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Episode Date: January 7, 2020

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A podcast about all that crap we'd love to talk about on Bravo. Hi, it's me, Ronnie. You can also find me over on the RosePrix podcast, which starts again tonight for Pilot Pete, that handsome little devil, and joining me as usual except not as usual Twenty-now totally different look everybody spend mandal car hi, Ben hey Ronnie. What's going on? Nothing so glad to be back with you you guys can find Ben over on the real housewives of kitchen I led which is a really hilarious cartoon that Ben writes and produces an accent, stars in and you know, stays thin for.

You can find that out on YouTube. Ben, I've missed you, babe. I miss you too. And I feel bad. I was like, now that I have like a week off, I am going to put up my new episode of Real House Wars of Kitchen Island. And of course, I spent none of my time working on it. So production delays everyone, but at least I did put up a little, Chris,

I was like, I dedicated like 12 hours of one day, making a little real house where's Christmas song. So I did that. So as usual, I'm up to really nothing in my life. That's not true. You just did some amazing nominations for the watch, what crappy golden crappy awards, the watch of crapens 2020 2020 golden crappies in Los

Angeles, California on the 17th, which is like next week. It's crazy. That's next week actually. It's crazy. And last year we had the polls open for like a month. This year, they're only open for 10 days. We just sort of make it short and quick. So if you want to vote for that, there's a link right on our website, watchcraftens.com, but it's all over our social media. So as long as you follow our social media, you'll find all the links. But just go to watchcraftens.com and vote.

We've already had, the polls have been open for about four hours and we already have about 3,300 votes, which is amazing. Last year we had 11,000 total. I'm hoping this year we get to 20,000. Doesn't really impact anything. It's just I love numbers going up here. You're a beautiful mind.

I like records and numbers. And I like being them. I want to be like, we had 20,000 votes. I actually saw the Instagram is flirting with the idea of getting rid of likes. Like they've stopped taking the idea of getting rid of likes. Like they've stopped taking the number of likes off of some post. You can't see how many likes there are.

And I was like, um, you bet I was like, let's just say like 20 times. I was thinking, wow, what's what's been going to think? I know Ben loves, loves the numbers. Yeah, for, you know, I, I would be very distraught if I have no likes. If I cannot tell you up likes, it be very distraught if I had no likes. If I had cannot tally up likes, it's very important for me. Okay, it's like so. It's a lot of Instagram.

And then, it was like the meeting of people at Instagram. And then the world will start hugging again and talking to each other in real life. No, that's not how it works. Yeah, we need to be back. We need to feel liked. Yes. And point is, I don't leave the house.

Also, guess what? We have we are going to leave the house because we've got a lot of life to go. So here are here's a list of cities for you guys. Okay, there's the crappies. Then there's Detroit, Columbus, Austin, Houston, Birmingham, Hoover, New Orleans, Kansas, city, which is also known as Lawrence, Becky, Kansas,. Omaha Salt Lake City, Vancouver, Orlando, Charleston, Oklahoma City, Asbury Park, New Jersey, Washington, DC, San Francisco, and Boston. Go get your tickets for those.

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And you'll also find all our bonus episodes there, become a premium sponsor, all that. Thanks to everything you guys do for us. We have love being with you for all these years. And you know what, we can stay here till we're 900 years old. That's it. I know because we're coming up on our, is it our nine-year anniversary later this month? That's crazy. That's great. Right? Did we start 2011? 2012. I always forget. Who cares? The point is I'm hotter. I'm hotter than I was then. So thanks. Okay. So let's get on with it. It's our first showback. We've actually taken Who cares the point is I'm hotter. I'm hotter than I was then Okay, so let's get on with it is our first showback. We've actually taken off a full week, which is nuts We've I don't know that we've ever taken that much time off in a row

We've taken a full week off before but usually like it made sense Like there was nothing else on but Brava was like oh great, let's just actually put like a huge amount of content out while they go on vacation, as if they consider us, you know. So that was what was hard. It was the first time that we've taken a week off when there's been like big new episodes airing. Yes, and we both were off. Yeah, what a week.

There was a lot happening on Brava. So we're going to do our best to catch up as we go along. Real Housewives of Atlanta was not one of those. Real Housewives of Atlanta really keeps promising us at the end of every episode that we're going to get to this hotel room fight. Yeah. Yeah, two weeks ago, two weeks ago,

they actually had a promo where they said next week and they showed the fight. And now it's been two weeks and we have still not seen the fight. I know. And they just keep showing it at the end of every episode, which scares me about what they have. But it's also funny because Kenya is so offended that Eva said she doesn't want to take her kids around.

She doesn't know Kenya's energy yet. So she doesn't want to bring her kids around. And then Kenya's someone is almost pushed into doesn't want to bring her kids around and then Kenya's someone is almost pushed into pregnant Eva while she's sitting on the couch So there you go, you know, it's like psychic fear. She was actually right to be afraid Yeah, but you know Atlanta has been entertaining. I've enjoyed it way more than last season even if it's like It hasn't been like you know popping off, but it's been definitely entertaining for sure So it feels like it's back on track. And I'm not going to say it's because of Kenya, but I will say it's because of Kenya.

It's not because of Kenya. She's a monster. Yeah, every shows need their monsters. Okay. Well, they need the proper monsters, right? Like, Neenie is a monster because this has been my ongoing theory for like two years. Neenie is like not the monster that we need because she is like a monster in real life. She actually thinks she's too big for this show you can tell. Kenya is a monster within the confines of Atlanta. She's like a conf- she's a monster like this is my job to be a monster so I will be a monster on camera and I'll be a monster to everything.

Nini is actually just like a monster and like you can really feel the difference and she's like not as entertaining as she used to be although She did say something this week. I don't remember what it was But we'll probably come upon it as we go through our notes that did make me laugh. So I mean Nini still has some There's some potential for her, but she I mean she's basically lost cause. I mean she was nominated for the worst on the crappies So yeah Nini is is the worst She's been the worst. I don't think there's any coming back for me with meanie.

It's just too much. You know, some of us had to have a bad season and then they come back and you're like, Oh, I guess they were just in a bad mood last year. And they're like grammar. The post a child for that. Well, Camille grammar just shut her mouth. Remember the first season, she was the worst. And then the next season, she's like, I just won't say anything this year. Remember the first season she was the worst and then the next season she's like, I just want to say anything this year. It works.

Yeah, the worst. And it worked, totally worked. And then she came back finally all these years later and was like, guess what? I'm gonna say a lot of things again. Cause I have the opinions that matter. And now guess what? Stupid, we all hate you.

Yeah, but at the same time though, Beverly Hills like so many of the people in the cast have just gotten so awful and annoying and cloying that Camille just being a monster. It was it like worked. It was like she's an anti-hero. She just the monster that that show just really needs right now. Yeah. She, you know, it was both way before the New Year, but as we go into this New Year, it's

really important to remember who the real monsters are as Camille educated us, you know, the people who are hurting poor Brett Kavanaugh. Okay, yeah, the real one. Those are the monsters. So here we go. Of course, Nini is sewn up to this trip. They're all on this trip to Canada. Woo! This is Tania extravaganza. Tanya is losing her mind. I mean, pretty much, here's what, here's, I mean, just, Tanya is like, on level 11 right now, and she is losing her mind, and so they are all staying at this hotel, and they are on the rooftop of this hotel for like cocktails,

and basically, Cynthia is, where last week left office, that Cynthia is confronting Kenya about, like ruining the surprise, the engagement, even though it didn't ruin the surprise, but the mentality behind it, why would you do that? And so while she's confronting her about this,

Neenie just walks in and joins the group. Yes, late, you know? Yeah. Because she can't travel with everybody else. She has to do her own thing. She tries to make this big entrance. And no one will let her make this big entrance. They're like, hi, Neenie.

OK, so we're in the middle of something. So let me finish. Can you, this moment, the plant for months. And Keny's like, I received that. And by the way, yes ring, yes ring. Yes. And then everyone starts talking about how romantic it was. And yeah, they're basically loving it in.

Yeah, you're just lurping and even it's like, oh, it was such a moment. And time is like, oh, I'm really sorry. I missed it. I would have flown in if I could have I would have used my own two arms Just use the power of love to get there. I would have used the power of my love for Canada We're in Canada right now. Hi, me and he welcome to Canada This trip is called Tania Tania Tania trip to Canada, Tania This trip is called Tania Tar, both are with T and T and T is being served right now with this true

Intellect session in Toronto Canada. So Mimi's like, yeah, I guess me not being there was kind of weird, you know, I would have loved to be there, but it's just out of my control. It's not out of your control, you're a horrible human being, okay? You're a horrible human being. You were a horrible human being to her. And you can't just walk back on here and act like you have no idea what happened. It was on TV. Exactly. Exactly. And I just loved the way they're all just, you know, they're totally ignoring Nini. And as Tonya is saying how she's so sorry that she missed it, poor she's like, oh you weren't there. Oh, that's true. It was so sweet. I was so sweet, so lovely.

Just like really, you know, like showing both, like that it was so great, like implying like, oh, sorry, you missed it, Neenie. And then also, like showing that they were so sad that Tonya wasn't there, but not saying that they were sad that Neenie wasn't there. It was great. Yes.

And then Yovana comes in now. I don't know what Yovana is really doing. But she's going through a whole housewise trajectory just in five minutes. Like she just changes every episode, you know, she went from being completely crazy drunk trying to start a fight. Now she's like a blonde and she's talking in a little baby voice now. Yeah, she has like a high-be-montag wig It's so strange. I think it's a high-be-montag wing like manufactured by Kinzol Siaq. I don't know what's happening with that thing

Yeah, that is not that is not the cutest wig, but her whole personality has changed now She's like I'll try this personality now. I guess what? Still not really working. Sorry, but you know, I do, I do, I will give her credit for even trying with this cast because this is a hard cast to break into. There's a bunch of huge personalities. Well, I mean, basically, Yovanna had sort of like an extended cameo moment last, last season. I mean, she had a one, she basically was in one episode and I think that they probably like brought her back for another scene because she was so popular because everyone loved like I'm that bitch that bitch from Clark. And so everyone,, ooh, this is my moment. I'm like recycling all my cans,

and I'm saving up for a nice new wig, and I'm gonna make a splash again. Like, I'm gonna earn a spot, you know? And so she's trying her hardest. Yeah, she's even kind of quoting herself already because she's that bitch from Clark. And so she got a jacket be dazzled bitch, but it doesn't know.

It's that bitch. Like quote yourself correctly, you know, as much as doing it. It's also like that bitch. Yeah, it's also like not fun when you take ownership of the mockery like that. Like I guess it's probably healthy for you, but it's like when Kyle Richards started saying goodbye Kyle

and then started claiming that she's the one who made it viral because like she and Faye Res, an intro by Sir and like yelled at a bus boy or something like that. Like no, you did not make it viral because like she and Faye Res, an egg droid by a sur and like yelled it at a bus boy or something like that. Like no, you did not make it viral. It was podcasters like two of us and others in our, in our, in our podcast circle who made it viral. It was not you.

Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard.

Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle Richard. Kyle, did not like that Kyle. Oh my god, and a world where Kyle would actually care. Oh Kyle, come here, let us hug out. You've stayed. You've stayed. You've stayed.

And then when people got mad at Kyle for trying to like take ownership of it, she actually had the balls to then do the sob story about like, oh, she's been teased and this and that. And she was just trying to take ownership of it because it's been really hard for her. And like, you know, she was just trying to turn the negative into a positive shut up Kyle.

Yeah, shut up, Kyle. Good bye, Kyle. Kyle was bullied by goodbye, Kyle. I mean, I also have to make an announcement just where like all on the same page here. I have a really annoying, you never get like a canker store on your tongue, like those little canker stores. I have a really annoying, you never get like a canker sword on your tongue, like those little canker swords. I have a tiny little canker sword on the very, very,

very tip of my tongue and like every time I talk, it like, it's my tongue gets my teeth, it's like, zap, zap, zap, zap, zap. So it's like making me talk in weird ways. So if it sounds like at any point I have a second candy in my mouth or whatever, it's just me trying to like have So if it sounds like at any point I have a second candy in my mouth or whatever, it's just me trying to like have Cancress or pain prevention experiences and so I apologize if it sounds weird over here on this end Well, I have to give you credit it does not slow you down when How thank you for that Ronnie. I appreciate that sentiment. I sound like that every day because my tongue is too big for my mouth So you know, but facts Yeah, well my tip of my tongue is stupid for my math. So, you know, fun facts.

Yeah, well, my tip of my tongue is like a little swollen too. So I'm just, I'm going through a lot over here. Okay, and now we're talking about Cal Richards and I'm just triggered. It gave you, it gave you a little cold sore in your time. And my cold sore is wearing a little red fedora to make it worse. Um, well, to make your cold sore worse, let's just put it in a van. Oh, it's a car. Not a cold sore.

Sorry, a kink or sore. Please, let's please not disseminate that sort of information. Sorry if you're a kink or sore. It's your Kyle Richards kink or sore. It's a car. It's a kink or sore, not a kink or sore. It's just like the word kink. Okay.

The point is, damn it. We're going to be here 20 hours today the point is they get on a van 20 times from this episode that's all they do to like hoi there was one point where they literally got out of the van for two minutes like okay ladies let's go back in the van then they went back on the fucking van they yeah there were more scenes shot inside that van that an entire season of the amazing race so they go to a parade for the King and Queen floats? Yeah, I love this by the way, every time we see all this like,

mainly around the carnival, I just think back to what we did, the season preview, and I stupidly got onto this strange soap box from like carnival in Toronto. That's Brazil's thing, And I like went above and beyond declaring why this is the most hilarious thing ever that Toronto would claim. And meanwhile, it's like huge, and I'm an idiot. So every time I see it, I just like laugh at just my own. It really is so huge.

I was, well, maybe Tondius just saying it's huge, you know? Cause Tondius was like, so excited about everything. But's just saying it's huge, you know, because Tania's like, that's what I thought was so excited about everything. But then, no, it's really, wow. Yeah, I think that's where I thought it was. Like, of course, Tania says, oh, Toronto is a huge carnival. Whatever, Tania, it's Toronto, but it's no, no, it's, it's like huge. Yeah. And people in Canada are so nice, no one even complained. No one did. But maybe we got a mild correction. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, it's okay.

You know, he'll figure it out one day. Yeah. I didn't even know what it was or the difference. I had just been to the Rio Hotel and Vegas my parents used to love to go there. And they would do a carnival parade at every single night at a certain time, you know? Like every hour,

yeah, on the hour. That's the coolest thing to me as a kid. I was like, wow. I just think of Kathailly Gifford on Carnival Cruise Lines. I think that's a, there we go. That's the carnival that I'm talking about. So Mimi is trying with us. She's, Mimi is trying this thing where she's like, I'm just going to pretend I never did anything wrong. Everybody's being mean to me and I'm going to be hilarious. And she's like, I love the carnival. I've been shaking my bon bon for years. Oh, so just every time she came on, I just wrote, shut up. Yeah. So they get back in the van and then they head back to the hotel and then some of the women go to sleep, but then a bunch

reconvene in Nini's room. It's basically Marlow and Candy. Candy's the only full-time cast member talking to Nini at this point and Yovanna and Candy's like Rally How come you're on Squared as the mouse all day? Which is funny because it's all my my squeak, but either way, I'm not, you know, I'm not going to go. I will not get a soapbox about this. About what?

Quite as a man's quiet. Aren't my smiled. No, mouse aren't loud. They're very quiet. That's how you don't know. You have them until too late. They're overrunning everything and giving children, you know, the bubonic plague. Maybe.

Or those are rats. I was your louder. Rats are definitely louder than mice. They're just bigger. Guess what? Horses are louder than rats. So Neenie's like, what? I didn't even know what you guys were talking about at this.

You know, I was so lost. I mean, I guess it was something about a proposal. Mm-hmm. She's exhausting, okay. We're five minutes into the actual episode and I'm exhausted from her. So Candy's like, well, why would Kenya try and ruin this surprise for Cynthia?

And she's like, yeah, you know, then they moved over to the fight of Kenya and Marlow. You know, Kenya bringing in the marching band to Marlos, um, edge party. Yeah. No, no, no, it was the wig party. Kenya is bringing the edge party. She was, yeah, Kenya was bringing the edge, the marching band into the wig party. Yes. Yeah. So they're talking about that, which then let me use it out. You have to stop sometimes and just try and listen to what you're saying? Like what the fuck are we even talking about?

Like, and like about 30 seconds ago, we were talking about the comparative loudness of mice and then 15 seconds before that, carnival. So you know, the thing is, so they're just talking about that and then this then leads to snake gate and who is doing the recording because candy feels like she's stuck in the middle because Nini told candy that there's a recording and candy told Cynthia and now this whole thing is happening. It's a scandal that truly no one cares about. I have passing interest in it. At this point I am now, I just want to know, but you can tell no one really cares because no one's screaming or fighting about it.

Here's why I care because I want to record conversations. So how do you do that? Because it's very difficult. I've tried different ways because of how we record this podcast, we record on Skype, right? So obviously we know that way. But I was like, how do you do it from your iPhone? What's away? But you have to sign up for all these different things

and then people get notified if you're recording. So anyway, point is, whoever did it, has some very sophisticated. There's just some voice memo. I think it was just like, I assume it was just Yovanna on a voice memo, the voice memo app, and just, because it was in person, I only was over the phone.

Oh, well never mind. I strike out that from the record. Okay, so Candy basically asked Nini if she recorded, like, who recorded the the conversation and Nini is like eating like Flaming hot Cheetos and she just like opens her mouth. You know how Nini does that thing just in general where she like like squint She doesn't squint her eyes like closes her eyes and does like an exaggerated like open mouth thing and her lips sort of like flat Now she's doing that but she had like flaming hot Cheetos So it was sort of like this sort of like grotesque image of like this red,

like semi-tude saliva-y, like, cheeto-ness. Yeah, me and I. Yeah, Neenie opens her mouth and you see the depth of hell basically. That's what happened. So then Neenie, you know, I have forgotten that this was such a pet peeve of mine because I think I actually mentioned this last season as something I really disliked about Neenie. Actually something I despise.

And she does it again right now, which is that there's a knock on the door. And Neenie tells Yovanna, or as she calls her Chokana, she's like Chokana, go get that. I mean, Yovanna, whatever your name is, which is hilarious. She goes, she tells, she's basis like someone get the door And Neenie does that all the time anytime there's a knock Neenie will not get the door

She sits she's you're just as far from the door as Yovanna is and it's your room open your own damn door She makes everyone always get the door all the time. She's always bossing around people to do shit like that Yeah, she was calling her Shovanna because one of the girls last week couldn't remember her name. I don't think I'll do Savannah. So of course it's... Tanya's very excited. Yeah, she's just very excited to be there. And before she gets in any trouble, she's like, can't eat because what I call you, K-K-M-C-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U. K-K-M-C. Oh. Yeah, because basically, excuse me, coffee burp, Candy is like, they're now they're talking about like, how is it that Nini's exact letter to Cynthia, like the letter that she sent with like a platter of meets or whatever was that she sent to Cynthia is like wine seller thing? How did that exact letter wind up on B Scott who's like a big blogger? Okay, well, what do you think about this? Okay, obviously, NeNe gave it to B Scott, right?

So she gave this letter to make herself look really good, but then Kenya last week was saying, well, obviously NeNe did it to make herself look good and blah, blah, blah. So NeNe is saying, no, Ken, you did it. And she's just trying to make it look like I did it. It's very, we were just talking about Beverly Hills, but it's very like that storyline, you know? So we talked to the blogs, but they were doing it. So to make it look like I did it, to make me look bad,

but it's such a convoluted way to make somebody look terrible. True, although it did make me look bad, but it's such a convoluted way to make somebody look terrible. True, although it did make me question that, which is crazy because I was like, okay, obviously Nini said this to make herself look good, but I also wouldn't put a past Kenya to snap a picture of the card at the event and then text that to someone because Kenya is smart, she does play like that and she would do that and then text that to someone because Kenya is smart. She does play like that and she would do that and then start like making it look bad for Neenie. I honestly don't know because I also don't believe Neenie is truthful.

So this is like, this is a very difficult call for me. I don't know. What do you think? I, it's, it's difficult because it's two monsters up against each other. You know, it's like which monster do you pick? Your cover doesn't slide, by the way. But B. Scott has been going off on Twitter, which is really funny. And B. Scott's like, oh, really, you don't talk to me.

Then why did you invite me to the palace when Andy was in town? And oh, really, you know, so B. Scott's kind of going for Neenie, but not saying that Neenie was the one who turned it in. I don't know, that was so stupid. It's like another fight that we're going to get so into, I can tell, is it goes on? Is this never going to end? Well, the other thing is that Neenie is also like Lisa Vanderpom in that, like Neenie would say, I don't talk to bloggers, but she would have someone like Yovanna or like Brent or

Greg send it in. So she's like, no, I don't talk to bloggers. Just how it's like, no, I don't talk to bloggers. Just how it's like, no, I don't open doors But technically a door was opened in your room and technically like someone from your camp probably sent it to be Scott So you know what? I'm back. I didn't think Neenie did this I think Neenie did this and that's why it's hilarious that Neenie and Lisa Vanderpump have a low-level feud because they really are the same person Yes, and I'm sorry in certain ways Well the important thing to remember is that Neenie came up with the idea for prop. So Neenie, which had a car drive

through its window yesterday. Yes, a car that said boom, boomer three. But it was driven by like a young guy, a younger guy with like a man bun. I don't know what's going on. Like bad decisions. Apparently he was like making a left from Robertson onto Santa Monica. So he was heading east on Santa Monica Boulevard. He was making a left. And for those who don't know, that corner is where the restaurant is.

And he lost control of his Ferrari and plowed into the front of a pump. You only lose control of your Ferrari. If you're going like, I don't know, if you're speeding. Like how do you lose control of your car, where you're just making a simple left turn in intersection? Which leads me to say that the guys at Deeshback, man bun Ferrari is speed-a-fing.

I think his man bun just felt it's calling, you know, his passing pump, it was like, top, top, top, top, top. His man bun was just trying to get to work, you know. That's true. That's like more than a U-turn. I mean, that was a crazy turn that he made into there. Yeah, that was, it wasn't even a U-turn.

He was just supposed, he's supposed to be just making a left turn and he lost control. Who has lost control while making a simple left turn from like, like up to your car is not moving? Who are you talking to? Last night I called Ben about crappy stuff. And so we were talking on the phone and it was dark. And I was like, I'm going to make a U-turn.

I don't think I turn on the right street because I'm in Texas. So it's really dark out here. And so I turned, I almost went into a ditch. OK, I said, that's different. Now, I was a different turn. Because the U-turns are always, U-turns have like an inherent level of risk and trickiness to them. You were also like, you're already driving.

This is broad daylight. You're stopped at an intersection and then you make a left into a lane. Like, like I understand that like accidents happen, but I'm just saying like, how did you, how did your car go so fast so quickly? I mean, it's a Ferrari that you like didn't make a simple left turn. You instead went essentially sort of like,

I don't know, like North West direction in like one second enough that you could like plow into a restaurant crash of the window. Like that's your crazy, you're a crazy person with a man bun. The man bun, The man bun, the man bun crashed. Glad I got that off my chest. That was a crazy story. And boomer. Yeah, boomer. Okay. Boomer. Yeah. Stupid. Um, that shit was so funny though. Okay. So the point is Neenie did who turned in the card. So Neenie's saying, well, Cynthia was telling

me that the card went missing, but then she found it again. Come on now. Like, Cynthia's really sitting there like, where'd Neenie's card go? Oh, here's Neenie's card again. Yeah. This card disappeared, but now I hear it. Who cares? Why is that? Why would Cynthia care that much about some stupid card lying around in a sea of gifts? And why would she tell Nini about that? I thought that Nini said that she overheard Cynthia talking about that, but again, that seems like a very convenient fact that was put in there. Oh, Marlo told Nini that. Yeah, Marlo said that Cynthia said, oh, Jesus, okay, enough. So Portia is doing her makeup. Like, do you remember that you were just sobbing a therapy two weeks ago?

What pain? Now this is the most romantic storyline in the world again. We're also supposed to love the hot dog. Yeah, no, I don't love the hot dog. Yeah, she's doing her makeup and then Dennis Face Times. And he's like, I was like, something must be wrong because he's like not in a trax suit.

And yeah, he's going to a funeral. So that's, I guess that's sad. But then she drops like the phone, the phone like drops into the sink and she's like, Oh, that just shows you, you're that good. Or something like that. Yeah, she's like, it's something wrong. She must be mine because the phone's down. Or it's because of Dennis.

Yeah. But this is slippery. Slipper exactly. So Todd and Kathy are face timing and Kathy is wearing black lipstick again. I don't I don't know. I can't with the black lipstick. It's scary. I don't like it. It's just not it's just not enormous. I'm just not used to it. You know, it's like the first time you saw a crimped hair and you were like, what the hell? Oh my god, your cryptare's amazing.

Yeah, exactly like low rise jeans. So yeah, so she's based on a Todd who at this point is probably like bought a sailboat that's like in the middle of Iowa. Todd is opening a Mexican breakfast restaurant on a raft in the Red Sea or something. It's like in the Rockies. It's called like, Mexifast. Oh, Todd.

A raft in the Rock. Actually, that's where a raft would be. There are many rivers over there. He's still with though, but even still the old lady river gang. And then Kenya talks to her baby and then clue the babies even like, I don't want to talk to you anymore. I'm going to go be with daddy. Daddy has terrible issues. She turns her head to the she turns, she gives Kenya at the back of her head.

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And I'm very excited. It's it's then it's this is the air to the hills. So how could we not be thrilled? Oh yeah. It's coming back Tuesday January 7th at 8 7 Central. And you can catch all of the episodes of tonight. You can just go catch up on it on MTV.com or on the app. And don't forget to check out C.S. the key on Instagram and Twitter. So then Tanya, then we see Tanya saying the most Tanya thing ever. She goes, thank God I ate a Ruggola for a week. Now we can try these costumes on. And she's with Portia, so they're of course screaming and squealing about everything. You know by the way, that Tanya was excited every time she had a Ruggola. Oh, I wonder what's for lunch today.

A Ruggola! Are you Gola? Oh, give myself every time. Tungula, that's what I call it, Tom Rukula. That would make too much sense. Someone would say, hey, do you call it Tom Rukula? Do you like, no, I call it

Tom Rukula time. So they're trying on these costumes and T is going on about how her friend made these very special things. Kiss Canada has a very special carnival. And then Neenie comes in and Candy's like worried that she looks fat. Neenie's like, oh, Candy, yes, him some booty. Yes. Yeah.

Thanks. I feel a lot better now. Thanks. Yovanna declares about 15 different times that she needs Nair. I'm like, girl, why did you not take care of this before a cast vacation? This is why you will never be a full-time member. And they talk about her bush for a while. And then Cynthia, I guess what Cynthia's talking about?

Snakehead. The snake here. This is snakes somewhere in this room. And I'm just gonna slide up to that snake. And I'm gonna hit that snake and say, don't, I don't wanna get bit with my ass out. Snake, still there's snake snake. I'm like, oh, that's the SOT. So it's actually only working

about snake-cate hashtag now. She really is. So Nini, meanwhile, she has to leave in the morning because she has to host a comedy show in Dallas. So everyone look forward to that. But she still has stuff that she needs to take care of, aka, build back her army. So she basically sits Eva down to talk about things and she goes, it's a typical nini apology.

She goes, anything I've done wrong, I just want to own my own stuff, but I don't understand what happened to you and I for as long as I've known you, we've never had an issue. Like that doesn't really sound like owning your own stuff, especially when you say anything I've done wrong. Like, yeah, it's just very niny. Hey, do you want me to remind you, Eva was being stalked by an abusive ex who didn't know her address and then you told her that she was on microphone when she was on microphone because you know you're a terrible human being

because I've already said a million times okay Mimi there you go there's a reminder and here's what I love when someone is really giving me a heartfelt apology when they go Ronnie come over here I want to talk to you and then they lean back in their chair and keep on their mirrored sunglasses. Yes, the entire time. The entire time. And you can see herself sucking up to Mimi, just to get back in, why?

I don't even know why. I wouldn't, if I were any of these ladies, I would just stick to my guns and be like, thanks for that. And then not talk to her ever again. Get her out. Exactly. And even as she was that, she felt like she was in a vulnerable place

and thought she was having a private conversation. And then when she confronted Nini about it, Nini had no remorse about it at the reunion. And then she goes, and then on top of that, I got blocked on Instagram. And Nini goes, no, unfollowed. And then she laughs to be fair. But still.

And he says X communicated, which is probably the best way to put it. Yeah, exactly. But then Neenie says, well, you know, I just came to Canada because I used to have a sisterhood with these girls and I just don't understand why. Okay, you came to Canada late, Andrew leaving early and you're sitting there leaning back with your mirror glasses on. Yeah, come on. Yeah, that's, that's all there is to say about that.

So maybe yeah, meanie, she's exhausting. So they hug and meanie's like, well, I'm hoping I can have the same kind of reconciliation with and you could just really fill in the blanks because everybody hates her at this point. Yeah. And unfortunately, it seems like it's going to work because I think I said this on like a few weeks ago There was a picture of like Porsche put on the knees birthday Porsche put up a photo of her when you need being like big sister. We have a complicated love. I was like, no, no, no Porsche. No

Yeah We'll deal with that. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it because not cross that hot dog when you get there I guess where we're going to go now. And then a Ruggla for everyone. Everyone's hungry. Here's a pouch of Ruggla for you and a pouch of Ruggla for you. And while I ran out, so here's the mascara. Oh, and Yovanna, nothing says struggle like a Kyle Richards

Fedora. Yovanna. Okay. I didn't even notice that that she had a fedora on. I think I must have just like blocked that out. So they're gonna go do a wacky housewives event and this one is being strapped to the top of the highest bidding in wherever and be and screened that they're old Yeah, and Alderman are like, hell no, no, and no Cynthia's like, I'm good and Porsche's like, I'm good and Kenny goes, okay. And even it's like, can we do this while I pregnant? No.

Guys, there's no better team building than risk your lives together as a group of sisters It's like, can we do this one like pregnant? No. Yeah. Guys, there's no better team building than risking our lives together as a group of sisters who just love a Ruggola. Am I right? Am I right? And she has to talk everybody into it. And I like how she says, guys,

we've gone a little bit past the time that we've been allotted. She said it in some way. Guys, we're like, let's make up our minds and do this or not. Okay. Yeah. And I like it. And she's like, God, death becomes us. And Kenny goes, okay, you die.

I'm telling us what it's like. I mean, he says, I want to experience this with my family, not you guys. Okay. You're doing a great job. Yeah. That's real nice. So, yeah, so Candy, so this is like before they go up there,

Candy and Yovanna and Portia and Kenya are talking about, just like chatting and they're saying how Nini apologized to Eva just before. And Kenya has the right read on it. She's like, well, Nini has no other choice than to see why she's taking accountability because she's sitting over there on a dusty old island by herself and nobody will play with her. It's true. Yeah. And then we cut back to Yvonne talking to Portia and she's like well Nini just wonders why she's good with everyone else

now but it just takes so long with you Port Portia. You're gonna mind your bees. Okay. Yeah. No one likes this. I mean, surely you've watched housewives for years if you're trying to start to be on it, but no one likes that. And also not everyone's the same person. Not everyone responds the same way, ways of things.

Not every insult or not every like transgression is the same with every person. And everyone's allowed to heal at their own way and you know Porsche Maybe Porsche has just has a more of a sense of self than the other women Yeah, and then what would an even say about her last night because you've honest says there's stuff that you've said about you last night and I wouldn't be okay with that and Porsche's like, you know what? You don't have to react to everything It was the stupid thing about, okay.

So when like, candy and Eva were at the, like a home depot or something, and then candy, you mentioned that Porsche, it comes back, I think, to that baby situation. And Eva was mad. Eva was mad at something Porsche said. So Eva's like, she should stop minding her. She should stop minding my business,

start minding her own business and take care of whatever. It was something like that. Eva said something like, basically, stay out of my business, right? She's told that to Candy. Like, well, she should stay out of my business, more or less, that's what it was. And then Candy went and told Porsche

that Eva was saying these things and Porsche was like Eva's fan, Eva's fan, which was funny because it was just Eva responding to Porsche's initial like initial shade or whatever it was that was happening. So then Porsche confronted Eva about it up there It was like it was so stupid and like barely worth committing to memory But that's what Yovanna was trying to just to stoke again Yeah, God look what a week off does. I'm like what happened one second ago. It's hard. I mean, it's like not worth memory Remembering oh, yeah, my brain was like no my brain said no to that So the ladies are strapped to the ropes and Mimi and Eva are hanging out together.

And even it's like, so Mimi, I know you like seafood tower, we're gonna get tower then. I mean, he's like, yes, seafood. You know, their Courtney was like very excited. Courtney from Blow Deck, who's also Canadian, was probably like my fellow country people. You know, the seafood tower. We have seafood towers. The towers are having the moment on Bravo. You know what? I'm not mad at it because you know what? I love a seafood tower too. I actually would love one right now. Yeah. They're great. Then back to ladies, strap to ropes. And they're just this girl who is leading them all.

I was like, you are doing great. You guys are wonderful. You are fabulous. You can do this. I believe in you. I know. Get out. Yeah. She was like, you can look over the edge if you want. Don't be shy. It'll be okay. And this is I think where Neenie made me laugh. She's like, I like to ride the carousel. It doesn't go up and down hills. And I just sit with my horses and listen to good music and I am fine, okay? That's all I want to do. And then Eva, let's see, seafood tower. I just wrote down seafood tower a lot. Then this lady just keeps going on.

Like, come on, you can walk backwards if you want. You are fabulous, daunting winner. Um, can just be alone and wants to. Um. It's just... Ha ha ha ha. Can't just be alone with a monster to do anything. She's like, Take me out. But at least I love hanging off of skyscrapers. Don't want no drama.

Don't need no drama! Ooh! Hey babe, I came up with a new business. People will get strapped at the top of the OLG and then will lean them off of it. Like, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hopefully they don't fall down to that highway. That will lean them off of it. Hopefully they don't fall down to that highway. That's like next door to it.

By the way, I don't think people appreciate that like when you go to OLG, it's like on the side of a highway. Or it loses very, very busy. It's maybe not a highway, but it's like a very busy street, like a, like not a street where you can like pull over your car on park. It's like, it's a thoroughfare. Well, candy is a thrill sinker. She said it.

So there you go. So Eva and Mimi are talking at the top of this tower thing. And even it's like, well, okay, now we've had a conversation. But you know, there's a couple of other people in this group who deserve a little conversation too. And Mimi's doing that pucker thing, you know, just like making faces, basically. Yeah, she's like looking to see if there are any cheetos,

she can stuff into her mouth before she like opens it up again. So Neenie's like, so Neenie's talking about Porsche and she's like, well, you know, I've always liked Porsche. I just felt like I was a big sister to her and I just wasn't getting the same thing back. Oh, come on, Neenie, please. You were a big sister, you're an abusive big sister. You ever see Cinderella, you're like an evil step sister, kick in Porsche into a fireplace.

And she brings up the closet thing again, like she's such a big victim. I was like, wow, really? Okay, you're going to bring up the closet thing. Is that the one where you broke the producer's tooth and like hit somebody? Like, what the hell? You were not the victim. And then they showed the text or the messages that Nini was sending Porsche's,

it calling her fat and saying, good night, big piggy. You're fat this and that. And so Nini as a fucking balls, she's like, well, you know what I got mad about with that texting is, I'm messaging Porsche and then she shared those messages on social media. I mean, that's like sharing new pictures with your husband and then he shares them with the world.

No, it's not actually not. It's not. It's not your dumbass. Nothing like that. Nope, it's not like that. Maybe it is in the sense that yes, there is a violation, but it's not like your dignity has been, I don't even want to say dignity, that's so much judgment to it, but it's just it's not the same, okay, I'm just gonna say that this don't have to explain it. Yeah, it's flat out abuse, you were being abusive and she shared the evidence when you asked her, your monster. Meanwhile, up at the top of the building, Porsche is now like on the edge, they're doing this like toes over Toronto thing

and Porsche is now like gone to the edge of the building. And Tonya, Tonya goes, you're a conqueror, conqueror, extra-irugula for you tonight, girl. And then cuts back to me and she's like, well, the thing with Porsche is that it was just so personal. She took, she made it sound like I was fat shaming her and I was like, bitch, you were fat before you were pregnant. God, you're the worst. You're the worst. She is truly terrible, truly truly terrible. So, yeah, so yeah, and then upstairs the guard is like, all right guys, we're gonna do a new activity. And if you're feeling extra spicy, you can

put your hand out like a superhero. Whoa, that's a lot of Toronto's spice. So once they finish, the girls are all screaming and hugging each other like, oh my God, we are true sisters now. Things wrapped with the side of a building like that and candy is like, yeah, they're corny. They're like corny balls. Yeah, so now they all head back to the hotel in the van and Yovanna still needs Nair, by the way,

because I guess there's no like Amazon Prime delivery up there. So she's in need of Nair, needs an air or just maybe a salon. She can be like waxing a nail salon where she can get this taken care of. Like come on, Yovanna, be creative. So Portia is getting her eyes done in her room. And the bellman brings her some flowers, big, big bouquet of hot dogs.

And as usual, you know, of course, she falls for it. Now it's, you know, luckily said before it now it's like the end of Cinderella, you know, I mean, Cinderella ended well, right? Um, depends on who you ask. Some, some people not so great. Some people they're like, uh, the maid's still my man. So yeah, don't get in class in derle. Don't get us started on Cinderella and certain version. And by the way, in certain

weird like dark versions of Cinderella, like when those subsisters like they like were cutting off their heels, if it into the glass lipper, it gets dark. Oh yeah, the into the woods. Well, those are the Hans Christian and wait, no, those are the green brothers. Yeah. And into the woods that musical shows that part. The second act is like the second part of the fairy tales and Cinderella and Snow White's husbands are both cheating on them. They're miserable assholes. Oh, I saw that on Broadway with Mallory from Mallory was a Valerie from a Mallory from no, no, no no no no no the mom from too close for comfort played what played the witch. Oh I would pay to see Mallory. It was not Mal I think maybe your name was oh no no I'm sorry Muriel Muriel Muriel for too close for comfort played the witch.

Oh, I'm probably nice and eight nine. Broadway 1988. Yep. I saw PBS great performances, starring Bonnett Peters. Yeah. The greatest. Yeah, no, Muriel took over for a burn at Peter's unfortunately. Wow. What a fall into the woods.

That's the second act of into the woods into the woods. That's into the woods is the second act of life, like following up burn it at Peter's with the lady from T-Loat I would love to decide the entire cast you get a what's his face on there Tonight and no what's his name? We guys say his name. Sorry

He's on Hollywood squares. Oh, Jay Jim. Jay. Look. Thank you. That's it. Oh So Porsche let's see. So, Portia's flowers for this and she calls him J. Blake. Yeah, she gets flowers from Jim J. Blake saying, sorry that I put you through that experience of seeing the other lady from T. Quas for comfort and into the woods. And she immediately calls her sister.

I rewound it to make sure that they said her sister and not her assistant because I was really shady when they put her chiron as poor assistant. Yeah Even that's true. So Lauren is like Lauren's like wow Dennis knows how to find for us in other countries. I love that accidental learn voice. That was amazing. Wow That was like a man. You were just gonna keep going. You were gonna keep going. I was like, no, no, that was hilarious. So yeah, I love you. Yeah, learn's like, yeah, he knows how to find explorers in other countries because he sent flowers in Japan.

I don't, I know like it's romantic when men send flowers, but when I don't trust it, I don't trust it at all. They've always done, they've always done something wrong. This case of course he cheated, you know, so that's why sending flowers is like proving that true, you know, every time he's cheating, doing something wrong. Here's flowers in the middle of the day for no reason. And then he sent a note that said dog on it.

I'm sorry, and they say I'm that said dog on it. I'm sorry. And did say I'm sorry. I think it said I'm sorry, right? Did say I'm sorry to say I love you. I don't know what it said, but said dog on it, but there was a hyphen like dog on it. So my first reaction was like, oh God, he lost the hot dog business.

But apparently, like portion interpreted as, I'm no longer in the dog house. I was like, I think he means that your your free dog hot dogs are are are expiring and you need to start working again if you want them. Also, this is the season that Dennis is being accused of bestiality. So I don't know why he's putting that on his card. I don't know if he's heard that gossip. Yeah. But really, I'm like a little upset that we didn't nominate that for some sort of crappy award. The strange, really not very well addressed, be the reality rumor, that's just lingering in the season. Yeah. Now, it's like, you're already

putting dog on your like makeup cards. I get that you have a hot dot business. But wow, I would love a hot dog right now though. Dennis. Hey, but he's in the dog house. Like, hmm. So, uh, Tanya is laying clothes out on her bed and there's wacky music playing. Yeah. Cracks me up.

Bed of Arugula, you should say. Let's be honest. Yeah, the famous Alan Lazarus on Arugula. I wonder about Arugula. So, yeah, so she's picking out her outfit and then Paul, her, is there a fiance or husband? I forget. They said fiance, I thought she was married, but.

I can, but he shows up. Yeah, he shows up. It's like, but I'm like right behind him. It's like the grudge reboot is happening and it's starring Dennis because he just appears out of nowhere and the music's like, she's like, oh, Dennis, what are you doing? I'm on the ground. I can't take it. So she's literally falling on the ground and Dennis is like, I had to come get my lady back.

I hate that. I hate that Dennis is doing this because Portia said that she was looking forward to like girls weekend having fun, getting her a freak on. She could like maybe flirt with some guys, whatever. And then he just comes and he's going to ruin it because he decides that he is going to win her back. Like no, it's not up for you to win her back. It's up for her. Like this is on her terms and you're not letting it be on her terms. It just really annoyed me. Well, I guess, but it's portion two. So, portion two, portion two, portion two, portion is already back. You know, she's like,

okay, I was mad at him on camera for a few episodes. It's all over now. So she's... Yeah, so Dennis is like, he's brought a ring because he's gonna give the ring back and everything. So he brought the ring. Antonio's like, oh my God, I'm so excited for you two to get back together. How you gonna do it? And he goes, I don't know.

Did he not just show you the gigantic ring? That's really all the words Porsche needs. I think he's just going to rely on that big personality of his. Okay, so let me see here. We keep cutting back and forth to Porsche. Oh, Laura. No, no, not you. It's me because this episode keeps cutting back and forth to these scenes like something really exciting is happening

But it's just Porsche is still on the phone with Lauren and Lauren's like hey, I think I said that you guys shouldn't be talking to each other during therapy and check Oh, there's no connection. I can hear you. No, no connection So um now it's like Yeah, Tonya's already gone ahead to a cocktail party which is like we're all her friends and family are So she's pretty much like putting in like quality time with like her real friends, etc And so everyone else is on the van and friends, etc. And so everyone else is on the van. And Kenya starts like making fun of Tanya on the bus, like doing a first station, which of course, need to be ignoring. And then

it turns into a classic, like let's imitate each other, seeing. Yeah. Kenya sells Porsche to go next and Porsche puts her, you know, starts taking selfies of herself and just doing Cynthia basically. But it's not far from just Portia doing Portia, by the way. I know. I know. It's a funny thing for Portia to notice about somebody else. It is. It really is. So they're all doing it like Candy doesn't need me. Cynthia does us pretty funny Marlow actually and even does Yovanna, which I thought was like low hanging fruit. But then it's like Yovanna's turn and the music just stops so we just know it's gonna be a disaster and she starts doing Porsche It's like oh This is not gonna go well. Yeah, well she kind of bends over so her butt sticking out and then she just keeps saying

Anybody have chicken anybody have chicken anybody have devil eggs anybody have devil eggs and anybody have devil eggs Anybody have chicken which anybody have devil eggs, anybody have devil eggs, anybody have devil eggs, anybody have chicken, which is like, uh, bitch. I'm not about to be asking anybody for devil eggs because every time a day I say no good, or are no good. Yeah, she said, yeah. Everyone's devil eggs are not that good. And then I had to stop and think. I was like, you know, I've had a bad devil

That kind of love a devil like so then she burps, which is Perfect and then she's mad at you. Oh, Bonna for saying that she's chicken all the time She's like I asked for chicken all the time. You know, Bonna says you ask for food all the time. She goes I don't know if I asked for chicken Of course, only when to get a Pentedos Porsche. Yeah for chicken. Of course, only when they get a penny to this portion. Yeah. So no, and devil things. Sounds delicious to me. So now they all show up at this cocktail party and Tony of course is like, oh my God, what's with you guys so long? Oh my God. So they basically talk about Tony's friends being there.

It's everyone from high school, grade school, college, kindergarten, grade school, ma, everybody. And Portia's like, why would you move from here? People are so sweet. Well, guess why guys? Cause Paul. Oh.

So then Portia's like, okay, so what cheers to, is it Tenyantou? Tenyantou is like, no, it's Tenyantou. Both their terrible versions. It's not. I think she said it's Tanya time in Canada. It's actually tenyantou. Oh, it's actually better. Oh, I thought she said Tenyantou.

It could have been Tenyantou. And I was one of those lit signs from the Ross or the Marshalls. This is Johnny, time in Canada. Don't. Tanianto makes my soul hurt. Tanianto. It's like really a terrible mashup. Mm-hmm. So Portia goes off to get a drink and so the girls are kind of split up into groups

talking. Portia is with Candy and Kenya. Yeah. And they're talking about snake gate. Yeah, snake gate. Yeah. And yeah, basically, Kenyan wants to know who's the bitch who recorded it, the conversation. And so, Portia is like, well, we canceled Yovanna out and Ken Ken is like, no, no, no, no, I don't know.

I'm not canceling her. So they're like, okay, we're gonna go, like she's like a snake and Portia's like, no, snakes get bothered when you mess with them. So let's go bother Yovanna to see what's gonna happen. And so they divide up into three camps. It's basically like, Kenya's gonna be playing bad cop. Portia's like bad slash nice cop. And Ken, he's gonna be playing bad cop. Porsches like bad slash nice cop.

And he's gonna be quiet cop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So then we get a commercial break. So then when we come back, Porsche is like, you're finding here to make strength. It's like, what is it? I don't know. It's just a mixed streak. Yeah, it's kind of suspicious. No, it's a mixed, it's mixed. Sorry. Well, yeah, more like an assistant cop. So, so then we then cut over to Marlo and Nini.

And like Marlo and Nini and Cynthia are sort of sitting in the same area and Marlo is like Hey, Nini, Cynthia called me to say thank you for the card in the platter and And what did you want to say Cynthia? Cynthia and Cynthia's like I Wanted to say thank you You just like oh you're welcome She's like thank you who sweet and like, oh, you're welcome. She's like, thank you. Who's sweet? And I had that card and then I lost the card and then I found the card again. So, hashtag card gate avoided.

Yeah. And Cynthia's like, yes, I told Marlota to text you because obviously like we're blocked. So yeah. And we learned that basically Cynthia blocked Mimi. So then Mimi blocks Cynthia and return. And Cynthia learned that basically Cynthia blocked Neemie. So then Neemie blocks Cynthia and return and Cynthia goes, typical Neemie, did for tat. I blocked her and she blocked me back. I'm like, you know, I'm not going to be often on Neemie's side, but if you block someone, I think it's like, oh, I think that's like, that's a, that's an okay time to be

petty and be like, fine, I'll block you back. I think that's okay. And of course, it's Cynthia always trying to act like she's so innocent, but she was the first, after all this, she was the first one to block Mimi. Come on, Cynthia. Cindy, don't be mad that, don't be mad that Mimi blocked you after you blocked her. Come on now, Cynthia. So then, um, they're friends again. So Cynthia shows her the ring, you know, and they're, you know, their best friends again. I don't get the show sometimes, really. I don't get it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't get it. Stay strong Cynthia. Yeah. So you've only know something's fishy with the other girls and she's like, well, I'm just watching the dynamics of how you guys

operate. And there's a lot of foo foo going on. Everyone's pretending to be real. You know what foo foo is right? Do I need to get it imported on a jacket? Do I need to glue some fake diamonds to a jacket to say foo foo for you to get? Nilo Nilo from top chef just burst and I love I love That of her Nilo She loves foo foo

Yeah, so um yeah, Portia's baseless. They start talking about how like nobody likes snakes when they come around, you know, and apparently somebody recorded Cynthia talking crap about Nini, they're basically trying to like, rattle Yovanna. I mean, she does seem rattled. I still don't, I still think Yovanna looks super guilty personally. Yeah, of course. I don't know. Who? It has to be Yovanna, right? So anyway, Yovanna says that she knows who it is, but she's not going to tell.

Right. Which is what you say when you're caught, but you want to deflect. So she's like, she's not going to tell. And so, and so, Portia,, Porsche is really clever. She goes, well, if you know someone who recorded it at the end, you're not telling you, you're the one who's being fake now because Yovanna was the one saying that,

like, oh, people aren't real in this group. No one's real. So now Porsche is like, well, you're the one who's not being real because you're not saying who recorded it even though you say you do know. I think that somebody who's recorded a conversation and then leaked it or whatever

isn't really worried about their moral standing but okay. Yeah. Yeah, yeah Exactly and then guess what? Dennis is coming. I'd like to thank everybody for Canada being amazing Canada. I'd like to think Canada for being Canada Okay, Tony time to Canada and Dennis is there to upstage Johnny at her own party Yeah, because he starts like ambling through the crowd. Like, it's like a slow moving, like he just like this slow moving creature just like waiting through.

He's like that. He's like that, you ever see that movie spirited away? And there was that like character no face who just sort of like lumbars around behind the girl and goes, that's basically what he is he just lumbering around and he sort of comes through wearing his fanciest blazer tracksuit. And that is it. Yeah he gets down on a knee as I's like to be continued and next week. Maybe the hotel fight not sure But I like to say but Dennis going down on what he in the same flashes that they use for Neenie beating somebody up in a closet

Getting on a knee Boom taking your head Dome taking your head for last a pack Starfying or I guess it is kind of terrifying as Dennis sports about her fall for it again Everything everything's going down in Toronto guys. It's all happening. Well, thanks for joining us for Tony a time We'll be back later with Mary Dabeticin and you know with Vanderpump rules come up, crap and so on to man, bonus episodes, set your good watch with crap and so on to find the link to go vote for the crappy awards and happy 2020! Yeah happy 2020 guys, we'll talk to you later!

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