Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: A Sutton Change of Heart

Episode Date: September 9, 2021

This week on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the "Dinner From Hell, Part II" continues to rage on this week as Erika lashes out at Sutton for calling her a liar. Sutton does what we all expect her to do: she slaps Erika and cusses her out. Just kidding! She struts out of the party in tears. Meanwhile, Garcelle hosts a Haiti-centric dinner party, and Rinna reveals deep wounds over sauce etiquette.YOU GUYS - we really recommend you watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/55949532Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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So, yeah. Shut the fuck up. You have no idea what you're talking about. Nothing. It's Erica. It doesn't even make any sense. Erica. Not that Erica was ever like a grammar queen, but you know I know that's a lot of nitpicking

on Erica lately, so maybe I should just let that go, but they're going to be screaming at somebody on national TV, make sense. Like that's all I ask. Ronnie, I choose not to nitpick. I choose not to nitpick, but her grammar was over. What's even happening right now? Where am I? I had a drink. I choose not to nitpick, but her grandma was over. What's even happening right now? Where am I?

I had a drink. I'm so drunk. I'm so gah! We're not turning having two drinks into blackout drunk suddenly. At least I read that. Yeah, we'll get to that. So Erica is just sitting at Sudden because Sudden has kind of bumbled her way through her confrontation.

And you know, Erica doesn't want to hear it. She's in no mood to hear it. She's pissed off. And so she's trying to intimidate Sudden. But Sudden at this point has now sort of like, she's gotten like a little empowered, I think, because I don't know why, but she's like a little more standing

up for herself and she goes well everyone wants me to be very honest with you and transparent so I'm trying to do that Erica. Oh, what's your back to get soon. And Erica does this thing. She's very Christen Dodie where the string pulls up the back of her head. Yeah, where she starts getting like that when she's mad. She like ponytail. It's like using her ponytail top as a sword. Like a unicorn, corn, corn, she's gonna, she's like,

what do you like to get through? What do you like to get through? What do you like to get through in court? Do do do do. I can take you from the front door. Do do do do needs work needs work. She's like, no, I would not like to get sued. That's what I'm talking about. So would you act?

Do. Would you? No, of course not. And cause like, wait, can I just say something open and honest, open and honest here? Okay. Open and honest. So when when when you say that you do you want to get sued,

that actually gives credence to what she was talking about I get for credence The defense rest sorry that's something I learned when I was on one episode of murder one in the 90s Yeah Kyle actually has a point though, you know here in the last episode Erica's like what does this have to do with you What does this have to do with you? What does this have to do with you? And then now her new thing is to say, do you wanna get sued? Do you wanna get sued?

Well, it's like, well, then I guess it does have something to do with the sudden. Well, yeah, but she's saying that Cassettan's, you know, on her liars. So now Erica is saying she'll sue her for libel, I guess, right? Well, I don't think Erica was saying that. The same thing. Erica was not, well, it's weird because Erica was was

she was Erica threatening or was she saying that the powers that be the shadow the puppet powers of Tom Girardi were gonna sue something she's saying yeah she's saying Tom well because she's like something way over here it's not about boys so it's more about careful what you say The more you're upset Careful what you say Tom Gerardi will listen

Be careful what you say and people who are here. Hey, I didn't go Well, so it does he have Alzheimer's or does he not like where's what is these threats? I'm fine with the threats it makes for good TV, but let's let's have them make coherent sense Okay, you can't you can't do the whole thing about he's, has Alzheimer's, and is incapacitated and can't make a decision for himself and then be like, oh, be careful, he's gonna hear you, he's gonna sue you because you said something about his health. It's like, well, yeah, I don't know sure how that's gonna work.

You know? So to be like, where we didn't ask the being the situation. Or I'd hear her, we just saw. So that's the situation. I wish it all be scared. Here we go. We should all be scared here. This is the same line that Doree would have used had she been on the Titanic.

We didn't ask to be on the situation. We should all be scared. It's like, man, I'm just getting the lifeboat. Yeah. And Carl's like, well, in all fairness, so, Carl, she was worried about, Carl, Carl, but she was worried about getting suit, Carl, and that gives cream,

Carl, to what she was saying, Carl, Carl, Carl. Objection sustained. So then. So to reach like, there's a little bit of a threat and it's really uncomfortable for all of us. It's sort of like sitting being at the bottom of a human pyramid and PK's on top. It's just a little bit uncomfortable for the rest of us.

And to reach like, you know, this, we're all uncomfortable now in America's like, it's not a threat to her because you know what? She took it to another level It's one thing to talk and have a conversation and it's another thing to call someone alive Talk about the health oh for Christ. Like them. I would be in jail for it for decades But also Erick is saying it's one thing to talk about and say one thing to another. You got mad at that too, actually. So yeah, so to reach out.

I mean while Rinna's just still got Muffy and she's like, I love you Muffy. Muffy! Hello Muffy! She's just rocking in the chair. Just dog. This is Rinna's. I agree with what the ladies are saying, but I pledge my loyalty to Erica. So I'll focus on the dog.

Yeah, it's kind of her like I am with Erica by not finding with the ladies, but also I'm sick of people being mean to me on Twitter. So I'm just going to be over here laughing and pretending to be drunk and fun. So I don't get you all back for this. Yeah, like I don't know what side to take. I don't know what side the public will reward me for. So I'm just gonna abstain and talk to the dog. Yeah, my weird purple suit and my Chubaka hair. Oh, have you seen that meme that people are passing around this? Rina as Chubaka.

Oh, I haven't seen that? Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,uzzle spank and then, and Doreet's like, Well, I don't think it's fair that Erika's threaten and s-on. It sounds like she's saying that any of us who had questioned, so doubts could be sued. Is that something we should worry about? And then Erica's like, I am about to real lose my shit on. All of you. So then Kathy just does this thing with her hands,

just like lowers her hand, she goes, calm down. Oh, I wanted you with you. Take a breath. That was fun. That was fun. And Garsell is like, hold it in. Hold it in.

And then Patrick just standing there like, oh, please do something crazy. So I can tell everyone else on the staff, please. Yeah. This is another rich people question. if anybody's rich out there. What the fuck is Doreet doing with a cow on her shirt? She's wearing like a like this ball gown type dress with a cow on a cow print on the front of it I'm not sure but I'm sure that someone's gonna tell me that shit is five that five hundred thousand dollars Well, it came from two wonderful designers named Ben and Jere. So let's see here. Where are we? Okay. So they're telling you're holding an

Erica. Don't don't have a fit. Erica and Erica does like a hands thing to you. And she's saying, you point you ever call me a lottery good. I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you. Like, wow, if ever a human spoke like a door squeaking, it was Erica right now. If ever a human spoke like a guilty party, it's Erica right now. Oh, by the way, there's a building, a structure being demolished next door, and a few hear some jackhammering, just pretend it's Erica's music. Okay, so, no, Erica is saying like, if you ever call me a lie again, when we've watched her whole season be like, well, remember when I said we had a wonderful marriage? Actually, it was terrible. Remember when I said he broke his ankle, actually he drove off a cliff and doubled down and then roadrunner came and saved him.

Yeah, that happened. Oh, remember what I said that we had, like everything was great. He had marriage. Like everything she said is like, oh, actually it turns out what I was saying for the past several years was not necessarily the truth. So I don't think that she should be so mad when people are thinking that she might not be so great with the truth Yeah, and it's not working because what her normal thing that she does is just Have a fit scream at somebody do all the fake tears and histrionics and stuff and then the other person backs off right Because I'm like, okay, they're either crazy or there's something mental going on here and you just naturally back, you pull an eye lean and you're just like, okay, or when I love that later in this, they show her yelling at Teddy when she's like, do not call me a liar, a good Teddy, do not say it, I'll say something, but I didn't

say it. Which is funny, how that kind of circles back again, right? Still being called the liar, all the time later. But usually people like Polatetti are in my lane and they're like, okay, you're scarier than me, you're alpha. But, but, Satan does not care. Satan's like, I poop out more money in the morning than you're going to ever have again in your life. So, yeah, I'd keep it up bitch.

I think, Satan was timid in the beginning of this dinner, right? Because you scared about, like, she, I think that she had plans to talk about this in a way that was gonna be polite and everything was gonna work out well. So she was scared because she knew she had to thread the needle and she was scared to do that. But once it became abundantly clear

that the needle was not going to be thread and that she actually had a giant rope and there was no needle in sight. Then she's, and then she was like, okay, fuck it. Like, I'm gonna speak my mind now I mean she still was not as aggressive as Erica and Kyle later on was actually right that that sudden Would if sudden had kind of like really barked back as we said last week like a like a Ramona or a Durrinda who just wouldn't give a fuck Then I think that would have been really interesting because no one's really done that to Erica

Yeah, but you shouldn't have to pull down to some you shouldn't have to like pull yourself down as somebody else's level Just to have a conversation, right? Like just because Erica's trash doesn't mean you have to be trashed have a conversation with her You know, so I think Kyle's fucking wrong as usual and I'm not gonna get on your a Kyle's right of course I love this this like suddenly this like defense of Sun's womanly ways. She's on the board for a B T and she should not have, I mean, of course, no one should have to ever, you know, like sitting there in a bra and a shirt with holes in it, like a formal dinner.

You know what I mean? Like give me a break. Well, the German formal dinner, we're in good bra. So I mean, I was is, that's normal dinner. That's normal dinner. Power questions. Wearing a bra. So, I mean, I was wearing that. I was wearing that in her in her. But, by the way, she looks gorgeous, not fucking bra. Like it would look great.

Like if you're going to the Beverly Center or something, I'm just saying, like, you're a formal dinner. You know what I mean? So, that's what I'm saying, the comparison between Sutton. No, I'm just saying, there's, there's, there's, Sutton has to be fighting her in one way. And even in this kind of, like, be open and honest. She is.

She's telling her every single thing. And what the fuck are you talking about with your open and honest? Since you've been talking shit, after we finished our last recap, I sat here putting together an edit of Kyle's all Kyle's lies. And I ended up not posting it because Kyle does just what she's accusing Sutton of doing. She says, you know what? I'm going to tell Erica if this, you know, did you not know? That is the question I need to know. And I had that in there. And then I kept watching because I'm a sick person.

And Kyle actually did it. That dinner go, well, I mean, the obvious question is, did you know? And she's like, no, what do you think? And then it was over, right? So Kyle's doing what she's accusing Sutton of doing. She's acting like, I'm telling her, you better, you better tell me if you knew. And then when she gets in front of her, of course, you're more polite. Everyone's not gonna like go talk in the real way. I'm telling, like how many times have I told you,

I hate that, fucker. And if I ever see him, and then I see him, and I'm like, well, you know, that would have been nice or if you weren't so rude to me on Twitter. I mean, that's my entire life, like literally being vicious. And then like, like, outwardly presenting, like, oh, cool. But, you know, I know, I agree. I know what you're saying.

I think that, like, Sun still could have been strong without becoming a Ramona monster. Like, she could have, sudden could have just been like, lady, you'd like, take a seat, like relax. Okay, you're being, I think that's sudden, what sudden really needed to do,

was she needed to lean into Erica's mom, which is what I said last week is what's triggering this all off. And she need to be like, Erica, you're wasting a lot, you're getting an awfully angry for someone who's allegedly, and like she should have just been like, just gotten like said,

you know what, I'm gonna be extra snooty right now and condescending and passive aggressive and be like, okay, whatever you're dismissed right now, Erica. Like whatever, this intimidation doesn't work. And, you know, you're just letting her. I think she was letting her. I think she was letting her dig her own grave. I think she was like, I think she was letting her dig her own grave I think she was like I think she was letting her act like this so that sudden could pull out the greatest weapon

I mean listen across our history the Southern white lady has had one a great weapon and it's called Southern white lady tears and white lady tears. Yeah, white lady tears, and white lady tears. They are very powerful. And listen, I am a Southern white lady. Right, okay. So all of you don't get offended about that.

All the Southern white ladies know what I'm talking about because we all know that person. He uses this weapon. We all know her. And Satan is like, I will use my biggest weapon against you. Be word. I will not say bitch, because I'm polite. Trash. So you should also. I would not say bitch, because I'm polite. Trash!

So you should be a separate later. I would, all this being said, like, sudden has been asked, but she hasn't been quite as brutally honest as she was with Kyle, and I kind of want son to be like, you know what, I don't believe you, none of your stories add up,

and you should be, you should hold that money accountable, and you seem to have really no remorse about the entire situation. If it's, if you, if you're a company, that's Rina's job. Rina's not doing that job this season. Rina's, that's Rina's job and she's sitting in the break room eating like a corner off a pop tart.

So she can go back and tell everybody at the office how full she is. Okay, so Rina is doing. Well, the question is, we'll Rina do that at the reunion, right? Because now Rene has heard all the scuttle button, and maybe she likes to play to the audience, right? Yeah.

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You can listen ad-free on the Amazon Music or Wondery app. So yeah, so no, so Eric is like, oh oh yeah, I'm gonna come for you. I'm gonna come for you so son does like this slow head turn like Shocked Southern lady here and Erica's gonna So now son tells us so you're suing me you're coming after me Am I gonna wake up in the morning with our horses head in my bed and in the morning with a horse's head in my bed and I'm not doing it. I swear to God, Erica, I can't say anything that's going to... You call me a liar, you call me a liar, you call me a liar. It's just like you threaten me, Erica's no, I promise you. And Kathy's like, I've entertained a lot and I don't remember anything going off the

rails like this. America says, Oh, I didn't threaten you. I promised you. I might know. But I must do you. The souffle is probably falling in the kitchen. But on the bright side, there's leftovers for me. You know, thankfully it's a chia seed souffle.

So Erica's, well, that's the thing about a fancy dinner. Like, who wants leftover caviar pie? I don't think that holds well. I don't think it holds, I think you gotta have a right. And that was the thing, like, well I know we talked about last week, but the caviar pie, the optics of it all. So, Erica is, she just keeps on saying, you know,

like it's not a threat of the promise, because she knows she's like, found like a cool thing to say, so she's just gonna say it, you know, maybe make a t-shirt out of it. It's not a threat of the promise because you know she's like found like a cool thing to say So she's just gonna say it, you know, maybe make a t-shirt out of it. It's not a threat of the promise My new single here it goes. It's not a threat. It's a promise Okay My push So don't push unless you're ready to get pushed back on says the woman who whenever she gets pushed Loses her mind literally and she doesn't get pushed off then but she don't want you to she always loses her mind

And Dory's like You don't mean that I Think I'll so that's a problem You can't threaten people because then I can't tell them to be open and honest with you Yes, well Erica she's like don't call me a liar Kyle no Erica, but she's saying like don't come in I then suns her together You Tom till Let the tears commence right and so Eric is like where you go and she's saying like don't go behind the sun starts gathering with that. She's like all right, you Tom, let the tears commence, right? And so Eric is like, where you go?

And she's like, well, if I'm gonna be threatening all that, I am not doing it. It's the hour. Pushes her chair back in like, bye bitch. Bye, bye. She starts going, bye. And she just pulls Sutton's chair back in, so she can't decide to sit back down.

And Sutton's like, oh, no, uh-uh, I will not be threatened. I'm not used to people talking to me like that. And that will make me leave. Bye, there's the dog! I'd like to speak to the manager of this dinner, please. Anyone? 100%. to the manager of this dinner please anyone. 100% so she leaves and Erica's like what am I and Rina goes sorry Erica. And so then Kathy so Kathy's like hold on and so she goes after after son and then

Garsell's like oh God and then Rina brings the dog over to Eric I'm like here. I feel the dog You can pretend like nothing's happening around you hold it hold the dog. Oh, Mubby So outside on the porch set and psych that is And Kathy's like well come on you can't leave like that. She's, oh really? Why can't I, Kathy? Why? Wasn't my gonna sit there and take it? No.

No. So back inside, Erica's saying, if you've got the balls to sit there and call me alive, then you've got the balls to sit there and take more than pushing back. Yeah, and if you wanna walk out and have a tantrum, then you go do that. See, this is like a greed, a greed.

Oh, crystal. Oh, crystal. Wrong side of history, crystal. You were doing so well, crystal. I know. Well, she's, she's, she's stepped in it a few times, which is hilarious. Um, yeah, you know what? I'm like really sick of Erica doing these like tough guy moments, you know,

what should be like this? Let you know, say if you got the balls, or you got to have the balls to say, you got to push, you got to push. I kind of want someone to be like, shut the fuck up, Erica. Like that's kind of what, like that's the moment that I'm missing

that sub wasn't gonna get that. Come at me, brah. Yeah, I just want someone to be like, just settle down, Erica. Okay, you were tied to a criminal investigation and you're like going around like threatening your castmates is just not a good look. Yeah.

So then back outside, it's like, yo, she threatened me. I'm not used to back. I'm not used to back at all. Grace was like, I know, I know what she cries. And she's like, what the frick? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What I saw with Erica was the nastiest thing I have ever seen. I was like okay, I mean I think there's probably got to be way worse things, but I appreciate the dramatics So crystal back inside is saying everyone pushed setting to be honest and your response was exactly how I would respond

You call me a liar. That's what happens and there cuz like And now by the way, this is great. That's great. That's great. Yeah, that's great. By the way, and so in a testament to how good Sutton's gift bags are, many women go outside to console her. I think the only one that didn't maybe was Rina.

So Kyle is out there, Garsell is out there, and Kyle is an old pro too. You got is out there, Garsell is out there. Kyle. This is an old pro too. You got a love cock because she went pee first. Like everyone else just went directly onto the porch and Kyle like stopped to go pee and then come out later. Kyle's just like another day of work for Kyle. You know, she starts all this shit and then she just like, okay, they're busy.

I have time to take a break. I'm going to take a number one. So then Sun's crying out there and she's like, she's got to ruin my life and then sound it. And Kyle's like, Sutton, that's not going to happen. You don't get sued for seeing. I think you're not being honest with a situation. Okay. It's like the time when I had a walk-on role with LA Law and someone was being sued for a lot for a libel and I said you can't that was my that was my line I said you can't it was great. You have to see how are you know is high remembers right Lisa? No, she's just upset. That's why she said that and Garceau's like well you guys are riling her up though and Kathy goes um

Sutton could you sit down she says no Oh, no, Kathy goes over to Garcelle and she goes, could you sit? She's like, no, you guys are riling her up. And she's like, what are you talking about? And she says, you're saying she said something, she didn't say in that room. And she goes, yeah, but it's because I'm not going to speak up for my friend. I'm not going to like say, you know, I'm not going to do that to her. Well, she's like, I was trying to help her get it out.

Because she said she wanted to be honest in the group. And so I was like, I was. So car sales like my God, the person in the room that doesn't want to do the talking is Erica sudden said everything she needed to say. Well, come on, stay going to the library. Don't worry. There are no books in there. Remember, I don't even know what we call it a library

But you can sit in there to usually quiet So that the woman come back cuz Sun is like gone, right? So Garsell's like well you frigged her out and Rina's like why Why? No, Rina Rina just like where have you been? It's like why what what happened? And Erica says well she shouldn't have called me a liar uh, Rina, it's just like, where have you been? It's like, why? What? What happened? And Erica says, Well, she shouldn't have called me a liar.

And so, Erica's just sitting there petting Buffy. She's like Dr. Evil with his hairless cat. She's just like petting Buffy. And her big chair. She's like, you guys are not gonna get bullied to think that I'd be on someone. The word liar. That's not a good word.

Hate that word liar, boo. That's not a good word. Hey, that word liar Boos I am I am continuously called a liar to leave ever single day of my life I don't think I'm gonna say that on top of everything else. I'm accepting you're a fucking idiot So then call stuff if you ever call me a liar, then I'm so beautiful. One thousand dollars.

What? That's not a lot of money. I'm so beautiful. One million dollars. She's also like Dr. Claw and Inspector Gadget. You know, so then we get a montage again of Erica losing her temper. And because Kyle is talking about like, oh, you don't want to be around when she loses her temper.

And then Kyle goes, it bothers me as sons francing her be intimidated by Erica and backing down instead of speaking up and telling her truth about what she's been feeling. Because I really think Erica's bark is worse than her bite. I'm like, well, then why don't you say something, Kyle, if you think it's so like if her bark is worse than her bite? Yeah, and like if you're, let's say you're a postman walking down the street and a big old dog comes out and it's like snarling at you and spits going everywhere. I mean, are you gonna go in to deliver that male and just trust that the bark is worse than the bite? Yeah, okay. It's a snarling, it's a snarling animal coming at you. What are you gonna do? Yeah, exactly. So then we're saying it's bark is worse than the bite. Yeah, okay. It's a snarling, it's a snarling animal coming at you.

What are you gonna do? Yeah, exactly. I guess saying there's bark is worse than it's bite. Your bark's X2, you know? Yeah, I don't like it. Can't we be mad at someone's bark? Yeah, get better delivery dog. Yeah, stupid dog.

Stupid dog. Like have like a nice bark, how about that? Be like a, and then like be done with it. Like we don't need a whole like woof woof, especially if there's nothing happening. Yeah, the dog probably like has walls up or like other things going on emotionally. You need dogs for it. That's a dog's housewife excuse. It's like, sorry, I bark so loud, but, you know, just so many things have been going on in my life. It's really been bringing me down and we're like, oh my God, that poor dog. That's why he was barking.

Ever since I had to close, you know, Rufus by Rufus 2, it's been rough. Woof. So Rinna's like, are we all this left? Okay, cheers to Kathy. Thank you so much for having us. What a night. So glad this fight happened so I didn't have to pretend to eat another five courses. Thank you so much. I love you so much, Kathy. And thank you, gentlemen, from Kathy's sister, Kyle. Kyle Richards, Kathy's sister. Look at this face. Take it in. Thank you so much for this evening. Okay. no still don't know you

Kyle little house in the prairie gay down to earth remember those Halloween Halloween I'm sorry. I just watch Escape on which mountain every day of my life. It's fine. This is all I've ever seen day of my life. It's fine. This is all I've ever seen. So, Kathy's like, well, Patrick was saying that in 50 years, he's never seen anyone yell like this in America's like, tell him why I'm coming to the club, honey. So, now it's a new day and we're at Garsell's house and Ritaina comes over and I was like oh my god it's so pretty out here but a beautiful new home what a beautiful new home how are you home how are you I am home I hear something out there did you everything okay here? I love you home! Did you know that a million Scott Disick broke up?

Oh they did not break up there on a break. Oh they did. Because Scott made he DM'd some, he DM'd Courtney's ex and was like bro You know what a bitch or something and then the ex was like I'm not your bro dude And then he posted the text on Instagram the private message on Instagram and everyone's like oh my god Scott and then a melee award t-shirts that said don't you have a girlfriend and then everyone's like oh my god Is that the Scott Discic? And then they took a break. And then Rina went on Scott Disack's,

she went on the news about the Scott Disack taking a break thing, and she commented, ha ha ha ha ha ha. It was a story. Yeah. And it sounds. But I'm not current. Yeah, well, and an old Scott Disack news, he also apparently DMed Megan from Love Island UK,

who has formally partnered up with A.L., who is now with Delilah. Oh, ho ho ho ho ho. But apparently the, but apparently the DM was not like scandalous, but it just goes to show what a weird creepy person he is. And just to note to you, all Scott Dysic news is all Scott Dysic.

All, yes. Because he and, and rarely interesting. Never interesting. Yeah, in fact, yeah. So, um, so Garcell's house, yeah. So, Rinna comes over and she's like, Oh my God, so pretty out here. Garcell's like, well, the first time you did a drive by here,

it was with spaghetti sauce. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yes. So Rinna tells us this story. She's, Garcell expressed how much he loved Harry sauce So the next day we drove all the way up to car sales house and we dropped off the sauce for her Sous delivery Sauce oh my god, I love sauce. How are you sauce?

Yeah, so that's Rinna's big thing as they came to Britain listen don't bring me sauce Okay, if I say like wow, I love that that candle in your house don't bring me your candle Don't knock on my fucking door, especially if you're Lisa Rinna Could you imagine just like in the middle of the day like I would take sauce I would take a Rinna sauce drive by like that would be like my Thing is any driver any drive by any it's so rude to be like I'm just gonna go to somebody's house right now. No, you're not.

No, you're not. No one invited you here. There's probably like underwear hanging off a lamp and like an upside down pizza box on the floor. I need some, you don't just show up in my house. I'm okay with like stepping outside my house and then all of a sudden I realized that at least Serena's like in the passenger seat of a car, we were like some Tupperware of sauce. Like, I thought she's sauce.

I'd be like, wow, Lisa Rina just brought me sauce. I'm down with that. But then again, I also have a history of saying that I I like- Jesus Christ himself. I will be, I'm happy for anyone to bring you sauce, but I also do have a history of saying that I envision Lisa Rina bringing me a croissant

and she has brought me a croissant before. So I think I just sort of have this thing where I like when Lisa when I bring me a sort of life. That's your secret. That's your the secret. You know, that's the thing you can really manifest. It's just Lisa when I'm showing up with something for you. To be fair, she didn't show up in my house with it,

just that we once encountered Lisa, we once had drinks with her, and she brought me a croissant at the drinks which was very exciting. So, so they're hanging out, it's a girl time. And Rinna is like, wow, I didn't get a lot of sleep last night. You need to film me in because drunk Rinna was in full swing. I don't remember a thing.

Isn't that crazy? Not a change. What a hedge. Rinna is now going to act like she doesn't remember anything thing. Isn't that crazy? Not a change. What a head. What a head. Ridd is now good act like she doesn't remember anything so she cannot be held accountable by either side of this feud. Typical Rayna Amnesia.

Here we go. It happens at least once a year. So Garth sounds like, well, you were ringing the bell going, own it, own it. And everyone be truthful. And I was like, here we go. Yeah. I remember Erica and son having words

I was full on drunk half had too much sauce earlier I was I was drunk on the sauce, you know what I'm saying with the bell Bell which sounds like a And she does her kind of newish goose laugh for us where she's like it's like a hurting goose and Garsell says well Erica lost her shit and then she threatened Sutton and she said it's not a threat it's a promise and we're gonna go oh no it was not. How did I miss all that? How did I miss it?

So Garsell mentions, she mentions that she's gonna be having a Haitian dinner party next week. And you know, saying how like, you know the more the group is together, the group is gonna be hanging out more and more. So we have to figure it all out. I'm gonna say, it's not easy. It's not easy.

It's like, well, it's not okay. Okay. And she says That son feels like Erica threatened her and he's like, well, it's up to them to figure it out I'm gonna stay out of it. Okay. I'm in with the sauce Hey, with the sauce Rima so she goes gosh, that sounds like it was horrible. Uh- I wish I had been there. That is crazy. So, Grissel says, well, I feel like the four of you are all together and then me and Crystal and Sutton are on the other side of everything. Just, no!

Why'd you feel that? Why? Why'd you feel that? Come on. Why? Why would you feel that? I feel like you guys look out for each other, but I don't feel like you look out for me Really?

Really? Remember the sauce yesterday. I brought you sauce in a car. I'm sorry you feel that way I really I really don't you know, I really don't feel that way Girl, so I was like well when we were in the quinta I asked Erica that question that set her off and you were totally on Erica's side and Then and we see that where when I said yeah, so sorry that happened to you That was fucked up and then we see at your launch party to read with saying things at me And we just see the clip of course I'm going fuck you with that fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you with that

I'm wasted. I don't even know what's happening right now! Ah! So, Rina's like, well, it wasn't my place to say anything at that moment. It wasn't, and Garth says, well, it's never your place to say anything, but you always say stuff. So then, Rina's like, my loyalty is to the truth, and what Doreet was saying, I agree with! Hi! Guys, guess what? I heard the jabs.

Sashjabs! Sashjabs! Doreet was saying, I agree with, I, guess what? I heard the jabs. Satschabs, such abs. You expect me to step in and fight your battles? Bitch, please. And she's telling us that, by the way. I think if she had said this to Garcell, that would have been kind of an honest conversation. But instead, Rinat doesn't say that at all.

And does what she normally does and turns it around. And then she goes, well, I choose not to nitpick with you, and maybe you're choosing to nitpick with me a little bit, and that's okay. So, if we're gonna go there, we're gonna go there, are we gonna go there? Are we gonna go there? Who wants to go there? I'm gonna go there! In this spirit of choosing not to nitpick, let me tell you these few things, these few bullets. Okay, after the party with the cake, remember there's a cake at a party that threw? You said thank you in the moment, but not after.

And then I didn't get a text. After we brought you the sauce, we brought you the sauce. God, I would have loved to have been able to say to Harry, gosh, she loved that sauce. Oh and she's thanking you for, oh man, I stay up late to have been able to say to Harry. Gosh, she loved that sauce. Oh, and she's thanking you for, oh man, I stay up late at night and I think, oh man, what a wonderful moment that would be to be like Harry Hamlin! She loves the sauce! But I didn't have it, but I choose not to nitpick.

You know, I choose not to. This morning I woke up thinking I was a milkmaid in 1922 Germany. You know, it's not funny because I just don't remember anything, but even as that milk made in 1922 Germany, I thought, God, what have been nice if just if a garcele called, I'm about to have that sauce. That funny. I can remember that out of everything else. That's how bad it hurt. Oh, oh, man. Sometimes I'll be walking through home goods. I'll be like, look at all these wonderful goods for the home. And then I think, man, wonder if Garza liked that sauce. I guess I'll never know.

So like, well I said thank you while you were here. Just, whoa you get. You absolutely did. But you know what I'm saying. We both could do better. Okay. Glad we had that talk. I'm saying. We both could do better. Okay. Glad we had that talk. I'm double me bad in you. I'm double me bad in you right now.

I was like, that is the most condescending line of bullshit I've ever heard in my life. So what about you guys not being on her side? Are we, so you're just not going to address anything she just said. Also, Garsell's things were not nip picky by the way Garcell was like you didn't stand up for me while I was being attacked. She's like well, you didn't think you didn't text me about the sauce So yeah, also I would say to her. I mean if we're gonna be fair like Rin it does have an argument there that she could have used and just said why would I be standing up for you? You just told me off like yeah, you we. We told each other we're taking baby steps

if you wanna fight that fight, fight the fight. Or she could have said, I actually did think, I actually do think you make jabs. And by me being quiet, I was not piling on, so I was helping you. That's actually what she should have said. Right, she should have said what she said in her interview

to her face, but you know, it's Rena. So then Garsell's like basically they just decided to over because Garsell sees what Rina just did and just nods at her and squints like. Hmm, it's like great. Yeah, thank you. I'm sorry I didn't text you for the sauce I didn't even ask for. Okay, so then now we go over to Bonham's, the, you know, the auction spot. And the, you know, the auction spot. And, um, sudden is there- This is some old lady shit. Old lady auction times.

This is a graveyard for old lady, rich old lady shit. Yeah, so sudden arrives and, uh, she gets bopped by the door because the guy in there opened the door, swiftly and gets her and she- No! Ho! Ho! No, it's alright, it's alright. I was trained to answer.

I know how to have a reflex. So then she would not be popped in the head like that. I will. No. Are you threatening me with that doorway? Are you threatening me? So Kyle arrives. And so suddenly Kyle are walking around all these like very old ornate,

Rococo-esque things. And I was like, well, today I was feeling like a boss lady so I thought I'd come here. I'm like, well, the lady boss thing apparently is problematic now, so. So, classics, I'm just a little bit behind that. And so they were just looking around and there's all of the boss lady problematic.

It's not that like the, it's not the term boss lady, but boss lady culture apparently has fallen out of favor. First of all, it's chuggy to say lady boss, but also there's like all sorts of think pieces about like the toxic cultures that are around that. And that's, I can't. Why? You can explain this later if you want.

I am not authoritative enough. I'm not authoritative enough. I'm not authoritative. It's one of those things where I read the article and I was like, oh, interesting. And then I didn't care enough to really internalize the important parts, but I read enough that I knew that people are actually moving beyond it because we're beyond the law.

We're beyond it, lady. I'm looking up. It's not. I will. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm not being argumentative. I'm up, there's a whole, it's not. I will, yeah, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna,

it's actually not, on the skill of problematic things, I don't think it's up there with racism. But I think it's one of those things where it's like, it's maybe more just pass A, than it is problematic. But the point is this, sudden being like, I feel like a boss lady today, it's kind of funny because it reminded me that article where The point is Kiles Lincoln jewelry, okay

I was feeling very Boss lady today that in other words, I'm feeling very bomb calm today Just say calm calm God I'm glad I was outy 5,000 at that dinner party last night. Yeah. So she's like, well, you know, I'm working for the store today and this stuff goes on auction and we're going to start with the jewelry. Okay, let's just start with the jewelry.

So the lady, of course, it's like typical staff of a rich person store where they think that they're actually millionaires, but they're not. They just work for them. So they act really snooty. And the lady's like, this was all brought in for you for a private viewing. So please just let us know whatever you need to see. You are Maria Schriver, yes. No I'm Sutton's Dragon.

Okay. Jory in the back. Jory in the back. So Sutton said, I'm sorry, you're not allowed in here. Um, you said that you're from a little house. A little house on the prairie. Uh, you said you were looking for some Halloween jewelry. No, I was in Halloween.

I'm sorry, man. We're going to send you to Pate City. I just made the person who works there also Sutton. That's how boss lady she is. I just took over the bottoms. So they're looking at them all this jewelry out there. And son, there's a ring. And son goes, oh, look, they got my twin. Because she has the same ring.

Because the bond has emerald. And Calico goes, can I try that on? Like immediately. She's like, well, I mean it's your ring, but it was in my rent, my house that you were renting, so it kind of makes it my ring, right? It's my ring. Yeah. So it's just all this like, gotty jewelry and, kind of like, oh my God, look at that. What a coincidence. This one says the, the C word on it.

It's just a diamond butt plug. I'm going to be so sick. It's just all Eric is shit for her brother. So I get into Tom Tarrarity auction. That would be the best thing ever. So then they then they start looking at like a China pattern and something's like, oh, this is my China pattern. I have the same one. And it calls like, oh, oh, I'll take this.

I'll take this shoe on to the so badly. And then they're asking about the pattern. And the lady's like, oh, oh, I'll take this I'll take this She wants it so badly and then they're asking about the pattern and the ladies like oh well It's a Rothschild pattern. It was commissioned by the Rothschilds and I was like okay How many seconds before Kyle mentions that Nikki Hilton is marriage over Rothschild It's meant to be because it's like my niece Rothschild, which makes me a Rothschild And sometimes I please don't that bid me on that Which she totally will you know Kyle went home with that oh 100% So they've moved to talking about the party at Kathy's house and sometimes like I just feel really tired I mean honestly the hardest part for me was when you guys kept saying, same more, same more.

And I was like, I was just being open and honest. Yeah. She's like, I just, I was just saying, be honest. Otherwise, it's going to come across as two-faced or whatever, you know? Like, as of all of us on these women are concerned about being two-faced.

Right. She's like, well, I can't listen to someone say, you're gonna get sued and then be like, probably sunshine, let's have dessert. And she's like, well, no offense't listen to someone say you're gonna get sued and then be like, probably sunshine Let's have dessert and she's like, well, no offense, but that is kind of what you were doing. No, it was not Well, when I talked to you at your house, you were like, oh, I am happy this thing to say and I have this thing to say and then you're like I just don't want to talk to me. You don't want to talk now. Okay, that's fine She's like you are pissing me off right there. Oh, you are pissing me off

And then the bottoms worker just look at each other like poor people. I know they're laughing at them. Yes. And Kyle's like, open an armist, open an armist. And Satan says, you talk too much like to read sometimes. And that stops Kyle. That's how to really shut up.

Yeah, that really is. So then Sun starts to walk away. I say, where are you going? I am walking away from that. And Kyle's like, don't talk to her anymore if you don't want to. She's just, I've given her my truth. Okay. And she didn't like it. She threatened me. And I have done nothing wrong. Nothing wrong at all. Do I need to use my white lady tears? Do I need to? I'm not saying, I'm not saying you did anything wrong. I'm saying that I think you need a be honest.

I'm being honest and I'm tired of talking about it. She's, I got it. I got it then. I got it. That's me being open and honest. I got it. And so Sutton tells us that when her, with her ex has been, I was told what to do all the time. So now, I want people to talk to me like an equal. Talk to me like a friend.

But don't tell me what to do. I'm the boss now. Yeah, the lady boss. I am the, I am the very difficult lady boss. I also like minions and things that say keep calm and carry on. That's me. Chicky. So then um, Kyle's like, you were really upset because I can be upset. But calm down and talk about it in an adult way. And then when I talk about it with a friend, air, she's like, Sarah and you Kyle, Richard, she's told my China pattern.

She's like, it's a friend me. It's just the quote to me. And she goes, yeah. She says, oh, so you're saying you didn't mean any of that stuff that's fine. But don't say quote unquote friend. I've been a quote unquote friend to you. And any advice I've given to you is because I care about you. And I care about you getting humiliated on our television show,

because that means you'll be on longer. So Sun says, I don't know how I can be more straight. I mean what do I have to do? Fuck five man. Oh I'm sorry I meant more like straight up front. I was honest with her okay. I did say that I called her a liar and I did say I didn't believe her story and I did say I had a problem with the timeline and I've said more things to her than anyone in that group would ever say because you're all scared of her. all things to her than anyone in that group would ever say because you're all scared of her. Which you know, not a terrible point. And she tells us that everyone's getting her to do it because they're too afraid to do it. And Kyle says, well, I'm not afraid of Erica. She's never given me anything to be afraid of, you know, but you looked pretty afraid

of her last night. So open and honest. And Sutton's like, well, when you get, when you get that, wait, what did she say? Well, when you get points, oh, she goes, well, when you get this at you, points your finger in Kyle's face, talking about the doo-doo nails you know. I know. Yeah. Kyle goes, that's understandable,

but do I think she handles it right? No, do I think you handled it right? No, do I think I want to buy that jewelry off your hand? Yes. So she's like, you guys have to be able to move on and don't misdirect this anger at me. Kyle, you started it again. Stop putting your nose in every goddamn thing, Kyle. This is your fault. And Kyle says, as your friend, it bothered me to see you back down and be weak. And as Erica's friend, it bothered me to see her come after you like that and be aggressive.

I'm like, Kyle, well, you were both weak and lacking aggression. So I don't know what, you know, Kyle could have been stronger too. Yeah, Kyle says nothing, you know? She's doing just what Sutton says. She's like using Sutton as her weapon. And it's funny that Sutton's smart to it, but still not calling her out on it. So then Doreet is dressed like what? Like a like a house plant. I mean, I don't know what would

you call it. It's like a green cloudy sky. It's like, it's like, it was like green. I don't know how it does. You know the end of Little Shop of Horrors where the plant like spawns thousands of little baby plants and then they all pop out of the top of the stage but it's just like green pantyhose with someone's you know hand puppet. She looks like that.

Yes, yes exactly. I'm about to clean a house if that makes any sense. Yes, so she's putting out an enormous party platter, but it's just going to be for her and PK, which is kind of hilarious. Like a huge thing of grudetays, and she's like, PK, can you wait until I actually put everything out, because he goes in, of course, and starts eating off-ish. Can you wait until I actually put everything out? This is date night.

Let me at least do it romantically. PK! We'll help your hungry, PK! I actually put everything out. This is date night. Let me at least do it romantically, bekay. We'll help you hungry, bekey. He's like, did my twin brother get attacked and ghostbusters and melt all over New York City? You betcha, Boney, bum, I'm hungry babe. All right. I'm gonna name this shock, you to reborn.

The board. Ha ha ha. The celery, you got it. So, then he was like, it's so, uh, he now wants to open up the champagne. Like the one thing I'm going to say, depending on the bottle of some champagne, so then the cork goes flying and reads like,

PK! I told you not to thought, G, is he gonna do that? And he did it. I told you not to do that. G, G. Uh, such like a big, big mat date night is getting off to really rough start to care. Now first and foremost, I'm excited to have a loon time.

Wee-poppa! Wee-poppa! He has like the sharper keyboard like I'm not doing the beginning yet. He just has it up on his mouth. He just is like, he's just like ready with all the celery. Like, not yet. Just to read. To read. Talk too much. She talks too much.

So she starts talking about her dresses and blathering on and on. And he's just thinking about that piece of Swiss cheese he was about to shove down his throat, you know. It was the perfect bar. So what was that that you just picked up off your desk? Well, this is a, it's kind of like a dry erase. For notes, that's cute.

So you could just like erase it and you can write stuff down. It looks like a scale from the back because it has those four metal things on it. It does, but it's actually just kind of like this, sort of like glassy thing, I can just write down things that way. You don't have to always be looking for that piece of scrap paper, you know,

it's just, there's always something right there. You can just write on. But of course, ever since I got it, I have my need to jot things down, has literally declined 150%. Hey, look what I've got. I've got this version of it. I know you book. That's good. I know it's book

you say. I've never seen such a thing. I've got the Karen Huber version of what you have. Okay. By the way, I also want to clarify that when we're talking about ladybosses, it's really it's the girl boss. That's the thing that's problematic, not ladyboss. I don't know if there's a girl boss. Girl boss thing. There have been many think pieces about how there's problems with girlboss brands of feminism and everyone could look that up if they want to, if they can agree, they disagree. I don't, I don't. God, I've said too much. You want a patch.

I'm so sorry. You did because I feel like I made a statement. I was making just like a casual thing and now I feel like I have to back up the statement. I'm like everyone could look it up on their own time and decide how they feel about it. I'm really not making a patch. I was just curious. I just feel like everyone's dad all the time. I'm like, wait, what's offensive? That's offensive now?

Like that's why I keep the notebook. I'm like, okay, girl boss, do not say girl boss. All right, you don't wanna make people upset over nothing, okay? It's not worth it. Girl boss, have some respect. Don't ever say it again. Yeah, well, there's a whole article in the Atlantic.

I think that's what I read. I think I just read it over the weekend and you know, it just seeped into my brain and then I just regurgitated it out carelessly onto the podcast, but there's a whole article in the Atlantic. I'm out of lines. Okay, no more girlbosses. I'll look it up. I'll educate myself.

It's not your responsibility to educate me. Okay, I'll tell you what's always on Bossa girls. So, um, to read, uh, it's like... What about baby bosses? Although we still allowed to say that, because we want to keep couple of films. Yeah. Chagas already has his MBA.

So... Chaggy. Chaggy's already gone down for his first 3030 million bankruptcy! You go, boss, baby! He's already very invested in corporate mergers. He's already merged animal crackers with string cheese. So she's going on and on about dresses and he's like, yeah, you're a huge success on that, babe. Huge. Is there eating caviar to celebrate Dorita for Niktaria collection and um which sounds sort of like Dorita's endorsing some kind of medical brand like Dorita for Niktaria your sinuses will thank you. So um they just start talking

about Erica and PK is asking about um you know, what's going on with Erica? What has she been saying, et cetera, et cetera? Well, she doesn't say much. What she does say is she wants us to be patient and she'll be able to say certain things at a certain time. And he's like, well, what she can say things, all right, she can say that she's very sorry for the victims. You know, there's a lot she can say that's not a legal issue.

You can turn around and say, it's devastating. It's devastating. It's devastating, babe. Just like every crudetay before it goes into my mouth, it says, this is devastating. This is the death sentence way to end, you know? So... She has said that bubble!

And then we get the clip of the one time Erica has sort of expressed for more because the victims. Okay, get out, Erica. You can say it. The victims need to be given free CDs of the Erica Jane experience. They're all I said it.

I thought she sounded like a damn murderer. First of all, she didn't say it on her own. She was prompted because Garsell was like, well, the victims are what really matters here. And she goes, oh, yes. And she's wearing that little black headband and her black dress. And she's like, oh, yes, the victims should be taking care of.

It's like, whoa, is that a request? She was, yeah, she was being very, I think she was trying to be careful. She doesn't know if this was going to be used against her or not. By the way There's also a really really good article in Vulture that Lewis Pytesman wrote about Erica and the unwinding of her narrative and how she has to walk this fine line of as a Someone in public he is not saying anything but someone who is now reliant on this Provo paycheck has to say everything as a good read.

So I recommend everyone to check that out of culture. So PK is like, well, I think she's helping herself out with the whole social media posting. And Tricus, you know, coil brought that up to media the day as well. Huh, G, car brought that up, G. What's that supposed to be? I G, G.

I feel like she's saying C. H. I. G. G. G. G. Okay, so then we see a clip of Kyle and I'm taking a minute because I'm opening this. So, Kyle and Dorita are talking about the social media post. And, she's like, she said something about her private parts. Something about eating a private parts. And, she's like, oh yeah, I know that one. So, this is what it was. I can say. I have like lunged back on fur in her launch rig. And, she says, got buffoons sitting my pussy while I watch cartoons.

I am big contaminators and not quite aligned on that one. Got my food, sitting my pussy while I watch cartoons. See I round oons with oons, but also put it in the suit too. Now tell me, now tell me she's not riding her own lyrics. She's a regular Jay-Z. She's a regular tip-rice over there. She's a regular Jay-Z. She's a regular Tim Price over there. She's a regular Joyce Carol Oats. Yeah, it's, I mean, I'm not like offended by that or anything,

but I do agree it's maybe not the best look while you're in this like terrible PR situation. So from a song by Lil Kim, by the way. I figured it was, I figured it was a lyric, to be honest, but I also felt like out of context, it didn't quite work. So Kyle is like, well, she's the ambassador for this lingerie brand and she's like working. And so like some of the other things are, you know, some of the other things are provoking people to comment. And then we'll see something that is probably not from Lil Kim, where she says,

I thought about to say it in comments, but you all are so double, I just can't. Ugh. Yeah. Um, so yeah, she's, you know, as Andy Cohen, but would say, you're disaster on Twitter, okay? That's a star on Twitter. Uh, so let's see, uh, to read it's like, I know, I think it's a problem.

And P.K says, well, it's inappropriate at a time like they're going on. You know, it sends a message that you don't care. Almost as much as buying your wife a brand new Bentley, well, you've just gone through a bankruptcy of $15 million or something. What did he buy her that year, that shit brown car that she was driving to the Bentley?

It's like a rose gold. A rose? Or a rose or something like that. So P.K. is like, listen, it's not a legend what Tom did. What's the legend that he's lost his mind? And he can't remember what day it is. And that's a legend, babe. And that's highly unlikely.

That guy's been highly unlikely. That guy's been borrowing money and doing what have he's been doing with the past few years. And suddenly he can't remember who he is, babe. So suddenly, P.K., I have to say in this scene, even though he'd laced some of his comments with some misogyny, I actually felt like he was not speaking lies right in this scene. He was kind of making a lot of sense and I think he was being, I think he was actually pretty right.

Well, PK is a housewife, right? Like PK's first season was all trying to start housewives fights. He got into a fight with Erica and we all know that the initial housewives fights last forever and any fight going on today was because of the very first fight they ever had, right? And so it's always been what I think. And so I think PK has just been waiting for this moment to come for Erica. That's true. You know, so you had to read, like, well, this man that I believed was so sweet and

charming. G. He also turned, he also cheated on her. So yeah, do read it's like well this man that I believe was so sweet and charming Gee, he also turned he also cheated on her Gee did honor left and right in center and you know and so my god You know what I just thought of what? Their first fight was about vagina Erica and P.K.s first fight was about her showing her vagina And now he's mad that she's showing kind of for vagina on Instagram. I mean, talk about full circle, admit. In it. In it. So Doreet says she spent 22 years with a man and she discovered at the

tail end of their marriage that he's not who he says he is. Is it possible he lied to her for so many years? Gee, of course it is. Hahaha. Hahaha. I mean that no much, but I know everything about lifetime moving network. And it happens quite often, I'll tell you that much. Sometimes I just watch it with the subtitle song, so I can pretend I'm watching it immediately. Hahaha. Hahaha.

So it reads like, well I know that Erica could come out at this and make a brand new life for herself. And because like well, Nalted she definitely could and I suggest she do it immediately because I would love to see her in one of those waffle house fight videos Did you did you see that trending again the other day the waffle house? And it's like the employees of the waffle house, just beating the shit out of people, giving them trouble at waffle. The waffle bus. They should.

They should. I love those videos. I watch out for like an hour and bad the other day. And yeah, I would love to see Erica like an aheronette just kicking somebody's ass at a waffle house. Well, PK is like, well, you know, if she's not, she's not going to have a new life, if she's not careful with how she conducts herself, you need to send out the right message, babe. And that isn't with your legs open and stockings, okay? That

just isn't the right message. When you, when you portray that you don't care, babe, you're not interested and you're living your best life. And Erica scratching the noses of the credit as, okay, she's's saying I don't give a fuck this I got this I got this I got this I never seen a worse response to what's going on babe and so even though I Know you go you But she She's saying look I've got a job in land dream And it's like yeah, but she also means to long-term reputation.

That is her long-term reputation. The PK has a reputation in Erica half before all this happened. She's not like Erica is walking around with the stellar, you know, highfalutin reputation before any of this. No, but PK is right. I mean, I hate to agree with it, but I think PK is right. Because he says that she needs to basically like change up her brand.

And he says like, no one stays in the same space anyway, which is also true, by the way. Just in general, it was probably time for her to do a change up. But like, if it were me, this is what I would tell Erica, just in terms of like this whole, what I would say to change her whole PR thing. I think she should lean in oh She should lean away from the I don't give a fuck vibe that she seems to be leaning harder into and she should be

More like I just want people like when I hear about these people who are not getting their money I just want them to get their mind like she should be leading with that and she should be like Talking about bowls of quinoa on Instagram. She should have been, I know like it should be like a natural, like here's something I made with yogurt. Is that a fold of that, kid, into a burn?

It's like all natural. And I know it almost, it almost sounds like it's like an anti-feminist thing that she has to sort of like go away from being like boldly sexual and into this sort of like earthy, whatever. But I also do think that's the sexual. I don't think it's the sexual thing that's her problem. Like you can still be beautiful and the sexy.

It's the, I don't give a fuck attitude of it all, you know, and it's the riches dangling. It's not just the lingeries that it's like laying back on fur and being like, fuck this, I don't give a fuck. You know, it's her whole, she's still trying to keep the same persona. Yeah, I think she should have leaned into, yeah, she should have leaned into, I'm living more modestly now, but I'm still feeling fabulous. And, you know, look, here's what she should have done. I made some.

She should have, she should have done, er, she should have done Aaron Brockovich part two is what she should have done. She should have pulled an Aaron Brockovich and been like, this injustice was going on right under my nose. Oh yeah, well I'm gonna show up in that office. I'm gonna make a change. I'm gonna get those poor people there money. And that's what she should have done. They would have made a fucking movie about her. You know, it's like the wife of one of the lawyers from Aaron Brockovich, actually Aaron Brockovich, her own husband from that movie to get things back from the poor people.

I mean, she could have been a legend. She should have... She should have released a cover of Proud to Be American. Just like, I remember there was that one season of American Idol. Well, it does have Erica in there. So it does. I proud to be...

Erica, in that least time. No, I don't give a fuck. But there was a season of American Idol where there was this girl who was so terrible. Her name was Christy Something and she was so terrible and it was like clear she's me voted off next and that week she's saying proud to be an American. Like the theme was like 80s or something but since that song was around the 80s and she was like I'm proud to be an American and And Simon Cowell was like, you are very clever. And of course, she's self-proof.

So that's why Ericer should've been like, well, everyone, it's been a hard time. I know that my company may have taken on money that belongs to orphans and widows, but I'd like you to all reflect on my new single. I'm proud to be an American. And people would be like, she's just doing what she can do. Yeah, she could have been a hero here, people people and she wouldn't have even had to change her outfits because she does

You know Aaron Brock of it just costumes were very similar to that Instagram, you know, that's so this all could have worked Beautifully, but no Unfortunately no one hired the Ben Ron crisis management I'm telling you I'm telling you you are talking to the wrong guys. And listen, the housewives, I have given therapy to and advice to win in the end. Okay? They win in the end. I'll take a moment.

We know, we are students of the medium, okay? We know. We're trying to prove. Okay, we have studied this very carefully for 10 years and we can tell you what to do to get out of a jam. Okay, even a jam that involves orphans and widows, we could have told you everything. Yeah. So, okay, so a PK is like, well, you know, if I was in crisis management, I would say change of brand, you know, when you can't pay for Jennifer Lopez's house, you don't pay for

it until the Pope come, and then you move to another house, and then you don't pay for that house. You know, if you just don't pay for the same house over and over again, you're done, babe. Now listen, I've lived through a bankruptcy. Alright, a 15 trillion, Zillion, Codillion dollar one. And listen, that was just corporate. It was not just corporate, sir.

It was like $11 million to the Bellagio hotel for your fucking high stakes gambling. If I remember correctly. But this is a brilliant moment. Well this is a brilliant moment because now they're talking about the money, this whole crime, this alleged crime that's been happening and he goes, you know, you know, with me, you know, I find it behaves in way, it would have been terrible because mine was a corporate situation babe. And this is, but this is money that hasn't gone to victims. That's like $50,000.

That's money that could, that could change someone's life. And they cut to delete loading caviar onto a cracker. As it took about, this is money that could have changed people's lives. Oh, absolutely, hold on a better, delicious caviar. Delicious, oh, those poor people, lives. Oh, absolutely. Hold on a butter. Mmm, delicious caviar, delicious. Oh, those poor people. Delicious. See, when shit like this happens, you know, it's funny how people, how everyone divvies up their sins. Like, okay, I went into bankruptcy for 15 million, but you know, my, you know, my was for some

cancees, nose and corporate shit. So that doesn't really count. Her is really counts. Like, the emotions make it worse, you know, it's so funny. And then her eating her caviar, she and her fucking guy knows who even owns that house that they're in. Eating caviar as they express concern for, so who are missing the money from being burned nearly to a crisp and parents wrong.

We're lost in a plane accident. And then, but of course, just like when you're on PK side, he has sort of end the scene on I know, he's like, well, and there she is with her legs in the ass, not a good look babe. I'm like, well, the legs in the air doesn't have anything to do with it. That's the least thing. Yeah, agree. But again, it goes back to their first fight, you know, when he accused her of purposely showing him her hoo-ha at that lunch or whatever. Oh my God, I'll never forget it. And how could I?

Because it literally went on 24 episodes. Okay, so Garsell's house. She has her decorators over getting ready for the party, the chefs over, cats is over, we're planning it. Does she have a checkerboard for? There was a checkerboard floor I saw, It was outside, but somehow it works better for me because it wasn't like oddly wedged inside

like an old home, right? Like an old Victorian home. It was like, it was outside a new construction and somehow that like, it matched for me. Well, maybe she's just trying to set Kyle up to see if she'll steal it. I think people are just trying to put as many checkerboard floors in there to see if Kyle can actually do the cliche. You play checkers, but I play chess, but she'll probably mess it up.

You play checkers, and I play back-am in, oh Kyle. See, this is why you couldn't be a star-likeer sister. Well, you're not very good at bouching Bucceball, I'll tell you that one. Oh, one that one! Oh, does anyone know how to play Quassant? Anyone? Mmm, so Erika's tiny house. Now it's like we're getting ready for Rapani.

So Erika's tiny sad little home and the rundown area of Hencock Park. She has a little candle, a little candle that's being held up by Fival the Mouse while a pigeon does her hair. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Uh, and of course, she's got a novena of, a dovena of herself and then hair pieces lying around. And she's still got the glam squad there doing her.

It's only two people instead of 10, but she's still got, she's still got them there. And she's like, Well, this is fun. We must abuse ourselves. Just hear Yitzhak Pearlman in the other room playing a violin like, like,

I don't know. Do you wanna get sued yet, Salk? Do you wanna get sued? Yeah. so do you want to get sued? Playshipped was list. More effective. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ah, that's good. So I should have lived in that movie.

I'd steal the red coat right off that little bitch. It's gorgeous coat. I could have done more. I could have done more. This ring, this ring could have could have paid for one more glam team member. No, Erica. That's not how that's seen supposed to work. Okay. So Kyle calls Porsche to borrow some eyebrow brushes and Porsche is like, I think we're supposed to think that's cute, but I think so. It really worked for me. diminishing returns on that front. So Garsell is, yeah, so she's setting up and more and more. So Rina arrives first and she's like, oh wow, holy moly, look at this, look at this,

wow, look at all this stuff you have out here! Wow, are there any sauce? Any sauce? I'm doing, can I, I You know what she used to cat these. Wow. Lovely home. Wow. So she tells them smells good.

And the chef is like, so have you ever had Haitian food? She goes, never. Nope. You've never been to Haiti. Nope. The Bahamas. I've been to the Bahamas. I've been to the Bahamas once.

I've been to islands, Barn Grill. Does that count? Oh, well, you've been to Bahamas. You've probably had Kong. Kong? Oh, so close to being a naughty joke. So close. Or when Harry accidentally rose over into bed and all gives me on the head with his arm. I was brought some conch to Garcell. I never got a text. I never got a text. You know what? I think Erica has a necklace that says conch on her necklace, actually.

I think it says that. It says a C word, maybe. Conch. Maybe I've had it in a taco. Maybe in a taco. Maybe in a taco. I think it was in a taco. I don't remember.

I was so drunk. You know me, getting drunk and eating conch tacos. That's Taco, maybe that's Taco. I think it was that Taco. I don't remember, I was so drunk. You know me, getting drunk and eating con tacos. That's classic right now. She's like, yeah, I don't eat fish. What's this in the taco? Which conch isn't fish, right? Or is it, didn't they say conch is a snail? It's sort of, I think it's like a sea snail.

I mean, it's, I know the shell, the shell is like the big thing. And then it's definitely something that is like underwater I don't know if it's officially a fish officially. Yeah, I think they say later that it's a snail and cause that I'm a snail listen conk. This is what you got to do. You got to change your brand People just see you anything calm this look they just say they say Look babe look at this look this snail. Okay, and it and it's like you're scratching the noses of all the fish. Okay, you got to act like a fish from now on, okay, Kong?

Look at this snail, they're just, you know, she should be getting pity even instead she's sitting there with a tail up in the air, babe. Listen, she got really big, because people blow up over here. Okay, she puts a, people blow a shell. They think, oh Lord of the fly shit, right? The conch shell. Lord of the flies, it's not age well, okay? We don't like children beating up other children.

This conch has to change it. Love it. Although actually that might be conch because there's a difference between conch and conch, I believe. Well guess what? Guess who is going, good bye, girl boss, conch, versey, hello,

conch and conch, conch, conch, you're gonna say conch, conkin, conkin, controversy. Can't say conch, but that almost saying both those words. Okay, conch versus conch. Conch, yeah, difference between conch, and... Okay, I think conch is conch.

It's a marine gastropod of the family, which lives in its own spiral shell, while snail is any of very many animals. Either hermaphroditic or nonhermaphroditic of the class gastropoda having a coil shell. Well, you know what guys, don't tell me that we never taught you nothing. I'm going to give everyone a very special, this is for the people who are watching crap is on demand, this is one of the reasons why you should be tuning in because you're about to get a very special visual, okay? Because I have found out the real truth

about Kong and Kong. Okay? Currency of the website, flaw-keys.com. Also, the Florida key. I think this is called Keys Voices and they have an article about Kong and Kong. And the headline is don't call it the Conte Republic. so apparently conch is conch but you're supposed to say conch and to illustrate it they have this very stirring image of a lady perhaps a girl boss in her own right enjoying uh... some conch and here she is the other she is there she is miss The other she is. There she is, Mrs. Roper.

Okay, congratulations. Oh my gosh, Piggy, make a run for your life. They're blowing the conch shell, Piggy. See, this is why you gotta rebrand. If everyone thinks you're called conch, but you really conch, that's bad branding. And next thing you know, this conch has it shell up in the air. That's not good, that's not good to read.

Pass the quid today. Oh, so Rinina tells us she didn't I think we're up in a fish family. So I don't like fish. Which was kind of funny. So then Garsell comes down and they you know, oh you so pretty. Do all that stuff with each other. She's a second. And they make 10 kind of cake sort of situation, which of course Garsell looks amazing in. And Rina's like, wow, you know, I'm the first wherever we go. Ha, ha, ha, so you know what? Here I am first.

And Garsell's like, I know, I said to my glam team. I said, who's always the last? Go, one, two, three. Three! And three is three! They start cracking up and they make, they take bets on who's going to be last. And Rina says Kathy, yeah, $20 bet.

That's a lot of money to some people, but they could change. It could have changed some of those people's lives. Now they pass me that caveat on the $100 bill. Fulk. I'm calling this $20 bill. The orphan bag. So yeah, so Crystal Arise, but then Doreet shows up next dressed like the Joker, which was amazing.

Look at me. I'm dressed like Jack Nicholson. So she's like in an all purple, like a Joker purple blazer, right? And, and, you know, Garsell is like, oh, well, I just lost the bet because I bet that you'd be showing a blast. She's like, gee, am I always the one that shows a blast? Or is that another opportunity to throw a passive aggressive dig? Of course, there's a Huh. So then all-fotter Oh god, we love how you just put on so much makeup for this. Thank you So Erica's like one of those words up in the little beam and grosses else is suck boule suck bouce

It's up in the little bit and gross. This is also suck boule suck bou say I say Rina's like we play Bucleic is a bubbly or poop play Bumble your poop play You know Michael poop play you know what he did. He wrote Harry attacks and said thank you for your sauce Oh, it's so great for me to be able to turn to Harry and say, my couple play likes her sauce. Oh gosh, I wish I could have that experience with everyone who received the sauce. So then Kyle shows up and she's, Kyle's looking around.

She fully has the Terminator view, right? Like her eyes are scanning like every object in the house. Like, 500 dollars, $2000, where, where, where, where, how much is that? How much is that? Um, and Seton shows up and everyone's like, oh, it's Seton. Like, Erica just gets a standing ovation and then Seton comes in. They're like, oh, hi, Seton. So, Seton does that thing where it's so awkward and she doesn't want to like do a fake engagement with Erica So she does this thing was just like a very fast like

Like a window washer thing and then just like stops So it's super awkward for everybody and Garsell's like well, I guess we're just waiting for Kathy And then kind of like oh, she's not coming. Sorry and Chris I goes, why didn't she text me that bitch? I never liked her And they all laugh, but why didn't Kathy text her? What the hell? I mean you were just like The butler has never seen anything so rude and I can't write a fucking text Because Kyle has started to figure out that Kathy is probably gonna be a fan favorite and is already trying to phase route the show Maybe maybe you're right, maybe Kathy didn't even know that there was a thing.

So Garsell is like, Liz Arena, I do not want to not pay up when I say I'm going to pay up, when I say I'm going to pay up, because I'm gonna pay up Kyle Richards and they're all like, haha, haha, so she gives us $20 to Rina. So then Rina, I guess Rinna is trying to, like, she's, I don't know why, Rinna goes,

I want this $20 to go to the charity of your choices. Rinna, I mean, wow. Like that's the, I mean, yes, we support charity, but like this was such a bizarre pivot on this. I'm a good person now So Doreet takes it she's like ship it she's bett against me. I get it sweet Uh, and everyone laughs like she's kidding, but she keeps it so then yeah, they meet the chef Manuscha and Learn what they're gonna be eating

Learned with their gonna be eating So then they're having this soup And it's called soups humun and it's freedom soup because they were not allowed to eat pumpkin because it's like for the upper class only Yeah, cuz it took longer to grow and so therefore is a little bit more special and so and they warn everyone that One of the accompaniments is very, very spicy and Dorita's like, oh, she's like, oh, I like it spicy. That's what we do at my home. Yeah, her mom's from Morocco. That's why I wrote that man one time. My name was Manicate. Sorry, the different page. Morocco, right? That's you. You stand here. You know there's lots of flavour and I find a American food to be blind.

No we didn't have that growing up. I think that's why a pk fell in love with me. When I first met him we probably didn't have a first date till a month or two later and that's when I realized this man really does look like an uncooked dinner roll. And I started thinking to myself, why doesn't it make Metingle in Magina Town? And you guys didn't want to hear this, do you? Um, they're like, just wanting to go through dessert. Says Kyle.

So Jury's like, anyway, Garsell, I love the flowers, because it's like flower wall, because forgive my ignorance, but is it a flower that's typical to Hattaya and she's like Well, I don't know. I just want to do something like a tropical vibe You can kind of laugh so she's up those are orchids and Everyone's laughing and pointing at her guys literally like laughing and pointing in her face and literally like laughing and pointing in her face. And she's like, not talking about the orchids,

your cut fitness and everyone's talking like, oh, Sutton is horrified. She's like, she's like, ah, I do say, come on, come on, Garth's dog is, okay, all right, stop talking. Why am I looking at you, Doreed? Why am I looking at you?

I'm like, yeah, why? Gee, gee, why are you looking at me? Because she says, Sombalet, that means stop talking, Doreed. She's like, well, how many languages do you want to tell me to shut up in? Well, I'll have to read an library of things. No, but we hit pause to make some metaphors there. So we'll see.

Well, so then they get the next dish and learn about salting fish because they didn't have refrigeration and Carl is like, you know, let's not even act like this doesn't look like a weiner because it has one of those like vials of dressing

sticking into the ball. Yeah, and we're just like, this is food, it's not what I'm used to. Where's the sauce? There's no sauce. But because it's Garcell and her heritage, I'm going to make an effort. And I'm going to eat it. I did it. I ate fish in a non taco form. I did it. I did it. And as you brought up that time we met, Rana, I believe she had fish tacos. Just saying. So then the taco form

can make many things much more palatable. I guess so, because she did say earlier, she'll have it in the taco. You know, so there you go. I just thought that was my own tip. We did. They were delicious. I remember they were this big.

They were tiny. They were the pencils. They were this big and we're like $45. They were this big. Yeah, thanks a lot, fish tacos. Thanks a lot, polo lounge. Yeah. Also, thanks for your stamps on gay people, you dicks,

especially those little timing tacos. Tiny tacos is a bit more offensive, yes. Yeah. I was like, we need to choose our outrage better. I know what I mean. We have value outrage and we have values outrage. Oh yeah. Yeah.

So then they learn what the con is to see snail, okay? And yeah, couples kind of an, I don't eat snail type thing, which you know. So then Garcell tells the story about how when she was a little kid in school, she's like, I was the only Haitian kid and I invited this little girl over. No, no, I was so excited to have her over. And we get home and there's a goat head in the sink.

My poor little white friend was out the door. So then next we get some crème brûlée and then the chef comes by and I'd be like, did you like everything? And Chris was like, I had everything. I had everything. Guys, I had everything because she likes to, you know, talk about her adventures palette. And Rina too, Rina and Crystal both. And Rina's like,

me too, I ate everything I ate it. Ha ha ha ha. So then, Rina's like feeling Sun's shirt, which is all kind of like, bejeweled. And she's like, how would I feel it? How would I feel it? And Sun's giving her a look. And there's sort of having some pattern about,

about like that Sun's wearing. Our rich tools. Our rich tools. And her rich. Yeah, Rina's like, yours are real jewels. Mine are fake. And it's like, we've had this discussion many times, Rina. I'm richer than you.

All right. And Kyle's like, well, this one gets very competitive when shopping. And Carl's like, well, I think you're the same. Yeah, I am. I am. And then she talks about how. So she says that Sutton got a little nasty at bottoms.

And she said, I mean, I was talking to my quote, unquote friend, my quote, unquote friend. And Sutton says, well, I did do that. And I'm sorry, you are my real friend friend and Eric is texting like is dramatically as she can You know what they're do-do nails. She's like don't I don't give a fuck cricket wireless. I don't give a fuck I also like that with that when um the one Kyle said that son did the air quotes to because she did not do air italics But I'm a little bit of a She did not do air italics But only air except his AI T-LIX I underlines that's the only condol except keep your e-tulix out of here. She did not do air all caps did she

So Erica tells us I'm here for God's help so So, I don't really care about any of the full-range ships. I'm scrolling through the New York Times, and that's more interesting. And guess what? The cast of Oliver is paying for that subscription. I'm just kidding. I also like the implication that normally the New York Times isn't that interesting.

It's like, oh, the New York Times, all it's thousands of super boring articles. Well, no, there's good articles in there,'s thousands of super boring articles. Well, no, there's good articles in there, okay? There's good articles. I mean, it's no sort of keys for my news. It's no what? It's nophsortakise.com. Yeah, it's no well-passed time.

I'm just saying that much. It's not like she's reading the dictionary, okay? She's literally reading brand new, reading the news. She's reading the dictionary. Okay, she's literally reading brand new, reading the news. She's reading headlines. Yeah. So Garsell's, Garsell goes, well, Kyle, I'm glad that you're quote unquote here. And they all start laughing. And Kyle goes, yeah, oh, you know, you really were a bit of an asshole, son.

Oh, I forgot to do the quotes. I forgot the quotes. So they moved to the living room and there's just more awkwardness because Erica and son aren't speaking and Garst it's cold so Garcel passes out coats and everything and they start talking about Kyle and Her yellow Gucci pants about how I think it was I think it was Garcel who was like, I love those yellow Gucci pants Someone liked her yellow Gucci pants and Garcel yeah Yeah, you weren't there Erica. You don't know what she means because you didn't see him cuz you weren't there Yeah, she wasn't there. Sorry. It's true Erica

You were invited because that the yellow pants were from the night when sudden called the meeting at the Reats house Cuz Erica's like I don't seem to remember seeing those which is funny that they monitor each other's clothing so much That like if they hear of an item of clothing that they don't immediately remember it's like a cause for alarm right you know because they could have just been like yeah no I've got yellow pants you probably saw them they could have just said that but they all have like this this like they clearly have like a scrapbook at home messy yellow pants that night so so basically Kyle's like oh yeah, you weren't there. You weren't invited. Yeah. Yeah, it's a pretty good. Let's not go there. I didn't bring it up. I didn't bring it up. Yes, you did.

Yeah, you were the one who just said that man. Fuck him right now. So that it just awkward and it's just like there's an awkward beat in Doreka's. But I think I'm gonna I think I mean, did the G. It's probably time for me to go. I think so. I'm gonna go to and I'm gonna go. I think I might also I think I mean did the G it's probably time for me to go I think so I'm gonna go to and I'm gonna go so I think I might also I forget my also Love like the brothers yeah, well it's really chippy nippy nippy Jimmy Jimmy Willie Willie Does anybody remember the other night I don't I was drunk

I'm not gonna remember tomorrow. I'm drunk on fish. I ate the fish! I ate the fish! Gosh, someone remind me tomorrow to chase Carcell to let her know how much I enjoy that fish. Because God, I wanted to be able to tell Mniska how much I enjoyed it. What an honor.

What an honor. So then, Garcell back inside is asking Sutton, is that the first time you've seen Eric, I'm like, oh, what do you think I've seen her in the past five days? I don't care about her. So, well, don't you think you'll get an apology? She's like, I don't care if I get an apology or not.

And Karles, like, well, she is kind of expecting one. And Sutton just laughs. And Sutton basically says, if anyone to us, she's like, if anyone deserves an apology, it's the victims. So, Sun says, I got pushed into a conversation that I didn't want to have with everyone involved. Although, technically, it was Sun who was sitting there,

Sun who said, next time I see her, I have no problem just saying this to her. And it was Sun who was like, oh, I'm gonna be getting to sit next to each other because we can just chitchat this out. So. Yeah, but she did bring that up. And I don't think that someone should be, someone should have to go by that.

Like, if someone's talking shit, saying, I'm going to tell her they shouldn't be under any obligation to march in there and tell somebody off. That's so crazy and weird and rehearsed. I don't think anyone should do that. Well, maybe as a producer, as you were really prodding her. So Kyle, Kyle, also known as Kyle. So Kyle says, well, if you say something and put it out there You have to be what's the word?

Honest honest if you have a conversation about me calling me a liar. Please say it to me I want to know that which is Winger so it's like well, I mean that makes sense, but that's triggering to me Kyle She goes about what she says because you and I I mean you're saying if you have something's triggering to me, Kyle. She goes, about what? She says, because you and I, I mean, you're saying if you have something, don't wait to say it for six months, and that's what happened between us. Yeah.

And so we get the flashback of the children's hospital thing. And then Kyle tells us, you talk about picking a lane. I thought we were okay, Garsell, and now we're switching lanes again. No, she's not switching lanes. She's just pointing out that you're being hypocrite right now, which is the central lane.

And she's like, well, I'm sick. You know what, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of me, and cause like, how do we move forward? And Crystal goes, you know what, I was just with Erica, there's no moving forward with her. And then we see them with some extra class, some extra size class. And Erica's like, oh, come on me, am I out of hand? No, no, apology. And Eric is like, Oh, calling me in my own hand, no, they know a apology coming out of my mouth ever, ever, ever. You wanna get sued? Lady, you smile at me right now. Oh, I get sued.

Yeah, Sir Gristle is basically like, there's no path to resolution with them. As a cock goes, so you think that they can pretend, and Chris was like, they're not pretending to be friends. They're just acting cordial, okay? That's what people do when they don't like each other. And Kyle says, well, that's not what, that was not two people being cordial.

That was two people being rude and icing each other out. And it was uncomfortable for everyone around them. And Chris was like, well, look, you just sit at two opposite ends of the table and you don't talk. I mean, there's no need to be phoning all that BS. I hate that. And I was like, well, I hate it too,

but like if I'm at a small intimate dinner and you know, two of you weren't speaking, I mean, I want to be able to fix it. Even if it's just a bandit, Kyle, you start it every time. You start it, okay? You're like a pair of non-safety scissors saying that you want to open a line of band-a it, okay? You're like a pair of non-safety scissors saying that you wanna open a line of band-aids, okay?

You are the one cutting people. Kyle, that's like asking, do you wanna be cordial with Michael Myers, okay? Like you don't, just stay away from each other. You guys don't like each other, all right? You don't. So Crystal's like, you guys aren't friends. You hurt her, she hurt you, and it's over. And Kyle's like, okay, well't friends, you hurt her, she hurt you and it's over.

And Carl's like, okay, well I guess that's what it is, it is what it is then I guess. Anyway, this is like, it's a night. God, it's over, stupid, all done. Carl goes, well, this was a beautiful night, and that's where it ends. And Garth self starts cracking up. Like, haha, haha, haha, haha. And that was the episode, a real big episode. You could want to finish out the week with.

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