Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: 9 Day Fiancé

Episode Date: March 27, 2019

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Spend five minutes on it in $10. Okay, that's how to do it. Yeah. Just get some queen on the beach to do it for you and just show up in a, short romper. Yeah. Get her done, okay?

I've respected so much. After Eva's like prolonged wedding stupidity on Atlanta where she's crying about not having

her third dress and about this and about that, Denise Richards is like I don't care. You know, like, should we just get like

some, uh, Franks and blankets and, you know, like some Swedish fish. That'll be good for the guests,

right? Yeah, it's worth for me. All we need is a giant fucking eight. Really. That's all he need. You know, we don't even need the cake.

Just have people cut off little tiny pieces of my husband's huge cack. Yeah. Just pass it around. Yeah, this is what I want for the wedding venue. Okay, there's got to be about four seats for the guests, and then a little space in the back where we can just fuck when we get bored. But we open with Erica being convinced by a bunch of paid gays that they love her. So let's start with that.

Let's start. Tell me, you're ready to get your mind. Yeah. that Mikey brings Erica to like the Erica Jane headquarters where the where the whole Erica squad is has like where they're going to discuss the new looks for the new tour the new show is the new tour and this time around there's going to be many costume changes for Erica Jane oh it's gonna be totally different this time alright though we're gonna do a playing three acts the first act is a stripper who also waits tables and nettings and meets an old man

and then she changes her clothes, and it's Erica Jane. And then she changes the clothes again, and it's a girl spitting pinkpugs out of his vagina, and a bad dude looks like Don Rickles. It's a show. I love, yeah, I love how she, like, I was sorry, I happened to sit my coffee right now. I was like, oh, he's going to be going for a moment.

And I sit my coffee. I got used to, you know, when we do our, like, Vanderpump Rules, et cetera, on TV party, and I can watch you, oh, he's sipping, I have to continue talking. You know, like, it's actually helpful. But now I'm like, now it might be a good time to take a sip. Nope.

Um, yeah, Erica's like, yeah, it's gonna be an hour long show holding three acts. What a revolutionary thought. Act one, act two, act three. He heard it here first. Breaking the way of the storytelling here at Erica Jane.com. The new material, then vintage Erica Jane, aka the stuff from the beginning,

and then the new material again. I feel like it's all just because of the same. it's all the same yeah it's all it's like when she's like Erica Jay totally different from Eric drowdy they got a little different last days do that right now um it is what was I going to say you got a question oh yeah my question where's her ballad are we just going to forget the storyline that Erica was going to sing a ballad that's all she talked about last year she's like I'm gonna change it up I'm gonna sing a ballad you're right I want an Erica Jane ballad The first time I saw myself as an avatar, I knew this app would have in-app features and purchases.

The biggest balls I've ever seen choke me day and night and day and now, but I got money to fix the pool and painting on the kitchen floor. Have you ever had a chocolate heart Attached to another chocolate heart With keepsakes inside your chocolate heart And Mikey describing everything is so funny He's like, okay, and then you squat Well, what cracked me up is that Mikey literally said Okay, it's gonna be urban girl Barbie, hello kitty, pinked around the way girl

fantasy and then Erica looks at it and just goes Gladiator I was like or gladiator Or gladiator He's basically playing adlebs Madlibs with himself You know he's like okay Girl it's gonna be ballpoint

pen Ethernet cable headphones another ballpoint pet Lampshade lamp bulb light bulb Coaster Sheak girl Gladiator It's Elizabeth Taylor right there there. So Erica's like,

coming from basements and clubs, you know, changing the bathroom. One time, there was

loom on the stage and people slid around. That shit's dangerous. Let's be honest. Although, to be fair,

I was playing at a KXY jelly conference. What's that called? KXY. K-Y jelly. The Alphabet comp.

Yeah. I was actually playing Alphabet SoupCon. Um, So the guy's like, oh my God, fabulous. Oh, this is going to be like that latex thing you wore in Berlin. We see the clip of Erica crossing the street and a bike almost hitting her and then her just dead parenting into the camera. One of the most amazing shots ever on this show.

So meanwhile, at some shop, Kyle and Dorit and Teddy meet up to buy wedding gifts for Denise. Yeah, I'm bored. Now you were sipping that time. No. Or vaping. Okay. Yeah, so Carl, she's like, oh my God, let's get a heaven. So they all meet.

And Teddy joins. She's like, uh, hi, I'm Teddy. So they all give air kisses and stuff. And Carl's like, oh my God, I don't even like know what to get to Niz. Like, what's her taste? And to meet and Doreen's like, all I do is she likes tequila. That's for sure. But she's got some glass.

I haven't seen her vagina. Has anyone else? No, just step up if you ask me. Yeah, and so Kyle's telling, uh, telling them about how Denise would not shut up talking about, uh, Aaron's penis the other night, et cetera, et cetera. And then, uh, Kyle's basically like, oh, I wish I could go to the wedding, you know, like, I want to see how a wedding could be pulled off in like three days, but I have to go to the agency, you know, um, she's, this is torturous for Kyle because she wants to be there for the agency, but you know she's dying to go to that wedding. Yeah, she gets to wedding shame somebody. But she doesn't get to you. Sorry, Sucker. So two days before the wedding.

Dun, don't, don't, don't. Denise and Aaron pull up on a motorcycle, you know, which is so them. I love it. Yeah. And she's like, hey, I didn't even know you guys were back here. What the heck is this place? There's another building back here. God, Malibu's crazy, isn't it?

Look at that. That's a beach. That is not. Did you know that Malibu had a beach? Did you know that? That's crazy. That's crazy. And then guess what?

She has a gay assistant. And guess what his name is? Mikey! Yes! Oh, yes. Mikey off. We need to have a Mikey off. We have dueling Mikeys.

I'm wondering if that's even their real names or if that's just what people named their gay assistants in L.A. now. It's kind of like... It's the equivalent of like Alfredo in Orange County. Like everywhere. Oh, there's Alfredo. He's such a great bus boy. Oh, there's Alfredo again. Oh, he works at the car wash, too.

Oh, nice. You know, sisterhood of the traveling Mickeys. She's like a gay everywhere. They just call him Mikey. They're all named Mikey. Oh, have you met Mikey at Vanderpump Dogs? That's why Lisa Van Rvampum doesn't know who John Blissor is. She keeps calling him Mikey.

Yeah. So she's like, yeah, you know, when I was a little girl, I got married. When I knew when I got married, I wanted something fancy and beautiful. But I've already had the big Hollywood wedding. Our man, he designed the dress. There was paparazzi. And the wedding, it was much better than the marriage. I still am getting tons of paps, though.

You never know when that's going to clear off. Thanks, Charlie. Yeah. Yeah, so she's basically like, yeah, we need something. God, I think we need some catering, some flowers. I don't know, tables. We need tables, music maybe. I don't know.

Or people who just can show up and just, like, bring their own food. I don't know. We'll bring some doggy back. I don't know. She doesn't even care. There's a pat luck at the end of the rainbow. Right? Just have people bring some Frida's and some chili.

You can't port right over. Boom, Frito Pye, done. She's like, okay, we like the venue. So we'll take it. And the guy's like, okay, what are you thinking about? You know, two days. He's like, oh, oh. So then back to the store.

I was like, if she pulls that off, it's a miracle. And Teddy's like, I didn't have a big wedding, but it's still six months. I don't know how she's going to do it. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I had it at the Hi, I'm Teddy Chapel. And Doreen doesn't... The High I'm Teddy Chapel.

No, I'm stopping. Hi, I'm Teddy the bride. Oh, Justin, Teddy the bride. Hi, I'm Teddy. Going to the high I'm teddy to get high, I'm tedied. Do you vow to, hi, I'm Teddy? Her car when they drove off said, hi, I'm Teddy. I'm back.

Just teddyed. Just hi, I'm tedied. And all the cans, when they would call. plank on the road, we just go clink, clink, clink, like, I'm Teddy, I'm Teddy, I'm Teddy, I am Teddy, I'm Teddy, I'm Teddy, I'm a pretty sad story to one up, you know, Doreet loves to one up, but she can't really one up that. But she does anyway, so she's like, well, when I was moored, Pekin, I were living in L.A.,

we were married in New York, a wedding planner lived in London, and we still don't know what the deters are. They seem to be invisible. the cold 20 times a day. Yeah, apparently Doreeden P.K. had a Gatsby-themed wedding, which honestly, like, I... That's not good luck. That's a harbinger of doom,

if I've ever seen one. Yeah, that's not end up well for Gatsby, by the way. No. He's not good. By the guy just, like, full of shit and faking his richness. Yes. On top of everything else, Gatsby was shady as fuck. He was like, um,

he was a bootlegger. He was a bootlegger. Okay. He was P.K. back before P.K. was BK. I don't know. I just don't like the idea of dressing up in costume for a wedding. Yeah, at least it's fucking fitting that that was

their wedding. You know, a fucking rip-off artist gets rich and life is ruined because he's too fucking greedy. It's like, welcome to your life. I just wrote, of course they fucking sang at their own wedding. You know, that's so them. By the way, I will be singing at my own wedding.

But for them, it's disgusting. So Kyle is like, huh, this is weird. We've been sitting here in this shop. And no one seems to be mad at Lisa Vanderpump yet. So, hey, Teddy, so you're going to see Lisa at the niece's wedding. How's that going to be for you? Fucking Kyle. Kyle started all of this, people.

Okay, just go back and watch the episodes. It's all right there. It's all Kyle. So Teddy's like, we can coexist. I'm like, no, you can't because Vanderpupon said she wasn't going to coexist. Teddy. And Jerry, like, where? Good job coexisting when you can't go with someone who doesn't want to go.

Okay. So Dr. It's like, well, Lisa. she can make jabs or ignore you as far as we're concerned I just don't know what she'll do with a monster and then Kyle of course does her favorite thing which is to play

like she's the victim here and she goes you know it's not fun to be stuck in the middle of my friendship with Lisa and my friendship with the other ladies you know like I tried getting Teddy and Lisa together have a conversation but no one was interested so you know what Kyle you started this and then you're acting like you're caught in the middle if you didn't want to be caught in the middle, you wouldn't have egged Teddy on, you wouldn't

filled her mind with like these ideas that she's like the pawn of in some dastardly scheme to bring down like the American political system. It's Teddyism. It's like a neopolitical thing that's going to bring everything down. Hi, I'm Teddyism. Everyone is created equal, but some people are forced to like do things against other people. I'm Teddyism. I am Teddyism.

So, Doreet's like, well, I'll get the tequila and you get the things that hold the tequila. And I'm like, you aren't finding any way

to get out of the store without spending a goddamn dime on somebody besides yourself. I see you, Dorit. Yeah, yeah. Enjoy that, like, Jose Cuervo Gold you're about to get, Denise Richards.

Yeah, enjoy those Delta Airline tiny bottles of tequila that Doreach shoved in her purse for a rainy day. Yeah, enjoy that. Casa Namigos that you're about to get. That's right. You're about to get some off-brand Casamigos. Casafigos. Enjoy your Tostito brand tequila.

That's about to come your way. So then Renna is in a hotel because she has to go to QVC all the time still. It's like, I am exhausted. Oh, my God. I'm really busy. That has never changed. I go to QVC once a month. My hustle's still strong, baby. You know what? I just fucking do it.

You know why? Because I support my family. And the business is huge. Way bigger than anyone to realize. I don't know why I'm in this hotel room laughing to myself. But it feels good. And she tells us the story of her. Well, she's talking to Denise.

And of course, Denise answers and she goes, I want to make it to that wedding. I'm going to make it. You're on the phone. There's no one in the room, okay? It's just Denise on FaceTime. Calm down. Yeah, Denise is just sitting there.

Aaron's doing, who knows what, off camera to her. Is Aaron needing you out right now? Oh, good, good. So she tells us her romantic wedding story. She's like, we were in the backyard and we were in the middle of a circle and everyone was holding candles so her whole wedding was in my candlelight.

I'm like, oh my God, it's like Doreet's future. So basically, Lisa Rina crashed a candlelight vigil and had a wedding there. Yeah. Vanderpump was like, That Lisa Rina has messed with me. I'm getting her electricity.

Put off. So now we go over to like kitchen place and Ken and Lisa enter and Lisa Lisa basically wants a new kitchen because the current one she's like, well, it's dark and the units aren't good that draws the closure. Not even a pink crock part will save that kitchen. I know. Like we see her. She acts like she's in some like some weird old Bavarian, you know, hovel like with like a cauldron

and it's just like there's just truly that's where the candlelight is. And then we see it, she's like in a perfectly beautiful modern kitchen. And she has that giant, strangely shaped pink sock pot that she's making chicken soup in. Like, what kiln made that thing? What is that? That was crazy looking. It's like for the Chiata collection. It was just oddly shaped.

It looked like a... And Ken walking through that story. He's like, where's this so cold? What is this down? No. It was a stock cup of Pacific. Is it? No.

I'm just like, I'm like, so back. So she's like, I love this kitchen and I just love it again. The taps, the big white sink, that I'll. And he's like, well, you know, you're sad at home and just cry, cry, and then we're coming in, you're happy again. And she's like, but can I afford your happiness? And she's like, well, I've learned of late to make yourself happy. Surround yourself with things and people that make you happy.

There's no room in my life right now for. betrayal, so I shall cook stock in a new kitchen. I will cook the largest part of stock you've ever seen and the largest ceramic pink weird thing you've ever seen, and it'll be in a beautiful

wide kitchen or possibly pink kitchen. Who knows? Wait until you taste the vegetarian Melanese that comes out of this kitchen. Have you ever imagined yourself, what if I found a little pink thimble and I could blow it up to the side?

of five human heads. That's my stockpots. So he's like, okay, I'll buy it. So then over at Denise's house, they're planning with Aaron's friend who's going to be their preacher. And he has a hat. Did you notice this? Oh, I certainly did. It said FBI Jesus, which meant firm believer in Jesus. I'm like, first of all, why are you leaving out part of it? Like, you have some of it an acronym and some of it not so it just says FBI Jesus that doesn't really make like it would be one thing if it said like LBJ and it was like love being Jesus or something like that because at least that's like a play on like Lyndon Johnson but like FBI Jesus that's not a play like it's like firm believer in

okay that's a play on something but then do you know I'm saying it's like it's a clunky pun hat it's clunky at best yeah let's just say that it is also also they turned off all their microphones in the scene. You could tell there was like one lavalier mic that was working. And so they had to, they had to like, the gain was up so high. The entire scene just sounded like, Psh, yeah, that was a great. We were ready for the, we're ready for the wedding tomorrow?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we are. It was Jesus. It was a cold to Jesus. But in case you didn't understand his hat, because like, you know, he got that made at the Grove, you know? He's like, FBI. And they're like, that doesn't make any sense, sir. He's like, well, just put FBI Jesus.

And then on the, on the rim of the hat, just put, I love Jesus. Which is not part of the acronym at all, by the way. It's just like an explanation in case people don't get it. Yeah. Like, I just feel like the acronym game on that hat was so wrong. It was so bad and so sloppy. Like, I just have no respect for that. I feel like Jesus is in heaven.

Like, are you fucking kidding me with this hat? Like, could you love me in a less embarrassing way? Like, great. You can't think of a better pun. You can't think of a better acronym pun. Like even that podcast who just made some stupid acronym pun out of LBJ's name. You couldn't even do that.

Could you imagine someone making Jesus puns out of LBJ? They're like, this would be a great callback. Love booty and Jesus. You know, I love the great society, but the great society would be even better with Jesus. That's Shannon Bador making Jesus hats. So then they're basically planning, they're just planning their wedding.

you know, last second, and they don't really know what to do. So they're just throwing things out. It reminded me kind of Porsche's planning her gender reveal party in Rojas'i Atlanta. It's just like, all right, we're going to need some paper plates, I guess paper straws, I guess a dress. Yeah, I should get a dress. Do that. Do that too. Aaron's like, can we have a dunk take? No, Aaron, we can't have a fucking drunk take, right?

Jesus Christ. Dick's not that big, Aaron, right? So then Denise is like, I haven't even seen my dress. I'm just hoping that when I show that tomorrow, it's going to fit. Which for a moment it got me annoyed because I'm also really sick of that storyline on Bravo, like the last minute trying on the dress thing. Like, why is that a repeated thing on Bravo? But in this case, it actually seemed to make sense. And I just also knew that if it didn't fit, she'd be like, oh, fuck it, just give me a T-shirt.

You know? Yeah, like she wouldn't care. She'd just be, I don't wear a bikini, all right? Stop me. Tell me what to fucking do on my wedding. All right? Hello. This is Lisa Rina.

We have an ad coming up. So you better listen to it, baby. So she's like, everything that went down with Charlie and I, you know, whatever, I just always invite him. If it has to do with me and the kids, Charlie's invited no matter what. I mean, even if he comes to the wedding with a prostitute, you know what it is what it is. At least he supports working women, you know? It's so, like, I feel like this episode made me, like, I've been enjoying Denise. This one really made me love Denise.

I mean, she's not really doing much for the show in terms of, like, conflict, but she's just so surprisingly entertaining. I don't really need people to fight all the time. I can watch Denise just go around talking about her husband's dick. Yeah. Like, it's the first time I've enjoyed watching a wedding being planned, so that says something. I mean, I really, like, this has been the best wedding since, honestly, the only other time, and this is not to sound like Super Ben,

but the only other wedding I've enjoyed as well as this one was, not as much as, but like the only other wedding I've enjoyed was Luann's wedding, just because that was such a crazy, ridiculous, like, fiasco.

It was hilarious to watch that come together. And we didn't actually have to watch the wedding, so you didn't let cameras in. Yeah, at the time, I was like, that is so rude, but in retrospect,

I was like, that was perfection because we got to see all the ridiculous parts of the wedding planning, but didn't have to bother with all stupid over sentimentality. of like,

oh, walking on the aisle. Yeah. So Denise is going to have her dad, light a candle for her mom, which is really sweet. And she's, she,

Aaron's like, yeah, you know, maybe we should have told the girls who were getting married. And she's like, you know, I know it's like normal

for people to tell their kids. Like, hey, mom's getting married again. But I don't know. I didn't want him to judge me. Which I guess sounds crazy. But all right.

You know, what? We're in L.A. I told them two days before. Like, welcome to town. Yeah. You know, in Hollywood, people will get married multiple times. So it's like pretty normal for our kids, you know? It's not so

normal for us. Like, whatever. Like, new dad every two years. They get it. It's like a car. Yeah, no kidding. You don't buy anymore. No one buys. You lease now. It's just stupid to buy. It doesn't make any sense. Cards depreciate. Like men. I mean, look at this guy. You think this is going to work out? Look at him. He doesn't even have a real

job. He does something with magnets and like styrofoam. I'm not even sure. He's got a big dick and it works for right now. So, you know what? I'm in. Look at him. What a big dummy. So the day of the wedding, they're putting that huge infinity flower up, which just cracks me up.

I don't know what I think that's so much. I just love that Aaron thinks that's so deep. You know, it's like infinity, babe. Infinity, bra. Oh, oh, just had this great idea. How about the limo that takes us? It's an infinity. Oh, mind blown.

Mind blown. He's the type to like sob and crime in a toy story. be inspired for the rest of his life. So, to infinity and beyond. Oh, now's wrong. I was trying to figure.

I was like, okay, you heard me, you heard me like nodding politely. I was like, nodding politely. You heard me like nodding politely. Like,

but the thing is this, though, I actually almost liked it more before you described it because I just like the idea that he watched a bunch of toys talking. He was like, yeah, man. I'm getting married on the age. Yeah.

You know who's pretty awesome? That's why he gets out of Toy Story. He's like, guys, here's how we're going to get out of this playpen. Number eight. Like, what the fuck are you talking about, muscle head? Tom Hanks is all disapproving. He's probably trying to bone that. What's her face?

You know, the little sheep girl. What's her name again? I don't know. I'm disturbed. Bob, Bob Blach. What's her name? She's a famous name. That was going to kill me.

We have to figure this out. Otherwise, I'm going to get tweets. What? You know the one. She has like the little, the little shepherd staff thing. She's like, I want to. Bo Pete. Did you say Whoopi?

Whoopi Goldberg. Bo Peep. You know Whoopi Goldberg in that? Wait, you know that like, like the, okay. I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I'm not going to stand by getting tweets and messages all week long. Oh, my God. Bo Peep. A little bo peep.

Oh, is that what you're trying to say when I thought you said whoopi? Yeah. I was like, whoopi Goldberg? It's like I'm so bad at games that I'm that person that when you're playing a group game, nobody listens to you. But sometimes they get the right answer. They're like, no, no, no, that's not it, Ronnie. Like, Bo Peep! Ignore him, he's drunk.

The point of the story is that he probably tried to fuck Bo Peep. Yeah. He's saying, yeah, I'm fucking Bo Peep. What's the fuck you're going to be? do about it, all right? So, like, so Erica goes to pick up Rina, and she knocks on her door,

and then goes and stands back, and she's like, The Iraqana! She's like, oh, my God. It's Tom's welcome back. She's like, no, it's me, Erica. Oh, that's right. That's right.

What are you wearing? It's disgusting. She's like, it's always a Rennon chopper. Are you auditioning for dirty jobs, too? Oh, oh, yeah, no, I love that. Yes. So Rinda starts losing your mind, which is so funny. And then, and then, so there, Rina's super, super excited because, you know, Erica's always

one of these crazy things. And then the fact that Erica chose to wear a, you know, a run a jumpsuit is like very cool, very exciting. So then, meanwhile, Teddy and Edwin arrive at the wedding. And Teddy's like, I don't know where I'm supposed to go. Hi, I'm Teddy. I'm lost. Hi, I'm Teddy.

Hi, hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, come back. Hi, Teddy. Hi, my eye, Teddy. So, yeah, she's walking all over and she's like, I'm gonna skip the lemonade and go straight for the alcohol. Hi, I'm Teddy.

Hi, I'm Teddy. I also loved Camille thinly veiling her frustration that Denise, like, scooped her wedding storyline. Because Camille comes in, she and she and David see, like, there's someone like painting there. And she's like, oh, yeah, oh, how cool is this? I think it's cool that out. someone is getting married, of course. Getting married. Getting married and

just could be a sort of she's getting to the author. It's longer. To the altar. To the altar and it's so upsetting. But anyway,

but Camille goes, I'm excited for my own wedding, but Denise beat me to it. Ha, ha, ha. No, but she just, he's been through a lot and deserves happiness. Almost as much as,

has I been through. Ha, ha. Not, Not upset at all that she took my big episode. Not at all. I know. Poor Camille, though, you know. But, you know, you should have married him earlier, Camille.

I mean, what the hell? So, Dorita arrives and she's like, Hello! They're all kissing. And Teddy's like, Today is the first time I'm going to see Lisa, but I can pull it together. I mean, 50th birthdays I can ruin.

But weddings, come on. And she thinks she's so fucking amusing, which kills me because they all think that they're on the winning end of this and just reading Twitter after these episodes is cracking me up because they all act like, yeah, we finally won. And everyone's like, be quiet. She's like, hi, I'm Teddy. So then Denise, me-law...

Welcome to my hi-I'm Teddy talk. So Denise is still at her house with it. But her house is like a minute away, but she's running late. and she's now she's there, she's talking with her dad and she's like, all right, dad, so here's the deal. I'm like the oldest fucking bride in L.A. But you know, though, for an old dame, I'm getting a lot of dick. Am I right, Dad?

Am I right? Have you seen Aaron's dick? I mean, I know you're a straight, but like, look, I mean, it's huge. Anyway, you're not going to walk me down. You're going to light a candle instead, okay? Okay, good. It's like, what fuck do I care, right? Yeah, it's a great fucking wedding. Let's get there, huh?

Yeah. So, Erica and Rina are driving along the way and, you know, wondering whether or not Lisa Vanderpump's going to be there, yada, yada, yada. Oh, this is so good because Erica's like, well, Kyle can't come

because agency, agency ain't blindly too or whatever number cares. Teddy, you know, hi, Teddy. She's coming for a minute to boil the hell out of everybody. And I got to leave early because Gladiator. And Renna goes, LVP, what about LVP?

She goes, I don't know, I heard Denise had a cocktail, talked about Eric's penis. whatever that means. And I ran it's like, oh my God, the HelvP must love that. So he goes, yeah, it was good. I heard they didn't even talk about the dog drama.

And when it goes, that's good. I'd be happy if we never had to talk about that again. That's a pipe dream. You're not bringing it up every two seconds. I know, exactly. Exactly. So Lisa and Ken arrive at the wedding. And, you know, Lisa has a perfectly polite,

if not a little frosty moment with Teddy where they kiss each other on the cheek and she's, oh, you look good, you know? And then she just sort of just like moves off and goes directly to Doreet. And just, you know, everything seems to be fine with Lisa and Doreet. They're sort of making jokes about boobs

and things like that. And Doreet's like, I'm not expecting an apology. You know, I know that's not working it about Lisa. And if she just wants to pretend that everything's fine and we're just going to talk about our breasts, that's perfectly fine with me, guys. Well, glad you approved Doreet.

You're fucking lucky, Doreet. Think your lucky stars, okay? Doree who, like, spent, like, her first season, like, not really apologizing for Panty Gait. She gave, like, a token apology. Like, a, but, like, she didn't really understand what she had to apologize for. And then last season, she didn't apologize for being late to Teddy. And now she's going to be, like, fine. If she's not going to apologize, fine.

Like, well, you know, you're not a great to apologize her either. Derreet. Doreet. Yeah, got her. Got nailed her. Nailed her. Nailed her. Nailed her.

So, Denise has two gays come over named Mikey and Mikey, and they have a dress for her. And it's like a short romper wedding gown, which is so fucking funny and adorable. And I love Denise. Okay. Denise can't you know wrong. I know. I love her too. And then, like, the Jim J. Bullock won.

He like picks up, like, he's like, I mean, also got you a sketch. And he like has like a picture of the wedding dress to go along with it that has like a little caldecott metal seal on it, you know? Yeah. And she's like, oh my God, why am I a gladiator in this? Which, Mikey, are you? So, yeah, and by the way, while this is all happening, the dogs are just watching, like, can we get going with this wedding already? I'm sick of it.

I need you to leave the house so we can, you know, shit everywhere. So then, B.K. is there, obviously, and he, you know, senses a celebrity come in, which he's all over, like a dog at the front door. You know, he's like, Rebecca Romaine and Jerry O'Connell. living the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Jerry, do you have $200 million I could borrow? That'd be great. Good to see, Chip.

You know, Jerry, you're sort of like a play, and I'm like a play, and next to each other was sort of like a Bravo play-by-play. Get it, Jerry? He's like, shut up. So, uh, I mean, I'll turn to Australia. You're canceled. My favorite part of this, though, I don't know if you, if you picked up on this, and I guarantee,

I felt like the producers were giving us a nod, because there was an extended monster. montage of Teddy going, hi, I'm Teddy, hi, I'm Teddy, hi, Teddy, hi, Teddy, hi, Teddy. Did you notice that? No. It was like, if you go back, it's like five different times, she goes, hi, Teddy, hi, Teddy, hi, I'm Teddy, hi, I'm Teddy, hi, I'm Teddy. I was like, I guarantee they kept that in for us, I guarantee. They had to. Someone has to be listening. That is funny. Um, so Doreet's like, oh, Jira. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

We already know each other, Jerry. Why are you acting like we haven't met before? We spent quite some time together a couple of years, Jerry. Yeah, your best friends with Jerry Dorit. And he's like, well, you know, people think I'm Jason Bateman, so I always have to give my name. Hey, I wonder if they have any sliders here. Get it, everyone. Get it, get it.

He's like, God, I'm thirsty. Any Ozark? Anybody? I literally have no Jason baby. I know. I was trying to remember the name of, oh, yeah. He's like, hey, am I just going to be here alone at this wedding? Or is someone going to stand by me?

Stand by me. Anyone. He's doing some Jerry O'Connell material. Okay, well, we've exhausted that. Yeah, it's dead. Okay. It's like, we just play-by-played that. It's over.

So Vanderpump goes over and grabs him his ass. Like, remember me from back of the day. Bestie frenzies. Lisa Rida! Like, mm-hmm. I mean, I don't have a beef with the Vanderbubub right now. So I'm surprised she wants to, not surprised she wants to grab my butt.

She can't have but touch me. Grab me. Have a piece of me. She's slightly obsessed with me. Why is so obsessed with me? Boy, I want to know. Oh, my, Carrie. So Teddy's like, what time is the ceremony?

It's supposed to be at 2 o'clock. It's way past 2. And Jerry tells us, uh-oh. Denise's late-tone wedding. And it's on Tiddy's radar. Good luck with that one, Denise. You're going to be hearing about this for the rest of your life. Teddy actually has a radar.

She has a little thing where the line goes around in a circle. And then you just see Denise Richards has a dot on there. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm Teddy. I'm dead.

Damn, tedium, tedium, tedium, da, do, do, do, do it's right below us. So, uh, so now Denise is 47 minutes late, which I really do not condone. Like, whatever Dorit says about Teddy, like, at the end of the day, I'm still on Team Teddy when it comes to punctuality, even though I tend to run like one or two minutes late, but it's different than running, uh, 15 to 30 to an hour late. So, but meanwhile, over at Denise's house, Denise's kid is like in some heels and she's like, Do you have any other heels? I can't walk on these. And Denise is like, well, they're Christian Lubiton, so you've got to figure it out. Sorry.

Too long, can I just wear my shoes? Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Wear whatever you want. What fuck do I care? Put on your shoes. Go out there in your goddamn underwear for all I care. I don't care. I don't care.

You don't even have to come. Honestly, you can just FaceTime in. I don't give a shit. We spend all of $35 on this thing. and and back at the sorry I'm coughing in your face

everybody I was laughing and then I inhaled spit because that's what happens when you gain a lot of weight suddenly you just start

inhaling everything around you're like I had almost inhaled my tongue yesterday I was laughing so hard I often am inhaling spit actually down the wrong pipe and I went to the doctor I went to the doctor

and I was like why is it I'll just be sitting there and out of nowhere I'll just start choking and he's like it's actually it's a post nasal drip thing that's it's basically the post nasal

strip falls from the back of like your sinuses just fall right into your lungs. I was like, oh, I thought I had like something severely wrong with me, but it turns out just allergies. You probably did think that too. I love it. Oh, you know I do. You know I'm a huge hypochondriac, a huge one. That's one. I want to know what kind of insurance plan that you have that you can go to the doctor so much. You'll be like, oh, you know what? Last night I woke myself up from snoring. I'm going to the doctor. No, every single thing. Like I, I control myself. You I never look up any symptoms on the internet anymore because it gets in my head. I do not allow when I actually tell Don, if I am feeling something, I'll tell Dom to look it up,

and then he can filter it to me to make me sure I don't go crazy. I know. Last time I looked, I was like autistic and had MS. It's terrible. Well, you know, we had a friend. I was having like my hip muscle was hurting, and our friend was like, oh, well, Ben, that's a first sign of MS. I was like, oh.

I'm so mad at her. I'm still mad at her for doing that, for getting her. got into my head. So guess who else is mad right now? Back to sweating, Erica's mad. Because Daddy's like, am I sweating through my high? I'm teddy clothes? And Eric is like, I'm hot. It's right now.

What does that mean? I think it was like, I feel like it's probably like joke slang that her gay say, yeah, like miserable. Oh, yeah. I'm like miserable right now. Oh, okay, I get it. I'm in Chicago. I was in Chicago. Oh, oh, you're doing slang. Okay, never mind. It's just so confusing when Erica brings up something

that requires actual singing. You know what I mean? It confused me. I was thrown off my game there for a second. Sorry. I'll sleep the dream that I was a gladiator. Um, Lisa, meanwhile, Lisa's like, well, I can't really blame Denise for being late. If what she says about Aaron's manhood is true, it's a wonder she ever gets out of bed.

Zosu-s-o-s-shing. Get it. I would like to say that I've written their vows. Get it, get it. I got it. Go. Do you... Get it and got it. Speak now, a forever, hold your...

Get it! Do you, Nicolane, vow to be fabulous forever and a maestro to the end of time? Get it. Do you take this woman in sickness and in get it? Then Erica goes, this polyester does not breathe. I was like, well, thanks for doing Rina that favor. I know that's completely negated. Rina's just like laughing and she's like, fuck this bitch.

So Denise is like an hour and like an hour later, Denise is like, all right, let's blow this popsicle stand. And they're all like moving the car and she's like already getting onto her knee. She's like, oh, oh, okay. I meant it actually more literally than that. I want to arrive on a street sweeper. We got that arranged. All right.

All right. So they were like, like an hour and ten minutes late and rindah was like oh oh wedding stuff's happening yes it is look there it is how are you bride how are you bride the girls are walking down the aisle she's like oh my god those are the girls hi girls hi i was just thinking i would love rina to narrate like really much pretty much anything but especially a wedding like there's a flower girl has flowers you're doing so well are we good she stops everyone coming down the aisle

so Denise is going to walk with her whole family because she doesn't like all eyes on her and she's like all right kids we're all ready to do this do I look like a slutty bride anyone anyone it was so funny and then she comes down to heavy metal yeah which they couldn't

I feel like there was a song that they weren't allowed to play like it wasn't the license didn't clear and I really want to know what song it was because they instead played this like Trixie Monocle, like vintage three-arm octopus rock band music. You know, like, manna-na-na-o-na-na-o-na-o-no-a-o-a-a-a-a-a. Yeah. And it was probably like, pussy, pussy, Satan pussy.

Yeah. And Camille's like, this song is awesome, I know. You know, Camille was like just looking to find. She was like scanning the landscape for a railing that she could put her hands on and do her like Camille dance, you know, like, head swivel, head swivel, hair, ha, ha. I'm laughing so hard. I have to take a nap after this.

Yeah. Well, it's a lot. It was a lot going on at this wedding. So they're coming down, and Denise is like, well, this isn't the typical. Here comes the fucking bride, you know? It's a song by, I'm playing some good classic scorpions. I couldn't think of any rock band off the top of my head.

For some reason, Scorpions is what came in first. It's like winds of change. It's like a sad song about like Glocky Park. Anyway, Erica's like, Yeah, there's Denise father coming down to out to heaven metal music. Oh, my boy. What did you come down to? It's like, the minute you walk, then the joy.

Boom, boom. I could tell you was a bad distinction. A real pig spander. Hey, thanks, panda. I would have liked it if someone just came down, to like Amy Grant. Like, every heartbeat there's your name. Like, that's a wedding.

Teddy's like, oh, I chose hip to be square. So I'm Teddy. I chose hip to be, hi, I'm Teddy. By the way, I would not be mad at hip to be square either. Like, I love me some Huey Lewis. Yeah. It don't mean nothing. Don't need nothing.

Don't need fame. Don't need no credit card to play this game. Hi, I'm Teddy. So let's see. The dad likes the candle sat. And then we hear you're a helicopter. Yeah, the helicopter. The paparazzi are there.

And so there's a paparazzi helicopter. And then there's like another paparazzo, like on the ridge. Everyone's like, hi, how are you? I've known him for years. She waves to him. I love that. I love that she's literally waving at the photographer. Like, hi!

How are you? God, I love him. You know, having paps. I mean, it meets you doing well. There wasn't a photographer in a helicopter. above you. It may be time to sell some depends. You know what I'm saying? Hey, Kyle, how many photographers, how many paparazzi are at your agency party right now? And then it cuts to Ken in the back row sleeping, like Biggerberg. He's just

like sleeping on himself, you know, where his head's like, yeah, he's like, oh, so my dad's, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, goodbye, they put a Chiron that says Ken, Lisa, Lisa's his husband. husband. Like, we know, guys. I think it's been about 10 years. So, the ceremony ends, so Erica and Teddy have to leave because they have plans at 4 o'clock. It's already 420. Bye, I'm Teddy.

And Doreen's like, the wedding was beautiful. It feels like this fits a personality. I'm like, okay, you are not Southern and you cannot pull that shade off, ma'am. Last minute thrown together, five dollar Denise, that's what we call her. Bless her heart. So, yeah, so they're all like chatting with Denise afterwards.

And then, like, Rina spots Patrick Muldoon from across the way. And she's like, Muldoon! Muldoon! How are you? Come on over. How are you? Hey, remember when we're both sleeping with you, me and Denise? Remember that? Anyway, how's your career?

What are you doing? How many paparazzi are your house now? Patrick Muldone. So we've been calling you. It's funny. It's a good one. They don't leave Denise. Every time they see Denise, they're like, where's Charlie Sheen?

It's like, you guys get, you seem so thirsty and gross. Just stop with the asking where Charlie Sheen is. It's nasty. So Patrick Muldoon's like, oh, hey, well, pretty much wash you up and done. But thanks for calling me over, Lisa Riddick. God damn life ruiner. And Doreet's like, I have to tell you the most embarrassing story.

I think of you every night, Patrick Muldoon. So they start talking about... Patrick Muldoon, I have the most embarrassing story. Here's what happened. I think about you, and I guess I guess I was thinking about you, when I gave our dog away to a shelter. Isn't that embarrassing? Patrick Muldoon, just the lady I was hoping to see.

Will you tell everyone what she did with the dog? He's like, what the fuck? Oh, here's the owner of the dog. I could tell by Patrick Muldoon's face, you'd be a perfectly safe home for juicy, juicy apple. What's that dog's name again? Juicy, juicy beer coozy. What's a dog?

He's like, I don't know what you're talking about. And then Lisa's like, yeah, sorry. do it. Oh, Van der Pum's like, oh, you were sleeping with Lisa Rina. And Denise Richard. At the same time, who? Which one was better? Get it! I'm so saucy. So to reach this coming in here. Usually Vanderpump in this kind of situation is total victimhood, you know, bleeding out of holes in her hands and her forehead. Okay. But today she's actually making an effort to just be nice, you know. They're just not going to let her get away with it. Yeah.

So, but Doreet's like, you know what? Today feels like everything is behind us and the dog situation is finally over. So I'm very happy. And now, maybe someday in the future, I can go back to trusting her. As if Doreet's the one that needs to win back, Lisa, for us. Come on now. You got to hand it to Doree. She really commits.

She does. She's so full of shit and she knows she's full of shit. So Vanderpomps's like, well, it's someone's wedding and you just get on with it. I'm no victim. How could you? I'm no, Linton. I'm just a lady whose friends turned against her while she's going through the darkest period of her life. And by darkest period, I mean having a very dark kitchen.

No, it's too dark. So, uh, let's see. And by the way, so at this point, I wrote down a note, I wrote down a note. I was like when Doreet said, well, it feels like this stuff is finally all behind us. In my mind, I was like, oh, Kyle Richards is going to make sure it's not behind. This is when Kyle Richard steps in. She's like, oh, I miss this wedding. Oh, and they're patching things up.

I'll fix that for you. Yeah, there's like a fat burger truck up there on the ridge. Yeah, my conspiracy theory, my Ronnie Cameron conspiracy theory was radar. Hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy. Was going off. And I was like, Kyle is not going to let this die. She has been working hard for many years to take down Lisa Vanderpump.

She sees her chance to take her down. And suddenly things are fine. And when these women report back to Kyle that everything was fine at the wedding, I guarantee shit's going to go down. Yep. She's not going to let that stand. But we don't even need Kyle. I'm so sorry, guys. We don't even need Kyle right now because we have PK using the diamond electrical tooth brush.

P.K. Even the way he brushes his teeth annoys me. Like I can't help it. I'm like, gross, P.K. Yeah, I'm like Sonic. I don't care. So Doreet's like, Piqué!

I need an hour to come over a really important Pables! Which is so hilarious, because we know that you don't pay for shit. And I love that she's saying payables on national TV just in case they show that clip of that lady chasing her around a pool, demanding that she get her friend paid back. I just assumed they'd taken on Peebles as a client, and that was just her way of saying pebbles.

Pek, we have to talk about payables career. Good friend. Have you ever seen her play a turtle show? Oh, that's talent. So they're sitting there, and then all of a sudden, Derreet gets a notification on her phone, perfectly timed, and she's like, oh, my God. And we see there's an article from Radar Ronlemy,

and it's the headline. Radar on Lini. Radar on Lini. So the headline says, Stabbed in the back, Lisa extra hurt by longtime friend Doreet over abandoned dog. Oh my God.

So here we go. And she keeps doing that Doreet fake gasp, where she's just so shot. Like, I can't believe this just happened. Well, we're on camera, picky. Yeah. So she said she was ashamed, and she said she was ashamed to tell her.

That is so untripe. Yeah. And she's like, the last thing I need is for people to think that I mistreat dogs, even though that's precisely what I did in this situation. I mean, like, Doreet, you did not follow the proper procedure. So she's like upset that what she did has actually come out, you know? But it's like when someone's being racist and they're like, I can't be racist. I know a person of color. Because Dorek goes, oh, this said I mistreat animals. I grew up with animals. So what? So basically the article says Lisa doesn't hold onto grudges very long, which was pretty funny because she's like, everyone in the entire world knows that Lisa holds onto grudges.

So. Randy Gladville's like trying to send a smoke signal SOS from the crate she's been in for the last five years. So for Doreet, her red flags are really going up because the article references the fact that Lucy Lucy Lucy Apple Juice is a Chihuahua mix. And she's like only the team knows that about

Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. I was like or also maybe the people at the shelter or... And anyone you saw your Instagram where you were playing with a fucking dog to read. I know. Come on. That's so weak. And then she goes and it says

here, it nits at her children. And the only people who talk like that are No one we know. And he goes, oh, yes, the word nipped. That is an English thing to say. I'm like, well, is this your way of confessing? Because there is no way that Lisa Vanderpump planted this story

when she's trying to get on everybody's good side. It doesn't make any sense. It's already filmed on camera. Yeah. We already know it's going to come out. So she's already won. Now everybody hates her and is blaming her for putting the story out there. Why in the world would she do this?

Well, see, here's the thing. No, I agree. First of all, I agree 100%. I'm going to play very light devil's advocate just to make sure that this point is referenced. I think that P.K., he does say, like, well, maybe her telling Rader Online was her way of dealing with, like, she, Lisa was only felt saddled once she could do this, you know, which I think is actually a fair point, but I actually don't think that Lisa did this. If anything, I think the two suspects in my mind are probably like John Sessa or John Blizzard.

they probably like told the press, you know? And like, they have no reason not to in a sense because obviously John Blizzard is messy enough that he brought up on camera, so he'll be messy enough to tell writer online. Like, you know, like clearly. Second of all, and John Blizzard, I mean, who knows what goes on through that guy's head.

But then, and I like that when P.K. goes, well, she's got some very overzealous staff who think they're acting in her best interest. And Dereke goes, no way. No, no, absolutely not. It could not be. Like, if anyone, like, that's probably the most, obvious answer. Like, clearly it was probably

John Sessa if it was from the Vanderpump camp, but the conspiracy theorist in me, watching this scene play out actually feels like it was, I'm going to be even crazier. I actually felt like maybe P.K. planted it. Well, that was my first thought, too. That's why I said, yeah, an English person did say

nipped. Yeah, but he was, he was like almost too relaxed about all this, like, oh, okay, well, and he just had like too many, like, quick, facile answers. Whereas, like, if this had been news that had broken right there, I think there would be more confusion and, like, what? Or, like, surprise. And they were just like, I mean, maybe they probably were recreating the scene of when they originally saw it. But I don't know. Like, what better way to make Lisa Vanderpump look bad? I thought it had to be Kyle or Dorit, or maybe a combination of both. Like, I feel, I hate being an ultra-conspiracist, but it felt like a setup to me. Especially when he said only English people use the word nipped. First of all, that's not true. That's not true at all.

But that he thinks that it kind of makes sense that he would be the one to put that out there. Yeah, I don't see. Because he's been really uncomfortable about bringing her down. But, you know, it's kind of like how she would be uncomfortable bringing people down too. And, you know, using the employees to bring it up or whatever. Yeah. So, I don't know. Somewhere between Pekin and Kyle, I think that's where this is.

I just don't, and I'm not saying this because it's like I can't hear any criticism of Lisa Vanderpom. Like, it's really not that at all, you know, but it's just more like, I don't know what she gains from this. I guess the argument would be like, oh, just to make Doreet luck worse. But I don't, I kind of feel, I feel like, I don't, it's just, it's weird. Lisa Vanderpump is not idiot. And if she's already looking bad for this and everyone's already turned against her, you know, the simplest answer in my mind is P-K but the second answer is production

well there's that too of course it's production you know they're like into it enough the fights are winding down we just got through a whole episode without people fighting over this dog everyone's been nice to Vanderpomp so a couple days later now there's a story to rattle it

all back up again well and you're right and you know I'm sure that radar online called like a field producer or whatever and said what's going on with the show and they said well honestly like they are all in a tizzy because Therite didn't return this thing and Lisa to, you know, like, it's

you're totally right. Actually, it's production. It's clearly production. Everybody's nice to, everybody's getting along with Vanderpump today. The storyline's over. Well, what are we left with? Erica picking out, you know, her newest stupid outfits. Rina in a hotel for QVC.

Yeah. Camille doing nothing. As usual. I mean, they have nothing. They have nothing. They have nothing. Teddy doing nothing. Like what she's answering FaceTime calls for her accountability business. Like nothing going on. Yeah.

So they've got to do something. And I think that like the flaming, the flaming guns. Is that it? The flaming guns. The flaming guns in this situation for Doreet, which is that the mention of a chihuahua mix and the word nip. By the way, I've heard the phrase nip in the bud? American say that too, you know? I don't know.

I want to go back into the video archives and see how Doreet described this when it first happened. because she said it bit the children but did she say it nipped the children? Because that would be hilarious if she did. But I have to go back and look and scrub through. Yeah, I don't know. I just, I could, I definitely see the argument for why it's Lisa

and I feel like without a lot of scrutiny. It's like, oh yeah, yeah, she wants to like make sure that Dorita's, you know, being chastised for it. But I don't know. I think it also didn't line up to me with how she was treating Derreet the day before. Like, things were not adding up. I just, I don't know. Yeah, I agree.

It makes more sense to me, like, watching the season, watching the way that Kyle has been, like, pushing this fight and, like, instigating it and trying to do things to get to pit people against each other in a very, like, low-key way where if you're not paying attention, you don't see it, it just, it seems to actually make more sense that it's coming from Kyle. Yeah. Or production, which is the most obvious one. Yeah. Well, we'll see. I will scrub through that audio if I have some extra time, which, let's face it, I have a lot of. So, see if I see anything in there. But, I mean, that also feels like such a sad endeavor. Like, what kind of matter have you become? But I'm glad that this is finally happening because, God, I was getting really, I was starting to get frustrated.

So I'm glad that they added the twist in, which is that now it's in the tabloids. Yeah, now it's spiraling out of control. And next week, it looks like we have our big Ken and Kyle fight, the one we've been all waiting for. Yeah. So everybody, thanks so much for being here. We will be back tomorrow with... What is tomorrow? Real House House of New York? And then we'll be back on Friday with Summerhausen.

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