Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Sprained Relations

Episode Date: August 16, 2022

The Real Housewives of Atlanta take a trip to Jamaica, where Kenya shows up late to everything and then gets mad at Sanya about it. Classic. Also, Drew sprains her ankle. It's a really action packed episode, what can we say? This week's premium bonus is a breakdown of the Real Girlfriends in Paris trailer. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So I had an extra, extra amount of time in the Orlando airport today. So that was a real special privilege for me. And I'm here and I'm back and I'm a little loopy. I've had three hours of sleep. I woke up about 12 hours ago and you know it's like this is joy and I feel honored to have flown across the country to come back and record a podcast. Well yeah if you got to fly back and do something, at least it's this, you know, jeez.

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It's a trailer breakdown, which we'd love to do, especially on a non-brabbo show. I mean, it's really so fun being so shallow on such a smart day, isn't it? It's great. It's great. I'm really excited. One thing that I got to do today in the Orlando air purps since I had time to myself is that I said, you know what? I'm going to start boning up on my house of the dragon and Game of Thrones lore for this. So I went to an article and I was immediately informed that all the characters of this show have like the same name and they're all married to each other.

So I'm like, okay, and I just, I sent it to you because it was hilarious that there's a renaz, arena, renaira, janeeris, janeera, jaciris, jahiris. And I'm not joking. There's an Aegon, there's Jinyariz, Jiseriz, Jihiriz. And I'm not joking. There's an A-gon, there's a young A-gon, old A-gon, A-gon, the con. I'm like, oh, this is gonna be real fun. I mean, and I'm actually serious.

I think it's gonna be hilarious. Watching us trying to sort out all these names that are different by like one letter, it's gonna be a trip. Yeah, we're still trying to get used to the difference between Shirei and Shiree and Sanya and Sonya. It's gonna be a trip. Yeah, we're still trying to get used to the difference between charay and sherry and sanny on. It's hard. But you know, I'm Lebanese.

I mean, my family is very like that. We had a family reunion and they had T-shirts that said incest is best. Oh, old country love and everybody, old country love and coming for some hugs. Not too close with your cousin. Not too close. Really cousin, not to close. Really getting into that Targaryen spirit.

But we're not all blonde though, but we do mostly have webtoes and hairy backs. So there's that. Well, looking forward to the f*** out of everybody in this audience. Let's go ahead and have'm gonna fuck it up. What a day. So, Real Housewives of Atlanta, they're on their trip. And it's, they're in Jamaica on day two. And we got a little tricksy to start out the episode,

which went something like, if you don't know about me, I'm about to show you. You don't remember this song? You cannot miss it. This is a very famous me, I'm about to show you. You don't remember this song. You cannot mess up. This is a very famous song. I don't know about me. Well, I'm about to show you. Or if you don't know about me,

what I'm about to show you. Oh, this is like one of the tricks. This made tricks. I'm not famous. I mean, this is like almost as famous as I am the queen. Oh, God save the queen. God save the queen. And guess what? The queen is me. Yeah, but the difference is that this song doesn't have a surprise to us in its lyrics the way the queen song does. Well, she is about to show you. She is. I apologize. I apologize for getting that wrong. And by the way,

here's the state of my mind. So I think it was Saturday. And I think it was in Orlando. We went to Applebee's where like, this will be a fun nostalgic thing to do. Go to Applebee's. Guess what? It's it's not as good as I remembered it. But the songs are playing. And I was like, oh my god, this is like a tricky monical song. I don't know what song this is, but I should have sammed it. And I'm like, I am going to play this song next time I want to segue out of whatever meal I'm having and make myself feel like I'm in like selling sunset right now. You know, whatever, like a meal ends on selling sunset, there's always some song that's

like, I'm'm gonna love myself. You know, that's what the song was. I used to think, I used to work at Applebee's on a 15, as you know, okay, for our repeating stories, but I used to think that they were putting something in the music that was just brainwashing us into thinking that food was good. That food has always been shit, okay?

I'm sorry Apple, me, I'm sorry, okay? But it's shit, you're shit, you're shit. And your philosophy is shit too. You called me a bad apple, you wanna call me a bad apple? Just because I didn't, that's not your nick-n-axe properly fucking guy. But I remember there was a salad there and the salad dressing was literally sour cream.

Mm-hmm. Guys, this isn't, this is a salad dressing. That's a very literally sour cream. That's a salad dressing. That's like very on trend right now. Well, this was in the 90s. That's because in your times would be like, here's a salad of, here's a salad of water crust kale and sour cream. Happy birthday, Tom, click you, by the way. Oh, happy birthday, Tom. Click here.

Did you mean to look like a cubald, Tom? Anyway, so Jamaica, day two and Shreya and Sanya are meeting in the lobby. And it's going to be, they they're gonna be going to Kingston. They're gonna be a little day trip to Kingston and all the women are supposed to gather at 8am and get on the bus to go to Kingston. Yes, and so far it's just Manieta and her husband Heath because they're new, so they're on time. Yeah, you always know the new cast members because they're always on time.

They can't pass on. And this episode is very like Sonya. Hey, where did you make up? Like she's just the whole thing is like being excited about a Sonya trip because it's her and her hometown and where she comes from. Well, really in America too, she's like a huge deal because she's an Olympic four-time gold medalist, right? Yeah. But she's a much bigger deal, I think, in her mind than she is anyone else's on vacation because you brought us to Jamaica, okay? And now we have to go on a bus trip to see your universal studios. She's like, look, it's where we filmed the picture, my tell! Yes!

Look, it's where I first had slouch of that beta cheese, yes! Yeah, everyone pretty much just wants to go to the beach and have pina coladas instead of having to drive like Sonja's hometown. It was very reminiscent of ladies of London when the woman went to Denmark and there was like one photographer and her husband was like,

Oh, I'm terribly sorry about all the paparazzi. You must have, I apologize. They're plaguing us right now. So many, so many flashing lights. It's intrusive, is it not? And it's just like one guy that was like clearly hired by a production. Yeah.

So upstairs, Marlow is getting her hair done with Adri and the florist, who basically looks like he's in jail. He's like, why am I here? Why? Yeah. So he's kind of sitting on the couch cross arms like, there's one again, right? So she's like, come on, we're doing the race today. I got a bottle of honey.

Yeah. I love getting your hair done by a florist. That's a real interesting touch. So he didn't have to do it, thankfully. He's just like spraying water on her. She's like, wait a minute, you're ruining my wig. He's like putting a terracotta spike into her hair. You're self-watering. Why do I have hair coming out of my ears? I'm sorry, I put the miracle grow.

So old habits. Old habits. Why does Ana Garton trying to take my hair and put into a vase? So, um, uh, it's a candy himself. Quiet florists. It was a rhetorical question. It don't get snippy with me. Flourish humor. And that water buds. I really wish I had some flower puns right now. Oh my god, if you're going to be so angry, why don't you just leave? Oh my god, three for three.

Now they're angry in the florist to get my card. Get my card. Why don't you pedal on out of here? It's a stretch. I admit it. So downstairs, Sonja and the lobby is like, Hey Drew! She's like, Drew, I got something just for you. And Drew's like, oh my God, really?

She's like, yes, a uniform. Ha ha ha ha. Well, I'm giving this to Drew everybody because usually you have to earn it, but since Drew's my home girl, and also Drew, you were a track star. Right. Well, do you use that term loosely?

Am I right? Am I right, audience? Am I right? Yeah, and we get like a flashback of yesterday on the bus, Drew goes, I was a track star, guys. I'm like, Drew. I mean, I understand, like, I know you were so excited. I know that you have music that LeBron James used to listen to

while he warmed up. I understand you're excited about all the exciting things you've done in your life that you claim. But don't start bragging about how you were a track star in front of Sonia in Jamaica, where there's like, saying bolt stuff everywhere. Like you just don't do this true. Yeah, that's like an actual track star.

Okay. And she says everyone's laughing her expense, which everybody loves. And she's like, but come on guys, my high school mascot was an Olympian. I'll say, wait a minute. Did your high school mascot become an Olympian or is your high school mascot like, well, here comes a mascot into Olympian? Like is that Mary Lou Retten? It's just like they just, it's wearing a big Mary Lou retten head. It's so awkward.

Who's short stabby fingers are those? The phone fingers, those are Mary Lou retten. How dare you call them short and stabby? Please welcome the Torrance N, Nadia, how many cheese? It's just fully not tracks ours at all. Please welcome the Laguna carry shrugs. They're just all gin-ness. So, um, Drew's like, oh, she just loves to pass around her Olympic gold medal, and now her uniform, we got it, you win the Yuma Biggs, we got it, okay?

I don't know, I feel like Drew is one to like really throw around her old credits too, so I don't I don't think she's one to talk. I know, especially when we get her acting class seen later on the show. Her method. Uta Hagen, okay. Uta Hagen this or please tell me Uta Hagen. You really need to smell it before you dial it. You know what I mean? It's not really in the right tense, but you get what I'm going for there, right?

The best part about Uta Hagen is their French vanilla. It's just so good. That's Hagen Baz. Oh, no, that was actually me doing Udo Hagen method as a Hagen Baz worker. My character likes ice cream, so. Guess you had to really be there or smell it or see it or feel it.

Point is, we get to go see everywhere Sonia's ever been in this town. So, they bored the bus and it's gonna be a two hour bus ride to go to her hometown. Fuck off with that. Okay, that's where I get off the bus and say, you know what, welcome to the show, hope you're success, I quit the show. Okay, I no longer need to be on TV. You find me to Jamaica, it's not a sunshort trip. And then you make me get on a two hour bus,

you fucking crap, with Marlowe and everybody else. No, I'm out. I'm out. I'd be okay with it. I find, I really enjoy driving on coach buses. Actually, I find that there's, they're relaxing. I'm on your with friends. I'm like, I'm down. I co-sign a coach adventure. Marlowe is, you is not going any trap that you plan. Okay, we already, we did go on a coach adventure back in January. In fact, I was that we did. Yeah, I was like,

and you were the one who came up with the idea. How about that? Hus and I'm like, hey guys, that's where I first got ice cream. We drive by a friend, liaison 84. So now Marlow breaks the ice, right? Because everyone hates Marlow right now. So she's like, Drew, you get on my damn nerves, but you're my new therapist, Drew. You're my new

therapist, everybody. Drew's my new therapist. And we see a clip of after the fight at the table last night, Drew, with Drew and Marlow were together in a room in one of their rooms. And Drew is doing a big dramatic scene. Like, now I know that you may not understand what's happening with my husband and my child, but communicate to me and how that affected my heart. It's like, oh God, how could they cut this scene?

She was giving her best to work. I know. Well, she was actually just doing the Udahogin method on Dr. Lonesden from Prince of Tides. So then Marla's like, yeah, so she apologizes. And then, you know, she's saying that she realized that she just was like reacting to her own trauma. And then the producer asks, candy, does candy feel like

Marlos should have apologized to her? And candy's like, I don't care who she apologizes to. I don't want to talk to her. I don't want to hear from her. I don't want to hear what she's got to say. I don't want her talking to me. I don't want her talking around her. I don't want to be her, I don't want her talking around me. I would just love it if we don't have to say, I don't want to talk to me, I don't want to talk to you around me.

I would just love it if we don't have to ride with her. And to me, this could be a candy burst song, couldn't it? I don't want to talk to her, I don't want to hear from her, I don't want to hear what you got to say, I don't want to talk to me, I don't want to talk to no round me Just want to be with Don't want to talk to her. Don't want to eat with her. Are you gonna? Yeah, you're still gonna eat alone I don't want no don't stop no around me So Kenya is missing so Kenya's late. They're all sitting on the bus waiting for her and Candy's like, um, I don't think she's calming. She said nobody checked on her and she didn't eat dinner last night And so she might need to eat this morning and she was like, well, we ate breakfast

Maybe it was her boo. Maybe she was with her boo last night Was she aware that they had complimentary warmlets? I would have gotten me out of bed. So now it's 825 and everyone's just scrolling on their phone. Can you just put it on lipstick? And so Sonja finally calls Kenya and she's like, hey, it's Sonja on a phone. And she asks if she's going to make it. She's like, we've got to go in five minutes. So you need to be down here. And Ken is like, well, I'll try to make it then. And then it cuts to Kenya just walking really slowly around her room, not ready, openly the curtain. It's like, wow, it's a daytime. I loved high daytime. Yeah, she's being ridiculous.

She's like, wow, look at that beach. That's a nice beach. I mean, a view she could have taken in all this time. So finally, 840, they just decided to leave. Which honestly, to me, that's 15 minutes too late, because you've already called Kenya, and she's already 25 minutes when you first call her. So they should have left a long time ago. So now they're driving off, and then Marlo tells us this important piece of information. I have not went to the bathroom. I cannot go.

I cannot go to the bathroom. So that's something that. It's a race day. So when you're on the line and it starts bubbling up in you and she's like, I'm not racing. I don't have the shoes and I'm going to poop my guts out. And she's like, I have an Olympic outfit. So they're like, yeah, Marlo's

going to try and wiggle out of this, but they will not, but don't worry, there's 30 places to stop first. So the bus stops and they get out. And she's like, I'd like to introduce you to two-time Super Bowl winner. Aaron Ross, everybody. Aaron Ross. It's like, hi, hello, I'm television and footballs,

Aaron Ross. Please welcome to Sonia's childhood home. She's like, it was number 32 over there. It was number 32 over there, sorry. I forgot that part of the speech, but it was number 32, it's right. Hey, let's see if we can get an auntie to come out. Could we roll this bus up to the queue line?

I think we're too far back from the, okay, rolling up, rolling up. Hey, that's Sonia girl. Hey, auntie. Hey, Sonia girl, that's San Diego. Hey, San Diego, it's good to see you. Hey, man, Yena, so I heard you finally got invited on a real housewise vacation. And what did you get to do? You saw the outside of a apartment building in suburban Kingston. Wow. I didn't see any celebrities I recognized, but an older woman did come out of the Mechs door home to Sonya's childhood home and signed my arm with the Sharpie.

So I was interesting. They said I was going to get to meet Bolt, you know, and then it was just, and Sharon just gave me an actual just bolt. I thought I was going to use it and I don't know why I thought that. But by the way, I have to say just going back very briefly to the bus ride when Marlow is saying she couldn't, she hasn't gone to the bathroom yet and Sonia is saying like, oh, well, once you get on that line, you get ready to get ready to get that bubblegum or whatever.

I was like, I am all for, unlike, unlike, you know, some of the other cast members, I am all for Sonia,ia talking about being gold medals I think that is so damn cool but that being said you don't have to really every single thing like you know the cure for constipation is getting on the line to start to run up 400 meter race like okay like that's that's that's not going to cure Marla right now. So back at the house, Sharon is, Auntie Sharon comes out and she's, you know, like, wait, I feel like it was like a Westworld scene where it's like, okay, the character is ready and go, you know, she comes up, look at

all. So it's, she's just like on a track. Yeah, she's like, just an NPC on this tour because it seems like they've done this tour before, you know. So she comes out and they're like, oh, isn't this crazy? My auntie is right here in the street. And so... And Mike already. Yeah.

And Sonia's like, oh, Auntie, she was always so accommodating. We played in her house, we played on the lawn. And Jamaica, you call everybody Auntie. So she's really like my auntie. She's really, really, it's like, wow, I know that that was supposed to be sweet. Like, wow, Jamaica, everybody's their auntie. So she's really like my auntie.

It's like, wow, feel special. Feels like mother's auntie. Yeah, yeah, thanks. Thanks. So now they're back on the bus bus and a lot of bus on this episode It got I must really start to be a real house off of Atlanta because you spend a lot of time waiting on that bus But they're talking they start talking about that guy that Kenya brought to dinner and how he like He like when he left you apparently what he really said was I'm gonna go change

I'll hit you up later and so they're joking that maybe Kenya was up late last night with him blah blah blah It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So then more importantly they arrive at a place called Devon House Which is this like super fancy ice cream. It's like as a state this ornate giant estate, but it's really an ice cream. It's like a state. This ornate giant estate, but it's really an ice cream shop, which by the way, no one told me Jamaica had an over-the-top ornate ice cream shop. Jamaica has now moved very high on my list of places to visit. Yeah, I'm surprised I haven't heard of that, but I thought it was very funny when they were

driving out, too, because we hadn't seen it yet. And she goes, okay, everybody, now we're going to go to get ice cream at Devon House. It's gated. And I was like, gated. What the hell? Kind of ice cream is this. I know. I'm afraid to go in there. Don't take me into a gated fucking ice cream plate. Am I going to get out? I'm like, am I going to let me out? And then when they when they do go into the ice cream place, it's not like the ice cream place itself is fancy. It's like any, like, you know, any ice cream probably might go into, you know,

it just has the big tub. Like I thought it would be also like a Mac, like an Apple store or something or like an espresso cafe, which I talked about a few episodes ago. I thought it would be like, you sit down at a table and someone comes with like a wooden box that's for drink.

It's like a freezer box and they open it up. It's like a suitcase and there's like selections and you choose one or something like that. But it was just like, it's just like going, it's like a nice place. Yeah, well it's in this like big mansion that they use for weddings and stuff. It's like a famous place I guess there

that just happens to have an ice cream place. She needs to learn how to sell it because I, I was like, well, a gated ice cream place and I was like, eh, and then Marlo, I feel like Marlo is still just such a child. I mean, you know, maturity levels, but also just how she asked for ice cream. She goes, are you good at sparkles? That was sprinkles. That was sprinkles. That was sprinkles.

Are you good at sparkles? That was sprinkles. That was sprinkles. Are you good at sprinkles? And Sonia was probably like, I have a gold medal at sprinkles. Rand is sprinkles for a hundred meter championship. And Jamaica, we call everybody sprinkles. So get it, it's going to be great. How is one, this is Reese's Pieces. We call them sprinkles here.

They're one sprinkles here. I don't know, sprinkles. Now, how does one exactly good at sprinkles? Does it mean like you get all like a lot of sprinkles? Usually you get a lot of sprinkles or something. I don't know. I thought that was so funny. Do you place your sprinkles properly? Like even or there are like clumps of sprinkles?

Like how are you going to do with your sprinkles? Yeah, I feel like the training program for good sprinkles. Like how are you going to do with your sprinkles? Yeah, I feel like the training program for good sprinkles is pretty short and quick. I think it involves like, hey, here are some sprinkles. Put them on the cone. Yeah, you did it. So, Mannyata is asking Candy how she feels

after the big argument last night. And she's like, yeah, I mean, I was just saying, like, stopping a hypocrite, like you're coming after Ralph or not adopting this kid, but then you're going through all this stuff with your own neat nephews. And it's just weird. And then she came after my husband. How dare you disrespect my, my Todd.

How dare you? Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then also Shereza's asking Marlow like how about everything went down. And Marlow's like Marlow turns the shrewd goes, yeah, I'm like, how the hell did that happen? I love when Marlow about everything went down. And Marlow was like, Marlow turns to Shrankos, yeah, I'm like, how the hell did that happen? I love when Marlow does that. How the hell did that?

How did it go so left after I insulted Candie's career and husband? How did that happen? Yeah, that's always Marlow. She's like, what, what I do? So then Sonia, Candia arrives. Okay, she gets her own transportation. So she arises not two hours late, but to be fair it was a two hour drive or what we were

told it was a two. So anyway, who cares? She's there, but she's late. So Sonia first doesn't really make a big deal out of it. And Kenya's dancing all over the place like, it's me Kenya, you do the sprinkles. You know, like, no accents and stuff. But then she's like, Sonia, okay, let's have a, or Kenya, let's have a seat and talk.

All right, Kenya, my dear. Now tell me, why couldn't you show up for me? I feel like if it was your trip, there's nowhere wouldn't be there. Something has changed between us. Please go while I lick this ice cream because I really don't care about this conversation and they're just making me have it. So go ahead. Yeah, so Kenya's, Kenya's like, well, as far as me being

here, everything you plan for so far, I've been on time for, and then they do a montage last night, one hour late, this morning Mrs. Butte Barcher, 30 minutes ago, two hours late. Those are the only two events they've had. And she's been very late to both. So Kenya's like, well here's what happened. I had a conversation with Brooklyn. It was disturbing because for the past few weeks she doesn't want to talk to her dad and he doesn't want to come to Atlanta. And I try hard to not let this. ho ho, stand there, ho ho, think I'm big enough. I was like, okay, it's officially old now.

It's a fish, I'm over right now. I'm over. And thankfully, so with Sonia. I know, I really liked Sonia picked up on it. She's like, she tells us, every time I call you out on something, can you bring up your ex-husband how it's affecting your child? And she's like, I don't buy it, I don't buy it, which is good.

So, and by the way, I thought that Sonia was, I think Sonia pulling candy to the side and being like, what's different was like a very mature way of doing it because it was Marlow being like a full at the table of confrontation. So, you know, for Kenya to be like such a dick to Sonia, I think that Sonia is like giving her way more than other cast members

would in terms of like courtesy. Well, can you just giving her more respect to because anyone else can you would have gone off? And now she's like, and both times she's been like, oh, it's my traumatic. X has been drama, you know, instead of getting really pissed off. Yeah. Well, I think that also, Sanya, we haven't seen much of it, but I think Sanya can hold her own in an argument. Like, she's sort of been cast in this light as this kind of follower desperate to be accepted when these shitty parties.

But I think we've seen flashes of her when she's upset, whatever, like, you can't, I don't think you can walk all over her because she's upset, whatever, like she's like, you can't, well, I don't think you can walk all over her because she's running too fast. But yeah. So now they're back on the bus. They're starting to go back on the bus. So Marlos on the bus with Kathy and she's like,

So, Gandy, Gandy, Gandy, Gandy, Gandy, Marlos. What are you talking to me, Marlowe? Yeah, she's gossiping about Porsche. She's gossiping about Porsche. I'm a RDR, I'm a RDR. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Portia rules Royce you see that candy she's like What are you talking to me? She's like well girl you're so silly you're not you're not still so a motherfucker mad are you and candy goes girl Mara girl, okay fine. I won't say anything bitch. I can't just like don't say anything Candy goes bitch shut up

And she goes okay, well I can talk to you. Okay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, can he grow up, candy, grow up, candy, grow up, candy. Yeah, I think Kenny is, and can he? Oh, she's saying candy, candy, candy. I just wrote multiple keys. I guess I didn't have to write the name down. So Kenny is like, why are you listening to anything she's saying?

She needs the attention. 12, 12, can you have more hair there? And Marlowe says, I'm sorry I heard your feelings. I'm sorry. And Kenny's like, keep your mother fucking sorry. You just keep your sorry. So then we go to the stadium and the greeted property. Yes. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, well, I'm just sure they keep changing they change it because it's I thought it was But then the caption say boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom I want you to mind. I think it's Bapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapap Yeah, so this is like the bridge of bomb. We're finally because mmm, but, mmm, but, mmm, but, mmm, yeah, well, oh, okay, let's just get to that.

I apologize the country to make up. And to the hands and brothers. So now they get to this track. It's like the national stadium. And Sonia's like, she tells them that she used to run one lap in 48 seconds, which is crazy. Like that is certifiably insane. And so she tells us a little bit about her background. And she was like running for Jamaica, but then made the decision to move to America because there'd be more resources and people were upset at first, but then like Jamaica came around and like accepted her as her own

because it was like she was running for Jamaica, but she was an American. But she was running for Jamaica. Yeah, so she's like, okay, now watch me run everybody. Ross is like, no, here I am. Two times Super Bowl champion, televisions, and footballs, Aaron Ross. Please welcome to the track. Son you're all.

We are. Son you start running and then they're like, oh my god, it's on you so fast. This is crazy. Son you're fast. Yeah. And so then it's like, and now for part two of the track and field doubleheader drew versus Marlowe. I mean the fact that they have Marlowe running in is kind of hilarious. So Kenya's like, I think that Marlowe may be weighed down by all the LIpo undergarment she's wearing.

Well, then Marlowe sure shows her which he comes out near outfit. She's wearing like a little like sportsマーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。マーラーのスポーツは何かを聞いてみようとしています。 And then it's time to run. I'm already at listen. I'm so sorry you guys, but I'm literally starting,

my eyes are starting to clump. Things that I don't like are that traumatized me. I don't cry, and I'm gonna upset about it. I go to sleep, okay? That's how I eat something, and then I go to bed. So running, this is a lot of running. I feel very bullied by running. I could never run in school.

I always felt like I was gonna die. And then they would yell at me like, run it your behind again. You're always last. Now do some pull ups. And I couldn't even do the girl hangs. I mean, I'm so traumatized. I can't with this.

I hate this scene. I'm starting to hate Sonya because of this scene. Fuck you and you're running bullying. I'm over it. I'm not taking it. I'm an old person now. I don't have to do anything. I don't want to.

So fuck you and fuck this episode. I'm out. I got it. I'm in it, I'm not taking it. I'm an old person now, I don't have to do anything, I don't want to, so fuck you and fuck this episode. I'm out! I got it. I mean, the president's physical fitness test that we had to do like once or twice a year was like, just, my mom's just called the Ben Mantleker Day of Trauma. Do it sit up, I'm trying. So, anyway, yeah, there's gonna be this race.

And Kennedy says that she's not gonna bet on Marlow because it could be the horror race and I'm still not betting on Marlow, even though I know she'd win. I love the idea that there's a horror race. Yeah. I had to rewind it because I was like, did she just say even if it's a horror,

did she call her a horror? So I was like, that is so rude. I'm a rewant it. And I was like, the horse, the horse. The horse. Yeah. The horse. So they run and they run.

And Marlow's boot falls out. And Marlow wins by like a toe, which is crazy. I feel like Drew lost the Marlow. That's like, that's, that's just very funny to me. So. Drew's Drew, I mean, did anyone really think Drew could win against anybody? But she lost the Marlow.

So then they like, you know, then they, you know, they get the finish line. There's a lot of jumping and happiness. And like, oh my god, and Drew like starts to run away. She's like doing some sort and Drew, like starts to run away. She's like doing some sort of gag. She starts to run away. She trips and falls. And she's down on the ground.

I was like, oh my God. So then Ralph is out there and he's got his hands on her on her foot. He's like, he's like, is this the ankle? That hurts. Is this the same one? Is this the same one last year? And she's like, yeah, it's the same one.

And we see it last year. It's the other foot that was in the boot. So yeah, he's doing like a thing where he's rolling her foot around. And he's like, yeah, roll on your bed. Roll on your, like, oh, that hurts. Yeah, you feel it. Yeah, that's your ankle, all right. But I don't think it's your Achilles ripped or what? Okay, this is going in the forward. Anybody in my phone, okay? All right, get it from this single. Just like Drew's face all scrunched up and like double-gint because she's in rock, paper. Got the back cover. I got the full picture.

Finally got it. And then Kenya, you know, she's like, oh, Drew, don't cry, Drew. This like, this faux sincerity is if Kenya cares about Drew. So then in the middle of all this, a lady arrives, dressed in black, and she's like, then what do they say? The minister's arriving, the minister's arriving,

so Marl is like, oh, I gotta put on my pants because the minister's arriving because she thinks it's like a religious minister, but it's the minister of sports. Yeah, so she's like, oh, but she is like a good, religious minister type because they're like, oh, sorry, because someone fell and she's like, can I check on her?

I was like, that's real sweet. It's like she's on her way out, you know, can I give her her last try? She's like, you've done a very good job in this world. You never really dropped it with, but, you know, you tried. And that's all that really counts. All right, someone hand me that pillow. Hand me the shot. Hand me that pillow. Hand me the shot, me that pillow. We have to shock him.

We can use the starter gun. We can use that. You know, you never really dropped it with Drew, but you dropped it as Drew. Turns out you don't need the Uda Hagen method to just be yourself. All right. So she goes to the hospital.

And I love that they I love that they gave the doctor like a little line. She you just see her and drive in the hospital and then you hear it's confirmed it's in Achilles tear. She's like did you hear that? It's in Achilles tear which sex apparently those really hurt like hell. So't have to do that one. Well, but also the recovery for an Achilles injury is like months, like at least six months. So like that, that honestly say what you will about Drew, that sucks because she just got finished with one from falling off the stage. And now she has a new one falling over at a stadium. So poor girl, I don't wish a double Achilles injury on anyone, especially if you're trying to launch a pyramid scheme about exercise weight loss

and how you can't do it. Yeah. I think it's just a sign to stop performing because if one is on the stage and then the other is when you're trying to perform at a race, I think God's like, stop, just stop. Stop moving when you're trying to perform at a race. I think God's like stop, just stop. Stop moving. You're moving too much. Stop performing. So then let's see, it's my time now. It's, yes, nighttime and now they're heading back and we get a very quick but essential scene

of Sonia saying, oh, by the way, tomorrow, I have to film my thing for I fit. And she invites Kenya and Shire because they both express interest, but she invites everyone, but she said, but you really directs it towards them. And she says, but by the way, the bus is leaving at 9.30 AM. Okay. So like that is like the key scene that happens. Yeah, and she's like, listen, and you don't have to be there if you don't want there's no pressure, but the bus is leaving at 9.30,

if you're not there, then I'll leave. Like the rest of you can go on a boat ride or whatever, it'll be fine. So everyone's like, okay. So then, um. Okay.

And now, it's the ultimate of the camera. I'm like, I'm gonna be a bitch. So now it's 9.30 in the morning the next day. And Kenya is calling and she finds out the I fit bus has left her. Yeah, it is my 30 when you're calling. Well, actually, it's 9.30 and Marlo gets on the bus with her florists and they leave.

And at 9.50 am, Kenya's on the phone with the concierge calling and he tells her the bus left 20 minutes ago, aka on time. Ah, so Marlowe's like, well, I don't know where Sherin can you are, but that's not my problem. I was on time for once in my life. So now we go to the commercial shoot. I'm your trainer and I'm sorry can we do that again? I'm Ross, your name is Ross, a featuring Olympics. Ah! Ross, you do this speech every time we give the bus to her, Ross. Just pretend you're giving the bus to her. He's like, but there's cameras here. Just do it, Ross. He's like, I am two-time super, super bowling winner, Ross. You don't bowl. I got I got okay all right all right roll

the camera. All right. Give my regards to Broadway remember me unhaired. No that's not it. I can't say. Maybe now my baby, my baby, my baby, on a Ross, just say your name Ross. So it's all your red. She's like red. So they finally get their line or he finally gets his line and right when he gets it right, he's like, and I'm Ross, two times Super Bowl, and other stuff that I've done that's really great. And Marla's like, ah! She squeals because she's so happy for him and they all just stare at her like, you fucking idiot. She's like, I'm gonna go over here.

So now it's 11am, and Shreysere is in the lobby with Moneda and Heath. They're just sitting there. And Kenya joins. She's like, there you guys are. And Shere starts saying that they got uninvited to the eye fit shoot because, you know, like they were down there, like no one was there. And Kenya is like, yeah, I mean, we got ready.

I called her. And she did not answer for hours. And she says, I was early. I was early. And I called her and she didn't answer. Monio does like, yeah, Sonia probably did not disinvite him, okay. So then we go back to Marlo and she sits down with Sonia and Sonia's like, well, where's Sheré and Kenya?

I lost my phone so I don't know if they texted me. So did you hear anything? And Marlo's like, well, I have no idea, but she said, she tells us, she said whoever wants to come can, and so I got myself transportation, because that's the kind of friend I am. Mm. Well, that sounds weird.

If you were down there at time, wouldn't you have had the bus at 9'30, or was there not any driving, was there not transportation for anybody? Or was there transportation? Sonny is bus. I thought that she, I seem to remember that she got onto a bus, but you know, again, I watched it three in the morning. So what do I want to do? She come onto a bus. Yeah, but it, I guess it wasn't Sonny is bus. I guess that hotel just took her on another bus. I thought what she was saying, maybe it was that. I thought what she was saying was just like, I asked and they told me, I figured it out.

I thought that's what I thought she was saying. But either way, she did figure it out in some way, somehow. So then we go over to Candie who's checking in on Drew and Ralph's in the room and he's like, he needs to go to the gym. He's like, oh, Candie, I going to need you to take care of my baby. Make sure she's good. Can you hold her down?

And don't forget, smile at the camera, which is that little book I put on top of the TV. I'm going to need you to take care of my baby, which technically makes you a step pair of wall and gone. So do you need any chips before I go? So he leaves and candy tells us that she has an audition As she says her coins always come first invocation later. So she has decided to Sit down with Drew so that way they can run lines together And you know the worst person you know the worst person to ask to

Run your plans with you is an actor. You know, it seems like that wouldn't be the truth, but it is. I believe that. Because of course, here comes the actor and making it all about themselves. So she's like, okay, I'll do this. Now first, do you have the five senses when you break down your characters? It's the hoodahoggin exercise, you know, Uda. Come on, you're good with Uda, right? So we're going, you've already done that. Did you, Uda,agen exercise, you know, Uda. Yeah, come on, you're good with Uda, right? So you've already done that. Did you, Uda in your room? I'd have, I'd have appreciated if you don't,

Uda in my room. And Ken is like, ah, and so, Jew is like, oh, you know, it's the Uda Hagen method. So basically, it grounds you as an actor and helps your character develop. So you understand your mannerisms and how you're gonna become this character.

So like, here's what I do. I try to envision something with this character. So like, is there a desk? Am I standing? Am I at IKEA? Is there a sofa? Is the sofa available in the warehouse downstairs? Or is it on back order?

All these, where are the small pencils? So I can write down, it's a lot number. What's the smell I'm smelling? What is that? Is that a hospital? Is it hospital smell? Which I loved. Am I called back to Salt Lake City?

Is it hospital? Is it Jamaica? What does it feel like? Is it cotton? Is it rayon? I mean, is it a rayon hospital? Or is it a cotton Jamaica? I really just don't know, you know?

Is there noise? Are there steel drums playing? What should my volume be? Should be very quiet. Am I in a silent part of the house? Am I in space? Is this an outer space? Am I in an IKEA in space? That's made of wool. Tell me am I a tiny person and is that a building or is it a flower and has Rick Moranis messed around with my cereal? Is there a giant ant walking towards me right now? Am I in a spoon of milk? And Candy just in the confessional

just looks at the camera and does her. Ha! Ha! Ha! He's so annoyed. And she's like, okay, so for this scene, just act like you're talking to Marlow. Okay, that's all I gotta say.

So just act like you're talking to Marlow. Okay, that's all I got to say. So just act like you're speaking of Marlow so, you know, and of course she doesn't do her lines with her at all. She lectures her on what a great actor she is and then changes it to gossip. Yeah Exactly. She's like, I feel like Marlow is trying to get into Sonia's head. Oh, is Sonia's head? What does it smell like? Does it smell like strawberries? Does it smell like ice cream from the fancy place?

I just need to know before I go on with this gossip. Sanya's head. Protein, shaken Wheaties. That's what it smells like in here. Delicious. So, you know, she's probably trying to manipulate her. And Marlow has that stuff about Sanya. And, you know, it's not something I'm going to speak on.

Dun, dun, dun. So, Katie goes, like what? has that stuff about Sonia and you know it's not something I'm gonna speak on So Kenny goes like what and Drew goes well, she did say that Sonia was a sarcup I'm like wow you really gave an easily drew. She's like I'm not gonna speak of it. What do you mean? Well, she did say this Yeah And it was just a thing where Marla's like well, I mean, I know she did I know she didn't invite you But why would she invite Kenyan Candy? Is it because they have more followers? Like, they already know all of this. Like everybody already knows this.

This isn't an implant, right? Marlow already yelled about this at a dinner. So Drew's like, and I mean, now that they've gotten close, I'm like, is it real? Because Marlow just seems messy. Yeah. And so then we cut to Marlow talking to Sonia going, lift me up.

And like, where are you fall short? If I've got the strength, I should be able to lift you up too. That's amazing thing, man. That's an amazing, beautiful thing. I'm like, okay, I love Marlow giving inspirational speeches now that she's at a posh fashion shoot. I know, give her three weeks when she's yelling, it's Sonia now.

This is always how Marlow butters you up before she eviscerates you. So then, the other ladies, other ladies who stayed behind go to a catamaran party. And Kenya's twirling around on the dock going, I'm ruining my Tom Ford. Oh, I've got options up here. Small. Oh, she's looking at their butt.

She's like, yeah, I've got options. There's small medium and extra large. So they get onboard the SS Chakokat and then there's like, I thought it was just going to be them just sitting there on a boat just having cocktails, but like, there's like a DJ and can you just get something Mike and she's like, my name is Sonja Richards Ross and I am a four time Olympic champion. We want to welcome you to this amazing, but right. And then she's basically talking to Sonya on the mic. Yeah. She's like, let's. Well, they eat snacks and they ask Shere about she by Shere,

and she's like, oh, it is going down. And she's like, I haven't even said I'm just grinding because I'm putting in a presentation in three weeks. They're like a fashion show. No, it's worth a fashion spring summertation presentation, possibly. People might be wearing clothes in a building I have yet to rent. Yeah, Sherey basically is like really nervous

about our fashion show, so she has downgraded it from fashion show to fashion presentation in case all of her pieces don't come in, because apparently that is still a possibility 12 years later. A presentation. So, Ken is like, you need a model? And she tells us, I'm former Miss USA and a formal model. Are you kidding me? I have walked runways of many people, not designers, but runways to runways. As Kenya starts modeling, she starts prancing back and forth. And then Maniada starts doing it too.

And Maniadas are doing splits and everything. And so Shreys, Kenya, I love Dealy, but you're a video fix and days are over. I'm looking for a more classy runway model that represents my brand and can really show off a dick print well. Classy. It was so now it's time for dinner. And everybody's gathering.

Asanya sees Marla on her way and Sherej joins them. They walk together and Sherej is's like so what was that an invite because I was supposed to go with you was it just presentation instead of a photo shoot or what happened? Did I get downpainted? Yeah, and Sonny was like oh, we're not we're not doing that you didn't show up and she's and she's like I did not Uninvite you girl and she's like, but why was I not there though? So I was like, well, you tell me why you weren't there. She was like, I was in the lobby at 9.30

and then they show a flashback of Sherei sitting on the beach at 9.30. And she says, listen, I left and then I went straight to work and I lost my phone somehow. And so Sonny is getting annoyed now, right? So Marlowe's like, well, when I got there, Sonia asked me where you were. She was very sad. You weren't there.

And Sonia's like, look, I just thought you purposely didn't come. And she's like, no, no, no, that's not cool. And that's not going to fuck. Can I lean on you while I fix my shoe? She was sure. She was sure. Yeah. She's like, well, I'll give you a pass, but you might not get one from Kenya. By the way, Kenya showed up, they took their, they took a bus and everything, Kenya's

like, I'm here on time, I'm here on time. And she's like making a joke, like, oh my god, like Sonia is such a Nazi. That's like, that's how it works, okay? Like that, Sonia is the right thing, that bus left at 9.30 and then the very next thing, can you show it up on time? So it works. I remember the tour guide in Japan they had, that lady who was like,

you are not allowed to be late and I think they left without Nini one day. She was like, nope, it's 30 seconds late. We're leaving right now. She was great. Because it really is the most obvious, tired power move to just make everybody wait and be an asshole because it really is the most obvious tired power move to just make everybody way and be an asshole. Yeah, it really is.

It's just such a dick move and you know you're doing it's like they show can you like walking around a room not even dressed talking about the beach being pretty. Yeah, it's just an obvious lame move of disrespect. So like at least put some creativity into it, you know? Yeah, so now they go to a place called Rose Hall for dinner and Marlow is like, wow, Rose Hall is amazing. I mean, Sonic keeps getting better and better. I mean, she started from the shit

and baby, she's all the way up to sugar. Please tell me those are for your place in this place. Please. And the waiter's like, hello, welcome to Rose Hall. I was like, oh, no, why'd you put the nervous waiter on? I know. Rose before hose, am I right? So Todd's like, that was a good one.

So yeah, he gives like a presentation about the dinner and he is like, he is nervous. And they've been to your cheers. And Candy is like, I feel like this is what they were trying to set up on the last episode, but it got botched. Candy is like, hey Ralph, when are you going to read an excerpt from your book, which no one cares about, except maybe Drew, because she just curious to know what any of it is, you know? So Ralph is like, oh, well, since, yes, I'm gonna see.

I've been read it. Yeah, so he stands up and presents to the table. He's like, okay, I'm just warning you, this is extra meaningful because this is step parenting. Okay, it's very, very meaningful. Okay, you must define family, not in love, but in love and hearts and love and gigabytes. If you don't have enough gigabytes of storage to store all of the secret footage

you filmed about your family, to prove how much you love them, and that you know what they're doing while you're in Tampa, so you can yell at them to prove that you love them even when you weren't there to see them doing the first place. You know what I mean? Stop parenting, guess, killing it. By the way, at the wedding, I was at last night. There's

a girl at my table and she's saying how like a coworker, she lives in Tampa. So we're just being small talk about Tampa. And she said, oh, yeah, one of my coworkers, he actually lives in Atlanta, but he commutes down to Tampa and so he'll drive down and he'll spend the weekend Tampa and then he'll drive back up he'll spend the weekend Tampa and he'll drive back up and he's just like talking about it like whatever and I was like in my mind, it's like, do you work with Ralph Pittman? That's like this is, this is where if you're saying your co-worker drives from Atlanta to Tampa, like my brain just says Ralph Pittman, like you're working with Ralph. Red flag Ralph.

Is there a camera at the table? So, um, uh, yeah, so Ralph is reading more. By the way, his book is called The Step in Parenting. Get it? Because it's like, you're a step in parent, but you're also a step parent. This is like kind of, I don't know, I kind of thought that's what it meant. You also get all, he's also, it's a shame that he also was on actor because then maybe he could be the step-in wolf parent When I was becoming a step-parent I decided this room smells like vanilla cinnamon and It feels like

feels like rayon corduroy and tastes like Just say tangerine honey. Tangerine, all right, it's tangerine. I have long way to hear. I'm on a beach, but here's the thing. No, there's no book. No one tells you that there's a book on step parenting.

Guess what? There's not on parenting either, okay? He's like, no one is taught how to be a step parent. That's what parents say to, like my mom, you know, everybody's mom, I think at some point was like, well, there was no class on how to be a parent. Like, actually, there were there were class. So yeah, Ralph goes, I thought I had all the answers and I realized I didn't. I'm like, why are you running a book then? If you don't have the answers, and he goes, and I know the other people are also going to the same situation because no

one has taught how to be a stepfather. So assuming the role of a parent to a child that is not biologically yours can prove to be complicated at best, kind of like setting up a mobile cam in a teddy bear. Am I right? I took on the role of that and jumped in head first without any instruction manual. The lesson learned, tell them you want to adopt them, but then never do it. Thank you, the end. And then he says this.

This is where he gets a lot. Everyone's like, really like, wow, it's so deep because the more safe places that we've had to create raw, honest, and transparent conversations, the more we can learn and grow together, the greater this book revealed my story, my truth and lessons. I learned along my journey to put the step in parenting. And everyone's like, wow, and Todd is honest. He's like giving a standing ovation. I'm like, he didn't even say anything.

That sentence meant nothing. That was just a big empty sentence with buzzwords. I still don't understand what it means. This is what this is what I learned to put the step in parenting. I don't get it. What does that mean? Explain it to me somebody. So Drew's like, oh my God, I'm fighting back tears. Honey, a pinkie's twitching.

It's my character. It's my character. I'm arriving at Ellis Island. I just came in from Poland years 1902. I'm seeing Lady Liberty for the first time. The future is ahead of me. I feel it Ralph. I feel it. But where's mommy? Where's mommy? Somewhere out there. It's about my book right now, babe. I'm in a sweatshop, I'm in a sweatsh... and I'm friends with the bird. I am friends with the bird now. So let's see. He's like, I don't need a piece of paper telling me I'm JoJo's father, which is great.

You know, I mean, look, that's fine, but don't tell the kid, like we're so excited to make you, you know, my official son or whatever, and then don't do it, you know? That's the only thing I feel bad for. Sam, that's exactly, I feel exactly the same way. I totally believe that, like, I actually, Ralph says he doesn't need a piece of paper to tell him I'm the father. I think that's totally, you know, real, but I just, it is, doesn't need a piece of paper to tell him I'm the father. I think that's totally real, but it's like the thing to pro.

Don't say you're going to adopt him and then don't do it. That just feels like you're going to mess with a kid a little bit there. So then Drew's like, yeah, I'm going to cry. And as he goes, he's opening up in ways that he's never opened up about just like, because he's fucking performing in ways that he's never opened up about just like, because he's fucking performing you fucking dope. He's standing up and giving a performance at dinner and writing some bullshit, but give me a break, Drew. These two are so ridiculous. By the way, I have to say, love them on the show. I hope they never get fired.

I know. I was so shocked when they were on the second season. Now I'm like, please keep them on. I just love our resident and grifters.ters. So then Drew is trying to have this moment for Ralph to help sell this book and they're trying to really talk about it. And then Kenya just doesn't care because she wants to start a fight with Sonia about the bus. So she's talking to Shere and she's like, I didn't even talk with her.

And Shere is like, oh well, had a conversation with her and she said you guys didn't show up. Yes. had a conversation with her and she said you guys didn't show up. Yes, and um, saw me as like, uh, wait, yeah, sure. And then she ran like, no, she ran to Sonya, our whispering about something. So it can't just like, what, wait, what, she ran to tell me you told her we didn't show up. I called you twice. Did you call back? Did you check on me? And she's like, um, what thought you were on a catamaran? What am I supposed to do? Stop working so I can call and say, hey, I got to call the girls. See where they are. What am I supposed to do? Say, hold on, I fit. Hey, girls,

it's me. I'm a Jamaica. Where are you doing? I can't do that when I'm at work. Can I? I was like, yeah, actually, I do expect that. So, Sonia is like, she's like, why do you want it? Why do you want to fight about this? Like, she's like, you know, if Kenya really wants to be there, she could have called a cab like she did the day before. Yes, okay. So Kenya has been trying to start a fight with Sonia and it's not working.

And so this is what happens. Now Kenya is just going to make herself showing up late and missing the bus, Sonia's fault, which makes no sense. But can you just been trying to start it ever since that, you know, she was being rude to her at Sonya's house as Sonya let it go. Then she was hung up on her about the couple saying, Sonya let it go.

Then she like blatantly was an hour late to dinner. Sonya let it go. Then she bl- You know, she's late to everything. She misses everything. And Sonya just keeps letting it go. And it's making Kenya crazy because she's trying to go to her into a fight and it has not worked. Yeah. So Kenya is like, that's how you treat your guests. And son is like, Kenya, I was working. But you have like, if you have a break, right? And then she's like, I felt like

you won't invited me. I went to the lobby and by the lobby, I mean the beach and by the beach. I mean, the gift shop. The way I know that I was there, I was particularly at your shoot and you would do it, ignored me entirely. But just so sure it knows, being uninvited means, hey, you guys are no longer invited. It doesn't just ditching you. I don't know where she got this uninvited in, but she keeps saying it over and over. And so Marla's like, one at a time, one at a time.

And can you guys, we can tap on, we want to. And Roscoz hold on, hold on. I am two time super bowl champion and television personality, Aaron Ross. You got it, Ross, you got your lines. Don't fuck with my wife. And Marla goes, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun She seems so controlling. I'm scared for her. You know that now Kenya is gonna start like a campaign against Ross like a Yeah, Lord of Wisps. Yeah, they show it in the previews. That's exactly where can you go straight to it? Yep God bless. Oh God bless us everyone. Well everyone. Thank you so much for being with us today We'll be back next week. It's always we'll be back all week every day Also go check out winter is crappeting if you're a game of Thrones fan

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