationship, I'll be very happy. I don't care if he's in the doghouse, if he's not in the doghouse, if he's at the hot dog stand. Dennis' Dennis, I just don't care. I just don't care.

Yeah, I can't really care either. So they talk about them and she's like, you know, part of it is me seeing my faults. Michael, really, did you cheat on him while he was pregnant? Okay, then. I don't want to hear about it. Thank you. Thanks. So then I'm not going to listen to that. So then they keep talking about it a little. And then the phone rings again.

It's fucking Ralph. Leave Ralph. Like, how many people need to tell you this is dangerous? Get you some lifetime. Like, you shouldn't have to be taught that this is dangerous behavior. That this man is calling you and keeping tabs on you and putting fucking cameras in your house, okay? Yeah, and that he is like, why can't he just text? If there's something with...

I understand if he's calling to be like, are you still at the store because I wanna like, there's like, could you add triskins, you know, to the order? Right? But he's just like getting tabs on her. Maybe, and I wouldn't even say it's like, oh, she needs to come back so he can leave to go someplace because Jeanette is there. So he's just fully keeping tabs on her. And he's a crazy person.

And they live down the street from each other. So he's probably, he probably either sees the filming trucks or has driven around to see the filming trucks and is just trying to catch her in the live so that they can fight about it. He's a creep. So now we go over to Candy's house where she's playing some demented game with Ace.

Now, you know, I'm a board game fanatic. I love board games, but this one was just, this was too much. They were wearing headbands. The headbands had some sort of like weird, almost like an, like an aunt, not an aunt, antenna with something on it that would scoop balls up and you could use that to drop balls into a central toilet

and it's like things are rotating and then at like an arbitrary point the toilet closes and the entire game squirts water at everyone around the table. I was like this is crazy also what are the odds that this is gonna be like optioned into a game show hosted by Ellen for NBC. Just throwing shit. Just like throwing shit into a toilet and then like water just like douse is the audience. It's a very toilet potty heavy training. It's a very potty training heavy episode today. It's the second potty training scene.

And then Porsche is brushing her teeth with little baby hot dog, PJ. And then Cynthia has her family over and Mallory is like, are you going to make sure Kenya and Kenya and Candy are on time, especially Kenya? And then well, it's like, mom, your foot is ashy. It's like, well, there's nothing I could do about it. I'll just cover up. They already got a child.

They probably already zoomed in. And we're like already zoomed in on her ashy foot. It was pretty amazing. So then another relationship I could give to fucks about Kenya arrives at her lawyer. Okay. Weavis. So she goes to see old weavis and Tavius weem. So she goes to see weavis we miss and she's like, I'm doing better now. I mean crazy things have been going on

It's like yeah, right give it give it five minutes Yeah, and they're sitting in his conference room which has glass doors which is great because During the scene there totally was a lady who came like walking down the hallway and looking in the conference room to see like Oh, what's going on? And then realize that she was fully on TV and goes running away It's my favorite. I don't understand why lawyer shows on TV all have see through walls That's the most confusing thing. It's like the most important thing is secrecy with your clients, right? And then Everything see through I don't get it. You know what?

Yes, I am talking to you. It's called life and the good fight. Style? Style? For secrecy, okay. I'm sure there's a reason for it. Like, I bet if we go back and read some books by Michael Criton, there's a really good, like, oh,

this is why they have glass thing. Maybe it's in disclosure. I don't know. Yeah. Who knows? So anyway, Kevin, Kenya is at her lawyer. So he's like, well, I've got news for you and you have news for me. So why don't you go first and say, oh, okay. Well, it was weird because I was telling Mark about serving him because, you know know I told him we'd engage custody servers because I don't want to have him blindsided. Idiot. What kind of idiot is Kenya? She keeps setting herself up for this every single time.

You make the step to go to the lawyer to finally grow some heels and then you immediately call Mark and tell him that you did it. Come on, Trosass. Also she should know in general that if like when there's like two people and they say, I have something to tell you. And then another person says, wait, I have something to tell you first. Let me say it. The person who says something first is always the one who ruins it, right?

Isn't that what always happens? Like, I have something to tell you. Like, I need to break up with you. And then the person, the first person always says, wait, I have something to tell you. I just love you so much. I can see my life together with you. And I'm just so happy about our relationship. And then the second person has to say,

but I wanna break up with you. And now you're extra humiliated. So if you're the one who's like, I'm gonna say it first, don't. Because you'll probably be humiliated. Yeah, never go first. Never go first in the, oh, I have something to tell you. Never go first.

You're always setting yourself up for failure. So she says that the producer asked her why she went with custody instead of divorce. And she said, well, we're doing custody right now because we haven't discussed where our relationship is going. But Brooklyn, the Brooklyn issue is an immediate issue. So we have to get that solved. Where the relationship is going,

where the relationship is going, what do you, like, you're gonna custody of your daughter. That's where your relationship is going. Stop. That's like, that's like looking at, like a, that's like looking at a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, looking at a, that's like looking at a boulder rolling down a mountain

and saying, I'm not sure where that boulder's going. It's going downhill. It's going in a one specific direction. And the laws of physics prevent it from stopping and going back uphill. Okay, it's going down. So then Kenya, yeah. So then she starts telling him that Mark started sending

her songs and he starts laughing. He's like, like, love songs. And she's like, why are you laughing? Yeah, it was this woman singing how she loves, you know, I love you and I'm sorry for everything I did and I would love to get you back. I mean, he was talking about how he wanted us to work and be this power couple and surfboards.

All the songs on this playlist were about me I couldn't believe. So then she tells us like I don't know why so difficult I mean why can't he just be vulnerable and show me the love he actually has for me. Maybe I will learn piano in the dark. He's using you person on a television show. He's using he's psychotic and plays games with you and he pushes you away then pulls you back because he loves the game. So he's like, so he poured out his heart and song and then he pulls this stuff. Yesterday, I received this from Mr. Daily and he

watched some papers and their divorce papers he filed for divorce in New York and He's asking for Alamoney Yeah, even though as we see in a flashback. She says I don't want anything from you. I don't want anything I want you to take it all. I don't care. I want I made my own fortune. Okay. I learned how to tie my own ties that are Uncrazy with stripes. Okay. I don't need you. I don't need you Yep, and So the lawyer's pissed and kids like hold on hold on so she's just reading through it and She's like that's what maintenance is Alamoney. Why would why would he ask for me on why would he ask me for money when he went on

National Television and said that he didn't want money from me. So we see that clip and went on national television and said that he didn't want money from me. So we see that clip. And she's like, here I am over a year holding out. Hope. I can't with her and they're back together. Aren't they? I see some where they're back together. I think that they are.

I think they are. I just. It's like, I can't believe the man who sent me his spot. If I playlist that was hella morning from me. I thought it was real when he sent me that song. It's just a little crash that was supposed to be for me. I think it was just reminding you that it was time to pay Spotify, okay? So Kenya's like, you know, I guess that he was mad that we tried to serve him.

And he's like, yeah, you know, it doesn't matter that you tell him you're going to serve him before you serve him. You're still serving him. Of course, he's going to get mad. And so the lawyers like, yeah, that's exactly what happened because we tried to serve him. And then someone there said that Mr. Daly did not live there. And we know that he lives there. So now we're going to have to, you know, get more aggressive. And now we're gonna have to get more aggressive and now we're gonna have to embarrass him because your whole thing was not wanting to embarrass him and now we're gonna have to sneak up on him

and embarrass him by serving him. What an idiot. What an idiot. Also, I just, can you live to embarrass everyone in the world? I say it's about time to start extending that towards Mark, okay? Because this is an area where, well, I mean, I am more sympathetic to Kenya in general than you are, but I think in this, this is an area where we agree that Mark is a real dick.

And Kenya's no, you know, Kenya's no slatch in that department either. But like, Kenya, like apply your evil towards Mark, please, please apply it that way because he deserves it. And, and he is a dick, but I don't want to see her get abused. I mean, I'm definitely pro Kenya in this case, for sure. But then Kenya also, you know that she just called to say that she was filing, so that he would do something romantic so that he, she wouldn't file, you know.

It's like she, she plays games. Otherwise, she would have just, she would have just had him served. But instead, she's like, oh no, I'm gonna serve you. Let's see how he reacts to that and tries to win me back from serving him. It's like, oh, you're both nightmares. Yeah, yeah, totally. So then it turns out he doesn't even want custody

of the child necessarily. He doesn't say like, I want custody of the child. He just says I'll leave that up to the courts, but I do want money. I do want the money, which is pretty gross. It's pretty gross and the lawyer is like well it looks like this could be a knockdown dragout fight. So that'll be fun. Yeah, oh my god. Well then they show coming up the rest of the season and it looks really good. Yeah, I feel like the season finally kicked in in the past like week or two. I feel like we kind of were sitting through

you know, the Hodgepodge of scenes that they were shooting quarantine or whatever. I'm curious because it seemed like the big finale was gonna be around this time. It felt like the season was heading towards that. We've got the wedding coming up and everything, but it looks like there's like a lot of content left. I mean, unless we're doing a really good job with the editing, they make it look like there's seven or eight episodes left, which I was not expecting. So, but it looks really good. So, I'm happy. If it finds it's, if the show has found its groove back again, I'm happy. If the show has found its groove back again, I'm happy. That always makes me happy because I feel like Atlanta has been out of its groove for a while.

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