Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Talkin' Spit

Episode Date: March 24, 2020

The Real Housewives of Atlanta trip to Greece reaches its thrilling conclusion with the one thing we're all trying to avoid: spit. Actually, not quite. Nene merely pretends to spit (but she does in fact manage to throw a peanut / piece of popcorn). We break down all the madness in today's episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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What's up, man? How is, uh, how is, uh, staying at home treating you right now? Oh, just loving it, having the time of my life. Actually, I do, I am having fun. It is weird being stuck and not being able to go to home goods and stuff, but yeah, I'm having fun and being very productive. I'm organizing my cabinets and talking to myself

and making Nancy videos. Great. Well, I mean, there is, I will say like a small silver lining that I'm finding is that by removing all the clutter of whatever obligations there are outside the house, you know, like haircuts and useless shopping, like home goods, et cetera. I do find that I have more time to do things.

So by the way, I have been delinquent on putting out the newsletter. So my plan is tomorrow to get the newsletter, at least get that that ball rolling, you know. And you know, it's been fun cooking shit every all the time. There's been there's definitely been an upside to hunkering down, I think. Yeah, I've been doing a lot of cooking too. And I've been doing a lot of YouTube video cooking video watching. It's for sure. Yeah. I think the sad thing is, I'm definitely going through my food much faster than I

anticipated. So that's like a little stressful, but, there'd be 9,000 pounds. That would be 9,000 fucking pounds, like I cannot stop. It doesn't even matter what it is. It's like the lamest shit ever because you can't go to the grocery store, you know? So it's like, hmm, maybe I'll have some potatoes with some, what else do I have in here? Some mayonnaise and chocolate chips. Sounds great.

Alright. That's a great snack, you know, it turns out if you like to binge It doesn't matter what you're binging on It's food and you can eat it Yeah You can still gain 900 pounds. It's amazing. I know I am just I just could feel my clothes tightening around me and just all the carbs just nothing but carbs and the first week I was like, you know, I know I'm taking on a lot of carbs,

but I'm also not eating out as much. And I actually think that like, even eating carbs at home a lot is better than eating out meals, you know, etc. I was like trying to rationalize that, like, by cutting out all the food that I normally get ordered in or go out to eat, that I'm actually eating healthier overall.

But then today I woke up and my shirt was like, I don't like, uh oh. But there's nothing I can do about it. It's coronavirus. But that being said, just a public service announcement, people stay home. Okay, stay the fuck home. I don't wanna hear any excuses.

Like literally the only excuses you have to go to grocery store or the pharmacy. Don't want to hear anything else or you're an essential employee because this weekend I went on to Instagram unrolled this new sticker. Did you see this? The sticker that says, stay home and basically when you use that sticker on your IG posts, it's like a tag and so it shows up on your feet. You can click on everyone who used the sticker, right?

So I clicked on it and I was like, what is this? And the first thing I see is I see three muscle gaze crammed together in a Jeep and they are headed to Venice Beach to do a beach workout because they're gonna be, they're gonna be socially distant because they're working out on a beach. But they're crammed together in this Jeep together.

Shirtless, great bodies of course, but shirtless. So like I'm just, I'm not a doctor, but I imagine that's like more opportunities for sweat and things to wick off of you. And they put the thing that says stay home. I'm like you are literally not even home. You're actually doing the exact opposite. You're in a Jeep Huddled together shirtless and you're using to stay home. I mean, please They just need to have a stay shirtless fix thing for the gaze, you know stay hot I mean, I'm okay with that stay shirtless. Stay hot, but like

How about stay smart too? You know, the, and then I, I run in Canyon, you know, I went on, I was like, I saw enough, I saw enough stupid IG stories where people were putting stay, like stay home while they were out in public with other people. I was like, do you guys not even realize what that sticker means? You'd not understand English language, stay home. And so I went on, I went to click on the tag or the location for running in Canning just to see all the Instagram posts. And it's just like post after post after post of people proudly declaring that they're staying,

I'm being socially distant, socially distant, I'm six feet away, I sell she distant. I'm like, do you realize that while you're saying that you're socially distant, all the people around you are also declaring that they're socially distant. And if you all turned around, you'd realize you're all next to each other declaring that you're socially distant. I mean, it was, it's just drives me nuts.

Oh, good. At this point, I'm just worried about keeping my own damn family inside. It's like, okay, that golf is not socially distant. Okay. Playing canasta with your friends, not not being socially distant. Okay. Blankanasto with your friends, not not being socially distant. Okay, let's all just relax. Maybe people are confusing emotional distance with social distance, okay.

But honestly, like don't be cavalier about this. If your community is like kind of chill right now and you're lucky enough to not have a big outbreak, that's great, but it's gonna probably come to you and you need to stay a social distance that way the communities that are really suffering that have like explosions of cases can pull resources from you guys to help over there. Okay, so everyone just like, sit the fuck down, watch some TV, we'll be here to recap it for you. That's what we do. Stay inside pick up a hobby organize your organize your cabinets like Ronnie

Like really it's not that important that you that you go to Marshall's today. Yeah, just stay safe y'all Well now let's go to Check out the worst virus on Bravo, Neemie Leaks, shall we? Oh, wait, by the way, we should also mention Andy Cohen came down with coronavirus. That was the big bravo news that happened between us and between now and our last show So there it's impacting our community Yeah, it's officially gotten to us. Yeah Andy and Colin called 911. We have nothing else to say about it. We'll be better over there

Yeah, I have nothing really to say about. I mean, feel better. Feel better for sure. I hope he's okay. I guess we'll find out soon. Love making fun of you. Don't want you to die. Yeah.

So, you know, feel better. Yeah, sure. So let's go. Yeah, let's go over to Real Housewives of Atlanta because if I hear about coronavirus for five more seconds, I'm gonna poke my eyes out Okay Yeah, let's go to the the cliffhanger that had us in suspense for an entire week. Well, Nini leaks through a peanut And why is Kenya more calling popcorn a peanut?

calling popcorn a peanut. So why is she calling that piece of popcorn a peanut? Does she not see it? Is she just avoiding snacks in general? So she doesn't know what snacks are on the table. What's really happening? I think it was basically a low key gas lighting. She just wanted a gas light. Neenie is like, bitch, I have popcorn.

And I've been waiting this whole season to see Neenie spit on Kenya because that's been in the I don't want to say the news but you know the blogs or whatever and This was it she just she's better. She pretended to spit a popcorn seed out her Very small, you know, and honestly it was a very triggering thing to happen in this age of corona right now when we're trying to really keep our spit to ourselves The last thing we really need to see is Neenie fake spitting Yeah, cuz Neenie's corona would be the nastiest, you know, it would be the meanest version of corona So come my god that corona everybody else is some people got it mild but god the Neenie version really hurt my feelings The Neenie version wouldn't even admit that it gave it to you.

Be like, I did not give it to you. I did not give it to you. You call me a toxic virus, and then you eat that ice cream and that ice cream's just as bad for you. It's like, no, you're literally a virus, Neenie Corona. You'd be like coughing and then be like, oh my God, that cough sounded like somebody just called me a buffalo. That's so weird.

You're like coughing and the virus is like, but what about me? What about me what I'm going through? I'm like, I'm the one with a cough and you gave me. Like doctor, this virus is calling me fat. Is there anything we can do? It's so funny that you, the general population was infected about four hours ago.

Like, yeah, I know. I'm, I've got the Neenie virus. It runs about four and a half hours late. Oh, God. ago like yeah I know I'm I've got the Neenie virus it runs about four and a half hours late Okay, so ruined peaches at the ruins party Please assault me with the plea nut a peanut please go to jail again Yeah, so yeah, she does and then there's like a lot of crosstalk and Kenny is sailing all you do is talk shit Go away. Go away. And he's just going fuck you bitch of crosstalk and Kenny is sailing all you do is talk shit go away Go away and he's just going fuck you bitch fuck you bitch and Kenny just starts going bye

Bye Yeah, they just keep repeating themselves over and over and then Neen is doing that thing where she's pretending people have to hold her back while she spends while she spits invisible Seeds over it. Yeah. Yeah. And then Neenie's like, I'll spit in your fucking face. And she's like, who tries to spit on someone? And then we, every time something is said, we get another slow-mo shot of Neenie spitting an invisible popcorn seed. I know. Just keep showing it over and over and over again. And they include her audio too. So you hear her going,

all spit on your ball of walking face. She also says at one point, I guess she has like a pen or something and she goes, stick this up your dry pussy and then it comes to a cat watching. Yeah, I missed a lot of the terrible stuff that Mimi supposedly said while they're screaming over each other because everyone was like that was bad, but Nini said because really sounded to me like Nini was just doing what she always does when she's up against someone she can't beat she just screams fuck you basically over and over again. Yeah, she just start screaming over you. She has nothing really witty to say, but she can be louder and more obnoxious. So yeah, that's that's Nini's thing is she she just is loud and then

later on says that she read everyone to filth, but it's like you were just loud. So Cynthia's like, the Nini I know is definitely not throwing popcorn in pretend she's gonna spit. It's like what Nini do you know? Yes, that is the Neenie, you know. It's the same Neenie we all do, okay? It's awesome. By the way, did you listen for Cynthia's pop-I-Laf this week? I hope you did. I didn't hear it. Okay, I looked for a laugh.

Oh, no. Oh, I saw what she laughed with her shaking her head, but nothing coming out. Which makes me wonder, do I just have a blind spot to pop-I-Laf spot? No. Pop by laughs? No, no. She only did it once this episode that I heard. Maybe she did it during the, um, the game's part, but then there was so much going on that

I don't think I was paying attention to that. But keep a near out. I swear to God. Well, I felt like, I felt like they heard you on this show because, can you start yelling at Neenie? Okay, Popeye. That's true. That's true. That's true.

Um, and then Neenie tries to explain her behavior. She's like, you know what? In Greece, it's a good thing to be spit on. Okay, we're in Greece. We're in Greece. I've never heard that. I did not hear that either. Yeah. Uh, so Candy's like,

No, you guys have got to be willing to converse with each other And he's like look at your friend don't look at me and can you say here's a one of something people and check you will get Assaulted by me bad you will know if you get a softened by me. I think he goes if you feel and froggy then jump Yeah, which is yeah, that's I remember that she did that like a few years ago And I was like what does she even mean my that if you're feeling froggy I mean I don't even get that and then people online were like bandits the thing that people say I was like oh I like it if you're feeling froggy then jump yeah as an eanny just screams fuck you a lot and Kenya says the

Well the party goes on without you know that and she goes the party goes on without you bitch Yeah, yeah, fuck you bitch. Yeah. What bitch for you bitch? You try not bitch bitch. They're for you bitch. They're basically having a fight over how well can the show succeed without each one of them, right? And I mean, Ken, yes, I mean, Ken, you need it's funny because Ken is like, well, I guess what, we've proven that the party can, the show can be perfectly good without you, right? Which has been proven, in fact, one of the best seasons was without Nini, which was the season with the whole one Fadre, we had that crazy four part reunion. It was a non-Nini season, right?

And then Nini, when she's like, well, the party went on without you, bitch. I'm like, yeah, for one season and they had to bring back Kenya, Nini. So good job there. Yeah, I just think that it can do fine without both of them. And it's like two hypocrites fighting. They just keep screaming, you are, you are. And they're both right actually. I feel like they're both wrong and they're both.

They're both so wrong, but they're also both right because the other person is trash. So true. I think Neenie is more disposable. I think that Neenini can be super funny even even when she annoys me so much. She still has some of the best um, confessionals. However, the rest of the cast has really come up, especially Portia. To the point where like, as funny as Nini is, she's not like, it's not like she's an island of comedy on a show of otherwise very boring people. Like

everyone's really funny. They don't need her and and Kenya is just I just think that Kenya is much better about do she's better about staying in her lane and knowing what her lane is would just to be awful and to create terrible drama in a way that really moves the show forward. Yeah, yeah, I, they're both so gross. I just need them both to be gone. And it's like they're both such hypocrites. They just yell at each other for the things the other one does. And they don't even wait for episodes to be hypocrites.

They can do it in the same episode. Like now, Ken, you're like, well, I will not have this talk or whatever. Well, first Nini is trying to leave, right? But then later, Nini is like, Oh, look at Ken. You're always leaving. There she goes again. She leaves every fight. But then we get a montage of Nini is trying to leave, right? But then later Nini is like, oh, look at Ken, you're always leaving. There she goes again. She leaves every fight. But then we get a montage of Nini leaving every fight.

And then Ken, you leaves again, and then Nini leaves again. I know. They're constant levers. So Marlow takes the knee downstairs, and Ken is like, I think that we need a time. Oh, okay, we need a time out right now. I think that we need a time, oh, okay, we need a time, oh, right now.

And then, uh, Porsche is trying to calm Kenya down. And, um, kid, everyone's, everyone's basically getting on Kenya, which, Kenya's not the one who started yelling at screaming at people. And I don't like standing up for Kenya, but why are they telling her that she needs to be, she needs to be more forgiving? Because Nini was the one who initially tried to have some sort of friendly moments with her the night before.

I know, I'm going back and forth. I don't know even know where I stand on this, maybe as I discuss it. I'll come up with a better, well, decide where how I feel about it because I do feel like on the one hand Nini was basically saying all pull the busher side how are you doing I really do care and I kind of feel like when someone does that like that is nice that is actually a really nice gesture but then Kenya's kind of totally right because she's like Nini was being totally right. Because she's like, Nini was being totally fake. And if she weren't being totally fake, then why did she immediately when I said I didn't want to talk? Why did she the very next night, the very first thing she does

is basically say, this is why you got divorced, you know? Like that's not someone who wants to be there for you does not say that shit the very next day, right? So I get that but then I also understand Nini feeling really upset that Kenya totally dist her gesture, so I don't I'm more on Kenya side with this, but it's gray area. Yeah Well, Nini only did that because Cynthia made her like sure talk to Kenya and she and also doing it on her own and then she came up to her before that charity event and tried to make nice only because she wasn't

going to be able to go to this event and she had to make nice in front of Mark so yeah well the charity event she was fucking with Kenya for sure she was definitely being super nice because she knew she had the power and she knew that Mark had her back so she could she knew it would drive Kenya mad So she's being over the top nice, but here I mean Yeah, I think ultimately I'm on Kenya side because Nini has been Attempting to be this new person who's seeing a life coach that she found off of Craigslist and is now like Oh, I'm the commer gentler Nini and and this was I think she was trying to get back on track with that and can you was like no and now we're seeing the real Neenie again Yeah So they're like can you where you've been mad you guys were friends and can you again? It's like listen the only thing

I'm holding on to and that I still have an issue with is Neenie calling my baby a buffalo I started laughing so hard. This is so silly. I know. So, for sure, it's like, let me tell you something. That's the same problem I had. She did not call your baby a buffalo. And she said, she called me a big fat baby elephant.

Yeah. No piggy face, big fat piggy face. And then she's, and then for sure, she's like, she didn't call your baby a buffalo. She called you a buffalo. I like that's like the big semantics issue in this episode. I was like, no, your baby's not a buffalo. You're the buffalo. That's all. But we do see a flashback and Neenie did say she's going to have a buffalo. Although I made it. It's a cruel thing to say about someone who's pregnant because, you know, you're pregnant. Like, that's what happens. It's disgusting. I mean, it's a cruel thing to say. But at the same time, I do, it's not like seeing the baby is a buffalo. She's making an analogy,

a cruel analogy to pregnancy, which is really what the issue is. She's going to have a buffalo. Well, that is calling her baby a buffalo. No, I didn't, yes. I feel like- I mean, what do buffaloes give birth to? Chickens? I give birth to buffaloes. No, no, by the way, I'm not to any Nini.

I think what she said was terrible. I'm like, I can understand that the distinction between, if you see a baby and you point it and say, you're a buffalo. That's like one thing versus like someone so big. It's like, wow, she's so big. It's like she's, it's like she's going to give birth're a buffalo. That's like one thing versus like someone's so big. It's like, wow, she's so big. It's like she's like she's gonna give birth to a buffalo. I can see how that's like a comment on like, wow, like when people say, wow, she's super praying

into whatever. Again, I'm not saying this in defense of, but I can understand in Neenie's mind why she probably thought that there was a distinction. But either way, like don't call a pregnant lady. Don't say she's having a buffalo. Yeah. Well, that's neat. That's the kind of pristine. So call pregnant woman fat. I mean, that's where we're at. That's where we're at with Nina, okay? Commissures. Here comes one right now.

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And she ain't no shrinking violet kuchar. We love you guys. So, um, Candy is like, she said I was pregnant with a buffalo. Who does that? Because Nini has come back down. And she's like, uh-uh, I called you a buffalo. I called you a buffalo I would never heard a child Yeah, we can see me oh my god, and then she does this crazy scream apology where she's yelling

She was let me tell you something if I called you a buffalo and it hurts you I apologize because I don't ever want to hurt another woman. So I apologize. I'm like, why are you screaming this apology right now? It's like in the tone of like fuck you, fuck you bitch. I'm gonna throw another popcorn at you and it is not a peanut. But what she's actually saying is I apologize that I heard you.

Or if I'm gonna chew. She's saying she apologize if you felt that way. You know, that's a dini apology and not apology. And she goes, and I would never hurt a kid. And you just want to use your kid as sympathy. I said, you need to work on apologies. You still have not gotten better at that. So Portia goes, I'm going to talk.

It's a Diaz like Kenya. Kenya. Kenya. She goes, did you here the apology because I had to receive the same apology and Kenny goes okay I will say I received it just so you'll stop just now. Can you that is passive aggressive Kenya does in a imitation of the apology it's like except my apology bitch. Yeah And then Porsche it's like suddenly it becomes like victims of Nina not much because It's like, except my apology, bitch. Yeah. And then Porsche, it's like suddenly it becomes like victims of Nini anonymous,

because she's like, I too was called fat, but she apologizes and now we're okay. I'm like, I don't, just because she apologizes to you and it was a much more meaningful apology and you have a different relationship with her. It's very different. Like, just because you were called fat does not end and we're okay with it with it does not mean that Ken is under on any obligation to feel better about it. And also in some ways I would think that what Nini said about Kenya was much more insidious because Nini called Porsche Piggy Face in the heat of an argument when they were texting. When Kenya showed up at this at this party Kenya wasn't doing anything to Nini. She just showed up. And Nini was like, she's gonna have a buffalo. That was like unprovoked. That was just cold, cold buffalo fat shaming.

Well, she was mad because Cynthia didn't tell her that Kenya was coming. So that was the fight there. It was a big, it was a big Kenya surprise. So Nini was very bad. Yeah, but she wasn't, she was, which is mad, that she was mad, but she wasn't in an act of beef with Kenya beyond that she didn't like Kenya, you know? They were in some Twitter. They were mad at each other for something. Oh, yeah, there was a Twitter thing.

Remember, uh, so then, for sure, it's like, didn't you hear the apology? Which by the way, not an apology. No, but, but they're dealing with meanie. So they're like like she did say sorry in there somewhere you know so she's like so Kenny's like no really hello people I'm trying to talk hello hello people I guess I'm gonna say hello. Hello people. I try to talk please And Marlowe's like just accept the apology

And can it's like will you accept the apology or not and can he guess it's done? Let's just say it's done Okay, it's another alcohol again. It's like suddenly they're okay. Well, let's just talk so then like suddenly they're like, okay, well, let's just talk. So then, Meanie tells us, I would never say things about a child, but you know, when you're beefing, you say all kinds of things, you know, I never even realized I said that. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, funny. So now it's over.

So now they're like, let's get back to this ridiculous, you know, TR a thing or a crown thing. And Kenyan just like, does not want to do it anymore and Porsche is like, you've got to say, like no, you don't have to worry, it doesn't have to be a beef, it can be a positive thing that you say about each other because basically Marlo has it on and Marlo wants to dress Kenya.

So, and Kenya does not want to deal with it. So finally she's like, okay fine. So Marlo goes, I feel like what you did to my event, it deserves an apology. And Kenya is like, okay, I feel like what you did to my event it deserves an apology. And Kenny was like, okay, I feel like, I feel like I have to say a lot because if you don't remember the things that you say and you do to me, I don't know where I can go from there,

you know. Yeah. She's like, things are off limits. My mother, my daughter, and you sit there, and you want an apology now, after you came in and tried to destroy me, the way my family did And Portia's like she's right and we're all like no let me speak to you for real now. I know you're good at acting

I'm like okay, so then can you say oh god enough, you know, yeah, so she gets up and leaves and then Marlos applauding her like great job actress Yeah, okay Okay, it's like do I look like I'm acting when I'm talking to you? I'm like no because you actually speak into much more awkward and strange way when you when you try to act So no, you don't look like you're acting Yeah, so candy is like sit down. Come on. Just finish it and candy's yeah, candy tells her stop being the person that walks away Just stop so she runs after Kenya and then Marla's like no listen girls I'll tell you right now the things I said about her mother were awful awful

She's like I apologize for it was wrong like well if you were gonna apologize for it Why did you open it up with like a with a barb like a micro aggression about her acting unless she was trying Unless she was trying to queue up something like, I know you're a good actress, but in this case, I know you're being sincere. But there was no indication that there was a butt after the actress comment, right? It's like, Marlow, that's not how you apologize either. You don't frontload it with something that's going to make someone defensive and not be ready to hear your apology.

Yeah. And so, Candy Chase is Kenya, and then Candy's like, Oh, I can't. And she's like slapping Candy away, being altramatic. And I don't feel for you, Kenya. OK, I don't care if you're getting divorced. I don't care if somebody says something about your baby. Look at all the shit you do to other people. OK, so you should sit and have to take it to.

And yes, everybody is attacking you, but you've attacked everybody So yeah, I don't know I wouldn't say that I feel for her, but I I guess I understand her frustration. I mean she literally They literally filed for divorce like three days ago. Like it's just it's so fresh. And she has to go on this, she has to go on this trip with someone she just like one or two people that she just hates, but someone that she really detests, someone who has her, her soon to be exes back.

I mean, this is like Neenie and Mark are pals. And she has to sit there. And then she has her friends telling her to play nice with her. And she and and and they're coming at at her and as awful as Kenya is I can understand why she's just like you know what fuck this I can't my fairy tale life that I put blinders on for the past two years to three years is and is now falling apart and I'm now the laughing sock of the internet and these women, it's all falling apart. I have to put on this facade.

I don't wanna deal with this anymore. And so I'm not saying that I have compassion in the sense of like she, you know, she reaps what her, she's soed, but I understand why she's just like, fuck this. Yeah. So she, you know, runs off, and then means he's like, well, if this is how you want to desert honey go to a bakery because that's how you That's how you bring dessert every time I hear

Yeah, it's like she's she's saying she deserted them her whatever but oh Okay, I think that's how I took it. Like, if you want dessert, honey, go to a bakery. I'm sick of your dessert. You dessert all the time. Or maybe it was like the ruined party was supposed to be dessert after dinner, or like this is the, it was, it was unclear. It was an unclear comic moment.

So Tanya throws her crown in the water, and then it's done. And then in the morning, Cynthia is doing some weird shit to her eggs. Thank you. Thank you. She makes like flags on a france. I think she's friends with the with the WAN, but yeah, it's not really a weird ass shit because at first, when you first see her, she looks like she's making

standard scrambled eggs. There's like fluffy and she's sort of moving them around. But then the very next shot, they are like flat, like a crepe and then she's got her spatula scraping into them. It's almost like she overcooked them and they were flat and she's trying to scrape it off the pan. I was like, this is a woman who has never cooked an egg in her life. And I think she was using a fork on the pan. Very bad for you, man.

Yes. So then Tanya and Porch just sit by the pool and talk about what a disaster last night was and Tania's like, but I believe in our intention. We were trying Yeah, and porcissist like how are you doing this morning? She's wrecked. Oh, I'm so wrecked. I'm gonna have to go back to Tenyan to To recover So Nini comes out dancing in her calf tan, you know, because she basically went to sleep

getting what she wanted, which was destroying kids. So she's got her legolas hair back. She's back in legolas, pure legolas. Yeah, and there's something she's doing at night when she goes to the bathroom because every morning she's like, wow, that was crazy. Wasn't it? I thought Kenya might shoot me? Like, do you, do you not remember anything that happens the next day?

Like, what's her, what's her deal? She's so different at night than she is in the day. She's basically like, mom raw on, on ThunderCats, right? Like, mom raw spends most of the show just like this decrepit, like, weird, mummy figure, like, I'm, like, it's like Carol Radzwell like I'm mum bra. But then like mum bra does something right that does mum bra have like a pool or some water or some

like that that like it's activated and then mum bra becomes like mum bra. That's like Neenie Neenie's mum bra. Oh, I didn't watch ThunderCats and now I never will. So thank you for taking something away from me during quarantine. Wow. I Cannot even believe that I have enough Neenie in my life. I don't even know how to respond to that So you don't even understand about Lino and Panthro no

Kit and cat guess what I don't care. Okay. Wow. You say Kit and Kat I had Kit and Kat lemon flavor the other day quite It's quite delicious. Say the whole bag. Thanks doing great. And you know what also, you know what I did yesterday? Watch cats, not the movie, but the musical and wow, that's it. You know, we'll, we'll sort of go back to that. Yeah, it's pretty funny because everyone's acting like the movie is so bad. And I'm like, do you remember the musical, are we? Are we not remembering what this is based on people? Come on. There was, okay, there was literally in towards the beginning.

You know that what there's that white cat that like comes out and does like a solo dance number. And she is just doing yoga. And like I guess in the 80s, that was it was like, who like tree pose was like unheard of because yoga had not caught on and so she's literally just Doing tree pose and it's like oh the majesty. Oh wow I cat on one leg with another leg up in her crotch. Wow Like this is tree pose this this is dance

Yep, there you go cats This is dance. Yep, there you go. Cats. Okay, speaking of Meanie, dancing with Isabella. So then Cynthia and Kenya are talking and Candy comes over and I'm sorry, Cynthia and Candy go over to Kenya's house. Yeah, and they want to talk about Last night. Yeah, Kenya lots are flip flops by the way in case anyone finds them so So now we have like a cross-cutting between the two groups, right?

Candy Cynthia, Kenya, and then everyone else so then we go back to Nini and Tanya and Kenya and then everyone else. So then we go back to Nini and Tanya and Nini is asking Tanya if she felt like she had any closure with Kenya and Kenya is like, well, we're going well until we got interrupted. And then, you know, Portia's kind of like, um, no, like she just didn't, she didn't get, you didn't get interrupted. No one interrupts Kenya. Okay. That she found a way to duck out of that conversation. Yeah. Neenie's like, and then she just left typical Kenya. Like you left too. Do you not remember that? But you literally left the same fight. So, hello. So, Porsche's like, well, my thing is for Cynthia, like, if you're not going to tell her the real issue, you have them. Don't bring it up. I mean, it's not like she's just teasing you, she's going for your business and no one's

going to come after hot dog hair care, honey, I'll tell you that right now. Maybe Cynthia doesn't have a real issue with Kenya because as far as I could tell, Kenya was shading her about her business. Cynthia wasn't really minding until the girls were like, you should really be upset about that. Cynthia was like, yeah, that is sort of annoying. So then she told Kenya, don't do that anymore, but they don't feel like basically she was

sort of enough about it. Even though that was more their issue, then it was Cynthia's issue. I know, but I love how all the girls are acting so innocent. Like, poor Kenya, let's be there for Kenya. When they're sitting here like, okay, Tanya, you were supposed to get her. You didn't get her.

Well, that's us. Yes. Cynthia was supposed to get her, but she didn't get her. Well, that sucks. You know, they're all planning on going for Kenya, but that said, I see that. The Kenyans are in my mind. So then Tanya's like, well, why did she get so mad? And Nini, Nini says, I don't know. I mean, I said her hips for fake. So maybe that's why. And they all start cracking up. So then meanwhile, Kenyya is talking to the ladies about

Nini and she's like, I mean, Nini, you are 52 years old. You have to find a better way to communicate. True, although Kenya is not the power gone of communication either. Okay, I think actually this entire group may need some tips on how to communicate. It's bad when Porsche has suddenly become ascended to the role of group communicator that she can sort of like moderate or mediate these fights now. That Porsche is the one doing that. Something's

off. Yeah. And Cynthia's like, well, you know, I will say this. Uh, Kenya last night, meaning really was come to show you some kindness. And when I say genuinely, I mean, I made her do it. And she didn't want to, but I made her. And Ken is like, that's bullshit. How can you say it's genuine? When the first chance she gets, she hurts me. And Ken, he's like, yeah, but now she's, you know, now she's going to have all this because you said so much to her last night. Now she'll be able to hold that against you today, you know?

Yeah, exactly. And Kenya's like, she's basically like, did she call me? And Kenya's like, well, she said it to you face to face. Well, she didn't reach out. Um, and it's like, well, yeah, but even this week, Neenie was trying to have a conversation with you before a conversation with Portia. And I mean, I will say that when, when it comes to things like this, like did she call me, did she call me? It's funny because if people don't get the call, they're like, they're like, oh, they didn't even call me,

but then it's like it is face to face. But then if someone gets the call, they say, well, they called me, but they didn't even give me the respect to talk to me face to face. So you can sort of like never win in those situations also. Not, I hate defending Neenie, but, they called me, but they didn't even give me the respect to talk to me face-to-face. So you can sort of like never win in those situations also. Not, I hate defending Needy, but you know, people, when people start doing that thing, they can get going. So then Tanya's like, well, she holds herself up to different standards, and that's not fair.

And Portia's like, yeah, that Buffalo comment was a reach. So yeah, they're all basically planning on ganging up on Kenya, which is funny because they all have to choose one side You know, why can't you ganging up on both of them like why are you so okay to fix me or forgive me me? Whatever so porous as well that first night was a key and now You know now can you just gonna be she's gonna rest on the insults last night to be mad I was like well those are like genuine things to rest on. I don't know why you call them resting on them, but yes, but you know, but she's right, though, because and that's what happens with these feuds on the show.

I mean, on all shows, but especially on this show, I feel like, which is that like you said, this all started with some stupid Twitter thing, you know, because, you know, Keny is always so good at delivering some shade on Twitter. And and Nini falls into the trap each and every single time. Like every single time, and Nini gets so mad, and then they have a feud, and then it could be squashed so easily, but instead Nini does something, and then Kenya, as soon as Nini does something, Kenya is just all too happy to then play the victim in some way like oh my god is what you said about me and then that's a big food and The point is that whatever whatever was the initial problem gets forgotten about because now you have like a simulacrum of Insults over and over and over again. So now the new fight is gonna be about what Neenie did last night to Kenya as opposed to really what the core of it was

I know I need to have rules because I'm so sick of having to remember what happened last season. It's like, okay, you're mad at something. It's too much. It's too hard. I need a vent. Checkless. We need a checklist of like things that need to be apologized for.

And when they don't even remember them, you know, when the like you are reaching back for the Buffalo comment, it's like, oh my God, you have to reach back that far. She said, she said about you this season, you can use, I cannot. So Cynthia is like, well, why don't we just all force it down? Because that always works. And so, Candy's like, listen,

people in this group have got over worse things than you guys than your fight. And she's like, I never had a husband, I never had a child and she went for both. And she's like, well, had a husband. I never had a child and she went for both. And she's like, well, you've never been accused of rape. So I just like, yeah, I can't just like, um, I guess because you couldn't read between the lines of what I said in my last comment that people have gotten over way worse things, I'll just spell it out for you.

I was accused of rape by Porsche. Okay. And we're on a trip together. So get over it, bitch. Yeah. And I get what she's saying because yes, you did have to speak to Porsche, but it's not like they're letting Pedro back on the show or anything. Like how far does this forgiveness last? Really? Totally find with Pedro now, too. Well, the difference is that Pedro, you know,

Pedro was cunning. And Nini and Candy aren't really cunning. You know, Fadre was cunning, and Nini and Candy aren't really cunning. You know, Candy, Candy I think is shrewd in what she does, and she's shrewd in being able to manipulate a situation in which she's a victim, but she doesn't work at that high level of Fadre in terms of hatching plots that are so intense that people can literally wind up in jail

because of them. I don't know about that. I think Britney is pretty cunning. You think she's as cunning as Fadre? Well, no one is as cunning as Fadre. I mean, it's true. Fadre is Fadre is one of the masters, you know, although I like that. Yeah, she's the lowest for sure. Although I also don't know exactly how conning a fadre is. I mean, we, we elevate her up to this level of this like, this mastermind, but it's more like she just surrounds

herself with people who are a lot dumber than she is. So then she looks a lot more cunning than perhaps she is. It's kind of like, if I say, here's a plan, hey, hey, buddy, why don't you go rob that bank? Most people say, no, why would I do that? But if you get a real dumb person says, okay, I'll do that. Then I look like a mastermind, but I just made a very stupid request and someone was dumb enough to follow it. Yeah, I'll give you $5 to steal $5 million.

Or okay, you want me to give you a baby too before I go to prison? Okay. Sounds great. I mean, yeah, it doesn't make you that doesn't make you like that Cutting in sharp, it just means that you just were smart enough to find dumb people around you're better at hiring Basically, you're really good at personnel. Yeah, so candy is like look I had to get over get over it with Porsche, you know, so guess what? I don't care. We're gonna have fun today Okay, and you know, I was on Big Brother with Lindsay's mom and Lindsay has a club here. I was like, oh, yeah.

I was like, that was a pivot I was not expecting. Yeah, you're going to Greece to publicize the low hand beach club, really? This is what we chose Greece? I didn't even realize that that club existed outside the TV show. I thought that once that show was done, like the low hand beach club was turned back into what it was before, which was like the low hand, I thought that one's that show was done. Like the low hand beach club was

turned back into what it was before, which was like the low hand, you know, muffler stores, whatever it is over there. But so can be says that she wants to do a whole bunch of fun team building games, which mainly I'm like a medley dreading that I'm just having flashbacks to like every year on marriage medicine when when doctor Simone shows up in some strangely patterned asymmetric bathing suit being like today We're gonna find sea shells and every shell that you find has to match with another shell and if you can't match the shells Then you don't have a good relationship Well, it kind of was that so everybody goes goes to get ready to go to this thing and then they all jump on the

van to go to this team building exercise. And they announced, is this one they announced they're having a goddess part? Does it really matter? Yeah, yeah, it's sort of in the mix here. Maybe later, I don't know. But somewhere on one of the van rides, there's a goddess party announcement. All I know is that Candy falls asleep in the van sitting up And they all think that she's awake then they realize that she's asleep, which is so candy

So we get to low-hand seaside and panos is there. Oh hello, it is me panos. It's like oh geez. This queen really works Is he from the show? Yeah, do you ever watch the show? Uh-huh. Yeah, he's the main guy on the show. He's like the... Well, I guess he's kind of... Low-han is the least of Ander prop of the show, but he's basically the least of Ander prop. He's the one that works. Lindsay is like...

He's a Peter. He has a big part. Peter doesn't have a big... Oh, so he's like, he's almost like Tom Sandeval, if like, if Lohan, if Tom Tom and, sir, we're the same restaurant. Yeah, he's the one who's like, you know what, Lindsay one like this. I'm gonna have to say Lindsay.

Ha ha ha ha. Then he calls him meeting and Lindsay has to, you know, drag herself off the bathroom floor. You know, he's like, get your nose, get your nose off the bathroom floor, Lindsay. It's time to go. And she's like, I want better for my people. For my billions. So yeah, so anyway, they get, they get there. And the women, candy is going to be, she's going to sort of oversee these activities. And she splits

everyone into teams. It's Kenya and Tania, Nini and Portia and Cynthia and Marlow and they're gonna be doing, they're gonna be doing these like fun little activities. Like the first one is it's almost like from survivor where one person is blindfolded and has to like they have to like walk around a chair and it's like basically it's like see now, really you have to sit on the chair and then walk around the chair and then you like, based on it's like, see, now, really, you have to sit on the chair and then walk around the chair. And then you have to step out of disc with your left foot and then step out of disc with your right foot. And then you have to build a business proposal

for Todd's new Mexican restaurant and then step on the left disc, and then another right disc, and then on the chair again. She basically just stole games from Big Brother. Did you notice that? I noticed that. I was like, this feels so big brother.

It's actually, she actually did the better. Like the production quality was actually better than the Big Brother games, to be honest. See that one where they have to link up arms and then go get water and then come back and fill up the water jugs. I mean, that's like straight out of Big Brother candy. Come on.

I was like, wait, Big Brother. But come on. You go on Big Brother and. Come on, like we know you're a big brother. But come on, you're like, you go on Big Brother and you hatch some plan with low hand to come shoot in this fucking club. And now you're doing Big Brother games. Like, what is going on here? Is Candy getting money from Dina to do all this?

It's weird. I was just wondering why there wasn't like a phallic object spitting like milk at them or something, because that would be truly that they knew that Marlow would win that one that would just be blatantly unfair yeah so so this first thing so basically one person's a caller and telling the blind the blindfolded person okay to the left of the right and Marlow is just like standing there Cynthia's trying to yell at her.

And Marlow is standing there like the twins in the shining. She just like, welcome to the game. You know, like, yeah. It's just very scary. I didn't take a lot of notes in this park. So I was like, oh, think I can start taking this. There's nothing for a while. That's like literally all I wrote down.

I just wrote down that Marlow looked like both of the twins in the Shining standing together. Like if those twins, if someone told those twins to do a team building exercise, this is what it would have been. Marla standing in the water, waiting for direction. This is what this scene looked like to me. Whatever was on Instagram, because that's what I was doing while they seen this playing. I was like, hmm, I wonder how everybody's dealing with bikini buying during the coronavirus. There were some high, like, there were some funny parts, like, you know, Cynthia being just terrible at all these things was hilarious, you know, and then Marlo makes her sit down on the stool, but intentionally it tells her to sit down away from the stool so she falls

on her ass. And then Nini's titty just goes like flapping out at all times. It's just like this big like, it looked like a paddle on a pinball machine, right? Like right at the bottom where the ball, like you have to hit the ball up again. It was just like flapping up and down. Like there should have been a button on Nini to make her titty just like flapped. And then when they got into, did you watch when they went back to the back to back thing? Yeah. Watching Porsche just yank, Nini, around was hilarious to me. Because I hate these team building segments of wacky games.

But Porsche just dragged Nini all around that beach. It was kind of amazing. She really did. I forgot how strong Porsche was. It took me back to that reunion where she dragged Kenya across the floor by her leave. I mean, she picked up Neenie and was like, Beach, we're going for it. It's just like, Zoom.

It was amazing. And Tania and Kenya actually worked together really well. They're like, let's just walk sideways. Done. Yeah, they figured it out. So then after that everyone's like oh my god we're sisters and then after that everybody goes to get ready for their big goddess party. Yeah so it's now we're back at the villa and Cynthia goes into Candy's room in this like of course like looking beautiful and it's like gray shimmering goddess dress and she's like

goddess cheekbones goddess cheekbones also the goddess of jail jail the jail goddess. So candy decides that they're gonna do some Greek theater tonight and they're gonna play Mimi and Cynthia having a talk since they are Mimi and Kenya having a talk since they refuse to do it themselves Yeah, it just sounds like a great idea guys sounds like this is gonna work out in your favor Yeah, cuz Ken is like she's like she's like say now If you're going to grease you have to have Got this party. I mean that's what they're known for mythology. Hello

I don't know why that was so funny to me. He's her saying that's what they're known for mythology. Hello. So she wants to do it. She said she wants to do a Greek tragedy with Cynthia, where they, I think as you just said, with a play Nini in Kenya. She wants to a Greek tragedy because she said she wants to make them everyone laugh.

I'm like, you know, that's not how tragedies work, right? You know, that's like literally a different genre, right? Um, and then she's trying to feed lines to Cynthia, which aren't really very good lines. She just says, she says, look honey a lot. So say that. Look honey. I've been trying to talk to you and then you're saying everything's just fine. And Cynthia's like, please don't get me murdered. Please, please. Why do I have to, please don't make me be the one to do like, please, don't get me murdered. Please, please. Why do I have to, please don't make me be the one to do this, please. Yeah, and then like, Candy's gonna be doing Kenya's like,

Palm thing that she does, like a little karate chop, which I never noticed, but it's so true that she totally does this thing with her hand. And so they're like, okay, this could be fun. So Cynthia's like, okay, I'm gonna go downstairs, you gotta drink. So I can quote unquote, stay in character. And so Candy laughs at her joke. She goes, and then the scene just cuts off on her. Ah!

So next Candy is standing at the buffet, which is covered in tin foil and trying to eat stuff on it. But then the cats keep coming up and trying to get it. So I'm just So cats away. I know. I was like, get out there, Grisabella. Yeah. And she's like, you're not even our guest.

It's like Surrey or it's like a Neenie trying to get into Shreys party. Yes. So then all the girls arrive and on the porch is like, who could? And then Neenie's slapping San Gria around all over the floor because she's Neenie and that's how she does, you know. And then they have a little activity where Kenya and Candy were gonna give everyone Goddess names, but they were like, you know what? For the first time in the history of this show, we realized that this will just be too incendiary. So everyone gets to name themselves. So, Porosha chose Aphrodite because she's the goddess of love and beauty. And Candy, of course, prosperity, and taco trucks.

Yeah, goddess, fortune, goddess, I mean goddess of fortune, prosperity, and brunch spin-off restaurants. Yeah, and Kenya's a thing, because she has wisdom and her real hair would never wear a wig. Yeah. And Nina's like, girl, if you had any wisdom, you would have made up with me a long time ago. Like, I don't know, a lot of people have made up with you and it still hasn't worked out so well for them.

Well, this whole Greek trip, it totally makes sense now. Why Nini is dressed like the guy from Little Caesars in her confessional. That wig with the bangs is like true. It's a pizza. Like it hit me watching this. I mean, a peanut. Peanut, peanut, peanut.

Like, why is that guy spitting pizzas? How do people that little seizures guy with his amazing jaw spills? So meanie, oh, so Cynthia's like, Athena is also the God of sport. And he's like, I am ESO, which is E. Aos. Aos. He's got a face of the goddess Jeff Bezos. I cost $100 a year, but you don't have to pay for shipping. Marlow is Artemis, goddess of the hunt. Artemis is like one of my least favorite of like the major 12 gods and goddesses

I'm like Marlow choose better Tania is a heby goddess of youth as a heby or hebe. I don't know Cynthia is here a goddess of marriage Here a goddess of marriage and also the goddess of Microfascet has in Open mic open mic coming soon. The goddess of hashtags God a subculture violence And since he's like hello who's getting married now and she like shows her ring to the camera

And she goes who's thirsty now not hair. I just want everyone to know that in Greek in Greek mythology Here is my my her disease and they have a long history of Zeus cheating on hero. Like, it's basically, I feel like every other myth is here a finds out that Zeus turned himself into a swan so he could have sex with a lady, and then she goes and turns the lady into like a piece of moss or something like that. It's like everything is like here is like,

fuck this. She has a lot of fucking around. Yeah, like I think here is not a great one. Maybe be like Dionysus, just have fun, drink wine. You should be Dionysus, she has the frickin' wine seller. I just got, I literally just got so mad right now, I have to calm myself down. So Mimi's like, well, I wouldn't eat none of that.

There's cats up there. Because there's cats trying to eat the food. And she's like, well, I wouldn't eat that anyway. Okay. Can't just like, I am over these cats. I'm like, hasn't the movie gone through enough? Come on. Yeah.

And for us to say, this place got more pussy than a brothel. Ha ha. So now they announce that they're, And for us it says this place got more pussy than a brotha So now they announced that they're if they're in Greece so Candy's like, you know, I got a role on the chai so Kids you know, yeah, I guess you haven't heard on the shy so They did Greek theater in Greece and so right now Cynthia and I would like to perform a Greek tragedy and Tannik

Because your arm is is Cynthia is gonna be Neenie and I will be Kenya and Kenyan Neenie both of course look totally pissed First is like no I bought mission. No. So Neenie's like, the tragedy is being on the trip degrees with Kenya. So she's not happy at all. And, and, and the candy is like, well, or Cynthia, they're basically like, well, since Neenie and Kenya won't have conversations, we are going to be you guys.

And we will have the conversation. And Neenie and Kenya just have the biggest tank faces on. They're like, oh fuck these bitches. Like it's bad enough that we are, like that we are subjected to this. And now they're gonna do this. And they're in a sense, it's kind of like, they're angry that they're gonna,

they sense that they're gonna be mocked and they're gonna be pitted against each other. But also I feel like the on a certain level, like the Kandy, the Nini, Kenya makeup scene will be a big scene. And in a weird way, Kandy and Cynthia are taking it over. So that's probably also some of their stank. Yeah, and so Kenya tries to pretend that she's okay with it.

She's like, I'm gonna record this. It's like that is going straight to the lawyer. Like, she's live streaming this right now to her lawyer. Yes. So, suddenly Nini is like, well, she's live streaming this right now to her lawyer. Yes. So, uh, so, Soteline Nini is like, well, uh, she's like, I've got to go pee. I've got to go pee. So she gets up, uh, to, to leave.

And she's like, what's okay? I don't have to be here for this. You guys let me know how it goes. So now everyone's like, oh, well, now that's, this was fun, but now it's not fun anymore because she left. Yeah, and then we see Nini yelling at the producers. Because there's a, there's a group of producers trying to keep her there.

And she's like, listen, who the fuck do you think you are? What are you going to try and guard me and tell me what to do? Don't fuck with me. I'll be real here. Do not fuck with me. And I was like, Neenie, do you really need to punch another producer? Seriously. And then Kenia is like, I think Neenie is terrified to see herself in the monster.

She has been to me. So, poor she goes, what number is she going? Is she going number one or number two or number three? Because number three is when that bathroom was in Atlanta, honey. Yeah. And then we have a montage of Nini, yeah, leaving parties, Nini leaving montage. So then, so then, then Kenny, I was like, well, I'm gonna check on the baby. And now, like, and so it feels like, Chad, I was only going to represent her

in the best light possible, which is the light of a kitchen island, a kitchen island, which is a new island in Greece. I don't know what I'm talking about. Chad, I'm just trying to improvise theater. Yeah, so this trip ends on a big fail. But you guys need to, you guys can't prove that you can do a show without Neenie and Kenya while you insist on making Neenie and Kenya the center of everything at all times.

Like it's a bad move by the cast. Like you shouldn't be giving, no one cares if Kenya and Neenie make up, like literally nobody cares. nobody needs it in their life So try and prove that you can be interesting on your own, you know when these idiots go to bed Stay up and do something fun, you know, it's like they just keep giving the show up to them Well, I mean, I mean, it's a it's a good rivalry. I enjoy it because they are kind of like the two Queens of the show in a sense. It was funny. There's different there's several different queens on the show But they're like the two big the big marquee names. I would argue at on the show

So it's like watching Godzilla and Mothra go at it for people who care about that You know, it's just it's it's it's it's like an epic war and you know What is the latest in this epic war? But that being said, I will continue, I will continue to say, Neenie, her time is up. She, we don't, the show does not need her. It gets more annoying with her. And she can be very, very funny.

And she has moments where you really do, like, love her again. But ultimately, Kenya is the villain that the show needs and Nini is irrelevant Yeah, get rid of Yeah, and that brings us to the end of real housewives of Atlanta Well you guys thank you for listening stay inside otherwise. I'm gonna berate you more and we'll be back on our next episode to discuss Shaws of sunset. Oh, and I didn't even mention at the top of the episode But in case you're wondering if you subscribe you already know this

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