Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: A Not So Silent Auction

Episode Date: July 16, 2020

This episode also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Kyle throws yet another party on this week's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and this time Camille, Brandy, Kim, Eileen and Adrienne are along for the ride. Will Rinna show Camille some charity? For this week's premium bonus about Zac Efron's new Netflix show Down to Earth and our video recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. **New merch! We designed lots of new face masks for Bravo lovers available at crappensmerch.com A portion of sales go to MedShare! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Oh, Kyle Fitchett. 20, started, broke, a party. It's nuts. Absolutely crazy, okay? Let's just recap, real housewives of Beverly Hills, but you use New York voices the entire time. Kyle was like wow wow to me's wow You're an asshole on Twitter, okay? Some say right? I don't want to be right now, but on Twitter you're an asshole Sorry, okay, sorry

Would you believe it curls? I just donated $25,000. Me, Chris Jenner. So this is a very special episode of Beverly Hills, because it's the return of some OGs. Also known as Kyle Richards' latest passive aggressive attempt to highlight the fact that Lisa Vanderpump is no longer with these women. I'm surprised Carlton wasn't at this party. I'm surprised Joyce wasn't at the party. I'm surprised Catherine wasn't there. I mean, the list could go on.

No, those are a bunch of also rants. Those are a bunch of also rants. These are like real OGs. I mean, I mean, I lean on OG, but she was there for about three years. You beast two seasons. Two. What about Yolanda? Yolanda's sort of OG-ish. What about Taylor? Taylor is actually OG.

That's true, but Taylor's a damn mess. And nobody's gonna let Taylor around. I just, I don't, it's probably, I think the last time we saw Taylor was at a Vanderpump party, right? Then Lisa Vanderpump and Vitality or something and Taylor was like, I don't know. Like, how many of her?

She came right for somebody. Wasn't Lisa Rinno, she came for, she's like, well, when I heard about that bitch saying, what a loud war. Okay, so we start this with Kyle arriving somewhere in her stupid, little stupid red car her stupid little stupid red car Stupid stupid red car. It's like it made me so mad of course she would show up in a tiny little red convertible sports car Sort of like reminiscent of you know that print song which I'm suddenly forgetting

Little red car that yeah, wait a room princess legacy Kyle of course she would do that She's like oh my god, I got a little red Corvette even though yes, it was not a Corvette. Yeah, wait a room. Prince's legacy Kyle. Of course you would do that She's like, oh my god, I got a little red Corvette even though yes, it was not a Corvette But you probably thought it was a Corvette in fact she's like, oh my god guys. I got a little red Corvette Just like Prince like Kyle It's not a Corvette Yeah, I'm creating a narrative and I'm saying it's I'm creating a narrative for myself But I really like and she shows up in this little Santa Fe sweater which is like up in this little Santa Fe sweater, which is like, hippie, peaceful, and then heard like really expensive.

Corvette, I don't know. Kyle's a conundrum, okay? She's also wearing a big stupid hat, okay? Kyle sucks. Yeah, I actually liked the sweater, and then I got mad that she was wearing something that I liked. I was like, fuck you, Kyle. Why are you wearing something that I enjoy?

Don't really wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't really wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't really wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't really wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't really wear a Santa Fe shirt. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away.

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Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Don't throw me away. Hey, everyone. Did you know that Halloween was canceled and well, it was postponed until 2021? It was supposed to come out in October of it now. It's gonna come out next October. Whoa. And people are like, Ah, karma, karma, karma to Kyle, karma to Kyle. But no, this just means that next season, now we get to hear Kyle talk about Halloween again. She's probably gonna get bangs for the fucking Halloween premiere, and we're just gonna be stopping. She's gonna have to keep, she's gonna have to stay in her bangs, just in case they call her in for reshoots. That's gonna be her excuse. Yeah.

So she shows up at what we find out is Camille's new house and Camille's like, Hi, welcome to my home, welcome Kyle. And Kyle just stands at the door with these humongous sunglasses just staring at her like This is an apology meeting you made me drive an hour and a half for so yeah, she just visited producers that the producers arranged this you know So so basically it's like very cold and of course Kimber is there Kimber is just everywhere at all times if Camille is there a Kimber is Somewhere nearby and so Kimber is there. Kimber is just everywhere at all times. If Camille is there, Kimber is somewhere nearby.

So Kimber is there just like, yeah, she is the new DD. She's just like arranging brooms in the corner or something. Just Kimber. Mm-hmm. Dumbu. Sorry, I stopped in the middle of your drink and I saw you drinking. I was like, you were just gonna go to town on Kimber. I was like, can't wait to hear it. I thought Kimber arranging broomsber. I was like, can't wait to hear it. I thought Kimber, ranging rooms in the corner, was like more than enough.

No, it's like you go off personally. I don't go off on people who do things like get you water or clean. Like those people are saying this to me. No, I'm not going off on her. I'm just amazed by, I was amazed by how truly servile Kimber was in this episode. Because we know that she's like,

Camille's best friend, but in this episode she was actually acting like a bartender in Camille's house. Like, yeah, she's her friend. I employ, that's the only kind of friend Camille has. Camille doesn't have friends that she's like, do you wanna have lunch? She has friends that she's like,

you wanna make lunch? Like make it, right now, make it much. Yacht. So it was great to see Camille again and her craziness. And once again, she needs other people to do her sentences for her, because Kyle is like, oh, so this is the master. Okay, master master. Oh, it's a master.

Okay, oh, it's nice, big open layout. It'll be very beautiful. Open the beach. Wow, okay. Yeah, all right, there's such expensive and small size ceilings. They're sad. Oh, I tore out the ceiling. It's like fucking Camille. Of course Camille goes into a new house and she's like,

guess what? I don't like that ceiling. Get rid of it. I hate ceilings. Yeah, well, she is a ground breaker. So, Camille is like, yeah, David and I have definitely been living up out here And I just love looking at the seals are just there and I'm like how many hours has Camille dedicated to just sitting in a window Staring at seals just like blank face trying to bring her a glass of water, you know, come on seal I love seeing seals they remind me of Kelsey, but I don't have to shave their backs three times today So that's good. Kemper will get you some water, Kemper.

Apparently if you stare long enough, you'll get a kiss from a rose. So, Kyle's like, I haven't spoken. Okay, Camille has one eye that's Botox closed, and Kyle also has one eye that's Botox closed. And before anybody comes after me with this fake disease that Kyle has It gives her one half closed eyes cut that shit out because that shit happened a long time ago And it's called Botox a cat and if you want to hear it in my call wait I didn't even know about this I know Brandi had a thing that happened with Botox where she now like can't move half her face

But what happened with Kyle on her? It's just she has Botox eye when you get too many too much Botox You get the veins that pop out right here and then down the center of your forehead and then she like you do it too much. And I think they miss aim or something or I don't know that's just poison. Okay, like paralyzed her eyes. Anyway, last year she had something where she was like, Oh, the reason I have one of my eyes is half closed. And it's because of some horrible disease. Everybody on Twitter stopped being mean to me and I was like, this has been since season one. Do you need me to rewind? Okay. Michael Myers did it. Michael Myers gave her a

disease. Well, that said, I approve of Botox. It's just calm it down, you know, when you're getting to the point where one of your eyes is constantly fluttered closed, like Camille and Kyle is time to stop. Okay. You need depth perception, guys. No, Kyle's eye was fluttering because she realized that Camille's house was prettier and had beachside view and had seals and though jealousy was just coursing through her, you know, nervous system. So they're gonna catch up. She's like, I haven't spoken to Camille in months since she basically alienated every single person that we know Oh

Was that when she reacted because you guys went to her wedding and then shit talked to her the entire time and and then got mad at her Because she gave a polite interview in people magazine. Is that what happened when she eliminated you guys? That's what happened. Thank you. I forgot that that's what it was that Kyle gave an interview and people magazine And said she still does least advanced her pump. Yeah Camille Kyle gave an interview and people magazine and said she still a Least a van der prom. Yeah, Camille did. Yeah, and everybody got mad that she went to the press and said that she's still like Vanderprame just cast. Yeah, it was just so and then they got so mad and man like well Camille, why would you be so fake? Why would you be so fake? And then they wanted to confront her but then her house burned down and they had to wait and Anyway, remember we did it a little bit they waited a little bit and then they did anyway, remember? Really did it the rest of the time. We did a little bit.

They waited a little bit. And then they ambushed her. And she's like, oh, it's been so hard to go to a flea market and buy myself a rag to sleep in. And I don't know. It's been hard. What's on your mind, ladies? What's on your mind?

They're like, well, you're too faced. And we didn't like your interview in People Magazine. Yeah. I'm just like, but I had to go to a thrift store for a jacket. A thrift store for a jacket, guys. We see clips of that reunion where she's like, I can't say one nice thing about this offender, but I'll put that the witches of Easter egg over there. That was so good.

Camille was so good. Coming to me. Yeah. Camille was my champion. They're my crazy, crazy champion, my crazy, disrobing champion on that reunion. So Camille, apparently Camille reached out to Kyle the day before. And we see like a flashback of Kyle and her bangs are like, have never been more intense than in this flashback.

It's like the Winter Garden theater. Like the curtain was just down. I was like waiting for an overture to please rise them up out of her forehead. Oh, it's that theater, the Winter Garden, that sad cat theater. Girl. I was, she basically has a tire on her forehead and I'm just waiting for it to like the smoke to rise from under it and like her bangs to go off into, into bang heaven. She's the tire that Grisabella stands on. She is. And then she gets mad at Grisabella.

And then she wants to be Grisabella, but then becoming Grisabella there's no more tire. So she has to go up to the roof. She tells everybody that Grisabella is just a good for nothing alcoholic, so she can try to be Grisabella. And then she turns on Mr. Mustafa Lee's. Yeah.

So let's see here. So that's not what I do to Ronamy. Oh, do to Ronamy. Um, so yeah, we see this clip of Kyle looking at the phone. She's getting a call from Camille and she's like, Oh, I mean, I'm Jesus. Like no one cares Kyle. Okay, Maurizio's standing there like,

oh, the waist don't have to stand here. Can I leave now? No, we'll stand right there. Hey Kyle, I put some cheese whiz in the pool light. Is that okay? I'm sure it won't be a problem later, right Kyle? So she tells us that she's a little taken aback. Oh no, she tells Camille. She's like, you know, I'm a little taken aback to hear from you Camille

But I'd like to hear what you have to say. So okay, drive 10 hours and we'll talk about a guy I've never seen you have to see it So Camille speak me I was like I just want to know because I want to know what's going on because I haven't been around So Camille, I just want to know, because I want to know what's going on, because I haven't been around. So then Kyle takes like a very dramatic sip of water to be like, hmm, I'm angry, I'm Kyle, which is an angry, I'm the queen bee of this show now. And so Camille is like, I just want to say thank you so much, I want to say thank you for having it, you know, because you know, both of us have things that we want to get up our chest.

And I mean, I don't know, the things that I want to get off my chest, I wish I knew how to articulate them. Maybe you could say them for me. They'll probably help a little bit with some of my mind. Well, Kyle starts and she's like, well, starts and she's just like, oh, sorry, sorry. Well, Kyle's like, well, we're just going to get right into it. And Neil does this thing instead of repeating words,

she just goes, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Which is my favorite thing that anybody does and she does it's a soul time that Kyle is talking so Kyle's like well if we're just gonna get right into it. I just don't know where this anger comes from. Kyle. Kyle. Camila is sitting there like she's in a celestial seasonings commercial you know.

She's got like her like leg up. I feel like her leg is up. She's taking a sun like and she's just like Yeah, so great to share these things Well those tweets. I mean every time so much we something being her tweets guy out tweets Yeah, and it's like if they say rude things and you retweet them and then do you say rude thing? I don't know if you say, you think, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah fair, you know, like big ruffled sleeves, denim ruffled sleeves. And she's like,

It was like giant daffodils. Yeah, she's like, I was so angry with you girls and she's like, and the tweet about Denise, how dare you come for Denise. It's like Kyle, you're trying to ruin Denise's fucking life at the moment. I know. Yeah, Kyle's like, no, I just was confused by that. It just like made me not trust the things that came out of your mouth. Like I'm all about honesty these days.

I'm like, oh, yes, Kyle, the beacon of honesty, the most two-faced person on this show. And we see the truth that came out. That's fair. That's fair. Well, country fair. I mean, I got the sleeve. Is that my country fair right now? We see the tweet pop up on the screen.

And it's, I was nice to Denise. She was a sloppy drunk part of the time. Ooh. Kyle, you said that about your own sister on camera, okay? Yeah. What's the problem here? Yeah. And so Kyle's like, I mean, you just say one thing to one person and someone thinks to someone else, and he's like, and you've never done that. It's like, exactly. Because exhibit A, every season of Real Housewives.

Yeah. So Klaus, I pretty much stick to how I feel, and that's what friends do. Are the lights turning on and off in here? No, it's your eye, Kyle. Just put one hand over your eye. It feels better. Oh, you're right. Do you ever wonder what it would look like if a seal got bangs just to get out loud? Yes, because one time I gave them to Kelsey when he was doing a,

he was doing research on a roll with bangs. Turns out he had a seal as a fly attendant. They got married. Are, are, am I right? So she's like, well, I did feel like I was, I was on the attack, like who's going to take their turn to go next to Camille I mean sometimes Kyle enough is enough Kyle. I just lost my house. There's only so much one per Thrift store jacket Kyle I

Had to deal with common people and they're left over clothing. It wasn't right. It wasn't right. And she tells us, I feel like they were those witches in that play Macbeth stirring their cold grin and saying, weird, gather on this and our common enemy is come you. You know that play, you know that play, you know that Macbeth play. What's a called again? What's a called Kimbers, Kimber loves it. She says it's the most romantic

thing she's ever seen. And she just keeps stirring like her interviews over and she just keeps stirring. Is anyone impressed that Camille brought in a Shakespearean reference and it was like some way so accurate like that was a little So I think he did he did he did Kelsey doing oh he even if he didn't do it He probably walked around reciting monologues probably I kind of imagined him on like a Saturday morning walking around In his underwear say you know like Bubble bubble toilet and trouble around the kitchen you're like okay Kelsey we got

a urn actor. Toys and toils and bubbles. Yeah Kelsey grammar did Macbeth in year 2000 okay Macbeth will close just after 10 days on Broadway oops he'll received Broadway revival of Shakespeare's Macbeth starring Kelsey grammar to close after 13 performances. Well they they cast a seal Shakespeare's Macbeth starring Kelsey Grammar to close after 13 performances. Well, they cast a seal as Lady Macbeth, it just wasn't gonna work. Well, that explains why Camille's bringing it up. We also cast my old tense instructor Nick as Duncan. So, there were a lot of problems from the outset.

You know that old play, Kelsey's greatest failure in life. You know that one? It's's greatest failure in life. You know that one? Just a quote from it. Remember when Kimber played Ben Volio? I'm not even sure if Ben Volio was in that. I just liked a big cast. I liked the idea of like Kelsey and Camille doing a production of Macbeth starring all their friends

and animals nearby. So Camille is like, well, you know, because she's the Ramona of the show with the Apologies. She's like, well, I just want to say Kyle, I'm putting both my country, my country bumpkins on your knee right now. About those mean tweets, I was very upset, but that's no excuse, Kyle.

It's not an excuse. And Kyle's like, oh well, thanks. We've been down this road before. We can get through it again. How can I get a place to embarrass you in on television in front of the entire, I mean, get you back together with the rest of the group. I'll be back.

Yeah, how do I do that? Are you willing to go after Denise by any chance? Because I think we'd all appreciate that. That you could do us a solid. And I like that Kyle goes, you know, you and I don't hold onto things. I mean, I don't think. I know I don't.

I know I don't. Sure Kyle, absolutely not. I'm sure all those times you brought up like the list of things that Lisa Vanderbump did wrong to you. That was just, that was just for fun. You weren't really holding onto anything. And I'm sure you and Kim, years and years, that's all water under the bridge, you know the stuff with the house and her acting

Acting career doing being so much more successful than yours. This is you don't hold on to anything So she's like, you know, I genuinely care for Camille I mean if she wants to fix things she's gonna have to do some work though and Camille's just like She does this like, Chase, like, look to the side. I just love Camille. I miss Camille's posing and her terrible acting. I've missed it. Yeah, she should be, I love her. Oh, you're never gonna survive unless you get a little crazy. That's a song by Seal. Thank you. He's right there. Mick Beth sing that. It's from the show Mick Beth. I don't know if you heard that at the witch's sing that song. It's wonderful.

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So now let's go to Santa Monica because we're only shooting scenes for people have to drive a really long way to get there. Okay? This is not close. Yeah, pretty much. Rinna now Rinna is the one who has to drive like two hours to go to a scene. So they're at the penthouse, which is a very, very tall elevator. And Denise is there. And I love Denise's version of Bingo Diva. It always cracks me up. She's like,

do you have great fruit? Do you have fresh juice? You got great fruit juice. Is it Ruby red? Is it really all taken out? Ruby red. It's also the name of the hooker that I've fed on Thanksgiving, Ruby read. So just fun memories all around. And so Rinna comes and joins and they're going to order fries. And just like, you have fries. He's like, yeah, we do skinny fries or we do truffle fries. He's, oh, well, I think I better do the skinny fries.

I was like, I had this weird feeling that she thought that meant that they were like diet fries, and not just skinny shit. Well it is bad branding because that is what they call skinny things. You know skinny girl. Look skinny girl. I know it's skinny fried fried. Cheetah fry.

Cheetah fry. Cheetah fry. Cheetah fry. And I like that Rina knows that she's in for a serious version. She's like, how are you? Instead of how are you? How are you? Yeah, where she's sort of leaning forward in her hands just always seem to be like up sort of class or near her chin at all times. And she's just off. Yeah, I'm not sure if she had a jacket around her shoulders, but she was giving jacket on her shoulders

energy, you know? Yeah, like just not the entire the entire time. So it looks like she's energy, you know? Yeah, like I'm serious. She just nods the entire time. So it looks like she's agreeing with you even though she's calling you as stupid bitch. Yeah. So Denise is like, you know what? It hurt my feelings when you called me a hippocrytin front of everyone. So we're going back to Santa Barbara here.

Now, I have to say, I've been on Denise's side about all of this. I've been like, ladies, she just said, please, she basically said, don't talk about this in front of the kids. They did it anyway. And then she was like, well, it really, then it turns out Mike had heard it and it annoyed me. So, and then they're like, sorry. And then she's like, it's fine. I just won't bring you guys around my kids anymore. And they turned into a whole thing. But that being said, I still don't think that what Rina said to Denise is like worthy of Denise being like, oh, wow, no, I know where I stand.

I got like, I got throughout this whole friendship. I thought Denise, I think that Rina is, I think Rina is confused and was like, why is it that you can talk about happy endings? They feel sort of hypocritical, you know? I don't think it's, I can't just see how much Denise is annoyed, but I think Denise is now starting to veer into being a little older. Because here's why she's annoyed. Because she said her piece, I don't like you to talk about it in front of my kids.

They continue to do it. Then they continue to hand on it. Then she said it's over. It's fine. Then everywhere she goes, they all attack her in a big group about it. And Lisa Rin is supposed to be her friend. And she's like leading everybody on and getting everybody on that side. True. And calling her a hypocrite and a liar and

Like slutshaming her and doing all this other shit, so I say okay, I still team Denise fuck these girls No, no, no, you convinced me you convinced me see we can we can we can I No, I knew it be an easy case, but I was starting to be like why is she doing this? But the truth is that Garsell has actually been a better friend to me during this season than Rina has been a little bit. Mainly, yes. So anyway, it's a nice surprise. So Rina is like, but where's the line? We're still dying that we can be ourselves and talk to you and be open. And she's like, I'm very open. It's just like, I don't line with my kids. There's an adult life, my life, Dilda life, you know, happy ending, they're all different lives.

All right, she goes, of course, of course. I mean, you've been very honest with everyone about how big your husband's penis is, Denise. And she's like, yeah, but not with my kids. And she's like, okay, but. But that being said, if you would never said anything to anyone else and kept it between you and your daughter, none of this would be happening, Denise. Like, Rin, didn't you just tell it like, aren't you like trying to get her to be open and now you're shaming her for sharing with you?

Isn't that like the whole, that's like the whole basis is like that she doesn't share. And now she's like, well, since you're sharing with us, you've caused this problem. I guess, you know what I think I know what it is that's annoying me a little bit about Denise right now, is she is, like when she's like, I'm not annoyed, I'm not annoyed, I'm not, I don't care, I don't care, I'm like, well, obviously you do, Denise, okay. So like that is where I'm trying to get annoyed with Denise. I think that I was misplacing my annoyance with Denise

and that's what it is, because like they have stormed out to two, from two things just a five-lead or not but they have and then she acts like she hasn't I'm like okay Denise. Yeah or her excuses where she's like there's paparazzi or like she has a little bit of bullshit on her side too you know even though I'm agree with her on the macro level. Yeah I know she does so Rina is like well listen I just need you to take some kind of responsibility to these Admitting you used your children and brought the kids into it

So she's like, you know, if the Tini's I know she's open. She's honest. I mean who am I I am who I am take her leave it baby And I hope the sudden she's offended about some three some conversation and she's using her kids as the course of it It's like I don't know what that means, but Yeah, I don't feel like she's like using her kids I think that she I think Denise was generally annoyed with the women and she told them to stop it in stop And she's like well now look what happened that's basically what she's saying She now look what happened and I'm not gonna bring you around the kids And but then when Rina's basically like you know, it's funny because you seem to be such an

open person, open book. So the fact that you're really annoyed by this doesn't seem to like ring true with who I know. And then he's like, no, no, it doesn't bother me. It doesn't bother me. And that's where it's like, no, that he's you're clearly bought. You're like, look at your face right now. You have a frown on. You are clearly bothered, you know. And she's like, well, if I was pissed, I'd say something. You know, if you know me, you know that. She's like, so, yeah. So that's why I'm like, what's going on? Because your energy is not matching what you're saying, okay? Feel like you're very hostile and angry about this. And I felt it on Saturday night. I mean, why aren't

you being honest with Kyle? And you're saying, I don't like you, Kyle. She's like, but I do like Kyle. She's like, are you kidding me? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then we have my favorite type of montage of Denise just like talking shit about Kyle. I am a little upset that Denise did walk that back a little bit in the scene. I'm like Denise, I need you to say, okay fine, I don't like Kyle.

I really need that from you right now. But they also took that car conversation and cut it all together and made it look like it was all these different days when it was that one conversation where she's pissed at Kyle. I should talk people all the time. Do I have to walk up to them every time I'm annoyed and go, I don't like you.

Yeah, that's true too. Come on, Rina. And especially Rina, who every time I'm annoyed and go, I don't like you. Yeah, that's true too. You know, come on, Rina. And especially Rina, who every time she's caught doing anything is like, what? I don't remember that. I don't know. I'm seeing that. So Rina's like, you know what?

These girls can be rough. And I'm one of them. But they don't usually just come at someone. Something I have to have been said, you know, to create that 30 seconds So basically now she's gaslighting Yeah, I would just kind of room it is a queen of just going for people in two seconds when she's in the mood like hey I have a question to read where people doing Comkin your bathroom like that came out of nowhere that

Well, it's funny because she's gaslighting Denise and he at the same time Aaron has been a dick So it's kind of like yes, he was a dick, but she's also making it seem I don't know It's kind of a weird thing. I'm like I kind of don't even know he was a dick at that party for sure when he's like Oh, can you even look at yourself in the mirror like you, sometimes it's better to just like he was a total fucking asshole. But at this party, he just stood there while Denise went to the bathroom and they kept saying we're gonna wait for Denise and they came for him at that. Yeah, I mean, he still is condescending because I actually, I liked the way Erica broached it. She was like, you kind of let us have it there. She's being, she was basically saying like, that wasn wasn't cool but she's saying action a very friendly

tone I thought her tone was pitch perfect and he was still just like a dick but admittedly they could have also not talked about Erica did not have to bring it up at that moment yeah cuz that's what they do you know they bring it up and then he responds and it's like oh what are you gonna hit me what are you gonna hit me now what are you big talk guy you then he responds and it's like, oh, what are you gonna hit me? What are you gonna happen now? What are you big talk? Are you gonna abuse a woman? It's like, oh, okay, I'm sure he was gonna punch you. I can crazy well, he was still, but he is still an asshole, but right now, so it's all, it's like this mishmash of craziness going on.

I can't believe this stupid show has us talking this long about this shit. Honestly, I can't believe about it. So 31 minutes in and we're like, wait a second. We need more of the ambiguities. So Denise is like, listen, I just didn't want to be there, but you know, there's the paparazzi, big pharma, there was those clowns. I didn't want to be there as sons of aunt any longer.

And Rina makes the point to us that, you know, she knows that Denise has gone through hell with Charlie, but you that, you know, she knows that Denise has gone through hell with Charlie, but, you know, you know, your kids watch television and you saw you talking about Aaron having a happy ending. So what's the big deal, you know, and she says that she thinks Denise is using the show to, and, you know, this is breaking the fourth wall where she's like, yeah, Denise may be using the show to change her image from last season, but guess what? This show is about showing how we feel, the good, the bad, and the ugly. It's also about molding your image and your brand and everything else. And who are you?

Get out of here, Whit. This show is just about sharing your feelings, sharing your feelings. She should not have shared about her kids. She should have never shared about her kids, but it's about sharing who you are and being honest but Denise you you you were too open and honest about your kids why did you do that not on this show because it's just about being open like what so she's like well what we go from here because I think you need to look at it as a lesson learned and Denise is like oh I learned a lesson that's I learned big lesson big huge lesson which is that big pharma loves a boutique sale. Okay, that's what I learned at Sutton's.

Stay away from boutiques, big pharma goes. And she's like, yeah, my lesson learned is I know where I stand with Elise Arena and I can't trust her. So then it's awkward, awkward ending. So then Kyle is setting up her party in her terrible line of fashion. And Glam's back. Yay, Glam, we were worried because there were a few parties without Glam. But Glam has returned.

He's safely on a couch and they're putting together, this is gonna be a big, big, big party. Doorbell is ringing. Who's that, my door? Well, I guess we'll find out in the future but um the so it's big party and of course Kyle is stressing because if she doesn't stress about parties she has to face the emptiness of her life so she's like worrying around like what is this gonna be ready home well what about the chandelier

oh my god a tent oh my god gravity what what happens if we stop having gravity we're all gonna fall against the ceiling of the tent what happens? Glenn What is that is that supposed to be the dance for it so small? He's like that's the stage Oh People supposed to get up to the stage upstairs up to the stage There is nothing else Stop pretending that you do anything okay? You call a bunch of people to do shit

And then you run down here 10 minutes before the party and and get everybody. Get the fuck upstairs and take care of those bangs. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I was like, I couldn't sleep last night. I couldn't sleep last night. Why? Because you realize you invested a lot of money into a shitty, shitty fashion line? Why?

So, then they put out the stage and basically it's her foyer. It's just a giant black and white checkerboard. Which seems more appropriate for Dan's floor than for her foyer. But anyway, so then Doreet shows up and Doreet is there and Feyreznik and you know, life is good. Talking about the McBeth, which is there they are. Yeah, and she's like, well, there's a lot of weird situations coming up. For example, Camille's coming and we're like, we're I knew it was far season, but I didn't know the snakes were coming out as well. It's a good one to read.

Sing, guys. Sing. Sing. Sing. Sing a sing. Ah, guys. Zingha, do Zingha. My new restaurant.

Sing. Sing her to Zingha does Zingha my new restaurant Zingha does Zingha Girls like she really wants to make it right okay, and then we get a clip of Camille telling Kyle You know I really don't like what I said about her. What's your name? Doreet that one. I mean I haven't really like what I said about that I mean I haven't really liked what I said about that So Dorita's basically closed the door to any friendship with Camille. She's bit too many lines have been crossed There's no future and by that she means Camille telling her that she knows she's a scam artist and she knows someone that her family has scammed

Dorita's kind of person to get mad when she gets to check at the end of dinner. Like, how dare you try to send me private notes? Well, I'm trying to eat. I'm out of here! We actually, they didn't show us the full scene of Doreet finding out that Camille was coming. We actually, though, do have audio that was leaked to us about Doreet discovering that that Camille's gonna be at the party. Are you ready to hear it? Yeah. The lady! RAAAAAAA! You don't like that. Oh, you...

RAAAAAAA! For those of you who couldn't hear it on the video. So she's like, you know, so the auction atoms, it's gonna be silent. Let's have some. Come here. I did not with Zingatab. Snake season came here. Because like, yeah, you know, no one has ever hooked me up like Doreet. And then we see a clip of all the things Doreet got for free.

I mean, Kyle's usually the queen on this show of getting shit for free, but Doreet got everything for the silent auctions. She's really good. I feel like the moment Kyle got those bangs, people stopped giving her things like, mm, sorry, we can't give you that ski trip this year. Sorry. I can't be the only person shocked that Doreet is the one who found out to get,

who found out how to get the most free shit on this show. So, um, uh, yeah, so then Kyle's like, I wonder if Denise is gonna come. You guys maybe wanna talk some shit about her at all? Maybe? You guys wanna do that? Cause I'm all about honesty. I'm not too face at all, but like, maybe we can talk some shit. So Deread's basically, um, like, they're basically talking about how Denise is always running away and she just won't deal with anything, you know, and Kyle's like, yeah, she's really avoiding confrontation. I'm like, or maybe she's just like sick of talking about this because you accused her of being of mommy shaming. And it's just so ridiculous that she has just

bigger fish and bigger dicks to fry. This was last season two with Vanderpump. Why do you keep running or the season before with her? Why do you always run away? Because you won't shut up, okay? You won't shut up. And you put tape on your mouth or walk away. My god.

Honestly, if I saw Kyle Richards in her bangs dressed fully like an old timing clown, which is basically what her fashion line looks like. I too would just walk away, just on principle. Yeah. So now we're in Marvista. Grystal has a meeting with her producing partner, Lisa. And they're going to talk about her new script that they've found a writer director for,

or a director for what she says. Yeah, so basically, yeah, they're meeting with this director to hear her take. This director's trying to get a job. So they all sit down and the director, this poor woman, I don't know what direction she was given for this meeting, but it clearly was not what Garsell wanted or anyone. So this woman sits down with her laptop and she's already like a little uncomfortable because this is being filmed.

And she's like, she's like, okay, I guess I'll take, I'll tell you my take on the story and how I reformulated it. And the music just goes, that's the old reformulations. So she's been given a script, okay? So she gets, she's like, here's what I did to it. Okay, it still got people named Christian and Lorraine, okay?

And Susie. But in this one, Susie. But in this one, Christian's an ax murderer and Lorraine's a hooker and Christian loves cars and axes, but Lorraine likes bowling and hooking so the end of Christel's house. Susie's making angel food cake but it's not just any angel food cake and we're just getting this montage and that's when Lorraine says I want to have a threesome with Susie and then so next a go-kart

pulls up and out comes Christian and he's angry. He left his cookies at the store. And Grasel's like, um, that's not our script. So I'm not really sure what that was about. It's like, well, you know, just it's my take. It's like, uh, is it too different? It was such a hot, by the way, this is every Hollywood meeting. If anyone ever wants to come to Hollywood and get involved in the industry, prepare to have meetings like this. When you've probably been told by the producers, we really like to script, but what we need is we sort of need a page one rewrite, so could you do that and then you'll pitch it, but they don't tell it ourselves. That's what you're doing, so Garsell is like, I mean, I love the story, but I feel like

it's a further from the script a lot and that's an issue for me. And she's like, you know, I'd, I used to never argue with anybody. I mean, in acting class when I had to be upset, I couldn't even do it. I had to learn how to use the powers. But now that I've learned to use my voice, I just, you can't shut me up. Which was funny that they were trying to turn this scene into some sort of like garcel impairment scene of her like politely rejecting this woman. I kind of feel like if she had learned her, if she really had her voice she would say,

this is shit, get out of here. Yeah, I gave you a script and you rewrote the whole fucking thing that's not what we asked you to do. Get out idiot! By the way I think Lena's story sounds amazing. There was like a threesome, there was murder, there was all stuff. I want to hear, I want to see Lena's story. It's just wild things. She's like, you do know what it means, right?

It's so cool. Well, I tried to pitch it to Denise, but she just left the room. That's what she taught. Am I right, director? Am I right? So Kyle is at her house getting hair and makeup by somebody who's obviously new. Because she's like, um, should I have to black and white theme or black or white?

I mean, depending on what sexier. So should I wear my black sexy dress or the sexy, texedo from my line? And he's like, do I have to talk to her? I'm not required. Tuxedo from my line and he's like, do I have to talk to her? Yeah. I'm not required. She's like, I'm your supposed to say black Tuxedo.

As soon as she said that, should I wear a long white sexy dress or a black Tuxedo suit from my line, I was like, oh, don't do the Tuxedo. Don't do the Tuxedo. Don't do a cow. Oh, she did the Tuxedo. I had to worse than I could have ever imagined.

Yeah, do the Lorna left look Do the do the like hostess at a dinner theater in rural Tennessee look do that one Kyle So we know it's about to be an Erica scene because from across town. We just hear We need a soft drive for the baby hairs. And her makeup guy Clyde is like, oh my god, your hair, it's so strong, Erica! You've got that so wrong as hair! This might hurt, but beauty is pain, bitch, beauty is pain.

And I'm still convinced that these guys go home and they're like, bro, could you believe that bitch fell for it again? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Then PK and Dorita at home PK's like baby. I love these shoes you bought me. I'll leave it to you from now on I'm gonna let you do all the things Next step turn on that Vitamix. You know how to do that. I'm certainly terribly sorry PK It hasn't on off button and I'm afraid that's a little bit too much for me He's like yeah, you should just dress me from now on babe. I was like yeah, she did a great job You're she's in a fucking diamond flapper dress,

like dressed to the minds and you're in jeans. So typical men are so lucky. God, we're so lucky to be men. Really? We are. God. You know how I dress up? Although it's some old maybe baggy ass jeans

and like a button down shirt. That's me dressed up, that's it. Are we really lucky, Ronnie? I mean, we are kind of like the number one most discriminated against group in the United States right now Those are straight men. Oh Thank you straight white man. I have the most discriminated So Anyway, so then yeah, basically

Doreeds like P.K. Aaron's got himself into a little bit of a sticky situation with the girls. Maybe we can have a talk with him a little bit. And then we see a montage of Aaron's greatest hits from the past two weeks of him being like, let this fucking go, it's ridiculous. Why are we nitpicking on people? Keep poking the bear. Yeah. His love is soft-core porn voice.

Yeah, you've got a clogged pipe. Yeah, it's love is soft core porn voice. Yeah, you've got a clock five. Yeah, I work with cancer. I I read it in this pizza with metal. Holistic porn puts your hand in this 95 degree hole. I'm gonna line your chakras. So Darius, like, to not what you should do is you say earring come over here my buddy my breath and then you pat him on the head and then you touch his muscular boobies and then you tell me what it's like later and you're saying that listen to things can get tricky

if you're talking down to a group full of women here and Right But everybody goes to PK for advice. Yeah, exactly. People love it when PK Like, uh, sidel's up to you at a party and says Now let me tell you something about how to handle women. Okay, babe. I'm not your babe. You're my babe right now. Alright babe. He's like, you know what he needs to do, he's support his wife by not fighting with her friends.

He is different watching your wife being an innocent victim. I was pleased with myself until I saw myself later. He cut it out, you did the shit for two seasons. Yeah. So there we go to her car and it's Lisa and Erica and they're riding along to the party with Eileen Davidson Nice little surprise for me. I love me some Eileen and she's she has a brown hair now And you know as we know from this show if you have a hair change one must blame it on the blame it on the industry So she's like, well, I'm doing a fabulous new indie film. She's why I'm a brunette

It's a it's a really sweet Christmas movie, but it's not a hallmark Not a hallmark. No, no, no, I remember it's like It's like TVC's new line of scripted material. It's gonna be great Denise just said one of those She's well, what's up with Denise? And it's like oh, well, you know Aaron. He started speaking down to the women. She's well, you know, I feel about that Speaking down to the women. It's just like bullying. It know how I feel about that. Speaking down to the women. It's just like bullying.

It's bullying this one at the end. I guess Christmas is canceled after all. Sorry, that was from the film, just preparing. It's gonna be a gritty movie with me and Christine McNickel and Diana Manoff. It's a little bit of like an empty nest reunion too. A lot of stuff happening. So back in another car, it's Denise and Aaron,

and he's like, is it good I'm coming? Are you sure? Can I look myself in the face this morning? I can. I'm saying, yeah, I'm just good. You're coming. Am I showing you the lines, Dan Hommie? And he's like, I can hold my own.

She's like, yes, you can. And then Erica is talking about how, I'm just like, you know, I still like Denise and Erin. I just don't know where all this weird energy is coming from. It's almost like they're acting like we're nagging them over the same stupid plot over and over again. It's weird, you know, how many times will I have to apologize? See, this is how they twist things on this show.

She's not asking you to apologize again. She never went after you for this, okay? She was just saying she said it a couple of lunches to people that it she didn't like this stuff around her kids And you guys are the ones who keep this going Denise isn't sitting around mad at you waiting for an apology So full of it Well as I was saying to the incomparable park overall who's playing the role of Mrs. Claus and the independent Christmas film I'm shooting. Is it really Christmas if it doesn't snow? Thank you. Thank you, Denise. Thank you.

So, uh, then Denise's back in Denise's car. She says, you know what, if these women are willing to have a two-way conversation and hearing me out without maybe some bangs in the way, I'll be there all night to talk with them, okay? And then Aaron goes, it's not a full moon, is it? It's like, I've been wondering that the past eight times we've seen them. He goes, we should check, stat. It just goes to commercial. Like while he's like checking it,. He goes, we should check, stat. It just goes to commercial. Like while he's like checking your like his phone, you know, if you can trust the phones anymore these days, am I right?

So back at the party Kyle still freaking out because Mauricio can't get the blue light on in the pool. He's like, I've been trying for two and a half hours babe okay. It's like who do I call, Laurie? Ghostbusters. Kyle is so the fussy, like the fussy wife in the romcom who gets left by the hot guy for the the down home country girl right now. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like all angry about the party. Marisa, oh, we can't turn, we can't find the blue, oh, wow, we can't find the blue light for the pool. We can't find the blue light for the pool.

This is like, this is why we shouldn't have technology. Whatever the day is, we can just turn it on and off. I don't know if I miss my Lama Bean Shade pool there, I said it. And then for sure, she's like, Mommy, gonna help me with my hair. Can you just please do the bun we do for school? The ugly bun? Say, yes, please, I can't do everything, God damn. It's not just we do for school. The ugly bun saying yes, please I can't do everything

it's not just the bun for school she goes do that little bun that we do when we drive to school and we're like twins you know the bun that you do that maybe makes me look younger please the ugly bun that's even better than that's the ugly bun I like yeah cows version twinning is ugly for Porsche. So guess start showing up and Marisa is still in his t-shirt. So Kyle's losing her mind over that. And then she of course drifts over to her silent, her silent auction space and there's like some jewelry there. And she wants Marisa to bid on it, of course. So Kyle. So then Camille comes and I noticed this party was very, sir. It's like, very, sir.

Yeah, it's like, wow. Pinking out in the fire. Yeah, pink and purple lighting everywhere you look. Interesting. Wow, this looks great. What a beautiful party. Just so glad to be here. Yeah, glad to have you here.

Glad to be here. Yeah, glad to be here. Yeah, but they have to be here. Yeah, it's a glad we're glad to be here. Yeah, well, there's a silent auction over there. There's a sound auction and check things out for the silent auction. Check it out. I hope I can win. Yeah. So I'm setting. All right.

Yeah. Kyle just kind of ripped something off from everybody's soul. You know, she's got the pink. She's got the pink cursive lighting like Erica's. It's like touch my post, you might as well. Whatever it says. It did.

I thought it was like a donation from America at first. Maybe it was. It's like the cute, the cute disorder set of the pretty mess. That's what is telling herself to disorder. So, can me say, what are the drinks for the night? I'll try the harvest moon. Just a little alcohol, not a lot of

alcohol, just a little. Yeah, thank you so much. You know that when Aaron sees that cocktail, he's going to freak out. Is this a full harvest moon? I need to know that. So Kraus, like you nervous to see the girls. And then Doreet and PK arrive and PK reads a sign. He's like pet my post bad ass bitch. All right. Sounds good babe. Sounds good.

They have potato chips here. Doing Australian, I don't care. So Doreet and yes, Doreet and PK arrive, Estella, Mauricio's mom shows up and guess what? The pool lights working and Kyle's like, it's on, it's on, it's on. The pool lights on. I'm like Kyle, you need to really re-evaluate your priorities in life right now. Yeah, so I lean in Rinnecom and they're looking over the auction stuff and they're talking about stem cell, who cares, really? And Kyle and cows like oh by the way speaking of stem cells cameels here I mean whoa you got so quiet talk about quieting a room huh well there was also that wonderful scene of to read walking up and like seeing cameel and then

like turning around and I'm just totally avoiding cameel and then she goes up to Kimber she's like and I'm just totally avoiding Camille. And then she goes up to Kimber. She's like, goi is Kimber, high Kimber. How are you doing, Kimber? You've been to Bucho de Pappo lately. Good, so good to see you, Kimber. Mm-hmm.

Um, and Kyle is one of her silent auction things is her god sends for a coat that says fake fur. And Doreet's like, wait, I know who to give that to. I'm, like, wait, I know who to give that to. I'm, Camille. I also, one of the gifts were four VIP pass to Coachella. And I'm already just like cringing. Thank God Coachella was postponed this year. For many reasons, you know, my social media feeds thank Coachella for postponing

itself, but also like thank God it was postponed because you know, my social media feeds, thank Coachella for postponing itself. But also like thank God it was postponed because you know that for people from this party, we're not gonna give these passes to their kids. They were gonna go and it would have been like, like Paul Naseef and his wife and like, like Heather DeBro and Terry DeBro at Coachella, just being awful. Yeah.

So they keep cutting to Kyle and Kimber sitting there just eating and no one will talk to them. And Kim's just like, wow, it's not pretty. It's so pretty. Yeah, it's really pretty. Isn't it pretty? This is whoa, look at this.

It's something on a stick. Isn't this food pretty? But pretty food. So pretty. I wonder where the seals are. So Renek goes outside with Eileen. And Eileen's like, well, are you on good terms with Camille?

She's like, ah, good question. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Well, I mean, they know we're talking about them. So I mean, we just, it's pretty obvious. We'll just talk to them right now. She's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, okay, let's go over to them. So they like walk over to Camille and Kimber and Kimber hugs Eileen. Hi, how are you? Merry Christmas. That's for my movie. Thank you. I remember it was like, I mean, I know you. So I can't just stand here but I don't know you. I know you. I know you. Hello. Hello, Camille. How are you? You know what, Camille?

You're an asshole on Twitter. Okay, I will say that. I mean, itille, how are you? You know what Camille, you're an asshole on Twitter, okay? I will say that. I mean, it's nice to see you, okay? I don't need a beef with you, but you're an asshole on Twitter. Come on, it's like, hmm. Okay. Okay. I don't like it.

I didn't like it. I didn't like the comment about trash. I didn't like the comment about the cousin of witches. Didn't like it. Didn't like it. I didn't like it. I didn't like the comment about trash. I didn't like the comment about the covenant for which it didn't like it. Didn't like it. Didn't know. Well, I have to be honest with you. You girls were like really nasty to me. So, you know, in the words of Brett Kavanaugh, one of the great leaders of his pre-machored,

it was in my calendar to release those tweets. It wasn't my fault. It was in my calendar to release those tweets. It wasn't my fault. It was in my calendar. And we're gonna say, well, you didn't have to do it in such a public way, Camille. It was so public, Camille. And she's like, well, I was dishing out what I got. Lisa Rina, what about that? I was dishing it out.

Dishing it out. I don't know if you ever heard of that crazy crazy play called Mac Macbeth or whatever it's called You know, it's like what they say, you know Something wicked this way comes Because cameos like really angry now, you know cameo goes from being She's all mad and then it just it just and it cuts to I lean space going I just bustedene's face going. Oh, yeah. Beast. A disgusted Iain face. Iainl's like, remember that season

where I spent half of it off camera because I just had a constant stream of diarrhea. Oh, good. Oh, good. So, Camille's like, I don't like a lot of the stuff you did last year. So what do you think of that, girlfriend? Just like snaps on her face. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, basically Rina's like, like,

well, I'm not gonna rehash it, but we're good. Well, obviously we're not. Obviously we're not, because you're here, there's not even a seal anywhere to be found, and can't even have my country fair sleeves, so, you know, obviously we're not. I mean, just to call me an asshole, it's not a great hello, I think I'll pass, thank you.

I'm sick, okay, we're dead. We're dead, bye Kimmyl, we're dead. So she storms off and immediately runs inside, like, guess what, that she's up to Kimmyl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's like, Rena only does things to get approval from other people. Like last week when she yelled it or got into it,

we're, she didn't even get into it with Denise. And then she runs with Denise and then she runs and she's like well guess what according to a strip yeah yeah I can really go well I guess if you don't want to talk about me then now I guess I'll just have to tweet about this later yeah I'm still swirling from when I did the Macbeth call you and think yeah it's momentum yeah So Rinne tells us much like Denise Camille is another person who doesn't take responsibility for their own bad behavior So then Garsell shows up with a guy named Michael who's pretty hot and She's like there must there's there's something about the word the name Michael That I like to write a laugh with Garsell it's weird, but she's like there's something about Michael that, the name Michael, that I remember the laugh of the car salad's weird. But she's like, there's something about Michael that I must love that name because my ex

was named Michael, but he was white Michael and this is chocolate Michael. And this guy's also a lot hotter. So. And he gets like, so are you dating, babe? And there's a really long pause. She just looks at him and then she starts laughing. He's like, sorry, am I? And the guys like it's only been eight days. Okay, slow down there.

Yeah, so then Sutton shows up and then Adrian Maloof is there. He's like, hey everyone. Hey, I got good appetizers inside. Don't miss the appetizer on the inside. Yeah, great setup. What this right now? What this one? Hey, you guys mind if I let Jackpot run around in the back. I brought him. Jackpot! Jackpot!

We find out that Paul is friends with Adrian now. They're all friendly with each other and he's brought his new wife, Brittna. And it's like you look gorgeous Brittna. She goes, oh thank you. I like your makeup. I'm like, oh like I didn't do it, but thanks. I'll destroy you shut the fuck up. We got out my face Been nice. I gave you five seconds of being nice. Okay, going back to the dip And then Chris Chris card out here in large marge Yeah, it also known Kathy. Kathy shows up.

Like the most terrifying sister out of the three, large-marge shows up. I love that Kathy's gonna show up with Chris. She's like, I'm gonna align myself with the wealthiest person at this party. Thank you very much. They're all friends. Chris, great-assie, and Fay, Kyle, and large-marge.

It's a whole thing. So basically they come in, there's all these hugs and kisses and Chris and Like Chris and Kathar like laughing and hugging highs if they didn't just walk in together and cause like guys check it out This is my line isn't great. Isn't great my tuxedo. Tuxedo. So guys isn't a great isn't a great And they're like just like fully ignoring her and finally Chris is like oh No, no, it's good. It's good. It's good. I'm sure it'll sell really well. It calls discount corners. We all need this Kyle. We all need this. We all need this. Look. Because you know, when you have a spill, you need something to stop it up. Am I right?

It's great rag material. Great, great, great. I got to call my friend at Phylin's Basement. Put you in touch with her. So then is silence and we see these terrible shoes clunk out of a car and then two terrible heads of bad plastic hair. I think Brandy is so. Brandy is here, so she walks in and she's like, oh, I feel nervous, I don't know why. Oh.

And I think I know why. It's because she probably was invited this party to spill some tea about Denise. Of course. Why do you think Kyle is talking to Brandy, everybody? You don't think that Kyle has been planning on using Brandy against Denise this entire fucking season. And Kyle has this bullshit excuse.

She's like, you know, Brandy and I haven't always gotten along. But then she posted a video for herself crying and we see this video I couldn't even understand what brand new is saying. Oh my Jesus! Oh, that was that video. Brand new posted a video crying because people were being mean to her or something on Twitter and she's like, I mean, it's hard for me, you guys. I mean, all of my friends with their perfect test friends and their children full time, and I just don't have that.

It is really hard. And Kyle's like, it just broke my heart. And I just, I realized Brandy is a good person. I think she's very misunderstood. Also, I want a weaponizer right now. Yeah, yes. Yes. I love splitting atoms, suddenly.

I mean, they went, they're just, look, atom was misunderstood. Now let's split him. Yeah By the way, I also want to mention since I have been bringing up the seals quite a bit that Faye Resnick I don't know if you caught her at this party, but she was actually wearing a seal bow tie like the little tie that like they put on circus seals. She just had one on right under her neck. It was adorable I was like that's perfect. Oh so Brandy of course sees Kyle and goes, oh you have bangs I didn't know. I didn't even know. I just assumed you were part of the help. I didn't even know you had bangs.

How did Brandy not know Kyle has done nothing but make excuses for her bangs while continuing to wear them non-stop all season long So then they're like talking about that to reach dropping beads everywhere around the silent auction Which is great if there's gonna be another burglar who tries to break into this house We know it's gonna happen to them. Oops. They fell on their butt cuz they slipped on beads So Kyle picks up the mic and she's like okay everybody make your way over to the tent and Ricio takes the mic But she's turned it off and he's like oh Those bids she's already turned off the mic. I'm sorry. I'm sure this is like a your entire marriage You can't be too surprised.

I just want to remind everyone that if there's something, something strange in the bitter hood, who you're gonna call, auction busters. Get it, Kyle, get it. So, Mory's like, all right, let's bid. So, Kim is there too, just kind of stumbling around. He was like, hey, I'm probably letting up the guy. Alright, let's be it. So Kim is there too just kind of stumbling around And Kyle is so condescending now this is the side of Kyle that I like okay when she's just look Kim is just wearing some sort of like weird

Black like and weird interpretation of what Kyle is wearing. Clearly, like, Kyle clearly instructed Kim what to wear over FaceTime and Kyle's like, oh, Kim, you totally pulled it together. You look gorgeous, you look gorgeous. You just, you know, it's like a big pile of fabric draped around your neck. You did it.

So, thank you. Is that Mike for me? He's like, no, Kim. So then Aaron had to be in a visible man in the bed. I was almost going on. Mauricio said something about a visible man in the bed. Is everything okay? Oh, no, Kyle. Kim, it's okay.

So Aaron and Denise arrive and Denise is like, oh, all right, there's Garsell over there. But they look really nervous. Just looking around because no one's being like, hey, Denise. Hi, Denise. Come over here. Yeah. I'm. Hi, Denise, come over here. Yeah. She's like, Jay, sit with her. What's going on? Is there a popper rats here?

Yeah. And basically, we see Rinna is like not going up to Denise because she doesn't feel like Denise is being very honest with her. And then we see a scene of Rinna talking to Sun the day before and about how and how Rinna Rinna is like she keeps talking about all the paparazzi you know the paparazzi you're partied everything and they're like some was like there was no paparazzi believe me that's right to get them to come and they did not care about me at all and we should see like a montage of Denise like it's paparazzi oh paparazzi paparazzi paparazzi paparazzi, paparazzi, paparazzi, paparazzi. Look, lady Gaga's even sees them paparazzi. Yeah. And so Denise is like, well, where do we sit, Maran says, well, that's a very solid front over there. She's like, I can't get out. So Kyle's like, hey, hey, she says, you know, when you get on a plane and you have to eyeball where the exits are, that's what Denise is when she comes to do a party

Both the terrifying party without like a lot of strange faces and let's not also forget that like moments after that Adrienne Maloof comes up to hug Denise and Adrian is like everyone's like It's like everyone's grandma's cousin, right? So like you're at a party and you're like, uh-oh, here comes, here comes Aunt Rose, who I don't remember how she's related to me, but she's coming, she's like, ah, give me a hug Denise, come on. Ah, give me a hug, give me a hug. I'd like Denise's like trying to hug her.

And then Brandy comes up to give Denise a hug and so Denise is like, in a, she's like torn and she's like trying to hug Brandy, but like, Gage and she keeps up like, ah, ma, ma, ma, give me a hug Denise. Ah. So Brandy up and like, ah, man, I'm giving it on, Tani. Ah. So Brandy is squealing basically. And every Brandy is just so excited to be back on TV. He's like, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.

And she's like, come on, Tani. She got to sit with the girls, Tani. So she brings her over to me. He's like, well, hello, everyone. You all look beautiful. Brandy's like, sit right here, so right in the middle. Yeah. And then Kyle gets on stage with Mauricio. They look like they're either about to start some sort of like televangelism program or just like a time share, you know, calm up on

that stage. Yes. Like lit for behind like the finale of American Idol or some shit. And Renisee's camera she was like, Oh hi Kim, how are you Kim? Yeah, meanwhile Pika has like cornered Aaron, he's like, so babe, I hear you've gotten a little involved in a little bit trauma here with the girls. Not really. Not really. A little bit, a little bit, when she said a little bit, a little bit, a little bit go, who could have been both.

Steady. I'd say it's steady and it's comfortable. It's all good. It's steady and comfortable. That's what it is. But babe, when she say, if, let's say you a big, big pasta, babe, would you say that maybe you're like a little meatball in the pasta of drama? Would you say that, babe? I'd say that mice fit in halls because the sun shines on the ground and twig snap. That's what I'd say. All right, babe, I'm gonna step away and go back to the buffet. They got some potato chips over there.

And it is nice to see that Aaron's not just a condescending moron to just women. He's like that with PK too. He's like, uh, or the fuck are you talking to me? Yeah. He's like, you don't really want to get involved in the draw mod. You know, you don't want to. He's like, uh, not really.

And he goes a little bit to you, a little bit, uh, steady, steady. So what are you even talking about? I know. And then meanwhile, over at the auction, so this auction is going on, there's like some sort of golf getaway package so to read to read buys it whether she bids on and wins it for $17,000 and then the auction years like all right All right, can we get just a donation to a $25,000 donation? Of course Chris Jenner is not gonna let to read be the one who does the high ticket item

She's like $25,000. Thank you very much Yeah, you do not get to upstage me to. I am just generous. And Garsell gets a sweet vacation too. She gets the cheapest thing. She gets like a trip to Mexico for 5,000 bucks. She got out. I didn't see that. Yeah. She won. She won the biggest I think. So, then Aaron and P. Care are still talking and P. Care is like, you know, you don't you don't want to get into it with each of them All right, you just want to support your wife and listen There's an old saying if they climb up a tree you want to come down the tree not make them climb up the tree more Yes, but there's also another saying that if the tree is built like an oak and has a big dick

You're entitled to fuck a famous person. So He just says I agree and PK's like all right Are you gonna put that into action put one into action not climbing further up a tree? What the fuck you talking about and he goes what what I do listen if someone asks you a question you answered the question I just really enjoy PK giving advice on knowing to just like hold back and not interfere. I love that, I love that like the act of giving that advice is in an interference in its own way.

Yeah. Right? Yeah. And PK's like, oh, so it's like that. And he goes literally, what? I don't know what the fuck they were talking about. I put, I don't know what they're talking about But I refuse to rewind at this point Yes, the key is Aaron what you what you don't want to do is you don't want to button on something that you're not involved in

Do you see what I'm saying? You don't ever want to like it would be like going up to someone that you have really not much of a Relationship with and you just start saying things to them That you're not really related to. You don't wanna do that. You know what I'm saying, Aaron. So then we see Brandy talking to Denise, and Brandy's like, oh my God, you look super hot, super, super hot.

And Denise is like, all right, so my boobs look good just saying, all right, while they were expensive, so I guess they shouldn't, you know, if you're something. Yeah. So then Denise pulls Teddy aside, which is... Always pleasant. Yeah, I mean, to voluntarily do that, wow.

So Denise pulls Teddy aside, and she's like, so I wanted to talk to you because, you know, you're here. And listen, I've been told you don't like it when I just like walk away at parties, you know That's what I've been hearing you don't like that, you know So they're like just starting to hash things out It's like well, it was a lot you know, and hi, I'm Teddy. I don't know if you saw I'm in this episode too And like just as they're starting to like at least talk something out Kyle of course is like oh my god. let me bring Camille over. Look,

look, Camille, Camille, Camille, come on over here, Camille. Denise is like, I just wanted to finish shocking to that girl. I forgot her name. This one is related to a famous person. No, no, we need to talk to Camille. I think she's from the J-Giles band, something like that. I don't know, I can't remember. Camille is doing that thing where she's like like padding with one eye close and nodding like Congratulations on all your success whatever it is. I don't really know what you do anymore. I'm Teddy Congratulations congratulations. You're you just look adorable. You look great. You finally look like that old photo of you again You look great So she's like what month are you what month are you oh no I guess Camille says that

what month are you and she's like oh I'm six weeks I'm Teddy Camille's like he don't look six weeks yeah you look you look amazing and she's he's like oh hi I'm Teddy and like you don't have to go through these pleasantries with me I know you hate me okay I. And like, you don't have to go through these pleasantries with me. I know you hate me, okay, I know you hate me. You don't have to come to my retreat either, okay. I know it, I know it, I know it. I know it. It's like, okay, great, thanks, Teddy. I want to put a bet down for $20.

The next week, Teddy's going to be like, yeah, she came over to me and she criticized how small my baby was and said my baby's not even full-formed. So... Maybe. So did you know, by the way, one thing I did not learn about until just today was that there was a complication with Teddy's baby and the baby actually had to have

neurosurgery. No, I didn't know. Yeah, so, I hope everything's okay with the baby. I mean, we make fun and we don't like watching pregnancy. Oh, thanks for bringing that up, that's our fun. That's our fun. Well, we were talking about Teddy, I needed to bring it down. Hi, I'm Teddy. Bringing down the episode. Hope the baby's okay.

Teddy sex, but hope the baby's okay. So she's like, you know what? We don't even need to talk about it. Like, I just don't trust anything you have to say. She's like, oh, mm-hmm, okay. And then he's gonna say, you just don't even want the compliment. Basically, she's like, I don't need it you just don't even want the compliment. Basically, she was, I don't need it. I don't have to get anything off my chest.

I'm deady. Okay. All right. Well, like, and then just like, there's like, next week, I'm real house is a Beverly Hills. I'm like, oh, okay. All right, I guess that's our cliffhanger.

Teddy doesn't want to receive a compliment. Will she receive one? We'll see. And that brings us to the end of real housewives of Beverly Hills. Everybody. We will be back tomorrow with real housewives of New York, which will also be a crappin's on demand. Actually, I think this week, I think we're doing, I think we're doing a bonus this week. That's right. We're going to do a bonus this week. That's right. We're gonna do our bonus this week the Zach Efron show on Netflix

We're gonna do that as a video this week Yeah, yeah exactly we did that and then Yeah, New York's just a regular one So tune in for New York and then go listen to our Zach Efron Down to earth bro bonus episode because it's ridiculous. Yeah, we will talk to Watcher Crappens Add Free on Amazon Music, download the Amazon Music app today. Or you can listen Add Free with Wondry Plus in Apple Podcasts before you go tell us about yourself by completing a short survey at Wondry.com slash survey.

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