Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Camille

Episode Date: July 10, 2019

"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" wraps up its emotionally charged ninth season with a deus ex machina performance from Camille Grammer, who storms the Agency party like Daenerys Targaryen on a bad day. Yes, the season one monster is back, and we are soooo ready for it. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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No, sometimes you'll feel like there's some phantom pump to talk about how you've hurt me by shilling over my head and kicking me off the show. Well, hey, so this week on the season finale, by shilling over my head and kicking me off the show. Well, this week on the season finale, we opened up with, by the way, and what a season finale it was, nice to see some energy in this show again. So, it's kidding, I don't know who wines cameo up,

but I love that they do it. I love whoever it is. I love that she goes home to her paid friends and she's like, well, I saw the girls and they got kind of upset with me by, you know, it was my fault. No, it's not your fault, Camille. You're always right, Camille. And then she comes back like, fuck you girls, how dare you? Well, Camille is like me, which is like in a confrontation, her gut instinct is to smooth things over and have like a very like, you know, just like have a like a smooth easygoing confrontation.

Like, oh, you want to just smooth things over and then you go home and you think about and you're like, fuck that. And then you realize that you're actually really mad and then you come back mad like three days later. Okay, God, I'll mark that down three days. Yeah, you better be careful. Oh, no, what's going to happen? You better be careful.

You better be careful. No, it's gonna happen. It'll be clear. Full day today. Mm-hmm. You know, sorry, by the way, if you hear the clanking of ice cubes in my coffee, there's no more straws to Starbucks. So you might just hear a little clank clank clank went to coffee. Does Starbucks get rid of their straws, finally? Well, they're they're phasing them out. Now you have to ask for them and I forgot to ask for a straw today. So I'm just oh They're phasing the map now you have to ask for them and I forgot to ask for a straw today So I'm just oh One from other earth

So this one so other earth wins again. I know so this season finale opens up with previously this season on real house I was a Beverly Hills and it's basically like Kyle was in a helicopter I wrote like literally every single thing bad you want to hear it really fast. Yeah Denise swimsuit, rena hose, Kyle splits, Erica with someone else! Vanderpump says cheers a lot and dances. Camille gets married, Denise gets married, France boars us. They landed the Bahamas People say taking your life is selfish, but he didn't mean to do it and you're creating shit because your bus did To print out Mimah, can she's a fucking liar, at least to the leak to the press, Vanderpump I'm not gonna say something I did if I didn't do it get the fuck out of my house

there's a little floating isn't here I can't say it I woke up to this video of commuting house on fire yeah I've said some things there and of course you I can't believe you didn't include good bye I think it's so engraved in my head now that I don't believe you didn't include good back I Think it's so engraved in my head now that I don't even hear it when it said you know It's just like white noise now. I know goodbye season 10. What season is it? So anyway So our first scene opens with Kim Richards coming over to Kyle's house. She's like, hey, are you making me some tuna fish and a smoothie?

Which is a really interesting project. And she probably meant in a smoothie because that's Kim Richards style of eating girl. Yeah, I need to Kim Richards to sit down with that tuna salad and just start stirring it around with her hands. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's like next level. I mean, old Kim Richards did it to chicken salad, new Kim Richards, two to seven.

Two to seven. Come on, it's season nine. Okay, let's change it up a little bit real housewives of Beverly Hills. Seriously. And I was like, I have enough kids to feed. And so Kim's like, hi, girl, you come here, little jiggy jiggy. I love having Kim back on my TV. I know it's fun. She looks great actually. So I'm happy for her little Kim Richards. So then of course we were also treated to a lovely retrospective of Kim and Kyle's dysfunction over the years Which is like really warm as my heart makes me want Kim come to come back That's Kyle's every scene Kyle's like, you know, we've been through a lot over the years And then it says Kyle just being horrible to people. Yeah. Over and over and over again. Jack

so nice. She's like, we've been through a lot over the years. You're in alcohol. I'm really? Well, you drive around with your cell phone in your ear. That was great. You drive around with yourself. Nothing like a good hands-free cell phone argument There is some art to Kim Richards arguing, you know, it's like five-year-old art It's like a five-year-old kind of an art of the argument. Yeah Well, you know what honestly Dr. like talking while driving while on your phone is just as dangerous as being an alcoholic. Okay It's from on his PSA.

So Kim is, Kim is really happy and she's like, tell me sister what's going on. I'm like, tell me sister. Yeah, we got it. Kim, okay, you're not in improv class. She's like, hi sister, here in your home in Encino where everyone's gone except us so we can have a sisterly talk. What's going on my sister? Okay Kim, thanks for setting the scene. Kim. Yeah. So, Kyle's like, how's

the baby and Kim's like, how didn't imagine that I have kids? And then they have kids. It's crazy. My cat Kim, it's the circle of life. Watch the Lion King. It's only been out 20 different times. And it's coming out again in like a week. Um. Circle of life! Hey, get Simba on his phone while he's on his pride. Rock. Um, doesn't even make sense.

So, uh, yeah, so the big news guys, Alexia is working at the agency now and guess what? She loves it. Wow, who does that thought that she would have a totally cushy job at the company that her dad and mom own? Wow. I know, so shocked.

I'm really glad that she found some privilege. I know. That's really important. I was super worried. I mean, I knew this girl was really privileged because she wasn't even fed with breast milk She they just fed her cigarettes when she was born She talks like this. I'm like what are you 97 who talks like this? Like ma I'm working for the agency

Who are you right now? Hey ma? I got this natural hall because I was doing Excel I got this natural horn because I was doing Excel more So glad to work for the agency much. I got a big cigar in her mouth. She's like Mrs. Blankenship from Batman. So So Kyle's like, you know, Alexia has learned that if she's going to get the out there and succeed She has to wake up every day and work Which is funny because I actually received an email this is no joke I received an email yesterday from a firm that was basically saying hey we have chosen you for this email because Kyle Richards is available for sponsorships aka they were trying to get me to like

try to have Kyle like she'll something on her Instagram. So I'm like, I love how you're talking about how proud you are of your daughter getting up to work and then I get an email that's basically like give Kyle money to have like something on one post on Instagram. Well, man, Kyle's turn he's that money. I'm glad that she's finding somebody to get out there and show her. should hire car out to to show for this show Hi, listen to watch it crap. It's they hate my guts. They call me all kinds of names They really mean to me. They made two shirts and said goodbye Kyle

and you're like Let's hire all start to go fun. I know it probably costs like $500,000 Worth it We'll just make everybody we hate do videos for us. So then yeah, she's like, yeah, she has to get up every day and work. She's got to find it. She's got a hustle at the company that her dad owns. And give her a cushy top. So yeah, so it's another finale party, which means it's another reason for Kyle to roll around in her money at the agency. The 25th office.

Wow. What? Wow. I'm so glad that we are finally getting to celebrate the agency. I just feel like it's just a real estate from that does not get the credit where credits do. Like, they're always just so modest. You know, never throwing parties on TV.

Never making us have to sit and watch Another self-congratutory moment for how much that firm has grown so good job for you agency I'm glad you were finally stepping into the spotlight. Yeah Rob Hilton to pay mo just like the Bible says Yeah, and I like Kim's answer answer. She's like, no, I don't know how to go. I have something to do. I don't think I can make it. I'm going to try to make it. Mike, yeah, you really, you really want to get in between Kathy and Kyle? No. Okay. Kathy is a meaner and Kyle is probably richer now. So I would say the hell out of that. Yeah. Exactly. Well, hopefully Kathy will be on the show. You know, I mean, Andy Cohen's best friend Bruce posted that like rumor inducing photo on Instagram,

which was like, basically like, she like, give her the dime, welcome to the show or something like that with Kathy Hilton. So yeah, I think they were just kidding though. So rude. I don't know. Who does that? Yeah, and so then, you know, Kyle does also warn Kim,

that Lisa Rina will be at the party, so, you know, she should be ready. And Kim essentially is like, like, yeah, I don't know where I was to get on with her. And, you know, like, I just don't want to live in the fear of being called to cut fitness anymore. So I'm like, oh, okay. So I guess once again, the apology did not stick.

No, I mean, never does. It never does on this show. What you know, you gotta have Kim credit. She never forgets how to do her job. She still shows up willing to work, you know She's like will work for beer or whatever so Vanderpump's like thanks for the plug. Oh wait What did I say thanks for the plug at least someone is supportive? Oh? I'll be called to see next Tuesday Thank you for the plug at least someone is supportive of my business

I'm trying to put Vanderpump and scenes because I miss her. Oh, okay. I was like, why is Vanderpump in this scene? Sorry. So, we then go over to retouse where she's on like a little tiny children's bike wheeling through the living room going. Baby, publish, publish, publish, publish,ish, baby, baby, baby, Babelish, Lish. And Pekki is like, hope babe, hope babe.

And yeah, Dorenda's on that tiny little bike like a clown. And she's like, I'm still reeling. I could have done with that cameo that other night trying to ruin my laugh. Yeah. Like babe, you never told me what she said. She's the most too fast human I've ever seen in my life Yeah, she said that you were Pankrupt and I was like do you mean morally or financially because there is a big difference and he might be one of them but not both

He's like I'm surprised she flipped I like that because I was acting like he's on big brother like making teams Yeah, and deciding who's gonna vote who off is like I'm surprised she flipped I like that PK is always acting like he's our big brother, like making teams. Yeah. And deciding who's gonna vote who off is like, I'm surprised she flipped. We're like, yes, I'm not really surprised. But ellipses, vocally ellipses. And she's like, PK, she says, I don't know how you have these fancy clothes and this glam and these cars when your husband is claimed bankruptcy. Like, well, that's an interesting way to rephrase it, to read.

Yeah. That's not exactly what it, to read. Yeah. That's not exactly what she said, okay? Yeah. She said she doesn't know how you have all those clothes and you're obviously lying and you owe her friend millions of dollars. Yeah. Exactly.

And it's like, babe, the bankruptcy was filed in 09, I think. 09 or 10 or 18, I don't know, but it was like 10 or two years ago. I don't even know. I don't even know you back then, or maybe I was married to you. I don't know. I don't know but it was like 10 or two years ago. I don't even know I didn't even know you back then or maybe I was married to you I don't know I don't know babe. I was married to someone else that even started cheating with you yet babe Crazy I think it was an even year and it was an all year. I don't know. Yeah, it's actually ironic because I was actually married to someone in Cheeto and then I wanted to Rita and Cheeto on Cheeto.eto-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-to- fucking pay them so we can stop listening to this. Watching your wife try and sell fucking this uh

Lululemon's made out of trash bags. Okay, just pay what you owe, okay, we all have to do it. As far as I'm concerned, babe, you don't even have enough clothes. I'm gonna be getting new clothes for the rest of your life. So many clothes you won't even know what to do with them. And of course by clothes, I'm in kettle chips. Okay, do you have any more kettle chips for me, babe?

Did I bought you? We're gonna go into so many bankruptcies. You think she's jealous now? I mean, catel chips, okay? Do you have any more catel chips for me, babe? Did I bought you? We're gonna go into so many bankruptcy. Do you think she's jealous now? Where does she see the next one? Bigger and better, babe. I mean, get some bankruptcy with some extra cheese and pepperoni. That's what we call pizza's now bankruptcy. She's right. You're on to diabetes 18 already. Come on now. Come back to the light. She's right. I did far for bankruptcy and by bankruptcy. I mean hot dogs. I filed for a hot dog and I'm waiting for it Your honor. I would like to make a statement

Snickest satisfi- So to read of course is like she's trying to threaten me she's trying to hurt my family It's like your family is being supported off the backs of other families man pay your fucking bills Yeah, and stop rephrasing this so you're the victim in this all the people everyone's like oh you just filed bankruptcy Yeah, you filed bankruptcy, so you don't have to pay all the people you stole that money from you fucker go pay your money yeah yeah well of course Dorita's is full of lots of shade because she's like can you be questioning me where my money come from did she forget what her money came from phrasia phrasia yeah but you know that's like not a really good comparison to make because you're comparing like PK to Kelsey grammar, who's like an amazing comedic actor, like an award winner, and it's been on two of the games.

Settle down, settle down. You got it. You got, okay, all right, okay, uh, Frazier fan club for one right here. Well, I mean, compared to PK, I mean, what is PK done? Like borrowed money from Muhammad. Come on. Let's all, let's all take a big step here and think about who we're talking. Yes, she did get a lot of money

from being on her back with Frazier. Oh my back! But Frazier was more talented than he can. Yeah, if you're gonna, if you're gonna pour yourself out, go big or go home. Yes, Camille won a better corner. Okay, there, just there, set it. By the way, it sort of made me wonder,

maybe Camille is the one who leaked this whole story to Rader Online. You know, she, no one even considered her, which makes me think that maybe she's the one all this time, you know. She did it as a show of like a support to Lisa Vanderpump and also to get at Doree who she hates. It's kind of, it's perfect.

Maybe. It doesn't seem like 20 years ago. I know I mean It seems like so much has happened since then you know the women went to France and they drank rosé Yeah, I took a nap. Remember when Kyle called that place to see if there were rooms available in the castle That was a good one. Hey remember when Kyle called that place to see if there were rooms available in the castle that was a good one. Hey remember when Kyle, um, when remember when Rena was like, I don't want cheese and then she's like, okay, I'll have some cheese. Hello, this is Lisa Vanderpum. We are taking our commercial break now, but if you don't hear one, don't worry. You're very lucky. Don't you want don't worry, you're very lucky. Raising kids can be one of the greatest rewards of a parent's life. But come on, someday, parenting is unbearable.

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Doreeth Chanel earrings while she's talking about bankruptcy is hilarious. She's like, how could she do this to me family? We had to find new distributors. We had to find new factor-as. And she's wearing these dangly earrings that like spell out Chanel, like those things and marshals that you like that Beth me have. It's like, like I got you a sign, you spell it out, it says, hi, you're a whore or whatever.

But it spelled Chanel, you know, I'm like, oh yeah, you don't look like desperate new money at all. Dereet. Yeah. Just trying to hurt my family. So, P.K. is like, you know what babe, it's insecurity. How does she make anything in her life? How does she make any money?

Yeah. Well, listen, marrying us. Yeah, yes. Like, let's not all, let's not all just start saving each other on how we're going to get our money. It's a big long circle. Yeah, exactly. See, here's the thing. Camille, it's not so much how you make your money.

It's what you do when you owe the money. Yes, that's true. Good point. Right. We're not saying. We know it's mad about how anyone makes their money unless it was blood money But you know what like make your money like marrying Frazier during cabaret or I Don't know but like don't but like don't but like that's fine. You're right

Yeah, but you owe money to fraud people Joe you dice. That's when we come for you Yeah You're gonna need to fraud people. Joju dice. That's what we come for you. Yeah. Yeah, good point. So, Doreet's like, where is Law sued hanging over our head? Oh yeah, I already did that part. Let me fast forward. So, she's like, she's questioning

where my money comes from. Did she forget where her money come from? And I put a man with a job. Yeah, actually. So, that's interesting that you brought that up. Yeah, it's called Periscope Down, all right? So then now it's like the night of the agency party. And since this is the last party of the season, all the, you know, all of the biggest hangers

on come out to party. So we have Priscilla doing Kyle's hair. We have Joy Maloof doing Rina's hair. I mean, all our favorite makeup people are here for the spotlight tonight. All our favorite queens. Joey is starting to just look kind of muppety. He's just like, huh, huh, why do you look like that? Stop it. He's come so far. He's so much. He's so project. I'm so proud of him. Oh see from that show. Yeah. Oh God. He was Rachel's like like Hangar on and now you of course he's graduated to Lisa Rena and then Priscilla goes across the country doing everyone's hair

He must be very imitatable is that a word? Emitting maybe not only gets a word, but he's very imitatable because or he must be like someone you want to follow What do you my god you guys I'm like literally? Saying that I'll be okay because Rina now that Rina's with him all the time. She's always going She's like getting very like gay hairdressery all the sudden. Maybe the word you're looking for is influential getting very gay hairdressery all of a sudden. Maybe the word you're looking for is influential.

Influential. Whoa. Feels like a weird concept to put, we join Maloof. But anyway, yeah, so this is like an extended segment of like, hey, look, there's Kyle getting our hair done. Oh, and there's Renna getting our makeup done. And there's Taree getting our makeup done. And there's Eric getting our makeup done.

I don't think anyone actually in America cares about any of this right. Am I crazy? Well, I'm glad that Erica's still the most because Erica not only has her gaze surrounding her going, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, but she's making them style the assistant on her wig so she doesn't even have to sit there while they style her wig. Yeah Exactly and then a poor assistant has to take it and Dorit's complaining about Camille to her makeup people And she's like can we talk about my fierce pony? Yes, it'll just be my fierce pony who does this? I'm like, okay stop with the Erica impersonation The fierce pony is kind of Erica's thing. So just stop it stop it

Do you think that's what they're both doing? It seems like that's what Rina and Doreeda are both doing. Because you've got Rina over there going, yeah, it's a knee, a knee. Doreed's like, my fiaspony. It's like you guys copy someone with more personality than Erica, please, okay? We don't need Xerox copies of Erica.

The Erica's already Xerox copies of somebody else. Yeah, if you, a simulacrum, if you will. And but she's like, how's the Bob over there? And Mikey's like, it's humble. I'm like, how can you say it's humble when it's being styled on an assistant? I don't think the furthest thing. It's humble, Bob.

It's humble, Bob. Humble, Bob. I'm humble, Bob. Pronies, he, pronounce, Bob's are humble, Bob. Oh, Teddy. I'm Bernouce Bob's or Humble Bob. Oh, Teddy. I'm Humble Bob Teddy. Yeah. So, yeah, the only one we don't see doing her hair make up is Teddy.

And it shows. It shows. So, so then we see, now it's time to head to the party and Teddy is like, I'm late for the party. It's great. And then Denise and Aaron are picking up, they pick up to read in the SUV. And they're just like talking and to read, like, I want to home with a yard. It's not enough yard for Jagger or for PK to shit in.

So we need a big pasture because I just want a new big home. I like my home that I can live in without any smoke damage and still is standing. But I want a new, oh, I'm sorry Denise. You don't have a home right now I know Denise is like you're so selling your house rag and this all of this was to read like oh, we just want to y'all That's what we need like also that's an investment property that you own with a lot of other people you don't own that house Okay to eat what is that true? with a lot of other people. You don't own that house. Okay, Dreech. What is that true? Don't you have Instagram bin? What the hell? What am I your teacher today? Yeah, well, some of them are supposedly they own a bunch of investment properties and they own

like a little piece of this and this is all allegedly okay I read this on Instagram. I'm not a truth teller. I'm an Instagram teller. Okay, everybody. But supposedly this is like a one of their investments with like a ton of other people like that. Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, it's not Mohammed. Sammy from, from the other big, oh, would you be surprised I wouldn't Mardesian. Sam Adesian. Something like that. I mean, no one is trying to say your John. Yeah, I think it's like It's like a they owe the house with like a big investment. Whatever they're just living there putting it on TV trying to sell it or whatever, but they can't sell it because it's way of her price and it's

Fugley and it's fugly even Jennifer Lopez was like, I'm leaving Mark Anthony. I'm leaving this house. I never want to see another stare again. Fuck you guys. You know, and then look at her. She got a Motown segment at the Grammys, okay? That house is bad karma, get out of it. I actually really don't like that house. It's just like this big tall block. It looks to me almost like it's a toy house. Like, it's this sort of thing that you would buy,

and then you open it up, and then you could put your Fisher Price people in, which is like fun for toys, but not fun for real life, you know? Yeah. I'm putting Sam Medesi in him here. I think it's Sam Nazarian. He's like a nightlife Nazarian. That sounds right. He was the Sam. We're making people crazy. He's the SSSB. Sam Brent entertainment. Brent Bolt House. Oh Brent Bolt House. Who owns Doreet's house? Find out the truth about who owns their house. Yeah, I put who owns who owns Doreet's house. Find out the truth about who owns their house. Now you know this is going to be a bunch of bullshit. Would you have to click through? Yeah, let's see.

According to the report, the home, which was purchased in September of 2016, actually has multiple owners, isn't solely owned by PK and Doreet. It's San Nazarian. You see, guys, I'm smarter than I thought. Samna's Aryan. You see guys I'm smarter than I thought. Years ago, the real deal shared it's details regarding PK's joint venture, in quotes with Mike Kleb Tycoon Samna's Aryan who reportedly bought the 8000 something square foot home for 6.5 million through a trust. As for PK, he was said to have invested an unknown amount in the home with plans of selling it in the joint venture with Sam. Following some renovations, the home was listed for 12.7 million. I have to get rid of that. I'm really joking.

Okay. George. It's listed with three fettin' of Hilton in Highland and Marisio Umanski of the agency 2017. Whoa. Well, that explains why Kyle's so nice to Dary. That's just like what she was so nice to Vanderpump. Wow.

Wait, so it's a joint listing by rival firms of the... Well, my favorite part about this is because then it ties to Reaton Pk into the Hill's Pantheon, right? Because Sam Nazarian is a Brent Bullt house and Brent Bullt house is, you know, Heidi's old boss, so it all comes together. And of course, we know Taylor Armstrong is best friend from Linda Thompson, who's Brodie's mom So it's all like a just a perfect mix of

Vapid people and I love it. Yeah, and I cleared myself in the Vapidity Vapidness anyway Anyway, Doreet wants a New York Yeah, so Doreet's like well, we're just moving for the odd. Oh, so, so, it's like, well, we're just moving for the yard. Oh, okay. So, let's see, it's been all right. Oh, so she's like, oh yes, what's about you, houseless lady, and Denise is like, it's all right, me isn't in high.

It's stressful, it's testing our marriage. Jesus, guess what you can't live in, a giant dick, right? You marry a guy with a giant dick, it's great because he's got a giant dick, but when there's not a guest room to put it in you just stuck with that What am I supposed to eat off that thing? We can only live in hotels for so long I mean, it's great. I love the mirror on the ceiling, but you know what? It's not a sustainable situation Listen, I love being able to put a nickel in the bed and be in shaking awake. It's pretty cool

Listen the entertainment offerings on the TV are great. I love it. It really helps create that happy ending environment. But sometimes it's time to get back in the house. To be able to relax and be able to turn on the TV and see Camille naked, grabbing it up against someone in the 80s. I mean, that really is something.

Yeah. Just getting a maxing in a hotel room with Aaron. Yeah. Aaron, Aaron, Aaron has now developed like Black Long from the Malibu smoke. He's like, listen to me. Is my voice now? Which, which actually, by the way, I believe 100%. But for some reason with Aaron, I just think it's funny because no matter what he says, he says it in softcore porn voice. I developed black lung. I have too much milk inhalation. Listen, this is me right now. One of sex.

One of bone. Whoa. So Jereet's like, where? I'm so sorry about your house. I have cameos not to face today. I was like, can we stay on task? Okay, this woman is going through something she doesn't care about Camille. Yeah So she does so over at the party

Arrivals and Mauricio goes over and talks to the waitress because this theme is the future So everybody's like dressed all futuristic that why it was so futuristic I was like why is this party look like Tron? It's for real safe firm. I Mean I'm guessing I'm just calling I'm just saying that, but it looks like the future, right? Because everyone's like futuristic. Yeah. And the waitresses are all standing there but instead of cigarette cases holding,

they're wearing these like lazy seasons. Yeah. Which is so funny. Because it's like, I welcome to Alexia to the building. But he's like, whoa, look at you. What's going on here? You look kind of freaky with those glasses on. And she's like, I'm out of this world

Well, yeah, yeah, you're out of this world tonight. It's all about the future, right? Huh Would you like to swing on a star? That's the out of this world team song everyone. Thank you. Thank you That's from the past so yeah So watch Kyle just trying to stick her fingers together. It's not working. It's not working His go with smell the legacy agency blablabla store agency I'm rich I've a tiny car. Have you seen my earrings that gold? That's all I hear when Kyle's. Yeah, not into it. No way, Kyle.

Not into it. I care what you built with your stupid husband that you stole from your sister, shut up, Kyle. Yeah, and then Kyle's talking to Teddy about, she's talking to Teddy about Camille and Doreet and they're rift right now and Kyle's like, it's so uncomfortable when friends are arguing, you know, I'm like, you created the situation, Kyle, and this this what always happens. She creates situations and then she's like

It's just uncomfortable and I just I feel weird right now. It's like shut up Kyle. Shut up. Yeah Yeah, Kyle basically like starts the fire and then steps back and makes everyone else do the work so she can have agency parties Yeah, it's basically what Kyle does and she could look like the sweet one who's like oh guys get along Yeah, it's basically what Kyle that I didn't you could look like the sweet one who's like oh guys get along Yeah, and so she's like Alexi, don't you feel uncomfortable? I mean, I'm sure your friends go through problems like this and Alexi is like You guys are next level all right She's like my biggest argument is who's bringing the coke you know what I mean you guys are crazy bitches She's like um all my friends like we are nice to me because I'm the rich one now. So don't have any issues.

So then Rin and Erica are walking in. They're both wearing wigs. Rin is wearing this blonde wig. And green eyes. I don't know if it looks crazy. Old school twiggy. Sort of, it's like a blonde bob. The humble bob.

The humble, I was like, it's like a blonde. It's like a big yeah the blonde bob the humble bob the I was like it's like a blonde it's like a classic Bieber but blonde it's very sandy donk it I think she looks like she's trying to do it like a Erica Jane starring in a Triskets commercial that's what I'm seeing Triskets if Triskets were were being marketed towards international assassins you know she looked a little bit like she had like a rendezvous moment and then she's trying to take like secret photos for Hilton in Highland at the agency party, et cetera. Oh, wouldn't that be great if that was Lisa's storyline? She's just like totally working behind cows back with Kathy Hilton.

Oh, I actually would really be into that. My God, we just made this show better. Yeah, welcome. Corporate entry. You're welcome, so. So they're all sitting there eating caviar. I was going nuts, because I love caviar. I'm like Ramona, saying, OK, don't tell people that I've

had more than four pieces of caviar at this party. OK, did you see that, by the way, Ronnie? Did you see that thing? One of our listeners posted it. It was an item in the New York Times. In the New York Times, the society page, the headline said, Ramona had four pieces with an exclamation point, and the reason why they said that was because Ramona was at a party at the Hamptons over the weekend, and she was standing by the

caviar station, and she kept on eating caviar, and she said, don't tell people that I've had four pieces of caviar. That's ghost. Tell them that Ramona looked better than ever and looked like she was enjoying the caviar save that and so then the New York Times put Ramona had four pieces as the headline this is the New York Times not even New York Post it was so amazingly petty it's so so's were so so's where we are to in 2019 it's's like, God, guys, we're at Leith in New York Times. This is what we've become. The New York Times in a call at Ramona Singer and give her a quote. It's officially time to close all media. Okay, including

God's week. We quit. We quit in solidarity. We're fixing this country. We're just going to turn into a podcast about coffee pots. Oh, by the way, Amazon Prime Day is on next week, I think. So get ready for next week's pony. Oh, we'll be here next week to do that. Okay, so they're walking in and wigs in America's like, I love them about the windwigs and the padded off the chava. I know, I love wings, we're rings, wings.

Yeah, we're both wearing wings. We are, we are, we're both wearing wings. Yeah, both of us are wigs. Hi, wigs. Ha, ha, ha. And then we get a flashback montage of Erica wearing wigs. I'm like, is this really what we have to be, to submit ourselves to?

You guys should be ashamed of yourself for the season, okay? Erica's like, I love a pink wig, my mom. And then they go back and show Erica wearing them off to pink wigs. I'm thirsty. I think I would go have a dot coke. I love a pink wig, my mom. And then they go back and show Erica wearing them off to pink wigs. I'm thirsty. I think I would go have a diet coke. I love that coke.

And then like a 32nd montage of Erica Drifting Diet Cokes since 2016. Well, I mean, at least the wig thing is showing Erica's personality, because that's like it. Wigs. It's like wigs and my pussy. Wigs and my- It's like a retrospective on Erica James housewives work

Wigg and my boss right by you so Camille shows up and she's with her little Posse she's got Kimber and friend of Kimber and so Kimber camber and cumber Good names, you come. Oh my gosh. We've got a change your name. Who names it like? Melissa and Suzanne. Kimber.

Can you come over here please? Non-DD. So she comes in doing that like mean girl thing where she's holding hands and solidarity with the girlfriends. Yeah. And she's like, oh my god. They said mean to me the other night. Because Erica and Rina won't go inside. They're just standing in the lobby. Yeah, and she's like, oh my God, they said mean to me the other night. Because Erica and Rina won't go inside. They're just standing in the lobby. Yeah, just kind of hilarious.

It's very representative of their roles sometimes on this show. They're just like, well, stand in the lobby so we can get paid for coming to work without having to do shit. All right. And so Camille passes them. She's like, they were so mean to me. The other night at dinner. It's like being back in high school with his bitch and sick being in the chopper block. It's pretty hardless Camille when she's angry in her interviews. She like really tries like punch you with her chin She's she's sort of like does this like thing with her head where she keeps her shoulders square But then her head starts to go veer off to the right. She's like sick. What they're doing to me It's not right. And then she kind of shrugs her shoulders

and then she does like her shrug in her eyes are always half closed. She's like, yeah. So she is on like, she is on a tear. She is angry when she walks in. So she walks in and she goes up to Kyle and. And then he goes, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's like what?

Who's here? And she's like, oh, come here. So Teddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no you would I come only for you implying like I am so mad but I am rising above my anger to support you right now, which is like very also classic Camille. Yes. And also, why does Kyle have to adjust her boobs when Camille's coming in? Because did you notice that she did that? Today's like, oh my god, it's Camille and Kyle's like, and she pulls up her boobs and adjust him and looks at them and then turns around and talk to Camille.

I'm like, what? What are you so insecure about your boobs around Camille for? I don't know. Maybe she just was afraid she knew that there might be a lot of arm motions coming up, so she didn't want anything to fall out. A lot of shrugging her boobs needed to be rarer. Maybe she was like anticipating some slut pig pointing, you know. You're a slut pig.

And you know, if you do that point a little too aggressively, a boob could fall out. Yeah, she just needed to make sure she had her arms free in case there was some handicap person she could hide crutches from. Yeah. Yeah. So, um, so Kyle's like, are you okay after the other night and come here and say, no, no, I wasn't. The other night was a shi-cho.

I was like, how come you only just hit me with your chin? That was. She's like, I felt second up on. And up on and cause like well that wasn't the intention. I promise you You remember how we just all said we're about to gang up on you Are you sure we're allowed to do this even though you just lost your house? Okay? We're about to attack you all of us at one time You sure you're ready. Yeah, let's see intention you frickin asshole. Yeah, said, you totally had a right to getting up on her and Camille deserved it. And I don't feel sorry for Camille because she just got caught

doing what the hell she said. But Rina did just, you know, Rina start stuff and then wait and then she just throws it at the wall when she thinks she might have to actually do something. But here's the thing. Here is the thing, especially like, there's all this talk about if you have a problem, I just go up and say something right to your face.

The only thing that Camille really did wrong in this situation was she talked She talked a lot of mad shit about to read like a few months ago and that's what she did and they're all They basically are all pissed at her because she said nice things about Lisa Vanderpump and people magazine Which is like the class you think to do. It's the class you think to do. And that's what they're mad about. And then that's to them is like, and you know what, Camille, she talks about both sides of her mouth, et cetera.

But the thing is they all do. I mean, look at Kyle Richards right here. They look at Rinna at the end of the episode, okay, like saying offering to hug Camille, et cetera. So they all are like fake in different ways. And I mean, Camille is fake. Don't get me wrong. But the way they confronted Camille,

they like raked her over their coals as if she did something way worse than she really did. Well, that's the whole season, pretty much, isn't it? And I like that they turn this all around so they're all victims somehow. Yeah, exactly. That's where the jokes you Cam can go off at this party though, because Camille is like,

He was my wedding. If this, that is not right for them. I mean, I can't be friends with him. And then Teddy's like, well, Camille, I just, no, shut it down, shut it down. Yes, shut it down, Teddy. I like when she stops talking like an airhead. It's like, shut it down, Teddy.

Like she gets a deeper voice. And Teddy's like, oh, but I mean, I'm just coming up here as a friend. Shut up like shut it down, Teddy. Like she gets a deeper voice and Teddy's like, oh, well, I mean, I'm just coming up here as a friend. Shut up. Shut it down. You don't have to be so contrast sending all the time and Camille just puts her hand on her face and she's like, you are not worth my time. You are a lilyth and I am a niles.

Okay, shut it down. I'm a Shelley long. I'm leaving this show before it goes to shit What was that Ria? What was that Ria? This handling of Teddy was beautiful because Teddy will never shut up She's always inserting herself into everything and Camille just saying shut the fuck up and get out of my face bitch before I break you like a twig Yeah Exactly, she's like you're not with my time. Teddy goes oh my god Just saying shut the fuck up and get out of my face bitch before I break you like a twig. Yeah Exactly, so if you're not with my time

Did he go oh my god, but I'm just it's so great It was basically Camille being like I've been on this show for nine years and more or less Do not try to have this moment with me. Okay, you are new be quiet Yes, and stop trying to start fights with me that you're not involved in over and over again You silly skank give out of my face. Yeah, so Camille's like You know that's bullshit because I'm not jumping on the least of end-up on hate train and cause like oh, that's not fair It's exactly correct. That's like literally why you're mad at her That's literally why you guys all got mad as you are leaving her wedding and you guys got furious because you read her Support of quote at least if I had a pump in people magazine. That's what caused this whole thing. So yeah, it is actually fair

But then came me all the way. Well, I was very disappointed in you Kyle There I said I was disappointed in you. I said it Disappoint him and she's like, I don't know what happened to Camille because when we left the farmhouse She was remorseful, okay, and what what happened to her and then we see clip at their like we see clip We see a clip of Camille at that restaurant going um Yeah, but sorry girls. I'll be a party. Okay, I'm all apologize I'll just apologize. It's it's no, it's important for me to know what I've... But if you guys don't matter me, it's good to just clear it up.

Yeah, open arms. Yeah, no, I'm totally fine with you. Shut it down, Teddy. Shut it down. So Teddy goes after the front lobby where Rin and Erica are still waiting. And Erica's like, oh, Jesus, what the fuck happened? Teddy, we're trying to avoid you. Can you go back inside? I'm telling you it's like I just can't because that's not the world's best conversation right now because Camille came in hot

She's like super aggressive to me and Kyle not I don't like being talked down to but I also don't want to confront her because I'm a good person And I have spurned down You can't confront her you tried to confront her and you ask out shoot away Tani, but my my try Yeah, even the ladies with the ladies seasons are like oh Sick of this one So then Aaron and to read and Denise show up and Rin and Denise each other and they're both like you know They're both basically calling each other hookers. They're saying that they're both dressed like hookers

and Denise is like, Ashley, hookers don't dress like that. I mean, I'm sure some do. Not the ones that I met, didn't. And tell you what, they don't dress like that Thanksgiving. Tell you what, the hooker who we're staying with in Malibu right now, she doesn't dress like that. So then we go back to Carl and Camille confronting.

And Carl's like, well, look, there's just a lot of things going on Camille. I mean, maybe there was some miscommunication when I told everybody what you know, when Lisa Rina and I started trying to cause shit here. You know, I mean, there's just so much going on. Do you know what I mean? And Camille's like, you know, maybe I said some bad things,

but I said a lot of nice things about them too. It's just stops during the park, Kyle. And Kyle's like, well, what about Teddy? And she's like, I do not even want to talk about Teddy, okay? Yeah. And then both of her employees, both of her friend employees are right at her side, which, you know, these are better.

Apparently, Dede and Hagrid messed up. So they're not allowed around anymore. So, yeah. Canberra camper and camper. Canberra and camper there. I mean, that's classic, classic Camille. She always has a Camberra and a camper there. So, no, she needs, she needs them both to be sidekick,

because if she's gonna pull this shit of bringing outside friends on, we need Allison to walk here. Yeah, exactly. So now after Camille just talking about how much she just can't stand Teddy. We then cut, like we're doing cross cutting and now we're on Camille having a conversation

with her husband, David and Edwin. It's like, oh, so you're just gonna chat with Edwin even though you hate his wife. And so he's talking to the guys. Cause remember her for a season, she's like, women hate me. I only talk to men. And everyone's like, what are you trying to fight with my husband? Yeah. And so she's going back to her season when

ways. This Camille, you got to love her. It's so good. And so Rina comes up and she says, Camille, can we have a chat with you? And she goes, no. Who says no to Peter Pan? Do you want to tr ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha She was but I'm pretty sure she was a wheat thins person not I realize you've been saying Trisket But I know that someone out there is like no not Triskins Triskins is so strong No, well we know that's least strong. Oh my god so Okay, here's the thing we do know kind of through the show Sandy Duncan's Daughter-in-law remember when we first started doing this show, and she's like, it's not Trisky, it's Weed fans,

and our name is Sandy Dennis and Sandy Duncan. You're right, you're right. And yeah, and we know her. So hi, and I think she's pregnant having a baby. So hi, I hope you're having a fun baby. But yeah, I'm never gonna get that right. That's just one of those things. Well, I think that was a great, like,

Duncan, Peter Pan, Pudeein. I don't know Now that we're celebrating our one thousandth episode that that was like a retrospective moment like remember that time No, this is actually one thousandth one the space Odyssey. Yeah Radio nice in space because I've been so ignored by my friend I like how like when we did our 500th episode, we did like a week of like special things. We had, Rina was our 500th episode. Remember? We have like Matt, what field for an episode? We had Amy Phillips. We did all these things and like a thousandth episode. We're like, yeah. Now we've been married a really long time. We're like, good morning. Good morning.

Did you take out the trash? Could you make your ads? Yeah, we threw a party for our 300th. We booked like a famous person for a 500th and for our 1000th. What do we do? I know we read 1000th. We didn't even buy each other a drink for our 1000th. And we just saw each other celebrate tonight tonight Ronnie. We'll celebrate tonight. Okay He's out of reluctant you're actually gonna cancel that appointment to watch the rest of the Sun the Western That's how old I am. I was like should I go to this party or should I stay home and watch the end of the Sun? Well, I want your hope here's Brosnan makes it out. Okay that rascal if you don't then I'm gonna stay home and watch the end of the sun? Well, God, I want your hope here's Brosnan makes it out okay, that rascal.

If you don't, then I'm gonna stay home and watch Love Island. So, okay, let's do it. Let's make that pack right now. That's how we'll celebrate 1000. You watched scripted programming and I'll watch some trashy British people. And maybe the trashy American version too. I'm excited. I'm just gonna throw myself into love

International Island American British style and big brother. Okay, and see Mario maker too God you've got a busy night. How could we ever leave house? Okay, so yeah Camille's talking to the guy and then Yeah, right now it's like can we talk to you? She's like no after being attacked the other night That was that was a lot When I was like cameo Comeo We did not attack you the other night You understood it the other night and you were fine with the other night what changed how are you?

Meanwhile, they're it's hard for them to see each other in the cloud of dust that has appeared since the men disappeared. The men just are like, it's like, wait, weren't Teddy, Edward and David standing there. It's like, give me a piece still there. I just see questions. I'm laughing my whole desk is shaking. Sorry, people watching at home, I just realized I was doing that. When you're the earthquake zone. I know when you're when your desk shakes, it looks like Villarisa is like still going

through some Ridgecrest action. By the way, by the way, I'm not gonna stand, but I'm giving like a virtual standing ovation for Camille for just finally being, let's being ridiculous and I love it. You know, it's like after getting attacked at the night, I think I'll wait a while. Like that's a sort of melodramatic shit, I love it. You know, it's like after getting attacked at the night, I think I'll win a while. Like, that's a sort of melodramatic shit. I love. That's what the show is missing. Thank you, Camille. Thank you. Yeah, and she came in not willing to take any of their fake apologies either because they are so fucking fanned.

She was so rich. Well, we weren't asking you to say sorry, Camille. She said, what were you doing? And she said, we were just trying to tell you what happened in that van. Which, is it I told everyone Did she fucked everyone over and you were talking at a bus at your mouth and you said something really mean about to read I'm like yeah, you were talking about what went down in the van how you totally fucked her over Renek come on. Yeah, I mean you can say like oh, I didn't say what she said But you still pissed everyone off about it and you were also the one who brought up the article in the first place about the people article Yeah, and then so like well what happens you can meal and she's like, you know that I actually got my balls

And I realized that I have to think about it. I don't have to say sorry for saying something nice to bet about Lisa Vanderpump. I'm like, thank you. Thank you. I mean Camille's a monster, but she's a monster that I'm like She's like a she's like a Marie Sendak monster, you know? She's like, where the wild things grow? Like a big cuddly monster, you just wanna hug. Yeah, and she's like, you don't know what these Savannah pump and I have been through and Rina goes,

do you know what these a Fandre pump has done to Duret? What? Can we sit, can we still get, what can we ever get one shred of proof that any of this even happened and isn't just bullshit flowing out of your mouth right now because That's pretty much what it's looking like now. What wait, let's let's try to remember what Vanderpump did to Doreet so

She she tried to well she got her on a show she got our show she used her employees to So well she got our show she used her employees to Basically bring up that Doreet fucked up with this dog on camera So there was like an a mildly embarrassing but overall in consequential moment at Vanderpump dogs got it And while we're on that We still have no proof that she did that because the only proof that we've been shown after being lied to about it multiple times by Teddy is that Teddy was gossiping with the 22 year old that worked there and planned all this herself with the guy and even by the admission of those texts that Blizzard was sending were telling her about what was going on in the office. Vanderpump was very clearly saying don't say anything I don't want to hurt Doree. She's my friend and Ken was saying heart Doree.

She's a bitch. So okay, carry on. But either way, I mean like obviously John Stessa is messiahs fuck. Obviously John Blizzard is even messy Err and it's already kind of like sad that Teddy was like gossiping with John Blizzard that like this clearly messy guy, like that she was texting with him when she's like 35, 36, and he's 22, like, sorry, that's just not, like, people who were like 35, 36, do not sit there in like text with messy, little 22 year olds, sorry. So I'm like turning into a job. By the way But um but like so but you either way like yes like you said Teddy was Teddy was doing this shit to I don't know

I just I'm all Teddy's new role is what but I admitted it so I just don't think this is the biggest crime against humanity That Lisa tried to like orchestrate a scene that like brought this dog situation to the forefront. Right and then what did Lisa Vanderpump do after that? She supposedly called radar in line once everybody was finally starting to be nice to her again to make everybody be mean to her again. So none of this really makes any sense. And guess who brought up both of these things multiple times to the other girls. Rina. Rina. Rina. Rina. Rina. Rina. Rina. Rina. Rina. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. The Rina was the person who pushed Rina that way.

Rina's the gasoline poor for sure. So whatever you guys. Yeah. And by the way, also, we don't even have energy talking about this. Listen, even where exhausted, I mean, I have no rage left. I mean, that's how much you've bored me, you fuckers. And also by the way that Rader Online story would have just been another like stupid story in the like the in the archive of a million stupid housewives stories, but it was to read he was like oh my god, they're painting me out to be a giant dog hater and now all the people of the internet hate me. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa A classic to read scream not to be confused with Oh people can't hear that on the video I forgot to tell you oh yeah, well people can imagine it

It's like it's like how you don't say God's name It's too great people on the video like you don't have to hear it because it's too impactful Yeah, you can't hear Bobbly don't take bubbly in vain. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! No, but the point is this, I mean, obviously we've made this point a million times. I just think that they are the ones who have, like, added all the significance to Lisa's transgressions. I'm not saying Lisa's innocent, but I also just don't think that what you did was, like, the worst thing in the world. Okay. I am free, Lisa Vanderpump! Free her!

Free me! So then, Rina tells us Lisa Vanderpump, free her! Free me! So then Rena tells us, she's like, come here, bringing up Vanderpump right now, that's annoying. I feel great sympathy for what both of these women have gone through, but the truth is, those behaviors existed in this group long before these women had lost. Like, yeah, you've hated Vanderpump from the beginning. And listen, I have to say, congratulations, because you got your way way and that's not an easy thing to do. Getting someone else to quit a housewives show, especially in OG, but well done. You know, I don't

agree with you. I don't like that you did it. And I like Vander. I'm team Vanderpump and not team Rina. But well done. You know, well done, Batch. Yeah. Well, I, I, I, I don't know. I think the whole thing is it's kind of crazy. And Rina is like, I lost my father in this group and I was not caught. And he's like, I think the whole thing is kind of crazy and Rina is like, I lost my father in this group and I was not caught any slack. I was just to be get pill-popper and drug addict. Did I ever play the victim? Well, but that's okay, so I think things are different because it's not to take away

from the loss, but I feel like also Rina is much more in touch with her emotions, and so she was able to process. And like, that's, I don't know. I just feel like, Vanderpump was like, I think she was like visibly distraught. Like, she was depressed. She was depressed. I don't know where she is now. I mean, I also, like, very sadly,

she just lost her mother. I just think that, like, not everyone handles grief the same way, and you can't just be like, I just don't know how I'm in a different situation. Yeah. When Lisa Rina lost her father and she was called a pill popper it's because she was spending

that season called saying that Kim was near death and that she was a severe alcoholic and she's going to die and she's taking this and that and this and that. Then when she was confronted, she completely lied about it and said she had no idea and didn't even remember saying that, which was a lie. Also,

she was talking to Eden Sessu in about it who does who is an alcoholic and has problems with it. Then she pulled out her bag of pills and was bragging about how she makes Xanax smoothies and that's what people were talking about. And by the way, the one saying that was Duret, which is the one that you're supposedly sticking up for right now. So what are we in Bizarro world? I mean, what the hell? Also, I mean, again, like the there also was a different flavor of the tragedy between, And again, there also is a different flavor of the tragedy between Rina's loss and Vanderbombs loss. Very different circumstances, too, which really can affect things.

But either way, so Camille is like, why did you come after me? Am I most vulnerable? How did I lost my house? Am I assistant? How this guessing, are you? It's disgustingly petty. So that's a big one sure who the mean girl really is Okay, seems like it Marie-so could you help me out? The mean girl it seems like the mean girl is you as you you so Rina it's you you are the mean girl you so Rina yeah

So The DJ spinning and I'm like this is the like lame-ass real estate party I've ever been to and I've been to a lot of My dad's in real estate. I've been to a lot of these agency parties Of course it was like the arian Tia and a Passo and it was like very small and you know shitty but no fence dad But still this is like the lame Well, it was also so douchey right because they're trying to make it look almost like a club But like everyone there outside of like our real housewives everyone there is just like some real estate bro in a

blazer or just like doing coke in the bathroom and talking about like yeah you see that state of rancher yeah you see that research yeah I know that's sick that's crazy yeah that was the one of those like hey maratio did you see how much how much you selling that big amazing place by That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing. That was the thing.

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yeah, that's the big city. That's in there, we've already sold like $3.35, and five of you already sold to the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency,

and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency,

and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency, and the agency person Camille's basically like the equivalent I'm like when they have someone doing sign language except she's not doing any sign language all she's on the side So then Camille is talking to one of her friend employees and she's like God it's so hard for me to stand up for myself. I'm just like, yeah, Camille, I get it. Camille, Camille, meter's going low. Camille, I'm not feeling for you. Camille just like slips a dollar into her ears. I feel for you, Camille. Because I love you, Camille. So, why not have a little shock of confidence right in the middle of the podcast? Am I right? Am I right? So Why not have a little shock of confidence writing them in all the podcasts my watch and my watch

Okay, now that I've paid my friend meters everyone want to watch me pee. No, yeah So they go into the bathroom and Denise follows her in and she's like Hey, my my I'm not now not Denise Denise I like you Denise, but no Denise's not now, okay. Talk to the teddy, talk to the teddy, Denise. Green screen, at least of Amber Pumpsome, it's magic. So Denise is like, I mean, you know what? You fucked up the other night and you had to fucking apologize for that.

And it goes, I mean, I don't know if I fucked up, but I mean, I went below the belt underneath Denise's like, that's fucking up. Well, she did too. Doesn't make it right. Two wrongs don't make it right, but let me tell you something, two rights do make a huge penis, okay? So Aaron and Aaron, two Mr. Rights,

and I'm talking about peck left and peck right. Huge penis in the middle. I love some math. You know, two hookers make a three, so I'm in that funny. So now Kyle is brushing off her agency speech once again. Oh, when I met Mauricio, he was like working clothing, and then he had just gotten laid off.

I think he was bawling. Where'd you bawling? Yeah, yeah, I was bawling. And it was just like, it was just like Farah and Alexia. And we didn't have the other ones, whatever their names are, and like, I don't know, we were poor, and then we got a job, and now here we are, can you believe it? We're like so rich now. I love that bag. Maricio, that one. I want that one.

Three of them. Blue, white and orange. Thank you. Don't you love how Kyle just completely glosses over the fact that her family hired Maricio to Adam the ropes? Like, she gives no thanks to anybody else. She's just like her story is yeah Mauricio was in fun retail. He got fired He was bawling so we decided to get our real estate license when we pass and then he ventured out and it was a risk It was a risk I tell you like also. I'd like to thank the Hilton family the Hilton hotels Rick Yeah, Kathy, you know at least like say thank you Kyle Yeah, exactly so now it's like time for Mauricio to take them Mike like yeah, I know

It's just seems like yesterday that we were celebrating the seventh anniversary of the agency and then it feels like the day before that that we're Celebrating the third coffee mug in the new in the new agency branch. We got three mugs now So we had a big party for that and got it feels like just like two weeks ago That we were celebrating getting coffee filters for those coffee mugs so we can actually get coffee in them So really great work everyone. Yeah, I would like to think the realistic guys on my team who helped me make it I would like to think the construction guys who built a new office. That's great I'd like to think the valet guy who did the valet driving that was great. He's parked your car I'd like to think that lady wearing a lazy Susan over there and funny sunglasses. Good job. Good job, lazy Susan. I, uh, he's like, thank everybody in the world except for the people who gave you your

start. You guys are dicks. I, uh, I need to thank all, uh, we now have like 485, uh, people at work in the office. And I have to thank everyone for the patience because we made it seven years without actually having a real name for this company We just called the agency So the girls of course I'm not listening at all. They're totally gossiping which thank God because the speech is sleep-inducing Yeah, so Camille tells to reach they She says to Denise I'm sorry I embarrassed you yeah, oh, when does she embarrass Denise? I don't know, but she just said it. She was like she she's like she says I'm sorry I embarrassed you? Yeah Oh When did she embarrass Denise? I don't know, but she just said it. She was like... She's like... She says I'm sorry I embarrassed you.

She's like I just didn't expect to ambush the other night. Oh and Denise is like, well I agree and I have to... I defended you for that one. She's like, but when I'm raw, I mean like... Right after I lost my house, I'm treated like, GWOY! But that list let him finish his spiritual. I need to know who else needs to thank, please. Please, at least, please.

Yeah, I'd like to thank God. Glenn, Glenn. I'd like to thank Fat Burger. You've done a great job. I'd like to thank the city of Inc in-sino for having a Benny Hana for Tori spelling to follow on that was hilarious Still remember that I need to thank the North Valley IPRE for being able to bring us back bees after my wife killed one that's for you Carlton That's for you Carlton. Well, thank you also. Thank you for that spell. You put on the agency. It's been working great Thank you. Oh, so then he finishes and came me else like oh to read yes, well to me. I do want to apologize and to read it's like I'm shaking

Come on then. I'm shaking. I'm shaking Like certainly you have somebody else's money to buy something to calm you with to read so come me only gives like Such a bullshit apology. She's like, I'm so sorry. I said something, something really awful to you and I just, I feel terrible and I'm, I'm sorry. I'm just, I'm so raw and I said something I wouldn't want to be said and I'm, I'm so sorry for talking about how your husband owns a million or more to my friend I'm sorry for mentioning on TV. Yeah, I'm doing psych Okay, and then she turns to us and she's like I don't take any things to say seriously Toss salads and scrambled eggs who support that?

Yeah, and then Teddy just walks up to Camille and goes hi and Camille is like God fucking Teddy, of course, is still gonna try and make this fight about her. Shut up, Teddy, my God. She comes up and says, I don't know what's going on, but I don't appreciate how you talked to me prior about me not being worth your time.

It's like, Teddy, you've done nothing but a noigny. I'm sorry. And she goes, then don't be around me then. Ah, yeah, you're on the same show. You're the one who wants to come in. You don't get to get more than one person to quit a year. I can be on this cause. Okay, let me think about it.

Yeah. Oh, by the way, my daughter's upset with you. And she said, how do you at the airport? And you just went to the bathroom. And she's like, I can swear to you. I walked through security with the whole group and said hi guys just like everyone else I'm not gonna let you get away with this one Teddy. Sorry You don't snub my daughter. You don't snub the Mason

And Denise is like come on Kimmy. I'm like no not about this one Denise. She snub my daughter She's I'll I'll come along. Now Denise, she knows mad because she's getting her East Coast back. She's like, oh, come all along. She snapped your droid and came here. It's like, Tariya, it's a hard time being accountable for her own behavior.

She's making up to this not her fault, but it's my daughter and my daughter is making it up. That's it, bullshit. Shira! Yeah. And then Tariya is still a large no,UT UP! Yeah. And then Teddy is still like, no, Camille, no. And then Camille keeps on like shutting down Teddy by grabbing her hands and like sort of putting him down.

She's like, stop grabbing me and talking down to me. I do not appreciate you doing that. Hi, I'm Teddy. Yeah. And Denise, because she's not talking down to you. Come on, she's just missed it. Denise is like, come on, we're not in the second fucking grade. And then Camille turns on Denise and she's like

Really after I got attacked it was me all that petty shit so come here come on I don't know back off Denise you fucking back who off yeah Even someone even if someone fucking did you don't fucking say it I love come yield be like I mean He's been like fuck you Don't tell me the back of him. He says no idea what's going on ever and I love it. Yeah, so Camille don't be kind of sending her so fucking patronizing I was that she's like I was married to Charlie she and so I can handle the drama okay All right, I got five hookers waiting for me downstairs.

I'm calling to my Uber drivers. They're just hookers. I can handle a Camille. It's annoying that Denise keeps comparing everything to Charlie Sheen. Like before, she's like, oh, well, you know, I had people sell stories to me in the press. Sell stories about me on the press.

That's not cool. I'm like, that was kind of different. I mean, I don't think your stories were like, Denise didn't want her adopted dog. I mean, your stories were way worse. Okay, let's not make this the same level. So Camille is like, you know that I'm out of here. I'm leaving this party. Bye. And then she's like giving Rina a hug. I was like, wait, what? What happened? And it's like, we're here if you need us. If you talked about anything, we're here. We're here. I'm like what these women are crazy

I know I said I'm so sorry Camille. I know you're overwhelmed So then Camille and David are in the car and David's just like oh Jesus. This is the rest of my life, isn't it? She's like well at least the next five years Mason felt that way and I can't diminish how Mason felt because not only is she my daughter, she's a very reliable jar in America. David's like, well, it's an emotional time. You know what? We need to chill and rest. Let's go to our other Malibu Beach house or maybe our house and why I'm sure we'll get through this.

Can be out. She's like, thank you for being there for me, David. Shira. Shira. Shira. So, meanwhile, back at the party, Kyle is like, I don't know if I'm car for some reason, but I like that. I like that she's like a car. So, Kyle is like, she's like, um, Denise, since you weren't able to come with us to perform, we brought you some wines that we we drank and I was hoping Camille could be part of it

But not tonight oh And then they chose and I was like well that was a great season and then I was like oh this shows still going Okay, yeah, I know good lucky. Yes. I mean this I think the producers are like what the fuck are we gonna do? We can not just end like this like commutes mad about no one saying By the word daughter of an airport like seriously. We've got to do something. So Now we start like we we end like we started the season in silence with birds tweeting Yeah, donkeys brain and wind blowing through a villa rosa But we're not a villa r Rosa, we're at Kyle Groza.

And she's popping off a champagne, cool, and making mimosa's while her maid, not Rosio, sets an outdoor table. Yeah, she is basically having brunch. And so all the women come over, except obviously Camille and these Savannah pump. And they're sitting there having brunch and they're congratulating themselves on looking nice

and what they're wearing and their shoes. Oh my god, your shoes are like your shoes, etc Cos making him like a little mental checklist of like okay, oh green shoes. Okay, I'll get some of those Oh, I like Erica. Oh Erica you look like Mrs. Trawarty today. I want a jumpsuit without a Versace. Okay, got it And right now it's like and Renn is like, Honey, honey, honey, yeah, it's queen, honey. So who's the other blonde chick? It was Teddy. Yeah, I didn't even recognize Teddy.

So I've got a block. You know, like those floaters and your eye, I had one installed. It's like a special cataractical. It only comes on when Teddy comes in. Yeah, it's a Teddy filter. So they're all having little brunch and inevitably to read psych. Did you see her in Vegas that her

had her opening of a cocktail bar she was getting wheeled on a sled of some source. She was talking about Lisa Vanderpom, of course, of course. I have a Rimm is all mad. She's like, yeah, like oh she got like well it's Vegas. I mean how else you're supposed to arrive at an opening of something at Caesar's Palace? Of course, I get a wheelie ring on a little thing with guards, et cetera. And so it's little caesars. She had like shirtless, like little Caesar peep. I mean, these people are idiots. And you know what, you thirsty jealous bitches. It's six months later. And still all you can talk about is Lisa van her pump. Get lives, lives please cuz I'm so sick of watching you

By the way, I would love it if she really were at little Caesars and not Caesars palace Little Caesars, I'm like you're like you're like little pizza She's allowed let that man open his his mouth 180 degrees and swallow a pump teeny okay, it's a can dress like little Caesar Van der Pomp van der Pomp darling and swallow a pump tinia, okay? It's a can dress like little Caesar, Van der Pum Van der Pum darling. Van der Pum, green tea darling. So then we see footage of Lisa being brought into

her cocktail garden, and of course it's to do, because it's Vegas and they're making a whole big thing about it. I thought it was like, I did not think it was crazy, I thought it was funny. And then by the way, I feel like I wanna, I feel like I did not think it was crazy. I thought it was funny And then by the way, I feel like I want I feel like I'm not a stylist But I want I think it's time for a stylist to have an intervention with Pandy because here they are at this like big Seasors palace thing. It's all fun And I'm like who is that like older lady in a giant cloak and I was like that's Pandora

Pandora no more cloaks You are a beautiful young lady. Stay away from the cloaks. Too many cloaks and shawls. I am saying it right now. Let's your beauty shine. I think Pandora and Katie shop together. That's my theory. The cloaks are us. Yes. So then we see a clip of Camille in Vegas with Vanderpump. They're in their and Vanderpump's room. I'm assuming Vanderpump's trying to pack her stuff. But Camille's just sitting there struggling like, oh my God, I mean, the girls came right. They came for me brother after I lost my house

and then my assistant, et cetera, et cetera, I thought the way you thought, I mean, you don't get the dog when they're down. And Vanderpump is just trying to get around her to pack and she's like Oh, all right, all right, so where are we you lost Scott all right? We'll go back to that part so yeah That's God and the second you left the target was right here. I'm like, yeah, you see how it feels You know like when it happens to somebody else you're like whatever. It's fine

Yeah, but then when it happens to you, it's like the biggest thing in the world. And RannerPump gives zero shit. She's barely even shooting this scene. She's I'm trying to pack and say, that's why you should wear a crown and have the target on your back. I just thought it was bold for Camille to say you don't kick a dog when it's down. I mean, we all know you don't cook a dog when it's down. You take it to Shelley. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Shelley Tur won't kick it. She'll inject it with something. You don't say it while it's down. You put it down while it's down. You don't let the read have a dog when it's down. So Vanderpump's like, well, I'm sorry, but after all that bullshit with the women. I've immersed myself in this project with little Caesar Pizza, pizza

$5 hot and dreaded red bull gives you wings He's you wings! He's just doing slow guns. So she's like, I win, you know. So I've got my own restaurant in Las Vegas, Casino, and my picture is on billboards all over the Vegas lights. Okay, suck my dick. Yeah, and then to read it back at the luncheon, it's like, she just needs worship.

That's why people abandon her called it clean. I'm like, first of all, you guys were all battling to who could be your best friend for years and years okay so don't be mad okay cuz you were part of the problem. Second of all she sort of has been the queen on this show sorry. Third of all she was literally doing like Roman times cosplay so that's the reason why she was dressed in a toga it wasn't because of a queen complex which I mean admittedly she might have that but whatever I mean it's worth about Erica literally pays gaze to walk around saying Yas queen so please and she wore a tiara all a lassies and yeah, so please give me a break and cause like

Yeah, well, that's why she wears a crown and Denise is like I really out that as kiss a single And so when is that girls? I just kissed his English. And so when I said girls, I had something to share. I ran into Vanderpump and a parking garage on Bedford. And I was waiting for the car and I heard this, oh God! And I didn't say anything. I just started getting her car and she was fumbling in her purse for money because she just got a nail stun. And I said, you need some money. for money because she just got her nails done and I said you need some money

and it's like I was even willing to give her a few bucks I was willing to give her a few bucks after all the bullshit she said yeah what did Lisa van her pump do to you nothing yeah and like and so van her pump apparently said and if I did, I wouldn't take yours. Because she knows that if she takes Rina's money, Rina will be like, she took my money, and then she went off, she didn't even say thank you. God, it's like the second topic of the day. And here we are, it's Lisa Vanderpump again. Yeah, so Eric is like,

well, I just want you to know, I just want to know, why'd you have wet nails and 29 times, get some jails girl. I Mean that was that's that's the truest thing that's been said. Oh So then Kyle's like um well, I also ran into Lisa Vanderpump and even Marcus Which is why we're all here six months later having a brunch because I need to tell my name and Marcus story So there's some sort of resolution on this season. Um, so Lisa was shocked because she thought I was just like a normal fan,

but it's actually me, and then she saw me in my fedora and was like, and I was like, sorry. Um, so I said, I'm really sorry about how everything turned out, which is so Kyle, by the way, like I'm sorry how everything turned out. Like, how about you say you're sorry for going to her house and being a bitch to her? How about that? And not being a bitch. Yes, she goes, I'm sorry how it happened.

It didn't need to happen that way. And then Lisa said, well, you called me a liar. And I said, no, I didn't call you a liar. Those were your words. It's a Kyle. Oh, I should have said that. You think I'm lying.

And you said, yes, what do you think that is? Yeah. Yeah, Kyle. You also shut up in our house. I can't just just stand up, which is the biggest offense. What do you say? I said, again, I want to hear it. I said, you also showed up in disgusting fedora,

which is the biggest offense. That's scarlet fedora of copy, copy, copy, cat. Go, go swing on your pink swing, Kyle, and try and cuddle with your many animals in your gigantic backyard. Yeah So Kyle said because nothing's gonna change And Teddy's like I mean everyone is said I'm sorry except for one person. I'm like no one said it They're sorry. Where did that come from? Well Teddy Teddy did say she's sorry once she got caught three times

And she had the she got caught and had to apologize So yeah, you apologize Teddy after getting caught red handed three fucking times after your own lying text. And so Kass like, well, you know what? I don't see myself killing myself to fix it. Okay. I can't, first of all, bad choice of words for the season. And she's like, I can't do it anymore. I'm like, how you've done nothing but try to destroy every fucking season. And I cannot wait until this cast is on to you when you try to destroy Teddy next year. Yeah, because like, you know, I mean after that conversation, I just, I felt lighter. I mean, to be fair, I also like, shout out that a pasta made in the in the in the Parmesan wheel, finally. And she's like, well

when I talked to her, it felt like old times, but for her not to come around, has not left any or any door open for that. And I go, so she's just, well, when I talked to her, it felt like old times, but for her not to come around has not left any or any door open for that I'm like, oh, so she's just talking about TV, you know, so then I'm like, okay, and then they're like Still talking I'm like wait Why is why is this scene still going they stop talking about Lisa Vanderpum? Because not it like so Denise has the honeymoon style in the honeymoon stage. I'm like wait What why is why are we still here? Why are we still watching them?

They're just like eating cantaloupe. Why are we doing this? Yeah, I'm literally scrolling through these notes. Like, I'm not talking about any of this shit. Well, I will. That's because I took the effort as usual to write these. I don't know why I do it every single season. I'm like, here's what they said at the end of the season.

So with Denise, Denise ultimately moved out of Malibu and into a new place in Friendwood while her married life with Aaron is just the beginning she knows it's bound to have a happy ending Yeah, Teddy I'm in a mistake what it came to do read in a dog situation and going along with Lisa van Pum scheme was like Something I did because I was a stupid idiot like it wasn't like oh my god My god like it's Skin it was your scheme you crack head Teddy has remained busy since provolence. She's focused on her business and her family and staying accountable for more scheduled nights with Stink accountable to charging overweight people to eat 600 calories a day and take pictures of it to prove it to you

Get alive you scam artist So then Rinda's like I'm getting graduated That's it And she goes well, I call people on their BS big time, but I'm a good friend for those in need I like this Rina Like you're a friend of those in need you brought them some QVC clothes when their houses burned down The Christ sake so Lisa's daughter Amelia is off to college in the fall and as an empty nester She has plenty of time to spend with her husband Harry, but she still refuses to go camping with him

to spend with her husband Harry, but she still refuses to go camping with him. Gamping joke? Oh, baby, how are you camping joke? Harry. Erica loves her friends, but she's still taking picks of handwritten notes, just in case. I was like, oh really? It's your sending your taking pictures of every three word, the heartless note that you sent. That's good to know. I love that that's Erica's big burn for the season. She took a picture of herself. Sorry, your brother died sincerely. From the desk. From the desk of Erica Girardi. Oh, but I can't. Try the bike. We look heartless. So then Dorit's business is better than ever

with the Camille and the LVP as top sellers. She and PK are still looking to buy their dream home. No dogs allowed. And Sino right by Kyle. The real housewives of Insino, can we just get a new Beverly Hills cast here? I know. The only one who lives in Beverly Hills now is who?

Rina? There's, I don't know where Rina lives. She lives in Beverly Hills, but I think that's the only one left that does. Where is Teddy lives? Teddy lives in... Teddy lives, I think Teddy might live in Beverly Hills too. Oh God, but okay, nevermind.

Don't read, let's not Jerry Man to this show. I take it back. Yeah, sure man. So then Kyle's like, you know, I don't have any enemies and I don't wanna feel like I have an enemy. I just don't wanna have bad feelings about someone I care about, which is so classic Kyle. She like spurs on a situation.

She instigates a situation and then she just is like, oh, I just, I'm the good one. I'm like a nice girl. I don't wanna have enemies. I don't wanna bad feelings. I'm like, and then Lisa, yeah. And then Lisa is just walking around her gorgeous backyard with her gorgeous view at sunset, drinking the biggest cup of tea I've ever seen.

Yeah. And they're like, well, Lisa has many crowns, but she really just wants to spend time with her dogs in the band that dresses just like her dogs. I got, I felt a little sad though, watching Lisa, like, knowing that this was basically her swan song or her... Hanky, banky song! Just like, I was like, man, this is it, this is the end of the Lisa era. I mean, maybe she'll come back. It sucks that this is how they got her out, and I'm mad at Lisa Vanderpump for letting this be the way that they got her out. It's so stupid, it's such a dumb little thing, I wish she'd shown up and fight for it fought for herself

Um, and it sucks. It sucks being on someone's team when they just lay down. Yeah, it really does suck I don't know. I love Lisa and I'm even though I'm you know He's not as amazing as she was back in the day, but like I don't know I was like man now we're stuck with all these ladies So um, so now meanwhile so Lisa is drinking tea by herself and the girls are all toasting to each other, you know, doing a victory lap or what they think is a victory lap. And Kyle's like applauding herself saying how she was, you know, she was so afraid to be honest and speak her truth at Lisa's, but ultimately it felt like it was the right thing and in that moment I really grew as a person

You're an awful human being Kyle Richards. You're a terrible terrible skanky human being and nobody is falling for your bullshit Any of you, okay karma? I cannot wait the good thing about having a shit season like this where everyone is a jerk Is that karma always comes back on these shows and I cannot wait to get you guys to see you guys chewed up and spit out Yeah, it's almost like when Kyle says everything you do don't say I have to say I get to so like I get to see Karma turn around and get Kyle next season. Yeah, I get to wake up and be rich. I get tears shut up Kyle and Dorek goes the future Kyle and Derea goes the future is all like populate Mars what happened God who are you going to get a phony loan from to pay for that. Yeah, and

then Kyle's last thing is Kyle's anxiety has been down since her daughter Sophia returned home for the summer and months ago Kyle bought Lisa a birthday present but hasn't found a chance to give it to her yet which is so passive aggressive. That is the Pat most passive aggressive thing to do. Well, I got her a birthday present but hasn't found a chance to give it to her yet which is so passive aggressive. That is the most passive aggressive thing to do. Well I got her birthday present

but she just won't receive it yet. Shut up Kyle. Oh I'm so glad it's over. It's not over though because we still got a month of festivist reunion. So it's reunion time on this show which means we're going to get to talk about Lucy Lucy Apple GC for another 13,000 hours on this show everybody. Let's hear us hoping that Camille can save the day with these reunions. Like I hope it's just like two episodes of Camille barking at everyone. That's what I want. What her tweet after the reunion was like,

I guess I'm glad I should have somebody to beat up. I should not have gone. Yes, they turned it all on Camille. You're doing you're you're you're saving us Camille. We need you. on the was of New York this week. It's on Crappens on demand over at Patreon. We're gonna have new shirt set by the end of tomorrow. Also our live show tickets get your tickets for Atlanta pre-sale today and come see us everybody find all the ticket links at Watch With Crappens.com. Yeah, we'll see everyone. Talk to you later. Talk to you later. Bye. I'm sorry, I'm late. Bye. Bye. at 1dry.com slash survey.