Watch What Crappens - RHOA: The Elusive Chanteuse

Episode Date: May 23, 2023

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the one the only the hilarious Mr. Roni Karam. Hi, Ronnie How are you? Well, hello. How are you, Ben? Good to see you, babe. Good to see you too. Well, we're here obviously like it's no longer a thing to say that we're doing Crap Sun Demand because like really every episode now almost every episode is on video, but what's special about this one is that Ronnie Made a fun little singer at the beginning of the episode. So that was fun to watch and listen to things for making that. That was. I love that. I love that.

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We really hope to see all of you at those big shows. Let's end it on a high note, shall we? It's gonna be a fun, fun June for all of us. There'll be some really good stuff on Bravo to talk about. So really looking forward to it. Today, we are talking about real housewives of Atlanta season 15 episode three and This is the first episode that we get the taglines. I didn't even realize that we hadn't gotten our taglines yet But they are here. They've arrived. I have to say I wasn't I don't feel like this is the best batch of taglines

We've heard, you know, you know, they've been there They're okay. They're solved the okay, but I feel like Atlanta usually has some better tag lines. Um, there's a lot of trying to make positive things out of negative things in these, which I like. Um, but I don't know. Let's just go through them because honestly, I wish I could have a hot take for you on this. I already forgot what they were.

Okay. I watch this show literally 10 minutes ago. I finished watching it. I will say the title of this show is, A Star Is Reborn, and I would have to disagree with that. I'm not really sure how it drew his, ooh, ooh, ooh, was a star being reborn. Unless you're talking about like one of those reborn dolls

that look like real newborns, that they're all like really weird looking, like just not saying she's weird looking. I'm just saying the the musicality itself, you know, right. Was akin to a reborn doll. Otherwise not really sure, but we'll get to that. I feel like a star had a pregnancy scare. It's more like not stars born. The star was a pregnancy scare. It's more like, not a star is born, the star was a pregnancy

scare. Like, it was a glimmer, glimmer of a, of like for a moment, you could imagine possibilities of like going down the line and thinking about all the possibilities. But then very quickly, it's like, oh, the second and third pregnancy test said no, negative. And so the, the idea, the entire notion was retired. Yes, a star right. A star went through fertility treatments or something. A star read a book about starting a family. Yes, a star's husband wrote a book about raising a baby that his wife wasn't even pregnant with yet.

By Ralph Peckman. A star ate a lot of ice cream. You know, just like that. When you were talking about a star's pregnant, at first I thought you were saying, you were talking about that clip from next week of Sheree in the doctor and the OB saying, are you trying?

Are you trying to be pregnant? Are you trying for what? Are you, what in the Ramona singer is going on? Are you trying to make my ass believe that Saray is pregnant? No man, okay. No so, how dare you show? You will not toy with me anymore like this, Bravo.

Bravo sometimes tries this. They did it with Tamra too. She's like, Oh my God, I might be pregnant. They do. I believe I've also called an actual reborn doll before. Oh, and she had the reborn doll storyline member when she, she, she, she, that's the same story you're talking about where she wanted to be pregnant again. So she had a fake reborn baby to see if she could do. And then that baby erased her. Do you remember the baby like refused to speak to her ever

again? God, that was a good story. Wow. Yeah. Araced by a doll. It was it was a wild time. Orange County scene at all. And then you go todall, but you're the Chuckie. And then that doll went and evicted Lynn Curtin from her house. So it was just the doll was doing everything. A lot of heavy lifting. So breaking news, you heard it here for us. There is no way in house or as pregnant. Oh, also, I just wanted to say just for your food for thought for you, Ben, and the audience,

I am doing something a little different today. I got new headphones that just kind of hang on my ear for some reason. Because we were playing around with backgrounds and it was making it less fuzzy. So I was like, I'm gonna try the, well, they're not soundproof headphones. And so now I'm realizing that all I do

is yell and scream the whole time, which is why my head hurts by the end of this podcast. And I'm so sorry to the audience and you, Ben, but if you need me the all the whole time, just please tell me to go back to the other headphones. If I sound like I have no energy, you sound ever. I don't know.

It's a journey today. It's a YouTube journey. It's a journey. Wonderful. You sound fine. And I like your headphones. They give you sort of like a legalast, like a like a, like a brunette legalast kind of thing

going on here. I am sticking with my chunky headphones, which is why on the video I have all sorts of distortion behind me, and my chair is also, can't decide whether it wants to be part of the background or not part of the background, so I'm coming in and out. You know, it's a professional is always over here.

You're gonna need, I think we're gonna have to get like the full green screens, like YouTubers have, you know? And they have those big gamer chairs. They're a cabral! And then they've got like gaming chairs and stuff. Multi-colored, like red and black. I'm not gonna do that,

but I will like I will investigate a green screen for sure, but I'm not gonna change my chair. This was a high quality like you at chair. You know, I'm gonna take a stand. Good for you, Ben. I'm taking a stand by sitting in this chair, but I will look into a green screen. I think it'll be fun.

We're playing around obviously. Okay, so these, these, yeah. So that's how good DreamStre Sodor's line was, you know Okay, so candy candy is my roots are in Atlanta, but my branches are worldwide Okay, that's cool, but it sort of makes me think of candy as like a strange old oak tree, you know Like a little too literal for me, you know, I feel like there's elves in, like there's some elves about to pop out of candy and start trying to fight Todd. It's like a little too like into the woods. It's a little too like I am an old tree, you know, yeah, I figure like you're not a

Wells Fargo. You know what I mean? Nobody cares about your branches. I love that you got to say worldwide again, but too much. And then Drew is forget the gaslight. I'm taking the spotlight. Oh no, you're still being gaslight too, girl. Okay, we've seen the poster for your music, which Ralph is posing in. So you are literally gaslighting yourself by thinking you're in the spotlight like You are very confused about all the lights Marlos is my past maybe checkered, but my future is solid gold

I'm not sure is that like a reference to the old TV show solid gold I wasn't sure I feel like there's a pun there that I'm missing and I feel like I'm dumb because I don't get it. It's too easy and it's, it's for me and again, unless I'm missing something, it's a little too easy for me and I thought it was gonna be something a little more like my past may be checkered

but my present is chess or something. I don't know, like something housewivesy but my future is solid gold. I don't know she does have people from the mall come down and deliver things to her car. So I'm with that and then Candy brings up her slashing that girl in the face again which Marla is like how dare you bring that up. Listen, I know it was 23 years ago. I think people should be forgiven for sure. I don't know that people are going to stop that up, although it's shocked that Candy did it. But again, we'll get there soon.

Okay. Yeah. Go with the checkered. Well, you know, it's, well, I sort of get it because it's kind of like my past maybe checkered. So it's like an illusion to Mackenzie's child, child, you know, or Mackenzie childs. And she's like, I went from Mackenzie child to now something that's actually like worth something, like gold, you know, maybe.

Or she has like gold coming out, like some gold jewelry lime or something, we'll see. So the next one is Kenya. I just don't do it for the culture, honey. I am the culture. Ha ha ha ha ha. Now I would love it if there were a tie-in that like this season, Kenya's making her own yogurt

because that would be perfect. I mean I understand what she's saying about the culture but if you could just add another layer to it I would be really happy. She definitely should have had this during the pandemic season because people were really into cultures then or like I may be in the, but I'm not just a starter, honey. I think it's really like a reference to Kenya's sourdough starter. I don't have sour grapes. I have sourdough. Kenya doing pandemic activity, so it's our tagline. Why would you wear a mask when your face looks this good?

People are going to make a... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, can you? Well, I may play Animal Crossing, but you're an animal. You're an animal. She's just workshopping her line as she says. You're just you're just getting your own pandemic into that, your own animal crossing. I was like, what did we do during the during the pandemic played Animal Crossing, Made Sourdough and Yogurt? Yeah. I came to 100 pounds.

I mean, that was mine. It was fun. So then this is another negative one that is being turned into a positive. The first was Drew's, forget the gaslight. Like she's making trying to make that into a positive. Next is Cherie's website going down because she didn't pay host monster enough money. Okay?

For alligator monster, whatever the hell she's on. So hers is, she buys Cherie. More like she broke the internet. The internet broke you. The internet broke you. Okay. Hey, you're out of your bill. You're broken. You're a Gator's book.

You're a broken website. Don't lead with the fact that you had a broken website. Like that's not your defining feature for the season. Why are you bragging? I'm fabulous and I have a broken website. Like you can't spin that. It was a broken website. Your website was broken.

Why are you trying to make it sound like that? Something positive. And then Sonia says, if you can't keep the pace, stay out of my race because I want unlimited gold. Yeah, okay, we get it. You're right. That's okay.

Okay, so then here we go. We started Shere's house and she's with Jessica the chef. And I'm only gonna just assume that Jessica's prepaid, uh, to which I will say very smart move, Jessica, Jessica, I hope you're prepaid, okay? Cause the entire last reunion was about how Shere doesn't pay. Oh, yeah. And Jessica made a whole bunch of food. She made a whole bunch of food for, I don't remember how many people came over,

but it was not that many people. She made a whole bunch. Um, Jessica seemed a whole bunch of food for, I don't remember how many people came over, but it was not that many people. She made a whole bunch. Jessica seemed like she had great work, although I took Umbridge with the bread she was using for her French toast. Did you notice that? It was a little thin, if you ask me, Jessica, I'm gonna need you to do some Texas toast

or some holla. Well, actually I corrected myself, because my first note was Jessica making bread pudding with sound which bread had dare you. Okay, and then I had to amend that later in the scene when we saw that it was French toast. It was not bread pudding. So I forgave her. I don't need a huge bread with my French toast, so I was okay with it.

See, I look, look, I'm going to be happy with honestly any bread with my French toast. I have literally French toasted so many different kinds of bread. I've French toasted hot dog buns, hamburger buns, like I'll throw anything in there. And French toast version is right. The French tortilla. Get out. Yeah, because I'm from a place. How does that work? So I make those for my sister. You French toasted tortilla. That's the easy thing. I think it's amazing. Wow, that's, I love that. I love hot, but I, yeah, I, you know what,

I just, I like a little bit of girth in my French toast. Because I like it to be, yeah, you know what? Like, I'm a French toast side-screen. I needed to be like crispy on the outside, but I like it kind of like soft, even like a little gooey on the inside. I like that. And sometimes when it's too thin,

you're not gonna get that. I am like Ben is with girthy things with French toast. I love all of it. I've never had a piece of French toast that was bad. I love any kind of bread, cooked in anything top-prep, literally cooking dog poop. I will eat it.

I love a cooked bread. So then we get a slow-mo entrance, because it's Sonia coming up the drive. I'm like, it's Sonia, okay. The worst thing you could do is put her in slow motion. She's probably horrified. I know. What are you trying to get her to quit this, so? Yeah. And she's saying that she needed a week off after BravoCon. BravoCon keeps coming up on this show, but it actually sort of is impacting the storyline. But yeah, they're pretty much promoting BravoCon here. And people are arriving, Marlos next, everything, and they're toasting with Mamosas. Marlos like, I want to vent. I don't even land so 3am and I'm in the airport. Drink a project with William on FaceTime, and it's an argumentative paragraph, and we're arguing! So, that's what she's bringing to season.

Yeah, because she's, and she's, listen, we know on these shows, nobody changes. Okay, they say you start the season by pretending you're going to change, but then by episode three, you have not changed at all. That's the general rule. Now, this by episode three, you have not changed it all. That's the general rule. Now, this is episode three. So we're going to see if Marlow has really changed her not. Hmm, I wonder if this magic trick is going to still work with Marlow. We're going to be able to predict it. So yeah, Marlow is now, you know, the Monti and she's doing... What is it called?

Monti. Monti. Monti. Monti. Because it's like mom and auntie. Monti. Mom and auntie. Monti and she's doing what does it call mom tea? Monty, go on tea. Go on tea. Because it's like mom and auntie. Auntie, mom and auntie, mom and auntie, mom and auntie. Mom and auntie, mom and auntie. I feel like mom and auntie is like mom and auntie ball. You're like, I have to go see my mom play auntie ball. And then your mom's like,

your mom's wearing a visor. Like, hey, I picked up a new hobby. Teaball's not just for kids anymore. And your mom's just being abusive to other people. It's just a newor like hey I picked up a new hobby tea balls not just for kids anymore And your mom's just being abusive to other people. It's just a new venue for her to be abusive to people Fuck off Cheryl. Didn't you see the the ball is literally sitting on the stick Cheryl you fucking idiot Well, I told them they're getting drunk in the stands. It's the funniest story. I was telling Pam I was like I heard there's a thing where you go to a ball and they serve tea so I signed up for it. Next thing you know I'm at the community park wearing a helmet hitting a ball off a peg and I love it. I'm addicted. I haven't run

this fast since Mervins had its final sale in our city. Great time. Oh yeah that was a great time. God, I did. I little did I realize how that was preparing me for my T ball career. Wow. I actually got a home rent today. Your father expects to get one of those every time he takes out the trash. So yeah, well, unfortunately, Joanne, she's been a real liability for our T ball team. She just keeps hitting the stick parts. He got to hit the ball, Joanne. I think we have to get it. Get rid of her from the team. Oh, El Hey Cheryl, are you a pitcher or a catcher? I'm like, okay, and that's what the homophobia mothers. Okay, nobody needs, nobody needs to be asking about it, T-ball. So, the new pickle ball, T-ball. So, uh, mom T,

mom T, mom T, mom T, mom T, they call, mom T, mom, they call me mom T because I'm the captain of the TV team. They're pretty cool. Okay. So Drew, I'm gonna keep Wilson. So, Sonia is like, yeah, you know, um, Bravo Khan. It was so fun. Like it was fun.

I could see everybody. And, you know, I was just saying like the fans are so nice to you guys. Like they really loved you guys Which is Sonja's way of being like my turn will come because I'm still a newbie, you know But they like really loved everybody else I guess yeah, that was Sonja's way of saying funny I would just walk through the java center and People wouldn't even say hello to me, but they've still loved you guys You know, it's so nice thing you guys sign so many autographs

Well, I stood there holding grumbrellas that was fun. It was so nice seeing you guys signed so many autographs. Always stood there holding grumbroles. That was fun. That was a good time. So, and then some more I was like, well, you all saw Mama Joyous, right? And so we cut to Andy on a panel saying, Mama Joy's, say three nice things about Todd.

And she's like, well, he's still short. And everyone's like, oh, you know, well, what else? And you know, they're doing it on purpose. I feel like they're forcing Joyce into this. Now, I'm not a Joyce apologist, but any means, I would never apologize for anything Joyce said, because she doesn't, why should I?

I don't think she deserves an apologist. She's not gonna apologize. Here is what I am of Joyce, a fan, and also a declarer that Joyce is a truth teller. And I'm sorry if everybody gets offended by that, but Joyce knows her shit. I'm not fucking with Joyce. Yeah, yeah, I'm not fucking with Joyce at all. So, um, Sheree tells us like, um, she's still surprised that Mama Joyce would still be saying negative things about Todd. I'm like, that's literally Joyce's joy in life, by the way. Like she's on her old age. Don't take away her version of T-Ball.

What do you want to make? Not let her, what do you want to not let her carry butter scotch in her purse? Okay, this is, this is an old woman's hobby. Let her have it. Let her have it. So Marlow's like, candy needs to stop talking about me. She needs to fix what's going on under her roof because the streets are talking and the streets are your mama. That was hilarious. So I feel bad jumping into point out that Candy does not talk about you. You talk about Candy.

And then she calls you out on it and then you act like a huge fucking victim and cry for three hours of a reunion instead of just owning one fucking thing that you've done a little season. Okay, man. Yeah. If you're hiring, you know what it's like to deal with economic uncertainty. And now more than ever, it's really important to hire the right people faster and more efficiently because you gotta keep the overall cost down. And thankfully, there's a hiring partner who's focused on you and your needs. And that is Zip Recruiter. From pricing to technology, everything that Zip Recruiter does is for you and what works best for you.

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or did you try to pull a hard time? Problem, I'm going. Problem, I'm going. Okay, that was like, wait, what's going on? I'm confused. They said, did you give, did you give you a hard time on your first season? And Drew said, did I give you a hard time

or did you come pulling a hard time out of me? Now that's a valid question, because Sonia, again, started to have to correct everybody who's trying to rewrite history at the beginning of this episode. You were friends with Drew, and then you turned on her for no reason to look good for the popular girls you would fit in with them.

So don't start this whole Drew did anything to you. Drew did nothing to you. You started it. You started it. You did. to you. You started it. You started it. You do. You know what she started also? The 400 meter race.

So, um, ha ha ha. Listen, you don't start things if you don't have experience in a starting block. So, uh, Sanya's like, she's like, you know, when I left the reunion, there was like a lot that was unresolved with Drew and I, and like a couple of weeks ago,

she said she wanted to extend in our branch. That's your accent. That's your accent. Well, because she's, it's like my accent's kind of like virulent to Alexia, I've been like, I've been like, what do you know?

What do you know? Hello, I'm Alexia, actually Vera, and then you're presenting. It's like ultimate girls' trip, can I? You know what I gotta say about Praboclin? This is what I don't like about Praboclin. I'm gonna tell you right now. I was trying to infuse the lightest Jamaican accent

because her Jamaican accent is so subtle, but in the attempt at subtlety, I manage to somehow become the likes of her. Oh well, you know, when you don't get it. I said what she means. She doesn't get it. When she gets mad, she gets it a little bit. She'll be like, don't come for me know she gets it when she gets pissed off. I was trying to find nuance in an accent that I'm not very good at

Oh, I just don't have any nuance at all. So I don't think I recognize nuance. I was like who are you? Are you nuance here? I don't I don't nuance is a new housewife actually She's like a win season wonder because no one ever underscores Yeah, she was married to someone else from like the album Devo. With, with, uh, Shamari who makes a lovely little cameo. Shamari had lasted another season. She would be like, this is my friend nuance. Um, oh my god, we're cut ends. Anyway, so, uh,. Anyway, so either way,

Drew, Sonia says that a couple of weeks ago, Drew, like said that she wants to extend an olive branch, whatever. And so then she felt like Drew went and like flipped the script and she needs to really, Drew needs to cut it out because Sonia is over it. Also, this isn't an olive branch. If we're fighting, don't send me a text saying, Hey, you want to come to my mom's birthday? Not really No, would you like to apologize or send me a Snickers bar or like literally anything else But ask me to go to your mom's fucking party. I don't want a good mom's party. Who are you? Who's your mom? No, yeah, no?

No, I love France. I don't want to go to your mom's tea ball game. Don't bring me in love. French bring me a pizza Okay, fuck your olive France. Bring me olives. I love brands. You don't want to go to your mom's T ball game. Don't bring me an olive branch. Bring me a pizza. Okay, fuck your olive branch. Bring me olive. You're all of us. I love olives. Bring me a branch of the Olive Garden. Okay, take me to a branch of the Olive Garden. While we're talking about world wide.

Talk about world wide. Olive Garden, sorry, Candy. Olive Garden's got you beat. So, Sharay is like, well, I had something to do in my fulfillment center. I can't be fulfilled unless you got a fulfillment center after all. And Kenny dropped by. And we talked about the Martell stuff and she felt like I was taking it for him. And no, I'm taking it for what's right. He falls ambushed. And so then she just tells us about

like she feels like it's important for her friends to respect him because she thinks that he's funny and kind and she doesn't see any of the cockiness that he has on his show. I'm like, well, that's because he's wooing you. He's like trying to, he's trying to get onto your show, Sherry. That's why he's not showing it. Also, you're delusional, okay? Because he was just yelling at a woman in public last week right in front of you. So then we go over to Ralph and Drew going rock climbing, okay? And then of course, and I love how bitchy the people are with them because they walk in and the lady goes, oh, so are you guys day passes? That's a great way to just, that's how I would have thought thought there you would summarize their career on Bravo after their first season Oh you guys are day passes here aren't you? But you're there, it's three.

Okay, come on in. Come on in and enjoy your day and Drew's like yeah guys are these jumps you's okay? This is our date not okay. We are so happy. Yes. So they go in and Drew's telling us, last year, things got a little rocky with Ralph. And so we started seeing Dr. Ken for marriage therapy, even though we're in a great place.

No. We want to keep it that way. And since we love a challenge, we're going to do something we both love. Sitting on a couch, washing back tapes that have been recorded in your living room without your knowledge. What? Because it's not rock climbing. It's certainly not rock climbing.

Is it coming up with like blatant Ponzi schemes? Is that what it is? I like the before and after pictures on Instagram that are literally the same picture. What is it? I'd like how literal they are. She's like, you know, we had a rocky year last year, so we're going to climb out of it by literally rock climbing right now for you guys. Also, Drew, to me, I call this scene, we'll Drew break her leg again. It's just like an annual tradition

because every season Drew winds up in a book cast because she keeps tearing her Achilles. And I was like, please do. You keep destroying your legs. And that's okay, that happens in life. But could you also take care of your legs when you're rock climbing because we watch her at various times during the scene when she has to rappel down from this wall? She just flings herself up the wall and swings around like a sandbag bouncing back and

forth. Like, true. You're going to hurt your legs again. Come on now, true. Okay. My computer just froze up a little bit. So I'm having to move to my notes onto my phone. So if it looks like I'm on my phone, guys, it's because I'm literally on my phone. Okay.

I can talk for 10 more minutes about Drew's swinging around. Literally. Drew trying to pretend that she's a rock climber was hilarious. So they're climbing and Ralph is of course, who's he's like, he's your legs! You're like, come on, you're like,

oh, you're gonna run into all Jesus Drew, oh, he's getting so mad at her. And she's like tumbling down this rock wall and everything. And he's like, oh, come on Drew. Oh, come on, you're supposed to say, it's right, come on Drew, repel Drew, come on Drew. And when he realizes that this is not meant for her, they just like sit down and they start talking.

Yeah, this is not meant for Drew. Drew's just slamming against the wall. I'm over here like, oh, where are you doing? You're kind of against the wall. She's like bam. Yeah, she's so that Drew's like, she's like, well, now that I'm adding music to my place, like how do you feel about like going from being like for me being with the kids 100% and being like a true housewife and going back to my career. And he's like, oh, well, that was always the plan from the beginning. Like, be like, you know,

like we'll be like, I can Tina. Oh, no, no, no, no, sorry. Yeah, sounds great. Thanks Ralph. Good idea, Ralph. Fucking maybe it. It's like, I can Tina. He's like, yeah, but like, the good I can Tina, the good part. She's like, what good part? He's like, yeah, he's like the normal I, I was like, there was no normal I, it was terrible at the beginning. I don't think I, I don't think there was a great year for Ike. I'm just gonna just go out on a limb and say that. How about like, how about instead of Ike and Tina,

how about just like, was it your, was that candy? Ike and Mike and Ike's, how about that of Ike and Tina, how about just like, was that your, what's that candy? Ike and Mike and Ike's, how about that? That's so much better. You know I love a Mike and Ike. Yeah. You know, great duo. Very functional duo.

So Mike and Ike work together great, even when they're sour. Yeah. So Drew tells us, she's like Ralph definitely hit his head. I'm one of those rocks because I thought we were Beyonce and Jay Z, but he's saying I can Tina and like, I'm not eating the cake anime. Beyonce and Jay Z, you two haven't even proven that you can make lemonade. I'm not going to buy this Beyonce. You're talking about.

I can't wait for their visual album to come out. This is gonna be Ralph's iPhone footage. Of course. It's gonna look like the new summer house because it's just gonna be all different shots of the room. It's like you're there for me. It's like in the living room making dinner for the family, not knowing that she's being taped. I will never forget. I don't care what anybody says. I will never forget that Ralph secretly taped his family without them knowing it That is yeah, I'm telling you fucking weird their visual album will just be found footage from his nanny cams that he has around So um Drew's like well great news my song has 33,000 streams. Yeah, that's bad

Coming from a place of isn't that awesome, okay. Thanks. She's like literally that's terrible. And he's like, no, it wasn't. It's actually a little frown we did, but there's no marketing or strategy behind it. She's like, yeah, I'm glad you said that because remember when we had that meeting

and I go, my God, we should do this together and you can be the singer and then I'll produce it and like, you know, get the marketing, we should do this together and you can be the singer and then I'll produce it and like, you know Get the marketing and strategy remember that remember that part Ralph I've got things to do could you please name them could you please name what you're doing? I need a list of shit that Ralph is doing Listen he has a book tour for the step in parenting As in he's going to bring his book to a museum and take a tour with it and hold it

in his hand. I'm on a book tour. You always know when like whenever your shoulders come up, you know that's when he's in trouble when he's done something wrong because whenever he gets mad, he brings his shoulders up to his ears and say, oh I have a little, what you are, I have a little book tour, a book tour. So his shoulders, I mean, at this point, like his shoulders are over his head. And he's like, listen, my hands are a lot of places, okay? I've taken the record to a certain point, you know? Listen, don't talk about your hands being a lot of places

when you have a track record of disappearing to Tampa, okay? Just, yeah, it's like my hands are a lot of pies. Yeah, we know. Okay, stay home, please. Stay home for a night. Stay home. Keep your hands on, on Drew. Not like that.

Not like that. I should say that's not a bad in the context that we're talking about. I can Tina. I met like lovingly. Oh, yeah. Of caresses. So, um, Drew's like, she's like, well, we worked great as a team as now drew now drastic as like all of us. Yeah, I still did we hear the song? I guess we did hear them last year like a little bit.

Oh, also we're stupid and I have to announce that like you guys don't already know that we're stupid, but We were making fun of last week when Ralph is going tiny desk, tiny desk. We got to do tiny desk They weren't talking about them having a song called tiny desk. Tiny desk is apparently an NPR. I was talking. I was talking about, I thought that's what we were talking about. The tiny desk and VR concert personally. No, they said tiny desk and then, well, I didn't know what it was.

And I was like, that's stupid. They have a thing called tiny desk. And then we started singing tiny desk songs like it was. Oh, I mean, I was just called tiny desk. I was singing tiny desk the song because I thought it was fun to sing a song called tiny desk. Either way, yes, I like to do that. And not only one of us is stupid, because I did not know. I'm just stupid to watch MPR. Okay. Uh, to me, MPR means no problem, Ronnie. Like if I say, I'm sorry, and then you write me back, andPR. I'm like, okay

But otherwise I'm not watching that shit Tiny desk Well either way, thank you like now now now we know truly the depth depth of tiny desk What I didn't realize though is that since we did get those messages I was going to say something about tiny desk and now I've completely forgotten and it's totally irrelevant. So the point is this we often have no idea what we're talking about and that's both of us to be honest. You know what I like? Large desks. Large desks. Take that LARGE SESC. Take that LARGE SESC.

Take that LARGE SESC. With your fuck time desk. I don't want your fucking timing desk. Take your MPR out of here. I'm not giving you shit. I'm about that. About a wide corner desk concert. I'm about to have. So Ralph is like, he's like, yeah, I need to focus on things. You know, I need, I need, I need to do. And so Drew is like, music has been a testament to how we fell in love working on music

to have there brought us to the genesis of our relationship. But now that Ralph is kind of pulling himself out of this journey, we were on together, like, I don't know. Like, wait, so we're gonna blame the divorce that's gonna happen, like, in a few months, on him not wanting to promote your song anymore. Is that what's happening? I mean, I think that's a good reason to get divorced.

Like, I have a song, you didn't promote my song. Like, where am I on the Spotify list? I think that that's a good reason to, like, where am I on the Spotify charts? Like, that's a good reason to leave some of that. I mean, it's better that certainly better than the whole gas lighting or emotional abuse or cheating, obvious cheating or secretly filming you when you didn't know. I mean, this is at least a valid excuse. Where's my song on Spotify, sir? Where is it? So she's like, I just hope it doesn't put a wedge between us, because I didn't see it coming.

I just, I would hate for it to be a wedge, unlike the other things that were not wedges, like all the things that you just mentioned, Ronnie. You know, I thought it was funny that she considers this, I would love a wedge. And by the way, if you ever want a relationship with me, put a wedge between us. I will be so in love, because all I'll see is blue cheese. I'll be like, I'll see you through a haze of blue cheese

and be so in love. God, I love a wedge. And I love iceberg, useless ass, iceberg. God, I love that. Okay, I like that she's comparing her relationship to Genesis. She's like, it's the Genesis of our relationship. Guys, as a Bible reader,

what can I just tell you that did not end well? That chapter didn't end well. The world ended and then people got kicked out of fucking heaven, okay? Like, it was not good. And honestly, as a real world fan, I'll tell you one thing, Genesis as a cast member wasn't always the greatest.

So also not a good comparison. Genesis the car, very nice. So far. So far. We're in the term studies. We're the long-term studies. We are. How are they?

Is it going to stay in the US? Is it going to really catch on? By the way, I think I said Genesis is where the world ends. I didn't mean it began there. It began there. But it also seems like it's going to be good. But then people got in trouble for eating a fucking apple. And guess what?

In now today's society, that's what you're supposed to eat every day to keep the doctor away. It's not funny. Why don't we just kick the Bible in the nuts more? You know what happened in Genesis? A great flood. A great flood. Yeah, fun times. Come on! That's from your old half of the Bible, though.

You should know that stuff. Hey, enjoy getting eaten by a whale in Genesis. Actually, did that happen in Genesis? Or was that just a way later? Way later. The whale, whale was later. Pinocchio's not even in the Bible for a long case. You thought that that was the star of that chapter. Hey, you know what happened in Genesis? You know what?

There was a beautiful ball. Okay, and a lady showed up and then she disappeared at midnight. Okay, so have fun. Have fun in Genesis. So let's see. They start talking about BravoCon and she's like, yeah, I love how she's using BravoCon

as her success stick to live up to because she's like, yeah, I mean, you really need to get my song out there Ralph because next year at BravoCon, I want to perform. You guys, can we just remember what those performances were like at BravoCon? They were an embarrassing joke on purpose. It was like one giant montage. The only one who took it seriously was Candace. Yes. Everyone else, Kenya was rolling all over the floor, singing off key, laughing at herself. It's kind of a joke. Aim higher is my point.

True. Come on, Drew. So Ralph also in the realm of aim higher, Ralph is like, whoa, Prabo Khan, someone came up to me and was like, Ralph, gas like me, gas like me. You know that they were trolling you, Ralph, right? I hope you realize they were trolling you. It's not a compliment.

And she's cracking up too. She's like, oh my God, that's so hilarious. I think when he's up in my tagline. Yeah. So now we go to Kenya and she's at home with her assistant and she is mad about a file, like a photo that's not the right size. And she's letting her assistant and everyone hear about it.

She is yelling and being a total diva and being an asshole to her assistant, which I love because I think she thinks this is gonna be cut out or something, but it's not. So she's like, did you upload the file? What is the issue? And she's got one assistant behind her, Caitlin. And she's like, well, if you crops your face,

it's gonna distort your face because you can't crop your face in this slide. She's like, no, you should have recited, call him. It's always a hassle with him. And so Jason gets on the phone and Kenia's yelling, it's not the right size. And he's like, oh my God, I put it as the size you want. And she's like, no, you need the size

of the exact dimensions that I sent you. And I need it in three minutes, please. And you know Ken Kenya is that client Who sent you a 300 pixel you know 305 300 picture. It's like I need this to be a billboard, you know Everyone thinks it's CSI where you blow it up and then you'd like to a thing goes And it like comes into like good resolutions like it doesn't work that way We don't know that technology yet, and then she's while she's like yelling at these her staff She's like I know I'm a boss, but when it comes to the people who work for me. I feel like I'm often a mentor

Make it And she's like yeah, especially when it comes to young people because I really have a spot for young people and then a customer going I can't understand what you didn't do right the first time It's low fucking resolution I even with you. I love this I I want more blatant diva behavior on this show or just like any real housewives Like I just love when they're just like wretched to their staff. It just cracks me if I think that, I don't know, is that like, is that part of being gay

just watching like evil ladies just being crazy? Yeah, of course. Yes, it's our Joan Rivers and Bet, you know, Joan Crawford and Betty Davis, our Joan Rivers. Well, she had her, you know, can't be evilness to you. Yeah.

Yeah, we want it. Like, oh, that brought me so much joy seeing this scene. I was like, I want more of this Kenya. And then that she tries to spin it as she's being like a mentor to these people. Oh, yeah, perfect. This is just me, just a mentor. You idiot!

So then we get a phone call with Monietta where I think Kenya assumed, by the way, Caitlin, the assistant just looks right at the current camera and goes, she's drugs. she's like, all right. I just need my credit at Emory. I just need my credit. So, Manietta calls, and this is a part, Kenya thinks they're gonna start taping

because her whole attitude changes. Yes. Manietta's like, oh my god, hi, you look pretty. She's like, hey girl, I'm just in my brand color because I just had a meeting, which went really well, didn't it, Caitlin, with Jason? What's not a good meeting? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Yeah, she got into her brand color. She had a meeting with her team. That's really like, that's dedication. So, her brand color, dark green. It's not the brand color. I thought it was dark. I thought it was purple. Was it purple?

Oh, I wrote dark green. I don't know. Maybe I'm color blind. Honestly, I have, you're probably right because I am like in a state today and I really don't know like what's what. But also, can I ask you why does it matter? Like why would I even write that?

Why would I get mad at someone's brand color? And why would I challenge you on it? Just like the tiny dust thing. I was like, I knew it. It's like, why do I have to do that? Like who cares? Well, if you knew it, you knew it. Call it, you know, I say you win. I thought you knew it.

So that's why I wasn't like Ronnie. It's an NPR thing. If I thought we were just joking about that, I'm not gonna care who knows about it. I've tried with NPR. They used to have great performances and these to show Broadway shows. So I loved that, but they don't even do that anymore. Oh, no, that's PBS.

Oh, MP are gone. They're just so sad. Don't be about news. I mean, they're in news. Like the news is literally people getting slaughtered. It's exciting. Make it sound exciting. They're well today on MBR. And they always have sound effects. It's always like you hear like, it's not only just like, it's not only news, it's always like, in rural Albania, slaga, likes, needs to milk her cows with, for dinner, and then you hear like a, like slaga is like, yeah, the sound effect. Slaga tends to her cattle in the afternoon and then the evening works on her loom. Do you hear all this stuff? I'm like, I don't need to be immersed in Slaga's life. And they also try and make you think that they're like they're getting really deep about

things that they think nobody else knows about. Like things that they're just discovering but the rest of us know. In a part of Arkansas that hardly anyone lives the sun comes up It's 6.30 in the morning Get Marla. This is a mother, but she's not just a mother. Get up kids. Get out of bed. Kids time to get out She's a mother who also has a job like oh wow a working mother MPR let's just all fucking start sobbing about it, because we've never heard of that shit before. And they love like Americana. It's like, Garrett runs Wisconsin's oldest soda jerk,

and you're like, oh great, I love to hear it. Meanwhile, like MPR, it's like, we wanted to do a profile and watch a crap, and it will be there. Well, there we're ready. We've got all the sound effects for you guys. Yeah. Yeah.

We got spoons, we got triangles, whatever percussion you need. We want to make this amazing for all things considered. Oh, God. Come on, Shoez! Here comes one right now! Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion Podcast, and just like that, the writers room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from season 2, sharing

juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max and listen to end just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts. So Kenya's FaceTime in Manjada and Manjada is going to Latoya's wedding. We get like a fleeting reference to Latoya. And Kenya is saying that she's gonna be doing a surprise performance at a football game based on HPC use, and she wants Manjata to choreograph it.

And she says that the Magic City classic is a huge annual football game and they've asked her to perform. So it's a little bit of a comedy show too, I guess. I don't know. Yeah, and I love her idea. She came up with her own idea for the performance and it's to use the marching band for Kenya More Haircare, which is so funny and smart. So well done. I'm sorry I distrabrand color because I actually love this. I think this is a great idea. So then Candy arrives at the Candy Factory looking just fucking crazy.

I'm not really sure what's going on. I'm totally sure. I'm not sure about him. Candy has changed her fashion stuff this year. She's like, I'm going all out this. I'm just going to go fucking crazy with that. And it's solid. It's solidly interesting.

Solidly interesting. Yeah, that's a great way to put it. So she and Don Juan decide they're gonna make a list of things that they have to do on a whiteboard. And so they can be. That's what they do. It's a list of all the shit that Cammy has to do. That's all Cammy does every season.

Here's everything I'm doing. So she's doing, she has to go live for Amazon. She's doing the return of Camtiny Coded Knight's podcast, the Soul Train Awards, Ebony Power 100 event, Camtiny Care's doing, she has to go live for Amazon. She's doing the return of Candy and Coated Knights podcast, the Soul Train Awards, Evony Power 100 Event, Candy Care's Event, Blades his birthday, celebrity game, face, porous wedding, building the restaurant. Wordl.

Wordl. Gotta go to Target. I've gotta go read about Bridge Chairs because I hear they might be bad for your back. I need a new stapler and then, oh yeah, Todd's producing a movie. Well, it does make me feel really sad about my own to-dealist because I'm a loser. Okay, mine says, find a better face swap app. Sign up for a class, roast broccoli, pants, shirts, possible greenery, serving trays, watermelon, notes, notes, and

yoga with Adrienne passport on airline site. My life sucks. I don't do shit. Mine's okay. Mine's, here's mine. Deposit check. Chair pads, cause I need to put little pads on the bottom of my chair legs. That way it doesn't scrape the floor.

I have to do that. Mail as an open mail. Laundry. The open mail. I have to tell myself to do it. It just piles up. Laundry, ophthalmologists. Oh, I've got to mount my little fast track thing

to my windshield. I haven't done that in two months. Gravy boat. I have gravy boat on here, because I think I would like to have a gravy boat. So I'd like to get a gravy boat. I think that's something to find. AC filter. You know, it's filter and read more of Dune. Yeah, I mean, we need to be more of Dune. We need to be more like candy. I mean, I guess we already knew that, but what the hell? I don't do anything. So they talk about that. Then they

talk about how Mama Whatcher Buns Joyce was really mean to Todd and how she's really sick of this shit. And she's going to finally stand up to Mama Joyce, to which I say, LOL, good luck with that. No, you won't. And I dare you. And then she's also talking about how Todd wants her to produce this damn movie for him, but she's already busy. And Don Juan's like, well, you need to give him as much energy as he gives all of your projects, uh, to which I say, uh, he's getting paid for it. What is Candy getting paid? Candy will be paying for this movie, okay? Which of the projects, which are, which of Todd's projects are making money? I guess old lady gang. I guess that was sort of a Todd project. But honestly, I think in these projects are a little bit more important. Well, he did get nominated for Tony with her

for the piano, the piano lesson. Yeah. You know, in some ways, we give Todd a lot of shit, but I like that he's his partner's partner, you know, and I like that he works with candy and does all this. He's just like, huh, I just feel like every season he's asking for stuff, you know? I just like for him to come back for a season

and be like, you know what, I want to do this movie and I'm gonna, I'm gonna make it with all this money that I've invested. I mean, I've made from you over things that you've invested in. You know what I mean? Yeah, I don't mind that they're partners, but I feel like sometimes Todd is like begrudging when she does solo things or she's doing things that like are really going to be lifting up the household and the income.

And then he meanwhile is doing like really blatantly obvious stupid things like that Mexican restaurant that he bought three years ago just like take like just it's just a money pit, you know, like you sometimes you feel like you watch him making bad decisions. And then when she pushes back, he guilts her. And it's like if you guys are going to be partners then there has to be a certain amount of like being open to the idea that like you came up with a bad idea. Right, agreed. Yeah. It seems to me explored on all things considered. Talk about things that need to be considered. In a town in Atlanta there was a man with a dream of opening a Mexican food restaurant. Aki Parima!

Order up! It's a tortillas-is-old. You can hear the sound of one man's dream. Can I borrow another $20 candy? BANG BANG BANG! Construction continues in the back room. So, uh, yeah, so that's basically, uh, and then they talk again about like Mama Joyce being mean to Todd at Bravokon. And um, uh, move your life, Mama Joyce, that's what I say.

So then we go over to Drew and Ralph in the kitchen with Chef Jastody who thankfully is not pretending to make low calorie snacks today for Drew and Ralph. She's doing what she does best, which is cooking regular food, and not just cutting a can of loaf, okay? Yeah, and Drew is excited because she's like, cousin Courtney is coming over, and I'm gonna I'm gonna server this

Savon savon Siva Chloe Savinie blank so so Blonk and Chasity's like it's called Savin on block. She was oh, that's right. I knew what that was. I knew what that was. I knew So what is the deal? I have to know what the deal is with Courtney. Like is she just super wealthy? Because why is Drew so excited to announce that Courtney is their cousin? Like every scene she's like, our new cousin, Courtney, like what is Drew excited? What is she angling for out of this? Nobody likes Drew and Drew is desperate to have a friend. Just like Sonja last year. She's just gonna do whatever. Like hey, Bestie. That's how she shows up. Like, hey, Bessie. That's how she shows up.

Like, hi, Bess, we're cousins now. You can't turn against me on this show because we're family. Don't forget that. We're family. You're always gonna be nice when you're not gonna do it. Sonja did right.

And it's so obvious. And but also I love that they're acting like you're on the cast assault like city, just finding cousins everywhere they go now. Yeah. And yeah, also it's not even Drew's cousin, it's Ralph's cousin. So then Drew starts to FaceTime with Candace of Real Househouse of Potomac. It's a crossover episode. And Drew is saying she's like Candace and Chris, look, we met in 2019 and

we both have a passion for music and acting and I'm trying to develop a passion for crying into a small triangle napkin. I'm not there yet, but I'm going to be there soon. She's someone I consider a true friend. So Candace is like, hello, you know I'm on tour, right? And so they talk about how this is so amazing. And so by the way, we've played this place. So we're very glad to.

Yeah. We've been there several times. This is so amazing. And so, and by the way, we've played this place, so we're very glad it's true. We've been there several times. We're basically two Candace Dillards in Leotards just performing songs. So yeah, so she's like, what's Shomari was supposed to sing with me? Because basically, my goal for selling tickets is to get someone from a higher rated house wise than my own. And that happens to be your show. No one else will return my call.

So you're gonna do it, right? I'll let you come on and do this. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Will you do that? Do that for me. Love you. Drew's like, oh my God. I'm like so hot right now.

Like, oh my God, I'm like, I haven't sung. I haven't sung into a mic in ages. Like, oh my God, this could be my big comeback moment when they hear me go, oh, I'm like, all the doors are gonna open for me. Did you not just record a song, where you're recording it into your iPhone? How did you sing that? How did you record the song if it were not for a microphone?

I'm confused. I don't know. But her and Ralph are acting on, actually won the lottery. So she's jumping up and down and so Truth's like oh my god. I haven't I need to do vocal exercises And so she starts screaming and Ralph's is just going this is the moment. This is the moment right here Let's have suddenly blonk. It's a Savignon Blanche at our porch at the So cousin Courtney arrives in slim ocean

and she is there with her ex Bryce, who we find out is like baby daddy slash also like best friend on and off. And she was like, oh my God, I know Bryce new cousin, everywhere I got a new cousin, cousin Bryce. Also, Bindier Canyon, great Canyon. And Drew explains they did a movie together like 10 years ago.

And they're not, you did the mother of the child thing. That's just, he's like, we're just friends, it's the mother of my child. And their daughter, Jela, is 24, which Courtney looks good. They have to say.

She looks really good. She does look good. So they make some small talk and then Courtney tells us, one price and I met. He was one of the hottest men in America. He was the guy who from group group group theory, group theory. And we did it on and off for 20 years, but now we're strictly co-parents and good friends. It's crazy. He was in a group theory and now he's in a structured orange theory. Wow. I'm trying to, oh we've been to orange theory. Um, remember if that's the place where they asked us if we were day pass people, right? So, Kurt, so they're like, Jews like, well welcome to our home and

Courtney's like, where is this beautiful? I love it, it's adorable little starter home. I love it, cousin. And Drew's like, she's like, first we meet cousin, Courtney, and then we found out her baby daddy is my long-last co-star, Bryce Wilson. So it is definitely a divine connection at this point. I'm like, it's people on the fringes of fame coming together trying to boost each other up. It's not a divine connection.

It's just what happens. Yeah. It's like people waiting in line just starting to talk to each other. You know what I mean? So then they do shots and they keep saying to family a lot. Ralph's like to do it, let's do a shot to family, to family. Like which one?

Are we shooting to this family, the Tampa family, which family we're gonna shoot to? Yeah, exactly. Ike's family. So then Drew's like, Drew's excited that she's gonna be going to City winery to perform. She can be doing a set.

And Drew is like, so she calls, she facetimes candy. She's so messy. She's so messy. She's so messy. Oh, she's so messy. She is so messy. And then she dials candy. We hear in the background, we hear like candy's voice go, I'm about to head about this bitch.

Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. So check high candy. First of all, we're celebrating family. Hi family. Courtney say hi. Courtney say hi to candy. Because Courtney has walked off. She's like, I'm not family. Hi family, Courtney say hi. Courtney say hi to Candy.

Because Courtney is walked off. She's like, I'm not gonna get messy, right? So she literally turns the phone to Courtney. She's like, look, it's Courtney, the person you, hey, look. And Candy's like, okay, so you called me. What the hell? I know.

Drew goes, what? I don't ever want to be messy. I'm not trying to bring drama with Drew, not me. And she's like, I'm very taken aback by like Candy's reaction to Cousin Courtney. I mean, I'm like, what did I miss? This had to be a really big deal to have like this energy is still like, so I don't wanna be in the middle.

I'm like, you complained about the Sonya thing for like, you made sweatshirts about Sonya. Okay, and now you're complaining about candy, like how could you still have energy about something like this? Yes. So candy's like a whatever, so you eat your stupid show, right?

So then Drew asked Courtney, because she got nothing from candy. So she asked Courtney about it, and Courtney's like, Yeah, we had a little situation, but I've never thought about it since, I mean, nothing's going on. So who cares? Which I'm impressed, you know, for a newb that she's dropping it this quickly. Yeah. And Courtney's like, yeah, I mean, you know, like, Drew invites Courtney to the show.

And she's like, yeah, well, I mean, not if it's going to make anyone feel into here. And of course, you was like, that's the whole point I'm inviting you. So please come by the way. So then they started talking about Sonya and how awkward that is and three tells her, yeah, I mean, we were friends and then suddenly she just like, I mean, we got in fights, but then we were getting better,

but then suddenly she just, she just some follows me. And that's a big deal. That's a huge deal when you unfollow somebody. And she says she'll be my friend, but then when the rest of the group is together, it changes. And then Bryce is just like, oh, why did I come on this show? He's just like rubbing his face like this was a mistake.

I know, he's like, oh God, we're already this messy. Come on you guys. And Ralph is like, oh, the family, family! So now we have a scene of Marlow driving with her net. Basically, she's with her netfews and she talks into process of the scene where she goes to pick up something from the mall and she talks about how her older netfew, Quentin,

died to gun violence. And she's saying that's why she's like, really pushing hard for her her for William and Michael to do well in school and to like learn their manners because she doesn't want them caught up in that and that she wants them to like excel in life. And she's like, do you like to you guys like seeing the life coach? And they're like, she's can you see a difference in me? I mean, we've seen her one time. I mean, is it been a huge difference? Marla is me like when I've been on a diet for two days and I'm like, why am I still this overweight? Yes. Like, it should be over. So she's like, can you see a difference? And Michael just goes, oh, I can see that you're trying. And then someone comes to deliver her Cartier bracelet in the rain and That's pretty much that but I just I admired that I admired your Cartier pick-up Yeah, that was good. I don't really understand where you're getting any of your money And I sure love to know one day There was a house-wise tell all that I would buy if it was honest

Marlowe I know I agree it was honest? Marlon. Marlon. I know, I agree. It's, it's, we still don't really understand any of that. So now we go over to city winery and, uh, Drew is there and Candace is rehearsing and Drew's like, oh my god, I love the song Candace. Like, I was almost in tears when I heard it. I mean, she's so full of shit at all times. It's hilarious.

She's so fake. Yeah, she's so fake with her back and, you know, it's like, I mean, just so full of shit. All times, it's hilarious. She's so fake. She's so fake. Yeah, she's actually so fake with her back. And, you know, it's like, thanks for maybe selling 10 extra tickets to the show. That'll be fun, getting cameras here for national audience. That was great of you.

Okay, please stop talking to me, thanks. Yeah, she's like, you know, people haven't always been the most supportive of my music, because they only see me as an actress. People look at Drew's ador they say, you know what, you better get off that Oscar track and start working for that Grammy because we really, you know, like, they just don't understand that I have multi-dimensional like that. God.

I'll run into people at a target just trying to be a normal mom and people will say, Merrill. Hey, Merrill. Put down the dishwasher and start singing a song somewhere where I can smell salmon at the same time. People, I used to have the hardest time because I thought that people were really doubting my abilities, but I realized when they'd come up

and say, doubt, they thought I was Merrill's dream in the future filmed out. And I was like, no, that's not me, I'm sorry, but thank you. I do hope to work with her one day. And then they start playing really dramatic music as people arrive. And I was like, why are they playing dramatic music?

Oh, it's Dr. Heavenly. That's fine. I feel like Dr. Heavenly has it in her contract. Like, I can't wait a while. I'm just like, I'm just like, I want something really dark and menacing to play. And they're like, OK, haven't lived. Haven't lived because it's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

We deserved more heavenly, by the way, in this scene. I think that was a crime that we only got to see our walk-in, and there was nothing else. I wish it was her at the table. I mean, if you're going to do crossovers, have all the bravo stars sitting together, we don't have to pretend they don't know each other, guys. You've been talking about BravoCon half the episode. Get my heavily in here. Yeah, and put in also random Bravo stars in there.

Put in, I don't know, put in Captain Lee or something. Put in Captain Sandy. Put in, really put in anyone. Just see what happens, you know? No, but now that you say it, I say put, just put Dr. Heavenly on every below deck. Because of Captain. Oh, as a captain. Yeah, the captain As a captain that would be great Love heavenly okay, so Marlowe let's see

Sonia's you never really is gathering Sonja. He's saying it's so fresh, Drew's so frustrating, but she just wants good vibes today. And then Marlowe, just sweet, just sweet Monte Arlo, Marlowe, is like, you know, I just know the counties probably still mad at me

from the reunion and that's fine because I know that with candy, it just takes time. Now, I was a man, it wouldn't take as much time. And if I was a chicken wing, it would definitely not take as much time. I mean, don't know why she's still mad at me though. So Marlow goes to the bathroom for a moment. And Sonia's like, so where are we at with Marlow?

I just want to take the temperature of the room, want to know who's at I should be on. And then money at us, like, well, I give her a fake. I give her one of these, like Marlo, I just want to take the temperature of the room, I want to know who side I should be on. And Monietta's like, well, I give her a fake. I give her one of these, like a smile, like, go fuck yourself, you know? Because Monietta is really mad from last year when they went to Jamaica. And basically, Marlo said, oh, Monietta's coming to talk to me

because Candy gave her permission. So Monietta really didn't like that. She's being painted as like a minion of Candy. So she's pissed at Marlo for that. She's being painted as like a minion of candy. So she's pissed at Marlowe for that. Well, even though she is one. Okay. So then candy is like, you know, Courtney comes and candy is like not even gonna try.

She's like that girl can keep pushing. Like, I don't need friends. So fuck her. So then they're like, well, where's Saray? And then we find out Saray is called in sick. And then we cut to Sato Saray. And it's like lightning and like classical horror music It's like a haunted house

Shato Shere and she's like I know I'm missing an opportunity to see my girl flop at my shoe bad I'm a little under the weather So good so then we go back now Now it's like, welcome to the stage. Candace. So Candace gets on stage, she's performing her songs. And Drew is like, it has been so long since I've been on stage because I've just been focusing on being a mother of three, you know, turning down roles to work with Nicole Kidman and that banning. And it's just been so hard

And now it's like my time to like make music my career That's what I'm gonna do and if I can do this tonight if I can sing for eight seconds on a stage I'm on my way to my dreams. Yeah So they announced her now can't be I just this is how I'm gonna start doing our shows I'm gonna come out in a really long blonde wig, and I'm just gonna stand in front of a fan. That is the best thing ever. I love that she's Jennifer Lopez and get up

at fucking city winery. Where's the fan? Where is it? Who's holding it? Where's the air coming from? How's it from? It's Chris. It's Chris.

Chris is holding it up like a black and decar fan. Just like trying to follow her movements. I'm getting that fan. I love that city winery. If you have some fan action, you've been hiding from our asses. I'm getting that fan next time. Next time. Yeah.

So Drew's performance. Okay. So they do this call and repeat thing where Candace is like, I'm going to love me. And then Drew's like, I'm going to love me. And then she goes, I'm going to me. And then Drew's like, I'm gonna love me. And then she goes, I'm gonna love me. I'm gonna love me. I'm gonna love me.

I'm gonna love me. Okay, thanks for coming. Bye. Go, I got your arms. Drew Sedora. Goodbye. And everyone's like, we, what?

We can't have you as Drew Nomura. Goodbye. You're done. You're done. I know, it wasn't even like a duet. It was just like, oh, it wasn't even like a song. It was just like a week. They didn't even lay any music.

So everyone was like, huh? And Drew goes, this moment is giving me life. Like, I'm ready for life. Like, I'm ready for tour. Sign me up. Okay, I can do it. Tiny Desk Tour, how about tiny song tour? How about that? Okay, A, where's drop it with Drew? Why have we not heard about it?

Even one time. Drop a single with Drew. Yeah, that's entire time. The step-parent book with Ralph, where's that? We haven't heard about that. Also, you need more than one single to have to go. You can't just go on tour with nothing. You have to do something Drew. You have to actually do some fucking work, Drew. When they say release a single, they don't mean a single bar of music. But after being a total bit to Drew, I will say Drew can legit sing.

I think she's a really good singer. She can, it just was funny. It was so short. And then I have to say, well, because then Sonia, they're all like, can you just like, well, I need more than a woo, woo, woo, and I'm like woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, because then Sonia, they're all like, can you say, well, I need more than a woo woo woo. And I'm like, woo woo woo, woo woo. And then Sonia goes, she's like, I'm not sure what that was, but I do know that I ran longer to clinch my 400 meter gold medal when Drew than Drew was on stage.

And I was like, oh, here's Sonia with her medals again. But then they actually showed the time that she ran the race and how long that drew us on stage for Sonja's race was literally it was a really six-second vlogger than Drew. Yeah So then it can't just starts doing her like big hitch. She's like I love that song so But what's funny about it is she starts doing that and then everybody just gets up and leaves. Okay, we saw our friend by we're not sitting with this whole fucking show and as we know who people who have had a lot of housewives that their show that is how they are.

They're like, okay, our part's done. Bye. Bye. Bye. We were hoping for Trina doesn't look like she's going to be showing help. We got Drew instead. So Also, we don't fucking blame them. Okay. That's a good way to do it. So they go back and Ralph has flowers for Drew and She's so excited. He's like, oh my god. Now it's your it's time for your moment. And Drew's like, yeah, candy's not gonna be the only one with a Grammy much longer much longer your moment and Drew's like, yeah, Candy's not going to be the only one with a Grammy much

longer. Much longer. No. So then everyone's like backstage and Courtney's like, you did so good. And Candace is, uh, this is even worse. Actually, I'm sorry because I said that they got up and left. They didn't. So Candace starts singing her main song and then Drew comes into her table and they all start screaming in the middle of Candace's song. And Courtney, Courtney's like, oh my God, that was amazing. It's like wow, Candace is gonna fucking kill all of you people. I know.

So then they go upstairs to like the restaurant area and Kenya's like, so explain why you only had a small woo, woo moment and Drew's like, oh, because it's her set. So it was just like a cameo. It just like I just came to support my friend, you know? Just do a little like, you're beautiful. And then it's over. And then like, thanks.

We drove all the way out of here. And so by Kenya's like, oh, we're so proud of you Drew. Like, we just wanted to see more of you. We just, listen, it's hard to make fun of you if you don't give us a lot to make fun of. So just give us a full song next time. We need material. Okay, can't sew a pretty dress

without material, please sing something for. Also, my guess, I have no basis for this. My guess is that, you know, Candace did give her something and she didn't learn it. That is my guess, no basis for this. My guess is that Candace did give her something and she didn't learn it. That is my guess. I love that. And she came and was like, I'm too nervous to do it. I don't know all the words.

Can I hold my phone and read the words? And Candace probably was like, we'll do two seconds. Okay, fucking it. That is a great theory. And I can totally see that playing out, you know. I can see Ralph on the Casio trying to play it, like trying to help Drew long. No, the lyric is to the car, to the car, not that. And that really comes from nothing except Drew's own kind of like,

I'm going to win a Grammy and I've got one song that has 30,000 listens on Spotify. So Drew, basically, they're all supportive of her. And Kenyu jokes that Sonia gave her a standing ovation. Well, she wasn't joking, but she's trying to start, right? Sonia gave her a standing ovation. And Sonia's like, oh yeah, you know, the performance was incredible. But what happened to BravoCon? Like, what the hell?

Like, you send me a text to come to your mom's birthday, and then you switch into actress mode and you have to like turn up and make it an issue again. To which I say, now I have to stand up for Drew because they asked her the question. And Bravo Con, and she answered the question, you're a Bravo Con, you're performing. You have to meet Justice Shady as the moment

that thing happened. It's like a reunion, you know? Yeah, and also like, like as ridiculous as it is, Drew is obviously having a moment, she's very happy. So like, why are you confronting her right now? Except obviously it's a reality show, she has to do it. But it's one of those things like, but why? So Drew is like, I thought we were on a path

that moving forward, and I guess when I dropped that merch, which I thought was funny, you unfollowed me, and it like there really wasn't any smoke, and we see that like Drew had this merchandise that she made that said on the front in Drew Siddora, and on the back it said, she invited me, and then she un-invited me. I was like, is that merch worthy?

That's not it. That's terrible, that's a terrible shirt. It's like the rival, it's like the terrible shirt versus the terrible shirt. Cause Sony says, bop, bop, bap, bap, bap. And her is this, she invited me and then she uninvited. You guys, these are not trade worth,

trademark worthy things, okay? Bap, bap, bap is more, is a little bit more of one. Like this, bap, bap is like, bap, bap is not theirs. It's like been around forever. She invited me and then she uninvited me. That's like, it was not, that wasn't like a thing ever.

Wasn't people like, oh my God, when Drew said that, that was so fun. There's like no word play. It wasn't a thing that caught on. It wasn't even like, it just wasn't a thing. So like, why is that the merch? Why? Why drew it?

Why drew it? My God. So, they're trying, but this is also a housewife show where the other cast members have been on so long that it becomes Wrote, right? It's like, okay, here we are. We're all back to we're all together at a group event. We're gonna fight so Sonja, you gave her a standing ovation. Sonja, go ahead with your Drew storyline. You can roll. Like, okay, can you give them to go ahead? Let's try and have a fight. Then we move into the bravo confit and then they're like, okay, can you give them to go ahead? Let's try and have a fight then move into the bravo confide and then they're like Okay, we're not gonna fight so okay who's next?

She's next up on the fight Yeah, come on So Sanya clarifies that she unfollowed because when Drew like flipped her hair during the reunion like Sanya was felt really Disrespective by that so I'll make it joke on her social that said Don't say uh, she said something like flipping my hair at the flip flapper or something. So then, Sonja saw that, was like, oh really?

I'm unfollowing the follower. Dun dun dun. Yeah, because you don't wanna see disrespectful things on our timeline, but she doesn't flip her flop. And then they both agree that I wanna go to the past. They're like, it's your second season, it's my third season. We got a long way to go. So let's just squash the speed.

So like squash that beat. Squash that beat! Squash that beat! Ha ha ha! And they do. So they hug actually. It's actually like fine. So then, they're all bored.

Marla's like, God, they're so bored. Marla and Kenya are like, God, this is draining lame. So then Drew is like, okay, well, who's next to fight? So Candy's like, well, I hear the listen. This is coming in between my except my Tony Award for the piano lesson and Ebony's top power 100 list. This is right in the middle of that to deal list. So fight with Courtney about some shit I don't care about.

So I guess you're saying I'm ghetto. Did you say I'm ghetto? What would you say? She's like, she's basically like, I could either go home and help top of those scripts or I could fight with Courtney. So I guess I'm gonna choose fight with Courtney. Yeah.

Yeah, so signing is like, yeah. Um, you know, Courtney, you said that like, uh, that candy went to some event and like the people she brought were like, quote, quote, hood or quote, ghetto. And Courtney is like, yeah, I said that cause for the last part of the, and so candy is like, so then why would you say that then? Right? And so that's not what I said I said to get us started to come to the event which was true And also I doubled down and said I love it because my family's head. I mean I can show you I can show you my family They're good. It's like oh you're making this worse I know and at least people the left is just stop with it was true and that's it like I was talking

I was talking shit about you. And I didn't think that Sonia was gonna take every fucking word I said while she sat there laughing about it and then go tattle tail on me. Why you say that? Wait trying to pretend you didn't say it. Come on, court me. Yeah, and don't try to act like you were saying like,

oh, Candy went to an event and all these people that reminded me of who I grew up with showed up. It was so nice. It was touching. It was touching. I hope that Candy pets on her Instagram next time I have a party so that my lovely family will show up.

It's God I love her. So Candy's like, let's be clear. If people started to come, that's whoever's event it was should have been glad that people came out to support them. And I have a long range of friends. Did you not hear my tagline? My branches are worldwide. I am a wise old tree. And you should never say things that look down on the places that you come from. Yeah. And Courtney's like, you are so triggered. You're so triggered. And she's like,

the thing the father's bringing is that you don't know me. And how about I didn't just you're saying that I brought the ghetto out I brought everybody out And she's like you are the ghetto you just told us and she's can't he's like too mad for this new girl But again, I think candy came into the season like listen people are not gonna call me boring and say all I do is Promote my businesses. I will be fighting this season so now she's just even going for courting and then she's like okay And that's been five minutes, I'm clocking out, bang. Sorry, I've got a lunch in Fertone nominees,

so I'll be right back. Yeah. And then meanwhile Ralph is like talking to Chris. Whoa, Chris, wow. So you guys have an area on the bus that you can like go in the back and like get it in, like pull the curtain back, you know, you gotta bless the bus, right Chris? Chris and then he's whose money Edas husbands like the 1000 mile club and then Chris is like, yeah,

Well, you know, it's kind of tough for like 10 motherfuckers on the bus in my right. I'm like, oh my god these The sad husbands So then back to the ladies son is, so in the spirit of talking stuff out, uh, Monietta, I asked you at the table what issues you had with Marlo, and you said Marlo tried to play you. And it's like, this is just like the audition of Storylines. Nobody cares about. They're just like turning the lazy season. Nobody really wants to fight and nobody really cares. And you guys, it's only episode three, I'm gonna need to make some, you're gonna need to make some effort here.

Cause this is just sad. We can't have Monietta anchoring the final five minutes of this show, right? So Monietta brings up the Jamaica thing and she's saying how like it's not right for Marlowe to talk behind people's backs, which is literally what this franchise is about. Monietta, this is why you don't have a peach.

And Marlowe's like, listen, you said I had nothing to do with you and Candy's issues. And like you said, Marlow, as long as you're respectful to me, all that matters. And money is like, well, you weren't. It was about kindness, it's about kindness. Marlow was like, okay, is that all you had to say to me beautiful, is that it?

Because this is really not gonna cut it. Okay, we're supposed to have a bigger fight right now. Yeah, she's like, why did they bring you back? And then it's just Kusty Kenya kind of smiling politely, like trying to be supportive of Mannyanna, but also being like, yeah, this isn't gonna work. So then Drew's like, okay, well, so Kanti, what's going on with Blaze?

Because there were like a couple of days before I heard some stuff and Marl was like, what happened? And Drew goes, oh, there was like a couple of days before I heard some stuff and Marlowe was like, what happened? And she goes, oh, there was like an instant or something. It was all over the news. And Candy's like, they're fine. And Marlowe goes, oh, you mean the shooting that happened to Blaze? Is that what we're talking about? The shooting with a gun.

And Candy's like, it's a private matter. And so Marlowe's like, well, I'm ready to go home because Candy Burst can never talk about what she wants to talk about. So Candy's like, well then let's talk about the girl you cut in the face. How about that? God, that was fucking low. But you know, again, Marlow starts it

and then she gets mad. So she's like, well, everyone loves to bring up my past. My mug shots allegedly dating old white men, the boys, my mom. But when it comes to candy, they sweep it under the rug. Well, the difference is those are all examples almost of things that you did. This is not an example of something candy did. If candy shot somebody in the blaze in the blaze restaurant, okay.

But why are you coming at her for something just happening in her restaurant? Also, like, why do you want Candid be like, oh, yes, let me tell you about our restaurant that's not doing well. And then on top of that, someone tried to shoot our chef, like, do want to talk about that happening at their restaurant, you know? Yeah. And then Marlow's basically the, it ends. Marlow's like, well, I gave you a lot of attention

And Drew's like guys this is supposed to be a night of music even though I just tried to start this fight myself It's a night of love I sing four lines of something so And Courtney just starts yelling Jill you were amazing and then they leave and it looks like the shows over but then it says 30 minutes after production wrapped and here comes Marlowe now look You know earlier. I was like yeah Marlowe's episode three here's where she really comes out We find out she hasn't changed at all now. That's true But that said at least she's trying because something has got to give my god So here comes Marlowe to try

Yeah, and so Marllow is talking to Drew. It's sort of like, they're just sort of like finishing up at City Winery and she's like, why didn't Drew, like why didn't she say shooting? Why are we kept saying like incident? And Drew is like, time out. I wasn't there. And Marlow's like, time in.

Why didn't she say shooting? And Drew's like, well, everyone knows. It was in the news. I didn't have to say it. And then Marlow's like, but we are a family. And I'm gonna ask you a question. And I need you to understand this. Okay, so listen now while I'm quiet, okay?

Like now talk, now talk. Yeah, she's like Ralph, you be a witness. And Courtney, you're another witness that I'm listening and being quiet while she's talking. Okay, so she sits in a chair. She just puts like a chair on the hallway and just sits downstairs. So it's true, who is, by the way, trying to exit.

She's at the exit door. Marla is just pulled out a folding chair. So Drew's like, um, look, I it's somebody getting shot at, you know, like I've had my family shot at. I'm from Chicago and of you of all people, like if you've experienced that, why would you want me to make an issue with that? I don't understand what you're getting at. And then Marla, by the way, that's kind of what, but Drew want me to make an issue with that? I don't understand what you're getting at. And by the way, that's kind of what Drew was trying to make an issue of it, by the way. So why is she acting like she wasn't trying to make an issue of it? But like, you know, it's sort of a kind of an odd fight there.

Well, Drew doesn't even know what's going on because Marlo is not. Marlo couldn't start a fight with Candy, who's who she wants to fight. So now she's starting a fight with Drew, who has nothing to do with fucking anything. So now she's making the fight, oh, you brought it up and you refused to say the word shooting. So just explain it. And Drew is like, why am I fighting with you? Which we find out is so that Marlow can do this monologue

and storm out and have a big dramatic moment. But it makes no sense that she's fighting with Drew about this. It's crazy. Yeah, so she's like, she tells us she's triggered by the gun violence and everything. So Drew is like, you know what, this silence, whatever,

whatever you're doing here, because Marlowe's being quiet, pretending to listen. And so Drew is like, this silence isn't real. So Marlowe's like, it is. So you're just gonna walk away. You're just gonna walk away. She was like, well, I said what I have to say.

Like, what do you possibly have to say? And she's like, if you feel like you're not going to make a moment, you're going to disrespect me the way you disrespect her. I'm not trying to turn up. Mine nephew is dead. And he used to work in one of her restaurants. And then we get a boom, like, okay, that's sad. Why are you yelling it through still?

So then Marlowe tells us, when Drew bought up the shooting, I just sought of Quentin and his chef outfit looking so proud So basically two years ago she text candy to tell her her nephew Quentin who worked for you He got shot at home by his roommate and she didn't even care But then we see the text and it says candy M's Exclamation point did you have a guy named Quentin McNeil working for you at old lady gang? Candy says yes, but he doesn't anymore. And she said that was my nephew. He just got killed last night. And Candy says, oh really? And Marla says his mom just said he worked there. Rume, he got killed last night. And she said, damn, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's like, I don't think there's

anything wrong with that response because it was sort of presented. Like, if you present them, like, hey, have you heard about this person? You're like, oh yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I can't be, yeah, I'm just like, well, they died. Yeah, they died. You go, oh, damn, sorry to hear that. Like, I feel like that, I think Candy's response was like, that pivot you do and you were like,

oh, I didn't realize you were setting me up for actually like a very sad text. Like, what do you, that still, it wasn't presented like, oh my God, I have some terrible news. Like I just found out my nephew was killed and I'm like really, I'm so sad that he used to work in your restaurant in fact. I think Candy would've been like,

oh, that's I'm so sorry, do you need anything? But I was like, hey, have you ever heard of this person? Yeah, they just got killed. So it's like, I support Candie's response. Well, she's basically just says, I'm sorry to hear about that, right? Like, what are you gonna do? So, Marlow's like, then when I saw her the next day, she pretended she had no idea what I was talking about. And we see unair footage from two years ago.

And so we see Marlow saying, oh, the other night my phone was blowing up and Candy's like, why? And she goes, oh, from my sister because she said, call me because they just killed Renephew. And you know, he was 30 and he lived here in Atlanta. The guy Arumate got into it with him and then he murdered him.

And Candy goes, damn, she goes, isn't that sad? First of all, this conversation sounded so casual. Yeah. In general. But second, I'm not judging really Marlow on how I don't know why she's grieving or whatever. I guess because she's bringing it into question. Is all the reason I'm commenting on it. I'm just saying like, just I'm not questioning that. I'm just saying it was weird. It was a weird scene. I can see why it's

unair and it also seemed like Candy was saying, okay, we'll tell your tell your story and not saying, you already told me that. Cause if Candy had said, I know you told me already, like, yeah, I think she's letting you have your scene. But now Marlow is making it like, oh, Candy never cared. And she doesn't care about the shooting. And now she doesn't want to talk about shooting. Well, but this was a shooting of her, of her nephew, wasn't it? Isn't that, it was her cousin. Her cousin, right.

But I just didn't, honestly, I just didn't see any evidence that Candy didn't care. I felt like Marlow was telling it. And like you said, you know, people are gonna process stuff in different ways. And like, it's not up to us to like judge how she presents the information but also like maybe we also shouldn't judge the way candy received it because candy is just like oh damn Okay like I

Guess maybe Marlowe wanted more of a like an outpouring I guess, but I also feel like It's not crazy to sort of try to match the tone that you're being presented with when in a series. That was two years ago. Marlow is grasping. Period. Marlow is grasping it shit now. Look, all this time later to try and have a fight and it's not working out for her.

So she's having a fit in the middle of a hallway at Drew, someone who's not involved at all. It's ridiculous. And it's try hard. And so she's like, well, Drew goes, you're not, she's like, you come on now. So she's like, well, nobody can make candy talk about anything, but, and she gets away with it, but guess what?

I'm calling you out. She didn't shoot anybody. What the fuck are you on about? So she goes, feel my heart. My heart is beating. I'm like, are you acting? Are you for real? Well, my nephew died.

You can Google it. And Drew's like, you're not gonna do this with me And she goes no my nephew's dead my blood nephew is dead and then she starts screaming Oh, I blood nephew is dead and then she starts she storms out and she's like my blood nephew is dead bitch fuck you It's like yeah, she's like she this bitch doesn't know when to cut off the acting this bitch was acting and then to be fair Drew like turns the camera Like this look to the camera like what the fuck is that and I mean I'm team drew on that What the fuck are you doing Marlowe and talk about disrespectful of somebody is like bad news?

Geez lady I think that like it's's Marlow's whole thing where she just feels like people don't, they just ignore the shit in her life or something like that. I don't know. But yeah, like Candy get away with everything. If it was something Candy was getting away with, I guess, but I just don't see how a shooting in Candy's restaurant is something

that Candy needs to have a big dramatic fight with you over. Like, I don't understand. I mean, like, I get why Marlow would be triggered, right? But like, I, but yeah, I just felt like a, it wasn't, it wasn't, it wasn't, it was sad about your nephew being killed, of course, I get that. But like, I agree. I feel like this was like, I don't think that it was a agree, I feel like this was, I don't think that it was a felt a little bit like, this whole getting mad at Drew about it felt like a stretch.

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