Watch What Crappens - RHOA: There’s a Party. Kenya Come?

Episode Date: January 5, 2021

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Ralph and Drew have couples therapy, and it seems to be promising (although we know it'll fail). Meanwhile, Porsha's sister decides to throw a party, but guess who's not invited? One hint: her name rhymes with Kenya. Oops, spoiled it.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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And this episode opens up with the glimpses of things happening around town. We got Shemia hanging out with Portia. And Portia talking about the mystery meat that's shit in jail, all that fun stuff, you know? Yeah, Shemia, we're baby so cute. And then we go to Drew's house where her kid is insisting on calling chicken duck.

And then we go over to Candie's restaurant with Riley and they're with Don Juan and they're talking about how Riley is so cradled, like how she's gonna make it in the world, you know. He's like, well, you're not gonna have your mother to do your homework and she's like, um, it's not like my mother's an academic scholar. Yeah.

She's like, she's street smart, but she's not really book smarts, book smart. So then ultimately we wound up at a yoga place with Cynthia and Mel and, yeah, it's a smell. I do yoga sometimes. I mean, you'd think I'd be flexible because I'm very athletic, Pawn. Yeah. Yes, when I look at Mal, I think of,

I pretty much just think of the Olympics when I see Mal. I might look at that very athletic one and walk me down the street. Just a speed runner over there, Mal. And they're going to a very on the nose yoga place because their instructor is named Yogi. Yeah. Yogi. Or was he just like, do you just say that when that just hit me? Yogi may be there saying, maybe they're saying like teacher, teacher A. Yeah. Yogi may be his title. Cause it's Yogi a I was like, well, that's fitting. What

else could you be? Like, I'm a Zumba instructor named Yogi. I think, well, that's fitting. What else could you be like I'm assumed by instructor named yogi I Think well, maybe he's like a fan of cartoon bears But his name is yogi a not to be confused yogi b or c or a yuki go or whatever that's called so Cynthia she loves I love yoga, but I'm not consistent with it. So really we're off to a great start with this episode, learning all the interesting details. Yeah, basically we're seeing how COVID

is really affecting the show and who's letting them shoot. Yeah. Now we're stuck at this little yoga studio wherever. So Kenya's like, yeah, let's do this. Yeah, I felt bad that I was most fascinated in the scene by the little bit of deodorant that was in Yogi A's armpit. I was like, uh, deodorant, which actually made me happy

because I was like, why do I feel like Yogi A smells so bad? But then I was like, wait a second, he's wearing deodorant for a second. Good because we all know that yoga person who's like, I use rock deodorant because regular de he's wearing deodorant first. Good for you. Because we all know that yoga person, who's like, I use rock deodorant because regular deodorant has deodorant in it. And you know, and you're like, I'm sorry,

but the rock isn't working, okay? I feel like we all have that first moon our life. Yeah. So then Kenya is saying like her hips not moving because it's not moved in certain positions. Ha ha. saying like her hips not moving because it's not moved in certain positions. And so, you know, basically they did the housewives thing where they pretend to do yoga for five minutes. Send the teacher out so they can really start gossiping. Yeah, exactly. So they're talking about Cynthia and this big fight that Cynthia had with Mike because, you know, she wants to have a super spreader event, and if she can't have that, then what's gonna happen, right?

So basically, Mal's like, well, I just asked a very simple, albeit athletic question. I said, what happens if the venue gets shut down on 10-10? Could we have the wedding at a track and field venue? Could we have it at a gym? Like, what are the options? I mean, how many hoops are we gonna jump through for this event?

Uh-oh, you're fums ringing. Sorry, I'm sorry, I thought it was on the library. I hope everyone enjoyed. I hope for those people that are out there, I hope everyone enjoyed that I have the written tone that they used in C2U on 24. Yeah, Jack Mever leaves his phone off. Yeah, I'm being a bad C2U. Yeah, Jack never leaves his phone off. Yeah, I'm being a bad Ctu office person because I shut my phone off.

I was like, sorry. So Cynthia's like, I didn't go crazy. I got emotional because Mike was painting the picture of, do you want the marriage? Do you want the wedding? And Matt goes, and she answered, I don't know. And Keny was like, that's not a good answer, Cynthia. Yeah. And basically Cynthia is like, well, he's hearing that if I can't marry him, you know, at this

place on 10, 10, 20, then I don't want to marry him. And Kenny is like, ha, he's hearing that you want to make it a show. And unless it's filmed, unless that date is a big like produces a big show You're saying you don't want it on 10-10-20 And uh, Cynthia goes, oh well, that's breaking the fourth wall way down But even if I wasn't on a show she's, but you are on a show then why are you doing it? Cynthia and then Ken, Ken gets for some reason yelling at Cynthia like, I know. But kind of like, like it's kind of worth it, you know?

Because it's like, like, Kenya's actually like speaking some reason into her. And Cynthia's like, I think Kenya probably knows because of her own experience, you know? I think she's probably had this discussion with Mark because they didn't get married on the show. Now, granted, she called the paparazzi to catch her and her wedding, but still, it wasn't

all the show. So. Yeah. So, and Cynthia's like, well, the show didn't tell me to have a big wedding and show didn't tell me to have to get married and the show didn't tell me I had to get divorced. I mean, the show didn't even tell me I had to give Peter a massage on camera, but I did anyway, so run until that. The show did tell me, however, that Mal is extremely good at basketball.

No, that was Mal who told me that. Mal, have you seen the last dance? So, uh, have you seen the last dance? Have you seen that thing with Michael Jordan? I was like 10 parts. I don't know. I don't really know what it's called. It's a documentary. No, that's not right.

So, Kenya is like, look, you know, I don't really know what it's called. It's a documentary, no, that's not right. So Kenya is like, look, I've made my own mistakes with Cynthia. Last year I was kind of addicted to Cynthia and I'm trying not to be mean to people that are close to me, only people with fake protesting lives and I'm gonna get that bitch later in this episode. So for now, I'm gonna be nice to Cynthia, okay? Yeah, pretty much. So by the way, how interesting,

this is the first time ever that there has been that breaking of the fourth wall and talking about, like having an on-camera wedding, because one of the things that we always talk about is like, oh, they're just doing this because that way Brava will film the wedding, or they're just doing this because Brava will flip the bill, yada, yada, yada.

This is the first time it was actually addressed on camera, which was kind of cool Yeah, Kenya doesn't even give a crap about the fourth wall anymore now she's just gonna yell at Everybody right on camera the camera man whoever yeah, so now we're at a restaurant with candy and Kenya having lunch and They're commiserating about trying to lose weight They're talking about um like, like Kenya says something about how she hasn't eaten sugar all week long and they're just trying to lose weight. And Kenya's like, yeah, me too.

I'll have the wings in the fries. Okay. I guess I can do this chair because it's like a big chair. And then she goes Her laugh like I love So they start talking about Cynthia Kenya tells her that she had to tell Cynthia to get over it Just get married. And Candy goes, listen, last time she did it in the midst of brokenness, okay? So she wants to do it right this time.

She doesn't want a donated dinosaur museum this time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so then Candy just feels bad with everything that happened with the proposal last year and she wants to throw a surprise engagement party with Candy's help for Cynthia. But Candy has to tell everybody that she's the one throwing it because people won't come if they think Candy is doing it.

Yeah, pretty much. And Candy's like, well, it sounds like you think people won't come if you're hosting it. And she's like, no, I mean, yes. And so she's already working with an event planner. And we see a clip of her working with, I mean, I feel so bad for these event planners on Atlanta because they just get destroyed every single time. And she's like, I wanted to walk in and cry.

And if that doesn't happen, I'm going to give, I'm going to need you to give me a refund. And I'm like, she's going to hold you to that, by the way. I know she's not kidding. So, Candy's like, well, is everybody invited to this? And Candy is like, who's everybody? Well, Mar-a-lo. It's about Cynthia, not my own feelings. Porsche.

Oh, you're testing me now. Given that pass, pass, give another name. So Candy goes, has anyone talked to Portia? I know she was arrested again. Ken is like, why are you saying it like that? My note, she was making it sound like she got arrested for drunk driving or something. I know.

The girl would break. And she's like, well, it just seems that they're not fighting in the right way. I mean, she was in a protest without a mask. And Candy's like, yeah, but we're kind of at a time of social unrest. So, I mean, you know me, I'm like a mass noughts, and even I'm like, okay, Candy, chill out a little bit.

Yeah. And Candy's like, well, she's out here keeping Breonna Taylor's name alive. So as long as she's doing that, like she could do it however she wants. So then they start talking about Latoya and Kenya loves Latoya and they we see a clip of them like getting along and making sex jokes at each other and so the producer asks Kenya if they've hooked up and Kenya just laughs and's like are you really asking me? I'm so over this thing that You really have to hate me. Oh, bah. Bah. Bah.

I'm so over this thing that there, because you know it's not a real thing, but all season long you're going to hint at it, and we're going to have to endure it as if it's something real. And this is sort of like fabricated shit that has been the downfall of Atlanta the past few seasons. I also think it's just a symbol of like an old show. Yeah. So for older people, because I think that kind of in the regular young world now, there isn't this discussion at all ever. It's like, oh, you're dating. Oh, girls dating a girl this week and a guy

the net. Like, who cares? Nobody even talks about it or thinks about it. Also, we've been down this path before in like season three of Atlanta when Kim Zolciak of all people had a lesbian affair with a DJ. Oh my God, yes. Yeah, it's true. And the fact that like, that's not something that springs people's heads like right away just shows how little we ever cared about it.

Yeah, that's true. So then we go over to Pastor Jeanette with Ralph and Drew. And they're going at a town. Oh no, they have to talk to the counselor first. They're going to talk to the counselor, yes. The cutest counselor of all time, by the way. She was a adorable. I was just like, oh, here.

She's adorable, and she like figured out Ralph real quickly. So she's like so Drew is telling her mom and she's like, well we're gonna have, well we know we go we go we keep going at different counselors and then they give us homework and then someone wouldn't do the homework and then we wouldn't go back get to go back again. I'm like, okay we wouldn't go back, get to go back again. I'm like, okay, clear, let it be known. I am 100% on drew side and Ralph is an asshole and a dick. And, but I'm also like, this is not how we're gonna make any progress by making pass.

Stop trying to start arguments. Yeah, let's like maybe like, don't be passive aggressive. Like, you can only control what you can do because he's a dick And he's awful and you honestly should leave him even though he has lovely arms, but you should leave him But given that given that you're gonna try to make this work Since Drew you seem like the sensible one. Don't be passive aggressive Yeah, until we tell you you can because they're make on a point where we say yes be passive aggressive before right now I

Doesn't seem advisable. Yeah, so then they go outside, but they only have like two regular chairs and he has to sit in like a little folding chair. Yes. He's so mad. He's like, I feel like I'm in a kid's chair. I know he's like angry the entire time.

He's like, come on, fucking camera. Sitting in a small chair, this fucking bullshit. I'm mad at this house. Yeah, glad I paid for this chair. So then the doctor says, okay, if you had two or three goals, what would they be? And she's like, well, transparency, genuine love for Josiah,

and less hidden cameras without my knowledge. Shh. My goal is that we do not reenact sliver every night. That would be great. So what does Jenyman love look like? And she's like, well, she talks about how her son, you know, is very sensitive and Ralph is very like tough and doesn't give enough emotional love, you know,

he gives tough love. Because he's a dick also, let's not forget. And then I like this. She said she wants transparency. You know, I just want to know if you're going to the store, if you're going to go work out, if you're going to go to Tampa, just that, just throw that in there. So Ralph, what are your goals? And he's like respect and sex. there. So Ralph, what are your goals? And he's like, respect and sex. And he wants it three times a week at least. And so, and so she's like, okay, I'm just gonna leave that there. Let's talk about respect. So what is respect to you? It's like someone's not enasculating me. I was like, oh God, this guy's got masculinity issues. He's a lost cause. Goodbye. Go bring your toxicity to some to Tampa. Go to Tampa and spread it around.

You're not gonna win with him. Yeah, the good thing about masculinity insecurity is the arms. My God. The arms. It's like the over the over working out. It's like it's yeah, it helps us in a way. Yeah, I mean my feeling is this as long as you're going to suffer from toxic masculinity and deal with it in theory already complex, that's going to plague you your entire life. You might as well take your shirt off. Oh, yeah, he will. He will. Give him time. Give him time, Ben. He's getting closer and closer. Yeah, so, um, so she's, yeah, so Drew starts crying and she's like, you know, I allow him to be the man that he is and he goes, oh, and like, paths her path is aggressively on the shoulder like, oh, okay. Yeah, like, yes, like, sure, sure, sure.

And she's like, what was that? She goes, that wasn't even really. And then, so then he tries to backtrack and backpedal and say, well, I just, you know, I just don't like seeing anyone cry. That's it. I don't like seeing anyone cry. And she's like, fuck you. Like her eyes are like, fuck you, this is bullshit. Yeah, so then the doctor's like, okay Ralph,

so just give me a general rundown of your history. So he's like, this is so on the nose, they got five years of therapy done in five minutes. He's like, well, I grew up in a single family household and which I'm sure he meant parent. So I had to assume the amount of the house role and my mom wasn't very affectionate. And so when I was a senior in high school, I said, if you don't appreciate me, then I'm going to fend for myself and move in with my dad. And so that's what I did.

And then she lost the house because she couldn't pay the rent and we were basically homeless after that. And that's when she finally said sorry. And the doctor's like, so your mom said sorry after you left. And he's like, yeah, she has, that's why he leaves. Do you see that? That's the kind of stuff that you just... Don, your work here is done. Get to my house. I mean, I feel like it's probably deeper than that.

That one, it felt like very, I felt like what she said was true. It also felt a little bit like good will hunting kind of like that easy psychology. And this is what, as long as I say it's not your fault, everything will be fine. But at the same time, it was kind of true. And so, it's the thing. Well, but people do do that.

They'll start fights so that they have the makeup part where you have to say But I love you and I'm so sorry and here's hugs, you know, yeah Well If I'll I just like that she she just us that out like in a second Like in a second, but also he just served it right up, you know Yeah, so she's like okay, so we're just starting this process and she's drew like well We started it six years ago someone would have kept up with it. She's like, okay, so we're just starting this process and she's drew like well, we started it six years ago Someone would have kept up with it. She's like, yeah, let's not do that

She's like, I'm paying for everything my mom did. She's like, okay, you know what? Let's not let's like look to the future Let's we can't grieve the past you know, we have to look to the future Etc etc and then you know Drew feels like she's doing all the work. I mean, it was a nice session. It's not gonna change a single thing, but it was. I hope so, because I cannot watch

this couple fight every week. It will make me insane. I'm actually kind of into it. I think it's like fascinating. Well, because I feel like this is much more real than I don't know. Like, Kenya maybe having a flirtation with Lithuania. Like, this is, like, Kenya maybe having a flirtation with Littoy, like, like, this is,

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And Cynthia's like, okay, cut that shade. Yeah. And so, so basically Kenya's not invited. And Cynthia's like, well, can I bring up, excuse me, I just burped totally on the podcast. But that's what happens when you talk about Kenya sometimes. But she's like, okay, well, Kenya is not invited.

Can I bring her as a plus one? And like, Cynthia, what are you doing? Like that is, like, you're just asking for trouble right now. She's not invited. And of course, Lauren's like, well, she can come only if she has good intentions, but you know this isn't gonna work out, right? If someone says that someone's not invited,

don't try to like be like, oh, but can I bring them as a plus one? It's stupid. Yeah, but I think Cynthia's probably like, listen person who's not a full-time cast member on this show. How about let's not have parties that we're gonna immediately ice a main cast member up. Yeah, that's true. But yeah, like, and then you know Keny's intentions later on in the show. It's like, okay, well, it's a good thing you weren't there. Yeah. But,

so she's she agrees. She's like, okay, as long as she comes with good vibes. So then Cynthia calls Kenya and she's like, I received your advice. and then we see a clip to her clip of her practicing her vows with Manikin. And thank you, Editor. Thank you producers for keeping the scene with Cynthia doing wedding vows to a Manikin. Thank you for just like keeping that a 10 second flashback instead of a full-fledged scene. That was, you did us a solid there, thank you. So she's like well I got a call from Lauren. She invited me to this get together to celebrate the, you know, all the work portion is doing with protesting

and stuff like that. And can you go, well, let's see if I can get a party put together for me to celebrate all that I do. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's like, well, you do at least one a year. So you do. Yeah. So Kenny was like, well, I'll go and I'll show my support as I would any of you

ladies doing a good cause because that's who I am. Yeah. So then, um, back with Ralph and Drew, he's getting a suit together because his dad just passed away. So they have to go travel to go to the funeral and stuff. And that's super sad, Avi. And then he's, they have this awkward scene of like, let's feel things. And she's like, if you wanna cry, it's okay. And he's like, no, you know,

just makes me think of life different. Like, you know, I love you for you and we have to grow together. Yeah, good luck with that. Yeah, yeah, she's just desperate to have him crying. Can I'm right? She's like you can cry if you want you can cry. He's like I Go to Tampa to I actually think I'm gonna go to Tampa instead I'll cry on my way to Tampa. Yeah usually happens. This is a correlation usually between Tampa and crying

so So then we go to Tanya and she's in a car and the way the light is hitting her and her makeup She has like very intense makeup. She looked like she was animated. She looked like it was like cartoon cartoon Tanya. I don't know why I felt like putting that out but I thought it was amusing. It was only for like one specific angle. So then Porsche gets into the car and they're they're gonna go driving off and Tanya's like well I have got to get gas and go get some gas right now. So we see them go get gas and she's filling up the tank and Porsche is taking selfies and then Porsche is giving her.

Tania doesn't know how to do the gas. She's like what does it say am I supposed to press the payment key? What am I doing gas? It's crazy. And then Porsche is's like, no, we're good. Let's just go. Let's go. So they meet up with Marla at a juice bar and they're all, you know, it's like the usual. They all say hi. We just hear Portia can sing.

I love you. I love you. And they start talking about Dennis and Portia's like, well, we're not together right now, but you know Maybe we could be later, but you just have to be very clear because there's a child and say, no, it's over for right now That's how clear we are and Marla is like when she goes like well, we're not together right now Marla goes Oh, so just now this week, right? Yeah, just this week. She's like now She's like and Marla is, well, they'll be back together in 90 days. Yeah, 90 days. And then we find out that Dennis has been sending

her co-parenting gifts, which are Chanel purses, basically. And she's like, you know, and he doesn't even say I want you back because he knows that I'll get mad at him. So now he just says things like, I know you can't wear this in jail. Yeah, which charming. So then. The other Chanel purse from the hot bad king. So then sent Cynthia call Cynthia, Cynthia and Ken you're talking.

And Kenya is like popping around the house. I think I am so excited for this party. Remember when Pilar's birthday came in the middle of COVID and I had already gotten her a birthday present of Rosa Park's doll. I'm so excited to give it to it. Nothing can ruin this day. Yeah. Well, it turns out Lauren is a bit apprehensive about Kenya coming to the party. And she texted Cynthia saying, I wouldn't, I wouldn't want even chance ruining this night for pee. Please don't bring Kenya So now Cynthia has to uninvite Kenya to this

Backyard gathering Kenya starts yelling at production. She's like did you know about this? No, no man. We swear She's like well somebody's paying for my hair and makeup. I know that That's okay, so I'm not gonna be petty not gonna be petty someone pay for my hair and makeup. I know that. That's okay. So I'm not gonna be petty. Not gonna be petty. Someone pay for my hair though. Not gonna be good though.

Yeah, so later she calls Candy and she's like, Hi, Candy, can you just mention to the girls tonight about the surprise party because Lauren rescinded her invitation to me? And Candy's like, oh, that's too bad. I'm so sorry. And she goes, yeah, I think this whole party is extremely self-serving and fake anyway.

To me, she just does it all for a photo op. Yeah, and then, Gag, then Kenia says, yeah, it's just, I think it's just all fake. You know, given that this is all about, you know, Porsche is all about unity and Black Labs matter, and then, you know, like, why is it that she's always manages to get arrested on camera? I'm like, I think that's called activism. I think it's like, you do something with high visibility to spread the word, I don't know.

Could just be a camera's are there. Like there's a lot of news cameras with her. Have you noticed your honor reality show too? By the way, do you notice that like literally everything you're doing is on camera? Yeah, this is pretty gross. Your all-veal. This is pretty gross, Kenya.

And it's also very Kenya. You know? Very Kenya. And so, Kenya's like, well, Candy says, well, maybe it's better that you don't come if that's how you feel about it. And she's like, well, I wouldn't say that there. I mean, I've always played nice before.

And then it's like, cue the montage of Kenya ruining every event. Kenya more hair care. Yeah. Um, and Kenya's like, well, I was going to be positive. I even had a present for her daughter. I guess I'll just send it with Cynthia. Oh, Kenya.

Keep working. Yeah. And everything to anybody. Poor poor Kenya. What's she going to do? Hmm. So, um, what you gonna do? So now we get like a Black Lives Matter montage thing, we see like stuff around Atlanta,

we see Portia leading a protest, all that good stuff. And then we go to her house where people are starting to arrive at this party. And it's kind of funny because I, this is I feel like the first like party I've seen in like the covid times like post-cote or mid-covid and it's funny because in my mind I was expecting all these people and then it was just like eight people and I was like oh that's right we're not getting those scenes anymore

yeah so the new girls all come to and Cynthia and can't. Fallen got an invitation. Not Kenya. Yeah, it's pretty bad. Yeah, Fallen and Latoya and Jasmine. So Cynthia and Kenya are talking and they're talking about how Kenya was uninvited and can't just like, yeah, well, the maybe the way she was talking on the phone, maybe it's better. Yeah, come. And then and the toy, of well, the maybe the way she was talking on the phone, maybe it's better. So she's gonna come. And then, and the toy, of course, a bunch of people said again, I'm sorry.

I'd say, let's try just being an asshole like usual. Like she sees Fallon and goes, oh, I didn't get the flats memo. She's such an asshole. She's just trying to start a fight with whoever she can, but she's making me laugh. So like I'm totally fine with it. Yeah. So you're married to a man named Simon, so how old is he? Oh, 56. Yeah, I knew that.

I knew that about you. I knew that. Yeah, you look like you date older men with money and balance like, yeah, but like also, Latoya is not totally wrong. Because like, let's not forget when we met Fallon on the last episode and we went over to her house and we saw her husband. And I think we all had this feeling like, please, please say that's not the husband because we know we knew it was the husband. We knew. Yeah, it was the husband just sitting in a chair like leering at the ladies in the hot tub.

Yeah. So she actually takes it really well, Fallon. She's like, well, whatever, it's my first older man. They're not all older man. And then Marlow comes in in these stiletto heels and she's sinking into the grass and twirking on candy. So then they go surprise Porsche, driving up with Tanya for the surprise and Porsche cries.

Yeah, and she's like really happy and she just felt, she felt it was awkward to be celebrated because she's just doing something from her heart, et cetera. So, and then they're all just sitting around talking, having a great time and can't he's like, like, she's like, so how old are you and how old are you? And they're all like 30 and she's like, wow, I feel old around these girls.

And I know if I'm feeling old, then Cynthia must be feeling quite ancient. So then Pilar comes out with Miss Diane and Portia cries some more and thanks everybody. And Cynthia is like, well speaking of that, Phil, I have a gift from Kenya. Yeah, she wanted to be here, but Lauren had some apprehensions. I'm like, oh, you're so shady, Cynthia. So shani, you could have just given the gift, you know, and porcise is like, yeah, well, no windows were, you know, me and Kenya stand. And porcise is like, well, I've tried enough with Kenya. I can't just point. I'm

just fine with it being me. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. So then Portia makes a speech that's, you know, like saying how she appreciates the love and that she put, you know, she put her well-being aside for the fact that, you know, like, you know, for the fact that like we, everyone should be treated like humans, which is so true, although she did it on camera, which was pretty thirsty

if you asked me, huh? Oh, yeah, she gives like a a full on speech, you know? And then, you know, Candy's proud of her, and Cynthia's proud of her, and she says, we're now more than ever as black women, we have to support each other. So I am so here for Portia Luther King. Yeah, for Portia Luther King.

And that's actually all that happened on the episode. It's like, it's kind of funny. We, it's like to be fair, there was like a solid seven minutes of Tanya filling up her gas tank and like driving places. Like they're really, I mean, they're really kind of having to stretch out this content because really not a whole lot happened here. Yeah, this show really needs all the women together, I think. It does. Because when they all get together, it's really, really good.

And actually, I think it was really fun to watch. It's just not much to recap, but I still, you know, I'm not planning to watch it, but. It's watchable. It's just it's, yeah, there's not a huge, actually the first episode of the season was a little slower because very serious the only serious stuff so we're gonna do like just like crack jokes about that. And then the set I thought the second episode was really good and the third

third episode was good too but this one was sort of like a little bit of a lulligan but you know what happens it happens. Well it looks it's going to get good next time. We'll see. Until then, go check out the crappies nominations, go vote. It's free to vote. It's just, you just go any vote. It's fun. And keep an eye out and an ear out for our tickets ticket information for the show.

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