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Episode Date: March 27, 2018

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The podcast about all that crap, we just left Alchemist bad on yellow braves. I'm Ronnie Karam from the Rosefrix bachelor Podcast and here I am With my gorgeous little partner Ben Mandelker of the beach side blog in the banter blender. Hello, Ben Hi, how's it going? Good. I slept after our Detroit trip. I got home yesterday afternoon and I slept until today. Good for you. It was amazing.

I got back from Detroit and went to Genghis Cohen. I was down the street from you basically and had some Chinese food and it was so deeply satisfying to my soul as many things were this weekend. Gosh, guys, thanks to everyone who came out to our Detroit show. We know we pushed really hard. We know it's annoying for a lot of you guys to hear us going on. And, listen, about come to Detroit, come to Detroit. But, you know what, you guys really did show up. We actually had a great turnout. And, um, congratulations to Emily and Andrea or Andrea. I don't remember how to say your name. You got there, the ones who won our free ticket contest.

I'm sure we'll be doing many more of those. And also, holy shit, Detroit really showed up in two different areas. One, in the costume game, you guys really brought it. Wow, your t-shirts and outfits really, wow, wow, wow, wow. Second of all, Oh, Larry is. I mean, one couple of girls, Ray painted shirts that were just beautifully done.

One guy, one of the straight guys, or a t-shirt that said, who did that say with the seaworth on it? I forget the original one. Oh, it's it said, it said Camille, you're such a cut fitness. Oh, you didn't say cut fitness though. So many of the shirts are just hilarious. Yeah, I have a picture of it somewhere and you're oh here it is There was an act you're a cut fitness. Yeah, there was an actual scene

I that was there it complete with the blue glasses and the blue gray So I mean just amazing her mom's dress is as Jackie. There was an asa stunningly stunningly beautiful. Yeah, I would like a bold headdress. We had someone wore a t-shirt that said, feed me go cheese balls and tell me I'm pretty. I mean, really, I mean, there were so many great things. So that was amazing. Second of all, I feel like we are we are turning our corner with this podcast because there were several straight guys there that did not have to be dragged along. As mentioned during the show, there were straight guys who were like

in it, who knew what we're talking about and we're liking it. And so, you guys were crossing over. And more gay guys than usual, which is also wonderful because I don't know. Like I just love when boys show up. Yeah. Yeah. It was so complemented when boys were full. It was it was a great it was honestly a great mix of people. You know, we had a bunch of Geraldine's there. We had a bunch of aliens there.

We just had all Bravo lovers of all all backgrounds, whatever. And that's what unites us. That's what unites all of these podcasts whether it's us whether it's Whether it's bitch sash or whether it's Danny Pellegrino's everything iconic, you know all these shows Sex unique podcast. Oh my god. I forget Adderall compliments. We compliment. Oh my god We've got all of every show now and I love compliments. We had compliment. Oh my God, we've got kids every show now. And I fucking love it. We had several kittens. We had kittens, aliens, and Geraldines. And honestly, what United S.A.L. is a love for these shows.

I mean, at the end of the day, we are all just huge, huge fans. And we may talk so much shit, but we love these shows. And it was so cool when we all get together at these shows and then just laugh about it. And you guys just made us feel so welcome in Detroit. That was so cool when we all get together at these shows and then just laugh about it. And you guys just made us feel so welcome in Detroit. And I absolutely loved it. It was a great weekend.

Yeah, that was a really, really just positive weekend. I was really upset that I didn't plan to spend more time in Detroit, but I'm such a kind of person who has to really meet or out my rest because I will be a grumpy bitch on a Monday and so having all this sleep and then getting to watch real housewives of Atlanta being so fresh and exciting about it I know exactly it really really set us up well for that and then next week we go to DC Can you believe it's next week are our two DC shows? I can't whoa I can't believe it. Okay. Next week. Oh my God, that's, that's an, that's DC sold out. So sorry, and thank you to DC for selling it out because we're doing two shows in DC. We're doing two nights there. So we're going to be there a while.

And that is great. I've never been there. So that one I will venture out of my hotel room. Yeah. And then is Irvine on the 15th. We've got a big, thin surprise. The delicious surprise coming to the Irvine show. Edible surprise. And on top of that, I actually just posted a poll in our, so we have a watcher crapens page, but the page is attached to a group, watcher crapens live and loving it. And the poll basically says,

what do you want us to cover at the Irvine show? Do you want a classic, Vanderpump Ruel's classic OC classic New York episode? What do you want for us to cover? It's a Sunday show. It's like too far removed from the latest episodes that we'd normally cover on the podcast. We're going to do a classic episode on that show. Go vote.

If you're not part of that group, go join it. That's also where we posted our Facebook live of our Detroit show. So I'm excited to see what we'll be covering for Irvine. Yes. I'm for tickets watch whatcraftens.com as you also the rest of our merch where this is the last round of this merch.

So it will be no more. So go get your convicups, your shirts, whatever else is left over there. You can find links to all this stuff at our site. And let's get on with the show, eh? Yeah, let's do it. Let's talk some Atlanta. I feel like there's something else I really wanted to announce and be excited about, but like, I can't remember. I'm a Lime and you know, a Lime and you know, Felion. Falei Sina would be eating alive on real house with it. Panta. Hang on Turn left to be fresh and to Thursday to be first day

Why be so nasty and rude when you can be I forget the rest of the line Whatever new news line was other people were saying I can't I was saying my boyfriend can put the TV up in seven minutes While other people were saying I can't I was saying Madison Marie Parks, Vol. I don't I was saying Rob can Rob do So we open with porcelain effect date with Ricky Smiley at Roller's Cating rink and he's skating backwards But I don't know why that bothers me whenever people go to a roller skating rink and skate backwards. I'm like shut up Just be quiet over there with you

Wow Okay, you are ready for this episode, huh? Well every time we got $5 a week as our allowance and my mom would drop us off at the bowling alley Oh different times and I would buy a pickle and like a shoe rental that was all I got and I just really Resented the roller skating rink. I really resent it and you know I don't want to get mocked down with my pickle anymore I spent a lot of times in the in the little area where you put on your shoes Basically eating a pickle so I get very triggered when I see... Ah!

Triggered with roller-rink pickle triggers. It's true though. I was like, God, thanks for dropping me off. Mom, I'm glad you had a life. Do you know the last time I roller-skated, you know when the last time I roller-ated, when the last time I roller skated was? Wean, bean. Never, I've never roller skated, I've never ice skated.

I've never roller blade, I'm opposite, I've never, I mean, if I, I'm wondering why you weren't angry at people who skate backwards, because trust, anybody in a roller skating rink, who skates normally hates those backwards skating motherfuckers, everybody. Yeah.

I actually get it, Like I understand it. It's like showing off a little bit. I'm just impressed. I've been to a roller rink back in 2001. I went to a roller rink in North Hollywood and it was like a kiddie birthday party and I was like I was friends with the dad and so I was like toding along and it was like the director of Rocky was like how to camera and was like, I was friends with the dad. And so I was like, tooting along. And it was like, the director of Rocky was like, how to camera. I was like recording all the kids and then Vanna White's kid was there. And I was like, what is this weird party?

And I just, I'm so North probably would, right? Right. Oh, yeah, I just get angry. My sister had a birthday party for her kids, or my niece, like the people I don't know. You like that. For my niece at one and I was so mad. And she's like, why are you mad? I was like, roll the stage in grace. Like my sister white washes everything in our childhood. Like it's also

happy to her. We had so much fun at the roller skating rink. I'm like, you had friends. This is getting sad now. Also another thing I don't trust people who named themselves Smiley. You know that's a fucker. You know he is. Yes, you know he is. He's like, I'm gonna name myself Ricky Smiley. He's an asshole and Skating smiley and skinny backwards. What's next singing while he works out? smiley and skinny backwards. What's next? Singing while he works out. Like we get it. You're listening to a song you like. Oh, oh, oh, Oh, guess what? You're you're doing a little, you're doing a little dance step. You're marking a little bit. While in between your curls. We get it Ricky smiley. We get it. Yeah. And then every time Portia comes on screen, they have different clown music for her. I just love the orchestra on this show. They're like it's Porsche. Let's get a Porsche clown Let's get a Porsche roller skating clown theme going on and then we'll have three variations throughout the scene

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I, here I am. Sorry guys, I'm on the other side of the bedroom ring. And here I come. My Shannon Bedore chair is like, dammit. Dammit, why are we skating? Dammit, I'll be back together. Dammit. Dammit.

Sam, dammit. And she's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, David You can you actually hear it? I can hear it. I'm shaking the plane row right now laughing with my Okay, you could tell me that this talking about being on the plane So listen to that. It's oh, oh, our bonus episode was good because we talked all about Detroit But then I mean we ended it on sort of semi-series no transphobia and crocodile dundee. You know what happens? Oh, yeah, so go listen to that and And also announce that Mary to medicine will be Friday this week.

Yeah, we did our typical thing, which is where we're like, we're going to talk about Detroit for the first half, the marriage of medicine for the second half, but we talked about Detroit the whole time. But we did. We've actually recorded our marriage of medicine part, and it's going to be on Friday. And we also have an interview with the very funny writer,

Kerry O'Donnell, who was recently on SexyNique podcast. So that will also be on Friday. OK. So now that we've done the opening of the show again. LAUGHTER So Ricky and Portia are pretending they're flirting, which I mean, I'm not really falling for it, but it is funny watching them.

They were very funny together and she falls Forza you got a hand at the Porsche She has no problem failing at high speed and I feel like that really is her in our company She's not just she's like I can't skate and then she's skating so fast in a bad way I'm like God. She's really willing to just lose her face for a scene, you know Yeah, she doesn't fail upwards. She just fails forward. Fast.

She fails fast with speed and life. She fails with a tumble. So, and then I like that when she falls over, Ricky Smiley started doing CPR on her ass. He just started saying, he's like, God, protect that ass. Which I thought was funny. And I was like, you know, She he is her boss. So this feels a little weird, but I Ultimately, my PC and things didn't really kick in. I thought it was funny

So then after skating they go sit down and the waiter comes over and they're like, thank you And he goes, where's my tip? And he goes, oh, I got you, bro I got you, bro I'm like that guy is mockingly tip him and I love the way that I was saying it. This is the way to wait Or we meet on Bravo. He's like Ricky smiley. You come in here every single week and and you never tip me and then you go on to Dish nation and say I tip so much money to me the prematurely graying waiter and no you don't so now that we're on TV Where's my tip? That's the monologue I've created for him inside his hair.

I love him. He's all standing up. Yeah. He's really cute, actually. That was cute. So then we get intense horn music. Like intense synthesizer horn music. And I was like, okay, it's time for Cynthia.

And sure enough, it's like. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh time for Cynthia and sure enough, it's like like that is music that only is Cynthia could love. Yeah, we're because we were at the Bailey Agency School of Fashion. I'm like, I did not know that the Bailey Agency or the School of Fashion or the Bailey Agency School of Fashion was still in existence. Or as I like to call it the bazaar. Or as I like to call call it now the rental space that is basically paying their rent. I was like, well, you got to hand it to Cynthia for being smart enough to have a rental space. Who'd have thought that the Bailey school, the Bailey agency without last toys or Russ and Claire's? Cynthia has taken over

Claire's to rent out for parties. Yeah. Cynthia's got some business game, but I love, I keep saying that I love. That's why you like like, bye, bye, love. That's what this podcast was just be called. You know what else I liked? I liked this part. I liked this part. I don't know what else I liked.

At least I heard myself. Shut up. Shut up me. This is the thing that brought you off the childhood childhood pickle trauma It did concentrate on the things you like concentrate on the things you like that pick up mother My mommy issues just did a nice backwards skating lap Now I know why you hate Jill Zaren so much. Probably after that scene when she went figure skating, you were like, never again.

Well, it certainly didn't help. I'll tell you that. So Cynthia, as she does, whenever they're in her business, gets very businessy. She's like, I'm learning sunglasses and sad, Chad, at my business. In a voice. And she's like, I need some third and fourth options on that fourth and sixth shoot child, you know, classes, cheddar cheese. They're like, okay, Cynthia, here's the invoice.

So she's like, okay, child, I need some more of those sets. Like, no, you don't have to speak with your indoors voice. We're saying we need an invoice. The voice inside me as I was saying, I have a rental room. So Kenya comes in and Kenya has been a little not on this show that much. Like two months. Yeah. So she comes in, she's like, hi baby, boo, my little boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

They're fake ass Kenya voice. I was so happy to see her. Honestly, like we've had so much Kim Zolciak or Kim Byurman that to see Kenya back, honestly, it really, I didn't even know how much I needed it. I know Kenya is a terrible person and everything she said was totally unstoppable, but honestly, too much Kim, too much Kim, give me some, bring me Kenya back. I was happy. I was floating on I was happy.

I was floating on a little Kenya cloud that looked like the cloud in Super Mario that throws the little spiky things at you. You know, so you're like, oh, it looks nice, but it's really evil. But I embrace it still. I like the challenge. It reminds me that I'm at World 4.

I finally made it to World 4 and I skipped World 2 and 3 because I use the Warped Tunnel. You know? Yeah, I can use Ben Stuck in that Warped warp tunnel. She's like, why is this all suddenly 2D? Welcome to world four one. I can't with her. So I was already mad, but I knew that you would be happy. So I was like, be happy for your friend Ben, you know, but then I wasn't because of course Cynthia's like, where are you coming from looking like a naughty, naughty, bad schoolgirl girl child? And Kenya's like,

I was in Chicago with Mark, we had business to do there. Girl, that's hard to be a wife. I was like, please name the business that you had to be there, please. Please. Yeah, please. Who knows? It's called Pizzeria Who Knows. So we were really doing the whole Kenya, the Kenya more life experience yesterday because We were in Detroit Houston and Chicago in one day and those are all those are all the vital Kenya more cities And it didn't even fill me with Kenya positivity. I don't know how that happened But I can't with Kenya and her fake thing and she's like did you get some and she's like what do you think? I was like for the airport? And Kenya tells us I thought I was pregnant and it turned out to be me guys I

found out on FaceTime in a doctor's office I rented out. I think it's so full of shit. I don't mark and I can't keep our hands off each other. And Cynthia's like where have you been since you Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Can you can only hold on to that for so long? Okay. Yeah. We've all seen, get nice, Kenya. Okay. She can only do this for so long. So please, allow those cameras on you, so can watch the breakdown. Yeah. So Kenya starts asking about Neenie being dropped

from escape, the escape tour, et cetera. And so they start talking about it. And this is when Cindy Akashley mentions that Kim is now trying to sue Neenie a defamation of character. Now, what does Kim, what leg does Kim have to stand on? If anything, in this stupid argument, wouldn't it be Nene suing Kim for a defamation of Roach character?

Right? Like what? It would be Roach's, like, we were not in that bathroom. It was a water bug Or it was like a different kind of bunch of roaches are like we have standards, okay? Yeah, we found that out last week she wouldn't mean he was like I got assistant deceased or deceased in the Well, but that's different though a Season to sister's different than being sued for defamation of character though

Well, I think that was the threat It was like a letter threatening to that they were going to sue her for defen. I don't know if she's actually suing her if it was just the season to assist. Kim defames her own character. The moment that Kim posts something on Instagram, her character is defamed. You know, she's like, she's inherently defamatory to herself. Okay. It's not anything Neenie does.

Well, while we're talking about shifting blame around, it's all Uber thoughts. Basically, Uber's are just showing up in front of me. I love that. I love that that's like a running thing that Neenie is still blaming Uber and left, but we'll get to that. So Kenya's like, really, how many times has she defined anybody? Well, for my class action, I was like like class already lost this battle like seasons ago. Okay. Yeah. There's this like, yeah, this, yeah, I don't think, uh, I think when going up, when going up against Kim Zils, yeah, class will never win.

I think when going up when going up against Kim Zils, yeah, class will never win Like the classy kind or the school kind like every kind of class is lost, okay. Yeah. Yeah, this is true Just kidding her does her domestic violence thing is coming up and so she's like I'm inviting the girls They helped but also women and survivors and Cynthia's, okay, well, let's go look at this, let's go look at this rental space when I was like, ding, ding, ding. That's why you're always a winner, Cynthia. Yeah. Good job. And then, Ken, he's like, okay, well, why don't you guys just send me a floor plan and we'll figure it out.

Like, oh, thank God, at least Cynthia was like, four plan. Get the fuck out of here with your floor plan. Now, Chad, I don't understand this idea about planning, okay? That was always Peter's department, you know? He is the person to get a coupon for something free and then argue about it. Like, I want a corn dog, but I want a hamburger. It's like, but it says corn dog, man. But I won!

Yeah. They welcome to my life every time I go into pavilions. Okay. The world like this God awful pavilions that's near me, it should just be torn down and replaced with like a. I don't know a place that that sells Christmas trees, you know, like just give me anything. Fire the crackers, damn, that awful. The only good thing that ever came out of that pavilions was the fact that I saw Tina Knowles there once. Okay. And everything else has just been awful. Well, it's her fault. I blame Tina. It is for that pavilion. Yeah. It is. Tina Knowles fault. And I know well, it's there's someone's fault. Someone

was probably, I think someone shoplifted there because they apparently used to have self-check out. And now they don't anymore. And it is the slowest goddamn lines in all of Los Angeles' pavilions, okay? Well, hopefully, at least someone just stood up to self-checkout and started punching it in the face. I hate self-checkout, fuckers. No, self-checkout is a dream. It's a dream. And people don't know how to use self-checkout need to check themselves out.

See what I did there? Anyway, candy factory. Candy worrying about her track pad. Yeah, I feel like candy is the Someone who may have after this scene. I think candy may have some issues with self-check out because you we just cut to candy sitting at her desk Like tapping her track pat be like See now, drop man. See now, Steve Jobs. Like a fax comes out of her mouth. So stupid. I had that trackpad for years, and I would have the same issues. And my batteries would blow up in the trash pad, the track pads. I went to three and the battery acid would be all the way on the inside like all over it. But now they have the magic track fads. So different. Candy, you're rich, okay?

Well, you do see her changing her own her own batteries in it. She's like, see? No. Dura sale. I mean, some Dura sale. Energize and bunny keeps going and going. Now listen, yeah, bunny. you could keep going and going, but you can't go out of my ass and if Johnny's a bunny, it's like, Candy, what are you talking about? She's like, see?

I don't know. She's like, my, my, game. I've decided that the bunny is fired. Actually, if you think about the Dura-Sel theme song, is exactly like Candy's voice. Eh? Eh? Eh? Right? If you think about the Dura-Sale theme song is exactly like Candy's voice. Right? She is the Dura-Sale battery. See? No. No.

BOOM! So she's buying a property across the street in Don Juan and she goes, Why are you pulling that face? And he goes, what do you know about a recycling place? See? Now, nice to recycle, plastics, and papers, and different materials. I just thought the idea of candy transferring all the old ladies to the recycling place.

Like, you're going to be the face of this recycling center Okay, I'm like have you seen the escape tour? I think she knows a lot about recycling I don't want no scrubs scrubs the thing that I put in the recycling factory But I know he's like I then Todd walks and he's like, what do you talk about? And can he goes, bad property. And don't want to like how many, how many properties do you need? And she's like, who wins monopoly like me? Because I just,

my sister turned to random. I still love the fake cash out of the out of the bank. I win. Thank you for bringing up my childhood again, candy. A good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. I actually think it's this is why I love candy because she's effortlessly. The boss, right? Like don't muscle the balls. You're like, but seriously, she is just like, Oh, yeah, by the way, I put her cycling factory, you know, she is just like, oh yeah, by the way, I put her a cycling factory. You know, like, she just, she is rocking her shit.

Everything she does is a success. Honestly, restaurant is working out even though we thought it wasn't going to, it's killing it. She just buys property because she has the funds to do it. She's not like all these other people who are just like trying to be like, look at me, I'm wealthy.

She's actually successful. And she's smart and she knows. She's like, Google's moving in down the block. I'm buying up this property because I know it's going to be worth a lot of money. And she's right. Yeah. And Todd's like, well, Oprah doesn't just do one thing. It's like, Oprah has like 90 million gales, okay? Like as much as I respect candy, that's not Oprah, okay? Yeah. And also, yeah, I don't even have it then also. I was just like, maybe I should keep talking. I'm also going to find one. And also, and you, and you. Oh, I think it's because it's, I had a dot, dot, dot, but I think it's because I

was picturing a thousand, a thousand gales with Oprah. Madman just being like, did you mean to fuck up the recycling center, Gale? Gale, stop chewing on that old can. There's no tuna in it, bless her heart. Gale, you don't get a five cents back for every glass you'd shop on. Gale, how many times have to tell you there's no orangina at the recycling factory. That's okay. Candy is bottling sheen as well. So no, no, it's funny. I can only do that like low voice thing when I say Riley. I can go, Riley. But if I

say orangina, my orange in doesn't sound the same, I can only do Riley. There meant to be a different. Orangina that doesn't sound the same. I can only do rally. There meant to be a different Orangina that it doesn't do. Yeah So candy's like picking up properties What about Neemie making rape jokes? It's like wait a minute. I Love a segue, but yeah, yeah, they basically talk about it and they're like listen It was a joke someone was heckling her. We didn't think it was like the worst thing in the world, but the promoters didn't like it.

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It's like, okay. Okay, so Sheree. Sheree is still working on her basement. Yes. She's doing construction. There's like painting and the interior design There's like there's just some like chatter about like when's it gonna be done? It's gonna be done. What about this crew? There was I was sort of wasn't listening to that sort of idol chatter

Because I knew it was just like they're like hey, can you guys talk about the interior design? You know, yeah Well, the big takeaways from that part were that she's kept somebody working with her named Mikkel and he's like Sorry, Shere is not to be done on time and you know that she wants to punch him in the face but she's like trying to calm herself down and then she's like he goes like we have a lot of trouble the door knobs aren't there and can I please get the spa area done like what is Sheree doing at this house she's's like, I love hosting parties. So I want to theater, Asana, a man cave,

I want a rolling ring, a bowling alley, and we're gonna have never, never land. I mean, I'm like, what are you building? This is why your house is never finished, okay. She's like, I want to have a giant slide puzzle on the floor. You know, I can survive it. I mean, my portrait, but cut into nine different squares. The one square removed.

I need to move them all into different directions until you get my face again. Like what's the rate? She's building a man cave. I'm like, hey, you know, it's a basement. So there's probably going to be bars on the way, though, which is unfortunate. And they're actually being bats. It's a man cave. She's like, it's a man cave.

So I got some guano. I just want to make sure that Tyrone has some solitary time. You know, this is the most awkward room ever. I just want to make sure that Tyrone has some solitary time. You know, this is the most awkward room I've ever had. I was semi-excited because I was hoping that it would be a return to the season one, season one event known as drinks and dialogue, which I believe Lisa Wu Hartwell hosted. And I just always laughed at that. I don't know why. One thing I would never go to is if

a friend said, hey, do you want to come over? We're doing something called drinks and dialogue. I'm like, no, no, I will not have a drinks and dialogue. This sounds awful. But anyway, I'm going to drink and stage directions because I love right those. Have a drinks and board games, drinks and food, drinks and laughing, but drinks and dialogue. I'm like, it sounds like an event that was at the student center at college. So, um, so then Tyrone calls. Yeah, sexy music, which means Tyrone is calling from federal prison. Right, you bet. And so Shere is like, she's basically like, hey, Tyrone, guess what? I've got a surprise for you. Yeah, I, yeah, I know you were saying how much you wanted to do the basement when you got here, but you know, I can't wait. So I went and I do the basement without you. I've done it. And Tyrone's like, first of all, baby.

I want to tell you how much I love and appreciate you. Your your drive is off the chain. And don't you worry yourself about it, I'm not concerned that even though it's gonna be my project, I was gonna do it all for you, don't worry, I'm not mad because I won't be out here for five more years anyways, I'm gonna fuck yours. And he's like, what about the workout room, when we're gonna do that baby? And she's like, well, you know what I want? It's one of those stair climbers, what do they call? It's a climber of the stair and you go up it and if you don't if you don't keep climbing you fall off There's a lot of baby

So those those are 15 grand so what are those things that's like you feel like a kind of treading water But you're also at like a mill somewhere like a treading and you're in a mill one of those things called again treading build baby. Yeah You know she wants to know yeah, I'll let, yeah, I was trying to make a liptical work, but I was like, hmm, pass. One of those things, baby, you feel like you're on a train. You're like, I'm on a track, but you may be in Scandinavia. So feel like you're in Nordic. You're on a track.

But you're like a Nordic person on a track. What are those called, baby? A thaw, master, baby. Come on. Play my game. Play my game, caro. They're playing the worst game ever of pyramid. They're basically saying the words.

I'm just Betty White's partner. I'm like pass, pass, pass. So I like that what you talk about. The stair cleaning when Tyrone goes, babe, don't worry about it. It's taken care of. Like you're in jail. What are you talking about? Tyrone.

Tyrone is such a talker. And Saraje's just falling for every little thing. And she goes, well, I don't know a realistic date for Tyrone. But it better be this year. Like, okay, well, it's a Sarajeer because you've been building this house for a decade and you're pretending it's like Sarailliers are really, really long. Really, really long.

I just feel bad that she's rushing the construction of her basement for when this convict gets out of prison and there's like no guarantee that he's getting out anytime soon. She just has it in her head that he's getting out in like two months. I don't know. Poor charaill, but she's in love and it's nice. She's totally isn't all okay. She's like, well. I don't know. I'm Porsche Ray, but she's in love and it's nice. She's just an old okay. She's like, well, I don't know what we're gonna do this, but I want a destination wedding because he has to bunch of kids, you know, and then I have kids and I'm gonna bring my friends and Candy can come to I was like you are so fucking delusional. Okay. I was like just because if he gets transferred to Rikers that does not mean it's a destination wedding

I was like just because if he gets transferred to Rikers that does not mean it's a destination wedding She's like up on a destination wedding. We'll get on the bus. They'll be can't get off of until they tell us This destination wedding we're doing on the third floor is jail Yeah, and if anybody is doubting that tyrone is completely on trustworthy a your dumb and B He says things like this Well, I can't wait to blend the family, baby. Would too blessed to be stressed. I was like, oh. Too blessed to be stressed. When they start speaking at you in Instagram means it's just time to cook up.

That's not even an Instagram meme that he's speaking to her and he's speaking to her and Porsche taglines. At least it's less to be stressin stressin to whatever to be something. Of course it makes it okay because she ends it with something so stupid that we can't even remember what it is. Like she'll take a normal thing like, wait, it's not what? No, that's you want to what? What? It's like what? That made no sense. She makes Instagram's new again. Instagram means new again. Oh my goodness. I heard somebody come onto your sky. It was like blue. Blue. Me? No one came onto my sky. Oh, maybe it was me. Who is it? I think someone came onto your plot. I'm just I don't have skyfriends. I never use God for anything except for this. Well, I don't either and they're all people like the guy from the casting couch.

That's actually who it was. Was it really? What was his? I don't remember the casting couch. That was like five years ago or something. Okay. Anyway, so Neini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini, Nini do you want to do with your life? He's like, oh, something hang out. Like what? There's a lot of people. There's a lot of, so I'm just gonna hang out. Yeah, I want another tea on that in my name. Well, I'm thinking about all. And nothing like talking about goals with your child,

while they're playing pool in their own man cave basement. It's like, I want you to concentrate on your life, Brent. And he's like, I'm trying to go to school. I'll tell you that Like I think I think nini nini nini's next life goal is to learn how to hold a pool queue because she like picks it up Like a saber and then like jab the ball that went flying across the room. I'm like, nini very simple goal Go on to YouTube and just learn to get, please, it is very painful to watch. My God, so she's going to try and get him to stand up because, you know, she's been doing stand up for so long.

Well, no, she wants him to go to college. She tells him to go to college because it's important and she's trying to convince him to go into college. I'm like, listening, all you have to say is, look at Bryson. Look at Bryson. Now, do you want to be Bryson? Okay, go to school. Well, she just kind of starts not rewriting history,

but really emphasizing the good parts of history. She's like, when I was 18, I had a dream, but my aunt said, go to college. So I did. I was like, so let's just cut out the other parts. And then you went the needy strip pull route, and then you found a rich guy, who was married and now you're here congratulations Brent doesn't necessarily have those same options, but I say go to school. Why would you tell your kid not to go to school? Yeah, well, I just am concerned because Brent wants to join the comedy world and the here's the thing he wants to be a comedian.

And this is how he talks. I mean, you have subtitles. They give you subtitles like you're from a foreign country and you want to do a comedy act. That doesn't work. Well, you never know. Maybe that could be his thing, but also I have him. I know she is telling him good to school. So I don't know what I'm saying, but she says you should go to school.

I'll say if you don't go to school, I'm going to support you and I will mentor you, et cetera, but you should go to school. I think it's like, I want to go on comedy or whatever. I'll mentor you. You were crying two days ago. And she's like, on stage, you have to be the bigger person. Like when people say things to you, like what happened to me, I'm like, uh, uh, watch out. Do you have enough room in this basement for the violin crew that's coming in here right

now? And then Nini tops it off with, look, I'm gonna, I'm no momager, but I'm definitely gonna be his mentor and we're just gonna leave Uber and lift alone. Like, oh yeah, because it wasn't about rape. Come on, Nini. Come on. Exactly. It's like, listen, Brad, you always have to read the room.

So for instance, if there are Uber drivers in there, you cannot make an Uber rape joke, okay? But otherwise, it would totally play well. Yeah. That's the issue. The rooms for the rape jokes are okay. So then speaking of career prospects for the kids, we then go over to Dr. Guillaume's office.

He is a sexy dentist in Atlanta. Wow, Dr. Guillaume's office, he is a sexy dentist in Atlanta. Wow, Dr. Guillaume, he was so cute. And Cynthia's late, so they're like, okay, just keep talking Dr. Guillaume because he's like, well, the important thing is the implants. And when you get the implant is,

you know, really good implant. When the implant has been pushed on top of the implant of the implant thing and know as like, I'm no well and even I'm bored. That's something he's like, so I'm late, John, so I'm late. Yeah. Here I am. I was just going over four plans.

Can you send me for the in-house space center, Richard? I'm still confused about that. Gonna work on that. I was so happy in this scene because, you know, basically, no, well, I think she's in her gap year. And we learned that as a child, she was always fascinated by dentistry, which somehow, which was sort of like,

to me, it was both sort of cute and kind of funny. Like, it was funny to think of a little Noel fascinated by dental tools. And so as a result, she's interning now with a dentist or as a prostitentist or something like that. And I was thinking, I'm so happy right now because if Peter were still in the picture, you know that Noelle would be interning with Dr. Curves, you know. So I'm like, this is all moving in the right direction. She's like, I think it's

so weird that you want to just last week you were talking about taking a gap here. And now here you are working for a dentist. No, I was like, I was talking about gaps, fixing gaps. I just want to change people's lives. Yeah. Well, listen, I'm proud of Noel. I think me too to be 18 in an intern in a dentist office. That's pretty cool. Like that's like good drive. Yeah. And then Cynthia brings it down because she's like, well, will because no, well,, it's like, what about Will and Cynthia's like, oh, he's good. And no matter what, he's in my life, Naja. He's worked here long enough to be full time. So we got to pay his health care.

So you'll be seeing him eventually. Will, you should know, you'll see him. He works over where I used to work. It's our rebel. Yeah, Joe. So now let's go over the Kenya's event, which you know, Kenya is going all out with Priv. Yeah. Oh my God, it's screening day. So she brings in all these survivors of a domestic abuse. And here comes Priv.

Susan Hanna got Domino's coupons at this point. Yeah. So it was nice. You know, she hadn't let the housewives all donated gowns. So these women are So it was nice. You know, she hinted like they, uh, the housewives all donated gowns. So these women are trying on gowns. The whole idea is that a bunch of the survivors are going to come to the screening later that night. And they're going to get their hair done and they're going to wear these gowns and just feel pretty and feel special. Um, so, uh, so this is all happening. And the music starts playing. And the music is like, I wanna make it change, I just wanna feel special. Today is about me, I wanna feel special. It feels like nice and then there's just

like this enormous close up of the priv logo on someone's shirt. I was like, hmm, this is supposed to be about survivors of domestic abuse and instead I'm seeing the priv logo. Yeah, and it's priv. So next up we have Shireay and Cali is home from school and she's a vegetarian now and Saray is like, so I'm making you practice. So now you're a, what are those things that you climb and then you fall off. If you don't keep climbing,

she's like a vegetarian. I'm like, yes. You want to put this in the what do you call it? It's like you put toast in it and it makes toast a vegetarian yeah yeah Oh Kelly Kelly got what I make you what's the thing what do you call it? It's like a bunch of things. It's it tastes sort of it's not rough It tastes very smooth. It's like really smooth thing I bet you're a Sorry I'm cracking myself up to sing vegetarian over and over. It's the kind of sad day. I'm having

So she's like it's trauma so she's like she's like well oh Melanotic track. That's what you're having and Kelly's like wow I've made you a vegetarian so enjoy this And college was smoothie on the elliptical I just put a bunch of strawberries and yogurt on the pedals there and a Medico real fast. Let me know what you think about it So Kelly sees the food and she is, wow, it's just like college. That is the saddest review I've ever heard

for a breakfast, you know. Yeah, so she's like, That's not very good. So she's like, so, how school? And Callie's like, well, it's school. I mean, it's weird. We can wear whatever we want. Like, people wear sports bras as tops.

And so he goes, you'll keep your morals, Kelly. You keep your morals. And she's like, so what about boyfriend, significant other and then Sherri? This is Sherri whenever she's on the hot seat. She has, she has this like low grown laugh, where she's like, oh, Kelly. Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, like, oh, Kelly. She does that one too. She does the pigeon.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then she does, I love when Shredo's her, her, her growl voice, because she, she mostly is in pigeon voice. I was like, what is that? What are you doing? What are you doing? Tremel, what's Tremel? What's Nortoshaq?

But then when she gets mentioned, oh, girl, holy, girl, holy, girl, holy, girl, holy. Like my favorite quote from this season of Surrey when Kim's telling her all that gossip and she goes oh she's getting juicy she has some light candy in her yes they started talking about Tyrone and she's like well you know he's on some hard times I'm like he's doing hard time okay yeah he's in jail he's falling on hard times We're doing both dimensions of her voice at the same time to give the full-shrieks experience a black hole has just been created I don't know why people don't, why don't we don't have more people subscribing to the podcast. It's like, they turn on, it's like, oh, more juvenile.

We'd be more juvenile, we're literally just like making voices now. And like, they like, that's so funny. It's called living the dream, Ben. Living the dream. Pickles, pickles. So now we go to Kenya's PSA screening. And everyone's shows up, Shamiya's there,. Shamia's got some short hair, which I really like

I think that she should go with that look more often Okay, we're ready to go girl. We've got the FedEx park the FedEx track is even parked outside there I'll get in free on below Wow, he's really going out going Oh He was cracking the up so Portia shows up in a black swan dress. I'm like oh geez, Portia Stop putting yourself in the victim category. Okay. It all turns out to be real.

So she's like, I'm excited to support Kenya, even though she was kind of crappy and Houston, this is bigger than that. It's like a, you're all just such big people. She was actually talking about the room. She's like, this is a bigger room than the rest around in Houston. Wow. I Hope they don't serve Kenya dinner Because that was the hangry Kenya episode. Yeah, so let's see here I'm kind of going through a lot of small talk in the scene Well, nothing there's not a huge amount that that um that happens here

I mean, so Porsche is talking about how once again, she's talking about how much she's apologized, et cetera. What else can she do? Yada Yada. I mean, she does her Kenya arrival and she's just trying to like be nice to everybody that she's been a total asshole to you. What I've read online and I don't know if this is true. This is just what I've been reading is that this scene was filmed after because there's all this drama in the real season going on with Kenya or the backstage gossip going on with Kenya because she's been such an asshole to everybody this season and they were saying she's fired and this and that and so she was like, okay I'll fill my husband so supposedly they've all met him and they're filming this later in the season. I got that I got that impression that this was tacked on because otherwise I think it would have been part of the season trailer. And instead we only, you know, the moment when Kenny goes,

welcome, please welcome the love of my life, Mr. Daily or whatever she says. We only got to see that scene in the midseason trailer, which made me think it was, it was filmed later. But God leave it to Kenya to use a domestic violence event to introduce. I mean, I can't with Kenya. I can't. So the other, but I was going to say you can tell that Kenya is being fake because she's using that voice. And she's just trying not to murder somebody. She's like, Hi, everybody. And her voice gets higher and higher. And then Saray when Saray is being a phony, her voice gets really high. And

it was so funny. Cause Kenya's like, hello, Saray. Saray's being a phoning, her voice gets really high and it was so funny because Keny was like, hello, Saray. And Saray's like, oh, when are we gonna get me to the next set tonight? When are we gonna be dancing? We gonna meet them? We gonna meet them? And it's just like this high voice off

between them was cracking up. Yeah, and Keny is like, well, Mark couldn't come because he'd have to book his own ticket. He can't do that. I would have to do it for him. Ha ha ha ha ha. Like, yeah. At this point, I'm starting to believe

that Mark is just a toddler. Like, I need to have special time with him. Ha ha ha ha. He's a growing boy. Ha ha ha. No one ever messes food that before I was here. And she also says, and I have to pick up clothes for him. I was like, can you are you pretending that we didn't all see that closet full of old Navy clothes that you haven't even taken the tax off of?

Like, please stop with this. Exactly. So she's going, she's like doing a whole presentation about her PSA and guess who walks in the door. It's none other than Mark Daley. He figured out how to use orbits. Good for him. They literally cut back and forth. They started playing this show so shady.

They started playing the domestic violence clips while they were cutting to Kenya giggling and being like, he made it. It's like, oh my God. And also in her speech, she goes, I'd just like to thank the people who hold me up daily. And then when Mark came in, Neenie literally put her finger on her nose, which cracked me up.

Well, I like Neenie's saying, well, he's definitely improved since being cardboard in San Francisco. And sure he says, I don't know if he's real. I don't know if he's a real husband, but he is real. Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.

You know, Mark is very hot. I think he's very, very hot. And so I'm happy for Kenya for that. But honestly, this whole like, I have to thank my night in shining armor. Mark. I'm like, okay, Kenya, just relax. Let this, let just play your PSA. It should be about the PSA and not about Mark, even though he is hot. Yeah, that's what nice and shining armor always do. They stop next to the princess and they're like, could you please make this horse move for me? I don't know how to do it. Could you, could you pick out some armor for me?

I have no, I have. Then it's like, um, I know I'm supposed to be saving you princess, but actually, do you think you could come over to my neck of the woods instead? Thanks. Oh, and he's just his body language. I don't blame him really for being nervous because he is walking to the lion stand in this, but his body language is just crossed arms. And he just looks totally stressed. And of course, you don't blame him because LeCou comes, Siree comes right over and she's like, Hello. So. And Mark goes, oh, so you live down the block? Which he's destined to be Kenya's husband,

with shape like that. He's like, so he put down in the sentence, first of all. He's like, you live down the black and she goes, what'd you get your nose pierced? I want a nose piercing. And I was like, you shady ass, you're right. And sure enough, sure enough, she's like, it's dainty.

And she goes, I've been seeing the guy with this nose pierced. It's just two pocket. Okay. I'm like, that's funny, but it's also like, where have you been? Have you? Do you just not look at people? It's like, well, they will anybody ever just leave Lala alone? So.

So we also, the PSA starts to play. And you know, it's all, you know, here's my feeling on the PSA. I feel like very important stuff, very moving stuff, moving stories. I just feel bad that it looks like it was shot so poorly. I'm like, I hate when there's important stuff that's told with bad production. Low angles, weird editing.

Yeah, I just, the whole thing cutting back with Kenya Giggling about her husband, we bugging me. Yeah. So then Mimi is like, well, I'm just happy for Kenya because here she found a band or whatever and then you hear the producer going, but do you believe it's her husband? And she goes, no, do they appear to be truly in love and she goes, can you appear to be truly in love? So just great shading. That's like that's the Nini that that I like right there. Yeah. So then Portia and Neenie are talking and Portia's like, you know what's really important. I was thinking after I talked to you,

it's really important that people just say when they're wrong and make it up to people when they're wrong. And Neenie's like, oh my God, look at this. Portia is about to take accountability. And she's like, yeah, so you should just say, I was wrong about Uber rape or whatever. And he's like, uh, never mind. Never mind.

And then people start saying accountability over and over. And then he's like, I took account immediately for what I did. I'm like, you're still blaming Uber and lift people for that. So he's like the queen of not taking accountability ever. Yeah. NeNea is the queen of that. But I do respect her for just like laughing off Porsche's ways and being like, whatever, instead of just getting the whole fight at the domestic abuse PSA event. Yes. And then

Porsche, I like the editors are on her side this season for whatever reason. And I'm guessing it's because they drag you one season and then make you okay the next. I mean, it's classic housewise. Not that they had to make up anything to drag her with. She earned that one. But then they show it. Both in terms of she earned the drag in terms of, you know, her shady behavior and also just her her clothes make up very drag, very drag. She earned the drag, she earned the drag. And so they show, she's like, I have a apologize,

like me, I apologize so many times. And then they show a clip of her just being like, I am very, very sorry for whatever I did. When you thought I'd classed the street and I didn't wait for the light. I'm very very sorry. If I did anything to upset you, I'm very very sorry. It's like, yeah, you have technically you've apologized, but you haven't actually had

accountability in the apologies. And so we as your resident Teddy Melon camps are here to say be more accountable. I love that they just kept saying accountability and accountable over and over again. Yeah. Teddy had a huge bone or somewhere. She's like, Oh my God. I'd been there talking about accountability again. Yeah, that was pretty much the rest of the episode, right? Except for Kenya saying, this is the second most important day I've had this year. Second of course to me getting married. Good. She had to get one last one in before the season wraps up next week.

I can't believe it's ending early. That's not a good sign. Wait, what's what episode was this? 18? I think this was episode 18. Probably think this was episode 18 or so. I mean, they had a... It's weird to me, it still actually feels like a little bit of a short season, even though it's been a long season because they kept on having so many preemptions, which they do every year for Super Bowl and Christmas and Oscars. But maybe that's why it felt long, even though it's short on episodes. I think it's short on episodes. Well I think the reunion will probably be pretty amazing. So

we just have some sort of costume party, a Halloween party to get through next week and then we get to the good step at the reunion. I'm excited for it. Yeah so month left of Atlanta. Well that brings us to the end of our show. Thank you guys so much for listening You know Lucky, plucky, plucky, plugga come to our live channels Our mind is the 15th. It's gonna be fun and go vote for what show you want us to cover on our watch of crap and Screepage watch of crap and fly in love and it Yeah, you're much because it's limited and about to go away But bye merch goodbye. Bye everybody. We'll talk to you next time.

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