Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Truth Bombs

Episode Date: June 13, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are supposed to be team building while figuring how disable a bomb in an escape room, but smoke between Marlo and Kandi about the shooting at Blaze could derail it all. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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The podcast for all that crap we love to talk about. When you're rough. Hello everybody, happy Monday. It's me, Ronnie. Guess who I'm with. It's name is Ben. Okay, Ben, get over here. Hi, how are you?

Good, how are you, babes? Oh, great. I'm just, you know, sitting here broadcasting from a table at OLG, you know, so far so good. Well, the couple got shot over there. Hey, Ronnie, you don't use that word. Okay. You're from Chicago.

We're going to Chicago this week. Okay, so we can't use that word in advance of Chicago. Yeah, we are going to the Midwest this week. And so we were talking like this before the show and said, why don't we just do the whole Atlanta recap in this show? Hey, you can't talk about shootings. I'm from Chicago. We don't see shootings in Chicago, okay? Hey, next time she paps off, don't grab me, okay?

I'm not the one to grab, okay? We might just do it. It's a stay tuned. Welcome to Real Housewives of Atlanta Day. We are on tour. This is the last two weeks of our tour. We are having so much fun and we're really cramiguing it in there.

We've got five shows the next two weeks, in the next two weeks. We've got St. Paul this Thursday, then we're in Chicago Friday, and then we're in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday. And St. Paul, we're doing OC in Chicago. We're doing New Jersey and in Columbus, we're doing Vandipump Rules, Secrets revealed. And then the next week our final two shows are in Boston. We're going to be there doing Real Housewives of Orange County. And then in Foxwood's casino our big finale.

We actually are open to do whatever you guys want. So we're going to do a classic episode and we would love your suggestions. So to vote for something, go over to our Instagram page, Instagram.com slash watch, watch about crap ends and we will post a question. You guys just answer with what you want to recap for that very final recap. Okay, compete whatever you want, whatever season, whatever episode, whatever house-wise version, whatever you want. Yeah, although probably we'll probably won't do a below deck.

Let's be honest, let's create some healthy boundaries. We'll probably not do a below deck, but probably a real housewives or a van to pump rules of some sort. Usually housewives work best for live shows because, you know, everyone watches the housewives, you know, we wouldn't mind any York request. We love a New York episode. And also we don't get to do those anymore because it was kind of canceled. It's coming back. It's coming back and it's going to be, it's going to be great, guys. Like a bunch of fashion influencers, like there'll be really interesting people, you know, yeah, they're 30s. Yeah, wait, Instagrammers and they're 30s. It's going to be great.

Well, you know, it's a new world. So that's what we're going to do. Jenna Lyons can save us all, you know, she's our head. I don't know. she's the woman who made khakis and khakis famous. khakis bottoms and khakis tops famous. I don't know how exciting the woman can possibly be, but I guess we're gonna find out. Yeah, well she's pretty neurotic. She's like a softer, edged, Bethany Frankel. I don't know, again, I don't know if you've seen her show

on HBO, which I really enjoyed. So there is hope, but then the hope seems to sort of like, I don't know, I'm not gonna say it evaporates when you see the rest of the cast, but it's not not evaporating. I think the sugar baby looks fun. I think she's the sugar baby. The girl with freckles and red hair.

Oh my sugar baby. I think so, that's the impression I'm getting, but I think she looks fine. I think the lady who says, oh my god, these ladies are fighting over cheese. I think she looks fine. You know, you just can't really tell. We don't know until it comes. So we will save our negative. We have to have a good, it's also good to have a good attitude. Too late.

The thing is, we do have to let these things, sort of like, you know, they have to have their own chances. They have to germinate. They have to germinate. They have to germinate. We have to go to the Contenjerminate. They have to germinate.

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They have to germinate. They have to germinate. They have to germinate. They have to germinate. They have to germinate. They have to New York City. Day guess what? It's a double header today. We've got Real Housewives of Atlanta, and then that will be followed by Summer House of Malthus. And you're one of our favorite new shows of the year. I cannot wait for that recap. I have so many things to say, Rami, I'm like, I'm fired up. I'm fired up. Well, you can find that here later, wherever you're listening to this. Or if you want, we're on YouTube. We're doing videos now.

So if you want the videos right now, right while I'm talking, go to youtube or go to patreon.com slash watch what crap is on the crap is on demand level. If you want it just audio on YouTube, it will be released at the same time. All the other audio is released. And a week later on video. Okay, so that works. Okay, Ben, let's get into real housewives of Atlanta. Now we do something different. This time we go through some classic Atlanta's. We're

like previously on the real housewives of Atlanta. And then we see 2011. And it's got like an old TV filter, you know, and they have cut me and me out of the ladies holding the peach. Oh, I didn't realize that. But she cut out or was that like, oh, she was on that season. She was on that season. Yes, she was.

Wow, they brought her out. They did a good old fashioned tamer-barnie eraser. The Neenied, well, maybe it's because of that, I wonder if there was anything from that lawsuit that she had where she was like, you're not allowed. Well, they used Dini, they show flashbacks of Dini, don't they? That's crazy. That's crazy.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Like when Aviva didn't show up for work or she didn't go on some trip or something so they cut her out of the opening credits for like two episodes It was just like a past aggressive little move, but I was like good for her good for her meaning Roni not for Aviva I was like wait a wait a do that. I love that yeah, I get them out of the opening and then she ended up throwing a leg So you see it works, you know, you get people so desperate that they start doing desperate things like throwing their body parts

I would do that sometimes when I'm watching some of these shows people so desperate that they start doing desperate things. I could throw them in their body parts. Yeah. I would do that sometimes when I'm watching some of these shows. So, here we go. Sorry, I got caught up because I was looking at your background. Oh, well, gee. Yeah, but there's a person with, no, on your other side. There's a person wearing a gene jacket and it looks like somebody standing right behind you and I got caught looking at that and I was like, the hell's behind Ben.

It's a crazy. They can hear you. They can hear you, Roddy. Come on. We're in a restaurant. Okay, keep your voice low. I'm going to say shooting. I'll see if they freak out.

X, they on the shooting show. Okay, so we get the previously on Ross Wives of Atlanta. Mimi is erased. Guys, I don't know that I would even do that because we see how your show is with Mimi erased. Not going so well. Okay, just going to point that out. So this clip is Marlow and Candy, and Marlow is coming off for the first time and she's

going, introduce me, diva, introduce me. And Candy is telling us, Candy asks her, so Marlow, how did you get your money game up? And she's like, God. And Candy's like,

you know, some people say she had an old white sugar daddy before she got with Charles. I don't even remember who Charles was. All I just remember the Ted Turner rumors. And then we go to 2016 and Marlowe's like, can't hear you, lesbian. It's a pretty normal trajectory for like a Marlowe montage, like inevitably her asking if someone's like a lesbian

or trying to get under their skin. And then we get to 2018. And Marlowe's introducing her older sister's kids and how she's had them the past five months. And then we get to 2020 and unseen footage. And Marlow is texting. Candy Ambs, did you have a guy named Quentin McNeil working for you at old lady gang?

And her saying, I can't remember, I'll check. And Marlow's saying, please do. And Candy's saying, yes, but you know why? He doesn't work there anymore. And Marlow's saying, that was my nephew. He got killed. And Candy's saying, damn, sorry to hear that. So now with the next day, August 4, 2020, and Marlow shows up at Candy's house.

The day after those texts, and Candy's like, you know, people always wanted to find Marlow by her mug shots, but she's really kind-hearted. I'd bring her a hot dish. She's very thoughtful. She's a really sweet person. And then later, Marlow is sitting with Candy and Riley at a big party that Canty's having. And Marley's like, uh, Marley. Marlow is like, I don't want to bring rain on you guys, but my nephew was 30 and he lived here in Atlanta and his roommate murdered him. And Canty's like, damn, was that a third apartment? And Marlow says, yeah, and I just ran straight to my kids and I kissed them.

And Candy hugs her and she tells us that she knows this has to be terrible for Marlow because Marlow sees her nieces and nephews as children and she gets it and she talks about her brother dying when she was 15 and how that just numbed her to things like this. And then we go to 2021 and it's Halloween. Oh, this is when Candy was doing that shot,

like Wicked, like the Wicked Witch of the West or whatever. I think she was like the Grinch or something. No, you're right, she was the witch, sorry. The Grinch or the Kenya at a different party, I think. Yes. A lot of people dress up as green on this show for all of the days. So, Mar-A-Lo is say, this is when Mar-A-Lo is complaining that, you know, Candice, the only person who sends her kids cards out, which means money.

Okay, let's face it. For graduations and birthdays, but she wants more hands-on. And you know, I said to this clip, what I said back when it fucking aired, what do you fucking do for anybody? Where are your cards with money in them? Do you send those? Because I don't know that you do. I've never heard anybody think Marlo for a card or for any kind of support to anybody. So shut up and stop being ungrateful. That's what I say. And if you want more hands-on, why don't you invite her someplace sometimes? So still on not your team. Back then, even.

Yeah. Well, you summed that up very nicely. And so then, it's a then candy. And then of course, there was last year, where then they were fighting in Carla. And not Carla, but candy is screaming. Screaming is not screaming. She's yelling, very frustrated.

And candy is like, you know, you're allowing us. You're allowing us, bitch. And I'm like, well, they don't know you, but Atlanta and Candi's like, I bitch, I'm world-wide. So then we have 2022 and Candi is talking about like, she's gonna like talk, she's, I'm sorry, Marlott's like, Candi, she only wants to talk about what she wants and Candi's like,

well, why don't we talk about you and like how you cut a girl in the face. And Marlott's like, wellie, she only wants to talk about what she wants. And Candie said, well, why don't we talk about you and like how you cut a girl in the face. And Marla was like, well, that was over 23 years ago. That's something we get to drop. Cutting somebody in the face and then committing suicide isn't something you necessarily get to drop right away. Sometimes 23 years, like people still give to bring bad up.

Sorry. So it's a bad thing. I just want to say in general, like sometimes reality shows struggle with the concept of consequences and people in general. So just in general, if you slash someone in the face at any age, know that that's going to be something that will haunt you for the rest of your life. And while you may be frustrated with the fact that people bring that up 20 years later,

you know what's even more frustrating is having that scar on your face, the rest of your life, and having to repeat that traumatic story to anyone who asks what happened to your face. So yeah. And while I kind of get it because look, I'm anti Marlow this whole episode. So why not just both sides it for a second? I do get it, you know, like making a mistake, you paid for it, you did your time, and now it's being brought up every time you get in a fight. But you're also fighting horrible fights with people for no reason who did nothing to you. Like you're coming, you're coming at Candy who not only got you a job on this show,

but she's kept you involved in the show when nobody else would speak to you. And you're calling her a hoe, you're saying she's fucked everybody to get where she is, that nobody knows who she, I mean, and somehow now you're trying to make, drag her into a shooting storyline, you're terrible, okay? So, yeah, when you go that low, I don't think it's uncalled for for somebody else to bring up your past, okay? When you're trying to make up a present that doesn't even exist. She hasn't shown that she's necessarily a much different person, right? Like, I mean, I don't think Marlowe's necessarily going to slash someone in the face anymore.

So on that front, yes. But in the sense that she, like, you know, she goes for the jugular in terms of not with an actual knife, but like, you, if you want to, if you want to like put like this idea behind you that you were this like a criminal essentially, behind you, you know, one way that anyone can improve that image is to not like,

like come like switch on a dime on your friends and like do sort of crave and things just to secure place on a TV show. So like that's why people don't really... I don't think anyone believes that Marla would necessarily be violent like that anymore, but people definitely do throw it in her face over and over again, because she's also shown that she's perfectly happy throwing anyone's most sensitive part of their lives in their face. I mean, look at the way she comes for Kenya all the time, like throwing it in Kenya's

face, that her mom abandoned her. Okay, so what you'll about Kenya, but that's like a horrific thing for someone to be raised with that. And Marlo just goes to that well over and over again. So like Marlo, this is why it gets thrown in your face back again, you know? Yeah, you go though and you expect everybody else to go higher all the time and that's not going to happen all the time, okay? So then we go to titles and now we're at Bar Vegan.

Sounds fun. Sounds like a fun place. So we're there and Marlos and her like Jacqueo jacket, you know, and she's with her friend, her friend employees, Justin and Ty. And she, let's see, what are they? Yeah, I write down like every single little line, but basically they just sit down and start chatting. And she tells us, they're my boyfriend, my girlfriend, my mom,

and my dad, and since I got custody, they became my village. I was like, well, that's fitting, because they tax you as well. He's a paid. So, yeah. So there's just some kind of like, an interesting pattern about dating, clearly setting up some of Marlos scenes for the rest of the season when she's not

with the rest of the group. She's like, oh, I'm nervous about dating. Like Michael and William get all my attention now. And like, I really need a guide to help me balance it all out. And Ty is telling her, hey, don't listen. You can't have any expectations. Dating is just like, don't think too hard about it. It's just like adult time away from the children

But Marla is very original and wall flowery, you know, she's like, well, what if he touches my butter something? Hello touching your butt is how your house was built, okay? Do what you know, you know, so then she starts talking about Courtney and how they she's gonna have a good vibes party for everyone, which is hilarious coming from Courtney. And Drew has been running her mouth to Kenya in Birmingham. And so she's like, the story got totally different than what happened, you know, because at Drew's concert, someone just mentioned the incident and then Candy gave the bitch that's look like, don't you dare talk about my business? And then I said what are you talking? What are you talking about the shooting? Are you talking about the shooting?

So Yeah, Marla's like you know, you can't talk about you can't talk about this you can't talk about that like candy you can't like pick and choose like and an useless platform as like an advertisement for all your businesses, but like not talk about things, you know, which is really what this is all about. It's by the way, this entire episode is entire fight is not about flowers not being sent to Quentin. It's about Marlow being frustrated that people tiptoe around Candy and yet when it comes to Marlow that they're like very happy just like throw shit in your face. Yeah, but Marlow, it's because you come after people all the time.

Nobody has come for you first. You can't name one person who's come for you. I mean, maybe Kenya. I mean, I don't even know. That's been going on for so long that I don't even know who came for who first. But in general, Marlow gets upset because no one's coming for candy. Candy's not coming for anybody. Like, the only time Candy fights with anybody

is what's used to fending herself. Now, as far as Candy only using this to advertise her business and her I-Cow, yes, we're with you on that, obviously. It's annoying, but you do too. Your whole season last season was about the archive. You shot there all the time. You had your stupid party there,

which is a business literally only renting one size of clothing. So yeah, if you can't, why can't everybody else? Now as long as we're both sizing a little bit, that being said with everything that we have just talked about, like there is a part of me that has some empathy for Marlowe because I see her as someone who can't get out of her own way and she's like trying and she can't like she doesn't she doesn't realize how much shit that she starts and doesn't give her a pass that she does do it. But like I do, in a weird way, I do feel bad that she's like, I'm trying to evolve past this

and every time I try to evolve, people keep just like saying, oh, remember that thing you did 23 years ago? Whereas candy, everyone wants to be respectful to her. But like you said, she's reap like, she's reaping what she's selling, right? But I understand that frustration of like, hey, I'm trying to like, I've got a business too, but can to get to put all her businesses up. And I try to put my business in like,

you guys make fun of it and they talk about how I slash some of the face. So I understand why she's frustrated. And that like, I sort of empathize with her, just putting myself in her boots, but what she doesn't realize though, and she will never get beyond this until she realizes her role in starting so much shit

that people don't want to give her that chance. So I guess I'm really saying two things at once, which is really helpful to podcast audiences, but I'm just telling you what's in my mind. I'm saying Marla Sucks and she's a fucking user and she wants to sit up here and complain about Candy using her business while complaining that Candy's basically not giving her and her family enough money, which is what this episode is about.

Yeah, that's true too. So fuck Marla. Yeah, by the way, like you're not like you either ask for the flowers and also say, by the way, your business is great or you just say fuck her flowers and go after the business says, but you can't do both. You can't have your hand out while you're like biting the hand that feed you.

You know what I mean? You can't do both. It's too much involved in hands. But maybe Marlow might say, Marlow might say, I'm not asking for flowers. I'm frustrated that she's creating this whole rosy image of her business and the truth is she's acting like she's a community leader and bringing people together,

but she wouldn't even send flowers to one of her employees, funerals or ex-employees funerals. But it wasn't just slightly different. Oh, yeah, that was good. Oh, let me guess. Yeah, I'm so sorry. I almost got mistaken from a later fight. Never mind, I strike that.

Yeah. OK, let's just move on. Because I think one thing I think we can definitely say is that what I feel like what is on Marlow's mind and what she's upset about is very different than her, like what actually comes out of her mouth. I feel like she does a really bad job of speaking really what's bothering her.

And so it comes off in all these different things like there weren't flowers. There was a shooting and you can't say this. And she's bothering her. And so it comes off in all these different things like there weren't flowers, there was a shooting, and you can't say this, and she's using her aperture. It's like she's like all over the place. And it's like, girl, just to say what is really bothering you about all this, you know? It's time for commercial. It's time for a crappin' school.

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and started screaming, my blood nephew is dead, okay? To someone who has nothing to do with anything. So she's like, you know, what's crazy is, I don't even know what made me say it, but it's the shooting and then can't he not acknowledging the shooting? And Justin's like, well, what did your sister think about that? And she's like, you know, my sister was just so shocked that canty didn't do anything

when Quentin passed. You're using your dead nephew as a storyline to fight with somebody. This is so gross. I can't. This is so gross to me. Yeah, exactly. And it's just like, that's why this, that's why this show really is in trouble. It's just like, just scraping, scraping.

It's like between this and like the never-ending parade of on-screen graphics and silliness, it's just like terrible. So Marla's like, it's like, you know, we didn't get shot at a restaurant. I didn't even know that was, yeah, I didn't know it was bothering me. So I love this like, you know, we didn't get shot at a restaurant. I didn't even know that was bought. Yeah, I didn't know it was bothering me. So I love this like recovered, recovered trauma that she's feeling. I mean, it is trauma, but like all of a sudden,

oh, I just remembered. So Ty is just like, well, go have a fun cute girl's day. You know, let's do that. Yeah, I don't want to talk about this anymore. You dragged me to this vegan restaurant to talk about this. Shit, this is bad for your branding. Yeah, so she's saying that talk about this anymore. You dragged me to this vegan restaurant to talk about this shit. This is bad for your branding. Yeah. So she's saying that Candy was just skipping over it like it was a relevant.

And then we go, which by the way, was wasn't what she was skipping over that was irrelevant. Wasn't that a different, that was a different shooting, not this shooting. It's Candy's skipping over this shooting, like it's most recent shooting at the restaurant, like it's irrelevant, because she doesn't want to talk about it on camera. Like, why was all over the place? That's what I'm saying.

Okay, so I keep saying I want to move on, but then I get mad again, reading the next line. So I'm going to officially move to the next scene. So we got to Sonya's house for some patty bits. You know, Sonya's like, Sonia, we got a Sonia's house for some patty bits. You know, Sonia's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, people love patty bits, mom, where'd you get the patty?

It's a mom's like, where's the patty? You said, come on and make a salad with the patty and they're like playing a lot of time. Why you make me a salad? Cause you made my patty. There's like, the patty was your dinner. The patty was my dinner. I love patty.

So they talk about patty. He patty was my dinner. I love patty. So they talk about patty. He's get that bit in. And then, um, son get dances around. She's like, in this week's fantastic news, Momination is gonna be on belt.com. Did she say belt.com? You know what?

I wasn't sure. I first I thought she said belt.com. And then I was like, visit after the third time I went back, I was like, why am I literally going back? I literally don't care. No one's gonna be buying momy nation, I don't, whether it's on BELK.com or like orca.com

or like foot fungus.com, it's just knock. It's, I was like, Sonia scenes are killing my soul. I love Sonia, but her scenes at home are like some of the least interesting content on Bravo. So I'd be a negative Nancy today guys, but like I have to speak my truth. Okay, you come to the podcast for Truth Delling. Okay, and that's where I'm at.

Well, so it's not bell.com, because they actually sell belts at belt.com. I just went there. So something. And she's like, belt, bell, whatever it is, is an online brand that reaches 17 million people dollars a month. And they ask for our much.

So, the internet generally reaches billions. So I think as long as you're on there, you're doing great. The biggest store in the world, guys. Biggest store in the world, by the way. We have a deal with the internet. Duh. Yeah. Yeah, so she's selling her shirts are being sold

on a larger platform, which is very exciting. And then Sangna, she brings up what she told her sister or her family about what Ross said, which is Ross was like, I kind of want the house back, no more family members. And so then Sherry, the sister was like, yeah, I was shocked to hear that because I feel like the one who benefits the most from this setup is you.

And she's like, I'm not making any money from this. I'm literally raising your children and you're complaining. And by the way, your husband's never even here. He lives in the city. So yeah, think about that. And yeah, Simon's like, I know he's supposed to be making me pregnant. I mean, we've already missed four cycles. I mean, how is this supposed to work?

Like, Sonja. Okay, now I like Ross. Ross seems great. But I recommend Sonja. You go back and you look at other seasons of any reality show. And I think you might want to start asking some questions about Ross. Also, they're not, this is a fake storyline this whole. We want to have another baby.

It's just like the oldest fake storyline in the housewise playbook. Like, Sonya doesn't care about anything, but her brand deals, okay? She's not looking to have another baby. I don't believe it. No, and like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, this seemed, it's just like, why are we supposed to care about it for sister stays in the house from now?

Like I literally, like, what stakes do we have as an audience in this? Bravo, why are you doing this to us? Can't we, I would be more interested in watching signing go to a pottery class and be like, oh, let's see how a pottery turns out this week and like every week she tries to make a vase and by the end of the season she makes a nice vase.

I would like be into that journey, but sitting here watching her talk to her sister, I don't know, maybe this supposed to be relatable for people who have families that live in their homes, but she's just going on about like, oh, the sister has to leave. And then, I'm on.

I'm on her about your childcare. I have to say, so skip, FF, just go to an official FF for me. Sorry, thank you. So then Kenya pulls up to her new building, which is under construction for... Tenya more haircare. It's a hair spa.

Ha ha ha ha. So she shows up in a hard hat with Akila. And Akila's like, oh my God, take your hat off girl. I can barely see you with that hat on. Like, who are you? Are you a person or or you a hat? Like I don't even know where are we? Where are we? What kind of these little hats girl?

This just in Akila has been killed by a brick that fell on her head. Oh, that's too bad Akila literally just falls in a hole in the floor I like where her it's her head. His season. It's so much promise. Damn, if she'd only got that heart hat on. So, yeah, so this is gonna be the home of Kenya's new hair spa. So, Kenya's telling us, she's like, I want my guest to have like,

to experience total luxury. And this is gonna be my legacy for Brooklyn. I'm like, yes, I'm sure this hair spot is going to be lasting for 30 years. I'm sure this will be a great legacy. Well, you never know. I mean, it could or it could like become like a fantastic Sam's, but like a tenures for it, you know, I don't mean that cheap, but pretty decent Kenyans. decent Kenyas. By the way, this needs to be called Twirl Salon. I suggest Bravo give Kenya a Vanderpump rules type spin off with the ladies who work in this salon because you know that shit would be good. I think that's a great idea because Bravo has been trying to find what they have. They've

done a pretty decent job of finding vendor-prop-village clones. Candy the Gang was pretty good. Southern hospitality is really good. But in all those clones, the boss is always like, like the mother hen, pretty sensible. Like why don't we have just like a wretched boss? Why don't we have Kenya coming in and terrorizing

our employees? Give us like a throwback that KELOL on Earth, okay? The original bravo, well, I don't we have Kenya coming in and terrorizing our employees? Give us like a throwback to Kell on Earth, okay? The original Bravo, well I don't know if it's the original Bravo work show. Maybe that was Jonathan Anton, but the point is this, give us a, give us Kenya terrorizing her employees. I would watch that. Blow dry. What was that show called? Blow, blow dry. Blow out. Blow out. Jonathan Anton. That's what you were talking about the Jonathan. Yeah. So let's see. So I'm like, there is so much to do. So then they start Achilles. Like, how are you gonna find time for this and all that dating and Keny is like, I don't know. I mean, I've been a wife for five years. Really? So we're gonna rewrite history to just for them that Keny has been just sitting there in an apron as

Mark's wife and queen is like, somewhere that's green. Come on. You were a wife for two weeks. Okay. Yeah. You've been in the divorce process for literally four years and 50 weeks. Okay. So she's like, you know, this guy's always out of town. It's a typical Kenya absent guy storyline. Kenya's always either got a guy that's being hired to play her boyfriend or is never in town. And she's going with the never in town version right now. Yeah, I can. I mean, I'm glad she's not marrying him right away. But I don't know. I don't know. I don't have a good vibe about this. Kale me crazy guy. Okay. Call me crazy about this So she's yeah, she's saying like The basic relationship is it sounds like the relationship is going nicely But it really hasn't gone to the next level because he's not there all the time and she's clearly not listening to

Or looking at patterns from the past so They start talking about her friends. She's like, oh my God, my friends are so nasty. One girl and they Marlow even attacked my child. And she's like, oh my God girl, which are child wearing that yellow hat. Cause I could totally see it checking your child's yellow hat.

Cause that yellow hat, like what even is that? It's so hard. Can you do, you feel like a little woozy. I don't know, ever since that pole fell on my head. I think I need to sit down Okay, continue. What were you saying? She made herself out to be a victim and she's no victim She's done so many things in her past she slashed a girl's face and went to jail for six months You know, I was gonna be cordial with her but are killers like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

You need the pause so you just dropped a lot on me. Okay, so she slashed a girl's fit. Was a girl wearing a yellow face mask. Now I'm starting to see why you guys wear these yellow hats. Was the girl following OSHA rules? Cause it's like that's so dorky. Okay, so now I'm starting to see what Marla's saying.

It's literally everything. Okay, I get it. Marla sucks, but Marla sucks for a lot of recent reasons that we could stop bringing up the face lashing, like literally every scene, okay? Yeah, Marlo sucks, but everyone's blaming how bad the season is on Marlo, and I actually don't think it's Marlo's fault.

I think Marlo's just trying to... Try. She's trying to make Mark make a mark. She is trying. She is trying in both a good way and the bad way, but at least that's happening. I think the blame really falls for the producers and the rest of the cast.

More so. So now we go to Shirei and the phenomenon of children of the Real House House of Atlanta speaking like this is really a full front front and center and Shreys household now I mean, is it directed to be that way? Is there a director of this show that's like listen The children can only speak in whispers on this show I don't want one child on this show speaking above a whisper It will make the audience uncomfortable, okay? but sweet Riley and Kayla and

What's Cynthia's daughter's name again? I forgot her name all of a sudden. I just blanked but like all the children But now in Shere's household we have but they're only one who does not speak like that as Shere's older daughter Whose name I'm also blinking on but I But I want with the lady with the podcast. Yes, but now, that's because she has a podcast now, so she's gotta be out of her shell. So we have Kaylee here and she's like, Hi, mom. And then Akira is gonna be coming over.

So Akira does come over. And he's like, hey, mom, I'm here with Alina. Say hi, Alina. And Alina's like, hi Shurei. And Kaylee's like, hi, I'm here with with Alina say hi Alina and Alina's like Hi, Shirei and Kayleigh's like hi, Cairo Hey, Lee Shirei is like how you got me how's it maybe doing the baby's like What

So they're gonna red bulls up at this household? Please come on out. So Sherate talks about what a good son, what a good father Cairo is to this kid and how he didn't really know the kid was coming until a few months in. So she hasn't had a lot of time to prepare, but she's so excited to be a glam on. He's being such a good dad.

And Cairo, she's bought a little kit where you make the baby's hand print. I thought it was gonna be a ink hand print. You know, you put the baby's hand in the ink and then you do the hand print, but it's not. It's like a play dough. It's some kind of like hardening dough print. And so the baby finally falls asleep and they have to put the baby's hand under the water. And they just leave it under the water for five minutes.

I'm not sure what that's about. And then he gets the hand and he just starts smushing the hand. You're lucky that babies have mushy bones. I mean, what the hell is that baby behind on its lone payment for the mom? What are you doing? This is the baby's hand. I actually thought this was adorable, which shocked me because you know, I don't really care about babies, you know, but I thought this was your favorite kind shocked me, because you know I don't really care about babies, you know?

But I thought this was your favorite kind of baby. It's a sleeping baby. The baby. The quiver was awake or moved. So. But I also loved how Mecca was so confused. Mecca was so confused Mecca didn't even bother crying, but also maybe Mecca was crying,

but in like the Atlanta child way of, but they put Mecca's hand on the faucet, meckas are like wakes up and it's like, what the fuck are you people doing to my hand? I'm not even going to cry right now because I'm actually fasting to see where this is going to go. And then they start putting her hand in the clay and meckas are like, oh, stupid. I'm going back to sleep. Yeah. And it comes out just a big mush print, you know. And say, go through the whole process. And she's like, oh my god, what are you doing with the hand?

He's like, I'm going to hand in the print. What are you putting the hand under the water so much? Because the hand has to go in the water. It puts the lotion on the hand. So, Shreys, like, Shreys saying saying how she's just so proud of Cairo because she didn't think he was ready, but he's really gone above and beyond. And then with a show, Bravo shows this montage of Cairo through the years, like 15 years ago, Cairo being 12, and I was like, what?

What? First of all, I can't believe that we've been tracking Cairo for 15 years, that's crazy, but I can't, first also that he was really show, I can't believe that we've been tracking Cairo for 15 years. That's crazy, but I can't, first also that he was really like, I'm by the way. Yeah, but it's crazy. I cannot believe how much time has passed and how like, seem as a 12-year-old, I kind of blew my mind. Yeah.

Okay, so then we go to Drew's house where her kids are taking basketball lessons outside and Ralph is kind of pretending that he's giving them even though there's a coach there giving them. Because it's rough, you know, because it's fucking rough. It's that in parenting, you know. And she's like, be careful, Ralph. I don't need another patient. He's like, baby, I'm like I am, baby.

I'm like I am, man. She goes, oh please, you get sick, just like everybody else. And like, even when I get surgery, like you have to have competition surgery. He's like, oh, I never had surgery. She's like, um, you had throat surgery, eye surgery, and like surgery, and she like, it's like his crotch or something, maybe out of the sector. He's like, oh, oh yeah, well, okay. So, do you think that means enlargement? I don't know if it meant like vasectomy or enlargement or I don't know what it meant.

He's like, oh, okay. So then Drew tells us, as an actress and as a child star and as a muse for LeBron James, can I say that, I can say that? You know, because I was a child star, which I was, because I was a child star, my parents nurtured and supported what I always love to do, which is acting, singing, leading exercise classes,

and also breaking my leg. So it is so important to instill that back in my kids. You have to nurture their passions. And she's like, you know, oh, we're supposed to go to an escape room, which is basically how you treat your life with this family. But I don't want to get into it with Marlowe. And he's like, oh my gosh, yeah, I saw her blow up

at City One, or what was that? And she's like, I mean, I don't even get it. It's like something happened with her nephew and he goes, he got shot. She goes, he did? It's true. Uh-huh. She's a...

She's a... My blood nephew is dead. my blood nephew is dead? My blood nephew is dead. He got shot over and over. Did you not hear? She was literally screaming at your face for 20 minutes. Well, I'm from Chicago and you don't use that word, okay? Because when you say it, you're promoting that type of behavior. And you have to be sensitive.

I'm just checking in and making sure her family is okay. And Marlowe thought I was like, you know, like letting her slide and then keep saying that her cousin, nephew, or whatever got like killed and he used to work a blaze and can't even reach out and give her flowers. I don't know, but like I just don't want to promote that kind of behavior with my words. Yeah, it's weird. I'm not really sure about this at all. Saying shooting, promote shooting. Okay. How about on key? How about we just how about you just walk around your house and start just saying on key over and over again and hoping that promotion works for your voice. Okay. Yeah. You're gonna need it. So Drew is like, well, it's unfortunate that she can't just say you hurt me and they can't even talk.

I mean, she didn't even try to like have a dinner for her on top of the dry cleaner or is there anything? I mean, that would have at least shown some effort. Yeah. And so basically Drew has decided that like, okay, like now that I'm decided to really hitch my ride to Candy and Candy the season, I understand like Marlow yelled at me and she screamed, she came for me and now I understand what Kenya is talking about

so I don't like her anymore. And I really have to extend some self control because it can really go laps and she's gonna bring the Chicago all the way out and me, okay, like if you touch me or provoke me, I feel like I can be your ass. No, you can't. Everyone nodal you.

Okay. Tor your ACL like't. Everyone nodal you. Okay. Tour your ACL like taking one step on a trip. You had to go to the hospital after like going to rehearsal twice in a week. Okay. So give me a fucking break. No one was afraid of you. Okay. And you're not going to bring the Chicago out either the city or the musical.

Like not everyone. No one's buying. Okay. Go inside and have a seat. Or the band. How about that? I can even say Peter Satera is not even come that or the style of pizza like nobody's Or the font honestly, we're not bringing that back from 1992 So Kenya is Talking to the builder. Okay, so now we go to everybody's dealing things

at the beginning of the episode. So Kenya is talking to the construction people about her studio. It's gonna be 300 to 400 grand. And then Shirei is hanging out with a friend, poor friend. I just wanna say this. This poor friend, I think her name is Michelle. This lady probably got so excited.

She's like, I'm gonna be a friend of on the real housewives of Atlanta and she's like relegated to like a 10 second clip in the middle of a montage of this is what people are doing on Tuesday and the lady's like, hey Sharish! Sharish like, oh yeah, how's it going? She's like, how's everything going with Marchelle?

She's like, I'm cheerleading on your coach all the time and that was the end for Michelle. And then we go to Marlo at home with her kids. Journaling, we're doing journaling. Oh, okay, okay. So I think this says a lot. Williams, like an area that makes me happy is school. When your kids favorite thing is being the hell out of your house, the

night is time to rethink. I don't think I've ever met a kid who said my favorite thing to do is to go to school. It's like, give me the hell away from you. Yeah. It's time for commercial. It's time. Hi, I'm Michael Patrick King, host of the official Max Companion podcast, and just like that, the writer's room. Each episode members of the writers room and I unpacked moments from Season 2, sharing juicy details you can only hear from us. Stream and just like that Season 2 is starting June 22nd on Max, and listen to and just like that, the writers room on Max or wherever you get your podcasts.

I'm Florida, crap ins comersho. So now Candie's walking through her house and she sits down with Todd who's working on a pitch deck for his movie and Candie is talking about how Todd has written multiple movies. Oh, by the way, Candie, sorry, the Egot's gonna have to wait a little bit longer because I didn't win it. Didn't win it. Didn't win it.

The revival of a play went to... I'm blanking out on what it, but it didn't win it, the revival of a play went to unblinking on what it, but it wasn't the piano lessons, that's too bad. Oh, that sucks, I'm sorry, I was rooting for you. I know, I'm sorry. I didn't watch it, Tony's, because I was watching this loony tune show last night, well, after this one, called Mrs. Davis, have you ever heard of that on P-Cock?

This isn't an ad, by the way. I have a little bit. It is loonie. What the hell is this? And why can't I stop watching this show? I always keep watching it. So anyway, I'll tell you how it is later because I honestly have no idea.

I'm like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever. Oh, I can't wait to see what happens next. Who is, who's in it? Betty Gilpin from a show called Glow on Netflix. And somebody has a smaller role as the chick from Evil on Paramount. I love her. And a bunch of famous people have smaller roles. I mean, it's just a loony show.

It's like a cartoon for adults. It's interesting. Okay. Anyway, I don't need to go into that. Not an ad, hashtag, not an ad. Please check it until they can. They need to tell you to. Hashtag, the Tony will have to wait. But Candy, at least she's now a Tony nominee.

And next year she could be a Tony winner. So anyway, Todd has been working on a script over a year. And Candy, she can't just saying how she has, we haven't really focused on him because everything's been so focused on her, you know? And then along now that it's time to sit down and focus on Todd, Candy's like, by the way, should I go to this escape room?

Let me talk about what's going on with me. I know, she can't do it. You can't date a star and then expect that star to make you the star. You are the supporting role. You married as the supporting role, you're still going to be the supporting role. It's just not in the star to give you that light. Stars don't work the spotlight.

Spotlight operators do. That's your job. Once you figure out how you can turn the spotlight on yourself, which by the way, it's literally impossible because Spotlight's too big to put on yourself. You'll burn out your red bass. Okay. So good luck engaging with that literal version of the metaphor. So Candy is basically saying how I was like, oh, well, you know what?

I got invited to go to an escape room and I didn't want to go because hello, I'm not going to use my brand to give my band on a room. Okay, I didn't approve that. Yeah, guess what? I'm not going to go to an escape room unless escape gets tap billing at that escape room. Okay. I want it to be escape in escape room. So she also says like, especially because Courtney arranges and then they show the shot

of like Courtney's face comes zooming forward like the bat signal and the old batman show and you just hear her voice or laugh. So then Kenya she calls Kenya to see what to wear and Kenya's hanging out with Shamiat some kids party and so they're talking about this Courtney thing and Kenny is like, she never even put my name on the tanks Which sounds like Courtney was being city, but you know that Kenya won't allow Courtney to know her phone number as well I'm good. Yeah, that's very Kenya. Yeah, that sounds about right and candy is just saying Like that how like money had I had to tell them all about it and apparently it was gonna be a blast of paint at the end That they don't get out in time. So they're all like, ugh, which by the way,

I think that's a very fair response. Like, oh, it's in the scaper room and you might also get blast with paint, like you're on big brother. Like, that's a big pass from me, a huge pass. You know where I'll escape from? Like, I'll go into my bedroom and I'll sit there for 59 minutes

and then I'll walk out the door. I'm be like, I did it, I escaped my bedroom. I didn't escape room with my friends once and it was so depressing to realize, like not only am I stupid, but I always think, okay, my friends are all more educated, they're all brighter than me and I've learned to accept that and be okay with it.

Yeah, not in this case. God damn, we were all equally stupid. It just depressed me. I was like, this is the best. Any of us can do as far as friends were all equally stupid. It just depressed me. I was like, this is the best. I, any of us can do as far as friends were all morons. Yeah, I, I did a scaperum once and I found a, I, I know, I did, I did a virtual one during the pandemic too, which was also not great, but like I did an escape room and I was like, guys, guys, okay, whenever you find what looks like a, if you find

something that looks like a clue, put it in this pile, and if you find something that like you've already looked through, put it in this pile, so we know not to waste time looking to do it again. And then like everyone disregarded my wonderful plan for organization during the escape room. And I was like, fine, I have no voice in the escape room. Escape room suck, I don't wanna do this anymore. And I haven't done one since.

Yeah. So can't, there's like an escape room type of person? No, they just take over type of person. Unless I'm in church or somewhere like that. Well, also, by the way, there's always that person who just says, like, you just don't, you don't like, there's just always one person who just says, do this, do that, do this, do that.

And it's like, what's the point? Like, I'm just here pretending there's like a zombie trying to attack me in the stupid escape room. I don't want to do it anymore. I don't need them. I hear you. So then Kenya of course is like, well, they could have at least given us information

about this stupid thing. I mean, Courtney did tell her new little friends. Oh, by the way, Drew said Marla Cornerd or saying there was an incident with someone who worked for you whenever nephew was something like that. I think she was screaming up in a hallway. one of her nephews, something like that. I think she was screaming up in a hallway. My blood nephew was dead, something like that. And Kenya's like, what?

And she goes, yeah, I didn't get the full details, but he ended up passing, I guess. And Candy's like, well, I do remember something about one of her family members that had worked for me, but it had nothing to do with us or anyone that worked for us. And she's like, well, she's claiming, she brought it up and you didn't even send flowers or anything. I mean, where was the hot dish on that one can come on Katie's like what and can he is like yeah, she's been out there, you know, you know

And you know, she was out there laughing me keeking and she never mentioned that that was candy who said that and can he's like You know what I think that Marlow is just trying to amp up in already negative situation. This happened to one of my family members to turn down my business, lying as bitch. Okay, all right, good talking to your bike, candy, yeah, bye, bye. So, didn't she make it sound? Is this in my head?

I thought Marlow made it sound like it was someone who worked there. Like, he met somebody who, he met somebody to work. I mean, I guess she said she's not somebody to work, but I thought she was worked there. Like, he met somebody who, he met somebody to work. I mean, I guess she said to she met somebody to work, but I thought she was working there. He met somebody at work, meaning like another kitchen guy or something, and they became roommates and then that guy shot.

Quentin. I really, my only takeaway was that Quentin used to work there. I was not clear about what the killer, where he worked or where they met, or if I had her, I had either missed it or not cared enough to put it into my brain. So I've just been along for the ride a little bit. But why would it matter, really? But this was when she said that, I was like, but she did make it sound like they worked

together or something. But yeah, I can, I feel like there've been so many iterations of the story and especially because there's like a parallel story of another shooting at the place that I've just, my brain, I can't, you know, we've had a lot of reunions this week. And I just, you know, between Carl Lindsay, Teresa and Melissa, and Ariana and Sandevol and Raquel, just to find her details about this scandal, I have not really been able to hold onto, I just can't. So she's, yeah, she's like, Marlowe's line last bitch, basically, Karemi.

And so Karemi is like, yeah, she's trying to get people to turn on you, but I'll be there for you. And Kandis now officially pissed. Right. So then we go to beat the bomb. And there's laser lights and, you know, funness abounds. It's like that kind of place you walk into. They're like, Make it look as fun as possible.

Which when I walk into those places, I'm like, oh my god, please fucking kill, I can't. I don't wanna be in here. I know. I just get me out of here. It's taking me back to a time like eight or nine years ago. I've not thought about this since then, but like when my friends and I went and did laser tag in Sherman Oaks, and like my friends were like,

let's do laser tag, it'll be like a fun event. I was like, ah, sure. By the way, these are the same friends that I did the escape room with. I was like, of course. I'm telling you, there are the same friends that I did the escape room with. I would of course. I'm telling you, there's a specific kind of person, and that's what they do. They're like, who do they do?

Which they make their friends do shit like this. So of course, it's the same friend. Yeah, and we had to, but on these vests, and we had the little laser tag things, and it was like Saturday night at 30, so I thought it'd be like fun and dull thing. It was like all these children at us, and I kept on getting killed.

My little thing was like, you're dead, you're dead. You're dead. I was like, oh these children at us. And I kept on getting killed. My little, my little thing was like, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead. I was like, oh, these fucking little kids, shooting me, it's the nice to start shooting the little kids, because they're easy to start. Kids, because my score was so low. Every time, every time we came out, like the leaderboard was always like,

Ben was at the bottom, so I finally just started taking up to four year olds with my lasers. I was like, the babies. I was like, sometimes, you got it, sometimes, I guess I am like the Marlow laser tag. You just gotta go for the my nose. I was like, sometimes, you got it, sometimes, I guess I am like the Marlowe laser tag. You just gotta go for the low hanging fruit and get that score up, you know? It's just like hoping that toddlers,

like, crawlers are let me. He's like, do you have time, you little vests? Some of them. Why are they here with us? We're adults, why do we have a four year old running? Well, it's 8 30 on a Saturday, they should be in. Why is this four year old carrying a gun, too? Yes, I am going to laser them, laser them out of existence. They shouldn't be here. They should. I have to apologize for saying shooting in Chicago. We do not

say that. We say in laser tag, laser touching. I went to laser tag when I was a kid when it came to my town and when it became a big thing. I was so excited to go. They made it look like Space Mountain. Everything's futuristic and we were so excited to go in there and we waited in line forever and then I walk in and I'm ready. I'm looking through the, because I'd played duck hunting stuff like that as a kid. So I'm looking through the little aimer.

I'm like, I'm gonna kill at this. And then I walk in there and it's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm like a million times, gosh. So I was like, where are these people even coming from? I know. It's crazy, but it was so fun, but it was also very crazy. And like, yeah, you just like walk out and you're just like dead.

It's like Squid Game By the way, this is why I would not do well at Squid Game because Squid Game is not be terrible I would be terrible at that game. Oh yeah, I would be terrible I would look back. I would be the first one to look back. I'd be dead the first round Okay, so we go to Laser tag laser lights all this stuff and then And then Drew and Courtney see each other start screaming and jumping up and down and yelling cousin at each other, which is just fucking ridiculous, I can't.

So then Drew's like, I can't miss you, I haven't seen you in front, you know, they have like a fake little talk. But isn't it that Courtney has Ralph's cousin? So Drew's just like claiming cousin and lawn-ist. Cousin by marriage or whatever, yeah. They've done each other five minutes. Drew and Courtney, which is so lovely. Oh my god, that's my cousin doing. So then Marlow shows up in Courtney's

squeals. And then Marlow, I was like, I got that voice. Now that was it. And then Marlow sees Drew and she's like, Hey, Drew, and Drew just ignores her and she's like, Oh, Drew. And Drew just kind of like nods at her. And she tells us, um, the last time I saw this lady, she was literally attacking me. We can say that in Chicago, it is fine to promote attacking. We do have an attacking department of tourism. And then America's favorite man, Yeta shows up. She's like positive vibes. I'm one, that's fine. And then America's favorite Mannyetta shows up.

She's like, positive vibes. I'm like, you're fired. And then every episode I'm firing you. Okay, so you do something. You're fired. No positive vibes. And Courtney is like, get to what I'm seeing. Yeah.

So then, she raged, everyone's showing up. And Courtney is like asking how Martel is, which I would like to know about too, because the season began with Shere and Martel. And I thought this was gonna be our through line, and it was interesting, and I felt like this was gonna be something that was substantial to discuss,

but like he's now fully evaporated. And then Sherej talked about it. Well of course, can you shot her wide in the first five minutes? Can you? You should know better. This is a season long storyline that you talk behind to Ray's back about Martell. And she doesn't know that you're talking about Martell. And then it all blows up to the season finale.

You don't do it at the first season party where can you, you know, can you just screams? You're a cheater and a liar. And yeah, noway is hiding him. Exactly. And Martel apparently is up to bad things on his show. I think he was, I seem to remember seeing him trending over the weekend because he's like suing to try to get custody

and besmirching his ex's name and all this stuff. He's a real winner. So then Shreys talking about like her baby and saying how like wonderful the baby is, of course. And then Candy shows up and she's just in no mood. And I'm with her, by the way, because it's, it's, it's this escape room with a paint splash hosted by Wicked Witch of the West and also featuring Marlow who's talking so much should about her. So Candy is in no mood. Yeah. And so Candy just right away is like Marlow who's talking so much should better so candy is in nemud Yeah, and so

Candy just right away is like Marlow. I have to ask you a question because I'm not gonna be all right till I know She's like so bored that she has to fight with Marlow, you know, yeah, but she's ready to go So she's like so what is this about me and your cousin and Marla goes oh no Can you mean Drew speak please because the the three of us were the ones involved. Also that fire extinguisher, but I don't think that they're here right now. So let's just all go talk about it over here on the side. The moment you need the true gallery. The she doesn't need the peanut gallery.

I mean, Drew is like a can of planters. Okay. She drew is like the moment she brought Drew, I was like, this is going to go downhill. Also, the Drew is going to just make was like, this is gonna go downhill also. Could Drew is gonna just make a pretty bad situation even worse, I'm telling you right now. So Marlow is, she's like,

well whatever energy she gives me, I'm gonna give a tour back. She gives me tourist energy. I'm gonna give her a query of center g. I'll say, well, technically that's not giving me the same energy back, but that's fine. So Marlow is, she's like asking, she's like, well, Candy, I want to know first, like, what did you hear?

So Candy, her voice is already doing the shaggy thing. She's like, well, you know, something about what you were upset with me and like, something about, I didn't send you flowers for your cousin or something like that. So then Marlow goes, and they're, well, remember at the event, I asked you about the shooting at Lady Gang, and Drew said, or old Lady Gang, sorry, Lady Gang is a podcast, and her whole, well, remember the event, I asked you about the shooting at Lady Gang, and Drew said, or old Lady Gang, sorry, Lady Gang is a podcast, high Lady Gang. And Drew said incident instead,

and then the other time I was talking, it's Marlow's slash the girl. Marlow's a felon, Marlow's a whore. Well, everyone saw a direct one, it's something about me. So I came up to Drew, and I said, when it comes up to me, no one should have coaxed anything. It's just said slash face. So then Drew got

upset with something I said. And I said, you know, I got upset and I stood up and I yelled, just shut up because my nephew got shot. And then he used to work at candy's place. Okay. But still none of this makes sense because everyone is bringing up something that you did in your past. You're not bringing up that something that Candy did in her past. You're bringing up some random thing that happened at her restaurant that has nothing to do with her.

That is not Candy's past. People are using your past against you and you're using something that somebody else did to somebody else against Candy. It makes no sense. Yeah, well, she just feels like things are unfair. That's like Marlow's thing. She really, well, she just feels like things are unfair. That's like Marlow's thing. She really has big reactions when she feels like things are unfair.

She feels like it's unfair that they give candy respect of that drug is candy their respect of not speaking out loud on camera, like the ugly truth of something that happened at her business, whereas when it comes to Marlow, it's like, whatever, they're happy to just like, shit on her. But again, that's one of Marlow's crimes, it's like, whatever, they're happy to just like, should honor you. But again, that's one of Marlow's crimes,

and this is not one of Candy's crimes. So it's different. I'm just saying what? Yeah, like this is probably why I think she's reacting, whether it's logical, that's all, I mean, nothing's ever logical. I think she has nothing to do, she has no storyline, and she just wants to fight with Candy,

and she's gonna do it, even if Candy gives her nothing to fight with, she's gonna go as low as she can and use her enough use death to do it. And that's gross. I think that too, because I think she knows there's scuttle butt, there's bitten scuttle butt for two years that Candy is never really herself and then like bring Fadre back, Yada Yada Yada, so Marlow has read that

and she's like, this is gonna be my way in. But she's, this is not the best way to do it. So Marlow's like, remember two years ago when I was sitting in your house, like while Rory was packing for college, and he came just like, well, yeah, you sent me a text, and Marlowe was like, yeah,

but also at your house, when you were packing, I came to you and I was like, so emotional, but then when I brought up to you, you didn't want to deal with it, I'm like, what are you talking about? She hugged you, she was empathetic,

she probably was like, oh, I did not realize is what we're talking about today. Okay, sure, okay, fine. And then Candy gets pissed, she probably was like, oh, I did not realize is what we're talking about today. Okay, sure, okay, fine. And then Candice gets pissed, and she's like, wait a minute, why would I not wanna deal with it? What does that mean?

And Marla was like, hold on, you're fast talking. Can I finish? Can I not finish? And Candice is like, no, because you're trying to attach your cousin's shooting to me, and I had nothing to do with me, and I told you he no longer worked for us, so I don't understand why you're running back and trying to make it sound like his shooting had something to do with me, and I told you he no longer worked for us, so I don't understand why you're running back and trying to make it sound like his shooting had something

to do with me or my restaurant, don't do that. Yeah, and Candy's like, you can't he basically rightly sense that that Marlow's going to use anything to tear her down. So Marlow's like, I'm not mad at you for my nephew's death. Like, when was working for you because of COVID, I'm mad because you ignore things and people allow you to get away with it. And so I'm marvelous saying, can I talk now?

Can I talk now? And then Drew is trying to say something, so Drew is starting to go. And once Drew goes, she does not shut up. And then Marl is like, okay, you know what Drew? You know what, you don't need to talk right now. You can go away now. Thanks Drew, thanks Drew.

Candy, my nephew did work for you and I have pictures of you with him and you and him and Todd. I'm like, what is, but to what end? Like what do you, like, so now you want the flowers? I mean, yes, like who fucking cares? And Candy's like, yeah, I never said he didn't work there. What the hell? So, and they're going at it so loudly that, you know, Monia is like, oh my god, I need to immediately go over there and help. So she comes and they sent her away. I'm like, she sent her away pretty much immediately. I'm like, yeah, so it went more and more.

I'm listening to Compendant from my emerald sub-hows and the meme, when he's... I know. So Marla's like, my sister called me Crying and Candy's like, well, he stopped working with us month before he got killed. And Marla's like, but what does that say about your character?

And can you like, they didn't work for me. What does it say about your character that you're using this on a national TV show to guy to try and get some fucking spot? That's fucking. That's what it says about your character. And she's like, can you bring up things for things for me from 23 years ago? And my nephew who used to work at your restaurant,

got shot by a guy, he met at your restaurant. So she is trying to tie it to Candy's fault because it was somebody from her restaurant. And she has a lens about what this argument's about. But go, yeah. So Candy's like, that's not true. And she's like, yeah, he met him at your restaurant. Okay, so if you met him at the bus stop, would you be yelling at the gray

hand right now? To fucking you talking? Yes. Yes. By running. Yes. Yes, she would. So, um, uh, by the way, this is a conversation that you'd like to take candy out to launch and say, you know what, I realize I'm still harboring some resentment or some feelings about a situation. I want to share it with you. That's how you do it. You don't go to like the escape room. So, or wait for it to come back to you at the escape room even more so.

Or bring it to everybody else to start this whole thing and to turn everybody in the cast against her and on your side. I mean, she's just so transparent. I mean, it's almost. So, then Marlowe's heart's backtracking because Kenzie is like, well, like, whatever this was didn't work for me.

And Marlow's like, well, I never said he worked there. I never said he worked there. And then she's like, you know, I have pictures. She's again doing the thing about the pictures. And Ken is like, no one ever said he didn't work there. What I'm trying to tell you is this, and then Courtney's watching. And so Courtney's now trying to save her night.

So she turns to Sonny and she's like, so Sonny, how was everything going with you and the kids? How's everything going? And it's like, excuse me, a sort of heart for me to focus. I'm trying to listen in on a conversation. I have very boring conversations at my home. Yeah, saw me was like, here's the update, beef patties.

Okay, I'm listening. So shut up. So then we go to candy and candy's popping off now. And Marla's like, well, don't you yell at me? And candy's like, I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I can't you. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. She's doing that crime. Yeah. And then like, you know, yeah, so candy's getting worse. So Kenya like springs into action. She starts going over there. And Marla's like, what you're gonna do is listen. And Candy's like, if you have a problem with it,

you should have said something. Which is correct. And Marlow's like, I did. That's why I said fuck you. So then Kenya pulls Candy away. And Marlow's like, you didn't send her flowers. You didn't send flowers. And she's like, well, you didn't care about flowers.

A couple, I mean, it's like years later. You didn't, yeah, you texted me a couple of days later. Oh, this is good. Okay. So now Drew, now Drew's doing this thing where she's like, Marlow's being aggressive and she needs to go, which is like, oh, God, you know, I can't get that. It's like, you can say what you want about Marlow, but that's not cool.

They're both like yelling at each other. I agree. And she's like, you know, look at Marlow being aggressive again. And so then they show like a close up of Marlow's hands like on her hips, like showing that she's like not being aggressive. Drew's a little asshole. Yeah.

And yeah, and Candie's like, I'm telling you right now, if she pops off, do not grab, do not grab me, do not grab me. And she's like, I'm a fucking adult. Like she's a fake ass bitch. She, Candy is, I mean, she is seeing red. She is furious right now. And Marlow's like, your character is old.

Go cry now, go cry now. Just go ahead and cry. And Candy's like, only for some time crying. It's because I can't choke you or bitch. And Marlow's like, go cry God, I'm crying. It's because I can't choke you or bitch. And Marlowe's like, go cry baby. Can't confront candy. She runs away. Her character is awful.

She's a cold dish. She's got a cold dish character. And so candy leaves and Marlowe's screaming that when Drew said incident, I said, my nephew was shot, bitch. And I didn't even know what's bothering me. Oh my God. So then so then outside in the parking lot, candy is with Kenya and Drew and Maniata and candy is

like she's like, before we talk about some situations, I have been in my restaurant. Let's talk about you in your shit. Do we use slice that woman's face? Let's talk about that. And then two years ago, it cuts a footage of two years ago, Candy is saying, like, you know, people wanted to find Marilyn out by her mug shots, but she's really a kind-hearted person. She's really sweet. Yeah, I think that one's from like 12 years ago that one.

And then Candy's like, yeah, you know, I'm sick of her trying to come to y'all and rally you against me. And Drew's like, I mean, listen, when was this 2020? Because we've been around each other for a long time and she's never said anything about it. And can you say, because it's not real, it's Marlow.

And so Candy reads the whole text back that we've all heard a million times this text exchange with Marlow saying, hey, Candy Yams, did you know Quentin and this and that? But now it ends with Candy's like, okay, so her nephew just got killed and now she's candy yams in me, and then, but she's so upset.

And then a few days, five days later, she's texting me about signing up on Cameo through her, saying easy lunch money if you're not already signed up. Okay, so you were so upset that you were trying to get like 10% of Candy's cameo money. Fucking Marlow. This is so Marlow. Another fucking handout for Marlow.

Here we go. Yeah, exactly. So the meanwhile inside, Sonia's like upset because she's like, why does the conversation have to always go there? And Marlow's like, you know why? Because it's Candy Burst. You always have to put her in the best light. She never wants to be revealed about anything that's

an negative. And then meanwhile outside, Kenyans like, she doesn't have any character. Her character went out the window and she slashed all those people's faces. And then you start saying more about it. See Marlowe's point in this. It's like all they do.

It's like every single time. Like, yeah, but she slashed faces. You guys, I mean, you have more recent stuff. Like as of last week that you could be coming for Marlo. So Drew starts saying Marlo is aggressive and she has to go. And then the producer asked Candy,

like, did you feel threatened by Marlo? And I can just like, did I feel what? And the producer's like, Thread, she was like, no, I did not feel threatened by Marlo at all. So then Marlow, I mean, while is very upset because she's like, you know what Drew kept on being like,

she's violent, she's violent, but like, do you ever notice them? And when anyone ever says something, I do this and she puts her hands on her hips or whatever, because she's basically saying like, you know, like they keep bringing up 23 years ago and like, oh, you stabbed a girl, you slash a girl, you were convicted felon, but when it comes to candy,

like, and with this incident, like, it was like a shooting on Fox News, and then we can't like talk about that. Yeah, but you did the slashing, and candy didn't do the shooting again. So, Shere is saying, yeah, you know, Marlow can't do anything without these girls bringing up her whole past,

and then it's like five minutes ago Candy doing it three minutes ago. Candy doing it and she's like that's disrespectful I mean it is I mean I can see what they're saying with all of this but again Marlow just keeps going to the bottom of the barrel with this stuff Yeah, so back outside Courtney is saying candy will I'm sorry that that happened to you and Courtney is saying, Candy, well, I'm sorry that that happened to you and Monietta is like kissing Candy's butt and being like, you held your own. And Candy's like, I mean, for me to want a threat in a person, like, I'm not thinking clearly, I can't with this girl anymore.

So then Sonia comes out and she's like, why did this have to get so heated? And she's like, because she's aggressive. And last time I saw her, she was attacking me. And it had nothing to do with me. And so I said, but why is that language? Why do you have to use that language attacking you? And she's like, because that's how this started. You know? And I'm from Chicago, we don't say shooting.

And I don't appreciate it, okay? I'm from Chicago. If you shoot, if someone gets shot, you say they got ice-creamed. We are known for our ice-cream. How interesting that Drew is very careful about the using the word shooting and yet has no problem referring to Marlow as aggressive.

So then Sonia, Sonia is, everyone's basically like, what is she talking about? What about the shooting? And then now Drew's like, that trick's gotta go and like, wait, now she's a trick. That was all of a sudden, it's that. So then back inside, Sonny goes back inside and she's basically telling Shiree what Marlow

and Marlow, that like, Maniata and Drew are like, not coming back in and that can't. And Marlow's like, oh, well, Queen Gann is upset now. So no one's gonna come in now. And she says, I wish Drew had touched me because I would have fallen on the ground and busted my head. But also, Marlo is sitting here as screaming that candy won't share anything.

We still don't know where Marlo gets her money. Still, after all these years, Marlo still will not talk about the old banning. He gave her all that money. She, I mean, come on now. So then Drew's screaming, or not screaming, but she's like, well, she's a trick, she's a trick. And so then basically Marlow's still pissed,

but there's no fight, right? They pulled them apart. So inside Marlow's yelling about Queen Candy and don't mess with Queen Candy. And Siree's like, oh my God, well, Monyada and Ken, Ken, you're out there. Like they just crossed the burning sands of the candy coated click you know so I wonder how much initiation fees are because

you know Kenya likes to charge so I hope those bitches at least got a jacket and then we go back to parking lot and now Drew and Kenya are just like joking about how aggressive Marlow is they're like ready to fight they would have been ready you know and Kenya is like I can take her down with one hand it's an easy one just right to the throat They would have been ready, you know, and can he's like, I can take her down with one hand. It's an easy one, she goes right to the throat, which I was like, I don't know, I'm just wondering why she whispered that was, I don't know if that was a, if that was more loaded than it appeared.

And then, Sonia inside is talking about like how, you know, like as black women, like they have to be careful not to perpetuate certain things. And like, you know, like don't call Marlow aggressive when she literally has her hands behind her back. It's really not cool. And then Marlow's getting upset. She's like, don't leave my past alone. She's saying, this is why I'm not vulnerable because this why I don't open up to these

girls. When did I become aggressive in this fight? I wasn't being the aggressive one. I mean, I don't think it was cool for them to, I don't think it's cool for them to keep using the slashing thing now that they've done it a hundred times. And I don't think it's cool. The aggressive thing and this and that. But this is Mar-Low once again being so innocent like, this is why I don't share. Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean I'm not vulnerable. I was like, oh, okay, guys, yeah. So then ultimately the whole episode always

a fucking victim every single time you started this whole thing, you don't get this to ear and cry about being the victim because you're tall. Give me a break. So I would do a agree with Sonya though about that. So ultimately, the episode does end with the remaining four girls going in and doing this gap room and doing really badly and getting paint splattered on their faces while the credit's rolling with surface strange, this caproom finale montage, but hey, maybe it was like probably a thing like, okay, you can shoot at the beat the bomb, but you have to be able to show what we do.

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