Watch What Crappens - RHOA: Where There's a Will, There's My Way

Episode Date: August 2, 2022

Todd and Kandi go back and forth on estate planning this week on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Fun! Also, Sanya tries to force a couples trip on the non couples and Drew tries it with Sheree again. And fails. Again. This week's bonus is about Ben's air fryer journey. Find all of our premium bonuses and video recaps at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Well, I guess I could say it. I don't know why I'm like being coy about it. Taylor Armstrong officially cast as a cast member on Real Housewives of Orange County. So of course, we're going to discuss that tonight, wait in about that. I'm sure I can't wait to talk about that. I have a lot of thoughts. But not an interesting thought.

Well, I mean, like not like, I don't have a lot of hot takes, but a thoughts, you know, because most of you think about people like Joel Zarin, well, other people be joining other cast, you know, how are the people going to act react? What is big? Like I'm thinking about all sorts of generally inconsequential things, but I'm using nonetheless. So like, I'm excited to talk about that

with all our listeners and get into it and find out who everyone else and one wants to see come back to one of these shows. I mean, gosh, Vicki passed over. Tamer got the orange, Taylor got the orange, and Vicki's just sitting there on the sidelines with Jill's Aaron just waiting to get that phone call. Yeah.

Yeah, I actually felt bad for Taylor because the internet basically went, it was like the internet was just like, like silent burp, and then you blow it out to the Taylor news. So yeah, it would be interesting to see what people think. Well, because yeah, well, I'll get into it tonight. I'll get to talk about it tonight. I know. I'm sorry. See, I got I had a lot of coffee right before this. I had a very, very salty breakfast burrito, which

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This week instead of Real Housewives of Dubai, we will be covering the latest episode of Mary Dometeson Because we haven't checked in with Mary Dometeson this season yet, and we need to do it We need to do so it's been a great season. So that'll be out Wednesday and Our Game of Thrones podcast called Winter is Crapeting will be coming back for the Game of Thrones prequel Suns of dragons House of the drag of blouse people. Yes With dragons

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strength, uh, which I was shocked. I would have thought it would have said like, Laura Kyeve is my strength. But you know, the Lord is confused on strength too. The Lord is my strength. I love that you tell yourself that while you're drinking an addictive substance. Okay. Yes. So Lord, you're just drinking because you're drinking

some coffee with some bourbon in it right now. So can you drink the Lord? You might want to take a sip. Okay. And that's from the Book of Home Goods. So then we go over to Drew who's at home with her mom and Ralph. And Drew's like, well, you know, I was a junior deacon. And Ralph's like, yeah, and also, she said that she managed

the medical practice and then she got fired. She got fired from it. And Jeanette's like, I fired you. And I guess Drew fell asleep on like a medical exam table or something like that. Classic Drew, classic Drew. And then we see Shirey with Cairo and she's telling him that she's working on Shirey and that she was going to be doing some unisex hoodies and joggers and she needs Cairo to model for her.

Yes. And he's also making music now because she wants to hear it and he's like, I'll let you hear the cleaned version. She's like, yeah, I wanna hear all the versions. By the way, I just occurred to me later on on the episode Shreya talks about like one of the things that her joggers are gonna have for the men, is it's going to really promote a visible penis line.

And then she's like, I want my son to model this. I'm like, and retrospect looking at the scene, it's a little bit like, whoa, I mean, look, we've seen that video, but wow, it's still sort of weird for the mom, you know? It's a same thing. Yeah, that's true, right? She's like, I wanna see you Dixway, come.

Come. So I had like a palm tree in the wind. Yeah. So also her kids, hey, listen, your kids have potty mouths. One of them has a sex podcast and the other one needs to make a clean version for his mother. Hey, these kids need some spanking. What is wrong with America in 2022? What is happening? Hey, I'm gonna congratulations on she by Sh charay. I'm going to I've got a present for you. It's a mug that says the Lord is my strength. Breathe it hard. And it comes with a bar of soap to wash out some children's mouths. So then Todd and Candy are going to have a

meeting in their guest house, which I like. I just love that you have a whole separate house to have family meetings in. Yeah, but it's actually not a meeting. I thought it was a meeting too. I actually initially wrote down they're having a meeting because they had like meeting walk. They have a certain walk that they do

when they're about to sit down and have a tough meeting, but they actually are having a birthday party, but they have definitely their biggest meeting look on at that moment. Well, they have definitely their biggest meeting look on at that moment. Well, they have they have upcoming meeting. Like because there's a meeting later in the episode so I got to confuse. But yeah, it's just a separate house, but Candie's like so successful that she can have a separate house to have a kids birthday party in. And then a separate truck away from the separate house so she doesn't have to be around the kids

at the birthday party. I mean, that's success. That was a flex. I thought the same thing. I was like, wow, we're now somehow on the same property, we are still two residences away from the main house now. Yeah. And she gets a gaming truck for the kids to plan,

which I thought was funny because, you know, I'm from Texas, so our gaming truck was getting the back of the truck, it's your birthday. And then someone drives really fast down a dirt road and all the kids try not to get flung off. You know. I know, you're not. I would have loved a gaming truck when I was a kid.

Like if they had that, I mean, we had our kids, which was its own, had its own special joy and excitement. I mean, going to the arcade was, I didn't get to do it a lot because my parents were not really arcade parents. They were more like, we're gonna take you to a museum. I'm like, mom, but like when I did get to go to the arcade, like that. Now that. My parents were like, no, that was joy. My parents were go to something on your fucking own kind of parents. They would they're like, bye, there's this skating rink, which has an arcade in it. We'll pick you up in six hours. Have fun. Yeah. Yeah.

$5. Here's $5 for the next six hours of your life. I mean, fairness, really. So let's see. So people come over because it's Ace's birthday. He's going to have a regular birthday party, but this is just like his small party. You know, it's a small party with a gaming truck. So, but it was actually, even with a gaming truck,

it was actually a freshly normal for a birthday party. Like there was an ice cream cake and there were balloons and I would like that was it. It was not Taylor Armstrong's tea party, you know, where the kids played in the dirt while the parents sat at that long table. Like it was just like, here's a nice cream cake and it made me actually really want some ice cream cake. No.

Shocker. Yeah. Well, what does it? I know. I've got to say I'm like, well, look, hey, that's a nice folding chair. I really could use some ice cream cake. That could be literally anything. You'd be like, can I want my one on ice cream cake? So I thought it was so cute how you become your parents

at such a young age because Ace is so taught. He's like, he comes in and everyone's like, surprise Ace and he's like, I am so excited because it is my birthday. And he raises his arms. I mean, racism's arms. I was like, wow, you've got that same Todd Wax around with. Yeah, you've got small Todd energy.

Yeah, he does. So meanwhile over at the archive, Shreya is there with Marlow, and Michael misses being at Marlow. Oh, Michael, oh yeah, the Marl is talking about how her nephews are like missing being being with her. And then one of them is like not showering or doing anything all day long. And like, I guess playing video games all day.

So it sounds like they're really, it was not so beneficial to move them over to the sister's house. So turn to whatever. That's what we do. I love when they make, they take normal things and make them sound like manic depression. They're like, yeah, you know, Michael, he doesn't do anything all day. He just lies on the couch and plays Xbox, doesn't brush his teeth. I'm like, so it's a weekend.

I mean, what the fuck? Like, do I need to check in somewhere? It's like, wow, what an unmotivated child. He's gonna go nowhere and laugh. Meanwhile, I'm like, I was late to the podcast today because I was literally playing Elden Ring. I know. I feel so attacked by this scene.

Also, what makes me feel attacked is this fake ass weave a toncouch in Marlow's office. Are we supposed to believe that that is a real Louis Vuitton couch? We don't. My butt itches just looking at that thing. Yeah, very itchy butt forward. So, Sonia shows up. And then, meanwhile, we now are cutting back and forth between the two, the archive and the party. So Todd starts

talking about security because they had that guy, you know, Beyonce's family member who showed up. And then they're just like talking about different police officer or like security things. And Kenya is like, Kenya is saying, is she getting off duty police officer for the community? Because that's what Cardi B does. And she lives like a mile from me, which was basically just her long way of saying, how close she lives to Cardi B.

That's really all she wants to offer up. Cardi B probably got that security guard because of you. Can you just very close? Please someone stay out here because you know can you just drive spy on her? You hear the electric car like? I was not dancing with the stars. Did you see? I was not dancing with the stars, did you see? So then, yeah, so just like more of that. So Candy tells that she says that she had to shut down her play also because Omakaran hit the cast and they were like, they basically were losing too much money because of it.

And she tells us, she's like crying because she feels like she is, things don't just happen and that she's worked really hard her whole life and she wants to make it happen. And not just for her, she wants like even the playing field for African Americans who are creatives, which is great. I think it's, it's wonderful, you know, it's a nice moment. So then back at Lalkiv, they start talking about Blue Ridge and Sheree is like, oh Marlow, I thought so, so bad for you. And Sonny is like, well, you know me and Kenya have gotten long great, but I just feel like if you're going to calm then don't ruin the trip for everyone.

You know, Marlow is like, yeah, and I was disappointed in Candy again because who's right is right. And who's wrong is wrong. You're wrong. You kicked your kids out of the house. And then you picked them out of the house. You are wrong. You are in every situation right now. Why are you mad at candy? Is she mad at candy because candy knew candy was coming and didn't say anything. Is that why? Is she mad at candy because candy went on the trampoline? I don't understand where candy is like the one who gets, you know, hold out a class here. I look what happened?

Candy and can't, yes, from what you said, yes, she's mad that she didn't warn her about Kenya, but also she's been coming for candy and Kenya a lot of season because they're, you know, top, they're the top. She's been looking for reasons, yeah. She's playing King of the Chill. King of the Chill. So then back to Drew, Drew is talking to, she's at the little party or whatever.

So she's like, you know, I'm just trying to limit the liquor intake because of Blue Ridge. That was crazy. And Ken is like, yeah, what's Marlow's deal? Like, why is she coming for me? Why does she always have a bone for me? And Drew's like, do you need a bone? Oh wow.

Your prop wasn't great enough. I'm glad you brought it up. I can't do that. She's not even smart enough to try and brush that prop under the rug. She's like, remember my prop, guys? Yeah, she's really trying to make it happen. So then, Sonia in at our archive, is talking about how she felt the trip was off balance and that she, because it actually, she's talking about how the New York trip was off

balance, because some people had like a man there, some people didn't. So for Jamaica, she wants everyone to have a plus one. Like it can be, you know, a lover, it can be a friend, whoever you want. So she decides to call Kenya to let her know this news. And you know, she's like, she tells her, oh, this is a prelude to Jamaica. Like I want to have everyone over on Saturday. But before that, I want to be clear that it is a couple's trip. I'm like, Sonia, if you're trying to talk about

how you're creating some sort of like couples parody or whatever, don't lead with that. Lead with, I'm giving everyone a plus one because not everyone is in a relationship or something like that, but don't be like, I want to be clear that this is specifically a trip for couples, people who are in love only, but also you can have a plus one.

Yeah, she can fuck off with her couples trip, okay? As a constantly and forever single person, fuck you and fuck that. I don't wanna hang out with you and your stupid husband anyway. Go away and isn't your husband gone like nine months out of the year? Who are you like get the fuck out of here with that and Kenya's like, yeah, I'm tired of this. Bye. And she hangs up on her Which is really weird that I'm on team Kenya so much of the season. It feels weird for me

But I'm just gonna go with it because I love that and then Sonya's like what the fuck? But the fuck with you that's bullshit. How dare you? Well, it's just no, I think the idea that she gives everyone a plus one is nice. No, it's not. It's nice if you're giving them the option, but saying you have to bring somebody, no, I'm not in a couple on purpose. I don't want to bring somebody and have to share a room with that fucker. If I wanted to go on vacation with that fucker, I would have invited them. Why the fuck do I have to invite someone to put up with you guys? Oh, I didn't realize that you had to bring a plus one. I thought you were just saying everyone is allowed to bring a plus one. No, she's

saying you have to have you have to be in a couple. Oh, either way, she definitely did not pitch it properly. So, you know, that patch. Yeah, that patch girl. So then Marlow goes, she thinks she's queen B. I'm like, well, she kind of is maybe Candy II, I don't know. But like, it's definitely, I mean, she's definitely not not Queen B. Yeah, and Candy's like, yeah, I mean, look, I mean, Candy is going through a divorce. So why are you pushing that

when somebody's going through a divorce? Now that said, can you will be going through a divorce for 10 years, because that's how Candy does things, but at the same time, you know, fuck this idea. So, um, um, um, uh, Sonja's like, yeah, I've got to pull her aside, cause that is not cool. And Marlowe's like, well, just kill her with kindness. Like I do. I'll start laughing and kind of itching their bets.

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It's like a new spin-off on NBC tart to tart I don't know. I'm just gonna put it out there like if you're gonna be someone that's gonna be about like mending relationships, I don't know, come up with a stage name. I feel like Tartn is not where we were gonna go with it, you know. So he's like, I just want you to know, I'm a Christian therapist, so do you mind if we start with some prayer?

So I'm all like, yes, please. Say do like a prayer, not the song like a prayer not the song like a prayer they just do a prayer can you imagine a church therapist I want to take you there like like a dream I don't think Cynthia would appreciate that given that X was in that music video you know it's crazy I don't think Cynthia would appreciate that, given that her ex was in that music video. You know it's crazy, I don't know any prayers, and I also don't know the song like a prayer. So there you go, I'm just realizing that this episode. I think the reason why people love like a prayer

when it comes on at parties is because the lyrics are so slow that everyone has a really good shot at learning them. It's like, life is a mystery. Everyone can't. Oh, everyone can't see. No one really knows. I'm always bad at lyrics. So like if I have the song playing, I'm great, but on my own, that's why you always hear me like mess up quotes on this podcast because you get like I don't know what it is. Everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name. And it feels like heaven, heaven, heaven, heaven. Oh, that was mom. Mom.

Oh, mom. Oh, no. Come. So the way it was weird way to start the therapy session. Yeah, so she's talking to Tarte and now she's like, I'm so sorry to have this right now. So she talks about the kids and how she freaked out and basically kicked them out. And she was frustrated because they take everything for granted. And she says, make the bed. And he says, I did make the bed, but it's not made. And then they punch the wall. And he's like,

hi, let me read this out of my coffee book Bible. That's just how kids fucking are. That is from John 3, 7. Okay. Well, you know, the thing with boys, they don't really listen. You know, a wise man, Jesus once said, boys will be boys, so therefore we just have to let them be that way. So he basically is like, well, you should have a schedule, like homework at seven o'clock. And you know, Taco Tuesday.

Yeah, she's like, what I do Taco Tuesday and he's like, then give yourself credit because out of all of the options you have tacos. So he's like, but you know, the thing we do want to guard against is we don't want them to feel abandoned. And she's like, but I'm afraid. And so basically she's like, okay, I'll do that. Basically, he says everything that all the other women have said,

but because he's a professional, she listens to him. And he's hot. And you know, it's like another tart. And I'm wondering if he just comes up with names that are convenient for whoever's coming in. You know, like, well, hello, I'm Dr. Entrepreneur. Can he have a seat? He's basically that guy with all the faces on Game of Thrones.

He's like a therapist has no name. This would ever make you comfortable at the time. Just like it. Hello. I'm Dr. It's not a wig, it's real. Have a seat, Kenya. Thanks for coming in. Hello, I'm Dr. joggers. Come on. Take a seat, Shirey. Yeah.

So, canty and Todd. So now is where they have the family meeting. Riley and Kayla are both there. And so basically, I mean, talk about, talk about like, I mean, you got a you got a bucket or seat belts with all the energy happening The room basically you basically feel like you shotgun a red ball after watching the scene for sure Now the adrenaline is pumping by the way, they're in like a a very pink room with like a saber tooth Tiger skull or something that's like right on the coffee table. It was definitely a look. So so basically the girls walk in and Todd says to his daughter, Kayla, he goes, what's

up, Kay Boogie? She goes, nothing tired. We're killing it this season guys. We're killing it. Then Riley walks in and Candy goes, so how are you? New Yorkers doing it at Lanza and Riley goes, word. Wow. That's great. So Todd's like, what kind of liquor are you guys drinking?

And of course, sober over here. And he's like, yeah, right. I'm like, yeah, right. So Candy's like, yeah, right. I'm like, yeah, right. So, Candy's like, guys, so far this is a gaming truck. It's real fun, but I'm gonna have to change the topic. We're gonna get our trust done. Form we die. Let's talk about that.

You know, for anybody wondering what's going on on the real housewives of Atlanta lately, it's as fun as it used to be. Let's have an estate planning scene. Well, it was worth it just for this moment where they start listing the properties and they're like, okay, well, obviously Todd and I had properties before we met and on the left side of the screen,

we have like song publishing, candy factory, bedroom candy house, guest house, Mama Joyce's house, tags boutique and on the right side on Todd's side, which goes, New Jersey condo. So Todd tries to pitch this like, listen, you know, when we pass, it's going to look like a lot of money, but then, you know, there's like taxes and stuff like that.

And I don't want it to seem like, look, there's five million dollars, but then there's only $130,000 left or something. So they just cut to rally space. Like, there's no way that math's, sir. Like that does not math, sir. So I'd rather give it to you throughout your life so that you could have financial wealth in your whole life. So here's a dollar.

Thank you for this meeting. Bye everybody. Yeah, he basically doesn't want them to blow through the trust money, which of course no one wants that, but also that's kind of like saying, I don't trust you girls. And also, if anyone is talking about blowing through money, I'm not sure that should be Todd. I mean, I think he, I think the reason the reason why he fears that they're going to blow through $5 million of trust money is because he knows he would do that because that's what he does.

I mean, what wasn't there? There was the Mexican restaurant that he bought and just sat there for a year paying money on it when it wasn't operational because he's dragging his feet. There's like all these all his like weird shit that he buys, like condo, etc. Like he is like the one who it seems is mismatching money the most. Wait, wait, wait, before we continue this, what is it everybody get a taco at this new taco truck business that is only a business for family meetings that I've put all of our money into. Well, yeah, because remember, right before COVID, I think maybe it was the season that was airing, I think it was air right before COVID where he, I think it was a Mexican restaurant or something. And candy was like, but Todd, like, there could be, there could be a recession in a moment.

You never know what's going to happen. And then gonna happen. And then the world gets turned upside down, just like in Hamilton. But I don't wanna hear about Todd lecturing people about money management. Yeah. First buy a generator for OLG and then we'll discuss. Yeah, for real. But also when it's like candy's money, right?

Because I know that they're married, so now it's both their money. And it's not like Todd doesn't work, he does stuff, for real. But also when it's like candy's money, right? Because I know that they're married, so now it's both their money. And it's not like Todd doesn't work. He does stuff, I guess. But from what we see on the show, it's candy's money. I'm still very much candy's money. So you don't want the kids to be able to touch that money while you can still touch that money.

Yeah. That being said, I actually do think a schedule is the most prudent thing. I do think so. I think it's like, because Riley is like, but what if I want to start a business and want to invest in my business? Well, Riley, you shouldn't be investing five, five million of your own dollars into your own business. So like, you're the portion that you get per year will be plenty. I don't understand. I'm not getting money from my parents. So I just sit there mad at this whole scene. Basically, I'm like, a fuck all of you. How about that? That's where I'm coming from, right? I mean, I feel like you just keep that money and just keep it invested and just let it grow

long term. And then you make your own money, like, you know, make your own money, make your own money. And then that way when that, the stuff you have invested, like, is that way when you retire, you have a nest egg, I think, I don't know. Yeah, I literally, I'm not a responsible person. I have no idea. So, Todd's like, you know, if you want to invest, but that's part of the trust, like, have you done two diligence on this business? Do you have a plan? Do you have an empty restaurant that's been sitting there for three years without you doing anything for it? And so, Candy's like, yeah, and the other thing is,

we're talking like we're both gonna die at the same time in a plane accident. Like, what if one of us passes and the other one is still here? And he's like, well, I mean, you guys look at me like I'm gonna be the strict one, and that's just not true. And Riley's like, okay, well then let's just say

you're different and you treat your kids and lifestyles very differently. And then we see a clip of Riley getting this beautiful apartment with a view. And Todd's like, wow, and Kayla's gonna be working 10 jobs for minimum wage to pay for her studio or whatever. Riley is in this enormous penthouse and Kayla is like living under Mr. Moussionic's

flower shop basically. You know, it's like, it's like there's definitely a difference now the parents pamper their kids. Yeah. And so she's like, you know, so if my mom did pass first, I would be in a situation with you. And he's like, that's not true. And so Candice,, yeah, but come on, you wouldn't agree to give her like all the apartments and stuff that I would agree to. And I love that. Like she's like, you know, I did promise Riley one video game truck per month. So yeah.

And for at least like, yeah, and it's also how I spend and you wouldn't let me be on that conversation like my mom does. And Candy's like, so Kayla, do you think Todd's strict? And she's like, oh, dad. Come on guys. Come on. I just want to teach you to be self-sufficient. And then if you do get some of my money, it's a bonus. And you know, I mean, what are parents for if not to teach you? And she's like, yeah, but you always want to teach us a lesson and everything is you need to learn a lesson. And I think Kayla's like 26, how old is Kayla at this point?

She can't be 26. Is she 26? Did they say she was 26? Cairo is 26, which is crazy. Either way, Kayla's mid 20s. It's time for Todd to let her spread her wings and make the mistakes that she's gonna make, you know? Well, she's doing great.

Like she's working in TV, she's paying her own bills and stuff. So I mean, look, I think as a parent, you want your kids to be self-sufficient, but that's not really where the conversation was. It's like supposed to be a state planning, and he's like, well, you kids need jobs. So he's like, I'm really offended

that you think if something happened to you, I wouldn't make it right for Riley. And that shows how disconnected we are. I'm leaving. Yeah, wait a show. Like, wait, you know, I love how he accuses them of being disconnected and walks away. Well, that's not really connected. Yeah, we had a show like way, you know, I love how we accuses them of being disconnected and walks away.

Well, that's not really good. Yeah, it disconnects. And this is an angel. Yeah. Good. Okay. So then it's texting everybody for this birthday because Sonia was going to have like a pre-Jamaica trip, but now she's turning it into a Shure surprise birthday party because

we need three parties for Shirei a season. Right. It's like her third party. Okay. Yeah, she said a lot of parties. Yeah. So they're going to do that. And then we go to Shirei in a fabric store, you know, like a full-priced retail store.

I was like, wow, here I am. Buying fabrics like a responsible person in a retail store in a trendy part of Damn. Yeah, she's just talking to some ladies who work there about like her line and this is where she talks about how she wants the the joggers for the man to have VPO, visible print line and I'm just gonna give the people what they want. My son's dick. So. Swinging dick. I don't think you understand how penis is work.

Okay, you can't have a swinging penis line. A, it's something to live up to. If you're a person with a penis wearing this, okay? It's like some line that you're supposed to live up to. Penises don't just hang there like in one state, okay? It's not like, hey, this is how big my penis is. This is how it's gonna hang all day. They are moody, you know, they're up Yeah, they're in they're out there stretching, you know, they're hiding a Katy Perry song, you know Hot they're cold

Up and they're down Like a plastic bag. Yes, my penis is like yes, I can really feel like a plastic bag, yes. So then we go back over to candy and Todd again. And now Todd is explaining that the he's basically says the daughter the girls are very entitled and that the whole thing didn't feel good and Candy is like well we're a family and it should be a space where the girls can feel comfortable for seeing how they really feel and Todd's like but I'm not supposed to take it any sort of way you didn't trust that I would take care of Riley and make sure she's good it's like no no no interest, no one trusts you, dad.

And then he goes, well, I am more structured. So if you think that I wouldn't give them as much money as you would, you're right. Yeah. So that was the point, you know, yeah, dumb, dumb. So then basically he's in trouble. So now he's like, you were right. So then she talks about how her producers called her and want her to invest in another show.

And she's like, that doesn't seem like a great idea because we lost all this money with that show. And he's like, I say, do it. Everyone, you know, everyone thinks it's going to be instant success, but you just show consistency by doing it again. I actually agreed with Todd on this. This was like the first time ever I agreed with Todd's advice. I do think he was like, why can't you have two shows that close and then you go for

the third one? I agree only because I feel like candy is trying to do something bigger than make money with you shows. Like if she was trying to make money, then maybe she'd like, maybe wait for the better time. But she seems like she's trying to achieve something bigger, you know, in terms of like, you know, creating a space for black creators and playwrights, etc. So I say that she should totally go for it. I think he's had a closer than New Jersey apartment. Personally, I think you've actually

approached her for another few years. I'm like being all-malfey. Yeah, sorry, I just talked over you. But like, I'm being all lofty. Like, yes, this is, this is great for what can't you want? No, just, yeah, he wants to get some use out of that condo. And he's like, it'll just be a few more dollars. The kids won't get.

They start cracking up. So now we go over to Sonja's decorating for the party and, you know, bombs there. I'll the lady start gathering basically to come to this thing. And her assistant Rookim is helping her set it up. But it is very, you know, like party city, let's give some streamers to the ceiling, you know.

Which is fine. Like I don't think it needs to be more than that. But everybody else has something to say about it, you know. If I got some streamers for you, you better be thankful, okay? If I take something on my ceiling for you, I better get more gratefulness than this cast gives. Well, the problem is that Sonya kind of half-ass that either you do a birthday party that's all about decorations and glam, and you have like, you get your photo booth set up and you have a backdrop and you have all this,

you either make it looks, or you make it like, hey, just dust girls, you know? But instead she kind of went like half and half. So it was like some sad catering, a few random streamers. The photo booth,, the photo booth, so the photo booth that they got, you know, it's one of those ones because it had that circle.

It's one of those ones where the camera goes like all around. It's like a 360 photo booth. But like, what is the background? The background's like the living room. Like it just didn't, nothing made sense about it. Yeah. So, Kenya's, Kenya comes and she's got her high paid boy.

She's like, wow, look at your house. So, you know, she's got her high-fake voice. She's like, wow, look at your house. So Kenya's got problems with someone in the room when she comes in with that voice. You know? Hi. So this time it's, who is it? Oh, it's Marlow, who's sitting there.

So Marlow's like, I need positive odds only. And no matter what Kenya does I Trust in the Lord with some cream and two sugars and Yeah, and Kenya's like well, it's always been really easy to ignore Marlo because she's irrelevant So then everyone's giving a song you a shit because it's like so far to get to her. She's, and Kenya's like, I love the neighborhood. Although I had to pack a small lunch to get here.

Oh, love this pattern rug. Oh, you have to get a real treat, not a fake treat. Ha ha ha ha ha. Cardi B has a real treat. I see it because she's a mile away from me. I look behind it as much as possible. Ken is like hiding behind the tree. Hey girl, it's me.

Like it's nobody behind my fake tree in the backyard. So yeah, can you just starts walking around the house, just spouting off her advice on everything, which everybody loves, you know, when they just decorate it their home. Get rid of that, that's stupid. I hate that color. I like floors, but that one's gross.

Everyone needs it. I know. It's I like floors, but that one's gross. Everyone needs I know it's like my mom every time she comes over. I you're gonna keep your shoes there. I just feel like it's the first thing you see when you walk through the door. You should put on the other wall. I don't like the grave that wall. You need no grandeur in this room. So, Sonny is like, okay, I really brought you back here because, you know, you shouldn't be hanging up on me. And it's like, I'll hang up on you anytime I want if you talk that bull crap to me. Hmm. Yeah. And she just started saying how like, you know, like in 2021, she was in a great place and she's just trying to get back to where she was before she was married and not trying to let people walk all over her anymore

and she, you know, she let so much stuff slide in her marriage, which she's still getting divorced from. So she just doesn't want to be taken back to that place. Right. Anything that happens, Kenya is gonna pull out that card. Yeah. You hung up on me. But it's because I wasn't a terribly emotionally abusive marriage and you triggered you triggered feeling some fat Oh, okay, okay. Well, there's another pass for Kenya. How often does that pass and get to work? That said can't you just say fuck you for making me feel like shit that I'm not in a couple that shitty to do to somebody You shouldn't do that. Yeah, yep. Yeah, so candy is

Talking about how they're in the kitchen and Marlos is like Where's Kenya? Where's he? Marlos on that so Marlos talking about how grown woman shouldn't hang up on anybody Like that's not cool and then back with Kenya Kenya's like yeah, you were kind of sending and Sonia's like listen I was just trying to be a girlfriend like I would never put you in a position Where I'm you're emotionally abusive husband and she's like thanks And I was just trying to be a girlfriend. Like I would never put you in a position

where on your emotionally abusive husband. And she's like, thanks. Yeah. Thanks. So then, so that's all settled. And so then now Shreys arriving soon. So trying to set up music to be playing for when she walks in, but they can't set up the music.

And it's just they're like, okay. And Drew is of course very frosty bad. Drew is like, I mean, if Sonia can't host that house party, how are you going to host a whole vacation in Jamaica? I'm like, well, Drew, Monchus says in his energy for Ralph, who had a romantic dinner for you on top of his tailor's office with crab rangoon in a fried basket. Okay. The last time you had people over, didn't you make them eat that shitty kelp or whatever

you were pretending was going to be your new fresh and easy? Please, please give me a break. Yeah. But like the three shrimp on like one spear of asparagus, okay, and like a plastic dental box. So they sing happy birthday for Sherein. She starts yelling and she's like, I'm just so shocked, you know, Sonia, that's one bright or die chick, just like me.

So then they try to do the photo booth, but the photo booth doesn't have a charged battery. So they can't do that either. This isn't going very well. Yeah. So and then they said, okay, we'll eat something first. They're eating and I can't, can't, the cat is like, Sonia, what is with this dry catered food? Okay, I need a whole tin of rum punch

to watch down this dry food. So, they're passing beef patties around, right? And they're catered. And you're also shaming somebody for having a catered party. Like, here, what is this catered gross? I know, but I think it's just more like, it's just like a tray of patties and nothing else.

Like, it just, it was like, I agree. It was not, it was not a spectacle. It was not a TV party. So, Shiree is like, well, the fact that she does not have, why don't we check in or bartender or a photo booth that does, that works. I mean, I guess it's a thought that counts. And I'll give her an A forever.

That's what I'll do. So then the mom's pulling out more food from the oven. And Candy is like, it's trying so stortillas where we might need to make our own food. Ha ha ha ha. She starts running around the house. That's not just like you have one more time in my house, Candy.

You have one more time in my house, Kenya. You have one more time. Yeah. So, uh, candy is, uh, so then candy, they're all sort of snoshing together and candy is like, um, so did you pack those, but did you pack those bones drew for the trip and drew goes, Oh, well, you know, I stay on ready to express myself my way. And when people don't express themselves, when they throw rocks and then oh, well, you know what, I stay on ready to express myself my way. And when people don't express themselves when they throw rocks and then hold their hands, you know? And she's like, well, who threw rocks and hold their hands? You did.

She was, I was addressing the dog that was barking that you had. Yeah, she's like, yeah, I was addressing this dog walking away and that was addressing me for you. And what I'm saying is you brought her around to express yourself. It was another Madonna song. And I'm sure it's like tomato, tomato. I've thrown tomatoes at your bitch, tomato.

I love that. I love, I love when Shrey brings something new to the like the Atlanta, Mexican today was tomato tomato. It's very, very to medicine to remember. I will not come up with my cherry Tomatoes with you Mariah my chariot This is as such for his like I'm throwing tomatoes that you bitch. I'm throwing the magic you deserve them all the tomatoes I'm throwing a mat you deserve them. All the tomatoes.

Tomatoes. And trees like that doesn't even make sense throwing tomatoes. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. What are you saying? And she's like, why don't you just send me talk? And of course, you know, she raised like, this girl lives for me, you know? She needs the attention.

We all know she's not going to give it home. So she raised like, I'm not going to stop talking to Fatume just because this chick doesn't like what Fatume said. And she's like well But she proceeded to get a detective on me and she's like who are we talking who are we talking to you right now? Who we talk who are we talking to you right now? She's what do you mean? She goes are you Andrew? Are you Tiffany? Are you Are you

I can't just like, you just love to fight. You have to sign on the side of the road that says, we'll fight for free, which is funny because that's also kind of Kenya. So Shiree is like, if you guys sit back and think, every time we've had a sit down, she's arguing with someone, okay? Because you always have to make things about you, crush tomatoes, okay? I'm opening up a can of Christmato's, point them on your head and visibly, that's what I'm doing right now. But that lady made it about me. She was the one you said, staff, and she's like, no, your assistant said it. Your assistant was the one that said it. And she's like, well, maybe you just don't remember things because you're getting old and old people can't remember things. And she's like, old, the cold bitch, holding cold. You better hope you look like this

when you get to my damn, my damn age, holding cold. Holding cold. And Marla's like, Drew, Drew, I mean, Drew looks good, but she better hope she in prayer, she looks as good as Sherea.

Sherea's age, because Sherea looks great to be 60. And the producer's like, Sherea's 52, she's like, Oh shit, Sherea's gonna curse me out today. This is like as Marlos new thing, it's just to say that people are 60.

She did it last week, dude. To Kendra. So, Jury was like, wow, you came in real tough today, didn't you? Wee-Dies and Red Bull, Wee-Dies and Red Bull. Tomatoes, Wee-Dies and Red Bull. You know the Amazon is taking all of this down. They're gonna get an Instacart delivery of just like a tons of crap that they didn't need.

I've got me for five months. They're really building a nice menu. So, um, so basically, she's like, listen, you know, at the end of the day, you have no problem with it. So, I guess I just see you now. I just see Shirae and I'm done with it. She starts doing the like wiping my hands of it thing and so Shirae does it back at her. She's like, ooh, ooh, then be done with it. Then be done with it. So can't, oh by the way, Drew was on watch what happens

live last night and I didn't watch it. I just saw a clip before I was like, what about this part? Are you saying that Drew Sadora was not enough of a draw for you just didn't watch watch what happens live? I can't believe it. She's an actress. She likes drops and he runs away the tempo.

Watch cops and it's true. So don't run around. What what happens? Why? So she was on there, I saw a clip of it. And he's like, so what's up with you saying that she should have a baby though she doesn't want to just because

her husband wants her to. And she's like, well, I believe that as a wife that is your duty to give your husband children and she should do that. And if she doesn't do it, he's going to go get those children somewhere else. This is like, geez, okay. We'll also make sure he can't Lisa unmarked white van. Like, what do you want me to tell you Drew? Fucking weirdo. And Ralph is sitting there man spreading

in the front row front center just looking like, yeah, that's right. Fucking gross. And Andy's like, yeah, but what does she doesn't want to? She's like, well, that's right. The fucking gross. And Andy's like, yeah, but what does she doesn't want to? She's like, well, that's her duty as a wife. And he said she sound like the Supreme Court right now. She's like, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. So, uh, anyway, somehow, I'm in position, bitches, lifetime position.

She pulls out a gavel. She's like, here you, here you. I'm an actor, I bring props. What chord are you on? Because I'm on the supremeist chord. So Drew is somehow this winds up with Drew singing Happy Birthday to Shiree because they're like, they like challenge Drew

to sing Happy Birthday. And first she's like, I am not using my voice on this. I am not, but then she's like, you know what? I will use my voice on it. So she's like, happy birthday to you. And she's like, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Well, we all know that Drew doesn't know how to apologize.

So I'm gonna assume this is a apology. Thank you so much, Drew. Thank you. Can I just say this is proof that Drew does not belong on Bravo as if anybody really needed it, but she actually can sing. This channel does not accept people who can actually sing singing Happy Birthday. I don't think it's ever happened before, and it should never happen again.

Because as many terrible things as I can say about you, you being a bad singer is not one. You're a very good singer. Get off this channel. You don a bad singer is not one. You're a very good singer. Get off this channel. You don't belong here. By the way, that is a very true statement. So then everyone sits down and... Happy birthday to you. That's how I got it. I'm just doing Candace in the background next, right? Happy birthday.

So, Sonia has her rules for Jamaica. She has a whole ease of loud. And she's like, she's so first. What a friendly hair, braids, et cetera. And then Jamaica, no problems. So no standoffs. And then Kenny goes, she's just had a rule about this, having this dry, askated food here.

No props. There's another rule. And she's like, I won't promise that. I'm an actor. I'm an actor. So, Sonja's like, listen, no weed, no jail. Okay? Because everybody thinks a weed is legally in Jamaica.

But if you go to jail, I'm leaving you there. Okay? Yeah. And then she says everyone has to be on their best behavior because this is a work trip because I fit or whatever this eye health, I fit, I spandex, whatever it is is sponsoring it. I'm like, are you kidding me? They want nothing but bad behaviors that way.

Oh, wait, we always remember the episode where they went on the trip for eye health. And, you know and there was madness. So please eye health, listen, I thought that acting like whatever this brand is, I can't even remember what the name of the brand is, okay? So like Bravo is a bigger brand than whatever this is. They are the ones benefiting the most.

So you just be true to yourself, ladies. That is my advice to you retroactively. Ugh. And that's it. That's Real Housewives of Atlanta. And it does look like a good trip because wow, they get candy mad. I love it. You can get candy mad. I love that. I'm enjoying the season to be fair. I really am. I think I actually think that there's a good cast chemistry. But I don't know if everyone else is on board with that, as well, I don't know if everyone shares my opinion, but that is my opinion. That is my opinion.

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