Watch What Crappens - RHOAKL: Angela Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger...

Episode Date: August 4, 2017

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And joining me is a man who will never ask you to take off your shoes at his dinner parties. It's Mr. Ronnie Karam from trashtalktv.com and the Rose Prick Spatcher at Podcast. What's up Ronnie? Well, hello, Bean! What is up? It's Friday and nowadays what that means is that we get to talk about our new favorite show, Real House of Auckland. Are you excited? Oh my good. This show is so funny. So frustrating because the shit coming out of their show is so funny. So it's frustrating because the shit coming out of their mouths is so funny that I have to keep pressing pause,

not because I didn't understand it. Well, I want to at least try and get some of it right because it's really, really gold. It is, I think it's phenomenal. I am really into it. I'm cracking up. The episodes are flying, like, well, I'm in the middle, and this is only the second one. I have actually not gone. I'm cracking up. The episodes are flying like well, I'm in the moment. This is only the second one. I have actually not gone ahead and watched

the whole season. I'm going to watch it at the Bravo pace, but I it doesn't feel slow. Like I'm like into every moment of the show. I'm so on board with Real House of Auckland. I hope people watch it. It's like a really dedicated spoof. Yeah. And I'm loving it. Yeah. Gilda is the queen of Paris. The number one streak. All of Auckland. Gilda. Gilda. Yeah. I'm obsessed with their accents by the way. And I tried to take down a lot of quotes by using like transliteration. So I'm trying to capture their accents in my typing. And so I wrote down, you'll be happy for me here

because I wrote something about the previously Zahn and it goes, only because I liked the way they said previously. It was like, previously? The fact that. Previously, on real estate, locally? That's all. I don't have any comment about it previously, except that I wanted to try to say previously in their accent

She's like this opens with Michelle and she's like guilder is the queen of parry Then number one strength she wants me to come to doge play date, which is bizarre because she knows I don't get on with me dog And then it's like this this because she knows I don't get home with my dog. And then it's like this, this, uh, Hungarian V-Slaat, it's just biting the leash. Like this dog has obviously had no attention at all. It's like, no, no side breath. She's like, this is Chanel, this leeches Chanel.

What a dog. Michelle is very much the way I would be with a dog, which is like, uh, uh, oh, please stop jumping. Come on, come on, hurry up. Like, please, come on, hurry up, like please, come on, do you walk with me? I always say that I'm the Jamie Gertz, you know, and any, I'm the Jamie Gertz and Twister, you know, the one that gets left who doesn't really get along with the stepchildren, who's

just like the city gal who doesn't really understand the real values in life, and if I had to walk the family dog, I wouldn't get along with the dog and it makes sense why Bill Pullman would leave me ultimately. You know I feel like Bill Pullman has like some kind of an excuse in every movie that he's the bad guy in. Yeah. They're always like okay well here's your excuse Bill Pullman. Yeah and I am okay I'm Bill Pullman. And I'm aware that Bill Paxton is the one in Twister but I as I started talking about it I really started to imagine Bill Pullman would be more the type that I would be involved with That's my Jamie Gert's character

So Jamie Gert's is walking up to you Gilda's house And she's like I love being in that cool just home, but with a dog. It's a different story. It's another span the works it's a different story. It's another span, the works. Yeah. I think she's a spanner. Yeah. Guild, uh, another spanner. Isn't that the, isn't I don't know. Spanner and the thing like, I don't know half of what they're saying. That's why I wrote it down. What is it? Well, I think she said spare, but I thought it's spanner, but maybe she said spanner and sound like spare or maybe I'm just wrong on all fronts. Yeah, I don't know what

else she's talking about, but I was still laughing. Yeah. And Gilda answers the door and she's got this little precious purse dog, which will be dog meat, but she also has the other twin of the Hungarian Vichlas. Those dogs aren't happy unless there's two of them. Yeah. And it seems like that's the other one,

because they look just alike and go off playing together. And by playing, you mean they start to hump? Pretty much, yeah, as dogs do. And Michelle sniffed and hump each other. Yeah. And Michelle once again channels Ben Mandelker, but being like, this dog breath is too much to act just put them at side. I was like, that's exactly what I would do.

Like if they hump, Gilder says, Mon is the top dog. It always gets on top. You go G Gilda. So, yeah, they're talking about Julia's birthday, which is the scene that ended the first episode where there was the big fight. I miss show was saying how she feels so bad about what happened. She's like, I mean, I didn't start anything, but I feel bad. I'm like, yeah, you called her a plus size model, actually. Oh, I pressed the button, I guess. Everything coming out of her mouth is deck, deck, deck, deck. Yeah.

She got offended at plus size model, but she's a plus size model. What are we going to lie to her? And Guild is like, I know her. And look, I know Michelle, and she is not the type of person to overreact to things. But as she's taught, as Michelle keeps on talking and talking and talking, Gildes is just looking at her with that like detached disgust on her face that she has for everybody, which is why she's my hero.

Yes, me too. I love it. And Michelle is saying, she wants to do a dinner party now because she wants to have like a basic clean slate. Let's just do a start over. And I basically, G Guilder essentially says that, you know, Guilder is open for it, but if Angie comes for her, watch out. She's like, I come from the land of AK47 after all.

I'm a lady who loves Iranian terrorists, jokes. Don't fuck with me. Yeah, pretty much. So then we go over to Angie and she's getting out of a car and she's just she's so ridiculous and everything she's saying she's clearly angling for some sort of talk show book deal etc. she's like I'm a lifestyleist I make over people I start from the inside out I'm like yes you don't have to remind us every single scene I truly believe in the spiritual world. It's part of who I am

They're like ma'am are you What never mind. I'm just gonna try to make some sort of pizza joke like she was ordering pizza telling people She's a lifestyleist and I just kind of just stumbled over my words what can I say come from the land of AK47 it's you all truly believe in the spiritual world so she's going to this healing center and she's telling the squirrel it was quite an interesting experience I had to deal with as far as Michelle and Gilda were concerned. I've met this new group of girls in Auckland and no one's ever spoken to me as one girl did. She asked me if I was a plus-size model.

And Karen, the healer goes, Why? Yes, I wrote that down also. What? I also liked how Angela as she's talking about it, she looks like she wants to cry. Her feelings were hurt, but she refuses to not smile. So she's crying with that crazy, deranged rictus across her face. I love her self-satisfied guilt thing that she's doing, where she just keeps giving the little smile like I know I'm the victim

but I'm taking it lie in there with the healer yeah what do you think of that and then and Karen the healer is like I can feel your energy it's diggers, it's dark diggers and you're big. It's heavy diggers and you're big honey. It's a good one. What Karen does is she makes me stay true to the energy. That is me. If I lie to me about being shocked that someone would think I'm a plus size model. Like you're paying someone to fucking lie to you.

Yeah. Go for it girl. You go girl. I'm just centralizing the central vertical peppakeement. When she tells us she is diggers, she goes, if I wasn't such a sensitive soul, I wouldn't feel it. But I do. So many deuges everywhere. Heavy deuges in your beak.

Let's do a bit of higher self. Higher self. I've seen it and focused. She connects with my higher self. Yeah, she's like, all right. Blah blah. Let's stabilize in your vertical higher power curve. Next fail.

It's gonna be me. Let's set the power and control center here. Yeah. 10 minutes, 10 seconds to lift off. By the way, I've seen some dark hair bitches with bad energy. Do I get this? The daggers are like, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching, Ching.

Like what is happening? They're here. They're here. They're taking the checkers. By the way, to sense some dark-haired bitches with bad energy, that you have like a 50% odds of getting that right, right? You've got two of them right in front of you. It's like you're just seeing her.

They're either going to be dark-haired bitches in her life or blonde-haired bitches, okay? Like, I can't believe she sends the dark-haired bitches. I'm like, yeah, because all she had to say was, it's like saying, I sense that there's a man in your life. Oh, there is, there's my father and my son. I'll send you to your mitt, I'll send you dark head bitches in your life, wait a minute, I'm looking at you, my house will cross.

Let's start again, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his. Dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig his, dig Dig is in your back. Oh, got some heavy dig is in your back. Good no dig it. I love how she gets it. The dig is a yeah. Yeah. Deattacking the chick rolls. I'm like, who's attacking? Cheaker. She this woman Karen looked like she was playing a theraman. She was pulling these fingers up, like like dragging invisible worms out of her body. She's like, here's a digger. Let's take this digger. What are you doing? And then she's like, let's get this back digger here. Eddie, you chisped. I'm like, you don't even know where a back is. Like, who trust her?

You know, while I'm getting these diggers out don't have a tell about my favorite movie the legend of big events Here we go diggers diggers digger Vince The legend of the legend of digger Vince You know when you get some diggers out Mick jigger that's you're gonna say you've got big Jiggas Hey that jiggas a good jigger like wait a minute that's your own thing. He's got? They are still heavy and so to speak, and you have to find ways to disamble them. And then she goes, all right,

well, I've got a little prison for ya, chakra oils. She whips that and she like holds it up with the camera. She's like, they'll keep you in our scene strong. All you gotta do is search, hashtag chakra, or it's like cut off. And like, for a thing, never even gets her at him. Go am yourself with some chakra.

Oh, that's what you gotta do. You gotta am yourself with them. And he's like, the digger was definitely the year. I'm the champagne lady. Oh, that's got champagne, I'm on. I mean, that's how this next scene starts, and- I'm the champagne lighting! So she-

I feel like there should have been like a little jig. N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N And she's wearing a black and white leopard print top. I mean, it's a, you know, a one-pish. Whatever it is. Black and white. No, it's like black and white, but leopard print. Oh, yeah, you're right. And then the bottom is floor to Lee. Black and white.

Why? I don't know. I have no idea. She's like a walking psychological exam. Yeah. Like, where do you always focus on? She's like every ink blob at the beginning of the medium opening. If you stare at her long enough, you can't tell if it's a woman or two people trying

to face each other. Well, maybe I'm just a candlestick. Maybe you've just got mummy issues. Am I an old lady? Am I an old crown or a young lady? So I did this interview with Vice Online the other day about the difference in Canada and American hot swaths and why the Canadian ones always fail. And I was, he had a really good point to interview her.

He's like, do you notice in the imports, they're always narrating the entire story? Yes. And my answer in that was, because they won't let them shoot anywhere, right? Like they always have to be like, did this girl cold me and we went there and that's what happened because they can't shoot me where, you know, the no one will let them. But this show

does it. And they'll just narrate the thing that just happened right now. She goes, I invited over Angela and Julie after this great afternoon, tell you because Julia's best day was really taken over the, but fight with a interlurum machine when they fought about that thing. One of them walked outside. They were talking outside. I don't think the table. It wasn't fair. Like Jesus. This whole thing gonna be like into the woods. We know we saw it. I do agree. I think it's actually I think the concentration is also just a stylistic thing that comes from British reality shows because in general, outside of even housewives, every British reality show I've seen for the past 10 years is just heavily narrated.

And it has, I don't know if it always has something to do with where they can shoot. I think it's just the aesthetic, it's the style. And so I think that it's what they're used to. We're not used to that, so yeah, it's so funny. Because she's like, I'm about to get a break. And then it says Angela. And she's like, and has invited me to the lovely goose creek for afternoon to hell of a day.

I think what's weird is that when they narrate, theyate so calmly it was like Michelle in the beginning of the episode She's like I'm walking with my dog and I'm going to guild this house And I'm concerned because guilders house is Marvelous and then you see her being like look at your marvelous house like yeah You just said that in the narration that that weird slow deep voice creepy narration That doesn't sound like you're normal so good and It's like I brought a rack of clothes. Hello, Anne. I brought a rack of clothes and I'm like, oh, I'll just leave it here in the folio because I don't need your tacky ass clothes. I don't need your wheels on my expensive carpets and you have flaming bitch right now

I'm like she brought me clothes. I was a little taken in the back. Have I been in clothes? Oh! Ah! So this, so this is it down. And Angie starts talking about, about why she does what she does. And she's like, you know, I really like cleaning out people's water tubes.

It's so wonderful. It's rather lethargic, actually. I think she meant to say cathartic. cathartic. It's getting great not tired out. And I don't know if you noticed this as Angie was going on and on and just well here you be Angie going on and on about styling and I'm gonna be I'm gonna be Ann you just start going on an Angie thing. I love to go into people's closets. Yes, look at what they wear.

Yes, make them realist. Realist it's a lifestyle. Colors are very important, don't you, man. The colors you wear, talk about hanging a pill in all mean. So, a lot of things streamlines. Peace. Peace. It was like some sort of like weird bug

And then when Angela tells her like you I have very romantic feeling in my homes girly Lovely and then goes me too. I thought this and then she goes I thought there's nothing you can tell me about style, but she's just being nice And Angie of course ever the bullsh** is like I love having people look and feel good And then she does that smile that slow crazy smile like she's about to stab you with one of the diggers Yes, and then Julia is driving along. She's like,

I'll be invited by Ian to come to a gorgeous country, and I can't wait to find out what everyone thought about the birthday that was ruined by that awful obnoxious argument. Hello, girls. I can't wait to find out what you found out about my ruined birthday here at this lovely teeth as gorgeous farmhouse. I can't wait to find out what you found out about my ruined birthday here at this lovely teeth.

This gorgeous farmhouse. Angie, I can't help but notice you have a few diggers in the back of you. When junior arrived, I felt a sense of relief because it jumped the heat off me. Yees. Yees. Yees. Yes, yes, yes. So I think at this point was when Angie, she pulled out that rack of clothes.

She was like, I'm not gonna let this in the foyer. No, I'm not. So she pulls out an end like, all right, there we go. Just be careful not to get on the other roads. All right, all right. And she goes, I love to help people feel and look good. I'll take people from A to Z very quickly. I'm like, yes, you do.

You take them. I can see it. A disease. You really do. You take them from nice to murderous, like five minutes. And then Angie gives Anne the book, like her little style book. You be Angela now and I'll be Anne. OK. I mean, to be like now and I'll be Ann, okay.

Okay, tell me to be like talking about giving style and all that stuff. Yeah. I thought I'd give you a book because I love gifts. Now this what, you know, I think this is just just what I hear be lovely. Look at the sort of model. Now it's like one big color.

It's like, that's all the ladies. Just, okay. Be like two different colors because you're never wearing shorts. So it's gonna be like, I wouldn't do it. Or I'm working this would't do it. I would have thought about throwing leaves on the head. No, I... Okay, you're like, that's something I'm dead, girl. It was so good.

And just go shooting her down. She's like, Well, that's amazing. Well, let her know, my feelings. And she goes, First, I wouldn't wear colors like that because it makes you look cut in half. Well, of streamlined. Oh. Well, I'm streamlined.

Hey, I'm like, you're wearing a black and white leopard on top and floor to lease on the bottom. Could you not like streamlined? Okay. I just loved Anne's look when she got that. But I was like, oh, I've had so much about this book. Oh, this is great. You know, I have a strange stool that needs some balancing. I'll put this right under there.

And she also goes, yeah, you look lovely on your book. You're finding everyone because you thought you weren't there. Thought you were insulting them, but I don't feel insulted. I've got a coaster, a new coaster for you. Your face is a coaster. Thanks, darling. Just like see, perhaps how you accept a gift. So then Michelle calls Anne and once there's how you accept a gift. So then, Michelle calls Anne.

And once there's not even a joke here, I just love the way Anne answers the phone, she goes, yes, Michelle, love later here from you. It's like a weed whack, starting up. Yes, Michelle. Yes, Michelle. I'm so glad you called that crazy plus size models here trying to pull an off strange clothing on me in a book. And as she's talking so basically Michelle is talking to Ann now on speaker phone.

And the producers keep cutting back to Angela's reaction shots and they were priceless because she's sipping tea in the air. Well, first, she's sipping tea. And I actually put a video of this on our Instagram, but I sort of did it like meme style. But the way she sipped that tea, her eyes starting to left and right, she was so nervous about what Michelle was going to say. And then she starts doing the hair pat.

Yes, and gulping and doing crazy smiles. She looked terrified. And then I swear to God, I'm not even making this up. It cussed to her interview and she goes, I was at Innshaus for a lovely tea at an afternoon farmhouse. And then the phone rang. And it was Michelle. And during that tea, she invited us to dinner at her home. What we know, we've been watching this scene for 10 minutes. And the best part is all Michelle did was like, well I felt so bad about what happened. So once you guys come over to my place for dinner

and then afterwards Julia's like, well I'll take Baygay's bed thought of ever heard about her. She was invited to dinner and on top of that they cut the Angie doing it like her her eyes like Reasy smile. Yes, I take back every bad thought Well, all myself in lots of light girls I just want to make sure that you'll be there for me okay and you'll be good hmm you're capable of harming yourself I think at this point yeah defend yourself and she's like look just don't take clothes to her yeah I'll be sure like that just don't

take these rags well I want yes yes no no, Yis, no, no. So over at Miss El's farmhouse, she's like, oh, she's like, oh, I love my kids, I'm a moon. That's what I do. I love my kids. Curtis is way boarding school, but Crystal's still here and she did loves getting all the attention of my clutter. Yeah, yeah, it was the it was the typical scene of like my daughter is growing up fast and she can wear my clothes because I'm small like a child still. And she loves to clothes but she can't hear it, it's my clothes.

But anyway, we're going to a fashion show now. She's like, listen, I bought you your own fancy shoes, alright? You've got the deal. No, she goes, you can wear the Prada flats and she goes, no, that's all, I want a new pair and she's like, I had a fuck a fat person for these, all right? So they go to a fashion show, which is fine. She doesn't even realize when the front row, you know, you know, you know, you know, if you're not in the front row of New Zealand's fashion scene. And then we are on the front row. Okay, did you notice, I have to point this out. She is wearing a necklace made out of gold bullets as she talks.

And then she's wearing like an ivory bracelet that spikes. It's like little ivory spikes. I was like, this bitch is serious about her weaponry. Yeah, she was. And I just noticed that then and then it just gets bigger and bigger as the episode goes on. I was also a little sad that the fashion show, by the way, was not a series of sheep walking down the runway. I mean, it's New Zealand. Isn't that what happens?

Well, they hear her talk about it last week. And she's like, where market wants to be a model like a mum and it's phone ball me. I'd love it at the ride. I just don't want you to end up bookiein' mussely darling. But I wanna do gymnastics moments fun. And she's like,

well I looked at the gymnast and I thought that is not a moral body. I'm like, your jaw is jutting out a foot from your mouth. And your eyes are semi-crossed. Can we stop dissing like high school gymnast bodies? Bokie gymnasts. Oh, no kidding.

Seriously. Well, speaking of models, we then go over to Louise, and she's getting new headshots because her last headshots were from 20 years ago. When she looked pretty much the same, she's like, I've had the spunky haircut for the past 35 years. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. At the salad, Jesse, Rafael, change the glasses.

And she's still on top. I'm like, well, they really are behind over there. Yeah. I like that Louise has maintained the final fantasy haircut from like the mid 90s. Like, you know, it's like she has that like anime, the male anime spiky hair. That's just sort of sort of flows gently. Like if you're playing Final Fantasy XI. Yeah.

She's like, when I was a kid, I wanted to be Julie Andrews. Like, well, you could be Julie Andrews playing Antelope Landsbury. Yeah. That actually kind of makes sense. She's like a morph of both. So I went to Theatres School in London and now I have me in Theatres Company,

which is a huge bonus, because I can cast myself from the lead roles So see me Louise and my one woman production of I remember mama Louise remembers Louise see Louise in our wilderness I remember me long days journey into Louise I remember me. Long days journey into Louise. Dental, dental of Louise, man. The Crucilla Louise. It's a witch hunt with Louise, persecutes Louise.

I'm gonna cough myself for that. That is hilarious. Six degrees of Louise. I'm gonna cough myself to that. That is hilarious. Six degrees of Louise. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is just rose in Louise. So this is Louise and Swag.

Pray to a Louise. I like six degrees of Louise. I think that's my favorite. Six degrees. So, anyway, Louise is sitting there and she's like, I don't like selfies. They make me feel like a dick. Sometimes I always like it when women call other women or themselves a dick. I don't know why.

It's so funny. And then this selfie girl is like, all right, then, sit here. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture.

I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to take a picture. I'm going to themselves a dick. I don't know why it's so funny. And then this selfie girl's like, all right, then sit here. All right, aren't your shoulders a little bit look sad. Not your headband. Learned the ball. Lean a little hard into the wall. Become the wall. You're old man. Look sad. Look sad. All the roles said, I'll show the ask for change, Sadder. Hunchdelver, ask for change. Maybe put your hands out like you're asking for change. Yeah. Come on now.

I also like that Louise says that she's been typecast as an alcoholic cooker. Celebrity beef. You never know if you're just going to end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasive. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the hosts of Wonder Woman's new podcast, Dis and Tell.

Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows. It snowballed into a full-blown alleged feud. But it doesn't seem like fans are letting up anytime soon.

Despite both Selena and the Bieber's making public statements denying any bad blood. How much of this is teen jealousy and lovers quarreling, and how much of it is a carefully crafted narrative designed to sell albums? Follow this and tell wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. Well, you know, might as well lean into it. Yeah, and she goes, not a lot of act and needed for that role. So then back at Michelle's house, she's husband's, you know, getting ready and she's peeling potatoes for some reason. And she goes, she goes, well, I'm on an entertain. I'm the I throw the party. I

don't do the cooking, but I forgot to get the caterer to do the potatoes. Like that is called for-person catering, okay? You know you cooked all this shit and you couldn't afford the potatoes and now you make it because you know why I paced somebody 20 bucks when you could do it. And she goes, you know, for me, Dinepati isn't really about the cooking. I'm like, actually it's significantly about the cooking. I mean, I know it's about the company and everything But you don't want to be shitty food like what potatoes. Yeah, for no no no and her husband shaving with his shirt on I don't know why I found that weird Nervous I want this to be a good party. I don't want someone freaking it and running off in tears

Like you're the one who did that to her You make me sound like no one can be a I mean the last thing I want was some plus saw as model running off in hysterics So they all Guess our to arrive and Michelle is like lady music Michelle is like so the guests were arriving like we know we see the guests arriving But I'm like orchestral Someone's in a car like, so the guests were arriving. Like, we know we see the guests arriving, but, like, orchestral. Broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom, broom getting so pissed, especially Anne, because Anne's one of those women who wears high heels because she's insecure about being short, sort of like Ashley from Princesses like Nyland.

Yeah. And they are not happy. And we had some people on, I think, the Facebook group or on Twitter, they really, they spoke up about this. This really, this really bothered a lot of women because for good reason, like, you know, when you go to a formal dinner party and you put together a cute outfit, the shoes are part of the outfit and for some people, they're like the signature aspect of it.

So for her to make people take up their shoes is like ruining these women's outfits. Well, it's also just so obviously trying to be richer than you are. Like when people are like, oh, look at my car. Do not get my car scratched. Like you're supposed to be rich. You know? Like when people are like, Oh, look at my car. Do not get my car scratched. Like you're supposed to be rich. You shouldn't give a fuck. You just buy another one or get it fixed or whatever. Like when people get one guy at Toyota told me one time, my car got in a wreck without me just kidding. I got in a wreck and I had to take my car and they were giving me the rental. It was like, whatever, I don't care. And he's like, you must be rich, which obviously I was poor.

But I was like, uh, how could you tell? And he said, because only rich people, um, don't care what car they're giving. He goes, you can tell a poor person because the poor person's like, I want the top of the line Mercedes. Like they're always trying to fake it, you know, right. And that's what this lady reminds me of. It's like, do not walk on our floor. If it's that precious to you, honey, you don't have the trying to fake it, you know, right? And that's what this lady reminds me of. It's like, you know, walk on our floor. If it's that precious to you, honey, you don't have the money to have it.

Yeah, exactly. And it's a floor, by the way, it's really. It's a five minute story about Toyota rentals for that. I don't know. But I think you did. I think you did. I think spam hugs. I would like to know the story behind Anne's visit to Japan,

because I think it was Anne right who was like He's like the last time someone asked me to take off my shoes. I was in Japan and huh well Well, that was a hilarious situation What did you do to the poor Japanese people? What sort of white privilege did you bring to Japan? You know she did too. No, she had there were some slurs. There was something thrown across the restaurant. Oh my god. The good, the best is that everybody has such a reaction to it. So funny. Louise is like when she came up and there's cheek slippers, she

getting a hotel room. I thought she's having a life. So early. And the aunt's like, oh, fuck Japan. And then you've got anciller like well I know I had no idea what I was walking into but when I was invited to a country tea at a party in a farmhouse It's like shut up. So you don't even know she's wearing shoes at this point that girl You know Michelle should have had a pair of slippers for every woman. That's what I say. I Add Goldish warts I had gold to Schwartz, got one of those sports, general general shorts,

general shorts, is a maiden desert stone. No, general, Schwartz, Schwartz, he is Schwartz,

Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz, you know, crystals. So the husband has that trendy bar where it's that marble that's see through and it's lit from behind I Is that trendy it was one of the most serious things that ever seen when I was still catering like parties and Beverly Hills and stuff

Yeah, a lot of people are getting a lot of rich people are getting those Lit from beneath marble bars That's fine. I don't mind a lit from beneath marble bars. That's fine. I don't mind a lit from beneath marble bar, but not that yellow. It was so hideous, and on top of that, everyone who sat around the bar had like a yellow sheen on their face. It was so unflattering for everyone. And I love Louise just poor-saming these people. She's like, I don't know if I like the black and gold of the bar. Also could use a hundred more bottles of booze.

He's bad. This bad is the weakest link. Goodbye. So he's like the husband's giving champagne to everybody. And I'm like, this morning is the champagne lady. And he gives everybody a glass to toast, except for Angela. Yes. And she's like, I am sitting that was deliberate. I'm not I'm gonna just smile my anger at him.

Of all the people that could have happened to it happened to be me. The one who walked up to the bar last. Champagne digger. I have a champagne digger in me now. So then it's like a house tour. So Michelle takes Anne and Gilda on a little tour and Anne is like, I'd rather like Michelle and Gilda, I like them a lot. Which made me happy because I actually like the three of them that they're like my favorite. Although I like the Wii's too, but I was happy to see them grouping up like that. Everyone loves my swing day bed everyone It goes sit on the swing bed and then gilda who's made a comment about

So many things so far so there's naked little statues. I want to make out with it And then she sees like this pillow with an African man. She's like I'm putting these African men on my bosom and she's like, I'm putting these African men on my bosom. What is going on with Gilda girl? So meanwhile, back over at the bar, Angela, Julia, and Louise are chatting, and the husband had walked away. And so Julia, who's the little gossip of this group, she's the posterer, says, so, you know, something sort of funny is that An said that G guilt is a gold digger what she's all think a bit that what do you think about that and then there's the memory of it where she's totally making her say it

she's like well you know I don't know what people would say about a lady who's married to someone so much older through his money what would you call that? she's like a gold digger hey what, what's that? What's that? Konji West song? I'm not saying she's a... I can't remember the next lyric. Gold digger? Oh, you think gold is a gold digger?

Me too! Oh, see, you think she's a broken word? So what you're saying? Julia, perhaps we'll say that. Spoiler alert. So Julia is like, if you were armed with this kind of information, would you tell Gilda, no? And Louise is like, if you were armed with this kind of information, which you tell Gilda no, and Louise is like, why would you?

They probably say the same thing about you and your husband. She says, well I'd quite like to know if it was my close girlfriend's talking about it. And meanwhile, they're cross-cutting this with Gilda sitting on the day bed saying, you know, I'm very excited to meet this Angie for the first time for real tonight because you know what behind that pretty face is probably a very pretty person and then he cut the angel and be like, oh yeah she's a gold digger, she's a gold digger, she's a gold digger. Angela's like, wait, no no.

Angela is saying, yeah sorry. Who's upstairs? Oh Louise, it's like, no Angela says, I think saying, yeah, sorry, who's upstairs? Oh, Louise is like, no, Angela says, I think she'd be comfortable with you saying, if you told her that someone called her a gold dicker, and then Louise is like, no, and won't be comfortable with that, all right. And Julia says, people might say that about me.

And Louise says, I might say that about you. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. And so Julia is just trying to start shit. And Angela is trying to force them now to start shit. Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho shallow and awful and such a craven human being that you're all you're about. Yeah, we've got you addicted to that lifestyle that suddenly you're trading your looks for gold and being surrounded by wonderful things. But it's coming from the pockets of old men with balls down to their knees and probably a death that's going to happen soon. That's all I'm saying. I'd love for Louise to go in and find the real story. She's like, I mean, I haven't heard anything about Gilder, but I'm sure if I did hear something about her, it would probably sound like, well, I'm not going to say what I think I would have heard

if I had heard something, but I didn't hear something. And Louise's like, oh, fuck it. If you're trying to say, okay, let's just put it all out there. All right, the real me is that Gilda is at BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE like her the edges of her lips were like up by her like that are the temples of her forehead I mean I've never well I didn't say it I want to make it clear that I'm not the one you said that I was absolutely shocked I didn't know that to the oak get off it of course you did that's what you were hitting around that you were trying to make me say it and they're sending no shock I was just going to say that I hear that Gild is sometimes punches an extra punch in a subway punch card.

Now, they're sitting next to a lamp that's made out of a machine. It's like a gold machine gun. This is a base of the lamp. Yes. What the fuck is going on with Michelle? I don't know. I actually love her house, but I thought that room was a terrible, terrible oversight. And right when they show that lamp Julia goes and then

she brought out extra ammunition. What is with guns in this show? It's creeping me out. So so then it's time for dinner and the food is family style. It's all put out there and none of them are happy about that. Julia's like, oh man, I can't believe that. I was expecting a say to dinner. Julia's like, oh man, I can't believe that. I was expecting a seated dinner First we have to take off our shoes and now we have to serve ourselves wine and food Well, maybe that's just how they do it in the country. What is this dune tin shabby? So they're in his life Oh, you can do it you do the end. I let you do the end What I would do for a casual lunch in the south of France rather than a dinner party at home?

This is like something I'd serve my kits, some kits and champagne in the south of France. Yes. You know we're a bunch of pussy sitting around the table, I don't understand what the south of France is. So Angie is like, alright, you guys got round one, I'm going to take on round two. So she's like, how is everyone's wake, you guys got round one. I'm gonna take on round two. So she's like, How is everyone's awake? I had a wonderful week. I went and got healed. I got some deogas removed from my beak It was great to really heavy deogas

They're like we seem to disgusted by her Family style or what? She is pissed. Yeah, Louise was really annoying. There's a reason why she was higher to be the host of the weakest link. She was very distainful at that moment. When she talks about energies and chikras and diggers in your beak. And Julie's like, what kind of diggers? And you know the ones, the kind that are left by people

who have awful negative bad energy that are all around you Specifically people who may have emigrated here from you know areas of the of the world that are not really the east of the west Maybe sort of like the middle if you would say It was like Be quiet you fucking bitch. Like that's what her eyeballs are saying Lies is like well, she's obviously talking about Gild and Michelle. It's quite funny. And Michelle's like, well, one of those daggers has my name on it, obviously.

And then Angie brings out the real fine words. She's like, Gild, have you ever gotten your colors done? Gild is just telling her like, yes, I do my own colors. Okay, I do my own. Well, this is what colors are. I know what they are. I do my own colors. Oh, yeah Do you know what seasonal palette you belong to? I mean, this is like Throwing down the gauntlet right now. Oh really do your own colors. What seasonal palette are you bitch? What sees no palette? Oh God just damn, sa when you get your colors you look amazing she's like yes I wear and she goes where you wear what you

want don't you of course you wear just whatever you want whatever color you want and this looks into the like sea sea she she wears a winter color with the summer color what a bitch I look everyone, exhibit a full color on her wrist, and a spring color on her other wrist. Gilders like she's desperate for a star about me, I would not give it. Julia says, alright, well I thought oh get Gilder out of there. Gilder, would you like to get out of there? And she said, she's like, we're just going just to the just to the we're going to the bathroom. We're just going to the bathroom. It's like cutting between narrating and narrating to each other. It was like, it was like, I decided I take, I take guilt of the bathroom and then guilt is like, Julia decided to take me to the

bathroom. Shall we go to the bathroom? So we went to the bathroom together. I took out to the bathroom. We went together So they went to the bathroom together. I remember she was like what the heck's going on They go on to the bathroom together So Julia's like So bathroom anyway, and called you a gold digger ready to go back to the meal Huh? Yeah, she's like you're not mad at and to lack your word at the other one. She said she's a gold digger. She's like, don't don't don't. We walked over there to pretend we were going to get the bathroom. We didn't really go to the bathroom. So we went to look at my off-season colors.

So they returned to the table and everybody's still just looking at this family style meal like they're horrified like yeah Tongues I'm supposed to use tongs For this but I love them yeah, so they return and get us like So I hear you call me a gold digger. So, and it's totally unfazed by this. She's like, oh, well, you know, Julia, I guess you're saying, you're okay. I see, well, Julia, you dishonored to corner me into it.

So I really didn't say it, just Julia forced me into saying it basically. And yeah, she didn't even back down. She's like, oh, it's not funny, the other one made me do it And then Michele goes oh little and sweet little and that little sparrow not Did my sparrow comedy work did that play well? So then gilder just like well, I always say if you can have a trade man

Why would you have an apprentice am I right am I right No, I have to stop this podcast to say, Guilda. Thank you. I Love Ho Pride. I love it. We talk about Ho-shaming so much on this show. Really my only Request is that you're just proud. I don't care who you are and And I love the girl that's like, you made you someone wealthy and ahead you get labeled whether it's true or not who cares. Yeah, she's like, I don't care. And Louise, you say I can buy an appetizer now. Yeah. I could buy waiters to serve this for you. She'd like. And Louise is like, wow, how much older is he? 47 years. And Angus. Well, he's gonna have something going on. Hango was like, sorry I fell in love with him, sorry I didn't work out.

Whatever worked for 15 years, pretty good. Yeah, much longer than many people I know, but as you know, it didn't last because of the age difference. You know, he started shitting myself. He started shitting himself at the same time I had babies. Like, I'd only deal with so many diapers. So, like, oh girl, and she goes, I'd much rather dig gold than shit. So, then Angel is like, all right, let's, let's try this again. So, she's like, so on, guess what, Guilda? People are testing terrible things about you. That must hit right?

Dic-a-dic-a-dic-a-dic-a? No, I don't care. But this freaking tear, quite terribly dig-a-dic-a. And she's like, who's this? And I'm like, Hey, you know the gossips call arms, and said, said, said, said, shouldn't they, lady, whatever?

Ha-ha-ha! And the end just like, I like I just thought you know if people were saying terrible things would their diggers in my back I just want to know I mean I thought wow Because people really do speak if you put it like wow It's almost hurt you no No, it doesn't I can see you that you're visibly upset. She's like, no, I have not moved my face in 20 years. I want to sit on the face of that handsome statue over there. Anybody mind?

Andrew was like, tell them Louise what you were talking about here at the bar. She's like, you do it, do it yourself. Yeah, so she's like, people speak if you pull it. So now Gilders is just mad because it's like a show horse with a fly on their face. They're only going to last so long before they try to get that with their tail. It's a fly. So finally, Angie's like, well, fine. What Louise was talking to all of us about and basically to the entire world was burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and then bought on the boat by an old person. And Gilda's just like her reaction, she kind of gasps,

but it's like a, and then Julia, Julia already heard about this, goes, Oh, you can't say anything like that. It's drivel. Mm-hmm, shut up Julia. And then she goes, I want to just rive it up and die. Like you're close enough.

And then you're like what horrible grocery and Angela. Oh, I didn't even say what the rumor is. And she goes, look, I worked my ass there. I got grease here. I paid for everything. What did you do? And she goes, oh, Lord, actually, have you heard of color palette? And she goes, look, I don't care about what you

say in your gossipy demean on your eyes going blue blue blue crazy crazy we will never be friends I don't like you we're not girlfriends don't look at me she goes I'm talking my friends she's don't look at me and then guess where get a cross the table from us? So it's kinda sad. Sub-ane! And then Angie, so Angie's like trying to gaslight her. The terrible, she's like, it's really hard for you to listen, isn't it? And then Guilder knows what Angie's trying to do, trying to turn it against her. And Guilder just goes, what the fuck is wrong with you?

And so Angie's like, I just hear all these things and Gildi goes, you know what I hear about you? Not a fucking thing. And then Andrew's like, oh, what are we? And just like, yeah, but she said it, but why you repeat it? Don't you have judgment? Shut the fuck up. And mean, I'm just like get fucked Gilda get fucked. Which is my favorite Australian New Zealand thing that they say get fucked Yeah, and then she runs out of there like she's the victim again. Yeah, she's like I can't be bothered with this kind of shit Like you started it. Yes. You are the bitch here bitch

Bitch, she's horrible and I love gilda for just basically being like, yes, I work. Can I ask to get some grease? What did you do? Yeah, she just sits there with those those eyelids that are like almost fully closed. Like she's basically asleep and insulting the swim in her sleep. She's like, as Angela leaves, Gilda's

like, she has a habit of walking away all the water works. I wish you would do that at the beginning of a conversation. Is anyone else's chair vibrating as she walks away? No? There is a hole in your marble floor. I think you have fancy alcohol for a lot of the shelves in that room. And Andrew's like, I'm out of here. I cannot be bothered with calling someone a horror on national television and being villainized.

This shows amazing. You know what I like about it? I mean, yeah, they are, they're being extra. Everyone's saying, oh, they are, they're being extra everyone's saying, oh, they're really like trying to make TV, but for me, even if they're doing that, it's like working for me. I feel like Angela is actually a really great villain. That, that perma smile is exactly what we need out of a villain and, and the fact that she's like a robot and she can only talk about styling and pushing her agenda in terms of trying to be a styling personality.

It's just, well, the things that are fake about it are so great because she's really trying to be that woman, but we're seeing who the real her is and it's disgusting, insecure, talentless and not a model in any way. And that's like what's hilarious is the reality crashing into what they're trying to project.

Exactly. Or Gilda being like, I don't fight, this is silly. But then just posting it, I don't call her a whore over and over where she's like, fine, I'm a whore and a rich whore. You know, that stuff is all real. Like, Julia's the one trying to start shit. She's like, I'm gonna start a fight.

But it's not her pretending. It's the, you know. Yeah, Gilda's basically like, at least when I whore myself out, I'm not whoring myself out for tourism New Zealand, you know, exactly. At least I'll get more than a thousand dollars. Yeah, I have like a mansion, my own business, and I will

never, ever have to do anything in my entire life, except like post for Instagram photos. Yeah, exactly. You think you're accomplished because you self published a book. No, more, po bitch. Oh, the's so host. So that's New Zealand. Why don't we shift some gears here?

You know what I'm saying? Let's shift gears. I love gears. I love gears to so good. Let's shift over to the crap and smell bag. Let's do it. All right. Alright, for those of you who are unfamiliar, the crap in the mailbag is where we answer questions from a metaphorical mailbag.

Basically if you support the podcast over on Patreon at the mailbag level or above, you can write in a question and we'll answer it here on the air. And a lot of times these questions are very, very goofy and ridiculous and that's the fun of it. So let's start today with Benjamin Cohen. Ben. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ben.

Ben says, sweet. We had a, oh, you know, we have to also mention that we had a, we also do a Google hangout with Patreon and this past month on the Google hangout, Miss Kate Chastain from below deck, came on and joined. I mentioned that because Ben was there too. Yes. So, yes. Love Kate. Just other reasons to come.

And of course, Ben, we're like, hey, thanks for coming, Kate, because I was just texting her like, you want to come on, it's really fun. She's like, sure. So she comes on and Ben's like, so what's happening with your court case? You going to say, whoa, Ben, it comes up. It came on strong. She's like, what's happening with your court case you going Came on strong. She's like well. Thanks a lot for you starting out with that question She handled it like a pro But I will answer you in March. Yeah

So Ben asks what's going on with the core case? No, just kidding. He goes, he says, which unmarried bravo liberty, which is basically all of them, because they're all divorced, would benefit from an arranged marriage? What would be the appropriate dowry, for instance? What do you think GG could get on the open market? Well, GG is a, she barely would even get Mr. Wickey. If you know what I'm saying. I think if GG's father was like, I will take a cow and return for GG. No. Okay. How about a cat? No. Okay. Chicken. No. Turbo. What about this? What about this bottle? How about this bottle of honesty?

From the dentist office you could take GG to take GG. I have some old group ons I have not turned in yet. How about those? There's a stack of group ons that you can use at Kabuki sushi house, no? Kabuki sushi house, you know? If you take GG, I will give you everything I own. Just take up, please take up. Okay, I have some old IKEA pillowcases. How about GG for all of it? I've got three IKEA pillowcases. I give you three. And then I throw in boxically next. You take GG now? So who else has to be in arranged marriages? We can come up with other people.

What would you... Who would benefit from an arranged marriage? In the world of... I mean, I think they all would benefit. I really do think so. Yeah, I think just being half Lebanese myself and seeing how the old country worked, a lot of those marriages were put together, to keep the strain going.

And I'm for it. I think they just learned to deal with each other. Like they didn't get many options. It was like, okay, I'm gonna have to deal with this asshole and I'm gonna learn to be okay with it. I think land and would benefit is that we should have someone to walk Charlotte with her around the reservoir. Uh-huh, we're out of the way she'd have someone to walk Charlotte with her around the reservoir. I think her father has probably tried many times to arrange that marriage as she just keeps

blowing it. What would land in what sort of value would she receive from the dowry? Probably like a free host URL named from host monsters. I'll trade you a business name that isn't already taken. Yeah. And maybe like it gives certificate to five guys. Something like that. I don't know. So Joanna Plaza asks, now that this season is ending, would you consider moving any of the current New York housewives up or down your list? Maybe moved to rent up a spot or two since she made it nice, moved anyone down. So I think Joanna is talking about referring back to our live show in May when we did a ranking of the real housewives, the definitive ranking. And I believe I said Luana was number one.

I think you maybe put Ramona number one, but we had to say Luana Ramona. I think Durrindo was around number six. Would be my dream. I think this is a cast. Right now, the past couple of years have been so perfect. The main ones are so perfect. Even Tinsley I think is perfect.

Yeah, I don't know that I mean, Tinsley's too new to be like a Even Tinsley I think is perfect. Yeah. I don't know that I mean Tinsley's too new to be like a number one, but I think Dorenda, Ramona, Bethany, Luan, no matter what you think of them, are all MVPs. I mean they're all just killing it. Yeah. I think that I think we put Tinsley in last place because she was too new back in May. But I think at this point, I think she has earned a spot above Carol, not Carol, what's her face? You know, Cindy Barrow Shop, she's above Cindy Barrow Shop, she's above Jewels, she's probably, I can't tell if she is above or below Kristen Takeman. I do you're talking about tensley

Yeah, I think she's above all of them because she's legit New York You know meet for the gossip table. She's really from there. She's really lived that life and all the ladies Really are just so New York. I know I know I got different sides of it I hope they just keep this cast. I mean, I think even Carol's doing great this year She's like found a way to not totally be a Bethany's ass and still make snarky comments Yes Still be enough up Bethany's acid. It's funny to make fun of yeah I think this is definitely an MVP cast right now because there actually has not been a lot of stuff happening this season If you think about it there I mean there's been this Ramona Bethany fight which, you know, it has not been as strong as a through line as

maybe last year with Luan and Tom and then Luan and Bethany before that or maybe the year before it was Carol and Luan and all that stuff. This season has, I think, technically been running on fumes because there hasn't been a lot going on, but the fact that it's on fumes and it's still so hilarious and still so much better than almost everything else on Bravo shows how amazing this cast is. Yeah, and they're just so New York, you know, some of the cast that could be in any city. Yeah, but these people are just so New York. I mean, my favorite thing about being a waiter in New York was no matter what old New York lady go up to and say How was your meal? They would always say, I was all right. It could have been better. It was never it's good.

Always, well, it could have been better. Well, you could have done this or that. I will say this though Going just circling back to Kristen takeman. I actually really liked her and and She, you know, she got into the mix.. I mean don't forget her whole she and Ramona Remember they actually really fought a lot because Ramona threw a glass at her face and split her lip and then Kristen splashed like a little bit of water on Ramona's hair and Ramona freaked out That's kind of amazing stuff. You splashed water on me. Who are you? You have amazing stuff. Are you just splat water on me? Who are you?

To get water on me. But Kristen just didn't, I felt bad because she actually had a really strong first season and then her second season, she there just was no room for her. And Bethany, Bethany kind of kicked her out of the cast, I think, because Kristen was trying to be friends with Bethany and Bethany would not allow it. And yeah, Bethany kicked out as many people as she could that she didn't like, and I think that this

year she can't anymore. Like we've seen her kind of try to do it with Ramona. And Ramona's like, nope, it's a group trip. Yeah, I'm coming. I, dare what you say, bitch. And I think that if Kristen had, um, allowed Bravo to film the issues with her husband being on Ashley Madison. And we don't know, we don't know if she was fired before that or or not.

We don't know how much this plays role in it. But I suspect that she didn't want to air that stuff on TV. And I think if she allowed Bravo to air that on TV, she probably would have gotten the apple again for a third season. But you know what? Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Those ladies would have made mincemeat of her. Oh, it would, it would have actually been amazing,

but you know how she done that? We would not have been where we are now. So, you know what, it all, everything has a purpose. And I do hope that Kristen comes back as like a friend or just makes an appearance, because I feel like she was better than people remember her as being. And she also gave us to Geraldine Parsonsmith.

And once everybody warmed up with the new cast because Bravo really did a huge thing By just acting half of the cast. I mean that was huge and then they brought on all these new people who were so different and It that was a wax season at first and this is an after that. She came on the season after the big transition But yes, she's still part of the dude Wasn't it Heather Christian and Carol that all came on the same season? It was Heather, Carol, and the Viva Dresher. Oh. Never forget a Viva Dresher. Oh, oh, oh, I never will.

Yeah, that was a ballsy move, and it was a rough transition. The first half of that transitional season was, it felt weird, but then the second half, it got bonkers, and it was like, okay, we are in this again, but Kristen was still part of that she came on the next year But she still sort of was part that transitional time in the show all of that transition time turned into a really really good show So you know you go girl. Yeah, great show and Durinda is She's magnificent absolutely magnificent. So tinsley we are we're excited for what you will develop into on the show.

So that being said, I think that's a great note to end the show on and just segue into the weekend. Let's do her, man. Happy weekend, everybody. That was the mail, man. You guys, so fun. I love talking about New Zealand on Fridays. I love 11 hour of crazy inaccurate accents. Yeah, so much fun. Love that show. And it was a really fun week here. So thanks to all

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