Watch What Crappens - RHOA: The River Mild

Episode Date: August 23, 2022

The Jamaica trip concludes this week on The Real Housewives of Atlanta, but not without some bickering, some river rafting, and a healing dose of KFC.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I'm Ben Mandelker and joining me today is the wonderful and hilarious Mr. Ronny Caram. Hi Ronny, how are you? Well, hi, Ben. I prefer to go these days by not Michelle Obama. Thank you. Yeah, not Michelle Obama. When you go low, we all go low. Michelle Obama, that never works in politics. I was like, what are you kidding? No one makes it to the first lady position without going to Little Low. Cut the crap, Michelle. I know, okay.

I wouldn't like her. I wouldn't like her the same if she really didn't go low. I like that she goes low but she does it in like a classier way. Yeah, I feel like as a gay icon, Michelle Obama really should have leaned into her audience and been like, when they go low,

we go fabulous or something like that like, when they go low, we go fabulous or something like that or like when they go low, we read them for filth. I don't know, because I had never sat well with me when she said that I was like, you know what, like I don't think this is the time for us to go high. I don't think going high has been, we've been going high. I don't think it's been working, Michelle, okay?

Yeah, like we go low, we get high. I mean, you can't say that because you're first like, so like we go low, they go low, like we put on higher heels. That's like such a house-ass thing, right? They go low. I put on high heels. They go low, we make a meme. Something like that.

We do a selfie. I know. Yeah, just a little bit. Michelle Obama signed. Just we've been sitting on that for six years. We do a selfie. But I know. Yeah, just some just a Bama aside. Just we've been sitting on that for six years, just decided to give her some notes on that beach. But Michelle Obama aside, yeah,

we're here to talk Real Housewives of Atlanta, the conclusion of the Jamaica trip. And before we dive into that later today, winter is crappening, the big first episode of House of the Dragon. Wow, it was a big one. Oh my God. My doorbell just rang. I think my coffee is here. I'm telling

Ronnie beforehand. All that we had to watch so many shows today was like a completely not that we have game of thrones or house the dragon onto our recording schedule. It's just like this big crunch on Sundays. And I just am exhausted and I went to pour myself some coffee before this podcast and my French press was sitting

there with the old grounds in it. I was like, I think I can't, I'm ordering a coffee. I can't do this right now. I hope you know you sound like a fucking Rockefeller right now. I know. I know. Be know what though, I'm being on, I'm being raw and I'm being honest. I couldn't, I couldn't, I had to. I mean, the other way. I just had to.

Anyway, what was I saying? Game of Thrones. Well, yeah, that's a lot of TV, you know, it's married to medicine, real house, western Atlantic, game of thrones, and for the first time, and you know, I grew up very Christian and very religious, kind of crazily, religious family, and, you know, and for the first time, and I grew up very Christian and very religious, kind of crazily religious family, and Sunday's the Lord's Day. And I never, I mean, I got it because it's church, you know?

It's like Sunday's Lord's Day, but then my meanwhile would always say it for everything. It's like, it's a Lord's Day. It's like, but it's Tuna Salad. Like, what does that have to do with anything? Like, we're eating Tuna Salad, and she'd just say it all day on Sundays. And last night, I really felt it.

I was like, it's the Lord's Day because you know Jesus was sitting out there with his TV just blaring these shows. It's a good day. So Lord's Day of Television. It's a lot. The Lord, the Lord is Bravo and Bravo and HBO Max are giving the Lord some things to watch. Anyway, and also us to recap. So, but today, first up, we have a whole bunch of shows we'll be recapping. So anyway, how's the drag in our recap of it? The first episode, it's gonna be up later today.

Winter's crappin'ing, it's gonna be right here on this feed or its own separate feed. However you wanna listen to it, that's fine. Just come and enjoy it. And tonight is take a seat. Take a seat, it is happening on Spotify live, seven o'clock on the West Coast, 10 o'clock on the East Coast. It's a really fun interactive show.

We'll be talking about, you know Bravo, Gossip. We'll be talking about the show, whatever you guys all wanna talk about, but we talk, you talk. It's super fun. So you'll have to be there, come join us tonight. Again, that's at seven on the West Coast, 10 the East Coast and that's that's about it, I think That's it. That's it. Let's roll. Let's rumble. Let's roll in rumble rumble. Let's rumble. Let's rumble rumble still skin, you know

Yeah, I hated that guy. He's a fucking creepy. He's a jerk some old man locking you up into he guesses damn riddle fuck off You know find one get married find someone to do your stupid puzzles with on the lords day go to target get the target yeah Don't do it kid Riddles didn't like Rapunzel bragging about her hair out that fucking window It's all the it's all the fairy tale names start with an aren't really snobby and have a Z And oh no rumpus those can doesn't have a Z But he presents like he has a Z. It's like I'm likeobby. And have a Z in the middle. Oh, no, Rumble Stullskin doesn't have a Z, but he presents like he has a Z.

It's like, I'm Rumble Stullskin with a Z. It's like, no, you're not, actually, that's Liza. He identifies us somewhere with a Z. I feel like at some point, Rumble Stullskin probably was spelled with a Z. Like Rumble's Dillskin, and then we changed it because we're America. We don't like Zs and things.

Rumble Stullskin is totally like, when you go to the abby, he's that like wasted gay who comes up to you, he's like, oh my god, I haven't seen you in so long. Like no, we're actually, I don't know you actually. No, I know we know each other. I know we know each other. How do we know each other?

It's like, I don't know you Rumble still skin. Even the gay Rumble still skin is talking in riddles. He's like, we know each other from. He's putting up gifts of Neenie on his Twitter feed. So you always are glad to see him even though you don't know him and he bothers you. Because everybody can always welcome a Neenie gift, you know. Okay, so let's get in to Real Housewives of Atlanta. So guess where we are guys, close your ears because you know what okay, so let's get into real housewives of Atlanta. So guess where we are guys close

your ears because you know what's coming. Yeah, we're still at this meal where Kenya and Shirei are really mad that they missed the bus that was like arranged for them and they're mad at Sonia That Sonia didn't call and check in on them and so they're going at Sonia because she's you know weak and Ross then finally stands up and it's like don't fuck with my wife. Don't do that shit I don't play that or whatever and then he like walks away Yeah, he's all mad. Is that guy on the couch? Yeah, that shit. Well, hello, sir. Welcome to your new job where your wife does do that shit.

So sit your ass down and enjoy your dinner and let these people fight because that's what they're paid to do. Okay, I don't turn on this show to watch your wife run through a jungle and Jamaica for I-Fight. Okay, so sit down. You're losing me, Ross, So tell me, you're right now. So he walks off and then Sonja follows. And can you just keep on at the table?

Because she's Kenya. You know what I mean? Kenya is just very Kenya. She's meridated in Kenya for so long that she can be nothing else. And she's like, well, my issue is she told us one to be ready. And then she should have called and said, you guys should still come and like

Marlo was there and why was Marlo there? She didn't you know she didn't have this question why is Marlo there all of a sudden? Yeah, you know you don't care about anything this much you didn't fight this heart for your marriage Okay, what the hell yeah the weird Logic that she's extending to Marlo like well. Why is Marlo there? Why they're like didn't she weren't you confused why Marlo. Like, well, why is Marlo there? Like, weren't you confused why Marlo was there all of a sudden? I'm confused why Marlo was in this argument that you're having right now. It doesn't make any sense.

So finally, Candy is like, what was clearly misunderstanding. We get caught up in our work and we don't have time to check on non-things sometimes, which was also, I felt like like a veiled message to Todd, because you know there was probably an argument like, I'm just saying, you have all these auditions, and then you never text me. So you know what she was sort of doing, double duty with that comment.

Yeah, triple, because she was also saying, like, listen here, people, this is what people with jobs do. Yeah, okay. So then, Sonia's talking to Ross as they walk it off. And she's like, why would they do that to me? Why would they do that? And he's like, this is what I saw.

Have you ever witnessed your wife drowning? I will drown every time to save my wife. Oh, please get through appetizers. You're talking great. Yeah, seriously. So then, and then of course Drew is gonna make it about herself. She's like, oh, so we can't call each other out anymore Like I can't be called out on my shit, but she can be called like I can be called out on my shit But she can't be called out on her shit. Is that what's happening now? Is that what's happening around? Okay, Drew's like a little kid

Why didn't they get in trouble? I get in trouble whenever I do something like that Yeah, Drew also while we're calling Drew out people on the internet were pointing out that Drew had one her her foot on her right foot at first and then it turned into her left foot later, which I really didn't prove in any way. I just thought it was really funny that Drew could possibly be lying about which ankle she hurt. Well, didn't they, I mean, she's really designated. I would be so true, you know. Swelling her ankle. But it wasn't at that like last week that she said it was the same ankle as last year, but then they, I think last year,

then they showed that last year was on a different foot. I don't know. No, it was at it. That probably was it. I think that's what it was. I hope that that's it. I just thought it was funny that that's what people think of Drew,

that that's what people came out of the episode with. You know, she's lying, she's lying about a rancor. Who remind me of that episode of Big Brother like two weeks ago when Jasmine who also hurt her foot is just like sitting there and then someone like got up and like it came close to her foot, she goes, ayo, my foot! And they like to like give slow motion replay and like no one actually touched her foot. When he stom stopped on my foot, I hollered like a pig in a in a bacon factory. I was angry. God, I was seeing it. I was so I was hotter than a chicken wing in an air fryer on a country.

After like shut up, Jasmine. Sorry. Anyway. so, um, Sania is like very, uh, Shesania is very upset. Uh, she's surprised by Shere being mad, uh, because she felt like she had a pact with Shere and Marlo that the three of them are going to be like, have, have, like, cleans of fun. But then like, now she's seeing that Shere just blows wherever the wind blows, which I have a few things I didn't realize the three of them were such a trio like that and also.

I don't think that Shere blows with the wind blows. I think she just sort of blows where the exiting bus exhaust fans are out to. So candy is can you still going on at the table like I can't believe they wouldn't text us when all I wanted to do was take that bus And I was on time and I all I wanted to do is see I mean she just won't shut up, right? And so candy is like they didn't want to go any way like they were having fun on the boat What the hell so she says that she's like well you have fun on the boat So what's the big deal and Kenya's like that was the best day of my life since my divorce and my horrible child trauma But you know she's still could have called me on the boat. I mean she could have texted me She could have done something. I was even being sent. I was even being Sonya on the boat I was going hey man. Welcome to Jamaica.

Bop bop bop I Mean I looked up into the beautiful Jamaican sky. I didn't see any sky riding to say how are things on the boat and not at eye fit. Like it was just totally insulting. So Marlo, of course, is like just rolling her eyes at Kenya. And Candy's like, well, listen, she may be mad, but if you had to compare this trip with Kenya's trip to South Carolina, and then we see clips of Kenya only ordering

her self food and giving everybody else cold cuts. And candy losing her mind being like, crab cake only for yourself. And over it. The most angry we've ever seen can't be the grab cake that almost tore this cast a sunder So then um charay is then charay is like well, I don't know what it is with Sonya in this uninvite I mean what it when it's happened to other people I thought it was funny, but when it happened to me I didn't think it was that's funny like well She didn't uninvite you first and foremost you were sitting out on like the beach when the bus was in the was in the driveway You know and can be it like, she's going through stuff, you know, I know it may not be the same trauma, you know, the Marlow or Kenya is going through, but someone did eat her beef patties.

So I think we should just lighten up on her. Andrew is like, we all go through stuff, but we have to own it when it's not right. It would have happened says and, and smells, and hears, and feels. Look at me, I'm someone going through something that was acting. I smell ice cream in a bus station. I am a person holding ice cream. Oh God bless, thank you so much.

Dom just brought me my coffee. I'm so happy. Everyone say hi to Dom. He's waving. Anyway, yeah, she's Drew. I'm much happier to talk about my coffee than Drew. Moving on. So she changes the bandage from her left foot to her elbow. She's like, oh, I can't walk on my elbow now. So then, Sonny Anloise. Just kidding, I was in character. I can't walk on my elbow now. So then, Sonia and I was- Just kidding, I was in character.

It's playing the part of someone who hurt their elbow on a counter instead. Thank you. And a bus station eating ice cream. It was a smelly bus station. It smelled like ice cream, actually, which makes sense because she was eating ice cream. And so Sonia and Ross are still taking their cool off walk, which is hilarious because they're so cool anyway They're just like walking really slowly and Sonja's so disappointed and these women because this is her trip to

But she's gonna show good face anyway even if she has to just sit there quietly Which we know is gonna last about five seconds, okay,. But I like that Sonia has that mental image of herself. I'm just gonna sit there quietly and say nothing. And then you see it just build up inside of her like and she's not able to keep it in. Yeah. She's like deeply upset, but she does plaster on us a smile and tells everyone that like tomorrow everyone's gonna go bamboo rafting while you know she goes back to iFit and then they have to wear Jamaica colors tomorrow night because that's their last night.

So then they leave and they are like Drew has her wheelchair and I guess she's just not down with the cobblestones. She is now in character of Queen Elizabeth in Shakespeare in love, who they have to put garments down on the floor for her to cross over. In this case, it's the guy I just carrying her wheelchair over, cobblestones. Man, the days before cement, you know what I mean? They went through some shit in those movies. So then, why would they have like tide pods?

You know what I mean? So it was just rough being a maid back then. Why did why did humans do that? Why did humans invent cobblestone? I mean cobblestone is cute and fun, but like why did we do that? That's like really not a great surface for anything, right? You can't do anything on it. Yeah, the high hills back then were fucked. They were fucked. I mean, all those people who had to bow down to royals, that's not gonna be nice on your knees.

You don't wanna bow on cobblestone, right? No, that's why when people say, what other era do you wish you were born in? I never think an old, old era because I like de-ownering soap and hot showers. And whenever I watch those shows, like they have to dress in suits everywhere they go, the guys, I'm like, you know, five-piece suits.

And sometimes they wear after wear wigs and like big sideburns, they just look smelly. Their teeth are always like brown and falling out, you know. I just thought it's not like time. I know it is so strange at a time when there was no air conditioning, how willing these people were to wear like the most clothes of all time It's like they just don't really think things through you know, yeah, bumpy cobblestone

Lots of like those women in those big dresses that felt like those dresses underneath the dresses wigs like unnecessary wigs You know, I'll tell you who would never make it in that time true, okay? Yeah, you can't make it through that time true. Okay? Okay. Drew can't make it through even a dinner with her wheelchair, with her her ankle. She has to have all the guys carry her. You know they'd be like walking through the mud, trying to get Drew to her thing. Yeah. So now the next day, Sonja gets in the car to whatever to go to work.

And she sends Marloowe a text saying, like, hey, Marlowe, I'm in Jamaica, pop, pop, pop. Hope that you can be a good host while I'm gone. Well, why would you do that? Now, yeah, why Marlowe? Why would you deputize Marlowe? That's not gonna work out well. Hmm.

And it cuts to Marlowe just having her florist friend taking pictures of her in a bikini on the beach. Yeah. So then, um, Shiree is on the phone with Cindy Gaston. Yeah. She's got, she's got, she's got Gaston. I'm telling you, she's got Gaston. Asher's gonna pop up soon doing the, doing the chip parts.

Be, I guess, be, I guess. Oh my god, I'm in love with him. I can't wait to marry him. Asher's gonna pop up soon doing that doing the chip parts Oh my god, I'm love with him. I can't wait to marry him. I love when he told beauty in the beast and he forgot time here So I feel how size of Beverly Hills anybody who's not watching how And be in the beast anyone who hasn't watched hello, so Just just like sight all the references and also beauty in the beast anyone who hasn't watched hello, so just just like sight all the references and also be in the beast So the designs and the tech to technical packages needed to make the designs They just don't have the actual you guys we know you're calling Ollie Baba Which we know you're on a website with Ollie Baba. You're just trying to figure out the shipping from China. Just be honest, okay? We all have done it now and then I mean let's let's be honest. They're on Zazzle. Okay. They're not even doing Ali Baba. They're on Zazzle. So

Oh no, Ali Baba's cheap Zazzle's crazy expensive. Oh really? You know, they are sheep. Yeah, to get your own stuff made that's I mean, hello, we're we're of that ilk man, oh, no, I know have their t-shirts made that's very expensive trust me. I wish we could go now we do get our crappy awards from Alibaba. Do we do? Yeah, that's why I have to order them like six weeks ahead of time because you never know what that shit's gonna get there. Yeah, I had no idea. Well, thanks so much. It's a spin off of Ali McBeal. Ali McBaba. It's really just about the bottle she drank from as a child. So anyway, so it's Jamaica day four and yeah,

so Marlo has put, I'm sorry, Sonya's put Marlo in charge. And you know, you give Marlo like an ounce of authority It's just runs with that. You know, she's like okay everyone everyone okay. I've got a message to deliver I am the new temporary official host so Right now as T.O.H. which stands for temporary official host

I'm gonna say let's go into the bus come on everyone. Let's go in the bus everyone go in the bus Hey, one of the bus and just no one's listening to her whatsoever. I know they all hate this plan Celebrity beef you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle. And we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud, from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us?

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Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So then Sonja is doing her video and she's like, hello everybody, how often do we think we don't want to work out, but then we do anyway? I'm so grateful to have worked out. No, you've already fucking lost me. How often do we think we don't want to work out? And then we just don't fucking work out. We just lie in our beds and see what channels we can get for free on our TV, okay? And then we hide some Cheetos even though we live alone. I know that nobody's gonna find Cheetos in our bed, but worried this could be the day we have a Cheeto-enticed hard attack and die, and someone will find Cheetos in our bed. I'll watch that video. Yeah. Yeah. It's good.

I like that she's like, you know, so many times you don't want to work out, then you do. And it's just amazing. Like, isn't this amazing? I'm like, well, you're walking in like a tropical jungle in Jamaica, you know, for like, for others, it's just like walking down a scraggly sidewalk or something, you know. Yeah. I've only my name for that for the reason I don't walk because it's really hot. There's like bugs everywhere and there's no sidewalks. So you have to like walk in the street and everybody drives a big pickup truck, you know, because it's Texas. And I always feel like they're thinking I'm fat in the street.

I've always feel like they're like, get out of the way, wide load. And so I don't do it. So that's why don't work out. Thanks, Texas for my new excuse. Yeah. Also don't put Cheetos in your bed, you guys. I really do. I try that once it's turned.

Did you? No. Yes, it was the dumbest thing to eat in bed. So, um, Sonia, uh, uh, Sherey comes, but of course she's late, you know, she's Shirei. She's like arrives for them to be like, and that's a rap. She's like, well, I'm so glad they're serving sandwiches. No, it's not a rap like that.

It's a rap on the shoot. Oh, good. Right. Because I was actually hoping for a, uh, Quaffle, what were they called? Uh, not a Quaffle. I believe it was called a Womlet. A Womlet? A Womlet.

A Womlet. I like Womlet. I like Womlet. I'm gonna try and mix Ponyny and Waffle, but. Pony Wap. And Waw- And Waw- A Ponyny.

Wap- Ponyny. I'm- I'm meaning. I'm meaning. I'm a lonely. Yeah, warm. Yeah. So Shreys like, well, they're finished.

Now you know that the driver got lost. And Sonia's like, don't worry. Like look, we went through all the jungles. It was very beautiful, very beautiful. And so basically they talk about how they had a late night and we see a clip of Sonia being up late talking to them and then we go back to Marlowe and she's like, I'm going to send you up a bottle of champagne and then today is family rafting and guess what we're

going to do. We are going to have fun because that's what this crew likes to do. And again, just like no one's listening and Candy's like, well, why would why would Sonia make Marlow the temporary host when she knows Marlow isn't even getting along with everyone on this trip, you know, and Kenya is that Kenya, of course, takes it to a much more severe place. She goes, I mean, who is Sonia to put this want to be a relevant cloud chasing pedestrian and charge of me.

I'm like, oh God, Teddy's guest starring. She's this. She's everywhere. Yeah. So anyway, they all eventually get on this bus and then we go back to Sonia talking to Shirei and she's saying that she feels really bad about the misunderstanding. And then she also explains that she felt to Shirei and she's saying that she feels really bad about the misunderstanding and

You know, and then she also explains that she felt like Shirei was disappointed about missing the the shoot But that Kenya was really taking it to a new level Right, she was like I felt like you were more disappointed Shirei. So thank you for that Kenya wasn't disappointed at all that she missed it. Okay, Sonia. Okay. So she says that there's a shift in how Kenya is treating her. And she thinks it's because she's getting close with Marlowe. And Shiree is like, well, she's going to have an opinion about you inviting me and not her.

I can't wait to tell her. I can not wait to tell her. We'll make sure she has that opinion even if she doesn't have it. We will get it out of her. So, yeah, Song is like, well, she was like, you know, as the host, you didn't check in on us. And I'm like, well, like, why would I check in on you

while I'm working? Like, you think Kenny would call us while we're at Dancing with the Stars? I'm like, well, it depends on how much of a brag it would be for her, because if she, if she probably would, honestly, she probably would be like, oh, hey Drew, sorry to interrupt you in your Uda Hagen class. I'm at Dancing with the Stars with accomplished people. Bye.

So, Sonja is a good housewife because she's made a list. You know, she's like, you know, can you keep doing all this stuff to me and she keeps sliding out of it and I'm getting tired of her sliding out of it. And then we see, oh my God, we're going to need some voices for these dry ass tortillas. And then, you know, I put Cargate, I don't remember what that is. The couples trip hang up all these things that can just be rude for. And Sonya's like,

well, you know, as the host, oh yeah, you already said that part. So she's like, well, she better watch out because the Jamaican tyrant is on the loose. And if you wanna see someone having to speed walk eight in the morning, that's gonna happen. So it's about to happen. That's right. Everyone watch out for the Jamaican tyrant because you've never seen rage,

like you've seen Sonya sort of get upset at you and then not be able to come up with a list of reasons why. So everyone's like, the tyrant is about to speak tyrant, please give us your order. She's like, we're comfortable shoes. It's the most important thing for a morning walk. Oh, she got us again. My fury is incomparable, which is why as revenge, I shall send us all down a very calm river where you don't have to look to think.

The river mild. So, candy backwards. Max's a name, thank you. Go for it. So, then back at the Marlow camp, Candy is like, oh, I didn't realize Drew wasn't coming. And Todd is like, yeah, but just because Drew doesn't come doesn't mean that Ralph shouldn't be able to come. Well, I love Ralph. Um, you would. So then they go to this river rafting place and um, Candy is now asking about Sonia and because she is waiting for them there. And she taught Shereya's like, I was there. I was there for support. She was incredible. And I was happy. You know,

she and I had a combo. And she apologized to me because it was just a mix up, but she didn't fight me today. You should have seen it. They were walking through the jungle all around the jungle. That's what I saw with my own eyes because I was there. They were in the jungle, the wife of my jungle. And I mean, the way she said, by at the end of, I guess, a session where they were eating wraps, it was amazing. Amazing work.

Great wraps. Great wraps. I don't even know if I'm still hungry, right? Because the wraps were so good. I'm sure they left all their saran wraps somewhere, because they've mentioned it so many times, but great job. She's a wonderful job So can you it's like I don't feel salty if she wanted to have a conversation with Shiree before myself and so be it

It just shows me how sonny deals with conflict I'm like you who nags and nags and pokes and prads in front of everybody and dresses people down in front of everybody I actually think sona did it right. Yeah. I think Sonya did it right, but Kenny doesn't maybe more entertainingly. So I don't know which one is actually right in that case. So but more importantly, there's birds in the trees and they've had a few too many patties themselves and so they start pooping on everyone because everyone's sitting at this table. So first a bird poop some money out of this bird is like, I've had a few too many patties themselves. And so they start pooping on everyone, cause everyone's sitting at this table.

So first a bird poop some monyatta. This bird is like, I've been watching the season all day. All season long, and I don't know why they brought monyatta on, especially to this trip when we could have had what's her face. What was her name again? Why can't I forget, why can't I remember her name to Coom? Or it's not to Coom.

What's her name? Are my favorite. Who, you know, she's a... Oh, yes, for tomb. For tomb, for tomb. You wanna piece up, come on, for tomb. You wanna piece up, come on! You wanna piece up, you're a man's.

Your husband's gay, that's why you told me. I'm not a messenger, man. But, yes, they should on Maniada just try to get some of the reaction out of her. And, um, she's like, I forgive you. I forgive you, bird. I forgive you. Is this what we're doing as human and birds that a bird is shooting on you? We should be lifting each other up. I choose to look at this as a lesson. So then, um, Surrey is like, new that was coming. And then we get black and white footage from the birds,

you know, but no one's really that scared. They're trying to make it like a horror thing, but people are like, whirboards pooping on my food. I think there's a bird pooping. Yeah, and then Candy's just like standing in the corner with her plate, even though Candy has, I think been shot on.

I think like it's on her arm or something But she's now saying the corner eating her food and she's like listen bird poop or no bird poop. I do not skip a meal or a bag That was her original lion they had to change it. Yeah So then Marla's like, okay, we're gonna move to the pool. Everybody's still get up. Okay, nobody's getting up. I'm moving to the pool. Are you moving to the pool?

They better be moving to the pool. Adrian, these people are monsters. Nobody's moving to the pool. This is like 10 minutes of airtime, by the way. You're moving to the pool. I was like, well, they're really making, they're really stretching out this episode. Ugh. So then Marla gets offended that no one's following her.

And so we think that's going to be the plot for like five episodes. But then people do follow her. And she's like, I didn't think you were going to follow me, but you did follow me. But then there was a twist because then the second half of the group does follow out there. But then there's like, she a bungalow with the, they go the bungalow and Todd's like, we're going to a private bungalow. We don't sit general admission. I'm like, no, Candy got you that bungalow. I'm like, man, anything that he does, anytime he like indulges in luxury, I'm like, that's Candy's bungalow, not yours, sir. Yeah. So Marlo is now talking to Maniera. She's still at the like pool seats or the pool chairs, whatever you call him

And so she's like, this is what happened to the take-out. Stop me if I'm wrong. Me and Ralph Pittman We're having a deep conversation about him adopting a son and then deciding not to adopt him And then Candy stopped me and said, you gave your nephews away Blah blah blah blah blah and she's like, well, you know, I can see that that pushed it a little far because that was between you and Ralph. Not between Ralph and his son and his wife, but between you and Ralph. All of that was about you and Ralph. And that comment about the nephews, you know, that's going to trigger anybody.

Yeah. I mean, sometimes you just go too far. That's why there's no such thing as a waffleette, only a walnut because you can't have too much waffle in there You know what I'm saying? It's overstepping And Marlos like well candy would have flipped the table if I mentioned Aeson Riley and Manietta's like but I know that she genuinely cares. I mean think of that bird When that bird shows candy the shit on she it was love

It was an act of, do you see me? Because I see you. Marlowe's like listening, but you know what I'm saying. And you saw it. And now you can see it with candy. And I'm telling you this. I'm taking my accountability because I went low too. But nobody in this group knows how bad candy is. It's not really taking accountability. You're just trying to turn the lady who can be brought on against candy. It's like typical Marlow. Well, you know what, I'm gonna say what I said to that bird.

I feel like she didn't mean to take it there. Like take a dump on my plate. She didn't mean it, just a bird. So, you know, have some grates with this. So then Marlow is like, well, for you to use that against me, it's talking about candy now, because she's talking to watch, like, for you to use that against me, it's talking about Candy now because she's talking to watch, like for you to use that against me at a time like this, this is why I don't open up.

I'm like, okay, Marlo, the precious flower who cannot bloom unless she's in the perfect environment. Marlo opens up when it's very convenient. It's like, I'm sorry, Marlo, we do not have a seat fuel in this bus. Really? After all, I've been through cousin 13. I was working in an ice cream truck and it flipped over, but that's okay. I was like, well, see, now you just opened up about your ice cream truck accident, which by the way, I don't know if that's a real accident. I just made that up. I can thank you to Higgin Method for letting me step into Marlo's character at that moment.

to you to begin method for letting me step into Marlow's character at that moment. So then back with Kandy, Kandy's like, I think they're leaving us. And Marlow's like, Kandy are a song you call, let's go everybody. Come on everybody, we're leaving. We're leaving. Ding, ding, ding, everybody. Are you coming? Are you coming, Debra? They're not coming, Debra. Oh, they're coming, never mind, never mind. This reminds me of this time when I ran through a neighborhood with my ice cream truck ringing that bell and no one came. So I had to in order to draw attention to it, I had to drive down to Hillside, which is when I flipped the ice cream truck.

I'm flushing out the back story for class, sorry. So now it's time to go rafting. Okay. So they go and Kenya's like, this is the golden girl version of white water rafting. I need action, dammit. Because there are on these rafts that are made from bamboo. Yeah.

Tied together. You know, like when I think of things made from bamboo, it's like, ooh, it's a nice sleek bamboo boat. But no, this is literally sticks and bamboo that are tied together that you get on top. What is this? I'm not getting on that. Okay, what do I want?

I mean, I thought it looked lovely. I thought it looked lovely. And I also thought it was gonna be some sort of like, what a rafting thing. But it would actually was never said. No one ever said it was whitewater rafting. People forget that you can actually just raft. Like, rafting, like, whitewater rafting. People forget that you can actually just raft. Like rafting, like rafting does not necessarily mean,

this could be whitewater. And in this case, we all jumped to conclusions, okay. And it was, it was just, she said it was a bamboo raft. And I think that we may have projected things onto it and that's not fair to the raft people, okay? Because it was, I thought it looked lovely. To be honest, I thought it looked so nice. I think like, I think after...

I think after... I like boring and mosquito-y. That's what I'll say. So here's why. And it reminded me of Marlos version of gem hunting. You know, you think they're gonna go through these caves and stuff, but then it's just, you know, bags of sand

that they're sifting through. This is like the version of that. Everything is like the kitty version. No, I prefer this because, well, first of sand that they're sifting through. This is like the version of everything is like the kitty version. No, I prefer this because, well, first of all, I don't think any of them had any cocktails. I feel like they should have had some cocktails. But like, I prefer, well, first of all, like, how dare you compare this rafting experience to the gems, the gems, like the, the gems don't quack or anything. But this meaning in terms of excitement, you think it's going to be exciting and then

it's boring. No, but like, I think it's gonna be exciting and then it's boring. No, but I think it's the best because you're on your own little raft and you get to gossip with someone like, you know, as you're just going down slowly. I think that's great. I think it's a perfect gossip venue. You're not glad we had this talk. I like that the producers were probably like,

guys, we need to get some shots of canty and Todd texting people. That's what I saw on this trip. It was just Todd and Kantian on their own little raft and all you hear is, bloop, bloop. I was down, I was down for this raft. I'm like, if I ever go to Jamaica, I'm gonna go on the raft.

I want the raft. I want something, I don't wanna go fast. I wanna go on a raft. You know what? I have a this. Here's my hot take. I don't wanna go on a fast river in a foreign country. How about that?

Okay. I like that, I like that simplified. I like you, log lined it. I don't like going, I don't like and paralleling myself in a foreign country. Okay, I don't like going to, I don't want to go to a hospital in a foreign country. I did that once and it was not pleasant.

Okay, it was a really, it was just like, give me slow currents, okay? Yeah, well, I guess if you've experienced that before then that would, what country were you in? I've, it was like, it was in France, it was like 10 wars. Yeah, I knew I couldn't tell the story. You were all like, you were gonna, I knew you were gonna come, I knew you were gonna, Yeah, I knew I couldn't tell the story. You were a son, but you were gonna, I knew you were gonna come, I knew you were gonna,

no, I'm telling you, it was fun. I got friends, of course, you're like, I heard my tooth on some very soft cheese. Shit. I was like, this is why I'm not gonna tell the story because there's no way for me to start up be like, well, I was in Paris. Because like, for some reason,

like, you can't get injured in Paris without it still somehow sounding obnoxious. Like, humans are humans, okay? You can get injured anywhere, okay? But I got injured. I actually didn can't get injured in Paris without it, still somehow sounding obnoxious. Humans are humans, okay? You can get injured anywhere, okay? But I actually didn't even get injured. I got really sick. And in Paris, you can't just go to a doctor. You either go to the pharmacist

or you go to the hospital. And so I did A first, because I'm like, I'm not going to the hospital. But the lady was like because I'm like, I'm not going to the hospital, but the lady was like, would you like, would you like, you know, like, sticker bars? Something like, she had no answers for me. So I had to like, I'm sorry, there's no medicine for being stupid American.

We cannot cure that here. Yeah. So basically, I had to go to this hospital and they, you know, they checked, it took like hours. Basically, I just had like a very bad case of bronchitis, but they didn't like, it was not an, it was all night, and then they made me stay over in like the observation ward. So I was in this ward. It was like pitch black, and I was lying on this cot. And there was like, you know, you're in this room with like 20 other people, but you can't see them.

And it was like so stereotypically French because I was just, I heard like French wheezing all around me, which is different than any other kind of wheezing. Because normally, like normal wheezing is like, but French wheezing is like, and there was like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, up. I was the day of the Oscars and the, what was it called? Was it called the foreign or what? The artist. The artist had just won that like Saan film and it was like

the guy who was the, the main actor won the Oscar and he was French and so all the doctors like crowd around me and they were like, so the artist's big Hollywood hit, huh? American? I was like, yes. It was really, I then like the bathroom, I had like blood in it, like on the floor. It was just like, it was a nightmare. I was like, this is not really a part of it. Yeah, it smells like cardboard too. Yeah, it doesn't sound good.

It was terrible. So, um, and that's why I am fine with a lazy river. That's why. Let's fine with a lazy river. That's why. Let's circle back to lazy river. It was terrible. So anyway, I'm sure this story will, I may revisit the story many times. Hopefully we can't real go friends in Paris. That was it.

That's funny. So they get instructed on, you know, they get like the comedy guy who's telling them how to use the rafts and he's like, just remember, 99.9 of water here is wet. They're like, oh, that is a good one. So they all get on these boats and we get a Sonya monologue about why these rafting things are super important to her.

And it was fun. So she gets on her raft and then we just hear from behind a tree. Is that Sonja Girl? Is that Sonja Girl? I wasn't planning on being on TV at all. She's like, hello, Auntie Sonja Girl. Auntie Sonja Girl. Oh gosh.

Commissions. Here comes one right now. So then they're all doing what I said I would like to do on this gossiping. And so Kenya is sitting, I think she's talking to Shirei, and she's just saying like, God, wow, you know what? Like, Ross was like so like, like, her, she got up and he was like yelling at everybody, like, that's very intimidating. Like someone using curse words and saying they're effing with his wife, like, that's very, very scary.

Like, why are you saying effing with your wife? Like, that's scary. That was aggressive. Huh. I felt bad for myself because I don't have anyone next to me taking up for me. Hey, they gave you the option first of all. They did. And you called it because of course that's what can you do. Of course she goes people and then she goes oh my god, I can't believe you're talking

to a woman like that. Yeah, it's very Kenya. goes, oh my God, I can't believe you're talking to a woman like that. Yeah, it's very Kenya. But he was normally I would be on her side with that because I don't like when the husbands are like fighting with the women. That's bad for him. But he wasn't really fighting. He was just like enough, you know, shut the fuck up. Which I think a general shut the fuck up is okay.

Yeah, it was actually very Taylor Armstrong. You know, he used to the, he did, but the little hand gesture, you know. So, you know, Shreys like, well, I didn't think he was that aggressive. And then it kind of like standing up, yelling and cursing, I mean, wearing a white shirt and glasses. What's your definition of aggressive? It's like, oh, you're just standing there. Yelling. That's not a grassy yelling from the Tesla that I paid for. That's not yelling in Brooklyn at Brooklyn.

It's like, okay, projector. So then, over on Sonya's raft, she's like, every time I confront her, it's about the divorce and the baby and she's always going through this and then we could a clip of, oh, but I'm divorced. And I'm worried about my baby. I'm like 10 times.

They just keep rolling clips of Kenya doing that over and over throughout the season. Yeah. And Marlowe's like, that divorce was supposed to be 50 years ago. So then we also get a clip of Drew and Ralph in their hotel seeing what's going on there. And the bottle of champagne arrives. She's like, that is so sweet. That is, oh my god, I am so

touched. And seeing that is Drew Siddora playing role of person enjoying champagne. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. She's turning her face to the camera together. Three quarter shot. And she's like 45 degrees to the right. 45 degrees to the left and straight on Drew Sidora. Thank you for being here. Submitting left ankle. Anchor in Champagne. I'm sorry.

I'm asking left ankle hurt. It smells like I was in a champagne and joyer. Thank you. That's nation. So last night in Jamaica. It's the last night in Jamaica. I Best nation. So last night in Jamaica. It's the last night in Jamaica. I thought they were saying last night in Jamaica. And I was like, oh God, but it's the last night in Jamaica.

So Kenya comes over to Drew's room and Drew can't calm because she has to swollen foot and they won't give her anymore pain pills, basically. And because every time they give her pain pills, she tries to do a scene from Requiem of Adurions. like, okay, man, we get it. You're an actress. Please stop, you know, being afraid of our refrigerator. We're gonna have to stop giving you painkillers if you can't actually break out a character thing. They're like, man, you're here for the Ellen Bernstein role. Please stop acting like you're

in a gangbang, okay. So Marlow's face having with her nephew. And she's like, do you miss me? He's like, yes. Yeah, right. Let me talk to William. And she's just getting her makeup done. I mean, this is, this is just so peak, Marlow. She's sitting in a chair, getting glammed by employees, you know, people getting paid her, she's just getting her eye stuff done, her eyes are closed. Well, she's on the phone. Those kids are stacking a two bedroom with four babies. She's in, she's in glam in beautiful Jamaica. Thanks, ma'am. Thanks, ma'am. So then, uh, Ma'am, Ma'am, Ma'am, Monica, Stutton, Candy's room. And

of course, it worked. I mean, Marlow just has this charm on people. It works every single time. So Maniada's like, well, you know, I did talk to Ms. Marlow, had some questions for her and we were bonding. And Candy's like, fuck y'all's bonding. What's that?

Yeah, Candy's like, you know what? She does this every time. She lashes out and then she starts going into her emotional trauma and like, how many times am I supposed to chalk it up to her emotional trauma before I just say, fuck you! Yeah. And so then, when you're just like, yeah, but you know what? It's not the same old thing.

I think she has new things to say. And, you know, she did say that you started it about the adoption thing. And Candy's like, whatever, that was the truth. And she's going in on Ralph. And why is she going in on Ralph so hard? She's a hypocrite. She shouldn't have done that.

And Mania is like, okay, well, there's a good point. Okay, Fence, sit her. Get her out. Get her out of here. Okay, get off the fence. Man. Well, if I don't get off the, if I stay on the fence, there's some place for the birds to poop and we want to help the birds. So now Marlowe and Sonia are arriving at the tape. Oh, for dinner. The final.

Oh, really? Is that Sonia coming? How could you tell? Yes, Jamaica. Papa Papa. It's dinner. Jamaica. Oh, my God, Jesus Christ. Can any word just eat in peace? So yeah, she loves dinner on the beach. I don't even remember writing this note. And I wrote it like an hour ago.

I must have been like entering a fugues day. I was like, Sonja loves dinner on the beach. Oh, so glad I wrote that down, Roddy. I was like, does Sonja like dinner in the kitchen? Does she like dinner? you know, dining room? Oh, got it. She loves dinner on a beach. Oh, and Candy and Marlo show up wearing the same top

in different colors. And they're like, wow, that's crazy. And Kenya's like, oh, I was going to buy that top too. I almost had that shirt. I almost had it. I could have had it. Yeah. Love it had that shirt. I almost had it. I could have had it. Yeah. Love it.

Thank you. I almost had it. Wait, hold on a second. I'm getting a call from Drew Sadoora. OK, hey, Drew, what's going on? Do you know what it takes to make a top like that? Drew, now's not the time to try your Devil Wears product edition.

OK, thank you. So, Sanya's like, you know, this whole thing has been so hustle and bustle, so just to be able to chill. Okay, I want to ask everybody, what was your highlight of this trip? And so, Surrey's like, going to the track, you know, where you did things, because I really enjoyed betting on Marlow. And Marowe's like Oh, when you sent me the video The only thing I could hear was you cheering for me and that touched me

It touched me so deeply to finally have somebody Cheering for Marlowe. She's like I bet money on you I'm sure I'm just cheering stupid. I think I just sent a video of Phil Donahue expressing his love for Marlott Thomas. Didn't matter, it was a Marlott, made me happy. So she's like, well, it was just for the money. Well, it felt good anyway. You cheering for me to be my best.

I've been listening over and over and anytime I get down. I will listen to that to know you're uplifting me, Shre. You changing one life at a time in Jamaica. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. You always know Marla's about to start a fight with someone or have a difficult conversation when she does something like to blatantly, she blatantly

kisses one person's ass who she wants to have her she wants to have have her back in the upcoming thing. So she's like let me get charade on my side real quick. Okay, just tell her how much I love that little bit that shitty video she took of me racing where you can't even see the finished line from a proper angle. And then she's like, oh and candy right now. As a winner of a race, I'm taking my accountability from our part. Do you understand why I went so crazy and below the belt? It wasn't just because I was being massively supported by Sherey. Thank you again, Sherey. Thank you for that video.

No, when I was talking to Ralph, Drew had just told me a week ago about him adopting her son. So as soon as I heard no, I thought this I thought this baby heard yes and he's getting adopted. I just went crazy much like charay was on that video where she won lots of money almost because of me. Anyway, I digress. And then I was just shocked. And when you came in and said, you know, why is she worried about his business when she gave her nephews away? And I was like, what the hell candy up here talking about my personal business with the boys to people who I barely know who I've also said the same thing to you several times. And why are you saying it, though, candy?

And candy's like, well, look, first of all, I love Michael and William. So I don't want to make it about Michael. I know you love them because I spent every dollar that you sent in their birthday cards. Thank you for that, by the way, but you did bring them up at the table and candy's like yeah, but look You didn't like that, but it was the truth and she's like, oh, I said was the truth and she's like no No, you what you said about my husband was not true. It was true Monifer business, but it was and she's like and however you feel About me, you know like I should not have said in front of other, I should not have

said that stuff in front of other people. And I would apologize, but you were going hard at my husband and there's no, you were going hard at Ralph. And there's no way that he can respond in a way that's not going to be, oh, there he is going at it with a woman, you know, or maybe she was talking about talking about, I don't know. But she's like, you know, I had to stand up because if he stood up for himself, everybody would say that he's like a massageist or whatever.

Yeah, yeah. Which, you know, I kind of feel bad that Candy felt that way because we're just, didn't say that no matter what. So she really didn't have to jump in. So then Marlowe is like, well, you know what? You go below the belt as well. Candy's like, so nobody can like, so nobody can say nothing to you then

is that what it is. And she, that's when Candy goes, I am not Michelle Obama, okay? You go low, I'm going low with you. Yeah. And so, and Marl is like me too. Me too. And so, I was like, yeah, but next time,

can you both just leave me the fuck out of it. And Marlowe's like, no, you're cursing at me. Why do you have to curse at me? I do not need a man cursing at me. Like see, that's what we were talking about. Oh my God. It's like that's why she did it. And so Marlowe's like, listen, candy, you know what? I still have nothing but love for you. And I'm always going to support you. The way she was to raise support of me on that video. Thank you again, Shre love for you and I'm always gonna support you the way she was to raise support me on that video Thank you again Shreya. Wow. I'm gonna watch that right now after I'm done talking wow Shreya. Thank you And Candy's like well, I'm gonna support you as well

Right Marla how Marla supports Candy. I'm not really sure have not seen that yet, but yeah Maybe she's in her you know hero stage. So she's like, as a gift to you, I will keep supporting you as I always have, as I've tried to turn the cast against you for no reason, all season long, on the show that you kind of helped me get on to. But I will never disrespect your husband again. And she tells us this solves nothing, nothing nothing Yeah, but they have like this uneasy piece that you know like Marlowe's gonna disrespect Todd a million more times before the show ever ends And for that I say good for you go for it I'll do you on for that one and then you know everybody

I know everybody's dying to know what moneda thinks checking with moneda shall we? But they talked you know I'm so glad, because that's a lot of energy to give somebody. You really need to live in a Wusau space. That's where I live. Where are the birds? Bringing the birds? Please. Bring any birds that need to drop one right now. Bring them over. Now is the time to do it. Oh, man. So, um, so then they all the guys leave and, um, and Shrey is like, there's, it's all the women are just there and Shrey is like, let's laugh. Does anyone want to laugh? No, no, no, let's continue. Let's continue the night laugh. And Marla is like, we've been laughing. Haven't we't we had a great time me and Sonia. Oh, are we laughing the jungle together? And Sonia was like, well, I don't

and now that was where you can see Sonia really wanting to talk, but trying to stop herself. And she's like, well, I don't mind laughing. I just I can't be like, well, you seem tired. She goes, yeah, it's been a long week, but I, uh, Kenya, what's up with you? Kenya's like, what? She gets, you're looking at your phone, you're disengaging, whenever I talk to you, you're looking at the exit sign. And Kenya's like, I don't even have my phone. It's in my bag, which is over there.

How dare you? How dare you say I'm looking at my phone? She's like, well, you're looking at something. Uh, she's like, no, I'm not. I'm not at all. So, uh, the way Kenya was. Can you? Uh, Sony was talking. So, Kenny was looking around like, uh, Sony is talking. Oh, God, I'm just going to do. I'm going to do anything I can. Not listen to whatever Sony is doing. She was doing that like a little kid. So, you're like, what's your problem? What's my problem? What's your problem? You the one yelling at me dinner, damn.

Yeah, and Simon's like, well, you're like, not present or whatever. And she's like, I'm not disengaging, disengaging. And so, Simon's like, no, I'll, you know what, Kenya, I feel like you've been ungrateful because I've gone like above and beyond. And I've been an amazing host, which, Simon does seem like she's generally been

in a good host, but I also don't think that, like, like as the host you're allowed to announce that you've been an amazing host. I think that's for other people to announce. So Ken, you're like, I've been amazing. You are welcome. Have you heard how many times I've said pop, pop, pop while walking into a public venue? Have you heard? Don't you remember meeting the minister of sports?

Yo, Ken. Ken, you're like, oh, the ego. You talk about how I felt about you not having us at your thing. Okay. Well, my feelings were it's very disrespectful. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I'm going to speak and you're going to listen because Sonny's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And then here we go with the overtrying. Because the only way to fight with Kenya, because Kenya is always going to talk over you and not like you speak. She does it all the time. All the reunions are filled with this, you know. And so Sanya is not going to take that shit

and she will give it right back to Kenya. So now it's three minutes solid of yelling over each other. Yeah, they're basically just like yelling over each other. And then it turns into not a discussion about like what the issues are it turns into Canyon being like are you talking are you listening are you talking because I actually need you to listen and then sign up saying things like you're not going to tell me you're not going to tell a lie on me and you're not going to tell me when I can't speak we're not doing that you do not get to tell me when we're going to speak I will speak when I want to speak and this conversation over you're doing it true you're doing it true. You're doing it true. God, I wrote it all down, but I'm going to skip it because of the whole.

Yeah, it's all the same. But for most of you, Sonia's like, look, every time I have a problem with you, you wiggle out of it. And Kenya's like, I don't even know what you're talking about. She's, you don't. I don't live in a world of abstract thoughts, apple on a mountain. And then, um, Sonya's like, my problem with you is that you are disrespectful. And Ken is like,

what are you talking about? It's always the most respectful way to talk to so many clapping in between words. Yeah, Ken is like, no one can understand you because you're so inarticulate explaining yourself. And so Sonya's like, I have an issue with you and then you go and you do the Kenya. Oh, did I twirl?

Did I do Gone with the Wind Fabulous? Did I just join Dancing with the Stars again? She's like, you just missed me. And Kenya's like, one example. She is, well, you hung up on me. Okay. Well, what issues have you had since then? I apologize for that. So I'll wait, I'll wait. And on me. Okay, well, what issues have you had since then? I apologize for that.

So I'll wait, I'll wait. And Sonia's like, hold on, I need to think of something. Yeah. I'm glad you're a runner because you just dropped the ball. Okay, that's how I argue. You really had her. Come on, Sonia. Yeah, so then Kenya just starts laughing.

And she's like, oh yeah, Sonia, you cannot handle Kenya. Like you're sending yourself up. So Kenya's like, if you have an issue for the love of God and we talk about it and we decide to move forward, please let's just move forward. So this is by the way, Kenya's happy because she has essentially like, you know, like what Kenya needs is someone who's like not afraid to like push back and say what the fuck but at the end of the day

Even though they're pushing back she wants them to end in humiliation and that's where that's where Sonia is basically So Kenya is like satisfied and now it could be friends with Sonia again. Oh So Son is like why am I telling her off for filth and Jamaican? She starts doing it. She's like, oh you're talking to me man I tell and girl for filth and Jamaican and she starts doing it. She's like, oh, you're talking to me, man. It was really funny. And then she's like, and you know, we were texting and then it suddenly stopped and she's like, I don't want to feel disrespected. And everyone knows I respect very few people. Okay, that didn't come out right. So let me say it differently. I love smart, articulate people. And I think says on the screen five seconds ago.

You are so inarticulate. Now, what can I understand you? And then as though it seems like everything is fine. He goes, but I do have a real question for you. Bitch, did you get me a birthday cake? And everyone's like, huh? She's, no, I'm, wait, I'm serious. And the screen goes black and says, Sonia did not get a cake for her.

I'm like, well, there was ice cream. Okay, there was, there was very fancy ice cream the other day. Oh, so then next time, um, and then Marla was like, no, no, no, stop. We're not going to do next time. Until I say what happened with me and Candy at the airport. And so she tells this story about how everybody knows going to do next time until I say what happened with me and Candy at the airport. And so she tells the story about how everybody knows Kentucky Fried Chicken is the best

in Jamaica. And so Marla saw Kentucky Fried Chicken and got a bucket of chicken. And then Candy's saying that she was going to the bathroom and she smells Kentucky Fried Chicken. And it was Marla's. And so Marla shared with her. And so Candy got over her anger to eat the fried chicken. And it was Marlos. And so Marlos shared with her. And so Candy got over her anger to eat the fried chicken. I mean, some numbs. It's just as simple as that. I mean, if I'm like pissed at someone and they're like, Hey Ben, here's like a Snickers bar, I'll probably be like,

you know, they're a pretty good person. Yeah, I mean, I've heard a lot of stories in my life. I've never heard of anybody breaking up in a water burger. Right. Yeah. I mean, I thought it was a heartwarming conclusion to their latest fight. It also made me want to have some Kentucky Fried Chicken. But the truth is, as marvelous, I don't know if it's better in Jamaica or not, but I think it has to be better based on how it is here in the US. So maybe I'll get Popeye's instead instead because that's really where it's at.

Mm-hmm. And next time we get to see another really low rent surprise party, this time at your house. It's like, yeah, like lots of streamers and I don't know what's going on with the actually budget that's in the four years this season. Yeah, I think there's been a budget cut for sure.

Yeah, I think they like, they spent everything on that archive party on the premiere ever since then. It's party city. Well, everybody, thank you so much for being here. We will be back this evening with take a seat or live show Spotify live, 7pm Pacific, and also our House of the Dragon recap under the winter is crappin' a banner, so just go search Winter is crappin'ing wherever you're listening to this. Whatever podcast app you choose, we're there, and subscribe. Guy, we will talk to you later, everybody.

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