Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Buca di Uh-Oh

Episode Date: August 20, 2020

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Trigger warning, it's not only offensive, it takes place in the buka de pepo. So, trigger warning warning I'm pretty sure Halloween has rap production and Kyle still has her bangs all right so for all of you who don't remember what's going on we're trying to ruin Denise's life by letting Brandy Glanville come on and spread her lies are malicious stupid lies so she can get a damn job on television again. Okay, and everybody has jumped in on this and Kyle is, Kyle and Teddy, but mostly Kyle

because Teddy only does what Kyle wants her to do. Kyle has decided she's going to go all in on Brandy Glanville and get her job back on TV. And I'm just sitting here patiently waiting for this to blow up in front of Kyle's face. And I can't wait till it ends. She's protected. She has bangs. But I did like that you said that she was all in. That was a face. And I can't wait till it does. She's protected, she has bangs. But I did like that you said that she was all in. That was a nice nod to Teddy. That was a man that has nod.

All in the time, Teddy. Yeah. All in. So the episode opens up with everyone doing crazy things around Los Angeles. We see Lisa Rina and her kids at like, sandbox fitness, where she's like doing planks on surfboards, which I think is something that I saw on Shark Tank once

so I think this was like a Shark Tank moment so she's like are you kidding me I'm on a surfboard indoors are you kidding me are you kidding me and it's not only surfboards there's actual sand in the building yeah really for drive, it's just gross. And then we see Garcell with her That's how I titled this next scene Teddy who's painted her baby's room dark gray just how the baby will feel I mean it's gonna be the most depressed baby in the fucking world Can you imagine coming out and realizing that you just exited Teddy? Well, they'll probably name the baby slate, right?

Like well, we decided this is the name reveal. It's Slate Grey. Don't there already have a Slate? What do they have? They have a cruise. They have a cruise? They have a Slade, maybe? Oh, yeah, I think they've got something like that. Oh, maybe that's why it seems so appropriate to me. I also, I don't know why, this seems like really funny to me.

It's my own typo and my note, I said, Teddy and Edwin love their new crib and nursery, but instead of nursery, I wrote, Bursary and I was like, I think that that, I think that seems so Teddy to call it a Bursary. Yeah, we actually call it a Bursary. It's like a birthing nursery.

It's like, shut up Teddy. Oh, shut up, Bursary. It's just matter and hypothetical things based on my typos now. Well, I think that at least Teddy's kids are going to come out with skills. You know, I mean, they're going to be the best kids in math knowing how to count calories that, y'all, because you know, Teddy is going to be like breastfeeding, breastfeeding. Oh, we just sit 10 calories.

You're going back down. I wouldn't want you to have to lose your deposit with accountability by Teddy. Sorry, baby. Sorry, sweet. She's going to load them into naps by strapping them onto like elliptical petals and petting. They're like how did your baby learn to walk so fast? Well I put him in one of those bouncy chairs but it's over a it's over a walkie thing what do you call him a treadmill? Silver treadmill. Still not potting trained but wow can do a marathon.

Still not part of your end but wow, can do a marathon. So, uh, Yatetti has a really exciting thing to say. Babe, we're having a baby. What gives? Come on, baby. Do it somewhere else, please. So then, um, yes! Bad!

My dad, bad! He's like, hey, hey, Jocelyn, Joyce, Joyce, slide the computer around BITCH! Alright, we gotta see the epic, every time we gotta edit, edit, edit! And it's Erica's Chicago commercial that she can't reach the belting note on. So what's the point of filming that? Could you maybe have chosen something else for her to sing? And she starts getting all like inside the actor's studio. This is my first glimpse of Ella Cajane, meeting Roxy. And there we go. Fuck yeah.

I said listen to her, Roxy. You want to make money at Shaco? She better learn how to hold some money to get clean, man. It's all right, honey. I remember sitting there with the shakers and watching all those little cars just go by. One after another, to destinations are normal. Now I'm in a car and I'm going to a destination.

That's for circle, wouldn't you say? Ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm trying to remember the song they were playing in this ad where she's like, rock, say, rock, say, ho, I'm trying to remember the song they were playing in this ad where she's like It's literally the easiest thing they could have given you to do Erica So um my Oh my god did you like the end? The end is my favorite. It's smell.

The way that they faded out the transition. Wow. So, um, uh, so Denise, so then we go over to Denise, uh, knocking on Garsell's door and she's, this is like, I guess the first time we've been in Garsell's house and she's fully, fully moved in like everything's where it needs to be So Denise is checking it out. I was like, oh, I love your home. I mean two man it took two hours to get you but wow This is great. This is great. So guess what? The day I get back from Rome. I'm at LAX. I get all my stuff

Get home and literally I'm at the airport the next day to go to Montana for Thanksgiving. I'm like, okay, great. Thanks for having me. Thanks for having me. Where my fucking sweatpants are. So I thought something was going to happen. I thought there was going to be like something like then Aaron got ran over by a buffalo but it was just like, right.

Right. She was just sharing that she went to Montana. Yeah. I'm at LA accent. A guy from Pretty and Pink came up to me and started talking. I said, oh, listen here, ducking. Nobody needs your shit or whatever. Something. That's a nice call back to a two and a half men also,

by the way, I appreciate that. Yeah, that's what I was going for. But then in my mind, I thought, was that breakfast club? No, it wasn't breakfast club, but it was a pretty in pink or was it 16 candles? Pretty in pink is Ducky, right? Yeah, because I've never seen all of 16 candles and I recently watched Pretty in pink on an airplane when we were traveling to back from one of our shows. Oh, when we used to be able to do that. Back in the day, back in the day that people

really cared about the difference between pretty and pink and 16 candles. Can't bring ourselves to you today though. Sorry, little guy from 2.5 men. So they toast and Denise is basically saying how she could not have done Rome without Garcell. Like Garcell, you know, Garsell was the support that Denise needed in Rome. When Garsell says, well, all I did was be your friend. She said, well, that's a lot, yeah, that's a group of motherfuckers.

All right, now listen to Aaron. You know, Aaron just can believe these girls that they were singing. I mean, listen, I don't got secrets to wear in. All right, if I came home and said, hey, I fucked Brandy, he would have said, why, why wouldn't I invite it? Now that makes, that sounds, that rings true to me.

And I think that does. Everybody's thought, right? Like, wouldn't Aaron be like, yeah, hell yeah, let's do this. Yeah, exactly. Like they went, when they first met, they had sex in the back room of his magnet clinic or whatever it is. So like, this seems very on-brand for Aaron.

Yeah. So, she's like, well, I'll be honest with you. I really do not like Teddy. I'll be honest. That's my master. I do have to say I don't like Teddy at all. I do not like her. Yes. So Gregg sells like, well, you know, in Rina, there's something so different about Rina now. I don't know what, you know, she's relentless now. You know, she's like hardened or something. And Denise is like, yeah, you know, we made up in a lobby on an iPhone camera, but, you

know, it's still going to take me a long time to be able to trust that idiot. Yeah. a long time to be able to trust that idiot. Yeah, and basically Garsell is saying, she's like, you know, Ritter is just like, she's just like too aggressive. I mean, she just wants everyone to own it. I mean, I don't want to always own it. It's exhausting to own it all the time. Which is so true. So she's like, well, that night in Rome, they came after you and you know, finally used

to it up for yourself. I was proud of you. And then he's like, listen, that night in Rome, they came after you, you know, finally used to it up for yourself. I was proud of you and then he's like, listen, I've been through a lot. I'm in the Hallmark F***ing Movie Channel. All right. You think that's easy? Get mugs. Do you have all those white people problems? It's like the son of a banker, it's in love with the son of a female banker in the bow of the rich and white and then finally find out

that they're meant for each other and they're a huge pile of fake fucking smell. You think that's easy, can't? Do you think it's easy to film a meat cute scene with Brendan Frazier and actually pretend like you're into it? It's not easy, but I do it. Sunrise. Dude, dude, dude, dude.

Bukka de Pepeau. Now, I was mistaken in our last recap. I was making fun of all these women for getting probably lost in the Bukka de Pepeau parking lot of the Universal City Boardwalk or whatever, that's called the citywalk. They're not even there. They're not even there.

They're in the Encino Bukka de Pepeau. Oh, yeah. Oh, B has a much more streamlined parking experience. You don't have to, you don't have to like leave your car off at quote unquote Jurassic Parking. You can just, you can just drive off the Ventura Boulevard and just park it right there and walk right in. It's even worse than I thought. I thought Doreet was gonna at least be able to walk out of this being like, well you know, today I was on set down the street from Juleen Robots in Godzilla. It was a marvelous time walking around the universe the city walk until I accidentally ambled onto their fountain system which has no barriers whatsoever and little shoot of water went

right up my woo-ha. Who's a bit embarrassing? Because they do have that they do have those founds you have to okay Warning to people who decide to come to LA as tourists and go to the city walk first of all don't go to the city walk But if you go that's a fun go you have to go it's It's great It's like a nightmare and on top of that there's like a water fountain It's one of those sneaky water fountains. That's like you think you're walking on the sidewalk. Don't you look It's a shoot of water and that came out of the hole so be careful because these savander pump is trapping you

Yes, least savander pump is manipulated that shit So she's at Bukka de Pepo Doritos and So she's at Bukka de Pepo Doritos and she's dressed crazily. Is this where she's dressed like a Italian restaurant waitress? It's like for the party. Well, sort of, I mean, she's wearing Versace or something like that, where she has this, she's wearing like a white shirt but there's like a black band. It's like a black stripe, a big band around her chest. Yeah, also down below.

Yeah, so it's like a crazy waitress in the Italian restaurant where they wear big white, roughly shirts, but then they have like a boostier type thing under it. But it's even worse because you're like a waitress in Versace. Whatever. It's like, oh, you know, like save up.

Save up, you know? I want somebody to tell me if I showed up at the table with like a Gucci belt, like save your money, Ronnie. Like how long do you want it? Like come on, save. I also think it's pretty bold to wear like a white, essentially what's a white top, that's like also Versace, like a red sauce Italian restaurant.

I just wouldn't do that. So like she's gonna get close to any kind of sauce. You're cute. You will not. You will not. I'm afraid to at best and not even. And I'm by that I mean the waiter. So then she's standing there.

She's talking to like the Bucco de Beppo suit and Kyle walks in. She's like, hi. I had a huge box delivered. Do you see my huge box? It treats like yes, I saw that it's sitting next to my small box of a present and we see that like of course Kyle has gotten an enormous box for Teddy because she asked of course I was trying everyone although I'm proud that she wound up getting out shown later on in the episode. That made me really happy. We're thanks for trying to make me look bad, coil! Yeah.

I love baby showers and pregnant women and babies! It's so exciting in the coil! Has anyone said they've ever loved a baby shower? I'm just curious. I would love to hear from the women in our audience. Do any of the women actually love baby showers? I've never heard anything but complaints from any female friend I've ever had. But I've got to go to another fucking baby shower and watch people open up presents.

Even when it's time for your baby shower, it's like, oh, Jesus Christ. Like, what do I do? I was helping plant a baby shower with a friend and it's like, what do we do? I like they've done everything. You know, every idea you come up with, everybody's already done. It's like, hey, let's decorate little onesies

and we'll each paint the onesie and then there's always that one, that bond. It's like, isn't that dangerous for the children and they could pour, they can get, well, I don't wanna do that to the children. And you have to pull out the little fucking thing that says, non-toxic, you know, babies can eat this paint or whatever.

I don't know how people deal with it. I did one and I never want to be. And the person who the shower was for was like, I feel so bad. I think maybe because I was making them feel bad, never mind, I'm destroying my own story. But I think, yeah, I think I guilted that. So maybe in ruining our friendship

and then for making me come up with stupid games at a party. And then yeah, I'm blaming them again for having a baby and ruining our relationship. Never mind, it's just trying to get a discussion. Not exciting to watch people pull out little baby outfits from boxes. It's just like not, it's just not interesting to me. So Kyle starts telling us,

well I was planning on throwing a baby shower for Teddy, but then when we got to Italy, Doreet said that she wanted to join me, and which was sort of like, it felt almost like Kyle was registering our complaint. Like, she was officially saying, like, trying to maybe explain to Teddy in some way why she wasn't the one throwing the party, and it bothered me because I'm like, Kyle, you've been talking about planning this wedding, this baby shower since the very first episode, and you never did it. And now you're sort of like kind of giving us

this complaint moment of like, Doreet maybe infringing on your territory. You've had all season Kyle, you've had all season Kyle. Kyle's a terrible friend. She pretends she's best friends with Teddy and can't even, not only does she not schedule a party or a plan of party, she lets Doreet use it as her big show off day for Bukitapapo,

which is even further degrading, degrading, degrading Teddy's party. You deserve it Teddy. Say what you will about Teddy, but what sort of friend, I mean, Teddy really got fucked over here because like what sort of friend lets their friends baby shower, just like be the pinball that rattles all the way down through the pinball machine and wind up at the Bouguit of Beppo at Inseano and you're on the real house house of Beverly Hills. It's like how did that happen? So good. Well I've got a chance with this party to put myself back in magical capri! The smews, the colors! It's like you're stepping into a restaurant in Cobra! Yeah, every time she was talking to us to read what say the cat pre-room, I'm so excited about the cat pre-room

But then like when she forgot, so I have her like accent and people she's like come to the capri room the capri room I want to come to the capri room It's the corporate the grand the capri-rim, I want to come to the capri-rim. It's the corporate, the grand old capri. Commershoes, here comes one right now. Celebrity beef, you never know if you're just gonna end up on TMZ or trending on Twitter or in court. I'm Matt Bellasife. And I'm Sydney Battle, and we're the host of Wonder E's new podcast,

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Like Kyle! The least she can do is make it through one episode without being an asshole, Like I've been transported back to Capri? No. Like Kyle. The least you can do is make it through one episode without being an asshole. And she just like saved your ass with this. Who cares? Why do we care so much about this? Well, no, I actually care about this point

because we see Kyle in the cap-free room going, this is fantastic to read. It looks amazing And then she tells us do I think I've been transported to Capri? No, I'm like listen Kyle you may be right about all the things you may just you know Do I am not taking away that does not feel like a pre probably but don't be coming back to us later on the episode about Honesty and you know when she says one thing that she doesn't really just say what's on her mind that's what creates this dishonesty Kyle you are doing it with the capri room okay well I've got place settings here normal

only people off to the side and Kyle I put 10 in X to Yaku sir have a feat if I don't Don't go. Which is true So yeah, so Kyle's like Kyle's telling us that she hasn't spoken to Denise once Since they've gotten back from Rome. I'm like you've been back for like two days and you all have Thanksgiving So stop don't you don't speak to Denise anyway? When have you ever spoken to Denise? So Kyle's like it's Denise gonna come is Denise come? Like, what's going on to Denise? Is she gonna come? And we're like, well, I've been back and forth with her from Capri to Laks to Montana. We've been jet-setting Foonraz call. And she didn't necessarily say she wouldn't come and I have no idea

Karl. Which obviously means she's not coming and Doreet knows she's not coming. Yeah, yeah, exactly. But she can bank some pregenese points by like saying, I think she's a stand up girl and I'm sure she'll be coming and she'll bring a mishad from Montana. I think it's wonderful. Capri room. So, so Cos, like, oh, well, you know that came in brand year coming, right? Which is just like, like, why are, why are, I mean, maybe I can understand Kim, but why is Brandy coming Brandy coming to this why why and we do see if a flashback of Teddy kind of like reluctantly you know yeah, yeah, you guys are invited you guys are invited. She doesn't know Brandy She doesn't know Brandy cuz Brandy invited herself. She said well. We're having a shower and Brandy said, am I invited? They're like, oh, okay. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, so they're bringing Brandy. So this is shitty. Now remember back in the beginning of the season, when they showed a fight, whatever was happening, and then they were like, and then five months into filming, Denise refused to shoot with the ladies. And they made it seem like Denise walked off half the season in like Vanderbilt. Yeah, did last year. No, she did not. She didn't come to one fucking baby shower and now it looks like next week you guys are going to try and trick her by not telling her that

you've invited Brandy to New York for the finale. Yeah. Same, same, same, same, same, same, same, same. So Doree is basically like, well I think we get all act like adults here. It's not no big deal. I think that Denise is gonna come. And Kyle is like, um, Dorit is delusional. Okay, Denise doesn't care if it's a shower. If she doesn't, she doesn't wanna have conversations. Okay, she doesn't wanna work through things.

I know Denise is not coming tonight. It's not that Denise doesn't wanna have conversations and work through things. She just knows that she's hitting a brick wall. Every time she talks to your bangs and that you're going to try some underhanded trick, like having brandy glanvolts show up at the baby shower. And guess what? That's exactly what you're doing or trying to do. And you say she's so fake, she hates Teddy's guts. Wouldn't it be fake or have her to show

up for Teddy? Like, why would you celebrate Teddy replicating? It's like if you don't like Michael Keaton, why would you sit through multiplicity when there's like 50 Michael Keaton's like enough with Michael Keaton, okay, Teddy? I know. Seriously. You'd want to celebrate another Teddy. So now we go over to Rindas House and she's like reading through Amelia's drawer for who knows what. Amelia is in like an existential crisis because she can't find her face lotion or her teeth brush, which I don't know why or how you lose those things in your own home, because you can't find her face lotion or her toothbrush, which I don't know why, or how you lose those things in your own home, but, you know,

what did you see that drawer? I mean, that was, I think the whole cast of below me, below Deck Med just had an aneurysm watching that scene. It was just full of drugs. It was like a joyful pill behind us. Malia's like, I don't have enough room on my iPhone for to document all of this.

Yeah, Malia is like, I'm the first iPhone that's run out of film. I need to put on my panoramic function for this one. Just piles and piles of pills like mother like daughter kid. So Amelia is going to be moving into her own apartment where it's just an easy like $5,300 a month. 57. 57 for a tiny one bedroom one bath. Is Rene just trying to make us hate her daughter? Is that what's going on here?

Because I smell sabotage. No one would put their daughter on screen like this and be like I have fifty seven hundred a month while the like let them eat cake with the rest of the world you know going on especially right now god I think she's trying to sabotage Amelia there I say well to be fair Amelia is only going to be paying forty seven hundred dollars a month because Rina and Harry are throwing in the thousand so when when Rina said, well, we'll throw in a thousand. I thought that a meal, a meal, it was going to get like something like 1,800 or 2,200 a month.

Somewhere in that range, not 5,700 dollars. I think that's crazy. It would look like Westwood for crying out loud. Yeah. So Rinna's like, tell me about your therapist because this is about to be a scene shit talking to their housewives and you're just a child But in my mind you're just still a child, but still let's just talk about your therapy. I just went like this Yeah, she had this she had this she had it a nice touch, which is new. She added a little chicken hand She went like this tell me about your therapist

Hand yeah, she's like a teddy like a half teddy. She's like okay. I'm gonna show that I care by trying one not Teddy's. It's a top. Yeah, she's like a half Teddy. She's like, okay, I'm gonna show you that I care by trying one of Teddy's methods. Chicken hand. Okay. Tell me about your therapist. So, Amelia's like, well, I've been on an anitopressop, which has been lovely.

That's why I've been much nicer. And, you know, I'm totally recovered from my eating disorder, so that's good. And she's like, oh, that's interesting that you brought up your eating disorder. Because Garcell brought up whether my posting on Instagram had anything to do with your eating disorder. I mean, I said you'd have to ask her, Garcell. Which again, you know, the way it's phrased, but then we see Garsell saying it, and she's like, well, do you think there's a correlation

between you dancing on Instagram and her eating disorder? And Rin is like, well, it's not my fault. I'm saying, I don't think it's my fault. She's like, well, I'm not saying it is. I'm just saying, is there a correlation? Right. And Amelia's like, well, I would tell her in the nicest possible way.

I'll do respect to the fuck off. Okay, like mom, you just happen to be a really small person. Can you stop doing that? Chuck and Han think it's kind of freaking me out right now. Please stop doing that. Yeah, she's like, you know what mom? You just happen to be a very small person and I was just talking about it with my therapist today.

You know, I mean, there's, there's, shaming no matter what size you are And you can literally not be perfect. Oh, yeah, I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed all the time I'm ashamed all the time Amelia She's like yeah, and when I was going through treatments, I blamed you because you're so thin. Okay, so it does I'm like it does have a core. I know that's Can we get a piece of cake for Garcell because she totally called it. Why are you guys pretending that she's being such an asshole

when it does have a correlation? It does. Yeah, and no one's saying that's a bad thing. It's just saying like, have you thought about that? And so, because Amelia said, like, you know, I blamed you and I blamed you because you're so thin, but then I realized it's not fair because I did everything on my own.

Like, she's like, I was crime by myself. I was like, a diets by myself, without you knowing about it. I'm like, I don't think anyone's saying, hey, did Rina slide a diet under your door to be like, you should be doing this? No, it was just saying, hey, have you thought that this could impact your daughter in ways

that you may not realize? And if the daughter's saying, I blamed you, even if it was irrational, it's like, yeah, yeah, it does. Yeah, she's not saying it's your fault. And the way that they've twisted this is just like a housewife show where they take one little, it's like Teddy, like, oh, I'm the victim, people are giving me death threats. That's what Teddy is doing right now over Instagram. Okay.

And then Rina is did you know that? Teddy, please stop saying you go through. So then I'm relafficking, but just don't send people that trouble you guys. No, don't do that. I'm dead. There's a line. And then, uh, Rina, Amelia came out with a video of herself dancing on Instagram and then

commented something along the lines of this is not a direct quote but the message was basically you know by her commenting does that bother me that you're dancing it's like she's calling me fat and I don't appreciate somebody talking about they're changing it to where Garsell is attacking this this young woman about this and that's not what it is you guys are such fucking assholes stop and I also I, I mean, to be fair, if I were girls, so I probably would not have asked that question necessarily, or I don't know, I mean, it's really risky to start asking about someone's daughter. If her daughter has body image issues, that is such a,

like, even me just weighing in now, I felt a little uncomfortable because it's like, you know, these are like really, really delicate issues, and you never want to make someone feel bad about about something going on Because it's a lot of stuff that we don't even know, but that being said I do feel like Rina has been Trumpeting this idea of like we're on this show to expose our lives to talk about our lives and like it's kind of Garsell's question is sort of the kind of question that And like it's kind of Garsell's question is sort of the kind of question that Rinna might have asked someone. I mean Rinna did ask Denise like do you think it's hypocritical of

you know that you talk about happy endings on a camping trip, but then don't want to talk from the kids Which I actually think I actually think it was a fair question given this show and given what you know Rinna stands for and like we questions. So I think that therefore if you're able to ask that question of Denise, I think our cell is able to ask that question of Rinna, but that being said, I personally would not have asked it because I think you open up a whole can of worms and could wind up. Yeah, but they're just twisting it to make it sound like ourselves attacking her and calling her fat, which is not even what happened. No, so gross of them to do that. I think it's terrible. Like don't put your fucking daughter who's in a fragile place with an eating disorder

and all of this. Don't shove it on TV and then be mad that anybody has anything to say about it. The Garthold doesn't say anything terrible or mean. I'm on record too last week of saying I didn't like that she said it, but that said, I think you're right. It's like if you're going to put it out there then. Anyway, I just don're right. You know, it's like if you're gonna, if you're gonna put it out there then. Anyway, I just don't like how they've twisted it, you know, and now they're using this scene to make it sound like Garsell said that Rinna's at fault for her eating disorder. And that's not what happened. You guys are twisting it and we're not falling for it.

No, no, but it looks like their friendship is going down the tubes anyway. So yeah, so now let's go to Bukka De Beppo of Encino, California. Has it been by Jacelle? Oh, so a lot of people arrive and we see some of Teddy's like normal people friends. And she has a friend named Littal, which I think is funny, just like Littal and Marcy. Even your friends are named Littal, which I think is funny, just like Littal and Marcy. Like, even your friends are named Littal. That's how obsessed you are on the other end of that spectrum of didey.

Teddy would have friends. Like, I'm not making one of the names, but I'm just think that this collection of names together is so Teddy, Jennifer, Marcy and Littal. I'm like, that is so Teddy. So then, Kim Richards, Kim seems to be babbling her ass. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Where's the Starbucks? You taking Starbucks car is your cow Kim comes in bubbly heading around and Rina comes in with a big basket And then Kim was like,

How are you Kim? Did you get the bunny? Of course I got a bunny! You can't resist everybody! How is Kim? How is Kim? So then we find out that Amelia did not spend How is Kim? How is Kim? So then, we find out that Amelia did not spend Thanksgiving with Rinna. And Rinna said, I just laughed at the sentence just well.

Amelia's dating Mercer Leader Horn. That's just like what? What is that? Is that a real leader horn? Mercer Leader Horn. Amelia's dating because she's like, You spent Thanksgiving with my daughter. Kim!

I didn't even get to spend Thanksgiving with my daughter. You did! Because Amelia's dating. Mercer leader horn. She said, say it again. Because Kim's daughter, Brooke, is married to Mercer's older brother. So, we, everything is so incestuous on this show. I do love that.

I love how everything is so incredibly incestuous. And as mentioned previously, I believe that Delilah is dating A-All from season four of Love Island. I think he is so awful. He's such a, such a smushmuck. And it drives me not that Delilah is dating him. He is vile. And I'm only halfway through the season No spoilers, but I hope he gets hooked off soon. There we go. I Set it. Why didn't insanely rich people have to have such stupid fucking names?

I mean, they're so disastrous because they're all fucking their way. You know, they're all like Askissing the richest people in the world, who all have stupid names like Weeter Hosey. Yeah. Yeah. It's true. And they're all insesstuous. Like if you look at the history of just like Kyle and Kim and who they have like dated and married in the past

and like how it mixes with like the Davises, like Brandon Davis and all this other, and that, all these other families here in LA It's just bonkers bonkers. I tell you so Rimm is like well as we left Rome me into these vowed We'd be better friends and I look forward to tonight so I can continue that And keep that goodwill moving forward. You are so full of shetly so. We took a note on an over a can of Lavazzo.

We put a hand on that Lavazzo and we said, okay, on the count of three we're gonna shake the thing to lay splouts over the dozen splot. We will be bonded for life. Lavazzo says this. Lemio,ovato came to me sin corporate rated We're gonna do it Anyway, so um

So Garsell shows up, but she's like all right people want me to play the game. I'll play the game get ready ladies I have the biggest present of all a giant flamingo Thank God that flamingo is gonna be the happiest thing in that fucking baby room that crib room good lord The president went nicely the day the flamingo went to prison How angry is it? It's like a little baby Eric Jane and Chicago in the crib room. Fizz flamingo. This is going to be a 20 hour recap by the way.

I have no idea where I can actually. All right. So yeah, she brings in a huge flamingo and Denise is on FaceTime with Doreet. And so Garsell and Doreet are like, oh, and Garsell's like, you're not making it, is that why you're calling Denise? You're not making it, is that what you're gonna say? And she's like, yeah, I'm sick of making it, I'm fucking making it, you know. I'm surely, surely Teddy and Ericko greatly appreciate that.

Yeah. And Denise tells us, you know, I'm not so sad that I'm sick because I don't really want to show up to a fucking baby shower anyways, it's a blessing in disguise moment, you know what I'm saying. Well, I'm not sure if Denise is really sick or if she's just saying she's sick or if she's just sick of these women. Kyle stop trying to soft the legs of my flamingo is taller than your present and you'll just have to deal with it.

I know Kyle's over there like trying to put a tablecloth over the flamingo. She's like, Kyle's like putting like a booster seat under her present to make a taller. Kyle's like putting like a booster seat under her present to make a taller. It's tacking tomatoes. Tomato cans from the kitchen. Yeah, just taking the plastic lemons off the ceiling and like putting them around. She's drawing like glee eyes and a beak on her on her box. It's a flamingo also.

It's a flamingo also. So then Teddy and Kyle arrive in their car and Kyle's like, it's really hard for me to get out of the car too Teddy. I have sympathy for a prank. I have pregnancy sympathy. You guys are so wacky. Just keep laughing you two. Just keep your own laughing. So wacky. So Dread's like They're coming they're coming a very boring lady and a lady with bangs. They're coming. Okay, they're getting out of the go-tart Here they come everyone and it's Teddy waxing she goes oh Oh

Bored way we made it to buka to pepe I'm gonna side the cry room God not Which is about what my to read accent sounds like on certain days. So, uh, so they walk in and like- It's Italy, Teddy, not fucking act one of my fair lady. I think she was making fun of to read to accent. Wasn't she? I don't know.

Either way, the point is this, if you have to explain the joke, it wasn't a good joke, Teddy, alright? So, so, she walks in and it's like, surprise. And she's like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, we couldn't even have a conversation before and I thought wow Teddy is actually gonna be grateful and Kind I don't believe this and then sure enough she's like wait a minute Maybe we haven't come that far because this shower is pretty much been all about to read the whole time Not that she's wrong, but Well, it didn't have to be about to read if Kyle had just done like some basic things for her friend

So then, in fact, Kyle said something here that sounded shady, but I couldn't understand it. And I went back and listened to it a few times, could you decipher it? Cause it ended with her saying, but it's fine, it's fine, I like it. I like it. And I'm like, I don't know what the first part was,

but I feel like it was super shady. And I would've made it really angry. Let me see here. I want like an opportunity to get angry again. I have Teddy, thank you so much and to read saying this is from Coil and Dory or I've just been in time with you much as well as say something A.T.D. and then everybody saying that the room is really nice and so saying it was it was right before that so let's just say on the right, the Kyle said something that we don't know what it was, but fuck her for saying it.

It looks so fucking. Here's a fuck you for a misunderstanding. Whatever it was that you said that they did not put a caption under, we know it was shady and okay, fuck you. Yeah. So, Sutton takes a look at this room and she's like wow It's like the lemon restaurant and Rin is like fabulous. I love lemons What was the lemon restaurant that Sutton is referring to is she talking about the whole room is lemons It's Doree. How if you look at pictures of it. It's just all the decorations are lemons They're all they're hanging from It's supposed to be like a lemon

grove or something. I thought she was referring to a specific restaurant. That was like that she was calling the lemon restaurant. Oh, no, no. Or just saying like this restaurant showers a lemon. This is reminds me of Mr. Dolce's waiting room when I said they look at all the lemons. Wow. God, I love real opulence. So then Doreet, subtle as ever, is telling everyone, Alright girls, you've got name tags where you're supposed to sit. Let's see, D, T, D, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Denise just fast timed me and said,

she's not gonna make it to your stupid babes. Time to be in said she's not gonna make it to your stupid baby shark! And then Kyle of course is in a snitch. She's like, I mean, I told you to read, Denise is not sick. I just wish Denise would be honest and say, I really don't like coming around right now, but instead she says I'm sick, like, that's what creates distrust. Kyle, you're the one who just fully said that you thought the room looked amazing and then told us it was based like a piece of shit. Okay. So don't talk to us about just trust Kyle. Yeah. You're also the one who's sneakily invited Brandy to this party and didn't mention that to Denise. You fucking liar.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Denise is playing this very well. She's foiling Kyle and Kyle has never looked at her and you're new to the Kyle train But I've hated this squacker since season two and I'm just you I'm so glad that people are finally seeing out evil Kyle is you saw Well, I would say that I guess all these years I was looking through roasted glasses But it turns out I was just standing in Kyle's foyer with that stupid pink neon artwork So um so Erica shows up speak about pink Erica shows up, speak about pink. Erica shows up, she looks like she's at an anime convention. She has a pink anime wig on. I don't understand this look at all for this baby shower,

but sure, go with it. Which of course Teddy has now, too, because she's like another Kyle. Just copy anything popular and do it for yourself. So Teddy's like miss pink here now. So let's see um Erica comes in and Teddy's like thank you guys I'm really bad with speeches so I'm not gonna do that. Yeah we figured so Rin is like I love a baby shower haha I do I love them people have

such a good time at baby showers don't't they? Remember Andy, come on, baby shower. Remember how fun? Cut to the clip of me dancing on a tape, huh? Are you kidding me? So everyone, quiet everyone. Okay, next time that we see see Erica she will be on stage playing Roxy Heart. Are you kidding me? I'm not wrong that I owed. And everyone's like cheers cheers, America's like thank you, thank you, thank you. And Renegas you know I'm so excited that Erica gets to do something that I love doing so much. I know. I like let the woman have the spotlight for a moment. Come on now. I mean, so then Garsell just out of nowhere. This is kind of great. So I mean, so everyone at the table

working actress here, like real working actress, I've known Lisa Rina for 20 years and when you're a friend you support you Rina supports you that friend a hundred percent. I remember my Bowser head. Yes. Thank you. Thank you for this award Thank you so much. I want to thank the Kennedy Center and the Obama's. Thank you so much. Oh, God. Thank you so much She's like well, but I can say at the same time I feel like every anytime anybody brought up Erica's Broadway debut Lisa Chomden like I did it eight years ago 18 years ago Wait a second. That's not part of these Kennedy Center honors That Doree is like

Dorees Dore loves it. I'm really like you know There is, Doree loves it. I'm really like, you know, Garsell, if you thought that it was about me, I feel sad for you that you thought that in any way, because you know what I mean. And she's like, well, I don't think that that's how you should put it, that you're sorry that I feel that way. It's like, come on, Garsell. You know me better than that, Garsell. You know me better than that.

She's like, all right. I have not tried to take Erica's thunder at all when it comes to Chicago. I'm just trying to shine my Chicago sun on her Chicago crest has to grow. That's all. I mean, listen, baby. I've stolen her wigs, her glam squad, and her drag queen, Lingo. But not Chicago.

If anything, she stole that from me. I mean, I dress like her wigs her glam squad and her drag queen lingo, but not Chicago If anything she stole that from me. I mean I dress like her every day and this year she gets to dress like me as Roxy hard in Chicago. You're welcome So So, uh, yeah, so basically for it is like pretty pissed off about that. I was it was I Mean it was, I mean, it was, it was an amazing and true. Okay, say the amazing and true. Jody an amazing and true.

Yes. So Rina's like, come on, you know, be better than that guy, so. She's like, well, that's why I said what I said before what I just said, because I said a nice thing before I said the mean thing. She's like, well, that's a little backhand. And then it was a compliment.

And if you feel that then, that's all you Xeroxie heart. Sorry. Just don't need to give him the old Prasel Dazzle Garsel. That's a lyric from Chicago, which was I was in 18 years ago. 18 years before Erica. So happy for you, Erica! And Garza goes absolutely, yeah, it's on me. It's not on me. It's on you! So Teddy's like, uh, Erica, will you do a quick performance of Chicago right now?

I'm gonna jump on the table like. And all that jazz. I was gonna sing all that jazz, but it's not even my number. So it can't be Eric is number because she's playing the same part that I played. Wait a second. I thought you were going to sing. I have the right to fight for your honor. No, Teddy, not that Chicago. And that's not even Chicago.

That's just Peter Satera. if you're on her, no Teddy, not that Chicago, and that's not even Chicago, that's just Peter Satara. So Eric is like, no, I won't knew it, I share with my new and listen, this job, I may have started my past, my dance and my tables, but that's time I'm eight. All right. So then Garsell has to leave, but she's like, I mean, here's what's great about Garsell. She just like, immediately apologizes. She's, it's just basically like you know what you've always been there for me And that was a shit thing for me to say accurate But shuddy And Lisa really like

Give her time to process that one you're dead Give her time to process that one. You're dead. Okay. Yeah, yeah, enjoy that one. So Kim's like, well, hey, everybody, Brandy just texted me. She said, Hey, girl, what's up, pussy lover? And I say, what's up, this gang? She says she's in the neighborhood and she's invited. She's still come. Like that's so fucking brandy to be like well I was invited to a party and I happened to be in the neighborhood of said party should I just come

it's like that's part of the invitation rude what are you doing just like cruising venturable of iron in front of the office max get in here so so so Kyle was like she was invited she was invited I kind of felt like Kyle was saying that to she was invited. She was invited. I kind of felt like Kyle was saying that to reiterate that, like, it's not my fault that she's coming. She was invited by forces unknowns to me. Yeah, because you invited her. Yeah.

So, Erica's like, by the way, it was Denise. And they were talking about Denise and everything. And Teddy's like, oh, I would have had a little bit more respect for the situation if Denise said, I don't want to come because I feel awkward around Teddy. I would have felt a lot better than just saying that she's sick. You know, do you ever encourage you guys that it is actually fall and you guys just went to Roman

back, she went to Montana back, and it's rainy and cold. And she may be actually sick, because both Ronnie and I were sick at that exact time when they were shooting this. Also, really since when is it more polite to be like, oh, I would come to your baby, Sharap, but I don't like you, so I'm not gonna come. That would be totally rude,

and if she did that, Teddy would still be fucking crying about it, okay. It was a polite way of not showing up at your stupid fucking party that no one wants to go to at cheesy ass Bucca de Pepo, you lame ass other, okay? She has to drive from Malibu to Encino, she has to drive through a canyon

that may have mudslides, because it looked a little rainy, just to go to Encino to a Bucca de Pepo for someone she doesn't like, I mean. No, to publicize a restaurant she doesn't like for a woman she barely knows no fuck you guys for Between the lemon bitch So Kraus like well, you know

The stuff that she was saying about us like she just wasn't being honest or faces guys She wasn't being honest and it's like how do you know whether she was being honest? Kyle and Teddy's like well, I mean was sitting there. Kim is a reliable narrator. Kim, do you have any? If ever there is a reliable witness in life, it's Kim. Kim's like sticking her water glass into like a dip and dots thing. Kim's like trying to bite into one of the lemons off the ceiling. She, she's slowly going to let them do a bag. Can I make some Lehman's show later tonight, okay? Can't get the lemon out of your nose, Cam. Man, it smells good.

She just has a broom and she's swapping at them. 11 bugs in here, 11 bugs. There we go, yes! That was from which mountain, thank you. Oh, so to reach, like, where? I wasn't sitting there, so I'm not saying brand new was credible. Cause I wasn't in this totally brand of meeting. Where did, where brand new is? That one with the lemon, I put those.

So, that was in the scuffle of this nonsense. So Kyle's like, I've never had a good relationship with Brandi ever, but Brandi I have never known to be a liar, unless she's talking about Marie so everything is a lie. That's a lie. That's a lie. Everything she said about Marie so cheating is a lie. Yes. Now let's just disregard the blog I wrote that is headed.

Brandy is a fucking liar by Kyle Woodruff. I know. So, I was like, you know, guys, Brandy is a very complex person. No, no, she's not. Okay. Now you're a liar. She's like, guys, Brandy is a very complex person, but everyone makes mistakes. Guys, since I've been working so intimately with someone you may have heard, Michael Myers,

a lot of people think he's a villain, he's dangerous, but I've gone to know him a little bit over the past years, past few months while I've been shooting a feature film called Halloween, Bang and Bangathon. And I just want you to know, I just have more of an open heart to people who have been previously written off as just villain They're not all villains guys. They're not they're not and I wear these bangs as a testament To them So Bradley shows up And Teddy's like hello. How are you? So my god, surprise you having a baby surprise you having a baby. Oh god, surprise you're having a baby! Surprise you're having a baby!

Oh my god, she's having a baby! Fucking baby, it's right! And then Teddy's like, yeah, I'm here so funny because like, I almost didn't even come to this and then Edwin was like, yeah, you really should go and I was like, fine, I'll put on a front-ed-dress and go. So, and if it's like... So what you're saying is, you didn't want to support me, is that's what you're saying is you didn't want to support me, is that's what you're saying right now.

You didn't want to support the dookie to be a premium corporate. Well, we have not talked about the capri room. Can we talk about the capri room for one second? Sure. It looks like downtown Mustang has took a shit right in the middle of a really bad Italian food restaurant. You took a shit right in the middle of a really bad Italian food restaurant. Now look, I, I, hot take, I like the original room more.

Co, the original room looked like a cozy, you know, red tablecloth, Italian place. It's cheesy, it's vagacy, it's buco de beppo, but it felt cozy. This one, I actually liked all the lemons, but in between the lemons were these like, the boot, there were like these boots that were like super ugly. It looked like from like a generic like Jason's Deli in the middle of who knows where. And then like you have this like the blue, like a try to start,

like it was like a blue mural to be like, look, there's the sea out there. And then there were like these giant photos. It just was so awful. Yeah, it's really bad. It is like Vegas when they have the, you know, like at the Venetian or Caesar's where they have the malls where the sky is painted on the ceiling and, you know, the actual canals running through the mall and stuff. It's like fun when you're there, but it's cheese. So Kyle's like, well, you know, you know, I will say to you, Brandy, I will say.

Oh, no, because I'm sorry. I've skipped ahead. So did you catch Teddy almost saying, it's all happening to Brandy? Oh, I wish she would have. Brandy could have opted for fucking block off. Because Teddy's like, oh, look, it's all, everything's happening.

Everything's happening. Wow. So she almost quoted the lady that fucked Brandy's husband in the first. Sheenah. Sheenah Marie. So then, careful. So, she'sl is like well if you play your car's right miss Brenda Glenville you can come back here more often

and Brandy's like yeah I used to bring my kids here to eat in the kitchen and Daryl goes oh sweet that's so sweet I love that table yes I love that okay you're not talking about having like the chef's tasting at LeBernadam. Oh, yes, the chef, the kitchen table inside the kitchen of Booker Bappé. I'm like, okay, come on now. Let's relax. Let's book it a Bappé one and see, you know, this is... We're not the French laundry here. I know, and you know that Brandy has showed up to like every kitchen in town with her kids to eat too. Like, hi. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m. On the screen door in the back.

I don't eat. I don't eat. I actually don't even want to eat. But can you feed my children? I love that. Like, we got to eat in the chest table at Booker de Bepo. Oh. OK. Okay. And so Kyle's like, you know, yeah, Brandy eating in kitchen with your children.

You know, you don't get a lot of credit for this Brandy, but you're a great mom and a amazing mom. I wish they had to cut in where Brandy's son was peeing in Kyle's backyard on a tree and Kyle lost turf her flacking mind. Kyle, Kyle, that, that point that Kyle made was so hilarious to me. She's like, I just want the cameras to see what non-mom shaming is. You're a great mom and you don't judge other mothers. Wow. Well, look at me doing that too.

I'm a mom supporter, Kyle Richards. Thank you, everyone. Thank you. So Brandy tells him that she got to come for dessert at Thanksgiving because that's all Eddie would let her come in for her, but that is baby steps and stuff. And to read, to read Turnstuer and she goes, now, do you like to be controversial, Brandy Glenville, do you like it? Is it fun for you? It's like the trailer to some like mid-90s thriller. Do you like being controversial, do you? Like, will it win Brock or something? And Brandy's like, well, I mean look, I started my wanting to be that way. She was, oh, so you would say honesty. It's important to you. It's like just ask to eat. Ask what you want to ask.

They're all becoming Perry Mason and not the new Perry Mason. Yeah, he's much angry at the regular Perry Mason. I watched the new Perry Mason on HBO and he's like, God damn it! Stop it, no one made me! You can't do that in court, sir. Sir, please channel the spirit of Raymond Burr. Thank you. So of course the new Perry Mason is like fucking whining all the time and crying. Of course the 2020 Perry Mason that takes place in whenever is a big fucking whiner and all about his feelings. Of course he is. I feel like the Perry Mason theme song is like just to have going through emotional reactions to things

You'll never listen to the famous theme song the same way too good Okay, so she's trying to get this she's trying to get whatever out of Brandy so she's like is Honestly important to you and Brandy's like 1,000 percent Okay 99% okay well 99% would be good normally, but you've just taken us up to a thousand or you know a thousand percent So 90% like what do you what are you trying to trick us? She's marking herself down So she is which by the way also if you're a dishonest person Then there's no reason to believe that you're saying you're honest with us, but at the time, is the right thing to say. Well, what is that one trick that there's that riddle

where it's like one person's a liar and one person's a truth, so what question do you ask them? And it's something like, like, can you lie about, you know what, it doesn't, literally does not even matter. I'm not gonna go down this path. The point is this, Brandy has already marked herself from a thousand down to 99.9 and Kyle says,

oh, and by the way, her saying that is in itself honest, her admitting that there's a 0.1% chance she's dishonest is honest. So I guess you're back up to 100. Look, congratulations. So now Brandi, should really hit the fan in Rome. All right, you're back up to 100. Look, congratulations. So now, Brandy, shit really hit the fan in Rome. All right, you remember, because you were talking to us about your friendship with Denise, and so we had to do that. We had to bring that up in Rome, okay. And Brandy's like, yeah, I mean, like what happened?

I mean, like, look, this one right here, Rinna won't even make eye contact with me. I'm just still accepting thank you for the Kennedy Center for welcoming me tonight. It's my great work'm just still accepting thank you for the Kennedy Center's for welcoming me tonight My great work in Chicago. Thank you. Thank you We're not like you know the awkward thing is Denise isn't here and I have to be honest You know I had a breakdown in Rome guys a breakdown in Rome because you know Denise got me the lobby And she said I didn't have her back and I was a bad friend and they really just I had a breakdown guys a breakdown

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We actually didn't even wanna be here in the first place, we can go, we can go. Okay, we're gonna go. Yeah, this is so city. This is so rude. Teddy, you're a terrible host too, on top of everything else. So they leave.

And so Teddy. And they leave, do you hear Eric goes, y'all have fun, be safe. Oh, thank you. Thanks. Thanks, Ma, Jane. Like, are we out of, like, are we out by the pioneer lady?

Like what's happening? Y'all have fun now, y'all have fun here. I'm like, where's that coming from? So Tate is like, well, when we went to Rome, the first real night we had a dinner, I confronted Denise about saying bad things to Brandy about me and immediately she just stared at me like she started saying like, Brandy's trouble and so I distanced myself from her and we're

not close. And the reason I couldn't, Denise, Denise, Denise has said none of it's true right? And Brandy's like, oh, like she wilts her head down like she's such a victim. She can't believe that she's being called a liar Yeah, yeah exactly and Erica goes I asked a point blank is Brandy lying and she said yes So there we go Case closed So Brandy's like I'm not trying to hurt this person here. I'm not trying to hurt this person I'm just Bringing up this very specific issue that we have and trying to make it sound like it's relevant to anything at all

It really isn't You know, okay, so in April I invited her to do my podcast and Teddy's like was Aaron there was Aaron there It's just no no Aaron wasn't there. Just what she said Aaron was there. So guys guys Was Aaron there? No, no, Aaron wasn't there. Just what she said Aaron was there. So guys guys All right, let me just clear this up for you guys none of this is any of your fucking business Denise told Brandy stuff talking shit about you guys didn't think Brandy was gonna repeat it Brandy repeated it So Denise later asked off to get out of the situation. I don't blame her. Is that difficult to understand? Like that's a thing is that they don't even know

really what they're arguing about. I think that at first it was like there was this salacious thing with Brandy and Denise, but what they, what the women said, they keep saying, I don't even care about that. What I care about is that originally it was that Denise talked to about them, right? And then, but now it's,

the argument is whether or not Denise is lying because when they approached Denise about them, right? And then, but now it's the argument is whether or not Denise is lying, because when they approached Denise about, Denise was like, denied, denied, denied, which I imagine is probably like a reflexive defense mechanism built off of years of living with Charlie Sheen that like, shit comes at you. It gets crazy.

If you say the wrong thing, it will be used against you, and it could have massive repercussions for your kids. So you just deny everything until you sort of like can think about it and then you proceed forward. And I kinda got the feeling maybe it doesn't necessarily excuse it, but I kinda got the feeling that that's what Denise was doing. And when you're talking shit about someone,

if you came to me and said, or you know, someone comes to me and says, Ronnie, I heard you said all this stuff about me. What am I gonna say? Yes, I said it. No, I'm gonna say, no, no, I didn't. That's like the natural. Is your cut off bar, you're like, no.

And they're like, oh, well, actually, I do say this. You know, that's like standard. I think it's totally natural. But anyway, she has been caught lying, but I don't care, I'm still on her side, is my point. So Brandy's like, well, okay, and then Brandy start, this is where the story, this is so Beverly Hills, because they trip over themselves, and don't understand that they're making the other person's point, right? So Brandy goes, well, I mean, I just knew for a hundred percent that I knew it was a fact that they had an open thing if it was just girls. So we were making out, okay, well that correlates

with what Denise says later, which is Aaron wouldn't care that she had sex with or what she said earlier, the Aaron wouldn't care that she had sex with Brandy, he would have said why am I not invited. So Brandy is like, all she is doing is giving evidence to the fact that Denise wouldn't care and still doesn't care and nobody cares and the only person that's trying to make it sound like Denise cares is Randy. Yeah, yeah, she's like, well, we were making out and then I bid her and you know, I bid her, and because what do you mean you bid her? What does that mean? It's like to read. It's it's it's it's it's right there. It's literally she bid her. She bid her. She bid her. She's trying to leave Mark so that she can say, look, I've messed around with with Denise everybody. There's proof right on her fucking neck or whatever so brandy to do that Oh, I don't think it was on the neck

Wherever it was I thought it was much more salacious than that So I just took it that way you know like when you make out with like a really controlling person and they try and leave you a Hicky on purpose. It's like it seemed like that. Like of course Brandon fucking does that. Also Brandy biting someone is assault. By the way, if we're going to be over sensitive about every little thing. So it stopped because she bit her basically, I guess.

Yeah, America's pinching her nose. She's pinching like the top part of her nose. Oh god. The truth is, I'm a fan of things. Oh, I have a real five o'clock headache. Not here under the lemon groves of the caprival, not here. And so, Braddie continues. And so the next day she said, Aaron can never know about this.

He'll kill me. And this is from my corset and to read it's like What This isn't the corsica room. It's the capy room stay on San Brandt here Brandy So he was a kid in the sun you did it, but then why would Aaron mind because of the butt mocks Is that what you say it was at the butt mocks is that what you say? It wasn't the bite mocks And Teddy's like that's her point the Aaron she says the Aaron would mind But then she worried about the bite marks because he would mine come on to read

She's like she's like that's the moment that she that she realized that Denise was lying to her so I'm like Okay Okay sure you've all this is true still okay to her, so I'm like, okay. Okay, sure. All this is true. Still okay. So she said in brain, he's like, so then I thought I have to keep the secret and I'm a cheater. I'm like, okay, this is your shit now. This is, you might not have liked the position that you're in, so you know what you do.

You say, fuck this bitch, I'm not friends with her anymore, because she put me in a position that I would not have liked to have been in. But, and then I could just, and then you just move on from there. That's all, like it's, that's, you're just stopping friends with her, you know. Yeah, but no, she'd rather go running and out. No, I did cheap, but I was tricked into it. Now I'm the victim because you tricked me into being a, this is Brandy's huge storyline. We've been waiting for this whole year. It's fucking pathetic, right? So then to read it's like, well I'm confused. And to the cause it's all confusing to read. It's all confusing. Shut up. You have nothing to do with anything I ever know and like to be quiet. So Brandy is like, I hate she and hers.

I was cheated on and I would never do it. And she knew when she said Aaron will kill me. It's just like, listen, if someone said, hey, Brandy, why aren't you and Denise's friends anymore, I think Brandy could be like, oh, well, we made out and then she acted all the cagey bad and I was like, fuck this bitch. I think that's fair, totally fair. I'm down with that.

But I just don't see the point of her coming all the way onto this TV show to announce that they essentially had a bad hookup, which I actually I'm not going to say that because that's like really bad to say that because you know people dismissal. Look how she's describing it. She's describing it as a bad, as a bad guy. She even said like, well, we were into it then I wasn't really into it or whatever. It sounds like it kind of fits about in the middle or whatever.

And then yeah, so Brandy goes, this is about shutting me up to make sure no one knows that this happened. I'm like, I think this is your fault. If you've, if you then still tried to maintain a friendship with this person who you saw was being shady to you about this whole thing. And now you're upset that you're not getting whatever it is that you psychologically need out of this friendship

or whatever sort of closure you're needing you're not getting and now you're blaming her for it and it's really more about what's going on with you. So you just have to move on brand. I don't want people talking about my hookups. Like if I hook up with somebody I don't want them going and detailing it to everybody. Gross. You know, I don't think that's fairly normal. So she's like, so then Teddy tries to explain to everybody why Denise is the bad guy in this like Teddy has really worked This out in her head. I couldn't even make it make sense. She was talking really fast, but she goes, okay, look that had sex stuff

Okay, so they were very close and they shared things and Denise is saying they're not even close So that's not true until Brandy started coming back. So then she started feeding Brandy all this info So Brandy would feel that they were really close so that Denise wouldn't be outed. Like, um, no. Is this your whole enormous, so cutest way of like proving that Denise is not credible. So therefore she did say that you live in your father's shadow. Is that what this whole thing is about? Is just that way like, because that's what it is that what this whole thing is about, is just that way, like, because that's what it is. At the end of the day, this is about Teddy saying,

like, no, you did say I live in my father's shadow. I'm like, you're basically like dragging this woman through the mud, essentially, just to get some sort of validation that she said, some passing shade about you, which is not totally undeserved. It's just it's so like what is wrong with you people? So then Erica's like well when did she say all this stuff?

And Freddy's like well wasn't all this stuff who's just two things. Okay after shoot asshole. I'm talking to two things. After shoot asshole she said you're a cold-hearted bitch and Erica's like oh I love it. I love that. That's my best real love really because you're really fucking offended that somebody calls you a An icy bitch when all you've done is brag on the show about being an icy bitch And now it's suddenly the most offensive thing you've ever heard about yourself and after she by the way and she You were a fucking icy bitch

And it was literally like an icy themed party. It was like the theme was like the size, ice. And like, she was the size. How she was the size, man, and money. And literally it was at that party that Denise tried to tell you, like, tried to clear the air and you kind of like shut her down. When Denise was like, Denise was like,

first I wanna talk about us and she said, but, I already just, let's, she's like, and Denise was like, let's put that to the side cause I wanna talk about us. And she said, but Aaron, she was, let's, and Janice was like, let's put that to the side because I'm gonna talk about us, and she's like, oh, you can't pull everything to the side! I'm like, I think someone's allowed to come back from a party and be like, you know what, she's an icy bitch.

I think you're allowed to be in your feelings for a few hours. She was, she talked to her, she had the happen after, after a party break down, and she said, you were a cold bitch to her, which you were. So then, Eric is like's like, Erica tells the camera because Erica's also really good at getting nothing and being so offended by it that she just can't believe it. Erica's like, well, Denise went to Rome. No, and she said all that shit about me. And that's the truth. It's like congratulations. I was got on the plane

and I had to shit half the time. Things happen. Sometimes you take things to other places. So stupid. So Brian, he's like, Well, I can back it up. I can back it up off of texts. I have texts you can see him.

And he's like, well, I'm sorry, but I believe Denise was good for her. Good for good for Doree. Now that Doree feels comfortable in a place on the cast, she's much more badass, right? So Brandy pulls up a text from November 20th, from Denise that says, Hey, pretty mama, you're gonna come on here and trip, which admittedly, like Denise was acting

like she basically has no, well, Denise's story changed. She was like, I have no contact. And she's like, well, I've had some contact. I don't think this is really damning, you know, it's certainly undermines what Denise was saying initially that she's had zero, zero contact. But it also like, yeah, I think it shows clearly that Denise is lying that she barely knows Brandi.

I mean, barely from these texts or friends who talk and chat and have lunch and are girlfriends. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I, but I also think that like, there are shades of gray that you're allowed to have with friendships. and their integral friends. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And I also think that like, there are shades of gray that you're allowed to have with friendships. I think there are people,

like if I found out, like I have, like if I know, if there's someone that I don't really see very often, but I hear they might be coming on a trip, I'll be like, I might text them and say, hey, what's going on? Or am I even saying, hey, pretty lady, whatever, if it was a lady, you know what I'm saying?

Are you coming on the trip? It's not a crazy thing to do to someone that you're not even that close with. I mean, but then the other texts show that they are closer than what Denise has let on. But then it's also again, it's like, I think these texts are clear that Denise is lying and that they're obviously friends. She's friends, she's friendly with Brandy. She's clearly lying. And I don't care.

I don't care. I think the problem here is she made the mistake of becoming friends with Brandy Squirrels her way in there to try and get back on the show because I see only reason Brandy suddenly gave a shit about Denise Richards and we all know it. She tried to squirrel her way to Denise's life to get back on the show and she got Denise in situations to talk shit about all these ladies and then now she's using it against Denise to get back on the show It's very obvious, you know, what's going on I think Denise obviously lied and she got caught and her big mistake years ever talking to Brandy, you know I think my take is a slightly different. I don't I'm not sure that she Like did all this to get on the show, but I think that Brandy is someone who when she feels

Rebuffed in a certain sort of way, she goes bonkers. And I think that probably what happened somewhere between what happened, and she thought she was not getting what she felt she deserved out of this friendship, whether it was a romantic thing, whether it was a friendship thing. If she felt like in some ways she was not getting something from Denise. And when Brandy feels rejected, she goes nuclear. And so when she probably felt rejected and said, you know what, well fuck this girl, I'm going to air all her dirty laundry and I'm going to go right up to Kyle Richards, Kyle and Kim and tell them everything. Fuck this girl because she didn't text me back. It's like that borderline thing. don't think it's as a maniacal as like she she like targeted Denise and of course she did

I think of course she did I mean look when she met up with Denise last year You don't think she had her fellow agent set them up. They weren't friends before that I mean They said they were sent up by their fellow agent. So I think I don't I think it's it would be too crazy to be a coincidence It just Denise is on real housewives of Beverly Hills and suddenly a meeting is set up between her and Brandy by their agent. Yeah. Like I mean I think that there could be like some broad tricks of like, ooh now that's Nise's on maybe I can now be back on the show like that.

But I just I don't I just I have a hard time believing that didn't that like Brandy have a brandy. I've done nothing with trying to claw her way back onto this show. No, no, I have a hard time believing that, that like Brandi has done a lot of of this. This just, I have a hard time believing that there's like a beat by beat plan that she had where she's like, first I'm gonna seduce her, then I'm gonna do this, then I'm gonna do this, then I'm gonna do this. I can just sort of see her being like,

oh sweet, like Denise is on the show, which means that I could probably get back on the show if I hang out with her. Like I sort of see like a general, general. I don't think Brandi, I don't think people like Brandy think of anything else.

Then how to get back on TV. Or how to get back. I think she's like a tamer or a Vicki who they're gone and that's all that consumes them, you know, for the rest of their lives. It's all they can talk about. They're constantly going on and trying to get attention to get back on.

I tell her and Vicki, like they just did an Instagram thing two days ago where they're like, so we heard that the season finale party was the other day and they're all down to 12 episodes. Guess who wasn't invited? We weren't batch. I'm like, okay. They're like, they have nothing interesting because they're all fake batches, batch. Okay.

Like, keep ponging girls. Like, bargarages by the yard at like, Squidward's, Fantasy Cavern and Vegas. Yeah. So anyway, back to this. Teddy has just explained everything. And Erica's like, okay, well when did, when did they say all that stuff? I'm brandy, oh, so Brandy tells you the stuff.

And so Brandy pulls out her phone and Doreet says she believes to me Sorry, just catching up on my notes here. Yeah, and Doreet tells us what I'm sorry, but I don't know Brandy and my only Experiences with her have not been very Pleasants and then we see a clip of Brandy coming up to her at Kyle's party and going. Oh my god I don't even know you. I just know that you've had like 14 hamburgers and your tits are fucked up. What, I meant it in a good way. Cut to Doreet putting Brandy's photo up on the fridge

in the Google Depepo kitchen. Do not have this woman at the chef's table. So, yeah, Doreet's basically Doreet looks at this text and is like, so like big deal. She asked if you were coming on the trip and Brandy's like, well, if she doesn't have a relationship with me, why would she ask? Doreet's like, because you're at Kyle's children's part, like, children's hospital event, you just saw you there.

That's why. I'm not a fucking liar. I'm not a fucking liar. Oh my gosh. So, let's go through some of these texts. Okay, I've got the ones that they showed. So this one is Wednesday, November 20th. Okay, so supposedly they hooked up in what?

April. Some like April ish, April ish. So this one's November. So is it the November after? It would have had to be. I think it was, no, I think, yeah, it's the November of like recently around this trip. So this is Brandy saying,

you're the one in blue, right? If you're the blue blue, if you're the one writing the text. Yeah, you're the, yeah, you're the blue blue. By the way, there were two November texts that we saw and one was from 2018 and one was from like 2019 and then we have one from February 24th. It doesn't say what year of Denise saying hi honey, I hope I'm not waking you. We had to move out of our house. It was flooded with ringing and then

they had to got it, been at a hotel, but I'm off work all next week if you're around creating mama. Okay. So then we've got August 27th. Brandy saying, hey babe, I need your back filming. Let me know a night you're free for drinks. And her saying, hi honey, I'd love to cut so much to catch up. I got another show, but I guess we'll find time. And she goes, yes please, we need to catch up busy lady. By the way, so far, perfectly fine, generic friendship text like that, but don't really, really, they don't really indicate any level of friendship beyond, you know, those are just fine. Yeah.

So the newest friendship. So then, Denise Richards, hey, pretty, oh no, Brandy. Hey, pretty, do you want to have a girls day on Wednesday? So we can just do a bunch of dinner, just hang out. I don't have kids or anything this week. And she said yes would love Then we have another one Love your renditions of these gas would love

Wednesday November 6th Babe, I'm so sorry sad face. It was really one second and nothing. I just wanted to be 100% honest Whatever that's about we don't know yeah and to me saying just know that be 100% honest. Whatever that's about, we don't know. And Denise saying, just know that if we win a year or five years without speaking, I can always pick up where we left off and my loyalty doesn't change. I'm often don't know what goes on behind our door

and I'm burnt with everything. I can't even just walk out and it says, I still care and I love you and then she says I love you too and same for me I just don't have as much going on so I have more time to deal to dwell on shit. So that's obviously Brandy getting upset that they won't see each other. So sounds like Denise was kind of blowing off Brandy right. I think you you can read into it, whatever you want to read into it. You can read into it like they were really close. You could also read into it like, oh yeah,

it was just like friendly pattern. Like, oh, you know, like, like, again, what I guess what I'm just arguing is that I can imagine receiving a text from someone who's like, somewhat like an acquaintance or above acquaintance being like, like, hey, like, hey, like gosh, I'm sorry that we haven't caught up over the past year. It's always so fun to hang out, we should hang out.

And I can imagine myself saying something like, totally, like, don't worry about it, like, we're busy, and I can always pick up where we left off. Like, I can imagine that it doesn't really inform the closeness of our relationships, it's just like a nice thing to say to someone. And I'm not giving Denise, I'm not saying that's where Denise's intention came from,

but I'm saying that like if you are condemning her, or if you're basically saying she's guilty because of these texts because they show a closeness, the text can also show not a closeness too. It's all about how you perceive it. Well, this text to me is Denise say, or Brandi saying, babe, I'm sorry, it was really one second and nothing.

I just wanted to be 100% honest, which means she was upset about something that she talked to Denise. And Denise saying, well, sorry, but no matter how much we talk, I'm still a loyal friend or whatever. But anyway, just write any of that. First of all, this proves nothing of Denise saying anything bad about anybody else. So it's not proof of that. And it's also not proof of Brandy being so traumatized after she went to do Denise's

podcast that she felt so victimized for that she last time she described it, made herself sound like a victim of assault that she was so wasted and that Denise was, you know, she wasn't even into it, but Denise was kind of forcing it by offering a rollout bed that wasn't even ever going to be there and tricking her in. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I'm like, you can still have, you can still like distance yourself from someone and still text like nice things so that way you don't alert them that you've like downgraded them a little bit because you don't want to, especially if it's like a loose cannon like Randy, like that's, like it's not, I just feel like they are saying, like they're reading guilt into everything that I feel like is not necessarily guilty.

So Eric is like, I'm not looking at what the techs even say. I'm just saying that there's pages and pages and pages and pages and pages. I'm, and Doreet's like, well, that's not going to die. I got to learn for a little shick I go. Doreet's like, well, that's not even a big deal what she said. And Brandy's like, oh really? Well, if we're not friends or why was she asking if I'm coming on a trip I'm not a liar Yeah, and Doreen is the only one with a new sanity who said look all that Denise said is that we don't have a close relationship

Like that's that's all that it was you know and so then Brandy goes you know what I fucking sucked out I fucking pussy I have a close fuck relationship with her okay bitch okay bitch and then and cause like I have a close fuck relationship with her, okay bitch, okay bitch? And cause like, H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Can you believe what she said? Only Brandy can say something like that, only Brandy can. I hate when she talks like that. And then, Rinna's like, Can I see it? Let me just see it.

So then Rinna's like, Wow, December 10th, 2018. And they're being so dramatic about every little thing. And Rin is like, oh, I still care and love you. And Brandy says, love you too. I mean, I don't have that relationship with Denise. I don't say I love you, baby, I love you. I mean, does this a relationship?

Does this a relationship? It's an intimate friendship, at the very least. Basically. I'm like, that's just the style of their texting. I don't know. So now Brandy says, now she says, drops the real bomb. She goes, you know what, I think that Denise is a master manipulator. More, the Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle, her jaw drops and she puts her head on her hands like

They all go. Oh my god. I went after the wrong one But what has Denise manipulated again, this is like Lisa Vanderpump. What is she manipulated? Nothing These manipulated what did Denise win out of this you guys are trying to ruin her whole Fucking life and villainizer. What would be her intention in fucking Brandon? Brandon is the only one to get something out of that. Not Denise. Her game plan is one of two things if not both. One is to be exonerated from saying that Teddy lives in her daddy's shadow. And the other thing is to maybe present some sort of image of herself like she's a good detour shoes, which we don't believe she's trying to do at all.

And by the way, everyone on this cast is trying to present an image of themselves to promote various businesses and Bucke de Beppo franchises. So like you said, what is the end game? What is the end game of this manipulation that Denise is doing? Stupid, it's so stupid. And the only things I see in common are you and Kyle, Brandy.

Those are the only thing in common with those storylines that you just brought up. And Rina, let's not discount Rina because they're just replaying the same storylines over and over again. But Vanderpump's not here anymore, you guys. Yeah. Okay, it's just these three dopes. And Rina's like, well, you know what? I think Brandy that you and Denise have to talk you have to talk because we are all Involved now, okay, whether you want to be or not we are all involved. We are all driving a car And we all hit that fisherman on the road, okay? We all are involved, okay?

Stupid you're all involved because you all gossiped about it and Made it into a whole big thing. So Erica is leaving early in the morning to go to New York and we see her, you know, saying party Tom and she's with Leia and Tom's like, you're gonna take care of my buddy Leia. I'm like, I don't Tom, you're coming to say, babe, two weeks, I'm only for a man and there's nine days and such clear, clear Chris shape as you I mean all right It's about twenty years base. You could be dead by then all right. Well, baby. I'll see you baby I won't come

You know you only get this opportunity once in your life Unless of course you're a professional singer and dancer in which case you theoretically get it all the time because it's your career But anyway, I went to New York once and I was go-go-dance-ed away in New Jersey and I would watch those private planes fly and they would land on the field across the street, the land and strip. We actually go-go-dance on the landing trip. You said, come on in, boys! There's no fog! Come on in! And I said, one day, I'm gonna land on that go-go bar at Port. And guess what? Here I am taking a private plane to New York to be in Chicago think about that for a second New York and Chicago the same place

wow so then we go to Kyle's and her stupid pink foie and Renee comes in hello and Kyle's like how are you I permed my my bangs for you and when it's like I don't know how well you I'm Kyle I don't know I just Kyle I just Kyle Just Kyle have I been manipulated? What have I been manipulated? To me, it's manipulated me. What are you talking about? This is your manipulated again. It's every fucking year with you.

Someone's manipulated you. Lisa Rina just walking into traps. She's just the one walking in the jungle who steps on that thing where the rope gets her by the leg and she's up in the trees, you know. And so, uh, by the way, did you notice, I'm surprised I did not notice this all this time, maybe because I'm just always turning away and like, uh, Kyle's house. But she has a sign up in a kitchen that says, grateful, thankful, blessed. I mean, Kyle copies everyone, even like Shitty Daycore from Orange County. Yeah.

Um, so, yeah, Rina is so upset with Denise because now after everything they've even like Shitty Day Corps from Orange County. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, Rina is so upset with Denise because now after everything they've heard, Rina realizes that she's been manipulated. What is doing what? I don't know, but I looked up Lisa Rina manipulation online and it was hilarious just seeing the times that Lisa Rina has claimed to be manipulated on this show.

Okay, so she was manipulated into accusing Yolanda of having munchows in. Yes. She was manipulated by Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle, but then she was almost manipulated by Lisa Vanderpump into blaming Kyle for manipulating her, even though they were both manipulated. She's very manipulated. And then Kyle goes, you know, when I had my baby shower, there were balloons and presents in cake. And no one was talking about sucking on anyone's anything.

I'm like, well, maybe next time you don't invite Brandy Glandel to the baby shower of someone who barely knows her. And why would your husband talk about that at a party? I'm sure he was talking about it outside of it. If the rumors are true, now that we're allowed to talk about anything, coil. So, uh, Rina is, Rina saying that basically Brandon, he was real convincing, real convincing. Thank you, Dick Cheney. Thank you for coming to my Kennedy Center, Father. Thank you. Um, so she's like, you know, I thought, I thought my friend would tell me

the truth and their sadness and that Their sadness. I mean, what else does Denise lie to me about over the years? What else is that not her and wild things? Is that just a CGI presence? I don't even know I don't know She says it feels like Denise has weaponized our friendship and used everything she can to make me feel guilty And then we see the clip of her being like how could you do? She know where I've been through with those kids? You know, why would you come for my children? That's not manipulative.

She's saying, why are you fucking coming for her children? Which you are, you know. I'm weaponized. I'm at the front of a scut missile heading towards a castle. Just ready to blow it up on weaponized, baby. And then by the way, did you see Kyle go? You know what? If Denise did sleep with Brandy is none of our business.

None. Brandy told us this information, so regardless, Denise is gonna have to deal with this information now. And I feel bad. I'm like, don't say you feel bad. You're the one who brought it on to TV and served it up on like a shitty fake silver platter. And now you're saying, oh no, she's good.

I feel bad. It's not even our business, but I put it on TV to make it our business. Yeah, well, they're idiots, and I'm so glad that the audience is really seeing this because it's like here they go again, they're exact same story lines. At the end of every year,

they've been so manipulated by one evil person and just watching it blow up in their faces is hilarious and I'm proud of Denise actually for just being like, fuck this, okay, you guys want me to come and do my final interviews, fine, she's like drunk, she seems like drunk as hell in her final. I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know if it's like I don't know face. She told them they were all assholes, refused to go to Teddy's party, who she hates anyway, and then refused us to be confronted by someone who's not even on the cast when they try and trick her in the finale. Good for her! Yeah, and I do, I mean, even though I think Rinna's being totally ridiculous, at least she's being hilariously over the top. To say, our friendship has been weaponized is so

like, it's so soapsar. at least there's like some sort of campy Melodrom that's a thing for me. Yeah, as a bose a Kyle who's like I feel bad. I'm like please just like Buy another neon sculpture and stare at it. I don't care. Yeah Stupid ball. That was fun. That was a nice darn half-brain recap dang Wow, we really let out a lot got Got a lot off our chest. Didn't we? Well, I feel weaponized by this podcast. Totally. You guys, thanks so much for listening and watching.

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