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Episode Date: July 25, 2023

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Portugal and Drew is still crying. This time it's because she can't remember making out with LaToya a couple of years back. Her memory is as damaged as Kenya's Stallion booty, which comes crashing to the ground after being an hour late to meet the girls. Does pottery heal all? This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

I've been so much more crap than crap in this world. Well, hello and welcome to Water A Crap owns the podcast. Oh, that crap, we love to talk WaterCrop owns the podcast. Oh, that crap. We love to talk about on you, rubs. I'm Ronnie and that has been over there. Hello, Ben. Hi, Ronnie. How are you?

Good. How are you? I love your tropical background. How gorgeous. Thank you. It's a photo of the Algarve, our Algarve Portugal. Wow. Which is where we are for today's real Housewives of Atlanta.

Everybody, welcome to season 15 episode 11. The Housewives in Portugal. We are on demand on video patreon.com slash watch what crap ends. Hi everybody. If you'd rather watch these on YouTube, you can. They come out on YouTube the week after they're posted on Patreon. So join us over there, come to our socials on Instagram, we're out, watch what crap ends, and then we're at Ben Mantleker and at Ronnie Carroll. That's me. On TikTok and Instagram both. And here we are with little real housewives of Atlanta. Ben, anything you want to say before you jump in?

You know, Atlanta is doing Atlanta fun times in Portugal. Well, it sure, short picked up at the end. I mean, my God. Yeah, some like, well, you know, they, you know, they dips back into the Bolo pool. And I guess that is we're gonna ride that through the end of the season, perhaps. I guess they're like, let's find the scandal.

Yes, and you know, they love some gay panic on this show. That's another thing. They really love. So they jumped into both of those things. Another thing they love on this show, it's not showing up to work. Now Kenya does it this week, but going to the hospital again. Okay, second time. Now this time she did fall, we saw her fall, but not by any means it's gonna come out to her. I think she rather would have just been in that miserable hospital situation than hung out with people she considered beneath her, which are the newbies this week.

Yeah. I think so. Oh, another thing that Atlanta did really well this week was make us think there was going to be some sort of fight, but it was just a joke fight, but they teased it last week. They teased it all through this episode and they teased it in the trailer. And it's just a joke fight, so classic Atlanta. Yeah, fake out and it wasn't cool to do that to Manieta because poor Manieta probably had a whole week of people

like, oh my God, Manieta's coming out. Yeah, it's Manieta's showing up. By the Manieta's punching in. And then nothing, not that God's fucking Manieta. Yeah, Manieta's not great. I want to put my eyes teased down on you. What are you a f***ing co-star? Jesus, make enough art. But, you know, we did have Juicidora doing Juicidora.

Where Juicidora just, you know, really truly being an actor in the funniest ways of being very self-important and being very over the top and then being upset that people would be like, you're being like an actor right now. So that was really fun to watch. Yeah. So we start with their dinner where they were last week and then Shere is giving Drew Shit about the lawsuit brought against her by the young woman who was auditioning, I guess,

to be Drew Sheff and Drew found a hair in her food so refused to pay this lady. And this lady is taking her to Spont claims court for $1,000. And that Drew is crying and sobbing because she can't believe that somebody would bring this up and use it against her. And she's like, I'm tired of my feelings, not being acknowledged. And then we see Candy and the other, in the back of the restaurant going,

and seen when Drew had walked out or whatever. So, which is critical, because that becomes the cornerstone of a big fight this episode. So Drew is like, I'm good, I'm just, I need a moment. Okay, it's all fun and games, and we can all say whatever. But this lawsuit is a really big throw on my side. I'm just, I need a moment. Okay, it's all fun and games and we can all say whatever But this lawsuit is a really big throw on my side. I mean, this is a big deal. Okay, this is including my family and my kids And I've never been sued a day in my life and it's not funny to me. I'm really having a moment

This is a real situation. A lawsuit is not a fucking joke. Literally lawsuits can be jokes. There's an actual term called frivolous lawsuit. They can be funny. Yes, one's funny. And Shreys out there now, right? Cause she was just talking to Senya, but now Shreys out there. And so Shreys like, I didn't say it wasn't a big deal. And she goes, yes.

And you're talking about it. You didn't even hear what I was saying. Shreys, go back inside, Sheree. Go back inside. And Sheree is like, can I just have a moment with her please? You guys go back inside. Can you and Drew go back inside? Drew, I just want to talk to you. So Drew is like, I mean, I'm going to go up. Drew is just going on and on, right? This is a thousand dollars. And do you know who it is a big deal to you this lawsuit? The person who's out of thousand dollars and you know who it is a big deal to this lossy the person who's out of Thousand dollars that they spent on cooking a bunch of food for you that you tried not to pay over here in your food

Okay, that's who that's who it's a big deal to I'm still team chef on this until I see proof otherwise team chef Yeah, so just like I'm just out here trying to have a moment for me and she was like But I'm trying to talk to you she's this is not about you. So don't come and talk to me right now. So she's like, I'm just out here trying to have a moment for me. And she was like, but I'm trying to talk to you. She was, this is not about you. So don't come and talk to me right now. So she's like, okay, like whatever. I'm not gonna deal with this mess. I'm not gonna be drawn into it. And she's like, you know, Drew has come to me

about playing in things that you heard online about me. And we got a flashback of last year when Drew was like, by the way, I heard you're not paying people because that's what Anthony had told her, et cetera. And she's like, she can dish it, but she can't take it. 100%. And she's right. Drew and her crocodile tears.

So Shreys, listen, I didn't know was this big of a deal. And Drew's like, Shreys, don't do that. This is really affecting me. So then Marla and Manietta are talking inside. And Marla's like, they're a mess. We got to pray for them, y'all.

Hey, Candy, are you going to go check on Drew? Candy's like, no, I'm going to the bathroom. And they all start cracking up. She's like, I still have to shit my brains out. It's still the same day that we've been here in Portugal. So Candy says, she's like, you know, I've seen Drew have worse arguments and not get emotional. Get that emotional. So, you know, I said, I have worse arguments and not get emotional. Get that emotional.

So, you know, I said, I hadn't seen because I felt like we're sort of in a movie. So Drew, meanwhile, I back outside, she's like, you don't understand the stress. To hear you talk about it was hurtful to me. I mean, I was at the courthouse before I came here. Okay, I was pleading, my case, to Clarence Thomas and to Sonia Soda-Mayor. I was at the Supreme Court That's right. This went all the way up to the top guys. It's a lot stressful Pay your bills. That's my note

So she's like this isn't just about a thousand dollars. It's about a woman who's reached out to bloggers I'm reached out to my family to disrespect me and to defame me and I think any real friend would understand that Impact and what to be supportive. No. I just think they should keep showing that clip of Anthony over and over again every single time she boo-hoo's because you were supporting him going to the blogs and you went on a podcast just recently to defame Sheree's business and, you know, saying she confiscated all the stuff and blah, blah, blah.

So no, you're not supportive either. Yeah. The person who defames Dr Sador the most is Drew Sadorah. So Shiree is like, you know, I hate that you're going through a lawsuit. You know, I'm so sorry, Drew. And I didn't know you were going through any of that. And listen, I have an ungood authority that Judge Judy will be very kind to you. So don't even worry about it. And she's like, I mean, she doesn't have a thousand dollars. And she's like, okay, okay, I'm sorry, because this trip is about being vulnerable, and you were being vulnerable. And I appreciate that. And Kenny is like, can I say something? How many of us are on this trip? What is 1000 divided by eight? I'm gonna go in there and make everybody donate to this very important cause.

I'm just like, no, it's not about the money, we already paid her the money. There's things that things you just don't know about. Like, she's sort of trying to make it seem like there's something deeper going on here. No, you're a liar. Yeah, it's exactly. It can just like, but she's suing you for $1,000.

Like, make it go away. And she just like, but she's suing you for $1,000. Like, make it go away. And she's like, so if you give someone money and they come back for more money, it's like, you can make it go away. Give me a break. It's not blackmail. You know what I mean? That's when that argument makes sense.

You know, when someone's like, I'll keep you secret and then you pay them and then they still have the secret. Okay. But this is somebody asking for $1,000. And what do you just, then you pay them and then they still have the secret. Okay, but this is somebody asking for $1,000 and what do you just that you owe them that they spent on your food, which you don't deny eating and you're saying we already paid her. So then if you already paid her, what were you doing at the court yesterday? You are such a liar. You just lie over and over again, ma'am.

Exactly. Well, I wonder if this is going to tie in to like whatever, whatever scandal they're going to brew up for later in the season. So, Drew's like, you know, some people, it's not about money. It's stuff that I can't talk about what's really going on. This is government secrets. This is about things in New Mexico. You don't even want to know about, like, Drew, no, this is not about aliens. There's just, there was a hair in your food. And Ken is like, well, squash it. And sure, it's like, well, your energy was so often there, you weren't being open in

there. You were not being open. And Drew's like, well, I thought it was being received and it made me feel some type of way because it wasn't being received. And this is a love for me. And so actually, Kenya and Sanya walk away and then Drew's immediately not crying anymore. So I did that wrong.

Cause she's like, well, I thought it wasn't being received. And then I felt some kind of way about it. And that was a lot. That's a lot. And I was like, that's funny. You take away the audience and she's immediately fine. You know, right.

Exactly. So now Sanya and Kenya go back inside and that's where candy is and everything Oh, they're asking where candy is and Marl is like oh, she's in the bathroom. You know what she said before she said and Cut and so they're like oh my god and Sonia says you know It's like this is the most vulnerable. I've seen Drew in so long. You know? And Marl is like, can I just pay a thousand dollars and have this be done with? Ugh. And sorry, I'm just like, yeah, but it's not about the money.

There's a lot more that she can't talk about. So the producer is asking Drew, is there something you're not telling the girls? And she's like, well, I think that when I went out of town last year, that's when the manager lady was hitting Drew for a massage. And at our video shoot, one of the producers was oiling him down for that sex scene. And she invited him to come audition for this Vegas show.

And so now he's in Vegas. And I'm not really trusting him at this point, which I totally understand. I mean, Ralph is, you know, low down. And I would be upset too if I was married to Ralph pay your chef Mm-hmm. Yeah pay the chef. Hey your so Shira and Drew hug and they get tangled up like earrings and braids and Sonia Sonia's explaining more of the conversation to the table and the so Drew comes back with Shira and and candy comes back Sonia's like you know, another thing I'd really like to see as a group,

you know, even if we're not in a good place for the person, still having that respect that when they're speaking, that we do a poor job with that. And that's just my two cents on the issue. And Candy was like, I think we have a jar somewhere that you can drop those two cents into. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's just, and Shire is like, well, Candy and I were talking earlier. Candy's like, oh, can you and I were talking earlier?

Candy's like, oh God, here we go. You know, she was in her feelings. And then we see earlier, Shere saying that Candy was sick. And Candy's saying, yeah, I was mad at her earlier and I forced her to stay here because I was like, you're never here. You're never with the group anymore. It's like Candy just knows it's coming, you know?

So Candy's like, I've been working. And she's like, yeah, but you've still been absent with us. Says Candy, so Candy's like, well, I have other responsibilities, especially with my group. And she's like, but you haven't been available to us. And Candy's like, well, sometimes when opportunities come up, I can't turn them down. So for me right now, I feel like I'm still in a building stage with my career.

And everyone's surprised because it seems like Candy's already built this big empire. Yeah. And Candy's like, but yeah, but you don't want to lose it. I built all this and I want to do, I'm afraid of losing it, you know. And Sherry's like, well, you have to balance family and friends, are you kidding? You run a fucking threadless. Like, when are you talking about? And she goes, for me, it's not hard. I need me time.

Like, I know you have baseball caps with a logo printed on them. Can we not compare that to like, touring the country at the moment, which Candy is doing while producing a movie and running two or three restaurants. Everybody ever damn restaurants, she has. They're like, I get it.

I'm busy. I just learn to find balance. Yeah, and Candy's like, well, I don't get to have any me time. And she tells us, she's talking about how she's not been around lately for anything and her own excuses that she's working. And she's like afraid that at some point,

people are gonna stop inviting her to things because that's what she would do. So like, which is very real, but at the same time, this has like now been like year five of a season of people saying like, Candy, you're not around. Candy, what about us? Candy, candy, candy. Which I actually also think is unfair because I think Candy is working really hard and she shouldn't necessarily be like attacked for that. Especially from dark because I think Candy is working really hard and she shouldn't necessarily be attacked for that. Especially from dark.

I think it's totally fair because I think what they're really saying is you're off filming a spin off and you're off doing all of this other stuff. You're off doing a movie, you're off doing all of this other stuff, you're paid way more than the rest of us combined. And you're not showing up to work and when you are showing up you're exhausted or shitting for three hours. So this isn't fair. Well, that's fair for not showing up to, well, it's not fair to say I'm not showing up to work because I'm working because that's not fair. I'm just saying it's just like when people are like, you're not here for us. I'm like, well, you're right, you're right.

But, you know, you're, I mean, before just going by the show, you know, but I think that they're just like, wait a second, you're making a shit load more money than me. We don't even, but the thing is, yeah, I mean, there's no point going by the show because that's literally what they're saying. They're like, you're not filming with us. Like, what the hell? You're prioritizing your band and whatever spin off that you probably have. So they're a matter for basically not doing the show, which is funny because they don't,

seems like they don't want her on the show also. Well, I think that's the thing. It's like, get off the pot. Shitter, get off the pot, lady. Like the rest of us would love a raise and you're taking the budget. Okay, the budget is being paid to you. So if you're not even going to show up to work, go.

Leave. Yeah. Um, uh, so Candy's basically saying that she doesn't have self-care. And so she goes, well, you're going to get self-care this weekend all day tomorrow, nothing but self-care and luxury and seeing Portugal and being out in the open in daylight amongst people and not cooped up in, I don't know, always somewhere with other people who are sick. So it's raining. There's a caution sign and it's outside the, we get a close up of the caution sign outside the hotel while everybody's gathering.

Um, very whimsical caution sign. It's shaped like a banana. So they're, they're very, the W in Algarve is very much like, not only is it slip, we're not only, are we going to tell you it's slippery, we are going to make you think you were driving in Mario Kart and you might spin out of control right now. Or somebody might throw it, yeah, somebody's going to squirt oil all over your window and you're not going to be able to see for a second. So Marlo and Sonia or Sania, God, why am I not going to get used to that?

What was wrong with me? We have just have Sonia on the air right now on one show tonight. And then we have Sonia on another show. On the same night, okay? It's a lot of different pronunciations of the same thing. It's Sonia and Sania, but then you don't have Luann who call Sonia Sonia.

So it's like, it's a lot. My brain is blended. My brain is blended. Okay, so Marlowe and Sanio are talking. They're getting glam done. And Marlowe is like, wait a minute, your hair is burning. And the wig is on fire. And it's because they don't have a good converter or something.

Yeah, the electric current is different. So I think it's a little hypercharged at the moment. So yeah, here's on fire. And, and, and, and Monietta is asking Drew if she killed with Shirey and Drew, Drew says like, yes, and she hopes it was like really received. And Candy is feeling better today. She took some emotivem, so now she's back to. She can finally enjoy all of Portugal, a day of enjoying the sights and sounds of Portugal for Candy Burris.

Yeah, and Sania comes down and Marla's like, oh my God, Sania, I told Sania what to wear and she came down with ripped up jeans. I mean, come on, I don't want you looking like Billie Jean, your girl drew over there and then they just drew and she's wearing jeans and a jean jacket. She's like, that's some denim on denim violence going on over there. So the plan for today is that they're gonna go to a market. They're gonna pick out some food.

And then the chef is going to prepare the food for them for lunch. And then they're gonna go to a Portuguese-pottery class. And that's all in one day. Yeah. So then we see, Sherry just keeps saying, the girls are so divided. We really need this. We really need to pick some fish together. This will fix everything. So no one has seen Kenya. And we cut to Kenya. And Kenya is taking her sweet-ass time, drinking some coffee in her room, refusing to answer the phone. Typical.

Typical Kenya as usual. And so finally at 11.30 a.m., they were already I think at 10.30 or so. And now an hour later, Kenya comes downstairs and the sliding doors open up for her, she walks out and right where the banana peel is, she takes one step and just falls on her butt. Literally right next to the sign.

And she's like, oh my bad. Ha ha ha ha ha. So, you know, she's like, don't move me. Don't move me. And her production's over there. And they're like, oh no, and she's crying. And she's like, I feel like coming from my coccyc bone,

the excruciating pain. What's a coccyc bone? That's like your tailbone. That's like, that's your tailbone, yeah. I'll do it for you today. Coccyc bone. I kind of felt bad for her because she just like falls, like splat on the sidewalk and we see from another angle,

the driver of the bus is just sort of standing there and he just sort of starts walking over slowly, like, I guess I should help her. I mean, she's like writhing on the sidewalk in front of the doors this hotel and no one is going to help her. And it must be honestly very humiliating when you're lying there in pain

and there's someone with a camera who could help you but instead they just have a camera in your face like, yeah, get this all, get everything, get every moment. It might have been less slippery at 1030. I was going to say that. So, um, Marlo, by the way, she's okay, which is why I'm making fun of it. If she was really in turn, or would bring it up for her rise. Okay. So now they have to wait, right? And the cast is visibly ignored by this. Like they're trying to be like, oh, point came you have to

great. Now we have to now we're stuck sitting here in the rain waiting for longer while they decide what to do with Kenya. So Marlos, like, I'm putting on panties. So things won't crawl up me in this market wherever we're going to. It's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial. So then they go back into the hotel while they're waiting. So Drew and Courtney are sitting at a, at like a bar or something like that. And Drew goes, well, that was very unfortunate. And Courtney goes, yeah, well, the universe has a strange way of forcing things.

Sometimes when it's necessary, you don't believe that, right? Like you believe that, right? It's called karma. And what an asshole thing to say. I mean, it's one of the things for us to say it. But for you are trying to be your friend with this person. So Drew's like, so wait, you're saying her falling down with karma? And she goes, I didn't say that.

I mean, I'm not God. What am I going to say about it? She goes, but was that just a stretcher? They're getting her on a stretcher and Courtney goes, oh, it's something dramatic. We need to clear the negative energy out right, and that's why things like that happen. Guarantee this will all be used against Courtney very soon.

Druskenbeer. Druskenbeer. Druskenbeer, you know, there was something that I just couldn't get out of my head that Courtney said, and I think that Kenya you should know about it. Like, I can see this all going down very soon. Yeah, so of course, as it should be, what a fucking stupid thing to say,

especially by someone who adds as much as Courtney does. It's like, yeah, why aren't you thrilled? You're gonna actually get some more camera time, you know? So Drew is, Drew's basically like, oh Lord, but she says that in that way, like I'm telling on you. And Courtney's like, well, we all deal with karma. That girl's mean.

And that's how karma works. And Drew's like, the karma statement is just like, not settling with me. And we need to choose our words carefully and watch how we speak about people when they're in this type of situation because some of us are being sued. Okay, this

is a very dramatic situation for me. Oh, really? You're going to turn on your ambulance sirens? Well, I wish someone who'd done that when I got sued because it's very serious. So Kenya, they're putting Kenya, they've got her on the stretcher. They're putting her in the ambulance and Kenya is like,, Candy, I need you. Candy's like, fucking amen. Yeah. I could spend one day having fun. And I have to go to the fucking hospital with Ken.

Yeah. Because Candy apparently is only there for an abbreviated amount of time. Because she has more concerts. So it's her first day, she was sick. And this is her second day. She's not happy. So while Candy and Ken Kenya go off to the hospital, everyone else goes to this market where they're going to be picking out seafood. So they

had there. And Drew goes, who takes your friends on a vacation during the rainy season? I'm like, excuse you. Did you just receive a free vacation to Portugal and you're complaining about it because Shirei was not able to control the weather. So they get there and they meet Chef Holy Veda who's pure hotness and they start looking at different things around there. And Marl is like, do you have cashfish? I used to get those when I was younger and eat them. I was a foster child. Um, so then they start getting stuff that he's gonna basically make at the restaurant. And it's where he's like, look at this rabbit. Marl goes, look at that booty you got. He got a BBL. Yeah, and then they like stop and then they have like, um,, they expand the rabbits butt and then they're talking

about BBLs. This is like one of those moments when like Atlanta doesn't really have content to fill the hour so they start doing things like playing with how a dead rabbit's butt looks and then they all chime in about a BBL and they chime in about the rabbit and the rabbits, but I'm like, how about we have fewer episodes for Atlanta and so we can contend to the materials

so we don't have to have lots of BBL, like rabbit BBL silly times. Yeah, when others show start declining, they put them on 12 episode notice. Remember, they're like, okay, your season is now 12 to 15 episodes, okay? Until you prove yourself again. And this show needs it. So then Drew and Courtney, wait, who walks in? Courtney and Son, yeah, Courtney and Zanya walk into like a booth, a stall, and Courtney's like, hey, what are you doing? So like, it's like very obviously a wine purveyor. There's all these ting, ting, ting, tinging, arrows pointing everywhere to say, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine.

Yeah. And Manieta calls Candy. And Candy has just, she's been in the waiting room all day long. And there's apparently like a very long line of people there waiting and no one speaks English. And it just is basically hell there in the hospital. And Marla's like, well, she really needs to know someone here. I mean, now it's really about being worldwide. And she goes, there's no way I would have

gone to the hospital and waited in line and blended in with everyone else. And that's what Candy does. Every time she goes somewhere, she just blends right in. I mean, she's not even tall enough to stand in. I know that you're trying to disc candy, but you're basically like, wow, candy is a non-spoiled, humble celebrity who's like humble and kind to people and doesn't think she's better than everybody just because she's famous. Yeah, and I guarantee there was a producer there

trying to expedite it. Like, you know, the producers are not trying to have two of their stars be sidelineed while they shoot an already struggling show. So, yeah, so money out is like, yeah, someone needs to be there to say, this is a VIP. Can we expedite this? I'm like sure, I'm sure that'll really work in this city where no one knows when if you are.

Yeah. So let's see, Susherey. Susherey's on Marlose side, of course. She's like, so, she's worldwide. Right, can't eat. Everyone's silent. So then she's like, okay, do you guys want paste-raised meals?

So they go look at that. So they leave the market and they're doing that housewives thing we talked about a little bit on New York, or they're just cheering like way too loudly about my thing. They're like, oh my God, we're so fun. Yes. Yeah, and then they go to a restaurant

and Shure tries to order green wine, which she thinks is gonna be green, which I thought was gonna be green too, to be honest, because it's called green wine, but it's not green. And then Marlo, she's talking about how she spoke with Scott Lee last night. And she's like, yeah, he was like, baby, you sound tired.

And I was like, ooh, that voice sounds good. Oh, Scott Lee. And she's like really, she's really feeling Scott Lee right now. And Shere is like, well, can you say that it's not real? And when he had us like, well, I mean, I guess it's a little early to be putting them around everybody, but some people do it differently. So Marlos all offended. But Maniada says, well, listen, it's not, it's whatever. You know who cares? So it's like, well, you know that she knows Roy too. Like, oh my god, bring it up again, guy. This is really a sad thing, because it starts a straight going,

what did you guys think of that market? And everyone literally just stare at each other like, is there anything? Is there anything to talk about? Is there anything to talk about? Is there anything to talk about? Marlow's fake boyfriend, nobody wanted to talk. Hey, you guys want to talk about, can you fake boyfriend?

What should we talk about Max, anything? So Marlo is, I mean, Manieta is like, you know what, like, I didn't really like how you were trying to like take her shine, you know? Like you brought it up like, oh, I just went on a date with him. And Marlo was like, well, I went on a date with him in 2018. I mean, I saw a picture of him and mentioned,

cause she's like, waves in my face. I was like, oh my god, is that Roy? And Manieta is like, yeah, but I wouldn't go to the DMs. You went directly to the DMs. Money you know what are you? Why you don't have to defend Kenyans. You don't have to be your stand in for this stupid ass fight. She's mad at her because she pulled out evidence of it. And Marla goes yeah well she went to the DM for Martel so were you there? Like I just do things she did. I went to the DM for Martell. So were you there? Like I just do things she did. I went to the DM and she was like, yeah, and speaking of Martell, that DM wasn't there,

but this DM was there. Sure, making a point of not a point at all because Martell erased the DM that's supposed to mean something. It makes him look more guilty, Sure, sure, he's like, I broke the internet. You didn't pay your host, Monster Bell. Okay. So then Sheree is like, yeah, damn one yet. You think it's okay for Ken to talk about a DM, but not Marlowe to talk about a DM. That's such a double standard. And just ask,

kissing, pull your head out of Candy and Kenny's ass. Pull your head out. Pull your ring out. So then Sheree gets a phone call and she's got one of those. Her ringer is just like one of those old like an old-fashioned phone sound, you know, which for some reason is like the loudest ringer. It's like, it's definitely about like 20 decibels louder than any other ringer. So it's like so they're like, I was like, you're old lady phone. She's like, this has phone. It's like normal. This is like a normal regular ringer. What's wrong with this ranger? I was like, I hate that noise. My mom has the worst ranger. She has the lattice one because like ducks, it's a duck singing that. The ranger that goes, is actually programmed to only make noise and only go off when you're in a movie theater

I don't know if you know that like you have like it that's the only time it works when you're watching a movie And then someone and and and The only people who have that ranger are people who actually don't know how to turn the ranger off So when it goes off in a movie theater they then pick up the phone and then they just like They juggle it in their hands and then stare at it and they poke their phone for a good like 30 seconds until they figure out how to actually turn the ringer off. So then Mar-Tel calls Shere and Mar-Tel's like, so, God, we've never been apart this much without having sex. So be sure to think of me tonight. I'm on speaker phone, right ladies. And I go, my God.

And Sande is like, I know this is the unpopular opinion, but I've really genuinely liked Martel with Sury. Good for you. As the Courtney is like, I am here for Sury and Martel's relationship. Hi, it's fun and it's positive. It's like a highway, bye! Amarlo's like any man with a pulse and no ankle bracelets

and upgrade from Tyrone, which would be funnier if you weren't dating an ex-con. Like six times, I would. So Shirei is the food arise. By the way, this is all the food that they purchase from the market, so it's arriving. And Shire By the way, this is all the food that they purchase from the market. So, it's arriving. And Sheree is like, when I talk about this trip and being authentic, you know, they're

saying they heard Candice say that when you got up Drew, she said, and Sonny goes, and seen, and they're like, oh, can't believe she said that. And Drew is like, you know what, I want friends that will care about my life. So when I felt like you weren't hearing me Shiree, I was so upset and she was like, I don't think you understand. We're trying to use this as an opportunity to go after a candy right now. It's not about us. And she's like, well, what I'm saying is how she might have misinterpreted it.

And she's like, your friend didn't even go to check on you when he stormed off crying. And Sanya says Drew's afraid to talk to Candy because Candy's like Teflon, Teflon Don, nothing sticks to her. And so Marlow's like, if it was me, you would have annihilated me or anyone at this table. Can you please be angry at Candy now?

But of course, Drew's not really gonna be angry at Candy because Candy is offering her a partner movie. So I feel like Drew's, it's gonna take a bit for Drew to actually get truly mad. So now Shreya and Drew are talking and Drew's at Shreya. Shreya is like, you know there's some fake news going on right now. Like, how do you feel about Marlowe? Because you said so many times you didn't accept her apologies.

So maybe you want to be mad at her. I don't know. You try to get something going here in this scene. And she's like, well, there wasn't even bad energy until the night at the city windry when Marlow got aggressive for no reason. And then it cuts to my nephew's dad, bitch. It's always going to be awkward. I don't know how many I don't care how many times they cut back to that scene, but it's so awkward every single time. My nephew's dead bitch. I know, such a strange and dark place to try to get a storyline going.

So Drew is like, well, you know, I had no bad interactions with Marlow until City Winery went, yeah, when you got aggressive and so Marlow goes, well, I am being sincere, and I apologize for saying, fuck you at the winery. I am truly sorry. So now let us join forces and go against candy. So food's delivered. Kenya returns from the hospital 7.5 hours later.

And she's like, hallelujah, I don't have any broken bones. We know Kenya, we fucking know. Literally everybody knew that. Yeah, exactly. So she says that she's alive and well and she's just so happy that she's able to talk about the experience. I'm like, you were not in a building that exploded, okay? So Candy is like, great.

That was a great fun day. I'm glad I spent the whole day in the hospital with Kenya. So the other ladies go to a place called Porch's Pottery. So a lady is like, oh, you're going to paint with us. Lovely. Come to rent with a paint. This is family-run business. I wish. Oh, I'd wish lady. Sorry. I thought it'd turn me into my memory, but the paint, listen, I've got plenty of bad accents. Which would you like next? I'll give you a bad accent from wherever you'd like, child. I feel like there were like Portuguese Irish

or something I couldn't quite figure it out. But I will say if anyone didn't see the show, imagine two ladies, imagine like what you think two ladies running a pottery studio would look like. And you're probably right. It's either that or a basket weaving on the side of the road. But glasses from Morby Park are that's who it is. So they start to paint like little stars and stuff and survey Google's or logo.

Because it's kind of funnary, funny, that it was pitched as, oh, you guys are gonna do pottery. And I was fully anticipating, I was like, oh, you know, we all know what's gonna happen. It's gonna be a scene of them sitting at pottery wheels and then we got slow mo and like sex sounds and then everyone's gonna have a talking head where they're gonna say things like,

oh my god, like this is like, this is like being with Martel. This is like being with Scott Lee. Oh, Candy wishes this was on a podcast. I was fully anticipating it, but they're like, no. Those ladies, the pot of relatis were like, we are not going to let reality stars touch our wheels. We'll give you a circle and a star and you figure out what to do with it.

And Marla's like, well, whenever Kenji and Kenji aren't here, we all get along. This is so boring. You should not be proud of this. Okay. And you need to be doing something else. No one is here to watch you paint a star. And you know, the producers were probably like, hey, Manietta, have I just have a fake fight? And someone yet is like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and they start like, hey, man, yet I have just to have a fake fight. And so, man, yet I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they start having a fake fight. You know, she's like, I don't like Sonja. I don't like the way you looked at me.

And Sonja's like, okay, well, every now and then, a bitch can get a look. And they start like fake fighting. And you know, the producers were like, no, we don't mean like a fake fight. We just meant like fight, like over nothing. You really messed it up. So, man, yet a swings her napkin around and they pretend

they're screaming and then we come back from break and we know it's seen. Yeah. And so Drew is telling us... Drew gets mad because they do the fake fight and then they go and scene and they laugh and then Drew is like really really, really, like, I just feel like it's the peanut gallery. Everyone just shares candy's brain now. I hate to break it to you, Drew Sadoora,

but and scene is like a pretty common thing that people say is it was not some line that was devised purely to torment you. And then Drew sees Saree's little star that she painted and she gets you know that knockoff stars are going to end up on the she by Sheree site for $150 next week, which is funny, but you're also planning a whole episode about everybody being insensitive to you. Exactly. So they go back to the hotel because it's going to be a slumber party tonight. And Sheree talks to Martell on the phone and she's like,

Martell and I are good right now. I get along so well with this man. I prefer to be at the hotel hands down instead of with him, instead of with the ladies. So yeah, it's going well until he cheats. And then Kenya is checking the people's choice awards to see if she won, but she lost. She lost a Chloe. She's like, I'm on Chloe. So then, Saray orders room service and she's saying it's Candie's last day, so they're

going to just stay at the hotel and unwind. And she's like, you know, I just want to keep the peace. And that's why I just told Drew that Candie said, it means stuff about her, that's starting a fight Yeah, it's time for commercial. It's time for a crap and commercial So Candy joins Candy joins As long as she looks exhausted and annoyed and she probably wants to just go to sleep But she's like I got to film some sort of scene with everyone. So she shows up.

She talks about trying to put on cute pajamas, but Candy just wears, you know, sweatpants. And a sweatshirt that says, do I look like I fly economy? And I mean, in that outfit, yes. And sure, he goes, Candy's walking in here like, Chloe from Senna. Just Queen Latifa. Candy's walking in here like, Chloe from Sennav. Just Queen Latifa. Yep. And so Candy's talking about like, she's like, you know, I always,

she's like, I always come through from my friends. But so even though I spread myself there and I love my friends and I'm just glad I get a second to chill with them. Lies, you want to go to sleep we can all see on your face so sanny asked about the hospital and candy's like that was frightening it was like the walking dead of those people in there um but she just needed a prescription and then she's fine and uh drew it's like well since you're leaving it was brought to my attention that last night well I was having an emotional moment oh god gosh, you told me I don't remember, but when I got up, you were basically saying, kind of guess, I said, and seen. Yes, yes, because you were making a scene. And Katsani was like, like you were acting, she was saying

it like you were acting. And Drew's like, thank you. Thank you. I am an actress. But that was a real moment. That was a real, it was a real moment by a successful actress. And I felt the disrespected in that moment. And Candy's like, well, it wasn't even that serious of a conversation. So I was, my first instinct was just to make a joke about it. And Drew's like, oh, so we're just gonna sum up at that moment, like I need to act.

Like, I don't have enough acting jobs at the moment. I mean, is that because right now I've got this. I've got the thing that you're giving me where I have to be pretend to be sexually attracted to Todd, I think, I hope not. God, what is this plot? Then there's that other thing. There's a roller skating film that I just did.

Yes, I just wrapped up pre-pro on the hours, part two. Yeah, it's sort of like a new take on that movie I'll be in that Oh, so Candy's like listen Sometimes people are just a little uptight. I mean my god and Courtney's like I thought it was fun shade Well, there's a time for fun shade. You know, like when you're landing a job in an acting vehicle.

And there's a time to laugh, like when you're acting in said acting vehicle. And there's a time to go at it, like when the job is done. And there's a time for me, which, well, which I never experienced the joke. I was just, it was just me being vulnerable. And like, my immediate response just to walk out because I'm so rarely vulnerable with this group. I'm like, oh my goodness, she is such an actress. She's so ridiculous.

It was a moment of you not paying your bills and getting called out for it because you called somebody out for that last year and running away because you had nothing to say to excuse yourself. That's what it was, okay? Stop your crying already. It was literally not being vulnerable because you walked away rather than share

what emotional torment you were going through. So Drew's like, did it ever occur to you that I'm going through something? I thought we were building a genuine friendship, so I'm very disappointed and very hurt. And Candy's like, okay, well, I'm very sorry Drew, that I did that. Drew's like, I'm a real person with real feelings and real roles, because I'm also a real actress, and everything is not light's camera action with me, even though I am a working actress.

It was hurtful. Candy's like, it was a joke. I wasn't trying to drag you. And she was like, so, I guess that's over. So, send out you've been, I could, I could see it. Romination, someone happened with that person who was doing your hair. Oh, my sister. I can talk about my sister and they're like, oh, why did you do that, Sherry? Shut down the season. I can't. Shut it down.

Son, you know, as like my family dynamics are changing, I keep holding onto this old dynamic where I was the most important one of my family, but now I don't race anymore. So I have to figure out, I don't let it go. And it just hasn't been easy to navigate it And I just I just have to grow up. They're like Drew can you talk about something?

So think can be it's like okay, so Drew was been going on with drop it with Drew which that was good I thought that was really funny because everybody knows nothing literally nothing is going to drop out It's been dropped so it's like oh it's still going on. It's so good. It's so good Because candy knows if she says drop it with Drew Drew's gonna have to drop everything literally drop her bullshit crying right now to fake smile and be like Grand everything's going great It's going very well. It's wonderful. We have five more people who lost a hundred pounds in two weeks.

So Marlow's like, oh, well, Drew, I hate working out. I'm just going to pay for membership to support. Then that upsets Shreya, because she's like, well, while we're supporting, I didn't see anyone's name as a customer on the Shreya website. I'll have to call up Earth Link to see if your name has been registered in their database. That's so sad.

It says a lot about Shere's sales that she could just look down and see who's a member or not. Now that is true. That's like Glantz down, you know. That is a little too real. Yeah, so Manny Edda's like, well, Shere, I didn't see your name in on any of my books or whatever. So I guess like Manny Edda's Hawking Something

that Shere didn didn't purchase. No one even bothers to ask what that's about. And Marl is like, I didn't see what law archive either. I mean, surely somebody needed something for a six foot four woman in a size four. Universe of sizing, am I right? I don't think all she sells. One size fits nobody but me, so no our God.

So, yeah. So, Sanny is like, okay, fine, I'll buy some right now. I mean, listen, look what I'm here, it says it's in stock, but how do I add it to my cart? And she was like, oh, now these bitches act like they don't know how to navigate a website. I'm getting, go buy. But like, they don't know how to navigate a broken website.

That's literally the thing you've been advertising all season that you have a broken website. That's your tagline. So, yeah, they don't know how to navigate it. And signing is like, yeah, we were hyped to support you when it first came out, like, you know, and it's terrific. But I went to your nomination. I gave $5,000. And signing is like, I know, and I appreciate it.

All we're saying is that our intention is to support you, but we know the size is not working, and then we get busy, and we forget to go back. I'm sorry, I'm on she boat, she buys charay. Can I just tell you still all she has here? Well, hold on, let me say before I say anything. Trending, graphic tees, bottoms, unisex hoodies. Let me look at bottoms.

Page not found. Okay, seriously? No, look at bottoms. Page not found. Okay. On her bottoms. Yep. Graphic T's, she's got her lines, like some of her lines, joggers, joggers, joggers. She can, she will, she did. She's got some T-shirts with stuff printed on them.

Let me see what else here. I already looked at bottoms, nothing there. Unisex hoodies. Guess what, page not found. Top's page not found. Listen, it's just a coffee cup and some sweatshirts with her logo or sayings. Surrey, you fucking baker, you still have nothing.

I mean, even from shooting this scene where you're pretending to be all upset, you still have literally nothing original, except your sayings, which you could do on a threadless. By the way, Trucker hats, 35, she's a star jogger hoodie, $162. I can't. With, I can't.

And I got a pop up that came when I first got to the site. I got a pop up that was basically, you know one of those things that's like the new generation of pop ups or it's not a new window, it's just a thing that appears on your screen. And on the bottom of it, it was like, do you want to make pop ups too?

You know, follow this link for the plugin. I was like, I don't know what plugin this is, but what I'm sensing is you did not pay to get the premium version of the plug-in where they take away their, like, subscribe to this plug-in thing. Like, you're doing the free plug-in version. Oh, sure. It's like, it's like, pay to remove the watermark, you know? Yeah. So, that's where that is right now. So, my man is like, here's how to put your size in, right?

So, Sanny is basically what you just said. Okay, so Shreya is like, well, come on, Sanny, I want your mommy nation thing and I give you $5,000. And Sanny is like, and I appreciate that. The only thing we're saying is, it's always been our intention to support you. And Shreya is like, but nobody did.

Which is kind of true. But anyway, they order their stuff now. Now that Shreya has guided them through it, they order and, and Sanya says that we see that they actually had a group chat where they were all gonna come together and help support Shreya, but they just couldn't do it because it was broken.

So then almost and they just start to dance. Then now they're just dancing because why not? Completely out of stuff. I mean, they've gone to Samia's sister to nobody buying Shirei's fake business like close from Shirei's fake business. So now they literally just start twerking on each other and wooing to convince us and to each other that this isn't fun. Sisterhood and girlfriend and great times. And now production wraps at 11.47 pm. And now putting it in this really quickly because I saw in my notes that we accidentally skipped a very small scene earlier in the episode,

but it sort of sets up this scene, which is that when they were on the way to the market, Courtney, one of the strangest stretches, they're talking about Portugal, whatever, and she goes, oh my God, I'm discovering all these fun small cities with a lot of culture. They have a great restaurant and great art and strong history, like the Isle of Poms, right?

And the Isle of Poms is where Cynthia Bailey had her bachelor at party where Bolo went dancing. So they introduced Bolo the Bolo night earlier in the episode. And you just think like, oh, okay, like they're introducing it so that way they can remind us of like more entertaining episodes. But now it comes back.

Now it's back. So the production shuts down at 11.47 pm. And someone is, I think it's, whose phone is this? Someone brought it on their phone. They say, I think a producer set up an iPad and the corner of the room is like, I see you guys tomorrow, I see what I can catch. So we see phone camp footage one hour later. And Marla is going, but Drew, Drew, did she try to kiss you? And Drew's like, um, she's always, she was always humping on me. Marla's like, she was humping on you then. Yes, she was humping on her, guys.

And Drew's like, once again, their reminiscing on the below night. And I hear them say, well, Drew made out with Latoya, and then two years ago. And Candy telling us, she was like, no, no I didn't and I was like uh yes you did so Drew tells us I absolutely did not make out with Latoya I absolutely did not kiss Latoya I mean where is that even coming from and so then the previous because Latoya said it at the reunion you're not Drew lying lying like she doesn't even remember this, you know. And so then we see clips of that. And Drew says, Oh, well, this is at the reunion, right?

Oh no. This is not. She says, Oh, well, Latoya told me that Candy told her to say it. Oh, I'm sure. Now, Candy is trying to frame you for what? For making out with somebody on a drunken night which literally nobody cared about? So you can't believe Latoya because she's not a reliable source, but she is reliable about this conspiracy theory. Okay, got it.

So you're just unreliable about, you know, bicariosity. You can't trust anything that comes out of her mouth except for the far-fetched conspiracy theory that I told you. Exactly. So, two years ago, we see a clip from the reunion and Latoya's like, so you cheated on your husband with me.

And Drew's like, I cheated on my husband. And then we just go to candy squeal laughing. Yeah. Latoya's like, well, we kissed. And Drew's like, we never kissed. That is such a bold face lie. So, drew like Latoya apologized to me and Ralph for all the many lies she told. I was like, mm, don't believe that. So, Candy's like, oh, it's like, Drew goes, so I don't have anything to apologize for.

Yeah, she goes, I don't have anything to lie about. You know, that never happened. And Candy tells us, she's like, um, you're not going to make me unsee what I saw. I saw it. And she's like, yeah, now I'm not going to sit up here and lie. And Marlow's like, you would lie dead before you lie. That's how Candy is. Candy would never lie. I'm like, oh, God.

Now Marlow's standing up for Candy. I don't know. What are we turning into? Well, Marlow, Marlow's just sniffing out story lines that she can jump onto. She's like, wait a second, even though I just made up with Drew, I feel like this has some potential.

So you're a large room. So Candy is like, I don't like it when somebody tries to tell me that I'm lying about something. And so Candy's starting to get upset here in this hotel room. And she's like, you wanna say that we agreed to disagree. And Drew's like, well, what did I lie about?

If I kissed her, I would have had no problem saying that I kissed her. Yeah. And Drew's like, well, people are just making stuff up and running with it, and it doesn't make it true. And they're not gonna tell me something I didn't do. So Candy's like, oh, fuck this, I'm going to my room. So the producer asked Marlo, did you see Drew in La Torre kiss?

And Marlo's like, oh, 80% I did see them kiss. And he's like 80% what's the other 20% she's like, I don't know, Drew's coming confused the way she's lying about it. So now I'm believing her. Maybe I didn't see it. Yeah. So then it goes three months later. And then it's sort of like, trellery, because it says. And then it's sort of like, Trailery, because it says, Marlow's reading a headline that says, Drew Sador's husband Ralph Pittman,

Files for Divorce, because the headline was clearly written by Marlow, because I'm like, in her voice, and she's like, I can't believe it. And they're all kind of like reacting to all these headlines about Drew and Ralph and the breakup and scandal. Drew C. Yeah, Ralph's like, many people have questions, including myself.

Did you kiss her? And the producers like, what did Ralph say? And Courtney's like, I mean, they just said that. It was no secret. And then there's another headline that says, Drew Sadoras, Lesbina Faire, cause her divorce. Ralph denies cheating the abuse cheating unabuse This is messy and then we see who Drew is accused of being a cheater with Kyle Richards

It's like wow. This is this is a good story. I know I'm fingers crossed that we can get nice like third act of this season of some of the ups and downs. Here's where I worry, three months later. You fucking kidding? Three months later? This is episode 12. How many episodes are we going for guys? I know what's gonna happen in the three months that we have to watch it. Can we just pass it over to then?

Geez. All right, everybody. Well, thanks for being with us for Atlanta. We will be back tomorrow with a couple below decks. We've got a couple below decks. Oh my god. Oh my god guys, they're exciting times. Yeah.

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