Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Big Little Lie Detectors

Episode Date: May 22, 2019

Special guest Katie Cazorla joins us to recap the lunacy of Lisa Vanderpump taking a polygraph on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." Plus, Camille Grammer's wedding and all sorts of random tea from Katie. Brace yourself for some craziness! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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It's Katie Kuzorla. Hi guys. Oh my God. Hello, Katie, oh my God. Katie is back. Katie is back. You got me. I love that you said that I have a feminine laugh

because sometimes they answer the phone and people are like, oh, can I please speak to your wife? And like this is the wife, biatch. Oh, I'm feminine. Yeah, you're feminine. So how are you doing, Katie? How's it going? Oh my God, I've missed you guys so much.

I've been doing a lot of stand up lately. And I'm a lover of all podcast Doi. So I am opening up a little podcast studio and studio city. Oh wow. I know I feel like it's great to hear your lovely voices but sometimes I want to just sit around and watch them. So, you know, a lot of people are doing that now. They're like videoing it so they can see you. Yeah, I'm high. We do that twice a week. It's on crap and it's on demand for anybody who wants two weeks, two, two weeks on video.

Go check them out. Oh my God. Advancing, guys. I know, babe. Super, super fancy. Well, listen, we're going to let you show yourself in a moment. But first, we want to tell everyone that today we are talking real housewives of Beverly Hills And also we have some crap and shows coming up and about two and a half weeks. We're gonna be in Milwaukee

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And as Ronnie mentioned, there's the video on demand. And you can do that by patreon.com slash watch what crap is. So we hope you all, we hope to see you guys at our shows. Katie, you've actually, you're a part, you've been a part of the crappies before. So you've been there, you've seenppies before so you've been there you've seen the madness in person. I actually love it. I you know I went online and bought some crap and smurch. I own the bed and Ronnie outline faces t-shirt. Yes you did wear that that's right. Remember with a black suit and robe, I'm actually for fans.

I'm wearing my tricks. The monical t-shirt right now. I'm actually wearing crap in as much as we speak. Oh my God. Ronnie, what are you wearing? I'm wearing a stained t-shirt. A stained white, a classy t-shirt, guys. I better cut sauce.

It's hot sauce stains. It's so much. It's just everything. I decided instead of just going shopping all the time. I never leave my house. I work at home. So now I just buy six packs of white t-shirts to wear during work and then I just cook in

them. It's just covered. I look, I'm just a beautiful, I'm a disgusting pig of a man. And I love it. It feels great. Ronnie's uniform of life. You guys. It's like Michael Cores.

Michael Cores always wears the same thing because at a certain point, it's like, you know what? I don't want to wear something different. This way, this is just my look. And this is your Michael Cores moment wears the same thing because at a certain point it's like, you know what? I don't want to I don't want to wear something different this way This is just my look and this is your Michael Cours moment. It is it really is guys. There's a soy sauce stain and a mustard stain Oh my god You should raffle them off like whoever can guess what all the stains are wins the shirt signed Maybe that'll be our maybe our next like merchandise look will just be like pre-stained shirts Maybe that'll be our next merchandise look will just be pre-stained shirts. We'll design a soy sauce stain and a mustard stain.

We'll name them after various band-up-rules characters too. Oh, that's a pass. That's a good one. Yeah, put it past us. It's okay. Katie, tell us where people can find you on social media and what you need to promote because it's important that you get promoted. Oh, well thank you.

Oh my God, you guys are going to just pour me out. I don't have to do anything but show. Oh my God, we love pouring our guests out. Thank you. Okay. So I am going to be at the Dojo and Wednesday night in Los Angeles. Like a more tavern. I'm doing the Humane Society. I'm hosting the Humane Society stand up comedy. What's it called when you give to charity? Our charity?

Oh my god, you guys, I had such a crazy weekend. I blew it out no joke. And so I think I lost a couple of brain cells and I am trying to find my words and they're coming out Ramona style. They really happened. I had a phone call today and I was like, and so I don't, I can't remember. Let me tell you something. I was in Vegas this past weekend

and I am right there with you. Like I left half my brain in Vegas and I didn't even bring much brain there to begin with. So I like, listen, I know it's Wednesday right now, but I am like already. Oh yeah, you're right. It is Wednesday. Oh my God, I'm so long. Your now, but I am like already. Oh, yeah, you're right. It is Wednesday. Oh my God.

I'm so. You're brain. You're brain. Yeah. I'm telling you, I looked at my clock. I had no idea what. You're not a girl. Don't go.

Yeah. About time. Okay. Okay, everybody. So this is a very special day. Oh, wait, you have a show coming up, Katie. Tell me that's right. Okay.

I'm on. I'm on Instagram at official Katie, because there are a lot. And then at the pin and nail on Twitter. And I have, I just been doing a lot of stand-up. So I'll be the dojo. And then Monday, June 3rd, I have a big show at the laugh factory with killer gas line up is coming.

And I will give you guys free tickets if you DM me and say that you heard me on watch what crap is. See this is a showwoman you know this is like you're gonna be portrayed by Hugh Jackman at some point the great showwoman but you know what the Hugh Jackman can't wait. Yeah um wait before we dive into our Beverly Hills recap Katie do you have any fun bravo gossip? I feel like you're always reliable for some good shit. Oh my God. Let's see.

Well, I can tell you that I'm not sure that Billy Lee's coming back for next season. She actually came over a couple of days ago. Oh, yeah, we were chatting. I, I really do love her. I feel like she was just really shown, like only the parts that would make her a controversial, not like who she really is, because she's really a super sweet, super nice person.

And believe it or not, I feel like I can never make fun of Raquel again and say that she talks, like she is a mouthful of marshmallows. Because she has to talk about me. Thank you. As a valumar. Happy to have them. Have them have the marshmallow.

You know that she wasn't invited to marshmallow club until she finished her division tables. OK, so so weird to be right now. Oh, Raquel. My god, puppy party. Oh, my god. Like Raquel, I think we all love Raquel now. Am I wrong?

I feel like she was superstar in that reunion She here's a thing she showed up to fucking turn it out and that is the truth and I love how Lala Did you see oh my god you guys did you see what James posted on his Instagram where it's like what you order off wish.com where it's like what you order off wish.com and what actually show. No, I did not see this. What did you do? Okay, so he posted a picture of what you order off wish.com and it was Raquel at the reunion and that like crazy amazing whatever outfit. And then what actually shows up was Lala.

It's some just cheap like shitty celebrity dress. Yeah, something something she weren't embarrassed. She was trying to be all fancy and it had some waffles and stuff. So you feel like you can't talk shit about Rekelling anymore. Is it because of what you saw at the reunion or just like because I met her and she was so super nice to me. So you know, there are James and Rekelle and Billy are all really good friends of Tom and Ariana who are friends with us. And I just can't like once I meet someone and see how great they're I can't. However, I have a very good girlfriend who I will not name. Let's just call you guys know her.

We're gonna call her British friend X. She. Um, you guys know that is. I don't know how that is, but I can't, I can't, I can't, I'll die. Is it, is it one of the spice girls? I mean, she was at my wedding. I mean, what a full of spectorium. I literally don't, I literally don't remember but just girl, you're wedding. Okay, so I am coming in, I am coming in spill and some fucking piping hot tea right now.

So she went to the can film festival last year with Lala Randall, 50 cents, Fafty, and a couple other people. And she told me that Lala acted like she was the fucking queen of England, like demanded to meet Barbara Streisand at some party and then it was so bizarre. And I'm like, Lalaala Lala at you mean Lauren well what's name is Lauren right yeah her real name is Lauren well I mean what is you act like the Queen of England if you were a hip to this crazy new genre of

films called Mafia movies oh yeah I mean it's not ready yet. Mafia movies. By the way, was that scandal real? With 50 and you know, it's like, at first I thought it was stage and I thought it actually was real. But then I saw that he had some, I was, I continued to follow 50 cent for a few more weeks before I unfollowed him again. But he, like, he, it looked like he was trying to stir up another kind of rivalry with like a small time actor, and I just didn't really quite have the same, I couldn't tell if it was a joke or if he was trying to do it again, and then I sort of won. Yeah, he did it again, like he went back out,

like you better give me my money by Monday. I mean, apparently Fafty is like a payday loans. Yeah, well, what I can tell, he just gives money to everybody and that's right, but I'm gonna stick around. That's a payday loans. Yeah. Well, what I can tell you just gives money to everybody and that's right. But I'm gonna stick around. It's a very generous sign me up. I know Fafty, do you want to be an investor in Crappens?

By the way, you're not getting your money back and all of a sudden people are gonna go to show up to your shows and all these different cities and you guys won't be there. I know. I think I just like a very small loan from Fafty, like $35 loan. Like, can you buy me a t-shirt? I'll give you a $35 loan and guess what? You don't have to pay it back because I love

you guys so much. Wow. Oh, it's gonna be thrifty, sir. Alright, so how about we get on with some real housewives of Beverly Hills? Oh, we, everybody is here. Let's do it. Oh, yeah, let's do it. Because so much happened this episode. It's really important that we address it all. So it is a huge episode. I mean, it was absolutely insane.

Texts were going off all over across America saying, can you believe what happens next? I know. I mean, we thought that, you know, game of thrones ending, like captured America's imagination, no, we had no idea what Beverly Hills was going to pull out. Well, I have to tell you that after I was done watching, I text Ronnie, I don't know if you know this, but I text Ronnie, and I go,

the most exciting thing that happened in this episode is the preview for next week. I thought the most exciting thing that happened was the work around for Kyle's bridesmaid dress. I was like, oh, they did it. So, this is actually one show that would have benefited from a tie-in with the hustle. Oh, I know. Like I would have actually watched them talk about the hustle.

Lisa would have been like that lady is like Lisa Vanderpump. That was that was the most awkward opening. That was the most awkward. I loved it. I loved it. They're reading off the script. Like what's his name? John Sessa. John Sessa? John Sessa. John Sessa. So good. First of all, I think it was so funny. Like if you're trying to, if you're trying to give legitimacy

to Dr. John Sessa, like why are you dragging him to your fake polygraph scene? Okay, like it was so over the top. So the music is like, the show opens up and the music is super serious. They show all these like gritty shots of downtown Los Angeles, which it's funny to me anytime they make Lisa Vanderpump

leave Wes Hollywood or Beverly Hills, they treat it like she's going into like, going into, yeah, exactly. Like she's going to infiltrate the Taliban. Oh, the bass helicopter, like slowly descends into the sand. I know she's got like, she's got like a full like uniform on with like body armor and a helmet. Like I'm going to down to Los Angeles. It's downtown.

What is this crazy world tall buildings people on the street? There's a Burlington code factory. Oh my god. Do you know what it reminded me of actually? do you remember when the fire festival like all that shit was blowing up at a report came out and it was like all these like dumb ass millennials and they were like we knew something was wrong when we noticed there was a sandals resort on the island. That's flat everywhere. We noticed there was a sandals on it. I mean, I would also feel like that's a big red flag. If I ever saw a sign that said sandals, resort, 500 feet away, I'd be like,

oh shit, I gotta get out of here. Yeah, we're ready to be. Oh my God, you uppity bitches. I, first of all, I would go there. It's a wristband, you know, tip the entire time and includes food and drinks and karaoke. I mean, fuck off. I'm going. I didn't know you didn't have to tip. Okay, that's a game changer. Wait, you just, you don't know what a sandals is. Oh my God, Ben, you are so fancy. Well,

listen, I was raised in the era of Mount Erie Lodge. Oh, that's right. It's kind of like dirty dancing. Like, I was one of the workers and you were attending. Okay, so sandals is like kind of like white trash good times. So you just pay like one fee at the very beginning and it includes everything. Your food, your drink, your tips. And all you do is just go and do. It's like a cruise, but like on an island. Well, you know, as someone who spent a week in Club Med in 2010 of Port St. Lucie, Florida, I've been traumatized by those sort of experiences. So I'm not sure if I could really submit myself to a sandals, okay, because yes, I am an uppity bitch, but I'm an uppity bitch who has, I've done Club Med, okay, I've been there, okay.

So let me just... That actually sounds fancy to me, like even regular sandals sound fancy to me, like I'll cut off my tennis shoes first. I'm cheap. Yeah. She'll open your uniform. Sandals sound fancy to me like I'll cut off my tennis shoes first To open your uniform wait for a resort to open up called crocs Ten-year-lether crocs, so we're down to Los Angeles and the music is very serious Here we are and Vanderpromps like where did you find this guy? Okay, so I was reading Reddit. I was reading Bravo Real Housewives on Reddit. Lovey girls and guys love that subreddit. And someone was saying where he's from. This is from Kenya. Feel me with a little. And he or she said, I feel like it was the same

dude who gave little Mo's husband, Carl Carl the lie detector test on marriage boot camp. He's not even a good liar. And he passed that shit with a quickness. They even caught him video chatting with his side piece in the kitchen while she was sleeping. And he still passed that shit hot trash. Yeah. So that is a great reveal.

Like a reality show lie detector guy. Yeah. So so Lisa sits down with this guy. I didn't even get his name, but he goes, this is going to be scored as if this were a serious legal or criminal test. But of course, it is significantly less important than a real seriously ill or criminal test.

I don't even know what I'm doing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, third polish. I mean, the guy who's doing the lie detector, she was biting her lip the whole time too. I was like, she knew how to manipulate the machine. That's how manipulative she is. Yeah, manipulative. It wasn't even plugged in. You would know that. It was like, if anything, they had like jiggy under the table.

There was, he was like superly wired in. She just had like a ornamental. Ma'am, you actually have no reactions to anything. Are you alive, Suck? Oh, yes. Come on. Suck flicking jiggy in the head. Is Ken being kept alive with formaldehyde being pumped in them

and puppet strings like we can't get Bernie's? Yeah. Yes. He's like, um, did you, uh, are you wearing the appropriate amount of buttons for your certain age? Yeah. Lies. See what works, Lisa.

Tell them I actually saw. Uh, so, so they sit down and Lisa and John start telling us test taker about like, you know, like, oh, these women, they've all turned on me and John's like, yeah, she's been friends with these women and some of them for over 10 years. And the guy's just staring at them like, I really she's been friends with these women and some of them for over 10 years. And the guys just started them like, I really don't know how long I literally go. Why are you telling me about your relationships? I'm just like waiting to go get my in and out burger.

And I love a sign in a scene, you know, like a literal sign. And at this time they had Lisa sitting there just looking incredulous. She's like and then right behind her is a roll of paper towels hanging above her head. And I was like, that's the mess of this. This is very messy and I love that they extended the scene. Yes. Also, by the way, I'm like really upset that the guy running the test and that never asked like the real questions that we want to know. Like, where's Cedric? Do you know where Cedric is? What about Martin? Okay, what about Muhammad? I want to know his friends. So, you're friends? I have to bring Newty magazines.

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would have, I see she would have just, yeah, apparently splits bill. Oh my god, I think you thought about Muhammad about Muhammad. I hear the thing. I even tried to like look at their you know because I don't talk to Shiva because we're not filming so our fake friendship is over. But I was. Remember when we were fake best friends on me too. I remember at your premiere party. It was great. Oh, by the way, for people who don't know Katie was on a show on e called second-lice club with Shiva. Anyways, so if you look at her Instagram, all it is is just like selfies of herself. She does never ring on. There's no more pictures of the house. She used to be in, I don't

know. It's like super weird. And then one of my girlfriends said that, ma'am has been going out with this like guys club who they're known to like, they're kind of a gross older guys club in Beverly Hills. And they're all like weird fake rich. And they all go out together and they said that they broke up. Wow. Wow. Oh, she's the T. She's the T coming in, out of nowhere. Spilling that Persian T. What would?

Spilling it right on top of the polygraph machine. Mm-hmm. Okay, anyways, so back to the polygraph. So the guy starts asking questions. It's the first time to get some baseline question. So he's like, do you live in Texas? And Lisa's like, no, this is disgusting. Is disgusting an answer I could use. I don't think the tuna tartar would fare well and that Texas son if you know what I'm

saying. And then he's like, are you in California? She's like, yes. Yes. Oh, yes. What's that? How real is that? Have you ever considered running food at a fancy restaurant? Does your restaurant have this crazy concept called specials? Yes. Yes, we do.

Do you know how to drive a car? And she actually has to think about it. And I really wish that they had thrown in the clips of Lisa trying to drive that car in season one with Cedric when she had to go take her driver's license test for the first time. She's like, whatever. I love America. You know, in my country, you have to drive on the left side of the street. And here you can just drive on whatever lane you'd like.

He's like, no! No! Yeah, you know, I thought her hesitation with that was a little odd. For a moment I was like, you could see her mind being like, how are they going to trap me? Do they know about my fake license? No! Oh my God, yes!

You're right! And the lip biting, I mean she she had all the signs of like, if someone was interrogating somebody, she kind of had all the signs of like, how do I manipulate the machine? That's all I could think the entire time. And it was such a weird, I feel like they actually shot that probably like a couple of weeks ago. I actually thought that way too. I felt like it was clear. Except then everybody's talking about it at the wedding because Kyle brings it up. Well, they may not.

I guess they probably had like a redo or something like that, you know. Of a full wedding. No, no, they reshot the wedding. No, they like they like you. You know, it's like, I got again. Here's my house again. So, um, so then it's like, so do you know how to drive a car?

I was just like, so do you know how to drive a car? I was like, yes. Do you think to read space has changed as much in the last year as her accent? I thought that line and love. Yeah. Jugga. Jugga. Nothing like getting people to take this seriously. You know, um, also she had the lie detector thing over her blazer. So you know, these are probably has like some special fabric that's like lie detector buster. Lie detector buster. Buster.

Sadly, that's exactly what I'd imagine she would name it. King and I have contact with something called called lie detector buster lie detector buster You guys let's go there and order it Yeah, I would because you know you know that that to the tartar is actually made of lie detector buster That is Yeah, so Lisa's real answer. She had a head transplant. Get it.

So then she told us just don't ask me if Erica's talking get under or something. I can't answer that. Oh my god. We was Erica was Erica the wedding. No, she had something. I'm on a two. All right.

I'm on a two. All right. I'm on a tour of America with my bag. Oh, my god. The Beatles. You know that they gave free tickets out to that show and don't know, like? I did not know, because I missed it actually happening. Yeah, they gave free tickets out to that show where all the shit went wrong.

And it was on like, event bright or something. It was like free tickets and filming must sign a release. Love. Yeah. Terpour sold out show. Oh, wow, C. Katie, all sorts of sea, you never know. You never know what like, God's Katie has.

God's Katie has. I know. Guys, it's so bad because sometimes I'm like, I just feel like the general public is watching this, okay? And as someone who's been behind the scenes, you know, and has done this and filmed and been on it, and there's so much of it that is such fucking bullshit that like, we still watch it.

It's like, yeah, it's like a little bit lucky with like a- I was just about to make that bullshit, game of throwns, okay, I'm still a little lucky with like a made up bullshit game of thrones. Okay, I'm still watch that. I love made up things. Yeah, I saw a meme this week that was like, you know what, I'm fucking sick and tired of people saying that they don't watch musicals, like, because they can't believe that someone's gonna stop

and start singing in the middle of their life. And then they're like, but yeah, you'll sit and watch Game of Thrones, watch dragons, and magic and all that. It's like, you know what, people have to relax. Oh my God, who says that I sing in the middle of the day yeah me too you should see the Starbucks today also now it's time for the big questions oh yes did you give a story do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Don't don't don't about Dorit Kimsy Giving your dog

Self there Smells like tuna tartar smells like tuna tartar here Which is not a good thing because if tuna tartar is smelling sort of fishy And then she thinks really deeply she's like You I'm pretending it gets opposite stay right now Sounds like her her soul is getting sucked into her lie detector bus there. It's her like in Ghostbusters when they're going to a little box Um, you know, but actually one thing that I think is funny is when Lisa is trying to be like serious whenever she does have these moments like this

Like when she had her conversation with Camille like last week. I think it was she has this like very, she adopts this tone that's like, I don't know how you describe it, but she's like, no, no, yes. Oh. But she's like on a fancy, maybe. So you have kind of like a baby smokers voice. Like, no. Have you ever used spatula?

Yes. Yes. You're just spatula. Do you like your new light tacky kitchen? Yes. No. And what does she cook in there? Seriously, what does Lisa Vanderpump need?

Vegan bowling me is what else? It tastes just like the real thing, but it's vegan anons. Do you know what Walter said to me today? Walter just so people know Walter's my husband. Okay so he comes into the bedroom and like I said we had a blow out weekend and on my I have this little makeup area and there was a piece of pizza on it I guess from the center. In a paper towel was like in just a moldy cocktail. And he walks over and goes, oh, nice, nice. Do you think Lisa Vanderpump has this in her makeup?

And I go, no, she's a fucking staff. Do we have a staff? I was like, no, get me some coffee. Yeah, get me a Rosie or shut the fuck up. Walter. Lisa Vanderpump sees a slice of pizza in her makeup on her vanity. She's pulling Rosie in there saying, who explained this to me?

Slated again. Slated again. Slap. Oh, the packing goes, I would never, never beat my house keep us. So, it's a question. I is probably sold the story, you know, she is driving around in a new mini Cooper. She's got like a scar. Perfect. Her limp goes away. So then, say yes, like I've got a facelift.

She just pulls off her face. It's already a star. So she goes, do you, the guy's like, so do you know who gave the story to radar online about to read a band-aid in her dog? And he's just like, no. And then the next question goes, it goes from these two questions. Like, do you know, did you leak it? Do you know who leaked it to then? Do you think you will ever forget the hurtful accusations made by your close friends? Oh my god.

No! Who's like, I've got another one. Are these your true friends? No! Okay, John Sessie, you fucking drama queen. Could you be less of a drama queen in writing these questions? I'm surprised that you didn't even do like a fake lie like when they said will you ever forget these Accusations I was I thought she was gonna be like yes, I will and I go

Never forget I wanted to move forward, but I simply could not I Spoked a poly on a graph and she says no, you will never forgive them. Oh, yeah I spoke to Paulie on a graph and she says no you will never forgive them. Ali, yeah, a graph. So he's looking over at the polygraph and there's two huge spikes. I don't know if you guys saw those. Oh, that's quick. But there are two.

Maybe that's what it was. They were just in for glitch. Yeah. It was actually like a Richter scale reading the entire time. It's an app. You can get it on your phone. Roni's gonna kill us, Katie. No, I'm not. I'm just sitting back listening. It's nice having a third person.

I can just like lean back, clean my nails with my fingernail. I clean my teeth with a fingernail that I've just bit off. Oh my god. I can't. So, after all these... Oh my god. And over and out guys. Did you really bite off your fingernail, Ronnie? I would never.

I would never. It was actually a toenail. It gets in there and people... Fine, it was a toenail it gets in there and deep. Fine, it was a toenail. Fine, what is it thinking now? Okay, it was both of them. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb your experience with your friends, what would it be? OOOOOO! OOOOOO! So then...

So this guy, we also forgot to mention that during the course of this, he says about 45 times, well I've been doing this for 30 years, and if you're lying, I'll be able to tell in one second, okay, miss Bandra Pump. How old are you? 32! Well, she's so much rude. What can I say? I'm a truth again, yep. Pretty clean here.

All right, what's taller in Ocean or a Mountain? In Ocean, yep, she's telepathy. All right, well congratulations. That's four cherries in a row. Sir, you're playing Candy Crush right now. That is not a polygraph. Oh, you know what, you're right. Oh well.

Oh. So, he's like, yeah, well, you know what? The test agrees with me. You did not lie about any question of significance. I was like, wait a minute, wait a minute. What did she lie about then? Me, guys. I'm in Texas, it's true, we're in Texas.

It's a pickup shot. I knew the whole time this wasn't really California. Where are we anyway, darling? It's hard to know where you are. If you've been lied to by all your best friends, after my heart died, my sense of geography died. My inner compass must have died with my moral compass. Anybody that watches Vanderpump rules and Housewives knows that there is there is

like a connection above and beyond about Lisa Vanderpump and how she master manipulates. I believe that I wanted to be on her side because of what she does for dogs but like I'm on their side. I'm fully on her side. And I don't care what she did. And I don't think she manipulated anything. Teddy, there's text proving and Teddy's even admitted that she talked this whole time to John Blizzard and had this whole thing going. Her only accusation is it leases somehow orchestrated that. Yeah. How did leases orchestrate you becoming like besties with a 22 year old and gossiping about his workplace and then getting all involved

when you wanted to bring down Doreet? Like, yeah. I'm a better rabbit. Better rabbit. And Lisa Vanderpump, I mean, she fully set up that scene. She, of course, she wanted to make Doreet look bad, but they act like she was creating a scene. She was gonna invite Doreet over

and throw a hatchet at her head. And all it was was that she was just gonna air like she's just gonna be a shady bitch, which is what you're hired to do on a real house, so I've showed you. I know, you know what? And by the way, Teddy is the type of person that I would love to punch in the face.

Like I'm just saying. Hi, I'm Teddy. I just, by the way, do you think her husband looks like Count Dracula? Because every time I'm like at the grocery store and I see Count Dracula in the serial aisle. It looks like Edwin Ted win, you know Edwin is a curious a curious character and I don't know. There's something there's something I think it looks like a Lego version of Eddie Monster.

Do you, oh my God, he does, and by the way, it does it bother you that he, every season wears something new that plugs, he's like a bad version of Eddie. It's like a terrible, high-end version of Eddie. Yeah, he's like really trying to promote his security company right now, and I'm still not over the trauma

of looking at that terrible RV with Skyline over it. No, no sir I reject it. Oh my god. They're like well Lisa. We invited Lisa Vanderpump But she didn't want to come nobody wants to fucking go. Yeah, would you guys want to go on an RV trip to no man's Blant with them. Oh Sneezes knob now. Who is this knob now? with them. Oh, God. He's the snob now. Who is the snob now? Listen, camping is not for me. It's to me. It's animals. I'll go on a VR camping trip. You just like sit on your couch. I go, my God, I'm in the winds. I'm not going to camp. It camping is overrated. If I was homeless, that's camping.

Camping is disgusting. Our ancestors didn't work their balls off for all these centuries for us to be shittin' in holes in the woods. Exactly. I'm not going to shittin' it all. Even when they're like, it's a public restroom, I'm like, exactly. We have so many homeless people in LA, it's terrible. And like, they live in tents under a freeway. What is camping, sleeping in a tent? So, uh. In a parking lot, generally, these days. Uh, pass. So now, uh, Vanderpump's like,

I don't know what to do with these really hot resorts. Preaving my e-no-sounds. Maybe I'll just keep them in my back pocket and shove them up their asses when the time is right. Bons of ourselves. I can't wait for at least Really savander pumped to be like, Ooooooooh really!

Look at this! According to a man who may or may not be on the sex offender registry, I am telling the truth! So um, so then... I have just come from a land called Down a Town now. Ha ha ha ha! I went far and wide. I went far and wide. I said, far and wide, you find someone who would.

Who would clear my name? I hopped to my car and I was taken to a faraway land, a dirty, grimy land full of strange creatures. It was called Broadway Los Angeles. East La. East La, the East La. Angelus. Eestla? Eestla! Eestla! Eestla! Eestla! Eestla!

Eestla! Where is the strange and buttery land? Eestla, eh? Yeah. So as ridiculous as this polygraph scene was, at least it was like ridiculous and funny to me because pretty much then the rest of the episode, as it's been much of the season in the non-vandepomparts, it was like unending lifestyle scenes where it's like, oh my god, there's Kyle eating breakfast, oh look, Kyle's packing a bag, you know, at least the polygraph scene

as totally over the top as it was was entertaining in its own silliness. I know, I was sitting here watching Kyle's getting ready to go on a trip talking to her daughter and packing. Yeah, I just wrote Kyle's dog is named Bambi. That's all I care to write down. I forgot. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, Kyle is just like the next scene is Kyle packing talking to the daughters You said and being like wow, I can't believe I'm a bridesmaid after all these years when you think about where we came from and we just get a You know flashback. You're such a fucking liar Camille or whatever was happening at the Alice in Dubois dinner You know Kyle is not your friend. You know Kyle is just gonna if Kyle Kyle will say I'll be the bridesmaid at your wedding and then every single fucking time she sits down for the diary room camera, she's like, remember how it was between

me and Camille. Oh gosh, you remember what it used to be like with me and Camille? Guys, remember Camille because she knows that every time she says it's gonna show clips, yeah, Camille, look at that. That's funny. Kyle's a real manipulator here and she's a asshole about it. Would you say Katie? Sorry, I got so angry. No, I just love that. That's all I can think of when I think of Kyle and Camille

together was that weirdo psychic who said that her husband's good sheet on her. And now that they have to like constantly prove that they're so in love like, oh, with their awkward, weird making out scenes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Alicent Du Bois. Yeah. So then we see everyone else. Doreet's packing while her mom watches and Rinna has a sore throat and. And she shoots another scene with her dog. It's none of her family will shoot with her. Like 90% of Rinna scenes are shot with a dog. She's like, hi, what do you think about this?

I guess you don't like it. You just started facing wall. Did you get that? Did you get that? And then Teddy is there. She's with her assistant and she's like, um, hi, I'm Teddy. Can you tell Edwin that maybe he has to pack for Hawaii? And it's like, uh-huh. And she's like, I'm packed in my mind.

She's like, that doesn't exist Edwin. Oh my God. We have such funny marital banter. Then she's like, you're dead, you're dead. You hear that, you're dead. You're it, you're dead. They're like lily-pians to me, that was too. Little peutians. You sort of take this to a literary place all of a sudden.

But they're so tiny. They're like tiny little lily-peutians. But Teddy didn't always use to be like that. She didn't use to be a tiny little person who would tie up a goal over. Yeah, she would. She didn't use to be a tiny little person who would tie up a goal over. Yeah. She would. She would. She'd organize everyone. She's like, I don't know.

Like, I just feel like a goal over. He's just like not honest. Like, that's what we haven't heard from Meg Ryan lately. She's like tied up in a closet somewhere and wherever they live. He's in a fiddle, living in a fiddle somewhere. He's had an ad with her at a fiddle. But you love it. They show them going to bed at night. It's just a match book. I actually can so see it. That's the thing that's crazy. Right. They're just all little. I don't want to say this because I'm not like harping on

like little people, but like they look like we film little women LA and high society in my t-shop and like they're they reminded me of like Edwin and Tady and their kids and it's like they just look like they have dwarfism like Tady's fingers are so tiny. What would they do? I'm not saying that in a bad way. I'm not making fun of it. Like this show does not stand by the claims. I think you should stick with Lil' Pusion,

because that was at least like a fantasy reference for you to stick with Lil' Pusion. Oh my God, I'm five one. I'm like Gary Coleman's height. So in all fairness, you know, by the way, do you know I'm real Coleman's height? At Danny DeVita's four-time, I feel like I fit.

I did not know that, but I think it's actually very important that we measure things in real proclaims. I think that we shouldn't say yards like oh this football this football field is like 50 yards or 100 yards be like no, this is actually about 75 reas of fries would you like? How many do you have brains? I mean, in all fairness, I would just like to say, I don't mean it in like a negative way. I know. I am a short person, so I have to deal with a lot of the challenges of being short, okay? I know you're just saying that they have some of the physical features that are you would actually like, how do you say those?

Yeah, they're just so teensy tiny and it's like, I don't know. I just watching them. I don't know. If they ever got a spin off, it would be like, I thought like little women L.A. would be great for them, but that's taken so it'd be like, you know, like little people in Beverly Hills. I like the idea. I do like the idea of them actually being like, like, like teeny tiny little apusion in a thimble and in a matchbook and I could just imagine Teddy

like trying to get in shape and like doing like laps around you know like a wedding ring. Yeah. I actually like that fantasy the most you know. She calls her the bull cereal. She basically starts to live out, honey, I shrunk the, honey, I shrunk the melanchamps. Honey, I shrunk the honey.

Oh my God, I'm gonna get it. I'm just, I'm already, and we're trying to save you and keep on going back. We're trying to, we've started, we've moved on to re-appearlement. You're like, but seriously, let me like say this, I'm like, we're trying to save you, Katie. We are.

Okay. Cutions. That's what I meant. I know. Okay. So now to air for, I like the de-reets. Like, look at me. Totally natural all on me. Hello! I'm very excited to be going to Hawaii! Yesterday we get it here in there.

Setting up the scene. It's like improv. Hello, mother. I want to see you on this cheese day in the airport. We're on preparing to get to Hawaii. The colon is... Uh... So, um... Is it then that yeah, they all... Then we have like, standard, like, They're all on the plane and Rina's like...

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Let's see. It goes all the way back. How are you? Oh my god. Oh my god.

It's going back. Gross. Did you see the seat? I'm practically in bed! She is like, Aloha, look at you. Aloha, how are you? How many bites would you need to drink if you had to sit next to Lisa Renek? God, lover, but I'm enough like 20 minutes. She would wipe me down with a heavy wipe. She'd be like, well, my ass was staying down here. I'm just gonna wipe you down, sir. My dream would be to sit next to Lee Serrina on an airplane. Oh my God, I would love that. I'm gonna call her and tell her you said that.

Yeah. Well, first of all, I would love, you know, I, first of all, I feel like with Lee Serrina, I feel like I'd have to like, um, help her with the, like, the, the, the, like, the entertainment display. She's like, now, how does this work? Normally, they make it so hard these days that I have to show her. I feel like I'd have to show her. I think she's very smart, but I feel like I'd have to show her

how the entertainment works. Which gives me a feeling of a sense of self-worth, by the way, that's why I like that. Because I'm here, I have a role. That's what it takes. Yeah. That's what it takes. Because I would be like, if I was just, it was just Rina and me, I'd be filled a pressure of having

to come up with conversation. But then if I have like a task, I would be like, yes, I got this. I can impress Rina right now. Well, you could be her Rosio. Oh my God. Yes. I think Rina was just sleep the whole time. I don't think she's going to sit there and talk to anybody.

Well, what are you talking about? No way, I don't believe it. No, this is what talk to anybody. I'm sorry to break everybody. Well, what are you talking about? No way, I don't believe it. No, this is what you would do. That's what I was like, hello, how are you? I feel like that. That's yeah, I'm just gonna be quiet. What do you think your voice was horse? I've, listen, this is what would happen.

Just like. I would start making awkward conversation with her. I'd be like, so when did you get into acting? She's like, it was a while ago. Anyway, great talking with you. And then she just started reclining. And I'd be like, oh, okay. I guess we're done.

Yeah, totally. And then what about Madonna sitting next to Madonna? I mean, Doree, how would you feel about sitting next to her on the flight? I would love to sit next to Doree because that's when she'll give you her real accent. You know, when she thinks she's just talking to a poor person. You're going to say that like she'd be like, okay, listen.

Oh my god, I'm dying. She would hit that buzz a lot. I'm not really into Hawaii, but you know what I love? Hawaiian rolls. All right. Don't tell my husband he's trying to lose weight. He's a fat ass. All right.

You know what? I named my kid Jaguar just to see if people will laugh every time I introduce him, right? Jaguar. I think Daryl would make so many ridiculous requests on our plane. You should be like, you know, hitting the button and she's like, I'm so sorry, but this light, it's right in my eyes. Is there any way that you can read adjust this light bulb? Like, oh, sorry, man, that's actually pretty much like locked risk. Is there any possible way? Okay, this window, can we make it a little larger larger I need just a little bit more sunlight natural light ma'am I'm sorry that window is cannot be adjusted I love it I just want us to see what this button does

I went again was that me who made that noise? I'll hit my chocolate pudding now. That was never an option. I've left the thought that she named her kid Jaguar, but she pronounces it Jaguar because she's just to read. Oh, my. Wait, is this name Jaguar? No, it was Jaguar. Oh, all right. Because she says Jaguar. Jaguar. It's the only was Jaguar.

This is just in my head. This is fanfiction. She just pronounces everything wrong. But you know what you're sitting together. She's sitting. Jagger. Jagger. Jagged pillory. Okay, so let's go to Hawaii. Guess why we know because in this going. She's like, she's like, do you know anyone who's ever not happy and why? No, people are not mad and why, except for maybe the native Hawaiians, but you know, that's another issue. Except for everyone who lives there. Yeah, except for everyone who has to like get into a hoop skirt. So that way they can like entertain you while you walk across the lawn. Tip for all the like the massive homeless population on Lululu apparently.

And of course, and of course, let's not forget about Teddy. Mauricio is like, so Teddy, are you a bridesmaid? And she's like, no, because Camille probably just like, I mean, I probably was gonna be uninvited of the wedding because when we were camping, like Camille got all mad at me because she was starting to call me names. And then I was like, whatever.

I mean, can you believe it? Like, Cot Teddy, can you just have one fucking day when you're not nagging someone, bitching it somebody or being like a negative Nancy? Like, Jesus, you're in fucking Hawaii. You know know Edwin cheats he's got a he's always so annoyed with her that he's like calling up Aaron like hey um so tell me about that place that you that you got your you know your penis played with you know a place I can get a

handy with a mouth that would be great for a meal. Ted is like I will not stand for this, these accusations any further, she drives off and like the monopoly car. Oh my God. What was the point of that? That was so awkward. Was that, that was Teddy and Edwin's rental car?

Okay, so they start, you know, she's like, you know what, I want to be a good person to Camille. So I'm not going to bring all this stuff up about how mean she was to me until after her wedding. Yeah, that's so nice. So they all pile into a van and ran us like, Ed went to Camille, tell you how bad Camille sex talk. I mean, did anyone tell you about Camille sex talk?

She's up in prostate. I'm gonna tell you about Camille's text talk. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha in their hotel and everyone's like wow the view the view and then Renault like calls up rooms every single hi I can't stop I'm laughing a coffee man order a very large pot of hot water lots of lemons lots of honey oh my it's amazing this one works I. I like my best amazing. That's why your throat hurts. Just laughing at yourself. Just laughing. I know. I'm a lapper at self-er. And so, you know, I understand the pain. I get it sometimes to you. But also the waiter's probably like, wow, thanks a whole bunch of nothing to pay 20% off of. That's great. I'll make that my first part. It was probably like $18 for that pot of hot water with lemons. Yeah. I hope so. With a resort fee and we're too idioted on. No, it's like $45. This is very uh, the bachelor, how they all act so excited to be in a marriott. Like, whoa,

oh my god, this is paradise. It's like Spaltson, but Marriott. Yeah, I always think that's sort of funny. Like, it always cracked me up on like the real world or wherever when they go on vacation. And they're like, oh my god, check out this awesome hotel room. I'm like, but you already live in the real world house. Like, in a way, this is like you guys are like famous rich people.

Like, why are you surprised at being the Marriott? Like, why are you so excited? Yeah. Um, so let's see. So everybody starts, you know, just settles into their rooms and blah, blah, blah. Um, beach with Camille. So they go down to the beach with Camille and kind of like, look at you with your heels on and the sand and everything.

It's like an asshole. I know. I always find an asshole. Camille is like, that's an asshole. I know. I always find an asshole. Camille is like, that's such a low jab too. Look at you. You're in moron, who wears my heels.

And that's basically what she was saying. Calling her ass out. Yeah. Can you believe this is us just 10 years later? It ain't anything. And how long before? Such a fucking liar, Camille. By the way, how long before Kyle makes Mauricio buy her a house on the big island, just

like Camille? She's so competitive, you know, like every single family. The moment she sees something, she wants it to. Oh my gosh, did that bother you guys? That drove me f-ing crazy. Where she's like, and Kelsey and I, all I can think about is this is prostate every time she brings up this name, but she's like, oh, my ex prostate and I got this house and then when our divorce was finalized, I got my own house.

And it's like, she goes, now I feel like, you know, it's my theory on it. It's like, but you bought it with his money. I'm really proud of myself. God, so I can't, it's like Eric and Jane. That actually did not bother me, because I'm just like, yeah, use that money. Use that kill scene money and get yourself a better house.

Okay, you're part of the problem. I am, you know what? I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. You know what? I'm gonna... Women like me, who have to work 20 jobs just to prove they don't need their man's money, that we can do it when I could be just sitting at home fucking talking to my dogs and drinking on my

diet. Yeah, I don't think we need to mail a grammar in the work force. Okay, I think that's we have you know, it's still what I don't know what she would do. I don't know like I don't know. She got a customer service or something. Yeah, I just have to help people. I have this like Jesus complex, you know? She's working like time Warner. She's working, and he's not working. He's just a huge fan of TV. Oh no, okay. Oh, I'm sorry. I disconnected you by. Yeah. Have you tried on plugging your box? Turning it on and turning it back on. Like I hate those. You know, I hate those.

Healthy's prostate. Yeah. Have you put your finger in your box's back hole yet? Let's try that. Put your finger in the back and then just go up a little bit and give it a little tickle and see if that turns it back on. It usually works for my brain. You know, I really don't think I could help you this anymore.

I mean, all these things you're saying about your cable box, I know what it's like to have accusations against me. It's not fair First your supervisor comes over they're like this isn't working out for us. She's like just like mine to thought Goes right back to Camille And by the way, was it weird how she was towards her mother? I'm not all I could think of was like, she's like, you know, she's been really sick for the past 10 years. Like, Noah finds, but if you're really sick,

like, do you make it 10 years? Because I just don't know. What did she have to do? She had cancer. She had cancer, right? I don't think she comes in and out of like having cancer Katie. Yeah, go Katie. Way to go way to move on to the way to cancer shame.

Katie, you are just determined. It's determined determined. I can't wait to get all of the hate. Just let it all come down on me. This is everyone just just hate on Katie. Finish what you take as Katie. Cash check. So meanwhile, Camille is the person laughing so loudly

in our Irvine show. Okay, everybody go. Go. Just happy of Benches. So Camille is like setting up chess on everything and she's like, Camille is like setting up chess, and everything, and she's like, she feels like, oh, I just really want to give you guys a sense of everything I love about this place.

I'm like, you're on a beach. Yeah, a beach. A lot of money, here's an umbrella. Okay, got it. Fire pit, servants. Yeah, really. And she's like, well, now that I'm sharing about how happy I am with my life, let's talk about these Savannah, okay, she said she's not coming because you know her relationship with Kyle and she didn't want drama or to make it about her

and cause like, well, that's ridiculous. Cause she then returned my death for my emails. That's cheap shot. She just took me a cheap shot. Yeah, using as a smith. Yeah, I'm glad you guys got another fucking chance to make this about Lisa Vanderpump because you got nothing on your own losers. You're at a wedding. You're at a wedding. Can you imagine if like the producers are like, listen, we need you guys to just one last time. Can we bring up Lisa Vanderpump just in a like real quick, you know, whatever. And you know with them, it was like, you're in a wedding. This is the happiest second time and Camille's life. She's doing this.

Why can't they just make it about those girls, which you think would be easy? Well, yeah, they start a fight amongst themselves. That's what I would like to see now. You know? I love that. Yeah. Well, they did a little bit, but they have to be nice to Camille today, so they're kind of screwed.

Right. Yeah. So, Rina is like, well Camille, she doesn't even have an issue with you right now. And with her face, there are a place of love and understanding You know no matter what is going on you show off you show up no matter what Kyle didn't go to fucking Denise's get a shut up every and Kyle didn't even how didn't even go to her To her her nieces. Oh wait, that's right. Yeah, she just left the rest of her. she left her husband home because he was not by me. But you're right, you're right, though, Kyle did not go to the nieces because she had to go to the agencies like seventh anniversary party.

Isn't it so weird? To me, it's like, are you joking right now? It's all these girls do this. And by the way, can we discuss something really quick? I got some more tea. I need to spill. Yes. Do you guys remember when I listed karaoke at LaserCat, that crazy bar, now the naughty pig? Okay. So do you know who used to come in all the time and get shit based and annoy me behind the DJ booth wanting to sing every three seconds? James Kennedy.

No, Patrick Moldoon. Oh, really? That's hilarious. He hangs out with this like aged actor group and he's like 40. If he's not 40, he's definitely. I'm not gonna release the chat. I know, I mean he has, I feel bad. I feel bad for Patrick Muldoon because he has age in a strange way.

And like he's so pretty. He's like his neck downed in age like it didn't age the same time frame of his face. I mean, yeah, it's like a ripet-free chicken. That needed that turned in the opposite direction. Like one leg got more cooked than the other. It's just. Now Katie, you actually had a destination wedding. And my understanding is this from pretty much every friend of mine who's had even just like a normal wedding that honestly the paying for like your guests and like seating arrangements all that should is such a pain. The asset is actually sort of a relief when someone says that they can't come to your wedding. Did you find that?

Well, I invited 90 people and 88 came. Really? So yeah, and guess who the two that it comes. Oh, Michael Bolton. Well, here, Michael Bolton wanted us to change our wedding date. Oh, really? You fucking believe that? He was like, why do you always have to do things on my tour dates?

He goes, can't you pick another day? I was like, fuck you, Michael Bolton. I don't hear you say other thing. That's for real. And the other thing was his Veronica who was on Second Wides Club with me was supposed to be in my wedding. She was one of the bridesmaids.

She just didn't even show up. Oh wow. Oh really? Yes, no show. So I paid for her for a table and her food and all that stuff. Oh, so why we got invited? Oh, shut the hell up, you guys. You guys were like one of my first invites.

But I know I love you guys, and I love that Roddy just climbed stairs every single day with no air conditioning for me. So destination wedding, we planned it, and we did three days of all activities and we tried to include food, drinks and fun things. But let me tell you something. If I included hiking, paddle boarding, and you sort of exercising, I would not be friends with me.

By the way, Katie, is your phone because I'm singing a lot? Oh, is it? Is that what that is? I'm on. Yeah, I'm on. I'm on. It's probably people already complaining about what you've heard what you've been saying.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Can I just tell you, OK, first of all, that is not what I. I'm so PC. Stop it. OK, I love everyone. How do I get rid of this thing? Ding, ding.

It's called the vibrate. Put it on vibrate. It's on the screen. This is why I need to be sitting next to people on airplanes because I can help in these situations. Oh, it's on your computer. Yeah, how do you turn that off? It's so...

Yeah. Oh, you're supposed to be wearing headphones, but whatever. I have a mind. I have a mind. Oh, I don't know. I don't know. Okay, back to Patrick.

Okay, so... Looking like a chicken. We've moved past that. So now we're going to... We're now we're going to paddle boarding. So now that's like the fun activity, time to go paddle boarding for all of 30 seconds on the show. So they all go paddle boarding. Of course Kyle is sitting on her board. And she's like wearing like a poncho too. Oh my god, you're in the ocean. Why are you wearing

a poncho on your paddle board right now? And then she tries to sell us her anxiety bullshit. Oh, I'm gonna get eaten by a shark. I was like, if only sharks have taste. Yeah. Yeah, even the Meg is like, no, thank you. The Meg ate everything around you, Kyle. Yeah. So even I like that to reach Shade's Kyle. She's like, Kyle, is this your first time

paraboding? And she's like, no, she's, but it looks like it. A Zinga. Other. Zinga A zinga. Other. Bingo, bingo. Katie, are you still there? Yeah, I hear you.

Yeah. Oh, I thought you quit. Go fuck. So Kyle goes back to the beach. Kyle goes back to the beach and like, I'm just imagining. I'm just imagining Kyle going back to, like, going back to shore. I'm just imagining like the final scenes of Little Mermaid happening down under what are they like yay? She's gone We're saved no

So then Denise is filming a movie for the home art Christmas channel and guessing because she's with Patrick Muldoon on on location Well, there are Malibu still No, they're on location of their film there in Connecticut. Oh, are they? Yeah, we have a few were in Canada. Oh, no, Connecticut. That's what it was. Yeah, they're in Connecticut. It's not much the same. It doesn't even matter. I'm just looking forward. And then why didn't Denise have to bring up the hook or waiting in the car during Thanksgiving? That was the best part. Maybe that's why that was Captain. It was hilarious. We're relevant.

She and Patrick Muldin met in Starship Troopers. They've stayed friends ever since they call each other. Sweetie or sweet babe, sweet baby. And that's a good. I loved it too. A lot of that back in the day. Casper. Now Casper Vandin, he has, he has aged very well.

I'd like to add, because I looked it up during the scene. I looked up his images. He has aged exceptionally well. Good for you, Casper Van Dean. Oh my God. He looks so good. I thought you were going to say, Jod Claude Van Dam, which by the way,

do you know that I saw his penis and balls, um, like 10 years ago? No, like 15 years ago in LA. Uh, no, I was not up to date on that. You got super like hammered or coked up or something. I was working at Sushia and there's this long. This is so crazy. If you guys ever go to Sunset Plaza, if you come to visit LA, do the TMZ tour,

they'll take you past Sunset Plaza. And like if you park in the back, you have to walk up this giant like stairwell. So inside Sushia, there's a stairwell and he did a split with his legs across the sides of the stairwell. No one was so handsome. And his dick and balls was hanging down

and I remember telling my mom, and she was horrified. She was like, why do you want to live in LA? And I was like, because of Jean-Claude Bandit. Yeah, I do. You got to hear my story. The one, because of Jean-Claude band-aid? Yeah, I was so funny at the time. You got to hear my story. The one time I saw Jean-Claude band-aid in real life, I was driving down to Sons de Plaza and he was sitting at one of those restaurants right out front there. See? I told you.

It's so funny. He used to get me to stick them in. He used to get me to stick them in. But I did not see a stick them in. And by the way, Katie, that story sounds a little suspect. So after this, if you don't mind, we'll be going to downtown Los Angeles and taking a polygraph. Listen, I will do a polygraph for all of my, I have the best story. So that is 100% real.

I'll never forget because I thought it was so hot. And then when he did that, he was such a disaster. I had to be like, card it out of there. I was like, oh, I don't know about that guy. Well, either way, Patrick Mulduldoon none of us have seen his Dick and Balls unfortunately so he is he is with Denise and they're just like chatting etc. And Denise is saying the reason why she took this movie role is because when they describe the character it was like Nancy in her 30. She's like, I'll do it. I'll do it. She's like Nancy. Unfortunately has one eye

of a robotic or a lot of care. I'll do it. She's the only one that lives in her 30. She's missing teeth and has a busted vagina. I'll do it. She has to fight Lisa Rina for the role. She's like, but she's 32. Done. I'll do it. Take it. So then they eat outside and they're like eating on her balcony. She's like, come on, move into the shade. My little street buttons. Can I trust me? It's a good idea because I know I'm leathery, okay? I know it. I'm not aging well people call me rotisserie behind my back I get it to me. No, you're not Look you can't age more than me. I mean God my ex-reasonry Charlie came to think given a couple years ago. He got a hooker in the driveway

He says okay, right? I mean she's in the driveway I was like, come on, I'll set her a plate. You want to hook her to those airstaff things, giving Jesus fucking scry's. Give that shrap in here. I'll see you in her. I'm changing my bio, by the way, on my Instagram to that. You know, hook her to service things,

giving to her. Oh, God. Denise is so great. Epic, like I love her. So honestly, can I just tell you this? I loved is so great. I beg like I love her so honestly can I just tell you this I love Denise so much only because she when okay Eric it gives zero fucks but she doesn't she totally gives all the fucks yeah because she care yeah so crazy Denise gives negative zero fucks yeah truly I think you're right I think that's actually a really great point

I think that's the reason why we love Denise is she doesn't give any fucks and so many the women on this cast do and it's like That's why we're having trouble penetrating because it's like it's like it's like it's there It's all like fakery about Denise is just giving us the real deal and we love it Like I don't even know what I'm doing here like the only reason I said that I'd come on survivor is they say I'm 30. I hear I'm fucking am, right? What am I supposed to eat a coconut or a bug or something? Come on. So now back in Hawaii, the women are doing their makeup to go out for the night and Kyle

comes over to Doreet's room and she's like, oh my God, we have the same room, which is Loki, more Calvature's competitiveness, right? Like she's totally like eyeing up the room because if they didn't have the same room, she's like, oh my God, your room is so much better than mine, you know? Like fucking Kyle, of course, and then she sees Doreet has brought like seven sunglass options and she's like, oh my God, you brought seven sung. And then immediately starts counting them and then opening up the cases. You know, it's like Amaricio. I need six more sunglasses. Please thank you. Yeah.

So we can start co-starring Kyle's Birken bags. That's what they should do. They should literally have a Birken bag just with the backdrop of the beginning where it goes up and turns around and it has its own tagline. It's just got Kyle standing in the background as part of his family. Now, one of you are robbed. Stop showing off all your shit. One of these women going to learn. Like, that's why you get robbed because you're letting people see all of your shit. Yeah, I guess you'll let Teddy's company do your security. Like you let Teddy's company to your security

You know Teddy's got one of those Berkins under her bed like What she sleeps in at night Oh bad making fun of little no, I'm making fun of tiny fake be, I used to have a book called The Little's. And right, do you guys have the Little's? Remember? Yes, I remember the Little's. And that's what I was trying to refer to, but I wasn't trying to refer to actual literally.

You literally said Little Women. Yeah. You said it off in a great place. You said Little Pusion. It was like very, you were like making Johnson Swift references. You were talking about like great literature. And then next you know, it's little women L.A.

I was like, okay, there's there's cats that have dwarfism and they're adorable and they're like in demand. So, you know what? This is not good. This is not going to help way too late. No, no, it's way too late. Right. Right.

Like totally missed that boat. Yeah. God. Okay. Listen, am I least are running it no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I can pretty try to say that. I think you guys put those things out and say it. So the women, so they go over to Camille's house. Camille, she looks like a slutty Christmas tree angel. She's got these big bell sleeves, but it's like this lace. You know that Victoria secret non-Londray? Yeah. That's what she looks like she's wearing. Can you wear that out?

By the way, I think I saw her dress on the real real. I don't know what that is. Oh, the real real is like a website where you can buy like super expensive stuff, but it's not, it's like not as expensive. Like it's, it's like, I think I saw it actually on doilysrs.com. Oh my that's right. A Doily burn got her I didn't like her dress but you know what to each his own. It's but it was very Camille. It was very Camille. It felt like a call back to the Camille cocktail. Remember her giant martini glasses. It was like she was wearing one on each sleeve. Maybe she wants to get in and do a show for everybody.

So, Camille, let me see. Carol comes over. It's like, look, I'm your prize ball. Look, I'm doing so much and like literally does nothing. And then Carol's like, I think your mom's going to come. I, oh wait, we're at dinner now, right? Yeah. We skipped all this stuff and I didn't let you.

Sorry, let's go to dinner. We're at, we're at the end. They're arriving at the, they've arrived at the, at the house and Camille is like you. Sorry, that's good. It didn't. We're at where they're arriving at the they've arrived at the at the house and Camille. Was that oh my god. Oh my god. When I disappear, this is where I disappear too. And like no one cares.

Yeah, people like you disappear. The house that was that. Yeah. You've. Oh, yeah. And she starts what built. Oh, past it So Camille starts starts telling it to get talking about her house and she has like a really really like a mundane description

She's like, yeah, the interest of the home is pretty grand. There's a great room and pretty amazing Vista views the ocean and it's pretty relaxing. It's a calming house me and There's a table and a chair and I'm proud of it. Well, her story of how she met her husband is like my dream story. She's like, I moved in and then there was a hot guy next door. So we're getting married. Like that's it. That's it. That's it. That's my story. I want it as easy as possible. Okay. Check your neighbors again and see who's your neighbor. Trust me. I'm going to have to move out of this. You got to ring them bells, Ronnie. You don't have to get their

whole house. Yeah. Haven't just doesn't fall into your lap or your studio apartment. I'm sure. I'm sure my neighbors are really excited to get with me. I just told you about my multi-stained shirts and cleaning my teeth with my fingernails. So, do you still ride your Vespa? Of course I do. Although someone kicked it over the other day. Your neighbor. Probably your husband.

Probably your future husband. And then we got married. You know, in might seem true. I have actually on my floor in my building, there is like an apartment of hot Australian men. And they keep rotating out, because I think there's like a visa thing. So like, when one has to like leave the country

to like renew their visa of a new hot Australian, it's like they're all Australian actors. It's amazing. I hope someone goes and marry both of them. I'm not even joking. Well, Ronnie, get your ass over there. No, I'm not going to marry someone in Ben's building. Kind of destroys the point. Oh my god. What's not? I want it easy. Yeah. Well, I don't want to have to travel to someone. Ben lives a mile away. I'm not going that far to see a man. But it's not

just like ride your busted scooter over there. It's okay. I'm going to kill you. I'm not going that far to see a man. But it's not really. Like ride your busted scooter over there. Cheers. Okay, I'm going to kill you. I'm going to steal one of your scooters after I can't want one of my scooters got fucked up. So I have to. Oh, isn't it hilarious when that happens? So anyway, anyway, now it's now it's dinner time and they serve pasta in a parmesan wheel, which is like, just like the producers are just fucking with college richards now because she had such a lady boner. If she sees a wheel of parm, she like can't even focus. I mean, it is like shaking, like holding onto a radiator like, woo woo woo woo. Like, I'm scoffing into my chair. They just, they actually just roll the wheel over

at the end of that season. God. It's like the most consistent storyline Kyle's had all season. She's sitting in it, she's just sitting in a cheese motto. The wheel of Amazon. Ha ha ha ha. No, she's going to die in like goofy and a bowl of jello and the jack in the bean stock

cartoon. Why can't you have such a great memory? So then Steve Fittetty, I think it's Teddy's start to say. It is Teddy. She's like, oh, I'm Teddy. Just texted 50 ladies right now and said, don't eat it. Okay. So now that I'm done with that working mom working mom.

Okay, I'm here in the butter bowl. That's me. She's like, oh, let's play game. I'm going to ask something personal to Rin. Okay, what's your favorite thing about Harry Hamlin and the least favorite thing about Harry Hamlin? What is dumb fucking pre-wedding game? That's what I hate.

Yeah, I hate it. I hate you, like Ellie. I know. She's just setting herself up to fight with her husband, like, like, you know. I don't know. She's such a dick. I don't know if I still have a- I still have a- I always say this.

I- I still have like a warm place for Teddy, even though I- I thought she's fucked up the season, but like, I hope that she's able to fix it next season. Oh my god. I'm a punch you from hell. Okay. She is a monster.

It's fine. It's fine. She's a tiny little monster. A little monster, a thimble. Who sleeps in a matchbook? She's doing pull-ups on a staple. Maybe she'll get a crumb that off of Kyle's cheese wheel. She could just pull it underneath your bed. She's like mountain climbing on a crumb that off of Kyle's cheese wheel. She could just pull it underneath your bed.

She's like mountain climbing on a crumb. Cheese mountain. I love thinking of her as a miniature. It's like my favorite thing. See, you're welcome. And I meant that in the like the most endearing way. I know. And then you ruined your own, you ruined your own thing. I ruined it for everyone. I'm still thinking to the minute. No, guys, not Teddy ruined it for everyone. Okay, stick with Teddy ruining everywhere. So Rin is like, oh, Harry Hamlin, he's a good human being, but my least favorite thing. He chew scum. And it's blue. I think that's totally

valid, by the way. I think that's a totally valid response. I think that's a totally valid response. Oh, that's not a good response. Like, no, that's a great response. That's 100% like that would totally rank up there with me too. Yeah, people that snap into their gum drive me, but Nana's. And Teddy's like, well, the reason I asked you that is so that I could answer with my own answer.

So mine is that like, I'm a control freak, but Teddy Edwin teases me and makes those moments lighter. And my least favorite thing is the same thing, because I can't control them. I'm like, there's like crickets. This is like crickets. And it's like, hi, I'm Teddy. Hi, I'm Teddy.

She sounds fun. Yeah, fun at party. So then Teddy, Edwin's like, well, I literally was about to say the same thing. Like, she's so organized and I love it. And I hate it because like, she's basically always on my ass, which is true. That's always C of Teddy. It's like, so annoying. Like, I know. That's how I's like, oh, yeah. So annoying. Like, I'm really angry. I'm like, I'm really angry. I'm like, I'm really angry. I'm like, I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry.

I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry.

I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry.

I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. I'm really angry. Sleeping with hookers. I mean, what was that? Marisa is like, well, my least favorite thing about Kyle is that she's stubborn and spends all my money that I have really trying so hard to earn and like comes in and goes out really quickly. And my favorite part is she's always got a cheese wheel around her. I love that. She has a new idea of cheese wheel of the month.

I think it's a great idea on it. It's gonna take off wherever we go, no matter what country or city we're in. There's a cheese wheel to follow. Sky. I love her. You got a lot of ship of that. You're getting on the auto ship of Kyle's cheese wheel.

A lot. I know. I'll bring the wine. You know, I'll bring the white you know I'll be there when it delivery. Cheese wheel. Oh, fortune. Oh, wow. She's called it cheese wheel. The way I ever cheese my favorite thing with Kyle is I never have to ask for par mission. Get it everyone. Get it. They should call it G's will so I don't know

Camille starts talking about Kelsey being a bad boy of the Hollywood why is that at her the night before wedding it's like bitch enough move on I don't think she's still on. She's still scorned. Are you not secure without Kelsey here? Hmm. So, um, Randall's like, gotta go to bed. I like right when Camille comes over. She's like, Oh, I have to say how do my friends? He came all this way. Do I gotta go? Gotta go Camille. Sorry. Oh, yeah, me too. That's what I was gonna say.

Okay, girls. Bye. So then back on the bed, on the bed, in the van. Sorry guys, you see where I'm at, right? That time. She's wheeled. No, it was the cheese wheel got you all on mother. I am literally just gonna seek out a cheese wheel right after this. We're joking about call of Richards and that cheese wheel.

I'm joking because I'm just trying to deflect away from my own private desires. Cheese. I just want to stick my face in one right now. Me too. So let's see. Okay, so they're in the van and Kyle's like, you know, the van's already waiting for us. God, Teddy really is organized.

And she's like, I'm just trying to say, and Edwin goes, I'm just trying to say that you, you know, you want a woman like that. Every guy doesn't want that Playboy chick everyone's trying to bang. And Rinna's like, I am that Playboy chick. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, there was so much.

Just. So, okay, so we just go to the wedding. Or do you guys want to talk about anything? Oh, Teddy and Edwin and a hot tab. That was fine. Oh, yeah, they went down to water slide, which was very exciting. Why wasn't that deleted? To the... Why isn't Teddy deleted? Teddy and Edwin...

Teddy and Edwin, at this point. Yeah, we are like... We have to sit through a scene of Teddy being like, um, I want to expand my business But is this could be at the expense of my kids like no, it will not be okay I want every working mom out there dumb dumb Someone on Facebook someone on Facebook said I'm not gonna. I'm not here for this story of mine with Teddy. She texts people for a living here for this story of mine with Teddy. She texts people for a living. Okay. She actually does. And he asked, let me tell you something about her high-waisted swimsuit. I just have to say that because Teddy is in super good shape. Obviously she fucking went jogging

on the one vacation day she had when they went camping. Like really, Erica Jean's eating, you know, pumpkin pie for breakfast and Teddy's jogging. So, Teddy has a good body. She looks great. If she looks bad in a swimsuit, that means that that swimsuit is gonna look horrific on everyone else. She wore the most ugly, high-waisted, like I want that trend to go away. I just need to get that out there

because it's been bothering me. I need some things. Sometimes things need to be said, okay? Yeah. Sorry, I just had to get that out. High-waisted is that trend, bye-bye. Bye-bye. Yeah, you know, low-waisted and re-approlement appropriate.

How about just middle? How about middle of a one-reo-perman instead of three? Let's be in the middle. Let's bear in more of it and meet right in the middle, and not deal with just a 14-inch zipper to shove your gun into. Is it a funnier reappelement and Kelsey Grammer were on the same show for years and years?

It all comes full circle. Who knew? Oh, my reappelement is a size of prostate and Kelsey Grammer likes as well. Reocoramine is part of the extended Camille Grammer universe. I love it, full circle. So now, meanwhile, Kyle and Marisa decided to get breakfast and he's like, babe, what's gonna happen with the umonski name?

Is it just gonna disappear with me? Or like, oh, are we gonna have a boy or something like that? Like, what do you want? What's gonna happen, babe? And she's like, um, I can't quite help, like, you had a chance at this and now it's over so I don't know what you want from Mauricio. Like can I have a Parmesan wheel now? I mean like yeah, I was a little cheese baby than a real baby. We have to agree who we're going to leave the cheese wheel to have to we pass. So we're sure. Very important. Alright, so then we go over

to Denise's holiday movie and Barbara Eden's in it playing Mrs. Claus, which is hilarious. And Denise is like, Barbara Eden, God, I loved your show, I dream of Jeannie. I just fucking loved it. I loved it more than the dick in my hand. It was a man's better than my husband's dick, all right.

And then Muldoon goes, we all loved it. It's like, okay, better Patrick Bolton. Yeah, being left out of the ultra-idream of Genie, uh, fan moments. I don't know. Weird. And Denise is like, yeah, you know, we were saying, wouldn't it be nice to have our husband's dick's here? We were also saying, oh my god, I don't know if I dream of Genie would work today because you know, she's waiting on her master. She didn't have a job. She worked crop top everywhere. And Barbara even's like, um, a genie's not a woman. She's an entity. I was like, oh, and it's her job also. Okay, I've got a question. Okay, genie question. So you'll

do whatever your master says. Now, what happens if your master's like, okay, I got a hooker in the driveway, I need to play to food. Could you do that for the hooker too, or is it just the master? Well, even hookers deserve Thanksgiving dinner. That's what I said, Barry. Good job, bitch. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha I was just meaning for Denise to make a joke about rubbing Erin's penis and seeing what would come out.

That was my whole thing. I was just waiting for it and it never happened. So then, a little bit of let down. So now it's like dinner time. Rinne, by the way, has lost her voice today. So she's really quiet and she's not there to fill in the awkward sounds as usual. So they're all sitting there. and she's not there to fill in the awkward sounds as usual. So they're all sitting there and Mauricio is like,

Stone, D'Alpha's asked, he probably was smoking a coconut. And he's squinting his eyes and trying to focus his eyes and it's just awkward silence. And they're all just looking at each other and then to reach his, it's like a full- like Audrey voice from those upper And my heart's in the chest. I almost got the Empire chance, we all. Suddenly PK is fighting besides me. Telling British him a joke. And look at how I got James panties.

So good. So Kyle's like, yeah, so yeah, some Marisa's basically stoned. And then's like, yeah, so yeah, some Maricio's basically stoned. And then he's, what's great about this is that Maricio, it's a roles reversed because Maricio starts doing a chamele. He just starts rambling. He's like, oh yeah, I'm really happy for chamele,

and I think it's like really nice that like two people have an opportunity to like, to bounty set their, and like, gonna get married and like, have get a guy to have a chance to have another chance. I'm happy to say. You know, it's like, no, it's still death to us for good.

Not to have to do a part. Guys, it's like, you know, the agency is dumbing. So do I don't think I've ever heard anything stupid. And he's like, uh, what did I say? Did I say the words, uh, that I say the word hopefully to often? They're like, ah, people are stout.

So it calls like, you guys, something very interesting that I found out today turns out you can order cheese wheels on demand, laser gel German my cheese wheel. Okay, so now who's manipulating things and lying about who told people what? Kyle. So Kyle's like, well, my daughter Alexia's close friend was burglarized and their house was under construction when the burglary happened. So they took the construction team to take a live detector test downtown. I guess who was there like oh, okay So I wonder

Coincidence Wow So Okay, really you think the same people were in the same lie detector office Yeah Really you think the same people were in the same lie detector office Yeah I was oh, I think Kyle needs to do you take a lie detector Kyle's a lie detector. Yeah So then to read goes oh

I've been renegast and then Carl's like she was taking flight detector test and then runs like oh geez and Carl's like you know she's just taking to say she's innocent you know she's acting like she's being accused of murder. Well because you harpies have been accusing her of murder all season long practically. You guys are acting like she has like what was like the Man Trion candidate or something like that. And now when Vanderbomb finally decides to go to a ridiculous length to proclaim her innocence, you guys are like, what?

It's no big deal. Like, shh, you're so extra on this. That's terrible. That is such a mind fuck what they're doing. And then Rin is like, but who administers the questions? I mean, you just say here's my question. Yes, that's kind of how we're. I mean, we do a flashback to John Sessa being like,

do you agree that Dr. John Sessa is the hottest doctor on all Beverly Hills? He's a real doctor. New. Well, someone in our Facebook group, someone in our Facebook group said that he got his, his doctor title from an unaccredited university, but I haven't

double checked that, but I think it's a fun thing to, it's a from USC. Yeah. Yeah. Fliicity Huffman got him in. I don't know. I don't know where he got his, uh, and Becky got him to agree. Yeah. I love it.

You're like, Becky got a degree for John Sons. John Sessa his, his, his real passion is being an influencer. But yeah, so they've all agreed that this is a bunch of bullshit. No one's going to believe it anyway. And Kyle's like, well, she's trying to say that it's all about selling a story to radar in line instead of focusing on the original thing, which is bringing the dog out at Vanderpump dogs, which is such bullshit because Kyle is friends with Teddy and she knows that Teddy fucking talked to Blizzard and did it.

They've all seen the text and why that's the original thing. Hey, Kyle goes, because that's the actual betrayal. I was like, I mean, like, it was a shady thing, but like, it's not the, it's really not a huge betrayal. Honestly, in the big scheme of, we've seen big betrayals on housewives. Like, her bringing out loose and loosey apple jizz at minopump dogs is not a huge betrayal. Honestly, in the big scheme of, we've seen big betrayals on housewives. Like her bringing out Lucy Lucy apple juice and men of bump dogs is not a big deal. Yeah. So that's pretty much that one. So then for the spin off. What? It's for the spin off. They're not going to have a spin off. That's a that's a lie. Yeah. I don't think they're

well. I don't think I know. Well, what think they will. What gossip do you have, Katie? I'm just saying. Is there any gossip? Our friend who's an old queen in a bar, he's actually pretty accurate. Katie, did you hear anything about what's happening with Vandipram rules next season? Because we're hearing all these rumors that there's going to be two versions. Well, because they're opening, they have Vandorpump cocktail garden. And a lot of people were bitching because they were saying, why are we gonna, why do we

care what happens at Vandorpump dogs when it's gonna be way better in Vegas? Well, we're hearing it's gonna be a version for like the older folks who have houses and stuff and in the new generation. Oh, my. Well, that's called Villa Blanca. I know him gets a shit about that. Oh you get a dying old restaurant that is losing money. Great. Send them all over there. Oh my gosh. So now it's the next day and it's Camille's wedding day and and everyone Kyle is Kyle is

wearing the dress that she hates. You know Kyle's was doing everything that she could to make to like not have to wear that dress like she ordered it late That way it would arrive late and She was really sure the rock size. Yeah, she was really hoping to get it like cut like The dress would get stuck in alterations, but it all worked out unfortunately for her and she was so mad I love that then they were lacing up the back. It was like the 1400s. They're like shoving all her skin in there and like, breathe in, man.

She's like, God, camp sleeves. It's like, that's the least of your problems. Yeah, that was basically a pretty simple affair. Rina arrives at the, they're all late, of course. By the way, these are Rina's outfit for the wedding. You guys, please, that is not wedding appropriate. Was it pink? Are you joking?

It looked like what Casey Mosque is word of the Met Gala. It was like, it's low-cut hot pink, like a hot pink to a fucking wedding. It's a bit of a lily- It's not a bucket. It's a bit of a hillside thing. It was an island wedding. Well, yeah, but it was actually, it was funny for all this build-up when it was time for the actual wedding.

They're like, okay, we're going to stick it into a 30-second montage. Can you believe that? I know, but I did like- Thank God, I'm so sick of weddings on this channel. I know. I did like- Thank God. I did like that they crammed Camille and Kyle into a tiny little clown car a

Like a Teddy size car and Teddy and Edwin's rental car that they use And there's where is D.D. Hello, I did not see D.D. at this wedding. Did you get to I did not see D.D. But we do have to mention that Camille's mom did make it which made me very happy because she was in the hospital I know so I was happy about it which made me very happy because she was in the hospital now Or so I was happy about that and I was also happy because Camille had a gay that was doing her makeup and Kyle Watching the room when it was like hi and the gay got startled and that was like personally like sort of a highlight for me in the episode Oh my god

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you knew I had to chime in. It's a destination wanting that is my jam. And all I have to say is that the night before my wedding was definitely a complete like polar opposite the night before can meals wedding because I don't even remember what happened the next day. Yeah, oh my god. About it like seven or eight. We did see a bunch of turtles get bored and that was fun. Yeah. Yeah, that's all I can remember. That's all I can remember.

I remember. I had such a great time at your wedding. I really did. I came home just like on cloud mind but also in kind of a waking coma. Yeah, that was a crazy, crazy, crazy wedding and it was surreal. It was, it was bonkers. It was fun. Look, I went to bed at 5.30 in the morning only after my brother, one of my girlfriends was like, don't you have to seek wedding pictures and I was like, oh, shit.

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