Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Two Can Play At That Cleopatra

Episode Date: April 2, 2018

The season finale of "Real Housewives of Atlanta" wraps up with the scariest episode yet: Porsha on stage, Kandi dressed like Pennywise, and Vivica A. Fox. We're covering all the good stuff as well as a surprise message from an iconic Real Housewife. You def have to listen... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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A podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from BSABLOG.com and the Banta Blender podcast. And joining me on this wonderful, wonderful day, or is it perhaps evening, is the lovely and talented Ronnie Carram from trashtalktv.com and the Rose Prick Spatch the podcast. What's up Ronnie? Well, hello, my little Ben Jamoon. How are you on this on this fine moment of time? I'm doing great. Christ is risen and Neenie took care of Camara Camara over you.

Happy Easter. Can you pray for and you pray for anything more in life? Maybe, but for this podcast concern, no. You pray for anything more in life. Maybe. But for this podcast concern, no. It really has been, it's really been a stunning Easter here in Krapin's land. Even for people like me who are Jewish, it's been a pretty amazing Easter. We've had a few Easter miracles happen. The first of which is that I woke up this morning, well, I guess we both woke up this morning, didn't we?

That's a miracle unto itself. End of story. No. The first miracle was that one of our listeners, and we do have to mention her by name, and I'm going to, because what she did for us is so above and beyond. It was the most amazing thing that I think this happened this podcast in quite some time.

This is from listener Jessica and she sent us this video and I'm just gonna play it. Should I just play it, Ronnie? Yeah, just play it. Okay. I love it. Ben and Ronnie, you have your own Okay. I love it. Ben and Ronnie, you have your own podcast. Watch what crap is. You're right. A lot of crap happens in life, especially at Housewives of New York City,

which you'll be airing April 4th. So good luck on covering our season. It's like the best yet, I think, but what can I say? I'm prejudiced as a season 10. And I'm so glad that you like me so much and if you haven't figured out, it's from Mona from Housewives of New York City. So get ready for season 10. It's the doozy. Oh my God.

I mean, Ronnie, and you have your own podcast. Whoa, whoa, whoa, good luck in covering us. Okay. I Love that she thinks a podcast called watch what crap ends wouldn't know who she is or what We're housewives and she's like real housewives of New York City. Here's what it is. It's a story a story of women Women with talent and inspiration who got hit in the head with tiny bit of zucchini by the use of father when they were children

of the firsters which had no air conditioning which I still can't handle. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but I'm prejudiced towards real housewives of New York City. And we just got off the part that says I'm prejudiced. You understand? Hashtag? Hashtag Ramona lives matter. Kay. I will never watch the color purple.

I'm prejudiced. Okay. We can just put it in any line. Yeah. She took the time out of her busy remona schedule to say hello to us. And the way we repay her is just make her seem like. She's caught from the scene of get out. Get out. Okay.

I'm prejudiced. I'm prejudiced. Okay. I'm prejudiced. Look at me. I'm drinking tea. Here's how I'd like to drink tea. I like a small cup of tea right here.

And then a tall cup of tea with a lemon in it. And a third medium-sized cup of tea with a spoon in it and with a spoon I'll be like swish swish swish tell me about your cigarette smoking swish swish hypnosis okay Did you say who gave us the gift? Jessica did uh I don't know if Jessica wants her full identity but uh that's that's yeah Jessica gave it to us thank you Jessica you Jessica. You little rascal. Yeah, Jessica. That's really awesome Jessica arranged for it with this service cameo and so clearly I love also by the way that Ramona is doing these on the fly because she doesn't even realize like

The camera starts rolling and clearly she just realized is Ben and Ronnie from the watch or crap and podcast because she's she's laughing I love it She like is reacting and sending the message at the same time which I know they're just like all right Romona said on your goddamn couch. We're doing this you know She was in charge it would be one of the snapchat snapchat Video she posed with her color and all over the screen because she's trying to figure out how to move the screen over I love her how do I reverse this? How do I reverse this? Video she posed with her collar and all over the screen cuz she's trying to figure out how to move the screen over Hello, how do I reverse this? How do I reverse this?

She's just happy. I made a doubt on your face. So sorry. You know what's true a lot of crap happens But you should find a way to write that make a podcast out of that Yeah, you call it What crap ends watch it? Okay? Yeah, you can call it what crap ends, watch it, okay? A lot of that happens in life, a podcast by whatever their names are. I forgot because they rolled by on my cell phone on a longer seat them. Boy.

So watch Ramona Synch and buy my jewelry. It's like Jesus Ramona, you're being paid for this. I'm begging you to commercial. Real housewives of New York is back. Also, survive a back. Soon, I can't wait. Thank you folks. I'm, and now coming to CBS, Young Shelton

follows the life of a young Shelton. When he was a little boy, and he was innocent to this world. And I'm like, okay, it's not even your network. Young Shelton. I knew the boy named Shelton, and he was very smart. And of story, okay? Guess what? I hate to break it to you, but there's no smart Sheldons in this world, okay?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Neither Young Sheldon or older Sheldon are very smart. Met, okay? That's why you never want to rely on a Sheldon to do something for yourself, okay? Trust me, I've forgotten Sh sheldon before never again. Hey That's not sound like somebody see date. It's like oh, I sheldon Sheldon Sheldon, I loved your books. No, that's Sydney Sheldon. Oh, I thought you were Sydney Sheldon, but you're just regular Sheldon I don't know. I don't know any other Sheldons. I'm out. I'm

just having this. I'm having a I'm distracting because I'm getting texts about Jesus Christ superstar, which is which is airing as we speak. This is our dedication to the podcast, which is it's actually it's Sunday night on Easter. Tomorrow we're both traveling to DC for our live shows, which we're very excited about, which means we have to record our Atlanta episode tonight. So we are skipping, okay, Jesus Christ, superstar, okay? Not starring, shelving. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah Speaking of Jesus Christ I'm coming. Yeah right now. Imagine Jesus is like this is the first time I've ever made a living in my life They should rename it Jesus Christ and friends I'll take place at 52 below

Jesus Christ Let's take I did it at the Thomas one time Well, did I want to tell you about that? Well, thankfully the flight to DC is five private hours on. I mean, what the hell washington DC? Could you be any further? Who does that? Who does that? What sort of capital is not centralized? Although those of us who have watched Hamilton, I'm talking to you, comrades, know that DC being down there was sort of a concess between Hamis and T. Juffs. So, Oh, wow, you know, I love when Mr. Jeffers makes a concess between Hamis and T. Juff's so oh wow you know I love when Mr. Jeffers makes a concession he's very stingy I've seen this entire series the Jeffers oh my I

sure love their sassy house cleaner well speaking of musicality we have another piece of very huge news, which is that Ronnie and I, as well as some of our friends, will be taking in a performance of Countess and Friends live in Los Angeles on May 5th, and we are so excited. At Catalina. I wonder if she really thinks she's going to Catalina Island. Which will leave the girls who made it here to this island. I never thought there'd be such a such a huge city here on this island. It's like the one you're in Hollywood. So many Hollywood stars on Catalina Island.

That's my dream and date. I have my star down here on the island where you can pick up sea shells and hookers and is that man about to shoot me? Oh look girls they even have an Indian out burger here on Catalina Island. I'm gonna kill you all. Meanwhile people who don't live in LA are like what is Catalina? What are you talking about? Anyway, Luanne is Luanne and friends is gonna be at the Catalina Jazz Club in Hollywood and we went immediately and bought tickets. So I am so excited for that.

And we are going to have a full watch or crappin''s report as soon as we get, well, not as soon as we get back, but that first episode afterwards. So that is going to be a full thrill, a delight, a life dream come true, for sure. Now, if I was a psychic for the real housewives of Beverly Hills, I'd say, please put away your phones

and pay me, pay me that jazz hot, maybe. Now if I was a psychic for the real housewives of Beverly Hills, I'd say please put away your phones and pay me baby that jazz hot maybe I don't have a girl She's gonna sing that right. I mean I'm gonna get cattily into jazz club. What do you expect? Yeah, I think she might she might do a nod to Holly Which might do hooray for Hollywood am I right girls sons of Boulevard? Hollywood Boulevard, Co-Wang, uh, am I right girls? Sunset Boulevard. Ha, Louis Boulevard, Co-Wang, go, am I right girls? Should just be reading off-wings. Co-Wang, go, make a ride on Melrose. Am I right girls? Ladies, right?

Santa Claus Monique. Wow, how many Santa's are there? Am I right girls? Do we? That took a moment. Santa Monica. Who do we think her friends are going to be at an LA who are who are Luan's LA friends? Pat say Jack. I hope fingers crossed. Mary heart. Cause you know, you know, Luan like some early night TV. You know she watches Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune. Probably the end of one of those judge shows

because you know, it's traumatizing. So she is just like pretending that she's not there to watch it, she's just like, oh well I'm just waiting for Jeopardy, so. She's like, ladies, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, in the spirit of reunions, I'd like to welcome the cast of out of this world, would you like to swing on a star coming out, girls? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I can show you a world. Would you like to swing on a star coming out, girls? I can show you a world.

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Disney himself. Just bring out an ash tray. I went to see the frozen Disney and I accidentally sat on him and unfrozen. Well, children are pretty upset with me, but here he is! Thawd! Didn't- did you guys know that you can make a man wet too? Haha! Get it, girls! I'm on, girls! That's why I have a show with it! Catalina Jazz Club! Haha! Now, please welcome...

Angelian! Oh my god, Angelian over 10-she's waiting tables! She'll be- Ha! You remember now? You remember? I know. Schneider from the original one day at a time, not that ridiculous Netflix reboot that everyone loves. I thought Netflix was for a fix.

I'm getting very confused. How many movies are they gonna make of the same show? I know I like to welcome the Demi Gorgon. Come on in. Demi Gorgon. Hey, I'll tell you about the upside down. It's called the West Palm Beach Jail. Hey, hit it, boys. Demi Gorgon.

I thought to me more I was gonna be here, but it turns out to be a bigger star to me Gorgon I'm gonna make pottery with a demigurgan now guess what? It's me deadlouan talking to you demigurgan at the pottery wheel. I See pat I see the guy from two wank voo without everything whatever her face is Oh my Love blah blah pottery My love blah blah blah pottery Ghosts to my right girls great movie stay away from the broken glass know what I'm saying ditto I'd like to thank all the ghosts who showed up tonight. Wow. I can't believe it jack Kennedy high

Hello mr. Furley welcome Mr. Mrs. Bunker have you met mr. Furley you guys were on ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha What can I do after you? We'll end here. Manero tried to get in, but she was underdressed. So... Hey, buddy. Hey, look, it's Bonnie Franklin. I was just mentioning your show. I love one day at a time, or as you might call it, it turned out to be at a time. Huh! Or as you might call it, they ruined my life and didn't even bother to give me residuals. Oh, Sherman Almsay, I was just discussing you. Welcome to the show. Okay. Alright, enough of that. So we're going to that.

And by the way, we show... Like that I'm just like, okay. Enough, you give the hook to the ghost. The hook just goes through them. What? I would say Jack is all sad. That's Jack is like, I thought I was the friend. What? Um, I would say Jack is all fat. Pat say Jack is like, I thought I was the friend. I'd like to buy a friend, hit it. One, two, three, four, real a fortune.

Pottery, real a fortune. Ghost, it all comes together. On Santa Monica Boulevard. Thank you very much everyone. Good night. I'd like to buy a, you're not good enough. Pat say Jack. Before and after, am I right?

So, Passage Act is morally bankrupt. Everyone, fair asnic. Get it, because it's a spot on the wheelpad. You have to think of my show. Anyway, we're... You're like, you tried to end it before now, I'm like I'm gonna I know with the mess started again like you can't I can't be like let's end this now

Then I'm like oh guess what's back a past age action come on Pat Pat tell us about your late night show when's that airing again? He's like it was canceled 20 years ago Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Oh, who wasn't Taking yourself back up and getting back on the horsey face am I right bad? Pat I know Pat back from the days of hosting game shows on Italian TV back then I know him as patio say Jacchio I First dinner in a I first interviewed him at a parking lot in front of the big blocks Remember that Pat I discovered pat's a Jacque in front of the big blocks. Remember that, Pat? I discovered Pat's age.

He was gone to Leroy and Venice. I was there on holiday for my Italian game show. I was like, you, you should be on television. I put a soap politically. I said, I'm getting Leroy to that by a man who drives a car under Leroy. Remember, Pat? You said, you've got something, kid. And I said, you're right.

You're right. You're right, I am. Got a leader, Jasclam. And I'll be forever thankful for him for scooping me out of the canals. There wasn't a stage. Oh, my baby! Canals! Money can't buy you a Venice canal.

That was the first draft of the song. They said no, that should be back class. I thought same thing. I mean, it was much easier to rhyme. I've got a handage to my songwriters. They really know a thing or two about rhyming. Oh my God. Alright, wrap it up. Let's get on with the real housewives of Atlanta. Yeah, the housewives of Atlanta, although with all this talk about Capurri and stuff,

it's a good time to mention that we do have a show in Irvine coming up later this month. So go go to watch crapens.com to buy it to tickets for that. It'll be fun. It'll be really fun Talking to me classic recap of real housewives of Orange County the episode entitled naked wasted. Yeah, go look it up It's super good But for right now we have the real housewives of Atlanta season finale to discuss Bye Bye, bye now. Bye, bye show. Bye, bye. Kind of a kind of a met episode if you ask me, start to be a hater, but it was kind of met to me. Well, I always love the real housewives of Atlanta, even when it's stupid.

But man, these shows go so long, but at the end of the season, I'm like, bye now. Bye. Yeah. Here, don't forget your gift bag. It's like a bag of beaulers shit that I haven't taken outside yet. Enjoy yourself. Enjoy yourself. Well, it was weird because this season didn't feel like it was building up to anything. I mean, not that they all have to build up to a climactic moment, but it just felt like they were going through the paces at the end.

I mean, I've been a little down on this season saying how it's uneven and a little strange. It's so funny, but I was sort of like, I don't really understand the driving force. I mean, the big finale party was hosted by Eva and she's not even a cast member. What is going on? What is happening? Well, there may not have been a driving force, but there was some driving and his name is Kroy. Okay. We're so done. Actually, he actually got out of the car this episode. It's like on his teeth. I'm like, you you know make those faces. Yeah worth like I'm trying to think of how you say it like. I'm rubbing the inside of my cheek with my tongue and now the inside of my lips because I'm so mad for my wife.

Yeah. I'm not entirely sure. Croy even knows where he is half the time. I'm just going to say it. He just sort of a staring dumbfounded like. I thought I was at Jay-Z Benny, you know? Yeah, it hasn't been the same since they smoothed out his penis bump like one of the Ken Dahls. So, um, the episode begins at Dish Nation where we hear Port Bank. Good morning! That was more of a question Rossi, but that's okay. Yeah, well that's, I mean, that is. That's my voice. That's my paint by numbers voice. Yeah.

But I just changed slightly for this show. But I just like when they said don't worry, I'm not going to go through the entire previously, this season or it's mainly with say, this season on the real housewives of Atlanta, like giving a dirty look. You know, she's giving a dirty look to the guys holding the microphone.

But she's like, it's like this season, on the real housewives of Atlanta, and Amy goes, has someone been nibbling on those titties? Yeah, right season. Yeah, I press, I should mention I'm at home in New York because I came back for Passover and I started pressing play.

My mom was like in the room and I was like, okay, I'm just like waiting for the comment from my mom but she just walked out, she's like, I don't know what this is, but I'm just gonna walk out and, you know, sort Mata. Yeah, silent support. My mom, I hope my mom never learns how to, it's much more preferable to hear her behind me going, fuck her, what a hole.

Yes, she turns into the baby from who frame Roger Ravitt when she's Yeah, Eddie any of these shows behind me. I think as Amazon I could be oh, I didn't even the cat. No, no, Eddie was the the detective guy played by Bob Hoskins. Oh, yeah, and at Kansas, the Wands show probably. Oh, my God, he was still investigating things. Yeah, Bob Hoskins is going to be like, wow, that day, that day can That day I could really blow There's a will on the back of the photo. I mean just look

Will we're dating it serious child A shave and a haircut Wait, I'm not those little titties waiting for Roger Rabbit to bust it a wall. I Shave and a haircut. Please, Eddie. Papa, please. You also this season, Saray waited for her life coach in the waiting room of the city bank. Okay.

I'm done with the opening. Yeah, that guy, he sort of disappeared. Yeah. So, so we're sick. Come on. So Vivica Fox comes in to do the Dignity Show. So, what did I say? You just said Vivica Fox as if she had no middle initial. Okay, well, if we're going to do it this

phonetically, they are letterly. What am I trying to say? If we're going to follow the actual letter, her name is Vivica Afox. Vivica. Afox. Yes. Afox.

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Back before it was, back before it was politicized by the host of it, become the president. So anyway, they're talking about the stage production to complete that game Which is going to be debuting soon and I also want to mention at this point while Vivica a Fox and Porsche We're going back and forth just chatting about it and Porsche the same things like I have one question for you What was like working with me? Ha ha ha ha my dad and My dad walks and he goes I'm gonna go watch TV upstairs.

I'm like, okay, great. And he just walked out. It was so cute. It was like, there's really unnecessary announcements. Yeah. I think that was his way of being like, I hope you enjoy my television. If you ever get sick, you're not staying here.

Because I'm only putting up this shit one time. I only have so many of Taylor on you so on the DVR. Okay. Little fucker. I don't think that show came back. I think right now my parents are merely stuck with the good fight. There as well. Yeah. The odd, nothing ever leaves you. So yeah, of course, just having her Meryl Streep moment with Vivica. And she said, Vivica is just trying to ignore her, you know. And she's like, well, actually, it was wonderful playing with Porsche. I mean, she's later, she really took it seriously. I mean, her outfits are fabulous.

And I, you know, Vivica, I like that she has like a sliding scale of what's great in the theater. Well, listen, last time we saw her, she was hosting Jersey, Licious Reunion. So I think I think her standards have shifted. Truth. She's like, well, I'm proud of her. She put on clothes. So that was the first step of the day, you know?

Yeah. She'll learn her line soon. And did you notice that like that one Viva said that that Porsche has been slaying the role of Connie. They cut to Debrat and she just rolls her eyes. Like, okay, come on. Yeah, Debrat's not having it. Now her name is Debrat yeah

so that might just be part of her well she is district attorney Brad we all know that right is district attorney Brad I'm just oh dehabrat my god sorry it takes for you while okay. Well, I'm a Viva got attorney. Oh, I also Be a this has nothing to do with any of the assistant Because I said dub rat that made me think of Benjamin Brad because he was on lawn order also which has to do with the a's And Benjamin Brad was a voice in cocoa and I watched Coco on the flight to New York. Oh, Ronnie. Ronnie, I was like crying on an airplane.

It was not cool. Anyway, continue. Don't do that. Oh my God. Don't watch Coco on an airplane. That's not good. Have you seen it? I will cry at the... No, I have not seen it yet.

Don't watch out an airplane. It was mortifying. I was in such an emotional distress that at one point the The the squirrel had to like get up around me to go to the bathroom or something like that I had to get out of my seat Okay, I had to get out of my seat and I was like trying to cover the fact that I was crying as I was getting out of my seat and as I like went I put my hand in like my pocket my right pocket And that forced my elbow back, you know as it does when you put your hand in like my pocket my right pocket and that forced my elbow back You know as it does when you put your hand in your pocket and I full on elbowed the back of the head of a passenger while doing so I was a total disaster You sound like me

No, I was and I had my noise canceling headphones on so I go I'm so sorry, but you know I was probably shouting like I'm so sorry while I'm crying and elbowing him in the back of the head because damn cocoa Okay, well not be watching that movie on the plane already know what happens at the end of Jesus Christ superstar that's what I'll watch I don't want to swear it for anybody You guys didn't get that part No You guys didn't get that far. No. Anyway, Coco. Like just waiting. Waiting.

Waiting. Okay, so let's see here. Pumpkin patch. Pumpkin patch. Wait. They're traveling together and I- By the way, Coco makes sense because we're talking about Halloween time. Okay, and that all took some day of the dead.

So guess what? I did not make as much pretangent as you're all accusing me of ghosts of Lu Luans. I can Luans thing. Ghost. I know you're staring at me. I would have gone with you on there. I just haven't seen it and then I didn't want to get you talking about it because I don't want to know when I'm going to cry. Like I need that. I need to be sure my tears in a film. No, I wouldn't. I would never tell you that, but you'll probably start crying after about 10 minutes. I probably will. I'm an evil human being, but then I cried to drop a hat. It's not good. So Vivica is like, wow, she got dressed today. I'm so proud of her. And then, of course, she's like,

well, I got to say something about you. We're traveling around together. Yes, Porsche. Okay. Can you just marry then? You're traveling. We've heard it every fuck can day. Not that I really want to talk. But she's like, we're traveling around together. And I have to tell you, you take it very serious. And I like that about you. Thank you, person from the actress studio. Thank you so much. Thank you for that. So you get rest in the morning. A bit of a takes things seriously. Yes, especially the traveling part. I really liked how she would go out of the airport. I never thought about changing my seats on mine until I saw Vivica I do it. She was watching Coco on the plane and I started to look over, she's like, don't watch.

Don't look. I was like, she takes it seriously. Vivica was like, wow, this Coco is pretty good. He dresses so well. So let's see. Candy and Eva add a pumpkin patch. Yes, their kids are meeting and they're thrilled about it. Ace is just like ignoring Eva's kid. And Eva's kid kind of is just a little diva, which I like, because later Candy says that. She's like, well, see.

No, see, no. Eva, see, no. Yeah, because later candy says that she's like No, you know, no, Jack lantern She says that diva or Eva is called Eva the diva around town Which is a much nicer nickname the most of these women get on this show around town. It may have been from ANTM, I don't remember. Oh, yeah, I don't want you. So there you go. I'm like, an Arab America's next top model, fuck you. You.

How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So her daughter's like, man, I hate this. Which I loved about her. I was the same way at the Pumpkin patch.

I'm like, wow, big, mischaping root vegetables. Thanks so much. I had nothing about her. I was the same way at the pumpkin patch. I'm like wow, big, misshapen root vegetables. Thanks so much. I had nothing but a lot of life. Wow, wow. What an attitude. What an attitude about one of the most joyful, joyful, I don't know if they're not really too errors, but gourds.

What about those joyful gourds? There are a lot of gourds out there. Or a lot of gourds. Yeah, those are nice gourds. And you were, you just don't appreciate a good chord I sure don't know obviously I quit I'm gonna quit I'm done I'm over if you believe a girl you brought up chords so they're pumpkin carving and I have a chord date then

On a date with a girl I get lost in your God I Get lost in your eyes because I realize you're a jackal intern and there's a candle inside Like they do we ask just writing a road word for everything that's where I'm free associations like a lattice more set second album So even it's like she's a little grumpy here. Give her a knife, which didn't sound like a good idea. But I'm gonna love watching this kid grow up. Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's a, I was a little surprised. I was like a big ass handle. But then I saw it was like one of those little saws you get from like a snoopy, a snoopy. Oh, don't think you can't threaten a family member with one of those. You probably could. That would be a very evil, that's something I would imagine being in one that like a really gross horror movie like someone gets disfigured by one of those tiny little pumpkin

carving sauce. Oh, have they done a human jack-of-lantern yet? Probably. I don't watch horror. I watch Coco, okay. I'd just scared myself. I'm going to be crying from the end of this though. I'm gonna watch Coco, okay? I'm just scared by myself. I'm gonna be crying by the end of this though. I'm frightened. We have talking about lots of ghosts and goblins and...

First of Lwands Cabaret for who the ghost? Coco, now this pumpkin situation? You know, it's supposed to good night, and then Bob Hoskins showed up. And... Oh, he's like, I'm moving! This is not the time for investigation, unless you're investigating... Good music! I'm sorry, I'm just drawn that way. Oh This is not the time for an investigation unless you're investigating good music I'm sorry. I'm just drawn that way. Hit it Jessica. What's wrong?

Why don't you do right? Like some other times to Sorry everyone. I have an engagement attuned down goodbye Oh, the they made my apartment in tune town look bigger than it naturally is because it's cartoonish I suppose I gonna be accused of honing or pad how so honing or bad it's not really a penthouse I mean unless you go to tune town I mean they they have different building codes there you can just throw a hole at the wall and just walk right through it over there in tune town.

Stay with me. So pumpkin patch. So candy and... candy and beaver are at this pumpkin patch. Basically talking about Hiva's birthday party, which is going to be a birthday on Halloween party. Girl, you add another couple of words to that title, and he's going to take you down. Okay.

He's the only one who's allowed to have an entire chiro on the filter screen to me. I'm a party. Now, let's remind ourselves what the Nini party was again. It was the... It was like never... It was the never forget... It was like the white party...

White party... Like the never forget white party. White party seafood suarez food man and gays and orange nests the girls oh you know there was the girls and gays never forget seafood suarez something white

party fresh stream from Costco part so this will be the always remember girls gays and guys who are straight, pumpkin in October, day of the dead, eve of birthday, Halloween time, party time celebration. And that is the title of my next song. Hit it boys! Anyone who knows any of the songs about a smashing pumpkin, get it 1979, there's none other

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you need because me and you scarier than Kim and she's gonna be there and oh she's like I don't care and candy's like yeah but what about Shemiya because she's coming too and maybe it's like it's okay poor she'll be with her what does that mean poor Shemiya you will that meaning well because Shemiya is always gonna be the friend of and that that's when he goes, oh, it's inviting, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom,

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We wound up drifting up the Hudson River to Tarotown and I was like where's it? About Crane in my ride everyone rip van Winkle anyone anyway, please welcome someone you can lose your heads for it's that was horseman come on in He doesn't sing very well. I'm kind of not out in the head, but he can chirp up a dance So next up we have Cynthia and Nini shopping for how I'm just Lavia Lewand's cabaret and Los Angeles becoming progressively spookier and spookier. Out of season. This is just the more the more dead people show up. I've been paid in Bitcoin. I hope the dead people just get someone's wondering.

Ladies, ladies gentlemen, Bidi Davis and Kim Garnes, together at last. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm just laughing. I'm just laughing on the people who are who are filling up the Catalina Jazz Club at Luan. Luan, countis and friends. I'll never forget you, Bob Hoskins. I've invited Judith Light and Judith Ivy. What's the difference? You tell me. I just saw Judith Light on that Versace murder show, American Crime Story. But did you see Judith Ivy? Judith Light? I did not, but I still, I'm holding out hope.

Judith Light is one of those wishes. I just didn't know that it was going to come true. And then I was watching the TV this week. And it came true. So you know what? Guys, just be patient because you never know when things are going to start happening. Who's the boss? Am I right?

There's a time for love and a time for hope. Driving up to Connecticut to be a maid. Thank you everyone. Thank you. That rhymed in the 80s. It's funny how things change. Show me the love and Alan thick we're growing up and we're in pains She just starts the first lyric and then goes into a description

She just starts to log wideing everything Now the world don't move to a rich white man who adopts two black children and has a white daughter. You take the goods, you take them bad, Natalie smiles at all her jokes, the facts of who? And Nancy McKeein, provides some photos, cycles, and sheets, fast and players mean and nobody knows why, haha. What a hair, it's nice. What are hands? There is knives. I bet we've been together for a million years and I bet we'll be together for a million more.

But Alex be heated is my son and I was a liberal and now he likes Ronald Reagan and Mallory and Tina Yathers. What we do, baby, without Luanne, thank you. Thank you for being an old lady who loves to thoth her old ladies and needs cheesecake You know they travel down Rose we never saw because that set was so loud from my am I was on a couch and a lady in a robe every day A stone y'all Life goes on and so do we just how we do it is no mystery.

Don a man off living at home with Chrissy McKnown, next to Sophia, with her dad, and dry face. We're moving on up to the dry cleaner's house who has a wonderful wife named Weezy and a sassy maid who ended up getting a spin off call to two seven duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh So Cynthia and Neney are shopping for Halloween and he is driving her. Yes. Oh my God. So they meet Eva there and Neney is like, do not add four more titles to this party. I'm warning you, bitch. I'm warning you.

Eva's like, well, I'll leave out the seafood. She's like, okay, we'll be friends until next season. Yeah. Yeah. So they're looking for costumes. I don't know if you noticed it. There was a closeup on some fake roaches and something called Filthy Bathroom clang, which could be the name of the season. I love that they're representing Mimi's bathroom, and Brio. Yes, exactly. Especially that latter phrase which adheres to most surfaces. So they're going to be having this Halloween party in a church and Ken just like, see, now, church, there's been, how do you decommission a church?

And they're like, well, we just don't have service on Sunday. So, Kim's gonna be coming to the party. They're talking about that Kim's probably gonna be coming and Nini's like, a bitch like Kim's gonna make you catch a case and I'm not catching cases. I'm catching checks and cases Let's be honest But you have to catch the checks like she's catching checks, but then what does she do with them? I need the end of the story

Meaning I know don't lead us totally just the river is abandon us Tell us what happens to the jacks Speaking of Jesus Christ, superstar. Stone him, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, please welcome Jesus Christ. Now, tell me young man, where's your mother? Anyone noticed that those candles are burning, but they don't seem to be burning up? The greatest story I ever told everyone, Moses, everyone, Moses. I'm not the only one who's a friend with the Judy. Hey Jesus. I'd like to welcome the Virgin Mary and Katie Lang.

Just because they have some stuff to hash out. Katie Lang just texted me. Hear that? Constant craving peanut butter cream cheese. I don't know what that song's about. Oh God. I'm trying to come to your show and be supportive And this is what you do to me. Oh, I want to do it. It's a I'm there. She is Judith Ivy ladies and gentlemen I'm Shannon Bedore although I I am the president of the Judy the Ivy fan club. So I I think that is a compliment

so So I am the president of the Judy the IV fan club, so I think that is a compliment. So, now I talk about Kim coming to this party. Is Kim a racist? Will Neenie be cool with that, etc? And I guess the question, they're saying that Candy doesn't think that Kim's racist. Neenie is like, well, everyone's entitled to an opinion, you know? But yeah, that racism is so subjective, isn't it? So then Neenie, they start talking about what Neenie wants for sure to do. And she's like, well, what I want for sure to do is stand up there in front of all the girls and then admit what she did wrong.

And even because like a scarlet little letter pedestal thing. Yeah, I love that even just watch the handmade style. She's also holding an alien toy, which I thought was funny It felt like she had to hold a prop to represent whoever they were talking about But I like that Neenie is like we need to gather all the girls together and make Porsche say I fucked up I'm like yeah, it's called the reunion We're gonna watch it next week So let's see I mean mean, it's not really sure what the Scarlet Letter is.

So she's like, Cynthia's like, yeah, an apology ceremony, probably won't work for Borscht. So, she's, Nini goes up to the cashier as they leave and she's,

boo, and he gets terrified. I think everyone's just stocks that you're paying Yeah, or that you're on this show again. So then we go over to Sheree's house and I just wrote down I don't know why I wrote this I wrote Why did I write candy with like a million a because that's how she says it because Sheree is doing that thing where she's like Yeah because she's raised doing that thing where she's like, I don't know if she doesn't touch my cabinet some fun after 30 times! Which is actually high. Yeah. She talks really high when she's stressed out.

And you know she's also stressed because it's very for a slime of the scene is, hmm, I wonder if this little thing is edible. No, I'm not a cabinet. Candies, I love to open the door and he's like see No, I said oh so very you look at friend because you're a Persia get the dog out for a small mat when you don't even have one and then Candy just goes Why are you eating an extension cord?

Words are coming later than usual for me today. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to be able to do it. I'm not going to what did you hear it? Shere is response was the candy when candy was basically like you You don't even have a mat. Did you hear Shere is response? It was very quick Shre goes Well, it has to be custom because this door is huge. Oh, please a Custom door mat. Uh-uh It's just making it easier for when the repo people come by that's that's that's that's code for Shere is going to Home Depot and cutting out a piece of ash shirt for some scissors and how to get under her shirt and running out. It's acceptable. Is it? Is it? There's just like one bite left of welcome out on her front. So Shere invited

everyone over to see her new basement. She was probably angling to do the season finale in her basement, but no one can't basically. Not even iny. She's like, I invited Iny who I thought would be super free since she got fire from the escape tour, but I guess not. She's like, so candy, do you want? And candy's just like eating a tray of snacks.

Okay then, what? That you can come. Candy will always come. You just say macaron and candy will be there, candy's like spinning it out. This is a battery Sorry I put icing on it. I just didn't know I was asking people it's acceptable So Cynthia comes up and she's like wow So Cynthia comes up and she's like wow look at this basement wow and they do and all and she goes it's so great that Cynthia and Candy love my basement I mean Cynthia left the house full of IKEA come here and then Candy throws her own shade because she's like, you know what I see? Money!

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It's the candy laugh. That's the thing about candy. People, I think people seem to forget that the in candy impersonation was born out of the fact that it is physically impossible to actually do candy's voice, because there's so many modulations and fluctuation. It really is.

And she means so many different things with so many different laughs. Yeah. Like later in the episode, she's like, BAH-HA-HA. I was like, no, candy's laughing, okay. That was a candy. I love her long drawn out one, which is. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A It doesn't sound like anything like her. So you'll never believe what I got. It's a cult priv.

They give misajous, facials, not do I match, apparently. They don't know what's edible because I've been asking them all day. Well, guess what? Tonight, I was watching this, and I said, you know what? I've had enough of this priv. Every single episode they seem to come on. What is this story with priv? What sort of deal do they have with Bravo?

Why are they always on? They infiltrate every single show. So I did a little Googling and I learned that last year NBC Universal Comcast, whatever basically bought priv. This is an NBC app. Priv, it's not that they, Priv has a deal with Bravo. Priv is owned essentially by Bravo, by, by all the Comcasts. It's, it's essentially that Comcast took a majority share with a plan to take

over as the sole owners of it over the next three years. So that's why we see it all the time because it's part, it's an NBC app. It is so sneaky. It is so. I'm gonna be so sneaky tomorrow on the plane when I'm watching Jesus Christ superstar and he's getting his air curls during the garden of the saffron.

I'm gonna be pissed. To like Jesus, before your crucification, we brought in the people from Priv, it's that way you could be comfortable and you could be pampered. And Jesus is like, oh my God, what a great app app I can get my hair done, I can get a massage, I can get my nails done. Yeah, a little pre-crucifixion makeover. Jesus, privet.

Have some taste. Judas is like one of the privet people. Judas is that nasty ass privet person who goes and tells everybody everything. It's Sonya's, it's Sonya's facialist. So anyway, that's the story on Prive. I feel like people should know that because I feel like it's sneaky, you know? I mean, obviously we're still talking about it. We're continuing the promotion that Bravo has set forth, but I feel like it's one thing to have product placement

It's another to be like actually. It's like no one even paid for this. We are just putting this on here, you know Yeah, it comes out My nails are good Oh guys Jesus Christ superstar NBC also Jesus heaven right away. Yeah, great. That we had. We had some moments. I don't know who that is. I'm Jewish. It's not bread. Oh my God. You people had a huge part in Jesus Christ superstar. You guys from like the entire ensemble. So excuse me, I'm a pass over

moment right now. This is day three of past passes. Jeeta, guess what? Jesus is the most famous to you ever. Do not tell zero must have. He's named zero for a reason. Um, so apparently, um, so this is what the big news that we learn in the base. What while the priv team or Zyte call it, the Comcasts NBC Univ... Is it NBC Com... What do they even call themselves? One of those things.

Spectrum. Spectrum-PRIV. Spectrum-PRIV Comcast, universal poopy face. So welcome to the modern age, kid. I'm looking at its Comcasts NBC Universal. Okay, it's called NBC Universal. Anyway, I'm not gonna call it privy anymore I'm gonna say the NBC Universal people are here. So while they're being massaged by NBC Universal This is when we learn that apparently Porsche when she was going heading home from Barcelona

Told Shamiya that not to trust the other girls not even Shirei. Oh my god Shemia, you're the worst. You know, I'm trying to like you Shemia, I usually like you, this is what I hate the most. I hate this. And also, I hate that Shirei just suddenly dropped Porsche. Like, after that, of course, she's going to tell everyone not to trust you guys. You run and tell everybody everything. And she was crying. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't you? She was crying. Come on guys. And everyone's like, stop being nice to Porsche. I like Porsche, okay. I know. We all like Porsche. We all like Porsche.

But obviously there's an issue with Porsche and the rest of the cast. And they don't like her anymore, basically. So Sharay feels very portrayed. Because she feels like this season She was the one who really had porches back. Aka A she was the one who was willing to film with her And was trying to bring keep her back into the mix and she feels that That she feels betrayed by porches because porches said don't even trust Shire Yeah, um, I don't care. It's stupid. She dumped her too fast. I'm not on your side, Saree. Yeah.

Who said you want Saree, right? Um, I don't know because I don't, I also like you. I don't like when people make 180 degree turns based on something that one person said. Like, have the conversation. Like, at least talk to poor should say, what did you mean? And if she did see this, if she did look at Shrimiya's text messages,

which is what it was sort of alluded to later, just, I don't know, you owe it to a friend to be like, is this what it really was? Is this what you really meant? Like, what did you mean by this? Why would you say that? Instead of just saying no, and just like shutting her out, you know? I think Shrimiya just didn't want to go to the theater personally. Yes. Some people just aren't comfortable. Things surrounded by such glittering culture.

Not everyone's Bob Hoskins, am I right Shere? Am I right? Well, speaking of the theater, we then go over to the Atlanta premiere of two Countises could play that game, girls. When I was a kid and pictured myself as an actress this isn't where I imagined I'd be but I'm here Where did you imagine you be exactly That's what I want to know she's like before me and she's gonna be like a detective solving hype Crimes and misdemeanors

She thought she was actually being a Woody Allen movie crimes and misdemeanors. She thought she was actually being a Woody Allen movie. I'll be working on my accent. Oh my god. Oh my god. I can't believe it's never nebyshia. Bigels. Upper East Side.

Nebyshia. Am I right? Huh? What? That's my portion. That's my portion impersonation of a Woody Allen movie I can't believe it I mean that that I was gonna say that that like you're not supposed to say all the ellipses okay it's Woody Allen for sure I don't know if I like Woody. I think I always like the stash, not more.

I don't like Woody Allen. He's just so noisy all the time. Why is he always beating his head against him? That's what he would pick her. Awww! I don't really like Woody Allen. It's like how many times I have to spin him around to make my furniture. No, that's an Alan wrench

Hey, I thought that was a detective Tim Allen no, that's a guy on a sitcom Although ironically Tim Allen did play The astronaut dude what was the astronauts name began in the into a story I Couldn't remember the end of the on can remember wouldn't extension cord is okay. I'm not the right one to ask. It's Woody and Buzz Lightyear. There's a gentleman Buzz Lightyear. Astronauts. Who are toys?

Singing songs to little boys. Well, someone's put on some weight. Hey, astronaut guy. Shut up, Ramona. You're not on stage. Ramona act like the home improvement neighbor and get behind the fence. That Sage-Jack has his hand on my knee. Ramona, stop turning the letters, that's Vanna's job. I just wanted to see what's on the other side of this rectangle.

Oh, it's a T. Can I buy a constant in it? I'd like to solve the puzzle. Avery is a beautiful girl and I'm basically friends with her friends. Like no, that's not the answer. I'd like to solve the puzzle path. Why do I look 23? The same page is Avery's friends.

Right? They're like, okay, we'll give you some letters, RST, L&E, and you pick three letters. I pick R, S, and T. Like, uh, okay. What's the final... can you solve the final puzzle? Yes. The final answer is, whoa, this is crazy. This reminds me this one time, it was a little girl. I was like, how do you do a crossword?

And Jaldine Pazin Smith says, you can do it by first crumbling it up and throwing it in the garbage because you're too dumb to do a crossword into this day, you've never done a crossword. Okay, I'm sorry, sorry, you've never done one. And that's my final answer. So Kenya is being threatened. After the bathroom soap.

We're in number, I'm so sorry for my arm. It's my own fault. I have to go to the bathroom so badly and I'm just delaying. I'm making life worse for myself right now. Well, do you want to take a moment and go pee? It is. Welcome to you. It'll take longer than a moment, darling. Let's go on. So Kenya and Cynthia, I had opening night of... Oh, oh, so they're at... They're two complain that game. Speak of number two.

So... opening night of so oh oh so they're at they're too complete that game speak of number two so so they're opening night and I was like what is Kenya doing here she hates Porsche and so Kenya they cut to her and she goes well Porsche came to my PSA and I think she's trying to I don't know I'm here it's like if there was any more, if you needed any more evidence, that Kenya is over and just wrapping up her obligations, here it is. Yes. And I think she's pregnant in this talking head. She looks like she may be showing which look, I mean, I'm a, I'm a big enough man to fit into old Navy size 42 pants. I forgot what I was saying. You're so shitty. I'm a big enough man.

You're showing in the head. I'm wrong. No, I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. And I think she's actually pregnant. How in the gods greed? How on God's green earth is that possible? I actually, I genuinely hope she is because, of course, right now, I'm like, I'm serious in our crazy count to a set of episodes, but I am actually say what you will

about her. This poor woman has wanted a baby ever since we've seen her on screen and, you know what, I don't know, I feel bad for someone who really wants a baby and isn't able to have one for whatever reason. I mean, like, there's obviously a wonderful life without having a baby and isn't able to have one for whatever reason. I mean like there's obviously a wonderful life without having a baby. I'm haller. But you know it's like you like to believe that if there's something that you want to have out of life you can get it. I don't know what am I talking about. I gotta go bathroom. You know this is what happens. Who raised you to think like that? You can have anything you want. Why am I? Why am I? Why am I? Why am I so the people who jump off buildings or shoot up those

offices? You don't ever tell your child that. Here's what you tell your child. Life sucks, okay? It sucks. You're gonna cry a lot. But you also have fun sometimes. So just look forward to those parts and just get through the rest, okay? Yeah. Exactly. Something like that. There. I hope Kenya just held the headphones up to her pregnant little belly. That was, that was a really, it was a really very thoughtful thoughtful speech. You just gave her. I appreciate it. Yeah. So Kenya just in case everybody's worried that Kenya's gonna soften up because you know she's a bon-nauon staff. So Vivica comes on stage and she's like oh my god her face looks so bad. Well she does. She goes, she's basically like her face looks terrible. It's great call back to the the apprentice but before

that happened we then cut to candy burst at home and she's just singing on a microphone in a purple room going oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh So, me, I have to just keep out, cut out the rail and just keep that, keep with that, say. So I'm just doing that, say. Say, I'm her golden microphone. Now, that purple room, that had to be a Todd thing, right? That was clearly Todd who chose the purple room. No, she's trying to make it look like a fancy coffee shop. That's her decor. It's like those purple walls, then white fur wigs, and those silver vinyl booths and stuff.

I hate it. It's worth wave coffee shops. Yes, it's like at least a van to pump mall coffee shop. Yeah. Carpice pasta coffee candy. Yeah. So, yeah. So anyway, so so candy is working on her voice because she's, you know, she's dealing with the escape towards gosh, Kaggle coming up and they show a flashback

of candy with her band and she's going, whew! We're not doing that. So Todd's like, I'm sorry. I'm seeing you now for now babe. So she's basically telling him, you're coming with me, you work for me. You, my mother can take care of the kids.

And he's like, okay babe, the buddy you're gonna go see, are you gonna go see Borscht's play babe? She's like, um, see, um. Brought a Borscht, because she was good in, oh, bleh. He's like, you're better than me babe. You're amazing.

She's like, well, I was in the one accused of rape, you're better than me babe. You're amazing. She's like, well, I wasn't the one accused of rape you were. To be fair, it's a little easier for me. I'm a right boys. I'm a right girls. So going back to Portia's show. So yeah, Kenya is all shady about about Vivica Fox. And then it's like backstage Kenya and Cynthia go hug Portia's show so yeah Kenya is all shady about about Vivica Fox and then it's like backstage Kenya and Cynthia go hug Portia and it's all nice but Portia's like a little surprise that charade isn't there She still does not realize that charade is furious at her and basically also turning Kim Zolciak against her too Yes, I'm Portia. Portia tells us a little bit out a little bit about her character. She's like honey is

first to tell us a little bit about her character. She's like, honey, it's parallels from Connie. I mean, Connie in display. OK, we all thought you might Connie Britain. So I'm glad you got it. I can logically add that up. OK. She's like, sometimes you've got to choose between a career and a man.

And that's where I'm at. I don't see the other part of the choice. I don't see either part of the choice. But good for you. I like you, Portia. Keep your job, Portia. So let's see, back to stage, Kenya, Yah, Shay, Shay, Shay, and she's like, I can't tell you how much of it. Weren't my heart to see them here?

We've been through so much, but them coming, he raced it all. I'm like, you're not the one who gets to erase stuff and importantly, you're the one who wrote on Sharpie in the bathroom. Yeah, it's gonna take other people to erase it. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, yeah We should mention the fact that Kenya said that Vivica Fox looked great. Oh, the performance was great I mean, she's like, I mean, it's the same performance she did 20 years ago, you know, or 20 faces ago

Yeah, your your performance has come a long way from 20 years ago. It's not on YouTube today. So that's good You little fucker Kenya. I don't like you Kenya. Stop being me to Vivica Vivica miss Vivica Fox ladies and gentlemen the star of Independence Day Vivica Fox. Here she is Vivica tell us what was it like to dive out of the way of the fireball with a dog? The way you dove into that tunnel. I felt my heart dive out of my chest. Independence day. Well, I know something about that. Hittikirls. All the women, independent throw your chunky necklaces up at me.

Oh, I didn't mean it literally. Bob, Oscar, you can keep this. Give that back to Travis Palmer. Okay, so now it's time for the party. Kathy shows up as Pennywise, even candy's fucking costume has to have money in it. It's like, I'm wise with pennies. Okay, candy, we get it. Cointives important to you.

You don't literally have to come as something named after a coin. She looked terrifying. She looked even more terrifying than Pennywise because she already has a Joker face just without the makeup on. So when she actually got into character, it was like, Oh my God, Candy is horrifying. And she brought Richard as a date, which is really cute. So Cynthia comes in from Real House, West of New York. She's just holding a balloon the whole time. I love whenever they can. When ever people started fighting, Candy would be kind of behind them just holding that balloon.

She had so much power because she knew she could just drift up to someone from behind. They just freak them out. Whatever argument was happening, she'd be like, say now, that it was. And they're just like, huh. So Cynthia comes in as a man and Everyone's cracking up and Candy almost falls down. She's not just a man. He really is like what? Some flirting but did you see it wasn't just a man man she was 50 cent did you see the caption that said

50 cents colon 50 cent 50 cent 50 cent Get it. Yes, I got it get it And she brought will and will was dressed as a nerd or quote unquote point dexter and I'm like now will You are at a Halloween costume and you're attractive? Where is your honky costume? You should be dressed as a fireman, a construction worker, a UPS man, a P.T.R.Z.M. Just like spreading them around that he's gay because he is with a man the whole night.

Yeah. See, here's a thing. Here's proof that Will is not gay. Not that there was any question, but if you were gay, he would have been a sexy nerd. He would have had a shirt open. You know, he would have been like, had the glasses, but he would have been really sexy, you know. He would have been a nerd and a jockstrap. Yeah, exactly.

But I think that he was toning it down because Noel was there. And this is the first time that Noel had met Will so he knew he couldn't be slutty. But I'm sorry, I think he actually should have been slutty. And for Noel's just dressed as Cynthia's assistant. It's just so funny to me. For a flat attendant. And Kenya, of course, is like, hi. Hi, I'm a Victorian C-Gram model.

You know what, I allow it because two years ago or three years ago, she came dressed as the Grinch for her Grinch party and she looked crazy. So I think she's allowed to have a pretty costume. Yeah, I see her in it for sure. She earned it. Yeah. Eva's dressed as Cleopatra and looks stunning. And then, of course.

Sure. She's dressed as Target. Cleopatra. Cleopatra. She's a Target. She's dressed as Magic of Cleopatra. The patrach. Shere is dressed as a magic spell. Okay. Any Egypt. Target, Patra.

Yeah, Kenya, by the way, when Kenya walks in, she sees Cynthia and she's like, who is this fight ass man? I almost forgot. I was married, which I am. We didn't. Yeah. So Shere gets her squealy scared voice again or like I'm going to cut this bitch voice when she sees Eva. Cause she's saying, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

I'm going to be a petrature. I'm going to be a petrature. And Eva's, Eva's like, you look beautiful for a non-model. For a woman. See, average women can be Cleopatra too. I'm gonna have my future husband put that in one of his speeches. He's running for a mayor. I'm married. I like your Cleopatra.

It's sort of like Cleopatra, if all that was going on in Cleopatra's life was like her basement. I like it. I'm sure Cleopatra had a basement. She did, she did, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Doesn't that what I'm not we're not I'm not I'm on ladies gentlemen Cleopatra Is that edible chic sail a pyramid say Egypt say Egypt Incredible edible legs. I've got them. That's right girls Mommy can't buy your class

Mommy can't buy your class Mommy can't buy your class Cleopatra's earned my friend get a girl's Egypt Mommy can't buy you class So jaws music is playing it's like done done done done and then Kim and Cory coming with their terrifying mouths That's you can't just like take any kind of terrifying mouth and play jaws music, okay? It's a very specific kind of terrifying mouth and play JAWS music. Okay. It's a very specific kind of terrifying mouth. And Kim's comes in. She's already complaining.

She's like, this is weird. Having in a church. I don't know how to feel about this being in a church. I'm like, how do you think God feels having you in his church? Okay. The issue is not a partiest here. It's that you're here. The holy waters of evaporating.

Okay. That's okay. I brought my own cup. Yeah. She is part the red seas at like the red seas are it's a voluntary thing. They're like we'll do it for you. We're getting out of the way. Yeah, we just don't want to be touched by you. She's like dunking her solo cup into the holy water like, oh, it's church. I just I don't know how to feel about this.

Cora I'm just so Christian. Yeah, yeah, you know, Kim, that holy, Kim, just, I don't know how I feel about this, Kuro, I'm just so Christian. Yeah, yeah, you know, Kim, that holy, Kim, just because there's little Bible verses on the bottom of Chick-fil-A, it doesn't mean you're a good Christian, okay? Yeah, yeah. I'm ass.

So, um, so yeah, and of course, Kenya comes in for the easy shade, but I'm not, listen, we're not above it. She, Kenya is like, what is this crazy mass that Kim is wearing? I'm scared. Oh, that's just her newest face. I'm like that was easy. I'm laughing It's I'm still laughing Meanwhile, no well gets to meet Will and Cynthia's like it's a perfect night to meet Tyler. I'm like, how is this the perfect night to meet?

It is it is actually not the perfect night to meet. It is it is actually not the perfect night. This is the most terrifying. How is she even supposed to know who he is next time she sees him? Yeah, exactly. I'm here to pick you up from dental school. She thinks he has hair. So let's see. Marla shows up with some older dude that she hired to be her old guy. Who is she dressed as? Nesey from Baps, which I actually never saw that. Oh, that's hilarious. I think Halliburr. It was basically Marlanda and Halliburr. That's hilarious.

And Kenya's like, I'm just surprised Marla will hire this older by gentlemen for the night. I mean, isn't it usually the other way around? Like, did you not put a nickel into your husband? Why isn't he here today? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I want to point out by the way, also that's a two-compliant that game premiered in Atlanta after Halloween.

So this is a a chronological episode? Okay. I think they just had to get scenes where Kenny actually shows up. She's like, okay, that's what I'll go. It's a block from my house, okay. Yeah. Tredging along. It's here.

So Shere is a morning Marlow. She's like working up for this big fight with Porsche. This probably not gonna happen. But you know, Marlow, as long as you're on good terms with Marlow, you just send Marlow after her. She doesn't do all the dirt. I mean, Marlow literally started to fight about him. I welcome that.

Okay. Yes. A new low slash high for this show. And pulled a Porsche on Porsche by pulling her, you know, weave, bail thing. So, Dini and Greg show up. Greg is a giant roach, which poor Greg. I feel like this outfit works now,

but he's at it forever. You know what I mean? Well, I feel bad for him because this man was having heart trouble and maybe a stroke or something earlier this season. What do you do? You put him in a big, stuffy costume. What the, can't you put Bryson in that?

He is the one who wants to be a comedian. Not Bryson. Greg's friends. Yeah, just Bryson taking a chair. Okay, find a costume with a chair. I do it every year. I'm sure he can. Yeah.

So they come in, he's a rich and she's the workin' man. And Sarrey is like So Kim is making this Milton Burrell face. I don't know what her face was supposed to be But it was horrifying. I get that the shit looks good like you know when you're in the mirror and you like stand up straight And you look at yourself with the right angle in my Siding and you're like, I look cute and then you see pictures on Facebook later and you're like, who did this to me? Yeah, I feel like that's like Kim every time she sees video for face movie. It's gotta be. How do you do that with your face and not be horrified by yourself? I don't even know what's going on with Kim. I don't. I don't. she's I don't know I don't know I don't melt and burl fake So I'm just gonna steal the burl first. It is it is you know what I think that's actually very good

The more I think about I think it's a very apt description. It is a very Milton Burl face Mixed with burlap sack Milton burlap sack so Yeah, Kim is just like scowling. Well, I've went on laughing. For sure is like hashtag a couple petty goals. And I'd like that. Kroy is just again, he's just smiling. No idea what's happening. Yeah, but he's like, you're mad. You're mad now, Kroy. He's like, he's like doing tongue anger, which is hilarious to watch. I don't know if he was

really trying to be mad or if he was just trying to see if he could still feel the space. Yeah maybe, maybe both. So then Shere goes up to Kim and she's just in a full Lisa run emoji. Like girl, lady and Greg. Dress is, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Trace she goes to the road You're a bitch you see my face and I'm And crores like I love it. That's like good humor. That's like funny. That's that's funny Not funny not funny. Yeah, it's not funny. Yeah, it's not funny. Yeah, it's not funny. I'm a second-care honey. Not funny. Okay, we're gonna go the freeway, dear.

So Cynthia tips Neenie a bunch of money and stuff. Okay, Kim Kroy. So everybody is now starting to surround Kim and Kroy because you know that if Neenie and Kim are there, we're like three hours into this party. Yeah. Kenya, Kenya, Neenie, and Kim, all of the party. They've been here 19 hours. Oh, yeah. So everybody's like, please fight, so we can just get this day over with. Please. So it's like, I can't talk about my basement anymore. Okay. I chewed on an extension court today. Please wrap it up. Yeah. So yeah, they're talking about who knows what and the road just name and even even sort of like

backs out of this company she's like whoa I'm gonna step out so Kim starts kissing Shere is asked she's like well guess what you're you're that's not a real Cleopatra you're a real Cleopatra Shere your's a pretty yours is a party even like in a lad and Cleopatra which doesn't make

sense and it's feels big Lee offensive and then everyone then I just cuss everyone else in Florida yeah Eve is like an Aladdin Cleopatra, which doesn't make sense and it feels vaguely offensive. And then everyone then it just cuts everyone else in like, I can't for you, no. Yeah, everyone's like, no, Shreys Cleopatra was where Shreys came from, like, a bag from the dollar store. Yeah, everybody's just silent. The producers ask who's his best and they're like, um, so Greg is, Greg is like, hey, man, will you put this in my mouth?

I was like, no, whoa, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like come down well, you know, home up, bro. So Greg can't eat because of his stupid costume. God bless. This is so cruel to Greg. It was funny. So now Candy approached us, Ray and Kim Kim and she's got her little balloon. And Kim is like, Oh, look at you, Candy. Look at your pretty

teeth. Who says that? What's the horus? She's the everything that comes out of Kim's mouth today is offensive. Okay. And so she's like, did you see me? Okay. And so she's like, did you see me? I'll fit and she'll guess on it. Yeah, they basically just talk about it. And again, Candy is, I can't really focus on what Candy was saying because she just looks very, very terrifying as Pennywise. Yeah, she was just basically there to start, you know, make sure that they were starting

to do it, which I weren't really. So psychic solutions lady, there's now there's a lady who gets a chiroin for psychic solutions. Yeah. She looks like just like Kyle's, she's my proof. She looks just like Kyle's psychic. Yes. Yes, that's right. And she's like Cynthia, there's a man in your life and uh I don't think

he's leaving anytime soon. Good call. Wow. Yeah. He is. He's gonna take a residence on the couch. Um yeah. No, I know. I was like, wow, that was really specific. Thanks. Yeah. She's like Cynthia. I see giving a lot of brides to an airport. Pretty sure it's the Atlanta airport. That was amazing job. So, fortunately, I'm sure Hay and Kim and Portia's sister and Candy just moves behind them because she knows it's about to get good. She moves behind them and just stands there with her balloon. Yeah, exactly. And Portia comes over to Shre and she's like, so what are you talking about? And Shre goes, you, and then she gives this evil smile, like, like you fucking bitch. I know what you said about me. And then Portia's like, Ha, Ha, Ha, you and Shre is like, yes, you and does the smile again. She's like, how many times have you

to smile? You guys smile? You guys smile. And you can't play games like that with Porsche because if she doesn't know what's going on, she'll just repeat what you said. Yeah. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I like to buy you Pat. So Siree is like, no, we've established a little something. Wouldn't she say so? Borsha? She's like, you? Yes.

Well, can you honestly say that I haven't been instrumental in helping you be friends with all the girls? I like that you're basically morse coding your entire line, Siree. Yeah. And Borsha is like, you don't play instruments. If you tell, I love telly. I love telly.

I love telly. I found out it's not vegan. Don't tell anybody. Oh. Ha, ha, ha, ha. So, uh, Masha is going gonna try with this lame ass fight what it porcisei not to Trusted girls also So me as Shamiya starts to explain she's like well what happened was

She was feeling a certain sort of way and I said and she was like I don't trust any want or something like that And she's like even Sharay, like even Sharay, da da da da da. And then Lauren jumps in and she starts to try to defend Porsche being like, well, she was crying. It was emotional or whatever. And you know, Sharay is like, oh, then Sharay is basically like, why are you shut up? And Lauren's like, I'm talking and Sharay is like, well, you shouldn't be. And it's like, boom. Yeah, boom, boom.

And Kim's like, listen, you got to look at someone's character in certain situations. Yeah. In a trance situation. You're on solo cop, Kim. Nasty. And then Porsche, instead of just staying calm and brushing it off, Porsche is like, you shouldn't talk about character, Kim. It's like, who?

Oh, hell no. And then Porsche, I think echoing all of us is like I'm confused So then she starts trying to explain she's like listen, I sent that text message when I was leaving Barcelona and everything went left and came like she's lying Yeah, she's lying. I could tell the character I read characters Can't tell if you didn't even's so to work just be quiet over there Well, but what's the back on they show? Well, what's annoying is that Porsche is actually starting to try to state her case and Kim interrupts and it Side tracks everything and so porcelain do you want to have this conversation alone and tries like well?

No, because you seem to be perfectly fine when Lauren was butting in so you know what I'm gonna get a cocktail instead seemed to be perfectly fine when Lauren was budding in. So you know what, I mean, we'll get a cocktail instead. Yeah, Saraje's just decided she's going to go against Portia because it's an easier reunion for her. Yeah, I mean, that happens really right at the last episode. I think at the end, everyone's like, we have nothing for this season. We had to cut Kenya watching a fucking play that nobody would go to. So you guys have to do something.

So, so then Neenie, so Portia's like, Oh my God, I don't know what's going on. So Neenie goes over to her and is like, listen, so remember how I was telling you to do that. And she goes, yeah, but we talked about taking the power away like how I just did. First, people were thinking, Neenie has roaches. And now they're thinking that wasn't roaches in her bathroom with Briel. It was Greg. Totally less crazy now, right? Yeah, total queen of accountability, Neenie leaks. So Neenie is trying to coach Porsche a little bit. And Marlo just comes stomping over. She's like, hi So Porsche I was on Henny you were on Henny and like

You know, I don't like talking to her. Can I look at you look at me? So listen, I don't believe it when people say you don't like accountability because I think you're pretty accountable Like I heard you have a CPA which is pretty impressive because I didn't know you could count to ten You know what I'm saying? Oh anyway, and for sure it's like fuck this and starts running away So Marla Marla just starts chasing after her Okay Accountable yeah, so Marla just starts going after her so it's like Pong at her tool on on her dress, but not it was just sort of like this lazy

tool on her dress, but not it was just sort of like this lazy kind of fight of like I'm gonna follow you in swat a few times. And then even Neenie, Neenie was like just back off. Yeah, it's like the most boring let it go ever. So I Neenie will never be in frozen. Like she's just like let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go, let it go. I know, let it go. So you could tell a model was throwing this party because when Marla was trying to talk to uh, Portia, she was, I think she was eating TikToks, uh, TikToks off the buffet. Oh god. It's like, what is she putting in her mouth? They just like little TikToks. Model party. There was also like no one there. It felt like they were in a community room at a small town. Right. It's like the sort of room that I had my sixth grade dancing. Yes, I don't think that anybody told people that the church was decommissioned

or it was Twitter people because Eva was walking around going, hello, I'm Eva. Hello, I'm Eva. Hello. Hi, I'm an America's next top model. Thank you. Husband, my boyfriend's running for mayor. There he is over there in a suit I guess as men in black but not in a black suit. Ah Yeah, what the fuck yeah, if you're gonna least fake a costume Just come in a black suit If you're gonna pretend to be something just be pretend mayor. Yeah, it's like Davis Eva's been doing it the whole season So Nina Nina tomorrow is oh, yeah, she's just like let it go. So Neenie,

in Portia, she goes, well, that went left. Now, I love that Neenie sitting here is the pillar of maturity. Yeah. So she starts to counsel Portia and she's like, listen, what I think you should do. Well, what do you think about if I bring in all the girls over here They stand in front of you and you just say look I Fucked up whatever I did. I fucked up. I fucked up and porcise like no, I'm not gonna do a town hall meeting She's like look all you have to do is stand all the girls here and say this was uber's fault Yeah, and they'll forgive you. Yeah Yeah, you didn't realize you didn't realize that there were a lot of ubers that candy say this was Uber's fault. And they'll forgive you. Yeah.

You didn't realize that there were a lot of ubers that candy likes to take. And so when you said that, you know, she and Todd rate people, that really ruins her Uber score. So just say, I'm sorry. Maybe it's like, look, everybody is sick of you changing your location, okay?

So you're about to get councils. And it's gonna cost five dollars. So Eva is giving out awards for the best costume. And she's like, Marlo's like, I want something, finally, my life, I want something. Like, you're runner up. Yeah. And said the winner was 50 cent.

It was great watching Marlow realize. It was very Tracy Flick in election, thinking she won student body president. But instead 50 cent is the winner. And I don't understand. Everyone was like, wow, Cynthia is such a hot man. I'm like, I didn't really see it. I didn't get it.

Wasn't working for me. But either way, she wins. Uh, and she also wins something else. 51, the end of the season now. And this was really lame because nothing happened. Really Marla tried to pull a veil. Porsche refused to fight, Kim refused to fight, Neenie refused to fight. She tried to just try to make up some fight to make everybody else happy, that's a work.

Yeah, and so we got our little updates with the end of season. So Cynthia's was, despite Cynthia's 50 cent costume being a hit, 50 cent was officially over in February when she turned 51. She's still getting to know Will after nine months of dating. Ha. Then Neenie is like, for future advice for me for myself. Keep going girl.

I know. I know. Kate Greg's just sitting there looking bored in his cockroach costume. Like, when do we get to go home? Yeah, he's falling asleep. And then it says Neenie. Or so. What says after hitting a speed bump with her uber joke, Neenie is back on the road doing her one woman comedy show. Kasa Leaks remains bug and beer man free. But it does have leaks. So that's sad. So Portia is like, it's basically Portia was in a play.

I want to apologize. Yeah. Then Candice is sitting with the psychic and the psychic's like, this banjo in, it'll stay together two to three years top. Sorry about that. And they just, so can't be faced doing this. Yeah, sure.

And then they're like, yeah, she's home and she's going to do a food truck. And then I have to go bathroom, so badly. Shere is like, Shere's update is with the, with the basement done. Shateau Shere is fun like complete But the man cave could be empty for a while because Tyrone still isn't checked to schedule to be released until 2022, which is true. He was not parole Yeah, for like that's their master Could have happened to a nice to guy. So Kenya is, can you get the last the last thing which is really confusing?

Are you firing or not? Yeah, it's a send off. It's like I don't think they're firing her Kenya is, Kendi gets the last thing, which is really confusing. Are you firing or not? Yeah, it's a send-off. I don't think they're firing her. I think that's all in people's heads. Maybe. I think she'll be back. She's having a baby.

So now she's like, I made my debut at Elton Johns Oscar party. I think those were $15,000 tickets, by the way, right now. Really? Wow. Well, either way, yeah, she made her debut, and now they're jitting off to Barbados in Egypt, speaking of Cleopatra.

No word on whether home is New York or Atlanta. Dot, dot, dot. She's just gonna have a bunch of baby clothes from old baby with tags on hanging in a closet, exactly. And with that, the season ends. I'm looking forward to the reunion. I think it's gonna be a great reunion. I think it was sort of an

I mean, it was still a good entertaining season. Just it's hard to come off the last season, but the reunion will probably save the day. Um, and that's it. We're gonna speed this up really quick. So thank you, go pee. I'm going into a into a cloud of dust is like, you guys, thank you so much. This was a fun crazy episode. See us in Irvine, watchcraftedans.com, and we'll be back. We've got a funky schedule because we could do some traveling, but we got tons of shows to cover this week, so just keep tuning in, subscribe, and our episodes will just arrive in New York in box.

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