Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Turning the Page (Six)

Episode Date: March 9, 2021

Real Housewives of Atlanta finds Kenya and Drew failing to get on the same page, and the ladies try to guess who leaked to Page Six at a pumpkin patch. Find our premium bonus episodes at https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens**We designed lots of face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare!Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Let's get on with a little real housewives of Atlanta. I mean, this is really an episode that I think we can all grasp on too, because we all know what it's like when somebody goes to page Six with our news. I mean, girl. Oh my God. Well, count the times.

Someone was like, Page Six, did you know what Ronnie did with a stripper? I know. I mean, this podcast just can't keep itself out of the news. Am I right, everyone? And just like every single day, every outlet just wants to write about us. People just care so much.

Yeah, totally identifiable. I was a storyline that really resonated with me. Now, I've been wondering a little bit watching this season, like, you know, these Bolo episodes were amazing. Well, specifically that one Bolo episode was amazing. But there were a couple really good episodes in a somewhat boss season, okay? Sorry, there. one, Bolo, that was amazing. But there were a couple really good episodes in a somewhat blossy season, okay? Sorry, this.

Seven, okay. And so the worry is, okay, Bolo's done, are we gonna get a great season moving forward or are we going back? And I'm not sure, because the commercials are like the best season ever. And then every commercial is Bolo, just rubbing his dick. I'm like, okay, this worries me, you know, I don't trust the commercials.

I stopped trusting the commercials after this past season of Orange County, where they had pull quotes from some random person saying, Orange County is back. It's better than it's ever been in the history of Bravo. I'm like, listen, I liked Orange County more than most people, but I think generally speaking, it was not considered a success of a season. So I don't fall for the false advertising anymore. Well, that advertised, I mean,

that was some ridiculous advertising member because I was like, best season back and better than ever. Some person from Twitter, like, really? Yeah. Jean Shallots neighbor. So, this, yeah, this one, I thought this episode was all right. It was all right. I mean, I think that it's, the show has kind of found its groove.

They're filming together as a group. I think that maybe just before their Bolo trip, there was dealing with the pandemic and what that entails on production. They had all these new friends of, you had Drew seem like she was, you know, she reminded me of like George Clooney and Gravity, just kind of floating. And, you know, now, but like now,

now she reminds me of Sandra Bullock in Gravity. Almost singing dog songs, but in a space that feels more attached. So, well, you know, I mean, this is the housewives show. It could almost end for her with garbage flying at her face, you know. But, but either way, I, it is feeling a little bit more cohesive. So, I, I enjoyed this episode. I thought the first, or the second episode of the season was really actually pretty good. And I was like, this is going in the right direction.

And then I hit it low, ballo saved it. And now here we are. Yeah, here we are. Okay, so I was in the game for three episodes, and now I'm calling all the shots for three episodes and Drew's opening line. So Drew, you know, blessed Drew coming in and really putting forth a good first season effort.

I mean, at first she wasn't showing up to anything because she had so, you know, COVID and then she had her husband's father's death and all that stuff. But now that she's with the group, she's really, she's like, okay, I will fight with Kenya on camera. But set that up. I mean, she even does vocal warmups before the scene starts. Like, she's a professional, okay, guys. Yeah, I even, she actually inspired me to do some vocal warmups before this podcast, because I noticed sometimes when I listened to myself when we're doing editing, I hear myself talk and I just sound like like a blur of vowels. I'm like, why do I not articulate anything? I just feel like this. I just speak really quickly and I'm like, what?

So I'm now like doing Drew Siddore vocal exercises. So hopefully my addiction will be clearer. There's no help for me. I just need a ton job. I need like my tongue cut down like Smaller. I need like the housewives get their boob implants taken out. I need a tongue-word job. Yeah Either way, I think Drew is actually fitting in really well. I agree. I think that I think that she seems like a match She I don't sit there and be like she's not doing anything. She's just like why is she here? I'm not getting she's not giving anything. She's just like, why is she here? I'm not getting, she's not giving me like, Shamari, for instance. Bless Shamari's heart.

Bless Shamari's heart. Yeah, she's making an effort. Nothing's really landing yet, but it's kind of like a musical audition. You give 16 bars and I'm like, no, do you have anything else? So it's just kind of that. She's just shifting through sheet music at this point,

but she's making an effort. Yeah. She's about to dive into America, the beautiful, you know? So... La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. You know, this musical interlude is sponsored by La La, okay? Yeah. It's a La La song. Sunday's interstitial music on Bravo was not great.

We also had some, we had some doosies on merit to medicine, which we may talk about in the next episode. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. It was just, it was not good.

Not a good, not a good catalog that they pulled from. So we see Candy with Ace and she's home schooling him and she wants his D to look a little bit less like an O. And then we go to Porsche with a sister. That's really gay. I know and I said I'm just going to move on because we're talking about a little boy. I said, but it didn't sound gay on the show at all, but you sang it sounded super gay.

Well, she didn't say it like me. She didn't say, I need that deed to look like it. Oh, she was like, that's okay. Maybe a little bit less, I know, which sounds a lot less gay and sassy. So then we go over to Portia's house and Lauren is there. And you know that Portia and Lauren are getting along really well because Porsche has bought more and some new eyelashes that are enormous. Okay.

She's graduated to the strong lid category. It's now wearing eyelashes as big as a baby's hand. She looks like she just got, you know, cornered at the makeup counter at Macy's. You know when that happened, you know, like, you know, like when you're walking through Macy's, it doesn't happen to me because they don't really do it to guys. It doesn't seem like, but I feel like I see it with girls

where we'll be walking down that, like, the path and then the lady for, like, basically, Mj's mom, we'll pull a girl's eye, be like, you need to make up, you make up, you let me do something and then they all of a sudden come out with just like, so much makeup on their face. That's what Lauren was giving me. Trapped by a, by a Macy's makeup lady. Yeah. Well, that's thin privilege. I can't fit into things at Macy's

and they don't do that shit at old Navy. Okay. Here's what I mean. You could anything thrown on your face at old Navy. It's like a pair of jeans that someone's just taken off the rack and just thrown for no reason. Well, I mean, I don't't I don't do a lot of fashion shopping at Macy's, but you know every now and then you have to walk through it to get to the exit, you know Yeah, or look at the page needs. I love to look at some kitchen aids. Okay, the guy at Dillard's is like Do you need to look at kitchen aids again? That's the only thing I do when I'm there. I hate walking through mall anchors. That's like called mall anchors or whatever. I hate walking through a department store

to get into a mall. I like walking through the proper doors because it feels more gratifying because it's usually a door and a big atrium, but when you have to like walk in through like some cheesy ass, you know, polo, like Ralph Lauren, what's that, what's like the polo nautica, whatever?, like Ralph Lauren, what's that, what's like the polo nautica, whatever, or like,

like the shitty, and you have to remember like, oh, I was by the spotted bra, or like I was by, you know, the striped bikini, because that's the only way, because you think, well, I'm by the bikinis, but then the bikinis are also by the other door. You're like, how many people fit into bikinis?

God damn it! The worst is when you have to walk in through a seers, you're like, other door. You're like, how many people fit into bikinis? God damn it! The worst is when you have to walk in through a seers. You're like, oh, and you're like, okay, I parked by the TVs and then you realize that like every direction is the TV's and you're like, how do I get to my car again? God, we've really have been inside too long. We're really romanticizing moms. I'm sorry whoever is listening to this. I hate walking through the department store to get into the mall.

I hate it. I never really articulated that until now. We are never going to recap this fucking show, but we miss malls, OK? That's right. We are the equivalent of the equivalent of the department store that people are like, what are we getting to the recap?

We are the dealers that you have to walk through to get to the real house size of it. They have to recap. OK, so Lauren is asking, Lauren and the mom are both there. are the dealers that you have to walk through to get to the real house. I said, they have to recap. Okay. So Lauren is asking, Lauren and the mom are both there. And so they're Miss Diane, the mom so rude. Lauren and the mom, they're asking about the bachelor at party. And the mom is telling a story.

How back in the day, she was having a bachelor at party for who? Was it her? Oh, it was her father's new wife, right? Something like I don't know I wasn't totally listening I'm working on my life. Oh, there's father his new wife and she found four really hot stripper Four hot strippers and the dad was like so I Don't know he wanted to grab her or something. I don't know. I don't know why wrote in me this down

Just let's pretend that this ever happened It was like a long story and the camera spent a lot of time on Lauren's face, which is why I had enough time to be like, she has a lot of makeup on, but they all laugh at the end. And then we go over to Lake Bailey and Cynthia is having her assistant texts her mom because they're gonna be looking at dresses.

I was nervous. I was like, oh God, please don't let it. I don't know if I can deal with another real housewives, bridal boutique moment, right? Unless it's at Goliath of Hav, but actually it turns out it was just that her mom's dress is delayed and will be arriving after the wedding. So they have to get her a new dress.

Yeah, something that does that thing where she has her assistance contact you, which I really hate when people do that. I have a couple of friends who do that. They think they're so fancy. I mean, they are fancy, but you can call me. You know what I mean? Like, who are your friends?

Like Maria Schreiber? I don't like you. I mean, it's seriously. Diane Weist, guys. I mean, it's seriously. Yeah. But, you know, yeah like people you know like TV people or whatever they're like my assistant wants to know if you want to go to dinner

I'm like shut up bitch. You're texting me on another thread Just say you want to go to dinner like what is your assistant have to do with it? I don't write back to that shit. I hate that so root and she's like let me that she's like a chancellor Text my mom and let him know I want to look at dresses. I'm like, you text your mother. Yeah, it was your mother. And you sent me an assistant. If you had an assistant text me, I would not be happy, okay?

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you call your mother after what you're putting her through this wedding. So anyway, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so Drew facetimes, cause Drew is like sitting there with Ralph, they're like doing some, they're rehearsing for something who knows what. Maybe the wedding itself, but like Ralph's on keys and Drew's like, don't read me, fa-sola-dito.

And so they call her and they're talking about the wedding and Cynthia's like, chatt, the countdown has begun. And they, I guess it sounds like it's Drew gonna be singing Angel of Mine by Monica. Is that what I was able to deduce? Yes, and Cynthia's like, So Mike, do you like the song from Monica, Angel of Mine?

And he's like, yeah, I love that song when she sings it. It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wow. You know that your, she can hear your voice. It's really rude to sing your free song for you, even if it is Drew and Ralph instead of Monica. Yeah. Well, you know, he's frustrated because Cynthia's insisted on this wedding. She's got her way and now it's all going to shit because they're putting it together in five minutes. So you know, he's got to be in order over there. So they've gotten texts inviting them to the pumpkin patch.

So there's a lot of texts that come up on the screen of everybody being like, I'm gonna come to the pumpkin patch. I'm gonna look amazing at the pumpkin patch. Yeah, pumpkin patch. I was, by the way, last night on Twitter, Marlow was trending and I was like, what did Marlow do that she was trending?

She was trending on my Twitter. She was trending above Megan and Harry. And I was like, what did Marlow do to trend more than Megan Markle? And I forgive you, Megan. I forgive you. I forgive you, Megan Markle. Just, she's just forgiving me.

Megan Markle, leaking things about Megan Markle to page six. I didn't understand. I was hoping that there would be a big payoff, but then when I saw that there's a pumpkin patch situation, I started to get a little concerned that there would be no payoff. So then we go to Kenya's house and we get another shot of Kenya sweeping. Now, I love a shot of Kenya sweeping because Kenya still does not know how to sweep, okay? I know you've held a broom because I've seen you hold a broom badly many times on this show and she just kind of boosts a broom and then drops it, you know, as long as she doesn't have to be inside because that's where a baby is probably crying. Yeah, I mean, I've heard of shows, you know, doing stunts for sweeps, but I didn't actually, no, to show that actually resorted to sweeping. As a stunt.

As a stunt. Because it looks very difficult. Someone messed up the memo. It's not even sweeps. Do they even have sweeps anymore? Do that, is that a thing that happens anymore? God, I love sweeps back in the day. It's the best.

So everybody watches it. It's like, oh, everybody's going to be watching the show. We're doing sweeps. Channel the bond of Spragment. One hour episode and there's a special guest. It's a crossover, Dyna Mann office appearing on the Golden Girls. Yeah, or that's when they had Brad Pitt on Friends. Oh, yeah. Or Gulliver's Travels on NBC with her dance in Akata. It was just such a great time. February, May and November. So Kenya is sweeping leaves. And so she calls her dad and he's basically asking for, you know,

see Brooklyn and you know, um, he is just, she's going to be having a big party birthday party for Brooklyn and the dad is like, uh, I'm not coming. I don't want to be a bunch of people. I don't know. I mean, who throws a big super spreader party these days, right? Cynthia? Yeah, her dad's still pretending that COVID's going on, which is crazy on these shows.

So it's so weird when Mary-Dometerson starts, and you're like, oh, here we go again, because all the shows are starting right when COVID started. So it, so it's like we have to relive it over and over. And then by the second week, everyone's pretending that it's kind of gone. It's kind of over. So I'm just very confused right now watching all these bravo shows. I'm like, am I terrified or not? And you're in Texas where Texas is really committing to the pandemic being over there.

Texas has decreed that it's over basically. I know. It's over. I told my family, congratulations. And just five days COVID's over. So anyway, so they're talking, he's the dad, he's been married to his wife for 39 years. So Kenya, Kenya is talking to him about Mark and how Mark filed for divorce in New York and asked for alimony. And what Mark told Kenya was that someone was at the house

trying to serve me and embarrass me, which is so Mark, to think that like, serving you because you've been elusive and non-responsive. It's actually just a way to embarrass you Admittedly that's what Kenya does try to embarrass people, but like He is so self-involved and narcissistic that he thinks that like This is a thing to embarrass him. It's like no, it's that way you guys can literally how it works You know, and it's like it's a delivery, you know

It's like pizza delivery now. They just drop it at your door and leave because it's contactless. And if somebody, somebody tried to stay at my door, like they rang the doorbell and then they just stood there, like they walked down the steps and waited. I guess they wanted to make sure I got the pizza, but it felt like fat shaming. I'm not gonna lie. I was like, get away from my door. You know, I wanted to get on like the little ring speakerphone thing and be like, get, move away from the door, stop judging me. I don't think someone serving papers at your door is a public embarrassment because it's at your door. Like to me, a public embarrassment is the time when Sierra was performing at a club in West Hollywood and she was served papers while she was on stage.

Like that's embarrassing. That's more of like a dick move. Here comes coming to your door, like where else are they supposed to go to? I don't know, I think it's something to grind. I'm gonna hook up with papers. I just blamed COVID because we're so used to not seeing each other

or talking anymore. Like now anybody coming up to me and saying anything feels like assault. You know? Like move away. Six weeks, please. Yeah. So I think that was this.

She actually warned him too. So it's not like they just showed up. He knew they were coming, which was her big mistake actually. And she's telling him, you know what, Deb? I can't believe he even asked for Alamoni. He's never asked for money from me. I mean, you gave him a brand new Tesla, so. Yeah, exactly. You got him, you gave him a brand new Tesla. So yeah, exactly.

You got him, you know, television exposure. And he used to use that way. He could like do some sort of charity event and make himself look good on TV. He was going to ask for money. And the dad has it just right, which is like, even if this is like a prank, you know, because he withdrew it.

He was through the, um, Mark with through the filing for divorce and asking for Alimony. The dad is like, uh, he wants that money because if he went so far to ask, like, to with through the filing for divorce and asking for Alimony, the dad is like, uh, uh, he wants that money because if he went so far to ask, like to put it in writing, he was serious about that, you know, that's totally right. Yeah. And he's like, well, I haven't been there to observe, but it seems there's animosity towards you. Yes. Yes, good call. Good call.

Yeah, he's like, I'll have seen it just what's been on TV, you know? And so Kenya reminds us. She's like, well, I made the very bad decision not to invite my dad to my wedding because I didn't think my dad would get along with Mark and I regret it. Like, well, if you knew that your dad wasn't going to get along with Mark, that means on some level,

you knew this was not a good relationship, dummy. Yeah. Well, she also, that was a flight to, where did they get married? They got married and like, bowler. They got, they, it was like a destination wedding for two. I don't think anybody was in.

Yeah, I think that's like when you choose a destination, you don't want to have to buy your parents a plane ticket, you know, which I totally get. But it was also that she knew her dad wasn't going to like Mark because she also probably knew that Mark was going to be gruff and she just didn't want, she just didn't want to ruin anything, right? And just she just gave Mark all the power. It's just, it's infuriating. And I can't say that word anymore ever since whatever episode of whatever show we watch with someone who couldn't say infuriating. A Dallas. But for you, the Dallas, probably. It's just, I want her just to be done with him. That's what I want. Yeah, me too. I want her just to be done with him. That's what I want

Yeah, me too. Oh, so then we go to the stock yard where can you and Drew are gonna meet up to have dinner? So Drew is sitting at the table alone and she's like Red Lori and a no we read the real a noory By the way, is this like the 10th time they've eaten at this restaurant? I feel like the only place that eat is like this little patio with rot iron tables. I could be wrong. Maybe that's just the way all the restaurants look, but I feel like we've been to this restaurant so many times this season. So Kenya comes up and she's like,

and they're really like fakie, Mickey fakie, kissy kissy, and tell each other they're gorgeous, of course. So Drew's like, well, I know there was a lot going on since the vacation. She's like, how did you feel about the vacation? And Drew's like, well, you know, I was just trying to say it's really weird that nobody talks in this group

because when we're fighting in the next day, we wake up and everything's fine. Everybody's just laughing and pretending it's fine. Shut up, you're still married to Ralph, okay? There's no bigger offender than you of what you just accused everyone else of. Shut up, you're still married to Ralph. Just like the, just like the go to like utility knife, like all, all, all size, what does it fit all sizes? One size fits all in so far. I'm gonna shut up. You're so married around

She's like oh my god. I'm I'm feeling under the weather. Shut up. You're still married to Ralph Yes, um, so Drew's like yeah, you know, I mean the tension in this group is thick as Bolo's dies So Drew's telling her you know, I just want to give everybody the chance to connect one-on-one Like she's interviewing them to be on her show So can you say? Well, yeah, yeah pretty much so can you say well? I have to say I was a little disappointed because you were talking about who's the realist and who is the fake and you brought me up as an example.

Yeah, and she goes, you made it seem as though I was being fake when you did that and now I don't really trust you at all. And Drew's like, well, I mean, you know, you'd call me and we'd have like a really good conversation. But then I think it was the thing with the private jet, you know, and like how you told me like, by the private jet, but then you told me not to tell all the girls. And Kenny was like, yeah, because I was the one who wanted to tell the girls never. You know, you were not planning to tell the girls if you didn't have to. Yeah, and then it gets awkward. And so can you say, well, why don't we order a drink and she's like, drink!

Can I drink you? I don't know. I don't know who Drew is becoming in this episode, but it's a manic and hilarious, you know? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, so she's saying, well, we can go back and forth on that. But the final straw for me, getting is like, final straw, what how did we how did we get to final straw? I mean, how did we go from that to now we're on final straw?

She's like, well, I'm just saying, you know, if I knew that I could have brought my daughter, she's like, Oh, really? Final daughter straw, really? How did you say that? She's like, I just felt like you had your guard up and Ken is like, that's not true. I didn't open up to you to talk about it.

Oh, you're not letting me talk. Ken is like, well, it's not something we can even speak about. And she's like, oh, oh. something we can even speak about. And you're like, oh, the scene turned out to be so hilarious with these two. Neither one of them would let the other one talk. And then Drew just starts singing like Mrs. Roper, you know? For a moment, when you said Mrs. Roper I was thinking Mrs. B I just realized I don't remember a single lyric of it. Yeah, who cares? So... Okay.

Oh, no, now you really put it in my head by doing that thing. Oh, damn you. That wasn't earworm all in the family. Damn you. Me, because I was worth it. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Okay, so they just they have this thing where they just talk over and sing over each other. And there's a little time around the bottom of the screen that's going from like two minutes, two more minutes, five minutes, seven minutes, and they're just talking and singing over each other.

Yes, exactly. Just talking and talking and talking. And you know, because Kenya's, because what happens is that Kenya tries to change the subject and she's like, well, tell me about your husband. Like, how's he going? How's the house and Drew's like, we're good. But you know, now I hope you understand that

as a mom was hard for me to lead my daughter. It's like, oh, Kenya's getting so mad. Just talking and talking and talking. On the day of stop pretending that you gave a shit, that you couldn't bring your tiny children on a girl's trip. You were so excited to go on a girl's trip without the kids, and you got to skip moving too.

I think if anybody wanted this situation, it's you, you know? So Kenya's like, oh God, we're back to this. And she says, well, I just don't want to be false. You know, why is there, why does there have to be push back? Why, why push back? And she's like, I don't want to go in circles. Well, but you say that you want to understand where I'm coming from. And she's like, oh my God.

Well, she's like, it doesn't matter if I understand that your feelings are valid. It's about a choice. You felt guilty about being somewhere without your family, then you can go home, which is a bit of an oversimplification because if she could have brought her, can her whole thing is saying that, like, if I could have brought my kid,

the way you brought your kid, like I could have actually fully enjoyed myself instead of like 75% enjoyed myself. Yeah, this is one where I don't believe that Drew really cares about any of this, but also the point is Kenya You know, Kenya brought her kid and secret and didn't tell anybody else which is shitty and she's never gonna admit to that either So yeah, they're both they're both kind of wrong in a boring way, but they're doing it

They're presenting anyway in a great way. Yeah, so basically They basically decide they're gonna go home So they call the waitress over to wrap up everything and Kenya offers to pay and Drew's like no, no, no We're gonna split it because she clearly does not want to have Kenya buy her her food or whatever and Kenya is like I don't split checks broke bitches split checks Which it just was like no one's judging you on splitting this check But what that was funny because then they did I thought they're just going havesies But they did actually split it up by who ate how much and with a with a little total on the screen like

Kenya own or thirty one dollars and drew a twenty three dollars I don't know why they included that but I was I was down I don't split broke people split checks. Well me and, I was down there. I don't split, broke people's split checks. Well, me and my friends do split checks, and we'll also take two boxes. Like, that's crazy to ask for. We're also not gonna share our food at home. Like, okay, glad you specified.

So, Kenya drives away and she's like, oh my God, I can't stand this girl. She talks so much and Jews back at the table going, Rapping up her very sad sound with pronounced cherry tomatoes. So then we go speaking of sad sounds with cherry tomatoes, we then go to a highway with Cynthia and Mal driving and we hear Mal go, how far away? Just like exactly what you expect Mal to say when she's sitting in your passenger seat. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Where are we going? Are we there yet? Oh, look out to Bri. Well, praise God, my friend Kathy has a storm. So Cynthia tells us that anything that could go wrong has gone wrong. I was like, have you read your husband's book yet? Yeah. Yeah. She's like, have you read your husband's book yet?

Yeah. She's like, well, I lost two prize mates, lost a groom's man. Mike's wedding band came in from London, but it's too small. New Australia doesn't fit. And there's a possible hurricane. And I'm like, and there's also a global pandemic. Yeah. There's that too. Well, this probably has nothing to do with anything, but I'm reading here on my telephone That too real house was if Atlanta stars had sex with strippers at your bachelor at party It's like I said it was crazy child. I said it was crazy She's like so who was it and she's like well, uh, it wasn't me

Yeah, so first of all, let me just say it wasn't me and the producer asked her who leaked and she's like Both of who else he's like no, no who leaves the information. Oh, I don't know. I Don't know I know who was the most pressed But I'm just gonna leave it right there. I don't know who like lead to the press by there who is most pressed It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and scum It's time for commercial. It's time for a crapence commercial." Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court.

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I have no, I totally don't have a Google alert set for real housewives of Atlanta. So I have no idea about page six. Yeah. About page six. Okay. Yeah, exactly. So they're reading the headlines and Marla's like, well, what do Beyonce say? You got to sign an NDA to party with me, right?

Huh. So, um, so then Kenya joins up and, uh, what do Beyonce say? You got to sign an NDA to party with me, right? Huh. So then Kenya joins up and, you know, Candie's happy to see that Kenya and Marlow are like still patching things up these days, but she's really angry still about this page six thing and she's also mad because the articles are like, what's the T-Candy, like what's going on? Tell us all the deeds.

I guess like everyone sort of thought that Candy was involved in this. So she hates that. Yeah, well, I mean, she did throw a sex party and give away dildos from her dildo business. So it's like, that's true to you. I love when candy acts. So like, what, how could they ever think that?

Oh, yeah. Okay. Anybody want to buy a dildo right now? Yeah. My SNM party. So Kenya shows up and you know, typical like. And then they start talking about the article again. And she's like, well, that's page six.

That's Marlowe's friends. Oh, I don't trust a blogger. So Kenya's like, well, we make headlines all the time. So, I'm not surprised by this. And so the producer asks Kenya who leaked it. And she goes, I think it was an inside job. I'm like, yeah, like you think? That's the whole point.

Like who on the inside leaked this? She's like, definitely someone who was there who told someone else and they leaked the information and I'm not sure who it is But maybe you should talk to Brandon my gay. I don't know. I don't know. Just put it on. No, that sounded like a confession to me so then She says well, maybe if it was B. Scott or TMZ, but not page six So then Littorius like okay. well, look, she's nice to me, but if you get on her bad side,

she's the devil Lucifer Satan, Kenya, okay? And I truly believe it was her. So Latoya is really making a fun reunion for herself. She's gonna get her asked kicked by Kenya up and down that reunion. Yeah, she really would. She really will. So they are also saying that

Tanya has fled to Canada, and and is like nowhere to be seen. And so they put up a like a wanted poster, an old west wanted poster of Tanya. It's like wanted for both of the crimes. I don't know. So I guess that's the way of saying we probably won't be seeing Tanya for the rest of the season because she apparently stopped filming. Well, if you want to see Tanya, you're going to have to do, you're going to have to make that wanted poster like one of those toys and stores where there's a little button that you press to really experience it right, you know, like wanted boom. Oh, yeah, I've heard her.

I saw some video that Tanya put up where she was with her with her man and he was in some crazy. It was either a gaming station or a work station. It was like three screens and it looked like it looked like a Dave and Buster's contraption. And she was like, look at this. I was like, what is happening in Tanya's world right now? I don't understand this. So then Shamiya comes and Marla's grilling Shamiya. Shamiya is just so tired of this, you know.

It's like, here we go. then Shamiya comes and Marla's grilling Shamiya. Shamiya's just so tired of this, you know. It's like, here we go. Another thing about this stupid investigation. So Shamiya's like, well, whoever keeps bringing it up is probably the one that did it. And Marla's like, what that was mean? Yeah, it's like basically whoever smelt it, dealt it, right? So yeah, they're talking about,

they're talking about all this stuff. And Drew shows up, but she's in like a platinum wig. And Marlow is, Marlow is now basically doing what Kenya was doing, which is just grilling people. And she's like, Toya, okay, did you have any sexual,

look at me in the eyes, look at me in the eyes, did you have any sexual relations with Bolo? Let me know, okay, I wanna know who had sexual relations. Okay, all right. Oh yeah, and then that's when Chimia's like, okay, whoever's small to tell to it. And then Cynthia facetimes in from, from Lyos, which is the dress shop.

And I'm just so glad that Bravo did not bore us with a scene of her picking out a dress for her mother and then them crying and then her mom saying, how proud she is of her. I'm just really glad it was limited to this very brief FaceTime conversation. Yes, and they all ask her, hey, is the prenup at least done? And she's like,

ah, we're gonna do a post map. And Candy's like, uh oh, not dead. Yeah, not good. Kenya's like, I always tell people to have a prenup. I mean, I just don't listen to my own advice, but I mean, if that's what Cynthia wants to do after dealing with Peter, then that Cynthia's issue is not mine.

Like, yeah, she's kind of right there. And they're like, can't be. What do you think? And she's like, now. So then we go, now they're playing Cornhole or something, but it's like Cornhole is like slingshot Cornhole. I just wrote down activities. So then it was just you know, pumpkin patch things. So then Latoya is starting to dredge up some stuff with Drew. They're like kind of talking and she was like, oh, you were talking about like something

I don't care about marriage or whatever. And Drew was like, oh yeah, no, I was saying that because you were coming for Fallon. And you know, Fallon by the way, is a great example of someone who does not pop on TV. Like this is like Drew is working with the group, Fallon amazed that her name was even uttered in this scene. Yeah, I don't need that.

And Fallon's just like, I'm rich, married to an old dude. Anything else is up to you. Like making it. Truly the laziest attempt at being a friend of, we've ever seen on this show. Well, basically, this scene is supposed to be Porsche and Kenya fighting, but Porsche got lost. So, see, put the address in to GPS. But apparently, I'm driven an hour out of the way.

I didn't know where it was. But then I passed two out of that malls. Oz, cows, Narnia, Dremunda, Makin, Al Capucco. Damn, where's this pumpkin patch? Where is she? At some point she just has to call it and be like, I'm not coming. I am not coming. So they all hop onto Hey Ride and they're just talking about, they're asking about Kenya and Drew's dinner and everything.

And basically the girls were like, yeah, it seemed true. It seemed like you were trying to come for Kenya actually. It really, it's just like me really, brrr, brrr, brrr, brrr, whoa, don't make me pass on what you know. I was not. Well, you thought, you know, that's you were doing it and you were talking over me and then I get to the table and she's doing acting exercises like like preparing for a scene.

Like what is that? And you're just like, you know what? I'm going to be singing a synth-use wedding. And you know what, Candy, don't you do these vocal exercises as well? And she's like, not it didn't or weirdo. I know. So basically they go on their hair ride. I just assumed there'd be someone with a chainsaw, the deal bravo. Like, it's a scary, it's a scary, hey ride thing. Let's watch, let's watch them all scream because they're girls. No one has to pee in the cordon fields.

I mean, come on. What sort of hay ride is this? So then they just basically are like, we're going to go home now. So they, they, but then Shamiya and Drew and Marlowe decided to wait for Porsche because Porsche is still not there. So they just wait there. And... Can you and Cady have been on this so too long?

They're like, sorry. Yeah, I like going, works over. Yep. So Portia shows up, but she's like, so would you get talk about, huh? And so they talk about the headlines and page six and all that stuff

Yeah, and Porosha's just done with Ken Yastell basically and she knows that Kenny was the one who leaked it and Marlos like well you and Ken you need to talk I mean you'd need to get into it or just talk it out or whatever and she's like was we're not and she just keeps Spoking at me, but I see you have a betting friendship with her and she's like, we're not and she just keeps poking at me but I see you have a betting friendship with her and she's like, you know what? We haven't even talked since then. Okay, you know, like I'll talk one

on one by yourself but listen, here's the thing with me. I'm super loyal. I'm a straight shooter and after I have a two minute makeup, it's oh everyone back away from Marlow. Well, yeah, because you have a two minute makeup and then start on Kenya's investigation

right along with Kenya. You know, stopping everybody's sidekick and people won't start associating you. But and also though, like, I didn't really like how she was like, well, it was a two-minute makeup but we haven't spoken at all since then. Like that's because you guys just became friends again.

You're not gonna become a busy button, bosom buttons,, buzzing buddies. A free eating. That's a free eating. That's an a free eating. But you're not gonna become buzzing buddies right away. You know, like, so like, I feel like that's an unreasonable expectation

that after, you know, a multi-year few and you guys finally decided to bury the hatchet and now you're gonna have fun when you're around each other that you're just gonna be calling each other on the phone. That's just not how it really works. Yeah, I'm porous. Just like, look, I haven't even spoken to Shamee and she's my best friend, okay?

So give me a break. So everybody grew pugs. And it's over. And she was like, see, this is all I wanted, communication. Do, do, raid to me, too far, too low, too low. Great job, everybody. Mo!

Doe, Rae, me, fa, ho, tell, tan, pa. So then we now go to Blaze, Stake and Seafood, where it's just candy, and toy, and tot. Is that their new steakhouse? Is it Blaze named after their daughter? Because that would make sense. I was like, why are they shooting a scene in a restaurant that's not their own?

That's off brand for them. Yeah, of course it's their own. Yeah, that's the one they've been working on. So they're telling Don Juan about this page six stuff and then, and Latoya, like you said, is there too. And so, Cantia and Latoya are trying to figure out who gets the most information from Kenya, right? So, Kandie's like, well, did Kandie talk to you, Latoya, about her marriage stuff?

And Latoya's like, yeah, mostly, I mean, they're trying to figure out custody. But did she tell you that he filed? So, she told you that too. And Kandie's like, yeah, she just doesn't want to discuss it in front of anybody. Well, glad to see you. So I'll discuss it here. And Don Juan's like, can you do me a favor? Can you just like not orchestrate anymore people going down on each other?

Thanks. So then we go over to the store where Drew and Shamiya and Porcia are shopping and there's like some snake earrings. So there's a lot to talk about Kenya. And Drew is actually oddly sympathetic to Kenya. She's like, you know, I look in her eyes and she seems really sad. And, you know, I feel like she wants to connect, but doesn't know how. And Portia's like, well, I'm never going to connect with her.

So that's not going to happen. Yeah, I mean, they start dancing and singing and doing church stuff in there. And then a girl in the background, like, scurries out the door. I don't know if you caught that, but she was just like, I gotta get out of here. So now Kenya goes to therapy. Now listen, I'm not a Kenya fan,

but God damn her life is sad. It really is sad. And still, of course, there is part of me that watches this. And I'm like, oh, Kenya, like how much of this crap with Mark, do you bring on yourself? But then you see her opening up and crying and talking about abandoned many issues and why she brings people who have no respect

for her into her life because of her mom. And she obviously feels like shit about herself. I think that this whole situation with her mom is deeply traumatic and she probably doesn't feel like she deserves any sort of love or something like that. She even leads to it that she wants to be the bad guy almost. I think it's easier for her to understand the world if she is the bad guy. I think she has trouble being Lovable or nice or warm because it doesn't make sense to her because that the light her life story to herself is that you're not deserving of love So she you know obviously it all stems from her mom

And also by the way obviously this is probably like, you know, enlightenment that like literally anyone could have told her at this point, you know, but still I appreciate this therapy soon. Yeah, and the stuff with her mom is so crazy because her mom basically said, I don't want to have a kid. I'm not ready to she brings up that everyone makes her the bad guy because her mom said, I'm not ready to have kids and you guys insisted on keeping my child in the family.

So you've put me in a situation of ignoring the kid. When I said, I don't want to have a kid, you know? So that's a tricky situation. I mean, we have that in my family as well with one of my cousins and it is just, it's rough. It is tricky because the family thinks, well, we're doing right by our family by keeping this baby in the family, but then the baby is always confronted with, you know, the mom that gave him up in the first place,

you know, that's a mind fuck. It's a real mind fuck for me. It is a mind fuck. It is a mind fuck, but ultimately the mom is the adult and the baby is literally a baby and I kind of feel like You know, I don't you don't have to have a like an orthodox like a like a a standard upbringing, but like the fact that like now that they're both adults and the mom still can't acknowledge her is crazy You know, I don't know like I don't know what happened in that situation that created this massive amount of dysfunction. What the factors were that caused the mom to not want to acknowledge her child and how much like where the, was the family being unreasonable and forcing this child on the mom or how much was the mom just being totally stubborn and crazy and rejecting her very own daughter. But the point is this, that Kenya did experience a huge amount of hurt and trauma,

both from her mom and from a family that she says did not protect her. And I just think at this point though, like the mom's an adult. And I don't know, I think that I think the mom has, has on some level a responsibility to make things right with her daughter. Yeah, I agree.

So the husband or just at least not treat her like she's invisible. Yeah, like, you like to look, yeah, just have a relationship. Like, I don't think that the mom, I don't think it's actually necessarily fair for the mom to hold Kenya's resentments and issues. I guess her, like, this is, it's like a child. It's a child that was deeply traumatized by this rejection, you know? And it seems like the mom is blaming, on a certain level, it feels like the mom is, is like, oh, you made me out to be a bad person on TV and now I don't want to talk to you.

It's like, well, but it's like, you can't put this on Kenya, really, or all of that, you should say. Yeah, so then the doctor is like, well, you know, can you just talking about Mark? She's like, well, with my husband, it's the same way because all these things that have happened, I mean, how can you not see that you're just being cruel, you know, and in his mind, it's him against me. And I'm going to try and break you because I'm broken. And the doctor's like, well, is that some angry communication from you two? Possibly, because of course, Kenya doesn't really. The only way that Kenya acknowledges that anything could be her fault too is in a way of like, you know, it's my fault that I take it, but it's never that she actually gives it.

You know, and it's kind of similar to how she is on the show, and her answer is really funny, because she's like, I have restraint. Anyone can tell you that. She's what we would call an unreliable narrator. Yeah. But yeah, it's really sad. Mark is ultimately a dick. We think about, like we've said before, Kenya presents a reality that's very favorable

to her, which is classic Kenya and what really happens. We can't really know, but what we have seen is we have seen Mark being a huge massive douchebag. And that's what I have to go off of. And so therefore, in Ben Court, he is guilty being a judge. Yes. The Ben Benjamin's court. Yeah.

But it was actually really like this therapy scene. There's really not much to talk about it because it's also like, again, it's like it wasn't, like, it wasn't some, I didn't feel like there were like breakthroughs here. This is sort of the same stuff. It's like her mom abandoned her, and now she's drawn to these terrible guys. This is sort of what she's been dealing with. No news here, but it still is fascinating

nonetheless to see her, you know. Yeah, but it comes down to that stuff. It comes down to stuff like when you're just talking to a friend about life. And it's like, well, we're, you know, old now. So how much of this is you and how like how when it when is it time to just Be like it's done, you know, I mean the stuff with Kenya that makes it hard is she's that friend who calls Well, and I've been this friend by the way that calls and is crying and sobbing about a man and every day

It's something new and every day. It's another fine and every day it's another fight, and every day it's fucking something, and you know, when you're the other friend on the phone who's just listening, it's like, well, and now you're back with him. So now I have to be nice and sit here because you decided to take it back, and to spend years of this, so at some point it's like, shut up, because now you're back with him, you know? Well, it also, it also just shows how difficult cycles are. Like we all are in cycles of who knows what.

But like everyone has a cycle that they're stuck in that is born out of childhood issues and they're hard, they're hard to break. When we see it on these shows all the time, you know. And it's easier to say that when it's somebody else. Right, when I'm not the person on the phone who's crying about the man, it's okay for me to see it in somebody else, but when I'm the one going through it, I'm like, anybody?

Listen to me. Is anyone out there? It makes me feel like I'm just walking around in circles around the makeup counters at Macy's. Yes, waiting for somebody to give you some Lauren lashes. Just trying to find my car and suddenly I'm in menswear. I'm like, no, I don't wear these. Where is the spotted bra? Where is the spotted bra?

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