Watch What Crappens - RHOBH: Camilles on Wheels
Episode Date: July 31, 2019It's the third and final reunion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season, and it's still all about crazy ass Camille Grammer. Also, Kyle's just sorry she's so HONEST. Enjoy! To hear th...is week's premium bonus about Andy's Watch What Happens Live Titus problem, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on orders of $45 or more! **Crappens Live is coming to Charlotte, Nashville, Carrboro, Richmond, Ft. Lauderdale, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago, Philadelphia, Seattle, Ft Lauderdale, Atlanta and NYC! Find ticket links at watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Real housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part three. Well, yeah crossing the finish line that long last with Beverly Hills
so the reunion part three picks up where
Camille has just stormed off
She is like freaking out at Denise because she thinks that Denise called Mason a lot.
Sorry, Camille thinks that Denise told her to tell Mason that she's a liar because of
what Mason said, that Teddy is numbed her or whatever.
So Camille is getting all mad and as you said last week, she's gotten this accent.
She was like, I'm not going to tell that to my daughter.
I'm not going to tell my daughter that. I'm not gonna tell my daughter that.
The New Jersey's really come out.
And the niece is like, I need to god,
you really just need to fucking relax, Kumio.
All right, you need to take a second.
Okay, take a second.
So she's like,
I'm done.
And she just starts to like peel out of there.
Truth like just, she is undoing her dress. She is in such a frazzled state. DAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN So she ripped that dress off so fast, it's like she saw it down on his Lexic Comstar face down on a bar.
It was like, damn, Camille.
Yeah, and the best part is so, as she's storming off,
it just cuts to Rina.
And Rina has this look on her face.
I don't know how you describe it,
but if you're watching on video, it looks like this.
Squinty-eyed mouth, a gait, sort of like.
It's like she's trying to figure out what that smell is
She's like is someone making pasta. I can't tell that pasta. It's that chicken catchatory
Yeah, Brenna is in her full on I'm totally innocent of everything act
And it's cracking the out because to me she's like what's going on with can we all she on something and we're gonna discuss huh and then Kimmy all still storming off she's like I'm not going through
that bullshit how dare you and we're gonna go what happened what just happened
what just what was that what was that I have no idea Kim Camille's like, bullshit, not sit, bad guys.
And she slams her door.
And Andy's like, I don't understand.
What's she saying?
What's the setup?
I'm like, the setup is Camille did something on this season.
And so now, she didn't even get paid to be a full-on cast member.
She's not holding a diamond.
And it's three hours about what a bit she is.
Now, if you have to, they're all three justified hours
in my opinion and I'm loving every second of it.
But let's not pretend that you guys aren't totally
using her for five dollars because none of you did anything.
I mean, Camille does herself no service.
I have been largely on her side with this stuff,
which is that basically, she's like,
is it so wrong that I said something nice about Lisa Vanderpump?
Like I can think that she did some shady shit
and I can say something nice about her.
But, you know, Camille, she's just not a great messenger
of her own messages.
So.
So anyone's messages.
Yeah, really?
Yeah.
She did think AOL.
Yeah.
She's like, you got mail, but it's like,
you're, but you're, you're not a reliable service to me.
AOL.
Mm, you got mail, yeah's like you're but you're you're not a reliable service to me a well You got mail yeah
Speaking of did we ever mention cally from below decks tweet no, hey, hey, well my mom's like that over a couch can't get back in
What's going on? Oh, well, I want anybody contact us oh
My goodness like five-ish think all over there. So you'd be like, let we have a tweet. Okay, let me go see.
Let me look.
He's like opening up the kind of the card catalog trying to find.
Where's the resource manual and how to open up someone's account?
I don't know.
A five-ish finkle.
You know, it was just like one old dude left at a well in like this giant like
old library of like manuals.
Just to get off.
Okay. Lady got out. Oh, sorry. So Andy goes over to talk to
Camille. He's like Camille Camille. Like he's so confused. Yeah. And she's like, I am leaving.
That is that I am leaving. And he's like, wait, what are you talking? What was the setup?
Well, it's a setup, Camille. And she's like, Andy, she did say she cursed to their kids.
She did.
And it's like, OK, so.
And she was like, they're just trying to make me look like a really bad person.
And she told me to tell my daughter she was lying about something.
I don't know.
I'm not sure what she really wanted, but I think she told
me to lie or maybe she said there was a good deal on cantaloupe at shop right, I don't
know, I'm mad, I'm mad. Yeah, I love it she literally said, she told me to tell my
daughter she was lying, ellipses about something, fucking cameo. So when we cut back to the ladies
and Denise is like, I never told her to tell our
Johnny shoes a fucking liar right I just said you know don't worry honey they didn't snub you
trying to make her feel better and Kyle's like take my hand take my hand and Erica's like ah I am
speechless and I'm a little speechless like Erica you say the least in a reunion out of anyone
not right that she's saying more this year but remember last year when she was just like
oh
just rolling your eyes the whole time and refusing to answer anything yeah I thought it was a little odd that she
called herself speechless and as if it were like a rare thing and I also like that
when Denise is like I mean was it like I never said she was a fucking liar and and
Erica goes do these stop it it's not true and I was like of course Denise was like, I mean, I never said she was a fucking liar and Eric was, D'Lay, stop it, it's not true.
And I was like, of course, of course that was the context because for like four weeks,
Bravo has been teasing a clip of Eric saying, D'Lay, stop it as if they're in a fight,
but of course it wasn't even a fight.
I knew that would happen and I knew I'd be angry and even knowing that, I still was angry.
Bravo did that to me. Were you manipulated into believing that?
Oh, I'm so sorry that no one could have done that more!
And then Rinna of course is like, I had to think that Camille said she didn't want to
set her wedding.
I'm like you guys were the ones who talked so much about it and then talked to her as
you were driving out of the wedding and now you guys are upset
The Camille said that she didn't want to go there and you wonder why and you wonder why the real victim Lisa Rina everybody
Lisa Rina who started all this shit mad man love it so
Earlier it's like earlier Camille was blaming production, you know, she's like Andy
They were so nasty about my wedding. I thought
my wedding was great. Because no, they didn't. They said, oh, why was really pretty. It's
like I didn't marry a Y, Andy. Andy, they said the best part of the wedding was leaving
it. And then we see like footage from like the this like they're like after a show
thing that they do on the website and Kyle is with Teddy and Kyle asked Teddy
What was the best part of Camille's wedding and Teddy's like oh
The departure I am Teddy
But I'm like to be fair. That's the best part of pretty much every wedding. You're like finally over I can go home
Sorry, it's true. No kidding.
But they were being total bitches about her wedding, you know. But of course, this is
after show or whatever, is after they knew everything that had happened in the season. So
Camille's acting like they were acting that the whole time with the wedding and they weren't, you know.
Right. But I like that Camille, poor Camille, like the woman, like I said, she's carried this whole reunion and her dressing room door says telephone data
So you guys can even print out something that says Camille on it really?
Maybe they did and maybe one of the maybe one of the Kimbers took it as a souvenir
Yeah, that's really sick Camille off again. Yeah. So Camille's like, and why
why did I have to be cool? It's so mean. That's why I was sure what didn't
wasn't sure I wanted them there because it's so mean. That's what I meant by the
other. I was like Camille, you can't say that you weren't sure you wanted them at
the wedding because they were so mean when all of this happened after the wedding.
You like make no sense, Camille.
Yeah, she truly does not.
And yet she seems to make more sense to anyone else at this moment.
So then...
Well meanwhile, Ren is trying to walk off her victimhood.
She's like, huh.
Ah!
Well, I've never had anyone tell me they didn't want me at their wedding or anywhere.
I'll jump.
Yeah, like have you spoken to Kim Richards lately?
So, um, Camille's, and then now Camille's still ranting.
Now she's sort of like crying, and she's like, in like, such a tizzy, and she's like,
they've just been so nasty, and they've been wanting me to jump on the hatred with Vanderpump,
and I've had my issues with Vanderbump, but sometimes Vanderbump can be so nice, and caring,
and giving out, I just, I miss her, I miss
that Bob.
And I understand that this goes a talk about, but you can still bear so much fun.
I miss that Bob.
I miss that Bob.
Farma.
Is it so bad to say something nice about Farma?
And so Kyle, Kyle has got herself all worked up now in the other room.
She's like, and the hate train, she's literally getting everything off Twitter.
I was like, Kyle, you literally get the whole goodbye
goodbye, Kyle.
You stole which we're gonna get into.
What is that?
Like you know, you even say it's from
trying to fight people on the internet.
I'll have Kyle.
Kyle, your entire friendship with Lisa Vanderpump
for the past eight years was because of you
trying to appease people on Twitter. Okay, we saw the montage later this episode, okay, and we will get back into that as well
But don't act like you do not cater to Twitter, okay, because we know you Kyle Richards
We've seen you we get you and we know see you know Kyle
Yeah, she's saying that she's saying that people say to read this in genuine, she's saying that she's seen that people say Doreed isn't genuine and she's saying that
People are saying you're being me to Lisa. So she's just jumping on it
I'm like no, they're saying you're being mean to Lisa because you're being mean to Lisa
Look and I'm saying look I have to just say and I we repeated a lot in this recap
We know that this triggers people at this point. It's a final episode of a really long season
You're gonna hate different people than we hate, okay?
And it's okay.
We don't expect everybody to like Lisa.
And I think Lisa's guilty of most of the shit she's been accused of, you know, even though
she does it in a fabulously hilarious way that I personally enjoy.
But that said, whether or not you like Lisa, you cannot sit there and think that Kyle is
not a fake hooker.
Exactly.
And you know, I mean, I have said many, many times that I think Kyle is the real culprit
with radar online, but really in the back of my head, especially, honestly, even after
this episode, I think it's pretty obvious.
It's at least some hand-to-pump's people.
Like, it's obvious.
It's obvious.
It's obvious.
But I still think that Kyle is the master manipulator here, and we will get back into that later.
But like, yes, I don't know.
What are we talking about?
Why are we talking about this right now?
Now you can use the set of the show to us.
Because that's what it all is.
Now there's rage.
You say, if Vanderpump and that were all filled with rage across America.
So Andy's yelling about how she's doing this on Twitter.
And then we cut back to Andy and he's like, well, Camille, I think what they mean is that you say one thing to their face and another thing behind
their back. Yeah, he's like, you just want consistency and she's like, I can't figure out why Denise is
issues with me and he's like, well, you did say that you didn't like her and that she's boring and she's like, well I mean, what is she really brought to the season? Am I right? She's not even a bump, okay?
Oh, I can be ill, that's why I was doing that, because while he's talking to her, she's going
mm-hmm, mm-hmm. She's waiting from Riso to come by to give her the next talking points.
Well Andy, as I was about to say, uh, uh, well, I think what you were saying is that, uh, you know, uh,
Denise, uh, Denise has a problem with you because you said she's stupid and boring.
She said I'm stupid and boring and so upsetting.
And Camille's like, well, she was kind of a nothing like, wow, wow.
Um, the sad horns have never sounded better than coming out of Camille's mouth. I was like, well, she was kind of a nothing like, wow, wow.
The sad horns have never sounded better than come and got a cumule's mouth.
It's like, that's the best sad horn I've ever heard.
Wow, wow.
Yeah, she really adds like a whole new layer to that.
It's like watching Charlize Theron in Monster.
You're like, wow, I did not know
we could see a performance like that.
You layers. So Denise, she's so angry. How? I did not know we could see a performance like that.
New layers.
So to me, she's like, she's so angry. And Rin is like, she's much angrier than I've ever realized.
I was like, oh,
let's say that right out.
So he's like, all right, well, come on, Camille, let's just try doing it and see if we,
let's go back out there and see if we can get somewhere.
And she's like, okay,
the okay,
so she starts, she starts coming back.
By the way, her boobs are still falling out of her dress,
but they're this entire scene.
And so Kyle, they're all sitting there and Kyle's like,
this is like season one, Camille, times 10.
I'm like, yeah, and you shall be saying you're welcome
because she's the only thing making this
reunion interesting, okay.
And then Teddy goes, yeah, but did she ever leave last time?
Like, what's that supposed to mean, Teddy?
Was that like, oh, like, I don't even know what that's supposed to mean?
Is it like a judgment?
Teddy with her sick henchmen burns.
Yeah, so Camille comes out and there's like,
it's like really awkward and stuff.
And now Camille has shifted from being like in this,
going from rage to crying to now she's doing ultra sniff.
She's like,
so, and she's like, welcome back.
She goes, thanks.
Glad you're back.
Me too.
And Camille gives a guilt look like nobody else.
She's like,
and they're just kind of staring at her.
And Rinna's like, we're so glad you came back, Camille. We are so glad you came back.
And Mandy's like, why are you crying? It's like, cause it's hard for me. I just really
had after the wedding. It's really hurt. And then Denise just goes, are you okay?
And Rinna's like, yeah, cause it feels like there's more going on than what you're saying.
She's like, I mean, to even be able to get married again, I'm looking for you to trash it.
And Teddy's like, um, at the actual wedding, we did have a great time and it was a gorgeous wedding.
So congratulations because yay weddings. I'd like to congratulate weddings on still being had
but honestly like we got shady because we just heard these horrible things that you said behind
our backs like on the camping trip I mean you stayed in my room on the camping trip yeah Teddy
and also on the camping trip you were jumping in everyone else's fucking business which is what
she was commenting on that's not something something horrible about somebody else okay it's
narrating the situation so Camille's like, I got met at you with a camping trip. That's
because we had a moment and Teddy is like, yeah, but hi, I'm Teddy. You kept on talking
shit about me throughout like, for like afterwards, like on and on and on. So when I heard that,
that's when I said that stuff. And then Camille who goes from like, she's all of a sudden like,
my life has been very dense the past few months.
So I don't remember everything that specifically happened,
which is she wasn't denying that she kept on talking shit,
but that was somehow her get out of jail free.
But by the way, the defense, the really defense, I don't remember.
But by the way, we see a montage of the stuff
that Camille said after the camping trip
And one of the things she said is
Teddy's just sort of acting like an entitled millennial just too big for her bridges
And it's funny that Teddy's like you could not say these mean things about me afterwards
So therefore I went on the after show and said that you're wedding sucked which I'm like well that's like so therefore
You are acting like an entitled millennial on the after show and acting too big for your bridges
So and also saying mean things afterwards
Yes, so literally accountability accountability accountability
Oh, did you see the tweet this week Teddy after the last reunion was like well guys
I'm not proud of how I handled puppy gate and And, you know, kind of like a non-apology thing.
I can see it.
I can see it.
And like a Vanderpump tweeted, oh, the truth tell us.
Something like that.
Like, okay, Vanderpump, A, yes, I laughed, and B, give it up.
Like, you can't say like you're going to quit
and you're so over it when you keep just tweeting,
tweeting victim tweets all over the place.
So you don't be over it or don't be over it. You either show up and do a face-to-face or you
just like, you know, like be the royal Lisa Vanderpump that we've initially found love with and just be
above it all and just be like, oh whatever. And that's always been Lisa's downfall because like her
greatest asset was that she was sort of on a different tier from everyone else and she just was above it all but her greatest
liability. That was her rose and her thorn is that she just couldn't help but
play the victim card and it was always her worst look because when you're
when you're like above it all and you're just like in a different class and
you're just drinking a rosé and laughing at these peons. You shouldn't have time to be like, oh you hurt me and that was always her biggest mistake.
Yeah.
Ow.
So yeah, Camille's yelling like, I've had a lot going on.
Yeah.
And uh, uh, Erica's like, uh, Camille, Camille. Now, no one's killing it. You're right. She thought you're like, come on, come on. You're more effective. You're more effective.
About yelling about you, Paul. All right. All right. Let me try this again.
My life's been very tense.
So go, okay, come here. Your nose isn't running, so you can stop doing that also.
Yeah, and Carol's like, but then you said you didn't want to invite any of us, and then you said your feelings were hurt because we didn't want it, but which is it Camille?
And Rinna's like, we are confused, Camille.
I Camille says, I'm confused too. I'm like, no, Camille, you can't do it. She loves doing that She loves like just doing like a blanket agreement. It's like no commit Camille
No, these are your words you can't be confused
Kyle's like be honest it was it was very hard for me to go to at least Savannah bump and be honest
Oh Kyle the same
Yeah, Kyle it was so hard for me to just be honest and call somebody a fucking liar.
I just wrote that has nothing to do with this guy. I was like, Kyle's trying to take Camille's victim segment to make it her victim segment
Like how many victims segments do you people need Jesus? I know. So Camille then now Camille talk about the Doreet the accusations she made about Doreet in PK and she was like
Well, I honestly I was I was protecting her because I didn't want to get into it. I didn't want to I didn't want to
I'm Doreet's like, but she did get into it didn't she?
She was it was an irresponsible thing that I said and I knew it and I felt horrible.
I'm so confused by myself and the things I say by myself.
And Erica's like that was a threat. It was the various of my health threats. I know something about you.
I know what you did last summer, baby. Oh my god. Yeah, God. Erica is the voice of morality in recent in this reunion.
God help me, make it end.
So Dorita's basically like, now, even if we're good after this reunion,
I'll never know, like, how you feel about me.
I will never, I'll always be in a shadow of a doubt about what you say to me,
about PK, and Beverly Beach.
After this reunion, I'm gonna look at you like
Capital One looks at PK. I'm gonna look at you the way a potato chip looks at PK and say,
I know you're supposed to be on a diet, but will you eat me? Will you eat me?
Amen. It's like, okay, well, you said that you don't care for Denise.
Is there something specific you meant, Camille?
And she goes, I didn't like that.
She said she showed my daughter.
She's lying.
And Denise is like, oh my god, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, I told you to reassure your daughter and make her feel better no matter what happened. I remember that. I remember
that. Camille goes, I remember that too. There's something else though, but I remember that.
Mike Camille stopped that. Stop that. Stop that.
There's some little stuff since that turkey. I fed that. Hunker of Thanksgiving.
I fed her also. Yeah. Yeah, I fed her. And Aaron's got a big dick. I remember that too. He has a big dick. Camille
You never even slept with him. I did I did it was some some time. I don't know the life's been dense and
She ends it in such a Camille way she goes well
If I sit that inside
And if I didn't say that
Well, then I'm sure one of you guys will remember that I said that and then I'll remember.
And then I'll say I'm very kind of.
So Andy's like, and now for the Kavanaugh discussion and Camille's like,
ah, she's not sobbing.
People need to get their voices out.
I've been believed and not be called liar, but he's Richards.
I read everyone.
Yeah, so Camille has decided to come in
and say everyone needs to be believed now,
which is totally the opposite of what she was saying,
which is the whole point of the argument, you know?
And Rin is like, I think it's very important
to believe Victor's, my mother was one.
My mother is a survivor.
And he's like, and you're a survivor. And Erica and he's like and you're a survivor and Erica's like yeah you're a survivor a lot of things come on you a lot of
fine I am I am a survivor I'm a survivor and you also have three wheels for
feet I have three wheels for feet so you really will agree to anything
she really is like you survived that fire, remember that?
He's like, yeah, you know, we savored some stuff
like silverware, baby pictures.
That is not I think, I guess, shurang.
I love that silverware, it was like her first thing
with that she saved the silverware
and then baby pictures.
Oh yeah, this really great spoon we got from a Kia.
Found that.
Oh, and then basin too.
By the way, and also, Camille,, we should mention Camille is like sobbing.
Okay, Camille is sobbing over the Brett Kavanaugh stuff, but she's like, she's like
tripled over, she's rolled over, she's like, and Andy's like, so your house burned down.
Let's talk about that. I mean, they are, I mean, they are just destroying her.
And then he keeps doing that and then going,
I can't even imagine, you know.
And then it was like, then all the women are like,
we are so sorry.
You know, even a fake bitch like you doesn't deserve to have her house burned down.
Well, luckily you have another house.
I guess, I guess maybe it's okay, but we're so sorry.
Yeah, and she's, you know, she talks about her assistant passing to you.
And, you know, she has had a lot of stuff happen to her.
It's just like, God, she makes it so hard sometimes.
She really does.
She really, so then Denise was talking about how her, uh,
she got smoked out of mentioned stuff like that and
You know whatever and then Andy
It's like a three-part reunion and the third part is spent on the Malibu fires
It's a cue guys need to that needed to be in part one or something
Yeah, I guess maybe maybe they're trying to go chronologically
So Andy is like a Camille
You said that Denise didn't understand your heartache,
and is lucky that her rented house didn't burn down.
Denise is like,
you know, I don't know why she felt that.
I mean, I was always really nice,
her and retoxed, and she didn't deny it.
And everything, and I was empathetic, and I called.
I mean, who gets that shit if I, if we rent it?
I mean, basically,
I had sold my house,
and we were renting to see,
do we want to live it by the sand,
do we want it in the hills,
where, what's like a,
like, where do I like having sex there in the most? Do I like having this big dick in me, but when I look at the water, do I want to have a it by the sand? Do we want it in the hills? Where, what's like a, like where do I like having sex there in the most?
Do I like having this big dick in me?
But when I look at the water, do I want to have a view of the mountains?
You know, you know what I'm saying?
Mmm.
And she's like, okay.
What she hates Denise.
Yeah.
And Denise is like, well, you know, I was just thinking where the fuck is this coming from?
Like what I did and make you feel like I'm not empathetic.
And she's like, um, well, I have no answer for that. Where the fuck is this coming from? Like what an idea to make you feel like I'm not empathetic.
And she's like, um, well, I have no answer for that,
so I'm just gonna answer that.
She's like, I'm asking you a question.
She's like, okay, mm-hmm, okay.
You're like, she switches from sobbing
to just being totally mean.
And then after sobbing and then being totally mean.
It's like, Camille, I'm sure you have an answer.
I do have an answer.
But you just said you don't have an answer.
I don't have an answer.
Oh, God, she's doing it again.
She is doing it again.
I agree.
I agree.
Dilly, this is where we think before we speak Camille.
All right, because you've said some pretty
hurtful things to us.
And sometimes it's not even any truth to what you're saying.
You're talking out of your ass, all alright? I have a very kind for you. She's this is very difficult. You have for me
I'm displaced my mom is sick. It's like Camille
You know that is all sad, but come on. Yeah
You saw the answer for what you say yeah exactly, exactly, right? And the Rina, the innocent one in all of this,
who didn't start any of this fight with Camille at all,
is like, give me a hug.
Come on, give me a hug.
Yeah, she goes over and sits next to Camille,
and she's like, oh, I think I will take the hug
and Camille, like sort of hug, but lays on her.
It's almost like Camille's at a spa.
She's like, thank you for providing me with this Rina This is wonderful a complimentary Rina
Denise is like do you need to take a minute because they're all over Camille's crying back to this boy
And they're all just giving her a journey look while she pretends to cry on Lisa Rina and then actually my favorite part
Which is you can say it but this is my favorite part. Oh, you can tell. Oh, it's Camille has like a moment where she goes,
I have been wrong, and I'm sorry, if I've been cruel.
And there's like a pause, and then Dorechus looks at her
and says,
Dairy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It was like this very melodramatic, so pop-up moment. I was like, now why can't the show always be like this?
Kimmyl just goes, and Andy's like, uh, we're gonna take a break and air this room out.
It's like, what's interesting?
It's a far way to put that.
Yeah, Denise's like, well, sorry, I had that art of choking spinach chips during the break, so these things happen. It's time for commercial.
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Number one.
Yeah.
And this montage went on for like four minutes.
I was like, they have run out of content on this show.
Like why are we watching this?
And like, there was literally,
this was like one of the worst segments in reunion history.
It was just like, hey, why'd you get that umbrella?
Hey, what do you think about tick-tax? You know, I was like, why are you get that umbrella? Hey, what do you think about Tic Tacs?
You know, I was like, why are we watching this segment?
Kyle, why'd you have your Rolex post-made it?
She's like, because I'm rich!
I might not have mentioned that before,
but I'm extremely wealthy, Andy.
She's like, I mean, because it was like the last day
that the shop was open, so we're leaving the next day. So I had to get it post-mated
I mean, I guess I could have had it post-mated to the front desk of the hotel
Which is what most people do and have it sent up to my room
But that wouldn't be on camera. So I just had to do it or just take it from the store
Yeah
Like were you buying it online?
You know well, I guess maybe she needed to get Mauricio's approval, because now it's like, um...
Oh, I see.
Like, do you, like, what do you guys, like, when you're making major purchases,
do you guys run it by your, uh, your husbands, and to reach, like,
well, if I'm gonna be spending more than $10,000 on hair clips, then I do have to tell PK, yes.
And if he says no, then I wear a clip that says,
Shut up, PK!
And I do it anyway, Andy.
And can you, uh, Eric is like,
Well, I'm not a lander by my old jewelry.
And Tom likes to do it.
I have a lot of pretty stuff on my ass.
Yeah.
Why is this stuff?
And then she says, I'm just gonna say, she says, and I can't, I will not buy a car without its permission.
I'm like, see, don't be afraid. I get that. Like, if it's joining, join, you know, like,
I understand, like, running it by your spouse, if you are about to like, take 10, like,
a lot of money out of the account. But when she says without its permission, it's like,
you, Ike, you just say without like talking with him first.
Yeah. Um, and then we get that question about Camille's wedding. And she's like, he was only 120,
thousand. I mean, it was nothing's not expensive. It's not like it was a male or something extreme.
And he's like, well, how much was your first one to Kelsey? Can we roll that clip of Kelsey
awkwardly being on the red carpet with Camille right before he dumped her on national TV?
That would be great.
Well that one was closer to a million, but most that was for security. I mean,
Reap her own man. She just she gets out of hand.
You haven't lived until you've been hitting the face of the plate thrown by Ria.
I recently saw Reap her own man at a restaurant by theia. I recently saw Ria Promenade at a restaurant, by the way, LOL.
So, yeah.
By the way, Camille looks 10 years old in her wedding photo.
She does, it's crazy.
So now Andy's talking about.
Not orch the 10 years old, it's 10 year olds, but orch defraser.
Yeah.
It's like, ah, let that girl finish elementary school for Christ's sake.
Yeah, a la, la, la, la, elementary school for grace sake. Yeah, elementary school. So then we got like a question about the women
racking up $700 worth of groceries when they went glamping.
And what did they do with all that extra,
with all that food?
So then they're like, well, don't worry.
We donated all that food to the other campers.
I was like, oh, not to people in need,
just to other people who are doing high-pitched sound like that. I'm like, oh, not to people in need, just other people
who are doing high-level stuff like that. I know good people are talking to you.
It's about to say we don't. She goes, we donated and I was like, wow, that was nice to other
campers, which means they just left it on the ground. Yeah. To other people on luxury
vacations. Oh, I'm so glad. I'm so glad that those other people were provided for, even
though they probably brought their own food because they were going camping. That was so thoughtful of them.
Okay, and then this is where we really know we're fucked for this reunion.
And he's like, how much do you guys grocery chat for yourselves?
I was like, okay, I'm officially done with this reunion.
Okay, now we're asking about grocery stories.
I know, Erica's like, they know me at Vans.
I'm sure they do.
You know that they all, all the other women were like,
what's Vans?
Who's Vans?
Who's Vans?
Kyle's like, is that like a jewelry shop?
Should I know about that?
I'm really like, I shop every day.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's why we only have five pieces of cheese at a time.
Remember that?
They're like, where's that slice of cheese?
Uh, so then Andy's like, you know, it was fascinating seeing y'all
without your glam squads and pervance, which is his way of saying like,
uh, you guys looked crazy trying to do your own makeup.
Yeah, almost as crazy as you do in HD right now.
So Erica's like, well, the trip didn't allow for it, which means it was not in the show's budget.
Yep.
And we're not completely without the ability to sell my all out.
I may have flipped you off, but my thing is exhausting because I'm a lifted for my
vacuities are in a foggy.
I'm just surprised that those women didn't wind up looking like the cast of suicide squad,
you know, with Arthur Graham squats in, in, uh, Provence.
But, um, uh, so yeah, then there's like talk about Kyle, when were you most over-served
in Provence or some other boring time in your life?
She's like, definitely in Provence.
They're all like actually like, oh my god, oh my god, I'm surprised that you could stand
up.
I was like, please, let's move forward.
I hate the term over-s, and it's such a perfect term
to use with Kyle, because she's such a fucking victim
of everything.
She didn't just get wasted, she was over served.
No, you were not over served, you over drank, okay?
Stop blaming everybody else.
Yeah.
So now at long last, the Radar Online segment.
So Valerie, we see a whole montage, takes us through
the whole
saga and then Valerie from New York City says, hey, polygraphs are only 70%
accurate and not admissible in court. What does Tom Gerardi say about that?
He agrees. He agrees. So it is kind of funny because we watching it like when
we're watching when we see Lisa taking that stupid polygraph, which was one
of her most embarrassing moments, I'm like, so sad.
I'm real.
I'm real.
I'm 100% blame, Sessa.
He probably put the idea in her mind.
But I was watching, I don't remember if we commented it on the time, but I remember thinking
as I was watching this and then Doreet actually says it, I mean, she is fully wearing like
three layers and like a business suit and she has the thing strapped.
I'm like, this, that's not, that's like,
ha, like, I mean, but, I mean,
stop setting.
Oh, I'm sorry, I wasn't with you.
I was like, just watching on the TV like, ha ha.
No, cause that's, no, there was,
no, there was nothing to say.
I'm just like, it's ridiculous.
It is bad.
Oh, I heard so upset setting and I was like, what I miss. No, no, no, you missed nothing. I was just saying
like that's like all I could feel was like you know, I'm because lie detectors are
competing in the Mississippi and in the quarter of law. 70% something or other. I can't
something or other and so I'm saying no, I wasn't even doing a cameo. I was just like it's
ridiculous. It's so ridiculous. It is actually so ridiculous, we are gonna look back on it
and just like, it's hilarious.
It could be like a great Halloween costume Lisa doing
like a polygraph in like a Gore-Tex jacket
with a little strap around it, you know, like ridiculous.
So Denise is like, I wanna know how she found the line
of Texter in the first place.
And Carl was like, well, I wanna tell you Andy,
because I know you two had your doubts.
And he's like, oh, yeah, I had your doubts
about how you found out about it.
Which I liked.
I liked that too.
The first story is completely fucking crazy.
So then Kyle starts twisting, you know.
She's like, oh, oh no, then Kyle gets back at him.
She goes, yes, well, you know, like I said, you know,
like you said, you think Lisa Vanderpump is a liar.
I was like, what? Oh, like she's, you know, like you said, you think Lisa Vanderpump is a liar. I was like
What?
Like she's trying to throw him under the bus. He's like, I was like wait
Do you swear someone from production didn't tell you about this lie detector test?
And she's like, I have the text Andy and ready to go. You need to tell the story. You need to tell it
Voices need to be heard
So, um, yeah, so basically Kyle, she tells the story
that like for, she's like, well, there was a,
her friend's house was burgl,
and so they were doing polygraph on the construction workers
because Kyle had done polygraphs on, on workers.
Although I think was it Andy who was like,
even though you said you don't believe in them,
like whatever, and she's like, yes, I don't want to,
but the police have made, whatever, insurance made them do it yeah you just speak to validity of
a lie detector test and why would you have your employees take one yeah the detectives made them do it
so she basically says that um like it really happened and that Lisa was there doing the lie detector
doing a trial run it was not being filmed it was a trial run of the lie detector, and as much as Kyle drives me nuts, I actually believe her.
Yeah, I do too.
Yeah, and then they're, so yeah, she's saying Alisa is doing a practice run, so that
way she could basically do the proper performance for the cameras, and Erica goes,
what the fuck man?
I was like wasn't.
I mean, it's like, it's ridiculous even if it were
without a trial run.
Well, she could have been doing it.
She could have gone down there to take a lie detector test
and then, you know, production said, you should film that.
You took a lie detector test and fucking film it.
She could have gone down there and been like, I'm going to take
this lie detector test and show the, I mean, who knows.
But yeah, it does sound like she went down there.
But also, Lisa Vander a van from Beverly Hills to downtown is not an easy drive.
Yeah. Why would she? I don't know. It's all confused.
I don't know if she would, I don't know if she would voluntarily want to do that
twice, especially considering how scandalized when she had to drive 2.3 miles into
Hollywood that one time to drop Max off at the Hollywood music academy.
And she's like, oh, Yeah, my first year was like Hollywood.
Fallujah would more like it.
She's like a little brown house.
She's like, oh, that is these look at that stars on the sidewalk.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's why it seemed weird for me that she would do that twice,
but whatever.
But the stupid storyline either way, didn't like it.
Yeah, it was stupid. And Dorita's, Dorita was right.
She's like, look, she had like a blazer on.
It's like not even like touching her skin for like the blood pressure,
asking like, they only asked her like seven questions at least as far as we saw.
And it was like, it was just, I blame Dr. John Cessa.
I like that, yeah, I do too. And I love that Dorita had like every step of a lie detector task because you know those fucking crooks have had to take them before
So we're first of all you go in there and they say hello Dorit and he says
Prenazzarit and they say that the truth bingo got one then they give you a little cup of water Andy
Then they take you there, Prisha, then they, oh my god, how many times are you fucking done mystery?
I know.
So then they talk about how the boss of Raider Online said that Lisa was not the source
of the article and has never been an anonymous source and Kyle's like, I mean, they know
each other.
I mean, like, Kyle makes a good point.
She says, do you think that Raider Online is losing sleep over whether or not people think
that Lisa leaked the story?
They don't care. Like why else would they come out and say that?
They would say that to protect a relationship, you know?
Yeah, but I mean, again, for the milli of time, I don't give a fuck if she called Raider Online her damn self and said what happened because what happened was true.
That's so. Absolutely.
Okay. It is true. That's true. Absolutely. It is true. And honestly, I also believe that it's possible she called it greater online.
And I don't think that she called it greater online.
Like, at Denise Richards' wet, well, I guess the article does talk about Denise Richards'
wetting, but I don't know.
I do believe it was one of her messy.
It's got, I think it was Dr. John Sessa.
Also, Doree, this happened right before shooting began.
Like Dary got rid of this dog like four days before shooting began.
Who does that?
Like what kind of idiot is gonna do that?
You know, it just seems too like close to the timeline and too on purpose for her to
do that and not think she's gonna get called out on the carpet for it.
Yeah, exactly.
And by the way, what was the thing you were telling me about over the weekend
with John Sessa and Teddy?
That Teddy was arguing with someone on Twitter. They were like, you're obviously lying
at this point. And Teddy was like, oh really? Well, if they weren't trying to bring the
dog out on camera, then what were Kyle and I doing at Vanderpump Dogs in the first place?
And then John Sessa released the production emails getting permission to shoot at Vanderpump
Dogs before the dog was ever returned.
So they didn't know that the dog had even been returned.
The dog hadn't been returned when they had agreed to have Kyle and Teddy go to shoot
at Vanderpump Dogs.
They were supposed to shoot there to get the dogs washed, like just for a scene.
Vanderpump Dogs.
And it turned into this big dog thing,
and it turned in to bring the dog out on camera,
and whose idea was that?
Yeah, exactly.
And so it's amazing how this can like really take over my life,
and I can get so angry about it.
It does.
And I feel everybody else getting angry too,
so we talk about, like I feel this nurse being like,
but I also, but the anger, but at at the anger I feel like we all get the happier
We also seem to get like it feels like a really satisfying experience. So Denise
Like so you so they're they basically Denise doesn't think that Lisa van a pump personally called radar and radar and and like
You know, they all basically like it was probably someone from from her camp, right?
Because Lisa's not dumb enough to call up radarider Online on her own, like, to just, just to do that.
And I totally believe, I honestly, I want to blame Kyle.
I really do.
And I will, I still blame Kyle for, for becoming as big of a thing as it did.
But, um, if, I mean, if you've got John Blizzard and John Sess are working for you,
they are too messy for it not to be the ones who planted the story
I'm sorry. They are just too messy and the truth is that John Blizzard should have been fired after after what happened with Teddy and the fact that he wasn't
There is like bad business practices happening for sure even though I'm still on the side
Yeah, just play all this. Ranna's like well, how many articles have we seen in the daily mail?
Despite all this, Ranna's like, well, how many articles have we seen in the Daily Mail? Rade or I'm on whatever.
She talks through the press.
And Mandy's like, yeah, well, I would have loved it.
I would have loved it if she told me that she wasn't going to come to the reunion, but
yeah, I heard it through the press too.
Yeah, I mean, they all talk through the press too, by the way.
And then, so now Andy, see, Andy's like pissed at Lisa, so he's going to be like, well,
now I'm going to do whatever I can to make her look like a bitch
So he's like, so Lisa has called you guys stupid cows, the real bitches of Beverly Hills
Cabbage the pigs on Twitter, she said that to read that change her face and her accent has a head transplant
She said that Camille is basically a giant coaster with legs and
Denise is an alien from Starship Troopers actually
and I don't know I can't think of anything else off the top of my head Kyle you
look like a pinata that was half broken and left on the side of the road
Kyle you dressed like a tennis ball I said that but still it's fun isn't it so
when he says do she also said to read his changed her face
and her accent and Kyle goes, oh yeah,
well how come they didn't pick up on that as a lie?
I was like, cause it's not a fucking lie.
She's changed her face and her accent.
Come on.
So Kyle's like, we're being accused of bullying
and harassing her and none of us has stooped to that level.
I was like, yes, you're taking like every little
smart-ass thing she said.
You went on TV and called her a fucking liar.
What's the difference?
Like, why is she...
Lisa said all these things with like, like, sort of like a smirk and it is sort of like
British sense of humor.
Like, if you say, oh, she's a cheeky cow or whatever, cheeky monkey.
And then like, you say, then like a few later, you say, Lisa called you a monkey.
You know, that's gonna sound way more offensive, right?
Like then like in the context,
she's just like being joky and like whatever sarcastic,
but they're like, oh, we're being bullied,
but we never stoop to that level.
And then Rin is like, never mind what she said about Erica,
the tucking which that was bad.
I was actually shocked that Vanderpump made that joke.
And I was actually surprised on top of that,
that the producers kept that in
except that the producers are probably pissed at Vanderpump.
So like fuck it.
We're gonna do that one.
Yeah, what she said, she probably has to tuck her something.
And Andy's like, well, Erica, people have tweeted
that you say on the show, your dick is big.
So what's the difference from you saying it than her?
And she's like, I say suck my dick like kiss my ass, but for someone to take a swipe and hurt a vulnerable
community, which I get. And I get why people would be hurt by that. In an older ladies'
defense, I, has an Erica called herself a drag queen before. Like she's sitting there
in like a RuPaul look literally for the first
half of the season in her testimony. I think it was a drag queen joke. Could have been I think that
ultimately. But I would I mean I mean like I should apologize. Yeah, I mean like my could maybe see
the joke she was going for and how it failed but it was not least it was it was it was not one of the finest men.
Oh so then and so speaking of not finest moment so after all this we're like yeah
she's due to that level so Andy is like you know a lot of viewers felt like you
guys were piling on well Lisa was like like her her her brother just committed
suicide and she was like depressed an terrible state of mind and they all go we all
of us have empathy all of us have empathy.
All of us have empathy.
Like you guys are so phony.
You guys are so incredibly phony.
It is absolutely ridiculous.
Yeah, and the reeds like, I spoke to her almost every day.
I forgot to tell her I had given the dog away until I'd actually done it.
But you know, my come on now.
And then Rinna is like, yeah, but none of us were mean girls and none of us were bullies
And Rina is the guiltyest at least on Twitter of coming for Vanderpump like come on now
We'll know that we love us some Rina on this show, but like you guys are so full of shit, but at the same time
Lisa is not here to fight back
And that's what you get you know that your own fucking fault
It was a dumbest mistake she's made.
Well, she's letting them control the narrative.
Yeah, it was either the light detector or this one,
but not good moves.
Yeah, not good moves at all.
So now we move on to the, it's now time
to discuss Kyle and Lisa's friendship ending.
So now we see this montage, a long montage of Kyle
and Lisa's friendship, which is sad because we see a lot of the
fun times they had. But then, you know, what we also see is like nine or ten years of, it's
actually more of a frenemieship than a friendship because what we see is, fun times, fun times,
fun times. And going back to season one, Taylor are talking to Adrian, like through a lot
iron fence.
That, that like,
I love that they keep relying on that Taylor episode
for this whole reunion.
Yeah, but basically Taylor's like,
you know, Kyle talks a lot of shit
about Lisa behind her back, you know?
And it was like very early on
that Kyle was talking shit about Lisa.
And remember it was the first time I noticed
that there was any issue between the two of them
was that second season reunion where Kyle told Lisa like being friends with you is like being friends
with Bobby Fisher and you sort of see that like Kyle was in my view Kyle was kind of the aggressor
in this friendship right and like the worst thing that Lisa really ever did was make that comment
about Mauricio like oh this is where the rumors of Mauricio being seen with little with like a young woman
come from yeah right from portion playing with Porsche he's like I'm taking
Porsche out so this is where the younger woman rumors come from yeah but I just
see that as like a like a tasteless joke that got away from it right yeah
yeah excuse making fun of her dads like gossip stories right in front of his like a tasteless joke that got away from her right? That was shitty. Yeah, I'm like, excuse me,
making fun of her dad's like gossip stories
right in front of his little daughter again.
Yeah, that was shitty.
But everything else was like, you know,
like Kyle was the one talking behind Lisa first.
It's as far as we can see.
Like Kyle was doing this to that.
Kyle was the one like,
like going against Lisa
about this tabloid controversy.
You know, and admittedly,
Kyle's saying Lisa prays on the week.
Yeah, and it's not like Lisa's innocent,
but Kyle acts like she has been
this innocent victim of this friendship.
When the truth is, like, Kyle is the one
trying to take down Lisa for years and years and years.
Yeah, and, you know, I mean, I didn't feel sad
actually when I watched her friends, when I watched it, and if it, I was like, thank fucking God, and you know, I mean, I didn't feel sad actually when I watched your friends when I watched it and if it I was like, thank fucking God and this chapter.
Last year was I was done with that friendship last year. It was the most obnoxious
thing ever with Kyle crying like, why aren't you mad at Doree? You're not mad at Doree.
You should be mad at Doree. You'd be mad at me if it was me. You know, man, and then, you know,
I'm just fighting over who Lisa liked more, you know? And it just underscores to me, like the fact that Kyle,
I don't think has ever truly liked Lisa
on the deep level that she likes to say she did.
I think there were friends, but she's wanted to take Lisa down.
I think it's tied into some weird childhood issues
that Kyle has about being the youngest daughter
and like weird transference of Kim onto Lisa.
Shit like that.
And she has come for Lisa many, many times.
And she always goes back, we've said this before.
She always goes back because she knows
the audience has loved Lisa.
And she does this for the audience.
So for her to be accusing Camille of just like doing whatever Twitter says.
And here we see it.
We see in the montage how Colle keeps coming back and trying to get back into Lisa's good
graces when her attacks fail.
I'm speaking of.
And he's like, so can infamous Grigbar Kyle went viral in the infamous hashtag challenge?
Okay.
How did that go viral?
It was not go. Friends redo. It was Lisa Rina Lisa Rina's mother who was with her. Yeah.
And Chris Chris Jenner. Like it was all her best friends doing it. Okay. I know that they have
a zillion followers, but that did not go viral. Yeah. And it's not because of Kyle Richards. Okay.
Now I'm not going to say that we made it it viral, but I would say that we as like podcasters and Bravo.
And made it viral.
It was hilarious.
It was from the very first clip they showed.
But what I'm saying is that like,
they released that trailer.
And I think all of us as Bravo watchers and community,
like we just, it was hilarious and we all jumped on it.
We, because we did a trailer breakdown
and we're like, goodbye Kyle.
And we were joking about goodbye Kyle from the the beginning of the season and all of our
listeners were joking about it and it was a whole thing.
And it wasn't just us, you'd see it on two Judgy Girls, Danny Peligrino, we were all
doing good bye Kyle.
And again, I'm not saying that we started that but it's just like, we were all doing it.
It wasn't that Kyle was like, well, you know, she goes, well, she goes, well, the trolls
on Twitter started saying it and like, you're disin' that hashtag, Goodbye Kyle.
So instead of just sitting down and taking it,
I decided to make a joke out of it.
No, it's like, no, you didn't make a joke out of it.
We all made a joke out of it.
And then you took it and you tried to make it yours
and you had all your celebrity friends do it
because you were like, let me try to get this started.
And the Goodbye Kyle challenge did not go by oh good by Kyle sorry
I still does good by Kyle
and Andy's like so Camille anything you want to say which is hilarious because he has nothing
to do with anything but she's like it's also high-venturing half feelings and again if
I hurt you I'mal, I adore you.
And she hugs Kyle and then not anybody else.
And everyone else is like, whatever,
why are we talking to Camille again?
Goodbye Kyle.
Yeah, seriously.
So then it starts to wrap up and like last thoughts
and Denise is surprised that she has developed
all these genuine friendships.
And Eric is able to connect. Yeah, and Eric is able to connect with this group in a way
that she hadn't been able to do before with this group that's like the big thing this group yeah
they just everything in the world is fan or post fault anything that's ever happened and you
gotta admire their commitment you know because they've really gathered together as a team to get
someone off and they did it it worked you
know give credit where credit is to you cannot wait to watch you rip each other
apart next year and now especially that Teddy has been totally outed for being
the compulsive fucking liar that she is and even though they already all knew
this and still stood by her now that they've seen the public reaction to Teddy
it's gonna be hilarious watching them all turn on her next season. Yeah, yeah, it's around.
Yeah, so, um, yeah, this is like just stupid questions that everyone's saying and then, um, how, like, Kyle, how else do you want this season to be remembered?
And she's like, well, I want to just like remember the, all the bonding and the laughing that we had and the really boring episodes we provided for America after Lisa was gone.
Yeah, so it's one of the lame seasons ever and you guys have had a few. So congratulations Kyle.
Wayne, you suck.
Yeah.
So Andy's like, can I open the birthday present and it's a pink bat, it's a pink bow.
Yeah.
Oh, I thought it was a belt.
A belt, sorry. I'm thinking of Lisa. So I'm always thinking of pussy bows
Yeah, but yeah, I wrote down both for some reason, but yeah, I was a pink belt and I'm like literally bored
And then they're like let's give it to us to the queen cow
Like fuck you. Okay, here's my toes fuck you you shitty season. I'm glad you're over
I hope you all fucking get fired and they start over again cuz you guys suck
Okay, I actually like the first half. I liked I thought the controversy, I hope you all fucking get fired and they start over again, cause you guys suck. Okay? I-I-I actually liked the first half.
I liked-I thought the controversy with the dog and all that stuff.
It-like, I know a lot of people thought that was tedious, but I thought, you know, there was a conflict.
There was a conflict happening, and I liked watching it, but then once-once it all shook out, and then it was like no Lisa, and then they had to like...
film without Lisa.
It was just all of them kissing each other's asses and saying how how beautiful they all were with like an occasional
immature argument from Kyle and it just was like I was like okay this it's time for a cast shakeup sorry
and you know the fact that it's like tozine the queen Kyle see that's the thing even given
that Lisa probably did orchestrate something at Venniprom Dogs and given even if she did plant the
Ritter Online story Kyle fanned those flames to mobilize the cast against Lisa to finally
push Lisa who was already in a vulnerable state off the show and Lisa did some shady shit
but really is it like was it the biggest crime against humanity? She orchestrated A scene. She told us story to the Gossarikes. Kyle at that lunch when
they were all talking about it like after a Teddy's event at the Spins studio.
It was like whatever Kyle could have just been like guys she probably did she
probably did plan to answer bullshit but honestly it's really not that big of a
deal. Let's just let the story die dock She could have said that because it because Lisa's her friend
But she instead I like so bored of the season. I have one thing to say to the season
See your self out next Tuesday
See yourself out next Tuesday. And that brings us to the end of a season, season 9.
Oh, really?
Oh, swive.
Thank God.
I believe you.
Too many episodes.
The Lord is dying.
Smaller order next year, please.
Oh, my God.
Everybody, thanks so much for being with us.
And we did it.
We did it through this final reunion.
OK.
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