Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Bangs of New York

Episode Date: April 18, 2020

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What Guess what happens when they're so happy? Kids what happens when they're so happy? Kids what happens when they're so happy? Kids what happens when they're so happy? Hello and welcome to Watch Your Crappins, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker of The Real House, where there's a kitchen island.

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Bachelors Podcast. What's up, Ronnie? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hello, everyone out there. Hello. Hello, hello, hello, hello. I'm gonna say I love doing these crap in life on the internet. These are just so amazing.

We're not traveling. We're not, you know, going to shit, you know, shitty hotels look a beolar crashed out right behind me. He is. Yeah, there's beolar. Beolar gets to come to the show. I got nothing behind me except board games. My board games are my pets, basically.

And you, Jolly. Ha ha. And you. Um, I have my beverage for tonight. I found in the back of my fridge is a Modello, especially al. I'm very, very antsy. I'm very antsy today because I have been drinking that much

because I'm in Texas and I'm just here at home all the time and I guess you're an alcoholic if you're drink alone. So I haven't really been drinking and so now I'm drinking and I'm like, this is so amazing. And now I'm wondering if I fell off the wagon if I'm like Leah on Real Housewives of New York where it's like, I'm not an alcoholic,

but going on drinking water. You might have. I had some wine last week, because one of our listeners sent us wine from her winery, twisted roots, and oh, I always had that right. I think it was twisted roots. Oh, God.

Oh, God. But so I popped open, I had some red wine with dinner, and I was like, ooh, this is nice. This is real nice. But yeah, so we're back here, we're back here in the swing of things. So the original plan for tonight was we were supposed to be in Madison, Wisconsin. And tomorrow night we're supposed to be in Oklahoma and a pandemic ruined that. We'll be back, everything's postponed, but we decided to do a live show, especially since Beverly Hills is back too. So this is our big real house, where it's Beverly Hills recap. We're doing it live, people are streaming, we're seeing comments coming through our

our whole feed here. But if you miss this, don't worry. You can go watch it on crap and on demand on Patreon. I want to crap and Patreon Dr. Yeah, so as T Craig says cheese curds, yo, we unfortunately do not get to have any cheese curds, yo, tonight, but we will have soul curds instead. I'm having regular cheese and that's, listen, when you're not a local, you just see cheese. That's all I really see. I eat cheese curds. I'm like, hmm, some cheese. Delicious, delicious cheese. Let me tell you something. There's no

better word to describe real house, what's the Beverly Hills these days than curds, right? So we are going to dive into that. I don't think there was anything else too major to explain. We did announce the rules for our Roomba Giveaway, our I-Robot Roomba Giveaway. Just make sure you follow us on Instagram and tag at WatcherCrapins our I-Ruby Roomba giveaway. Just make sure you follow us on Instagram and tag at WatcherCrapins at I-Ruby.com and hashtag WCRoomba and then do a post about what your Roomba's housewife tagline would be.

And we'll choose our favorite one. And you could, and that winner will be will winner in Roomba. So that's sheep's cool. Yeah. Okay, everybody. so here we are with the real housewives of Beverly Hills season 10. A lot has been said everybody who comments on this show so far that I've been reading on the internet is either like can't do without

Vanderpump or Lisa Vanderpump who I don't really get that because Lisa Vanderpump left like after four episodes last season So I'm not really understanding why people are just now realizing that Lisa Vanderpump is gone. Yeah But she is gone. She's still gone and She's like you know got she's very she's calling herself Vanderpumpi and now. Yeah Big flood around my Caesar's palace and private jets. Well, I mean, she did slow it around. I see there's palace and private jets. Yeah, I mean, her presence is still felt there.

Her spectral voice lingers throughout the episode, or at least at one point. But it's funny because when the show began, I'll just give my macro thoughts about the premiere before we really dig in. That's a macro. It's a macro. I feel like a bird eye view. Because I like work with brands.

There's a real game-treating view. So I'll let you open the Camono on this show for a moment. So that's real corporate lingo. At first, I was like, It's not allowed in 2020 open the Camono on this show. You need to go up in the Maric, I think it is. No, no, you need to rethink your corporate lingo, sir.

If my boss told me open that kimono a bit, I'd be rich right now. That's for damn sure. If someone opened my kimono, they would just find like terrible effects of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. It would be a terrible thing for them. They don't want to open my kimono.

But anyway, so I felt like the first like 20 to 25 minutes, maybe even the first 30 minutes, I was like, man, this show is trying so hard to be fun and exciting. They were like, it was like highly energetic, in a way, it was like forced. Like, whoa, we're in New York City. Fast and it's lucky, this is just what we do. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, but it's still like

at a soul, it's still just like, look, there's one person with a glam squat, and there's another, and there's another. But by the end of the episode, I actually really liked it. So go figure. I was just, I guess my first thought when I was watching it was how long has it been since they shot the show?

I mean, it seems like it's been, it's like, you know how they're redoing all the old shows. Now they're like, no, it's Will and Grace, just like nothing ever happened. Here's Will and Grace again. And they they they look older, but it's like the same thing. That's this. I'm like, how long has it been 10 years? Like, how has it been this long? And they've all decided to come back with different characters. I mean, not completely different, but I get like changing your hair for a seat. But Erica's totally different. Yeah.

Erica just went away. I was like, all right, everyone says that I'm an your hair for a seat, but Erica's totally different. Yeah. Erica just went away and was like, all right, everyone says that I'm an ice queen and a bitch and I don't got a personal. So guess what? I'm showing something and that's show something and she's like, I was like, I ain't got eyes on my teeth that straight claw.

Who are you, saw? Yeah, I felt like they were all trying to sell it, like they're fun, they're super fun. But you know, the thing is that like, as hard as they try, 24 hours later, New York comes on and just demolishes them. Like it's almost unfair that Bravo does this to Beverly Hills because this is like the second year in a row that like New York and Beverly Hills were sort of like overlapping and you know, it's just it's like it's almost unfair to the show, but I think that like- But they do it to themselves.

Why would you go to New York City to do the housewives when you're not gonna be at the real housewives of New York? They're amazing. They're trying to, they're doing that thing where you stand over a suit pot and you're just like, they're trying to waft in that rony energy, you know?

And I think, I mean, I think that like, honestly, the show started to come alive when Sudden appeared. To me, like, that was the moment that the episode suddenly became like, it like went into high gear because she actually has a Roni energy. She's kind of like obnoxious and ridiculous and judgy in the ways that I really like. She's awful in every way that I grew up with. Like she is to me like a real, real housewife that I grew up with, the junior league lady. Like I think she's really fancy, but looks like a goddamn idiot.

Where is those clothes? She looks like Adina from AppFab in her clothes. Like that was like a PR person. He's always like, look what a darling. You know, she looks fucking crazy. And that's how she looks. She looks like some just dumb rich old lady who Just will wear anything because it's expensive and I loved it And I was reading a lot of comments as I do and people were like fuck her. She sucks. What a bitch I'm like, what what should you think you're watching? Yeah, guys. This is like a thoroughbred. Listen, okay?

This is what we do. Okay, Ronnie, like we had to do this with Cameron from Dallas. We implore the audience to trust us on this one. And if you don't see the sunlight come with us. And oh my god, the second she said, like lock your kid up, like when she said put up a gate and if they screen guess what it's called training. I was like, yes. Queen.

And Erica says, like, oh, yes, a real Southern mother there should pull out a fly swatter. And I was like, hell yeah, fly swatter, wooden spoon here, kid, pick your belt. No. Yeah, I know I'm very excited. I'm very, very excited. The other thing was when we did our trailer breakdown,

we went nuts trying to figure out who Sutton reminds us of. And we sort of landed on Michelle Forbes, which was good, but it still felt like there was something unresolved. And thank you to Dominique, who fixed it. He figured out who it was. Deena Lohan. Oh no.

That's wrong. I'm sorry. It's wrong but true. It's wrong. I don't like to hear it because now it's stuck in my god damn head. Dominique. Dominique. It's Deena Lohan with little Michelle Forbes.

It's the combination we, oh by the way. So Sparkly Potatoes says, her fenty shade, sun's fenty shade was pure ignorance. 100%, that's what we need. We need ignorance about fenty. We don't need Kyle Richards and Doree having a pissing match over who's wearing more Versace. We need someone to be like, have just really no idea what's going on.

By the way, there's a listener in here named Teacrag. Hi Teacrag. And every time I see it, I think Craig T Nelson. And I just made some Delta Joe, Delta Berk Joe earlier. And now I'm like, oh my god, Craig T Nelson's here to kick my ass, you know, that's all I can think about. It would be more love to encode. If, if, if Gerald McRainey showed up in the comments as well. Oh, you know, I love some Gerald McRainey. Could you imagine, can you imagine when he just,

oh wait, who's Craig T Nelson then? He's on coach. Gerald McRainey was major dad, as well as many other things, but he's the one who's married to Delta. Oh, oh God, so it didn't even make any sense, okay. Well, I knew where you were going with it, but that's why I was sort of trying to quietly like, could you imagine Gerald McCraining just getting upset

with Delta Berk? Wow. Wow. That's awesome. I've had just about enough Delta. And then she leaves him for Power's Booth or something. We're like that. Oh God.

Power's Booth is dead. Oh, I'm sorry. Well, he's dead. And every damn show he's ever been on I'm a his character is dead about a million times. I'll tell you that much. I don't know if the real person is Well, it cares about real people. Guess what actors? I don't care about you. I just care about the character you played Now stop talking on TV. You're a dern. You know that you know that lorry dern Laura Lini. I love Laura dern You know that next season there's gonna be a new cast member

of Real House of Beverly Hills, whose whole thing will be like, yeah, I was actually married to Power's Booth for about 10 years, and I loved him, but you know, like, it'll be like Power's Booth's widow. Well, it's for some reason, be up to the House of Beverly Hills. Oh, good.

Okay, that being said, Satan, I agree with you. She's wrong on so many levels, and I think she's gonna be great. She's gonna be so. That's time. I need it. This show needs it.

So before any of you complain and you're like, oh no, fuck her, I hate her. Remember how much we've begged for new blood on this show, and we got some, and she's great. Yeah, because she's also, yeah, because we don't need more like, ask kissing. We don't need more, you know, like, look what, hey, look at this amazing bag I got, you know, like that's what the show has become is just like brand bragging and it's like not

really always compelling TV on that front. So we need someone who's just like a disruptor and obnoxious and also so far wealthier than all the other women. Yeah. Well, we think, I mean, I think she's a derit at the end of the day as far as like a liar about money. And girl, you know, I called that one right away. Thank God that turned out to be true.

God had looking right about things. It's so rare. Come on, we flip my door. I like, flick your cord. I love that. That was about things. It's so rare among me flip my go. I like flick your cord. I love that. That was a real power move right there.

Just like that. That's an exclusive to people on crap is on demand. It's all like cord flip. Okay. So we open and guess what guys we're fancy now so we can actually put some stuff up on

the screen. So we open with Lisa Rina and her Vanderpump her Vanderpump pink because she did get she did you know conspired to her Vanderpump pink because she did get, she did, you know, conspired to get Vanderpump off the show. And here she is making the winner tour in her pink and Erica is also actually wearing her pink. Now, they're at this psychic's house.

Now I just have one thing to say, psychic. Did you see in advance what that Botox was going to do to you? You look insane. Stop it. Stop. Just stop it. You look like a bowling ball. You look like a bowling ball with saggy lips. You need to stop the work. Well, he should have seen that coming as he is a psychic. That's what I'm saying. Like, did you not see it? Yeah. Yeah. So this was the trailer. If you guys didn't see our trailer breakdown, we highly recommend you go back and watch that one because we had a lot of fun with breaking that all down.

We get the trailer to get people excited again to be like, no, it's going to be a good season. We promise. We promise. It's not going to be another season of Teddy power walking in Cosback Yard. But yeah, well, here's what I see. I see not Alice and Dubois. That is what I see.

Yes. I see a poor, sad imitation who is a terrible, you know what? You should have just said Kyle stop at the bank. Stop it, Kyle. Okay. If you want to be taken seriously, psychically. No. I know.

I cannot wait to really dive into that bang situation because I'm calling bullshit already. I'm calling major, major bullshit on that one. Yeah, okay, so yeah, we see this preview which we don't have to go into here because they were featured on this show like no other, so I'm gonna scroll through these previews. Let's go over the tag lines, bam.

Did you write them down on the DVD? Of course I did. Of course. Real housewives. Here, and you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna take advantage of this platform, and I'm gonna post them on our little screen here as banners. So everyone can read them.

I'm copy and pasting so you'll see my typos. But so the first one is Kyle, who says, by the way, also, let's come out of the fact that the audio quality of these taglines was horrific. Like did they record these, like, during quarantine? Because everyone sounds like this. Yeah. They record them on the phone.

It sounded like they were all on the phone in a foyer. It was just like, and they had been like, some sort of, like, some sort of, like, posts have been done to it to reduce the echo, because they all sounded muffled, and like, their levels were all out of whack. I was like, yeah. what is going on here? That was one thing that's so consistent about this show that I love. They'd like make no effort. They're just like, all of the shows, all of the housewives do this.

Like some of them will be like, I'm a new kind of father. Like, what did you record that pooping in the morning? Like, what did you do this? Well, it was like Dorinda's line this year. Her opening line is like, what did you do this? Well, it was like Dorinda's line this year. Her opening line is like, shattered from the kitchen. She's like, I don't always do it right, but I'm like, hey, can you just like speak at a normal voice

into the microphone rather than like while you're like making pasta? Anyway, I can often only fans while she's recording her. I can't see. By the way, it's being a terrible audio quality. I contribute to the terrible audio quality because I contribute the ultra-blog audio quality because I keep banging into my microphone. This arm is so huge and every time I bang into it,

it makes a noise. So I apologize if like during the podcast, every year's like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't been around for eight years, eight something years, and we just realized that one of us was recording up the wrong volume for eight years. That would be me. So, um, yeah, I know, but that's, that's funny. Cause how do we know, you know, it's like we just think it's so late. We don't, but our post-production consists of like opening music, closing music. There are so many podcasters I know that like sit and listen to their entire show and edit out stuff. I was like, what?

No. I would literally be, I would leave town and just never speak again if I had to listen to myself every day. No, definitely. I don't want to say I would kill myself. That was what I was going to say. I would not kill myself, but I would definitely hide my head under a rock. It's much better to just pretend I never said anything.

After this is done, it was all a trade. Nothing really happened. Okay. So Kyle's tagline is around here. There's more than just dresses in everyone's closet. Husbands too. Okay. So Kyle's getting a just dresses in everyone's closet. Husbands too. Okay, so Kyle's getting a lot of shit for this today. Actually, Kyle's getting a lot of shit for everything.

Everybody hates Kyle this year, by the way, everybody. I don't know anybody that likes Kyle, which is rare. It's usually just me. But man, Kyle... Smells like cigarettes in here, by the way. I think it's my neighbor's. It's Kyle's bings. It's Kyle's bings.

Kyle is in a lot of trouble today for this tagline because they're like, good to see you, so homophobic. Do you see this is homophobic? No, I knew it was supposed to be that they're skeletons in the closet, but because that's Bravo, you don't? I mean, the main storyline is Denise's bisexual, dressed with Brandy.

Don't you think that that's, they can just mean, oh, it's just skeletons, you know, I'm really good at missing the double meanings in taglines. So I just thought I was talking about skeletons of which there are many skeletons in and outside the closet on this show. Yeah, there's just lots of skeletons in general. Yeah. Yeah, but it, you know, that said, I don't know if it's homophobic or not, but I do know that it is Kyle's first tagline, I think, ever that's not talking about her money. So that's something. Well, unless she's referring to the role of Dex, she got post-made, it being like in her closet as well.

Yeah. So the dress is actually, you know, it's also funny is the irony of her thing about there's more than just dresses and everyone's closet is that she actually has less because her closet was robbed. She also has the ugliest closet because she let fade design it with fucking container store and Ikea shit. So I wouldn't bring up your closet if I were you, Kyle, okay, just leave the closet out of it. up your closet if I were you Kyle, okay, just leave the closet out of it. Just, just stop, leave the bangs out of it. You know what, you know what, you know what's in her closet? Bang extensions, that's what's in there. It's ruined it. Michael Myers bang extensions. Okay, so that was Kyle, and now we have, um, Rina, you know what, I'm not typing them on the screen anymore, because I just typed them out. I'm gonna also say, Rina's, the secret to life, ha, dance like everyone's watching. Everyone is not watching, Rina, because I had to turn that shit off. Okay, you need to stop. You need to start taking your medication

and stop dancing like skeletal all over your house. It's terrifying. Okay. I want to see, I want to see like you do a video like your children used to do where they would just sit or they would watch people on YouTube sit around eating some sandwiches. Okay, that's what I need for me right now. Can I stop the dancing? No one needs to see me dance like everyone's watching because if I dance like everyone's watching, it'll be just a lot of slow swinging

and like a regression to sixth grade waiting for a girl to ask me to dance at the school dance. I'm not like dance like everyone's watching you is not always a motivator. Not everyone wants to have the entire world watching you with your awkward dance moves. Well, yeah, you're not supposed to. That's not the saying. The saying is dance like no one's watching, right? Yeah.

Now, she's, she also has contrap, I love talking about this show with you because we can talk about this shit like it's like we are like, we shit like we are like I'm not even past the tagline. Not much happens in those social, be honest, but I love that we can talk about shit like oh my god, these taglines are so contrao. Let's talk about them deeply. Let's open the mono on them. At least here, right now also has some controversy with her. She's like publicly said she hates her tagline and she wants to change it Man Bravo won't let her or something. She's making all kinds of all kinds of drama about her

See Lisa when you record your tagline you have to remember one thing record your tagline like everyone's listening While you're pooping in the morning first thing on your voice on your voice, man While you're pooping in the morning, first thing on your voice, on your voice, man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha court. I'm Matt Bellasife and I'm Sydney Battle and we're the host of Wonder's new podcast, Dis and Tell. Each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the build-up, why it happened, and the repercussions. What does our obsession with these feud say about us? We're starting off with a pretty messy love triangle between Selena Gomez and Justin and Haley Bieber, a seemingly innocent TikTok of Selena talking about her laminated eyebrows.

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I feel like are like these very like like and not ambitious, but like sort of over the top statements that almost sound like a Bond movie, right? Like last year was like I haven't compromised for anything, except for everything.

You're like, whoa, okay. So this time, I'll let you do it as you are the Doreet master. Are you ready to get your ass annoyed already? This early intro? Yeah, no, let's just get in the hand. Everyone, the premiere, everyone is the Doreet. How about Santa Fe, Nathan Les? Then everything! Now listen, Doreet. Absolutely settling, by the way. her on his reach. How about Santa Fe anything less than everything?

Now listen to the absolutely settling by the way. I know and also settling the year of the lawsuits I love it and I love how later she talks about her lawsuit like I've wanted to talk about this loss. It's so badly but you give it a little than the other person gives a little and you lost that shit and have to pay a lot of money because you're I've got some shit from the bikini guy okay to read Basic but you know what I have to say here. We are again another year someone else everybody uniformly hates I'm loving to read I'm into the week of season. She's been like the voice

So glad she's the entire episode. Yeah, Yeah. Even with her crazy zebra thing going on. So then we have Garsell, who's new, Garsell Bové, and she's like, life is an audition, and Honey, I am getting that part, which I think is funny because normally people don't have to come onto the real house, so I have no less, they are not getting any parts. Yeah, exactly right.

Life is an audition, and Honey, I didn't get that part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. that part. Here I am. Here I am on the show. Denise is the only person I think I've seen go on housewives and actually get more roles because she was on housewives. I think Erica. I mean it's hallmarked movies.

Yeah, I mean Erica is obviously her career. But I guess Denise was up like formerly was a bigger celebrity. And then... Well, Erica that Chicago is, you mean Chicago? Well, not just in general. I mean, who heard of Erica Jane before the show, you know? Except, I'm sorry, Gaze. I'm sorry, Circuit Club Gaze.

Oh, yeah, they love there. The Gaze love Erica Jane. They do. But I'm just saying, like she... Like, of the people who were like already had like nationwide fame and then came onto a house I've show. Yeah, Denise, Denise, hallmark movies, you know, that's where the money is, is that? Hallmark movies, yeah.

I saw a friend of mine from improv in a hallmark movie and I was watching him at my mom's house. And I was like, oh, God, I feel so bad for him. He was doing so well. And she was like, why would you feel bad for someone who's working? What are you doing? she was like why would you feel bad for someone who's working what are you doing? I was like geez. I was like why are you so mad and she was like well I love hallmark movies and I don't

like that you're talking about them like that. So apparently like that's a big deal to some people to the raundice of the world who by the way had a fly swatter in a wooden spoon that she beat me with. Okay tell your friends. Okay. So now we have Teddy, Teddy Malon Camp. I'm Teddy with a baby. You never know what to expect when I'm expecting. Hi, I'm Teddy.

I actually know exactly what to expect when you're expecting, as long as you're like an accountability coach, so you're like literally as predictable as can be. Like you get mad if you're not being predictable. Yeah, accountability coach, Tanny, I'm expecting, and it's my fault. I did it to myself. All right, let's see. Here's what I can expect while you're expecting.

Harmonial, smooth swings, tears, anxiety about the future, having to stop working out, like talking about how the third time around, it's a lot easier or maybe the other way around, the third time around, she thought it'd be easier but it's actually harder and like Edwin's been really great but like it's hard to get up off of couches. Yeah. Even talking about Teddy, I just got tired. Yeah. Cast me's move on. So Erica Charardi is breaking my mouth. He'll. Bye bye.

Bye bye. I got a battle. I got a little sizzle to it. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. Rock.

Fly. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I would have liked. Oh I would have liked I would have liked a better play on Chicago because that's what she's in Chicago I would have liked if if she said something like I Don't just give you the dish. I give you the deep dish something like that get some Chicago or the actual musical like I Don't care what you think of me. I'm my own best friend or how about it's hard to laugh is worth living when no,

that could be a tagline too, just like in reverse in the middle. How about something like I have it come on or I like I'll give them the old razzle dazzle a little bit of jazz too Oh, I have one main thing to talk about home. Let me get back here Why let me put it on the screen so everybody can see what I'm saying here Why does this cast look like it's a bentoilit paper? Okay, here's Kyle. Thank you why does this cast look like it's been toilet paper? Okay, here's Kyle. Thank you. Kyle, any corona, okay. You know what the only thing this country

is concentrating on right now and has been for over a month is how to wipe wipe my butt. That's like literally all anybody talks about, you go to the store, they're in a toilet, everybody is concerned with their corn hole, okay? And then we have real housewives of everybody come out, all dressed in toilet paper. Kyle has these, those stupid long sleeves

that are going down to the floor okay then we've got like highly steeped out then currently see then we've got Rina just swinging around literally swinging toilet paper streams of it like streams of toilet paper coming off of her. Doree's not a toilet paper. She does look like an old bowling shoe. I will say that. Yeah, she's giving, yeah, she definitely has some shoe. Garsell is just like, Garsell looks like actually like a fancy napkin. Yeah, yeah, okay, that's good.

I was gonna close my mouth. She's like a professor at like caught no university. You know, university of caught no. And her cell. Teddy. Sir at like caught no university, you know university caught now And so Teddy Teddy God damn it. I think Teddy actually looks I think Teddy looks fine. She looks like she's in a headache commercial Look at her grabbing her neck like

New friend little yellow different better. Hi, I'm Teddy No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, one. No offense. And then we have Denise who's sort of like white on the bottom, but Eric, a Janum top. Yeah. Denise is Denise looks like a hallmark movie. She looks like somebody who's totally in a hallmark movie. Didn't she? Yeah. Yeah, I would say so. Speaking of Denise, she has the final tagline of the show. And hers is, my life may not be a fairytale, but I'll always get a happy ending. Wish. I appreciate. To me, that's like, that's like up there with some of Sonia Morgan's best tag lines What was it was like I

Don't worry about being on top, but I get back to my bottom It's like sometimes I'm a bottom or like sometimes I go commando what can I say that was my favorite because there's not even like There's not even any like Whittiness about it. It's just like you just stating what her pants situation is Yeah, and you know, it's like the 30th one that they've tried and they're like just put it in, you know, like what are you gonna say? So, some people take the subway, I take it at my ass, all of them, they're like, okay, so you can't use that one. Tell us about.

Are you wearing underwear today? No, sometimes I go, commando, what can I say? Got it, that'll be it. All right. So, what is going on here? Yeah,. Cause they all when in the group shot, they all look crazy. They look like they're video game characters. Yeah. It's just because they're they're overly processed with like whatever budget CGI is happening at evolution. Uh, so we open and crowd steep at house. That's what I wrote. Crowd steep at house.

It is of all the houses. Yeah. Uh, she's packing. And she's talking to her assistant about how she has to go to North Carolina and New York and North Carolina and New York. I know. I know. I know. Oh my goodness. I hope that like that two and a half hour flight does not hurt her.

So then Teddy is packing over with Edwin. And um, she's like, uh, Oh, this is like Kyle is narrating Edwin and she's like, Kyle is narrating this thing because Kyle's like the OG. She's the star, you know, as they let us know very clearly in this first episode. But Ronnie, please don't overlook the fact that Kyle is also kind of the wackiest. I mean, look at all these bras she has. Oh my god, bras for personality guys. So she's like, once a year, the real house was the Beverly Hills pack their backs and head to NYC for fashion week

Oh, that's the closest some of us will get to a religious experience and I was like was that homophobic like everything Carl says I'm like is that homophobic? I will rip this bitch up We'll just say it is like oh really I will rip this bitch up. I'm waiting for it. We'll just say it is. Like, oh, really? Yeah, she's like, it's like our annual pilgrimage. So already, I'm just like rolling my eyes because again,

to me, this is like not what we tune in for is to see like, faunting over a high fashion on this show. But yeah, so Kyle is all excited. We see Erica in like some dominatrixie kind of get up. I don't know what- The three PO. If C3PO was turning tricks on Nebraska Avenue, that's basically what Erica's doing.

And Erica, like, you know, BSEX, you want to be listening, it landed you Tom, you know, you go girl, but. Aren't you tired? Hey, it's better than anything we saw at the fashion show later in the episode. That's for sure. I know, but I just feel like this about hookin. Okay. Okay. You just, it I just feel like this about hookin. Okay.

It's just in general hookin hookin in general. You've done such a good job. Like you won already. You're in a mansion. You got jets. You've got like you won. Just stop. You're working to are. It's like those people when you're waiting tables that show up. And I can't do the movie, but I just came back to wait tables to keep it real. It's like, why is this called Halloween? That's why these bands.

That's why these bands. Like, take a break, in other words. Yeah. So Kyle is acting like she just invented fashion week. She's like, New York Fashion Week is something you don't wanna miss. I'm like, yeah, we get it. We also watch Project Runway.

Like, you don't have to explain New York Fashion Week. Okay, we know New York, Milan, Paris, like we get it, okay. And she's like, so you don't normally wanna miss it, but then this year, I'm also one of the designers. Yeah, I created a line and I'm debuting it at New York Fashion Week, at which point I was like, fiercely checking the internet to be like, I don't think I saw Lisa Vanderpub had a fashion line.

Why is Kyle doing this, too? This is strange. Yeah, right. Also, New York Fashion Week has some self-respect. It's like anyone can just show up and do it. You know, like, ah, I've got a fashion line now. I'm just gonna show up with some moves that fashion week and I'll be able to get up there.

What is this, the new James Beard award? It's like what are they just handing these out at the hot dog factory? Come on! I feel like it's like you know you can show a movie at like the Cannes Film Festival, but like it's out of competition. Quote unquote.

So you're just basically like renting out a theater in Cannes at the same time or like any film thing. And you're be like, oh yeah, my movie's going to Cannes but it's not really in the festival. I kind of feel like that's what Kyle is doing, you know, she's like rented out a corner of the Javits center and that was almost like okay. Absolutely it is, you know, which is my show in Central Park. It's like my show at the end station. Yeah, exactly. It's like that time when we did the crappies and then we got kicked out of the room because Adam Sandler had to film his Netflix specials

Like guys Adam Sandler's at the crappies. Yeah, it's totally us I like when we went to South by Southwest, but we weren't like really is we were in South by Southwest But we were you know, it's like the same thing. We were like in front of the food trucks Yeah, or it's like the time that Tiffany hadish happened to be outside two different live shows that we did and we're like guys Tiffany hadish has come to two of our shows And Mark Maran actually and mark guys we have so many a list stars on our show guys line about guys Okay, so Everybody's done I will say this so thanks for coming Okay, I will say this so.

Thanks for coming guys. I will say this by the way, we did once do a show at the improv, the Hoverton Prop, and Craig Robinson walked in the room. I don't think we ever talked about this, but Craig Robinson walked in the room because I think he got confused and he watched us for like five minutes and then just was like, I don't even know and just walked away. I don't know who he is either. So fuck you, personal, I don't even know and just walked away like I don't I don't know who he is either so fuck you personal. I don't know. He was on the office Don't care

Point is this at least we have the self respect to acknowledge that we're not in New York Fashion Week Yeah, so Kyle has a line and she's still friends with Teddy for some inexplicable reason ass like her Teddy. I guess because Teddy does her dirty work. Never mind. I said, he said, mom is Meg Ryan. She's white. What? No, Ted, not anymore. Because Meg and John broke up. So now Teddy has lost the most interesting thing

about her. Sorry, Teddy. Wow. Well, either way, Kyle is still working to have, I'm sure to have John Gugermele and Cam play at her white party and Poor Glenn will have to be sweating more than ever before. So I think she's playing a long game. Either way, so Kyle, so here's, this is funny to me. Kyle facetimes Teddy and is like saying, oh, what are you wearing, whatever.

And Teddy's like, yeah, we're a lot of jumpsuits. Like, I can't wear a lot of colors because I'm showing in them. And Kyle goes, oh, right. I'm showing in them and calligas. Oh Right, I'm like did you forget she was pregnant? Yeah, so of course. She's like oh my god. You're pregnant with nanny J This is again, so then we go to the airport and of course Teddy's first fucking Teddy You know, I can't believe we've had this much time off from the show and I'm still so mad at Teddy. Wait a moment of the Mad Teddy being first the airport. Because it's just such an ass kissy like,

oh first of course I'm first I'm Teddy I'm first since she can be like secretly mad that everybody else was like five minutes after and if they get in a fight later she can be like, oh after I waited at the airport for you. And you. And you. So, yeah, so, but we should mention that in Kyle's fashion show, like all the women are gonna be walking in it. So, something to look forward to. And so, Denise is talking about it.

And she's like, you know, I used to be a model back when I was younger, but I've been working for Kyle so, what I'd be going to fashion week, I'd rather not. I got you with that. I've been born by Aaron and the, yeah, the charred remains of the tree in our backyard. Yeah, Kyle's got fashion week. I got big dick at home week, all right.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Can I get a cast of you guys please? Oh, man, I'm TSA, like I give a fuck. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So let's go to the New York City, Roddy Hotel. Now, last time we were in New York, all my family came. Well, a bunch of my family came. And it was such a fun fucking time, even though I got the flu. Which back then, remember then, when it was like, ah, the flu,

let's still go hug 500 people and do a bunch of shit. No, it's from you. Yeah, wasn't that fine. But anyway, the point is I say that some shitty, it wasn't shitty, but like I was saving a certain amount of money a day and my family was like screw this, we got to deal with the Lottie this place, a gossip girl hotel. Oh, they're at the Lottie. Yes, and I was so, and I'm still, that's one of my biggest regrets life. It's that I didn't stay at this hotel It's actually because it looked like a big business on the inside didn't it look like the big business set on the inside I was like oh my god. This is the perfect hotel. Yeah, like the Plaza set Yeah, like the fake Plaza because the Plaza doesn't look like that on the inside by the way spoiler. I know. Yeah, it doesn't at all

so we also Rina's getting her makeup done because God forbid we skip a scene of one of these's getting her makeup done, because God forbid, we skip a scene of one of these women getting their makeup done. And we get to see her first interview look. I don't know, Ronnie, can you bring up that interview look where she's wearing this like pink? She looks like, it looks like a flower is birthing her. It is so oversaturated in color this shot.

I was like, could someone take the Instagram filter off of this, uh, this interview? Well, who are we looking at Kyle? Rina. Rina. Oh, Rina. Look at me. Like everyone's looking at me. Oh my God.

Yes. This is her. This is Rina and her. I just stole Vanerpump's fucking life. Okay. Hold on. We put her up here look at that yeah yeah that's a lot you know Rina's Rina's doing this thing lately that at first

I was resentful of because I felt like it was appropriation but now I'm kind of into it because she's really leaning into it and that is her drag queen thing like she's literally and I'm not even being funny like she's literally just gonna be a drag queen now. Like she, today she's on Instagram with this huge blonde wig and every day she has a different wig and she says things like drag queen say like this girl is so, so, honey. And she's totally appropriating drag queen culture and I kind of like it because it's like, it just makes me think of like RuPaul's Drag Race where at the end someone could be like, bitch, you better twirl out of here. Something, you know? Yeah, well, I think what's happening is that, you know, so Erica has, has been sort of talking like that because she's around her gaze all the time. So Erica sort of

has like soaked in gay chatter. And then Rina wants to always be like Erica and not even like in a Kyle, not in Kyle way, but just like Rina's like, that seems like fun. I'm gonna do it too. then Rina wants to always be like Erica and not even like in a Kyle not in highway but just like Rina's like that seems like fun I'm gonna do it too so Rina's doing it but Rina does it like so over the top you know so it's just sort of like the it's just the you know we gays are very influential that's what it comes down to we're just oh god well you know gays originally stole it from women so they know certainly gonna have like drag lives and literally appropriate women. That's right. Gays have just steal from the black women.

Ha, ha, ha. Oh, but I like that. Rina is like kind of mob. You know, she's kind of a mob bitch. Like she'll, she'll take your job and then show what, where your color, you know? Or I like her. And James, she's like, listen, you're popular because I decided to be nice to you.

So I'm going to steal your drag queen stick and dance every day on Instagram, you know? Like, Rina doesn't only beat you at stuff. She like, where's the fucking, she wears the prize after like a serial killer. Like, this is basically Rina as Buffalo Bill from Silence of the West. Spectre. So by extension that means that Van Opom is like some well being force fed like lotion. Yes. Yes.

Tell us a pedondal lotion. Darling, please just send me a pussy bow. Okay, so then we go to the, you know, the back of the fucking home depot, this being built or wherever this is that Kyle's getting her shit done. The Barclays Center. Well, the thing is we're seeing all this stuff happening all at once, because it's supposed to be like, hi, energy, these women live a fab, exciting life. Wow, don't you wish you could just be like them so we seek Kyle and Sophia checking into the hotel and then we go to the Barclay Center because V files is doing a fashion show and Erica's performing at it and so Mikey's

talking about who knows what he's just I honestly didn't like my god Mikey is so hilarious okay so there she's getting her hair done at the Barclay Center and Mikey's like, yeah, okay, you went from doing a tour with this in our show to this, would you have to nail on time and that is the difference here. It's like, well, thanks for, thanks for explaining the difference. Mikey is between walking for five seconds and doing an hour long show. Glad you made it, Mikey. Exactly. So, honey, I like a Jane is still performing. She is still saying yes. I don't know why I wrote that down, but she does what you're saying. And then we go to the show,

because we only see like a few seconds of it, because there's so much going on guys. And so we see them all sitting there and there's like smoke effects for the show. And Ridd has say they're like Trying to inhale like everyone's watching Yeah, there's a lot going on Denise in hotel room calling big dick Kyle calling to read Kyle's like hey to read. Kyle's like, hey to read. How are you? She's like, I'm in so stupid. I'm dying out of here. Kyle, it's a little awful. Airplane, airport, cause

can't be here. I am. She's on the poem. To read is acting like she just touched down on Turkmenistan. She's like, Kyle, I've just got here. It's just, it's been so much guys. I just, the sun is penetrating and there's dust in the air. And I, I don't know where I am anymore. I don't know what PK is. I think we lost him somewhere over the Maldives. Like, you're in New York. You're the one who always breaks me up and being able to do this like easily. And then so, while Kyle is talking to the re, they keep cutting to Alexia, who's just like sitting there. I guess she got time cutting to to Alexia who's just like sitting there

I guess she got time off and she just she's just like a Trailer just in there This is the most personality she's ever shown she's like Fucking face roller. Oh my god What is really so fucking stupid? I sort of got you like look at me. I have a little pores You have a little pores because you're like five years old, you little bitch, okay? Not because you're using some Facebook, I am gonna burn some wrinkles off. Not because you got some Facebook bullshit, okay?

You should have started with that Facebook bullshit instead of the danger laser, Jesus. And then she just keeps doing it. It's like an hour later and she's mindlessly just rolling out of her mouth. Yeah, just doing that. So, yeah, I guess the New York Times Crossword puzzle was down at the time. So Kyle's like, Kyle's telling to read that. She has to do like, she's like, oh, God, to read, I don't even know my hair and makeup ideas are going to be for the

models. And to read is like, I mean, first of all, it's probably fake because I've seen enough, Kell on Earth to know that that shit is taking care of not the night before, okay? Like, how are you gonna have it like, quote unquote, fashion week? You don't even have your hair and makeup even like slightly sorted out.

So of course, but she never did anything. Like she never even said anything to anybody. She just sewed up and then, and then ruined everything for everyone. And then every lady with pink hair yelled at her I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say that I'm not going to say move that ugly piece of pajamas where to the other end. It's more than a guy. Well, that's true. I know I did anything. I do trust. I can't. Doreet often looks crazy, but I also do trust her.

I actually think that Doreet looks really good. Even in her crazy seasons, I've actually felt like Doreet is generally like, like she looks good and Doreet's banging her fashion. Her fashion is more on, but God, she is beautiful. And Dree's banging. Her fashion is stupid. She's a moron, but God, she's beautiful girl. She got some good work then. Yes, but I actually think that, I mean, she definitely has some major misses,

but she a lot of times has some, a lot of hits I think fashion wise. And I just think. I'll fashion wise she's a disaster, but it's like she's a hilarious, she's a beautiful disaster. Well, here's the thing, she's at least an interesting disaster. How about that?

As opposed to Kyle, who's just like Freddie Krueger did my cool-ots. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Jareet has a lot of things that she did first that were always like, that is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, like that foiling of her hair. And then we see it everywhere, like two years later, all those fucking breads in her hair. We're like, that is so stupid. And this year, they're trying it out everywhere.

It's like three years later, they're trying that out. You know, so Doree does have good magazine knowledge. Like she does know what trends to steal from magazine. So either way, Doree's gonna help this disaster of a fashion show, which I cannot wait to dive into. But first, we're having a, thankfully a pretty quick thing. I think that clearly had in a, in a different season, this would have been an entire episode of Erica taking pretty much all the girls out in a van to New Jersey to see the, the go-go bar that she

used to dance in called Shakers. Well, this is a moment of Erica being like, alright, you want to see the real movie? Everybody says I don't share nothing. I'm gonna share something. This is where you want to call me. Stripper, I want to strip my ball. But, hey, this is my shake. What's it called? Shake is. Shake is. Why did Erica, where did this sudden desire come for you to just expose your life? Well, I'll tell you something. I was here in New York and this crazy lady came up to me and said I was an iceberg of some sort And I was like, okay, then you all get to see what's beneath me. Here I go. Yeah, she's like, I don't know how to type. I'm not a secretary. I'm thinking I'm dating, so that's what I know. I'm like, mmm questionable. Okay, at best, ma'am.

Yeah, I mean, you know, listen, you just believe in, if you believe in yourself, I believe in her. I believe in you believing yourself. I believe in you. I believe in empowerment. I believe in you and me. Okay.

You believe in empowerment. You believe in what? I believe in you and me. Okay. You believe in empowerment. You believe in you and me. Isn't that Whitney? I believe that we will be. Listen, I believe ticket sales and she's telling tickets. So how about that? Yeah, you know, you have to give it to her. She's she's doing great.

She figured out she figured that shit out. I mean, she's on TV doing it. Wow. And so on. I'm on the theaters. What can I say? You know, good for her. I mean, she's on TV doing, wow, and selling out these theaters. What kind of thing? You know, get for her. I want to be in Chicago. I mean, good for you, girl. Yeah. I just want to be I just want to be in the background. Still this fucking world. Let me seriously. Anyway, so now, so now, Kyle and Dorita are in a car. And Dorita in a car, Dorita, Doret, like, just got fillers, like

over the state of Ohio or something like they are fresh. She comes into that car like Kyle, Kyle, like it is like their, those lips are big. Doreet, yeah, Doreet gets her eyes open more every time. She looks like she's being tortured in Brazil, you know? Like her eyes are like this basically. Like, it's so good to see a, like damn, your eyeballs are gonna dry out and fall out of you girl. Okay. So she's telling us about how she's done with me,

she's done mediation with my ex-potna and this is where we see her zebra look, her new iconic look, aggressive zebra print. Keep talking, I'm putting lawsuits. Dereet Kemsley Lawsie, I gotta know how this ended. Dereet Kemsley Beverly Beach lawsuit settled two days ago. Well, that's oh, and it's on bravo.com. This is bullshit and I listen to you bravo.com. Well, you know what I'll look at this later.

I'll put this in my notes now so I can look later because Doreet makes it sound like, oh, they gave a little, I gave a little and then we were all happy in the middle. I feel like she lost somehow. But I'll find it. Well, we will put a pin in that one and get back to it. In the meantime, I'll tell you who lost, I don't know, the Coca-Cola Corporation, because basically Kyle and Doreet pull over

and they have this scene where Kyle's like, I'm so hungry. Can we order from that vendor and social orders, pretzels? And they order order to not diet Regular cooks. I was like this is cute and everything But let me see you finish everything you guys just order cuz I saw them take one bite and take one sip And you know they put that shit down once they had it locked on camera that they took a bite in the sip of that shit I know look at Dorits look at Dorit eating this. This is so Dory. Let's look at a picture

This is so Dorit eating this. She's like, oh, that's so, she's just doing jazz hands to the camera. Also, Dorit does wear the dumbest fucking things ever. She's wearing a straw hat right now that says, shaw, and the back it says no. Yeah. It's, it isn't annoying hat. Like, how do you even sit back against the seat

with that hat when there's I went that's one of the things that's annoying about when you have like where a hat backwards you can't like sit against the seat because you're like you know pushed forward. Something that's reached the thought about before she put on her shot now. Yeah, it's a sure home's had it actually has an actual name but I forget what it's what that kind of has called the flap to the front and one the two go anyway. Yeah, like Hunter Cap or whatever. It has a full, it has a real name, but we'll just have to wait on that.

That'll just be one of those mysteries, one of those crab that's mysteries. Creepy Hunter hat. So now we go over to Kyle with a shahida, the newest seamstress to be trampled upon. I'm from the seamstress. You see actual designer who designs all this stuff. So Kyle found this. She can explain. She can explain.

And so I love moon moves. So a lady's like, well, I need some traction with mine. You're on TV. Let's do this. Which is fine. It happens all the time. But Kyle making this her storyline is hilarious. Because obviously the lady has done a ton of work and Kyle walks into her place and

It's like oh, I don't like that. I don't like this entire rat. It's like really? This is how much input you have that you're just seeing all of this now Poor she's a Seriously, she is acting like she is Christian Seriano himself from afar and she's like, yeah, Shehita has had a clothing line for many years and then I have my own very specific idea. So right now we sort of like merged that idea,

our ideas together and Shehita's like, if you give me another red and blue stripe sweater, I'm gonna kill you. Sorry, it's just like Freddie really recommended it. I'm sorry. And I was like, yes, I'm an amateur, but I worked really hard on this. Like, I like animals, I like nature,

I like stealing houses. So I took shots of animals and trees and Kim sobbing on my front porch asking for the door code. And poof, I get samples in my mailbox. It's amazing. I mean, it's like the most like, like, white lady privilege at whatever, when it comes to fashion designing, right?

You know, fucking Kyle was. Like, look, I really, I love this dandelion. I saw an emceano. Yeah. Chihita. Tando, tell us something. It's like, she just like, uh, got another picture of Kyle's go kart.

Great. Here's another one of Porsche. OK, thanks, Kyle. Yeah, I'll try to incorporate that. And to read by the way, Dorita's bringing the shade in the right way. She's like, how do you just have a line where you haven't even seen the pieces?

And you're going to say you have a line. Yeah. And maybe I'll just wake up and throw the name on something and say, oh, sell it. It's like first of all, ma'am, let's stop pretending that you designed all that shit. You did the same thing. You teamed with that queen who had the bikinis or whatever. And then you didn't even pay him for his designs, Dorit, okay? But still, you're right, Kyle. So at least Dorit readers worked legitimately in fashion. You know, it's like for her to go into Beverly Beach

even though we made fun of it and all this stuff and whatever, at least like there's like some, like it was a natural thing it made sense for her to do this. Kyle is just like, okay, she, well she's probably competing with To Read now. Watch, they're gonna have a fallout because Kyle's gotta compete with someone this is now competing with To Read.

Kyle is pissed dude, she's on Twitter today like, well, I would, I would, I love you, but you are not the reason that my fashion line was successful, but thank you for whatever. And people are just ripping Kyle a new one. It is hilarious. Kyle, so I'd like to thank the technology of unsinched waistlines. Thank you. They really came in handy with my line. Thank you.

Yeah. So then we get Tracy, the pink care lady, who's in charge of whatever somewhere or something. And Tracy's like, listen here. All right. It's really important for the runway that it doesn't just look like a bunch of robes and pajamas coming. Listen here, man. I don't like Kyle Richards.

And you're right. This is, this is a shitload of pajamas. Who are you, lady, who works at Barclays? Get back to the stage managing section of managing stage. There's a back story. She has a backstory. I don't know what it is. It's a podcast.

You're crazy. It probably is like a very charming hallmark movie where Tracy used to work like as a high powered executive at Vogue and then had a falling out and then like no one's working with Tracy and then like the only person who would take like roll the dice of Tracy's she heda and so like Tracy's on this like together we can do it like like Tracy McGuire but then Kyle comes in and ruins her whole redemption story. That's just a lot of that's a crazy is that chick from the boat fashion show on real house as of orange County. We're Bronwyn's game showing her fashion and that lady tried to start a huge fight with Kelly and then

walked around going, I was bullied or whatever. That's either this Tracy Tracy and she tried it too and Kar was like, listen, bitch, I just got rid of one. I just got rid of someone this year. Okay. I'm not even going to give you the breath. And Tracy is trying to contain her rage so much. She's basically like, because Kar's like, well, I sort of like this one and this one's pretty cool too. And I like this and Tracy's like, okay, so how about this? Why don't you just like pull what you like when you don't like? We'll just figure it out from there. Why don't you just do that? Just do that. How about that? don't you just do that just do that happen that and you know and cause like that's what I'm doing That's what I'm doing trees like I still have a boat and then cast like oh, I love this and they're like snake skin pajamas I'm just terrible terrible shit. Okay, and also

Are these supposed to be pajamas because some of them are like bamboos, and you know those could go either way. But these were literal pajamas with like the huge collar. And the pie being. It was just like stuff that will make its way to sandals gift shop. You know, it was just like, it looked like a giant thing of like fancy resort wear. Yeah.

So Carl's like, well, I don't want to have something out there in my name that I don't love. And I'm like, well, how a giant thing of like fancy resort wear. Yeah. So, Kyle's like, well, I don't wanna have something out there in my name that I don't love. And I'm like, well, how do you think Kathy feels? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. So then the van arrives. And Erica is, Erica has taken everybody to the bikini club, the bikini totally not a strip club at all.

And Rina walks in and she's like, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's like everyone's giving you $10 to share your coach right in their face. But they can't touch you. So this is some sort of bizarre litmus test that Eric is putting the women through, even though she's known them for several years, she's like, are they going to be accepting? Are they going to pass judgment? It's a gerality, mystery. I'm like, they'll probably pass judgment and probably not because of the women, like being in bathing suits.

Probably because the place looks like a shittole and the fact that you worked there for two years is like how did you do that? It looks terrible. Yeah, Eric has also had great work this year by the way. I have to point that out. I'm not saying that's be a thing. It looks beautiful.

She's beautiful anyway, but like her work this year. She's been really hard on her. Her season upkeep is fantastic. And as much as we make fun of her, and I'm making fun of her for just suddenly trying to have a personality. Yes, I know it's fake, but I appreciate the effort. And like taking them to the strip club is,

I mean, look, she's making an effort. I say good for you, you know? Yeah, and I also, and by the way, thank you again to the producers for making this like a one and done scene as opposed to an entire episode that then had lingering feelings because as we will see that Rina is a little judgy. Yes, which is how Rina is, you know, that's how she was when she met Erica Jane. She's like, oh, slide. But yeah, Rina is like, 18, you worked here when you were 18 because Erica tells

her story about having a bad relationship with her parents and moving out early and she ended up with a strip club when she moved to New York when she was 18, which also is what I did, not in a strip club, but I did move to New York when I was 18 after a bad time with my parents. And today is just that kind of day here on this show because I also had this time during the New York recap. Yeah. Anyway, you know, Rinna's like, whoa, my daughter's that age.

I cannot fucking imagine like, no way, no way, ma'am. Okay, is it better that your kids like in a thong bending, like I get that she's like actually in a magazine and not in a bikini club, but it's not like your kids are exactly little nuns, ma'am. Yeah, that's true. But I get that, you know, I mean, the fashion industry is arguably probably worse than any just like random shakers, go-go bar in Jersey.

But you have to fuck way more for the money you get in the fashion industry than you do at shakers. Yeah, but Rinnah's just like, I mean, I just can't believe it. I can't believe it. And then we got, I know your favorite sound effect, the like that's of judgment. Like, oh, she passed judgment on someone on a show about judging people. Yeah, Eric was like, well, that was a thing.

I love high grubbles. Well, the parents, maybe I wouldn't have worked at Shakers, but you play the head. She dealt. I mean, yeah, love, I grubble wealth of parents. Maybe I would have worked at Shakers, but you play the hedge dealt. I'm like, mm, I mean, yeah. Like, I guess as a hot person, you've got a hot person privilege to be like, oh my city hand, I had to dance around in bikini. Do you know how much I would have killed the dance around in a fucking bikini when I did the same thing

you did at 18 years old? You know, I do not have hot girl privilege, okay? I know. I'd actually walk around and wait tables tables like a normal tap dance in the subway for my goddamn cigarette money. Okay. I had to deprecate myself on the internet. So still there. Still there. Here we are right now. No hot guy privilege here unfortunately. But Rina. So yeah, so Rina's, you know, she's like, this is what I basically do on Instagram now. So then like this old guy walks up to, walks up to them and Erica's

like, yeah, I used to work here. Can you believe it? And he goes, well, I used to drink here. She's like, uh, you're here right now, by the way. It's breaking to you, but you're drinking your hand and you're here. And then here we go on newest housewife. Ben, take it away. Garsobove. Garsobove. I love the name Garsobove.

I love the name. She's beautiful. I'm gonna be name dropy, but with the best intentions, I've met her twice in my time here in LA and both times she was so lovely and wonderful. And like I immediately feel like she asked about me. She said, where is Ronnie? I love his to read impersonation and I was like, thank you. Okay. I was like, he's not here.

You're talking to me right now and then she walked away. So, oh my god, that's girl. She wins. No, for real, she was so lovely and wonderful. I hope this show doesn't ruin her. You're in the two seconds that I met her. But she is just like, well, I have a love affair with New York City. I just love the traffic and the congestion and the subway and the rats and the precipitant and the fridget temperatures and the winter. I love it. Can't wait to go back to LA.

Yeah. So she's got the lady showing her sweet and stuff and it's really nice. And she tells us a little bit about herself. She's an actor. She was in coming to America. Yes. Really a movie. And she was on Jamie Foughtino and that was her big break.

And then she's friends with Denise apparently. Yeah, because they're both actual actors. I just already feel like she's too good for this show. I don't know what she's doing here. I feel like she's, here's what I'll say about her just first impressions from this episode. I feel like she's promising a lot in the way that she's like, oh, I'm not going to take that or I'm not gonna do with that or whatever But then she doesn't deliver a lot or I would have seen it in the previews. You know what I mean?

I agree. I'm a little worried that she's not gonna do much But then again, you know Denise didn't do much last season, but she was still hilarious So so Garsell calls up Denise. So Denise is because they're all in that van coming back everyone is like I like ourselves like let's do shots shot shot shot shot shot shot shot I don't get it. I don't get it, but I'll do it. What is that? Cha cha cha cha. I just threw my vape across the room doing Rina. You know, don't ever try to hold anything in your hand when you're talking about that commitment. So now later the woman are at a bar.

Denise orders custom. She goes for like the 15th time in the episode and She also does not get it, she does not need a lime. So, or as we later learn, she does not need the carcass. So, so Carcassel is like, oh my God, you're like me, I also don't have the lime. I was like, okay, maybe not the most promising star of the carcassel bonding over like absence of lime.

No carcass. What carcass? I love that. I almost think Starfrog herself bonding over like absence of lime. No caucus! I love that. No caucus. So, yeah. So they're talking to Garcelle and, um, Baba. She's single, she has kids, she talks about her kids finding her vibrator in her bag. Yeah. Teddy joins up, Teddy joins up, and she's like, hello, ladies. And I have to say

to Bravo's credit and maybe to Teddy's discredit, people care so little about her pregnancy that they didn't even bother a questioning why she wasn't drinking alcohol or be even like doing this typical Bravo thing of like, I think she might be pregnant. Like literally like, oh, there's Teddy. Anyway, no one cares. Yeah, but Teddy, you're not worried about what she's drinking. When you see Teddy, you're worried about what you're drinking. You know what I mean? You're like, there is Teddy.

What am I drinking? So yeah, so as you were saying, Garsell has vibrators. She's a black one and a white one, depending on her mood. She's from Haiti, grew up in Massachusetts. Yeah, learning to do some stuff like that. You know, my mom moved me here and I didn't speak in English. It was the dead of winter and I had never seen white people.

It was a shock. And I'm like, and here you are on the whitest show on Bravo. The whitest. Other than Summer House. Yeah, that probably like tries for sure. Let's say probably like Summer House. I would actually say Southern Charm, then Summer House. Oh, that's hard.

I don't know which is wider. Then there's Van der Pomp Rules. Then this show. Then this show, you think this show is, oh no, no. This definitely, I think this show definitely ranks up there. This one is the whitest. For sure.

You think this is wider than Vanderpump Rules? I mean, there are, yeah, some rules is a spin off of it. Vanderpump Rules isn't, isn't all white. It's, they only choose to be white, if that makes any sense. Like, they've actually got more of a culture in Vanderpump Rules.

They just don't show it. Yeah. But this show is like just why this can be. Yeah, I mean, Summer House has like a, like a, just like a teeny smidge of diversity in there. So maybe I would say Southern Charm is probably number one. Okay, let me say that this show is the widest rich Karen. How about this is like the widest rich Karen? This is like the why is let me speak to the manager. Yeah, so on bravo

Yeah, and you see it how they all treat the waiters. They're all fuckers to every single one of them is a fucker to the way Yes, like who walks up and says I want a vodka soda with lime no carcass Don't fuck yourself Just say a squeeze of lime and then just like maybe get rid of the lime yourself. I don't know Or no lime. Off with that. No carcass. No carcass.

So, Eric is the next day. Oh yeah, Eric doesn't even matter. Eric is like, are you drinking at the same hour? We're in an hour and six minutes. Oh my God. Yeah, never mind. They bond over drinking tequila and need. Oh, you know, all these things.

They're like, yes. They're bonding over the lines and tequila and how they drink it. So, there you go. And I'm like trying to be like, they're so're bonding over lines and tequila and how they drink it. So there you go. And I'm like trying to be like, they're so stupid. What's the connection? Meanwhile, let me tell you again about those five seconds. I talked to Garcelle Bofe about. See, so then the next day,

Rina is bopping up in her pink. She's pissing all over the show basically. She's like going up and pissing all over the camera. Like, I'm the new fan of pop. So she comes and meets with Sutton. Yes. Is this lady we've been talking about? And Sutton has evil, satanic, crazy eyes. So immediately when I see her, now this lady will talk to the manager. She will. She won't just talk to the manager. She will get the manager fired. Okay. Yes. She is so she so rid of describes her and says

I can't get a sudden. She's southern. She travels to New York for Fashion Week in Paris and Milan. She buys Couture I mean none of these other hosts do okay She buys Couture. She also kind of looks like Gina Lohan. I'm not gonna lie Couture what C Contour really is is designers just shitting all over rich idiots that they hate. And we see that in action. Oh my goodness episode. So it's like I'm so excited you're coming to Dominica's house. Like she really does have satanic eyes.

I was trying not to look. And she's like, they give me a gift every year. It's just so crazy. They make me something. The maker at tiara every year. It's just so crazy. They make me something every year. Like Dolce and Gabbana make her a tiara. So which I think is kind of amazing. But I just love this rich bitch. So yeah. So now the women go to Dolce, Dominico Dolce is a part man. And they're like sitting in this place. That's. I had no idea that that was a thing. Like, there's really a Dominico Dullchate, like that person's alive still with the head.

It's like getting to meet Ben and Jerry. You know what I mean? I got up. They were like, they sold off and like became hamburgers. You know, somebody put them in a meat grinder and you never saw them again. I didn't know that these were real things that existed still. I know. It's like ladies and gentlemen, we want to introduce you to Joanna Hagen and her husband Fred

does. So, of course, Rina tries to make it about her and walks to the window of this gorgeous apartment. It's like, my kids over there, some were over there, jumbo lofts. I was like, my kids over there, some were over there. Jumbo laughs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I felt so bad for a certain because it's not even the real Domenico that's there.

Sorry. No. The Francesca, the sack. Meet the sack. Well, first we have, first this PR woman comes up, this, her name is Jennifer, she's just like this skinny, like exactly this sort of PR woman that you'd expect to work is Jennifer, she's just like the skinny, like exactly this

sort of PR woman that you'd expect to work for, like Mr. Dolce, just this scary, cold, skinny woman who's like, oh, Dominica senses warmest regards, he unfortunately is not able to make it today. I'm like, you know that he's upstairs and just like waiting for the cameras to leave, okay? Yeah, this girl was like a villain and Mr. Robach. She's like about We sent you a record. We send the record as they can't be here. Yeah, of course that yeah

It's like only a matter of time before suddenly so find out that they're being hunted like in some rich person's game Poor certain literally because you know that's why Domenico didn't come down He's like just let it go through the grab bag. Yeah, so then Francesca, the Couturier comes out and she's like, oh, let me call you Adressa. So we learn more about sudden, which is that she was married to some hedge fund guy. And basically, according to Rina, she's gonna be set for life.

She just has like houses and all this money after the divorce. Okay. So Rina's like, this is boring. I'm going to go have my own scene out there. You guys have fun trying things on. So she leaves the closet and she's just sitting around looking around the room and she sees a big gold crown. And so she goes and she puts it on and we hear a voice over of the ground is heavy darling so leave it where it belongs Goes a van to pump and Rina's like it's not so heavy. It's not so heavy unlike there's like a dent like in her hair like So then after trying on the crown here comes Sutton and she's wearing this outfit that

has been handpicked as some sort of hilarious joke for for Domenico Dolce and Kelly, what's her face? Catrone probably watching on FaceTime. Sutton shows up in like a bra and this like sheer pink tool, I guess, and you shorts, like, she look like cotton candy goner-eye. Only, yeah, she really did. I'm fast forwarding so I can find this shot to show people. I mean, you guys already watched a show,

but this is really just wheels on fire, Ab Fab, this outfit, let's take a look. Wheels on fire. It is a pussyboat too. I'm in down the road. And you see what's your butt standing behind her like, I'm so sorry for you. Dominico, she's wearing the dress. We have this with the poison requested.

Look at Lisa Rinna's face. She's like, honey, honey. Yes. And let's not overlook the fact that Rina is in some God awful tacky ass thrown right now. Like worthy of like Jennifer Aiden's house. Okay. So then Denise meets up with Teddy and Erica and everybody they all meet on the patio. Oh, yeah. And so they're starting to talk about Charlie right because Teddy's like,

oh, I want to give you a heads up about something and it's going to piss you off. Denise Charlie responded in public. And he called you a coward. And they show the news clip that I can't read Charlie G. News clips. Yeah, it was something about trial support and whatever. So, and plus also reading a Charlie's screen headline may encourage people to start saying

winning as if it's something new and funny. So then Denise is basically, Denise accused Charlie of hiding money. And so, and then Charlie in return said that Denise was acting like a coward and a liar. And Denise is like, hey, I've been called worse by him. Slot. And then Denise is a shithead. Thanksgiving.

Hooker to private. So then Denise is a shithead to the way to the way to bring her drink. And she's like, oh, that's not a repassato. It's a Blanco. I mean, I need a can I please get a repassato? He's like, it is a repassato. She goes, it's not. So he goes off.

I know my aunt Keela. I was like, the bitch flower has arrived. Yeah, perfect. So she is basically saying what going going head to head with Charlie is toxic. I don't want to I'm not even going to do it. I'm not going to deal with this shit. And Eric is like, do you have a lawyer? And she's like, no, I don't even want to go down that road. Do I even have to show up to the court case? Can I just like mail him some tick tax and just be dumb of it like like

like an order and court and Erica's like you think Aaron Brock of that's why it's for somebody to send us a water film so she calls Tom and they're like get upstairs right now and call a lawyer she's like yeah maybe later I get to LA and Erica's like being like empowering like girlfriend. I'm going to do this for you. Like a scene out of like a one of those TV shows that used to be on Bravo, the scripted shows, like girlfriend's guy to lawyers and she's like, no, we don't wait. We're going to take care of this right now. We're going to do oh, where did he go? He's like, fuck that. I'm not going to court. I'm not going to law and you don't tell to learn you don't tell me what you got a lawyer and i asked for a reposite please thank you and of course your husband wants to represent charlie sheen's wife like your

husband's being sued for millions of dollars as well allegedly read them read the press so uh... night before michael drabler show godfuckin kyle and they just get to something. What do you want to talk about? Okay, so it's the night before, and Kyle is having a party at a hotel. This is where it's a reed's like, I'd like to order a vodka,

vodka, a club soda, three squeeze lemons, and Caucas out, Caucas out. And cows don't like that. She's also what it's like when a PK goes sunbearing. Her daughter's like, what does that mean? I know, she's like, she doesn't even know her, What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that?

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What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? I'm so nervous about this fashion show I've done nothing for. I'm so nervous for that lady. I'm giving 2% to you. Yeah, and then she's like, and on top of that, I've got to travel down to North Carolina. And that's when she tells us that in the new Halloween, which we can't remember if it came out, not already, that Kyle was like given her,

she was in the original Halloween, the director, like we should out to her to have her, like being the new Halloween. So I guess spoiler, she's raw, fine. But then she's like, so that's why I have these bangs because the director thought it'd be really fun for me to have the bangs. I'm like, don't blame this on the Halloween franchise.

You got a haircut and then you took a picture and so on, you got bad Instagram comments. No, I believe it. I believe that the director saw some dailies and was like, you guys Kyle Richards, this is how Kyle Richards grew up. We've got, she's got to act. They're like, what do we do?

Just put bangs on her. Just two bangs, bangs act. Like bangs are a personality, you know. No. So they come back with a ski mask on. Be like, guys, I went to camp crystal lake by accident and now I have to wear this for three months So then Kyle is like oh my god. I'm also happily married one of the only happily married people here

So she calls Mori who is having an agency party at their house and just wasted, you know She's like he's probably drunken stoned which he is he is and there's a hot guy next to Mauricio. Did you see that guy? I need to know more about that like how is it And there's a hot guy next to Mauricio. Did you see that guy? I need to know more about that. Like, how is it that we see a million agency parties? And the one time we see one that's only five seconds long, it has a hot guy, we don't even get to find out about. And so it's like a boring thing.

And she's like, hi, honey, it's me, Kyle. And he's like, oh, it's like me, Kyle. Who, who, who's this? I can't see you there. Who's this? Are we done now because I have to go back to my party So like oh, that's so he hangs up on her and but right before he presses the hang up buttons You just see you just hear some girl off screen going

It's a time for some shot I was like oh, oh yeah Cuz my lady is standing there. He's also having I mean his agency party. I don't know what's around But he's like yo Agency and then you know that like somewhere Camille was in her kitchen just going Agency so of setting Sadding I also has Mauricio in her phone as my love bean. Just putting that out there.

Oh God. That's just, I mean, this is the time I was her phone had drives. You know, just I was her phone. I was here right in front of it, so I didn't have to look at my car. Her hair. She's like, it was Steve Jobs' choice to have the banks on my phone. Yeah. Sorry.

I'm doing a reboot of the ring. So now my phone has to have bangs. Okay, so now Sutton comes into this dinner and she's like, oh Kyle. She's such an asshole in the scene. It's perfect. She's like, Kyle, thank you so much for having me. I didn't know it was a disco kind of a night. I think maybe I look too proper. Yeah. And then Erica's wearing like a super like short skirt. So like it's basically her butt's coming out.

And so Sun's like, Erica's dress is a little short. I mean, that's where I get a little juggie. But Erica really does like half her skirt up around her ears. It's like Erica, Jesus. You got the part You know what I mean stop working and then and then she's like talking to Rita She's like and how honey what about your dress? What is that from she's like Fenty check Fenty Fendi Fendi is that we said no Rihanna Fenty Fenty Armani arm is that Armani you said Versace Fenty, Armani, is that Armani? You said Versace, Fenty!

Yeah! It's Rehanna! Aluba! And she's like, if a celebrity does a collection, I could care less. I mean, if God came down and helped collaborate, what's wrong with her? That does not interest me.

And then they just cut to Kyle with a sheet up. Who like it? Doing her cover. I mean, you are wearing people's clothes because they're celebrities. They're just not their only talent is Fashion and not music and fashion so fuck you with your one-lane celebrity Sutton I love you. Hope you stay all night. Yeah, no, I loved how she'd be such an ignorant asshole about Fenty Not I don't have any problem with Fenty, but I just loved how she was being such an asshole about it. But also, don't start talking about how you're into a fashion, you don't even know what Fenty is. I mean, Fenty is like, is huge, huge.

So that was just hilarious that she was just like, willfully ignorant about it and then, can't just passing so much judgment too at the same time. I love that. Well, first she goes, well, Teddy's wearing, I guess, I guess they're asking her like, well, what do you think of everyone's outfit? And she says, well, Teddy's wearing some sort of a black romper cue.

But then they cut to her at the bar trying to be fancy. And she's like, all jump, all, all, all, all, all to the bartender. And it says under me, can I get champagne with a knife? She says, can I get champagne with an ice cube, but what she really said was the swimming pool, but of course. Well, yeah, well, no, because she's, she ordered an ice cube in her champagne and Rene is like, I've never heard of that. And then she goes, oh, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap, lap,

lap, lap, lap, lap, lap answer your, which was like the swimming pool, but of course, I'm not sure what that really meant. I think it was just highlighting her bad French, right? Or was that like a champagne thing? I just assumed it was talking about how she doesn't know her French, like she's a Louan. Yeah, I'm assuming it's a Louan moment, but watching, I had the rant about like the Umami Naage

on Top Chef last week, and then, you know, we saw how that helped back for it right guys. So Ranna is just like, we we, who's also like pink. So then a stupid to read of course has a purse like this being. It says, you total Zoolander moment she's like, look at my purse. She's like tiny. She paid $510 by this purse by a jacquemousse or whatever. And it's like the size of a Costco card. So then Sutton's like, oh, I'm just looking for the place cards. So I know where to sit. And they're like, we don't have place cards.

By the way, we can all agree, right? That next episode Kyle is going to have one of those tiny bags, right? Because she was like, going out to her. She's like, this is a joke. You paid $510, but this is a joke. Guess what Kyle missed? You drove a go card to the supermarket, okay?

You're not in any position to be shaming someone for their very tiny little bag and you're gonna have one next episode, so Shush. So then, Kyle's like, yay, thank you for celebrating everything I've worked so hard for all by myself without any help okay by the way tady's pregnant and everyone's like who cares you know it's like do we get a wedge so then um so then um but i'm fast forwarding through some of this sorry so then erica's like oh yeah see her working. And I just feel like such a failure.

When I was pregnant, I was baffin' in the subway. What the fuck? The sudden goes, well, when my son got out of the crib, he had a baby door, and he couldn't get past it because you know, it's to keep him out. And he would just stand this scream and cry. And people would say, what are you doing with your baby there? And I said, it's called training them. Let him cry. You gotta be mean. Let him cry.

And then the music's like, oh, like it's like, oh my god. She's a monster. But Eric is like, that's right. That's right. You're from the south. She's like, I grew up in Atlanta. She's like, I grew up in Augusta. They're like, Georgia. Yeah, I'm like, oh, yeah, it's childhood, it's food. Also, did you notice the Kyle's most passive aggressive gesture of all? We talked a lot about how all the women are wearing pink as like a fuck you to Vanderpump. Here's where the way Kyle said a fuck you.

She had tuna tartar served at this dinner party. I was like, really? Wow. Wow, what's next, the pump teeny? A Kyle teeny? That's funny. Um, so then the next day everybody's getting ready to go to this thing and Kyle is on

her way in the cab. I'm her publicist calls and he's like, um, Kyle don't get me. I know what I don't know what happened, but Tracey with the pink carousets, you really need to keep space between you and her throughout the show. And she's about to below. And Kyle is so furious. She's like, I, if I knew who Tracy was, I would be fear. I would yell at her. I unfortunately, I don't know who she is. I don't know. Is she the one who's

designing my, my line? Is that who Tracy is? Is she the Uber driver? Who should I've made up? Yeah, oh. By the way, one quick thing, I also have to say I really applaud Sutton for just being shady to Kyle's face about Kyle's fashion line because when Kyle was talking about how it's her first fashion show, Sutton sort of had her face like, oh, oh really? And I'm so expected to go to it. And she's like, and how many pieces did you have at the beginning of the week? And she's like, around 45. And so I'm just gives this look like, like I am too rich to be dealing

with these idiots right now. And I love that. I love like a too rich lady moment. Yeah. So we get to the fashion sale. And Kyle is wearing one of her own terrible snakeskin PJs with red stripes up the front. I mean, she's the worst. So she's like, I mean, if this doesn't work, I'm not, it's not like I'm going to be broke, but I just, I work so hard on it. I don't want people thinking Kyle Richards, why the fuck does she have a lot? People do think that kind of because you've never done shit in your life. Okay, but have fun selling to your 18zillion Instagram followers. You know make your money girl. What do I care?

Just keep it off my TV. You're pouring me. I mean listen I mean you've already shown that you can keep a boutique open so like of course you can move into that. Oh Oh forgot about that. Yeah, no. Okay. We'll have fun in fashion. Yeah. sorry, Aileen too. Oh, did you catch this throwback to Yolanda when her kid says, I'm hungry and Kargos eat nalmond. Oh, I did not. My teeth look so yellow in this light. I swear I brush my teeth every day, people. Mine looks so amazingly white.

I totally blushed this shit with some cold gait or that armen hammer bleaching shit. I feel like I've got Karl teeth tonight because it's like this yellowish light. So I just I keep looking at myself and then the shadow. I'm a T tonight girl. Look at that. You got me. I have full Carl. Oh, much. Don't look great by the way. I can show a fucking movie on these T.

Yeah. Okay. So to read her shoes are too big. So they gave her shoes that are too big. It's C-B-C-O-J! And the guy's like, um, can we put an insult in it? Maybe? She's like, I will say to you what I said to the person trying to sell me a car. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A So she is being ridiculous and she goes up to Teddy and is like,

Teddy, here's how you're gonna walk. You put one foot in front of the other. And Teddy's like, okay, thanks. She's like, yes, Carl, you're welcome for saving your fashion. Sure. Well, at least to read how the grand idea of maybe not having one bizarrely patterned pajama suit. She's like, can we just have one solid in here

to break it up? So then meanwhile, Tracy is, she's with all the models because there is a show about to happen. So she has all the models, all the people, and she's going through the rundown of like, okay, this is how we're gonna do the show, this is how it's gonna work. And then Kyle just walks up to her,

like while she's this one's working, trying to get this disorganized ass fast show and Kyle walks up Like a full you want to talk about a Karen. She's like um Tracy So I have a daughter Alexia and she's coming in and she's gonna walk in the show. So a Tracy's like Okay, and then like she just has full on repress rage and she's like this fantastic No, it's fantastic. We just have to figure out the whole color story first Which is you this because everything is like lined up and like yesterday You like you pulled off of all the clothes and we had to redo everything. I was up till 5 or 3 the morning

So let's just do this before we put your daughter In the fashion show and as it is a daughter who is rolling her face right now with a cotton swab Is that the one who's walking in the fashion show, I know, is it the daughter who is rolling her face right now with a cotton swab? Is that the one who's walking into show? Okay. That is just so fucking Kyle, that we like, my kids walking in my fashion show, a fuck off Kyle, fuck your stupid face rolling kid too. Okay. Seriously. So then, um, guess, you know that this is a really classy show because the thirstiest of all thirst bombs who I happen to love But it's still like seriously dude. It this could have been like hey guys a subway great is gonna turn over at Grand Central Station and Carson Cressley would be there like Yeah, girl. Yes, bitch

Carson Cressley's there. So he's like the only celebrity that they can really show I know he went to Karen hugors for profit charity dinner So that being said, I don't know why bravo has not brought back Get a room with Carson Tom because that show sad amazing. It's still in dead last in the bravo ratings By the way, it was a show some bravo Thank you on Reddit whoever does that bravo ratings thread every week I read it every week and then they do a comparison of all the shows and how popular they are against each other

and it's still dead last. Like nothing can get last beyond that. Well, they put it on Friday and I said, it didn't support it properly. Well, either way, so now it's like 30 minutes they'll show time, so Sun shows up and she's got like a lace cape on. Like, it like doesn't make sense,

but I just love her sheer like bravado and wearing such silly clothing. And guess who's like scraping the bottom? Now Paris is just like, okay, I'll do it. What the fuck am I doing with my life? I'll fucking be on the show now. So Paris shows up with Nikki Hilton and goes like, hope they put it on their Instagram.

Which is why they never wanted to do the show in the first place, of course. Yep, that's exactly correct. So now the show is starting and it's just like, it's just like, it's like, it's just, it's like, imagine like just having a bunch of flags flapping in your face. Just like, flappy fabric with lots of patterns and stripes and stars and symbols and just like, you can't really discern anything It's just like flags like oh my god so many nations all at once Yeah, this was some this was some awkward

Dama walking that we saw here. Yeah, so Teddy Teddy has a funny moment thanks to the editors because they put in Please don't walk like Carl didn't provide, or like, that's our best moment. Yeah. Yeah. That's all the clouds that's from us. It's from us. And she does, you know, yeah. And then the Dorewist, my biggest surprise, because I thought everyone's like, oh my god, Dorew, look how she watched you so good. She's such a proud Dorewocked like crazy.

Did you look her legs were, I wish I could, I mean, it is a visual show because we're on the internet, but her, like a swim motion, her legs would like come out, like, knock me people when we walk, like our legs. I don't know how to explain it. They make a circle like your bottom leg. She walked like an X-Fat girl, that's what I'm saying. Okay.

Oh, I love that. I love that I love that me um so yeah and then uh sudden shockingly sudden actually likes one of the dresses and she's like she's like oh I'm she's like that's cute that's cute and Garsell's like yeah well we'll have to probably pay for that and she's like I'm getting it do you see my? I get things for free. Um, I'm trying to find something to put on this comment thing. Can you please put up a picture of Erica? Kyle, see, once again, Kyle is so underhanded. She puts Erica in just some oversized baggy, just terrible pajama outfit that I just is like, this was passive aggressive. This was done because Erica is very popular and this is Kyle's attack. I'm saying it right now.

Okay, I'm trying to get there. I'm like, I'm just forwarding to other worships. Yeah, no, this is, it's just hideous. And Garsell's like, it's frumpy. There I said it. There I said it. She's not behind me, you see. Okay, so then Kyle is like, everyone's like, oh my God, what an amazing show.

And then Kyle's crying. And she's all, we were so happy that day day it's actually hard to imagine how terrible things would become and then it says in December Denise stopped shooting with the other ladies don't stop Yeah, so yeah, so now then we see clips, it's almost like a trailer, but not quite, but like Kyle is like fighting with Denise and Nisa saying like stuff things like I'm done. I'm done. No, I'm done. If you serve me, Blanco, Tequila one more time. I am leaving this show. Okay. Bravo, Bravo, fuck Bravo. No more Blanco Tequila. Tequila.

Blanco. So we see Rinna shooting an interview segment and the producers like, you know, all you guys are told at the beginning of the show that you're supposed to tell the truth. They're going to go and it's not for everyone. Okay. You sign up for your real life. Do you think it's comfortable for me talking about my child having an eating disorder? Um, yes, because you're the one who fucking put it on there. It's not like that with some huge secret. And why don't we talk about the husband, Rina?

Yeah. How about the husband? So then, and then we see a shot of like Denise and Aaron leaving a party really angry. And then Rina's running after Denise and then Rina has her full on shit stirring voice. Yes. Denise, you're leaving. Why? And when she clearly knows exactly why, I love when Rena does that shit. It is so underhanded in the best way. And Denise says something like, guys,

don't try and ruin my marriage. Like she says something like that. And when Erica goes, you don't have to explain yourself. And meanwhile, Erica's dressed like Jackie O in this thing. Like she's wearing a little headband. It's like,

this is the first lady's fuck to random. That's been kind of out, the aimful. Yeah, because Denise goes Bravo, Bravo fucking Bravo. I'm out, which I think she was saying to try to make it that they couldn't like use the footage. And then what Denise said was, I'm a very married woman. So the Bravo, Bravo, Bravo thing is something that Vicki said was I'm a very married woman.

So the Bravo Bravo Bravo thing is something that Vicki said when you say Bravo Bravo Bravo Bravo, they have to cut the scene. So Vicki would try and always say that. And Teddy apparently told Denise this. So Denise repeated it. So then Teddy came out with a tweet. There was something like, oh, look at her trying to say bravo.

So she's trying to control the footage or whatever. And then Denise wrote, honey, you're the one who told me to say that. So that was the big, I read that on comments by Slebs. So thank you. And then Trixi, Teddy's just such a fucking asshole. That is such a Teddy thing to do too, you know. Yeah. So then,

Trixi, it looks like I feel like they commissioned something for Trixi because Trixi sings a song that's like, heavy, heavy, heavy is the head that was the crown. And then Kyle is, uh, yeah, I love how they can do this without band or by the way, this is like the 90th time they've referenced her So Kyle is calling Rina during one of her interviews and she's like oh my god Did you see the press and then we see the press and it says Denise Richards quits filming after months longer

Fair with Brandy Glantville no No, this is a lie and old Queen and a bar told me they fucked like one time on vacation. Let's stop acting like this is some year long. I heard that too, actually. That's all the old shit. This is another off Queen in the bar. Yes. No prize. The same Queen because that Queen just talk girl. He will talk. But this is not some year long thing. Brandy is still a thirsty ho skank trying to like make her get her job back, which she probably will. And this is all they have for the season. I can guarantee you. By the way, and Kyle cannot be happier because Denise was really popular last season. So Kyle is

like very happy for this all to happen. So then she's like, she's talking to Rina on the phone, and she's like, I bet she, I bet you she anything she doesn't even chop up the reunion and Rina's like, oh yeah, she's done. If you ask me, we never see Denise Richards again. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Can I get fucked by Aaron first? Yeah, she gives us crazy luck. You know, Kyle and Rina, you know what's gonna happen? You're gonna have to do something, both of you. Neither one of you will. I mean, you both fake asses.

Let's talk about the husband, Rina. And Kyle, let's talk about your husband, too. Remember when Vanderpump gotten so much trouble because she alluded to the stories in the press about your husband having sex with all those hookers from fucking Hotel bar she also did that And that was a huge thing for someone else to bring that up and that was all over the Nuzel all over the magazine

So that's true the tabloids Yeah, I mean Kyla's as nosy as they come and as gossipy as they come and you're right if Vanderpump one of her cardinal sins was telling Brandy to put those tabloids in the bag, when Kyle starts shit every single season and she's so manipulative and we're seeing it right here. At least Lisa, I feel like she sturs the pot with intention. You know, she, like, she's like, this is my role. I have, I just, I'm gonna like, stir the pot to make things happen because this is, I have a job here. does not admit that she doesn't act like she calls just like trying to be like the good guy I just try to think and I just heard this I just wanted to make sure everything was okay. I

Don't trust her don't trust it. Watch out everyone. It was a very interesting I cannot believe we got an hour and forty something minutes out of this Okay, but it was a very fun Thank you guys so much for joining us tonight on this very special live show. We'll be doing this again and just for joining us all the time you guys. We really love you. We love that we're able to do this and we get to keep doing it. Yeah, thank you to everyone who tuned in. We got a lot of people and wow, so many comments. Thank you to everyone who tuned in we got a lot of people and wow so many comments

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