Watch What Crappens - RHOAKL: Never Have I Ever Watched Kiwis on Vacay

Episode Date: August 25, 2017

The Real Housewives of New Zealand are already on their big trip of the season, and in this case it's a tropical vacation in Port Douglas, Australia. For Angela, however, the fake work never ends. That's why she brought Lea along to punish and torment. Maybe Anne needs to teach her some etiquette lessons. Come listen and stick around for Crappens Mailbag afterwards! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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That's very exciting. Port Douglas. And, that's very exciting. Pull Douglas, it's in no land in typical fashion, we must sit and watch the women pack and they need help packing and they need to come see each other pack and watch each other pack and ask questions while they pack. So many bikinis and so many discussions about bikinis and how many you should take and girl, that's a lot of talking about bikinis. Well, first we begin with Michelle, who's packing. And she's like, if anybody knows packing for a exotic holiday, it's gilded. Like, really?

I mean, okay. She's, I didn't realize she was expertly suited for this occasion. No pun intended She does social media So she's very good with bikinis. It's like okay Michelle. It's like total model thought pattern going on over there It's so weird What did she say Dave reminds me of when my weight was overweight? What does that mean? I don't even know that. I don't know.

I just know that. We do this show so long after I watch it that I'm like, huh? At least usually I can piece some of this shit together, but. Oh, I know is that there are Michelle's packing a bunch of calf tans. That's all I know. Yeah. She's like, do you like this? And he'll just like, yes, you could wear that over a bikini.

It would look lovely. And she was like, really? She thinks so just staring at it. It's like a see through also a calf tan, okay? It's a pretty solid yes or no. Okay, just put it on shut up. So Michelle's like, if we want fashion advice, we should ask Angela here. And they start laughing and she's like, Oh, that's one.

We went for coffee. I thought she would be there like she want to be friend. And then she went on about the book about big reel. Like she doesn't get it, you know? Your guilt impersonation is so on point right now. Like you really got those things because she has that uh thing the way she talks you always just sounds just totally bothered to even get a word out of her mouth went to coffee she doesn't

when she does her talking head she's like oh that's all you got. It's my favorite lines of her. That's all you got. I'm going to have fresh start, Angela and Port Douglas. That's what I'm gonna do. Hopefully she'll live brand at home. And Angela, Port Douglas. I don't know.

I like when they show the clip because she says she always has this face with her expression. Even when she is arguing is like this and then they cut to the argument and it's like well you see you're saying this isn't my face this is my face and this is my face and it doesn't go away just like your face that's how faces are. Well, I don't know about you, but I saw face off and faces can come off. I don't follow. Nicholas Cage became John Travolta.

John Travolta became Nicholas Cage. And CCH bounding, Burnt and Building. Oh, CCH, that's another one. So what are you saying? Are you saying that I'm really you and you're really me? Yes. Oh, I've got a terrible. You've got a face. Nicholas Keij has a face. Can't we just all have faces to get on? Neilin has a face. I'm done with his lady. So she goes, hopefully she will come and chill acts. You're like, I do learn that. learned that so Michelle's like well glad you could help me with the cuff tan

but I have to tell you about this other party at in acting class Then we seek clips And she goes and it didn't stop there on Julie was talking about. And then they show a clip of Julie talking about sex toys and then a clip of Julie like, I thought I'd bring it to six toys. It's like Jesus narrators. I know, we get it.

You could just sew a flashback and say five minutes from this show. So then she brought a whole bag of sex toys over and she goes, a bag Santa must be be Santa must love her. Guil desing. We then go over to Louise and for some reason when Louise frames a scene it cracks me up. She goes, oh love girls trips. Oh, I love a girl.

At least once a year. I love a girl's trip once a year. Almost as much as I love an acting class. This, just, you're right. The frame of the scene is so good. She's like lying on a couch with her feet up and crossed and flicking through an eye pit. That gets the window looking over a lake.

Okay. Here on Purys window looking over a lake. Okay. Here on Purisher Tribe, which arrive, we have nothing to do but look at iPids and invite Ian over for spree-teen. I've invited Ian over to my home for a spree-teen. And then it's Anne outsize. Louise has invited me to our home. We're going for a spree-teen.

Ha ha ha. I'm never hit one, they look quite orange. Here I'm paratar, giraffe. I didn't know there were tanning salams here. Haha. They cut to the spray tin lady. I was invited to this house, did you spray tin? And it's like, I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to have a much of a spray tin as everyone's had a terrible reaction to hair dye

Turns out my whole heat swollen up doubled in size you would have thought us from angolia like This feels problematic You know you know one of those big headed mongols with their sensitive skin, their hair die. No big headed mongol. You never seen a clarinet commercial? Those are balloons.

Oh, I thought those were mongols. Having sell the tea service at Leeds is nothing new for me. I'd love perfection myself. And I like that they always just keep the camera rolling with her face just serious. Like silence. Then she's told about the sex

tour or she tells Louise about the sex stories and stuff and or they just talk about it and Louise is like, Oh yes, a sex tour. You touched one. She's like what part of. Because I way it's just like, oh yes, there's sex to us. You touched one. She's like, what part of, oh, because I'm saying, you know, she looks like, uh, we look down on her, which we do, but she's overly sensitive, you know, and, uh, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw those sex toys. And she's like, well, the other one who touched one, she goes, well, what part of cat believe my eyes? Did you not get? I touched it. I didn't believe my eyes.

Just what part of cat believe my eyes that you not get? I touch it, I didn't believe my eyes. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Oh my god. All right, now Tom Fudig to get dressed for you feel a spray touch. Like as if I'm going to put on a G string and someone's kitchen.

Ha ha ha ha ha. I guess that is more like it, huh? But that's a little bit of both. So, and she, you know, she's a good sport. She gets into her G-string, you know. She gets into bikini right there. And then Louise is basically playing around with her jewelry. She's like, I don't know how to describe her jewelry.

I think I'd say, it's full ladies basically. It's like my mother, it's my grandmother, really. It's basically Queen Victoria. That's what she is. Very Duchess of Windsor. Yeah. Ah, and Anne's like, Well, in the end, I've got Railrode it into this. And Louise is like, in the end,

I've Railrode it here. And the tanning lady's like, Well, in the end, we Railrode it here. And then the Railrode of New Zealand's like, in the end, Choo Choo, Anne, am I right? It's got edge to this face on it, it's a passes. I think a keen, I think a keen, I think a keen. So she gets, she gets, oh it's quite cold,

quite cold, it's like a cat and winter. Louise is like, you could audition for a Bond girl and then says, well, if she thinks I can get, if she thinks I'm gonna get Botox and a facelift after this, she can forget it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha directly to Julia walking around her house in the bikini as awkwardly as possible. Yeah, like a like a sickly giraffe. It's like if someone got a flamingo and they kid mapped it and then just left it on the freeway. It's like walking around like what the fuck is happening right now. It's like well, I guess I'm not gonna pick up the litter now. But middle there's staring at me. I have her husband is like turning red. He's like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, be stride in days, I stride be to them anyone. So then Julia says that she's going to be, she's at this vacation. Julia's going to try to be the peacekeeper. She's like, I'm just going to be calm, be happy, and calm. I could look at that.

I know I'm not going to get an apology at a thing. So it's over there. And now I'm just going to an apology at a thing. So it's over there. And now I'm just gonna be a peacekeeper. You know, I'm sure they figured that when they said I was a gold digger, that they just expected that. But, you know, it's all right. They didn't mean anything bad, right? Right?

They didn't mean anything bad, right today. Geez, lady. Oh God, this is just amazing foreshadowing because the next episode is the one where she apparently drops the N word, which is perfect. Oh God. She does? Yes. That's the big controversy with the season. It's happening next episode. I thought that was real housewives of Sydney that they said it was too disgusting to keep going. Not that that's the one that they think. Well, no, it was Sydney. They want to reach to Sydney. But New Zealand, Julia says the N word.

And it's all, I mean, it's going to be bad. But here's the thing. The act will be horrific, but you know the fallouts can be hilarious in terms of Julia. Like, I'm going to choose pity. Yeah, I'm going to choose to look on the bright side and just Guess that she is singing gold digger to herself, you know, you can't keep you can't keep cuz they call me a gold I cannot expect me to finish out the lyric

Well, when I'm strides with broke broke with bread bread. So, Ansela and Leah are favorites. So, Leah is all dressed up. Like, she looks like she's going to Leah prom. Well, I think the Angela, my dress barn blue, the flower in her hair or something. I figured out Angela's strategy. She figures if she keeps dressing Leah like a flight attendant, she could actually sneak her onto the plane to support Douglas and not have to pay for her. Now, where are the eggs? It's Leia. Let's get through this again.

So, Angel, bring... You can't help people who are on seatbelts. If you don't understand, head to put one on your own. Now, Leia, let's practice having little baggies fall out from the ceiling, alright, without getting startled. Okay, next time that mask falls down, don't jump and screams out to law. Alright, let's try it again. Oh, you did it again, Leah. I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm going to take Leah to get a pity here. Because it's important for us to look good while we're spending time working our giant business. It's important to take this time to see me yourself in Calm Dan. Oh, I have to do things like this later. Otherwise, I can't keep it running 100 miles an hour. And then she shrugs and like laughs to herself. Yeah. And she's like three inches of toe fungus off of her. Yeah. Angela is in full-fake remote. She is like really pushing this idea that they just can't afford to stop business.

Right? You know, they can't go to Port Douglas and stop business. So Leah has to come along to keep the business going. Business, business, business board, director's committee meetings. You know, the phone will be non-stop, Leah. So you'll have to answer, you'll have to put on an English voice, you'll have to say hello, it's in jala, do it, do it, do it, and he's like, you'll do well, you'll do well. I'm going to teach you the art of work and play, And he's like,

Oh, it's like, Leah, I would like to teach you something. Let's take a look at my Instagram feed for some daily inspiration. It's a place of magic and inspiration. For example, look at this comment. You helped me to your Gainser and look at this one. You lodged Griffin beast. this comment you helped me to your gains and look at this one you large griffin beast at least I'm eating children wait a minute that that must have been meant for someone else look at this look at this comment account expired what are there no so she reads from so Angela apparently puts up daily inspiration I don't know why we are not following her on Instagram we will

she puts up daily inspiration so she's reading her daily inspiration that she don't know why we are not following her on Instagram we will. She puts up daily inspiration so she's reading her daily inspiration that she put up to Leah. When making able to leave the tea bag in a lamp all the nutrients to soak in the water, let your body absorb as many vitamins as possible and take the time to reflect on what's happening in the world. I'm so thrilled. Is that what she said? Yeah, it's called amazing. Listen, I mean, listen, Angela, I appreciate your desire to give us some inspiration, but we don't really need a step-by-step process on how to make tea. You put the bag in the water and let it steep, okay?

Let your body absorb as we lean the nutrients as again. All bodies are like tea bags. That's why I say every day I like to go tea bag and... Julia's like, I'm not the only one then, right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Right? Here it is, like, oh, does this mean I have to make tea for you now also? That's right. I hope I've inspired you to make tea for me from now on. Then she goes. All right, Leah. That was some very hard work. Let me drain. She closes her eyes and she nods to, you know, she nods, oh, she nods. She's like, nah, call this person, call the best stop people. Not to chicken about a cover. And we're, we're next magazine, come at magazine PR, modeling, fishing, new staples, we need new staples for this table, eh?

Um, let's see. I got it. Let's place some aids. And her eyes are closed, like she's dreaming this all up. She's, I mean, this lady is fucking nuts. She's really doing like minority report with her task list. All right, swap the right, all right, swap the right. All right, we need new vacuum cleaner, swap the right,

use the vacuum cleaner, swap the right, new tea bags, swap the right, okay, we all right. We need new vacuum cleaner. Swap the right. Use the vacuum cleaner. Swap the right new tea bags Swap the right. Okay, we need some lip dinty. We don't want to spend any for any expensive stuff. All right. Oh Ask the good paper at Maxwell if we can get a tool of their hair. Let's just tell them it's me coming. All right, great Make sure it's over to you million We'll make it up with the eads. All right, let's talk to the pre-cogs if they've got anything else for us. All right. And once she feels like she's being too nice to Leo, she's like, in the next thing is to get me car fixed.

Oh, poor car, poor, poor car. Don't cry, Leah. Let the pin cry for you into words. Also remind me to add that to my Instagram later. Now let's talk about Guilda. She's like, do you think I'm fake? Do you think I'm fake, Leah? And Leah's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. I apologize, but she just wants to move on and pretend it never happened. She said I was faked, fakedly!

I mean, I can't help it on my own brand. I am who I am. I was like, this is the real me. I will not change me, world. She doesn't know what she doesn't know about me. I will not change me world. She doesn't know what she doesn't know about me. Is that I make all me own money and I'm a brand and I'm still made. Do you understand Leah? And Leah goes, well, maybe you shall be nice. She's like, oh, if she was my friend, then it was kind to me, but she's rude. Do you understand the word rude, she's like a snake, a rude snake.

Maybe you don't remember on behalf of being traumatized from crashing my car. That's alright, you probably crashed some words out of your little cableery. Look at them baking there. That fake snake just wants to make me cry. The way I cried when I heard that you crashed my children's transportation Device don't feel badly, huh? Don't feel bad Now a wonderful scene happens next and decides to take her nephew who is He's like a tween. He's like 12. She takes her nephew Rowan to tea and it's amazing. So good! She's like, so good!

Oh, it's like tea service. What were you telling me about some tea you were given the other day dear Rowan? And Rowan's like, oh yes, I received some white tea, some Chinese white tea. I hope it wasn't served by a man, go with their giant heads getting the way of all the tea service. It was $500 a box. They are into their tea, there's chimies. Well at least we have some A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- That reminds me of the picky palette of Marry Queen of Pusses. Ah, Meshie Reston piece So Rowan you enjoyed pussy, yes Anyway Rowan I bet you thought this tea would be all fun and games Well, I guess what we're having an impromptu etiquette just How do you hold a champagne glass?

With three fingers on the stem, you never want to hold it by the glass section. That's right, Rellen. Well done. Have a macaram. Alright, next question. Say we're having a very important multi-caused dinner. Perhaps for charity to save pussy's. Now, question, for many forks, knives, and spoons, and whatnot, are lined up. Which way do you pick them out from? Inside, out, outside, in. Which one, Rowan? We make them on goalie, indeed. After we slap them on, back the joint heads. Very good, my goalie. I mean, Rowan, but Rowan actually goes, he's like, um, from the inside out and the music goes, boom!

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Oh, you're a doggie's trip. I've done them all my life. I can't have a sees at least once a year. And then they get out of the car and they'll get some pain. And my favorite is that when they show like Angela and Leah getting out of their van at the hotel, they play accordion music. It's like this French accordion music. Oh, it's like where's the Etoff be off? And she's got like 20 rolling seat cases that she's trying to pile on top of each other,

poor Leah. And then as everyone else gets out of the van, they're like, well, it's lovely to be here in Port Douglas. Yes, look, then I went for the girls to Port Douglas. Here we are in Port Douglas with the girls. Ah, ah, ah, ah, guys, we know. We arrived in Port Douglas. Port Douglas. So they're all shading Andrew.

They're all like, why did Andrea bring Leah? So they all think that Leah is just for show. Everyone agrees. And now it's time to split up people into their different, they all have different little villas. So Julia, Michelle and Guild are stuck in a room together in a villa together, which I feel bad for Michelle and Guild guild with that sucks. Yeah, sucks.

Louise and Anna are sharing, and then Leah and Android get their own villa too. I don't like sharing. I hate sharing, but I didn't tell her, of course. But there was a lot of, there was a lot of like, huffing and puffing about the sharing. I don't share. I don't share.

Here's one thing I don't do. I don't share. One is sharing. I don't share. I don't share. He is one thing I don't do. I don't share one is sharing. I don't share. But then they get there in Villa. They act like they're on going to be in one room. You all have your own room. I think only one person has to share a room, right? Or two people. It's guilders. She has to share with another empty single bed. Oh, I thought she had to share with Michelle. No, no one's sharing. Oh, God, these people are so ridiculous. Yeah, they're really pretty. And Anne's like, I can only share with Louise because we were brought up the same way.

Just straight to camera, just keep rolling. Now Louise, etiquette test time. We'll see who truly is the weakest link. Goodbye. In from the inside or the outside. I'll stick you with the fork if you don't shut your face. Like, I love Louise, we're the same. We could take the Mickey out of each other. Ha, ha, ha. So, Angela, without calling Andrea, I meant to say Angela before.

Angela and Leah, they are headed to their villa, and of course Leah is carrying like a million suitcases, like a Disney cartoon, and they're just holding like one eye, like a magazine, like so much to carry from one day, especially without your tea, and you might daily inspiration. Who? She is so ab fab, but not fabulous. Yeah, she's so fab.

She's so fab. On ab frat, they're like hilarious. Ad-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-frapper, like hilarious ad-dra. Darling, darling, darling, where it is things to do, you know, write down things. I want things not on places, you know, clear spaces. Call it, Lou, all right, I want an ad for tables. It's making ad for tables. Keep the business going, business, business, business. Makes me laugh so hard.

She's like, even though we're on vacation, we work darling. Close the door dear. And loadly is so excited to be here. And Lee is like, woo, woo, woo. Look, all right, start taking notes, fashion show, designers, fake iPhone calls. All right, then I'm going to be on this catch,

do it. I need to rest for a moment. Yeah. Oh, Leah can't believe how beautiful the Ville is. She's so excited to spend her entire time inside here, working. It leaves like wrong, wrong, wrong, but deep at the point. So then Louise and Anne are whatever we can still talk.

Although I wanted to say this is basically Potomac. So yeah, Potomac steals a lot from other shows. Okay, they've always done that because, you know, they're new. Well, I guess they're not new anymore, but you know what I mean. But really, you guys even steal from Auckland? Really? Yeah, pretty much. Same exact thing.

It's the same exact plot line and dilemma or whatever. And Louise even says and says, just because you plan the trip doesn't mean you get first choice. And just actually that is what it means on the queen. Please bring out plastic crowns like they did on the Ohio South Pacific. Maybe next time if you through an acting workshop, you'd get the nice room. Yes. And it's even a boat trip versus whatever the other thing is. It's weird.

So yeah, so now the goes into her room and she's like, oh, nice room with bass. It self-contained. I'm very happy. And so she sits on the bed and Julie comes in. I want this one. Yeah, Julia's like, they're so not fear. Give me one good reason to give you this room.

We wish them mentioned by the way when they walk into the room, they were walking up a staircase and Julia was directly behind Gilda and because Gilda stepped in the room first she's like, find this keep us. It's my new source. I forget the rhyme, but you can go now. So Julia doesn't want to be basically in the room with the two single bed, two single beds in them. And then they're like, give me one good reason. Why you should have this room? She's like, ah, because I'm blonde, I'm the only blonde one, which wasn't an uncomfortable moment considering she was with two minorities in there

Yeah, she's like oh she starts claiming the room because Well, Gilda is also funny too because Gilda's like she comes into my room and claims it. I'm like your room you like a my room and claims it. I'm like, your room, you're like a millimeter ahead of her. And she sits on the bed, but Julia won't give it up. So she's like, I can't believe you're forcing this. I'm going to go down and share with share the other room, because you are being ridiculous. She goes, I'm not the kind of person who stands there and argues over hotel rooms. Yeah, you're the kind of person to like, happen to walk in first and sit on the bed. Yeah, I mean, it's yours. Meanwhile, Angela getting down to the important work of her lifestyle as firm.

She's bossing around, Leah, she's like, all right, Leah, I'd like to have a green tea. But here's what I would like. I'd like to have heath-cult tea, half-heart tea. Do you understand that? Do you understand the difference in temperatures? It's like, oh, it's gonna say qua. Oh, Leah, let's celebrate with hot and cold tea. Look at where we are and look at what we've done.

Like, you're at a hotel because someone rented a room for you. Yeah. In idiot. Yeah. So meanwhile, back in the other, in the other villa, where the three ladies are, and they have put aside their bedbickering to basically focus all their attention on making fun of Angela. And Julia is basically saying that Angela feels picked on, which is why she brought Leah.

And the others are like, oh. Yeah, Gilda goes, if she feels picked on, then bring a therapist or a friend. Julia says, maybe she isn't good to me. And Julia says, well, maybe she's in court. Me. I mean, she's Julia really is just a wacky dude. She is. And she plays both sides. Julia is like an evil woman.

Yes. An evil off the woman. And Kelta was killed in fact, this Julia has not... Back woman. She's here. She's there. She's up. She's down. She walk like jellyfish. She's like, she's there, she's up, she's down. She walk like jellyfish.

She's like a jellyfish. You know and wants to eat this. MSL, she'll talk behind anyone's back. He did not trust a flip flop. And he don't trust flip flops either. I'll never go. So Angela. All this flip flop.

What is this? What is your name? Flip flop is your brand. What is your name? All right, my name is Bergenstock. So now, back to Angela, bossing Leo around with fake things. She's like, all right, He's what we're gonna do Leah Well, let's keep the wheels turning let's correct that before dinner time business business cookie crumble all right

I'm going to dinner all right the company the Camelina on this am I right? So the woman can't even jogging the woman comes in after carrying nothing, bosses is poor bitch around from a couch where she's closing her eyes and meditating and then leaves her to do all the work. Yeah, and then on top of that, she's like, this is really good. Leah's really leaning had to juggle so many balls in the E.L. at once, but I'm just gonna chillax here before I go see the Gales. And she's like on the couch like, well like Leah is like, she's like a cartoon with like the stacks of papers like over her head falling over her. Yes, I mean, well, Angela's like throwing up leaves in the air. I've seen it. My face has seen it. You know what? I'm gonna think of some more

inspiration. Today, when you open up a can of soda, what's your deals? You put your finger under the latch and you pull and it opens up and the fizz will come out. And remember to let yourself out too. That's why I've got over 800 followers. All right. On a side note, I would like to congratulate ladies of Auckland for finally getting the word chillax.

Sent over there. Yeah. Well, it's like the second time we've heard it this season. Of course, the first time I was from Gildan, she's like, she needs to chillax. So the girls are going to some bar, they sit at this patio table and the Gildan's like like I can't wait to get my hands on that cocktail And the guy spills them and Julie is like hey, spilled him and is he left? I thought mine is still on that tray, don't leave And because could you imagine how he felt?

I'm not going to play the game. I'll speak to him in French and find out what's really going on in his brain. So Julia the shister. Well, I think we should play game ladies. Hey, but we play the game all you've never. Which is not what it's called. It's called never have I ever but go on what's the point of this game to get annoyed I win all time champion here well it's all about hidden secrets so all person says something, and if you have done the thing, you take a drink, and if you haven't done the thing, you do take a drink, or I don't go first. I have never done my hair.

It's never done my ear! Hands like I have never started my silverware service from the inside out. Gilders like shopping the entire time by which I say what? I don't understand coordination. What do I drink now? I don't understand coordination. Should I drink now? What? How am I supposed to do all of these things at one time? How am I supposed to play game, drink wine,

and look, can't decently, Angela? How can I pull off this mischief, disgusted, and pat my head and rub my belly at the same time this game? So Angela's like I Have never heard a big job and the wee drinks are like Louise So guess well my goal in breast job was proportion I have a huge ass and they've been mentioned in the press so I'm grateful for my boot job. We're listening. That sense of nine commercial doesn't book itself.

Who's gonna want white teeth off the lady with saggy boobs? Get them done girls. Nine out of ten to nine out of ten dentists agree. Get a boot job. Nine out of ten to nine out ten dent disagree get a bub job. I like how Louise can really up the ante She's like oh I have never been a vegetarian Wow, she's wild Yeah, and Michelle's like oh, I had never had a one night stand and Julia's like well, I'm surprised to hear that she hears it. Because she and her husband are animals. They should definitely have had a one night stand.

Never have I ever sat in a lawn furniture before. Drink? Never have I ever had an affair and and drinks. And then no one knows what to do because they're like maybe she was just thirsty like maybe she doesn't know how to play the game or what. Maybe she didn't hear right and she's like I've had an affair and separate the man and man. Well, she looks at the camera for a long time and then she goes well well what else he had bad macarons no offense and until the drink and guilders like guess who drink Everyone's like, oh, she gets the course.

No, it looks like a horse who's dark. But everyone's like, oh my god, Angela had a fair of, okay, finally the walls are coming down and we're trying to get the real Angela. And Angela's like, yes, when I was 17, I had a fair. They must think I'm pretty premon proper, the conceived of South-Eelanta, but I was 17, I had in the fair. They must think I'm pretty pretty proper. They're conceived of South-Ellanta, but I'm not. I'm quite weirdly actually girls, and she does that creepy grin. Yeah.

The lady received it too. I've always been with older guys, you know. Two or three years older. Hmm. Doesn't quite count when you only see it in teen you bail even though you're soft at that point. I Mean my brand new My smile my small blink blink Julius husband was married to Fred Flintstone before they even met that's marrying an old man

And it's like who hasn't fallen in love with the company of an older man another man? I was like what? Huh? Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly.

Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly.

Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. Some of them are so silly. guys. How big? Oh, wopper. It's actually a boat that looks like a wopper. It's from the Burger King family. It's a floating wopper, girl. All the safety tubes look like onion rings. Hold the pickles. Hold the lettuce. Special orders don't upset us. Ha! All the kids that you let us have us your way. I got that one because of the whoppers I carried on my chest. I'd like to thank my boob job doctor.

So the Nandler decides to charm and with her own whopper went up and just like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. I've organized a helicopter ride in between all my busy work and scheduling and committees and boardrooms etc. And then goes I love helicopters! Julie is like me too. I have to perform one of my husband every time we're getting ready to shut up. Everyone's like stop talking. She goes we're gonna go uh we're gonna go by helicopter to a fabulous place called silky eggs large we're all the celebrities go

They even have swimming pools in their foils Those rich famous people Have you ever had your buckling by four different jits? Have you ever had your buckling buff of different jits? Which in fine mace? So Louise is all angry because she feels like Angela just stole her thunder. Yes, and Angela's happy because she just stole Louise's thunder. Yeah, pretty much.

And then Guilda's like, oh God, is this meditation? They're locusts in a room together and make us hold hands. Not chanting for me. No, thank you. And Anne says, leave him to be pepped. And he says, well, if it's better than the road trip, I'll be pepped and guilders like, well, and Gilda's like, well, uh, she... Gilda's like, she could have announced her trip in the next day. And then Julie is thrilled. She's like, Inch is like, how I take the Louise's trip.

Jesus Christ, you ladies are sick. Yeah, it's gonna be terrible. I mean, this next episode, I'm going to strap on my seat belts because this episode is actually pretty tame. This is the first episode this season where they weren't fully fighting, but next week it's going to be rough. It's going to be very rough. Rough sees ahead for that boat trip.

That's for sure. Well, what else we got going on today, B. We got our crap in's for sure. Well, what else we got going on today being? We got our crap in's mailbag. Crap its mailbag is when people can write in questions and comments and we'll read them on the air. You go to patreon.com slash watch our crap in and support the show at the crap ends mail bag level. Woo! Woohoo! What fun!

A-A-A! So, I don't know if that caught me off guard. So here's a question from our dear sweet Justinian, right? Writing to us all the way from Asia. And hi Justinian to you and all your co-workers because I know that he and his co-workers listen together. So, hello, DreamWorks, people of DreamWorks.

So, he says, so proud of you both Ben and Ronnie. Here's my question. 50 years from now, which Real Housewives franchise do you think will be considered the most iconic and why? Oh man, the most iconic, I think you're a better historian to open that floodgate up. Well, as a history major, I shall. Part of me wants to say real house has a orange county because that's the

one that kicked it off. It's the OG, right? So I feel like Orange County in certain ways will be iconic for what it created and it's huge effect on not only Bravo, not only this franchise, but a lot of other franchises and like knockoffs, you know, the real housewives became something that, what's interesting about the real housewives in my mind is that I feel like they kind of changed the game in terms of not just like, oh, we'll have like five ladies fighting. But this idea that you could have a franchise on all year long

but you have different versions of it. So the brand, the brand, like Angel's brand, but like the housewives brand is always front and center, but it's never burning out. It's like, because other reality shows in the past have done things where they'll air two seasons in one year and it gets to be too much. And then it just implodes really quickly.

Look at Jersey Shore, for instance. But a big brother, American Idol first, quick second there. So, I think Orange County will be remembered, but in terms of entertainment value, I, you know me, I always, two of them, probably Atlanta and New York. I think those will be iconic for things, you know, like we'll never forget Porsche accusing candy

of having a sex dungeon and trying to rape her. We're not gonna forget Scary Island. I mean, that's why we're recapping it at our live show because it's Scary Island. You know, Beverly Hills is, I think, a maybe because dinner party from Hell is still like that's an iconic episode, but I think all the shit that's happened on New York City, all the shit that's happened on Atlanta episode after episode season after season. In the future, they're gonna, like when they say, oh my god, you guys, in the past, there

were at these shows called the Housewives. So let's take a look. They will always, always, always show the clip of Teresa flipping that table. They will always. I think that will be the most iconic clip ever to explain what the housewives is. That'll be the most iconic clip. And I think I think I actually think dinner party from hell is probably the most iconic episode overall. But I think when people think about franchises of like pure entertainment value, it's going to be New York or Atlanta because they just provide orange counties up there too. I mean, at this point, Orange County has 10 plus years under its belt.

It has a lot of shit in there too, but yeah, that's a really interesting question. I'm excited to see. By the way, if people are still talking about these shows 50 years from now, that's going really interesting question. I'm excited to see. By the way, if people are still talking about these shows 50 years from now, that's going to be a little sad. It'll probably be like Chubby Chainsmoking me. Like bitter me. He's like 92 sitting around like, wow, we can't really get about the real house rise of Atlanta.

I think I'll talk about Vanderpump rules, actually, the most. Believe it or not. I mean, I still think in season one, season two of Vanderpump rules is iconic. That's like, that goes in the library of Congress for me. You know, what else is in there being? Okay, Lola Del Rio says, I'm tired of feuding housewives who refuse to film with one another.

Yes, you, Shannon and Vicki. I remember having to figure out how to work with shitty co-workers. Any chance Andy can work that clause into future contracts. I'm convinced the Bravo people listen to you. So here's hoping they'll pass on this note. Love you guys so much, and I'm so happy that the rest of the Bravo Universe is finally catching on to your awesomeness. Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart.

Love you, Lola! Thanks, Lola. I agree, they have to learn how to do that. Yeah, they have to learn how to do that. I don't know how they can make a clause about it, because like, after scheming is about who they will and won't shoot with, you know. Like, that's most of their game plan throughout the seasons, but it really is getting bad with Orange County. Bad. I mean, Tamra, the greatest thing about this past week's episode is Tamra really did realize, like, look, I haven't done shit. Okay. Yeah. Like I've done nothing

this year. I've got to show up with some charo hair and possibly get drunk and scream at somebody. I'll do it. Fine. I'll go. So she came ready to do it, but then Vicki left. So it's like they have to Vicki and Tamra are both horrible human beings. And we know that and we still want to watch it. So I know it sucks. Like when your only thing is

having fights. And that's not why we should want to watch it. And I like it when it's not all about fights, but Tamara doesn't have anything to do, but fight. And Vicki doesn't either. Well, at least Vicki gets to chase kids around now, but Tamara, it's like a baby that comes in the mail for a while. And then it's like all this, you know, it's just shit that's terrible.

Yeah, I agree. I think actually what Orange County should do is maybe take a page from New York Because this season of New York was kind of like it was you know It's always entertaining, but there wasn't really a through line So what did they do? They said okay? We are going to put you guys on vacation for the tire second half the season You're gonna go over Mont you're gonna go to the brookshaws You're gonna go to Mexico and it's like you guys are forcing you into a house. And I think in seasons like this,

where people aren't really interacting, force them together. That's a good point actually, yeah. Yeah, I think that's, that's New York. They're like, look, people really don't want to sit there and watch Bethany talk to her secretaries or assistants all day. We tried that,, doesn't work.

So she either has to be taking care of the Chinatown or making a group lunch or having a party. It's like keep that personal shit to a minimum unless it's really funny. Yeah, but by the way, also everyone, like don't give up Orange County. I just want to say that too, because I think one thing about these shows

is that the enjoyment of them, I feel like, is really impacted by the buzz that they have. If everyone's like, oh my god, this show's amazing, you're gonna, like, love it. You're gonna love every detail. But if people are, like, it's boring, it sucks, it's boring. It's like, it's easy to start watching them be bored. At least that is for me. I feel like people don't give up yet. We only had the Quiet Woman episode like three weeks ago. Before the Quiet Woman we had the fight with Shannon and Lydia at the party. The season started off really strong. We may just be in a little bit of a lull. Let's just let it breathe a little bit before we write it off.

Well, I don't care if they're fighting all the time as long as they're funny. I think little bit of a law. Let's just let it breathe a little bit before we write it off. Well, I don't care if they're fighting all the time as long as they're funny. I think one of the good things they did was Shannon B. Doer when they hired her. She's Waco. She lived in a like gazillion dollar house. It was green, but was so ridiculous because it's like the air conditioning alone probably put a hole somewhere in the ozone. And then she's kuku. She goes to Dr. Moon and gets all that shit. She's a total emotional basket case. And she's funny in her one month. Like they actually got someone fun.

So even if you're just watching Shannon make toast, you know, Bruce Shetta, that was really fun. But yeah, the other people can't really keep that going. I mean, Lydia did the car thing this week. Well, that's the problem. Actually Actually I think here's the problem. You know the not filming with each other is definitely a problem but that's a problem if all you have to rely on are the fights. But these people don't really have anything going on. I mean Vicki is moving offices. That's her storyline. Lydia is watching her husband launch a magazine.

That's what she's doing. Tamara actually has something going on with a magazine. That's what she's doing. Tamra actually has something going on with her daughter. That's more real. And Shadden actually has something going on with her weight. Kelly has nothing going on, like she's trying to get her mom into a senior center. Megan has nothing going on. She has a baby, which is, yes, it's probably a very, it's probably a very not universal experience probably a very, not universal experience, but everyone's gone through that, but she's not bringing anything new to the table. So that the issue, the most interesting part of the season so far to me has been Shannon's weight struggles because that's, I think, very relatable.

But everyone else is just doing nothing. Nothing is going on in their lives, or they're not allowing us to see anything in their lives, and that's a problem. Yeah. So what else is in there? I'll tell you what else is in there. Nothing that's a problem. Yeah. So what else is in there? I'll tell you what else is in there. Nothing else for right now.

There actually are other questions, but we're going to do them next week, because guess what? I am hungry, because all I want to do is eat. David, so let's close up the mail back. And hold some lunch. Oh, wow. We made it to the end of the week. This was a really super fun week, as always, Ronnie. I love doing this with you. You too. So much fun. I'm gonna, you know, hopefully sleep a little bit after laughing my ass off so hard. Everybody, thanks so much for being

with us. Hopefully we'll see you next week at the live show. And if not, either way, shall I say it will be here on Monday. Oh yeah, and don't forget to weigh in about whether you'd see us in Minneapolis or Las Vegas on our Watcher Crappens live and Loving it group. Go answer the poll there, and that's really useful information for us. Everybody, we sure love you. Bye. Bye. Hey, prime members.

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